Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

I could write something maybe or not depending you know?

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>The Royal Makai's Regional Armed Division's live exercise schedule has somehow ended up being mixed with another non-Order aligned military forces' live exercise drills

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>>43503523
so in the end it was a vtube shit and i was correct for leaning toward the safe side.

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>>43563919
Nice try, mick.

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43563949
fuck off

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>>43563955
I don't get it, I've done it before you know

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Remember anons, vampires are not to be bullied. You need to live and respect your vampire mistress. Submit to your vampire overlords.

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>>43563949
Ah, I see how it's going to be now

pros: the off-topic shitposter at least includes a monster girl on his military trash images
cons: the art is now fucking vomit-inducing

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Hey anon, would you mind spending some quality time with your old auntster?

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what if Hasshaku-sama was a mantis

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>>43564005
I think that's final fantasy 14.

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>>43564029
But momma said no

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>>43563919
Write something about me using suicide as a weapon

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>>43564005
You know modern tech in fantasy settings is just about my fetish but the 3d aspect is subpar at best and isn't my thing at all

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>>43563919
write about dragon transformations

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>>43564069
The military gear is so out of place there that it makes it look like those shitty western 3D renders

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>>43564069
Those are Castanics from Tera

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>>43564069
The outfits are making me think TERA.

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life got somewhat better after your office building was raided by longboats

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>>43564186
This is fine

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>>43564186
Somewhat? It's definitely better.

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>>43564186
No. This dumb meat head left me alone. I need to find a new wagie job.

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>>43563997
Make me.

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>>43563919
Conaider the following:
Ocelomeh culture of ritual competition discovers Lazer Tag and Paintball and depleted Demon Silver bullets that are less potent than normal D.Silver but still make you cum if you're shot too much too quickly or right into sensetive areas. A new sacrificial tournament ensues, and Anon the tourist is caught right in the middle of it, as the sacrifice. Can he escape unfucked, or will he turn the tables on the kots and fuck them himself? Find out in "Trial by (gun)Fire"

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>>43564422
That sounds neat, you should do it

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>>43564422
demonsilver doesn't make you climax, that's the monsters job

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>>43564432
I would if I knew how to write without sounding like an autist. Or had the free time to write instead of only enough to lurk and post on a chinese basket weaving forum.
>>43564458
Alright, but you still get what i meant: the bullets they use are less powerful, because it won't be fun if you just shot someone once and now he's ready to get fucked, no, the chase is fun too, as is seeing the prey in different levels of panic and horny. Maybe the shaman who conjured the whole ruleset up played too many "vee-dje-oh ga-ee-ms" that her husband gave her, who knows.

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>>43564538
Can I choose my firearms?

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>>43564069
Certainly not.

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Need a monster with huge tits to use their weighted bra like some kinda of bolas and wrap around my head, trapping me within their scent

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>>43564316
That comic almost made me play arknights

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I was going to ask something somewhat controversial but I will wait till page 10

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>>43564696
a cautionary tale

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>>43564696
>>43564700
Hmmmm this is based on a game?

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>>43564707
it's an ooc comic using characters from the game

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>>43564701
Yes, all monster girls can get snouts if you want.

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>43564730
now i am an EXTRA FLUFF enjoyer, but how in the world would you put a snout on a living armor?

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>>43564029
If it involves any account of breath sniffing, absolutely yes!

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>>43564766
Ever see stargate?

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>>43563904

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Following the Eros faith is OP in Mamano Queens II! All of your daughters seduce the surrounding kings and you beat the game on your own through diplomacy!

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>>43564820
Yeah, but if you try to post your games online you get a very noticeable pink filter, and all the chubby cupids and assorted pink monsters try to get you to join their discords

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>>43564831
Need to be groomed on discord by a mamano neet hag

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>>43564839
Imagine telling a hag you're 26 only for them to gush about how young you are and try grooming you anyways

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>>43564920
obligate carnivores could never

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>>43564857
>Wow, 32? *giggles* You're so mature for your age. Want to to talk more in private?
I creeped myself out typing that

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>>43564953
>An old man in a retirement home still treated like a little kid by the monster girls that work there.

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>>43564938
Cats cannot properly digest veggies so don't try to feed felines greens. Is what I would say if they were actual cats and not mamano who can easily consume any human food and need their nutrients

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>>43564972
There was a KC post somewhere like this where an old Order knight couple wandered into a mamano realm as part of an expedition and went missing and people later saw a young man-monster couple that looked suspiciously like them making love in the woods.

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>>43564953
That means you've captured pure hag energy
>ara ara~ only 43? You're so cute!
>*winking and heart emojis*
>why don't we hop on VC for a bit~?

And thus Anon got groomed by a 400+ years young 'girl'

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>>43564972
>oh wow, you're barely 104?!
>you're so young!

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>>43565010
It'd be a rude wake-up call when they pass away from old age. Not that they won't be brought back as undead, but still.

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Is it better when a monster hag sees you as a young cutie who should be pampered, or as a disrespectful brat in dire need of correction?

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>>43565038
Any hag worth her salt would have one of the insta incubazation potions ready

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>>43564973
>>43564938
>>43564920
>Eat the veggies now or I get the belt and make You eat them while You cry for real.
I learned from the best. No picky eaters

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>>43564849
That's a big fuckin' fox.

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>>43565097
fried tofu hits hard

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>>43565079
Should I watch princess connect?

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>>43564849
>Bushy eyebrows
>Red eye shadow
The two prettiest features in a monster.
Too bad I heard black haired foxes were a bad omen, her milk would likely get you cursed.

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>>43565115
It's not good but they're a catgirl and I bought a figma of her in Japan. Do whatever You want with those informations.

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>>43564766
One of those 15th century German helms with the overhang?

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Why does the series have so many devious abusive girls?

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I present to you
The dorkiest hag

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>>43565221
Because most Mamonos are like that sadly.

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>>43565221
They're not abusive. They just show love and care in different ways.

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>>43565335
I wonder where hellhound ranks out on this chart.

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>>43564538
>Maybe the shaman who conjured the whole ruleset up played too many "vee-dje-oh ga-ee-ms" that her husband gave her, who knows.

Oh, she did

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Master race CIA gangster Frankenstein radio controls!

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>>43563904
Hebi seems a bit different today

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>>43563997
Nah, I'm hitting her with the UV lights.

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>>43565335
Everything on the right must be nuked.

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>>43565447
Like that one scene with the fat vamp from blade?

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>>43563997
But what if I like bullying my Vampire auntster? She's so cute when she pouts!
Please don't let her know I said that!

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>>43565438
What does this flute music shenanigans mean for fans of Jethro Tull?

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>>43565247
All hags are dorks. Prove me wrong.

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>>43565348
I'd put profile hounds somewhere around (-2 or -3, -1). Thread canon more like (3, -1).

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>>43565401
This is why you don't try your lock at random hole-in-the-wall type bars; they attract the most desperate hags who come there every day to pour their heart out.

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>>43565503
I'll have you know we- er, that hags are sophisticated!

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>>43565573
Oh wow she can see the matrix

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>>43565503
if you're ever under the impression someone else isn't a dork you haven't looked closely enough

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>>43565573
>All she done is type wurm hacking in differrent ways in a text editior
wurm is cute

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>>43565592
>Ka nama kaa lajerama
Instant lossing hebis has never been easier!

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>>43565562
The thigh size and subsequently ass size on this succ is insane

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>>43565562
Old monsters wearing clothes from their younger days!

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>>43565335
If you get a wife on the restrictive axis just go to a succubus, its basically one of their jobs to counsel new couples and help newlywed wifes adapt, they can convince a Hebi not everyones out to kek her.

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The best part about heroquest is the gargoyle

But missing work because you are a rock for a day kinda sucks

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>>43565562
I must breed this Lilim. I must give her many daughters. I must make her happy (so she will sit on my face).

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Post monster girls in business suits

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>>43565693
i'm not sure what kind of business this is

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>>43565693
Dormouse in her business suit, and would you look at that! She's on the job too!

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>>43565693

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>>43565693
Only the most professional of monsters

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>>43565647
Result: hebi now thinks that damn dirty counselor is out to cuck her.

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hhey, friends, it's my bday, could (You) post some Hakutakus?

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>>43565693

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>>43565754
Happy birthday anon!

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>>43565693

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>>43565754
You're getting a hellhound.

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>>43565796
that's pretty close

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>>43565763
Thanks!
>>43565796
That's good too, having a bit of a preference doesn't mean I wouldn't love a different one all the same, I'm also quite fond of some hellhound greentexts I've seen here in the past if I'm frank, thanks anon.

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>>43565796
>see hellhound picture
>intinctaully search multiple devices to see if I already have the picture before saving it
They're not even living rent-free in my head, they just own it at this point.

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i need a misandrist /m9k/ monster to forcefully rape correction until she becomes a completely devoted nerd.
intense desire to watch her play map games and brush her hair.

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>>43565573
Voodoo people!

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>>43565882
Hoodoo people!

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>>43565708
>>43565717
>>43565721
>>43565724
>>43565762
>>43565773
Much appreciated anons.
However I think the best business is exchanging sweet nothings in each other's ears with my mg wife in bed

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>>43565335
>Kraken
>”Their breasts are surprisingly big and rival that of a holstaur.”
BEEG ink sacs

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>>43565438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqZEAi4XP6k

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>>43565930

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>>43565922
I love 2hus.

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What is this thread

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>>43566094
the Horny Asylum

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>>43566094
Monster Girl Thread, says right there.

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>>43566094
It's where 'innocent' boys subconciously come to deliver their IP addresses, so that when the invasion starts we can... I mean uhhdhhhdhsbfbbfgbgbbh
itz the monster girl thread talk about monddfdstyerngirlddss youd like as a wifeee

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>>43566094
a pit of degeneracy and retardation

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Look at my horse
My horse is amazing

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>>43566179
I really don't like where the rest of that song goes.

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>>43566185
Shut up woman, get on my horse

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>>43566179
Give her a lick...

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You think monsters take classes for what to do during first encounter type scenarios for more jittery guys that aren't used to monsters?

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>>43566179
Milking your horse and forcing her to drink it

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>>43566218
once they figure out it's like a metal slime encounter they adjust their strats accordingly

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>>43566218
>Pounce 'em!

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>>43566228
>big, scary monster intentionally downgrading her stats so the terrified farmer boy can "beat" her.
>doing so activates monster pheromones that cause the plucky farmboy to "eat" the scary looking monster he just defeated

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queen cube slime, for all your procedurally generated dungeon needs

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>>43566285
I'm killing every one of those slimes.

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Always let your unicorns meet with bicorns

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>>43566285
I gotta get that loot!

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>>43566285
>slimes put fake bones in themselves to make them look scarier
It makes for a good Halloween costume.

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>>43566336
dungeon decoration is serious business. ms echidna is always buying cobwebs, bones and torches to scatter around

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>>43566292
"Killing" slimes in the slime dungeon

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>You've attracted the attention of a p'orcer raiding party

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Trying to write makes me respect broodmother monsters because they're able to come up with so many names.

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Real dead hours.

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>>43566480
i have the right to remain silent

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>>43566480
Fat ass wight that bought has deemed me her royal chair because she thinks my lap is comfortable, so anytime we go out she has to sit on it

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>>43566388
Good, I am in need of new sows.

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>>43566509
There are cuter, smaller, and softer girls for that who are even royalty in cooler places.

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>>43566516
Shortstack ice queen who you instinctually hug for warmth since she's so cold, cursing her to be embarrassed in front of her court all the time?

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>>43566514
Ate your old ones?
Bacon is good when fried up.

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>>43566535
No, I've done worse.
They've become maidwives.

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i found this blue thing. what do i do with it?

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>>43566551
Headpats

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>>43566551
Food

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>>43566551
Seal it away before it becomes a danger to your virginity.

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>>43566388
for the last time I'm not a "dark lord", I'm a agricultural wizard

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Sure, you may like monster girls, but do monster girls like you?

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>>43566608
Considering that they want to rape me and marry me, I'd say yes

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>>43566608
Of course they do. i'm black.

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>>43566608
No and They're right. You can't make a family with someone who will rope himself if You try to dominate him. I will look from far away, pleased to know that You got your happy ending

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>>43566624
Cuckold

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>>43566630
Retard. You won't get Your happy ending either

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>>43566624
There’s plenty of monsters you can dominate or be equal to, that don’t let the femdomfags bring you down.

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>>43566639
My ego is to thin...

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>>43566637
Of course I will. Tell me your favorite monster girl and I'll add her to my harem so she will get the happy end you refuse to give her because you're too much of a control freak.

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Putting a Valkyrie in distress by insisting that I MUST die an honorable death in battle to enter Valhalla!

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>Ancient evil automaton is getting worked up again
>Goes off about how much destruction and chaos she caused in the past and how she will bring it down again
>All because some troll on 4mon called her new breast upgrades flabby and full of spoiled milk
>Order her off the computer and onto the bed before she traces her IP and pays her a visit
>Fuck her hard enough till her RAM overloads and she shuts down
>Sleep between her nice soft pillows all night

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>>43566663
I could win a fight against her. I am less muscular, therefore my speed is superior.

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>>43566673
Her poor back

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>>43566663
built like a man, needs to get those legs bigger since she skipped leg day
>>43566673
ah yes the red drunken cow

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>>43566683
That's an oni. She must have really impressive back muscles.

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>>43566683
Onis are known to have extraordinarily strong back muscles.

>>43566663
Anon, she's going to be quite pissed at you for improperly shutting her down.
But in a good way.

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>>43566649
Cockatrices, Dormice, Alices and of course the abyssals if you’re into TF stuff to just name a few if you have a possible weak ego.

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>>43566673
Need Oni Milk

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>>43566663
why does this robutt keep saying that I look like a cut of fuckable meat?

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>>43566708
shes a virign that does not know how to get a man

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>>43566708
Because to her you are, although considering she said that you're not an employee.

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>>43566708
She tells it how it is.

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>>43566708
machine TL can be pretty rough

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>>43566708
shes autistic and her sister is better
softer and more mature

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>>43563919
Either do it or don’t and fuck off.

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>>43566700
Don't like those.

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Reply to this post or your waifu we become a permaloli!

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>>43566738
Nigger

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>>43566718
I'd never work for one of those megacorps! I'd rather die!

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>>43566744
Uh oh, sounds like someone is getting a 'visit' in the middle of the night from a kunoichi with optical camo and mantis blades.
Or is she an actual Mantis? These upgrades are really making it hard to tell.

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>anon, you need to stop filling the dungeon with grenade launchers
>I know they're efficient but the point isn't to make all the adventurers quit after the first room

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>>43566738
(You)

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Paname's ass...

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>>43566738
I HATE THE SABBATH I HATE THE SABBATH I HATE THE SABBATH

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>>43566752
>Mantises protesting cybernetics that take away their appeal
I'm gonna get so chromed up that monsters wouldn't even look at me!

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>>43566738
>we
Do you mean will? You're an idiot, you don't even check what you've written before you post!

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Warning: Cannibalism

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>>43566763
>she doesn't follow the proper meta
get out of my sight, scrub

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>>43566738
She's sexy the way she is, but I wouldn't want to deny her the ability to grow up.

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>>43566752
I have more chrome then flesh, 88/12. She won't do shit. Walls feel weird tho.

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>>43566763
wonder if ms echidna approves or snubs wacky ero dungeons

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>>43566770
>"Only we are allowed to have blades like that."
>Has also replaced her blades with a new mounting and some sort of monomolecularly sharpened titanium.

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>>43566785
There's nothing wrong with that! It's her right as a Mantis and she could have had medical reasons for doing so!

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>>43565067
There isn't too much of a difference when you think about it.

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>>43566787
Most species could get advantages out of being chromed up.
Ushis on the otherhand probably only get side benefits from ranged weapons considering how strong they are and their natural regeneration.

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Me underwater breathing with a bamboo stick snorkle to avoid the Hellhound trying to rape me

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>>43566787
And It's my right to have them too.

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>>43566792
>Ushi-Onis get poison launchers for long range corruption

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>>43566794
You have a right to bear arms, not gorilla arms.

>>43566798
Ah, so more the biomechanical horror aspect.
Although that does sound more like something they'd slap on a darkmatter.

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>>43566794
You are not a Mantis, you get no such thing. Humans aren't even built for cybernetics!

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>>43566793
you've fucked up big time

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>>43566793
>thinking he's safe
Uh oh anon looks like I'm just gonna have to point out to that Hellhound that there looks to be a man drowning in the water right over there.

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>>43566803
I will go for the Urgot package. Rail nailer turned into a machine gun arm, 6 legs with the shotgun kneels, a chem-mask and a harpoon and grinder in my stomach. Everything in demon silver so I can compete against Ushi

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>>43566794
That's cultural appropriation, anon. The Council does not approve.

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>>43566808
>>43566803
I will chrome whatever I want in my body. Health or bug sensitivity is secondary

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>>43566788
sure there is
well behaved boys do whatever the old lady asks and anything else is a misbehaving and disobedient brat in need of correction

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>>43566737
There’s the Umi Osho and Kobolds but none of these probably satisfy you either.

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>>43566827
Hunting
>...
Sharpening blades
>...
Cuddling husband
>excited antenna wiggles

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>>43566841
Indeed not a fan too.

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>>43566836
It appears Anon is in need of immediate arrest and psychiatric treatment. Don't worry, the latest Automaton model will meet you soon.

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>>43566770
Your metal peepee is now a functioning dildo that can give monsters babies. DE be crazy like that where you can’t escape monster love even if you made yourself into a metal man.

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>>43566852
Really? Pathetic meatbag can't comprehend why being fully chromed is perfection. Sadly automaton are going the other way around... Shameful

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>>43566858
>think you're safe by becoming more metal than man
>Succubus just lightly touches you and all the metal bits explode off like a tokusatsu character showing new, soft human fleshbits replacing everything
It's not fair!

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>>43566844
Are you here just to complain. That which monster girl would you want to be with.

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I got it, I know how to escape the monsters! I'll go to the moon! No way there's monsters out there!

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>>43566872
That's where the rabbits are.

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>>43566881
Fun fact, the lizardmen and wererabbits have a longstanding rivalry for some reason.

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>>43566827
I will have blade in my arms and the WEF bugs won't stop me. I will put them in my arms at home and without any medical assistance if needed.

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>>43566885
i know sharks and rabbits once competed on who had the larger population size
some say this competition still continues

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>>43566865
By design:
Kiki
Werecat and other non furry variantes
Bunyip
Rata
By design and profile:

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>>43566904
Bigot. Look how happy she is to see you.

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>>43566888
You'll eat out the bugs and be happy.

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>>43566888
Is that how you want to get raided by swat teams? Because that's how it starts.

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>>43566918
I won't eat out the bugs
I won't take my meds
I won't let them take away my chromes and guns
I hate the Antéchrist, I hate blue helmetsI hate the Antéchrist, I hate blue helmets I hate the Antéchrist, I hate blue helmets

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>>43566923
Nah, they'll only raid if he talks about corporate taxes and self-employment rates.

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>>43566935
We're talking about monsters, the second a man tries to commit to self-surgery or even about chroming up and they'll be kicking his door in.

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43566912
Pull the trigger Irish boy

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>>43566872
>Moon Rabbits
>Chaos girls
>Random Lizards
>The Space Whales
>That one Gremlin who crash landed
Good luck.

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>>43566959
I-I'll just say I have a girlfriend back on earth!

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>>43566950
>MonTech kicking down Anons door because he's gonna chrome up
Such a shame to see so many guys with cyberfixation.

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>>43566950
What's wrong with chroming up tho?

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>>43566968
Fucks with your head, dummy. Humans aren't made for it!

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>>43566973
And? You can put a few before going overload. Also You can git gud and keep adding up without trouble. Mamono have nothing to say about it, They are always happy to catch and fix cyberpshychos

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>>43566950
I'm gonna weld a V8 engine to my penis.

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>>43566961
>I-I'll just say I have a girlfriend back on earth!
Hahahaha now that’s funny! You’re fucked you know that they can sense whether or not you have a gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43566989
You're getting corrected for being a dummy, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

goat

[Anonymous No.]

>planning out a grave robbing heist in the desert kingdom (you saw a brochure at work today)!
>carefully preparing for the task (you forgot to pack sunscreen)!
>making the perilous journey to the desert capital (you flew spirit airlines)!
>losing to your first combat encounter when you get there (the sphinx receptionist at the holiday inn asked you out)!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43566968
I’d rather want to morph back and forth instead of being robotized.
https://files.catbox.moe/jtc52e.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567016
I'll just say their senses are shot! It's not my fault!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43566840
What if the old lady needs correction, hmmmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567023
No I won't cuz You know I'm right. I'm going to correct who ever try to stop me from chroming. Next time You will try to ban combat drugs too, stupid communist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43565447
>It doesn't work because the entire reason the sun works It's because it's a symbol of good
I hope you like being a bloodbag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567038
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567038
Fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43565693

[Anonymous No.]

>>43565826
Marked by hounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567066
Butler-shog is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43566551
Stroke tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567066
I do not like the look of that teapot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567093
it's like you don't even want to be her guest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43566608
No idea desu, hope they don't so I don't have to worry about hurting one
They're very good and pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43566624
Anon you don't have to be femdomed, there's plenty of subby ones

[Anonymous No.]

Disappointing lack of zombie sex in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567090
Geeze, man, do you just see monsters and instantly attack their weak point for maximum damage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567047
>wanting to harm your body and mind with implants crudely shoved into your body that aren't even made for humans
>wanting to ingest black market substances made by some Orderite in a rundown shack
Humans have no right to complain about Extremists when this is how they behave when left alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567103
Made me think of pot of greed
https://files.catbox.moe/n10i4e.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567125
So they'd have no problem with preem gear and the good drugs? Noted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567125
>Oh noooooo don't be free. You must follow our orders and be our string puppet
t. Orderfag and extremistfag
Both can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine a bogie jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567125
Still be better than why I do with my body currently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567155
clowns form the sky

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567125
gremlin'll touch it up later

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567124
Yes, it's only fair since monsters are stronger than us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567133
>Doesn't hurt
>only helps
>keeps humanity
I don't see why they'd complain.

>>43567140
Being a slave to your vices isn't truly freedom. Now going to a nice bar with a cute Succubus? That's freedom right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567125
Yes I will. Homemade implants are safer anyway. My dealer isn't a orderfag, just a failed chemist. Extremist are powerless here anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567125
i'd go to my local gremlin lich pay her 50 bucks and tell her to go buck wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567181
Which vices? You're just a succ who can't suck no men. Go back to your office maybe someone will notice You in a few centuries

[Anonymous No.]

is there a place for me in her court if i prefer diplomacy over warefare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567202
>"Just chrome my shit up!"
>The gremlich shows no emotion and has no need to breathe, yet still she sighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567190
>>43567202
>>43567222
I think Druella might have been right about humanity. We really can't be trusted to help ourselves sometimes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567227
human men belong under wet cat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567237
Virgin succ cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567230
>Just throws a mechazombie at him and leaves it at that, hoping she'll just rape correct him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567230
ill through her a bone hehand tell her im hers after shes done installing a new spine, better muscles and heart

[Anonymous No.]

>man with all the technology in the world
>vs
>a single gremlin(motivated)
i could see it being a pretty popular episodic show on mamanotv

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567260
>Get into a mamono's shop
>Get scammed

>Go into a human man shady's clinic
>Leave with what You ask and payd for
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567277
That gremlin is either going to be Deedee or the goddamn Batman. Maybe both. Would watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567280
>Implying she charged him and didn't just record it and post it on rapecorrectionfordumbhumans.net

[Anonymous No.]

Reasons you should have a flayer wife
1. They will know every desire, every kink, everything you like and dislike and will avoid your dislikes and fulfil you fully
2. They saw all your mistakes, cringe moments, everything both good and bad. They still chose you and love you
3. They give amazing hugs with their tentacles
4. They can make an illusion and do any roleplays you want
5. Free therapy
6. You gain access to unfathomable secrets
7. She loves you and will drown you in love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567346
you forgot the purple titties

[Anonymous No.]

Consider studying Demonology.

[Anonymous No.]

i shall study the art of the clown knight in the college of clown

[Anonymous No.]

When the portals open you'll be claimed by a slime in the street and you will love every second of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567432
yeah but not that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567432
nah, im getting taken by a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567455
>>43567455
high, forest, dark, then elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567455
high elf is the oldest by a country mile

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567438
Don't worry DE will fix her

>>43567447
Wurms are good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567432
i heard this guy got banned from fanbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567432
I'm okay with slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567520
i don't like murderslimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567530
That's the beautiful thing, they don't have to be!

[Anonymous No.]

F@
Goth
C@
T@s

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567551
I swear, what are they feeding kots these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43566744
>>43566770
>>43566858
>>43566836
>>43566794
>>43566825
>>43566888
>>43566968
>>43567047
>>43567140
>>43567190
>All this Cyberpunk posting
>All this Chroming Up posting
>All these cybernetics and augmentation faggotry
Congratulations, retards and autists. You've now attracted the attention of MaxTac. Your local police departments and city's intelligence and internal affairs agencies have seen your online posts and out fear and concern for cyberpsychos and cyborg-terrorism. Have summoned and called upon MaxTac to arrest or beat your sorry asses to death.

And no, don't think any monstergirl or incubus-bro is gonna save your asses. MaxTac ain't taking any cyberpsycho or cyborg-terrorims threat lightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567551
its that the girl from the lolibaba catgirl hcomic ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567510
What'd he do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567564
they on the american diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567577
i don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567584
Praise be to the land of burgers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567455
>All these lame elves
>and so called "Dark Elves"
These elves are lame! Give me actual proper dark elf babes from The Sixth House Unmourned. Their boss-lady is pretty based, is cool as fuck, is ambitious to attain godhood, and even has a giant fighting robot in standby.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one escape a swarm of pyrows

[Anonymous No.]

>be kiki
>outside watering some plants master let kiki have
>he always has to go upstairs for some reason when kiki go outside
>kiki decide to go check on him out of the blue and postpone watering
>master nowhere to be found in his room?
>kiki goes to kiki's room
>discovers master sniffing pairs of kiki's panties from her drawer, pressing his nose deep into the crotch spot while grasping his willy
>master sees kiki and goes "Uh... I can explain."

What would Kiki honestly do in this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567309
>walk into mamono shop
>get raped and humiliated
>your raping gets posted online
>you are forever shamed

>walking into a human shop
>even if shady or orderite
>get what you want with a 90 day money back guarantee
checkmate mamono

[Anonymous No.]

how many ESL here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567627
Rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567659
Go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567627
Give him the underwear she has on

[Anonymous No.]

I am addicted to massive hag saggers

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a age requirement for mgs before you start to feeding them raw eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567696
Why are you typing like a retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567627
Become immediately and uncontrollably horny. Rape master over and over again. Ask him what he wants for dinner while cradling his post nut exhausted self. In that order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567627
>kiki gets cross
>for the first time since you hired she seemed genuinely angry
>shit Kiki was such a good maid
>you're going to regret losing her
>why couldn't you control yourself?
>Kiki shouts at you for the first time you knew her
>Mastah, how many times have I told you that you are to come to me to serve you!
>reaches under her skirt and pull off her bloomers
>"All you had to do was ask mastah!"

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6337882

[Anonymous No.]

Magus follow up to Blue Queen when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567744
i don't know how i feel about ms gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567756
I think she's a girl and the guy who likes her has a massive femdom streak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567755
Didn't he already finish it?
Speaking of it, I LOVE TINLOCH I NEED HER

[Anonymous No.]

Post reasons Why you should never trust foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567807
They rape men.

[Anonymous No.]

Silly humans think rape is a bad thing, rape is the most romantic form of love. Everyone in the world deserves rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567807
she'll raid your henhouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567820
>t.hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567807
They can't look me in the eyes, they're always closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43566365
>"Kill" a slime in the slime dungeon
>It goes for the most over dramatic death pose possible before melting back into the walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567827
She looks small enough to hold in my lap as I brush her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, the biggest danger a tourist can meet during a vacation to Zipangu. You'll fly out a single man who can barely hold a conversation with a woman and come away telling your friends and family how great your anniversary vacation was with your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43565447
>UV lights
That's how you attract girtablilus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567807
They eat all your burgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567860
>Glowing Scorpion Women
UV lights would be one of their weaknesses of spotting them easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567807
I don't know what you're talking about, foxes are very trust worthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567807
>filename
That's not a fox, that's a boatcat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567869
no, it's fashion. momonika girtablilus decked out with uv accents

[Anonymous No.]

You think Kakuens would think monkey puns are offensive or take it as a form of flirting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567885
>she has a special tattoo you can only see on her carapace under UV lights

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu have any special abilities for her kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567923
I'm not a special snowflake that needs a superpowered wife I can make bland by my very presence and inability to have imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567872
Tofu-stained hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567923
My wife (human woman who stays at home and cooks and takes care of the children) has a gun for home defense. If you are a criminal scum who'll break in and steal from us, she'll shoot you. Any of you monsters that try to break into my and wife's home and lay your hands on her and our children. She will not hesitate to shoot YOU!

Do not trifle with a man or woman's child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567934
Hey anon that's great and all but why does your wife have a tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567923
she can sex, but like really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567934
>a gun
what are you going to? kill yourself with it? L.M.A.O.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567890
Most likely, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Dragonia sucks. Why else would Dragons move away in droves to live in dingy caves so they can steal from human settlements?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567934
>>43567952
>guns
>Anon's gun toting house wife now becomes/monsterizes into a GFL T-Doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567923
Electricity powers which isn’t a very common power with Wendigos. Also from being in her presence for so long I too got electricity powers to control both snow storms and lightning storms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43563904

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567988
Get the fuck out of here you sniveling shitheel. At least retards like >>43567991 are actually posting monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567982
Large dragon orbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567982
MEN, ANON, THEY WANT MEN, IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTING MEN, THEY STEAL FROM HUMAN SETTLEMENTS SO THEY CAN PUT HUMAN TREASURES IN OUR HOARDS, SO THAT WILL ATTRACT MEN
DRAGONIA IS GREAT AND YOU WILL LOVE LIVING THERE WITH YOUR STUPID WURM WIFE THAT'S FASTLY APPROACHING YOUR IP, ENJOY IT FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567999
They do have a knack for that.

>>43568000
Dumb Wurm is gonna have fun going to some random location, I'm behind seven gremtech proxies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568003
Love is stored in the dragon bust.
Everyone knows this.
Even wurm does.
After all, she has one smart cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43564700
Is it bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567995
Don't make me post the wiki and or source material references sweetie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568015
Nobody gives a shit, not monster girls. Kill yourself or go back to /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568015
When in doubt just post siths

[Anonymous No.]

How do dragon girls feel about the newest dragon's dogma 2 trailer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567988
>>43568015
Who would win in a one-on-one fight between a T-Doll and a Nikke?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568061
Put her back in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568036
I don't get it. What does she want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568070
She desires a legacy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568086
Well I'm not anything famous nor do I own a business so I guess I'd be safe from her at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568070
something about being tired of waiting. women are often silly like that

[Anonymous No.]

And for my next prank I'm going to light this incense that I got from a very trustworthy monster in a cloak in the ventilation system

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568128
Yeah, thankfully I don't have to really deal with them since my buddy Man Ti Core gives me a heads up about those weirdos.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna bug Pharoagh until she lets my people go

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108417928
heavy birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568195
>She agrees to let them all go expect you

[Anonymous No.]

ready to spar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568260
>Pressing/mashing the X button does nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568248
It has to be everyone or I'm gonna call down plagues like turning all her wine into water or throwing off her groove when she dances

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568260
>>43568267
This is cheating! I'm not gonna hang out with her again!

[Anonymous No.]

Dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568346

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568373
>Wights
Ew

[Anonymous No.]

What if I went and kicked a Baphomet's butt right now. Like literally kick her in the butt like she's a football.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568373
why is ms. wight so rude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568392
Do you want to get raped and brainwashed into the Sabbath anon? Do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568395
she's attempting to entice you to ignoble acts

[Anonymous No.]

yo, what monster would find it the easiest to cosplay the venus of wilendorf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568402
A loli can't rape a fully grown man and she'll go flying when I kick her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567346
hmm... you've convinced me. I will marry a flayer tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>Big ghoul wife and her friends just lounge around the house.
>Act like delinquents but keep the house decently clean as their 'chores'
>Pay is pretty obvious as getting home after work is basically a 'second job' of 'feeding' them.
>Get weirdly protective when going out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568395
how dare you level such an accusation

[Anonymous No.]

Super lazy wock always lounging on the sofa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568457
It is her lair, the couch her stand-in hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568455
She's rude, lazy, and probably fat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568428
Can you record it anon? I wanna watch a Livestream of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568457
super lazy me, always lounging on the super lazy wock always lounging on the sofa

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568436
Wise, unironically they're my favs. I love the idea of one holding me from behind while she fills my mind with bliss, with me just only being able to lean into her drooling slightly with a goofy happy smile

I love flayers so much, a flayer shog chimera would be a dream girl for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568481

[Anonymous No.]

I dare you not to cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568508
monster wifey taking care of you while you're blissed out/mindbroken/high is such a sweet concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568512
Wah Wah I’m big baby I need mommy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568512
something something hags something mommy something something something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568515
Right? Especially if you get sweet cuddles afterwards, that's another reason I love shogs, their cuddles would be amazing

[Anonymous No.]

what happens if you gave your mg hardtack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568481
>>43568511
Well considering the type of men Wights are interested in now it makes sense for them to be fat as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568538
Like the... bread...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568547
breads are soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568533
Fully-body bed cuddles from shoggy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568515
It's a bonus if they tease you if you get embarrassed about it afterward

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568550
so is your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568515
i like that aspect of oomukades where they're such kiss sluts they can't help but get themselves fucked up too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568412
P’Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568621
Cute pigs, although they go boar if let out into the wild.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you sure monstergirls can survive a- SURPRISE STAB TO THE GUT FROM AN EXTRA LARGE OR SHARP KNIFE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568644
Yes, very easily actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568644
Yes, Undead Supremacy shall reign forever and ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568654
>Stab a zombie
>She stops her typical moaning and groaning and looks at you sadly, almost pouting

[Anonymous No.]

If you don't want to get taken away by the Undead you just tell them to go away. Just say "Fuck off."
Some Zombie came up to me yesterday going "Hoouuurrhhhh!" and holding a flower and beaming at me and I shouted "GO AWAY YOU UGLY CREATURE OF THE UNLIVING" as loud as I could and she started crying and shambled on back to the graveyard.
It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

I would become a squid withe mindflayer and dive with her into the abyss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568675
>Anon was later sieged by the Lich who raised her and said Lich's undead army so he could be made to apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568678
Based I’m gonna be a abominable snowman and hide in my wife’s coat while I plow her from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

could i just ask an mg what color panties ?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to take care if letting a Phantom be your GM.
They're very good at what they do but they may leave you feeling drained from how intense it can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568653
>>43568654
>>43568673
BU-h But! What about muh drama!? And Le Dramatic and Tragic Death with the blood spiling and characters clamoring to the stabbee who's dying!? No more emotionally manipulative death scenes!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568692
I like her huge ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568621
would just needs a push

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568675
That's really rude man, you shouldn't be mean to Zombies, they aren't very bright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568699
Maybe for a short bit as the rising action, but the final climax would be them coming back from the dead by undead magic and if it’s a guy coming back from the dead the man will climax all over his monster wife, The End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568692
Look at her fully extending her ears out like that, she’s begging to have them molested.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568699
Sorry, couldn't hear you thanks to the sound of Salamander tails thumping against the ground after she thinks she finally found a man who would challenge her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568734
But! No... All that drama and tension and heart and gut wrenching emotion... Wasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568751
mating press wholesome hags!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568793
Well sorry that’s not how things work. Now be happy with your undead wife and your new immortal body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568686
>Anon is dragged off when he finally does apologize, taken to an dilapidated house which has quite a lot of flowers inside
>He's cuddled on the couch by the zombie from earlier who looks beyond ecstatic, snuggling in closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568828
Well hopefully the Power of Love and Le Mamono Mana will trump over scathing reviews from critics who felt the emotional buildup and drama was wasted for a child like deus-ex-machina happy ending. Thus, the story gets a low score and rating.

[Anonymous No.]

How to get free food 101
>go to hagville
>be in the vicinity if a hag
>especially one wearing a sweater
>make sure to only be out when restaurants and stuff have closed for the day
>nonchalantly check your watch and put your hand where your stomach is, look like you're bummed out in the process to sell the 'was too late to get dinner or takeout' bit
>mutter something like "Damn, I'm hungry..."
The hags will instantly detect this and offer to take you home, they'll probably say something like "Aw, you poor thing! If you'd like, you could come have some of the roast I'm putting on tonight."
From there they'll happily feed you as much as you like. The problem now is just getting to see the world outside again after having dinner for free from a charitable hag. Most will try keeping you after and insisting you must be tired since it's so late. Sometimes you can accept the offer and sleep on the couch and sneak out later or if they push for you to have the guest bedroom you can sneak out the window. Just hope they don't live in an apartment some stories up.
Don't try this stunt with Shog or Kiki hags, you won't get away. Don't try it with a Satyros hag, they put lots of beer in their food and you'll get drunk. Don't try it with Wight hags either, they'll take you to a mansion with guards who won't let you escape. Don't try it with a Cheshire hag, they'll just tell you that you can "eat this pussy if you're so hungry".

[Anonymous No.]

Kots may be smug but can be instantly defeated with belly rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568889
Trying this during winter while wearing thin clothing may have adverse effects

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568678
Abyssal bros unite

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568538
She would just assimilate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568859
>Anon and his wife's army sisters help him fix up the house
>Decades later it's become a highly respected castle ruled by an incredibly cuddly Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568889
I tried it with a shog
Please help me as soon as we got inside she removed the doors and windows, please anon this can't be how I lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568949
Get that yandere shog pussy brother, show her the business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568940
>When anon is seen in public, he's almost always wearing a suit with the same flower he was offered back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568949
I thought I specifically said not to try it with a Shog in my guide and you still did anyway. You deserve all that Shogloaf you're about to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568889
Why would the Wight's guards stop me? It's not like I'm black.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568902
I belong underneath someone else's clothes. There is no other place I'd rather be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568997
Dude shut up with that stupid joke you’re not even trying anymore, that in end the only joke here is (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569030
>another anon got sweatersnatched by a hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568985
I'm a brave soul and defiant! I wanted to be the first to pull it off, please anon there has to be a trick please! I don't wanna eat the shogloaf forever! There's nowhere to hide either I tried asking her to let me go home but she gave a wide creepy smile and said I was home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569030
One of the best girls, minus the anal. Anal is ehh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43568956
B-but anon she's creepy and scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569042
The classic tried-and-true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569030
i thought you'd gravitate towards selkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569056
>Not thinking a yuki onna would force you to warm up by taking you under her clothes
If you try to get out she'll make a potent blizzard that forces you back in, no escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569080
You might even stick to her cold skin and be unable to leave entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569030

Bonus points if being underneath their clothing also manages to be unnoticed by everyone else from an outside view, if the monster girl is wearing really baggy clothing or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569089
A fate of many a poor anon who underestimate the Yuki onna

Remember Anons, stay away from the mist continent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569096
How can one man be so based

[Anonymous No.]

The Sabbath won
We live in the dark timeline bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569129
where's the monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569135
Pretend they're witches anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569139
>Pretend
Cool, so you admit they're not monsters. Now fuck off with your offtopic shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569129
Only one sabbath girl is worth it

[Anonymous No.]

Mgs for this feel?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S16KWg_D-I

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569193
>Video unavailable.
All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569167
You're forgetting about picrel

I legit love imps and familiars, imps for the swarming bully rape, and familiars because they're smart and very pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569193
>>43569210
The worst part is now likely not knowing what that video is all about.

[Anonymous No.]

So where is mana stored?
The hat? Boobs? Ass? Tummy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569245
the heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569245
It is stored in (you)
Now hold still while she sucks you off in the middle of this dank crypt, she has a feeling there will be a fight in the next room of the dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569116
>Monster girl carries you around all day while doing various chores
>Most people don't notice, but those who do and can sniff you out, pretend like they don't, giving her a knowing smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569261
imma just use muscle instead and have her be a white mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569245
mana is stored in the tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569249
GODDAMN IT HE DID IT AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

She wants cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569466
She wants nya

[Anonymous No.]

Consider:

Fucking and losing your V-Card to Zoomer Sabbath. Momonika Sabbath perhaps?

>https://nhentai.net/g/448805/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569489
I'd correct those momonika zoomies so hard, that they'd start speaking classic english instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569261
I go in dungeon alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Does Fallen God's mass involve transubstantiation of water into milk? I want to drink Fallen God's milk.

[Anonymous No.]

You love ushi right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569545
Milk sounds too tame for the Fallen God, it would probably be vaginal juices

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569560
I want to drink them both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569558
Spiders are cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569558
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569577
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer makes me feel comfortable. Her voice is soothing, and her watchful eyes are full of kindness. Even if I'm the only one that sees her that way, I still love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569604
gaze dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567755
Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>Banshees are of Irish origin and mythology

Wow, fantastic. Undead fags get a crying, wailing loud mouthed alcoholic ghost. Funny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569626
Yes? They also have another drunk monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43566285
this but with shoggoth queen slime so i can have hyperbolic space dungeons where four right turns dont put me back to where i started

[Anonymous No.]

>>43566656
She'll just find the nearest HEMA LARP group for you to live out your swordfighting knight fantasies and then she'll take you to "Vallhalla"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569558
no but i've seen a few designs that proves ushi can have an anus and that's enough for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569558
Only if she takes that dumb shit off her eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569696
This reminds me of a joke I saw years ago if lamias have buttholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569726
My headcanon is that lamias have:
1. A vagina. A cooter. A baby snek shooter.
2. A cloaca.
And they use the cloaca similarly to how sneks use it, and thus they can poop from it.
BUT!
It's not the safe hole an ignorant human might think to use to "avoid baby sneks"--no, no, Miss Hebi didn't tell you, but she's able to fertilize her eggs from that hole too, just like any other snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569588
Don't like spider
Don't like femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569626
>Irish
>crying, wailing loud mouthed
Checks out, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569737
I used to be very afraid of spiders. But I am also very into spider GIRLS. So I have been, over the last few years, continuing to make efforts to get less scared of spiders.

Last week I even let a tiny jumping spider take a ride on my fingers safely out of my office since the little spider was crawling all over my desk. I mean, I know I'll never get a spider girl. But at least I'm more consistent about how I feel about them than I used to be.
In some small, stupid way, maybe spider girls made me a better man. I dunno. It's late. Too late to think about that seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569774
>Pic related
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=srhTqupfGyQ&feature=share
I don't fear small/medium spiders, I just don't like those niggers even if I protect them and allow them in my house. They're useful and pay the rent by killing flies and mosquitoes
I fear big spider and don't want to see them around me. Thankfully those are not a thing in my country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569731
The eternal Snek question.
Even outside MGE.
>Afaik its a cloaca but I'm ok with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569872
Just wrote this for a concept of a J’ba Fofi monster girl.
>There is a subspecies of Arachne that lives in the jungles of NotCongo
Called the J’ba Fofi, they are the biggest of Arachne known so far to humans even getting bigger than a Ushi Oni.
>They have very dark skin do to the environment they live in while their spider bodies are mostly a brown color with a purple stripe going up their abdomens.
>Also the J’ba Fofi can shoot out hairs from their bodies that can boost a man’s sexual drive and make the man want to copulate with her.

https://files.catbox.moe/tajuv9.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569750
Where the fuck is my oc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569129
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

Child's belly!111

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570031
chub

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570031
I'm more of a fox man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570031
No thank you, I prefer my women non-retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

mothers in fun aprons when?

[Anonymous No.]

I got to confess I may have wrote some /tg/ level stuff I’m not proud of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570102
on the scale of Ironbeast to grigori, how violent is your work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570102
I considered writing ntr. And honestly I probably will.
What girl should I write it about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570112
write a human woman getting cucked by a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570031
I bet she's one of those degenerate little brats into handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

I like vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570107
It did involve The demon lord dying and a big group of both men and Mamonos being killed by a old era monster which said monster becomes the new demon lord and takes the throne changing everything. Druella lives though and monster girls are still a thing in the story. That I wrote it do to the worry of the monster girls not having sons, mostly it was my lack of MGE knowledge caused it I probably should get rid of it it’s bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570128
No, publish it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to the slime dungeon lil bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570147
Dude I just deleted it, but if you wanted to know it’s title I called it MGE: True Monster and was on Wattpad.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so we know, depending on your preferred mamono, what kind of person you are.
Examples:
>Lilim -> Powerslut
>Baphomet -> Pedophile
>Centaur -> Beastfag
>Cat girl -> Vanillafag
>Fox girl -> Gigolo
>Anubis -> Bully
>Sandworm -> Vorefag
>Lamia -> Closet vorefag
>Ushi-oni -> Masochist

So what is your preferred mamono?
And what does your preferred mamono say about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570186
>Abyssals-All TF
Now you just have to go through the sub groups for each of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570186
How about slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570186
>Baphomet -> Pedophile
Dude you gotta let it go, nobody's ever gonna fall for your discord psyop

[Anonymous No.]

We need more plant girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570186
Cait sith. I don't know what it means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570208
Success breeds jealousy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570217
>sith
>I don't know what it means!!!
The Dark Side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570208
Don't think about it too deeply, I too love baphos.
It's meant to be humorous, nothing else.

>>43570217
It means you're a cat fucker.
Think along the lines of the real story of a man that was held hostage by a mountain lion as her sex slave. That's you. Except you secretly like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570204
>Guy who makes jell-o and sticks his dick in it when it's warm

[Anonymous No.]

Evil lilim with ambtions of domination with a dumass succubus right hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570186
Demon and Danuki.

How about those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570128
Which yes the monster did have a name in the story called Serphahoth and was a Tornado monster that was revealed to being a mutated human from the old era when monsters well were monsters so would be very similar to the chaos incubi, though at the time when I made it I didn’t even know those were a thing.
Which I remember he also killed some dark elves too in the story, that it was kinda of a rant chapter with that about the dark elf fics that came out a long time ago I felt responding to, like I said very /tg/ like that I’m not proud of.
But I still got it saved in a word document though I might get rid of that too not sure yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570265
>Demon -> Footfag and/or Legfag
>Danuki -> Breathfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570186
Wight -> nigger
Trumpet -> chuck by a dog
Ogre -> Ryona
Zombie -> Gore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570383
No, no, no.
>Zombie -> Necrophiliac
>Ogre -> Alp
>Trumpart -> Reverse beastfag
>Wight -> Black gigolo

[Anonymous No.]

All burger people are asleep? I have a question for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570444
Working grave as we speak what’s up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570455
How is Louisiana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570463
its humid and filled with southern us, french people

[Anonymous No.]

>burger people
is this what ancient foxes daydream about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570469
Good state to live in if You're french? Or just an another hellhole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570477
lousiana used to be owned by the french, napoleon sold it to us in the 1800s, so there was a lot of french people that lived there and that culture and language mixed with english, so you now you have lousiana creole, but its also mixed with a bunch of west african words from slaves, which is weird voodoo comes from, its pretty weird.
i dont hear a lot of good things about the state, just a bunch of strange things, but its also the south

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570497
I see, I will do more research on this matter. It's look like a funky place, with witches praying to eldritch abominations (the local shog), croco girls, mosquitoes and bunyips

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570444
I'm a burger that also works 3rd shift.

>>43570463
Not from Louisiana though, I'm in Ohio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570517
Ohio looks nice too, big forest and mountain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570509
yeah its a really funky place compared to the rest of the us, for whatever reason a lot the west african slave culture mixed and managed to persist compared to other states in the south
>>43570527
everyone tells me ohio is an actual shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570527
No actual mountains in Ohio. Just plains with corn and basedbeans, and forested hills in the eastern part of the state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570186
Elf
yes i'm that boring and no i don't care

[Anonymous No.]

anyone watching otakmkkhwu elf?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a ooga booga Eros cultist, screaming CUM FOR THE CUM GODDESS before charging in whatever our Eros priest ask us. Having big gun and big sword made from demon silver. Wanting to prove my worth to Eros so I can rise and get a loving wife. Being blind to the love of the werecat who heal me after battles. Dying in battle knowing that I bringed love and enlightenment to my enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I appropriately bully anubis-chan for her shitty totallynotafantasizedselfinsert donutsteel character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570904
Tell her that eviscerating people is as if not more edgy than murderfic or NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570944
But it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570977
Edgy and cringe. The schedule dog is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Day 4 of being bound, gagged and blindfolded in a basement.
I really, REALLY shouldn't have trusted that fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571317
It's nice of her to write posts on the internet for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571317
>>43571370
>How a fox posts about her kidnapping online
>Using her victim's social with no shame of the crime

Whereas with a hebi, when she posts via her victim's social, it's about how much he loves being with her, even though in some cases it couldn't be farther from the truth:

>Day 4 of my wonderful marriage with the best girl to have ever slithered across the earth past, present, and future
>I knew from the moment I saw her, I saw heaven. She's my everything. I never want to leave her side. She is my light and all I could ever want, need, or desire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570186
>Wurm->retard lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570186
what about the bogie, the clown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571492
This kind of post make me fear mamonos and how much they can over power you. You literally can't do anything against that. Even death can't free us.
>But mamonos is le good and le heckin mana will protect you
Canon didn't shown that, You will just learn to like it because fate say deep down you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571501
Probably the below-average guy who wants to be the smartest one in the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571537
Kill yourself subhuman and fuck off to tg or whatever hellhole discord server you have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571564
or the dude who wants to fuck bimbos

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571518
I don't know. Are clowns a fetish? If so, that. Call 'em a clownfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571567
True fans are on the mge wiki discord, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571567
Fuck you, I belong here and my fear have genuine roots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571601
>here
>doesnt know about clussy fever
jesus anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571537
lol why would you want to be free from snek coils lol
what are you a faggot lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571633
Go back to your gook shrine dumb hebi

[Anonymous No.]

I want a hebi that barely knows any English. Maybe just a few words. Super thick accent.
Danuki like this would be cool too.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to sneak into Pharaoh's tomb while she slumbers and take her gold and treasures for myself.
Just imagine the look on her face when she wakes up and finds most of her nost valued treasures gone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571702
Should've invested in a better security system.
Shouldn't've been asleep for 6000 years.

She was practically asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571702
Yeah and after you solded them they will be melt and use for new things.
>Ahah imagine her face knowing that all her belongings and the memories attached to them have been stolen AND destroyed.
Kill yourself faggot, You're either a kike or a mindless nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570186
>>Baphomet -> Pedophile
Bingo, though i prefer witches to gotes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569731
I headcanon that the butthole/pisser is at the end of the tail. Vagina in the human position. Because the pisser is at the end of the tail and not combined with the vagina, lamia vagina is super clean compared to more humanoid girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570150
this is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570383
>Ogre -> Ryona
>Zombie -> Gore
Literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571737
you've earned a place in top ten strangest things to care about I've read in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://files.catbox.moe/m2eewn.png
secret mate attracting technique of wolf girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571769
Those make my peepee hard but have been forbidden in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571807
Just don't tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570186
A Unicorn and her Bicorn twin sister.
>"I think it says something about the duality of Man, sir."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569948
Continuing.
Some random comic I fell over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571831
Until they both marry the same man, and then you have two bicorns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570383
>Zombie -> Gore
I did say that I want to rearrange their insides but not in a literal way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571854
It depends on the definitions of 'cheating', I headcanon that if its an open and consensual threesome harem, its not cheating, and a Unicorn's pure love to share her Anon with her sister isn't dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571936
No, enjoy your bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571936
Or you unlock the legendary tricorn

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570186
>elegant sexy girls like Wight, Demon and Pharaoh as lolis
It says I'm a little girl enthusiast of refined taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571946
It could be me...

[Anonymous No.]

dork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570944
What if some undead Anon wants to be more like his Mummy or Skelly waifu?
>Lardass anons could also get a bit of liposuction fat removal

[Anonymous No.]

>"Woof Woof!"
"Burn Osea to the ground. *pant* *pant*"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572049
I'm going to watch All Dogs Go to Heaven with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43571728
Anon I'm pretty sure he was trying to set up a getting caught and rape corrected situation

[Anonymous No.]

what a friendly villager

[Anonymous No.]

Do not trust Fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572132
I think that villager has a cold, you should walk her to her home to make sure she's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572049
>>43572094
I’m gonna watch 101 Dalmatians with her and say how much fun it looks like it would be to have so many puppies running around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572023
Yesterday You were all arguing that chroming up, combat drugs and cybernetics are bad. In what kind of dimensions getting eviscerated is better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572132
She's got some goop on her, I better help her clean up

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know the most erotic part about this picture is her face, it's so fucking nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572173
Controlled and consensual evisceration is what human surgeons do every day.
>need a burst appendix removed?
>remove cancerous growths
>lipo-suction or man-tits reduction
Getting it done painlessly and scar-free would revolutionize medicine.
For anything Dr.U.Nicorn can't fix with mana-magic, there's TismWan surgery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572261
Agreed. I love her eyes and face. I can imagine her as a Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572261
The eyes frighten me. You can see what she wants to do to the world in those eyes.
>"Pyramids...pyramids, as far as the eye can see..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572173
>cybernetics are bad
What if an Anon wants to keep up with his Automaton waifu?
>faster cybernetic legs, stronger arms, etc
The only part she won't help Anon replace is his D, she needs that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572319
You only need the balls, I've seen it in my japanese porns.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't we just find out how to synthesize essence so Monsters can just drink it out of a tube bought from their local store instead of rape us? It'll be like meal replacements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572355
Read the setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572355
Such things already exist and Mamono can just eat food to recover mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572380
other settings do it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572392
Who cares. That's not our concern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572392
KC is based and MGE is the best, stay mad micky mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572398
not the mge thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572355
Can I let you in on a secret, friend?
I want them to rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572403
Tell him to make my OC. Fucker shouldn't have leaked my message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572411
And? You bitch other settings do better as if we're supposed to care. Go to those other settings then and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572462
Fuck off and make your own thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572429
Kill yourself subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572469
No. Kill yourself trash.
You don't even want to talk about other settings despite your bs post. You just want to bitch about KC showing your lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572355
I sometimes keep filled condoms on a belt like thise h pictures, but its like the mg equivalent to an mre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572482
I didn't lie about anything even if I wildly threw accusations and that the message immediately leaked here really did answer my question of who was raiding here.
Now tell me about your favorite shiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572429
>Tell him to make my OC.
Being a decent human being seems to work, you could try that instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572516
>who was raiding here.
You are literally an unwanted immigrant from /vg/, you have no business accusing anyone of raiding us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572523
Puuyo is not a decent human being, he's someone who starts drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://vocaroo.com/1dginls2MHUB
>never forget
These are the biggest fans of mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572355
They have that, it just tastes bleh so they still prefer human men
Sorry anon have fun becoming a cum pump

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572301
I think it's more about doming Anon, maybe giving him a list of tasks that are inpossible to complete so she has an excuse to mummy curse him

[Anonymous No.]

the world needs more dragons
dragons are cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572590
Big scaly claws typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572532
Very low ceiling you're failing to reach, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572542
And? Keep seething cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572597
I don't just seethe, I copy designs for resale and reuse.

[Anonymous No.]

Neck yourself mick, nobody will miss a leech like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572610
Good for you but instead of just doing that you stay here bitching about discordfags as if we're supposed to give a shit. And you wonder why we say you're seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572625
I'm not a leech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572633
This is my only contact with the mge fans who clearly stalk here unless I feel like making another twitter burner to send angry messages to KC.

[Anonymous No.]

female knights probably set off to defeat swordlim and comeback as salamanders and amazons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43563904

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>>43572652
I expect subby Dullahans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572652
>beast says that selene uses a greatsword when serious
If her regular sword was any shorter I would say she was simping for mihawk

[Anonymous No.]

>Hurry up, I can only amuse myself for so long...

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Is there a limit to monster softness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572506
>filled condoms on a belt like thise h pictures, but its like the mg equivalent to an mre.
?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>condom MRE
can't wait for the inevitable MonTube "MRE" review channel

[Anonymous No.]

>malef was in feb
>almost june
>still no public release
And people said he wasn't a patreon sell out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572727
You can only get softer than slimes if there's some sort of vapor/mist/cloud monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572736
>Reddit animal
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572763
>animals are now reddit
is this what happens when you are terminally online?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572773
I see, so it's like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572763
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572736
Chill

[Anonymous No.]

The Mofu Sabbath is in town again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572744
Remember, between all his different sources it's 10k a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572763
I associate it with the altchan.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

All human girls will fall to being cute monsters eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572837
I hope he didn't quit his day job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572939
Of course not. In three years he's clearly not done anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572948
>>43572939
I hope he doesn't
Even if he doesn't get done things as fast juggling two things there is a hidden cost to being financially dependent on your art.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572959
I know. Imagine if he was forced to post a Dev blog every six months.
Harrowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>What if Anon was BETRAYED by his friends anf TRAPPED in Pandemonium?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572727
I hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572991
Goddammit I hate that I know what this is about

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572991
Locked in a time chamber with 4 succubi and left for DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

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>>43572997
No free him! If he stays in there too long he'll be addicted to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43572959
I've been a staunch defender but man he really should update us once every few months

[Anonymous No.]

>>43573081
Thighs don't look big enough to support fat wan ass that goes with the costume

[Anonymous No.]

>>43573093
Puuyo got some art what more do you want? Ungrateful cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

Today's episode of "Irish /trash/cuck talks to himself for a dozen posts about patreon shit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43573120

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>>43573120
I'm still confused as to what even gave him the idea that a thread famous for being rabidly pro-KC would sympathize with him

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>>43573138
Because KC and his fans are faggots.

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>>43573090
Foreverial embraced by Large Soft Monsters, this state is Permanent.

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>>43572991
I go to /v/ too
https://youtu.be/Xrwn0PGS1VQ
Was fun

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>>43573090
Any monster you interact with in a non-instant rejection fashion will give you enough debuffs that you will eventually succumb to either your fetishes or hers

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I want to have a mindflayer inspired fantasy of being stalked by a psychotic ex-girlfriend but it's actually my current monster gf pretending to be a psycho yan ex. Specific race doesn't matter as much as the scenario

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>>43573144
>KC and his fans are faggots
>therefore I will spend most of my time in their thread and keep humiliating myself with schizoid ranting about KC
at least enslaved anon acknowledged his brain damage

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>>43573165
Another soul lost to the softness
How many more will we lose before the DL intervenes

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>>43573210
The only humiliation is leaving.

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>>43573203
Fuckin giga based

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>>43573230
An actual yandere would be too much of a headache to deal with permanently but I would still want the experience

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i want to go to MGC university of the circusly inclined

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Succu-butt.

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>>43572755
Soft ghost

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>>43566821
A beautiful girl with tattoos is like a cathedral with gang tags

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You know what they say about girls with big tails.

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>>43573138
He's mentally ill.
He believes that his opinions are objectively correct, and the only people that would disagree are misunderstanding him, or are part of a vast conspiracy against him.

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>>43573304
Cut them and take it as a trophy. He tail will regrow anyway.

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>>43573210
He had a more defined goal too, even if he had absolutely no chance of achieving it. Mick doesn't even know what he wants.
>>43573225
The only thing you get from staying is making your "stalkers" laugh.

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Let us talk about monstergirls instead of e-fag drama

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>>43573319
You more of a cait or a cu kind of man?

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>>43573267
That's beyond soft.

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>>43567034
>Planning an archeological expedition with your new sphinx wife (digging in a public park)
>Uncovering ancient ruins (breaking a water pipe)
>Losing half our funds in the first boss battle (being fined by the city for damaging public infrastructure)

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i wonder, do tanned p'orcs pussy taste like bacon?

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>>43573238
Agreed, I'd love to do yan stuff with my wife. My ideal waifu would be a shog/flayer chimera so yeah it'd be very easy and very very fun

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>>43573238
>>43573373
Beside liking the transformation, I love the Night Gaunt because of the constant yandere need for constant contact. The fact they they need you constantly wrapped around them domming them or they have extreme anxiety makes me want to protect her and keep her safe and happy.

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>>43573369
No

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>>43573369
Guess you know your next question!

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Suppose the alphabet people decided for whatever reason to go after KC,
What do?

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>>43573416
should i steal the tan p'orcs?

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>>43573418
laugh

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Stop sinning! You're making the angels cry!

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>>43573519
If I never sinned, how could they forgive me?

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>>43573520
Of course you've sinned. You're sinning right now, by not being inside an angel.

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>>43573418
I'm bi, why would they go after him? It's very obviously a straight male fantasy and it's pretty niche.
Hell trans people might love the setting cause alps

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>>43573549
We must deliver as soon as possible 4cal in your body and bury what little is left of You. Everything must be cleanse before portal opening

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>>43573549
>why would they go after him?
>It's very obviously a straight male fantasy
Exactly.

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Last part of Vala end is ready, will post when I get back home tonight

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>>43573630
ganbare

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>>43573630
Yeaaaaah more goyslop for the piggies. I love my goyslop. Give me more slop, sloppiest slop.
Malef dragon next? Really? Nice even more sloppy sloooooop slop for the piggies!!!!!!!

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>>43573519
Angels are cute, good girls
They ward your house.
Help you do good things
Can summon beams of divine energy to deal 12d6 damage on a failed reflex save.
They can cook.
Its great.

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>>43573717
Good reasons, yes, but I can get all of that with a demon that won't be as flat as a board, too!

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>>43573757
Please, Angels maintain those slim figures for when they are in public and in battle as most of humanity cannot easily handle their true forms.
Be not afraid of her massive breasts upon which she will feed a dozen of your young.

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>>43573766
Petite broad in the streets, multi winged, multi eyed amazon in the sheets?

>on a date with angel gf
>sitting at a Cafe when the succubus waiter comes to take your order
>calls you a cutie and asks what you're doing with a stiff like your angel gf
>suddenly start to swear bullets as angle starts to stare are you with a blank smile and cold, smouldering eyes
>know you'll have to pay for this later in the day

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>>43573766
Petite broad in the streets, multi winged, multi eyed amazon in the sheets?

>on a date with angel gf
>sitting at a Cafe when the succubus waiter comes to take your order
>calls you a cutie and asks what you're doing with a stiff like your angel gf
>suddenly start to sweat bullets as angel starts to stare at you with a blank smile and cold, smouldering eyes
>know you'll have to pay for this later in the day

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>>43572886
need enabler demon

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>>43573811
>>43573839

Exactly.

>Wears simple but cute robes in public and has a figure that is on the more petite side.
>"That you Ms. Succubus but I would appreciate it if you cease hitting on my boyfriend."
>She's still waering a smile but its too tight in the corners and her ices have gone from the blue of a sunny day to a colder shade more akin to ice.
>"Eh? Afraid I'll steal him from you? Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get some curves to properly please him so-"
>You briefly see your angel's pupils go a brilliant gold and every shadow in the room seems to turn away from her as her lips move but something you cannot hear is uttered.
>The succubus stops in the middle of her teasing, face slack, wavering for a few moments before catching herself on the table.
>"R-right, sorry mam, I'll get you and your boyfriend some breadsticks."
>As the succ wobblily walks away your angel GF simply turns to you and resumes the conversation....although you could swear her breasts looked just a hair bigger and that she sat a little higher in her chair.

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>>43573901
I don't get it, why is she smug?

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>>43573908
Smug slug knows she going to make anon as snug as a bug with her incredibly slow fug

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>>43573910
I see, so it's like that (doesn't get it at all)

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Oh yes, I love mamonos being out of characters, bitches, tearing each other down and hurting men on the process. Give me more of the sloooooop, the piggies must be fed with finest and cheapest goy sloppy sloppa sloppo

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>>43573915
Go back to your bunker, schizo-kun

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>>43573549
>why would they go after him
Who knows?
After seeing how twitter mobs act ive come to conclusion that for these things one reason is as good as another, people just want an excuse to attack someone probably through some deep-seated primal instinct left over from our more ape like past. It doesn't matter if the thing one is attacking someone for is true or makes sense to the individual so long as everyone else agrees on the reason that is really all that matters .

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>>43573549
>Hell trans people might love the setting cause alps
Nah, leftoids hate alps because they think men not being able to have relationships with other men without becoming women is homophobic.

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>>43573926
Only here is produced the non canonical but close enough to make It horrible goyslop. The piggies must be well fed and the mightiest slop is here and nowhere else.

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Babby learned a new word.

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Why are people replying to this level of bait?