Monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

You will breed the bugs and you will be happy

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[Anonymous No.]

Get in ze pod

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537322
You're damn right I will fug the bug

[Anonymous No.]

Brown is the best color for a monster

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day and all night!

[Anonymous No.]

tail love

[Anonymous No.]

Going to job fairs in MGC is a pain. The only jobs they have avalible4 for men are things like secretary, personal assistance and something call a "office stud".

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>>43537373
I'd take any of those in a heartbeat, it's so much better than looking for a job in real life

[Anonymous No.]

In making of KC confirmed Ocelomeh's paws are designed to lock men. This is why their finger part of their paws are so grabby unlike any other feline mamono. When these girls get a hold of you there is no getting away. Also WAIST.

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>>43537426
Ocelomyeh are made for anal

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>>43537373
Don't live in this hellhole, go to a human city and You will find plenty of jobs.

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>>43537322
Would you consider it a positive or negative if your dick became inhuman and monstrous from fucking your monstergirl gf?
Even if the rest of your body remained mostly the same

[Anonymous No.]

i miss ren and stimpy

[Anonymous No.]

Why do monster girls get so weird when they hear I'm a boy in voice coms?
I just wanna play some video games.

[Anonymous No.]

Breed nerds

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>>43537373
Who needs a job? Just go to Hagville and sit yourself in a cardboard box with "free to a good home" scribbled on the side.

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>>43537494
Need gloomy nerd monster who apologizes while raping me.

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>>43537492
Don't play those games, sadly we can't do anything about it. Instead play some fear and hunger,

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>>43537496
>You get picked up by a massive old snake
>Become her tail-warmer during the entire cold season
>She refuses to turn on the heater for some reason
It might as well be a job.

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>>43537492
Its your power anon, just start getting a little flirty with them and let them simp for you and buy you rare cosmetic items.
You could even lucratively become a streamer

Just take care not to go too hard on the flirty side or go shirtless too much or you'll learn exactly what its like to an obsessed fan like some kind of jap idol

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>>43537542
>Go on stream shirtless one day because "eh, it's my lazy day"
>Get like 80k+ viewers
>And chat's going crazy
>You just wanted to play some Stardew valley but now your stream is filled with cowgirls trying to get you to move to their farm or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537435
Wrong, that doesn't give them pregnant bellies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537557
>playing some monster hunter on stream
>talk about how you love fighting elder dragons, since the gears amazing and the fights are fun, etc etc
>Dragon hags swarming the chat talking about how much they want you to 'hunt' them
>have to respond to the super chat donations
>they're all cheesy one liners all the ancient evil dragons imagine hero-kun would tell them after defeating them
>you start wanting to die inside, but fuck is the money good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537542
You deserve a bullet in the head for doing what 3D does right now. Dumb cunt

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>>43537344

[Anonymous No.]

are you a dark souls playher who will dodge roll and attack your waifu?
or are you a fighting game player that will parry her attacks?

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>>43537631

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>>43537631
I'll just save edit and one hit KO her like I always do with h-games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537631
>Anon is grabbed by an ogre
>is angry friend "TECH THE THROW!"

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>>43537631
Anon, you're supposed to parry in Souls, surely you know this?

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>>43537579
cry about it

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>>43537657
Chasing cheshire and finally pinning her down and going balls deep in her ass would be an entire plotline in itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537631
What about sekiro where you not only parry but break thier posture for a devastating hit
would that be considered domination loss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537631
I let her hit me
It makes the after treatment all the more wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537494
>nerdy friend recruits you into the 'afterschool succubus practice club' since they need an assistant
>the club is literally just her

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>>43537631
Is this when you first meet her and aren’t married yet?

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>>43537631
No monster can resist a half naked man with a stick rolling around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537710
>he doesn't fight for the right to be on top every night
casual scum

[Anonymous No.]

How sad does the information of two human nations going to war make Monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537710
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537720
I hope that It would be my country so I can get turned into red mist for my Jewish overlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537719
Well I was wondering because I don’t need to parry or dodge when I am a tank of a being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537720
I believe there is canon material that talks about it where it makes them upset and will end the fighting with love.

[Anonymous No.]

remember anon there's too many zombies from all of them to be aristocrats, so statistically the average wight is a blue/white collar worker

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomets been casting the funny spells again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537763
no way
each time a zombie becomes a wight, they instantly become rich and get a mansion

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537824
>grab a random dirt poor zombie off a street
>keep fucking her until she becomes a wight
>get rich
Why doesn't everyone do it? It's so easy.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your lewdest and cutest dormice please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537840
cause only she will be rich, and she would rather spend the money on dresses,makeup, chips, and other fancy noble stuff

[Anonymous No.]

[French narrator] ahhh jellyfish fields

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537579
Are you really gonna whine about people talking about their wish fulfilment in a wish fulfilment setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537902
You are enjoying a depraved porn setting the wrong way.

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>>43537907
The best part of about this post is that is sounds so absurd that nobody should be able to take it seriously, but at the same time it's the kind of thing someone from here would say 100% strait faced.

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>>43537763
Miss Wight is working hard at the local Kikimart!

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>>43537631
I’m neither, I’m a superior strategy game player that will conquer her lands and people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537886
Something about those all-white monsters is extremely alluring.
Too bad most of them are highly dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537933
>be a strategy game commander
>try to research a tech
>a Lich has to physically go to a library and do the research for you
The R&D department works the graveyard shift...

[Anonymous No.]

all wights are queens

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>>43537975
>Can't even make a joke about her breathing
She wins this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537975
I'd rather be a peasant in comfy cowlands than royalty in the dreadful undead kingdom.
I do admit that their architecture is pretty rad though, especially the mansions and castles.

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>>43537975
If she clacks she’s a thot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538016
>not wanting live in the Dia de los Muertos undead kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538020
Let's see you post that again after she conditions you to get an erection whenever you hear the clack.

[Anonymous No.]

your pregnant slime carrier fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537344
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537470
More monstrous than now?
Reasons for being a Cent Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sneak into Wight-chan's mansion and steal all her jewelry to sell on the black market. She'll never catch me because I'm as light as a feather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537720
>Kikis start playing accordion music
>Offer to help Anon 'cleanse' his country

[Anonymous No.]

Don't lie. Even in MGE there will be a good chance and or good amount of anons who'd fall for a human adult woman with the villainess features, aesthetic, personality and demeanor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538224
I like nice people

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538224
Even if I do she’s putting on the horns and cow print stockings, gloves, and bikini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538224
don't care, fuck off with that off-topic shit

[Anonymous No.]

you hear that anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvNLHe2QdJs
the disco lilim approaches

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538274
She's lost in the music...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537631
I choose the path of violence and say Warframe. They can’t rape me if I’m just remote controlling a combat mech from a spirit realm.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you put bratty loli monsters with wide hips and big asses who act smug in their place? And don't say anal either because that's exactly what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537322
But are the bugs ballin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537953
Nah, they are just overly friendly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538405
Mating press. With the lights out. Gripping her hands firmly and shutting her moans up with your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538411
Duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538405
Put them on the top of thr fridge and don't let them down till they apologize

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537953
White and red combo is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538417
I dunno anon, their friendship goes way too far in most cases.

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>>43538588
Don't be so rude anon, their overly friendliness is their way to show hospitality.

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>>43537494
Is it wrong that I want to see the monster in their nerdy clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538617
Untrustworthy snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537494
She was far better in normal clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538630
very trustworthy snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538405
>they want to get put in their place with anal
That's convenient, I want to put them in their place with anal.

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>>43537322

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>>43538674
She is very something alright

[Anonymous No.]

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>>43538674
>I didn't put anything weird in them this time
Now I'm wondering how she'd react if Anon knew she put her love juices into the batter and pulls a Light Yagami and EATS it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538816
looks really flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537631
>Rolling in Dark Souls
>Parrying in fighting games
Scrub detected, question rejected

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538821
Ow don’t hurt yourself yansnake please

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538958
She's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>I bet you can fit your head in here

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43538821
I think she needs to get some bandages and lay down

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538958
give her a kiss and everyhing will be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539008
Reminds me of how Kaia in MGD will put her tail pussy on your face while riding you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537631
turn hit into grapple into a submission hold

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539008
Pocket salt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537631
I don't like fighting so I save invaders time by suiciding immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

I must correct such scandalous slander, hebis are full of love and are 100% trustworthy, especially the ones that are ""stalking"" you, they're just making sure you're safe. Don't worry, they won't kidnap you and take you to their basement and fuck you senseless or anything, they're not like those other monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538405
dont touch them and fuck their taller, meaty aunts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537322
Never smile at a crocodile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539026
Anon it just made it worse! She keeps saying "mine" in my ears like a mantra! Send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539026
>kiss her
>get your throat raped for hours
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539054
Love Hebi, marry Hebi, impregnate Hebi and have many kids with Hebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539083
There's no way you want that long, slimy, forked snek tongue to violate your throat anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539083
>>43539130
https://files.catbox.moe/ds2u1u.png

Getting kissed by a snek be like

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537322
NOPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539078
Then make her yours then, easy peasy.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, hey! Move that ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538257
But Honkai Star Rail does have mamono..

[Anonymous No.]

Get hebi'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537322

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>>43538831
safe to say they would be very delighted

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Are human men monster males or are monster females human females?

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>>43537494
I am going to breed this succubus. I don't care if she's actually a soul-sucking killer, I'm putting my cock in her and breed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537591
Big cat print underwear. The classic "I'm not graduating high school without a baby bump" mamano bra pattern

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539645
or the classic "im too old to be in highschool but i like my prey young"

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I find an evil fox to unseal and marry?

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>>43539663
I bet half of the MGC school system's fund come from CCs bribing the board to be registered as students in order to gain access to horny teenage boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539671
Kill yourself

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43539674
>tfw your classmates are supposed to be 15 but they look like they are in ther 30s to early 40s
>And they act like teens from the 70s when its 2023

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539690
I'm getting hammered again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539690
Are they doing basedjak pointing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539477
That's basically how monsters view things in MGE if memory serves correctly. They basically see themselves and their husband as "Male and Female of the same species".

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537763
>Pent up OL email caste Wight
I'm even more erect

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539683
lmao, good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539671
They're everywhere in Zipangu. You trip over a rock and there's probably a ninetail under it that's been sealed for millenia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539671
All of the evil foxes have already unsealed themselves. One is currently on her way to you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539764
What series or game does this fox come from?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43539775
>he doesn't know
It's best you remain innocent. Just think of her as a pretty fox and nothing more, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539645
Yeah, and roach won't stop and one baby either

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539789
I'm willing to be spoiled. Please provide info.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539793
She's from an artist name Shiki who specializes in evil monster women who dry fish men by draining their life essence through their cocks during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539791
Imagine making your teenage mamano gf a mother two to three times before graduation high school. That's awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539029
>put her tail pussy on your face while riding you
Sounds like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539793
It's from Shiki, the killer succubus guy. He made a doujin about different kinds of succubi that kill men, and this is the fox variant that seduces high-ranking men to drive countries to ruin. You can look for him on the boorus and any amount of searching will let you find the doujin as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539793
>>43539801
should specify that it never ends well for the guy involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539833
i could probably fix her

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>>43539831
>Seduces high ranking men to drive countries to ruin
Sounds like Da Ji/Tamamo-no-Mae played straight.

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>>43539793
The monstergirls he draws tend to succ men to death

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>>43539906
auntie ran, isnt that too risque for an old lady like you

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[Anonymous No.]

>all these slutty sneks, foxes, and demons and not a single cute sleep mouse
You disappoint me /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539962
ah yes, the schedule cow
>>43539973
if you wish to see that, find it or make it yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539973
Post them yourself and stop bitching already Mickey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539975
Don't be rude to such a magnificent puppy, anon. Her schedules are the finest in the whole desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540005
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540005
>>43540005
thats a pup
>>43539962
this is a cow who needs to be milked

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539801
>>43539831
>>43539833
>>43539914
Ah gotcha. Thanks guys. Have heard of Shiki but never put the fox as part of his work. Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539831
>fox variant that seduces high-ranking men to drive countries to ruin.
Isn't just Tamamo?

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires with red hair do things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540068
Vampires with red rears from being spanked

[Anonymous No.]

My dark mage wife keeps doing this on my birthday how do I make her stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540083
truly delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540089
That's not a dark mage.

[Anonymous No.]

well, it's heat season, what are you gonna do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540089
>Yupiel
Uoooooooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540120
Wish her the best of luck with her owner. I do not have any pets, so that sith ain't mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540005
>anon gets rape correction because he was 2 minutes late to the date

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539833
no.
not interested in 3 somes shitcubus.
i'm a one woman only kinda guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539975
>>43539982
Just highlighting your poor taste in girls. Sorry.
Dormice are the best tasting literally, like sugar.

[Anonymous No.]

43540160
k, keep bitching and not doing the work. now fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a monkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540120
Pheromones, inhale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540214
anon, kakuens exist and are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540214
I'd fill up the neighborhood with the howls of a monkey if I could

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540269
anon got jungle fever

[Anonymous No.]

Give in to the wine goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540005
anal the puppy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540305
Anal is not in the schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

she plays for you the song of her people

[Anonymous No.]

I love liches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540300
Out of all monsters its wine goats that make me want to pin them down against the wall and feverishly make out with them like it going out of fashion
all the while as she smugly laughs at how easily she got me going

[Anonymous No.]

>“Sorry girl, but I’m immune to your monster charms. You can’t possibly seduce me”
would most likely be said by a man about to be raped by a what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537631
>tfw I'm old school and everything is a quick time event

[Anonymous No.]

Warrior muscular tetra arms MG that doesnt have a male warrior or combat defeat requirement. Come on KC, thats all I ask.

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>>43540420
Hit a Succubus with "Silence wench! I no longer wish to be horny, I just want to be happy". She goes out of her way to do everything in her power to make you fall for her and when she finally gets you into bed it isn't rape so much as it's sinfully tender loving complete with the both of you exploring your bodies to the fullest and her hugging you to her chest after the deed.

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>>43539697
>"Hey there sweetcheeks wanna go to my house and listen to the new Doors album?"
>"What do you mean 'streaming'? And the Doors aren't overrated!"

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>>43540388
Pay the pied piper!

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>>43539716
Yeah, like malefs see human men as male dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540420
I'll just explain to her that the cocktail of antidepressants and Adderall has destroyed my sex drive and gave me erectile dysfunction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540457
>She goes out of her way to do everything in her power to make you fall for her
So she just hugs me and treats me like a normal human being while sharing same interests as I do?

[Anonymous No.]

Are there sex-ed classes in MGC? Do they even need them? Are there male teachers brave enough to teach them?

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>>43540214
I hate every ape I see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee.

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>>43540568
>Are there male teachers brave enough to teach them?
The ones that want harems of lolis

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>>43540465
>cut to anon and her running through the highways of mgc while he blasts retrowave music

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540521
>I'll just explain to her that the cock

[Anonymous No.]

I need help from Dr. Flayer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will need your softest monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540630
What makes shoggy look at you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539764

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>>43540568
in fact, many monsters will choose that as their major and get eventually get a doctorate

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>>43540727

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>>43540053
>Isn't that just *(((Tanukis)))?
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540735
When she finds out you have a fetish for slime girls AND parasitism (which is basically what she does)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540089
Put the collar on her.
Simples.
Happy birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540568
Most girls orgasm just by mentioning the word penis. It would be tough to give a lecture when your whole classroom is filled with moaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540340
Surprizebuttsexx is always the correct answer.

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>>43540764
Anon, don't let our resident Kiki see that

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>>43540300
>dumb Winegote thinking she needs a gun
>Pass the bottle

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>>43540340
I am altering the schedule. Pray that I do not alter it further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539764
I know the background context of this girl but that's not enough to stop me. I'll dick her so hard she'll become a docile foxwife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540764
Twenty years of rape for you, lawbreaker!

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>>43540214
Dumb monke gets dumped - and doesn't even realise it's a Charlton Heston quote

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540796
This officer needs blanket correction

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>>43540799
For me? It's Troy McClure in the Planet of the Apes musical.

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>>43540782
>"We're going to be talking about the PENIS"
>Jubjub in the back of the class starts panting
>"We'll be talking about the VAGINA"
>She's hyperventilating through gritted teeth, a visible wet spot forms on her panties
Teasing horny schoolgirl monsters would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540769
Tanukis aren't Jewish, but Succubi are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539748
This fox needs preggo correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540790
That's a good one.

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>>43540796
Officer Dark Elf needs to stop tempting me with that paizuri window on her uniform.

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>>43540808
>... Troy McClure...
Mermaid damp fins typed this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540829
I thought he was dead...

[Anonymous No.]

sealed for your protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540827
Unsanctioned tittyfucking of an officer of the MGCPD is a class DD felony.

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>>43540852
But I want to have unprotected sex with her

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>>43540808
>>43540829
>Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such films as
>"Sandworms, how do they work?"
>"Dances with Danukis"
>"Succubus Night"
>"Breathing manually, you're doing it now!" and
>"You are now reading this in my voice"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540874
You got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540867
What are the punishments I would face for titfucking Officer >>43540796?

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>>43540796
Fuck the police.

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>>43540871
No reproducing with foxes. Wear a rubber or don't do it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

what would monsters think about someone who uses magic to erase their sexual desires?

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>>43540867
I'll always love the clean look of less' uniforms.

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>>43540922
I’m going to fuck fixes just to spite you, damn the noise they’ll make

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>>43540867
Unsanctioned?
I have me loicense for that!

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>>43540922
You cannot still the tide of mini mofus

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>>43540922
I'm sure this is going to work the way you expect

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540932
>I’m going to fuck fixes
Fixes are foxes who are into engineering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540943
i can fox her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540922
i WILL create more foxes. no less then 20 will do.

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm being serious here. Wear protection when having sex with monsters, especially foxes. Even a drop of spunk will make them pregnant with triplets.

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>>43541020
And that’s supposed to be a bad thing
>>43540943
Yes, and they are creepy

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>>43541020
>Even a drop of spunk will make them pregnant with triplets.
oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540796
But I was just walking to the grocery store to get ramen for my dinner this week!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that pregnant foxes have healthier and fluffier tails than normal. For optimal fluffing, please have many children with your fox.

[Anonymous No.]

Who do my monster aunt keep touching me in strange places and talking about how she really wants a nice kid like me?

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>>43541078
is that so?

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>>43540922
>Anon can't resist the allure of foxes
>REALLY doesn't want children
>Settles for marrying a nympho fox who "doesn't mind" condoms
>2 years later they have 6 daughters with twins on the way

[Anonymous No.]

>durr hurr kitsunes breedsunes creampie preggo
this is your brain on foxoplasmosis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541080
I wouldn't worry about it, she's not grooming you or anything.

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>>43541101
Yes, that is so.

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>>43541113
But I was told it was 100% safe to huff mofu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540300
Gladly.

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>>43541136
>Momster sees this
>Keeps having to go "out of town" so you have to stay with your aunt even more
>at least she's waiting until you puberty before doing the deed
>She has some standards after all

[Anonymous No.]

raising and loving your fox daughter will bring you infinitely more happiness then the act of making her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541113
Didn't the price of medicine to treat foxoplasmosis suddenly increase tenfold ever since the extremist party got the first hellhound into office?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541193
Stop noticing things boyim

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>>43541174
Raising a fox is not all wholesome fun.
>Kitsune daughter in her rebelious phase
>Won't eat her fried tofu, only wants burgers
>No longer ok with you brushing her tail
>Teacher keeps calling you about her bullying a shy boy from class

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>>43541193
if you'd follow her to an isolated shrine ms hebi knows a good purification ritual

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>>43541174
She'd better fuck off to trap her own sucker to mooch off as soon as possible, because I need space for the next batch of foxlets.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want fluffy fox tail, I want smooth and erotic demon tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541244
Why not both

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541223
my wife have assured me that this is all normal.
>aww, shes all grown up. she even sneaks out at night and tries to break into that boys home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541223
>only wants burgers
or something else

[Anonymous No.]

If you keep calling every big-tittied monster a cow no matter what species they are, do they take it as a compliment or an insult? And do they start mysteriously wearing cowprint and start to make sure you're looking at their tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541315
anon, i bet you that its a compliment, call them a p'orc or a wock then there is a probelm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541315
Its subliminal conditioning, I want a demon to moo when I touch her horns. Cows will be receptive to the message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539683
That’s how you find Wisps

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541244
>Demon who unconsciously wrap her tail around your wrist whenever you get close to her
Even better if she has a highly sensitive base of the tail too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541325
>call them a p'orc
>think thats an insult
dont be rude anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541375
i think no girl likes to be called apig

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541371
>Demon who unconsciously wrap her tail around your thigh* whenever you get close to her
even better if she wont let you leave until shes done talking to (or succing) you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537631
If we're talking about melee combat, I mainly play Warband so I either directional block, use a shield for omnidirectional blocking, or git gud and parry her attack by mirroring her attack with the right timing for a free hit in. And by free hit I mean tackle and mating press.

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>>43541397
This demon's color scheme reminds me of ads for gaming laptops/computers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541375
Why are porcs so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541436
She got the RGBT lights, bring back normal red or purple succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541397
Tail wrapping around the thigh is a sign of arousal.
This demon needs sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537322

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541397
tsun monsters with monstrous parts that betray their affections are always incredibly cute. Imagine a mean manticore whose tail won't listen to them and keep wrapping you up and kissing you with the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540914

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541528
Is it true that snakes wear the blindfold to increase their sexual prowess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541525
optimal dullahanery

[Anonymous No.]

Good news! Portals opened!
Bad news. You get sithed.

Watch, I get some trash girl too like devil bug or slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>get hired as an ambassador to the desert kingdoms
>sent to mediate a conflict between two pharaohs who had their own kingdoms on the same strip of land in different eras
i'm about ready to give up, neither of them will accept any compromise i try to present
my supervisors aren't helping either, whenever i ask they tell me "have you tried sex?"
you can't fuck two pharaohs, everybody knows that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541624
Cait sith is fine. I like cats. Beats a human wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541625
Honestly just release an apohpis in the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541678
Anon, NO!
She's gonna turn them into mere belly dancers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541678
a time-tested solution to all of life's problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541528
>officer basilisk has to restrain anon by coiling around him after he gets a little too rowdy
>now he keeps resisting arrest or gets aggressive over the most minor interactions with her
>after she has to restrain him for the seventh time this week over a broken tail light she begins to question the motives for his behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>43538432
The new hit comedy movie of the summer straight from Danukiwood, "Green Worm Can't Jump". Rated PG-16. Contains instances of the W-word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540214
I'd a Saiyan woman, but I don't think a Saiyan woman would me.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon kisses manticore tails!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541862
I will not speak to manticore. No, I will stick my fingers in her mouth whenever she speaks. Years will pass and she will never know my voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541862
seems harder to kiss a chimera tail or jabberwock tentacle

[Anonymous No.]

Watching a jabberwock squirm lewdly as I brush the teeth of her jabberwock tentacles! Watching her suddenly launch onto my crotch in a maddened lust-filled blowjob as she's angry I've forgotten her actual mouth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541891
>Kissing a jabberwock's tail
That's weirdo freak territory, like asking to massage a kiki's clawfeet.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn have your wock sensei,have you in her soft and wide lap and whisper lewd things in your ears with her many mouths as she molests you for being a naughty boy

[Anonymous No.]

>Want a old, thicc jabberwock that's 100s of years old
>Get a young, thicc jabberwock that's barely 20

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541964
>She's in Wonderland college studying for a major in deep kissing
>Everyone mistakes her for a teacher because of how much bigger she is compared to the rest of the students
I hope you'll help her write her thesis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541939
>That's weirdo freak territory, like asking to massage a kiki's clawfeet
Would wanting a talon job from a harpy fall under that category?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541955
It's right when a wock is doing her utmost to seduce a man that one of her tentacles just has to start screaming "SEEEEX".
Poor girl will remain a virgin if it keeps happening.

>>43542018
I mean... Do you even have to ask? You filthy degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw her extra mouths tell on her and she was the one who ate the last donut in the office
>>43542030
those tentacles have a cute simple face, and are referred to the autistic one

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43542118
Fox is cock hungry. Anons should breed her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542118
>eats cum or tofu
>has fangs
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542041
We all know wock tentacles can't lie.
>Give a mighty slap to wock-sensei's ass
>She pouts and call you rude
>Two of her tentacles start repeating "Again!" "Please!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542126
All the better to leave lovemarks on you with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542126
fried tofu is serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542138
She can bite, but the moment she starts doing these unholy
>RRREEEEEEEE
noises real foxes make, I'm kicking her out of the bed. My bedroom is enough of a fucking zoo already as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542126
Double check to make sure she isn't one of those dangerous korean fox.

>>43542138
I will not be branded as fox property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542118
I want to pet her ears and rub her cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

For that Anon who asked a while back, found the Regura snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542156
>I will not be branded as fox property.
Anon you're supposed to brand her back. Bite her neck and ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542156
>I will not be branded as fox property.
You have no say in that, she's going to use every moment you are asleep or otherwise not watching to rub her ass all over you and make sure that the other WHORES stay away from her property.

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>>43542174
I want to get together with other fox mates and discuss the best ways to fluster and tame our foxwives.
They'd still end up jumping you and smothering you in their fluff, but the moments they lose their calm, collected cool and freak out would still be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

It sucks, I can't post wife pictures to the thread anymore because they are all bigger than 4mb

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542256
What a fat wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542256
scale them down, duh
takes like 2 clicks in ms paint

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542256
Just convert them to jpgs or downsize them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542256
You can upload the pic somewhere and then share the link here
It's what I've done

[Anonymous No.]

Would men with fox wives have to wear traditional Japanese garb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542256
>Points and laughs at you

[Anonymous No.]

Molest the loli anubi while they're working

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542282
I'm not going to eat with fucking sticks and she's not taking away my furniture. I'll force burgers and western culture into her, whether she likes it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542302
A foxgirl would probably take pretty well to burgers... But you're still wearing the robes, she finds them sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542298
Kids shouldnt have hips and asses and legs like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542262
>"i am not fat!"
>said the pouting jabber thats currently at the store to buy a new scale

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542256
Save them as jpgs in paint

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like alps. But I want to relentlessly bully one by calling him a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542364
>him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542370
Pretty much. I know they're female biologically, but to me, they're male. Hence why I don't want one. I just want to bully them harshly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542357
Your bloodline continues with them Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542385
Be careful it isn’t a buff alp she will gorilla grip your dick in place for saying mean things to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542414
they're weak to dick anyway (like most mgs).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542153
>Fox has a soothing voice and usually quiet
>Cute moans in bed
>Ear screeching screams whenever you make her cums
Is this a deal breaker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542414
Alp-Lim is actually kind of cute and I wish there was more art of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542385
Reminder, canonically approximately 50% of mamonos who were alive at the change of DLs used to be a male monster and was transformed.
>be careful of F/Hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542441
Just give her a little breathplay when she cums, she can't make her window shattering screams and she cums even harder, win win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542453
But I’m pretty sure most of “those” monsters are married by now. That give honor to the men that gave up a worthy sacrifice so we wouldn’t have to worry about ancient alp hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542441
on earth: "HONEY CALL THE COPS SOMEONE IS GETTING MURDERED!"
in mge: "will those two ever stop fucking?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542447
learn to draw.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542357
>Kids shouldnt have hips and asses and legs like this
Teasing and complimenting the lolinubis over her lewd body while breeding her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542494
I don't have the drive or the passion to learn to draw unfortunately. So I suppose I can just wistfully lament the lack of art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542495
That artist draws some nice slime girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone mentioned frost variants of dragon species and that got me thinking about aquatic variants of them. An aquatic wurm would make a great sea serpent girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542704

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542262
wow baka undead can't be fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542721
I'm going to pray to the deep sea ryu for good weather for sailing!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it really appropriate for a sex ed teacher to send me tit pics as "study material"? She doesn't do it for any of the other students...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542704
Nobody remembers Otohime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542815
Wait until you get to advanced sex ed and she has you give her hands on mammograms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542832
Ironically, girls like Giant Ant are remembered more simply due to how unremembered they are.
Otohime are so unremembered that people don't even remember how unmemorable they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542842
>Only way to get a A is to knock her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542832
she's more like a dragon siren. or a lamia siren. anyway it's not the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Post monsters most likely to instantly lose to a well-cooked meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542832
I remember all of them for better or worse. The specifics of them, however, elude me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542964

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542964

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542982
Is there some kind of reason that's cropped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542996
It's just some dude looking at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542978
Any man that loses to one of these just can't cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543008
Ah, understood. Carry on then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542982
of course she's gonna lose, that p'orc is starving fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543024
Meant for >>43542964

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542128
>tfw she goes bright red and tries to deny it but the tentacles say the truth of how she wants Anon to bend her over an-
>Wock sensei stops her tenracles from speaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539645
>>43537591
>gyaru monstergirls
I have a mightly need

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542364

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543379
wtf, I love alps now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541624
Literally don't care, I'll trust the DL

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543379
>huge knockers
not proud of this boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541624
ok for some reason this made me think.
we all know that mamano mana can shift or change the appearance of the other to fit their personal preferences.
so if someone gets sithed against their will, will the sith eventually look more like a catgirl/doggirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543379
That god damn made me hard using those massive fucking tits.
I may have lost this battle, but the war is not over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543448
You will be claimed by a seductive alp anon, you can't win. Just submit to your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542964

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543442
Well yeah, it goes by physical attraction. However you probably will never get sithed like that against your will

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543442
You will get some sort of flat faced sith if that's your thing.
>>43543472
Did you even read the sith profile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543476
Yes, it literally won't happen unless you want it deep down that's literally how everything in this setting works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543578
Tormenting cats to get abducted because you want to fuck them is really far on the tsundere scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543472
Lol no. Monsters can tell if you're not into them and will leave you alone if you don't truly want them to be your wife.

>>43543442
Sounds more like a question for KC on the Q&A since they were intentionally designed to be anthro girls. Only work-around I can think of off hand is Cait Sith being able to assume a more human form ala Blair from Soul Eater.

[Anonymous No.]

How will Kiki react to the condoms I just bought when I bring them back home?

[Anonymous No.]

quick random question:
>what would a pokemon based on this thread look like?
challenge mode: including fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537975
Had I a choice in monstergirl bride. I feel I would lean towards the banshee.
Undead girls tend to be the best because its heavily implied they are the most faithful and devoted

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543688
Banshees are cute, if I cared for the 'undead' group of monsters I'd probably go for a clingy, crybaby Banshee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543716
I want a banshee wight hybrid that acts all haughty only to cry and apologize for being rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543688
Isn't that a vampire given it's Warhammer Fantasy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543724
Yes its whfb. I don't have any banshee images but I like undead waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543729
The only banshee image I have would probably get me banned. Fucking advertisers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543729
>Cursed thots
>It was at this moment he realized his childhood friend had always been a Lahmian waifu

[Anonymous No.]

The damn snail shillers made me want to get claimed by a possessive snail who keeps me in her shell and forces me to have extremely slow sex that lasts for hours

How much did the snails pay you fuckers

[Anonymous No.]

That damn Wight and her undead minions terrorizing poor human peasant villages and exorcising power over them won't be so smug when the Gothic Knights come riding to the aid of their fellow man and drive the undead bastards out.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, I have lost my abundance of lilim pics, but I still have my dreams...


that will never come true...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543379
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543838
Here's a Lilim
I'm sorry anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543838
>>43543858
White-haired succs are for eye contact and tail pulling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543890
>Tail pulling
Anon you'll be enslaved if you do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543838
I want a Poseidon worshipping fish-woman lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543838
I can fix her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543914
I will pull it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543914
I'm not sure how? She's just a succubutt and I'm gonna give her a good tail pull. Tail prehensile strength is the true test of a succ and I wouldn't give one the time of day unless she can pull my arm out of the socket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543914
Is Druella a mutant Lilim? That I wonder how many unique mutations of Lilims are there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543970
They're all mutants. Every last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543737
>>43543838
We have an entire image gallery you can pull from!
AND LILIMS DESERVE TO BE BULLIED BECAUSE LILIMS ARE TRASH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544009
Bueno, however I had a few, such as the rock paper scissor one, which isn't in the archive or is too far down for me to find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544009
That pic reminds of that one uno meme. Which someone should draw that with a Lilim or something, where I guess the line would go draw 25 cards or admit the hero will never notice you and will fall in love with a low level monster, something along those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537322

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543688
>>43543724
>>43543729
>>43543752
>Warhammer Fantasy

>A typical Chuunibyou Dhampir brags to a boy that even though she is a half-human-half-vampire, she dedicates her life and craft to hunt down and vanquish the EEEEEVIL vampires and undead
>"I, THE GREAT UNDEAD VANQUISHER DAHLIA SHALL DEFEAT THE EVIL UNDEAD! AND UNDO THE EVILS THE VON CARSTEIN AND LAHMIANS HAVE WROUGHT INTO THESE LANDS!!!"
>The anon/boy she was boasting to then looks at her ID Card again showing her full name: >"Baroness Anabelle Aeon Carol Von Carstien. Age: 16, Occupation: 1st year Highschool Student"

[Anonymous No.]

>warhammerfaggotry
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537322

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544180
someone looks like she needs a brushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544150
She really shouldn't be trying to break into the Guilded Cheese tavern like that.
Miss Notta Hoomane doesn't like it when folks keep trying to sneak in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543379
Is it really gay if it's a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

DIRE NEED

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Lilim react to you petting her on the head and calling her a good girl?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I require more gyaru monstergirls
I have a note from my doctor

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544354
And my doctor gave me a prescription for hags
get in line

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544354
A posse of Pyrows will overwhelm you.

[Anonymous No.]

Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious, naked child

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544322
I've always wanted to be a set of wings and a bodysuit

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would be willing to play heroquest with me and go to mass on sundays

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544322
>Yoo I got big hands now my dudes
t.anon after getting a Night Gaunt wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544437
>>43543688
>have undead monsterwife
>have a bishop cast resurrection on her
Odds of her exploding vs odds of her turning into a living woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544394
unironically an alice
If only oppai versions were common

[Anonymous No.]

>Meeting friends after the portals opened
>You're a giant spider
What now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544446
She somehow turns into a plant monster girl, that the spell made her living just not the way you expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544446
KC did say undead monsters aren't really undead, so nothing would happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544446
I'd beat up whoever tried to blow up my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544266
Mindflayer needs to put alpha male suggestions into my head instead of the convoluted layers of excuses and self-doubt I have right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544460
My friends also became eldritch beings too after getting abyssal wives. So I’m not alone and now we can act out iconic fighting scenes together with our new transformations when the wives aren’t around.

[Anonymous No.]

>Adventuring
>Sleep at an inn
>Inn keep “accidentally” sends her mino cousin to my room
>Camp out in the woods
>Werewolves keep howling trying to find my camp keeping me up all night
>Sleep in a dungeon
>Woken up by feral vampire fiddling with my armor
>Try to nap on a bench in town
>Dullahan guards call me a vagrant try to strip search me
Where can a man take a nap in peace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544281
Probably with indignation of being treated as a lowly pet, prepare to be corrected, "puppy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544460
False, I would be made of goo and tentacles from my shog/flayer wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544495
Hagville, youll be gently picked up and carried off to your new home

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544495
The imp dungeon barracks, you'll be safe there trust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544475
>She ends up removing all the bad thoughts and replacing them with thoughts of loving her and yourself
This is why mindflayer is one of the best girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544542
>Imp Barracks: Allows the hiring of imp soldiers!
>They aren't very strong or tall but they can sorta fly, know a bit of magic, and are surprisingly portable for their thickness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544500
A monster girl calling me a puppy would ruin any semblance of Independence I have gained

Seriously Ushris and Yen from MGD ruined my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544516
I would be a 11 foot tall abominable snowman. Also I believe each chaos incubi is unique where you can be different colors from blue to red to purple to possibly green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544554
You need to hire a lot of them anon, remember they're swarmers. Just make sure you can feed and pay all of them, or else they will take their payment in other methods

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544556
Not the pic I meant to post

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544556
Uh oh titties the mods aren’t gonna like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544568
Yeah I deleted it, I misclicked and didn't notice because I was looking at a file transfer as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544495
Sleep on the train. Just make sure it's the male-only car

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544558
>Imps
>Individual weak, the use their numbers to overwhelm enemies.
>Unfortunately, that 'health' bonus they come with comes at the expense of requiring normal food requirements.
>On the plus side, they have more meat than Goblins.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be in the cavalry.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone get commissioned art of their wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544556
No Anon! Think of the advertisers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544584
Yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544460
One of my friends would probably alp, and the other was weird before monsters were involved. It'd be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

MILF
Man, I love foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544601
TF party? Who’s to say a chaos incubus can’t have a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544584

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544458
I like alices, especially if they have oppai variants but after a while the amnisia would get kinda annoying. like babe we've been married a month

Also sheets getting stained with hymen blood all the time would be very annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544584
My wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544613

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544717
Wight goblin, beware of undead shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiss a mucus toad
>This breaks the curse
>She actually was a human princess
How do I turn her back?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you help an elven knight/soldier wear their helmet given their bigger longer pointy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544800
Front of the helm is hinged with holes for the ears.
They then put on ear guards/armor which is mostly there to stop them from being cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544144
How can you see in to my eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>When are you paying the tab. You're not leaving until you pay me. AND NO, NO SEX. GIVE ME MY MONEY YOU OWE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544495
In your new wifes arms and bed you will be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43544789
Find a local succ and have a threesome, ensure the succ makes her cum. Boom, instamash monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540214
absolutely not

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537954
>not also being a researcher
>not having Inspiring Researcher to boost up your private army of liches
It's like you don't actually play strategy games at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43539690
That drink's too fancy for me, I'll just have some beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541624
DON'T HATE ON SLIMES

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna spray pain anti-monster graffiti on city hall

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>>43544789
Find a Dark Mage TF specialist to cure of the filthy 3D curse.
>Don't fall for any (((Tanuki))) potions, they never last.

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>>43541784
I mean yeah, with an attitude like that no Saiyan girl would want that. But all you need is a bit of confidence and all those monkeys will be all over you in no time!

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>>43542832
She's like an underwater idol more than an actual dragon.
But I would still love her if she chose me as her husband.

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>>43544582
No, I wanna be a POG
>her: wot???
In support, deep in the Rear, delivering heavy loads...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543379
I would love an Alp. They're good girls who absolutely love it when you pull their tails!

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>>43545123
So what's your plan when she wants to have an all out pre-coitus fight with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545142
load up on senzu beans

[Anonymous No.]

Slimes don't really seem to mind if they're the typical level 1 monster newbie adventurer since that's the type they're into anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayer wants to get me but I thought ahead of the curve and got a saferoom.
http://www.3in1saferoom.com/safe-room-modular-p/msr.htm
She can't get me in my saferoom, it's slimetight and I've stored provisions so she'll give up before I come out, and even if she doesn't and I run out I'd still rather wither away inside my saferoom than let that octopus bitch touch my brains with her tentacles.

Now what are you gonna do, Flayer bitch? That's right. NOTHING.

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>>43545149
they don't overthink many things

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>>43545175
This is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545166
The only way she is chasing after you now is that you lowkey want her. So why don’t you just give up and given in to eldritch octo pussy already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545205
I'm not coming out this metal box. Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>"The Morai-Heg watches over all, how far will my own gaze reach?"

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>43545295
Go back to /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

You're gonna watch Sholay with her, right?

[Anonymous No.]

what monster species in your opinion would collectively score the most dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545390
Statistically, it should be the common succubus or one of the vermin types. This post made by #Hakuza

[Anonymous No.]

>43545295
stay here at /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543970
No, she's just sunburned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543379
I unironically would an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Date your colleagues and mounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545501
>built for gangbang NTR by Rioter-kuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545501
>*CRONCH* *CRUNCH*
>Sho... *crunch* you the new guy?..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545501
I don't think you should mix work and relationships

[Anonymous No.]

>43545507
Go away nobody likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43541625
Just make the pharaohs fuck each other. Whoever wins gets the royal claim to all of the land. the real winner is you because you get to see two pharaohs' competitive hatesex

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>>43545501
>>43545514
How can some hentai-doujin style Insta Loss defeat ending with a gnagbang rape by so called "Rioter-kuns." Be prevented and not happen to poor Police Centaur-chans though?

[Anonymous No.]

monsters really are big meanies for letting me go around this horny with no way to let the steam off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545521
>he want's to get cucked
get lost mutt

[Anonymous No.]

Would you like foxes better if they laid eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

defeat monsters... by being very tired, pls let me sleep

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>>43545645

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>>43545643
I already like foxes, but easy birth with less mess would probably make them even better for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545625
Some people just like being in pain.

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[Anonymous No.]

I love my bicorn Gf and all, but why is she so instant on me "helping out" my CC aunt?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43545688
>these thick thighs
>these bountiful boobies
>that succulent ass
>these killer hips
>that shy looking prety face
>that messy bobcut
I don't care hwo big her treasury is or what realm she's a countess off. I'm tossing her on the bed and making her a mother.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna break into a dragons hoard and steal her greatest treasure: her neet daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545704
we both know your too weak to do that anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545692
CC aunt what’s that?

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>>43545695
>that grumpy and messy look
holy shit I would so tease and demand attention from her, till she breaks and corrects me so hard my entire lower body is purple from the bruises
>>43545717
I'm so fucking horny lately I could outfuck rage mushroom juiced ushi in her estrus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545695
Good morning! How's my little hell-raiser?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545717
That’s when the dragon subtly uses her wings to help you lift and toss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545718
Well first off, lurk more.
Second off, "christmas cake" aunt. Aka, older aunt that's still single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545736
>the dragon subtly uses her wings to help you lift and toss her.
>she tells you, you will never break her proud spirit, but her underwear matches
>she claims what's happening is impossible, yet she has two pillows prepared on her bed

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>>43545779
>go in to plunder dragon's hoard
>see her tied up like this
>"oh you tied yourself up? then I guess you can untie yourself too"
>leave with her treasures laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545790
kinda alpish

[Anonymous No.]

monster girls better not be showing themselves around me, or I'm going to sex them till they wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545692
Her aunt is a Creeping Coin?
>ka-ching!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545166
That box? She will just use magic to teleport inside. Now you've trapped yourself inside the saferoom Flayer-chan, good thinking bozo.
Heh, thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546147
*opens cock*
I'm not trapped there with her
SHE IS TRAPPED THERE WITH ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545790
Based, who care about having a loving partner when You can have a lot of gold. I will die alone of old age on my golden throne, in a nameless dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

lolis

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna troll 4mon maid threads by posting that they'll never be wives to their masters and Amazonesses know much better how to treat men. If that gets me an Amazoness wife, I'm gonna apologize to them and ask for housekeeping tips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546262
use TOR and VPN and you might get yourself a nerd midget cat wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546262
Gonna post in the contract thread how their contract suck and how no man would ever sign it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546262
>they'll never be wives to their masters
I imagine some maids would get off on the idea of how scandalous that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545149
What does she TASTE like???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546530
sex

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a dungeon master, waiting in a cold and empty room for bold mamonos to fight me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546549
will you accept an honest meido who wants to enter your service to make your cold empty room less cold, less empty and your hard stone throne more comfortable?
then you could focus on showing these bold adventurers who's the boss without worrying about small details

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546620
No, that would be counter productive, You can't be alone and forgotten if You live with someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546786
There would be no bold mamonos coming to fight you if you're forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546549
I wanna be a "evil" wizard that hero monster girls come to try and defeat.
I'm totally not just doing this to get some dragon knight pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546786
oh you won't even notice her Anon, come on - it will be fine! I promise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43545923
Unrestricted cat boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546882
stupid feline, good thing I am here to hold these two puppies in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Man, the laws in MGC are really retarded. They allow Satyros to get drunk in public because it's their "culture" then I go and see a Satyros obviously under the influence out in public about to cross the street without looking and before the walk signal is even up and I pull her back before a car hits her drunk ass and she thanks me for "saving her". Then I get a notice from the government telling me I'm now married to that Satyros and that I must breed her. What is this shit?! I am not obeying this law any longer. They are so stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546882
If her breasts jiggle independently then you know she's up to no good.

>>43546916
That Satyros went through the proper channels and likely had to pass the Eros test in order to get you to receive that notice.
Feel free to fill in the 53 pages rejection form and submit it the Anubis office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546882
Please do not lewd the friends, especially that particular kitty

[Anonymous No.]

Casual dragon turtles.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547096
Why do my vampire landlady keep visiting me dressed like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43546813
I will just send some Intels in locals adventurer's guild about my empty and cold dungeon
>>43546830
And next She tries to get her way in my bedroom/workshop. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547096
Vampire fashion is quite bold.

>>43547114
Do not question her culture.

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>>43547117
>Do not question her culture.
That's the reason she gave on why I had to pay my rent in blood. I think it's all bs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547115
>>And next She tries to get her way in my bedroom/workshop. No thanks.
well duh? how else will she clean there? don't worry you won't even notice her you grumpy grumpo - I promise it will be fine and you will be happy with her services

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547189
It's a no go zone. Don't need to clean. You sound a lot like a spy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547226
>having someone to do your cleaning is being spied on
you don't make much sense Anon, you don't have to let her into your secret rooms, just relax while waiting alone and forgotten and she will do the mudane stuff that get in the way of being alone and forgotten like groceries

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547233
Oh yeah groceries... You're right, I need someone to get me some booze but how can I know that She won't betray me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547275
it's in Meido Academy contract that she won't ever betray you, silly - you think this institution that's been around since current DL took power would lie to you? what would happen to their creditibility?

[Anonymous No.]

i only trust bogie maids to get the job done

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547289
I love LN and I love maids.

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>>43545779
>accept a quest from the mail squirrel to rescue a princess from a dragon
>the details seem dubious but she says it will be easy and there's a large cash reward
>the "princess" has horns, wings and a tail
>of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547289
How much is a kiki and what's the catch ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547340
haha! the princess couldn't suspect I am a horny villain and not a brave hero she was waiting for
now I am going to steal her flower and ruin her, then take her as a wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537322

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547417
First they take your apples, then your genes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547420
how about those apples

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547382
for the famous forgotten and alone boss of the forgotten dungeon of loneliness? absolutely free, it's a huge boost to prestige for the academy
just provide a small room with basic applicances where Kiki can stay when currently not doing any services to you, and treat her with kindness
>what's the catch ?
there's no catch, just top tier service

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>>43547420

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547434
>they do it for free

[Anonymous No.]

Post your bustiest holsts please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547117
>vampire fashion is quite bold
Why yes I can’t help but agree with you on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547447
Winged cat cow, at your service!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547464
Breathers wouldn't understand undead fashion

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547479
>winged
>cat
No, that's no cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547447

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547482
Those boobs prove that she is 100% holstaur. This is just science, Anon, I don’t know why you don’t know this already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547434
Free? I still have to provide money for clothing, food...
Feel like You try to fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna fight an ocelomeh and lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547464
>>43547481
Put some pants on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547516
now you're talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547520
That's better but she needs to button up and cover that cleavage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43537322

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43547520
Something might be wrong with some anons in these threads.
What part of your brain could possibly cause you to get more aroused by a monster wearing a suit, than by one who's practically naked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547612
Hardly limited to just Anons here. Nudity is hot, but different outfits can give wildly differing vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547612
Your brain gets gets used to seeing almost nude hot demon women all the time, so clothed hot demon women are suddenly new and exotic

[Anonymous No.]

Traditional magician bogie! Top hat ensemble and all, can pull your cock out of her hat and start playing with it with you none the wiser! Her magical companion is a shortstack march hare the helps pin (you) down while she does the saw trick! You're still fully alive while in three parts, but the hare sits on your head while the bogie makes your cock disappear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547679
The almost nude outfit is already an outfit, it hides just enough that you want to grab her and take it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547520
No

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What flavor vampire do you guys prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547861
Dorky.

[Anonymous No.]

>this blow job machine sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>May I buy you a drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547946
it's supposed to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547861
Small

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547861
Dumpires are best.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547861
>Fantasy setting
Evil noble vampire that owns a castle
>Modern setting
Evil vampire CEO of a multi billion dollar company

Both of them sexy and curvy of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547861
Ump. Umpires.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547970
>"Yes"

[Anonymous No.]

It's cold in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547612
Suit erotic

Suit erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547970
I can tell those are fake horns.
Elves are getting desperate.

>>43548178
>Your brain on shog

[Anonymous No.]

Elf sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548195
Shog is love, shog is life
Give in to shog
Love shog

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548195
Malef, an anagram for am elf, coincidence? I think not. Elves are turning themselves into haughty dragons and turning the monsters GAY so their sick Yuri fantasies of F/F/M relationships are replacing the tanuki-lear family!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548242
fotm

[Anonymous No.]

>check back to the thread
>someone actually got hard by my kuso drawing
This is a good day!

[Anonymous No.]

At this point no monster girl would even want me, I'm too emotionally exhausted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548285
Which one? The alp one?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548374
A smug garden destroyer

[Anonymous No.]

How wud your mg react to sad movie scenes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548304
You're gonna attract a really clingy moth.
You may think your heart is covered in darkness, but (You) are still her light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548118
Tfw Chesh burned her nopantsu ass on the photocopier when it burst into flames

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548304
On the contrary, that's the sort of thing that would get plenty of monster girls' interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548622
R u sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548622
>Anon posts about feeling so drained no monster girl could love him
>Endless "I can fix him" posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548734
>I just don't feel like I could ever be happy.
countless "IMAGINE" posted in response

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548769
>Thread picks up a lot of traction
>Glow in the dark Eros agents fully doxx him
Anon WILL be made happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548318
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548769
>Mind flayers posting like mad with all the things they could do
>Demons posting stuff like "JUST SIGN MY GOD MDAN CONTRACT. PLEASE."
>Hellhound posting how they want to protect his smile
>Succubus thirst posting like normal
>Cupids posting a 8 post long thread on how they are going to fix him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548788
Yeah, that one was really hot.
Now do another one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547861
Trad Slavic Nobility Vampire
>be Anon
>knock on door late at night
>"Can I come in?"
>Anon 'No, sorry, I'm busy'
>unzip D, leave door open, start jacking off in front hallway...
>Anon's Kiki meido arrives carrying strings of garlic bulbs and hastily sharpened oak stake
>Anon, still jacking 'Dont worry she cant enter'
>Haughty noble Vampire visibly struggling not to schlick in public but cant leave either
>Anon to Kiki, 'Here, hold this, I don't want to stain the carpet.'
>Kiki almost faints as Mashtah cooms in her hand
>Outside the doorstep, the anguished howling is so loud the neighbors are calling MGCPD so they can get some sleep
>Anon goes upstairs to bed
>Kiki sticks her tongue out at the visitor, then slowly licks her hand clean before slamming the door shut
>.
>Next night there is a knock at the door again
>the Kiki maido opens the door
>'Vait outsides, zhe Mashtah vill be down in a minute'
>Shows her cupped hands and sleeves rolled up, sticks her tongue out again...
>.
>.
>After about a week of no sleep, the neighbors are outside Anon's door with torches and pitchforks demanding he let her in.

[Anonymous No.]

You are sent from your comfy first world country to visit your pharaoh aunt's desert kingdom for the summer. Make plenty of good memories while you're there!

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest with yourself, you'd be scared of a lot of monsters.
The only reason you wouldn't run away is because your desire to fuck her is stronger than your fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548847
>You are sent
Lolno, I'm not going anywhere, they can't make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548869
The mummies have already thrown you into the back of the carriage and locked the door. The anubis overseer checks another box off of her to-do list for the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548869
Elope to the cat kingdom, start a diplomatic crisis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548848
I mean, that's the appeal right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548793
>Unicorns are White-Knighting and "M'Lord"-ing... while eating cheetos and typing one-handed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548887
>The anubis overseer
The word "Overseer" makes me picture a massive buff Anubis, one who rarely ever speaks and likes to stand tall with her arms crossed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548905
I get the impression that many posters truly believe they'd get caught by an eight-feet tall sharkgirl and their reaction would be to boop the adorable fish's nose.
Don't be fooled, you'd piss yourself if it weren't for the fearboner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548907
>Lizard girls and salamanders posting about how training makes you feel good and how they are willing to be your "coach"
>Also unsolicited dirk pics

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548915
She's a desk jockey but she hits the gym every day. Mentally and physically sharp, very kuudere and open to romance despite not showing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548905
Not all are conventionally scary unless you're religious or something. Some just wield intimidating levels of magic or are scary in how assertive and undeniable they can be.
Others are scary because they want what's best for you. True horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548956
Booping the nose (with tour fist) would be a pretty natural part of the fight or flight response, wouldn't it? You might feel like a heel when she starts crying afterward, though. Unless getting punched in the nose is arousing to mersharks...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548915
How would a chuuni anubis act, does she write "plan for world domination" at the top of her daily schedule? Sounds very easy to bully

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549020
Do anubi like peanut butter, are they dogs or?
Can I teach one to shake and roll over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548823
>Every morning a very happy Kiki is making Mashtah omelette with extra garlic, garlic zuppe for lunch with crusty garlic bread rolls, garlic heavy goulasch and garlic-studded roast meats for dinner
>every afternoon she is in the gardens all around the house tearing out flowers and planting more garlic
>.
>First night the Noble Countess is in her full robes and regalia
>Second night she is in her sleekest ballgown and stacking bags of hold and gems on the forbidden doorstep
>Third night she is in her skimpiest bodysuit, stockings and heels, openly schlicking herself half-insane
>Fourth night she is in pitiful rags, prostrating herself on the doorstep while howling at the moon
>Fifth night the neighbors just pick up the dishevilled mess and throw her into the hallway
>.
>Next morning an angry Kiki makes two omelettes for Mashtah's breakfast in bed - they both still have lots of garlic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549159
peanut butter on your balls is traditional wedding night ceremony for all dog girls

[Anonymous No.]

A wild hag appears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549252
execute order "sexy sex"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549159
Imagine giving a proud, disciplined sand wan the ol' peanut butter dick.

>Anon, what are you doing? Your morning fellatio isn't for another twenty minutes!
>Wait, that smell... I-is that...?
>Schlorp schlorp schlorp

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542832
I think their main issue is how hard and sharp their bodies look. If they were a bit longer like Wurm bodies I bet they would be remembered more

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43542989
The only time I have ever enjoyed dreadlocks on a woman was Calypso in Pirates of the Caribbean

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549159
They're highly intelligent jackal (or alledgedly wolf) girls of divine origins, not dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549252
>Wild
Well there's her problem; I don't want a wild hag, that's a schtick for younger girls. No, give me a gentle, refined hag whose fantasies have been running rampant and lusts have been on the edge of boiling over for the last decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549323
autism dog paws wrote this post

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>>43549170
>the bedraggled Countess is thrown inside as the angry mob heads back to bed
>falling collapsing against Anon as he jacks, knocking the kneeling Kiki over against the wall
>Kiki's hands that were cupped to receive are now scrabbling for her beautifully polished oaken stake
>Anon, 'Stop. She is inside now.'
>the weakened Vampire noble struggles to put her mouth to Anon's pulsating neck veins
>even his sweat from prolonged jacking now reeks of garlic
>she almost collapses:"Pleaze, MiLord Anon... I need your blood, your coom, your Mana to survive..."
>even when laid on the sofa and Anon's D slides into her the garlic in his ball-sweat sizzles on her skin
>.
>Next morning as he lifts a carefully polished silver knife to cut into his garlic omelette, Anon has to command 'Stop!' as the Kiki moves to open the bedroom curtains.
>the obedient Kiki stomps out to the kitchen to chop more garlic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549358
>...paws *smelling of peanuts* wrote...
Ftfy

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>>43549417
>Everyone assumes the Vampire will become the mistress of the house and the Kiki will fall in line
>Two months later, the Vampire is wearing an aproned sarafan, hard at work in the kitchen learning how to be a proper chef's aide for the Kiki who keeps a watchful eye on her efforts
>Every night, while she gets fucked doggystyle by anon, she dutifully and lovingly eats out Mistress Kiki's snatch, and then juggles anon's balls with her tongue while he fucks Kiki in missionary
>Apparently, she had been hiding a severe submission kink for her entire undead life and now that she's been given the opportunity to indulge, she's going full speed ahead with it
>Still gets flustered and insists that she's the head of the household only to cut it off with a loud aroused moan as both Kiki and anon give her a firm slap on the behind simultaneously, one for each cheek.

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>>43549417
>Anon enters the kitchen, eating a rolled up omelette like a garlic-egg taco
>the angry Kiki stops muttering slavic obscenities and crushing garlic cloves to find Anon a chair at her kitchen table
>"Okay. Now you have a big decision. Either you have a new Misstress, or you no longer have a Master..?"
>'But Mashtah, she iz Wampyr, she iz nyet gud, she iz sukkink zher Mashtah's blutt...'
>'Foolish peasant Kikis', the refreshed Countess came through the door in one of Anon's immaculately ironed shirts, keeping away from the sunlight at the kitchen window, mocking her rural accent 'I vill drink hiz Manna, unt I vill drink hiz Coom, unt that is enough that I vill be hiz Vaifu.'
>"And you will not bite the Kiki Maido."
>'No, my Husbando, my Lord, anyway I could never swallow that much peasant garlic.'
>"So, we've already discussed it. I will be moving to the Gothic Castle outside of town... but it hasn't had any staff for centuries, and so the place really needs a thorough cleaning...."
>the Kiki closed the kitchen curtains as she mulled the offer
>the Countess was now able to sit at the darkened table, 'Of course, this garlic menu will have to change somewhat, but I have enough gold to easily double your wages... and, yes, you may still have one handful of my Husband's garlic-free mana each week...?'
>the happy Kiki curtsied to her new Mishtresh
>"But, darling, she does make a really great zuppe."
>.
>Ende.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549510
Yeah, actually that works as Chapter 4.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548769
I will post a pic of my revolver on my head before pulling the trigger a few minutes after. My last (you) adrenaline shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549721
The only way to escape Wights Zombie-Dragons etcetc is to make sure you KYS before the Portals open, and put it in your final-note to get cremated just to be sure.
>>> off (you) go now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549721
>Wisps telling you "Do it faggot"
That, and undead monsters wouldn't really care as pretty much all of them can just resurrect you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549750
How do people keep forgetting wisps and reincarnation? THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549770
>Start posting about wanting to kill yourself
>Undeads start horny posting and trying to get you to do it
I mean, being a undead incubus sounds fucking rad, but still. The lich didn't have to say to keep my neck intact since that's the hardest part to fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>43549783
>reincarnation
>Kill self
>Demon who had already husbando'd you is devastated
>Now she has to wait a few years before she can marry you
Damn crib snatches always saying something like "he's my husbands reincarnated"

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>>43549808
>This time she grooms you to make sure you don't do anything silly like kill yourself or alp
Auntie Demon will be extra nice.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make a shoggoth lose her composure and revert to an excited highschooler demeanor

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>>43549652
>>43549510
(in that order)
>and every few months, when the Countess is busy, disciplining the Gargoyles, or carefully restacking her gold coins
>VampireLord Anon and his Kiki sneak down into the hidden cellar beneath the deepest dungeon
>where she cooks for him the "Forbidden Zuppe" and crusty bread rolls
>the Countess loftily pretends she can't taste it in Anon's coom, but secretly she likes how it burns her tongue

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>>43549845
Whisper to her in unspeakable tongues that you want a black cat.

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>>43549845
I also would like a very excitable and clingy shoggoth

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>>43549092
You make a good point.
I guess not everyone's reaction would be to freeze from sheer fear and arousal.
A Mershark would likely bite you if you booped her hard.

>>43549721
Suicide is never the right option. Don't do it.

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>>43549877
Say my name.

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> 43549891
[shrug] Nigger...Alp..?

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>>43549845
KC once had a tweet kind of like that
>KC: I can see that...! There are some Shoggoths who are just as calm as usual and smile when you make eye contact with them, but if you look closely, you can see mysterious signs of agitation, such as a toothbrush poking out of the top of their head. ......!

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>43549891
Seamus?

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>>43549770
>>43549791
>Anon ends himself with a shotgun, to ensure he's truly gone
>Instead of going to Hell, he has a weird dream about his life up to now
>Wakes up in a Lich's laboratory
>She starts ranting about how hard it was to fix him
>Prohibits him from ever owning any guns with a caliber bigger than 0.32in
>Demands he become her dickthrone for the next 40 hours to apologize for making her work so much more difficult

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>Your black choco cat friend helps you survive against all the abyss monsters

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>>43549891
oh great mick, now you're going to cry how much ***valuable OC*** you bring to this thread and we need to put up with your shit

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>>43549916
I don’t think that’s him mostly feels like a joke if anything.

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>>43549910
Its just a tan I swear

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>>43549923
should have posted a cheshire recolor instead, it's more fitting choice for a schizo cat

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>>43549873
>Countess has an elegant gothic tattoo on her back depicting the silohoutte of a falconer controlling a hawk clutching a chain in its beak with the other end wrapped around a bat in mid-flight
>If questioned, she claims it represents how death is a relentless hunter and that even as an undead, she must not let foolishness and ego control her lest the hunter she had escaped catches her for good
>In reality, the Kiki bought a silver chain for shibari sessions where Vamp gets bound, suspended and relentlessly fucked from both ends, and some of the hardest climaxes she ever experiences are during those times
>The tattoo is an easy and thrilling way of having a constant reminder of it on her body that's less likely to be identifiable under clothing like wearing the shibari 24/7
>Also, for some reason she got a gilded plaque in the mail declaring her an "Honorary Bicorn" from the Twin Horns Society a week ago, and while she doesn't understand their reasoning the moniker "Mistress of the Twin Horns" is waaaaaay too good to not attach to the rest of her titles

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>>43549910
>>43549933
>Nyarlathotep tries to start some shit in the Desert Kingdom again
>Nyaggama'am calls her a nerd, AGAIN
>Your payment for being saved from going crazy is to be used as breeding stock and house husband

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>>43549896
Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young! The All-Mother!
>Sounds like an MGE Sabbath as much as a Great Old One

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>>43548175
It's so cold snow leopard-san is shivering into her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

Does your Monster support the NCR or the Legion?

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>>43549952
Hfw the rest of Noble Society hears the rumors that while of course her LordAnon is one of those 'twin horns', the other is a lowly peasant Kikimora with a demon-silver studded strap-on.

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>>43549916
You can look at it, or you can choose not to look at it.

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>>43549131
https://twitter.com/ashidas_swamp/status/1660593787708780545?s=20
what a unit

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>>43549993
No Gods, No Masters

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she heard anon was into big tails

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>>43549993
She's more aligned with the Kings.

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>>43550002
There's no strap-on involved, merely a peasant Kiki's extraordinarily skilled fingers and tongue (and occasionally a riding crop, or clothespin, or pill-shaped vibrator, or candle, etc.) Penile-shaped penetration is a privilege exclusively reserved for the lord-master Anon's dick.

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>>43541624
Devil bug is unironically one of the best

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>>43550027
Scorpions with big claws have lower venom storage, it’s the ones with thin claws you got to watch out for.

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>>43550042
Yeah dunno why he said slimes were trash either, my main issue with a slime is that they're not super smart and that's really it

[Anonymous No.]

This is what will happen as a single man any time you're trying to fill out paper work in MGE

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>Ka nama kaa lajerama
What's the expected effects on the reptiles?

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>>43550027
>Scorpions are famous for their stinger
>Nobody likes their tail and barely anyone has a stinger fetish
I bet more people are into disgusting rat tails than scorpion tails.

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>>43550184
I like the scorpions in MGE, although I admit if one was trying to claim me I'd be terrified

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>>43550158
This is why I sign everything with a fake name. By now there's like 20 demons out there looking for Reanu Keeves.

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Would curse sword be offended if I used her for cooking?

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>>43550318
only if you didn't use her as an utensil later (she wants you to lick her blade like a kinky manslut you are)

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>>43550324
I wonder what kind of freaky shit monsters would want you to do with them, I feel like a really dominant succ might pull a manticore

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>walking along the roads
>suddenly the crowds part
>You are too slow and an entourage of cats is before you. At their head is a cait sith wearing spiritual robes
>"How dare you block the path of high priestess nafrini, human?"
>"Or perhaps a sign? Flee now, little tom, and we shall see if you can outrun your new wife."
>So begins the chase.

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>>43550394
>Dragon lays an egg after a long and arduous labor
>Wants you to lick it clean while maintaining eye contact with her
Reptiles have the freakiest fetishes.

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>>43550437
Y'know the worst part is that DE would slowly make you like their freaky fetishes

Imagine a shog who wants to reenact a much lewder version of the thing

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>>43550463
Man you come straight out of a comic book.

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>>43550473
>Anon who is married to a Cheshire

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>>43550463
>Wendi Smash!

[Anonymous No.]

Should I be wary of witches?

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>>43550523
Witches get stitches.

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>>43550523
Of course you can, be sure to eat you whatever she makes for you! Don't worry it won't be laced with love spells or aphrodisiacs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43550523
Trust is stored in the hat, so therefore witches are the most trustworthy monster. Science says so.

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>>43550394

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>>43550581
>TFW your wife is also your mother at the same time

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>>43550581
>>43550598
Get the fuck out.

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>Decide to check if the rumor about eating 8 spiders a year in my sleep are true
>Record myself sleeping
>Pretty normal, no spiders in sight
>Then an arachne climbs down from the ceiling
>How did she get there?
>Undoes she silk loincloth
>Rides my face till she cums
>Guess the rumors aren’t true
>That was only one spider

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>>43550601
Heh.

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>>43550601
You sure showed him, gatekeeper-kun.

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>>43550601
The funny part is it's not "unbirth", it's just everyday that isn't your birthday
And it's canon too lmao

[Anonymous No.]

You will live in the cocoon
You will eat (out) the bugs
And you will be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548805
ty
I dunno how people found it fappable but hey I take it.
k
>>43548769

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>>43550673
That’s just stupid and doesn’t make any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43550704
Duh, Wonderland doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

oops no A my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43547417
From Appol Thief, to wife.

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>>43550720
Nice

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>>43550704
>>43550718
> every day in wonderland is some frivolous made-up holiday

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>>43550703
>>43550720
I dare her to cook something without wine or any other alcohol. Has to be healthy too.

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>>43550673
I'm aware of the context of the Slapstickstrike doujin. I'm talking about the file name and the fucker mentioning a scenario that happens in an otherwise great Succubus doujin that ends with snuff, rebirth, and then toddlercon.

>>43550628
Meds.

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>>43550720
tfw no oni wife that loves meat as much as I do

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>>43550222
Anon I don't think demonic contracts work like that....I hope you like demon harems

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>>43550750
Oof those tags

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[Anonymous No.]

Hackerwurm. She can demolish any network.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43550906
Oh no, she's gonna have my location if she types "rm -rf /" in her terminal as root, I can't let her know about this command!

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>>43550888
molest sabbath girls at the pool's changing room

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>>43550872
I would that bun.

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>>43550943
You know that would happen the other way around.

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>>43549891
>>43550872
https://imgur.com/a/sVwgO4L

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>>43550943
>anon goes to his local YMSA
>Finds signs warning of perverts
>its the usual tips of not going in alone
>asking a staff member to accompany you if you're not feeling safe
>report suspicious people
>etc etc
>never gonna happen to you, you're a big boy
>not even attractive
>You go into the pool's locker room during the low population hours
>Barely a soul in sight and they finish quickly leaving you alone
>start feeling like you're being watched
>just your imagination surely
>all the warning signs are making you feel paranoid, damn fear mongering
>Hear a childish giggle echoing
>get a little jumpy but the echo was distant, sounded like it came from the hall
>finish stripping
>you're about to put on your swim trucks
>"Heyyyy Onii-san~" why don't you come play with your imouto for a bit~?"
>turn instinctively in shock and barely remember to cover yourself
>Bapho is licking you up and down with her eyes
>clamber into your swim trucks while red in the face
>"Sorry miss! Y-you must have gotten the wrong locker room!"
>You quickly retreat to the exit of the locker room with whats left of your pride
>Only to find a little anubis sitting on the shoulders of a loli wurm
>both have their arms in a T-pose
>Get grabbed from behind by the bapho's small paws
>"No~ I didn't didn't~"
>(you)needs an adult

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two wurms collide head on.

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>>43551078
There are no survivors

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>>43543688
>>43543729
Mummies, banshees and wights are the best waifus who treat you with love
Vampires however are trash who might give you a bad-end as a thrall

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>>43551072
oh my
oh no

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>>43550888
I'll never understand the logic, if any, behind those horn shapes.

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>>43551115
Likely subconscious.

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>>43551072
>anon goes to his local YMSA
Might as well have walked into a van that said "free rock CDs". Why are anons so gullible?

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>>43551160
I can't turn down free beer.

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>>43551179
>>43551160
>Can't drink alcohol due to medication
>Don't really like classic rock
What can they use against me?

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>>43551160
The YMSA's have a very low rate of sexual misconduct and most all the staff is married!
Its not the usual to get molested!
Really!

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>>43551210
retro videogames

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>>43551210
>doesn't like classic rock
Nothing, they are appalled at your poor taste, maybe you'll find some weird witch into progrock, synths, and taking ADHD meds but thats another matter entirely

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>>43551220
Personally, I rnjoy city pop so I'm more likely to get the lolibaba Baph with big aviators and a poofy '80s hairstyle trying to pick me up with her open-top cadillac for a trip to the beach.

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>>43551220
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

Kiss monsters. Give head to monsters. Mating press a monster into the concrete. Slam dunk thick sperm into monster wombs. Tickle monsters. Mandatory pregnancy for monsters. Toss monsters into active relationships. Snuggle monsters.

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>>43551278
Mamano pop songs are weird.

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>>43551220
You do realize The Beatles, Jefferson, and Beach Boys are the golden oldies now right grandpa?

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>>43551342
Either she is short as fuck or that guy is a giant.

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>>43551365
4'3" i guess. i trust this mans research

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>>43551348
and none of those are the genres we're talking about.
Please do not speak of me when you're balls haven't even dropped.
I hear your momster calling and she says its time for bed

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>>43551378
>Not what we're talking about
>Replying to a post about some guy not liking classic rock
Funny you're talking about balls dropping and yet you mention prog rock and synth music, some of the shittiest and most pretentious music genres. Go hug your Bogey.

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>>43550906
>"She's typing so fast! What a master hacker!"
>In reality, Wurm is just mashing random keys and filling the screen with gibberish.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are gay, they like penis.

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>>43551405
I hadn't thought about it that way before, but it makes sense.

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>>43551377
I’m not the tallest that I’m 5’8” but damn these bitches be short.

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>>43551419
Built for breeding.

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>>43551419
Well except for the one at the very end forgot to mention that.

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>>43551396
Classic rock in the context of the meme is stuff like Nirvana, Tom Petty, DIo, Radio head, or in other words 'dad rock'
The beatles, Jefferson, and beach boys are decidedly not dad rock and appealed to an entirely demographic and to an extent I don't really remember the beach boys being rock and Jefferson is hardly rock of any kind. Then again I never listened to them.

All in all while yes the beatles does technically count as rock its not at all what we're talking about and it'd be more accurate to say we're talking about hard rock which is an entirely different genre and defined by bands like Accept who was one of the first of the scene and if you listen to their early albums you can hear the progression from 50/60's rock to progressively harder sounds in their late 60's and 70's rock til they hit their stride in the late 70's and 80's. Hair/glam metal could also count in this listing as 'dad rock' like Motley crue for example.

Like I said, go talk to your momster about it and have her dispel your fears by putting on your favorite nonsensical pop song and feed you nuggies.

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>>43551405
This anon speaks the truth

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>>43551434
Get new material.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how the more haughty arrogant gals would react to a man crying and then crying more because their haughtiness came off as meaness. It would be funny to watch them scramble to comfort the guy

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>>43551486
A bit like this?

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>>43551405
>t.alp

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>>43551476
Tell bands to make good music again

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>>43551494
Can't because even if I told people that country was much better when it was basically a mix of bluegrass and jazz instead of this fucking pop country bullshit or that alternative rock was better when bands actually tried to do their own sounds rather than copying Oasis of whatever they think are the cool kids the record labels won't care.

Sturgill Simpson was right. Do drugs, get higher than a giraffe's balls. Write your magnum opus and peace the fuck out.

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>>43551521
don't even get me started with country. Its actively depressing how shitty its gotten.
At least I enjoy powermetal as well so I have new material too enjoy.

Also reminds me that one of the bands I love, King Diamond, has been rather lack luster in his most recent albums. Its a sad state of affiars as even some of the new bands I enjoyed back in Highschool like the browning started putting h*p h*p and r*p in regularly.
Only bands like Mastadon have been consistently good

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>>43551540
I hear if you blast Mastodon into the ocean at midnight it'll attract the power metal Mersharks.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't seen these two together so i did a quick doodle.

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>>43551550
Play Alestorm while sailing and start an aquatic Mamono party. It doesn't matter if you don't drink, they'll bring their own booze. Just don't ask how they mastered fermentation and distilling while living underwater

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>>43551540
Country died in the 90s, and Country music in general would be considered a war crime in mamano realms due to the women leaving/cheating and moms ran over by damn old trains.

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>>43551705
They also probably wouldn't like older songs since its the same subject matter but also includes things like murder, executions, and all the sadness of the human condition
I'd say Miss.Bogey would have a field day in helping country music listeners but she'd already be overwhelmed the sheer amount of men and boys in need of immediate and desperate help when the portals open.
Maybe they'd start a triage system?

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>>43537322
Post trustworthy monsters.

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>>43551490
>Get incubus powers
>Lift heavier weights every day
And that's how I became super strong in MGE