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43527335 No.43527335 [Reply] [Original]

Why are you so afraid of them?

>> No.43527728

>>43527335
I'm afraid she'll break my heart. Better to be lonely than to commit and get crushed.

>> No.43527770
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43527770

nutting in the undefined

>> No.43528164

I love youkai, but do they love me?

>> No.43528169

>>43527335
Afraid? Nope, i can't be afraid if i fuck them everyday

>> No.43529441

Being a half-youkai is the best. You're immune to both races' diseases.

>> No.43529445

>>43529441
>Live for centuries.
>Magical powers.
>Immune to diseases.
>Youkai don't want to eat you.
>Probably 10/10 genetics from the youkai side.
Literally the master race.

>> No.43529447

>>43528164
Yes.

As food.

>> No.43531142

>>43527335
All of them want to be mothers and demand their partner remains monogamous to them.

>> No.43531170

>>43527335
>>43531142
Old youkai are so scary! I want to enjoy my youth and date a nice human girl, I don't want some domineering powerful old youkai to trick me into an eternal marriage!

>> No.43531302

>>43527335
Scary mikos get angry

>> No.43531993

If youkai are primarily influenced by what humans think of them and that they think of them then it follows that more and more men think of them as sexy or want to breed with them the Youkai population will modify in turn.

>> No.43532000

>>43531993
In english four eyes

>> No.43532019

>>43532000
If everyone thought of Youkai sex Youkai would change a bit to accommodate Youkai sex more.

>> No.43532024

>>43529445
Also you don't run on fear thus won't die if Gensokyo gets destroyed or the Viligers stope believing in you.

>> No.43532047

>>43527770
omg nue is turning into a furry?!?

>> No.43533001

>>43531170
Nice try, Reimu, but I'll continue craving youkai instead

>> No.43533719

>>43527335
I didn't plan on falling in love with the least approachable woman in Gensokyo.

>> No.43533744

>>43533719
Who?
Seija?
Parsee?

>> No.43533757

>>43531170
>eternal marriage!

Ah, but this is my main objective.

>> No.43533784

>>43532019
>>43531993
Literally already the case, why do you think they're all cute or sexy?
To be breed

>> No.43533915
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>>43533744
Right the first time. Is it even possible for a jaku to feel an emotion like love? Any compliment would be met with her foot on my head, my face in the mud, and my wallet absconded with.

>> No.43533939

>>43533915
you could try it the other way if you're disgusted with her

>> No.43533944
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43533944

They don’t deserve love they’re vile creatures

>> No.43534021

>>43533944
Silly Doremy!
Akyuu's a girl!

>> No.43534039

>>43533915
She likes others disliking her so the best you can hope for is a one-sided love where you get to torment you regularly.
The most you can hope for is her mooching off of you for her own gain and throwing you aside for a laugh

>> No.43534210

>>43533944
Fuck you you reimu simp

>> No.43536165
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>>43527335
We need not fear these memetic plagues. Instead, we must put fear into them and bring about their eradication.

>>43533944
Amen. These abominations must be rejected and destroyed.

>> No.43536237

>>43533944
>>43536165
Are you homosexuals?

>> No.43536242

>>43527728
pussy

>> No.43536276

Sorry retard, but human women only for me

>> No.43536280

>>43536237
Says the traitor to humanity. Begone filthy demon fucker! They'd sooner eat you anyway that lay with you.

>> No.43536286

>>43536280
Answer the question.

>> No.43536289

>>43536286
No, I'm not.

>> No.43536323
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>>43536289
Yet your first instinct when entering a thread about cute girls is to post a man.

>> No.43536327
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43536327

Love youkai
Impreg youkai
Gently lay a youkai into the comfy bed
Hold a youkai baby in your arms
Bathe filthy youkai
Pour your love into a youkai's food
Launch youkai into the happiest days of their lives

>> No.43536355

>>43536323
They're not girls, they're horrific monsters in disguise meant to lure you into a false sense of comfort and security before eating your fragging face off.

>> No.43536362

>>43536355
>They're not girls, they're horrific monsters in disguise meant to lure you into a false sense of comfort and security before fulfilling their desire to be loved and inseminated
FTFY

>> No.43536384

>>43536362
You didn't fix it, you only injected LIES into my truth. These abominations will never love you!

>> No.43536404
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>>43536384
Go to bed Reimu, i'm sure you'll eventually trick a man into paying your bills for you.

>> No.43536415

>>43536404
I'm not Reimu. That so called shrine maiden fraternizes with youkai anyway. She's with them.

>> No.43536427
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>>43536355
Their true appearance is unimportant. The fact of the matter is that when confronted with the form of a woman your immediate response is to post men. That is not how a heterosexual man behaves. From this, a conclusion can be drawn about you lying about your sexuality, and this conclusion can then be extrapolated to your statements about the youkai being fabrications as well. Please leave this thread, lying homo-san.

>> No.43536444

>>43536427
Beautiful. This image has ticked all of my boxes. This is going to be a great fap.

>> No.43536451

i just wanted a kogasa thread...

>> No.43536454
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>>43536323
i like all the asocial schizoids with no friends though

>> No.43536455
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>>43536451
Kogasa fate

>> No.43536457
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>>43536451
try harder next time nigga

>> No.43536481
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43536481

Made for marriage.

>> No.43536496

>>43536427
On the contrary it is. You shouldn't fall for their false images that they're putting up. A smart man wouldn't be so readily deceived by these shape-shifting freaks. It isn't called the Land of Illusions for nothing after all. You're falling hard for the chump bait and you will DIE for it. I'm just trying to save you and others from a terrible fate.
Loathe and reject these monsters, kill them where they stand!

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>>43536496
You had alternatives. If you're really concerned about men falling in love with youkai, post a beautiful human woman. Remind them of what they're giving up to pursue a relationship with the youkai. However, I doubt a homosexual man such as yourself has an image beautiful woman saved.

>> No.43536596

>>43533784
Do you think we could reach a terminal velocity moment when youkai become so irresistible to human men there would be no reason to try and pursue a human women?

>> No.43536612

>>43536596
Its the job of any /jp/zie that gets gapped to spread youkai erotica in order to change the fundamental nature of youkai before gappy even realizes what happened, shouldn't be too hard since the outside world can influence things in genoskyo easy enough. Probably just needs a final push

>> No.43536651

>>43536567
I fail to see how showing a beautiful human woman is relevant. Youkai are ugly as they are evil and should be rejected as such. And even if you accept their fake beauty it is again just meant to lure you into a gruesome death at their hands. Why are you so damn eager to die?

>> No.43536666

>>43536612
If this happened the end result would be a race of powerful, resilient and attractive human-youkai people becoming the major race in gensokyo. Hell imagine what would happen if a bunch or even one of them escaped into the human world again. They could probably form an insane and influential cult based around them as the leader.

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43537956

Surprise Kogasa thread!
Post your favourite umbrella!

>> No.43538133
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>>43537956
Sexi with umbrella

>> No.43538198

>>43536454
I am an asocial schizoid with no fiendsr

>> No.43541839

>>43527335
If we don't fear of them they die :(((

>> No.43542395
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>>43536327
Reminder to treat youkai with love and respect!

>> No.43542410

>>43527770
furry gross

>> No.43542577
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>>43529445
Don't listen to this anon mix raced youkai kids have a greatly increased chance of autism,just look at Rinnosuke

>> No.43542589

>>43542577
That's great, more quality posters for /jp/!

>> No.43542644

>>43542577
That's not a problem for the average /jp/sie.

>> No.43543158

>>43536327
total youkai love_

>> No.43543454

>>43527335
A human and youkai couple? Gensokyo has fallen...

>> No.43547030
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>> No.43547037

>>43543454
Billions must pichuun

>> No.43547170

>>43547030
Antagonising one of the extremely few amiable youkai in the setting? One who controls diseases of all things?

Are you sure that's a good move?

>> No.43547171
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43547171

>>43543454
Truly end of civilization.

>> No.43547255

>>43536404
I wouldn’t mind paying Reimu bills, i think she is cute…

>> No.43547345
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43547345

>>43547171
Lord help us, for we have been led astray.

>> No.43548280

>>43547170
>yamame
>amicable

She tried to join the myouren temple just to catch and eat human followers. She is evil and should be erased from existence alongside all other youkaiggers.

>> No.43548665

>>43548280
Didn't she want to eat mentally ill humans for the improved taste? Culling the mentally ill is nice.

>> No.43549084

>>43527335
Humans scare me more than youkai

>> No.43549135
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43549135

>>43549084
Even her?

>> No.43549157

>>43548280
And who would slander her so? Byakuren "I'll outright lie about those who disagree with me while aggrandising my own fairness even though I'm obviously playing favourites to the point that people get hurt" Hijiri?

Even Akyuu, whose JOB it is to demonise youkai, says Yamame can be reasoned with. Her profile states her to be liked by everyone.

>> No.43551351

>>43549157
The more I learn about Hijiri the more I dislike her, which is ironic since its usually the opposite for2hus

>> No.43551369
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>>43527335
I want to marry the oni!

>> No.43551385

>>43551351
Well, it's one thing to dislike a character.
I'd say that Junko and Seija/Seiga are all pretty shitty people.
It's another thing to dislike her as a character; All of them are good characters, and are decently well written given that they are in a bullet hell game not a book.

>> No.43551403

>>43551385
As a character I can't say I dislike her, she serves her role well and adds good variety to the few humans of the setting
I just don't like her character, which is interesting since aside from Seiga the more I learned about Seija and Joon the more I liked their characters even though I don't really care for them

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43551438

I want to marry the moon cripple!

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>>43549135
Why would I be scared of my wife?

>> No.43551507

>>43551477
huge forehead

>> No.43551531
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43551531

Youkai just aren't suited for a domestic life. They become lazy, lose their edge, and get kinda fat. We don't need more Ringos and Lettys. Don't spoil youkai, let them roam free and unhampered.

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>> No.43551543

>>43551531
The blubber has a practical application for Letty. She is a winter spirit and probably doesn't get cold anyways but it's part of her winter aesthetic.

>> No.43551551

>>43551539
How far out of water can she venture?

>> No.43551553
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>>43551531
Sorry, but i'm going to make my youkai wife a lazy pampered girl on par with yuyuko!

>> No.43551573

>>43551539
So does she lay fish eggs or give birth to live young?

>> No.43551615

>>43551553
That's not what youkai are supposed to do! Youkai need to be out there terrorizing humans! And humans need to be out there being terrified of youkai! Don't you see how unnatural this is? It's like putting a bear in a circus!

>> No.43551635
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>>43551615
The sweetest circus around, our little house on the edge of the forest of magic!
I'm gonna make sure all my youkai wife wants to do all day is play, do lovey dovey stuff, sip soda's together at kourindou, and play with her friends before coming home for a delicious dinner and lots of cuddles!
And she WILL be happy!

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>> No.43551642

>>43551615
But I want her to live a happy, normal life!
She'll never have any friends (Who are worth having) unless she can learn to move past her nature!

>> No.43551672

>>43551531
I wouldn't worry, Yuugi already has her shit together. She owns a business that allows her to relax but cares enough about her physical fitness to not let it make her lazy. Then again she's an oni. She probably doesn't have to try nearly as hard as most others to maintain her form.

>> No.43551677

>>43551642
Weak! What point is there in a youkai wife if your intent isn't to descend into monsterdom with her?

>> No.43551692

>>43551677
What, you want both you and your wife to get slaughtered by the armpit miko?

>> No.43551763
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>>43551531
It's such a dastardly way to neutralize the greatest threats in Gensokyo, the only problem is finding those suicidal enough to sacrifice their lifes to be a youkai's servant

>> No.43551776
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>>43551763
Oh, I think you will find a few.
Please lord let me at least try to be Yuuka's husbando, I don't care how many times she nearly kills me, I know there is a beauty hidden within her that I can't live with myself not trying to see

>> No.43551788

>>43551692
Descent into monsterdom doesn't have to be immediate and explosive. In fact, it should be controlled and calculated. There will be no need for anyone to step into your relationship as long as you aren't both out committing mass murder together on day one.

>> No.43551812
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>>43551677
I might fall, but she will rise.
I care more about my time with Rumimi than having the exhibitionist miko come and kill me.
I want to improve her life, show her the reason to live at all.
Do you want to keep her in obliviant squalor?
Would you have her being a mindless automaton, no better than a shark on land for all of time?
Daughterpetwife deserves better than to be relagated to the likes of Cirno.
She deserves to at least catch an infantesimal glimpse at being human, beyond simply having the form of one.
Yeay, she deserves the fruit of knowledge for herself; the knowledge of Evil and also that of Good; For she is derived from mine own teaching, and for her I shall move the heavens.

>> No.43551834

>>43551788
True but you'd also have to abandon the vilalge and never attend a party Reimu is like to attend with your wife. As the build up to becoming a youkai is obvious to her and she'd go out of her way to kill you and your youkai wife. No matter what it'd be a bad end if you make any slip ups during this process.

>> No.43551904

Personally, I am certain that the TRUE FORM of youkai is, indeed, the form they already have. So they really are cute girls and not abominations disguised as them.

>>43551834
>she'd go out of her way to kill you and your youkai wife
Ha, I'd like to see her trying to kill my wife Remi

>> No.43551929
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>>43551904
Remember that according to the kyuun the spell card rules were put in place by Reimu to protect YOUKAI
Not the other way around

>> No.43552088
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>>43551531
I feel aversion to this image because I like a strong Yuuka, and yet it is arousing almost solely due to that aversion... strange.
Anyways, here's a Yuuka.

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>>43552088
That's because you see what should be the greatest danger in Gensokyo reduced to a shadow of her former self. She still has that firepower and strength, but the married life was worn her edge. She won't engage in wanton genocide as a game anymore. She'll just yell at some fairies causing a ruckus instead of annihilate them. Her form has softened from the dinners provided to her by a husband and the lack of constant physical exercise. Now she's willing to dress herself in strange outfits if it will entice the man she loves, something the Yuuka of old would never dream of doing.

This is the danger of mixing youkai with love.

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>>43552303
Thats nothing to say of what the multiple pregnancies and having beloved children has done to her psyche. She's truly become a mother in fussing over her kids, weathering their antics, becoming empathetic, and even playing with them and becoming silly just to see them smile.

The yuuka of only 5 years ago would never believe whats become of her.

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>>43552357
>>43552303
Dear god, what have I done to her...

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>>43552468
Have fun explaining this to Reimu

>> No.43552821

>>43551812
I am sure God will appreciate your efforts to reform a spawn of the adversary and let you into the gates of paradise.

>> No.43552824

Faggot thread by faggots. Many such cases.

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43553089

>>43552468
I must commit sepuku for having defiled such a majestic youkai.

>> No.43553475
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43553475

Don't be mean to your friends now...

>> No.43553654

>>43551385
>Junko is a shitty person
You sound like a moonie

>> No.43554269

>>43549157
>Her profile states her to be liked by everyone
Among the youkai that live underground, yes. Humans do not share that sentiment, not even Reimu and Marisa, who are generally on good terms with youkai.
And Akyuu also says that she doesn't care about not causing trouble for humans, so while she's not as impossible to reason with as Rumia, for instance, it doesn't mean she's all that friendly to humanity, either.
She saw Marisa as prey in 17.5 before she recognized who she was, too, so it's reasonable to assume she's legitimately a threat to normal human beings.

>> No.43554287

>>43554269
>She saw Marisa as prey in 17.5
Her entire character was boiled down to "I'M HUNGRY BAWWW" in that game, and she expresses the same desire toward other, non-human characters too, so I wouldn't take that as indicative. In SA, where she isn't starving (and hasn't been flanderised...), she greets the human heroines rather amiably. Though, of course, the series being what it is, a reason for fighting is promptly found anyway.

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>>43554269
Don't fuck around with her web, and she won't fuck around with you

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>>43551369
Good, good.

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>>43554354
75

>> No.43554620

>>43551812
>Daughterpetwife deserves better than to be relagated to the likes of Cirno.
Rumia wishes she could even be half as relevant and powerful as Cirno.
All she achieved is becoming the ultimate symbol of how Yukari's false youkai "paradise" has achieved nothing for the youkai, and left them as domesticated pets without aim or purpose, living meaningless "lives" and never accomplishing anything.
It's all just playing pretend for the amusement of a bunch of hags, until the system inevitably collapses once people wake up to the truth that none of it actually matters.
Rumia's existence should be about terrorising humanity through their fear of the dark, stalking them and feasting upon their flesh, but now she is so lazy and useless that she can't even be bothered to hunt for victims and just flies around meaninglessly.

Youkai aren't for love, they are for struggling against, something to keep humans on edge and ultimately strengthen them.

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43554825

Okay that's enough guys, it's time to pack it up and leave all of this to me

>> No.43556346
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Why do we all want to make her a wife and mother so badly?

>> No.43556463
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>>43556346
Drawn to perfection.

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>>43556346
She's a very motherly person, so it's weird that she isn't.
Of course, it's all but a matter of time.

>> No.43556490
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>>43556483
It's time

>> No.43556542
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>>43556346
It's just ignorant fools who convinced themselves that a woman with a rotten personality would become a superior mother if they "fix" her, instead of pursuing a woman who would actually make for a good mother and wife.
In fact, I can't think of any youkai who would make for a good mother, and you should really go for gods, hermits, and humans instead.

>> No.43556570
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>>43556542
Humans?
Magicians are close enough in my book.
Why don't you take a peek at Alice my da- da... daycare uh, woman?
She's nice and friendly, she's got a good body, she knows how to take care of herself, really Alice is the perfect girl!
Sure, she's a *little* shy, and she has a habit of retreating back to her dolls, but you just need to coax her out of her shell, anon!
Try it, Alice is perfect wife material!

>> No.43556686

>>43556542
You just posted a youkai

>> No.43556738

>>43556686
Kasen is a human though, what are you talking about?

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>>43556570
I accidentally talked to Alice last week and now she's pounding nails into dolls behind my house every day.
Her mother definitely did not raise her right.
>>43556686
That's a hermit, anon, who yearns for nothing more than to have a sweet and gentle relationship with a man she loves.
Please don't slander her by accusing her of being a filthy youkai.

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>>43556786
Cute Rumimi.

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>>43556859
Take it.

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What would you do in this situation?

>> No.43557046
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I would rather marry the most fashionable, super cute goddess of Hell!

>> No.43557078

>>43557004
Tell them that the one who doesn't kill me deserves my affections more.
And then Yuuka just murders me out of spite

>> No.43557100

>>43557046
It's too exhausting to keep up with all three of them.

>> No.43557296
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>>43557100
Think of the foursomes anon.

>> No.43557328

>>43554354
What investment does the fox have in a union between an oni and a human?

>> No.43557345

>>43557328
third wheelin'

>> No.43557383

>>43557328
The more humans marry youkai of any sort, the more humans (and half-youkai) there will be willing to marry youkai in future generations, when she has like 70 children she needs to marry off
It's generational strategy

>> No.43557520

>>43557383
Now that's a long game!

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>>43556786
>i will never get to impregnate a cute youkai girl
>i will never get to raise our half youkai kids
>i will never get to grow old and die with her by my side
WHY DO I EVEN LIVE THIS LIFE IS NOT WORTH IT

>> No.43557554

>>43557540
>planning on dying instead of cheating death through supernatural means

>> No.43557652
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>i will impregnate a cute youkai girl
>i will raise our half youkai kids
>i will never grow old
>i will live forever with her by my side
I WILL LIVE FOREVER THIS LIFE IS WORTH IT

>> No.43557794

>>43557652
Now we're talking.

>> No.43557874
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>you will impregnate a cute divine spirit
>you will raise your demispirit kids
>you will never grow old
>you will live forever with her by your side
YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT

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youkai love is youkai life
one day i hope for a youkai wife

>> No.43557921
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Hello? Why would you marry a lowly youkai when you could have a pure and loving literal goddess wife? Prime and fertile and ready for marriage! Make demigods!

>> No.43558093

>>43532019
So if I thought Satori ought to have a hourglass bombshell body she’d get one before the day is over with?

>> No.43558115

>>43557874
Junko love.

>> No.43558239
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Impregnate the Remi

>> No.43558242

>>43558239
Can she even get pregnant since she’s undead?

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>>43557296
That's the part that scares me the most, anon.
There's only one of me and three of her; it's impossible to keep pace and the whole thing just turns into torture by the end.
She truly is a hell goddess. It's too much for mere mortals to handle.

>> No.43558288

>>43558248
Getting stuck in an eternal hell of pleasure with the Hecatias! Getting wrung dry every night and lovingly coaxed back into wakefulness every morning!

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>>43558239
ANON!!!!!!!
What would sakuya think!

>> No.43558361

>>43558339
Get her pregnant too just in case.

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>>43558361
Might as well get the librarian (and her assistant), gatekeeper and little sister pregnant as well

>> No.43558388

>>43558382
If you get everyone in the mansion pregnant then Sakuya can’t get mad.

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>>43557874
Exterminating moonies with your divine spirit wife!

>> No.43558974

>>43558739
Junko love!

>> No.43558995

>>43558739
Junko love!
Total Moonie Death!

>> No.43559416

Hus who’d have the worst mood swings when pregnant. Name them. I can think of Junko and Yukari.

>> No.43559548

>>43559416
The scary part is that it affects every woman differently, so you can't be sure. An intense hu like Junko might actually mellow out, aside from a few cravings, while a super docile one like Daiyousei or Aunn might go completely off the fucking rails. You never know until you take the plunge.

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>>43556542

Akyuu sat in her darkened room as she scowled at her screen, the light from it highlighting her face. Each day, it seemed liked there were more and more youkai fuckers appearing, forcing her to gallantly combat them in on internet. It was a serious problem! If men wanted to marry youkai, it meant they didn't fear them, and if they didn't fear youkai the fragile system that held Gensokyo together might fall apart! But that wasn't even all of it, men consorting with youkai would create half breeds! She bit her finger at the thought of such disgusting things. Not only would this blur the line between human and youkai,it would be disastrous for the human's gene pool! Pure-blooded human relationships would die out! Why, there might not even be a Hieda family for her to be born into for her next incarnation at this rate! Thus, she had to spend her nights shitposting to advert such a disaster. It had nothing to do with the fact that her sex life was a bit.....lacking this time around. Only pure and righteous motivations for her!

Then, she saw it, a chance to correct these poor unfortunate men back on the right path. In a flash, her perfect memory allowed her to recall hundreds of slurs and crime statistics against youkai. Her fingers moved towards the keyboard to begin an assault that would rock the heavens. But then she pauses. Last time she did this, the jannies banned her for a whole week. She couldn't risk this, she needed a more subtle approach. She typed out a politely worded message, simply stating the truth that youkai would make for terrible partners and could not be fixed and they should go for humans instead. Good, but people were catching on that it was her posting these messages. If they knew she made this post, they would tell her to have sex, and she had no argument to that! Then, the solutions came into her mind. She added that hermits and gods would make for good mothers are well, perfectly covering her tracks. Truly a deception worthy of the Child of Miare! She submitted her post and waited for as (You)s to come in as more and more youkai fucking posts appeared in the thread. It was going to be a long night for her.

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>>43558382
The mad lad.

>> No.43559600

>>43559548
That’s a good point. I still think with Yukari she’d probably take the super sensitive melancholy path.

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Would loving marriage, pregnancy, and motherhood fix her?

>> No.43559669

>>43559624
Nothing can fix the Chinese creature

>> No.43559673

>>43559624
She already did that, and she still deserted her family and went on to become some corpse stealing degenerate.

>> No.43560088

>>43556542
I never got the people who want to "fix" their prospective wives. Why go for a youkai wife if you are going to try to erase as much of the youkai aspect as possible? Just go for a human wife if you can't handle their monstrous habits.

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>> No.43560120

>>43560105
I will not sex the sex fox.

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>>43560120
dangerously fertile

>> No.43560179

>>43560151
Japan could solve its population issues overnight if they simply released these foxes all over urban areas.

>> No.43560286

>>43556542
Kasen does not respect the word "no". She is not good wife material.

>> No.43560296

>>43560286
Gensokyo does not have any laws about marital rape. You do not have the right not to consent to your loving hermit wife.

>> No.43560405

>>43557921
Such desperation...

>> No.43560470

>>43559568
Would sex mellow Akyuu out? Or would she immediately start posting online about how her human pussy was so superior to a youkai's and you can't help but wonder why you allowed her to put the computer next to her bed?

>> No.43560494

>>43560470
Human pussy is inherently inferior to a youkai's majestic cunt. One is the simple breeding meathole of a mortal, while the other is a perfectly honed, predatory organ, designed specifically to take hold of a human male, wring him dry, end his pure human bloodline, and never let him go.

>> No.43560627

>>43560296
Marital rape isn't even real

>> No.43560960

>>43560286
Having an owner is also fine. It's merely our strong bond of trust.

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>>43560494
If youkai pussy is so great, why are they all desperate old spinsters unable to lose their visibility, while human girls manage to successfully marry and breed every generation?
Face it, the evil old hags and their dried up cunts are simply inferior to the lovely personalities and sexual prowess of human girls like Kosuzu, Sekibanki, and Miyoi.

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>>43562373
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MIYOIIIIII GOD GRACE ME WITH MIYOIII PLEASEEEE I BEGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.43563192

>>43562373
Sekibanki I'm suspicious of if...

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>>43563192
You are?

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I'm marrying Mokou

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>>43543454
it's over

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>>43564255
>It's Mokover
But it isn't!
Mokou is a human! A hourai'd human, but a human nonetheless! All women in Gensokyo can shoot fire from their hands if they really want to!
Go and getter, champ!

>> No.43564293

>>43559568
There are many stories about youkai breeding with humans, there is no way that the people in the Human Village don't have at little bit of youkai blood in them

>> No.43564305
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So would the kid be a half human/half half ghost?

>> No.43564326

>>43564305
1/4 phantom 3/4 human
unless maybe her other half can get pregnant too

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>>43564326
Myon isn't 1/2 ghost and 1/2 human, she's a half-human half ghost!
Her human husband would sire a half human half-half human half-ghost !
Simple!

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>>43564284
I love mokou...

>> No.43564484

>>43527770
Would.

>> No.43564494
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*meep meep*
"Hi Anon, this is my boyfriend Ace Thruster. He's so handsome, tall and cool. We're going on a date, bye"

>> No.43564582

>>43564494
You can't fool me, that Ace Thruster has pink hair, a smug look, that's just Satori! Why are you trying to fool people into thinking Satori is your boyfriend? You could do so much better. Like Akyuu! She's young, cute, and a human! You could pay her to pretend to be your boyfriend!

>> No.43564594

>>43564494
Ace Thruster also has a pipe bomb in his mailbox!

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>>43564494
WTF how can I compete?
To make matters worse Satori is probably reading my mind and laughing at me!

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>>43564614
There is one way!

>> No.43564643

>>43564624
Remilia is going to kill Satori and take Ace Thruster for herself?

>> No.43564691

Is it true that Remmy is the only thing keeping the male population from mass rape and forced marriage at an industrial scale by yokai hands?

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Mountain hag love

>> No.43564694

>>43553475
I like how the english wikipedia page for kappas has multi-century old monster rape hentai

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>>43564494
Oh yeah!? Well when you get back your cat is going to be pregnant!

>> No.43564706
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Marry these nice young maidens! Do it now!

>> No.43564737

>>43564706
Okay I will.

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she's very persuasive

>> No.43564768
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Notes on youkai pregnancies:
-thanks to their supernatural bodies they regain their pre-pregnancy bodies immediately after giving birth (with the exception of larger milk filled breasts)
-there is a 99% chance the offspring will be female (Rinnosuke is a rare occurrence)

>> No.43564773

>>43564754
She's a manipulative jerk.
I'd rather have goat or the horse.

>> No.43564774

>>43564691
Don't tell Yukari I told you this...
But I heard from a very veryyyy reliable source that the sages have been magic in the water to turn the youkai gay!
Its the only reason that the human village isn't the half-youkai village!
You gotta warn the others, Yukari's wrinkly hands are alrea-

>> No.43564783

>>43564754
If she wanted you, you couldn't escape. You'd end up hitched, no way around it.

>> No.43564792

>>43559568
this is peak writefag. i need more of these.

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>>43564705
too late

>> No.43564809
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If you help her get over her PTSD she would unironically be a good wife

>> No.43564810

>>43564692
Nemuno is very underrated. Sure, she isn't that strong, but she'd be a very good wife and mother!

>> No.43564815

>>43564810
Isn't she canonically the adopted mother of Kintoki?

>> No.43564822

>>43559568
Made me smile

>> No.43564829
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one of gensokyos most eligible bachelorettes

>> No.43564852

>>43564829
She's a devil stuck in a dead-end wagie job, anon... not wife material...

>> No.43565052

>>43564852
i will provide for her!

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>>43564852
Is the librarian's assistant a sinecure?

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>>43564829
Good wife

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>> No.43565099

>>43564754
>>43564773
>>43564783
Remember, there is a way to escape Yachie! Have the music go "bah", that'll slow her down!

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>>43565099
That so?

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>>43556542
>I can't think of any youkai who would make for a good mother
Remi would make the best wife and mom, you're just jelly

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>>43556542
Sorry Akyuu, but me and my wife are starting a family and there is nothing you can do to stop us.
I invited you to the wedding, and you didn't show up, but I know you received it, so don't pretend that you don't know this is happening!

Yuukarin might not like me saying this, but deep down she is the most caring, loving and gentle person you could ever imagine. She and I will have at least six kids, in order to make sure that all of Gensokyo can be cared for like she does her garden. There won't be a nook or cranny anywhere that will escape the green haired mob of youngsters!

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>>43565278
Yuukarin is best wife and mother

>> No.43565372

>>43564768
I can't believe Wriggle wasn't actually a man.

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>>43565372
H-hey now.

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>>43565225
The mistress would be a great wife... as for mother... well at least Sakuya is around to handle some of it.

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I want to plant my seed in fertile autumn fields!

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43567378

Mousewife

>> No.43567382

>>43567378
more like....

>> No.43567856
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43567856

Love my hard working wife

>> No.43567947

>>43567856
You wife is super dumb and stupid, dumb mountain monkey she was clearly too dumb to know how to operate real machinery so they just larp with their dumb fucking airsoft guns fucking bitchof all the youkai you could choose you chose that one? dumb bitch

>> No.43567976

>>43567947
t. river rat

>> No.43568085

>>43556542
That's fine by me. I think children are a bummer and don't want any anyways. My ideal married life is one that is just spent with my wife where I enable the bad habits that drew me to her in the first place.

>> No.43568120

>>43567976
Shut the fuck up you're clearly retarded if you think for even a second a lanky useless monkey is even remotely decent as wife material, she probably smells of dirt and dead animals from running around all fucking day outside. You don't even have to be a kappa to tell that they're obviously the real superior youkai of the mountain in comparison. They just can't compare in the fucking slightest to a real proper youkai. God I fucking hate those animals.

>> No.43568140

>>43568120
Must be nice that kappa are so good with useless little gadgets, huh? Maybe they can make some to fuck themselves while the yamawaro all find themselves nice human husbands?

>> No.43568201

>>43568140
Must be nice that dumb yamawaro losers do nothing but jerk themselves off all day about how epic their larp dumb bullshit is they all reek especially that green bitch and first of all what kappa make are not useless they are objectively the best ivnetnions in gensokyo (this is a fact that many will atest to) and secondly these are not little don't fucking belittle my inventions, they are grand in scale and only some could be called little and only in terms of physical size not value (something dumb mountain monkeys or their braindead underlings don't understand is that size isn't everything, a big useless pile of fat and junk is just that). why don't you tell me what possible fucking good yamawaro might lead to? I bet any braindead idiot who made the mistake of marrying one would very quickly find out how dumb they are and probably get shot because they're too stupid to do anything else fuck off you know kappas are the actual friends of humanity right? yamawaro have never done anything like kappa have, so the fact you're sticking your neck out for them is fucking rich they would never do the same for you, where kappa have proven time and time again to be loyal and dependable friends to humanity think about that next time

>> No.43568243

>>43568201
lol
lmao
why don't you step away from the computer for a second and spend some quality time with your husband, riverbitch?
oh wait

>> No.43568255

>>43568243
fuck off fuck off I'm not a kappa but any human boy who managed to swoon nitori would be so fucking lucky and would be the happiest boy in the world much happier than any dumb dumb fucking idiot retard idiot braindead idiot who decided to date a mountain monkey anyone can see that no matter if you're a kappa or a human fuck off you don't know anything you're talking about fuck you

>> No.43568280
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43568280

>>43568255

>> No.43568842
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43568842

I love my kappa wife.

>> No.43569513

>>43568255
>>43568842
Kiss. She needs to lose the virgin rage...

>> No.43571963
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43571963

Would she make a good wife? Or is she too married to her job?

>> No.43572079

>>43571963
heavens no

>> No.43572399
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43572399

The most wifeable youkai

>> No.43572466
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43572466

>>43571963

>> No.43572535

Why would anyone want to marry some old youkai hag when Sakuya is available?
Just look at how diligent and elegant she is; she would be perfect wife material for a virile human stud.
Go on anon, just marry her and ensure the Izayoi bloodline continues. All you have to do is nut inside of her a couple times and you'll be rewarded with the ideal wife.

>> No.43572567

>>43572535
I want to resist but I can't
Sakuya is too good a wife

>> No.43572614
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43572614

>>43572535
Rather presumptuous of you to just assume she isn't an old hag herself anon.
Those time manipulation powers aren't just for show.

>> No.43572635

>>43572614
She's clearly a young adult of prime marrying age, anon.
Just give up. It is your fate to fuck my maid and give her children. You will never be able to escape it.

>> No.43572655

>>43572635
>fuck my maid
Remi get off the internet

>> No.43572681
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43572681

>>43572635
I'm calling your bluff Remi.
My REAL wife whom I love with all my heart and I will roll into your house like the German army did Paris in 1940.
You will not be able to defeat the small legion of adorable half-youkai children firing their first proper set of giant lasers at your staff.

>> No.43574837

>>43572399
Too fat.

>> No.43574997
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43574997

How do you respond????

>> No.43575093

>>43574997
No way, fag!

>> No.43575103

>>43574997
N-no I'm not a lolicon!
I'm not a lolicon and you have no proof!
I DON'T PUT MY PENIS IN LITTLE GIRLS!

>> No.43575182

>>43564305
human, ghost or half-human half-ghost (most commonly)

>> No.43575190
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43575190

>>43575093
>>43575103
Remi's master plan... It failed?!

>> No.43575201
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43575201

>>43575190
Why, does she want to be cucked?

>> No.43575219

>>43575201
The sooner she can get Flan laid and pregnant the sooner Flan can stop mooching off her and become a respectable member of society

>> No.43575230

>>43575190
Now what is her next step on her master plan?

>> No.43575248
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43575248

>>43575230
Enjoying a nice sprite(tm) cranberry

>> No.43575387

>>43575248
Whats the original context of this one?

>> No.43575402
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43575402

>>43575387
She wanted a to play a fast-paced tactical shooter with her buddies.

>> No.43576769

>>43564706
i want to mating press yukari

>> No.43577682

>>43571963
Of course

..trust me

>> No.43578090
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43578090

"Pardon the interruption, I was just in the area and I thought I would check in on you. I feel like it's part of my duties to make sure all newcomers feel welcome here. How have things been for you? Mhhh, good, good. I'm glad you're adjusting and enjoying yourself. You'll be fully part of this village in no time. So what's next for you then? Maybe you'll find a nice girl in the village and get close to her?"

"Oh, don't be so shy. I'm just encouraging you to put yourself out there. Why? It'll be good for you. We're a small community here. It's always good to see new families started. I suppose I am being a little direct, but I feel like it's needed due to some recent events. Some men have been. *ahem* "trying to sow their seeds" outside the village with youkai recently, so I thought it would be best to help you. They're dangerous creatures so don't be fooled by their appearances. Take the man that actually married the infamous Kazami Yuuka and had the gall to invite me to their shame of a wedding. No doubt we'll be finding pieces of him scattered around soon enough once she's gotten what she wants out of him"

"Don't give me that sort of look, I'm being serious here. This is a serious problem and I don't want any other Outsiders causing issues, understand? You're not getting any younger, so it's best to start looking for a wife right away before you're too old. I'll even put the word out that you're available, does that sound good to you? I'm doing it anyway. I'm expecting you to make a great family man. Remember, only human women. Goodbye"

>> No.43578109

>>43578090
oh, there are "pieces" of me everywhere Akyuu.
I've been "devoured"!

>> No.43579759

>>43574997
But I want to fuck you

>> No.43580150

>>43578090
"So what you're saying is that you'd introduce me to the Hakurei shrine maiden?"

>> No.43580293

>>43578090
>No doubt we'll be finding pieces of him scattered around soon enough once she's gotten what she wants out of him
A happy eternal marriage, love and happiness, and at least 4 children?

>> No.43580317
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43580317

>>43580293
Imagine all the little Yuukas running around

>> No.43580322
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43580322

>>43575402
The source version right remi?

>> No.43580423

>>43575402
Which 2hu would both make a good wife and plays Tarkov?

>> No.43580441

>>43580423
Define 'good wife'

>> No.43580807
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43580807

>>43528164
They love you as a femdom toy and mana tank

>> No.43580852
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43580852

>>43580423
Gengetsu.
The racist 2hu.

>> No.43580886
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43580886

>>43578090
Getting bullied into marrying a human by Akyuu and her cronies!
Settling for Sumireko!
Marrying her and taking responsibility!
Getting stolen away from her by a youkai anyways!

>> No.43580902

>>43580886
Why would marry the lewd exhibitionist girl who probably smells bad?

>> No.43581009

>>43578090
I'm not going to marry anyone!

>> No.43581286
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43581286

>>43581009
You don't have a choice in the matter

>> No.43581305

>>43581286
>Death!
Oh no!
>By snu-snu!
Okay.
>Or live with Yuuka (Forced snu-snu until death)
Take me now lord.

>> No.43581457

>>43572399
Not fat enough.

>> No.43582152

Every anon in this thread will now be sentenced to DEATH.... by snu-snu!

>> No.43582173
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43582173

I don't want a youkai. I don't want death by snu-snu.

>> No.43582449

>>43580807
and I wouldn't have it any other way!

>> No.43582497

>>43582173
You want to be shot by Hou Yi?

>> No.43583826
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>> No.43584463
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43584463

>>43583826

>> No.43584548

>>43583826
Rejecting Satori's drunken advances at the speed of thought! Making her watch me vividly fantasize about fucking Orin silly every which way! Acting innocent when she runs away in drunken tears!

>> No.43584630

>>43531142
But anon... monogamy is the only proper way to have a relationship...

>> No.43587047

>>43584463
Pregtori.

>> No.43587821

>>43584630
By allah he doesn't know you can take up to 4 wives!
Such foolishness!

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>> No.43590723
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43590723

Somebody needs to marry the gatekeeper before the maid steals her

>> No.43590735
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43590735

>>43588709
Birb wife is life
Birb wife is love

>> No.43590910
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43590910

>>43590723
Already covered that, now the maid can't steal her from her rightful anonhusband

>> No.43593180
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43593180

>>43574997
I was going to anyway.

>> No.43593410

>>43574997
What is sex with Flan like? I can only imagine
it always ends up as a reverse gangrape once she pulls out Four of a Kind.

>> No.43593452

>>43593410
If my research is anything to go by, that is indeed what happens.

>> No.43593477 [DELETED] 
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43593477

>>43593410
You're not wrong.

>> No.43593576

>>43593477
Is that?

>> No.43593591

>>43593576
Yeah.

>> No.43593600
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43593600

>>43593591
A dangerous game.

>> No.43593611
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43593611

>>43593600
I already posted a flan that will get me banned, what's one more?

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43593619

>>43593477
>>43593600
Nice digits mate I'd say to post more.

>> No.43593626

If anon got turned into a youkai would they marry a /jp/ anon?

>> No.43593629 [DELETED] 
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43593629

More Flan sex!

>> No.43593877

https://files.catbox.moe/n1ew9o.png
Not really related, but /h/ banning loli is fucking lame, that's like 80% of touhou hentai

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43593924

>>43593877
>catbox
Just post it.

>> No.43593953

>>43593924
I would if hiromoot would raise the archaic filesize limit

>> No.43594229

>>43593477
who made this and where can I get more?

>> No.43599756

>>43593877
Why asian artists have the hus fug swarthy men?

>> No.43600102

>>43599756
Japs can tan you fool. Stop looking at things through the mentally ill american lens, they don't give a shit about any of that stuff.
>>43594229
aoihitsuji
you figure it out, i believe in you coomer-san

>> No.43600161

>>43599756
contrast, it's a hentai thing since most h manga is black and white. like the other guy said, don't overthink it.

>> No.43601146

>>43593953
Small indie website prease understandu

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43602155

>>43564494

>> No.43602182

>>43602155
I hope they got married first.

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