monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

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[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504974
I bet you could get a discounted rate if you commissioned an artist to draw air.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43504979
I appreciate it, but i don't want to see this in drawn form. I would be upset if that happened. It would kill the mystery and imagination or the experience. Best to keep it in written form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504979
>responding to a scatposter

[Anonymous No.]

i love tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505093
If you love tais so much why dont you marry one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505122
i did

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505132
That's nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505143
it is a very nice tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505093
>Anon post on 4mon about how he likes tails
>Thread derails into posting tailpics

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505164
I hope you're happy with your tail

[Anonymous No.]

I've broken out the cage my Lich abductor kept me in. Time to escape her crypt and get back to civilization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505174
No, go back into the crypt and cuddle her. She's lonely without you. Have you seen what a lonely lich can do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505201
No way man, she wants to use me like a lab rat for experiments that involve raping me, I'm getting out of here. I don't want to be a Liches human slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505093
I only accept MEATY tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505169
>It's another tails vs horns thread
>947 replies, 300 images

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505297
I wanna go in there and rate all of them.
I wanna rate a dragon 10/10 and have her go super narcissistic over it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505285
i too live for the meaty

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'd faint if a large Jinko approached me and tried to start a conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505285
>Visible and audible thud when it hits the floor
That’s that good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505285
What has this Dragon been eating that it's tail got so far?

[Anonymous No.]

Post thicc salamander tails!

[Anonymous No.]

The World Ero...Economic Forum would like to remind everyone that cohabitation is good for climate. Use the official MGC matchmaking service today to find your living partner and live a more sustainable life.
Any male living alone for extended period of time will be administratively assigned a roommate based on their browsing history.

[Anonymous No.]

Kamaitachis are best girl(s)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505660
>based on their browsing history.
looks like i'm getting ELF'D

[Anonymous No.]

SHOG TIME NEVER ENDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505690
>treehugger roommate
You WILL sort your trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505660
I'll never live under such tyranny!
Perma virgins rise up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505725
i only wanted to see how can i protect the environment and help stop the pollution a bit and camping in the wild
but it's too late me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505660
Thank you WEF. Very cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505660
But I don't have space for a second bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505799
>Why You Should Share Your Bed To Save Living Space And The Climate
someone please draw mamono in that hideous corpo art style

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505660
>>43505799
Fuck it no bed, save the space and sleep on your slime. Comfier than any memory foam, temperature regulated, ergonomic, relieves back pain, no need for sheets, lives off your cum and sweat, I could go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505297
>Someone posts a picture where her tail and Horna are both visible
>Reply to it saying I like girls who have both
Who /devilish/ here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504952
Jealous Human girls be like...

[Anonymous No.]

Raccoon girls are cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505690
>>43505784
Shhh, no more words, only you and elf now...

[Anonymous No.]

how the hell do slime girls get tattoos

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504974
here's your tanuki breath bro hope you like it extra fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506179
They stick a piece of waxed paper on themselves and hope it doesn't fall off.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43506196
Sorry, I don't do furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505869
They also can't get pregnant by normal means so that's a plus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506349
>plus
No

[Anonymous No.]

next pic is gonna be a bogie on her motor unicycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506276
ok but describe that girl's breath anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506356
It is a plus. You don't want a ton of slime kids crawling around and gooping up the place, trust me.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43506369
Sorry, no.

[Breathfag No.]

Is there any confirmation that lizardman and salamanders tails can detach and grow back?
Or is this just some headcanon some anons hold to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506390
sounds like you aren't a real breathfag then.
hers would smell more animalistic than the others. A hint of sweetness, a lot of "raw" smells, somewhat like the smell of frying bacon; fatty and delicious, even if you know it's bad for you. Something you'd like to have when you wake up in the morning.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43506444
I don't like all breaths mind you.
Succs and all their subspecies are a no. Foxes are a no. Mushrooms are a no. Slimes and other girls that lack the biology are a no for obvious reasons; they lack breath. Furries and all their variants are also a no.

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>>43506466
succ breath in general is a massive dose of aphrodisiac. well, pretty much all mamono breath is one, but succs have a higher concentration.
shroom breath will have you tripping balls, and emptying your balls.
slimes depend on their composition, generally being a stronger version of their normal smell.
git gud

[Anonymous No.]

>half of the thread is breathtroon and a furfag talking to eachother
This is what you get when you "just accept it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506497
R&I, this has proven to work and namefag's shitposts do get removed sometimes. Eventually they'll ban this idiot, just keep at it.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43506489
I don't trust succs. Not worth sniffing. You also don't know which succ could be an alp, and that's a major concern. Hard no on sniffing alp breath.
I don't want to get high at all, especially from a mushroom girl. Not worth sniffing
Slimes are just garbage (shogs are okay though). Still no breath to sniff.

[Anonymous No.]

i fucking hate you guys. most of these threads are constant faggy bickering. Screw you guys, i'm fucking my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

White men fuck dog girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506530
The world would be a better place if everyone went for their wives when they're frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506564
>mamono shitpost on 4chan to frustrate their husbands and make them fuck them more often

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506564
why of course! meiya makes the best cookies :)

[Anonymous No.]

Here is your government appointed gf, bro

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506618
This looks really good. What's the source? Leaving her scent gave nothing when I searched for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506618
oh no?
also
>fakku
fuck jewcob

[Anonymous No.]

I'd enjoy the feeling of her stepping on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

The holstaur mino alliance doesn't want you to know this, but most milkshakes actually come from harpies, just think about it. With all their time spent flying in high elevations and how often their titties jump around during their flight, their titties are in the perfect environment to generate naturally occurring milkshakes. Only a frost minotaur could compare to this phenomenon, but they don't usually like to be milked by anything that isn't their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504952
Reality Check!

Do not think or believe the entertainment industry in monstergirl lands is all love, sunshine and rainbows. Because even in monstergirl lands the entertainment industry is evil, toxic and just plain vile and full of abuse, drama and generally unwholesome stuff! Haven't you watched Oshi No Ko!? Realistic anime that shows everyone the vile evils of the entertainment and idol industry, and the monstergirl version is no better! Monster idols better be careful not to get stabbed in front of their kids by deranged fans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506677
have you ever had an undergrounder, where do you think it comes from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506682
I only watch oni no ko
much better show

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506682
Just because your favorite idol group isn't popular doesn't mean its because the industry is toxic bakanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506618
>Government sponsored matchmaking

False! Unrealistic! Lies! What will really happen is new found wars, racism, race wars and race crimes and racially motivated pogroms everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506698
nah don't worry about it, all those psychotic old people in government got FLAYER'D so now instead of subverting their own people and being in creepy cults they actually want to do good things

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506698
nice monster girl image, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506704
she's clearly a succ in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

[Breathfag No.]

>>43506551
The best doggos are the servile ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506618
My name is not Shantarou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506703
i think we can keep the weird sex cults (with a few alterations)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506713
The best kind of monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504952
Dear Cursed Sword,
Please do not rape me.
Yours truly,
Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506816
cursed letter opener really appreciates having envelopes to open

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506816
Okay, but you have to do something else with her then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506816
>Yours truly
If you were hers truly she wouldn't need to rape you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505674
All weasels are good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>go on holiday to the kingdom of the cats
>get offered a free complementary gift basket
>as you leave someone shouts that you've stolen something
>look in your basket, find a purse.
>get dragged before the sheriffs of the find kingdom
>She says as its your first offense she;ll let you off lightly if you show repentance
>she holds out her paw and tells you to kiss it
>you do so
>then she screams it was a double test and you are are too presumptuous to think you are allowed to touch her
>your punishment is getting milked

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>>43504952

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>>43506804
Demons are the best MGE MG. Fight me those who say otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506926
they don't seem all that unique. give we a weirdo like barometz

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506926
*sorry, I meant to type lilims.

[Breathfag No.]

>Kiki's face when you tell her you want to promote her from maid to wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506938
This is the white Lilim from the demo right. What's up with those black ear things on top of her head. Are they a crown or 2nd set of ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506938
>horns shaped like ears
kinda cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506936
Their looks plus what they can do that makes them good in my eyes. They can be put into any role and likely excel, you can have OL demon, general demon, contract enforcer demon, contract creator demon, housewife demon. It's endless. You could import them into any setting or story you want. It's why I love Danuki too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506952
Find out in the 2024 update

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506948
>kiki's face when you say this means you'll be taking over half of the household duties

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506497
Maybe another site is more your speed.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43506969
There's always a tradeoff. In this case, less household duties in exchange for copious amounts of lovemaking and children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506974
Wrong. Breathfag and irishfurshit need to be banned.

>>43506964
Kek. But seriously, what do you think they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506948
and no more of that stupid master-servant roleplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506984
I think you need to stop complaining things that are slightly out of your comfort range.

[Guy who says "No" that you should recognize whenever he posts anything else No.]

>>43506974
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506974
>>43506993
You forgot to put your name on faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506993
No. They need to be banned for being annoying. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507003
Why. Can we add mommy fetish to that too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506969
>kiki when the dog turns into a cu sith and starts cleaning too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507012
>deflecting
Pathetic. Just fuck off to /v/ or whatever dump you tards come from.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop arguing with bad faith actors. Report the shit posters and don't reply to trolls trying to defend them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506969
Hfw you say that as a busy Waifu with kiki-daughters she'll need to hire a meaido

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506842
It's a way to close a letter, not a declaration of ownership.

[Anonymous No.]

When did screeching become so common here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507037
She doesn't see it that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507038
Since everyone here got their Fauci ouchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507035
Hfy the Meido Academy sends a Shogg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507053
Hfy Mashtah says they have to cooperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507077
>dark skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506362
so like Kirby's Air Ride wheel? sounds dope.

[Anonymous No.]

JE HAIS LE SUPPORT JE HAIS L'ANTI CHRIST JE HAIS LE SUPPORT JE HAIS L'ANTI CHRIST. Need kiki when I come back home...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507077
I headcanon a suitable arrangement is the Maido gets one day off a week... *gets off one day a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507081
that isn't dark skin are you retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507085
yup, gonna lave a long back and exhaust, only makes sense they would ride around on either a unicycle or a really tiny motorcycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507081
Nah, I'm Anglo back to at least the Domesday Book and I tan like that.
>pale Slav kiki arse will be a hot contrast when she rides my BWC

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507104
He's baiting. I'd bet he's also the guy screeching about reports and bringing up ireland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507112
>screeching
Every time I've seen someone use this word, they were one of retards crying about gatekeeping. In short: fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507081
Are you kidding? Put me under the sun and have the same tane. Keep me indoor and I'm white. You're just trying to start dumb shit. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507099
Jeez, retard, those berets are pink not blue.
Get Dr U.Nicorn to test your color-blindness

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507077
Kiki is giving Anon-Mashtah an expert Maido Academy HJ
Hfy she realizes Shogg is making an actual hand-pussy over the tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507099
>MGCPD Chief Negotiator Jinko
>"We got another one. Calm down, Mr.Anon, spiritual help is on the way"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507112
Im guessing Reeeetard hasnt been let out of his mum's basement during daylight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507123
>>43507171
Give me a kiki with big fluffy ears who can make delicious ratatouille and a break from work or consequences

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505939
who's the horned lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507202
this girl makes better ratatouille though.
there was a documentary about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507210
Your mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507221
I can't think of that movie without thinking of THAT image

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507225
>anon wanders into the wonderland and gets foreverially delitized
>and loves it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507221
>Non fluffy tail
>Non fluffy ears
No mice's, kiki now.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder Kiki’s are actually quite magical so be warned to not piss them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507258
I don't think that's magic anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507286
>tfw your kiki bakusha heard that you were getting bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your bicorn tutor teaches all about how to get women
>Even giving you your first target, Your math teacher, Ms. Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507313
>"oooh you wanna bang this old woman, boy?"
>"then let's not waste time <3"
I hate how mamono make everything too easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507326
>Ms. demon is at first in disbeilfe tyhat in all her 3000 years withou love.
>her student of all people, is coming onto her
>Its subtle, a little smile here, a bit of flirting there when he answers a question
>Somehow knows just what to say to get her hasing but not enough to get her into raping him
Ms.bicorn sure loves to see anon playing chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507286
Kiki slavic magic "Kebab-ra Kadaver-a"
Gets Anon's whole village ethnically clean
Then cooks peirogis and borscht

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507258
Molest the hot little Kiki maid with the up ears... * with up the arse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507403
Because Anon walks into the kitchen to see his frustrated Kiki 'polishing the table'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507423
She knows the punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507391
>polish kiki: wholesome homely meals but wants you to go to church at least every Sunday.
>czech kiki: serves you beer and doesn't care about religion
>ukrainian kiki: loves P'orcs and wants you to have some around or hates them with passion
>balkan kiki: likes to play accordion for unexplained reasons. Also has some past she doesn't want to talk about

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507391
>Anon finds an idyllic rustic village of horny Kikis
>No sith, no Alp, no Schog, no stinkbreath Danuki
>just don't ask her, just enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507476
If I do ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you find yourself in the dancing kiki village
>and they dance more fervently the moment they see you at the gate of the small village

[Anonymous No.]

im going to find the sealed village of bogies and unleash them upon the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507507
What's playing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507476
I want to participate in the "ethnic cleansing" how do I apply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507544
kiki songs and church music

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504952

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506922
Night Gaunt-chan kawaii & sekkussy!
Most underappreciated chaos species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507544
Venus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507546
You got to marry a sith and breed her so everyone else has something to cleanse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507469
My portal dream is a little !notCzechia Kiki village
>hot Kiki
>warm Piroshkis
>cold Urquells
>go shoot my CZs innawoods all day
>fuck my Kiki waifu innapussy all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507546
Well, first you doxx a Breathfag, then...

[Anonymous No.]

>Welcome to the land of the elves. I will be your guide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507500
Only thing hotter than a Kiki riding cowgirl with unbroken eye-contact is Kiki riding cowgirl with a thousand-metre stare.
>fucking to the rhythm of an unseen accordion

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507469
Not a polack or religious, but would drop to my knees and thank the DL every night for one Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507613
Is that guy scared of girl cooties or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507618
>fingers interlaced, but Anon can feel her trigger-finger still flexing...
>Gorillions of times

[Anonymous No.]

My sleep schedule is completely fucked up right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507618
>pic
That knife.
Still worth the risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507645
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507588
Your desire is wholesome and relatable despite it featuring numerous words the meanings of which are unknown to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507645
Another Anon refuses the thirsty Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507705
Piroshkis are slavic pies or more folded like pasties with a soft dough outer not a crusty shell.
Urquell is a pilsener style beer.
Kikipussy is a bestpussy.
>simples

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507739
I can go down for all of this.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43507313
Not only does she teach you how to get other women and what each species of mamono like and the personal likes of each individual person, but she also gives you "hands-on" experience on how to "preform".

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507706
>Mofucuza trying to bribe centaur to throw the race
>Centaur refuses
>Sends in anon to make sure she has an “accident”
>Centaur never makes it to the finish line
>Cause she never made it to the start line
>Her and anon are still fucking in the stables

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507588
ah, a good life

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507739
And CZ makes fine handguns and hunting rifles.
Kiki village would become a /jp/mon+/k/ ethnostate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507543
Anon, no!
One of them is an ancient evil who likes to kidnap people and make them play a "game". Only way to escape alive is to fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507739
>>43507773
It sounds like the kind of place a man can arrive at and hear exclamations of
>Look everyone! Henry's come to see us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507773
Blond blue eyed Kikimoras

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507896
Somewhere beyond the Portals there is a village of sweet innocent Kikis practicing their baking, their brewing, and schlicking themselves to sleep at night under crisp ironed linen sheets.
>Portals Now!

[Anonymous No.]

More kikis required.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508004
This is bad art.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508004
A meaner thief than Greenqorm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508004
She gets her veggies when she asks nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507544
>Winegote flute songs.
Despite being wholesome homemakers, Kiki culture celebrates good beers and wines with good food, so travelling Winegotes are always welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508018
Serves you for reeee-ing at reasonable AIs.

[Anonymous No.]

smells like a samefag trying to start shit

But enough of that noise
I found another pic of that kraken automaton

[Anonymous No.]

The post below this one was made by Druella. Please bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507933

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>>43508095
so druella endorses kikis? does she want to say something about her kinks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508095
I thought the Kiki in the back was t-posing when I looked at the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508088
>Beer, good food, big titty Kikis.
Praise Druella for her munificent bounty upon us lowly Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508100
He's had tweets about extremist Kikis.
>I don't know if I've said this before, but I think I have.There are quite a few kikimora who belong to the extremist faction because of their strong desire to serve, so there were plenty of kikimora mixed in during the invasion of Lescatie.
>There were also Kikimora equipped with frying pans!
>In addition to the above, it seems that they also disguised themselves as humans and helped lead the evacuation of civilians with the soldiers of Lescatie to prevent them from being caught up in the battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508088
Druella still gets left behind as her palace staff are swept away by Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508075
Maybe you should go somewhere more moderated to your sensibilities?

[Anonymous No.]

43508130
k, still not leaving, maybe you should, since no one wants old bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508095
Thank you, Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508135
I think you have issues, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508037
>Anon
>comes home to Kiki village after a day innawoods
>Anon's Kiki is dancing with her visiting friend
>generous hospitable Kiki shares their house with her Winegoat friend
>their table with the Winegoat
>good food and fine wines with...
>their evening of merriment with...
>their big warm bed...
The only thing hotter than tender procreative Kiki sexx is joyous Kiki threeway sexx
>...and breakfast in bed next morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508121
the image of a kiki just coming up to a dumbass and smacking some sense into him with her trusty frying pan while scolding him in some slavic language is hilaruois

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508140
I’m gonna beat Druella in a political battle and become the president of monster kind and my vice president will be a Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508161
What is that a marriage registration I’m not gonna be tied down to a mamono, no way no how I’m signing anything especially a marriage registration.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the regura snek?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508190
Regular?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508225
Seriously though, glasses for Geizah are crazy expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508226
Regura is an artist, makes a lot of bugs. Very popular in these parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507081
>OrangeAnon bad
>---------->> /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

Strictly professional relationship with my angel coworker! I don't understand why HR keeps having us do team building exercises, I think we work together quite well already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508226
Sneks don't get enough fiber

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507898
Pale blue Kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508320
Is this AI art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508344
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508161
I'm going to have non-contractual sex with a demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508225
Gazers have perfect 20/20 vision; they only wear glasses for fashion.
This includes the nerds who keep staring at screens all day.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more of the following:
>Charcoal anubis
>Chaos/Lovecraftian anubis
>Anubis who wears a mask
>Big buff anubis

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>>43508491
>>Big buff anubis
I concur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508344
>>43508439
I swear AI art lives rent-free in some anons' heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508491
I love anubis. She was the first girl I crushed on, it was the paws.
>>43508512
This place has gone insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508519
>This place has gone insane.
Even more so than usual.
It feels like everyone is on edge all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508519
>She was the first girl I crushed on, it was the paws.
Before or after KC added a digit to them?

[Anonymous No.]

Selectively breeding new mamano subspecies
>Obsidian skinned pharaohs
>Winter anubises
>Pocket apophis (not literally but just smaller than normal lamia, may or may not be far more venomous as well) also shy so they don't actually do the whole overthrowing kingdoms thing unless you count single men's houses and bedrooms as kingdoms
How do you selectively breed mamano you may ask? Well it's simple. You find a monster with the desired trait and shout "get pregnant!" as you sex her. Do that over enough generations and voila! your work is done.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43508549
Wouldn't selective breeding lead to one of those incestuous family tree where one man fathered 10+ generations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508645
We don't question the process when the intended result is achieved

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508645
>>43508652
I think this much incest in mamono would instead result in your offspring looking more and more like a genderswapped version of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508696
Monster genes are quite powerful, don't underestimate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508696
Wouldn’t there need to be sons for that to work unless you’re also having sex with your daughters too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508696
>more and more like a genderswapped version of yourself.
Let's not bring up that old thing

[Anonymous No.]

Having sex with your monster cousins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508721
MGQ pulled it off well though.
Don't act like you wouldn't fuck a monster girl version of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508734
>t.doppelgänger

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508732
>local cheshire notices anon gets unusually frequent visits from his mamono relatives
>starts loudly playing Sweet Home Alabama when they come over

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508734
>MGQ pulled it off well though.
I don't remember that scene

[Anonymous No.]

bats are around 25% of all mammal species

[Anonymous No.]

White snake good. Love you lots. Love you long, very long. Time many good! So be good faithful to white snake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508741
at least it's not the manticore playing dueling banjos while maintaining eye contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508754
Bats are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508777
They're cute, give them a chance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508754
A bat needs big ears, a great wingspan and hair covering both eyes.
Bonus point if she gives off a dangerous vampiric aura even though she only eats fruits and is adorable when doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508754
Caves are full of them. Also don't tell anyone, but you can bring the big ones home.

[Anonymous No.]

If the Chief God is wrong then why is it that Monsters can only have more Monster babies when impregnated? Their genes are stronger, so only Monsters can be had.
>n-no they can have humans too
No proof. Have you ever seen a Monster birth a human baby before? No? Didn't think so. Monster lovers are literally assisting the genocide of humanity. Monsters can birth more humans. Only a human females womb can make more humans. The Chief God is right.
Turn away from your foolish ways while you still can. You're genociding your own race every time you pump into a Monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else think it would be better if Alice just wore a micro bikini.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli pharaohs make me want to increase the populations of ultra rare monster races.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508885
And then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508867
For a lot of anons it's either:
>Die a virgin.
>Recklessly cum inside monster pussy without worrying about the consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508845
>she gives off a dangerous vampiric aura even though she only eats fruits and is adorable when doing so.
Extremely adorable when she gets the juice from the fruit on her chin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508867
You do know it’s the chief god who put that curse upon them right. I’m gonna defeat her and break the curse she put upon monsterkind and make her my bride to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508907
No proof. All lies. Nothing more than schizo theory.
The Chief God is good. Monsters are bad.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43508919
Cheshire paws typed this post to stir up drama and collect (you)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508891
>without worrying about consequences
Everybody knows monsters are practically infertile, she told me herself. What’s the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508973
You already posted this.
>>43508750
pic rel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507739
Drinking Kiki’s homemade kvass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508734
>Don't act like you wouldn't fuck a monster girl version of yourself.
I hate how much I look way too much for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504952

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>>43509049
I like my gloomy monsters to be shy and flustered, not psychos. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

what monsters are the most spiteful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509065
All the ones with a hime cut.

[Anonymous No.]

is it true that armed kikis take prisoners of war as 'masters' ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509100
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509000
>You already posted this.
baphs are always on topic, canon best pussy after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509144
the best pussy is the cats we pet along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509163
If you do not pet kot, it will shrivel up and be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509127
>>43509100
must be a rough transition

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna morph.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the heat getting to you guys or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509239
Naw I’m just weird like usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509239
yes, my brain is fried and i only think about tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509182
probably should have thought that out better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509144
I don't know why, but sometimes I feel like baho posters are the most annoying shitposters around

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509280
Put your face in the mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509334
>literally just baphos
>not even the bunkerfag OC ones
>shitposters
are you Irish or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509334
It's actually maid posters, posting the same damn shit every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508045
So am I allowed to post my ai stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509357
Nah, I've just been pavloved into seeing every post that mention baphos/"best pussy" as shitposts.
Bapho has unironically been ruined for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507695
Attempting to steal the knife from kiki!
Attempting to self-harm in front of kiki!
Attempting to cut my fingers on the knife she's holding if everything else fails!
Tempting her to use the knife on me!

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>>43509373
I just assume they are actively trying to make the shitposters start going off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509385
It's an innocent joke based on KC's favoritism towards his waifu species, this is clearly a (You) problem and not some shitposting issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509394

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>>43509409
>innocent joke
No such thing

[Anonymous No.]

too many kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509409
>clearly a (You) problem
Possible, but that doesn't change the fact I've just seen it to much to ever be able to not have that reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509426
Nothing like starting your day with a cup of shog cocoa.

[Anonymous No.]

Posting Baphos is the current panic button to perceived incursions by the Mick or other malicious shitposters.
It's much better than the old method: sincere discourse with either a troll or a legitimate schizoid.

Also, pictures of cute girls.

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>>43509347
dangerous red fox...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509426
No! Post more kikis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509430
Something wrong with baphochads who add more to the fandom than you ever possibly could?

[Anonymous No.]

No Mindflayer, don't eat my mind! Aaah, no please!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509441
I feel like a retard because I have no fucking idea what you're trying to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509450
post shogkis

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>>43509441
I just have no idea how you could view posting one of the most notable MGE species as shitposting, only explanation I have is newfags being retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509458
Who the fuck gives a shit about the Bapho fags? None of them post here. I just don't like Bapho posters.
Like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509426
Shoggy trying more tricks to make contact with Mastah's lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509501
Ha, she nearly got Anon that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509426
May I have one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509426
What happens if I drink it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509501
She's also tried:
>transforming into toothpaste
>transforming into lasagna
>transforming into reese's cups (mastah is allergic to peanut butter, shoggy)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509539
+Knowledge
-Sanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509467
I choose to believe all the major Baphomets have experimented with megamorphosis. At least in secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509458
I love how every time some kind of discourse about Baphomets come up whether or not it’s actual shitposting or not one of you faggots shows up with the Baphofags’ dick lodged in your mouth all the way to the fucking molars. Literally nobody gives a fuck about them and at least two of them either fucked off or are range banned for the better.

>>43509385
I don’t even like Baphomets outside of maybe Grelia and the LoliBBA sabbath and even that’s an overreaction from you bud.

[Anonymous No.]

Baphos bother me because the idea of the sabbath makes me uncomfortable and all the posts or big tiddie baphos are a psyop by succubus gangstalkers to making me take the gateway drug I just know it

[Anonymous No.]

Was nt Baphomets a Madd ykyol by the French kingdom hidyt to take the jnights Templar styff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509582
>even that’s an overreaction from you bud.
Yeah, fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509578
eating megaropu's panties...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509578
I want to drown in these fat little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509601
What? You don't like fucking little girls? Weirdo.
I bet you like mature women you sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509578
>Bapho-Sama tried to use micromorphosis on Marune’s massive tracts of land
>All her chest meat just went to her ass instead
>The thunderous clapping of her fucking her husband still haunts Bapho-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509578
All baphos can cast megamorphosis spells easily. Some just like the spells a bit more than others.

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[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I've seen the fox sith poster with the strange file naming for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509582
I always found it strange the way people tend to go defend baphofags.
For all other fags they just tell you that "they're nice" or "makes/get some really good content" (see: gazerfag, greenwormanon), but for baphos they just go off on how much better they are, how your just jealous or something and really makes it seem like they're posting with their mouth full of cock.
It's just strange.

[Anonymous No.]

for a vampire, drinking a fat dudes blood must be like eating a greasy burger

[Anonymous No.]

What's wrong with baphomets? What did they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509777
What’s hilarious to me is the one with white hair has forward facing horns, which is usually indicative of being an Alp. So whoever that Baphofag is has to be double the faggot. But yes, their shit is annoying because no other waifufags have been as vocally obnoxious as they or their sycophants tend to be.

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>>43509812
They made my wives boobs small. I will have my vengeance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509831
>Baphomet arrested after breast reduction spell crime spree
>Several monsters, most noticeably Orcs mad at their lack of booba now
>Holstaurs continue to defy all magic that can reduce breast size beyond all reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509724
Jannies started doing their jobs and fur trash got cleaned up, good riddance.

>>43509777
>how your just jealous or something and really makes it seem like they're posting with their mouth full of cock.
I assume a lot of that is just anons trying to make patty mick spazz out, which is a hell lot better than the old hours long retarded back and forth arguments like some other anon already mentioned.
I don't remember anyone sucking off baphfags until it was found out a mere mention of them makes this retard lose his shit.
But honestly baphfags produce absurd amount of quality content, so it's partially justified.

[Anonymous No.]

He just can't help himself and has to meltdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509851
>Only way baphos can make holst breasts smaller is through incredibly powerful illusion magic, and even that doesn't work properly

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>>43509797
Makes me think of a world of darkness video where a character defeats a vampire by being high as fuck on LSD when he gets bitten. What kind of chaos would happen if a vamp’s husband had ADHD and an adderall prescription?

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>>43509691
I like the idea of a bapho that prefers a small, cute mode for her day to day then goes into an extra tall, extra buff mode for when is time to throw down or be intimidating.
Also for lewds sometimes.

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>>43509869
>Illusion magic on Holstaur boobs
>It just starts spazzing out like PSX graphics the moment she does anything whatsoever that would cause them to move

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's because I've never seen a dude in most waifu art but in baphomet art the man is usually front and center, often highly idealized.
It's really odd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509852
Yeah, but being a massive faggot to piss of another massive faggot still makes you a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509886
That’s just a side effect of emotionally crippled waifufags with deep pockets I think, you see it with some other girls too (but not gazerfag surprisingly)

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>>43504952

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>>43509919
A very convenient waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509886
You know it's really easy to tell which of the posts above you have written, and to see how you keep squirming around and shifting the goalposts.

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>>43509886
Oh, they're like most waifu fags touch starved to the point of no return and they have more money than sense.
End result is them getting a quite frankly disturbing about of art of them and their waifu.
Every time I think about it and their commissions, I just think of that old "$1600 commission" meme.
I would say it's a bit sad when you think about it, but at the same time I'm here and there's something about glass houses and rock throwing I should remember.

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>>43509905
Gazerfag shows up in group pics with Jabberfag but usually it’s just him adoring his wife and her MASSIVE, BEAUTIFUL EYE.

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>>43509944
NTA but I don't think there's anyone moving the goalpost.
There's one anon angry at people posting Baphos but don't care about baphofags and more than a few people telling him he's an idiot. There's two+ anons saying the baphofag defenders are wired.
And there seems to be at least one anon who just doesn't like waifu fags in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509905
Suspiciously wealthy furries without the inherent degenerate behavior of being a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510004
I'm not sure how much better than is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509724
>fox sith
i've seen a lot of cat posted recently, but don't recall any fox. were they just deleted really quickly..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510013
Not my place to tell them where to spend their money bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509905
Well it was either this or them getting addicted to some gatcha and spending their life savings to get their waifu a new costume.

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>>43510022
I didn't see any cat but fox sith was a poster who showed up ages ago claiming a girl was a fox sith, posting her a few times, then moving on to posting a lot but generally with names something like Demon - glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510013
Spend their money on waifu art vs some other hobby like alcoholism or drugs, objectively waifuism is the least harmful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510024
I guess that's true but it's still raises a lot of questions.
But really trying to answer any of them is like trying to answer how the ever living fuck gazerfag manages to afford his commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510030
I’m a slave to plastic crack and firearms so who am I to judge another man’s financial decisions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510059
Any combination of day trading, IT work, or crypto mining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504952
>More of him?
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509934
A lot of monstergirls wether they're mge specific or not would make convenient waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510071
>I’m a slave to plastic crack
Et tu, anon?
I want to have a monster girl that's addicted to plastic crack as me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510059
A decent paying job, being forever alone, and spending hobby money on it can allow quite a bit.
T. Guy that plays warhammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509378
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510097
I mean, she's more of a direct convenience, not a girl teleporting you around instead of driving.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit I wish I wasn't dirt poor so I could commission too...
I just want a musclegirl mge demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510116
It's infinitely more satisfying to learn to draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510116
Well I got some demon commissions coming up.
Not muscle girl tho. Just blowjob while trying to make you sing her contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510116
Start playing with stable diffusion, you can have all the muscle demons your heart desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509986
Just about the only thing that annoys me when it comes to the various Baphofags is kind of like the narcissistic drama dredging writefags they can’t fucking help themselves but seek attention. Waifufags like Jabberfag, Miiafag, Anubis and Gazerfag would just post images and move the fuck on or answer questions if they were paying attention to thread. But the Baphofags? Those dumb fucks will have people post for them in proxy or make sure you knew it was their waifu getting posted just so they can get back at a dude who’s universally viewed as a joke. It’s some legitimate kindergarten bullshit in a fantasy porn setting and an almost sad attempt to be relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510133
and all of them with horrible sameface syndrome and random eldritch anatomy somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510098
>implying she can paint thumb sized plastic army men with those massive paws/claws
It’d be like the anubis texting memes but worse because now she has paint, glue, and varnish in her fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510124
Not him, but it's hard to stay determined long enough to become good when I can't even draw stickmen well.
I do wish him luck if he decides to pursue drawing cause I wanna see it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510150
Nah, I play with it for the Hellhounds, not posting any right now as I am not satisfied with it and testing out new basemodels, the fucked up anatomy is largely gone though it can crop up if you train it on trash images.

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>>43510173
Since the topic of plastic crack is here I’ll say getting good at drawing is probably the exact same process of watching some 15 minute tutorials and slapping paint/pen/pixels/etc. on the canvas over and over until you start picking up the nuances with time. The only way to succeed is through repeated failure, so get out there and fail

[Anonymous No.]

Stay still anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510176
loras were a godsend for AI. They are getting really good at nailing an artstyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504952
Hebi hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510214
Hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510190
And if I refuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510214
Hebi hebi.
Cray cray.
Stay away away.

[Anonymous No.]

A harem member a day keeps the hebi away

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510269
But what if I want a hebi in my harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510269
A harem of many hebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510235
She'd just slurp away those silly thoughts of yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510286
I'm going to get five hebis and give them all raging mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43506634
looking it up it's a Fakku one so the fuckers are probably shooting down the usual places

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510301
Mindlflayers don't seem like good wives, they eat your thoughts and make you forget things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510146
>legitimate kindergarten bullshit
Well you lust after kindergarteners you get the mind of a kindergartner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510311
Miss Mindflayer will only make you forget nasty stuff like your troubles and worries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508760
Anon, sir, did a shirohebi fuck you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

which does /mgt/ prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510107

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>>43510353

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510345
As the eternal switch?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510214
>Hebi hebi
More like hubba hubba, amirite? Hebis are great and I unironically love yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510357

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510365

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510366

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510371

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510345
Those are just a short human and a tall human. Please add more wings and/or tails and/or fur and/or horns and come back when you're ready to share with the class!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510378
https://files.catbox.moe/q74t2t.png

[Anonymous No.]

stop spamming this AI slop you tard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510146
That's what happens when pedos infiltrate any community. They scream and scream in an effort to normalize their shit fetish. Notice how they all crawl out of the woodwork and derail the threads for hours when anyone gives them shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care how big Hebi's boobs are, I'm not unlocking my door for her. She's crazy. I wish she'd leave me alone so I can watch this Anubis streamer in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>43510415
The invader finally takes the mask off, feel free to point and laugh at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510426
I dunno, Anon, she looks like a cop. Better not piss her off--she IS the law!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510436
always found it funny he ended up on /jp/ of all places but i guess we all got problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510385
but you said yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510498
Not him but try using catbox. That's the workaround other people use when they want to share images that aren't allowed or welcomed in the thread. Also, I have to admit the ai has gotten a bit better but it's still generic and has a big sameface problem.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a stress ball for monsters

[Anonymous No.]

> Be you.
> Married to a cheshire.
> Go away for a work trip.
> Nervous AF--she always does some bullshit when you're gone.
> Come back and she's literally had the toilet off the bedroom removed completely.
> In its place, his-and-her litter boxes.
"That fuckin' cat!"

[Anonymous No.]

Kitty.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I calm down a mad monkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510576
gentle peck on the cheek

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever happened to the Cait Sith drawfag? The real one?

[Anonymous No.]

>slather myself in enchanted skin lotion that removes all scents and smells
>put on the cloak of invisibility to become unseen
>wear enchanted slippers of the fleet footed so my steps no longer make any noise, not even when snapping a branch underfoot
>my build is way too OP
>literally meta, even strong monsters will be fooled
Yep, it's rape avoidance time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510591
speaking about missing, whatever appened to mous

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510540
It's a two-way street!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510591
I can't imagine why he would leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510518
"allowed" isn't "dump your entire folder in the span of 5 minutes", chill a little mate

[Anonymous No.]

Comfy shog times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510540
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510595
>gets spotted by a Gremlin trying out the infrared vision goggles she just built

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510595
> Spend hours, then days hidden.
> Days stretch to weeks.
> Weeks to months.
> The loneliness is killing you.
> So many mamono are out there.
> The temptation to simply find who looks kind and reveal yourself is becoming unbearable.
It's not rape if she just holds you while you cry, Anon.
Well, not at first...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510603
This one is soft, but is she soft enough?

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing is hotter than a suicidal ‘I can fix her’ mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510621
You will fuse with them thighs you know and pump your seed into her while your bodies become one for a couple hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510545
>"Dude, if you do that again I'm gonna punch you, I'm not kidding."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510630
BIG monsters come in two* varieties:
>Pillow-soft
>Ripped

*Strongfat available in limited supply, contact your local embassy for more information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510415
Bud I don't even like loli stuff all too much but you need to take some medications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510595
>can't be detected normally but all the monsters still detect your virginity
>yfw you've got dozens of monsters all searching frantically everywhere for that phantom virginity they sense like its prop hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510655
Ill take your softest pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510655
I'll take a BIG ripped jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510638
I will make the shog happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510686
Can't have big biceps on a harpy, so she gotta have some nice abs and tree trunk legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510635
I love when people are like 'I can fix her' when it comes to powerful and evil monsters. It's like bitch no, I don't want to fix her. I want to enrich my bloodline with her and ruin her body with multiple kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510686
>>43510702
For how much effort you'd think it takes to fly, it's surprisingly difficult to find avians with muscles (except griffons).
I suspect the mana-aid to their flight has made them generally lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507645
...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510753
>made them generally lazy
In other words fat fucking bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507645
he da dokuta

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510769
Well I was trying to be diplomatic about it, but more or less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510769
and thats a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510807
The least soft bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510753
Griffons don't count cause they're more like felines with wings.
But yeah, really need more strong birbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510860
Yeah, I think the lion part carries for them.

[Anonymous No.]

The Orcs are attacking my town, how do I drive them off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510898
Invite a pack of Werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510898
Find their leader and defeat her. Once you do the other Orcs will panic and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510903
Are you sure that will work? The Orcs have a big battering ram and they're chanting "GROND! GROND! GROND!' on the other side of the town's wall...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510898
just throw your friend at them for tribute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510915
Yeah, as long as the Werewolves aren't severely outnumbered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510915
Are you sure it's "Grond" and not "Grind"...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510915
The Dhampirrim will come to save the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOA1wBw_Jt4

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510903
What if they decide to work together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510898
Offer a sacrifice. Sacrifice means boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>lotr talk in my mg thread
Would Mana-fied Ringwraiths count as Wights because of the thing about being ancient rulers or Phantoms because they're spirits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510956
Hire some lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510974
They're wisps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510974
They don't have physical forms so either Phantom or Wisp.
>"NO WOMAN CAN FUCK ME."
>"I am no woman..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510981
>>43511003
The Ring of Power could probably become a Tsukumogami since it has a will of its own (imagine putting a ring on the finger of the ring)
What about Sauron? What would mana do to the Dark Lord? Make a really elaborate Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511025
Probably a mix between a lilim and a dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

Girls for this theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSpvByatWes&ab_channel=BreakdownEpiphanies

[Anonymous No.]

how do you make an mg go
???????????????????????
like crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510626
one day give up take off everything to realize all their effects are now perma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511069
Drink stretching potions where you can bend and twist your body in extreme ways that aren’t natural. That will leave the Mamonos in a confused state before going into a lewd state seeing how flexible you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511069
Go for the weak point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511085
> Miss Hebi was always shy.
> Her friends would occasionally have to check in on her to make sure she was doing OK.
> This time, she is elated.
> She's found a mate and is married!
> She introduces him to her friends.
> There's no one there.
> Miss Hebi's friends are a little scared now.
> This is crazy even for a Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511126
THE BUTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511137
why do they find butt in face so funny?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511171
Every Chesh is a bratty sub who wants Anon to pin her down and slowly, deeply stroke his big, strong hands all over her ears.
And they're weak to anal, like all kots.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me white snake

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511228
Uh, all right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511232
No, bigger please

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510898
just put up a sign on the gates they're trying to break down that says 'Anon's bacon factory and pig slaughterhouse'

That'll scare them off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511232
Tiny sneks is my favorite genre

[Anonymous No.]

>>43509824
>Has a bapho oc with weird looking horns
>Bpaho oc looks like a tomboy because short hair
>Always does art with the male standing out
>Male oc looks like a boring ass generic anime protag
>Is a filthy commie chink
Of course he is a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511235
I don't know if you can handle my largest hebis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511069
Tell a Succubus that the plastic tips at the end of shoe laces are called aglets and their true purpose is sinister, and that the hidden 33rd flavor of Baskin Robbins renders your bowels visible by spy satellite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511252
What about your softest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511270
Unfortunately, I posted my softest shiro already:
>>43510363

But I gift you with my most delinquent shiro. You can maybe try fattening her up by comparing her to dragon zombies? No matter how tough she tries to appear, the second she has a body type to compete with, she'll exceed your expectations.
> She knows the perfect way to get thicc quick.
> And it's to coil you up and ride that dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510146
Puuyo still hasn't posted his KC commission.
It's almost like he doesn't want to involved with you retards.
I think at this point you should just transition because you are pmsing more than a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511297
Go back to your bunker retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510860
>>43510877
Oh no! Beautiful plummage! My weakness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43510415
fuck off mick everyone knows what you are trying to do here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511303
keep malding

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511310
Why would I mald when whatever the Baphofags do is none of my goddamned business until they spray their liquid shit all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>Congratulations! You have won the game, completed the main quest line and won the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511316
Oh, an elf. Great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511328
>not even a succ elf
Guh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511316
Isn't this bitch from Warhammer or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511316
woah woah, wrong girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511334
an elf is an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511334
Yup, forgetting her exact name at the moment but she is from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511334
Don't care, shut up. Do not being up Le /tg/ drama just so you can feel high and mighty about yourself. I atleast get an elven princess as my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tree hugger posting
abandon thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511345
I was just asking for clarification you knife eared nob. I don't care what people post so long as it doesn't violate rules.

[Anonymous No.]

As the mayor of Humansville I hereby ban all Elves because all they do is trick you with Elvish tricks. No more fucking Elves are allowed in MY town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511313
none of the baphofags are posting here. Chink can't post because of Rangeban and Puuyo left all discords after the drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511328
>>43511330
>>43511335
>>43511348
So many ungrateful trash taste Nords in my Monstergirl thread. Go back to your snowy wasteland and bitch about how Imperials "ruined yer lives."

[Anonymous No.]

Ain't nothing wrong with "knife ears". They be one of the nicest Mamonos you can ever meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>baphos this
>baphos that
I just wanna sabbath for DL's sake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511365
>Left all Discords
Yeah, you're lying but you do you bud, and it's known Aux will occasionally and humorously poke his head in here. I've already said my fucking piece on how I feel about the Baphofags so either take it or leave it, this fucking horse has already been beaten into so much fucking glue that I might as well open a goddamned factory.

[Anonymous No.]

>When the monstergirls have climbed up the extra steps of the Tech Tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511374
Cute witches that are very particular about what you say their age is.
Pointing out that technically they're the big sister is verboten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511178
Time to be ambassadorial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511370
I don't recognize this reference, but here is a fluffy nordic lady who aligns more closely with the "monster" part of "monster girl thread".

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511383
>witch heard you talking shit
>calling her a loli hag
>like she wouldn't find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511388
Skyrim you dingleberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511393
Oh, I don't play Zelda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511389
>>43511383
>Call Shirokuto Sabbath witch your imouto like she wouldn't find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511395
Understandable, not everyone likes monsterhunter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511386
>Ladies, We came here to negotiate peace between the High Elves and Dark Elves, not to have a tit measuring contest
>Now if you both can agree to the terms we can finalize this treaty and both of your nations will have as much Human male semen as you require, No elven womb will go unseeded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511389
>"Onii-chan, I love you but you really need to learn that I am the IMOTOU here."
>"The little sister"
>"The wee one"
>"The youthful princess"
>"I am NOT a 'secret hag in my forties' and I'd appreciate if you stop lying."

>>43511400
The Loli-Neesan
The forbidden fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511406
CALL her 'granny' once and she casts Fire IV for MAXIMUM HORNY on you like you owe her fucking child support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511375
maybe you should get a job? you sound unemployed. might give you an outlet to all this tard rage you got going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511411
I saw what you deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511423
I put the wrong word the first time around.

>>43511421
I actually work full time. Last ( You ) so use it wisely, you never know what you might run into in the wastelands of Bunkerchan autism and Irish furries doxxing random ass people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511419
One has to be careful with those girls as 'age' came with a lot of 7th level spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511427
>job
let me guess you almost make six figures and own 3 island.
all i know is you were succesfully gatekept is what it sounds like. I look forward to your transition

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not usually into witches, but this lady is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511423
>>43511441
Put some pants on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511441

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511445
Why don't you go over there and make her?

[Anonymous No.]

>break into your local sabbath administration offices
>find the 'biological' age of all the 'loli's'
>during their next field trip (recruitment drive) use the utility magic "summon greater nametag" and use it as an AOE attack
>Use it to display the real age of all the hags in denial
>objective: survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511446
Jeez, what is she, some kind of hat collector?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511437
Dang bro, you actually got me there. I just make enough to live comfortably, and nice job thinking that anybody on this site remotely cares about Discords or Bunkerchan shit you fucking mongoloid. Here's to hoping the Sword of Omens gives you sight beyond sight and some puberty to boot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511446
why is scout leaning over her?
Is he gonna steal her hats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511448
I would but she has a deadly face leglock attack.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I find muscular elf princesses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511450
I would sift through the lolis trying to find the most ancient hag. She shall be my imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511459
Wood elves or Dark elves, preferably ones that have military service.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511464
>My local Yakuzi can't be this cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511450
>Get mana marked by some random Witch at the event
>Think you're safe after narrowly avoiding capture
>She just spins around with one foot in the ground making a magic circle
>What the fuck
>Get hit by a combo of Greater Hardened Body, Greater Erection, Heart of Tarrasque, Lolita Love, Berserker, Quick Draw, Aim of Sagittarius, Essence of Lilith, Greater Wall
>TFW you're left with a raging hard on, full of bestial lust and all this fucking loli hag is doing is smugly staring you down like you're a wild animal
>All because you revealed her age was 500

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511464
Such a small child should not be smoking.
I'm taking that pipe away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511478
it's just nicc free vape

[Anonymous No.]

cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511491
I think mine is broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511491
kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511491
That is, unfortunately, just 1 cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511501
>>43511501
Have a whole bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511519
>dang, should have been a teacher at cow school instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511531
>A bunch of easy jobs in good schools
Try teaching at St Agnus's Reformatory for Wayward Wans.

[Anonymous No.]

i fucking love fatty fat tail fish

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511556
I wish she'd stop knocking fishermen into the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511453
this is some single motherhood behavior
do not be like this man - you can hear his single mother in the way he types

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511453
You part of the Israeli Internet Defense Force or something

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if your Holst told you she's just a lowly cow, nothing more than livestock and that you shouldn't waste your time marrying a farm animal like her and instead go seek out some other higher Monster than her because you could do better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511600
Best course of action is to love tenderly, then roughly, then tenderly again. If she gets pregnant and starts complaining about how she's undesirable give her the dick. Preggo snatch is not only ludicrously soft but warm and it just makes human women hornier so imagine it on monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511600
Buy her a cute dress and mating press her into the bed after a lovely night out for dinner.
Its an old holst seduction technique but damn if it doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful if you are heading into the Zipangu mountains. The summer storms are sure to draw out plenty of raiju bandits.
And we both know a monster bandit isn't just after your coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511634
my god, she wants my hat too? my head will cook out in this weather! is there nothing these bandits won't stoop to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511589
No.

>>43511581
Cope and seethe harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511639
It's a nice hat.
Hand it over. Along with your shirt, pants, underwear, and firstborn daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511710
>firstborn daughter
does she accept IOUs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511722
She will accept deposits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511639
You now have a mental image of a raiju with the TF2 soldier’s personality and a massive stack of hats

[Anonymous No.]

is this elf monster enough /mgt/ ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511750
Raijus would be the monster I would expect to propel themselves forward using explosive momentum, and now I am thinking of all the ways a raiju could cause explosions with the ability to create sparks on command.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511754
What abomination is that. I hate it when people try and take away the horse part of a centaur gives me too many body horror vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511600
I begin drinking a jug of regular milk in front of her while looking miserable until her jealousy overrides her self-loathing. It's an old cow-tipping artist's trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511600
buy her

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead.
Cute rock troll wife that has a little crystal garden and glowing stones in her hair instead of flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511790
bet she has to fend off wurms from her garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511334
>>43511335
>>43511340
Hey HEY! How dare you speak of the Everqueen Alarielle like this!? Didn't your parents teach you any manners and how to respect a representative of Isha and wife of The Phoenix King!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511803
Sorry, can't hear you over my new goat wife carrying me off into the woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504952
Apparently indie Filipino animators are making a monstergirl mermaid film:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEs08eC0GJE

Give it to indie Pinoy animators to give you monstergirl media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511800
>Come home one day to see her pouting.
>"I swear hubby, I need to get a new fence or something to stop those wurms from trying to get into my ruby formations!"
>'outside' in the garden you can see a wurm sitting with a "I tried to steal a ruby without asking' sign around her neck
Strong wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511811
>lesbian shit
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511811
>yuri
Fuck on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511790
thats kinda like my lava golem waifu, she has a bunch of volcanic gems

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511531
>twenty bottles of homemade milk waiting for you on your desk when you come in
>class won't start until you drink them all
oh bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511836
good thing im working out, need that protein goodness

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511817
At least its not a ugly Western lesbian shite

>>43511825
>Fuck on
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511844
If you didn't tell me it was made by flips I would have thought it was, it looks like somebody threw some Tumblr brand angst into a Pixar short film. Looks like edgelord shit, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511811
guaranteed dogshit with cringe script
t. filipino that knows how godawful our movie industry is

[Anonymous No.]

I-I'm gonna do it!

[Anonymous No.]

I feel sad because there are no Monster Girl here in Germany that would put up with me and my drinking habit. I drink strong and fall asleep and even the Satyros do not able to hold their soberness compared to me they would be out before I am even done drinking. They cannot take my beer level, my level is too high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511897
Shave the cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511897
it's too risky, don't do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511897
If you touch kot, kot is legally able to touch you

[Anonymous No.]

>Zipangu RPG game
>Chief God, The Order Church and its followers are/is evil
>Because they're too “controlling” and "Pious"
Why is Zipangu like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511998
They’re doing it for the aesthetics more times than not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511940
For every action, there is an equal and sexual reaction.
-Isaandra Lewton

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512063
I would hardly consider getting raped an equal and opposite reaction to accidentally brushing up against her in the subway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511998
>off-topic image

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511681
lol...
you're the one sperging out in malaysian basketweaving forum about boogiemen111! that don't even use the website. take you meds retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512148
Nta but we know at least one of them possibly does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512124
That's because you don't understand science. Especially if it was a tail you brushed against.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>war vet dude tired of blood shed fights salamander, happy he doesnt have to kill her and finding love along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512234
You missed the part where he has a violent PTSD episode that makes him go crazy and may or may not end up with him killing the salamander because of said PTSD episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511811
>>43511844
>>43511893
Now would Philippine Monstergirls be or look like? Jejemon Cheshire Cats anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512220
Impregnate all big cats.
https://litter.catbox.moe/ks36h5.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512288
i had this saved at one point

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511998
>>43512036
Order Grand Inquisitors or "Lord Inquisitors" (females) have to be some pretty cool and Kino final bosses in a Monstergirl Encyclopedia context and setting. They're religiously devout and faithful, will maintain their composure up until their eventual monsterization. And will rally and gather remaining Order Forces who have not fallen for one last ditch battle to the bitter end. All while being hot and sexy villainesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512351
Wrong setting buddy, she'd be nothing more than corruption bait for the nearest Demon or Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

If honey legs are such a key part of an idol's appeal, then how come so many fishes are idols?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512300
You should keep it so the big cats know who to target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512402
i'm too vulnerable to ocelomeh, i had to get rid of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512351
sounds like a hassle, think I'll just be an agricultural wizard instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512277
Nah
too edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512413
Well you know how you fix a weakness right anon? You've gotta expose yourself to vast amounts of you're weakness to build up a resistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512288
Please do not lewd the friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512467
You can't spell girlfriend without "friend"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512467
All friends are for fucking.
https://files.catbox.moe/mby0r4.gif

[Anonymous No.]

Why does the HR ladies just keep laughing at me when I try to report my succubus boss from trying of offer me a raise if I gave her some head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512280
Something like the manananggal from SMT 5l?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512480
You also can't spell "friend" without "end," as in what's going to happen to your nofap streak/virginity/ bachelorhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512504
>>43512480
Please remove your posts, a bag died for you and this is how you repay her?

[Anonymous No.]

>Overzealous paladin falls in love with a succubus and becomes a much more chill but actually reasonable knight
%%No mamonos would be harmed during the filming of that story%%
>Dragon and dragon hunter rivals eventually end up falling in love after trying to one up each other out of sheer pride more than any real hostility
>A lonely alchemist inherits an old mansion, gets a maid, either a shog or a kiki, and they get both the house and their life in order
I've been thinking about writing a long-ish story (not set in MGE world specifically) but so far came up with these three ideas. Which one would you like more and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512563
The second one.Tsundere-tsundere pairings are always amusing to read

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512563
i want another dragon slayer story

[Anonymous No.]

I want evil, stylish looking hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512624
And big, round, soft, amazing boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512288
>Casually approaches DEADLY Tiger.
Woah there friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512676
She's more of a tigerlet, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512676
So long as you don't turn your back on them big cats wont attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512692
>maintain eye contact for too long and they interpret it as a challenge
>turn your back and their chase instincts kick in
so you basically have to crab walk away from them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512706
Clearly staring at their chest is the solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512692
What happens if they creep up behind you, purring loudly, then start nibbling your ears?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512148
One of them was literally posting Discord drama a few months back retard. Go back to your bunker or take a long walk off a short pier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512749
>restarting drama that's already several hours old
So much for that last (you), eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512729
Wyverns don't have stingers, do they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512779
Not in MGE no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512779
someone shouldve asked kc that, because the wyverns are know for two things, having two legs and two wings, and a stinger, the stinger is their gimmick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511427
If putting puuyos name into a search engine and clicking on the first profile where he used that picture as an avatar is doxxing then I've massively overestimated all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512786
In MGE their gimmick is basically tsundere armless dragon who’s usually your childhood friend who you have to wrestle to be dominant during sex. Or at least if memory serves that’s how the strongest bonds are made between them and their riders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512717
Then you've already lost, congratulations on the wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512815
wyverns arent tsundere thats normal dragons, theyre just aggressive and take what they want from you when they want to

[Anonymous No.]

>Be me, middle aged old man in downtown Metropolitan city if Zipangu
>Got sexually assaulted by 16 to 17 year ild schoolgirls not once
>Not twice
>But THREE times just yesterday while walking home from work
Being an older man in Zipangu ain't all sunshine and rainbows, lemme tell ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512836
That sounds more right. I just remember the butter-t image more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512868
you propably provoke them with your slutty way of dressing like wearing scally cap, striped vest and using a cane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513029
You make it sound like the pyrows go nuts for a sharp dressed man in a three piece suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513088
I go nuts for pyrows, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513029
>Caked up Anon in a bowler hat
>Vest
>pinstripe pants
>Pyrows, Baphos, Witches all following Oniisan

[Anonymous No.]

MGC Elections are coming up, who are you voting for?
The Cow party can't keep winning every time, all they do is keep a comfy status quo. We need change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513178
If it aint broke, don't fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513178
I WAS GOING TO VOTE FOR GOAT, BUT I WENT TO MISS GAZER'S RALLY AND SHE WAS VERY PERSUASIVE. ATTEND A GAZER RALLY TODAY. I CAN TAKE YOU TO THE RALLY. PLEASE ALLOW ME TO TAKE YOU TO THE RALLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513178
I remember the mayor of MGC being just some tired guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513143
>Pyrows, Baphos, Witches all following Oniisan
https://youtu.be/WFkLOi5avvI?t=17

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513209
Enjoy your next 4 years of cheap dairy, low taxes and increasing cup sizes then.

>>43513232
I dunno about Gazer, her whole campaign rides on legalizing hypnosis and other mind-altering spells.
She does have quite a fervent following though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513267
>Enjoy your next 4 years of cheap dairy, low taxes and increasing cup sizes then.
That's what I voted for eyup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513178
wasn't this term's mayor miss Zombie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513178
I'm voting for the one party that will openly admit that yes, they are going to raise taxes again and no, we won't benefit from it at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513178
>voting
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513350
>Dragons win the election
>They make the country's deficit disappear within a year
>The government is literally sitting on a huge gold reserve by the end of their term
Everything else got worse but at least the currency is at its strongest ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513178
I say we kidnap a random anubis and force her to run the city efficiently. If we have to let her put up a pyramid or two in the process then it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting a new wife comm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513545
nice1, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that mgs can't get you if you practice good opsec and install gentoo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513569
what if I use gentoo, but want monsters to get me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43513261
>be mayor Anon of MGC
>the committee for the disenfranchised undead is demanding the grave yards to be expanded with swimming pools and an annex
>the local sabbath has been petitioning to change the legal definition of 'hag' to be only 1000+ plus years of age
>there isn't even a legal definition for hag
>the ultra rich and powerful lilim is demanding that the city hoof the bill to raise the tower her penthouse is located in another 5 stories to compete with danuki Co's new fancy high-rise
>the slimefront has taken over the local water park causing the automata police force to seige them and they won't leave until their demands of water sprinklers at every street corner are met... again
>the holsts are complaining to the planning committee that the planned urban expansion would encroach too close to the farm and cause them stress and make the milk bad
>your secretary succ is trying to tempt you into bending her over your desk
>the zipang delegation has just arrived and insists on believing you're a feudal lord or something
>the gremlins are up to something, you're not sure what but there not here harassing you so its nothing good
>the loose canon hellhound went off doing some crazy heroics and you'll have to complain to the cheif about it
>you haven't even gotten your coffee yet and sat down at your desk
>you don't even want this job
>you just step out onto the podium sometimes and all the monsters cheer you on
>you try resigning but its treated as a joke and you just get dragged back in
>you can't wait till your scheduled vacation days

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>>43512584
Alright. See you in a week or so, when I'll be done with the first chapter.

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>>43513643
Sounds like a citybuiler sim, I like it

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>>43513545
Nice. Firefighter Hellwan is always fun to see.

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>>43513178
I'm going to vote for the demon party.
I am contractually obligated to tell you that they are the best part available and that they have everyone's best interest in mind.

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>>43513538
Buttfucking anubis in the office while she's still wearing her buisness suit

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>>43513628
Install the GNU Guix package manager because its logo looks like a uterus.

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>>43513178
for undead wurm

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>>43513178
I used to vote undead, but ever since Ms.Wisp had that scandal about saying "All men deserve to live in a cage" I've switched to supporting AWOO. After all, who better to support men's rights than man's best friend?

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>>43513700
>anubis mayor and city treasurer anon come to an agreement
>she can put up one (1) pyramid for every time he bends her over her desk and fucks her back door

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>>43513823
Damn corrupt city officials and their backdoor deals.

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>>43513855
Backdoor deals... hehehe.

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>When you ask your shirohebi wife to protect you from whores that might snatch you away from her

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>>43513823
>>43513855
What about her front door?

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>>43513823
Look at her. Look how smug she is.
Anubis knows she's gonna build as many pyramids and she wants because anon will get addicted to her butt the first time he tries it.

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>I woke up
Just why?

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>baphos will only be attracted to you if you're an old guy or fat and ugly
>don't have a chance with young monsters like them because I'm young and fit and only old hags want young and fit humans
tfw

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>>43514255
stop trying to force your epic meme

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>>43514255
It's literally impossible to be rejected by a monster due to looks or sexual ability.

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>>43514148
She knows you still have to eat.

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How do I get a cute mg loli like to join my party?

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>>43514288
That has no bearing on whether they want you or not themselves, stop acting like Monster have no free will and are just mindless robots programmed like they MUST hook up with the first human that shows interest in them. They can have tastes too.

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>>43514288
i feel like cwc would find some way to fuck it up

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>>43513703
good head on this Anon
>>43514148
did you at least dream of monster girls?

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>>43511811
>shape of water but yuri
lmao

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>>43514364
Go to /trash/ with your monsters only want men that look like X fetish cuck shit.
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interests due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
Monsters accept men if they desire them and want to be with them.

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>>43514419
i once had a dream that i woke up from a dream and i woke up next to hate no kokoro then i woke up for real,
made me rather angry.

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>>43514364
They do but monsters aren’t just going to wholesale look at some Smash player and be like “Damn he’s unlovable”. Fucking guy would be swimming in Akaname pussy whether he likes it or not because of all that delicious mana. Unlike ( some ) human women, most monsters prefer to mate for life and won’t ever cheat on you.

Stop overthinking a fucking escapist porn setting for fuck’s sake.

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>>43514304
Either recruit them after defeating them if they're enemies, or invite them at the beginner town if they're already fellow adventurers. Depending on the girl or species she'll either think "a higher level boy wants me in his party, he's so cool" or "a higher level boy wants me in his party, he's going to take me somewhere and have his way with me, he's so cool"

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>>43514478
>The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
Damn, the people who use this thread have no chances...

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>>43514478
>Go to /trash/ with your monsters only want men that look like X fetish cuck shit.
What if my cuck fetish is that monsters only want men that look like just the way they are

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>Demon nun keeps telling anon how impure and sinful he is, and how he needs to shoot his hot, sticky penance inside her redemption canal
>Anon's just getting more and more panicked at the thought of his soul being damned by the Chief God and is too anxious to fuck
>When he falls to his knees in the confessional and starts begging the lord to forgive him, she starts to wonder if maybe she took this a little too far

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>>43514556
I mean I’d be fine so long as people are happy since I hate the idea of having kids and a spouse anyway. I got other shit to do like chop wood, walk in the woods and talk to bears.

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>>43514679
>and talk to bears

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>>43514673
For me, nun's habit loses its appeal if it's revealing like that. When all you can see are curves, imagination fills the rest.

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>>43506781
Shantarou is your slave name, Toby.

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>>43506804
>that damn smile
This demon has won my heart

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>>43507077
>not making them cutlery-fight to the death over a pit of scalding water full of crocodiles
People don’t respect tradition anymore. How disgraceful.

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If you want to make your hellhound wife laugh, just say that spousal rape is a thing.

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>>43514776
>If you want to make your hellhound wife laugh, just say
doggy style

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>>43514770
that doesn't sound like a very healthy environment for the crocs

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>hellhound says she's going to rape me
>tell her 'Okay, but not here' and take her by the paw and start leading her
>she's at a loss for words but gullibly follows
>lead her right over a pitfall trap I filled with some tar the other day and she falls in
>start running
Dumb Hellwans.

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>>43514723
Cute bear but vtubers aren’t for me bud. Appreciate the sentiment.

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>>43510189
Former plastic fiend and artfag here, can confirm.

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>>43514879
>vtubers
It's not a vtuber, it's something even worse, a gacha.

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I want a Kiki but I live in a one-bedroom apartment, I am worried she might not have much to do. Should I go for a roomba instead?

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>>43514919
spooky

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>>43511570
>girlfoe
What is this interesting new innovation in relationshits?

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>>43511570
>hatesexing your girlfoe succ after arguing with her about ethics
>spitefully making out with her after having an intense and hostile dinner with her
>marrying her to make sure she never gets to have a good husband

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>>43514924
if Kiki does not have enough space to do, she will:
1. have sex with you all the time
2. take up a hobby like knitting, sewing, paiting, that will make your house and wardrobe prettier
3. take up other hobbies, that may be of various degree of usefulness (playing games, gunsmithing, arguing over history while posting pigs with different flags against other Kikis on the internet)
4. acquire a garden parcel somewhere and tend to it

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>>43514924
>I am worried she might not have much to do
Since she's a kiki and therefore will do her absolute hardest to make you as comfortable and productive as possible, you'll move out of your apartment pretty soon after kiki arrives anyway.

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Your Monster Girls are great and all but I don't see how they will save you when the aliens finally arrive to kill us all.
>b-but the mana will affect them
They can just hang out of range in orbit and bombard us with the death rays their flying saucers have.

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>>43514821
The maids insisted on the moat sauna, and the lizardmen find it agreeable. Butter knife is surprisingly underrated btw.

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>>43515017
Superior isekai poster.

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>>43515023
What if the Aliens also want human husbands?

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>>43514919
Disappointing but she’s still cute.

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>>43515023
Monstergirl_tears_in_rain_speech.ogg has a very touching sentiment regarding humanity. The cooming segment remains controversial, but SpaceForce recruitment numbers don’t lie. Monstergirl PR pays for itself twice over.

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>>43514300
>>43514419
No and I'm still sick, just kill me ffs

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>>43515149
Mermaids only want you to satiate their perverse hoarding fetishes. They make up weird names for stuff and drag you off to make out in thrift stores. Have fun getting molested in the patio furniture aisle every weekend, I guess.

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>>43515023
Fuck the aliens.