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[Intro music plays]

Jo'on Yorigami (Jo'on): What's up, fairies? It's your girl, Jo'on Yorigami, and today we have something truly epic in store for you! In this video I'm about to embark on a mind-blowing philanthropic challenge that will change the lives of not one, not two, but a whopping 9,000 fairies out there!

[Cut to a crowd of excited fairies]

Jo'on: Now, you may be wondering, "Jo'on, what's the deal? What's the challenge?" Well, hold on tight because this one is all about learning—specifically, learning math! We're about to take 9,000 fairies who have never experienced the wonders of mathematics and turn them into math wizards! Are you ready?

[Fairies cheer]

Jo'on: That's the spirit! But wait, there's more! I'm not just gonna leave you hanging with some boring textbooks or tedious lectures. No, no, no! We're gonna make this fun, engaging, and downright magical!

[Cuts to a classroom-like setup with fairies sitting at desks]

Jo'on: Fairies, feast your eyes on this incredible math wonderland we've created just for you! We've got colorful charts, interactive games, and even flying numbers—this place is like a fairytale brought to life!

[Fairies gasp in amazement]

Jo'on: But that's not all. To help us out, we've assembled an all-star team of math experts who are ready to guide you on this incredible journey of numbers. We're talking fairies who have aced calculus, algebra, and geometry like it's a walk in the park!

[Cuts to fairies dressed as math teachers, looking enthusiastic]

Jo'on: Now, here's the deal, fairies. We're gonna take you from zero to math heroes in no time. We'll start with the basics—addition, subtraction, multiplication, division—building a solid foundation for you to conquer any math challenge that comes your way!

[Fairies nod eagerly]

Jo'on: But here's the twist—every time you solve a math problem correctly, we've got something special for you! It could be a magical fairy wand, a glittery crown, or even a never-ending supply of fairy dust!

[Fairies cheer with excitement]

Jo'on: That's the spirit! We believe in you, fairies! And guess what? When we reach our goal of 9,000 math-savvy fairies, we're gonna celebrate like there's no tomorrow! We'll throw the biggest, wildest, and most epic fairy party the world has ever seen! You don't want to miss that!

[Fairies cheer louder]

Jo'on: So, fairies, are you ready to unleash the power of math? Are you ready to join me on this incredible journey of learning, excitement, and making history? Let's do this!

[Fairies cheer and start solving math problems]

[Outro music plays]

Jo'on: Thank you, fairies, for being a part of this extraordinary adventure! Remember, the power of knowledge is within each and every one of you. Together, we can achieve anything! Until next time, stay magical, stay curious, and keep learning!

[Video fades out]

>> No.43495072

>>43495053
Lol, that was a cute read. Thanks anon.

>> No.43495122

>>43495053
Needs a sponsor and ad break

>> No.43495134

nice newfag take

>> No.43495172
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>>43495122
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With that out of the way, let's get right back to the video!

>> No.43495667

>>43495134
That's YOU

>> No.43495688

>>43495172
Your link says 403 Forbidden. Stupid god!

>> No.43496012

>>43495688
You need to try harder.....

>> No.43496031

>>43495688
Honey code only works based on region, you need to change you VPN to gensokyo to use it

>> No.43496153

>>43495053
I called FLANFLY at 2AM?!?! 2AM CHALLENGE (SHE RESPONED) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (SHRINE MAIDEN CALLED)

>> No.43496274

>>43496153
I called her and she ate my dick :(

>> No.43497049

>>43496274
Fully? Then it's your fault for forgetting to tell her to spit it out intact after liquid pours into her throat, reasoning that it's better to keep it reusable.

>> No.43497287

>>43497049
I told her not to eat it!

>> No.43498021

>>43495053
Finally some good kusoposting
This will make a nice AI character card prompt

>> No.43498428

>>43495053
Jo'on is the Antichist!

>> No.43498688

Why is MrBeast the messiah bros it's unreal

>> No.43500177

>>43497287
Then you have to spank her really hard.
And ask Patchouli for a replacement. If she refuses, ask Koakuma for help.

>> No.43500322

>>43500177
But she enjoys getting spanked

>> No.43503373

>>43500322
Do it harder, nerd

>> No.43504353

>>43496153
Sex with Flanfly btw

>> No.43504399

>>43503373
I did and she came

>> No.43506562
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43506562

Jyoon

>> No.43506569

>>43504399
can I lick your hand

>> No.43507548

>>43506569
Yes

>> No.43507560

>>43506569
>>43507548
Kiss

>> No.43507600

>>43507560
Nah

>> No.43510698

>>43495053
I would not trust Joon near my penis.

>> No.43512076

>>43507600
It was an order

>> No.43513604

>>43512076
Make me

>> No.43519804

>>43506562
Sex

>> No.43519813

>>43510698
I would.

>> No.43526483

>>43495053
Yo.

>> No.43528727
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>>43495053
Don't forget to sub to 依神 ch!

>> No.43531068

>>43528727
Both of them look really kissable in this image.

>> No.43536706

>>43528727
>>43531068
Now this is content I can get behind

>> No.43536839

>>43528727
>>43531068
>>43536706
Careful guys, they look like they bite.

>> No.43539451

>>43528727
>>43531068
I can't wait to watch their "kissing prank" playlist where Anon slowly drives himself to ruin as he becomes addicted to their kisses and forfeits more and more of his possessions to the sisters to continue receiving the kisses he loves so much!

>> No.43539688

Did oldfags already leave or why i am reading such a cancerous thread?

>> No.43539804

>>43539688
Oldfags died of Alzheimer's, gramps

>> No.43539998

>>43539451
Those lesbians would never kiss a man.

>> No.43549057

>>43495053
Good thread.

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