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[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

ZOMJ. Slow night, ami rite?

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure to take a break every so often

[Anonymous No.]

>You just joined a new school when both the student council pres. and the most popular gyaru try to get you to join their respective groups
What will you do?

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How do you expect Ocelomeh Flower Wars to be like?

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>>43464976
>Log #6, Anon seems to have noticed my 'sick gains', as such I shall continue to add additional muscle mass until I begin to see a diminishing return or even drop in his attraction.
>At that point I shall begin experimenting to see if softening my pysique in additon to said muscle mass to even things out will work or if I will need to reverse course to achieve a 'peak gaze state'.
>Additional Note, an ogre has declared herself my 'gym assistant'. While she is uncouth and a braggart, her advice is invaluable and I shall reward her greatly if her assistance pays off.
>She also has adequate taste in movies of the 'action' genre, I shall be watching 'Commando' with her and Anon this thursday.

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>>43464976

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>>43465000
>What will you do?
Join the Martial Arts Club.

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I love liches!

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>>43465002
That's a mistranslation. It's actually FLOUR Wars. It's a baking show. Pretty popular since they make almost exclusively savory dishes, and that's rare with baked goods shows.
> Miss Ocelomeh gonna arepa you.

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>>43464999
What is the price for squeezing miss flayers tentacles?

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A Lich was seen close to my town. And everybody knows they raise the dead to get servants, and the townsfolks are all afraid and upset because the local cemetery is maintained very well and nobody wants their ancestors graves disturbed or dug up. But the thing is, everyone is all too afraid to try confronting a Lich, even the retinue of guards. I've decided I'll do it, going armed with nothing but a holy symbol and incense burning from my lantern to protect me, I'll go and peacefully request the Lich not to disturb the cemetery. That should work, shouldn't it? Liches aren't violent... are they?

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>>43465004
I can't imagine a better life than having a buff wife who's also very smart.

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>>43465038
Don't worry, liches don't get violent.
They have minions for that.

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>>43465038
Of course anon, she'll just ask for one guinea pi- I mean assistant for her experiments

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>>43465002
>”You are invited to attend the next pre-sacrificial rites. If you’re captured you will become the sacrifice and guest of your captor. Ah, silly me. The pre-sacrificial rite began three hours ago. Don’t worry, I’ll give you a head start. You should start running now~”

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>>43465044
>Lich wife getting fit.
>Watches action movies with you and a few of her friends/underlings.
>In addition to her arcane studies and her increasingly refined weightlifting regime she can give you perfectly recited quotes from action movies.
>The only problem is she's still speaking in monotone.
>"Remember, Anon, when I promised to kill you last?"
>You give her a confused look just to get hefted over her should as she moves to the bedroom.
>"I lied."

[Breathfag No.]

>Hot, humid barn full of sweaty minos
Just imagine

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>>43465065
>you’re captured you will become the sacrifice and guest of your captor.

What if I win?

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>>43465044
Based and correct.

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>>43465038
Don't risk it anon, that Lich will take you away and you'll never be seen again. Call for the Order to help drive her out. She'll make a sex slave of you!

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>>43465002
This is about the fourth thread I've seen this shit mentioned in what the fuck is a flower war and why should anybody care?

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>>43465078
Shiny metals. Lots of shiny metals. Also you get to participate in the sacrificial rite immediately.

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>>43465097
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_war

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>>43465000
>You would be wise to join my group.
>Yo! New guy. Join my group or else...

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>>43465097
It's all him and don't ask why. If you are paying for a question you might as well be obsessive.

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>>43465097
>doesn’t know about the Alraune war
We can be sure you aren’t a plant for the other side.

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>>43465097
Aztecs had flower wars back pre colonization, essentially wars that the objective wasn't conquest but war to get glory and sacrfices, adapted for mge it would be glory and husband capture.

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>>43465072
I'm going to the Holst barn that smells like a girl's locker room and warm milk.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster has the best butt-pussy?

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>>43465126
Catnip is one hell of a drug.

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>>43465130
Your waifu.

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>>43465000
i'll be with the deliquents who mod their illegal motorcycles, i'll be crazy jack anon who basically rides death machine that go 0 to 60 in 1 picosecond

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>>43465097
>Ocelomeh based on aztecs
>Aztecs had a thing called Flower Wars which were (still very lethal) play wars they waged with their allies to flex on them
>Thus is a good lore to add to Ocelomehs as some sort of play war they they do to flex on their husbands, which would be hot
>KC was asked on them in the Q&A and he is 99% to respond affirmatevely and maybe add details to it.

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>>43465148
>She's undead
>She wasn't born an undead
Don't get on that bike anon

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>>43465066
>tfw she makes you call her Sully during sex

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>>43465117
Shit's starting to remind me of Alp always bringing up Oomukade being Stinkypedes.

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>>43465157
so no wonder that my family has had this bike for years onto sell it end no matter how much we try, still gonna ride it and fly to school, no ghost gonna stop me from playing chicken

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>>43465163
She should be Jane (nee John) Matrix if she's quoting Arnold's lines.
> You'd be Rae Dawn Chong's character.
> Her name was Cindy, but we'll just call you Anon instead.
> You two can kidnap Alyssa Milano afterwards and make her pretend to be your child!

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Imagine being taken hostage by Orc raiders and thrown into the back of a carriage with a sack over your head. After a long journey, the High Orc has her minions line you up alongside other human males who were captured and you got it in your head that you're about to be killed or eaten alive after all you've heard of about Orcs from the local Order priests and how savage they are

Then when they remove the sacks from you and the other guys heads you realize you're all just being sold in a husband slave auction and in front of a crowd of rich and powerful Monster nobles and gentry. The High Orc is using her axe to lift your chin and show you off like goods to the crowd while she keeps count of the rising bets

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>>43465163
>Ogre and Lich meet up in the gym along with you.
>"Lich you little bitch!"
>Arms clasp loudly in the middle of the gym.
>You're already feeling second hand embarrassment.
Something tells me she'd go down a hole of watching all those 90s action movies, good or bad.

>>43465181
>"Hey Babe, where's Anon?"
>"I let him go."
>Anon is just relaxing in bed, groaning from all the positions he and Lich cycled through in bed.

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>>43465186
Imma show of the body i got from working in the field as well as wrestling bulls and pose like a bodybuilder whens it my time

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>>43465186
I wonder what happens to the anons who cry during it, I can only imagine the frenzy they go into, wanting to comfort a terrified man like he's just a lil puppy

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>>43465186
Start swearing and acting rowdy so nobody buys you

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>Mio mofu e molto molto. Tu e bueno ragazzo, Anon mi amore.

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>>43465293
i dont trust spaghetti speakers

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>>43465186
I look as shy and small as I can so nobody notices me.

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>>43465293
Instructions unclear, touched fluffy tail.

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>>43465186
put the oil on me and take off all clothes to flex and even break my chains by pulling on them

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>>43465293
>My mofu is very much. You a bueno boy, Anon my love.
Not sure if I translated this correctly but this is what I got.

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>tfw you find a steak quesarito and a large baja blast in the middle of the jungle over a pile of leaves
SCORE

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>>43465382
Just looked up what bueno means it means good. But like others said I don’t speak spaghetti so I could be completely wrong with the translation.

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>>43465393
>Ice Cold Baja Blast and Taco Spread in the jungle
This is very suspicious. Gonna approach it slowly, surely the rustling of the trees is just the wind, as is the muffled giggles.

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Alright guys, I know the last 37 expeditions into the southern jungles have vanished to the last man, but THIS time we will surely come back with enough gold for our grandchildren's grandchildren to live like kings.

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>No kiki to force me to stay home after a pair of weeks of busy work and heavy activity.
I need a maid to help my legs stop hurting from carrying a bunch of crap.

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>>43465476
You need a Khepri to ROLL that crap!

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>>43465496
The issue miss chesh is that its all upstairs and is old IT equipment.
You can't really just go around breaking it even if we won't redeploy it.

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>>43465193
>The Ocelomeh have picked off your Order team one by one in this damned jungle.
>You occasionally hear their screams, the poor bastards.
>Like hell will you end up like them, and damned if you’ll attend 6 weddings, including your own.
>You strip off your clothes and use them as bait, smearing your naked flesh with mana-dampening mud.
>You prepare your traps and wait.
>The last Ocelomeh doesn’t keep you waiting long.
>She bleeds uncannily out of the bush, walking up to your discarded clothes.
>You brace yourself, prepared to trigger the first trap.
>Wait for it, you tell yourself as she moves closer to the clothing.
>Suddenly flashes of lightning erupt from the clothes.
>But for the clear shock in her posture you would spring the trap.
>In moments the lightning resolves into a person.
>A muscular man rises nude before her.
>After a moment you realize he looks familiar.
>It’s an odd and unnerving sensation.
>What trickery is this?
>The monster pauses before your doppelgänger, her macuahuitl held slack in her paw.
>The man looks around, unconcerned with the monster.
>Your blood runs cold as he meets your eye, as you lurk in the brush.
>He grins at you for a moment, before nonchalantly turning to the monster.
>He begins describing an embarrassing childhood memory of yours.
>Wtf?
>You suddenly realize he looks exactly like you.
>Well, a buff version of you with a massive cock.
>The monster holds her macuahuitl uncertainly.
>At least she looks confused too.
>He holds out his hand to her.
>”Come on me if you want to live.” says the man.
>The stunned monster clasps it with her empty paw, her macuahuitl apparently forgotten in her shock.
>The pair vanishes into another cascade of localized electricity as she slides onto his cock.
Damnit KC. Every. Fucking. Time.

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Gazer-chan is making me be patient and get a physical copy, because only cartridges can be rolled back

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>>43465514
>Not going for Predator
>"Come on.....Come on! Do it! Do it!"
>"Come on! Rape me! I'm Here!"
>"Do it now! Rape me!"
>Ocelomeh makes one of the cat chittering noises

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>Ocelomeh and Anon but it's just Spy vs Spy shenanigans in the jungle

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>>43465534
I want to lick Gazer in that spot. You know which one.

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>>43465535
>A paw clasps you firmly from behind.
>”It’s bitch raping time~”
At least she has tits like a Howitzer.

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Remember to always go for cute order girls. They will love you unconditionally. They are perfect for going out on adventures into monster infested ruins with.

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>>43465573
>licking her eye until she dilates
Remember to use eye drops for her pleasure!

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Miss Vampire and her undead minions won't get me. I wore my rosary so they'll run as soon as I pull it out

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>>43465407
>>43465393
Regardless of what happens after you still won for you got your baja blast and steak quesarito

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>>43465573
Her tummy? I want to rest my head on her thighs

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>>43465581
>Huge, heaving Ocelomeh tits
I don't think your dick can take firepower of that magnitutde.

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>>43465599
>thinks Vampires run when you pull it out
That’s a myth, like the claim that Vampires run when you pull out.

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>>43465599
Anon you fool! They're vampires! not demons!
https://litter.catbox.moe/9ajcje.mp4
>>43465614
My vamp headcanon is that its about the faith of the wielder not the symbols themselves

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>>43465594
Close, but no cigar. I am thinking of angels and ruining, so you get points for trying.

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>>43465612
It's not about if you can take it, it's about sending a message you won't go down without a probably very short fight

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Is Malef officially out yet?

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>>43465620
Having faith that Vampires aren’t dick-hungry doesn’t work. It’s like expecting a taco to magically appear in the jungle.

[Anonymous No.]

I know it in my bones... A Tarnished cannot become Elden Husband... A man cannot fuck a God...

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>>43465614
>>43465620
Evil will flee before the cross! That was the first lesson the church taught us about monsters!

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>>43465594
Its true, I'm a lucky duck and got into a party with like 3 ultra cute girls!
Not only are they cute and sexy but strong too! Monsters won't stand a chance!

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>>43465599
>>43465662
Anon, please, that won't work because Vampires don't believe in it. See the real trick to keep them out is to simply... go indoors. The Vampire, no matter what, can NEVER enter and get you unless you invite them inside.

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>>43465676
All vampires are welcome inside my house and into my bed.

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>>43465676
I'll just have to make them believe in it then! The goddess will protect me.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to stare too hard when your damphir wife tries to put on her old hot pants from her adventuring days.
Time has not been kind to her rear.

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>>43465720
>Time has not been kind to her rear
I beg to differ, it has become even more delicious

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>>43465683
No! Do not welcome Vampires into your house you fool! They will feast on your blood!

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>>43465723
>"Thats sweet hubby but I can't sneak around like this! I'd never fit through the hidden passageway of my lil sis like this!"

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>>43465653
I'm a god
How can you fuck a god?
What a grand and intoxicating innocence...

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>>43465000
>"Oh, me and my childhood-friend Black horse were thinking of starting a new Club, but you're both welcome to join..."

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>>43465181
>"Coom with me if you want to live"

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It's a weird thought, but I like to imagine my waifu uses her stalks to correct my posture as I sleep, so I'm not obliterating my spine.
I've actually had this thought for years.

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>>43465738
Low-quality horse

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>>43465730
>damphir and hubby invade her sister's castle
>she gets stuck in a narrow opening
>hubby can't resist the wiggling booty and pounces
>whole castle has to listen to loud meaty smacks and deep moans
>vampire sister can only seethe at being single while her damphir sister gets taken to pound town

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>>43465653
I wonder if there are any humans in MGE like HOARAH LOUX, WARRIOR

[Anonymous No.]

strange kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>start howling with my dogs at night
>a pack of werewolves start howling back
Those fuckers! They dare challenge me?! This is my territory!

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>>43465863
Imagine the look of surprise on their faces when they see it was a man calling them rude things

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>>43465514
Y'know I was wondering if I was the only one who thought the Dopplerganger stuff was really weird, I did not like it. It's so dumb he could have just said "They aren't your soulmate then, have faith in Eros" or some shit, demonic energy transcends space-time

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>>43465747
I get it, I like to think of a shog massaging and readjusting my bed and back while I sleep
I love shogs

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Manticores are like female lions, they experience instances of being very horny for about 20 times a day only for them to keep pestering their uninterested males for sex.

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>>43465863
>Pack of werewolves puzzled by some weird Anon shouting random words
>"Pumpkin! Skateboard! Unbendable! Yellow!"
>Alpha Werewolf pulls out her phone and calls Dr.Flayer
>this poor Anon needs meds

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>>43465916
Dr. Nota Fleiya has narrowed down the treatment options to two:
1. Electric shock therapy
2. Therapy werewolves

[Anonymous No.]

Potion roulette! You and your partner must grab random potions. Each turn involves one partner drinking the potion, and whatever the results are, the other person must have sex with the Potion-drinker!
Your wife turned into a loli? You turned into a tentacle monster? She duplicated herself into 3 copies? You turned into a big ass horse?
The crazy possibilities are endless!

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>>43465936
Drugs are bad, m'kay?

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>>43465896
>uninterested males
quite the contrary - sex with dum batcat is among my most pursued interests

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>>43465896
Are they also major quickshots like lionesses?

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>>43465987
>most pursued interests
for the first month until the novelty wears off, then it's more like
>darling, it's 2 AM, time for your hourly milking!
>yes honey...

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>>43465896
I like to think that due to beast girls high libido they can chemically induce erections, manticore venom, hellwan mofu fluff, all have stimulating properties to ensure the husband can perform at full mast and production.

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>>43466000
I can feel the "ara" and "hora" flowing off of all of them but the short one.

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>>43466002
I think a list should be compiled of all these dangerous substances so I can dose myself with small amounts of them to build tolerance

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>be me, human
>exist in public space in MGC
>constantly getting bedroom eyes by horny monsters cause I'm a human and they can smell my virginity
>can't go a day without harassment in public
>I've had enough
>one day spot a lilim hag approaching me, intent on grabbing me from behind
>probably planned on dragging me into an alley to rape me
>suddenly turn around and pull open my coat as she nears and reveal a TNT vest and hold the detonator threateningly
>the public goes into an immediate panic
GET BACK! I'M WARNING YOU! I'LL FUCKING DO IT IF YOU TOUCH ME! I'LL BUST! I'LL PRESS BUTTON AND BLOW MY LOAD! DON'T YOU DARE COME WITHIN THIRTY FEET OF ME!

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>>43465002
Something about raping men and femdom. No thanks for this perfect description

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>>43466024
But the short one is the most dangerous.

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>>43465995
yes, but you have to go through introductory period of tail milking first
>>43466001
speak for yourself, I am a man of substance and would gladly engage in vigorous batcat sex for the rest of my life. I understand your point, but it doesn't apply to me, however I should prompt the readers that manticores are not for everyone, you have to be able to endure substantial and limitless batcat libido, as well as overwhelming dorkiness that comes from their inherent dum nature.

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>>43465038
Just throw an oil jar and fire at her. They're weak to burning.

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>>43466044
>AND BLOW MY LOAD!
oh no, this poor choice of words has just costed anon his virginity

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>>43465186
Bad ending, death was the good one. Bad luck.

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>>43466063
She has five moms and can suppress her aralevel. I believe it.

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>>43466036
Fox fluff has a similar chemical but it's much more milder, you could start there, be warned it's just as addictive as Hellwan fluff.

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>>43465638
>What if we get a new dragon but... Le femdom over 90000000000000000
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzs

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>>43466044
Based, only way to be left alone. I discuss the explosive belt subject more than once here. Good luck anon

[Anonymous No.]

Total beaner cat/niggerwan death when?

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>>43465444
>to live like kings.

>Beautiful wife that is so into me she is literally 24/7 horny over me
>Rough and gentle sex
>She is a strong trained warrior protecting me all day
>Strong and dominant outdoors, showing off how strong she is. Being forced to walk around HOLDING THAT WAIST
>Wholesome behind closed doors
>Get delicious food cooked by her as gender roles are not reversed
>Be a respected member of the community
>Can just grab a bag of gold and go in a luxury honeymoon

I say they succeeded.

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>>43466122
Maybe if You're pathetic subhuman who need a new mom. Otherwise It's shit, just like every thing in jungles.

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>>43466129
Where do you think we are?

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>>43466117
When /pol/fags stop being unpleasant weirdos? That’s the major fanbase for those here.

[Anonymous No.]

what is your opinion on robots?

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>>43465594
Lol no. They are 3DPD aka sluts and whores and one of the heroes in Lescatie mother abandoned her and her father

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>>43466150
In /MGT/ but that doesn't explain why You are a spineless motherless coward in search of losing more power

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>>43466163
To be more accurate, they can be slurs and whores

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>>43465594
3D are as the same level as dark elves and the others.no thanks

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>>43466165
Yeah, you sound like you have to go back

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>>43466161
They’re 3DPD sluts, like everyone else apparently. But if everyone in 3DPD, doesn’t that mean that no one is 3DPD?

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>>43466193
Back where? I'm from here, always was.

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>>43466194
Wut?

[Anonymous No.]

I like tacos.
It's all over for me, save yourselves.

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>>43466200
To get your prescription refilled.
>>43466203
It’s a joke, because Anon thinks monsters are 3DPD.

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>>43466194
well they are in a 3d game
but what's wrong with that

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>>43466210
Only some of them are at 3DPD levels
>prescription refilled
Coming from an estrogen fed maggot, It's pretty ironic. Also I never had and never will have meds.

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>>43466216
I have no problem with 3D. But Flatland can fuck itself with a line. If KC makes a Flatland girl I will explode into an incandescent rage. All of these people complaining about 3D. People who want to fuck squares and trapezoids are scum worse than furfags.
>>43466223
>None of them are 3DPD
Ftfy. Having a nice day, are you?

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>>43466235
No, for exemple dark elves are no better or worse then 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466165
>capitalized thread/board acronym
Yeah I'm starting to recognize you, you're not from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466249
No. Just no. There is no real similarity.

[Breathfag No.]

Manticores are for ________.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466269
Seinfeld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466277
Hello, Jerry!

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>>43466282
You ever notice how Manticores never fly? Guess they don’t like airline food. And what is the deal with tail pussy?

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>>43466161
The crimes their kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

I like girls with weird skin

I like them a lot

Bonus points for huge breasts

https://files.catbox.moe/5i4tcb.jpg

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>>43466329
Very nice and exotic. Good taste, anon.

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>>43466341
Skin patterns really activate my almonds

No, vitiligo doesn't count. At all.

https://files.catbox.moe/t15r5b.jpg

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>>43466260
They're one. Both are bad and should be erased from earth.

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>>43465126
>bunch of ocelomehs raiding villages for single men

[Anonymous No.]

The recent surge of ocelomeh posting is pleasing.
Rapekot is good kot.
(you) belong on the altar at the top of the ziggurat.
Fancy powder-based weaponry will not save you.

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>>43466441
It could have been good but it's just a femdom++ kot.

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>>43466321
JUDGEMENT!
https://youtu.be/Is0Qrgj1JCs

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>>43466441
Unless You don't like the idea to be her propriety

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>>43466441
but ocelots are good at guns?
there's one that even uses two revolvers.

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>>43466441
Kek, enjoy a few napalm runs on your disgusting forest and tell me that again.

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>>43466468
Well done idiot, you've created a new species of spicy kots and they are coming for you.

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>>43466483
Napalm don't create new species. It cleans things. At best some lich will revive a bunch of over burned tacos kot.

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>>43464976
Enlighten me. What is the Monstergirl version of Humanity Fuck Yeah?

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>>43466490
Fuck Humanity Yeah

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>>43466441
the only ziggurat im going on is the one filled with beetle and spidergirls

[Anonymous No.]

edgy meanies belong to extremist monsters who is will shower them with love

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>>43466498
One filled with sneks for me

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>>43466499
Men can't look after themselves, they need a strong monster girl in their lives.

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>>43466466
>be Anon in jungle
>ambushed by AztecRapecat
>pushed down, ridden cowgirl, then reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, etc etc...
>the dreaded Revolving Ocelomeh technique

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>>43466586
well, im sure she wanted your solid snake.

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>>43466586
you spin me right round baby right round

[Anonymous No.]

>>43465653
The hell is ILY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466490
Humanity? Fuck! Yeah!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466615
Insert Love-Yogurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466490
Pretty much the same except it's all written by lizardmen fantasizing about the big strong human warriors invading their lands and defeating their armies.

[Anonymous No.]

Zonai monster girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43464999
What would happen If I were to bap this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466634

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466654
Fine, I'll squeeze

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466654
People always ask me if I understand things and I always say yes, but really I don't understand and I'm just trying to make them stop talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466527
Speak for yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466499
so doomguy larpers belong to demons?
ironic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466761
Much to the dismay of edgy shitfic writers, Doomguy inevitably falls for the first Wererabbit girl, who turns out to be also the first mamono he encounters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466499
Extremist have the special ability to turn any species into "I hate it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466586
Why are we still here? Just to cum?
>>43466527
>>43466733
marry a dum species like Manticore or Wurm, then you will be the one looking out for your spouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466586
Six shots. Enough to impregnate anything with wombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466796
I can't look out for something that can crush me with a single hand. I can't the control and They won't let me get it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466773
Doomguy honestly would never harm a mamono.
I speak as a huge doom fan when I say that Doomguy while he favors humanity wouldn't see the need to slay Mamono as they aren't actually evil and if anything he'd look at the CG with suspicion.

Though once he realized things are pretty at peace and not many people die anyways he'd head back through whatever portal he came from to keep on the fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466803
Just become an incubus and you will be stronger than her.
Afraid of little sex to get your powers evened out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466803
Sounds like a skill issue schizo-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466833
Yes.
>>43466837
No.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466845
>"durr hurrr dragons are proud and noble, I'd never settle for a lowly h*man"
>proceeds to wear slutty clothing that makes human pp go big

[Anonymous No.]

>Licking the inside of a black harpy's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466909
That is not a dragon. That's a wyvern. We sell them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466914
oh shit right, the classic fantasy
>It's a Wyvern, not a dragon!
trope strikes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466926
But they are distinctly different. Just because they are both winged liards, doesn't mean It's the same thing. It's like calling halflings or dwarves human or saying that goblins and orcs are the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466909
Wasn't that girl super desperate in canon because of 'tfw no husband'.
Or was It the gray haired one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466926
except its not a trope and an actually distinction between the two, the trope would apply only when when its a meta commentary on a universe, like soiaf setting, or talking about heraldry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466968
>they are both winged liards
So it's the same thing, gonna ask this old wyvern to give me a ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466975
>talking about heraldry
Why WERE people in the olden days so obsessed with men named Harold?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

do kobolds have cookies just like how centaurs have horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466983
Crow Tengu shouldn't buy masks from that suspiciously happy mask salesperson.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I gave a cheshires five cups of coffee laced with LSD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466982
I feel really angry after seeing that gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467131
Can you tank this amount? 15g of good shrooms is already really strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466000
Old Kikis (and old MGs in general) kickstart my urge to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466845
>>43466909
That's no dragon that's a wyvern!
a beautiful,loving and gentle wyvern!

[Anonymous No.]

>be on roof of tall building having a smoke break
>merely stand near the edge of the roof
>down below see monsters all in a panic, police holding out catchers and news crew filming and a Wisp shouting "DO IT"
>look up and see a griffon in a police vest sailing at me with talons at the ready for a grab
What the fuck!? I'm not trying to commit suicide! It's not what it looks li

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467435
Anon, cigarettes cause cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466441
im going to grab this 5' foot kot and rape her instead on that altar, pretty easy since she weights at least 120

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108059892
snek attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467446
The smoke hobo causes cancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467507
No that's a pipe, it's okay to smoke pipes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467507
If she lives near the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467507
No, they smoke opium which is very healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467446
If mamono try to take away my alcohol and replace it with their sweet shit I will become a menace for society.

[Anonymous No.]

How deep do I have to swim till I reach the glowing mermaids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467563
>menace for society
gms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467569
Ah, a Ghost Ray! I must be in the mushroom forest biome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467574
gms?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Give me your best story ideas please, I want to write something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467569
Having a glowing mermaid wife sounds cool but it isn't when you're trying to sleep with one glowing next to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43464976

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467604
Astronauts are mining an asteroid an encounter a Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467617
angels have a hard time turning off the radiance too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467569
You don't have to swim deep, you just have to swim far. Eventually you'll go out of bounds and Poseidon will send ghost leviathans to stop you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467635
aliphsee best snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467604
Troll treats a soldier injured in a war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467665
>>43467604
This sounds good, could also be a werecat or a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467635
i always wondered what those were,
horns, rabbit ears? or just another weird appendage to rape luka with?

[Anonymous No.]

But y? Must be made some anubi Cheshire hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467604
>Market price and donor compensation for spirit energy supplements are rather tame
>But for those with connections, the unrefined donor samples can lend themselves to lucrative opportunities in the matchmaking underworld
>In present day MGC, a bank heist by career criminals (of races that almost seem human) hits an unexpected snag
>Their cool and collected leader (a fair skinned elf) pilfers a case of samples from the refrigerated sperm vault, rather than a bag of cash from the regular vault
>While the value of the samples should greatly exceed that of the bills abandoned in their place, she could never tell her accomplices the truth
>That amongst those samples, she sensed the unmistakable presence of the man that would be her husband
>All the while, an up-and-comer from the MGCPD, looking to make a name for himself, is working overtime with his overprotective Dark Elf senior to put an end to the crime wave
On the mean streets of MGC, justice isn't always black and white

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467747
i show my chesh wife memes and we laugh about it all the time
then i showed her this and she had horror in her eyes
what the fuck anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467791
i'm just going to assume it's something related to roblox

[Anonymous No.]

This is one of their most underrated mgs of all time, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467747
>Cheshie and Anon get trapped in Minecraftia

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467805
Of all the girls in MGE, this is certainly one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467798
Looks more like something from Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467747
Conflicting feeling. Weird. Help me niggerwoman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467805
>>43467812
ANONS THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467747
Did anyone here buy the official cheshy roblox figure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467846
how does one buy it?

[Anonymous No.]

what would you do if you got tricked by an ATM mimic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467859
https://www.ebay.com/itm/304372446565

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467887
I always fiddle around with the card reader before inserting, so I'd listen closely for moaning.

[Breathfag No.]

>Isekaied into MGE world
>Wake up in a graveyard at dusk
>A sign in front of you says "OOPS! All ghouls! ~Miss Cheshire"
>The lids of crypts start to fly open

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467887
How would one react if I kept trying to inserting used-up gift cards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467887
i don use'em and would just stick my wiener in them

[Anonymous No.]

Monstrum Puellae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467650
That's why demons are superior, they have nice dark, cool colors that don't strain your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want officer delf to take me into custody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467986
Nice, now I have horde of ghoul to help find this chesh and rape her ass. I just have to find them a husband in exchange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467986
I feel as though, with my kung-fu skills, I could defeat up to eight ghouls at once.
So long as there are no jiangshi in this graveyard, I should be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468067
That delf looks kinda undead. That a normal delf’s skin color shouldn’t be gray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468117
>>43468127
Don't feed the namefag shitposter

[Breathfag No.]

>>43468117
>T. Ghoul Chewtoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468137
delf wight sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

Human women denying you any access to monster girl pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468127
>>43468137
Stop samefagging your posts to make it look like people want to engage with your namefag retardition in any way other than telling you to rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468142
Didn't saw it, mb

[Anonymous No.]

[Breathfag No.]

>>43468142
oh sorry i didnt see it was him

[Anonymous No.]

I need to find a way to immigrate to the Land of the Four Fiends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468162
They're already denying any form of respect and the possibility to build a family. Leave us alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468200
Make a boat and row there like my ancestors

[Anonymous No.]

walking around around mgc setting all the bins on fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468236
Sending Molotov cocktail on the local crack house

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, 6months and all Crab can draw is a 4page teaser?
Its not even like he's devving a game as his excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna illegally enter dragonia without a green card do dirty for dirt cheap

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468200
I'm sure these kind ladies will respect by desire to remain a virgin, especially the old ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468117
>Ghouls tfw Anon has a "assrape a Chesh" mana-marker on him

[Anonymous No.]

What if I don't want to do anal with a chesh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468249
Or a Series 2 anime
At least it finishes with 'tbc'
Probably next issue for Xmas.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't trust centaurs.

Sorry, but I've seen enough doujins to see they aren't faithful. Yes, I know MGE is NTR proof, but still, the horrid thoughts linger when I think of centaurs, and that's too disruptive. So I stick to other monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468178
What that isn’t me if you think I’m breathfag I just said the delf looks like a undead is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468341
Probably replied to the wrong person, or they're schizophrenic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468339
I find the basic centaur to be too basic even as someone that kind of likes how variable the vanilla succubus and vanilla lamia are. As a monogamy fag I do like the Unicorn though.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddle with the kiki meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468363
I don't trust Kikis anymore since the incident

[Anonymous No.]

What does smoke hobo do when the British come for her opium?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468352
We're all mad here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468371
Well I would gladly play some monster hunter freedom unite with my kiki meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468363
>Kiki meido
>in civvies
>presumably her day off or in her private room
>>Cuddle
>Scandalous Anon
>molesting Kiki meidos is only permitted when they are in uniform and on duty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468371
>since the incident
It was an innocent mistake - a Souvlaki looks very similar to a Kebab
And she also removed the sauce stains afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468249
It seems deep down he wanted to do an action series but his action series flopped so now he's going through the motions.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468354
KC Centaur is drawn very in his early style so doesn't grab me, but I could waifu a Crabman or Z-ton centaur if she was MGE personality.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters can't rape me if I'm piloting a huge battle mecha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468404
No, Kikis are scary
I hate scary things!
I hate Kikis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468410
How often do ecchi artists transition into action?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468390
But we are husband and wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468421
I mean they can look like that if you want just like all the other basic monster girls in the setting aka harpies, lamias and mermaids. Where they can be reshaped easily into your ideal form of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468410
Yeah, you can see he's lost all drive for it - he should just bite the bullet, give them a Harem best ending and move on to something he wants to draw.
It's not like he's going to be making regular cheques with his long delays between output.
>imagine being his publisher representative salariman trying to push him to meet upstairs' management deadlines
>that poor Anon will really need a Portal opening

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468450
anon please, be aware of your status. You cant just take some lowly maid as your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468444
Pumping my seed into yandere kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468458
>move on to something he wants to draw.
I don't think it's that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43465109
>According to stories the Aztec emperors used to coat themselves in gold and dive into a Lake where it would be washed off
The ocelomeh equivalent is giving you a dick growth drug then putting on gold lipstick and seeing how far down your dick she can leave a golden ring with her deepthroat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468442
That's how you get a wurm to shift into her kaiju form to break you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468450
Then she's no longer your maido.
>get a new meido so she has unlimited cuddle time
>not a Shogg ofc
>make her sit down and cuddle while the new meido cleans
> 'not as good as she would'

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468479
>wurm with oversized can opener

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468472
Turning a yandere kiki into a broodmother will calm her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468479
I forgot dragon types can still do that, that they’re like on some dragon maid shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468442
>implying a Gremlin won't just take it as a challenge and make her own mecha to fight yours, raping you inside the cockpit once she totals yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468479
Wurm's kaiju form is just her on stilts
How does she even use stilts when she's got no legs this doesn't make any goddamn sense

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

OTHERWORLDLY WOMEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468471
Even if he's contacted for X number of extra issues, doing one every 6 months isn't an escape.
And losing the momentum on the manga probably hasn't helped to bring out S.2 anime, and he's not making money slow-milking a Patreon like Game Devs, so eventually he and Monmusu will both starve.

[Anonymous No.]

Krakens are the reasons movie theatres in Nevia don't show horror movies anymore..

[Anonymous No.]

adult employed woman... erotic.
Househusband correction is needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468507
>>43468479
>Wurm Kaiju vs Man Mecha vs Gremlin Gundam
Pacific Rim 2 is shaping up real good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468515
Thigh sex with the mage mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468538
Pacific Rim 3: The Kaiju Rimming...
>Now its a porno theatre

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468552
Oi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468533
>making money slow-milking a Patreon like Game Dev
If thsts a reference to kc , I thought that kc still worked as a salaryman.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>shog asks me if I want "shoghetti"
>brings me a plate of whipping purple tentacles slathered with a transluscent starry sauce
>the meatballs are eyes... that are looking back at me
Yeah, I'm... not eating this. I'm just gonna ah... just gonna order a pizza instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468533
I mean publishers can just pass for whatever he wants to do next

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468496
>calm them down
>he doesnt know the real reason why his ex-Cleaner kiki sent their kids to visit granny Baba yaga

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468599
This is a hag body

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468597
Not directly, there are a lot worse cases of Game Devs getting Patreonitis than KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468600
>Yeah, I'm... not eating this
And make her cry?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468421
Yeah, I could even a Centaurs Life girl like Hime.
>pic is shit because phoneposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468483
>Get a new maid
Lowkey cuckold vibes. The servant/wife relationship does get especially weird with kikis though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468597
I doubt KC makes enough on Patreon with the game to really extend it into a Yandere dev situation. Besides he has actually completed large projects like books/world guides before that have been decently profitable so I doubt he's the type to stretch something out for cash. What's more likely for this situation is that this is the first actual game he's made and he's basically doing it alone so it's taking a while to finish. Besides the one autist who keeps repeating this line in the thread is making a bad faith argument off of some kind of neuroses around MGE and KC anyways so anything he says should be taken with a grain of salt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468630
Dude, I am NOT eating an animate part of my maid she put on a plate also made of her living body. That's fucking insane! I'm a human, I need normal food. REAL food. I don't eat eyeballs and tendrils that have mouths on them. Ever since I got a Shog I noticed her trying to replace things in my fridge with herself and had to make her stop. From now on I might as well cook all my meals myself and order her not to interfere when she insists on doing it, I know she'll just replace it with herself. She has no choice but to listen to me anyway, I'M the master.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm ordering a pizza cause I'm not eating her Shoghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468677
You deserve correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468630
That's the problem with going Shogg - shoggetti, shogg-toilets, the whole gooey thing - its full commitment.
At least with other Mamonos if her cooking is bad you can both go eat out, even if your Hebi starts getting jealous at the staff or other patrons.
>try the Dragontail steak, rare, with mushrooms and sauteed vegetables

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468677
>Anon phones for pizza
>Shoggy phones for Dr.Flayer
You will own a Shoggy and eat the shog-goo and be happy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468669
While some people seem butt hurt over it I honestly enjoy his monthly Q&A. I donate to KC because I legitimately enjoy his setting. I don't get why some people that obviously don't seem so fixated with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468708
>>43468732
I deserve correction because I don't want to eat eyeballs? That's retarded. I am not eating Shog-goo. Nobody can make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468615
That's the best type of body

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468742
You WILL eat it even if she has to hold you down and force you to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468669
>he has actually completed large projects like books/world guides before
These are not similiar at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468162
Remember thst one doujin where dio's and jotaro's stands trap her in the hyperbolic time chamber and rape her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468805
Seem same to me

[Anonymous No.]

Summer heat's so hot

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get it, I'm aiming my handgun right at this Salamander but she's still approaching me and licking her lips deviously! That's it, I'm gonna shoot!

[Anonymous No.]

>Captured and enslaved
>Auctioned on slave market
>Sold to a wealthy rata
>Typical rata with petite build
>Not quite loli, more of a older teen physique
>Tasked with brushing her tail 3 times a day and housework
>Can be incredibly demanding on you and domineering
>Refuses to be lewd around you
Good thing is, with minimal effort, even something as small as giving her a hug, or caressing her cheek, she'll melt in your arms and drop the attitude. She's weak to physical touch, and once you court her, she'll be a loving wife. But she can still turn on the dom if you ever want that. Though once you turn it on a second time, it'll be very hard to snap her out of it ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468741
That's fair, the issue is that the patreon was launched along with the game and him saying that it's funding the english translation of it gave people the impression that patreon is mainly for the game - which would obviously mean that it's terrible value for your money if you don't care about the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468599
She should put on some clothes, what if there's children nearby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468918
She'd be bullied for being so prudish and wearing so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468915
Didn't it start before the game as an English version of his Enty account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468915
I never cared about the game. Frankly I don't think rpg is an appropriate gane type for this.

[Anonymous No.]

We're these threads the sane when they were on /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468864
I don't care, I have no interest in people who bought me or consider me as propriety. I will do as asked and nothing more, waiting for death by old age. If She tries anything, I gouged my eye out and rope my self as a sign of protest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468954
/a/ is a really fast board compared to /jp/ so we went through each thread really quickly, the focus on MGE was way lesser and we had legendary writefags like Bromont and Thunderbrother

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468954
Sometimes. They were at their best when they were sporadic or weekly, I think. There's been some level of shitposting for most of the thread history, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468954
I honestly don't remember it has been too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468962
Based stoic slave. Stoicism is the only way to protest against slavery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468421
What about KC Centaur in his current style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468954
>>>/a/252463327

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468864
I hope you enjoy your fantasy, but everything about this sounds awful to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469012
This, slave men bad, slave Mamono good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468864
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468962
I am the opposite, I would lovingly eat my mistresses peaches for hours, brushing hair tail with care until she lets her guard down and then I would molest her paw beans. I might be a slave but I will take my place and be defiant in my own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469034
Your defiance is hedonism but fall flat in long term, You will end up with a loving family and wife but defeated. Mine is a true win, even if I'm alone and forgotten in my death bed, I remain unbroken.

[Anonymous No.]

thoughts on the cait sith?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469054
Such a horrible fate, being a slave and father to a bunch of Hellpups, having to rub my pregnant masters paws. Truly a horrific fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469060
>>>/trash/
There, that's the reply you wanted, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469065
Maybe not for You but to me, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469054
You're cold with disappointment while I'm drowning in the next room
The last contagious victim of this plague between us
I'm sick with apprehension, I'm crippled from exhaustion
And I dread the moment when you finally come to kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469065
I want to be the designated tail brusher for either a rich fox or the anubis captain of the pharaoh's guard.

[Anonymous No.]

The only downside to a rata is they stash nuts everywhere. Now, this wouldn't be a problem, but she puts them in weird places and then forgets about them.
>open sugar jar for some in your tea
>Sugar replaced with hazelnuts
>go to grab remote
>batteries replaced with almonds
>etc etc
No matter how much you complain, she doesn't stop.

The other downside is eating nuts in bed, leaving crumbs behind. Thankfully, this one is more correctable as you'll start sleeping nude together, and she won't enjoy peanut skins getting in her tail and salt scratching at her skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469060
I'm bummed this guy hasn't made anything new.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be Satyros' designated driver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43466455
>>43466465

I just interpreted that KC's Q&A that way because it turns me on to be my wife's property. But in truth KC never said that. He just says your wife is acknowledged to be able to rape you whenever she wants and that you are treated respectfully as part of your Ocelomeh's family and integrated into the community. Dont let my take, take away from your enjoyment of Azcat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469130
>She's driving me nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469137
I have no idea why you are so hung up on this like it matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468864
I would feel sad that she didn't want me to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>get bought at auction
>get delivered to front door of some mansion
>timidly ring the bell
>immediately get picked up
>get put on lap
>this is your life now
There you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469141
Hung up? I am not the one saying a MG is off to me because of what another anon wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469034
I don't mind the idea of being bought by a MG as a love slave, but I have to feel loved. That rata would make me feel horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469163
I thought you were the anon obsessed with oclemoh lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469054
Rape correction bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469162
God I wish I was bought by an old loving but extremely dominant girl as a pet/love slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469137
How do you escape that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469137
>acknowledged to be able to rape you whenever she wants
Already too much anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469187
There are plenty of maledom heavy and in between girls if you don't want one of the extreme femdom breeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469187
Anon, it's ""rape"", not actual rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469162
I'm only in my 20s, Ms Vampire is 674. She's a pedophile

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469201
I know, I thought tacos cat could be both. Bad luck
>>43469205
Same thing, I want to be the one in control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469186
You can try apologies, submissive posture, and backing away slowly, but most likely you're fucked, especially if you're already wounded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469227
They were always a Hellhound/Manticore tier femdom breed. They have a religion based around it.

[Anonymous No.]

MAGED

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469007
I would ride that Hoss... and ride that Hoss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469249
Last Q&A made me think otherwise. My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, if an elf's ears wiggle, run.

[Anonymous No.]

>43469060
stop ban evading, fuckwit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469253
It's so hot that in the "before" image she's visibly acting tsun towards the wizard before jumping his bones like a madwoman when she gets hit with the mamano mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469292
That's kind of a big part of the corruption in MGE. It's generally about something you've always wanted but not been honest about, even with yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469270
But if they squiggle, double trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469309
Corruption is a bad term for it considering it's an overall improvement. That's why I prefer monsterization, far less negative connotations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469334
>negative connotations
The negative connotation makes it hotter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469342
Some people have that opinion too which I can respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>43467637
>>43467665
Looks like I'll be writing TWO stories this weekend.

>>43467779
I like your idea but that's more of a multiple chapter story and I'm not too good with those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469316
Interesting design tradeoffs between these two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468469
>be aware of your status
I'm the son of a firefighter and a social worker. My status from birth was always "dirt fucking poor". So excuse me if I want to molest my thicc hag Kikimora auntster wife.

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>>43469394
>Firefighter
>Social worker
>Poor
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469372
You can really tell which one was made for missionary and which for doggystyle, both were made for mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469434
>both were made for mating press.
That's literally every woman, though. Some defy the system and excel at Amazon, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469449
>That's literally every woman, though
Not sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469169
As said before, if anything is tried, It's goodbye with a clear message. Also monsters know what best for somei therefore they won't use that kind of method.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469270
If they wiggle at all? Are certain speeds of elf ear wiggling safer than others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469451
dream grander

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>>43469451
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469449
>Literally every woman
3D is made for draining You from any love, life and money. This have nothing to do with matting press
https://files.catbox.moe/upienh.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469464
For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469458
If they wiggle really fast, there is no hope left for you
At 50 wiggles a minute, she will demand 50 daughers for example

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469475
No, mamonos are mean. It's written on their profile. You're ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469475
a certain level of toxicity is important to keep away the normies while at the same time taking care not to go off the deep end.
a delicate ph must be maintained

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469475
Our hearts are as cold and empty as our beds. Day of the Portal soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469475
I do hope to be mean enough to get a monster to throttle me, yes. What happens after is anyone's game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469475
Good I'll continue to be mean to you until you finally leave or kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

How young is considered too young in this world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469542
All monsters are considered adults biologically by age 10 at the latest and some like slimes are ready for sex upon hatching/division.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469553
Ffs anon, I will have to forget Intel from my brain again.

[Anonymous No.]

Smug French monsters

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>>43469563
You'll definitely want to forget that the mere presence of dick makes jubjub eggs so horny they hatch before they're even finished developing, then. That's very important not to remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469394
>anon is dirt fucking poor
>kikimora still offers to work for him much to his confusion
>from one hardworking poorfag to another
>>43467604
Could you do one more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469563
>I will have to forget Intel from my brain again.
I wish I could do that, their stock price is overinflated and they've been hiring too many incompetent workers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469563
The human concept of age for consent is meaningless for a group of magical non humans that are born for sex and can be anything from magical creations like the Familiar and Chimera to literally living goo and elements. Also inma can be considered young even at hundreds of years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468474
>showy, metallic-tinted lipstick
>deepthroat and likely throatpie enthusiast
>brown
Honestly made Ocelomehs jump up a few ranks on my mamono list just now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469449
Lamia are top tier for me but the literal only drawback they have is that they can't be mating pressed without a polymorph potion. Missionary is doable and leglocking can be substituted with coiling but not being able to mating press the smug out of an ancient evil apophis is a serious bummer.

[Anonymous No.]

>1.1 million

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469613
Don't forget she can leave gold ringed hickies and lipstick marks all over your body too

[Anonymous No.]

Weightless manhandling with loli Liches
Careful smootching, spectral claw handholding and one finger chin-cupping with loli Wights
Licking the mana cracks on loli Pharaohs bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469638
em...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469725
Whoops

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469643
>before leaving for my office job, ocelomeh wife gives me a goodbye golden hickey on my neck
>and a lipstick print on my navel
>and one on each testicle
>and another one on my glans
>and several up and down my shaft
>so many prints on my shaft it just looks like a messy blob of golden paint
>danuki cc boss always hanging around my cubicle with a flushed face swearing she can smell precious metals coming from it

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>>43469569
We aren't smug, nothing to be proud of recently. 2024 Olympic will be a disaster. French women are one of the worst on the planet, I don't think that even mana corruption can fix them. Inflation, taxes and insecurity rising. Can hardly be call a democratic country, more and more protests.
Portal when ? How are You country doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469813
This but with a massive hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469813
Magical monster lipstick that can't be rubbed off sounds fun, just tons of marks you can't rub off that you have to go about your day with. A favorite of sugar mommas, annoying chesires, and ghouls everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about heart eyes ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469820
I wish America would protest like the French.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469589
Sure give me an idea anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469906
Thst would be an absolutely terrible thing .

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469895
Scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469672
Lolis are fuckin lame as hell. Give me a desperate, crows feet having, saggy titty hag that just wants to love me and make many, MANY, daughterus with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469895
Because of my aunt I really don't like long nails

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469920
It would be better than stagnation and continual corruption. Plus it would cull the idiots out of the gene pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469895
Great when applied tactfully, but they're overdone now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43464976
Is there any combo more powerful than fluffy tails and high heels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469978
Fluffy tails and fluffy heels

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469633
Lamias can be reverse leg locked however. Just wrap your legs around her snake body while you fuck her.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43469633
Just gently hold her close while saying you love her, she will break

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>>43469906
Don't know, didn't change jackshit here. People lose theirs eyes, get backstab by nigger/sandnigger or get arrested for saying that Macron is bad. Maybe if we had mamonos we could rebuild this country and be smug again...

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>>43469993
That's over 30ft of snake, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470026
You don't have to lock her entire snake body, just the area where the vagina is.

[Anonymous No.]

The French are protesting against pension reform. They're just greedy socialists that want free money for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

OK guys this NOT the place for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470039
Protesting the symptom and not the cause. As usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470053
cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.]

Anon this is horrible bait, you'll never catch a mermaid wife like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, that's enough of that.
Here's a cute Bapho daughter with some stuffed animals.

[Anonymous No.]

It's probably being done on purpose. Just report for offtopic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43464976

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469926
But happy, soft, completely sag-free tiny chested and wide hipped lolis that are young enough to be the daughteru are better.

[Anonymous No.]

nanoja

[Anonymous No.]

Portals soon but they will take you straight to the hagville depths

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470088
Just stop with your cringe ass fetish. Lolis are absolute dogshit compared to a full figured woman who can hold her own in the workplace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470097
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! Take me now sweet lord!

[Anonymous No.]

Old hags, with their wrinkly skin, saggy tits, etc just remind me of my own mortality. I don't want to think about that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470103
>who can hold her own in the workplace.
Until she breaks her hip

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470126
She has paid leave ready, she's been working without taking them for a ling time after all.
Besides the only way she would break a hip is by extreme mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468864
Do you think desperate kikis go to the market to buy their own master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470080
How can one visually distinguish Anon's baph wife from his baph daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470164
Smugness levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470174
Ah yes, smugosterone, the most important mg hormone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43464976

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470103
>woman who can hold her own in the workplace
That doesn't really have any bearing on their value as girls. The lolis can still learn to do that when it's time, they are full of potential after all.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470219
>aishit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470219
Nice rock

>>43470221
You're thinking Gacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470221
It's funny, actual AI images are now of amazing quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470221
That's official Fate art you fucking microbrain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470209
Not when they're full on coomer brain by 12. They'll get no work done because they're constantly distracted by thinking about whoever the sick fuck is that put their dick in them when they were 8. You fucking pedos make me sick.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43470219
Koyanskya, the owner of my prostate…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470248
>pedos
it's too obvious you're baiting, enjoy this pity (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470248
>You fucking pedos make me sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470039
See what we pay in tax and say that to my face. Either cut pensions and taxes or don't touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand how a fully grown man can get raped by a loli. Sure, you could use the excuse that they have magic, but most of them are too dumb to use it. All you got to do to stop a pretentious little loli is put your hand on her head and hold her back.

The idea that a comparatively tiny loli could amazon press an adult man is stupid. Only a pathetic person would get raped by a loli. I would never get raped by a Baphomet or Sabbath. I'm not pathetic like that. And if any lolis out there reading this right now disagree, feel free to try proving me wrong, but you will be leaving disappointed and in tears after being manhandled and put in time out. I mean it.

[Anonymous No.]

>You better take responsibility, round-ear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470279
Get charmed, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470237
The shadow on the right pic doesn't match

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470279
actually the monster rapes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470294
Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470248
>Not when they're full on coomer brain
>They'll get no work done because they're constantly distracted by thinking about whoever the sick fuck is that put their dick in them
Not any more so than the unmarried hag monsters, maybe they've even learned to resist the allures of the dick after getting it so often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470326
Gonna go on a high ranking quest and gain glory for the Pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470279
Anon's POV an hour after making this post and challenging the Sabbath directly
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/c3/ad/c3adfc909c7309ff904715b16ad060be.jpg

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>>43470350
Well, that's a good way to acquire a loli Pharaoh, getting the youngest princess's hand in marriage as a reward for your great service to the kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470350
I've always wondered. Is the snake part of Pharaoh or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470386
It's a mamono realm beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470408
It's not a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469268
Well, they are, in private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470419
The snake is a literal animal they can control and enhance with their mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470439
Can it be turned into a monster girl though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470443
I'm not picky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470450
What if someone told Pharaoh they wanted her snake instead of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470454
You should be trying to show Pharaoh your trouser snake not trying to take her pet away

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470481
I want the cool snake, not the ugly Cleopatra hag. I want to turn that cute snake into a lamia and marry it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470454
I want both. The Pharaoh goddess and her lamia pet

[Anonymous No.]

the Pharaoh's tent is practically a sauna and she still complains she's cold at night, should look into heating runes or something

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470454
>>43470498
>anon finally has the guts to enter Pharaoh's pyramid and come stand before her throne in her tomb
>"Ah~ What have we here? An adventurous sort come to see the illustrious Queen of the Desert Kingdom herself? My my, you certainly are a strapping and brave little human, so tell me what it is you seek here? Have you come for my gold? Or perhaps... something more?"
>she says, crossing her legs in that one ankha pose and showing off her body
>anon looks up at her and his eyes drift towards her guardian snake
>"I want that."
>"What."
>"I want the snake."
>Pharaoh is at a loss for words
>snake immediately transforms into a cute red lamia in a puff of magic and has hearts in her eyes
>slithers off with anon who holds her hand as they leave the pyramid
>Pharaoh reaches out for them both
>"B-But... but that's not... th-this isn't..."
>left to cope alone on her throne, still single
>her anubis vizier sighs knowing she will have to work daily therapy sessions into her schedule to help the still virgin Pharaoh cope with this

[Anonymous No.]

>westaboo Shirohebi
>made up a kind of English-sounding name that doesn't sound quite right, like Shirleia Plonding
>insists on eating with a fork instead of chopsticks
>hates kimonos and refuses to wear them
>wears western clothes that she matches with a cowboy hat she ordered through mail
>really wants to go abroad to meet the man of her dreams there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470559
I don’t like how it abruptly ends when her eyes changed at the last second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470552
The desert does get really cold at night and she doesn't have body heat, maybe there's some kind of a way to help her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43464976

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>>43470573
I head japs have a peculiar fascination with Poolack cuisine, wouldn't mind a hebi like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470579
maybe I can pre heat her evening ropes and bed before she goes to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470570
Time for me to worship that pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470573
Sounds fun honestly. Even though I'm not a burger so she probably wouldn't be interested in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470583
Hmm, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470583
Look at what you done anon...and Yet you're still alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470103
>t. Sabbath bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470570
I want to do this but with a wock's tentacle!
>it falls off her body with a loud pop and turns into some sort of wurm/ghoul hybrid
>not too bright but very loving, massive oral and cum fixation
>lush dick sucking lips
>moderately chubby due to wock heritage but without being obese

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470588
>I head japs have a peculiar fascination with Poolack cuisine
Tell me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469963
>Great when applied tactfully
examples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43464976

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469895
Watch out for Accelerator! He’s committed a number of heinous crimes including:
- self-defense
- taking in an orphaned child
- saving that child and almost ten thousand others from multiple targeted attacks
- destroying falsified data that could have led to the deaths of countless people
- saving that child from a deranged kidnapper and preventing that man from unleashing chaos upon a metropolitan city and brainwashing thousands
- saving an old lady
- helping a thug who tried to attack him for no reason
- rejecting an extra-dimensional being who’s appearance caused psychic burden on thousands of people
- defeating forces throughout a world war without any casualties and ultimately saving Europe from magic fallout
- eliminating the “need” for Academy City’s criminal network more than once
- habitually defends masses of people and saves them from tragic fates
- actually put not only his life but his essence on the line to protect countless strangers
- saving a country from continuing a war that could have caused massive casualties
- preventing casualties of innocent citizens in that war
- disabling a great demon who would have destroyed the world otherwise
And many more evil deeds, including whatever happened in his spinoff!

[Anonymous No.]

Consider your fingers indenting plump undead loli thighs and ass

[Anonymous No.]

A Baphomet in the bath.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a classy copper plated diver suit that's completely sealed shut and water tight. The slimes and Shogs and water elementals and such cannot get me now, they cannot infiltrate my suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470856
Scylla and Kraken bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470856
actually the monster rapes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470841
figure shed be more fussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470856
living armor - diver suit variant

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470877
But I'm not anywhere near the sea.

>>43470906
>actually the monster rapes you
Nope, can't get into my suit. It's water tight. Slimes and Shogs and whatever else can bang on it all day but they can't slip in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470841
Cute! Bathing monsters in general are nice to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470920

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470917
>shog presses her face against your suit
>begins assimilating the matter and turns the suit into more of herself, encapsulating you in shog
Can't win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470934

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470920
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to the Zoo in the post-portal world. What can I expect? The manafied animals can't get me since they're all in enclosures, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470570
Taking someone's pet just ain't right

[Anonymous No.]

You are once again hungry in the MGC. Where you eatin'?

>'Gobby Burger' is, as its name suggests, a Goblin-run burger truck infamous for suspiciously good food for low, low prices. They're known for a shockingly effective ad campaign that mostly consisted of crude graffiti consisting of areas pointing towards places the truck might currently be with the phrase 'BURGERS SAUCE DOGS FRIES' scrawled to fill remaining space. They don't use regular ground beef; they use 'the mix', a strange combination of mystery meats and spices. Whatever it is it's pleasantly tender yet firm and pretty tasty, also versatile enough to form into burgers or be pumped into sausage skins to make 'gobby dogs'. The mix is cheap enough that for the price of a combo meal at competing restaurants you can get a large drink, jumbo curly fries, and bag full of greasy gobburgers instead. Oddly enough they pride themselves on the freshness of their fries and hordes of goblin workers can be seen carting barrows of spuds when the truck is near. 'Burgs' come in two ways, regular or 'patty melt style'. Ask for extra gobsauce, it's a cheesy onion-y concoction that could make cardboard taste good.
>Little Devil Curry Rice is an underworld-linked chain of 'comfort food' restaurants. The servers/staff are typically all blue-skinned Demons and Devils, occasionally a Succubus or even an Arch Imp. Their signature items are their spicy-sweet apple-honey curry and their omurice, guaranteed cooked viral video-perfect every time. While not advertised on their menu customers can also ask for 'A Taste of Home'. Rumor has it they'll be served a 'true comfort food', often something described as 'forgotten from their childhood'. Repeat orders of this rarity may require the signing of a contract.
>21 Daughters Bakery is...well, it's a bakery run by a Holstaur and her twenty-one daughters. Fresh pastries, fresh bread, fresh whole egg pasta, etc. Fresh is the bakery's philosophy. They have direct ties to the rural mamono farmer's markets and will stubbornly refuse to use anything but the finest of locally sourced ingredients. However, the real 'best item' they have are sandwiches. Not wanting them to overshadow the rest of the menu the owner only makes a few dozen of them at noon. They're sold out within minutes. Fresh mozzarella, tomato, pesto, and prosciutto on the bakery's secret recipe milk bread. The milk bread recipe is closely guarded and only available to family. Several male spies have succeeded in seducing a holstaur daughter and marrying in...only to fall genuinely in love and choose not to reveal the secret anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470953
All you’re gonna find is animals with gigantism do to the demon mana sorry you won’t find your waifu at the zoo check elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470972
>going to the animal shelter to adopt your new waifu to her foreverhome

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470953
You'll be fine at the zoo, although it's more like an elaborate strip tease tour nowadays. You'd only be in danger if you went on a Safari in a jeep, cause then you're at risk of getting grabbed by a lioness.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471004
there's something powerful about a monster in jeans

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470841
Baphomet could use a bath mat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470841
>contented goat noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>43468599
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471004
Zoo is very dangerous
If the exhibits don't get ya, random monsters pushing you into the enclosures will

[Anonymous No.]

>>43469429
Anon, I…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470957
Always burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471091
normally those feral lilims are sleeping out of view in the habitat unless you throw an anon into the enclosure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470934
>>43470942
Dork!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470957
I fucking love curry gimme that

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe it's time to watch peter grill again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470957
With all the bad rumors I've heard, I shouldn't eat at Gobby Burger, however...

[Anonymous No.]

Coming up behind Wight-sama and flipping her dress up to reveal her panties! As a prank, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471188
but she doesn't wear any

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471195
That's not very proper of a noble like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471195
i'd probably get used to casually being naked in public after the 30th time a prankster sylph felt like disrobing everybody in a 30m radius

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471188
Wight sama grabbing you up with her big claws and holding you down to rape press you for doing that, as a prank of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471188
If you're going to get clawed, atleast do it in style and put your hand under her dress to figure her panties out by feel instead.

[Anonymous No.]

daring, bold and even senseless at times.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna scribble graffiti in Dragonia that say: "The queen sucks my dick."

[Anonymous No.]

sexy medium violet oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471239
i wouldn't put that as graffiti

[Anonymous No.]

is it true that men cant own property in dragonia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471254
No. They give married couples homes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470734
what a downgrade man, women in armor is sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471267
Well you can imagine or draw your favorite girl wearing armor. It's just the artist drawing them this way to do contrast + slutty lol cause porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471309
i mean bikini armor is a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471267
Best of both worlds!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

let me tell you something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471319
Is it about busting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471319
> "TELL ME."
> "I AM LISTENING!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470978
All my irl cats are adopted strays that chose to run into my garage when it was open then strut about like they own the place, I can only imagine the shenanigans catgirls would put me through come day of the portal
>jinkos with rolling luggages checking in like it's a hostel and they have reservations
>cheshires popping into my living room to use it like an internet cafe
>werecats sunning themselves on my lawn as if it was their own
Might need to get a guard dog to keep them from overrunning the placd

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I just summoned a super powerful Demon Princess and tried to bind her to be my servant but I messed up the ritual because I used the wrong kind of candles, now she's telling me she's going to take my soul and drag me to hell where I'll be chained up to a brimstone wall surrounded by fire and lakes of blood and raped for eternity. I saw her climb on the ceiling and start crawling around, I think she went upstairs. Guys I'm so fucking scared right now, you know any tricks for banishing Demons? Or should I just get the fuck out of this house and run for my life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471311
Yeah, but the anon I'm replying to likely wants actual armor then bikini armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471344
just summon another demon to protect you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I need a genki, big titty kakuen monk to go on adventures with.
Seems like it would be a fun time seeing the mist continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471346
i could go either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471344
Okay, listen to me, if you want to make it out of there alive you need to follow these simple steps, this will stop the Demon's rampage.
First, go find her.
Second, step towards her boldly.
Third, look her in the eyes.
Four, pull your dick out.
Trust me that will stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471397
and if that dont work chain-cast summon demon until your all out of mana, at least one of them will be willing to help

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470841
Bathomet in the baph.

[Anonymous No.]

Squish that cat.

[Anonymous No.]

Squish. That. Cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471576
Soft cats get the squish.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471613
Still a cat, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471576
Need a chesh with an ass like this so she could crush me with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471344
Anon what did the church warn you about consorting with dark forces?!
Head down to your local church and pray to the Goddess for forgiveness NOW!
The Goddess is merciful and will give you her grace, but you'll have to swallow your pride and tell the priest too so you can get a proper exorcism going.
I hope you learned your lesson!

[Breathfag No.]

>>43471613
When in doubt assume they're male and move onto the next target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471649
>43471649
i did and you guys gave me shit for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471576
>>43471581
>cheshire being smug and annoying
>squish her
>now she's docile and cuddly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471695
>Cat Whisperer Anon has the ability to turn even the most troublesome feline into a friendly, purring housecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471695

[Anonymous No.]

Why are angels so strict?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471747
I need to touch the inner ear fluff, I need to know what it feels like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471747
>See? She's a good girl, I'm sure what all of you are complaining about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471775
They decided to become Humanity's "Big Sister" without asking them. Control Freak behavior to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471782
Cats generally don't like that. You're going to irritate her.
She might even give you a little nip to teach you a lesson!

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do when you're wandering in the woods at night and hear wolves howl in the distance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471775
Because only they can satisfy you properly.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover gets pranked. Don't let be you should you get invited to your monster friend's house as a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471827
Pspspspsp-

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471581
I need big fat cat tats

https://files.catbox.moe/4qcytm.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471831
Hope a hellhound will show up and save me from getting stuck with a pack of werewolves, desu. Hellhounds make sense to me. I do NOT want to be part of a wolfpack.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug an eel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471831
Its a means of communication and means you're in their territory, give the howl a wide berth pass through quickly.
Make sure to have the right equipment like a loud noisemaker and bright strobing lights in order to deter the wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471827
I’ll just put a clip on the back if her neck first to disable her, then I’ve got free access to all the fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471857
I want to be the stud for a pack of hellhounds. First the Large Hellhounds, followed by the petite Hellhounds, then the Large Hellhounds again, and finally the omega Hellhounds. Sure I'll be like a dried out piece of jerky at the end of the night but it'll be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>you feel like you are being watched
>only person facing you is a fox hag with a big grin and her eyes closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470280
Sure will baby. Oops I left it at the store. I’ll come back with it and a pack of cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471858
eel and eel

[Anonymous No.]

I need to acquire wight bathwater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471940
good thing this giant fox is here to protect me, going to sidle up to her and hold her hand to show that thing stalking me that i'm not alone and not afraid of it! On a side note, does anyone know what to do when a fox begins to become extremely red in the face and twitch her ears incredibly fast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43464976
I'm not gonna fuck a corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471319
>>43471325
YEAH YEAH YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471988
How rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471325
>>43472001
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/233332

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471988
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472002
How is that rude? It's perfectly reasonable to only want sex from a woman that is warm and alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471947
feel the eel for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471775
i dont trust 'angels' that dress like sluts

[Anonymous No.]

why are hellhounds so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471775
Sex. With angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472029
what do you mean? she's dressed incredibly prudely, for an angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471613
>>43471649
>not pushing in the litter box to force your preferred quantum decoherence
Sasuga namefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472033
Is she bullying you or pushing you into the girls bathroom and forcing your head in between her breasts into her chestfluff, she isn't being mean , she just likes you anon and they don't know how to express it in human terms.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472051
>least lewd angel
I regularly have lewd fantasies about this angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472073
>not rubbing one out while making eye contact with him
What a prude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472057
Its hard to breath in the chest fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

chesh butthole, ye or nah?

[Anonymous No.]

Which Monsters need paizuri correction the most? The won't be so smug when their is covered in essence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472033
>why are niggerdogs mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472137
got it cooking
so

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472020
I refuse to be your bloodbag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472137
only if can i throw her on the ground and taser her butthole like a hollywood phoney

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472199
why? she might be mooning but damn anon calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472199
I understood that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472202
i won’t be a part of your system. you can’t buy me pizza man!
>>43472206
boiled goose

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, running away from a monster in high heels is easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472254
What about running towards them? I want to swipe those heels out from under her feet and see how short she really is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472254
Are you fucking kidding me? I can barely walk in high heels, let alone run.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters give you a firm handshake and make eye contact with confidence as they shlick off. First impressions are important!
>try to pull your hand away
>but she has monster strength
>you are stuck looking at her o-face and holding her sweaty hand for 10 minutes
>tfw when she tries to make polite conversation while cranking out a dozen orgasms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472294
>he doesnt do the old fake hand trick

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Greenworms.
Something in their pattern has changed, they've begun lifting weights.
This bodes ill for our future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472262
Monster trickery knows no bounds. The next thing you know they will tell you that running away from monsters without pants is easy. This is bullshit. Monsters don’t wear pants!
>>43472306
Based Sandsfag. Have you tried the pork?

[Anonymous No.]

monstergirls bound up in stocks for use at my leisure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472335
all about a balance...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472403
Bound up in stocks? >>>/biz/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472407

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472446
Gonna infiltrate Tanuki corp to perform corporate espionage for Order LLC

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472446
Gonna infiltrate tanuki corp and cum in the coffee maker every morning before work.

[Anonymous No.]

>when she still retains some pre DL habits and keeps refering to you as her bride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472467
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472473
>I’m gonna get raped by a coffeemaker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472473
The office Squid has tried to fax coffee again. Coffee don't fax worth a damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471581
one squish, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472478
>tfw she keeps calling you her princess
I chuckled at Jabberfag’s joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472493
>can’t fax coffee
They must be paying you for your looks, because this is just pathetic. Bet they make you wear a banana hammock during work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>be merchant in charge of vessel traveling to distant countries
>see ship in the distance and take a look through my telescope
>realize this ship is incredibly dilapidated and corroded, looks like the vessel of Davy Jones himself... doesn't seem sea worthy at all
>then it hits me, it IS a ghost ship
>see a Phantom captain and her Ghost crew suddenly rise up out of the deck floors and take reigns of the ship
>the Phantom captain is staring right back at me through my telescope
>she mouths something
>"Gonna catch you and rape you all."
>the ghost ship raises a color
>it's a flag that has skeletal hands grasping a red heart
>collapse my telescope and immediately shout to the first mate behind the wheel and the bosun to deploy all sails and drop some unneeded weight like the rum cargo and powder crates
>look back and see the ghost ship still catching up to us
>order the swivel cannons to fire at it
>mfw the cannonballs just phase right through
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?! OH GOD, OH GOD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472483
I know monster OLs aren't used to technology yet and my plan will easily work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472552
You didn’t murder your weapons and equipment, duh. Do it now while you still can!

[Anonymous No.]

Consider: Breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472583
So you're saying, if we drop all our cannons, we'll be swift enough to escape the wraiths? Fine, we have no choice. Last thing I want to be is raped by the spectral at sea. I just hope we don't accidentally rouse a Kraken and Mersharks dropping that much weight...

[Anonymous No.]

The sex is nice. But the best part about monstergirls is unconditional love that knows no betrayal. Knows no betrayal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472294
I may have to look at her o-face, but now she has to look at my "accidentally cummed in my pants and now my underwear is crusty and uncomfortable" face after a few seconds! Who's the loser now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472473
>>43472568
But Order LLC is already a holding of TanukiCorp. You’re being set up. They don’t want you to know, but f lim mhcmyfm B jgdufsufxj GB n. Your plan is great and will work perfectly. Start by seducing your boss. She likes chocolates, back rubs, and isn’t picky about sex. You can get really freaky, she won’t mind. May the Overgod guide your dick, paladin. Deus Futuis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472608
No. Literally kill the cannons to make them ghost cannons. It’s not like you’re going to get raped by ghost cannons. Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472594
I need more convincing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472701
Breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472706
It seems interesting. Can I take a closer look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472614
That’s the ticket! I did the same thing. She grunted out an apology and immediately offered to buy me some new underwear. Typing with one hand really sucks, but who’s the one getting new underwear? Exactly. Monsters simply can’t beat human chads like us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472719
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472722
Guess I'll go back to flatties then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472736
What a shame

What a rotten way to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472610

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470957
Time to become a curry enjoyer. How much is the Demon body plate option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472594
>>43472706
>>43472722
>>43472742
seaport top 5 best personality all time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472786
>gacha
>personality
I don't believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472792
i don't know anything about the game, i just know that guy draws her as an absolute one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472792
A lot of her fans don't give a shit about the game itself like me and >>43472813

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472752
Never read that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472755
All it will cost you…iz yore soul!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472827
Is this declarative or imperative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472608
>>43472552
I can't believe anon didn't invest in the silver canons blessed with prayers and holy water...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472552
Jump overboard and pray the sharks get you first

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470957
I'm a slut for burgers but damn, I do I would sign that contract for curry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472792
You can always go for Seaport Water Oni, I guess

She's kinda intense, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472933
I'm gonna fuck those angry tits!

[Anonymous No.]

Oni, especially the harbour kind, are for horn kissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472853
Declarative, I just never did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472933
Onis are for wife. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472952
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472955
soft tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472955
Only if they are ripped as fuck. Onis must be 7ft+ and with Mino level musculature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473024
Big?

[Anonymous No.]

Quick reminder to trust foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473020
We can go softer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473031
I don't trust you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473038
prove it

[Anonymous No.]

I like rabbits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473031
I only trust old foxes with shut eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472721
Not only did the Danuki hag holding my hand offer to buy me new underwear, she's washing my cummed-up boxers using her mouth RIGHT NOW. That's right, pure alpha male aura over here. Mamono ain't shit, they're so easy to trick out of raping you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473031
I only trust evil foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473055
The higher the evil, the higher the trust level

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473047
I need to divein head first

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473031
Yes, t(h)rust (into) foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473024
Strongfat>ripped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473092
I want to sink that boat(with my dick)

[Anonymous No.]

Construction for atleast 8 boats in Seaport!

[Anonymous No.]

how do it stop my wife from raping me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473150
rape her first

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473150
Your wife cannot, legally, rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473105
Cute fat dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473163
she is too big
>>43473172
there must be some legal loop whole I can use

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473184
>too big
tell your wife to stop being fat, that'll stop the rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473028

Too soft, needs more muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

Who do you think are taller, Onis or Minos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473200
I can understand where you're coming from

The Red Oni Blue Oni dichotomy exists for a reason

The Japanese phrase for pale is 青白い meaning "blue white", basically

Seaport is the blue

Supply your red

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473150
>>43473172
>anon is watching tv with his hellwan wife
>some report on "spousal rape" comes up
>eggheads in the studio discuss scenarios where husband was raped by wife
>anon's hellwan wife is laughing loud and thinks this is the funniest shit she heard in a long time
>"haha hubby can you believe this? those idiots don't know marriage makes rape impossible, both husband and wife agreed to everything when they married! Guess they all need a strong wife to fuck some sense into them!"
>meanwhile, anon is nervously agreeing with everything and hopes she doesn't flip into her in the "MAXIMUM RAPE" mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473274
Well that just sounds like abuse.
I feel like married hellhounds would never go full rape mode, only get incredibly pushy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473274
>"MAXIMUM RAPE" mood
I'm gonna press that button

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473294
Obviously, in the context of MGE rape is always "rape", the setting is full of such figurative speech.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate realm divide, it’s fucking stupid
>”Oh look that one human shogun has taken the capitol”
>”Even though were all fighting lets team up on him”
>”But I have a alliance with him what should I do?”
>”Oh just break it and stab him in the back lol”
Fucking bullshit, and now I have 20 doomstacks at my doorstep and 50+ agents “assassinating” my generals or trying to get me. Fuck this I’m siding with the Not!Portuguese

[Anonymous No.]

fuze a pharaoh with an ehicdna and then make running her dungeon a rougelike tv show

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470957
One of the best thing I eat in Japan was chain food curry. It's so fucking good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471581
Yes yes yes yes fluffy ears molesting

[Breathfag No.]

>>43473594
Danuki and rata ears are much better to play with

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473400
Thanks for reminding me. At least the expansion's version is more tolerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473670
Neither of them can have black fur and protect my sanity from abyssal monsters. I'm werecat enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

I discovered a political cartoon in the depths of my folder

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473818
The political situation in MGC is getting out of hand.
The whole "short stacks vs tall girls" is leaving out us centrist who want girls who are the same size as us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470280
Sure,but....I WANT MORE KIDS!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a rival lizard girl who is totally not just my fuck buddy.
I want the evil demon general to keep sending her after me and it will totally succeed this time and not just end up with us post-battle fucking for the 200:th time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473031
I trust foxes to always be untrustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472467
>It took me a divorce, three heart attacks, and every weekend of my life to get this company where it is today.
>And today I walk into my office and the bitches over at Tanuki corp put a cupid on their roof.

[Anonymous No.]

Is she from a game?

[Anonymous No.]

marry foxss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43474141
off-topic retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43474157
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>43474170
I'm like 70% sure she's from monmosu td