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It's a nice day to go to the beach,

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>> No.43456057
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very hatty hatter

>> No.43456066
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Everyone knows foxgirls are superior to all others in every way.

>> No.43456067

Ah, the buffcubi should start showing off on the beach soon.

>> No.43456068

>>43456057
powerful hatter

>> No.43456079

>>43456057
I'll be honest, I did not expect to see my art on here. I'm glad people like it.

>> No.43456080
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repeat after me

>> No.43456087

>>43456080
Flat birddogs out.

>> No.43456090

>>43456087
you're supposed to imagine the titty, anon. that's why I cropped it, at least.

>> No.43456091

Do you and your waifu have any kids?

>> No.43456097

>>43456091
No, and we will not have any.

>> No.43456104
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Cosmic Chaos!

>> No.43456105

>>43456057
Red Cap, Dark Mage, Trumpart, Dhampir, Sea Bishop, Hakutaku, Witch, Jiangshi, Merrow, Mad Hatter.

I think there's another hat between the Dhampir and Sea Bishop, but I can't recognize it.

>> No.43456108
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>>43456066

>> No.43456118

>>43456105
>I think there's another hat between the Dhampir and Sea Bishop, but I can't recognize it.
Looks like White Horn hat to me.

>> No.43456129

>>43456118
It is White Horn's hat you are correct.

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>> No.43456137

>>43456066
Foxes are mid at best. The plebs favorite monster girl.

>> No.43456142

>>43456137
They are entry level like succs and catgirls

>> No.43456144

>>43456137
What’s your favorite monster girl Anon?

>> No.43456157
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>> No.43456160

>>43456137
Yeah well your favorite monstergirl is shit.

>> No.43456162
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>>43456137
Don't care

´luv me foxes
´luv me succubi
´luv me elves

simple as

>> No.43456167

>>43456163
>´luv me elves
Nah, you lost me there

>> No.43456171

>>43456144
Doesn't matter, they're all shit. We all have shit taste. I've merely accepted it.
Also it's shoggoth

>> No.43456172

>>43456163
>Elves
Gross. Should've put dog or catgirls there.

>> No.43456175

please post your most smiling, happy, blushy monstergirls

>> No.43456179
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>>43456167
>>43456172
Don't care

also ´luv me witches

>> No.43456187

>>43456175
Today is not a day to smile. It feels like the most terrible day in my gut. And the thread is oddly quiet.

>> No.43456200

>>43456187
>And the thread is oddly quiet.
I'm sure it'll get lively again when the shitposter starts again so we can have another 4-hour long shit fest

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>>43456162

>> No.43456227
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>>43456175

>> No.43456231

>>43456091
So far me and my hellhound wife have five. Our eldest Helen, Her pupils, and eye flames are white and she's actually taller than her mother was when she was her age. Then we have our triplets, Aegina, Katla, and Hekla, they get along really well. And Merriam, the our family's nerdhound.

>> No.43456243

>>43456066
Judging by her teeth she's clearly a wild fox rather than a tofu-eating domesticated fox. Meaning that she's far more dangerous.

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>>43456137

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>>43456162
>>43456218
Poor girl is a hair trigger coomer. Or maybe not poor girl.

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>> No.43456265

FOX SEX FOX SEX WOO WOO

>> No.43456277

What's the punishment for pulling monstergirls' tails in mgc?

>> No.43456283

>>43456256
>When a dragon is raised by kikis.
She's both top tier at home defense AND chores.
Also grilling.

>> No.43456289

>>43456277
seggs

>> No.43456291
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>>43456057
Art Fairy hat is on the tip of the Witch hat. But where is Hat Bird hat?

>> No.43456303

>>43456291
I forgot.

>> No.43456304

When will my robo waifu reincarnated into a 16yo girl arrive?

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>>43456066

>> No.43456335

>>43456171
Mine majority of the time usually goes back and forth between Wendigo and Anubis.

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>> No.43456343
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>>43456087
Flatties are the best

>> No.43456348

Quickshot monsters

>> No.43456349
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>>43456305
remember to keep your fluffy friends away from fragile objects. they have a tendency to knock them over when they get excited.

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>>43456339
Desperate horny hags are in your area! Click now to start chatting!

>> No.43456361

>>43456305
I remember this girl
I remember her sins

>> No.43456364
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>>43456356
i keep clicking and nothing happens

>> No.43456367

>>43456343
Petite girls need extra meat.
Doesn't even need to end up on their chests.

>> No.43456383

>>43456364
Don't worry, you're just in from primordial mommydom

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>>43456361
would i be better off not knowing this cursed lore?

>> No.43456411

There's a shrine with a fox in with a lot of sealing talismans and what I think is police tape around her and the shrine
She's asking me to have a chat and maybe some tea
Should I go? She's been nice

>> No.43456416
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Maids!

>> No.43456424

I need more tails moving on their own.
https://e-hentai.org/g/2548776/d66875c93a/

>> No.43456427

>>43456361
what are her sins anon
ruin her for me

>> No.43456440

>>43456349
>>43456398
I love these, I need more beastgirls wagging their tails.

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are you guys sure this is a kiki?

>> No.43456451

>>43456440
All a beast girl has to do to defeat me is wag their tail. They'll have my on my knees begging them to let me brush it.

>> No.43456460

>>43456416
Yeti meido, S-Rank hugs that can reduce master to goo

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>> No.43456462

Zombies are great because you can throw one onto your bed and treat her like a daki all day and night long. You can also do this with manticores.

>> No.43456476
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>>43456451
>a smile plus an honest and eager tailwag
Done

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>>43456440

>> No.43456491
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>>43456440
they simply cant help themselves.

>> No.43456504

>>43456462
You can also stun hellhounds by giving them a collar with a leash and putting it on her!
Don't try to think about what will happen when the stun wears off though

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>>43456491
its especially cute if theyre trying to hide their true emotions too. the cute look on their faces when you point it out is the stuff dreams are made of.

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>>43456506

>> No.43456516

>>43456511
Just made me think of a cheetah girl biting her tail

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>>43456516

>> No.43456551

>>43456529
She's perfect

>> No.43456560
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choco cat milk

>> No.43456566

>>43456560
>When the werecat monk puts too many points into charisma
Her robes weren't built to take it.

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.43456617

>43456589
>>>/discord/
Go away attention whore

>> No.43456624

Meanwhile in Area 51 where a Shoggoth that slipped through a portal early is being held within an SCP style containment chamber and being studied after her (suspiciously willing) capture.

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>>43456424
>>43456440
>"you like Anon right?"
>"no? then why did you start wagging your tail like that when i said his name?"
>"Anon is such a dense guy y'know, he asked me why i'm not wagging my tail all the time like you do."
>"he dosen't realize you only do it when hes around."
>"you should be more honest with your feelings y'know."
>"he could walk by any second y'know. he always goes here."
>"though i guess that's why you're always here too."
>"i wonder... if i wind you up a bit, would you still be able to keep a straight face when he comes around?~"
>"what's with the sniffing?~ caught his scent?~ lets get on with it then~"
>"stop? why?~ your resistance isnt very convincing y'know~"
>"fine, fine. il stop."
>"hmmm~ i wonder whos footsteps those are~"

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I have decided to get the real scoop on what dark elf villages are truly like! I'm tired of all the pro slavery propaganda that these dark elves push, I will expose them! I've been snuggled into a dark elf village and I'm spying on them as we speak. Wish me luck bros, I'm gonna be famous after writing this book

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I would love to hang out in a high fantasy inn and see bird bar maids and adventurers.

>> No.43456657

>>43456648
Birds would be awful bar maidens

>> No.43456676

>>43456648
Listen, being a traveling trader in the land of MGs is what I want to do.

>> No.43456693

>>43456657
Harpies have to be diversity hires, they always spill your drinks because they have no fingers to grasp them.

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>>43456630
Extremely cute.

>> No.43456704

I have created a magical hourglass that will allow me to time travel. I will finally be able to escape these rapist Monsters by going back in time to the Prrcambrian era in which they didn't exist! Hahahaha!

>> No.43456710

>>43456657
She just has to bring you one drink and then you fuck her anyway so its no big deal

>> No.43456719

>>43456704
*bring me to life by evanescence distantly playing in the background*
>it's getting closer

>> No.43456732

>>43456704
>anon discovers countless forgotten eldritch mgs that were never documented

>> No.43456742
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>>43456704
>anon forgets to calibrate his time travel glass before use
>accidentally jumps back to the cretaceous period instead
Hope you like motherfucking a T-Rex.

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>>43456657
A pretty basic rule of thumb; if the monstergirl there isn't a good fit for the job, she's only there to grab a husband.

>> No.43456752

>>43456719
what the fuck would an anomalocaris MG look like?

>> No.43456778

>>43456742
>anon accidentally goes to the Carboniferous period
>now has to deal with ain't scorpion girls, huge Oomukades, and trigonotarbid arachnes

>> No.43456809

>offer to help a Salamander practice boxing by holding up pads for her
>she still punches me through two walls
At least she visited me in the hospital later to apologize. Full body cast still kind of sucks though.

>> No.43456834

>>43456809
I would demand she pay me back with her body. She's a Salamander, so she's warm, and hospital ac is cold, so she needs to use her bodyheat to keep me warm.

>> No.43456842

>>43456834
I don't think that's a good idea in a full body cast.

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>> No.43456853

>>43456842
Casts are hard as rock, I don't think you could even be jostled in a full body cast.

>> No.43456854

>>43456842
mamono mana is the world's greatest anaesthesia.
ask all the boyfriends of mind flayers that undergo non-euclidean transformations

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>>43456854
Yeah, when me and my shogwife go to sleep at night we kinda end up merged into one flesh by morning. It takes a while to "untangle" all the organs, if you know what I mean.

>> No.43456865

dna evidence

>> No.43456870

>>43456834
It's only right that she pays with her body. How else is a man supposed to fap with an arm in a cast?

>> No.43456883

>>43456865
What you call you and your hellhound wifes daugthers whom happen to have green eyes and streaks of brown/blonde in in their hair.

>> No.43456901

>>43456704
Hellhound of tindalos really REALLY liked that

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>>43456048

>> No.43456940
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>> No.43456942

>>43456643
There is going to be snuggling alright. with the older dark elf hags

>> No.43456965

>All the sabbath heads dislike Coffee Except for Kuro who is smug about having refined taste and Grelia who shotguns it before heading to work.

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>> No.43456993

>>43456965
Sounds like the Sabbath has alot of outright childish and immature adults who have yet to truly grow up.

>> No.43457002

>>43456091
several in fact, since i have three wives

>> No.43457003

>>43456993
Coffee sucks shit and I'll never abandon that thought. Give me a glass of water any god damn day over that shite.

>> No.43457007

My Baphomet insists on riding on my head every time we go somewhere.

>> No.43457023

can an automaton be undead?

>> No.43457028

>>43457023
pay up, gaijin

>> No.43457030

>>43456993
They like sweet things and can get them.
Even if I myself enjoy my coffee strong.

>Watching my familiar's smile turn tight as she watches me drink coffee without a care.

>> No.43457033

>>43457023
No, she was never alive in a way to become undead, the same way you can’t have an undead slime.

>> No.43457037

>>43457033
but she thinks for herself and is able to be reasoned with, doesnt that mean shes alive?

>> No.43457049

>>43457023
She can if she's an automaton ghost hybrid. The result collaborative experiment between a lich and a gremlin.

>> No.43457058

>>43456864
>Elden Ring DLC is released
>promised shog wife to merge with her for a week
I will avoid making shog wife into pouty shog wife at all cost.

>> No.43457071

>>43457049
how would that work? A virus that can take over discarded automaton bodies, can travel and infect your computer or any electric device with a screen and a cpu?

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>>43457023
i do wonder if parasite slime, tentacle brains or even fairies could take up reside inside girls with room to spare like living dolls or living armor.
a big living armor protecting a nest of fairies inside her chest cavity sounds cute

>> No.43457095

>>43457071
KC said that gremlins have yet recreate Automatons. I assume it's because they can't find a way to replicate their sentience. So as a workaround, they substituted the AI by putting a ghost in a mechanical body.

>> No.43457105

>>43457095
Why care about the asspull lore...

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Cats.

>> No.43457134

>>43457095
You know automatons being possessed by ghost mamonos makes sense to me it would explain some of their sentience in a medieval world, also I don’t want to fuck a soulless being.

>> No.43457138
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What good are good girls and heroines anyway?? Evil girls are just plain superior

>> No.43457144

>>43457138
Evil girls aren't cute.

>> No.43457152

>>43457138
corruption bait, mostly

>> No.43457157

>>43457138
Evildoers do not deserve husbands.

>> No.43457162

>>43457138
But who’s gonna stop me when I go on my evil warlock arc if there is no more cute magical mamono girls.

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>>43457138
True, true.

>> No.43457170

>>43457138
I don't want to be bullied.

>> No.43457172

>>43457162
eviler lady looking to consolidate power
romantically

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>>43457144
>Evil girls aren't cute.

>> No.43457178

>>43457138
She is asking for to be worshipped.

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>>43457138
I can fix her.

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>>43457144
>>43457157
Wrong, evil is cute and always win the hero's heart

>> No.43457208

>>43457187
No. Evil is bad. Evil girls must be imprisoned forever.

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>>43457208
she's under house arrest

>> No.43457223

>>43457208
Even the bapho who snuck out of the cookie jar without permission?!

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>>43457112

>> No.43457227

>>43457224
Fuck off gachatroon.

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>>43457138
Evil girls act all tough but all it takes is a bit of mild flirting to knock them off balance

>> No.43457233

>>43457223
Especially that Bapho who snuck out of the cookie jar without permission.

>> No.43457235

>>43457223
She'll be sealed away in her tomb for a thousand years!
grounded for a week with no phone or TV

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>>43457174
now that is a face begging for correction.

>> No.43457249

Gimme your best centaurs please!

>> No.43457256

>>43457213
>proudly claim that you defeated and sealed the evil dragon
>ignore the priestess that tells you that taking her home and breeding her is not sealing
If it works, it works

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>>43457138

>> No.43457332

>>43457138
Telling a "evil" monstergirl you like female HUMAN villainesses like Kafka from Honkai Star Rail!

>> No.43457371

>>43457239
I remember that face!
Eternal tickle correction!

>> No.43457390 [SPOILER] 
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>>43456643
Get ready

>> No.43457420

>>43457187
That fox will milk your soul out between her boobs and mock you for it.
Do Not Trust Foxes

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>>43457420
here's a flat fox. my levels should be safe

>> No.43457451

As the King of the northern human realm, I find it highly vulgar and offensive that I keep getting couriers bringing me messages from the Queen of the Southern Elf Kingdom proposing mergers of our realms through marriage alliances, alongside long and drawn out love letters and admissions of being my "most ardent admirer". I of course have all of these letters burnt immediately and do not reply. It would be a damning convention for my realm and her people to let those damn knife ears consort with it, and I know this is all simply a ploy by the Elf Queen to try growing her power base. Everyone knows that in Elf relationships, the husband is always subordinate to the wife. My royal army will keep these filthy Elves at bay and protect our human sovereignty and independence for sure, they are all armed with the finest steel, puny Elf tricks cannot overcome a man in full plate with a claymore.

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Lilim appreciation post. The hag has come to collect your virginity, anon

>> No.43457485

>>43457479
i'll leave her an IOU

>> No.43457489

>>43457451
Sire, have you considered leading the elves into conflict with the fairies to destabilize them both in our interests? Think about it, you could say whoever wins will be the one who gets to marry you, that ought to make the Elven queen and Titania go bonkers.

>> No.43457511

>>43457489
Hmmmm that may be a good idea, but the High Queen of the Dwarves may use this as an opportunity to attempt making a move on my demesne to claim my hand and vows by force, those Dwarves are all pushy. And that would also draw the attention of the Orc Horde who could launch surprise attacks snatching up and marrying my men at the command of their Chief-tan. I will have to consider my options here for protecting the human realm, hmmm.....

>> No.43457523

>>43457511
Very good sire, as you wish. Also, the Liches and their Undead Army are attacking again.

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>> No.43457532

>>43457523
Oh God's above, again?! You'd have thought they would get the idea after the last time they attacked with their ally, the Vampire Countess, and we repelled them by launching barrels worth of garlics and silver at them with the onagers and catapults!

>> No.43457546

>>43457532
The scouts on the ramparts just said they sighted a Dragon headed for your castle as well milord.

>> No.43457549

Kikis aren't real. It's a conspiracy.

They're just shoggs that've more perfectly mastered human-like transformation, being able to replicate all the inner-workings of a human body and its appearance.

>> No.43457556

>>43457549
like that one coackroach monster movie?

>> No.43457558

>>43457549
i don't know, when kiki makes shogloaf it just doesn't taste right

>> No.43457562

>>43457546
Sigh.... I want to abdicate my throne.

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>>43457556
i don't know if they were that great at disguise

>> No.43457576

>>43457574
Heh, Mimic.

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ded

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>>43457451
>>43457489
>>43457511
>>43457523
>>43457532
>>43457546
>>43457562
>Typical playthrough of Total War: Monstergirl Encyclopedia
>playing as the Human Realm is absolutely broken, underpowered and will be in need two or three years worth of updates and patches until it is remotely playable and not broken

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Always be polite to others, you don't know what they've been through.
Like how the catgirl behind the bar at the tavern is actually a retired epic level adventurer who came back home to settle down.

>> No.43457679

>>43457657
Fuck off.

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>>43457679
>Look Mom! I posted it again!!!

>> No.43457685

Do you dare take the "escape from hagville on valentines day" challenge?
Don't mind the wailing and crying, this is generally a bad day for them

>> No.43457692

>>43457685
I think the Mother's day challenge would be worse and it's this weekend

>> No.43457695

>>43457685
My wife (who is the same age or younger than me) proudly parade through the streets of hagville on V-day, laughing at the sad saggy losers.

>> No.43457700

>>43457692
Well it should be a challenge one is able to overcome, not suicide.

>> No.43457707

>>43457685
>"escape from hagville on valentines day" challenge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr1mx9z87yk

>> No.43457755

>>43456048
BREAKING NEWS

The Medical Sabbath is temporarily having to halt operations for just a mere five minutes because Ms. Griela is currently having to deal with a medical staff who so happens to be autistic.

>"I AM A SURGEON!!! I AM A SURGEON!!!!!" Is heard being yelled at the halls of the Medical Sabbath as Griela has to sit through the ramblings of a literal autist

>> No.43457759

>>43457685
I've got a slight cold, it's probably fine to just walk out of there. Not like some giant fish is gonna leap out of the sea and forcefeed me a hearty sealife stew with maddened hearts in her eyes.

>> No.43457779

>>43457759
>make a sniffling sound
>freeze as every head on the street turns to stare at you

>> No.43457781

>>43457759
>going to hagville while being in any state of weakness
Send me the wedding invite yeah?

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>> No.43457787

>>43457685
I ain't waiting that long.

>>43457692
MUCH more convenient. I choose the Mother's Day Challenge. After all, every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night.

Wait, what actually is the Mother's Day Challenge?

>> No.43457790

>>43457105
Cope and seethe cuck.

>> No.43457796

if a merrow manages to chuck her hat onto your head from the river you're considered married

>> No.43457797

>>43457782
>troon OC
fag

>> No.43457802

>>43457787
Nukicorp releases a gas in the air around hagville that uh... activates the female reproductive system.
Bring a list of baby names just in case

>> No.43457805

>>43457685
I start my escape by climbing a building. I can escape by parkour jumping from roof to roof until I reach the town limits, from there it's just a short run out. Hags are too out of shape to be able to catch somebody as athletic and maneuverable as a parkourist like me.

>> No.43457827

>>43457805
>harpy bait
>dragon bait
Anon...

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>>43457802
That... actually sounds excellent. I hope there are some older spider girls there. Ideally Ushi-Onis or Jorou Gumos.

Or perhaps a day face Jorou who agrees to protect me from Miss Ushi, but then I could deliberately let Miss Ushi catch me at dusk...

>> No.43457855

>>43457827
Harpy and Dragon hags will be too heavy from the sheer amount of heavy sag tits and fat ass they carry around to intercept me midair.

>> No.43457866

>>43457855
All that extra weight just adds more velocity when they divebomb you

>> No.43457869

>>43457805
>A hag dark mage starts to make you levitate slowly towards her with her arms outstretched waiting to hug you once you get close
Sorry anon, I hope you like being a mana pump for a creepy mage

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>> No.43457875

i aint afraid of no ghost.

>> No.43457880

I want to be the villain in a monster's story! The type that will never be convinced by words to change my ways! She and her friends will have to cut me down if they want to move forward!

>> No.43457879

sparkledog kiki with dyed neon hair and fur, piercings, and definition of clean being glow in the dark paint, glitter, and rainbows everywhere.

>> No.43457885

>>43457879
Kill yourself.

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>> No.43457889

>>43457887
sticking my tongue in her cheek hole

>> No.43457891
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>>43457880
The protagonist in question

>> No.43457893

>>43457885
scene girls make my pp big
what mamono should i wife then

>> No.43457907

>>43457891
I HATE MINDLFAYERS I HATE MINDFLAYERS I HATE MINDFLAYERS I HATE MINDFLAYERS I HATE MINDFLAYERS

>> No.43457910

>>43457907
upon further consideration they're pretty cute

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>>43457893
I vote gote.

>> No.43457926

>>43457891
I would sooner gut myself before being turned into a flayer's disposable squid dildo.

>> No.43457945

>>43457910
Mindflayers are awful. If a Mindflayer came at me I'd flood my head with terrible things until they leave me alone.

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>> No.43457953

Mindflayers GET OUT

>> No.43457962

>>43456993
Yeah, they don't even put fancy toppings on their pizza.
>Anon keeps getting invites to Sabbath Pizza-parties in their basement
>asks what flavours, its apparently just cheese

>> No.43457966

>>43457962
spending money on a plain cheese pizza is a waste of time, money, and ingredients. just deplorable behavior all around.

>> No.43457969

>>43457891
Every time you see a Mindflayer, she's getting molested in public by her husband.

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You'll do your part to help an endangered species, right Anon?

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>>43457994
But if they're endangered why do I see so many when I visit the mist continent?

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>>43457549
Shogg maidos are just trying to emulate the true Kiki maidos by forming their goo into maido uniforms.

>> No.43458008

>>43457994
Snow leopard?

>> No.43458013
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>>43457998
stop asking questions and fuck the tiger, unless you want the triads knocking on your door.

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what should I do?

>> No.43458028

>>43458013
>unless you want the triads knocking on your door.
What are they going to do? Hag me?

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>> No.43458035

>>43458013
I'm not doing anything until I get shown proper evidence of her claims! You can't just lie and threaten people with visits from criminals for not believing you

>> No.43458039

>>43457962
I understood that reference, Anon.

>> No.43458041

>>43458030
cute

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>>43457994
Of course, all she has to do is assume the position.

>> No.43458054

>>43458017
Give her the dick.

>> No.43458056

>>43458030
Thats it! THAT IS IT!!! ENOUGH! I am going to open console commands AND the Developer Tools and Modding Tools to nerf and downgrade that monstergirl! The world of Monstergirl Encyclopedia is a JRPG-video game type of world right!? Therefore, I'm gonna utilize the Dev Tools and Modding to finally give humans a Buff and Nerf some certain OP and broken Monstergirl assets.

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>>43458017
vampires seem kind of mean

>> No.43458068

>>43458017
*flips off whore* "Fuck off."

>> No.43458072

>>43458062
I want to lay on top of a Vampire like this.

>> No.43458075

>>43458056
Using the Chief God's most holy tools is punishable by a seraphim smacking you with a sacred pool noodle until you apologize.

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>> No.43458099

>>43458017
The food bowl seems unusually harsh and inconsiderate for Lady Yupiel

>> No.43458107

>>43456461
>Tfw she wants to snuggle and handhold like normies
>But anon won’t stop with the “uohhhhhhhhh! harder master!”
Ironically, being a dominatrix bdsm mistress becomes harder the more anon is into it.

>> No.43458113

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that working hard and working out will give you a scent your wives will find irresistable.
Either shower quickly or prepare your pelvis.

>> No.43458129

>>43457782
Cute. Is there a story behind this?

>> No.43458133

>get shog maid
>all the water in the fridge is goopy and grey
>all the food is suspended in grey jelly aspic
what has she been doing?

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>>43458133
Nothing anon, it was always like that. I think you might have to rely on your wife a little more

>> No.43458182

>>43458075
>not smacking her with your own sacred pool noodle
Pretty sad. It’s like you fags don’t even read the Holy Book.
>Durr what me do with muh noodle?
Absolute proof of slacking in church. That’s on page 5, after the cunnilingus section.

>> No.43458198

>>43458017
Put on the collar and be grateful anon

>> No.43458221

>>43458017
Mention your peanut butter allergy IMMEDIATELY before it’s too late!

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>>43458017
Vampires can be so sadistic sometime. It’s good to remember to bully them throughout the day so that they aren’t as mean all the time.

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Yank on monster tails.
You will not regret it.
There will be no consequences to your actions.

>> No.43458261

>>43458250
Touching a monster girl's anything always has consequences. Always.

>> No.43458267

>>43458261
You have to yank hard enough that the sensory overload stuns them and then vanish into the night before they can recover

>> No.43458281

>>43458261
>shoulder bump a monster girl because you're having a bad day and don't really care
>now she's following you around calling herself your wife
Surely there's a legal precedent that says this doesn't count!

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>>43458250
I know what I am and I know what I want. Consequences be damned.

>> No.43458285

>>43458281
>experiencing a negative emotion while unmarried
you brought this on yourself

>> No.43458290

>>43458039
Their 'Temple' is all just to extract the maximum amount of Essence...

>> No.43458297

>>43457948
Nice, a convenient huffing area.

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>> No.43458305

>>43458285
But I'm always feeling a negative emotion?!

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>>43458305
And I bet you wonder why all the stray catgirls in the neighborhood seem to break into your home specifically

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>>43458250
I'd just smack them on the ass and run instead

>> No.43458337

No, Shoggoth. I will not give you kids.

>> No.43458339

>royal princess/queen monster disquises her stalking her love intrest by taking "Walks" around the city

>> No.43458357

>>43458133
>be Anon
>Shoggy maido has taken over his apartment
>'improving' everything with a layer of greypurple goo
>[knock on the door]
>it's the Big Oni from next-door
>"Uh, sorry to bother you, Mr.Anon, but I've got the plumbers in my place unclogging the pipes. Could I use your bathroom, please, I really need to take a dump."
>Anon:"Uh, sure."
>Oni rushes past Anon, down the hallway, first on the left
>[Shoggo howls from the kitchen]
>Anon not allowed to have guests in the apartment anymore

>> No.43458361

>>43458326
I don't like cats that much though. I had one as a kid but he's been dead for years...

>> No.43458368

>farms now hire a "scarecrow"
>there to distact the harpies with sex so they dont eat the crops

>> No.43458372

>>43458357
kek'd

>> No.43458374

>>43458357
Fuck off.

>> No.43458387

>>43458368
>distract all the birds
>the Green Menace goes unchallenged

>> No.43458395

>>43458017
>It's Anon's birthday
>reverso-day
>make her put the collar on
>hard rough doggie-style while she finishes everything in the bowl
>make her 'Awoo' while Anon cooms
Happy Birthday Anon

>> No.43458402

>>43458374
>Kiki says " Iz Szhogg, iz schitty maido"

>> No.43458404

>raiju daughter that zaps people she don't like

>> No.43458417

>Hellhound tries to rape me
>I pull out a juicy bone covered in ham
>her ears perk up
>throw it
>...right off a cliff
>she goes after it and falls like in a looney toons short or something
Showed her.

>> No.43458419

do you even love your monster wife if you wont eat her body parts?

>> No.43458420

>boxing champ anon going toe to with an ogre
>until she gets off from the fight to much and cums, throwing boxer anon of is rythm in confusion

>> No.43458425

>>43458419
that sounds dagerously close to that one scat meme

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>>43458419
As a 2hufag I can safely say that if I loved her then having her eat me on a whim is just part and parcel.
>>43458425
Cause it is you idiot

>> No.43458437

Is there anything better than a chesires smig grin?

>> No.43458438

>>43458417
>she actually did get it and landed on all fours
>hear an earth shattering sound from below and look up in time to see her catapult up into the air from below the cliff with her superhuman strength
>divebombs on top you
Anon... you can't stop a Hellhound.

>> No.43458445

>>43458435
at least that character got stabbed

>> No.43458448

>>43458438
Anon did the oldest trick in the book and doped the meat with sleeping medicine.
It won't hold her for long but its enough time to get away.

Wan never stood a chance

>> No.43458460

>>43458448
Wouldn't that just have him end up with a sleeping hound pinning him down? She's probably heavy too

>> No.43458465

>>43458448
She has your scent anon, and becomes more determined and angry each loss. When she catches you, she'll make you a mewling mess

>> No.43458470

>>43458460
Anon could turtle it and slip out from under her after a bit of manuvering. Believe in Anon!
>>43458465
>puts on cologne
GGEZ

>> No.43458474

>>43458445
>He hasn't seen the alt ending and extra eps where they marry and continue their degeneracy in the countryside

>> No.43458485

I've allways accociated wurms with eating gemstones for some reason

>> No.43458490

>>43458438
>>43458448
It's okay. I have a tennis ball for a contigency, when she gets done with the bone and wakes up from her sleep next time I'll throw the tennis ball. Her hound instincts make sure she can't possibly resist chasing it and when she does it in her mouth she'll accidentally swallow it due to having a humanoid mouth, lodging it in her throat and choking her so I can get away.

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>>43458485
>for some reason

>> No.43458505

>>43458494
i honestly havent seen that before

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>>43458505
Have you seen this one?

>> No.43458521

>>43458513
that one i have seen

>> No.43458536

>>43458485
Just don't take her to the local jewelry store or you'll be paying off the damages for years

>> No.43458553

How do wurms dig?
swiping the rock away in fron of them?
or spining underground like a draconic drill?

>> No.43458555

>>43457685
Im going to roll into the town as if i came straight from the 80s, riding on a chopper while blasting van halen. all that will stun the older women and make them calmer meaning i can go about my business without issue

>> No.43458559

>>43456066
bros... i dont want to lose to this fox's breasts...

>> No.43458562

>>43458017
get on your steel steed and leave

>> No.43458565

>>43458553
I like to imagine the drill, it's a fun image.
>see a Wurm hole
>put your ear to it
>hear a faint WEEEEEEEEE

>> No.43458571

>>43458565
nah, it would be
>SPE E E E E E E E EN

>> No.43458575

>>43458485
Thats hwo they get their extremely tough hide, and i heard diamonds go well with eggs and grits

>> No.43458580

>>43458553
>>43458565
>>43458571
You are all wrong, they do spin, but its like the blades of a fan.
Wurms care little for the rules of man

>> No.43458659

Thinking about mob faced lilim again today. The kind of dork you want to make happy, whose ears obviously wiggle in delight when you do something nice for her

>> No.43458672

>>43457891
NEED

>> No.43458707

>>43458659
ah yes, the one who rules over the kingdom of simple faces. shes rather cute with how she talks so chunnily but what she actually said is do you want to go on a date and her face when you point it out by saying yes, I do want to go on a date with you

>> No.43458725
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I love cute lizardgirls!

>> No.43458744

>>43458725
Fuck off faggot

>> No.43458756

>>43458725
Ey now, this is monster girls. We ain’t here for traps buddy. If you want to post black souls you could at least post the succubus that eats your heart.

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>>43456398
>>43456427
Late, but here.

>> No.43458767

>>43458725
going to lovingly blow her feminine penis!

>> No.43458781
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>>43458725
that's a boy idiot
stupid retard

>> No.43458794
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>> No.43458798

>>43458794
Khepri method

>> No.43458806

>>43458794
>yurishit artist

>> No.43458871

>>43457671
>hear settle down
>Mumble "Stupid 3D who sucked too much dick and need some beta chuck to provided"
>Leave the establishment
Even a nice cat can't put me out of this fog.

>> No.43458873

43458794
>Yuri faggot
No thanks

>> No.43458883

>>43458794
yuri faggot? yes please!

>> No.43458885
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43458885

>legit monster girl image gets more push back than actual faggotry, because the artist draws weird shit on the side
clown thread

>> No.43458890

@43458725
@43458781
CHESSHHHH
HELP MEEEE
AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.43458891

>>43458781
Close enough desu

>> No.43458897
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43458897

>>43458885
Honk Honk

>> No.43458913

>>43458725
>>43458781
game name? and...him..?

>> No.43458918
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43458918

>>43458725
>>43458781
Eh. I’m with >>43458891. Fucker brought (you) a picnic basket and didn’t bring a knife. Wtf is this Black Souls about anyway?

>> No.43458922

>>43458885
>implying I'm not allowed to shit on both
Fuck off nigger.

>> No.43458924

>>43458918
>>43458891
Kill yourself.

>> No.43458925

>>43458918
>Wtf is this Black Souls about anyway?
if you ask someone who's a fan, they'll give you a 5-paragraph explanation, where 1 paragraph's worth of words won't be spoiler tagged
tl;dr a japanese guy combined japan's obsession with alice in wonderland with lovecraft and made a batshit insane rpg maker game

>> No.43458959

>>43458794
>Sphinx rounds the brick so it's easier to push
>Anubis bitches at her when it arrives at the pyramid site
>Something, something, can't build with round bricks
>Sphinx doesn't care
>Sphinx goes home to hubby for hours and hours of lovemaking
>Sphinx misses a couple days of work because of lovemaking
>Anubis is seething when sphinx returns
>Sphinx pushes her buttons because anubis is single and she isn't
>Anubis seethe reaches heights unknown
>Sphinx clocks out early for more lovemaking
>All the other workers suffer because of sphinx's antics and joking

>> No.43458972

>>43458959
how long did it take ms. sphinx to carve her stone block into a sphere?

>> No.43458977

>>43458972
She probably just magicked it.

>> No.43458984

>>43458972
Don't respond to the namefag retard

>> No.43459001

>>43458984
he's been here for half a fucking year you gimp do you think ignoring him is going to make him leave

>> No.43459018

>>43458924
No.
>>43458925
Okay? What’s the batshit insane part?

>> No.43459025

>>43459001
I've actually been here for 9 years. I didn't start breath posting until last year.

>> No.43459031

>>43459001
Yeah and it would be better if his shitposts were left with no replies, instead of acting like what he's doing is okay and we'll end up with more retarded namefags when newfags decide to copy him.
He's also a shitposter and was caught posting scat bait, so there's no reason to validate him in any way.

>> No.43459080

personally, i think every monster girl should have snouts

>> No.43459093

>>43459080
Kill yourself furfag

>> No.43459127

>>43459018
>What’s the batshit insane part?
the plot, mainly, where it requires an understanding of lovecraft's works, old fairy tales, and alice in wonderland, but the art's strange and so is the gameplay later on
i wouldn't personally recommend it since it's about as far away from MGE as you could possibly get

>> No.43459140
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43459140

monstrous monstersex with monstery monsters

>> No.43459147

>>43459140
That sounds like something Franziska von Karma would say

>> No.43459151

>>43459140
Pig: Normal Difficulty
Pig: Hard Difficulty

>> No.43459154
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43459154

>>43459151
I choose legendary difficulty and will take on and monstersex both piggies at once.
>>43459147
What would she monsterize into?

>> No.43459160

>>43459154
Clearly she'd be a Dark Elf, right?

>> No.43459162

>>43459160
Or some kind of not-egyptian Anubis

>> No.43459164

>>43459160
now that you mention it, she even has a whip as her attribute

>> No.43459167

>>43459140
>>43459154
I'll take 5 p'orcs to go please!

>> No.43459168

Mothra's Day soon.

>> No.43459180

>>43459140
I'd a loli h'orc

>> No.43459195
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>>43459180
>piggie but not meaty
I mean, that's fine sure, but piggies should be thick.

>> No.43459268
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43459268

don't tell your dog wife you want to play dead, when you come back from work

>> No.43459372

>>43458918
It's a kind of story heavy RPG with a bit of sex where everyone is fairly deranged. It was quite popular for a while

>> No.43459417
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43459417

They are called family dogs, because they are the best candidates for starting families with!

>> No.43459431

>>43459417
I prefer cat. Blacked fur one of possible.

>> No.43459453
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>>43459431
what about skin? choco or vanilla?

>> No.43459530

>>43459417
>Potato

>> No.43459534

>>43457926
Who says you’re disposable you’re her greatest obsession and possession. Also you won’t get a mindflayer after you if your energy isn’t feeling like it.

>> No.43459554

>>43459453
Vanilla

>> No.43459557

>>43459530
Insist on naming the kids yourself.

>> No.43459562
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43459562

>>43459431
Kitty does biiiiig stritch.

>> No.43459569

>>43457926
>>43459534
Chaos monster for one wouldn't want someone that absolutely hated the transformation in the first place. Monsters are attracted to desire directed at them. Also the entries are from the point of view of the scholar who never sees their private life. They get embarrassed by being seen with their husband in his human form and wouldn't show that to the scholar. He has mulple tweets about chaos monster having secret "love-dovey" dates with their human form husband.
>The Cthulhu girls have a different mentality from humans and other demon girls, so when they hold hands with their human husbands on a date, they turn so red that their faces look like they've been boiling, and they end up being pulled by their husbands' hands. A sober-faced Mindflayer would probably be like that too.

>> No.43459582

>>43459569
Well that’s what I was kinda saying where some men are built for these kinds of monsters and others are built for these kinds of monsters. Which is where the monster bait posts come into play.

>> No.43459687

>>43459195
Yeah sure but they still need to be sabbath approved.

>> No.43459753
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Monsters overproducing venom is cute and funny
>Manticore with a tail dripping venom making puddles everywhere
>Lamia with venom stains running down her mouth
>Girtablilu produces so much venom she’s the only one who’s able to assassinate a sandworm

>> No.43459852

You haven't explained to me yet why I shouldn't marry a centaur.

>> No.43459860
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>>43456066
That fox only has on eye, and it's so tiny!

>> No.43459866

>>43459852
I hope you like big puffy anuses than Anon.

>> No.43459881

>>43459866
Not him but I would go to town on a centaur’s ass.

>> No.43459892

Gazer can't hypnotize me through a window, can she?

>> No.43459899

>>43459892
As long as you're not on the first floor and there's no trees or lanterns outside.

>> No.43459914

I heard that if you press down on the spade part of a demon's or succubus's tail it'll make them cum instantly. Anyone try this with a lilim?

>> No.43459928
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43459928

>depressed man finds a new lease on life with the help of Orcs doing Orc things also sex
And there you have it. Co-starring Dr. Nota Fleiya and a Wurm called Daisy:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47103700

>> No.43459931

>sign up for colonoscopy because potential cancer is no fun and you don't feel like turning into undead incubus if you get it
>enter the examination room
>there's just a table and a gazer with a shit-eating grin on her face
I HATE THE DL I HATE THE DL

>> No.43459932

>>43459899
Shit, I don't have a second floor, only a small attic to hide in as a last resort. I guess I can just keep my blinds down and curtains closed then to avoid her eyes. Sides, it's not like she can get past my locked doors anyway.

>> No.43459952

>>43459928
nice, thank you!

>> No.43459966

>>43459562
My pp too now.

>> No.43459974

>>43459931
I won't do the colonoscopy exam, portal or not. I prefer tumors.

>> No.43460069

>>43459928
Hakuna their tatas.
Nice one, but you forgot the Orc tag there.

>> No.43460081

>>43459928
>Alpanon
It's some gay FUTA isn't It...

>> No.43460105

>>43459687
This anon gets it, a good resident of MGC should make sure all the girls he dates are sabbath approved before any tomfoolery.

>> No.43460143

>>43459928
>half baked orc text I made in boredom gets turned into a story
Fantastic

>> No.43460221

Gonna do a video about surviving 24 hours as an un-manamarked virgin in Hagville for my Montube channel.

>> No.43460237

>>43458781
his?

>> No.43460246
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43460246

>>43458133
>what has she been doing?

>> No.43460249

>>43460221
>the video plays like predator 1 after Arnold wises up to the predators tactics

>> No.43460255

>>43460246
Just a pinch of Shog. On that note, she does like it when you pinch her ass.

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>>43460221
I feel like this will be like a found footage documentary with Cloverfield elements, with the poor anon at the end being raped but you can only hear his screams before they get muffled by a massive hag body

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>>43460221
I am gonna do a prank channel, gonna grab a hellwans tail and ass and run for it at the mall while dressed in a hotdog suit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23aaanf_pn4

>> No.43460287

is there anything you couldn't make into an mg?

>> No.43460289

>police found the sabbath tapes
uh oh.

>> No.43460291

>>43460272
Return to tradition
Blair witch project style documentary

>> No.43460294

>>43460287
A main battle tank.

>> No.43460296

>>43460287
a mg that's based off of furries
>>43460294
i have pictures of that

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>>43460294

>> No.43460320

>>43460287
tobias from arrested development.

>> No.43460324

>sneak up on my shog from behind and try to rip her "shirt" open to expose her breasts as a prank
>just get my hands covered in whitish-grey goo and literally sank into her bust
>can't pull them free now
Oh.
Oh no.

>> No.43460334
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43460334

>Greetings, human. As your kind obviously cannot take care of themselves, I, as a superior lifeform, have taken it upon myself to take care of you, a pitiful little mere mammal. Be grateful.

>> No.43460335

>>43460287
An actual planet.

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>>43460324
S-shog can't do that! She's the maid not the master, she has to listen to him

>> No.43460351

>>43460335
Actually probably could do something with that similar to the sandworm. Where the monster girl is in the planet, that their outer part would be dwarf planet in size.

>> No.43460357
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>>43460289
>its a bunch of tapes of Sabbath girls doing innocent things like having tea and hanging out
>the girl video taping it insisted on making the camera seem blurry and like it was being filmed from the window or bushes
>They're not even yours, they were shoved into your package when you mail ordered some medicine and supplements
>your not even sure why you were arrested
>special detective bapho walks in and explains the situation
>turns out the salesman had sent you those videos as a means of advertising because you registered on her pedometer
>she was salty when you never got back to her about it
>she pressed charges for blue ovaring the sabbath girls
>She'll only drop the charges if you attend the singles mixer

>> No.43460360

>>43458781
anon unlike the rest of this thread, i don't really care, if its cute why split hairs?

>> No.43460365

>>43460335
One very, VERY fertile set of elements girls on an exotic planet, maybe. Are you a bad enough dude to fuck your wife hard enough and bring life to this barren land?

>> No.43460370

>>43460351
Anon, no. Listen to me, you cannot fuck mother earth herself, you can't fuck Venus or Mars or a Gas Giant like Saturn either.
You. Cannot. Fuck. A. Planet.
Don't even try, that's as ridiculous as trying to fuck the sun.

>> No.43460371

>>43460335
Earth-chan comes to mind and you could make her more golem or elemental like

>> No.43460381
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>>43460370
>you cannot fuck mother earth herself, you can't fuck Venus or Mars or a Gas Giant like Saturn either.
That's what you think, kiddo. Claiming Saturn-chan btw.

>> No.43460396

Kinda weird how in a random location deep in the middle of the ocean there might be a fresh baked pizza

>> No.43460405

>>43460370
If I want to fuck a eldritch planet girl I can do as I please.

>> No.43460429
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>>43460370
What if it was like in Fate though, where each planet has a sort of alien super being that embodies it like how ORT embodies the Oort Cloud? Pic related isn't exactly monster girl-ified ORT, more like somebody cosplaying him but it looks close enough you'd get my idea.

>> No.43460434
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43460434

Don't ever trust a hebi with anything unless you want to be trapped with her in a "'love nest" forever

>> No.43460438

>>43460334
>Hear that just after waking up
>Feel really bad
>Go back in your bedroom
>Lock the door
>Even your servent don't respect You
>Cry a little
>Start to write the papers to fire her
I prefer to leave alone, even if I can't clean well things or cook

>> No.43460444

I've actually seen a dream that had a planet girl. The way it worked was that she could manifest as a separate human body or projection or whatever on her own surface.
>mfw she died in the dream

>> No.43460445

>>43460370
didn't stop zeus.
not that that's a high bar

>> No.43460450
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43460450

>>43460324
As punishment for being such a naughty master you will have to suckle her Shogteats for the next few hours and drink her Shogmilk.

>> No.43460452

>>43460429
Olga please, you don't have to wear the clown clothes.
She already has tough company with ORT and Arcueid

>> No.43460455

>Ywn wake up to a harpy singing you beautiful songs in the morning
It hurts

>> No.43460456

>>43460444
She died what happened? did she suddenly blowup or did she die in a very hilarious way that didn’t make any damn sense?

>> No.43460464

>>43460450
Probably tastes like when you melt down grape popsicles into a juice.

>> No.43460469

>>43460455
>its a crow harpy
What now?

>> No.43460474

>>43460469
Gun it down. Fuck fuckers are smart but also really annoying in the morning.

>> No.43460476
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43460476

>>43460434
find a wild hebi and see if all that crazy is nature or nurture

>> No.43460478
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43460478

>You want me to lick your face?
>Weird, but okay...

>> No.43460482

>>43460474
>dodges
>teleports behind you
Heh... nothing GWAH kid...

>> No.43460483

>>43458781
ah i see...so whats the source?

>> No.43460489

>>43460478
>karbo

>> No.43460504

>>43460476
>You find a feral wild hebi
>You don't even get to say hi before getting blasted with enough spirit fire to make your vision dark around the edges
>You barely even see her move as she coils around you in a lighting fast motion
I hope you like the outdoors anon

>> No.43460520

>>43460504
that's the good kind of science

>> No.43460523

>>43460456
It was actually a lot darker than that.
The planet was sick with some kind of a living planet -inflicting megadisease, but the infection had already spread too far for her to be saved and was about to propogate further, and the only choice I had left was to kill her to contain it.

>> No.43460537

>>43460482
>Raging mushrooms injector
I can't lose to a crow

>> No.43460553

>>43460489
>Consensual soft vore with Lamia wife

>> No.43460565

>>43460537
>She sees how shiny it is and tries taking it accidentally stabbing and injecting herself
Run anon

>> No.43460569
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43460569

spider imouto

>> No.43460594

>>43460069
It didn't give me one. Only High Orc was available. Or maybe I just don't know how to use it.
>>43460081
You must be new here.

>> No.43460628

>>43460569
Ah yes, the spoider. She must be carried from place to place despite being proportionally far stronger than you and her room is always covered in webs

>> No.43460641

which mg has the cutest tummy

>> No.43460679

>>43460641
demon belly (gravid)

>> No.43460680

>>43460434
I'm okay with snek, but not if she wants to isolate me from my family and friends (and don't go rambling about female friends, because I don't have these).

>> No.43460681

>>43460641
My wife (chub)

>> No.43460683

>>43460335
In a sailor-suit?
>Sailor Uranus TF sequence activates

>> No.43460694
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43460694

>>43460641
Scary squids

>> No.43460698
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>>43460335
Here's a black hole

>> No.43460770
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43460770

>>43460641
P'Orc soft pink tummy

>> No.43460815
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43460815

>>43460641
Gotta be Gazer

>> No.43460827

>>43460680
Snek probably won't do that, If they actually just got really scared and paranoid they would probably mark you with Spirit fire or something
Honestly I'd probably ask them to

>> No.43460838

>>43460594
>It didn't give me one. Only High Orc was available. Or maybe I just don't know how to use it.
You can just type/paste "Orc (Monster Girl Encyclopedia)" in that field and it will count. I think it doesn't appear in autosuggestions until there's enough stories containing the tag since I had the same problem with a monster girl that only had one story on AO3 beforehand.

>> No.43460872

>>43460838
Ah. I added it manually now.

>> No.43460880
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43460880

>>43460872
Cool, glad I could help.

>> No.43460884

>>43460565
Ahah I just use two more on me. Fuck you crow, literally.

>> No.43460892
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43460892

>>43459866
>...big puffy anus
Up to the elbow
(Don't worry, I take my wristwatch off first.)

>> No.43460935
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43460935

Okay I fixed an evil monster, now what?

>> No.43460951

>>43460935
Be fruitful and multiply.

>> No.43460986
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43460986

>>43460641
The full furred belly.

>> No.43461003
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43461003

>>43460641
Any with washboard abs.

>> No.43461021
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43461021

>>43460641
Can't go wrong with a goat.

>> No.43461026
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43461026

>>43460641
child tummy ToT

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43461045

>> No.43461051

I see the schizo brigade still lives here religiously.

>> No.43461060

>>43461051
Who is the shizo brigade?

>> No.43461074
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43461074

>>43461051
Are those "schizos" in the room with us now?

>> No.43461111

>>43461003
I really wanna rest my head on Jinko's tummy.

>> No.43461130

>>43461003
>lvl.1 adventurer anon finds out why this absurdly overleveled tank was so cheap to hire

>> No.43461174
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43461174

>>43461130
will anon ever make it to level 2?

>> No.43461184

>>43461130
>Starter town guild hall/tavern is overan by hags and ara ara beast girls hoping to snag themselves a level 1 adventurer

>> No.43461208
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43461208

>>43461184
Not allowed.

>> No.43461273
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>>43461208
>shit-tier pseudo harpy with both arms and wings
cringe

>> No.43461281

>>43461184
>>43461174
Just work as a mercenary. Big exp, decent money and You only get hired for protecting caravans or as a bodyguard for some rich cunt. Only difficulty is when nobles start to speak. They're really obnoxious and haughty, It's hard to hide how much You hates them so don't forget to use a face mask and auditive protections

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>>43461174
>>43461281
What's the point of leveling if they're gonna get drained by a succ anyway?

>> No.43461347
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>>43461281

>> No.43461348

>>43461021
Uohhhhhhhhh! !! !! Child erotic !!!!!! Child's belly and chest !!!!!! Erotic ...

>> No.43461352
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>>43461332
So you can give extra levels to a Succ, of course.

>> No.43461364
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>>43461332
the more levels you drop the better it feels

>> No.43461369

>>43461332
The more levels your succ gets, the bigger her tits become of course. That's why you always see smaller guys with bombshell succs, they try to adventure and gain prestige but they just get drained all day by their giant succ wife instead.

>> No.43461370

>Anon goes adventuring.
>Childhood friend Tomboy Tomboy demon Fighter
>Hellhound Sorcerer
>Devil Rogue
>Fallen Angel Cleric.
>"Why do people keep looking at us like were bad guys? Its real weird."

>> No.43461377

>>43461369
Remember, the best way to propose to an enemy succ is to willingly fail the save on her level drain attack.

>> No.43461379

>>43461364
imagine how it feels to go from lv99 to lv1.

>> No.43461385

Me, the LVL 1 adventurer walking into the LVL 120 Dragon Lord's lair armed with just a beginner tier shortsword and the tunic on my back to challenge her.

>> No.43461393

>>43461332
Getting better gear, asking for a better pay and investing in op skill.
>>43461347
Focus on bodyguard job first for mamonos who don't need it. Just look "cool" and You will get pay for standing around for 1 month, it's a free exp source too. Don't accept contracts who ask to go in any dangerous area during the first 2 years and You won't get drain or captured in a web (You can easily counter it anyway with a lvl 1 fireball spell).

>> No.43461395

>>43461377
Intentionally failing to resist in most monstergirl games (i.e. forest of blue skin) usually leads to some of the hottest scenes anyways

>> No.43461405
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>>43456057
If another undead monster wears the Jiangshi's seal do they feel the effects? Brb gonna stick the erotic status seal on the pharaoh while she's asleep in her sarcophagus

>> No.43461406

>As an alternative to being standard level draining you can get skills level drained instead
>Basically the succubi version of a skill respec

>> No.43461417

>level drain this level drain that
All I need is grab their tits and milk them

>> No.43461427

>>43461395
>"Hah! You dare enter the throne of the mistress of seduction, the lady of empty nights, the queen of lurid whispers and expect to challenge me? Very well hero, I hope you enjoy that strength you've earned being reduced to naut but feeble struggles before I toss you to my underl-"
>Anon has willingly failed his save.
>Suck goes from smug and domineering to a shocked blush before trying to recompose herself.
>"M-mayhaps I will allow you to grace my q-quarters for a time. T-they would bestow a fate far to k-kind to one such as yo-"
>Anon has willingly failed his level drain save.
>She immediately heart pupils

>> No.43461435

Can't drain me if I'm at level 1. Can't beat me if I dodge everything

>> No.43461437

>>43461406
Listen.
I didn't put those points into Profession (Cooking) just to lose them.
She can have the levels but I'm not losing the skills.

>> No.43461448
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>>43461427
>A few months later
>"Victory has made you soft, peace has defeated you."
>The demon mutters to herself as anon strokes her baby bump

>> No.43461453

>>43461435
But anon, if you have no levels, you can be instantly captured by any passing monstergirl! At least with some levels you have enough resistance to teleport back to your callback bed when defeated, but at level one any monstergirl that wants to claim you can just take you to their evil lair!

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>>43461395
>hey anon, you're supposed to dodge that
love me some heavily telegraphed extra slow heart projectiles

>> No.43461469
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43461469

>>43461448
Having babies with monsters makes me wish for a New Vegas thread

>> No.43461474

>>43461448
>Is on Honeymoon with her 'defeated' husband.
>Still has a letter from her queen congratulating her on the marriage.
>Her trusted underlings bought her a few nice little gifts
>Neighboring "Queen of Binding Webs" is asking her what color socks she wants for the wee one.
Truly a 'bad end'

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>>43461393
What does that have to do with >>43461347?

>> No.43461493

>>43461405
That's very mean anon, you should be nice to the Pharaoh

>> No.43461508

>sabbath having another late night sabbath party next door
>it's loud as hell, not even covering my head in my pillow helps to block it out
>police won't help because sabbath brats can just use the excuse of practicing their religion and get away with it thanks to secularity laws
What am I supposed to do?! I just want to go to sleep...

>> No.43461509

>>43461435
I'm level one with only the self-destruction skill. It teleports me back to my safe bedroom after the mana explosion. Really effective and OP. After a month of usage, They're scared I can see it. take me 6 days to get my groceries tho...

>> No.43461526

>>43461437
By the time she's done with you, you won't be able to crack open an egg without getting small pieces of the shell mixed in with the whites and yolk!

>> No.43461542

>>43461526
Truly we are cursed.

>> No.43461547

>>43461486
Don't know.

>> No.43461551
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>>43461347
maybe i should go into the woods

>> No.43461556

>>43461508
Take matters into your own hands. Commit arson.

>> No.43461561

>>43461469
Cazador girls would be scary, they're super fast, their venom is potent too. You wouldn't be able to escape being dragged back to their hive
I actually really love wasp girls, bugs in general are nice.

>> No.43461597

I feel kind of bad for thinking the inconvenience caused by monster parts is cute. If I was on a date with a harpy and she was struggling with holding her drink I'd find that adorable.

>> No.43461601

>>43461556
And risk getting caught and sent to some jail where I'll be raped by Hellhounds every day? No fucking way. There's gotta be some other way to break up this obnoxious Sabbath party...

>> No.43461612

>>43461597
Good ones have hands. The benefits are innumerable.

>> No.43461621
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108043420
get pranked, idiot

>> No.43461629

>>43461601
There is no other way. Go postal on the lolis, it's the only way.

>> No.43461656
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43461656

I tried to enjoy the sun today and now my face is burnt
I hate this

>> No.43461674

>>43461621
I can't see pixiv link...

>> No.43461682

>>43461601
Just kick the door open and say the party is over. It's not like they'll dogpile you or anything.

>> No.43461709

>>43461682
pillow fight

>> No.43461719

>>43461656
Apophis neet always uses the most mundane inconveniences as an excuse for why she stays in her room all day. Nobody is fooled

>> No.43461722

>>43461508
Funny pipe prank in the mailbox, if You know what I mean.

>> No.43461723

>>43458725
>>43458781
>suddenly monsterboys are fine
lol
lmao

>> No.43461851

>>43461723
>Breathfag, trapspammer, scatspammer, and faggot posting all show up in the thread at the same time
Hmmm

>> No.43461868

Do you think mamano would appreciate Earth media that doesn't exactly conform to their tastes? Like showing a monster the Sopranos even though it has themes of domestic abuse and adultery

>> No.43461870
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43461870

How do I prove myself so I can join the Nyakuza?

>> No.43461882

>>43461870
Assist them in their skirmishes with the Mist Contenant dogs.

>> No.43461982

I will explain to a Hebi that falling in love with a gaijin like me is immoral and damages the natality of Zipangu and that she should find a Zipangese human instead while I go find a fellow gaijin Mamono. She should understand and leave me alone then less she bring shame upon her clan.

>> No.43462003

>>43459928
Anime stretchy meat growing on the vine fucks with my head slightly, but makes sense that monsters could eat so much and come out looking as fit as they do

>> No.43462017

>>43462003
It's a Digimon reference, right?

>> No.43462052

>>43461870
all i did was bust into every rival gang hideout, out them over my knee and spanked them for being bad girls,
Now i have the probelm of being the head of every criminal group in MGC and t the cops wont leave me alone

>> No.43462077

>>43461982
Try telling that to a westaboo hebi.

>> No.43462083

>>43461870
Establish dominance by feeding the leader a sleeping drug then tying her up and edging her for 24 hour straight

>> No.43462103

>>43462077
I want a westaboo monster hag who only gets her info from old books and as a result is her information is so out of date she thinks the Stuart dynasty still rules England

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>>43461982
>hebi's reaction to that information
You can't stop love anon.

>> No.43462145
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Reminder to be fruitful and multiply

Alot

>> No.43462166

I am Chaos incarnate and I will rule the abyssal realms forever!

>> No.43462171

>>43462145
I will have one child only

>> No.43462177

>>43462145
>Alot
alot mamono when?

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>>43462171
Shame, some monster girls want to spread their bloodline as far as possible
>>43462177
What?

>> No.43462192

>>43462184
https://thewritepractice.com/words-that-are-not-words-alright-and-alot/

>> No.43462200

>>43461982
The taboo just makes it hotter, you fool!

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>> No.43462264
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>>43460641
Sleep mice tummy licking

>> No.43462268
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>> No.43462285

>>43460698
>Has the special ability to gravitate her husband towards her

>> No.43462294

I like cunny

>> No.43462307 [DELETED] 

>>43462268
Why do random animal species love humans so much? I think it's the same with the Shoebill, they'll murder each other and other animals, but they love to be pet by people.

>> No.43462311 [DELETED] 

>>43461870
Do this : https://files.catbox.moe/ijuw04.jpg
To the boss and hug her. Worked for me

>> No.43462325 [DELETED] 

>>43462307
we've got food and stuff

>> No.43462326 [DELETED] 

>>43462307
God made us the keepers of the Earth and all that dwells and grows in it. We're just not very good at it...

>> No.43462337 [DELETED] 

>>43462326
Pretty based

>> No.43462396 [DELETED] 

I wanna be tsun to a tsun dragon.
I belive that cupids consider this torture to watch, but I like it.

>> No.43462421 [DELETED] 

I need to know once and for all which MG makes the best OL?

>> No.43462422 [DELETED] 

I like giving my Hellhound belly rubs, it makes her kick her leg and pant and yip happily and also stops her from thinking about sex so I get to go a day without getting raped.

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>>43462307
For as shitty as we are, we do love critters more than ourselves.

>> No.43462491 [DELETED] 

>>43462396
>Tsun dragon is applying scalecare to her tail
>Anon is ogling at her
>She tells him to not even think about rubbing ointment on her tail
>"It's not like I want to massage your tail anything b-baka!"

>> No.43462500 [DELETED] 

>>43462396
>The "totally not a couple"-couple
>Cupid watches on in horror as they say they don't really care about one another that much
>And they totally wouldn't even care if the other found someone else (They both get super jealous if someone who's single even talks to them)
>They're just friends with benefits anyhow, the sex is just for their own pleasure

>> No.43462512 [DELETED] 

>>43462421
Demon seems to be the most popular type of OL.
I'm personally fond of OL snakes.

>> No.43462522 [DELETED] 

>>43462421
Demons or Danuki

>> No.43462525

>>43459928
>"wanna fuck?"
>"yeah"
p'orcer romance at its finest

>> No.43462526

>>43462491
>"Y-yeah? Well why would I want to massage a big fat tail like yours? It's probably way to soft and nice to wrap around me."
>"I bet those big fat claws of yours wouldn't even be able to give a massage! "

>> No.43462532

>>43462421
I'm gonna go for a shot in the dark and say Bicorn because I feel that they are very patient and don't give in to stress easily. Same idea with a bicorn school teacher

>> No.43462533
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>>43462421
OL Rata with a tail so big it takes up the whole cubicle

>> No.43462552

>>43462421
OL? The soccer team?

>> No.43462556

>>43462552
Office lady

>> No.43462559

>>43462533
>a tail so big it takes up the whole cubicle
This is what squirrel mofu does to a man's brain.

>> No.43462567

>>43462433
NO! Share burger.

>> No.43462579

>>43462559
Makes him horny and creative? I've had cubicles where that'd be possible even with something near the size of the profile rata's tail.

>> No.43462588

>>43462525
At least she asked.

>> No.43462613
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>>43456048

>> No.43462622

>>43462533
Their is no milk in this tree rat...

>> No.43462646
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>>43462622
There are potions for that.

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>>43462622

>> No.43462692
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>> No.43462703
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>> No.43462749

I will not cum inside Baphomet's cunny, not even if she puts her scythe to my neck. Can't make me.

>> No.43462752

>>43462646
Milk from magically enhanced breasts just isn't the same.
Best way to dairy up your rata is feeding her rich holst cream daily and massage her breast before bed every night.

>> No.43462776
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>>43462622
Better
>>43462654
Perfect, not too big, not too small

>> No.43462778

>>43462525
beauty in simplicity.

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>> No.43462862

>>43462778
Truly. And yet, there's also something to a succubutt's overly complex six month plan to make you fall for her.

>> No.43462865
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>> No.43462898

>>43462749
What if she asks nicely?

>> No.43462907
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>> No.43462927

>>43462898
Still not doing it.

>> No.43462952

>>43462862
>succubutt's overly complex six month plan to make anon fall for her.
>it works
>both of them love each other
>and yet they cant bring themselves to take the next step because they're too shy to pop the question "wanna fuck?"
Between this and tsundere-tsundere couples, I wonder what would annoy cupids enough to bring out the sniper rifles

>> No.43462975
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43462975

Guys, how do I deal with Bunyips in their mating season? I gotta fight one off everyday on my way to work past the lake and I'm starting to wear me out having to wash my clothes off of swamp water every 16 hours...

>> No.43462978

>>43462952
If getting the dick wasn't part of that plan the succ has messed up. One of her friends would probably get fed up and shove them into a bedroom together before Eros got involved, though.

>> No.43463048

>>43462975
You must drag her out of the water and into your bathroom. Use ds grenade to stun her and ask local mamonos to help You bringing her home.

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>>43462177

>> No.43463135

>>43463117
kek nice

>> No.43463147

>>43463117
>next frame
>And I do too, want some together

>> No.43463198

Can't marry mamano. I'm only six hours into my 14 hour goon sesh

>> No.43463237

I can't marry a Mamono because I work long hours in an office cubicle and always come home tired so I end up sleeping a lot after spending an hour or so on my phone slacking off or watching tv. So between all the time I work and the time I spend on recreation and the time spent sleeping, I really just don't have the time for a wife, let alone kids. Really! I just don't have any time! No lie! Sorry! Leave me alone now Monsters.

>> No.43463250

i can marry monsters cause i want a family to come home to after i went to work and dealt with a rather autistic wurm digging at the construction site, then have fun times and genrally having people around me that rely on me as well as being to talk with other and being able to teach my kids all the things i know

>> No.43463265

>>43463237
Yank

>> No.43463272

>>43463237
Just begging to have a Creeping Coin hag come pick you up and make you her house husband while she becomes the sugar mom who pays your way so you have all the time in the world to spend with her.

>> No.43463350
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>>43462421
the one with the big chest

>> No.43463365

>>43463350
>According to these reports you need to spend an extra two hours a day fucking my tits anon

>> No.43463373

>>43463365
>Those reports are outdated, it's actually 2.5 hours.

>> No.43463382

>>43463365
>>43463373
>not milking the goat and breeding her
waste of time and seed

>> No.43463387

>>43463350
This is a baphomet
Yes they can look like this if they want to.

>> No.43463388
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43463388

>>43463373
aw man, overtime again?

>> No.43463393

>>43463382
Hey, that's just what the reports say. I don't make the rules around here.

>> No.43463398

>>43463393
well the reports are retarded, how else shall i get my milk and some brats for her to look after them

>> No.43463399

>>43462421
Obsessive shirohebi boss

>> No.43463486
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>> No.43463522
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43463522

Canon character just dropped. You do remember Litia, right?

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>> No.43463532

>>43463522
titvern

>> No.43463542

>>43463522
What do you mean just dropped?

>> No.43463552

>>43463542
she fell from the sky onto you

>> No.43463569

Please fill in the following:
I want to ___ a ____ because she ___.

>> No.43463578

>>43463569
I want to cuddle a demon because she cute.

>> No.43463613

>>43463522
cute

>> No.43463617

>>43463569
I want to ride a dragon because she flies.

>> No.43463629

>>43463569
I want to milk a scylla because she has big ink sacks.

>>43463617
Dragons are a pain to ride though, get yourself a cute wyvern like >>43463522

>> No.43463633

>>43463569
slep with wurm since she cute sand can

>> No.43463644

>>43463569
I want to creampie a loli Salamander because she is too erotic

>> No.43463689

>>43463569
I want to join a sabbath because she is waiting for me

>> No.43463700

>>43463569
I want to breed a march hare because she is cute and sexy and (omitted due to length)

>> No.43463738
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>> No.43463773

>>43463738
This is a pretty amazing drawing even if the dude is too prominent.

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>> No.43463828
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43463828

Special Forces monsters breaking into you home because you won't come outside and specify male deliverymen for all your food delivery services.

>> No.43463844

>>43463569
I want to hug a harpy because she has soft feathery wings.

>> No.43463847
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>> No.43463850

>>43463828
Of course not, why would I need to leave the house to specify my choice of delivery person? That would defeat the point.

>> No.43463853

>>43463828
I required Kot tits or i detonate the wall house.

>> No.43463868
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>>43463569
I want to PET a JINKO because she BEEG KITTY.

>> No.43463877
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>> No.43463938
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ded

>> No.43463966

>>43463569
cuddle
mamano
loves me

>> No.43463994

>>43463569
I want to kiss a Jinko because she is irresistible and wife material.

>> No.43464044
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>> No.43464067

Monsters hypnotizing and brainwashing men is hotter than the other way around, prove me wrong

>> No.43464074
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>>43464067
I would never try to prove anyone wrong who is so based and redpilled.

>> No.43464085

>>43464067
I'm not gonna prove you wrong, but I don't really see anyone talking about hypnotizing monsters.

>> No.43464101
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>>43464085
Outside of Monster Girl Threads, most hypnosis is a man hypnotizing a woman into fucking him, and *almost all* hypnosis aimed at men is basically, "HYPNOTIZED TO LOVE DICK AND/OR NTR" type stuff. Super disappointing.

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>> No.43464141
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>> No.43464210

>>43461051
Literally who?

>> No.43464211

>>43464135
OH NO NOT THE BEES

>> No.43464223
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>"Ignis of the Scorching Sun"
>A flame spirit that existed in the "outer world", the other side of the world, became a monster girl after touching the magical power of a monster. Its enormous fire attribute is said to be likened to the "sun". No matter how powerful an existence is, those who do not have the magical power of the chief god instantly become monster girls.

>> No.43464224

>>43464135
>>43464211
Need a bee like that in my face.

>> No.43464235

>>43464210
You shouldn't bother to keep track of any names that come up here.

>> No.43464266
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>>43464067
It's impossible to prove wrong because it's objectively correct

>> No.43464276

>>43464101
It's so fucking annoying, MGD is based as fuck that game has so much hypnosis

>> No.43464281
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43464281

sneaky fox installs firefox on all your devices

>> No.43464296

>>43464276
I just want more Tabitha content.

>> No.43464315
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43464315

>>43464135
Submit to bugs

>> No.43464319

>>43464296
She was a qt
My fav girl is bed chan though, if she wanted me I don't think I'd ever be able to leave the bed

>> No.43464323

>>43464315
I will not eat the bugs.

>> No.43464324
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43464324

>>43464315
"Nyyaaaa, what's up, doc?"

>> No.43464327

Crazy Monsters. Yandere Monsters. Bipo Monsters who will flash you a deranged look while holding a kitchen knife! Monsters that need to have access to your texts at all times! Monsters who bat an eye at you for merely looking at another girl!

>> No.43464328
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>>43464315
You don't have to tell me twice

>> No.43464342

>>43464327
I am Hebi and Abyssal bound.

>> No.43464348

>>43464324
That's a strange looking bug

>> No.43464351

What if fairies could "pilot" men by handling their dick Ratatouille-style?

>> No.43464354

>>43464323
You will fuck the bugs
You will eat their honey
You will live in a hexagon pod
And you will be happy

>> No.43464357

>>43464348
She's part scorpion which makes her part arthropod, which makes her closely related.

>> No.43464358
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>>43459928
Cool. I’ll check it out, later. Gonna move your other stuff there?

>> No.43464363

>>43464351
The only way for that to work is if she pulls on your pubes.

>> No.43464372
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>>43464348
It was wordplay!
> "Submit to bugs"
Like, Bugs? Bugs Bunny? The character famous for the line, "Nya, what's up, Doc?"
They're never funny when you gotta explain them.

>> No.43464377

>>43464363
the fairy could caress your penis in different ways to control arms, legs, and the rest of your body

>> No.43464384
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43464384

Moff bug.

>> No.43464393

>>43464067
Imagine a hebi with hypnotic eyes.

>> No.43464402

I want to become the Chief God's best hero and win her the war!

>> No.43464432
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43464432

Geizah

>> No.43464448

>>43464402
The Chief God's best hero already did win the war by dicking the demon lord and ensuring total mamo victory.

>> No.43464462

>>43464235
Legit kind of curious

>> No.43464470

>>43464448
I still want to know what he looks like, he’s probably muscular but has a goofy face.

>> No.43464484

>>43464432
Hot glue it.
>>43464470
Probably generic anime protag.

>> No.43464491

>>43464448
Obviously not because Monsters still exist. I want to destroy them all for the Chief God like a true hero would. I want to become a match for the dark hero and together with my Goddess cast him and the Demon Lord down. I want to be rewarded for my good deeds with warm, feathery hugs from the Goddess!

>> No.43464501

>>43464393
Unironically my soulmate, I'd never be able to resist. God forbid they have level drain

>> No.43464513

>>43464491
Well you better ask her to give us angelic wives anon if you win because these human women are shit.

>> No.43464515

>>43464491
Anon you're gonna end up helping the DL win by making the CG fall in love with her hero and get too distracted

>> No.43464527

>>43464484
Well that’s boring I want him to be the embodiment of these threads aka pure autism. Which he needs a look that fits the embodiment of autism rather than basic anime protagonist.

>> No.43464540
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How do I desmug my succ wife?

>> No.43464548

I bet the Chief god has giant breasts, even bigger than the Demon lord's but she doesn't flaunt them because she covers them with golden armor or something that compresses them so you wouldn't realize she has a big bust until she takes it off.

>> No.43464554

>>43464540
tickle torture

>> No.43464586

>>43464548
As expected of greater divinities.

>> No.43464621

>>43464548
I heard she was a flatty that's jealous of the DL

>> No.43464623

>>43464621
This agrees with my biases so I accept it as canon.

>> No.43464626
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>>43456048

>> No.43464627

>>43464540
squeeze her tail spade.

>> No.43464630
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>>43464548
Do you think she'd get embarressed about their size or smug about it when you finally get to see?

>> No.43464653

>>43464540
Multiple pregnancies.

>> No.43464654

>>43464548
DL is the momiest at least

>> No.43464688

>>43464627
I tried that but it made her more horny, I'm hiding in the shed please help anon I don't want to level drained again

>> No.43464736

>>43464384
Nowhere near fluffy enough.

>>43464513
You will eat the offal, you eipo live in the shack, and you will breed with human women.

>>43464540
Rape wouldn't correct this one, but it would stop her from getting worse.

>> No.43464769
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>>43464736
I don't have a lot of moff girls, and I tend toward spooky bugs more than fluffy bugs.

>> No.43464821
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>> No.43464832
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43464832

>>43464769
Preferences are fine. Let's meet in the middle: got any cool bugs?

>> No.43464836
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>> No.43464838

>>43464821
Cute Nerid.

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>>43464832

>> No.43464850
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>>43464832
I think this goff moff is pretty neat.

>> No.43464861
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>>43464832
I'm including spiders. Sorry if that BUGS you. And I like the spoopy spooders.

>> No.43464879

>>43464846
Nice.

>>43464850
Would listen to Evanescence with.

>>43464861
This one's still just cute. Send help.

>> No.43464881
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43464881

>>43464832
I just like her. She is a TRAIN WRECK of a person and I want to... well, part of me wants to fix her, but not a lot. Like, if she wants to eat breakfast in the sink, that's fine. But I want it to be because she WANTS TO, not because she feels trapped in a terrifying lonely void of a life that can only be avoided through constant weirdness.

Also I think devil bug antennae are cute!

>> No.43464903

>>43464881
>Ywn find devil bugs eating the week old pizza sitting on your counter and drinking the curdled milk in the trash can
>Ywn get raped by them and forced to kiss them

>> No.43464905

Spray these bugs with RAID.

>> No.43464907
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43464907

>>43464832
There should be 100 times more oomukade art than there is. She is cute. She has a venom that makes you horny and paralyzed. AND she's weak to kissing.
cute

>> No.43464927

>>43464905
I have one good thing for spraying bugs.

>> No.43464938
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>>43464832
Miss Ushi is a bug, too. She is pretty scary as far as being intense and all that, but I want to believe that if you take her seal off and kiss her that she will swoon for you.
She'll still fuck you within an inch of your life! But she'll be gentle because you're already hers.

>> No.43464953
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>>43464832
But of course, even spoopy spooders can be cute meidos. Deep down in every mamono is the heart of a cute meido, yearning to be dressed in frilly, heavy meido garments.

And here I think I'll BOW OUT of posting more of my bug collection. Don't want to spam the thread, even if it's page 10.

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