/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Beckii-Cruel-Isle-Of-Man-Teenager-Rebecca-Flint-Makes-
Her-Debut-In-Japan/Article/201002215545541?lpos=Strange_News_Second_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region_
2&lid=ARTICLE_15545541_Beckii_Cruel%3A_Isle_Of_Man_Teenager_Rebecca_Flint_Makes_Her_Debut_In_Jap
an

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8509044.stm?ls

[Anonymous No.]

Whoa, haven't seen this here before

[Anonymous No.]

There was a report about her this morning on BBC breakfast.

Screw bad apple.

[Anonymous No.]

Sweet mother of all that is holy, it's Beckii Cruel.

　　　=∧∧＿∧=　　　　　　　　　:,∴・゜・゜・:,∴・゜・゜・
.　　≡((　;´∀｀))≡=　　　　　　:,∴・゜・・∴~・:・ ∴・・・
　　≡ﾉ人　Y　//=　　　,.:∴~・:,゜・~・:,゜・　,゜・~・:,
゜・・∴・゜゜・
　=≡((　ヽニニつ) ~~‘∴・゜゜・・∴~・:,゜・・∴・゜゜・∴~゜゜゜
.　　=(（＿）＿）)=

[Anonymous No.]

good BBC got it right

[Anonymous No.]

lol'd at the anime expert

[Anonymous No.]

Blond Beckii is kawaii <3

[Anonymous No.]

So, after watching the videos (and, excuse me for going on a tangent, but I guess there's no greater compliment for Beckii than being dedicated a whole video, as opposed to a throwaway written article) it would seem her album was released today.
So I ask you, did anyone preorder it and can give us an overview of what it is like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344500

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6ZKUFzdWqY

Here's their first PV.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe now she can buy herself a nosejob.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUfsP8hAHwQ

I feel ashamed for her, she looks really retarded in this video.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the chances of her going the way of Applemilk?

[Anonymous No.]

Download to CD where?

[Anonymous No.]

So the news is Japan has a hardon for underage white girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344541

Don't you dare putting her in the same sentence as Appleslut. Other than being educated and pretty, she is also quite smart for her age and surely knows how not to fall in with the wrong crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344566

http://mybeckii.fc.yahoo.co.jp/7/15/

Yeah right, this pic is not slutty at all.

[Anonymous No.]

<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344558
The news is that there are still threads alive with the same shit and OP is butthurt.

[Anonymous No.]

So what... she's like the hannah montana of japan now? She'll be washed out in the matter of months... I'll feel bad, but it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344457

I think it's her father.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck this shit. Why her weeabooism is reported in the news and not mine? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

She didn't place in the top 50, she won't be taking over anything yet. But it was a tough competition week.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy valentine /jp/ ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344575

I don't know. Personally, it doesn't trigger any kind of emotional response in me other than the awe caused by her gorgeous appearance. Maybe it's beacause I'm not an oversexed hermit like you and my mind isn't constantly in the gutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344610
Because she isn't a fat neckbeard like you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344600
Beckii Cruel anime in the works. You heard it here first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344617

Whaaatever makes your boat float sweetheart.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, so CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344613

How do you know? The Oricon ranking isn't real time and only lists the sales of the day before. Since they said that her album would be out today, we'll have to wait until tomorrow for the results.
Just wait for her to outsell Morning Musume (LOL, like it's such an achievement).

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344600

It wont be that bad. Its Japan, so if she gets all washed up, she'll end up in porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344665
Not bad? We'll have to wait four years before she's legal. :(

Hope somebody makes an erodoujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344671

Is this ero ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344643
i'd suck the end of her nose. Girls like that right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344644
learn 2 Oricon, first day CD sales were reported already, those include all the pre-orders and generally the highest total day sales for the release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344644
>The Oricon ranking isn't real time and only lists the sales of the day before

You are delusional. Her shit isnt selling.

[Anonymous No.]

applemilk > bekii > magibon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344713

Except the Oricon homepage still lists the sales for February 9, whereas the release day for her album is today, February 10.

[Anonymous No.]

I seen this about 30 minutes ago on my dads Yahoo homepage whilst I was typing some stuff up for him.

http://new.uk.music.yahoo.com/blogs/guestlist/25685/14-year-old-british-schoolgirl-set-to-top-japane
se-charts/

>Rebecca, who performs under the alter ego of Beckii Cruel, is thought to be so admired in Japan because of her striking resemblance to a ‘moe idol', a type of manga cartoon character known for small faces, big eyes and slender limbs.

I'm not sure if I should rage or laugh for the above comment, the fact that this garbage is considered 'news' and why it's getting so much publicity..

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344709

As long as you aren't creepy like that guy in that infamous nose-licking gif.
Since I can say I have some experience with it, I'm willing to give you some tips about that: first off, you don't have to start right from the nose. Kiss her on the cheek and then work your way up to the tip of the nose. At which point, DO NOT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SUCK IT, just limit yourself to giving it some small kisses at regular intervals and wait for her response. Remember: if she giggles with closed eyes it means you are allowed to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344723

You are just scared that she might outsell your precious Morning Musume.

[Anonymous No.]

>striking resemblance
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344732
facepalm.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344732

Enjoy your cheap weaboo brat :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344762

Brat? She's a gentle creature, I'm confident she'll never act conceited despite her increasing fame and her videos are here to back me up on this statement.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope these are trolls that hope to get RAAAGEEE reactions out of people, but seeing as how no one's done so and threads are still popping up...

Are there actual fans of this jew brat out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344788

Yes~

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, wtf? I thought this girl was just some weaboo on youtube.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

You are all pathetic, and a continuing contribution to everything that is wrong with /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344665
i am still waiting for applemilk to do porn and not that softcore shit. she sucked enough cocks in tokyo to last multiple lifetimes, why wont she do it on film?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344810

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344810
>He believes /jp/ can be fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344826
>implying people would like to see it

[Anonymous No.]

So.. say I were a 15 year old girl who also lives in the UK and posted videos of myself dancing to anime songs online would I get a free trip to Japan?

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

>>4344437
>sky with a shit long url

>bbc with a normal sized url

ohohoh

[Anonymous No.]

>, and a 16-year-old student from Portsmouth, who takes the name of Gemma Cruel.
>a 16-year-old student from Portsmouth, who takes the name of Gemma Cruel.
>16-year-old student from Portsmouth, who takes the name of Gemma Cruel.
>from Portsmouth, who takes the name of Gemma Cruel.
>, who takes the name of Gemma Cruel.
>the name of Gemma Cruel.
>Gemma Cruel.
>Gemma

Pic is what a typical Gemma from the U.K. (Home of the Gemmas' and Emmas' of the world) can look like.

Oh Japan... What is it you are doing....

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344860
Yes. Yes you would.

[Anonymous No.]

Isle of man = UK

Go figure more crap comes from there, bet it's somehow state-sponsored.

[None !8FuIlcirno No.]

>>4344860
you'd actually have to be cute and know how to dance. Beckii-kun is actually good at what she does: being cute and dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344860
Are you fat and ugly?

Do you have Glasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344673

This is fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344731
Yes but applemilk was a whore. Therefore:

bekii > applemilk >magibon.

As of now at least.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what, something has just occured to me: Beckii is probably the second Briton that can be said to have succesfully integrated into the Japanese culture, the first one being Patrick Lafcadio Hearn.

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

>>4344899
poor slag chavs need to need killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344915

It's not part of the United Kingdom. Durr hurr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344948

If that helps make you sleep at night...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344942

Indeed. The UK would be a much better place without chavs. Then again it would be a much better place without pakis, Polish etc.

[Anonymous No.]

So puuuuuure

[Anonymous No.]

She needs to cough up blood and wear glasses to fit my bill.

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

>>4344957
Sorry I'll say that in english next time.

>better place without pakis, Polish etc.
it would be better if they would fuck off back to their own cuntry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344941
LEARN YOUR HISTORY BOY!!

WILL ADAMS FFS.

Christ... KIDS these days know NOTHING of the history to the things they like!!

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

>>4344993
Yes but he lived in Kent, much better then the island of man I would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344993

Oh, I all but forgot about him. Make her the third then.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh, I all but forgot about him.
What do you mean you all but forgot..... YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE WAS UNTILL 10 SECONDS AGO!!

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

>>4345036
thats probably true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344921
I'll start learning to dance then..

>>4344926
I'm not fat, and in my opinion I'm average looking. People do call me cute alot though, to the point where it gets annoying and embarrassing. I even had a girl in school who I hadn't even seen before come up to me and say "you have such a cute face". I'd much rather be beautiful than cute though.

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

>>4345055
too old bro.

[SonnyRay No.]

>>4344921
She can't dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345055
Cute is slang for "you're ugly but you're a nice person".

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhB7PJHKh-s&feature=related

....8/10.....


8/10 is high for me... I am very pissed off right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345116

OH COME OOON

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

>>4345116
makes you wonder if shes putting on the high voice or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345142
Maybe its a good thing my sounds not working...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345100
I'm cute, this my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345055
1st: UNDERAGEB&.
2nd: Post a full body pic and we'll tell you if you got a shot.

Better us tell you an honest/harsh yes or no then you work for ages eventually becoming another Mere Doyle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBUCtdZhCKk))

What is a 15 year old even doing here anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344921

>Beckii Cruel
>Good at dancing

Does not compute D:

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6mydzCFgy4&feature=related

The only tolarable one.... if she were here on 4chan-/jp/ I'd tolerate her existance.... Although probably not at all and any time I see her on /jp/ I'd wish her dead and try to kill her... Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345178
Emoticon faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345193

It's the french girl !

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

>>4345199
that speaks english for japanese TV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345205
ya, I know!

French is a dead language afterall...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344540
I like how finland did not rest the school for the student and that Puerto Rico doesn't excist.

[Anonymous No.]

<3<3<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345280
... wait, what, Finland? Guh... don't tell me there's a Finn in on this group, too? Oh boy, this is going to be horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345317

Nah the cruel girls are english, french, south-african, swedish and american. No Finland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345245
>French is a dead language
>500 million francophones (2000)(total)

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345331
And I win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQCquBrZDhA&feature=related Now, this is what will ALWAYS be superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345165
Why on earth would I post a picture of myself on 4chan? Also, I found out about 4chan a long time before I turned 15.

[Anonymous No.]

well considering she certainly can't be a star in Australia, I wouldn't really blame her for going somewhere with a future.

[Anonymous No.]

So you admit it? to being 15?

Are you thin? are you medium? are you fat?


Are you brunete? are you blonde? are you bloack hair?

are you curly hair. are you straight hair? are you WAVY hair?


are you Short hair? are you medium hair? are you LONG hair?

Are you Glasses? are you NOT Glasses?

Are you Tall? are you short?

Are you BUSTY!! Ar eyou Medium? are you FLATED CHEASTED!!

Are you "I'm 12 and what's this?" Are you "Needs more CP"?

After results.... A GRADE will be given.

[Anonymous No.]

If I'm a 14 year old Canadafag female who knows Hare Hare Yukai can I also go to Japan and troll /jp/ with naught but my existence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345416
I'm thin but I've got dat ass.
Brunete.
Straight hair.
Short hair (well, kinda medium)
No glasses.
I'm short (155 cm)
A cup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345428
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345416
Maybe I am? Some people will certainly not believe me, so there's no point in confirming it. Just think what you want.

Hm, a grade? Haha, this sounds like fun. I'm thin, brunette, I usually straighten my hair but I sometimes curl it, long hair, no glasses, 5'3, my bust is medium and I'm neither of those two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345442
>I'm thin but I've got dat ass.
WIN
>Brunete.
...
>Straight hair.
...
>Short hair (well, kinda medium)
...
>No glasses.
FAIL
>I'm short (155 cm)
...
>A cup.
DFC?!?!! WIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345452

Thank you mister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345456
what about nose? do you have an EPIC NOSE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345467

My nose is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, I'm 11 years old and from Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345428 here, answering >>4345416 because, as I am on 4chan, I clearly have time to kill.

>Are you thin? are you medium? are you fat?
Thin but 3dpd.

>Are you brunete? are you blonde? are you bloack hair?
Dirty blonde.

>are you Short hair? are you medium hair? are you LONG hair?
Medium-long.

>Are you Glasses? are you NOT Glasses?
I am not glasses, but I wear them.

>Are you Tall? are you short?
In Glorious Nippon I would be like a fucking giant, but here I am average.

>Are you BUSTY!! Ar eyou Medium? are you FLATED CHEASTED!!
DFC.

>Are you "I'm 12 and what's this?" Are you "Needs more CP"?
Everything needs more CP. Always. Guro, too. Loli guro is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345479
Well, I've got you beat, as I am a nine year old Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, I'm 1 years old and WHAT IS THIS?

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

Aya here.
I'm 25 and what would this be?

[Anonymous No.]

HEY JP I AM AN UNBORN JAPANESE FETUS

LOLI ENOUGH FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345475
wat is dirty blonde?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345498

TOO OLD!

[Anonymous No.]

So, everyone...
What about a game of PRETEND?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345499
Darker blond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345505
I'm MACIG HORSE

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, I'm 100 and what is this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345506
thats weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345503
HEY

HEY /jp/

I AM SO YOUNG I AM BARELY MORE THAN A FEW CELLS JUST CHILLING TOGETHER

LOLI ENOUGH YET

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 18 but I look 15. Should I start my own YT channel ?

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

>>4345517
dam you swine flu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345522
Nah, you've gotta be 3840923 but look like you're eight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345522
yes, I'll subscribe

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345530

Oh.
Never mind. I will just cosplay touhou characters at con then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345456
He did not make the Report... so his grading means niothing... Madam you just thanked a Pedophile, How do you feel?

Now for MY Grading.

F.

That is all.....

Actually I lie, there is more.

Double F.

Ok, I lie again.

If you are in any way Fat, you are screwed. Remember, thinnes at japan is not anorexic but 1+ above. It is physically damaging for WESTERN GIRL to try this.

FFF Grade.

>>4345449
You Get A- Which translates to F Grade.

>>4345428
Yes, you may.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345537
No I'm the headmaster of this school. My grading is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345544

There is no School, you are a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345551
No there it is behind you on the other side of the hill

[Anonymous No.]

Pedophilia is the school of life.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think? Am I DFC enough? Or is it too much for your taste?

[FLOOD DETECTOR !rpPExd93l. No.]

I heard she was a camwhore and there's a video of her fingering herself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345588

Timestamp or GTFO

[FLOOD DETECTOR !rpPExd93l. No.]

>>4345588
MOAR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345588
timestamp NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345588
not exacly dfc, but WIN though

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345589

This ?

[FLOOD DETECTOR !rpPExd93l. No.]

>>4345588
I can't tell, both boobs need to be exposed from the front and then a side shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345588

Nipples are too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345601
LINK MOTHERFUCKER

[FLOOD DETECTOR !rpPExd93l. No.]

>>4345601
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345601
did anyone really track down that video?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345588
Last Modified Date/Time = 2003:09:05 12:12:11
Set the fucking date on your pentax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345634

video is not her and you would be an idiot to think so.

i had the video but deleted it cuz it sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345679
you verified it then...

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that this is news at all just brings home further what prole-feed mainstream media is.

A girl somewhere dances and is popular for it. Gee. Stop the fucking presses. Meanwhile, world news segments containing such possibly world altering events like the first car-bombing of 2010 on the Uzbek border has taken place or the fact that Chavez is exercising more control over electricity use by citizens is ignored.

They should be getting witnesses of those car-bombing on TV, citizens of Venezuela...fuck, let's even get those teenage Islamic fundamentalists on TV. Let's get a solid fucking discourse going here.

Who gives a shit about teen masturbatory aid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345679
One man's trash is another man's treasure. Care to tell us where you got it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345702
I like fapping more

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4345702
>bombings in the middle east
Yeah, that's never happened before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345702
>Who gives a shit about teen masturbatory aid?
We do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345702

>Chavez is exercising more control over electricity use by citizens is ignored.

They were the ones who voted him in. They deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345719
Sure. I like fapping to but there's only so many times a day I can do it. It's like urinating - it has to be done, but I wouldn't suffer a news report that focused on whether your pee smells more like vinegar or sugar puffs.

Once I'm done, I get back to being informed, learning languages and popping my adderall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345702
Why would I care about some towelheads blowing themselves up? I hope they keep at it until there's none of them left.

[help us grow and share No.]

http://twnb-worldofstuff.com/forum/index.php?action=register;referredby=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345702

Are you insinuating that they somehow gave these two events less relevance in favor of covering Beckii's article?
Dude, do you even stop to hear yourself and realize what a huge idiot you are? Makes me wonder if you even know how a news agency as big as BBC even works or what's its internal subdivision. Correspondents from Venezuela and Uzbekistan are tasked with reporting events happening in their respective areas, just like correspondents from UK and / or Japan are tasked with reporting things like this.
Oh, and if you are looking for news about politics maybe looking into the entertainment section of the site isn't your best bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345588
we'll need more images and a face pic to make a better judgement

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344479

She looks like white trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345730
>doesn't know the significance of Uzbek border integrity in middle-eastern politics
>doesn't understand the significance of the middle-east in global politics
>doesn't understand the significance of global politics in national politics
>doesn't understand the significance of politics in his own life
>doesn't understand shit

>>4345778
Yes, actually. The Uzbek bombing hasn't even been televised by the BBC or Sky yet. The Chavez issue received a brief mention, if I remember, before skimming right along. Although the control of electricity in Venezuela may not seem like a huge issue now, it is part of a profile that elements in America are creating to bring resentment (deserved or undeserved) against that countries leader - actions based on this resentment could effect South and North American politics for years, even decades, to come.

Also, entertainment is not news.
I also hate sports coverage.

[Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

did anyone just see ITV? she was just on.
I raged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345827
Also, Madeline McCann is dead. Who gives a fuck?
I'd personally deliver her corpse to her parents door just to get that shit off of the news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345827
>doesn't know the insignificance of the middle-east as a whole

[Anonymous No.]

this thread just suddenly became horrible

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4345827
There's a difference between not understanding and not caring about middle-eastern idiots blowing each other up, something that will continue to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345900

>suggesting it wasn't terrible the moment OP posted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345907
And the effects of which will one day be on your door-step, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345900
It's about 3DPD, it was horrible since the beginning.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4345915
No, they won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345927
Yes, they will.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4345935
How do you figure? Also, take this shit to /new/ or /int/, nobody here gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345909
It wasn't... was rather fun for a while...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345953
Just accept that this shit doesn't belong on the news. I'm not going to teach world politics to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345969
I'm not him but I would like to see you try. Unless of course, you are scared...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345969
Because of your faggotry, I am going to find a way to get this on the news every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345975
I'M NOT SCARED OF NOTHIN

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4345969
I don't need some armchair politician on an imageboard about Japan to teach me about the middle-east.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345979
I'M SCARED OF THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>4345909
I actually loeved the middle part of it

[Anonymous No.]

DAN-GO, DAN-GO, DA DA DAN-GO,
DAN-GO, DAN-GO, DA DA DAN-GO