Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta go fast.

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[Anonymous No.]

The order was right

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422604
>Gotta go fast.
No way fag

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422613
taking it slow with ms tritonia

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422604
The ONLY good thing the kemono girls are for is giving head pats. Do not fuck them or you'll incur the wrath of breaking the Rule of Two.

[Anonymous No.]

Give in to Hebi!
Those that throw their friend at Hebi get a free monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422645
i never suspected a hebi could harness the power of teamwork

[Anonymous No.]

I kind of like crazy girls. No hebis though they're too crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422649
>thinking he has a choice
saying crazy attracts hebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422649
What about chaos girls, but if not them maybe a holstaur is more up your alley since they are selective yanderes if you ignore them long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Putting your crazy in her crazy it’s the only way to subdue a yandere monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422649
that's unfortunate. the latent/medium crazies are the hardest to detect

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422688
Goth Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422649
"Not to worry, good sir. I shall tank'n'spank any hebis who draw near."
> A WILD HEBI APPROACHES
> IT USES FISTICUFFS
"Alas, I am subdued by adorableness."
"Thou art on your own, Anon!"

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>>43422662
>>43422649
>>43422645
I love the super crazy hebis. If she's not plotting to eat the cashier that smiled at me for 1/10 of second too long, she's not crazy enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your slimiest sandworms please!

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>>43422797
This is the only one I have that can be posted on a blue board.

[Anonymous No.]

Stamina bar almost empty, mashing X to struggle against the Greater Hellhound, no scrolls of return or Stamina potions left. Only thing left is a lesser squeaky toy of distraction, deployed, it's not very effective.

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>>43422797
I will post pyrow instead!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43422851
punch yourself unconscious and you can awaken in your callback bed
she probably won't be able to track you down before you wake back up

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>>43422873
My respawn is in the current room, I defeated 3 lesser Hellwans and then she appeared from a gate, I am 100 floors deep, I am never leaving this dungeon anon, forget about me, just put a marker on the outside of this boss room, Anon was here, he was the father of many of the Hellhounds on this dungeons level.

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>>43422850
So pure, yet so lewd.
So destructive, yet so kind.
So deadly, yet so soft.

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>>43422872
Miss Elf's dildos are honestly frightening. I require less... accommodating... mamono. Frankly, she would not be satisfied with me in the slightest.

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>>43422855
Pyrow lame

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>>43422894
Midget Fox.

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>>43422908
flame*

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>>43422873
>lilim screams in frustration as the paladin she's been crushing on/ antagonizing for the past four months holds his breath and does several squat jumps in quick succession to make himself pass out and return to his callback bed

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>>43422797
I guess you could call that a slime pool?

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>>43422915
Nah, just lame

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>>43422922
I guess so. A pool of sandworm spit is likely a bit slimy. I'd take a dip in it for sure

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43422908
You're lame

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>>43422894
At least clean the pube off her before you post Senko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422922
>dying of thirst in the desert
>stumble across and oasis
>or is it a well?
>small pool ringed by pointed rocks
>don't care, too thirsty
>slide down the pit towards the pool
>dip your hands into the water
>something is wrong
>water has a slimy texture to it
>ground rumbles
Remember, not all sandworms are the aggressive type. There are plenty of patient ones out there too

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>>43422947
My preferred sandworm on the left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422937
Give sandworms big hugs.
Hug their big tongues!
Let sandworms eat you.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43422979
vampire or dullahan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422993
Vampahan? Dullapire?

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>>43422979
>dullahan vampire
>head throw into enthralling bite into level drain into subjugate bloodbag
What were they thinking with this combo? How was I supposed to protect against this? I can't believe I have to sleep in a coffin because some lich got the greenlight for this stupid science fair exhibit. I still love her though

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>>43423022
>How was I supposed to protect against this?
A baseball bat, send her out of the field for a homerun!

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>>43423057
fat vamp

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>>43423064
This is the ideal female form, Large and Wide, Prime For Carrying Daugthers who will be even bigger than you.

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>>43423064
>tfw she steals your growth spurt
How can you stop monsters?

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>>43423022
>going to undead realm without a neck protector
You deserve that coffin.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a paradise when only monster girls and human men exist

[Anonymous No.]

Horned lolis smell the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>43423149
That's future MGE hopefully.>>43423140
>>43423140

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>>43423140
Men should be allowed to show their necks and other body parts without being shamed, grabbed, or teased by monsters!

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>>43423168
>drop something in a monster city
>bend forward to pick something up
>monster in front of you sees down your shirt
>judge rules in her favor since you "flashed her" and "forced her into a lustful frenzy"
>ordered by the court to pay her three kids plus damages

[Anonymous No.]

>>43423152
Its true, I just got through with my shift at the mamono loli smelling center. Can confirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43423168
>show off your neck
>weird vampires keep saying that you are "made for drinking"
>just want to show off your neck gains
which monster understands workouts?

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>>43423195
>anon gets a new pair of pants
>really nice and fit his form perfectly
>spacious in the right places
>gets on the subway
>no sitting room as per usual for the midday
>monster(s) sitting in front of him lick his waist up and down
>gets dragged out to the subway bathroom at the next stop
>the court deems that he is now married for inciting thr rape due too "indecent exposure" and that anon was 'asking for it'

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>>43423226
>post your sick neck and trap gains on twitter
>vampires start drooling over you
>telling you how you're built for big vampire fangs
>dhampirs start white knighting your post
>flame war erupts in comments
>starts trending
>other bloodsucking species join the thread
>turns into a battle royal for the title of best blood drinker
>salamander joins in to compliment your gainz
>thank her
>bloodsuckers pivot from fighting each other to telling the salamander to fuck off

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>>43423261
>post picks of the salamander date
>blood drinkers seethe
>months later
>post picks of hugging a naked sally with a positive pregnancy test while she cries
>servers shut down at the seethe

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>>43422668
>They're selective yanderes in a situation no heterosexual man would put them in
Not him, and a simple rape doesn't qualify as yandere in my mind, but I'll take it.

>>43422908
Take that back, nerd!

>>43423076
All you can do is spurt inside as protest.

>>43423275
It's the route I'd take and also why I don't have social media. I can be a very petty man.

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[Anonymous No.]

thriller
thriller yea

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires are cute when they worry about taking too much from you.

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>>43423448
Just don't keep them waiting for dinner for too long

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>>43423448
>worry
>about taking too much
Vampires are mean, they will take everything

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>>43423226
>tfw you get as shredded as possible and all your veins in full view
>Post pics of your shred on Tweeter
>So many vamps and bloodsuckers
>Just imagine a cut

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>>43422668
All monsters will force sex on you if you deny them long enough.

Holsts are just unique in that they'll actually accept no for an answer the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

What goes on at Sabbath meetings? I picture them being a bunch of young witches drawing out plans with crayons while drinking apple juice.

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>>43423605
varies somewhat by branch
try getting some ropu girls to sit still

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>>43423446
It's three in the morning can they turn the music down?

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>>43423619
but they need to wake the dead

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>>43423556
Yeah but you can build up the creepiness of a holst where she feels like a yandere, that everyday she becomes more and more unhinged. That it would be like a lewd horror movie of seeing your holst become more crazier and stalkerish than the last.

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>>43423619
No

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>>43423640
But they're keeping the living awake
>>43423650
Then I'll go turn it down myself

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>>43423647
i'm uncertain if a holst can pull off being creepy

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>>43423605
Its more like a sleep over where they play and hang out while bragging that they got an onii-chan (they didn't) and making those kind of stupid plans kids make like, 'we'll dress up as a tree outside anon's house while a few of us go in with our super magic traps and catch him while he's sleeping'
It rarely amounts to anything but everyone has fun and thats what matters

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>>43423719
Just think of how cute she'll be when she's rapey, then.

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>>43423226
visible veins and arteries make Vamps bite their lower lip.

[Anonymous No.]

My fear of getting raped by monsters has driven me to maroon myself on a remote pacific island. I will run out of electricity soon, as well as canned goods. I will live off of coconuts and indigenous fruits in my modest shack from then on, it will be hard but at least no monsters will be around to rape me.

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>>43423958
>he doesn't know about the tropical elves

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>>43423978
I don't know about tropical elves either, I'd like to know more.

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>>43423958
>anon sees a pirate ship in the distance
>turns out this island was the hideout of the famed dread pirate Red Hands

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>>43423958
Wilson said he saw footprints on the sand last Friday...

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>>43423982
Sooner or later, the tanned Elves that sail the high seas and live on the islands of the tropics will find you out there. And when they do... they grab you and take you with them. And then they'll make you drink their Piña coladas.

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>>43424048
that sounds nice

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>>43423997
Damn pirates. I've been trying to stop them for years but they always get away

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>>43422634
>Fuck one and have a daughter
>You keep catching her in clandestine meetings with the other kind discussing taking her rightful place by your side
>But she did learn to fire lightning from her paws which is a neat life skill.

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>>43424048
How do these tropical elves make a living? Surely they're not all pirates

[Anonymous No.]

>get lost in the boggy woods at night
>lamp oil running low, barely able to see two feet ahead
>hear ominous howls and growls in the distance and my heart skips a beat
>beasts and monsters could come out and devour me to the bone and nobody would ever know
>scared, so very scared
>until I see a faint purple light
>a nice witch or something finds me
>promises not to hurt me and eventually convinces me to come along
>her smile seems genuine, she doesn't look the type to lead me to a gingerbread house so she can put me in her oven
>tells me she'll take me 'home'
I'm saved! I never thought I'd get out of these cursed woods, I'm so happy!
She's gonna help me find my out of these woods and get home... to 'my' home!
.....To 'my' home, right? Haha....r-right...?

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>>43424370
enjoy your new life, anon : )

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>>43423958
I also hate rape, can I join You? I can bring a few claymores, MRE, and a floral shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43424479
What do you mean by that?! I don't want to stay in the woods, I want to go home!

[Anonymous No.]

How do I keep my coworkers from dragging me into the employee bathroom and raping me? Management won't do anything about it.

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>>43424563
Taser on hand at all times.

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>>43424563
Come on Guard Anon, the Gob guards work hard too, cut them a little slack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43424569
>Use it on succubus
>She cums
>Hard
>Says she didn't know you were into that kind of stuff and that she'll tell Miss. Raiju
>Raped again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43424582
Uh um... Pepper spray then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43424563
I dropped my job anon, You can't avoid it. Try to work fully remotely. I do that and get enough money for the booze. Not a single noise in my flat expect for the slow electric buzzing of my refrigerator...

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>>43424597
>Miss. Salamander takes as a challenge
>Good thing she's trained in blind boxing style
>Beaten up and raped again
Monster girls just don't know when to stop

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>>43424563
Bitter apple spray on your dick. It'll at least keep the canids and felines away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43424582
>>43424597
No, use demon silver guns. It's loud, harmless and make them sleep for a few hours. Avoid pistols and SMGs, the caliber is too low and You will get fired for destroying your office. Use a breach shotgun with low penetration slug. Put a flashlight on each rail to also blind your coworkers with a macro sun.

[Anonymous No.]

Can a monster be too much of a delinquent to be suitable for marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43424627
Yes.

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>>43424627
>too much of a delinquent
Nothing a baby won't fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43424627
I want a delinquent bicorn gf

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>>43424627
I can fix them!

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>>43424649
>Fixing
But they are already perfect?

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>>43424654
>Heels not touching the ground
Nyet, not perfect yet. Bring me the sunflower seeds and vodka, there is work to do.

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>>43424627
>delinquent MG
>Had to retake the year... 200 times
>Teacher is hopping you can get some sense into her
>That or she's too busy with you to harass anyone else. Either way, it's a win

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>>43424642
>My Mom is a Delinquent and I Go to Her Old School Now!?
The latest in cutting edge delinquent fiction

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Thankfully, as I was lucky enough to be born the son of a rich nobleman who owns a large fief, I have the clarity of being protected by tall castle walls and an entire standing levy of men at arms who have only the finest of iron plates and swords. And the Order priests regularly bless our estate to ward off evil influences. Therefor I will never have to worry about being taken by those nasty Monsters in my lifetime for sure!

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>>43425170
>orcs see a stronghold
>put together more galz and try to storm it

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>>43425170
>be inside keep
>super safe
>About to sleep for the night
>Your little pet cat jumps on your bed to snuggle
>then she monsterizes, rapes you, and claims your kingdom as part of the cat domain

[Anonymous No.]

>>43425170
Exactly, happy for you anon
Now hurry along, your personal tutor Vam Pira is awaiting you in the study for your lessons

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>>43425170
>son of a noble who lives in a castle
Dragon bait.

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>>43422797

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>>43423958
You know monsters can swim, right?

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>>43425170
Unfortunately as your father seeks closer ties with the desert kingdom in order to be able to import their valuable spices to make his own lands even richer he has decided to arrange a marriage between you and the Pharaoh to increase relations and she wouldn't accept anything less than his youthful son as a suitor. Enjoy your diplomatically provided new wife anon.

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>be an order noble on the border
>face constant skirmishes with monster raiders
>still losing, population attrition taking it's toll
>eventually demonic energy seeps into your kingdom in significant amounts and all your pets monsterize
>finally able to fend off the monster attacks
>call them native order hounds and nobody thinks too hard about it

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>>43423958
>>43425394
Or fly.

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>>43425484
Is she farting that "husband" cloud? Did this just become the /brap/ general? Let me dig up my 100 page long /brap/ epic. It's about a cheshire's magical journey into discovering that her lactose intolerance actually makes her /brap/-non's perfect mate.
Can we get someone to vouch for scat? That'd let me post the sequel, too. Miss Chesh does a little teaching of her own in that one.

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>>43425410
Some of your hounds are starting to look a little strange, how many hounds did you say you had?

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>>43425510
You need to die

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>>43425516
I thought it was a fart cloud for a second too.

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>>43423057
I thought it was a Troll with tiny hands from the thumbnail

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>>43425516
THE PROLOG, MISS CHESH'S DIARY ENTRY, DECEMBER 26. <--It's foreshadowing because "log" can be a word for poop
>I ate a bunch of cheese at the Christmas Eve party.
>Then today at Christmas I farted so loud at dinner that it interrupted the meal.
>My cousins and siblings all kept popping their heads off to whisper "Sure you didn't shit your pants?" at me randomly the rest of the night.
>I mean, fair play, I would've done the same thing.
>But one of them also suggested I need to stop eating cheeses.
>Or else I'll never get a husband because men don't want to worry their wife is going to stink up the house with her smelly farts all the time.
>Oh, diary, I don't want to give up cheeses; they're my favorite thing to eat.
>But some day I want to be just like mama and my aunts and pump out a dozen babies who are all incomprehensibly trolly.
>Whatever shall I do?

Anyways, this just keeps going for a dozen pages before /brap/-non shows up. Then there's a whirlwind (HAH--FART PUN) romance where /brap/-non discovers Miss Chesh is weak to anal. Also, to a good strong limburger.

[Anonymous No.]

If I had a snek I would refer to her by:
stretch
legs
slinky
fruit by the foot (when she is getting along with other girls)
dope rope (when she does something silly)
danger noodle (when she is angry[this is often])

but never her actual name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43425601
GIT GUD

[Anonymous No.]

It's Sunday! Time to spend time with your auntster at the beach the whole day!

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>>43425603
Vampire-Troll...

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>>43423057
It's a little odd to sign your stuff when posting it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43425781
>Trolls get horny in the sun
>Vampires get weak in the sun
>Vamp-troll becomes incredibly horny and weak in the sun
Perfect for teasing

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>>43425719
You really thought officer D. Elf wouldn't notice?

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>>43425993
As long as we're piling on the horny, she should be growing garlic, and then just eating whole bulbs of it raw. Or drying it and snorting it like cocaine.
>TL; DR--Miss Vamp-Troll needs to get so horny she wrecks BOTH your pelvsiseses.

[Anonymous No.]

A-ahem.
TUTTURUU!

[Anonymous No.]

>Always double tail slams
>Acts surprised when I dodge it
Why are monsters so predictable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43426295
Millions of years of evolution developed their tactics of predation

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>>43426295
She's training you to watch her movements and facial expressions, then respond appropriately. Once you're used to that, it's just a matter of the details when she's got you pinned beneath her, nude.
> You'll watch her movements and facial expressions, then respond appropriately.

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>>43426381

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>>43426295
>Always triple charges
>Always hits you because that bullshit hitbox is fatter than her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>43426414
I can see that you have S-Tier image editing skillz as well. We are truly the most talented anons in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43426414
>>43426437
Perhaps the board has potential for other uses

[Anonymous No.]

are futa alps real
or have i been fucking a twink?
we've been married 3 years now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43426456
Monstergirl fuel can melt my heart

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>>43426431
>Kiss espinas-chan
>Get poisoned and paralyzed
>Hold hands with espinas-chan
>Get poisoned and paralyzed
>Boobjob from espinas-chan
>Get poisoned and paralyzed
>Fuck espinas-chan
>Get poisoned and paralyzed along with knocking her up

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>>43426478
Canonically there's the giant slug that USED TO have hermaphrodites:
>"Since the rise of the current Mamono Lord, only females have been confirmed, but it seems they were hermaphrodites in the past. Perhaps as a vestige, it seems that rarely, when they spot a human woman, they'll shower her in mucus without much thought and make her all sticky."
So, in theory there's probably futa alps out there somewhere.
YOU, however, are 100% fucking a twink.

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>43426478
>43426523
>>>/trash/
Fuck off and die

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>>43426478
Bad news: You've been an Alp since the portal opened, but your Alp GF has been putting futa-potion in your food so you haven't noticed.
Any futa-ism on it's part is probably accidental spillage of the potion or absorbing it though your coom.

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>>43426456
A Science Haku would note that steel doesn't have to actually melt to lose structural rigidity.
>it was still the Tanukis

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>>43424252
The tragedy of Darth Nyageius the Unwise.

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis!
https://files.catbox.moe/kcgi52.png

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>>43426684
I love mutual milking with monster girls, but cumming outside is such a waste

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>>43425719
These hags are becoming more daring each day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43426684
The dream.

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>>43426696
She'll lick it all up later

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>>43426684
Her face is scary

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>>43426762

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>>43426684
Yetis are cute. CUTE.

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>>43422604

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>>43426816
Most wholesome monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43426816
great artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43426865
Yetis:
>Warm, full of mofu
>Loves you, will drink of you
>Will hug you like her big body pillow and never let you go
>Has paws as big as her libido

Other girls:
>Made of glass, will shatter themselves to harm children
>May or may not have a bunch of mofu
>Thinks of you as just a living cum pump
>Will not use you as a big pillow

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>>43426874
>teeth face mimic

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[Anonymous No.]

I love foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43426977

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>>43426977
All foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

Roll for sanity, here's another mountain monster

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43427023
Lumi means snow! I know this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427048
I don't know what it's called but I really like the little crease on the torso where the legs start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43426874
>Furries
Go and stay go.

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>>43427056
oh yeah, the vagina bones

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[Anonymous No.]

>May I buy you a drink?

[Anonymous No.]

concrete reinforced with steel is the foundation of our modern society,
what would mgs think about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427176
generally they'll try to put up with your hobbies until they get you in bed

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>>43427193
i meant more like their reaction to seeing the urban landscape

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427225
generally they'll try to put up with your hobbies until they get you in bed

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>>43427068
there's a mimic dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427225
can they fit through the average doorway? good to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427285
That's a weird-looking mimic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427285
you dont have to call me mean names

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427289
>can they fit through the average doorway?
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427193
Well this vamp is gonna have to hear all about my autistic hobbies if she wants to suck my blood! I'm not that easy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427328
Miss 'Tsune is a good size and those doorways are way too small.

[Anonymous No.]

kemono and kemonomimi in the same setting is cool
I wonder if the author of kemono giga survived the operation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427349
Fuck off furfag

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>>43427376
She's the Avatar!
>More liek thiccatar, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

oh right, he has a twitter.
wonder if he's gonna make manga again?
>>43427361
no u
he draws great horse girls
and girl horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427285
Nice job avoiding the fact that a furry Harpy takes up a majority of the attention in the strip, even having herself super imposed on it as the center piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427426
I'm not seeing it.

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>>43427480
Then you must be legally blind.

[Anonymous No.]

your thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

post dem cents

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427530
id do that hp

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427530
Uh, OK. She's more like a full dollar than just some pennies, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

Big auntsters or small auntsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427513
Nah, he's being dense on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427568
why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427589
Anon if there are 2 auntsters involved there is no hope for you left
Nobody will be able to save you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427584
You shouldn't spoil our fun with the concern troll.

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>>43427652
>Telling furfags to fuck off is concern trolling now
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427690
you may have gathered but he's not very intelligent

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playing with dolls is childish, is it not?

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>>43427695
>fucking a leg hole
Ew

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>>43427695
Too many anons on here would be way too excited about buying a doll cute frilly dresses.

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>>43427530
>>43427695
I hate that I recognize the artist based on face shape and lines.

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>>43427808
The topic of conversation doesn't often stray into how often we're juicing.

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>>43423226

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>>43427808
yeah but i'd do that with a familiar too

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>>43427810
koishi chikasa's style is very distinctive.

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>>43427808
I'd buy a massive Minotaur cute frilly dresses.

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>>43427931
i believe you misclicked the /c/ kemono thread you have open in the next tab
I've done so too

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>>43427854
A familiar would look extra endearing in those fancy idol dresses.

>>43427878
Big scary monsters are for wearing cute dresses regardless of how much they object to it.

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>>43427151
Dang, what a nice tail.

>>43427387
The only bending that matters is dick bending.

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>>43427485
I prefer the twins

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>>43427695
Geez, and Anons say that Hosspussi is too big a hole.

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>>43428103
>horsepussy
>too big
That's where you're wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428085
hairy armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427983
> Jinko-san hates this outfit and wants to switch back to her adventuring leathers.
> But Anon did buy it for her to wear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428111
I didn't say 'they' were correct, just the usual nonHossfucker myth.
Compared to fucking a Dollhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428132
>doesnt like it
So she should give Anon a reason to tear it off her.
Simples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428132
You know if you didn't post with the exact same filename you wouldn't be called furfag half as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428173
Maybe Anon should just buy her cuter adventuring leathers. If those dark elves can adventure in snakeskin miniskirts I'm sure the jinko can too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43423226
Do you think vampires and dhampirs argue whether crew cut or v neck t-shirts are sexier?

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>>43427808
just wait until anon has daughters

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>>43428274
>Anon is an annoying dad
>Not because he's too strict or mean
>But because he insists on her wearing all sorts of girly outfits
Still better than those nerd anons who'd make their monster daughters play games with them.

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>>43428341
>peak Anubis family bonding experience is playing factorio with wife and daughter(s)

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>>43427695
imagine not installing an onahole

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>>43428341
i'd make insanely dangerous and fast cars, motorcycles and bicycles that are held together with ducttape and prayers and get ym kids to help me with making them

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>>43424048
>coconut
No wonder elves bear an ill wind. Witchery!

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>>43428373
i do like the catbird

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>>43425170
And then he died. Alone. Until Wisp-urrection, he lies in limbo, asleep perchance to dream. Wake up soon, she keeps getting weirder as time passes. You don’t want to know how much ectoplasm she covers your sleeping form with, or how…

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>>43427485
WHY IS THERE NO PEACE FOR ME!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Working on that summer comiket release

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428474
You are japanese, ln?

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>>43428451
>desperate auntster tries the "butt stuck in the wall" trick again

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>>43428490
why would ln re-save a picture of his own art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428494
Then who is working for a comiket release?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428464
In that touch, lightning

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428500
the Wight in that pic I guess

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>>43428500
Probably the fujo wight yawning at her desk

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>>43428474
MGC Comiket would be quite the spectacle to behold.
>That one h-manga artist who draws the most depraved and shameless MERE'd doujins
>She's actually a dragon herself, a single one at that

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>>43428510
>>43428512
Half of it will probably be dicks again. What is it with monsters and dicks? Draw a landscape or some tits already. I can’t fap to gleaming abs damnit.

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>>43428523
>husbando sits on the big pile of gold
Disgusting

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>>43428523
Inb4 she marries that one anon who bought 10 copies of her doujins

Also the cosplay area is just full of roleplaying sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428523
>tfw you are the only male doujin artist in the doujin artist area
>so many monster fans, and even monster artists are interested in you

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>>43428523
>The Sith girls in a corner trying to sell human x furry doujins
>There's so many cobwebs they wonder why they even come each year
>Meanwhile the Holstaur corner with a shit ton of nursing doujins is constantly abuzz, partly because one of them is thicker than a snickers and cosplays Lum every year
>Undead girls being fujos as a Comiket meme
>Most of their doujins are depraved handholding and baby making vanilla as shit doujins
>The Anon who cosplays as Conan the Babarian constantly getting swarmed by Amazons
>Artist Anon's Leanen Sidhe ink artist having to literally beat girls off of him with an oversized fly swatter

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>>43428523
>ms sidhe coaxes you into cosplaying one of her doujinshi characters for a reasonable sum of money
>wasn't that hard, coincidentally the character seemed to resemble you in a lot of ways. no wonder she wanted you to do it
>you end up handling most of the table traffic as nervous and sweaty monsters ogle you while buying copies

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>>43428604
>>The Sith girls in a corner trying to sell human x furry doujins
>>There's so many cobwebs they wonder why they even come each year
I know they're not popular here, but furshits are very popular elsewhere, especially among Germans. I feel like that corner would be bustling with traffic. The siths won't be left loveless.

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>>43428640
more popular than djinn of the jar, lmao.

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>>43428640
Its Comiket not Sausageket

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>>43428666
oktoberfest would certainly be worthwhile with all the dirndl-wearing monsters about

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>>43428523
>The clueless, naive guy that drinks too much
>Thinks all the flirting and handsy monsters are just being really friendly
>Gets led to a girl's hotel room so she can show him 'her rare doujin collection'

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Oh no she’s been caught snacking on the job, what is she going to do?

[Anonymous No.]

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>>43428523
>MGC Comiket

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>>43428523
>tfw you just wanted to show off your gains and cosplay a very muscular character
>you get swarmed in .02 seconds

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>>43428841
>bunch of monsters just rubbing your arms and heavily panting
>one fox even has the balls to start licking your abs like you wouldn't notice
>you wished they at least compliment your cosplay

[Anonymous No.]

Give me your dorkiest monsters

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>>43428862
>married security has to intervene and pry the horny mamonos off of you
>they apologize take the offenders to horny jail (the security station and given a cold drink to cool down)

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[Anonymous No.]

Ay, Anon. Let's go have some fun.

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>>43428862
>then you turn your back to them
>And hear wet splats on the ground
>time to run

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428927
Sure thing aneki

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>>43428684
i'm glad all these monsters are so nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428916
Dum Rata

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>>43428927
I sure hope she doesn't make fun of me when my idea of fun is playing chess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428927
>>43428932
The crime life is hard, but with aneki around everything is going to be alright.
Wish she wasn't such a sex fiend though.

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>>43428927
>Sure
Good ending

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>>43428927
I don't know, she looks too cool for someone like me.

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>>43428931
>run from horny monsters
>you are so glad that you didn't skip cardio like that cheshire online told you
>dumb monster nerds are too out of shape to catch you
>slip on a wet floor from a passing horny monster
>accept your fate as the nerds pounce you

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>>43429021
giving ms lich cpr when she washes up on the beach

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>>43429021
Lich mating press

[Anonymous No.]

They grow up so fast.

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>>43429082
I wish gacha would grow itself out of here.

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>>43429042
How long is it supposed to last?

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>>43429108
i don't know, she said keep going

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>>43428953
Damn zoomer monsters posting selfies online while boasting about how hard they drained their husband.
Mamono internet was a mistake.

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>>43428523
>msgk correction doujins drawn by some JS artistic prodigy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429150
>she's actually well-mannered

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429090
>Leave the chinkboats to me

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure how long it will take to learn paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43428927
I can't go goof off. We're not in highschool anymore and I need to focus on work

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>>43429176
fuck that guy

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters with crotch mofu

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>>43429177
His gote will.

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>>43429192
I see no reason to talk about him here.

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[Anonymous No.]

What do you gain from this.

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>>43429195
the furry doesn't like it so we end up as collateral damage while they both play a game the rest of the thread doesn't care about

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429207
I told you all when this started it would end badly and here we are.

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>>43429181
It's comfy between Satyros' legs even without the wine.

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>>43422604

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>>43429207
You're not fooling anyone mick, nobody except you cares about the baph waifufags. Especially not to the point of crying about a context-less picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429317
yes, yes, rate my art and tell kc to retweet it. K thanks, bye, I'm gonna go get a drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429317
he's not exactly subtle about his asspain for anons to exploit.

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>>43429308
Do ancient evil wives come with their own evil maid?

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>>43429347
There's some genuine mental illness at work and it's way past just fishing for (You)s, motherfucker even started posting shitty elementary schooler drawings just like bugboi did

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>>43429357
Yes but there are also ancient evil maids that are a 2 in 1 deal if you want

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>>43429357
Some of them have several.

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>>43429385
Ancient evil Kiki just needs some love to thaw out.

[Anonymous No.]

forever waiting on metal slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429410
hatter + mercury parasite slime for the ultimate in authentic haberdashery

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>>43429408
But that would make her even more evil
Sure, she can clean the house, but to be sure that no dirt touches mastah, she needs to clean the world from dirt and grime. If those people or kingdoms are dirt and grime, well, she has alot of cleaning to do...

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>>43429410
You aren't even getting malef. Probably because KC is assblasted over it leaking within 12 hours.
>>43429370
glass houses on bad art, pic rel

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>>43429317
I mean, I don't particularly like them but I also don't really like waifufags in general. Especially when they get asspained because you don't share their love of a certain species. If anything, them, the Mick, and even other shitposters are just a bunch of clowns who need to either touch grass or get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

Nook wife
Whisper into her ear while she is sleeping.
>"Open up it's the IRS."
This causes her noticeable discomfort.
>"You haven't paid your taxes in over eighteen years."
>"Uuuuuu~"
She is now stirring in her sleep.
>"You are being officially audited for taxes owed."
>"Nnooooooooo!~"
she whispers and begins to toss and turn
>"You currently owe a combined total of-"
She then jumps up and starts sobbing.

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>>43429450
I would love to stop being retarded but the whole no reply thing from KC is getting to me.

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>>43429470
don't bully nukis

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>>43429385
>>43429434
we must overthrow the Imperial Kiki state comrades!

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>>43429499
That sounds like dirty thoughts citizen, we must clean you until you have nice and tidy thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429476
Then without irony take your fucking medications because this isn't your fucking LiveJournal nor is you talking about drinking all the fucking time cute. You're like an even more annoying shitnigger than Bollocks.

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>>43429529
Fine, I'll limit the art to weekly.

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>>43429158
>if you end up in bed with her, she'll try slutty brat lines very unconvincingly because she's really nice and soft-spoken
CUTE

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>>43429529
Why are you responding to him? Just mock him for crying to KC about getting bullied and report his furfaggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429564
I'm easily annoyed and prone to responding to retards against my better judgment.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hear about all these guys getting “assassinated” by kunoichis
>Want to get “assassinated” myself
>Just one problem
>I don’t know how to place a hit

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>>43429526
Never! We will storm the Spotless Palace and topple the tsarina! The muddy boots of the workers will tread upon the imperial carpet!

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>>43429499
>>43429526
>>43429585
>revolutionaries desperately try to hide from their maids so the can have a meet up

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>>43429585
>The muddy boots of the workers will tread upon the imperial carpet!
You will be cast into the kiki pit until you are a model citizen for such transgressions

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>>43425719
*on top of

[Anonymous No.]

>Needing to explain to your kiki that adidas tracksuits are not popular here
I don't want to make her cry or upset her in anyway, but she always buys me black tracksuits. I feel bad for not wearing them that much.

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>>43429665
>not making your kiki happy
I bet you don't even squat and drink her favorite vodka either, shame on you

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>>43429499
>>43429585
come on out anon, we don't want to hurt you, even your maid is here and she's very worried about you, she's even made your favourite drink, so come out

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>>43429665
Be the trendsetter!

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I'd just mail-order a kiki or grab one while visiting as a tourist so I don't have to stay and worry about the monarchy

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>>43429677
I can't squat like a Slav, and I don't really drink hard liquor. You should've seen her face when I attempted to squat with an opened bottle of hard apple cider in front of me. She couldn't stop laughing for a whole hour! So I don't do that anymore.

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>>43429703
Get an Ameriboo Kiki that will tell you more about Kościuszko and Pułaski than you cared to know.

[Anonymous No.]

how on earth are you anons affording maids in this economy?

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically, how do you come back from this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429703
>mail-order kiki
A spy to scout out your country and prepare for the eventual invasion
>grab one while visiting
Perfect casus belli for an invasion for the Kiki Empire

[Anonymous No.]

How come nobody draws art of her?

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>>43429737
draw a picture of you and her getting married

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>>43429746
They have better things to draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429738
Glorious Kikimperial State heavily subsidies maid salaries

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>>43429744
I've got a hostage now. If they invade, I'll tie her up and make her watch in horror as I scrub the seasoning off the cast iron skillets

[Anonymous No.]

>marry dark elf
>She explains that one day you will have to sleep with your daughter and that its an important stage in her development as a young lady.
>Ask her to explain further
>Basically, having sex with your daughter is the equivalent of her sexual education, and once you to do it, she is considered of age and allowed to date.
>Realize instantly that as long as you dont have sex with your daughter she will never be able to get a boyfriend.
>Use this to your advantage.
>Fast forward 30+ years and your dark elf daughter is now an overweight, socially inept neet without the faintest understanding of how sex works.
>She creeps on young boys online, makes memes, and plays video games all day.
>She will continue to degenerate into a blob of moe autism as time goes on.
>Her eyesight has gone bad from staring at screens all day, and has terrible grooming.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck it, I don't care anymore. Have some more monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429780
>I'll tie her up and make her watch in horror as I scrub the seasoning off the cast iron skillets
Sounds like someone is begging for a visit from the Kki Cossaks

[Anonymous No.]

remember to report and ignore the furfags posts of furry shit
Also why does every monster get better as a nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429805
You need to embrace it you autist. Kemono are the new monster girls. There is literally two of them even in your hugbox setting of TRUE monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429805
>Also why does every monster get better as a nun
Humbleness and dedication of a nun are admirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429470
>Cop roleplay with your nuke wife
>But instead of a police officer you're an IRS agent
>Tonight, she pays her taxes with her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429737
Answer by saying that It can't happen. I'm too much of a living failure for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429827
cu sith offer unconditional love.

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>>43429529
He don't talk about drinking. I did. My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429828
I don't like femdom so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429836
>cu sith
>femdom
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429842
Oh wait, You were speaking the dog one, I don't like furry. So nope, fluff is good but the maximum level is bunyip

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>>43429836
>In this way, they can be more than just mere watchdogs, and they possess the qualities necessary to become excellent knights and attendants. But no matter how much they serve, they never demand a reward, just getting praised and petted by their master seems to be enough to make them happy from the bottom of their heart.
They are the least femdom you can get.

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>>43429830
He's a Mick. It's a given he drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429821
>You thought you were supposed to be auditting her, but then she inspects your coin pouch

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>>43429910
looks like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard some noises outside and when I turned on my porch light I saw some weird looking rabbit what do I do?

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>>43429933
be vewwy vewwy quiet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429933
Civet rabbit with mustard à l'ancienne

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429425
I mean when I think Metal Slime I think Dragon Quest type shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429985
I just think of Metal Slug

[Anonymous No.]

Where is malef? Why have we got no answer on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429997
>Hmmmm dragon but... Overpowered super femdom
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430010
if you don't like KC fuck off.

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[Anonymous No.]

You don't need to go on some grand adventure anon, just settle down with a cute lvl 1 mob in your starting zone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You get a hellhound that's submissive and can actually be easily tamed. BUT, you also get a dormouse that's incredibly domineering and will humiliate you publicly.

Good thing is, dormouse is asleep for 20 hours of the day most days, so opportunities for humiliation are low.

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>>43430040
the real adventure was the kids you made along the way

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>>43430013
Liking or not liking KC isn't a requirement to be in these threads numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430055
I've been told it has? I've been told it was the mge thread, like a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430053
But I didn't make any kids and I was a solo adventurer the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430055
it tends to make your stay more pleasant

[Anonymous No.]

mmmmmm, lady of change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430010
You really need to take some butthurt ointment. It's not healthy to post the same thing over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430040
Just recruit a cute level 1 monster from the starting zone and go on an adventure anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430074
Is this heresy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430071
Fair but I'm ultimately ambivalent about him after the Cheral bullshit and proceeding nonsense, alongside the ( Official ) content draught we're currently going through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430087
Let her wings embrace your soul.

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>>43430090
I'm openly hostile at this point, sucks. Would be an okay setting if he could stay in his lane.

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>>43430085
>take lvl 1 monster with you on adventures
>get to watch her "protect" you from lustful high level monsters
>you would deny them anyway, but you find it cute for her to stare down lvl 50+ bosses

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429997
KC never gave a date for when he would free a profile from the paywall. Do something else for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430134
I don't care I have no fanart and since his inner circle posts here you'd think they'd have an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430134
i liked the 2-4 week wait period with phoenix better, the silence with malef is pretty stifling and makes it difficult to discuss her.
oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430010
This but unironically.
I feel like malefs are kind of redundant. Vanilla dragons are just better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430145
the corruptive blood is fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430143
I'm going to be a bad boy but here is the gist
>dragon
>she actually wants to femdom you without being tsundere or shit
>also likes to make dragon kingdoms of sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430151
Eh, making more dragons girls mid isn't all that interesting. Corruption is fun, but doing it to other monster girls just feels like putting a cake on a cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430152
i saw it, it just kills the general hype around her when it's all staggered out like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430134
>It's been over 3 months now
I forget how long it's been since I paid for it, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430172
It's also been three months since he had his stupid poll to ask if he should do the game or the profiles, got the wrong answer and said the poll didn't matter, only to... push out profiles at the same pace anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430145
They're for one specific fantasy and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430198
There are better evil girls

[Anonymous No.]

>the siths accidentally walk into a furry convention

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430073
I would stop if I were wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430283
I want to dress up demons in cute clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430299
I wonder what clothes a cute demon would pick for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430264
>oh wow look at all these easy marks!
>wait, you're saying they're ALL gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430299
I still can't figure out if an AI did a bunch of this. Her top half and lower half don't fit together as near as I can tell.
BUT! 1950s aesthetic is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430325
It's a picture from 2018.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430325
because shes wearing a jacket

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430336
>gpt-6 came back in time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430325
It's all fun and games until miss demon starts making you wear a leather jacket, ride a motorcycle, and sing cheesy musical numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>Isekaied to MGE world
>Wake up in a small desert oasis
>Nothing but sand for as far as your eyes can see
>No evidence of civilization in sight
>Notice a sign written in your native language
>"OOPS! All sandworms!" ~Miss Chesh
>You finally stand up
>The ground rumbles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430388
aaa save me apophis!

[Anonymous No.]

Have a Lim story! Praise the Maou!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47024158/chapters/118465960

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430388
I would kill her, assuming my sandworm wife ever lets me leave
Not the biggest fan of the worm

[Anonymous No.]

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>>43430402
Thanks anon, will read after shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430388
Gonna jump in the water and get a tanned flat fish.

[Anonymous No.]

Angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430479
Still cute even when angry

[Anonymous No.]

Desert demons are made to be bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430479
firmly grasp the weakpoint

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430479
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430522
Cause there's an alternate version with her bare breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430532
And? Who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430534
Hey, you asked

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember to be nice to loli hags.
They have the same problems are regular hags but amplified. So next time you see one offering to buy you a drink, please accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430538
I still don't understand why is She angry on me. Why? Being bare chest is not a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430479
Monstergirls look so cute when they're angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430545
Her.
Boobs.
Are.
Cold.
Warm.
Them.
The.
Fuck.
Up.
NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430541
I have to listen to her talk about back pain but without some nice saggers? No, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430402
>To Kill A Lilim
>That image
Yeah I ain't reading this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430541
Sure, I'll buy her some juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430569
Some loli hags have the biggest of boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430541
Is she even old enough to be in this bar? I think someone better call the cops and tell them there's a child drinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430567
I'm bare chest right now and I don't cry about it. Go to the fireplace or something. She's not really tough, really disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430573
i didn't even make it to the title. too many red flags

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>>43430585
You're going to get charged of a hate crime if you do that
The punishment is loli rape

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>>43430549

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>>43430596
really? all i got was community service at a local sabbath branch

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>>43430631
don't care if she claws me, ill keep shouting out that she is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430596
I know laws are different in monster lands but it's not acceptable to have drunk children pretending to be older than the pub we're in

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>>43430638
You havent received the punishment yet

>>43430663
It's entirely acceptable. Besides they really are older than the pub you're in, even if the pub is hundreds of years old.

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>>43430573
>>43430595
Fair enough. The title is not literal. I took a writing stance to show the MC's bias and ignorance towards Monsters and that of his Father's schemes.
My apologies but it's not like you think it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

you should probably listen to her, she's wearing a crown

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430694
Even if its from Burger King?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430694
I don't listen to royalty. I didn't vote for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430688
Even if the intention was different don't make it seem like it. Poor Druella has seen enough shit already for being used as the big bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430739
she deserves it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430739
It's literally an OC. If you can't read it at least read the tags. She is not the one that suffers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430694
Please do not leave slime inside the ear canal, it's a troublesome to clean out even if slime girls can do some nice ASMR stuff with it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43429737
>Shit-tier meme, bro
>Not even a caption or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430688
>>43430739
Yeah, I'm reading it and the story looks kosher so far, but I can't blame the Anons being apprehensive with that image and title.

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>>43430761
ms slime is quite tidy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430782
Yeah didn't think about that but either way I'll pull through it and finish it as well as what I meant by the title.

[Anonymous No.]

wurm

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>>43430877
Wurm Wide Web

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430877

[Anonymous No.]

ded

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>>43430960
Not big surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430971
I can post more furries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430976
I hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430976
Only if her big sister is also involved. It doesn't matter who won the fight. I want both

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430976
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430976
I hope you like being a blood bag for a while--Miss Vamp don't make know Dhamps.

[Anonymous No.]

You are all stupid baby children. Just report and ignore. Stop replying to the mentally ill fuckwit. Stop getting trolled.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys how do you tell if a bicorn likes you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431044
You ask her if she likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431044
she starts presenting you girls for your harem, like a cat bringing you birds or mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431037
Vampires sex is a troll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431070
Maybe it's that Vampire-Troll that likes eating garlic and was mentioned earlier in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431085
>Vampire-Troll
I bet she is extra thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431089
She's thicc from drinking your blood after feeding you shepherd's pie and other delicious dishes she cooks for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431009
I want this vampire to suck my blood

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go on 4mon and spam memes about Hebis being mentally ill in the /zip/ threads on /int/ again and call them gaijin fetishists.
Besides, it's not like they can do anything about it, I'm countries apart from Zipangu, literally half a world away. Hah.

[Anonymous No.]

>Malefs
>Phoenixes
You guys think the next profile's gonna be trash too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431213
I try to only think about a year ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430986
Young vampire hags - 321 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430976
Sometimes vampires are far too smug and need to be taken down a peg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431225
>young hags
Unless she is old enough to remember Phoenicia then I don't want anything to do with her

[Anonymous No.]

Making smug evil monsters give their villain speech with vibrators on under their clothes

[Anonymous No.]

I love my ancient evil wife who writes monologues and makes me listen to them

[Anonymous No.]

what about middle-aged evils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431444
Overshadowed by both older and younger evils

[Anonymous No.]

>accidentally got lost in hagville because of the stupid bus driver
>the hags are encroaching on me
I don't like hags, they're big and fat and there's way too much woman on them! Get away from me you beasts! I prefer my girls small and lithe!
HELP ME BAPHO-CHAN! SEND THE SABBATHCOPTER TO AIRLIFT ME! HELP! HELP ME! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431521
don't worry, they have an undercover agent placed nearby

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431521
I will take your place
Send me into the depths of the hagzone
I fear no hags!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431521
Only the haggiest of hag baphs exists in this place. Calling out to her has sealed your fate!

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>>43431213
I mean, that's even if KC does any new profiles in the immediate future? He's got the game, the bullshit of Japanese work culture, and whatever else he's got going on to deal with so I'm not going to hold my breath. I'd rather write a fan profile and hope that it doesn't get DMCA'd by ne'er-do-wells.

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>>43431566
if you manage to leave out murder and ntr you're pretty much in the clear.
it's high standards, i know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43425170
>iron plate
These niggas can't even solve the riddle of steel and expect to be able to fight off monstergirls lmao

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>>43431578
>leave out murder and ntr
So no groups of crow ladies and no mentioning Nutrien Ltd. Sounds easy enough, albeit oddly specific.
Can I do a group of raven ladies? I want a couple of smart, selfish women to go all "gronk, gronk" on my junk while mimicking my voice in a way that's clearly making fun of me.

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>>43431578
You must have missed out the drama when the fanboy brigade started dmcaing futa on male and some other crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431613
can't say i frequent those spheres. not really my jam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431613
Good, futa is an abomination.

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>>43431620
Well, think about the fact that mge has precisely zero right to DMCA a fan profile anyway. If you don't use mge art it's not mge unless you really feel the need to go on a thousand word rant about druella and lescatie.

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>>43431624
Futa on male is kosher though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431629
Interesting choice of word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431629
Eh, probably not--most Japanese futa are drawn uncut, so they wouldn't be kosher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431613
>>43431629
Looks like you mistook this board for /y/ you can go there if you want to be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431626
dmca's frequently abused and rarely by the actual copyright holder. rights hardly factor into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431638
I'm not interested in men so I wouldn't like that board that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431638
It's not gay I just want to mix it up after me and my wife both down potions so I can ram my many new tentacles down her new, beautiful snout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431644
>I don’t like men, I just like dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431669
Yes

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>>43431674
Then /d/ is the board for you, not /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

would you a sentry gun, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431690
>He says while talking about a depraved porn setting
>But in a wholesome way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430976
Only if I can find a female equivalent to the Blacula voice. Something that just oozes sexuality and ferocity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431711
Yes you braindead faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431720
I'm afraid you don't get to try and hold a moral high ground like that. It's all or nothing, you can say you don't like it but you can't say it's unwelcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431578
Don't like either fetish but that won't stop people.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43431734
The creator and the fandom are in agreement that they want a wholesome setting, that happens to feature aggressive marriage between Humans and Monster girls, yet you want to shoehorn your nonsense in where it is not wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431734
>It's all or nothing
Or you could just go to the board that almost exclusively caters to the exact thing you want instead of trying to force it somewhere that has never accepted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431750
A wholesome setting where my wife turns me into a dog, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to have wholesome futa sex with my wife
KC said it's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431762
What you two do with regards to potions of that nature should be kept in the bedroom, no one wants to hear about it or see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431762
Miss Anubis would be up for giving you walkies. Why you gotta make it weird, tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431769
Good for you, don’t talk about it here.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't KC confirm futa was a thing a while back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431772
! !

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>>43431779
Yeah
Futa potions and futa magic allegedly exist in the setting, and you can have futa sex with your wife.
Only things that aren't happening are, ironically, futa on female and futa on futa

[Anonymous No.]

you can have lovey dovey handholding futa sex with your alp cu sith wife with heterochromia
just don't post about it here

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>>43431805
But I must. Her eyes are so very cute and there is nowhere else to post about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431817
I can think of 3 boards right now that you could but you want to be an insufferable shitter so you wont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431810
It's weird how much I dislike that tail despite being a huge fan of these ladies. It's just too... syringe-y.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431817
/d/ or /trash/, not here, you want to post about it here because you get off on the negative reaction you get here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430754
I would anally rape Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431833
Imagine the tail latching to your face like a facehugger

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431843
you only make her more powerful

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have lovey dovey handholding futa sex with my alp cu sith wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431826
There aren't any though. They're mostly image dumps threads and none are mge specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431868
you're forgetting the fact that she's a sparkledog with heterochromia and neon fur and her outfit looks like a hot topic store in the late 2000s

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431874
Ok, deal with it or make your own thread, stop coming here where you’re not wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is becoming shit. I can tell--I caught a beel buzzing around it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you want a futa anyways, what are you part hyena.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431902
But I want him here

[Anonymous No.]

>its happening again
Post some monster hags already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431891
>Cu sith but Gary glitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431904
>The irony when they don't want you either.
>The irony when you're too new to realize this is fairly normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431911
Don’t think she is a hag but I got a Empress Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431911

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>>43431911

[Anonymous No.]

Loli hags....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431940
Fat bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431954
>Why don't you come over here and say that?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Your big sister (self-proclaimed) will protect you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm calling it! The moment monstergirls take over and officially deem the nasty rape porn and doujins of ugly men or bad guys raping cute anime girls illegal. You'll all rebel against the mamono overlords because oh no- How dare the monsters ban the porn you guys like and fap to!

I'm calling it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431984
Speak for yourself, i'm joining the nearest sabbath and getting picked up a gaggle of lolis for being an ugly bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>implying you wouldn't want this as your wholesome cu sith wife

[Anonymous No.]

Stop making threads. Nobody fucking wants you people here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431984
>Forgetting some monster girls are into transforming their husbands into hentai monsters temporarily
Somethings might change but the physical ideas would still be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432006
Yes I’m sure the 75 vtuber threads per day are much more welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432034
>a tumor is better than fatal cancer
Yes. Get fucked furfaggots, go post about your shit fetish on /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432000
She looks like she dances smugly on tiktok

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431911
Thick fucking hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432034
It would be kinda funny if the thing that finally gets us exiled from /jp/ was one retard posting furry like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432096
That's probably his endgame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432096
He wishes he had that much power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432096
the funny part is no matter how much stink he thinks he makes here, he is eternally more buttblasted about his self-inflicted circumstances

[Anonymous No.]

>"Monstergirls do not use guns! Guns are such an ugly hideous primitive weapons! Monstergirls would never-"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432168
He's got nobody to blame but himself for not even having the proper decency to DM KC with any modicum of respect or courtesy. Can't fix stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Thank goodness Lilim isn't fast enough to catch me in my car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432063
>she's dancing on camera
>human legs appear in the background
>gets pulled up and she disappears

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432298
Is that a challenge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432168
I can almost guarantee with certainty that if it isn’t the mick it’s somebody equally as assblasted at the parties involved who’s also a furry albeit in denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432360
i still have no idea who the mick is
is it the cait sith poster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432190
Gigantic tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432337
Pffft, she can't catch me while I'm on wheels. Stop a car mid drive with her bare hand?

[Anonymous No.]

I hear rumors that not all jinkos study martial arts, and that a few of them do live in isolated temples hoarding knowledge.
It must be true as the Tengu seemed pretty pissed about them "muscling in on our turf"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432431
What is this knowledge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432319
little girls in cups is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432489
this is what the cyanide pills are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432485
It seems to mostly be historical texts, treaties, and records of royal bloodlines.
I've also heard tell of more 'sensitive' texts which they seem to keep in a hidden chamber at the center of the temple.
They firmly encourage one not to enter that room.

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>>43432382
>pawed mamono
>used as a maid
That's unusually cruel. It's almost like you want them to drop the plates on purpose, anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432502
NERD

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432489
get snug with a bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432489
Her feet will make tapping sounds on hard floors.
And thats' great, good oomukade.

>>43432526
Well yes but not every single book or piece of paper is some font of ancient knowledge.
Someone has to keep the more mundane texts safe and cared for outside of the grand libraries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432502
I'm gonna try to get into the hidden chamber, not for the texts but because I was told not to.

[Anonymous No.]

is that one nanashi vampire girl comic the best femdom comic?
i figure you guys would have an opinion on this,

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432560
>Anon gets into the hidden chamber
>Instead of some grand sets of forbidden knowledge or elicit texts in glass displace cases or proudly displayed its cases of temporarly isolated books and sheets marked 'for future transcription and restoration'
>It contains everything from original copies of land deeds to trade treaties and official bloodlines that include bastards.
>just walks out as the aging, grand mistress of the jinkos is about to open it up to look for a rare text.
She'll be rightly confused as to why you didn't take anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432561
Lupiel-sama? Yeah she's the perfect gfd lolibaba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432585
>aging, grand mistress of the jinkos
I'd go back in with her and make some more jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432606
Anon no, surely you don't want an old tiger like her!
There are much younger jinkos for you to take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432620
i want a liger jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432620
Sorry, but my heart is set to making this old kot feel loved
>you wouldn't want an old tiger like me anon...
I want to make the younger jinkos feel jealous as I furiously breed the old tiger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432643
>All the jinko scribes are hard at work transcribing or translating texts.
>Door opens so that a now gravid jinko grand mistress and you walk through to see how they're doing.
>Her route is a bit slower now a days for obvious reasons but she doesn't seem too displeased.
>Although you can feel the eye of every jinko there tracking the two of you until you exit out the doors into the library.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432594
>Lupiel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432677
>jinko grand mistress tries to walk by with an air of nobility
>this is ruined by anon doting on her while rubbing her pregnant belly and calling her cute names
>young jinkos can only look on in jealousy as anon has always proudly proclaim that the grand mistress is his one true love

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, don't mess with time travel unless you want your wife to become your own daughter.
Because Bicorns....just look, sometimes she works real hard to be a bigamous couple of just herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432510
they're so cute when they drop plates with their cute beans though

[Anonymous No.]

"Apex Predator"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432779
hey thats a button nose
no face fluff though, so it might be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432787
Nah, it's not. Dont give furries the slightest inch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432787
I downloaded it without giving it a second glance. That's on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432779
is this that girl from solatorobo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43423605
WHY IS SHE SO SMUG? SHE'S ON MY ROOF!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43424048
>And then they'll make you drink their Piña coladas.
NOOOOOO!!!! I'M STRICTLY A RUM AND SODA KIND OF GUY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I need more monster girls in pantyhose. I need their wonderful musky feet to replace regular air

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO FUCK A MOSQUITO
MOSQUITO SEX

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream I was outside of a mansion and I knew it was a wights mansion but before I could enter I woke up
Why Is my brain so cruel

[Anonymous No.]

Flipping the anubutt guards skirt, running through the palace shouting biggus dickus was here.
I wonder what the anubi will do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

when wight unfamiliar with this world pronounces it as "peanut nor" but you decide not to correct her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432940
Sit on your face but will barely make any noise while you lick
Also make you build Legos with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432919
I've had a similar dream of getting chased around a mansion by various monsters, but I wake up before I get caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432953
Imagine losing to such a small Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432951
Oh no, sand cleaning duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432960
It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog. Those small ones have something to prove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432953
Plot twist, the girls next to her are massive. Like 8ft 9ft

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432993
>t. runt of the litter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433023
Do you want to get rape corrected by hellhounds anon? Sounds like that's what you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432964
Why is she mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433073
One of her servants accidentally called her "Awoobis"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433073
I spilled some instead of insuring all of it went inside. She has to update the schedule to make for the lost fluid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432993
This, works with IRL dogs and would be the same with waifu dogs. The huge intimidating 2+ meters tall hellhound? she's a sleepyhead and at most will want to use you as her daki.
Meanwhile, the 160cm womanlet hellwan will scream out all the femdom doujins you're going to reenact while pouncing you, already undressing midair and with a six pack of monster going through her bloodstream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433086
If the portals ever open and I get an autism hound I will never stop calling her that, she can curse me with the mummy curse all she wants but I will never stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433103
Small Hellwan is more ferocious than her mother and big sister as she has something to prove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433103
>160 cm
She would still be taller than me....it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433103
Yep, I'm gonna need one of each now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433093
Rip your dick anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433119
Very upset Anubi with her butt elevated on pillow making sure none escapes, I have 20 minutes to rehydrate and eat some fruits and it's back to filling her up.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like if the portals opened or if I got Isekaied I'd be nabbed by a spider. I'm sensitive as shit and squirm a lot, I'm also submissive and scared of spiders

[Anonymous No.]

What if I disguised myself as a monster girl when going outside to throw off Mamonos so they leave me alone. The monster girls will never figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433160
Mana would give you away before you walked a block.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432190
And canon cannons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433189
Automaton cannons

[Anonymous No.]

> >43433160
Dress up as an Alp.
Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433189
That monster is way too stylish. I don't know if I could stay focused in a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433219
Then you lose, but losing is winning so you actually win by losing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433201
And other canons

[Anonymous No.]

>hellhound tries to rape me
>throw up advanced forcefield spell I learned from a court wizard
>now inside a big magic bubble she can't breach
>she can bounce me around and roll me but she can't break the forcefield
>gets so frustrated she calls for help
>gremlin and her automaton show up and use power tools and laser cutters but fail to break my forcefield
>dragon and high orc both try brute strengthing it to no avail, all they achieve is slightly deforming the bubble but it goes right back when they let go
>ignis and glacies both try popping it with concentrated ice and fire, useless
>cheshire appears and teleports in but this magic allows me to eject things besides myself from the bubble, she goes flying and lands in a stream
>arrogant salamander insists dealing enough damage will drop the field and starts martial arts punching it for literally 18 hours straight before she tires out and gives up
>mindflayer takes one look at it and tells the other girls "I don't know."
>lich shows up and says she knows how to deal with it
>proceeds to get stuck sifting through literally a hundred different tomes to find the right spell because she forgot where it was, making all the monsters groan
>meanwhile me, reclined back in the air inside my forcefield bubble with a shit eating smirk
Hehehehehehe... hahahAHAHAHAHAHA! Better give it up already Monsters, my crotch isn't getting shattered tonight. I can wait in this thing for days until you abandon all hope!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433211
I don’t know why you didn’t reply to me right. I was mostly making a joke about a scene I thought of a couple minutes ago about a anon poorly disguising themselves and get caught easily when they make their way down the street and get dragged away by a monster girl in a comedic fashion.

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>>43433242
>finally wurmy comes along
>"uhhh, what is he going to drink and eat there?"
>all the monsters collectively facepalm at their own stupidity for forgetting that anon is not an incubus yet
>hellwan happily rolls the anonball straight to her home
>hires the local maid association to prepare the most delicious meal and positions anonball right next to the dining table

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433223
And hand-canons

[Anonymous No.]

> 43433242
Akaname waits patiently while FagAnon marinates in a ball of his own sweat, piss and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433242
>lilim appears
>snaps her fingers and dispells the forcefield instantly
>you land on your mage ass
>all the girls loom over you with grins now
Now they just have to decide who gets to claim you.

[Anonymous No.]

my catgirls keeps ranting about "nyaggers" and how they must be decapitated and thrown into garbage disposals?
what's wrong with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433295
She's as we say "based and red pilled", reward her for It.
Total nyaggers death when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433295
Did you let your cats use your computer???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433295
Tell her to google "the Tanuki Question"

[Anonymous No.]

I want a terminally online schizo cheshire cat gf, inject those altchan memes and (un)ironic racism straight into my veins

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433371
I want the opposite, I'm already like that and being that spiteful and hateful is driving me mad. I just want a nice family with a plain werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna keep committing crime so officer succ will keep trying to get me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433189
She gives off the same dork energy as a Dhampir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433488
be nice to dhamps anon, they're trying their best

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433512
how does a dhampire cope finding her childhood friend chained up in her mother's castle scratched up to hell and back so he's completely covered in blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>puts up a notice that says "NO HELLHOUNDS ALLOWED" on my front lawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433529
how did her father let that happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433529
>>43433545
that's not very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433549
>>43433555
he had to go on an urgent business trip so the pair of them are getting their familiar bickering in the 2 weeks he's away

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433529
just tell her you trust her more than anyone, that should keep her in check

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433529
>>43433569
>temptation of the dhampire
ah a classic trope, will she stay true to her principles or give in to her nature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43427023
Oh shit is that a new one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433545
Jokes on you, most Hellhounds can't read too good, and that sign will just attract them as they will assume that your lawn is Hellwan friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432561
Yupiel is the best yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheese can affect your dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433635
>Feed dormouse a strong blue cheese
>She has a wild dream where she becomes an adventurer
>Feed dormouse some fresh mozzarella
>Comfy dream about going on a date in a romantic area

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna piss of a arch demon to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>go to india in the post-portal world
>touring the cool hindu shrines
>suddenly meet a cute Gandharva and chat her up
>she speaks pretty sloppy english
>tells me she thinks I am "the adorable" and asks if I want to "do the needful" somewhere private
What the hell is she asking me for? What does that even mean??? What's needful? How am I supposed to do it? What am I doing exactly????

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433659
>get indian scam call
>female voice on the other side, but still broken pajeet engrish
>the scammer isn't interested in your bank account, instead tricks you into giving her your marital status and address
>ends the call with "ok rape you later"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433656
Somehow I read that as gonna piss on a arch demon and see what happens which made me laugh a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433670
>piss on a arch demon
>"Are you... pissing on me human?"
>"..."
>"Eh, I can deal with that fetish, please sign this contract"
>"Pissing on the contract still counts as signing it"

[Anonymous No.]

Good archive sites for /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433683
warosu

[Anonymous No.]

Serious question.
How do you think most monsters would react if they caught a man and pinned him down only to find out when they tear his pants off that his penis is 4 inches small and inadequate? Would they humiliate him over it, despite how it could hurt him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433762
>Would they humiliate him over it, despite how it could hurt him?
Do you have even the faintest knowledge of MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433656
>Gonna piss of a arch demon to
* off ?
* on ?
I presume A, but B might have interesting results too.
>tfw shes into that stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433762
>...4 inches
Faires and Dormouse cower in fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433659
Takes Anon's hand and drags him into a Designated Raping Street.
.
>Tourist Advisory: The streets are all DRSs.

[Anonymous No.]

Give me reasons to marry Ocelomeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433845
Ocelomeh cuisine is said to be among the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433845
Cocoa, chili, POTATOES

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433864
boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433762
Monster absolutely love small penises. They also love big penises. They love the penis of the man they like because it belongs to that man. Being with a monster naturally makes a mans penis change size to whatever size a monster would prefer automatically through becoming an incubus so it looks and penis size don't matter to monsters. There is also a goddess that grants huge dicks to loving husbands and wants to castrate NTR fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433786
>Centaur bully corners Anon
>Tells him she’ll give him a pity fuck since his ass is never gonna get another girl
>Pulls down his pants to see his 4 inch dick, hard
>Laughs in his face, muses that maybe she should take a loli potion so she’ll feel something
>Turns around pressing her ass against him
>She instantly cums on insertion

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433762
I don't think most of them would really care, they're still going to ride you even if it were a hotdog in a hallway situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433890
It's even said in the world guides that i'ts impossible to be rejected by a monster do to looks or sexual prowess..

[Anonymous No.]

Promiscuous sex with monsters bad, bad!!!

Marriage and procreation sex with a normal human woman (Order Woman) is good, good!

Me am religious me love Chief God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433884
>There is also a goddess that grants huge dicks to loving husbands and wants to castrate NTR fags.
Kill NTRfags. Behead NTRfags. Roundhouse kick an NTRfag into the concrete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434006
>[laughs in fluent Bicornese]

[Anonymous No.]

Titanoboa Lamia...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433667
>DO NOT REDEEM YOUR V-CARD SIR

[Anonymous No.]

Slutty men who can't settle for just one species are bicorn magnets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434063
Do you really want to deal with a 1 ton heavy woman, you would have to modify your house to support her weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434088
The Demon Lord's governmental marriage officials will pay for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434088
You can sleep in her... I mean in her coils that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434088
That's just average for lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434102
No normal Lamias weigh about 500 to 700 pounds while Titan Lamias I like to call them weigh over a ton.
For this is what it says about the estimated weight of the Titanoboa
>Titanoboa weighed 1.25 tons – about the weight of a small car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434006
But... Freedom of choices! Freedom of Speech! Liberties!!! You may hate NTR, but you must defend the fetishist's right to expression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433845
The right mix of ferociousness and civilized society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434080
Really slutty men want to waifu a Unicorn... and then gradually seduce her into becoming a Bicorn with an extensive harem.

[Anonymous No.]

I went running today and saw two white-tailed deer
They looked at me and did that thing were they flick their ears
Anyway Whitehorn pussy? Sopping wet doe cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't go to south america looking for the anaconda lamias, they'll eat you alive and you'll never be seen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434206
That's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432000
This is like the best place i know to find kemono artists, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434206
i just see big snake girls as just being super clingy, lazing about the day with you wrapped in her coils

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434221
>Deep full body blowjobs

[Anonymous No.]

Damn cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434259
Anaconda-chan is too big for any man to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434280

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432779
you dropped this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434280
>>43434290
That's a lot of snek...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434280
Time to bring out the liquidized raging mushrooms and go bane mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434280
LARGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434162
>Relationship starts with vanilla sex for the sake of procreation
>Ends with decadent reverse-gangbang featuring a dozen species

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434271
>Anon is a Tom who loses to cat ass
>Cheshire is a Molly who loses to human dick

[Anonymous No.]

Superior cat coming through

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434355
Well, she IS wearing a crown.

[Anonymous No.]

It's hard to match the cuteness of goats!

[Anonymous No.]

Feed mouse girls to your Lamia wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433845
everyone loves latinas with big ass and black hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434369
I want to be dommed by a cute little goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43433845
She knows the location of the City of Gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434371
>Vore should be a consensual thing only done between a husband and wife
Sandworm probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434369
Boozegoats are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434418
True, I would prefer to cuddle with one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434384
Yandere latina monsters…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434371
>Anon gives a mouse to his lamia wife
>He tells her it's feeding time
>Mouse offers to cook some Mac & Cheese
>One thing leads to another and Anon ends up with half a dozen mice maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430754
NO!
>>43430804
The problem is you already alienate with the title itself. It doesn't matter if the story is wholesome when people don't read it. The tone and the summary gives off the military/order/souls cringe murderhobo vibe, which will staple the work, and no one will bother to read it, even if its super good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434452
I would read it if it as well written. Murderfics don't bother me.

[Anonymous No.]

>tell Apophis daughteru to come home before supper
>she starts chanting ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434462
NtA and I dont mind a bit of simple murder etc as long as it isnt full GD/HFY
>I figure every tory since genesihas som violence in it and even portals opening ist going to completely cure every Anontard, someody is stll going to find a way to kill their rival, even if its by drowning or carcrash.
But 1st page the overflowery prose:
> A dour son of a Rancher he truly was, once had been after his mother had passed another four years prior to this day. His Mother’s death was what once made a much happier, but warm family into that of a broken one.
Srsly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422855
>YER VIRGINITY!
heh, best momster

[Breathfag No.]

>>43434387
>dommed by a cute little goat
Embarrassing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434601
>>I figure every *story since genesi*s has som*e violence
Fuck I hate phonetyping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434198
Try 'Cursed Deer cake'
Warning: Its a bit more furry than MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434322
Consider the titanoboa lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434371
Dormouse-Lamia yuri.
Cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434162
Corrupting a Uni to a Bic is masterful.
Only tier harder is adding a Uni to a Bic Harem.
= = =
>At a Nunnery to the Old Chief God in a progressive Order border town.
>the nun is actually a unicorn serving the COG, while looking for a nice, pure virgin husband to call her own
>an undercover unicorn nun trying to hide her extra hooves and huge ass under a dyed black bedsheet instead of the bottom half of a habit
>everybody knows but just pretends not to notice because she's actually really useful in the nunnery's hospital, although she keeps pretending her patients just got better naturally or by herbs&prayers, even when that guy's amputated leg suddenly grew back
>everybody is secretly hoping she will eventually meet an Anon with the rare hoss mana marker on him and finally get laid.
>Emergency at the Nunnery hospital wing
>a multiple Mino-cart pile-up on the high road outside town
>the most serious victim is a tall Anon with multiple leg fractures
>he's taken straight through to Sister Not-a-unicorn
>a simple laying-on-of-hands prayer while her totally-not-a-horn under her wimple is glowing hard
>everyone just pretends it's completely normal that his shattered leg is resetting itself somehow
>underneath the damage, Sister NaU's hands also sense a very strong hoss-mana-mark
>uncontrollably her hands accidentally start sliding up Anon's now healed leg to 'check his groin for injuries'
>even unconscious Anon has a strong healthy bloodflow in the area, it's throbbing under the Nun's caring grip and carefully checking every inch in her soft fingertips...
>every other Nun just pretends its a totally normal medical procedure for her to be jacking Anon's cock like that, even as Anon starts to moan and leak pre-cum
>every other Nun is secretly rejoicing she's finally found a hoss-Anon
>A large Bicorn in tattered garments forces her way into the clinic
>"My husbando, he fell out of my saddle during the crash and broke his leg, I was told he was in here."
>every other Nun and staff in the Clinic is suddenly busy with other accident patients or something else
>"Uh, he's here. His leg was slightly injured, but it, uh, seems to be recovering quite nicely..."
>The relieved Bicorn takes in the scene at a glance - the bulge in Anon's surgical drape, the unusual size of the 'Nun's' habit, and everybody's flushed embarrassed glances
>Bic: "Oh, thank you Sister"
>[she takes the worried Nun's hand in a double-handshake, locking it in and shaking it vigorously in gratitude]
>everybody breathes a sigh of relief
>[then the Bicorn locks eyes with the Unicorn 'nun']
>[and slowly licks the sticky secretions off her trapped hand]
>Bic: "It's so nice to meet the hands that took such good care of my poor Anon...You must come out to dinner with us when he's recovered, so Anon and I can thank you properly..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434452
I fucking love military stories and old tactics vs new is almost fetish teir to me. That said as long as it doesn't break setting its fine, there is a literal God of combat that prevents most deaths from happening during wars and whatnot anyways so its fine

[Anonymous No.]

Now that we have Phoenix, are there any obvious "must-have" species that are not included in MGE?
I can only think of Seraphim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434762
Yep but it gives off those weird SB, /tg/ autism type of vibes. Its okay, everyone was a newfag at one point as I'm not gonna lynch you for not being here since /a/ days, but make yourself familiar at least. There is good reason why certain stuff is frowned upon. Don't end up like this attention seeking furry, who is still not rangebanned for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434824
Mokele-Mbembe, which I did write a green text description about her in one of the past threads. Or if not her a Ropen they would be bioluminescent pterodactyl girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434844
I just want KC to give me the dignity of a response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434824
Bandersnatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434844
I know bad actors and all that, won't stop me from having fun. That said I don't get the HFY and soulsborne "murder monsters" shit. I suppose people just like taking canon and running with it though.
As a 2hufag I get that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434601
>stll going to find a way to kill their rival, even if its by drowning or carcrash.
Well, some Anons are still going to die somehow, just to keep the Wights happy or the Necromancers employed.
It's a matter of not going full retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434903
I bet most of the husbands of undead Mamonos died in very stupid ways like on some jackass level shit. That you know some Order soldiers probably get bored guarding certain areas after awhile without anything happening so a bunch of them go off doing something stupid and get themselves killed which leads them to getting resurrected and married to a undead mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434762
Similar, I wonder how the DetectElves at MGCPD would cope with having their first actual homicide case since the DL-change.
A real one where the body is so completely destroyed that they can't just take the corpse to a necromancer and have Anon identify his temporary murderer in a line-up after he recovers.
>inb4 "the Kiki-butler dun it" trope

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434935
they'd probably have a banshee on payroll or another one of Hel's servants in order to find the spirit of said deadanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434824
Balrog because I’m getting tired of waiting and afaik nobody’s written dick about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434924
>You know that story about the guy who shot an apple off an other guy's head with a crossbow? I bet I can do that with a throwing axe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434924
>be Hebi
>tries to attract attention of cute Order Guard Anon on tower duty by tossing rocks
>smack in the forehead, Anon topples off the parapet above the jagged rocks
>(splat!)
>now she has to spend the gold she was saving for their honeymoon on a cut-rate back alley Dark Mage resurrectionist

[Anonymous No.]

Now this is a cait sith!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434970
Many such cases
>Anon is hanging out with the salamanders
>Anon goes out drinking with the salamanders after a days training
>they dare each other to do stupid shit
>Anon tells them he can totally backflip off the roof of the local witches tower
>madlad does it
>its the last thing the madlad does

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434935
If Anon was hit from behind, or a ranged attack, his ghost may not know who it was.
Not a big problem if he was able to be restored, but as a permanent murder it means they'd have to try doing actual detective and forensics stuff, not just raping a marriage confession out of the nearest virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>> 43434984
There's a reason 'sith' is just remixed 'shit'.

[Anonymous No.]

>evil mindflayer that cornered me slowly slithering towards me giving me a haughty speech about how she's going to drink my mind and dominate me
>stride forward suddenly and interrupt her villainous monologue with a deep french kiss before throwing her over my shoulder and carrying her off to my home
Bet she didn't see that coming. How will she ever recover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435008
R&I, he's absolutely blatant about being a pest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435020
I'm just posting cute monster girls to my tastes in the monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43432561
>>43432594
>>43432694
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435034
https://nhentai.net/g/169134/
It's the guy who made nagotoro

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434824
the lernean hydra
drakes
spartoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434425
No, not the flip flop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435034

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434903
>Ms Wight has her plans set on naive young Anon
>she sets up elaborate Acme-tier death-traps to target Anon as he wanders around town
>they keep missing, or spectacularly backfiring, or even accidentally killing other bystander Anons
>eventually MGCPD threatens to lock up her dress-cage if she can't stop harming others
>her Zombie minions are eager to help her to keep setting up more traps as they have been marrying all the collateral damage Anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434962
>Big monster that's either tanned or charcoal black
>Extremely aggressive and rape-happy
>Gets extra horny while battling a man and/or when it's hot
>So powerful that other volcanic region monsters are subservient to her
That has to be 80% of it, the art is what we're really waiting for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435097
wonder how mad anon will be when she's a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435097
Balrog
>big giant Alp trying to look like a femme mamono
>cue Anon as Gandalf: "You shall not pass!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435015
Congrats dumbass, you're gonna get turned into a squid now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435119
>anon's sending Alprog "you will never be a monster" copypasta letters via the centaur express

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434824
Isnt the next one supposed to be the Gray Aylyum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435140
nah, she was part of a list of potential profiles 2+ years back. no particular reason to think she's high priority

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435153
Ok, I just remembered her as 3rd or 4th on the list and idk the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435132
You’re a kid, You’re a squid, You’re a kid, You’re a squid, You’re a kid, You’re a squid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434966
>demonsilver throwing axe
>Its going to be a memorable mess stuck straight through Anon's face, but he'll heal in time for the wedding photos
>another great Himym story to tell the kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435015
>how recover?
3 words - tentacle prostate massage

[Anonymous No.]

when your room is such a mess that a mg could make a pillow hut and live there without your knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435115
Would be more disappointed than mad, but I can live with it since there are apparently adult figured Malefs. Nice bait I rate 8/8 got me to respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434962
can mge balrogs fly?

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons, but they steal all your bedding to make elaborate blanket forts and force you to crawl through them to face her.
She took all your cool stuff and computer for her horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435289
Sure I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435200
I vaguely recall a frost drake being mentioned.
KC did recently confirm we'll get a lioness monster someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435296
that's pretty disrespectful. maybe i can get a griffon to chase her away

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435320
The griffon wound up having so much fun in the blanket fort she ended up joining forces
There is now a tower with a landing made of pillows that is her roost. You don't even own that many pillows

[Anonymous No.]

>MGC feds monitoring internet activity
>see a human who hasn't been trying to find a partner and instead spends way too much time on internet porn to the point of addiction
>immediately declare an emergency and alert the MGCPD swats

[Anonymous No.]

KC this, KC that.
find a new setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435097
The dark fire shall not avail you, Flame of Udûn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435347
what else is there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435347
>Kettle corn this, Kettle corn that.
>find a new setting

Fuck off I love kettle corn and its 10x better than your microwave bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435380
But the noise anon, the noise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435378
Felarya

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435347
No setting is as autistically hugbox as MGE is.
It'd be nice if we got a soulful monster girl gacha with such a hugbox setting.
Could be something silly like a farming game.
>Pull 5 stars haughty and tsundere dragon queen
>Immediately assign her to the dairy task force

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435443
>I want a gacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435443
>Gacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435380
Kettle corn sucks. Your opinion sucks. Your waifu sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435364
Anon's heroic sacrifice was a lot less heroic when it turned out he just really wanted to dick the demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435466
You take that back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435453
>>43435459
Let's be honest. No monster girls related project could be as productive as a gacha.
>New girls every couple of weeks
>Setting that gets worked every event
>Tons of fanart
>If successful enough, an anime and/or a manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435496
I've actually played genshin impact so I know for sure the actual game suffers for the sake of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435496
way too predatory
and not in the good way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435496
on the flipside
>nothing lewd would be allowed since it'd have to be listed on googleplay
>blatant cashwhoring
>Any interesting story and initial premise would get watered down before the halfway through the first year
>gameplay would be non-existent
>Its not KF3 so no mamono petting mechanics
>shitty skinner box mechanics
>Anime is guaranteed to be shit, its no last period of kemono friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435471
go on without me, i'll slow her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435471
I cannot contain this primal urge to want to fuck demons. Big demons, small demons, Balrogs or non-Balrogs. Hooves or no hooves. My cock has always belonged to them and their blueberry skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435540
source?

[Anonymous No.]

i never played a gacha, fundementally i dont really know what they are, i

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435559
oh i dunno. probably the korean side of twitter about a year ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435565
I can only tell you genshin
>monetization is characters so expect powercreep
>significant gameplay loop based around logging on and doing dailies
>content itself is usually easy
>numbers go up to make minmaxers whale for weapons for pointless optional content
I had some fun seeing the world but the game itself is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435540
>>43435471
>Anon and his adventuring party of human men reach the final stronghold of the local lilim
>every single one of them have been fronting as noble heros
>every single one of them 'secretly' has demonsilver weapons and has a fetish for high level monsters
>At the final castle a bunch of high level monsters naturally intercept them as bosses
>each one they face is one of the party members fetish
>each party member "heroically" holds off said high level boss so the others can slip through
>eventually the 'hero' makes it to the head lilim
>The battle is epic, but its literally just the 'hero' flirting
>The party meets up after successfully 'holding off' the boss monsters
>gets their reward from the duke
>fucks right off to 'manage' the lands they 'conquered'
>by tacit agreement they never speak about what their true intentions were

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435601
as i said anon i never played gacha, none of those words you said mean anything to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435646
play a gacha, any of them and you'll learn how shit of an idea it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435526
All that is true, sadly.
Kemono Friends and that one horse racing game are both cosplay tier enough to have mass appeal.
We'd need cashwhoring for something niche with designs such as pic related to thrive.

>>43435540
What does it mean when a demon has breasts this saggy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435540
>>43435606
>"Count Anon, I must ask, whereever did you find your wife? She's such a lovely woman!"
>Disguised Lim just chatting with other nobles and making little notes of what monster that bitch Lady Woodsworn would be best as

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435646
imagine a corporation that wants to take your money through psychological manipulation.
especially for people with poor impulse control

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435670
>imagine a corporation that wants to take your money through psychological manipulation.
that is all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435676
yeah, i tried to pick something they'd be familiar with

[Anonymous No.]

would you paizuri with a NERD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435670
Hope you like your monkey paw, cause the company that produces it is owned by tencent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435679
nope, wouldn't be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435679
i wish more artists did naizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435347
Better yet, (You) find a new thread. KC is based and so is his setting, I want to talk about it all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435679
She seems like the type who'd be frustratingly slow in bed, but when you pick up the pace, she gets way too overwhelmed.

>>43435693
>Proud oppai dragon wants anon's gaze glued to her chest
>He instead can't stop starring at her beautiful eyes

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven't you adopted a dormouse yet, anon!
They're basically free bed warmers. Low maintenance, just keep some cheese in the fridge and you're good to go. Also, they keep your bed smelling sugary sweet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435716
overwhelming dorks in bed is very fun!
>>43435714
same desu, I only want to talk about cute monsters being cute and sexy
>>43435703
westoids won't really do it, so that really cuts it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435721
Stupid hatters and cheshs will just keep kidnapping her to put in comically large pots of tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435721
No disrespect to Dormice, but I need a bigger girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435721
>Why haven't you adopted a dormouse yet, anon!
already got a kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435703
using double naizuri to start a campfire

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435741
Then adopt two dormice and stack them on top each other!

>>43435728
Just don't live in Wonderland then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435741
3m wonderland is probably my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435761
>tfw you wake up there and see a bunch of 3m march hares munching on some wonderland plants and one of them approaches you.....
>She sniffs you a bit then cuddles you close talking about look how cute he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435761
uhh... duct tape themed wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435663
>No honey, you can't just turn the baron's obnoxious daughter into a succ
>No honey, you can't call the king's reagent a 'dirty double dipper' even if he IS embezzling taxes
>No honey, you can't use your spy network to kidnap the duke's son to get your little cousin hitched
>No honey, you can't just beguile the standing garrison with magic in order to march your monster army into the city and take all the men
>No honey, a human army isn't 'rape bait' for your salamander shock troops

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go find a Lilim with small tits and make fun of her for being a chestlet. I'm gonna tell her she might as well be demoted to Devil for lacking so much in the way of titty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435443
>Wanting a gacha
This has to be a shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435922
Development speed of the real game could literally triple with the extra funding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435922
did the use of words "hugbox" and "autistic" regarding MGE not instantly give it away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435443
>wanted rating hits 6 stars
>dragon knights are dispatched to arrest you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435803
3 meter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435850
Don't bully the Lolims, they can still throne you despite being on the smaller side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434762
The Valkyries - light and dark - start demanding of DL for at least a few actual casualties at every mock-battle Tourney so they can finally pick up a husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435956
Good, more dragon milk to fund the goat barn upgrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435933
Monmusu is a bigger hugbox than MGE.
>Smiffu and the no-fucking laws
80 issues and Kimihito hasn't even gotten a quick handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436008
He ran away from living with a harem of sheeps and cowgirls on a farm, I don't know what you expected. Actual sexual gratification in anime is haram anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436025
>Actual sexual gratification in anime
Inter Species Reveiwers
Literally just fucking mamono whores every episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436062
You have to watch it decensored to not be totally blue balled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436008
Monmusu is the definitive biggest wasted potential in monster girl content. Not because he doesn't get action, just "lol horny mgs dealign with XY conflict" but rather it tries to be a slice of life but fails because there is a bigger plot going on. Then the huge plot point just gets delayed into infinity. Crabby should have just done a somewhat happy ending, can monmusu and learn from its mistakes while using that experience to make 12beasts better.
OR approach monmusu differently as Kimihito is not the only MC, but you can see other guys' lives too. The manga tried to make this pseudo move but again I feel like Crab had no fucking clue where to go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436101
Now that it's been posted I think interspecies reviewers might be the definitive setting that has everything you could ever need. I loved that demon election scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436131
I liked the stacked fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436101
EMG but its episodic slice of life would be great. Just leave out the goddamned NTR and monster boys and focus on girls and their various home stays or spouses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436188
post the ntr I need a good fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436101
I get the feeling that the author had aspirations for doing a more action oriented manga but his editors keep him in check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436212
He also had 12 Beast which is action oriented

[Anonymous No.]

dullahans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436227
Didn't that get canceled?

[Anonymous No.]

morning anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436280
Yes. Had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435443
These mobile games have perfected abusing damaged individuals into playing titty slot machines for dopamine hit.

Instant gratification has ruined people for video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436227
>12 Beast
I liked the proto chapter of that
The serialized manga changed up the mc in a way that made me not interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436316
Fun fact the vast majority of all the money the hakuto no Ken franchise has made was from pachinko machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>43434824
Balrog
I also NEED a Tulpa/Egregore mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436131
If only it didn't prominently feature monster boys and a futa angel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435015
By mind fucking you into a mewling manwhore later

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436376
>futa angel
I'm listening

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436376
if you don't like it you are perfectly free to not imagine sucking his thick, veiny angel cock.
Or does the setting have them at all ruin the entire thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436131
That or MonDoctor.
Basically the same set of mamono species as MGE but he gets a harem ending with the Snek, the Hoss (and the 2maids?) and maybe the LoliDragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436376
>monster boys
I'm OK with it as long as it's ss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436376
Not a futa, he's just a twink male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436416
No, he has a pussy. He's afraid to tell the other guys because he thinks they'll fuck him or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>"other settings" mentioned
>discussion swerves into sucking futa dick
the anons who sperg after seeing a single monmusu or ishuzoku reviewers picture were right all along, I feel bad for ever doubting them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436437
>other settings come up
>someone immediately says they cannot like it because it has futa
You could do it to mge too and it would be just as valid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436416
Crim and the other angels are literal hermaphrodites. There’s even one who looks female that gets their cherry popped by a Succubus later.

[Anonymous No.]

At any rate pancakes are umai

[Anonymous No.]

Kill all futards.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright I think this thread has gone on long enough please archive soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436486
It's a good setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436411
Only like it if it’s temporary bedroom stuff or some type of defense transformation of protecting your monster wife from danger before changing back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436510
woops, here's a better one to your sensibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436510
Feel free to discuss it anywhere else then, this is not the thread to talk about whores, angel hermaphrodites or whatever other stupid shit that's in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436543
I didn't mention any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436475
Rata-chan can't have that much pancake; the stack is almost as tall as her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436570
Squirrels use up a lot of energy you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436519
Sorry anon
But kloah gave me a elf boy ss fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436604
Is it true that squirrels can't get fat because extra calories are used as heat through their tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436622
Do you self insert as that in any TF situation is the question, because if not you might be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436452
>other settings come up
>someone immediately says they cannot like it because it has futa
>faggots of all kinds come crawling out of the woodwork making excuses and posting garbage
Fixed that for you. Anyone who likes interspecies reviewers must be mentally ill, the whole thing is full of whores and faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436645
Don't care

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>>43436570
She can have all the pancakes she wants.
T. Architect-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435928
No it won't. Look at Star citizen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436649
ah yes a fellow lover of those architecture designs, how does it go, i love making hellhounds softer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43435347
Every time I try to post a monster from another setting some retard tells me to fuck off to /v/ or /tg/ or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436653
Star Citizen will never stop being funny to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436657
It's a struggle making the fat go to the right places, but a news squirrel as soft as her tails does sound kinda nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436645
Yeah but you also hate yuri
Even in the not actually in love or anything just playing around sense.

I think you just want be angry at something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436645
>he's on 4chan
>on a waifufagging thread
>claiming to not be mentally ill
interspecies reviewers is 9.8/10 anime btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436661
Tio is okay to post I believe she’s really the only monster girl from EMG that hasn’t been corrupted by bullshit yet in the main canon.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill all futards. Kill all closet homosexuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436675
don't forget to plant potatoes, it's high time and you don't want to starve again, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436694
I am not poor and irish!
I own several hats!
they are strange and unusual!

[Anonymous No.]

>the truth makes /d/ and /trash/ faggots melt down again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436724
It's like flies being drawn to shit, but I guess it serves as a reminder to everyone why /mgt/ is so strict about things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436712
I'd this loss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436724
J 3,20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436759
I'm not sure what it is. Translation when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436791
its just a foxgirl in varying stages of transformations

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436808
You know it does make me wonder what kitsunes looked like before the present demon lord took power, I guess this answers it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436662
500 million. 10 plus years. Little to show for it. This attitude of give more money and things will surely be solved is retarded in reality.

>>43436830
Past Kitsune likely acted like Kumiho of Korean mythology

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436759
It looks like it if you turn the picture to tge left
However the last panel doesn't match that well do it could just be a coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436738
>>43436437
I hate this extreme cherrypick so hard when I know this guy does it on purpose as he slides the conversation every time, to make sure you definitely cannot have a good time. Its so disgusting. Its like saying: I like the color red and he immediately lashes out: OH WOW LOOK GUYS WE HAVE A GUY WHO ABSOLUTELY HATES THE SHIT OUT OF BLUE, when I never even mentioned the color blue.
So tiresome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436857
I really don't think EMG has any ntr. I haven't read it for years but I don't think anyone can actually be sensitive enough that anime groping by tentacles is actually setting them off.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you stop being faggots for two seconds? Learn to ignore the things that make you angry, and focus on what you like.
Like Gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

How can you say you love your monster wife if you wouldn't suck her dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436864
The centuar species in the past did NTR, but the centaur character and her mother are stated exceptions, and do not participate in the horrid thing. Furthermore, the cultural exchange stuff is bringing an end to the practice.
In a similar way, Miia and the MC ended the snek harems.

Despite all this, faggots want to shit up any discussion because it is funny to them, and morons take the bait everytime.
The average intelligence on 4channel has hit the point where blatant bait and trolling is mistaken for sincere discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>43436872
Choke on your spit and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436900
Isn't the Centaur character an NTR child? At least that's what I have heard.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wonder how you people manage to function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436910
Wiki says yes but her mother doesn't like the teaser stuff and wants to get rid of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436662
At this rate they'll have to change the name to Senior Citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436913

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436910
No. It's the opposite. Centorea's mom fell in love with the human teaser and got knocked up by him instead of the centaur bull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436925
Does /a/ still like mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436913
That's the neat part. We don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436930
They have threads all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436900
>The average intelligence on 4channel has hit the point where blatant bait and trolling is mistaken for sincere discussion.
It'd be nice if at least mods were less retarded.
>>43436925
Wurms live in a society.

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>>43436925
ah yes the perfect girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436857
I wasn't even part of the conversation, but when I open this thread and see a bunch of posts about fem/herm dicks, I know that we really should stick to MGE as usual and the outsiders can fuck off to whatever shitholes they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436928
So she was supposed to be knocked up by centaur male but cucked him with someone else. So yeah,NTR child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436941
>the mods
They can't see what you don't report.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436913
This is too much color; I only like my gazers monochrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436941
It would be a funny reveal if its actually the mods that are doing this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436925
wurmies need kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436928
I genuinely don't know if that's NTR or true love winning anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436930
>>>/a/252300296

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436958
Such the fuck up, retard. It was true love versus an arranged breeding scenario.
This is the blatant trolling I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436975
I blame /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have time for this shit. Go fap to pinups and ignore all context. You'll be happier that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436960
They don't look at what you report either. GR5 is the only consistently enforced rule.
>>43436965
More like embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436975
That doesn't matter. That same excuse is made by RL women who cuck their husbands with other men cause those men were their soulmates or some shit like that. Them doing what they did destroyed the family and sometimes it worked out for the woman and sometimes it didn't. But its still NTR no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

Squrl want uppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437007
If you don't do it, she'll just climb onto your shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437007
Monstergirls appeal to the mail fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

Virgin normal country:
>gets cold in winter
>have to pay taxes
>leader doesn't care about you or even knows you exist
>fixed physical location and borders
>have to deal with other people
Chad Sovereign Sandworm Micronation:
>it's always warm inside sandworm
>the only tax is the cum and cuddle tax
>your wife is the leader
>not tied to a physical location can move anywhere she wants
>no other people to deal with other than your wife and kids (until they grow up)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437007
Bet most squirrels aren't even 40kg, very easy to carry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437022
You can't read streetsigns from above, so in a world with MGs that can fly you'd need to add signs on roofs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437028
>the only tax is the cum and cuddle tax
They keep raising the tax on that, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436990
>But what about 3dpd cheating on their husbands
We aren't talking about 3dpd, fucking fuck. We're talking about horsebreeding practices versus love and traditional human family structures.

Centaurs didn't even have the custom of marriage. It was just disgusting musclebags using handsome humans to get the girls horny before fucking them.
The musclebags themselves were not involved in childrearing at all. I hope this helps explain it to anyone reading this in good faith, because I know you're just here to troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437028
>Everyone keeps telling "Absolute ruler" Sandworm that her country isn't internationally recognized
>They also insist that she is forbidden from joining important world leaders' meetings
>She shows up every time anyway
>It's not like they can physically stop her from joining

[Anonymous No.]

Every vote counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437042
>At first the taxes were collected weekly
>It quickly became a daily thing
>The amount demanded tripled in just a few months
Down with the tyrant ruler! The people of the Sovereign Sandworm Micronation demand FREEDOM!

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>>43436910
Centorea is the teaser human’s child but her mother is still legally married to Hack Blowfist. Centaur women just usually knock the males out like Cerea’s mother and they just pass it off as them being too shitfaced to remember stuff, since Centaur men have literal room temperature IQs.

[Anonymous No.]

officer Wansky doesn't like when I call her "sexdog"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437028
>travel into the desert
>come across a sandworm digging up massive chunks of stone and using them to build a row of pyramids
>ask her why she's doing it
>she says building pyramids is what rulers do

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437126
Try "rapedog" or "infringementdog" instead. If she doesn't go for either, whine about being oppressed. They love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437049
You seem upset. Look I'm just going to lay out my position. People said that there is NTR in the series and that Centaur girl is cuck child. You then explain what happened which validates what others have said. Apparently, others didn't know that centaur girl was child of human cause mother was hiding it just like what happens in NTR or the excuse of she loved the human and that's why it's ok just like in NTR hence why people say that the series has NTR. And to me, that's true. Now there is at least some defense here cause as you pointed out that Centaurs don't have marriage customs so no promise of monogamy. I can accept that and the info you provided doesn't bother me or make me dislike the series. But I can see why people get angry about it and say it has NTR cause it has similarities close to 3DPD behavior.

I've said my peace. Moving in now. Have the last word of you wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437146
Is there a joke here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437146
The safeword is "police brutality".

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437153
Several. You can also try "pigdog," but if she's not into it you'll need a lot of donuts to save your ass.

>>43437160
I prefer to use "don't taste me, bro." I bet MG tasers would actually be shockingly fun though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437175
“Don’t tase me bro” is how you get Officer Raiju to give you ye auld 10,000 volts of horny

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437149
I've got better things to do that read all that crap you wrote. If there really is ntr in the series then I must have ignored those bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437287
I'm not even sure if centoreas mother has a name,

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436403
After all the Ntr&Futa reeing, I'd go with MonOisho.
No futas afaik, no actual or implied NTR (the Spooder steals BFs but not husbandos), there are male mons but they seem to stick to their own species girls and most single female mamonos seem to prefer humanboys over them, there are some 3Ds but they are in the far background, and Glenn gets a good harem ending

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437302
Tfw Glen is so powerful that Skadi makes polygamy legal just so she and the other girls can marry and fuck him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437323
I don't care for harem shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437328
Damn bros... another setting ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437336
Hey I'm gonna get you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437328
And nobody else gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437336
It's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437323
Doc gets 3 lots of Hosspussy, plus Snek cloaca and possibly Dragon cloaca and Spooder-hole = good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437410
Possibly a lot more Horse pussy, Kay and Lorna are Tisalia's personal retinue so become his property, but she's also heiress to her family business and household, so there's potentially a lot more staff that are going to be her servants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437372
>>43437336
>>43437328
So what you go out of your way to pick apart other series but can't stand when its done to you?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what to do. I think onis are cute but I'm a complete teetotaler

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437410
Equine ears are sensitive, so in their culture ear-blowing is stimulating an erogenous zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437434
Just get a rebellious straight edge oni. EZPZ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437431
Bro, it's just bantz. They're having a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437434
Order a drink and then pour it in her glass as she empties hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437434
You're gonna end up as the designated driver for a group of pudgy, groping, oni hags that want to hit up every bar in the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437431
MGE has canon NTR, canon Futa-TF potions, and canon Harems, even guys having sex with non-monstered 3Ds.... reeeeeeeee!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437434
>>43437445
>onis that are well behaved and have perfect grades are raging alcoholics
>delinquent onis like the one in pic related are sober and join dangerous gangs like AA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437434
>"So, are you here to drink, or are you here to fuck?"
Problem solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437473
>reeeeeeeee!!!
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437473
Stop aggravating the mentally ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437484
we're all mad here, we just express it differently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437434
Don't worry, kiddo. She'll take good care of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437491
>>43437484
Yeah, I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of the MGE Tard.
Noting he cant even try to refute any of >>43437473.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437525
I'd at least say the canon NTR is wrong because you're really not meant to think about humans ever, especially once women get master raced out of existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437525
>>43437527

KC has said multiples times that they don't take men away from women. They either ignore them or at most do harems.
If the NTR we are on about is the bicorn, I would chalk that up to well this is a male focused setting and thus not about muh equality hence there is hypocrisy but we don't care cause we are men and like harems or some of us do.
As for futa, that's potions and thus temporary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43422604

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437540
It's just the Mick lashing out at KC and MGE again. It's more bad faith concern trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437540
Now handwave the siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437527
Canon Bicorns are made by Anons cheating on their Unicorn waifus with other mamonos.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting stuck under a pile of thick, sleepy zombies jostling for your attention as they use you like a space heater!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437549
If you don't like siths you won't marry one. Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437550
oh right, And didn't the Q&A have some tangent about corruption and transformation? I can't recall if that one leaked yet or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437477
>Rebel oni
>Enjoys classical music and reading
>Has never touched a drop
>Has a sponsor anyway
>Still fucking jacked, because Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437548
I’m not even sure it’s just Starchy anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437527
Husbands of Doppels still desire the original 3D version, as they accept her into a 3way when the mind-link brings them in.
And while their mind may be improved, theyre still the same physically untransformed roastbeef they were when they ignored Anon at the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437557
And now we know interspecies reviewers and monster musume are fine to post about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437550
Didn't his QnA say that unicorns have an urge to become bicorns if not in a marriage already?
>>43437549
What is there to handwave? It's for those who want some furry shit. The thread just doesn't want to talk about it cause despite it existing in MGE, that doesn't mean you have to like it or be married to a sith. The sith is for those who want that. People can like some things and dislike some things of as franchise. What's the issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437550
It's not cheating. It's polygamy.
All unicorns fated to be corrupted into bicorns are secretly repressed sex fiends, who will naturally be drawn to a man that will end up corrupting them.
As bicorns, they will seek out single women and corrupt them into the harem.

MGE is a very fatalistic setting. Things will happen because they are meant to happen, and things that aren't meant to happen simply will not happen.
Because it's a fucking story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437572
No. Again, we can want what we want and don't want what we don't want. I have no issue with the series you mention but they are not for this thread for on reason or another like NTR or whores. Simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437583
and MGE is not for this thread because furshit and futa. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437579
>Things will happen because they are meant to happen, and things that aren't meant to happen simply will not happen.
Or be prevented from happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437587
So we just tslk.about nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437590
It's the only way to be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437572
Always have been
>>43437583
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437549
And Kobolds
Even if theyre not full-snout, and its at least borderline, in the guide they are kept as doggo pets in Order towns and its considered bestiality to fuck one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437587
Nope. We don't have to adhere to your standards. We are free to want what we want here and dislike what we don't want here.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437597
>in Order towns
>its considered bestiality to fuck one.
That goes for all MGs.

Hell, on /a/ nowadays you always get one or two trolls equating anything beyond animal ears to full-on bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437597
Nothing to handwave. You guys operate under a retarded paradigm that cause something we don't like is in something we like means we must accept other settings that has stuff we don't like. That's not how this works and we don't have to accept anything.
And they basically became Mamono rather then actual dog you fuck so it's furry shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437613
>we

[Anonymous No.]

Stop trying to argue with the irish furtard. He's had plenty of opportunities to show he's far beyond pathetic at this point.

Reminder that he
>has admitted multiple times that he's only here to shitpost and make the threads worse because he's butthurt
>is trying here because multiple other boards and threads are already fed up with him and told already his schitzo ass to fuck off
>is butthurt at KC for wrecking the ntr cucks
>constantly shitposts and concern trolls here in an attempt to gaslight these threads into turning against KC
>has sent KC multiple broken google translate messages raging at him and expecting him to draw him furry art for him, and is butthurt about unsurprisingly getting ignored
>keeps bringing his autistic personal grudges against waifufags into the thread and tries to talk shit about them with absolutely no evidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437609
No, in Order towns the other mamonos are monsters, but Kobolds are classed as animals to be pets
>tfw the Order is !notCanada

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437597
What triggers anon is the snout. Or the little fur bits on the side of the cheeks. Aside from that kobold is pretty furry and animal like.
>>43437609
Those aren't trolls, those are actually normal peoples opinions. Even for them cat tails are exotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437575
>People can like some things and dislike some things of as franchise.
That's impossible. You must accept literally every single aspect of a setting or a story, no matter how minor.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437623
Kobolds are pets, Holsts are livestock, Hellhounds are laborers, and males will still secretly fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437630
>You must accept literally every single aspect of a setting or a story, no matter how minor.
The Bible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437630
Nope. Simple as.

Anyway, going to sleep. Take care everyone

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>>43437623
I'm anti-furry, so even Nekomatas are too furry for me even after they convert to their human form.
>its still basically just !notFuckingtheHousecat

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>>43437643
>When you tell the nice ladies trying to proselytize to you that you don't believe in that mambo-jumo

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>>43437643
Exactly.
>>43437645
I didn't feel like making the sarcasm too overt.

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>>43437655
ESLs don't understand sarcasm, nor do morons.

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>>43437622
I’m more and more convinced he’s some schizo alter ego of Shoggy

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>>43437654
>nice ladies
One of them is a 3D.
Dont try to claim she has a Bighat under her veil.

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>>43437604
Looking after a dummy zombie and making gentle love to her until her brain fully regenerates.
Marrying her when she gets back her full intellect.
Making babies with the dead.

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I will never lose to dragon empress pussy!

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>>43437579
>It's polygamy.
Its polygamy that develops Dark Mana not clean Mana, so even if KCs Q&A is now handwaving it from deception cheating to permissive Swinging, it still develops bad/'sin' mana to darken the Unicorn.

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>>43437697
I want to see Deonora lay an egg

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>>43437697
her sister's pretty good too

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>>43437673
>One of them is a 3D.
No, she's a penguin.

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>>43437643
No, my complaint is the hypocrisy of only accepting an individual opinion of 95% of MGE canon being acceptable on /jp/ threads, and rejecting other non-MGE canons entirely because they have similar or lesser % of the same 'problems' in their canons.
>e.g. Monmusu only has one furry Kobold character, MGE has whole races of Siths

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>>43437697
A dragon empress would never look at a commoner like me, so I have no fear of this. The gyaru wyvern twins that have been tailing me on my vacation for the last days and offering to an aerial view perfect for making more dragons, however, I do fear.

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I fap to yuri sometimes

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>>43437703
>Swinging
Were you born this stupid or did you train to get to this point? It's not swinging because the guy literally marries both girls. There are no other men involved.
It's not like you even give a shit. You'll twist words as much as possible to justify
>muh KC is.... le BAD!!

You don't even want to talk about monstergirls. You just have a hateboner for KC.

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>>43437672
I'm more leaning towards my own schizo theory that he's another persona of bugboi/enslaved anon
>same irrational hatred for KC
>same tendency to lash out at mere mentions of his enemies, just swap Druella and extremists for baph waifufags
>completely unhinged but occasionally relapses into apologetic episodes and seeks validation from the thread, only to get absolutely shat on
>draws trash-tier art nobody likes
It's probably not true, but goddamn, it's uncanny how similar they are.

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>>43437741
And you cherrypick one word and ignore the whole concept of Dark Mana.

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>>43437755
What the fuck is dark mana? Is that different from demonic energy?

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>>43437732
maybe find less shit series. polt is the least of his crimes

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Is he replying to himself or are people still dumb enough to reply to a gibberish post that is just flat out making up shit like "dark/sin mana"?

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>>43437732
And I dont even like furry mamonos, but I hate the hypocrisy more.

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>>43437767
probably some fundamental misunderstanding he has about how monsters can 'stain' your mana (i.e., claim you)

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>>43437697
We need more dragon cuties.

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>>43437732
Take your meds. Everything monster girl related is allowed on /jp/ unless the mods ban you for it.
There are things that will start a shitstorm, but you can ignore that. And you'll get much less shit for posting Miia than you will for endlessly nitpicking KC's setting.

You need to stop caring about what other people think.

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>>43437747
>same tendency to lash out at mere mentions of his enemies, just swap Druella and extremists for baph waifufags
Can't wait for what bugboi 3.0 will choose as his pet peeve.

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>>43437786
It's more like they don't want to come out and say that this is the MGE but not all of it thread.

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>>43437755
That was suck an obvious display of being a secondary I didn't even bother to address it.

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>>43437740
Like?

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>>43437740
Same. I fap to yaoi sometimes—by pretending it's yuri.

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>>43437821
Huh?

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>>43437794
>Everything monster girl related is allowed on /jp/ unless the mods ban you for it
>There are things that will start a shitstorm, but you can ignore that.
By your logic, it's fine to discuss cuckshit here because it's not against any board rule.

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>>43437767
Technically all mana is dark as it manifests as black goo balls, but in this usage I presume it's the "corrupted demonic energy" in the Unicorn to Bicorn process.

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>>43437832
Correct. You'll get hell for it, though.

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>>43437846
That makes sense. Dark mana could easily be a weird translation of that.

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>>43437832
>unless the mods ban you for it
So everything except nipples, labia and non-Sabbath cheesepizza?
Okay, let's go.....

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>>43437747
I don't think he's smart enough for that. He tried a few times but his idea of pretending to be someone else was posting "I'm not bugboi but I think he's right about MGE and I wish he would write more", and then immediately having a mental breakdown when you pointed out that it was obviously him.

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>>43437873
>non-Sabbath cheesepizza?
You're implying a lot of things here, like the existence of actual Sabbath CP that isn't just drawings. Which would be just as problematic as non-sabbath CP.

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>>43437747
Okay but what if Shoggocks/Bugboi/Mick are just the same dude off his meds. At least two hate the Baphofags, have weird pity party posts, and hate KC.

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>>43437897
I was referencing actual CP. Sabbath art gets away by having horns and other obvious markers they are legal-lolis, and while 'off-topic photos' (pic related) cause internal bitching they dont bother the Mods, only actual CP would.

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Maid MGs are shit. There, I said it. Kikis and Shogs both suck. Any girl can dress up like a maid, and you aren't missing out on anything by just picking a better girl.
You should only go after Kiki or Shog if you like weird dog-birds or slime thingies.
This is undeniable.

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>>43437943
>I said it. Kikis and Shogs both suck
Yes they do, and that's why I hired them

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>>43437846
And where are you getting "corrupted mamano mana" from and not just someone being corrupted by mamano mana? The Bicorn is born when the mana of other monsters gets mixed with that of a unicorn's own. There is no such thing as corrupted mana itself.

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I want to give a March Hare a doppelganger potion. Not just a little for 2 or 3 doppelgangers, but the whole thing for the maximum of 10.

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>>43437927
Learn to use your autism to read timestamps.
There are multiple posts within 60second periods, so there are multiple Anons posting mixed opinions, not just one of your historical bete-noirs.

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>>43437943
Can also confirm that kikis suck hard and often. As a dog bird fetishist I couldn't have been given a better MG.

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Elves are the worst family of MGs. If you want to marry an elf, you shouldn't even be in these threads. Waifus already tend to be wordly and perfect, so any and all claims about the benefits of long-livedness are just unnecessary cope.
Congrats on simping for a long-eared human. Loser.

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>>43437832
It's like tolerating the most off-putting behavior of someone else in real life and never shunning them unless you can call the cops on them.

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>>43437943
>Kikis and Shogs both suck.
Yeah, they're both very good at it.

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>>43437962
Just because a troll starts parroting the opinions of a schizoid doesn't make either of them anything more than dickfucks.

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>>43437952
Second paragraph:
Due to this, the demonic energy of the Unicorn, which had been kept pure, gets mixed with another woman's magical energy, and becomes corrupted...,

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Does anyone actually like Mermaids? Mersharks I can understand, because of the teeth and the sclera and the skin and the overall sexiness.
But mermaids are just lolfishpus. I guess they have singing abilities, but any girl can do that.

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>>43437897
I hate to bring up a thing
But due in part to a certain ai model that shall not be named , that kind of stuff probably exist now.

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>>43437998
I don't really think of mermaids in general often, but Unagi Joro are cute.

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Well, it's a new strategy at least.

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>>43437962
I've seen faggots post from both PC and mobile at the same time to avoid samefag accusations, this entirely in the real of possibility here given the degree mental illness we're dealing with.

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What is even the point of Yetis? Their gimmick is hugging, wow! How interesting!

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>>43437997
>has sex with another woman or the man isnt a virgin
>wife gets corrupted
I forgot, what was the endgame here? The point?

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>>43438018
Eelwhores are just slippery trade wives, bit in love them bunches anyway.

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>>43438018
All the variants are okay, but the regular one is bland unless it's a well fleshed out individual.

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>>43438022
>mobile
How?
Every mobile network eventually gets range banned

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>>43438022
About the only time I post from phone is when I’m at work because I love you fuckers. Platonically, otherwise that’d be gay.

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>>43438028
Giving a haremfag a harem means the guy will pump out more semen for everyone. This forwards the Bicorns interest of getting more kids, becoming more powerful, and being more debauched overall.

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>>43438049
So why are you angry?

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>>43438039
>Every mobile network eventually gets range banned
Not if you're American.

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>>43438031
Imagine if she was an electric eel.

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>>43438039
>eventually
I used my mobile internet to ban evade for years until they banned it, could also sometimes use fresh mullvad servers until they get banned.
It really isn't hard to circumvent 4chan blocks if you are determined enough

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>>43438059
Huh what you mean?

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>>43438067
You went on a tangent about corruption and dark mana. But now you are saying you are happy and don't care at all because everyone gets more semen?

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>>43438064
With Raiju's disposition.

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>>43437998
Vanilla mermaids bore me. I like Sea Bishops and Mersharks though.

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>>43438070
That wasn't me lol

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>>43438028
The point was that even if a Unicorn is now retconned to consenting to her Anon fucking other mamonos it is still "corruption" not just 'transformation', otherwise she could just stay a white Unicorn in a harem.

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>>43438081
No, everybody here is definitely one guy, even me, except that one paranoid skitz over there.

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>>43438070
Not to mention he's flat out making up terms like "dark mana" and "bad/sin mana". It just the mana of multiple monsters are being mixed.

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>>43438094
HE COULD BE YOU, HE COULD BE ME, HE COULD EVEN BE

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>>43438039
Nah, I've phoneposted here from at least three different countries while travelling.

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If portal open, I will just show that and a raging mushroom picture to the extremist. I know that They will help me to get both

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>>43438064
I'd honestly like that less, shockplay comes with a vibe I'm not terribly fond of. At most, some form of venom might work, but I like them as they are.

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>>43438084
Are you implying there is something wrong with corruption, particularly as it is portrayed in MGE?

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>>43437832
I mean, tehcnically yes.

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>>43438124
>Are you implying there is something wrong with corruption
Read this out of context and gave me a laugh

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>>43438124
I mean, tehcnically yes

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>>43438124
Personally, no, I don't object to corruption.
I was just noting that even after retconning Unicorn to Bicorn as "!notCucking" because MGE can't cope with even the hint of cucking in the current purity-spiral, it still canonically causes corruption not just transformation.

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>>43438150
Is this ai?

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>>43438116
What if I want to marry one of the eros extremists?

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Would you hire a dragon maid?

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>>43438170
The hands look okay so I don't think it is.

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>>43438170
4chan literally has built-in saucenao link to every image, it would take you less time to check it yourself than to solve the captcha and post

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>>43438160
The entire point of the cuckold fetish is someone is being left out or having to watch. All relationships in MGE are polyamorous and involve everyone being satisfied and an equal part of the relationship. An incubus with a harem by his very nature isn't satisfied until everyone is fucked.

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>>43438170
Not sure, the underlying problem was that Monstergirl art as a small niche already had a lot of amateur and untrained artists before AI, so it could be bad-human or the AI now copies existing bad art as its standard.

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>>43438180
I'd eat tail every day.

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>>43433889
>it's not even one of those moderate, shivering and fluttering eyes types of orgasm
>it's a full-on wailing, squirting, knee buckling, eye rolling, tongue waggling, heart pupiling climax
>centaur spends like five minutes just collapsed on the floor heavily breathing afterwards
>extremely clingy and possessive towards anon for the rest of the day, angrily swears at other girls who get near him and tells them "This is MY dick, get your own!"

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>>43438196
Yes, originally the Unicorn was being unwittingly cucked by an impure Anon, and it was this that corrupted her energy.
Because open/poly harems also mix the energy of the players, but don't cause the same corruption.

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>>43438221
I do like the idea of centaurs being extra sensitive for Discovery Channel reasons. I also like them to be lightweights so they can be drunken assholes like their mythological counterpart without drinking you out of house and home.

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Redeemed succubus

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>>43438246
She did the needful?

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>>43438201
AI is getting good at hands now, probably better than a lot of online artists.
Hands were always hard to draw, that's why art shops and schools have those wooden jointed dummy hands to pose and copy to get natural shapes.