Yuukarin!

[Anonymous No.]

LLS and PoDD hu's also welcome.
Tell us about how nice you think Yuukarin would be to share tea with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43418171
I bet it would be nervewracking at first, but then really nice and relaxing. Then, once she sees you’re calm she would play around and try to make you nervous again by asking if you’ve ever been attacked by a youkai, or by mentioning how far the garden of the sun is from the human village or the hakurei shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if the writefag will continue it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43419962
Lmao I made the new thread.
I've just been a little tired these last few days, and if it wasn't obvious from my spelling of certain words, I live in the UK so I was watching the coronation on and off for a few hours drinking. I'll try and get the last bit of the part from two days ago done before I get too tired again.

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>>43419977
I am looking forward for it. Its nice to a light hearted story where Anon is living a simple life and is not getting stalked or raped yet?


Also i hope you have a story writing licence i dont want you getting fined for our sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420083
Oh no anon, the penalty for unlicensed storycraft is execution by being made into worchestershire sauce. Luckily, this comes under section 7 ((B)) of the 1983 Words and Sentances act, exempting unfinished notes awaiting licensing, so I should have some time yet.

Also I don't plan on Anon getting raped. That would be lazy and wasteful given all the setup I've done.

>"Hmmmmm, what do I want?"
>"... I think I would like some tea."

Tea? You don't remember anyone ever asking for tea before. In fact, you don't think the shop even technically offers it, although Kourin shared a pot or two with Marisa.
Shoving those thoughts into the back of your mind as self-preservation kicks in, you get up to go and make a pot of it.
You don't really drink tea, and the green tea that Rinnosuke drinks doesn't really appeal to you, but if Yuuka wants tea, by hell she'll get tea.

>"Right away! I won't be a minute!"

With that, you hurry to the back room.
Once safely out of sight, you take a moment to calm your racing heart. She's really someone else, and from Sakuya's words a fortnight ago, you suspect she's unique in a certain way.
Meiling didn't give you this kind of fear just inherrently, and although Sakuya gave you the creeps at first, her eyes didn't seem nearly as bad as Yuuka in comparison.
You honestly don't really know where Rinnosuke keeps his teapot, but by fuck if you have to go out and tell Yuuka that.
A minute of searching reveals the earthenware vessel, complete with a packet of loose tea leaves. You make a mental note to apologize to your boss when he comes back, but you don't think he'll mind.
You pick up the teapot, and go to fill it up from the bucket in the kitchen, and as you turn round, you are met with a sight you'd rather have not seen.

Yuuka is standing there, leaning on her parasol in the back room with you, patiently waiting for you to start making the tea.
She doesn't seem to have only just come in either, since she has a slightly bored look on her face.

>"What's the matter Anon? Is something wrong?"

The shock of seeing such a vibrantly coloured person in an otherwise drab room, not least one that wasn't open to people like her, was almost enough to get you to drop the tea set.
Thankfully, you were almost expecting the worst with this person.
Yuuka doesn't flinch as you wrestle with gravity for control over the set. Thankfully it was one you won.

>"My, you appear to be having some trouble there. I would hate to be an inconvenience you know."

The surprise from seeing her when you weren't prepared to has worn off, and the knowledge that she was tresspassing without so much as an invitation had set in.
You fought with your tongue to keep your tone polite and reasonably respectful, even if your instincts were to try and scold her, no matter that it would be pointless.

>"Miss Kazami, I wasn't expecting you back here."

The urge to shout at such a violation of what was expected of a customer was overwhelming, and you had to concede to it the slight hissing behind those words.

>"This section isn't really open for people to just walk in you know."

Yuuka blinks in faux astonishment. It's a very convincing impression, but undermined by the fact that you happen to know there's a sign on the door she entered from specifically telling her that this was a storage area.
Your tormentor lifted her hand to her chin as she talked;

>"My, is that so? Kourin lets me in whenever, so I assumed that the rules hadn't changed. I only wanted a simple cup of tea, if you had so told me that that was unavailable I would have been perfectly willing to respect the decision you had made."
She twirled her umbrella on it's point as she rested it on the ground.
>"Although since you've gone to all this trouble finding the teapot for little old me, it would be a shame for me to allow you to waste all that effort would it not?"
>"A nice cup of tea really does calm you down does it not? And you do seem a little stressed for some reason. I think it would do you some good to relax a little."

That was... oddly sound logic.
It's almost enough to convince you that she isn't just trying to make an unreasonable request without looking demanding.
Almost.
You do feel stressed however, and since the source of that stress is in fact giving advice on how to make her presence more tolerable, you can't see much point in going against it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43418171
>You've lived a little too lo-ACK!

Seriously, what was Eiki's problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43418171
>LLS and PoDD hu's also welcome
I can't believe the MS apartheid has begun...

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>>43420207
MS Girls and HrTP girls are sorta lumped in to this >>43300541<< thread.
I should know, because I have a funny short or two there.

I don't really mind, but a PC98 general might exclude Yuuka, and the Kanaposters + Kurumi & Ellen are nice to have, so that's why I did it.
Also a PC98 general would barr the story I have since it's got windows characters in it, and they are kinda integral to the plot, especially now.
Oh, and no one cares about SoEW exclusives. Sorry Rika and Meira.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420236
I know, I'm just joking around. The idea of a 2hu apartheid made me laugh because of how silly it is.

[Anonymous No.]

We are so fucking back yuukabros

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you like Yuuka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421084
I just think she's very cool and elegant. I like her inhuman nature.

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>>43421042
You're godamn right

>>43421084
She's just an amazing character.
She's got hilarious dialogue, she is pretty misunderstood to be an ultra-sadist, she's calm and caring when she wants to be-
The perfect wifehu, hands down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43421084
She just looks nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420166
please dont hurt my wife like that
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46989151

[Anonymous No.]

>>43418171
my testicles yearn for her

[Anonymous No.]

Where Kurumi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420153
Another fine addition, looking forward to seeing more from you soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43425980
Right here!

[Anonymous No.]

Auntie Elly visits the thread!

But she has a lot of work to do... standing outside the gate, alone... so she has to go away soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43425980
She's going to the living room to do some gaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>43426211

No update today, sorry.
I've been really chronically tired lately, and have had stuff to do that kinda got me sick of typing for a while.
I'll maybe do a double again and finish off that chapter tomorrow. It wasn't as well thought out what I wanted to do in it either, which doesn't help.

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>>43429572
Take care of yourself gengetsoo anon.

As Miyazaki once said, "A rushed story is always bad, but a delayed story is eventually bad. All stories are bad, I hate storytelling."

I forget where I was going with this. Anyways.

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>>43429591
Actually that reminds me:
I'll upload the file I have to Ao3 when I can.
It'll probably be under a throwaway account name, along the lines of "Gengetsanon" or something similar (I'm bad at names), so I'll link that here when it comes.
I'll still post it here first though, and given how lazy I tend to be it's probably only going to get updated when the thread with all the stuff gets archived, so don't expect the same (Glacial) level of updates as i'm (trying) to do here.
I might end up editing it to get rid of the 4chan syntax eventually, but probably only when I'm actually finished with the story.

That all said, we have a week to think of a name for this. I straight up have no idea what to call it, (Like I said; I'm bad at names) so feel free to throw in suggestions. Hopefully it'll go better than the last time.

If no one throws anything in, I'll end up calling it "Untitled Yuuka story" and never get round to changing it, so so long as it's reasonable it should be fine. No Yuuka McYoukaiface

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>>43426750
Kute Kurumi!
>>43427442
Kurumi taking it easy and relaxing with some video games after a long day of selling cars.

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>>43429667
That would be a pretty silly name, yeah. It'd be best to go for something more reasonable, like Kazami McFlowertits.

[Anonymous No.]

>Don't write autistic gun porn
>Don't write autistic gun porn
>Don't write autistic gun porn
He's getting a shotgun because I just can't resist, although not for long, and not for a while

>>43429871
lel.
I was thinking that because it's going to be focused on the LLS cast [in the second part], to try and do a bit of wordplay with it.
Something like "Lotus land girl" or "Story of the Lotus Girl", something like that.
Oh dear, i've just given away that something is going to happen that would split the story into two clear parts, what have I done?
Also, Flower Power McGenocide.

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>>43429956
>something is going to happen that would split the story into two clear parts
Going to be a real tragedy when Anon gets fired from Kourindou.

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>>43425980
Kurumiposting koming thru!

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>>43430000
Despite your quads, and how tempted I am to change it to relflect them, that's not what's going to happen.
I've said a lot already, so just know that Kurumi and Elly are going to be coming in as majorish side characters eventually.

>>43430015
>Love runs out
I hope it doesn't!

[Anonymous No.]

I made a Getsu thread (>>43428266) but I only noticed this thread now, Is it me or is /jp/ moving a bit too fast these days?

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>>43430022
Well, whether Anon is fired or abducted, he's unemployed either way, no?

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>>43430061
Oh, he's going to be employed alright. For different people, maybe by himself, but he's not sitting on his ass, since that's part of what makes him not a self-insert haha.
Although since it hasn't been written yet, who knows?

>>43430057
It's been off the front page for a while, but today's been pretty fast. Although more people are probably filtering into /jp/ now that touhou is getting slightly more mainstream.

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>>43430000
What would get anon fired tought? He does not seem to be lazy and does his job. And i do not think he would try to steal whatever the fuck they sell on the shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430196
In due time anon.
All in due time.

...
Well if you really want to know...
Okay so I like the idea of him getting so fed up of Okina, Yuuka and Yukari's bullshit that they cause him to quit. I said it as a joke in the last thread but it's just too endearing for me not to put it in.

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>>43430289
I was thinking of something simillar too, but instead of anon quitting himself, it would be the old man i forgot the name who would get fed up with the increase of youkai visits due Anon and firing him due the fear of his safety.

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>>43430374
Nah, rinnosuke's too autistic to have self-preservation.
He would just go along with whatever insane thing they had planned and somehow manage to make it boring for them, making them stop.
Imagine the huey lewis monologue from American Psycho but with MP3 players and cassette decks, and also he has no idea what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430289
I could potentially see Anon being able to tolerate Yuuka's shenanigans, as she seems more restrained, but Okina and Great Value Okina would drive anyone over the edge if they had to regularly put up with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430394
Oh no.
All
At
Once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430431
Surely not! Home insurance doesn't even exist in Gensokyo, how would Anon explain the craters and smouldering ashes where Kourindou once was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430447
Watch me.

I don't even know Okina all that well, but I'm so determined to get poor anon want to tear his ears out from all their petty fighting and unreasonable requests i'm going to go with "Yukari, but less whimsical and more grouchy".
Basically I want to make clear that none of them can actually stand each other, but are determined to annoy the shit out of the other two to the point of driving anon insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430495
an american falls into an eastern paradise, then has to deal with bitchy catty women like his soul was fast straight back to your average western city
hell would be an improvement

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430523
Except Anon can't go back, I wrote out his escape route.
I have actually trapped him in purgatory, and the only way out is suicide or running away.
Running away only works for until she finds you

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>>43430495
In the interests of ensuring you can be as canon-accurate as you want to be, Okina is basically the kind of person Yukari wants people to believe she is. Properly layering plans within plans and all that, she's also definitely a fair bit more secure and laidback. Less whimsical is probably more accurate, though I wouldn't be quite as confident saying she's "grouchy."

All that said, I can definitely imagine their collective shenaniganry would make just about anyone want to run for the hills.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder, in a scale of 1-10 how much will Anon suffer in this story?

[Anonymous No.]

If Yukari and Okina are going to make an appearance, will we also see Junko?

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>>43430550
For the end of part one, 10.
There will be a slight intermission between one and two where he knows peace.
And then part two might be a lot more stressful again, but not nearly as bad as THIS.

I'm pretty happy this specific plotline seems to have garnered some attention, seeing as how much fun i'm having thinking up some gags to throw in.

>>43430559
Sorry, Moon Mommy is too insane to come to earth if it's not to spite Chang'e.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430570
Damm Anon cant catch a break can he? In every single story he aplears he is just there to suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430570
Maybe she is. But it would still be fun to see her do typical mother-daughter stuff with a slightly uneasy but perfectly compliant Kurumi, until Yuuka and the others decide on how to convince her to go back home without causing an incident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430603
Unfortunately, I just can't see it.
And if I did, it would probably be Gengetsu, given how much they seem to have in common.

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>>43430570
If it's a 10/10 I'm genuinely wondering how it'll reach that point. If we're just talking Okina and the Yu(u)karins, I'd imagine they'd have to genuinely be at each other's throats using Kourindou with Anon as a proxy-battlefield.

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>>43430642
Anon might end up in a maid outfit and be forced to host their shitflinging contest.
Each one of them should be unbearable individually, but combined should be legendarily excrutiating to behold.

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>>43430655
>Each one of them should be unbearable individually
Really? Barring MAYBE Yukari I could see them being tolerable, if a bit of a headache to deal with in the context of (You) being the target of their shenanigans. Maybe I just have some abnormal degree of patience.

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>>43430734
Oh, you haven't even seen how annoying Yuuka's going to be in the next post.
I haven't written it yet obviously, but my plan is for her to deliberately be a shitter. On her own.
We are talking indescribeable rudeness.
And I want her to be the MORE reasonable of the three.
Yukari's going to be an absolute nightmare, and Okina will egg her on to stick it to her.
And Anon might get a look at Mai/Satono.
It won't be good.
That might be the maid outfit subarc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43418171
>>43430734
I think being around Yuuka you would often be bent over in pain from the random kicks and grabs to the scrotum

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430766
Sasuga Getsoo Anon. I kneel before your supreme authorial cruelty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430766
Yuuka complements him on not getting snatched up by a yook, then snatches him up herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43431245
it's just how she is

[Anonymous No.]

Embarrassed Yuuka is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

Good afternoon, LLS!

[Anonymous No.]

Kurumi is taking charge!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to wake up again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436186
You have to eventually wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43419962
Continue? What was the previous

[Anonymous No.]

>>43437362
>>43348566

[Anonymous No.]

>>43436186
Spending an eternity with Yuuka and twins in the dream world!

[Anonymous No.]

Writebloke was found dead today by suicide, hanged by what seems to be plant vines. What a sad way to go. He did not even pay for his dying licence

[Anonymous No.]

>>43438016
Lmao, i'm still alive, and my dying license was renewed on my birthday.
I'll try and get a post out today, but it's probably not going to be a double.

[Anonymous No.]

Kek, I decided to check out Reitaisai releases on panda, found a new work by a**z*n already uploaded and translated to English, went in to do my duty of giving it 0 stars, then noticed the strangely low rating. Looked at the comments, and it apparently got an equally garbage translation. Would be lovely if it doesn't get any other, but with the fag's popularity among braindead coomers I guess I can't expect that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43438277
It's a shame, since his earlier work was good and wholesome, picrel.

It seems that most doujin artists eventually give in to the urge to draw more... extreme stuff.
Honestly, if you told me that his early stuff and what he does now were by the same guy, I wouldn't believe you. It's just so different.

If you want, I can link the work I got this from.
It's on danbooru if you don't want to wait for a reply though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43438326
Having read the entire series, I know that very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43438204
in your own time, don't burn yourself out trying to keep an overly enthusiastic schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>a**z*n
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43438775 meant to reply to >>43438277

[Anonymous No.]

>>43438775
A miserable shitstain that does not deserve any promotion.

[Anonymous No.]

I really like this youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>43440556
I also really like this youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>43420153
>"Oh, yes you are right. I suppose it's all for the best then."

You say this through partially gritted teeth, unwilling to fully accept her manipulation.

>"Well, hurry up then. It's not every day you get to serve tea to me~."

Trying your best to ignore Yuuka's reveling in your discomfort, you light the stove and put a pot of water on to boil.
The wood takes a little bit of time to ignite due to your general fumbling with the tinder, but you get it going eventually.
Notably, she still hasn't gone back to the front of the shop yet.

>"My~, you are awfully slow with that thing you know. And it'll still take so much time to boil..."

She seems genuinely annoyed at your inablity to boil water faster than nature will allow you to, even though there is quite honestly no other way of doing so.
Her general teasing of you is starting to get more annoying than frightening, given that it seems to amount to nothing more than being passive-aggressive.
Even her general aura has gotten less oppressive now you are used to it.
She sets her umbrella on the table (Thankfully it was dry anyway... so why does she have it?) and walks over to where the pot is.
The water inside is barely warm, but even so the fire underneath will have made the metal too hot to hold for more than a split second, something you found out when making your dinners.
This makes it all the more surprising, when Yuuka lifts the pot straight out of the fire, not even holding it by the handles at the top.

>"Let's try... This~!"

A slight breeze comes over the room, and within seconds the water is steaming and sizzling.
Before you know it, she's started pouring boiling water into the teapot.
You have to remind yourself that letting your jaw hang open is rude.
All the same, the woman who's seemingly intent on pestering you is pouring boiling water from her hands into the teapot, not to mention the fact that she must have used magic to boil it in the first place.
She doesn't even look as if it's a thing that by all logical sense one shouldn't be able to do, like it just comes naturally to her as simple as walking to violate the laws of thermodynamics.

>"All done~!"

Yuuka sets the pots down and turns to face you.
Going by the tone of her voice and the look in her eye, she intends to use every second waiting for the tea to brew to annoy you.
Surprisingly, she just... sits there for a few seconds.
Not entirely sure if this is some kind of psychological trick, you concede to letting her in the back room. It's probably what Kourin would do after all.

>"Ahem. Yuuka, would you like to take a seat?"

You try and break the awkward silence that had filled the room.
Yuuka blinks, and you notice her expression was blank, a contrast to her usual smile.
It was concerning in it's own way, since you had never seen her without it for so long, even if it was for just a minute.
She regained her senses a little, and smiled again, although more gently than before.

>"Ah, thank you."

She took a seat at the dinner table you and your landlord usually had your meals at, in the chair you pulled out for her.
It wasn't like you were being particularly kind to her, but basic courtesy would go a long way in your case.

Sorry again for the short one and the delay, I got tied up with a guy wanting to play a game that I hadn't in a while just as I was sitting down to finish shit off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43440887
Don't worry about it too much Anon. Nobody here would prefer to rush your work. Personally, I'm looking forward to the protagonist's character arc, and praying it includes him actually participating in banter at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43440887
This is going to end with Yuuka knocked up, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43440945
Soon probably.
I'll warn you, the reason I haven't done more of that is because i'm not entirely sure I can pull off a three-way conversation while still making it obvious who's talking.
Also, having a generic MC kinda makes it a little hard to think up stuff to talk about.
If I end up doing something, there is a 50% chance it ends up like >>43429956


>>43441645
Eh probably. That's ages away yet though.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad I opened this thread because there's a story going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43443416
Yuuka with a type 1 milled AK-47.
She knows her shit!
Unlike that bratty vampire, Yuukarin knows quality when she sees it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43445222
Kurumi is more of a car/tank/warplane/battleship type of girl anyway. Small arms just don't have the kind of profit margins that she's looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43445222
Terrific trips of truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43445222
"Eeeeeh, Guns?? Pfffffft i only carry rocket launchers! explosives ftw!"

[Anonymous No.]

Teatime with yuuka

[Anonymous No.]

>>43418171
Must not be very nice since her thread is page 8 already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43450345
Thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.]

would she ever use needles or other sharp objects for her CBT endeavors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43450545
Cognitive behavioural therapy doesn't include physical contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>43445304
Do you think Elly would develop biological weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

I lost 4 pounds over the last 10 days
Yay
I am hungry though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43452889
You have tapeworms

[Anonymous No.]

Happy maid day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43453355
Maid day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43453467
Maid day sounds like May day which also sounds like Mai Day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43453588
No, it's ***MY*** day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43440887
New post, pushing through a scene I might have not thought through as well edition. Sorry drawanon for not being clear on the liking of your art.

The way she's sitting looks rather uncomfortable, as she's perfectly upright in the chair, with her hands on the table in front of her twiddling thumbs.
You think about telling her she can relax, but then you remember why you're here in the first place.
If she wants to sit like that, she can you think.
At the very least you want to strike up a conversation though. Come to think of it, you don't know much about this woman who's taken an interest in you.

>"So m- Yuuka, did you have a particular reason to come to Kourindou?"

Basic, predictable, but better than nothing.
She looks up from the table at you, slight smile still on her lips from earlier.

>"Hmm?"

>"I said, did you have a particular reason for coming here beyond wanting tea."

>"Am I not allowed to go where I want? Do you have any reason to inquire into my business?"

>"Well, yes, given that I'm manning the shop you are visiting."

>"..."
>"Sometimes I look for gardening magazines here."

Again, a surprisingly reasonable reason for being here.
...
Wait...
Gardening? Her? Wouldn't the plants uproot themselves and run away when they weren't looking? It wouldn't be the strangest thing you had heard about here.
Regardless, maybe it would be better to pursue that line further. Maybe she wasn't a gardener, maybe she only grew plants for their poisons, but someone as terrifying as her to humans like you couldn't be doing something as simple and nonviolent as gardening.

>"I wanted to ask Rinnosuke about whether the next issue had come through yet, but of course he isn't here."
>"Did he go out to Muenzuka to get more stock? I sometimes catch him there rooting through the heaps of junk, just before the spider lilies bloom and release their poison."

Not looking good on the gardening thing, it seems.
She must have different interests, right?
Swallowing your aprehension, you pop the question you don't think you'll get a nice answer to.

>"S-so Yuuka, you have never told me what you do through the day. I-i'm sure that you do lots of... Interesting things."

Her face lights up at this, her lips growing at the sides and spreading across her face.
You wouldn't go as far as to say it was creepy, but it certainly wasn't entirely comforting either.
It had a unmistakeably inhuman quality to it, like a dog walking on it's hind legs. Or a deer at night. Or deer in general, deer are freaky animals all around you found out.

>"I talk to the flowers!"

...
Yuuka is insane.
That's your first thought.
Your second is that you already knew that, and that given she was a youkai, a demon, a monster of the night that preyed upon unfortunate souls, you wondered what you were thinking talking with her in the first place.
Then you remembered if she wanted you dead you wouldn't be here to contemplate the matter.
Finally, you realize that Gensokyo has no logic, and she might actually be telling the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43452714
Elly is a typical girly girl like Kikuri. You know, the type who'd think that you have to buy an entirely new car when your old one doesn't start, and certainly wouldn't know how to change a flat tire or check the oil. Her and Elly rely on Konngara and Kurumi/Yuuka for tech related issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43455682
Yuukarin being surprisingly adept in matters of technology!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43452714
The only biological weapon in Elly's arsenal is the one stored beneath her dress, produced via standing guard at the gate for days on end in the scorching sun without taking a bath.

Thankfully, however, it's easily disarmed. Just tell her Nephew-kun's about to visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43455160
>might have not thought through as well
Well, like how >>43440945 said, you don't have to rush. We're all patient around here.
>Sorry drawanon
Ach, don't worry about that, that was just me being ESL or something.

Talking to the flowers, huh. Wonder if she really does mean it or if she's just fucking with Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43456239
Well, y'know, spoilers. That's going to be in the next one.
My interpretation is that she can get a rough sense of how a flower/plant whatever is doing just by looking at it, akin to how a seasoned professional would know if it was low in nitrogen/phosphorus/potassium etc. but with pretty much absolute clarity. Yuuka is something of an eccentric after all, so her interpreting that as the flower "talking" to her in a primitive kinda way. You can do something the same with a cat, but Yuuka can do it with flowers, and thinks it's obvious so she doesn't see why calling her unnatural ability "speaking" with the flowers isn't confusing, since in her mind they are, just on a very, very basic level.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the archive of the last Yuuka story thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43458947
Here you go:
>>43326691

[Anonymous No.]

>>43446427
>"Call me cute one more time Miko, one more godamn time, hell I double-dog dare your red and white ass"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43452889
I wish i could gain weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43460670
Just eat more. Unless you have cancer it's literally that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43460703
>Just eat more
Doesn't work, i either get nausea or heartburn if i continue eating beyond my normal limits, and my appetite isn't great to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43460971
Unironically?
Alcohol.
I used to be lean as venison, but the time after I started drinking (spirits a lot of it) I started gaining a notable amount of fat, if that's what you want.
Of course, if you want muscle you are going to have to work for it, but if you literally just want to gain fat then alcohol has some bodily effects that mean that you put on weight more quickly, as well as being very calorific in it's own right.
If you don't drink though I wouldn't recommend it, spirits can make you really sick if you don't know when to stop/are a lightweight. Not a fun experience getting alcohol poisoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43460971
Well, just try to add in more calories into the same amount of food, then. I.E. (more) sugar in your tea, more oil when frying stuff, etc. etc.
Calorie counting apps are kinda annoying, yes. But also quite eye opening. I used to think I was just some sort of mega hard gainer because I THOUGHT I was eating loads, turns out my big meals didn't count for shit since I skip breakfast and don't eat large dinners. No wonder I'm like, 8 kilos under my ideal weight, lol.
Also, slow and steady wins the race. It kinda sounds like you tried stuffing yourself to sickness. If you can't handle a big increast at once It's better if you just consistently add a little more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43460971
There's mass gainer shakes, best used with the gym
Sesame oil in cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43461119
I don't drink alcohol and telling someone to drink is a horrible advice, but thank you anyway for your willingness to help.
>>43461248
I never tried calorie counting apps, i might just do in the future as my only plan was eating as many calories as i could but i always end up skipping breakfast or dinner or something like that.
>>43461591
I just want to gain some weight, not necessarily muscle mass, so that i don't feel cold all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43461741
Depends where you live then, but exercise in general would keep you warmer than you think.
I know that if I walk down to the store for (Beer), I'll be pretty nice and warm by the time I get home, around a 15-minute round trip, and I live in a place where the average temperature outside of summer is enough to keep milk fresh for a good few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43461741
You'll gain weight in addition to muscle mass
That's the whole point of em

[Anonymous No.]

>>43460670
Gaining weight won't make your boobs any bigger, Genge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43462289
Kurumi looking mighty erotic there, Auntie Elly has been teaching her things again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43462314
She doesn't even realize that Genge is feeling defeated because of the titmog. Kurumi is just happy to be ever so slightly taller, making her appear a little smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43460627
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

*Splash* *splash* *shprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43463437
Please refrain from getting your Yuukarin wet. It makes her cute fluffy hair lose its volume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43463627
you need to water the flowers if you want them to grow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43463666
Yuuka is a person not a flower you devil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43463789
sorry, i mistook her title as flower "master of the 4 seasons", i guess its "flower master" after all
>devil
CUTE devil, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>43464238
Cute devil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43438277
The other day a philosophical question popped up in my mind, and I'd like to see all my fellow a**zon haters answer it truthfully: if his style were aesthetic—think Misasagi Task, Campanella the doujin, Aoi Manabu, or even the old Asutora—but all the plots stayed the same, would that make y'all not hate him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43458981
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43462289
Just get her pregnant and then her boobs will get bigger

[Anonymous No.]

The next chapter I was lazily working on got deleted when my computer randomly crashed.
Now I have to rewrite it all over again, and I'm already a day late. Why RNGesus, why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470503
thats why i try to save every 30 minutes when im working on something on my pc

[Anonymous No.]

>>43455160
>"I see."

You take a second to compose yourself after having bought some time to mull over her ridiculous statement.
But you cannot come up with any way of that making sense.

>"And how does that work then?"

Taking the easy route, you opt to just get her to tell you.
She seems to be jumping at the bit to do so anyway.

>"Ah well, you see, I go out into the field, and I listen to the flowers there are, and if they need anything they tell me!"
>"I wish people were more like that sometimes, just upfront and honest, but then again that's just one of the natural differences between the two!"

You aren't sure what to make of that.
The second bit is understandable, even relateable, but the first half of her sentance is still lunacy.
She's leaning forward a bit now, expectantly grinning at you with anticipation.
It seems she really does like... Gardening.
That still doesn't sit right with you, but it appears to be the reality of the situation.

>"A-and how do they talk? I've never heard a flower... Talk."

You are handling her like you would someone who claims to be Napoleon or Caesar.
That is, like she is utterly out of her mind.

>"Well, most people don't appear to notice when they do, or aren't observant enough to pick up on it at all, so I won't hold your ignorance against you. It's really quite simple when you get it."

You have an urge to ask if she lifted her finger and talked to it as well, but you'd only antagonize her with a reference she wouldn't get.
Instead, you conclude that you must be the insane one. Gensokyo? Danmaku? Girls that could turn whole oceans to ice with how they look at things? None of that is reasonable.
Convinced of your lunacy, get up and walk over to the teapot, and with your left hand grab it at the base.
Yuuka watches you as you do this, a confused look on her face.
Unsurprisingly, you burn your hand after a second, and jerk it away in reflex once the heat gets into it.
Yuuka looks at you over her shoulder boredly, seemingly oblivious to the nasty red mark growing on your palm.

>"Anooon~ Is the tea ready yet?"

You just barely stop yourself from cursing out, half at her and half out of pain, but keep it together for the sake of your duty as a (forced) host.

>"J-just a minute."

You grit your teeth to bear through the stinging, and start taking out the cups to pour the tea into.
It's clear to you now that Yuuka is probably,- no, DEFINITELY some sort of sadist.
She watched as you burnt yourself on the hot teapot, and didn't even bat an eyelid. Not to mention she barged into the back room earlier, and demanded tea from an antiques shop of all things.
Revelations aside, you pour the tea into the earthenware cups you drink from, noting how unlike the tea you understood back home, the japanese seem to use a different plant for making it, since it's barely even coloured green.
You wondered if they made it from dandelions or something, but regardless of that it's what you had, and what everyone seemed to expect. You can't say you were fond of the stuff, but given that any cans of juice that fell in were strictly treated as stock, you took it since it was better than water.
Handing Yuuka her teamug, you sat back down and blew on your own after recieving a short thanks, after putting the pot onto the table for a quick refill should either of you need it.0
Yuuka has reclined back a bit, seemingly having gained her confidence back from earlier.
She brings the steaming cup to her mouth, and politely enough drinks deeply from it.
It wouldn't be much like her to daintily sip from it, you thought. Whatever she does, she doesn't much seem to care for half-measures.
A second or two later, she puts down the cup in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470707
I've been drinking a lot of tequila these past few days. Probably too much actually. I should really cut back, but it's become a bit of a habit. The bottle's nearly finished though, sooner than i'd have liked but it's a bit of a pain to get more so I just won't.


>"Anon, might I ask you a question?"

"You just did" you nearly blurted out, but you held back again from chewing the woman who could boil a pot of water within seconds only using her bare hands out.
You seemed to be more than a little tense with this girl sitting across from you, given how often you had come close to snapping at her.
Regardless, the question was posed politely enough.

>"By all means."

>"Did you happen to catch what kind of tea you had used?"

Yuuka is staring you down like a hawk, those crimson red eyes of hers reminding you of when you had first met Sakuya.
They were a little warmer, sure, but you could tell a predatory gaze when you were being glared down by one.

>"N-no? It's just the stuff that Mr. Rinnosuke had..."

>"Is that so? Would you mind telling me what colour it is?"

Oh god, Oh lord Jesus Christ almighty, hallowed be thy name, have mercy on your soul.
You slowly lean over to where Yuuka has picked up her mug and is showing off the contents to you.
The green liquid inside stared back at you, a paltry imitation of the vivid hair of the girl in question, but quite possibly reflecting your face rather well.

>"G-green?"

>"Is that so? I thought as much."

Her words said, she knocked back the remainder of the offending tea, and reached over to grab the pot in front of you.
"She can't have found it that bad then", you thought.
As you were cautiously patting yourself on the back, Yuuka lifted the teapot.
And then she brought it to her breast.
And then at arm's length to her side.
Before you can ask her what she's doing, she does it.
She pours the whole teapot onto the kitchen floor, leaves and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470717
it begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470717
Try mezcal if you can get it in your area, it's a hell of a lot better than tequila because it has actual flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470903
Picrel; Yuuka reaching for the teapot

>>43470992
I have no idea what that is, I'm not american. Tequila is good because it's cheap and inoffensive. Problem being that it's too cheap and inoffensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430766
I'm merely a silent enjoyer of your work, but please let Mai and Satono show up. While the old ladies seem like the kind of people to passive aggressively make remarks at others and each other for the express purpose of making the atmosphere positively sizzle with rudeness, having the dancers lack any sort of tact whatsoever and just being irritating to be around sounds like a great time. I fully support Anon having a stroke from dealing with the perils of the service industry around a group of women who can barely be callrd human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470717
Sunflower is not very classy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43471693
Yes. Was planning to have Anon get terrified of what Okina did to them.

>>43471726
Sunflower lady is rougher than others, but still very classy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470503
Maybe you should try using a different text editor? Notepad++ automatically saves every edit you make to the document into a backup file. It also has tabs and tons of other features you'll probably never use. If your needs don't go beyond simple text editing, it's probable the best choice.
Also thank you for your work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470717
Thank you, writefag. I'm not really a big Yuuka fan but this has me at the edge of my seat.

[Anonymous No.]

Kurumi is like the garlic of LLS threads. You just can't have too much of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473927
Unless you mind the stench.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43474059
The analogy does not go that far! Kurumi does not stink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43474114
anon, she lives near the lake of blood. she probably stinks of blood and rotting meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43474356
No, she's a clean eater and bathes every single day!
Kurumi is one of the cleanest people in Gensokyo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43473927
But i hate garlic and love Kurumi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43478256
That's okay. Kurumi hates garlic too, for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43479434
But I wanted to introduce Kurumi to the joys of bottomless garlic fries...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43479710
Giving food with a high garlic content to vampires is just asking for trouble...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43479710
Kurumi's a young girl really, it's not unusual for someone's tastes to change as they get older!
However, you might want to wait a few decades, vampires age a lot slower after all...

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Kurumi drinks carbonated blood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43483254
Carbonated blood comes from carbonated people!
Also, cute Kurukkuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>43472781
Done. Shouldn't have any more problems like that, although it's rare for that to happen anyhow.
>>43472922
Glad to hear it, and you should probably extend that thanks to the anons that convinced me to start it in the first place.
I was (And still am to an extent) worried that I couldn't write "normal" speech convincingly, or would become too cliche'd, but I'm decently happy with keeping things different while not dumping in modern zoomertalk to make things "different". Which is odd, since I was born after the millenium, I just never engaged with the kind of mindless cons00mer content the same way.

Also, bump.

[Anonymous No.]

did someone say "carbonara"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486188
Is this Youkai Moe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43483080
Kurumi will grow up big one day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486303
>A story of when Kurmi was big and Yuuka was small.
For some reason I can never see Yuuka as a loli.
She has too much motherly energy, like Junko.
Actually, Junko and Yuuka have a lot in common if you only consider the fanon versions.
Funny that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486328
I can somewhat wrap my head around a tiny Yuuka as a "power saving mode" that is more commonly seen in fanon works involving a tiny Yukari, but Junko will forever be a strict, towering, and highly endowed mother figure in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470717
Update; Should have done this earlier or when I wasn't supposed to be doing something else edition.
Yuukarin has her own form of a charisma break you know. Youkai Moe is a rare sight to behold. Moe~ And as always feedback is appreciated.
Sometimes I worry that my mood shifting from chapter to chapter influences the characters too much.



You took a second to force your blood vessels from popping, despite knowing that just makes it worse.
A headache flares up on your right temple from the rage and gall of this woman, who's now sitting there smiling at your suffering.

>"Go and make it with *real* tea leaves Anon. There's a good boy~!"

At this point you're jabbing yourself in the thigh with your thumbnail to force yourself from yelling at her, consequences be damned.
Like a pressure cooker on the heat, your blood pressing is rising beyond safe levels, and your eye twitches ever so slightly.

>"W-well then. Right away."

Your voice quakes in sheer rage at the insolence of your guest.
If she comes back again you'd better have thought of a way to make it unpleasant for her without making it obvious enough she decides to retaliate.
Easier said than done, but *this* is beyond simple teasing like you had prepared mentally for.
This was undoubtedly some form of psychological conditioning to make you her pet. Like hell you'll let that happen though!
You get up and shakily take the now-empty teapot from her hands.
Leaving the room fuming, you realize that you have no idea if there even is any more tea, nevermind where it is or if she'll like that either.

After a few minute's searching, you come up with a dusty packet of English-looking tea with a picture of a teacup on it. Despite the age of it, it's still sealed up.
Seeing as there isn't any other option short of going out and digging the stuff up, you decide to just go along with it and hope for the best,
reminding yourself to make another apology to Rinnosuke for technically stealing some of his scrounged goods.
After coming back into the room, a lot calmer now that the intial shock has worn off, you get to work putting the tea into the pot, following the instructions on the packet.
Oddly enough, Yuuka doesn't get up to boil the water for you, and you have to wait for it to heat up naturally.
There was still a lot left over from the last pot though, so it's only a minte or two before it boils.
During that time, neither of you spoke a word, the silence hanging in the air like an invisible smog.

Setting the refilled teapot down in front of Yuuka, you glance over at the spreading pool on the floor, and not that it's been mopped away from the table ever so slightly.
It seems like Yuuka doesn't want to get her feet wet, more than she wanted to make her point.
You'd almost want to thank her, but it's her fault in the first place and she didn't do it all anyway, only around half.
Still, it saves you a little time doing it yourself.

Yuuka looks at you with a curious look on her, inspecting your face it seems.
She opens up the top of the teapot and wafts the steam toward her.

>"Earl Grey?"
>"I never told you my favourite blend."

That last part was said in genuine surprise, and not really directed at you.
It seems you've come into some good luck, finally.
Best not to tell her it was the first thing you found though.

>"It smelled floral, so I thought it would suit you well."

A total lie, you did't even notice it smelled like flowers until you had made the stuff.
Hell, you only opened the packet just now to make sure it WAS tea.
She seems to have bought it though, and is looking a little guilty, although maybe you aren't supposed to have noticed that.
Sometimes it's better to pretend that you haven't.

>"A-ah, I guess you're right."

She sips it cautiously, maybe expecting you to have put salt in it.
...
Why didn't you do that?
Too late now though.

>"T-thank you."

She seems to be honestly enjoying herself now, although in an uncomfortable sort of way.
It appears like she really wasn't expecting to be given something she wouldn't be willing to complain about.

>"Welcome"

You blow on your own tea and sip it once you're sure you won't be burnt.
It's nice, although a little high class for your tastes.
She's sipping her tea rather than gulping it down as she did before.
It's an odd sight, seeing the terrifying youkai be taken aback at being server her favourite tea.
You'll have to be on the lookout for more in case she makes a habit of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486328
I remember posting Hina Yuuka and Junko Yuuka, but i can't remember if i ever posted Nitori Yuuka, well here you go just to complete the collection!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486667
whooops, forgot to spoiler my image, whatever...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486613
Also, I'll be posting the story to Ao3 tomorrow.
If you have name suggestions, this is the last chance before I go with "Story of Lotus Land Girl"
or similar.
I'll let you all know when it's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43470717
>>43486613
This pisses me off more than the times anon either got nearly killed or raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487270
Poor guy.
Although the idea here is that this is the start of anon's living hell, so we're just getting started!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486684
What do you mean? Is it already finshed or you will be updating it with time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487436
Updating obviously. It just took this long to get past the queue. It's better than linking back to dead threads after all.

[Anonymous No.]

Kurumibump!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492993
It's 'Rumi time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493909
No, it's update time!
I'm posting the work up until the start of this thread's content more or less, on AO3.
Second chapter will come when I'm done with this particular day/scene.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47203450/chapters/118934587
Feel free to comment as much as you like about what you think, hell, call me a fag if you want. I'll change what I'm doing if I feel like it, not necessarily just because someone else doesn't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43494430
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492993
>>43493909
>>43494430
Kurumi time and an update from writer-anon. What a day indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486613
And then she said "it's Yukaring time" and Yukari'd all over the place.
8 sets of kudos, and 78 hits. I'm flattered.
I genuinely only expected a dozen readers or so, so I misjudged how many people are lurking. Huh. Hopefully the 2nd chapter will go down as well.



The two of you sip your teas in silence as the day slowly passes.
It seems like denying Yuuka your honest reactions to her bulling has taken the wind out of her sails.
Inwardly, you smile to yourself at having done this.
You then remember that that's not much different than just letting her walk all over you,
which appears to be what has happened given that she's manipulated you into stealing from your employer and made you her servant.
Consoling yourself, you try and focus on the positives. At least you're alive and haven't pissed her off.

Yuuka puts her cup on the table and motions toward you and the teapot.
You refill it, and top off your own.
Finally, after all of that hassle, you can relax.
Leaning back in your chair, happy that Yuuka is content to drink her weird tea, you close your eyes and let all the tension that's built up in your shoulders go.
There was quite a lot actually, or unsurprisingly given your situation.
The source of all that tension doesn't seem to mind letting you doze off a bit in front of her, and seems to have entirely forgotten about pestering you.
In an odd turn of events, ignoring the puddle of tea on the floor, you've won. Yuuka isn't all that intent on bugging you for the sake of it, and you've figured out how to handle her.
Yes, things seem to be getting better after all.

>"Boop"

Something pokes your nose.
Something said "boop" while doing it.
You open your eyes.
You wish to god you hadn't.
The top half of a woman is standing behind you.
Wait, you're upside down, and her hair is trailing up...
The top half of a woman is HANGING behind you.
The top half of a woman is looking at you in a way that corpses don't.
Mischeifously, yes, but most corpses don't look at an awful lot.
You look at where her legs should be, and see your ceiling.
You look at where her body stop and the ceiling begins and see a weird discontinuity, and some red ribbons hanging in space.
This woman is hanging out of a hole in your cei...
No, in space itself.

>"Oh no, not her."

Yuuka sips her tea in front of you nonchalantly.
You have to ask yourself who could be more annoying than Yuuka, enough to make HER dread this intruder.

>"What are you doing here Yakumo? Don't you have some sleep to catch up on?"


---- This will be the end of chapter 2, so I can push that out and start the obvious mental breakdown arc in full. I'll upload it soon once I've double checked everything and written a summary. Just turned out that way.


"Yakumo" as Yuuka called her is grinning like a madman at you, her face only a foot or so away from yours.
Ignoring the spatial impossibility of her position, she has an odd aura about her, which might be related to her violation of the laws of geometry, or possibly her inhuman features.
Her hair is long and golden, her complexion is flawless, her eyes are... Purple?
Makes about as much sense as red, you think.
She's wearing a funny hat and a lot of ribbons in her hair, which is still nothing to Keine's bizzare headpiece, or Reimu's elaborate ribbon of her own.
About the only truly surprising thing about her is the size of her breasts, which are even bigger than Meiling's, while everything else fails to match up to everyone else's quirks.
By the way they are being supported by her other arm, the one that didn't touch your nose, you can take a good guess that she's not wearing a bra either.
Mezmerised, you lean back to try and get a quick peek down her purple dress, and fall over on your back in the process.
In the time it takes for the pain in your head to subside and for you to get up, she's gone from the roof.

>"You know, it's rude to stare at that area. And here I was thinking that you were a polite young boy."

You jerk your head over to your right, and find the disembodied head of "Yakumo" peeking out from the same rip in space as before, her body from the neck down hidden.

>"Honestly, with manners like that I'm surprised you haven't been ripped to shreds already, given your choice of company."

The woman ducks her head in and the rip in space closes itself after her.

>"Oh great, she's doing that again. She must have heard about you from someone and have gotten bored..."

Yuuka doesn't move a muscle beyond sipping her tea again.

>"Just try and not stare too much, it's what she wants you to do."

You can feel your face redden at the acknowledgement of your... Carnal indescretion.

>"Who is she! And why is she here? And why does she want me to, uh, look..."

You tapered off your outburst at the end, your voice catching in your throat as Yuuka looked back over at you with a hard look in her eye.

>"She's a troublemaker, and an annoying one at that. I was hoping today would be relaxing."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43501915
Yukari that old hag
Stop trying to seduce young men

[Anonymous No.]

pajama Yuuka

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504677
Very moe.
Youkai moe.
Moe~

[Anonymous No.]

>>43501915
THOSE TITS, GOD DANG

[Anonymous No.]

>>43505525
That's the intended effect.
Yukari is a cougar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43504677
>>43505518
The most ominous Yuuka.

[Anonymous No.]

Brush your teeth well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43508244
It has taken me way too long to realize Kurumi is in the background tickling a lemur for some reason.

Captcha is K, Das8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43507606
I like to think big bad yuuka likes to be the little spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511275
Big bad Yuuka making little Kurumi be the big spoon to get a good night's sleep, while 'rumi is confused by this and can't sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43501915
I wish I could get a boop

[Anonymous No.]

Yuuka is one of the best Touhou waifus out there. She's super strong, has dommy mommy energy, and she knows how to have fun. If you were close to her and asked to be stepped on, she's probably do it, because she's that based. The day I can escape reality and go to Gensoukyou, I'm seeking shelter at Yuuka's. Also, Yuuka is the rightful owner of the Master Spark™, how can you not fall in love wiith her?

[Anonymous No.]

Yuuka is one of the best Touhou waifus out there. She's super strong, has dommy mommy energy, and she knows how to have fun. If you were close to her and asked to be stepped on, she'd probably do it, because she's that based. The day I can escape reality and go to Gensoukyou, I'm seeking shelter at Yuuka's. Also, Yuuka is the rightful owner of the Master Spark™, how can you not fall in love wiith her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43512347
Me too anon.
Me too.
Except I boop her with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43511275
The most striking part of Yokai Moe is being unexpectedly cute and gentle once you get past her boyish and aggressive exterior.

[Anonymous No.]

>"And why shouldn't it be? Is my mere presence such an irritation to you? Oh, how you wound me so!"

You jump and turn around, nearly falling over again.
"Yakumo" is poking her upper body out of another ... thing.
Seems like she can make them at will.
You try and focus on that fact instead of checking to see if she is wearing a bra now.
You fail, since she's laid her arm over her head for dramatic effect, and with only one supporting her ... Assets, the temptation overtakes you.
She is, but it's not helping much.
Thankfully, she had closed her eyes at the same time, so she won't have noticed.

>"Yes. It is. And you know I'd wound you worse than that, if you'd let me."

Yuuka isn't raising her voice, but she's dropped her usual singsong way of speaking for a monotone.
Somehow, the lack of any over-the-top threats makes her threat feel like more of a promise.
A chill goes down your spine, and you feel lucky it wasn't aimed at you.

>"And as I've said before, you and your gorilla-brain couldn't land a hit on me if you tried, not with your reflexes."

Yuuka's eye twitches at the insult, and you can tell that if this keeps up a fight is sure to break out, and with you in the middle of the two.
Confident that that situation would lead to Kourindou being razed, nevermind your death, you decide to intervene.

>"Ahem."

The blond woman in the portal breaks off her and Yuuka's staring match, and looks at you square in the eye.
You can see Yuuka reaching underneath the table for what looks like her parasol you saw her before with.
Despite the bad feeling you get from this woman, a pissed off Yuuka is the single last thing you want to see.

>"I-it's unusual to meet someone who speaks English around these parts. I'm Anon. It's n-nice to meet you miss... ?"

Yuuka seemingly forgotten, the blonde in front of you crosses her arms (And uses them to further amplify her already impressive bust, but you manage to keep your eyes off it for the time being),
smiles smugly, and generally exudes superiority.

>"Yukari Yakumo. And I don't"
>"I'm just manipulating the boundary between languages. A simple trick for me, but to a mere human like you it must seem impossible."

She pauses to dig out a fan from inside her portal, and confusingly steps over it to sit down on the edge, before fanning herself. Smugly.

>"Oh, but this is just a minute fraction of my power. The full extent would quite literally turn your brain inside-out, and leave you a gibbering mess. With the flick of my wrist, I might go wherever I please in Gensokyo;
> the highest mountains are but a footstep apart for me, and even the heavens themselves are mere moments away."

>"She's lying"

Yukari gares over at the interruptor, who has calmed down and is sipping her tea again.

>"Shut up will you? I don't remember anyone asking for your input!"

Yuuka ignores her retort, and continues on.

>"She figured it out last month and has been bragging about it ever since."

Steam is practically pouring out of Yukari's ears.

>"Well, if you ever want to read something in Icelandic, you'd better sit down and do it the hard way then!"

Yuuka smiles behind her cup, although one of victory more than smugness, unlike Yukari's earlier one.

>"I already speak Icelandic. There's precious few languages I don't know. Pretty much every culture has a different meaning for the same flowers after all."

Yukari is getting a little red in the face from irritation.

>"Well what about Finnish? Or eighth century Mongolian? What about that, huh? Face it, it was worth the effort!"

>"All twenty years of it, yes. Meanwhile those of us that get up before dinner had already learnt all the South-east asian languages in that time, accurate to eighteen-hundred."

Yukari appears to have been bested, given how she stutters for a bit then gives up.
She turns back to face you, clearly annoyed at having seemingly been bested verbally.

>"ANYWAY, I have heard about an outsider that has fallen in, and rather than be eaten up like they're supposed to, has been taken into the employ of the shopkeeper. Not many people make it past the first day,
> and their curiosity normally costs them the second, so naturally I, the great Youkai sage thought it would be interesting to see what kind of person he would be. Really, you should feel graced by my presence
> not many men in Gensokyo can say they have been lucky enough to gaze upon me, at least-"

Yukari grins devilishly, although it looks more silly than intimidating since she's putting in too much effort.

>" -Not many that have come away alive. Hehehe!"

>"Definitely not because she sleeps through all the hours men are awake, and gets her pet to do all her chores. No, really."

The sarcasm coming from Yuuka was strong enough even you felt a little sorry for the Youkai sage, as she called herself.
Not all that much though, since she had just bragged about being a maneater in front of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43518568
Yuuka is putting that jobber in her place

[Anonymous No.]

>>43518568
best flower bringing the heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43518568
Talking with Yuuka for hours upon hours over her deep linguistic knowledge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43519056
>>43519288
>>43520797

They aren't acting too out of character are they?
I'd rather know now if anyone thinks that either of the two are behaving weirdly, so either I can change their interactions or rewrite this bit before I build upon it too much.
I get that Yukari normally doesn't drop her facade, but I thought that Yuuka's presence would interfere with her speeches.
Oh and the tit thing is just a running joke to get me motivated.
It's not like a chekov's gun, I just thought it would be funny to have her go after a young man.
It's a little out of character maybe, but I thought that Yukari's haggy saggies would be the best way to lighten up the mood as she's pissing everyone off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43521371
>They aren't acting too out of character are they?
I thought it was fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43521633
Well that's good then.
To celebrate, I'll put out another post tonight.
Also, kurubump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43524946
>To celebrate, I'll put out another post tonight.
Hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

I love her with all my heart and soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>43518568

Yukari ignores Yuuka's comment, and continues on. At least the two of them aren't fighting physically.

>"So tell me Anon, after having come to Gensokyo, what do you make of it? I'm quite proud of it really, seeing as it's my greatest accomplishment."

She props up her other "great accomplishments" subtly with her offhand.
The novelty has worn off a bit,and the blatant teasing is starting to lose it's appeal.
You think about her question for a moment before answering, making sure you don't offend her.

>"Well, to be quite honest with you, I haven't seen very much of it."

Yukari ceases her gloating for a minute.
She's clearly taken off guard by that response, and takes a second to process your answer.

>"What?"

>"I said I haven't seen all that much. Only the human village, the road from there to here, and a mile or two of forest I stumbled through on my first day that I wasn't paying attention to."

Yukari looks almost distraught at this information.
Even Yuuka has perked up a little at this confession.

>"You mean to tell me that you've only seen the bloody forest?"

>"Language miss Yakumo. Although it would appear that your deduction is correct."

You nod quietly.
Truth be told, you had been so concerned with getting basic survival skills in check that you hadn't worried much about the world beyond the clearing where Kourindou sat.
Most of your spare time was eaten up by your language studies, and everything had to stop once night came since lamplight was a little too risky to leave on inside an entirely wooden building.
It didn't help that the "forest of magic" in which you resided was apparantly known for harbouring a large number of minor youkai, the difference between them and major youkai being
that minor youkai wouldn't ask questions before eating you most of the time.

>"B-but how? I specifically made it all so nice! There's a lake, there's a lovely big mountain, there's uh... a river? I mean-
> - I didn't make it all for humans, but the least you could do is take an interest! Now what am I supposed to talk to you about? How can I ask you what you think about all the fish in the Misty Lake if you haven't been!"

>"Don't forget the Garden."

>"- Yeah, and behind that big nice mountain I spent ages working on to make look so good your girlfriend here has a lovely garden that you can see for miles around, and you haven't even looked at it!"

At Yukari's slipped praise, Yuuka shows a brief moment of pride, her face beaming with satisfaction.
She must really have a nice garden if it's so famous, huh.
It only lasted a second however, before she realized that Yukari had made a rather large assumption about you two.

>"Now what was that just then?"

Yuuka again reaches under the table for her parasol. You suppose she isn't planning on beating the sun indoors with it, although you get the feeling she might try a more literal version of that phrase in a second.
Yukari continues on her rant about how great she made everything, oblivious to the mounting rage building in the girl behind her.

>"Out of all the places in all the worlds to land in, you land HERE and don't even have the common decency to look at any of it!"

>"Well, it would be rather hard for me given how I'll be eaten if I even so much as go back to the village for the day."

>"...oh."

It appears Yukari had forgotten the tiny problem in her reasoning.
The fact that you were cursed to be a human all your existence, and a nonmagical one at that.
She slumps back down into her portal-chair, and looks at you defeatedly.

>"Well at least ask that boss of yours to take you to Muenzuka one of these days. It's not the most pretty part of the place, but you might get a peek at all that other stuff."

Yukari sighs in resignation.

>"And don't worry about telling me about it; I'll know. Expect to see me again once you've actually been someplace."

She leans her head back and fans her neck.

>"Aahhh, so hot..."

And because of this, she entirely misses Yuuka grabbing her parasol and getting up.

>"Well, Miss Yakumo-"

Yuuka hisses at her almost like a cat, her parasol being gripped visibly firmly at it's centre of mass.

>"Would you mind expanding on the relationship you presume us to be in?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43526807
Yukari opens her eyes.
And stops fanning herself.

>"Ah?"

>"I don't enter into friendships hag. You know this."

Yukari tries to fall back into her portal, but is stopped by Yuuka's hand grabbing her dress, little as it is around her chest area.

>"If you two are going to fight, please do it someplace else."

Two pairs of eyes look back at you, one red, one mauve.
Yuuka's face is full of malicious glee, and Yukari's one of worry.

>"Ah, well you heard the boy, let's keep this civil now, ehehehe..."

Yuuka doesn't even look back at her, but instead smiles wider than is really normal for a human to be able to.

>"Well, as you wish Anon. We shall go someplace else entirely. Thank you for your tea."

Yukari's face is taken over by a cold sweat as she realizes she isn't wriggling away out of the situation she's gotten herself into.

>"Hey, now just wait here a second, that's not what I mea-"

The last of her sentance is cut off by Yuuka falling forward into the weird rift thing Yukari was sitting on, pushing the two of them into wherever it was that Yukari had come from.
It seals up behind her without a sound, although a minute later you swore you could hear a bomb go off in the distance.



It's a two-parter, but only because I overran and didn't want to have a finished scene in the middle of the next post. A little bit of Youkai Moe there, and a slight bit of tsundere Yuuka, although it won't be picked up on properly for a loooong while yet. Major development will happen before that particular flower blossoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43526857
I was expecting Anon to beg Yukari to send him home. Can't wait for the next part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43527051
Anon was too taken in by Yukari's ̶M̶a̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶o̶o̶b̶i̶e̶s̶ bullshit bragging that he completely forgot to ask. Also, Yukari never actually stated her powers. I probably should have done that, but I think it's weird for people to introduce themselves like that, so Anon-kun being the imperfect narrator he is, hasn't realized she can do that.
Definitely not because I forgot. Nuh uh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43527080
eh, if you forgot, so could have he
after all, he's in the middle of high stress fuck fuck games with an inhuman monster, and has just gotten another in his face

[Anonymous No.]

>>43527087
I'll probably have him realize when she next makes an appearance.

And then beg on his knees to go the fuck back, only for her to say no because he keeps staring at her jugs. Nevermind the fact that she really wants him to, that's just an excuse since she wants to fuck around with a guy to see when he breaks. She's usually pretty bored, so I'd imagine this would be what she calls fun. Torturing someone mentally for her own amusement. Youkai Fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43526857
RIP Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

>>43527449
Don't worry, she won't die so easily.
Yuuka isn't THAT mad at her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43529440
That's good
I'd miss grandma Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

>>43526807
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43529440
thats good
guess she wouldn't hurt a fellow member of the old maids alliance too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43526807
>B-but how? I specifically made it all so nice! There's a lake, there's a lovely big mountain, there's uh... a river? I mean-
its like a child getting angry you didn't recognize their drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43452714
Elly Wesker

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540285
Getsu sandwich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43540349
Sexy sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>43526857
You have just finished up cleaning Yuuka's mess when Rinnosuke gets back from his trip.
He's in a good mood like normal, and readily accepts your explanations surrounding your requisition of the tea set and tealeaves you had taken from a shelf.
Your boss brushes it off as just another one of those things that has to be taken into account, although he seems impressed that you handled two arch-youkai by yourself,
and even congratulted you on having kept the shot intact.

>"Watah unda za buridgu, my furiendo!"

By this point, you had learned enough Japanese to have a basic conversation, but that hadn't stopped your boss from attempting to learn your native toungue.
He had already seemed to have a basic concept on how to put stuff together, and after the first few days his horrible grammmar had tidied itself up and the letters become more neat.
That hadn't helped his pronunciation though, and you quickly figured out that Japanese had a limted set of sound, much smaller than Englsih had.
It wasn't that big a deal though, since you could still understand the eccentric shopkeeper, and in a way it was endearing. He was trying his best after all, and it was in good humour.
You still got a chuckle every now and again however, and he didn't seem to mind when you did. With his general demeanour, you guessed that it was only partially due to the language barrier.
Partially.

>"Ah, since you have done a good jobbu this montsu, today we go down to drink hai?"

A whole month?
You must have lost track of time while you were here.
Certainly it's been a few weeks, but you could have sworn it was a month the next week.
In any case, you'd been cooped up in the shop for a long time, and as occupied as you were with cleaning and studying, there really wasn't a whole lot to do outside of that.
Kourin could more or less come and go as he pleased, you had gathered, for some reason he was never targeted by the apparitions that stalked the night, but you had no such luxury.
You hadn't ever considered yourself all that much of a drinker either, but a shot at the town might be in order after having to deal with those two for so long.
After voicing your approval, the two of you packed up and left for the village.
You couldn't say leaving so late was entirely okay with you, but Rinnosuke didn't seem to think anything of it.
Come to think of it, he didn't seem to think much about his own personal safety at all.
... Maybe you should have asked beforehand how he planned to avoid your consumption.

Regardless, the two of you safely make your way to the human village, and to a small pub on the main road, thankfully without encountering any youkai along the way.
It's quite late at night by the time you get there, and the establishment is not as full as it could be.
The two of you sit down at the bar and await to be served.
On your left is a familiar-looking girl who's slumped over a bit, a large half-empty mug of beer in front of her, on your right past Kourin is a small lady with a massive bowl on her head for some reason.
She's talking loudly and drunkedly, stopping only occasionally to gulp down a seemingly neverending supply of liquor from a purple gourd.
You don't know why, but you get the feeling she's been there for a while. Maybe it has something to do with the bowl hat, actually.
Regardless, your boss called over the red-head waitress, and placed an order. Two beers and two bowls of soup, you worked out.

Some slight snoring is coming from your left hand side, and you look over to see a mess of long, reddish hair spilling over the bar.
The woman (Going by her not-insignificant bust, although Yukari had spoilt you in that regard) is wearing a blouse with a green vest over it, and the faint smell of star anise eminates from her.
You aren't entirely sure as to whether or not waking her up would be a good idea, but seeing as her beer is probably getting quite warm, you move to shake her gently.
...

She's still fast asleep.
You shake her quite firmly now.
Nope. In fact she's snoring quite noticeably now, and somebody in the booth is giving you a look.
Even that odd girl on Kourin's side is taking an interest, although you can't quite make out what she's saying.

Just as you give up, and resign her to a slightly less enjoyable drink, the chef picks up a knife from the block, and like magic she's awake in a flash.

>"I wasn't sleeping!"

A shockingly familiar voice rings out through the small pub.
Her volume is nothing to be sneezed at, and you flinch involuntarily from being so close to it.
Everyone looks at her for a split second, wherin you could have heard a pin drop for how quiet it became, before going back to their business, with some glares being thrown at the woman now and again.
That woman being Meiling, of all people.
She hasn't realized you're next to her though, and she's started skulking low behind her mug, taking a big gulp before resting her head on the table.

>"Hello Meiling. It's been a while."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543906
cute Meiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543906
>Watah unda za buridgu, my furiendo
Rinnosuke is a pretty chill guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43548828
He's ZUN's self-insert, so I'd imagine him to be chill as fuck.
And I'm the one writing it, so that makes him chill as fuck in this.

[Anonymous No.]

goodnight Yuukafrens

[Anonymous No.]

>>43553616
How Yuukafrens sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Has she just woken up?
Or is she just going to bed?
Yuukarins sleep long hours, at odd times of day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43557215
Yuuka is like a cat in that she can fall asleep at will, no matter what time of day it is or how much she has slept recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43557251
>Yuuka is like a cat
I would risk it all to pet Yuuka

[Anonymous No.]

>>43558604
Nyaaaaaaaaaaa-boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43558604
Petting a sleeping Yuukarin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43558663
more importantly
do you dare enter the magical cave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43558625
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>43560574
It's a trap anon, if you do it you'll get it ripped off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543906
More Meiling is nice. Any chance of Koa making an appearance later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567476
She was just too much fun to write
Probably not, since i totally 100% forgot about her, but Remilia probably will.
There's just no way/reason for Anon-kun to go to the library unfortunately.

Also, sorry about the lack of content. I got bogged down with stuff and have been trying to change my sleep schedule, get a job, etc.
Which would be a good excuse, were I not still dicking around all day just not writing anything.
Guess I just haven't been feeling creative lately.
Tomorrow I might chug a few energy drinks and try to sit down to put something down again.
Weird thing is, I have most of a scene's dialogue thought out pretty much, what I want out of it at least, just I can't be assed describing everything and making sure I don't contradict stuff.
Also, wan wan wan wan inu sakuya is destroying my sanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567534
godspeed writefren

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567534
do not turn your heart into a hand grenade just to push out slop as fast as possible
There's nothing wrong with taking a break for a day or two to get your shit together, Yuukafags will still be here when you return.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been 5 and a half days since the last Kurupost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43567534
>wan wan wan
Oh, that was you? Small world (board), I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43570174
It sure is. I managed to turn it off and get to sleep eventually, but not before going hoarse barking like a retard. Cute song still.

>>43569772
I used to take at LEAST one energy drink per day to wake me up for college, it got bad enough I had to stop whenever I got a week off or something, and I'd end up sleeping for 10 hours. Also, i'm a relatively big guy, I know that when I was pretty young I drank a stupid amount of coffee, and still pulled through. Didn't get to sleep all that much that night I don't think, but I was fine.

Like I say, it's just getting the words down, so I'm not concerned with the quality being different. It's not like that episode of senpai man where brian takes adderall and outputs a half-baked space wizard city or whatever.

Took me too long to find what I was talking about.
https://youtu.be/EVluonsNK4E?t=21
Says Ritalin, both are pretty much just meth.
The world we live in.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not ignore the Kurumi!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43569903
>>43573972
Sorry it's my fault, I'm probably the only person on this board with a Kurumi folder with more than 700 images. I'll make sure to post more Kurumis in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43574089
That's an impressive number of Kurumis. Mine are scattered in different folders, but probably number in the couple of hundreads in total.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43574154
I think I'm going to upload my Kurumis in hopes that it will make people kurupost more.
Kuruposting is an endangered activity that must be preserved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43574527
Seeing the same pictures get posted in basically every thread isn't as bad when those pictures are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43574552
But every now and then some fresh Kurumis will be required.
https://mega.nz/folder/QGNUQZTS#L2TWnpaSkEI-NC243dQV-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>43543906

The long awaited continuation of Anon-kun's adventures! More (Probably) coming soon!

You've never quite seen someone sit to attention before, but somehow Meiling manages to pull it off.
Her braids go flying as she whips her head round to see who's addressing her.
Sky blue eyes look you up and down, and it takes a second for her to remember your face.

>"Anon!"

A wide and welcoming smile parts her face in two.
In spite of her previous unwakeable status, she seems totally lucid and aware of where she is.
There seems to be something different about her though, but you can't put your finger on it. Best not to say anything in case it's that she hasn't put any makeup on.
Does she even wear makeup? It'd be too rude to ask you think.

>"You didn't get eaten!"

>"Well, it's not like I've been anywhere. This is the first time I've left the house since I got there.

>"I thought I told you to come visit?"

Did she?
You think back to the first time you met.
Vaguely, you can recall something about a mansion on a lake.

>"Don't tell me you forgot!"

Meiling pouts at you, although one corner of her mouth is twitching a bit.
Seems she is trying her absolute best to hold in her smile.

>"Anon, it's rude to forget things like that! Don't you know how much I was looking forward to seeing you again?"

Her facade is cracking slightly.

>"Even Sakuya was looking forward to your visit, she bought new plates and everything! And oh what a fuss we had calming down Remi! She was heartbroken!"

She's managing to look genuinely distraught, maybe you read her mood wrong?
From what she's saying, you've really let them down...
...
Didn't Sakuya already buy new crockery? Wasn't that the whole point of her first meeting you?
She's just made all that up, hasn't she?

>"I can only apologize for my extreme tardiness."

She breaks.
Meiling rubs her knuckles (Somewhat painfully) into your head.

>"Awwww, you're a cute one! I suppose I can wait just a little while longer, but make sure to find someone to take you soon, okay? We've told Remi about you and she really is interested to meet you you know!"
>"I'd look silly if you died before she could see you!"

>"And of course sad that the diligent apprentice shopkeeper was brutally eaten alive I hope?"

>"... That too!"

You chuckle to yourself.
Not many people are as genuinely whole of heart as Meiling you think.
It's been a while since you came here, and you've learned to accept that on some level you're living on borrowed time.
Although getting eaten doesn't seem like all that common an occurrance, it's an everpresent danger, and any day a wild youkai could find you, and there's not much you can do about that.
The waitress lays two bowls of soup in front of you and Rinnosuke, along with two mugs of beer.
You'd forgotten that this was technically a work outing, but your boss was quite content speaking with the vividly red haired waitress.
They were talking too quickly for you to pick anything up though, and you silently cursed those builders of Babel.
Meiling puts a hand on your shoulder as you take a sip of your drink.

>"Really though. I'm sure Sakuya would be able to work something out with Kourin over there. Gensokyo is a really beautiful place, and you're missing out on something by not seeing any of it."
>"Don't worry about Remilia either, there are dozens of empty rooms on the third floor that are supposed to be for any guests. Remilia is the type to show off a little, and is probably dying to find someone she hasn't showed everything to yet"

You swill around the beer in your mouth.
Yukari was rather offended that you hadn't seen anything but the forest here, and Yuuka too seemed a little surprised you thought.
Having three seperate people tell you to go outside and experience the land in which you lived was a big motivator to go and do so.
Mulling everything over slowly, you rationalise that you're going to have to see the world at some point, and Meiling is too nice a person to outright turn down.
There are a few considerations you need to, well, consider, but there doesn't appear to be any overriding reason why you can't take a day out in the next week or so to visit someone, especially Meiling and Sakuya.
It's not like you know anyone else all that well really, you never did find out what Yuuka did all day, and from her comments it seems that Yukari isn't the most active of... Youkai.
Come to think of it, you're talking with a youkai right now. In the human Village. Where Youkai aren't supposed to be.
Meiling is as friendly as anyone you have ever met, but she's still a youkai.
Is this a convoluted plot to bait a human onto a youkai's dinner of their own free will?
You swallow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43575153
Meiling is so wholesome. Just the way I'd imagine her to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43575370
I haven't posted the next bit yet, lmao.
Anon makes a fucky wucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>43574089
>>43574154
No small feat having that many Kurumis, I must have like... one or two dozen at most, and no real way of finding them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43575376
Don't tell me she's going to do something nasty to anon. I'm sure she's just inviting him over to the SDM with completely innocent motives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43575466
I don't have my Kurumis organized particularly well, but I've Kuruposted so much that I have an intuitive idea of in what order the pictures are in each folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43575512
nah, nothing like that, anon is going to remain a permavirgin until Yuukarin breaks down the walls in each of their hearts and they have loving missionary while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation.

Anon makes a slip-up and nearly calls Meiling a youkai in front of everyone.
Also that waitress is actually Sekibanki, since the Yandere Reimu story in that thread had her as one, and it's a neat idea.
Just a cameo role though, same as Suika in that corner. Oh, and that girl I mentioned in the corner is Suika, if you hadn't worked that out. That's her undercover outfit from Lotus Eaters, and I thought it would be funny to throw her in randomly.

Honestly, Meiling is serious fun to write.
I'm half tempted to take it in that direction, but I've already set everything up for other things.
Oh well, maybe one day when there's a Meiling thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43575584
Really enjoying the story so far btw like many other anons here. And if you do decide to write that Meiling spinoff some day, don't forget to give the other SDM redhead some screentime too! Koa might not naturally fit into a Yuuka story very well, but in a Meiling story she could be introduced pretty easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43575639
Is this the miniboss before patchy on th6? is it a official name or fan one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43575153
>>43575584
Hold your horses there pal, you're dangerously close to making me root for Meiling instead.

I highly approve of giving Meiling her own time in the limelight. I don't doubt for a second you find her fun to write, based on how much fun it is to read. Waiting patiently for the next part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43575664
Yes she is, fan named although I think ZUN used it afterwards, so it's semi official? She never appears again or ever gets any dialogue though, so she's 100% fanon pretty much.

>>43575639
Thanks, it means a lot.
If I ever do write a Meiling story, I'd have it totally new, since I already kinda want to reuse the characters and general world for a different MC I came up with about half a year ago or something when I was a daydreaming.
Pretty much imagine a lunatic with ridiculous quantities of high-calibre weapons (Think a PTRS, .58" 14.5mm) who turns into an utter psycopath from dealing with everyone.
And he adopts Rumia.
That's probably the main thing there, and everything else was added on to later, but Rumia is my second favourite character, since she's utterly adorable and I love her.
I've mentioned it before somewhere, but I'm basing this off of that, not the other way around.
Anon-kun is a purposely generic character, I took as much personality out of him as I could for the purposes of allowing anyone to self insert.
Oh, and for some reason I decided he would hunt fairies and go to Hell (Literally) to shoot everything that moves.
With a 7mm (.284") Remington Magnum lever action rifle.
That doesn't actually exist, unless you count the BLR but it kinda sucks and for some reason I think it should use a tilting block, like a FAL or SKS (Or coincidentally a PTRS, but that's just a bigger SKS in a lot of ways. Made by the same guy after all).
I'm an autistic gun nerd, what can you expect?

Not really the place to talk about it here, but what the hell I'm already taking up one post and it's tangentially related.
I made the thread as well, so who's going to stop me?

Picrel, that's what a PTRS looks like.
Marisa for scale lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43575153
>"I'd like to talk to Sakuya about it."

Not an outright refusal, but not an acceptance of her invitation either.
Meiling wrinkles her brow a bit, and you realize she isn't wearing the hat she had on last time.

>"Why?"

There is no hint of offense in her voice, although maybe just a little bit of hurt.
Too late for that now though, much as you don't want to hurt her your survival comes first.

>"I'd just like to talk with her about the matter, don't take this the wrong way, but I'd rather consult a human about this and not *just* a you-"

Meiling's eyes widen and she jams a thumb onto your lips and rubs it in vigorously
Just like when she did your head, it hurts a little, but not enough for you to think it's intentional.

>"Oh look, you've got a bit of rice on your face! Let me get that for you!"

You've not even touched your meal yet, and there's no rice in the soup.
Meiling's thumb smells strongly of chinese spices and sweat.
She finishes pretending to clean your face and leans in close to it.

>"They don't know about that."
>"I keep myself clean from *that* kind of thing, and don't do anything to offend the people who do know, but it's not good to say that out in public."
>"I don't know how good the English of the people round here is, but *that* word might draw undue attention."
>"I'll let you off since you won't have known about it, but there are a couple around the village that are allowed to come and go so long as they don't cause any real trouble."

The waitress looks at Meiling worriedly.
You notice she's wearing a rather high collar all things considered, even covering the front of her neck.
In fact, her neck is not visible at all.
Her eyes flick between you, Meiling, and Rinnosuke.
Interestingly, they're red in color.

Meiling has kept her thumb on your lip for all of this, and is speaking in a very low voice, just enough to be heard over the general din of the pub.
Someone in a booth behind her makes a catwhistle.
It seems her obvious excuse to stick her fingers on your mouth has been taken differently than intended, although the woman pays no mind to the suggestion.

>"Got it?"

You nod as best as you can, and the lock on your mouth is released.
Inhaling slowly, you take a quick look at the waitress again.
Meiling looks at her, and nods quickly.
The suspiciously red girl nods back, and goes back to her job as if nothing happened.
You can actually feel the tension in the air lift as the three of you pretend as if nothing happened just then.

>"So, you want to speak with Sakuya about it? I guess that's understandable. Although I don't see much point in it, given that it's Sakuya."
>"Really, sometimes even I worry for her soul."

Good point actually.
Both of the times you've met Sakuya, you get the feeling that there's something just a little off about her.
She said she was human, and Meiling hasn't said anything to the contrary, so at the very least she's probably not a liar.
Still, it feels a little odd putting so much faith in your safety in someone you can't help but not trust quite fully, like she's purposefully withholding information from you.

>"We-ell, I guess I've dealt with worse. You wouldn't happen to know about Yuuka would you..."

Meiling gives you a glare, and Rinnosuke glances at you for a second before continuing on with his socializing.
You can't help but trail off slightly, well aware that you might have broken another rule you didn't know about unwittingly.

>"I wouldn't mention her by name either. She's well known by everyone, even here. Too well known, in fact. Kazami's the kind of person who's name is said brings bad luck."
>"Course, that's utter hooey, but that doesn't change what people might believe."

>"Ah, sorry. Although I thought she came around here sometimes? I saw her in the square right before I landed myself in Kourindou, after all."

Meiling pauses for a moment.

>"Ah yeah, I think I was told about that actually. Don't tell me she's taken to following you around?"

>"Not really. Although funnily enough, she came by the shop today. A real handful as well, demanding tea and throwing out the first pot since she didn't like it."
>"I don't think she was following me or anything, since she was surprised that I was at the desk instead of Rinnosuke."

Meiling listens in rapt silence, leaning her hand on the bar as she does so.

>"Sounds like her all right. It goes without saying you don't want to tick her off, right?"
>"Including, but not limited to, going into her garden and being anything other than reverential, and picking sunflowers before they start wilting."

Meiling's comment rings a bell in your mind, something about sunflowers, although you don't get much else before she starts talking again.

>"It might not be entirely wise to mention any of that to Remilia, if and when you come see her."
>"She's a little bit sore that she can't beat her you know."

Chapter ending soon, will upload.
5000/7000 words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43576093
Imagine being so absolutely fucked in the head that an inhuman monster is openly concerned about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43575734
That reminds me of a idea i had a while ago for a game: a shooting danmaku game that starts on a generic futuristic millitary setting, but around stage 2 during the battle the protagonist falls into a gap and has to fight his way through gensokyo, since his endless killing was starting a incident due the overload of souls beng sent to the afterlife (something simillar to th9).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43430941
sounds like a dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>43577431
Being such an awful human being you become a monster!
Literally!
The plot of seihou 4, trust me guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>43575734
Guns are cool, no shame in liking them.
Just keep them away from Mai or she'll start her own Dirlewanger Division and go on a war crime spree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43577791
Where I live, it's pretty much impossible for normal people to get a fucking black powder musket, or even an air rifle.
I (obviously) want a gun license in the near future, and there is a genuine non-zero possibility that I could get tied to said lunatic character, and be effectively permenantly denied since there is literally zero appeal processs if the policeman doing it is being a cunt.
The law is (Poorly written, since the fuckers that wrote it obviously never held a weapon more dangerous than a kitchen knife), but also makes the licensee PROVE that:
A) He/she has to have a valid reason to own that class of weapon (No pistols except muzzleloaders for some reason, and no semiautomatics unless it's a shotgun or ".22 rimfire" which is at least 4 cartridges, well done parliament, shotguns are generally easier to get so long as they fall within a set category)

B), they are fit to handle it. This sounds simple, but actually requires you to have a totally clean record. Totally. Parking violations are specifically exempted, but as far as I can tell speeding is fair game as grounds for refusal. Oh, and we have "anti hate speech" laws that pretty much mean you can't say anything regarding something remotely political, since if it's political someone will disagree with you, and disagreeing with someone could be construed as offense. It's bad.

Oh, and people still get shot. I don't live there, but apparantly places like birmingham have gangs that show up and blast away shit with smuggled glocks, and the IRA never seemed short of AK's. And suspicously, the all-new (at the time), not really all that common barrett M82, ammunition and magazines.
Don't support terrorists, people died over that shit.

Ranty? Yes. For good reason? Can't really say, but what I will say is the fucking BBC aired a bit where some fucktard called a bolt-action rifle a machine gun, smelling the fucking muzzle like he was an expert on rifling patterns. The bolt was closed as well, so it's not like he was looking at much either. Honestly.

Moral of the story, it's never a compromise, it's a delay. Oh, and have another from my gunhu collection.
I like the ones that actually know how a firearm works, and don't have magazine fed revolvers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43578034
Very nice gunhu. And mainstream media outlets are notorious for calling anything from a breech-loading musket to a heavy naval cannon an assault rifle. It would be a struggle to purposefully find a person more clueless on firearms than some their "experts".

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like there have been more nice threads and people discussing Touhou on /jp/ ever since >>43041119
I am glad. Contributing to that thread was worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43578197
Lmao, I did was there too.
That was pretty soon after I started posting regularly actually.
I think I just decided to improve the threads I cared about personally after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43578222
Nice! Keep to it and I am sure things will change for the better
I have been posting more on /a/ after that while browsing through Doujinstyle looking for good music, it makes for a good distraction. Every now and then I browse through /jp/ and reply to some threads though
Know that I like you all cool anons immensely, I will always remember you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43578197
I've been getsuposting for years now and avoid meta threads like the plague. All I can say is that PC-98 has steadily increased in popularity on /jp/ over a long period of time. What has changed recently is that the threads have become more intricate and the depth of conversation has increased. The general easygoing atmosphere has remained the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43576093
>She's a little bit sore that she can't beat her you know.
Yuuka - 1
Remi - 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>43580148
This is a Yuuka thread lol
My personal powetiering is that Yuuka is pretty much unbeatable in a serious fight, unless you're Hecatia/Eiki or maybe Eirin.
This is a girl who can divide herself into two halves out of what probably amounts to sheer willpower And Youkai Moe
On the other hand, Remilia is a lot of talk, but we've never actually seen her power in use, and the going theory is that she's an edgelord (Edgelady?) who made it up because it sounded cool, and is just winging it whenever it needs to be proven.
Or it could just be Charisma, and that's all it means. Seems pretty decent in it's own right if it got her a mansion, Sakuya, and Patchy.

Long story short, Yuuka has never lost a fight she could be assed winning, Remilia sort of has. Youkai Moe~ wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43578197
>more nice threads and people discussing Touhou
>>43578342
>the threads have become more intricate and the depth of conversation has increased
Yeah, thats why thematic threads on /jp/ are my favourite place to talk about Touhou. I admit i sometimes shitpost on /v/ for fun but as a place for actual discussion nothing beats here.

>PC-98 has steadily increased in popularity on /jp/ over a long period of time
Makes you wonder why. It's not like the emulator is new.

and to the anon who made me read the thread >>43041119 - fuck you. I thought that it would be a good thread but it went to shit after the first third

[Anonymous No.]

>>43581023
I would respond back but that would probably derail the thread so chew on this picture instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>43581165
>that would probably derail the thread
Fair enough. I didnt mean that personal, just was a bit bitter about wasting time on reading autistic meltdowns and arguments about loli for the n+1th time.
i have no idea what your pic means, nice car I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43581381
Yuuka has a nice car. I hope Kurumi got her a good deal for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43581682
Don't worry, she practically stole it!
And by that I mean the previous owner is a bloodied mess sloshing around in a ditch 40 miles back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43581787
Sounds like a real killer deal! Maybe the Akis ought to pay a visit to their nearest KuruKar dealership. It might help them during the harvest season if they had one of them tiny japanese pickup trucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43581682
Per Yuuka's request Yukari has made it so that a gap appears in front of Yuuka's garage to the human world, Mount Akina, on which she practices drifting every morning before sunrise

[Anonymous No.]

Gengetsoo.jpg-anon, can you please stop arguing about racial slurs in the other thread? You really don't need to do that again like you did in this thread >>43041119
I'm saying this because i genuinely like you and you're one of my favorite poster and i don't want to see you angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43581928
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43581866
It is a calm early morning near the entrance of the Akina pass, some hour before sunrise. The silence is interrupted by the sound of a car approaching, it is Takumi. He was in thought about the weird portal-like thing he saw yesterday when he sees a car approaching him from behind. The car catches up to him and stays behind him as he switches lanes, it is clear that someone's itching for a race. Takumi, who was up for one, speeds up. The car follows him.
After some corners the car is still keeping up with him, it is clear that behind the wheel is an excellent driver. Some more corners have been passed and the car is still right behind him. At a certain corner he steers his car into a gutter as in order to bank it to clear the corner faster, but the car behind him does the same. He is in awe. The car gets on the inside and overtakes him. The front windows were tinted so Takumi only saw a glimpse from the rear windows glass of what was a silhouette with hair to the shoulders, presumably a woman. Though he wanted to follow the car, after some corners it simply vanished. Takumi decided to keep what happened that day to himself. The rumours about a portal-like thing stopped after some time.

In Gensokyo a car going some hundred km/h comes out of a gap in front of a bit of road leading to a garage near Yuuka's house. It brakes hard leaving a mark, which there are many of. It is driven into the garage and Yuuka gets out of her car, going back into her house and putting the picture of Mount Akina which was nailed onto a billboard into a box labelled "Asia" which is on a small table below the billboard. There are boxes labelled after each continent on it with a varying amount of pictures in them.


At least for now though most likely forever since I will leave the story at this, if anyone wants to feel free to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582075
Sorry, I didn't intend to scare you, are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, it looks like one Gengetsuposter has got a stalker. Gotta be careful when posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43581928
Nice to see a fellow remembererTM (stalker) of jpsies via filenames and idiosyncrasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582185
Don't worry I'm the good kind of stalker, i only stalk people who i like and protect them and make sure to always be on their side when arguing/posting.
It's part of my nature, when i like someone i tend become obsessed with them, perhaps you could even say i become yandere for them if you could even use that word.
But rest assured I'm not actively stalking anyone, it's just that i sometimes tend to spot patterns when a particular person i like posts and tend to apply these patterns to others posts, when i made >>43581928 it was mostly a guess based on my gut instinct.
I'm probably rambling nonsense now so i will stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582185
>>43582163
I'm going to hope and pray someone doesn't look up IP addresses. I'd rather live in blissful ignorance.
I might have a very special folder on my computer for gamer content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582206
Fair enough, I have a particular way of speaking.
I might have forgotten to hide that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582255
The "My dude" is what made it click for me, i also noticed that you tend to say "My brother in Christ" and other similar phrases.
You may want to change that in the future, i don't want someone to stalk you (other than me of course hehe~ <3)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582357
That...
wasn't even me actually
I won't push my luck further...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582370
Huh? okay, i think i might have been too confident with my guesses... or maybe it was you but you're trying to confuse me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582357
Writebloke, you are so incredibly autistic and I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582404
You quoted the /v/ shitposter.

Please, let's just drop this topic already, it is going nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582404
I'm not the writeguy (AKA gengestoo.jpg-anon) though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582404
No, wrong way round.
I'm the one he caught following Genge in her racist, racist ways.

>>43582398
You're right about the "My brother in Christ" part, I picked that up off a guy I met online and tend to throw it around whenever I'm being a general shitter, but I tend to use guy rather than dude.

Suffice to say, you got me shitting bricks, but at the very least you don't know exactly what I said. At least it's not bad enough that sweet, sweet tequila won't calm my nerves down a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582461
Sorry i will stop now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582461
No, you have to elaborate now. The last thing I want is to appear as some /v/fag if I've only ever been a jpsie

[Anonymous No.]

While its funny trying to guess who is who lets stop shitting up the thread, this is Yuukas thread after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582522
>Yuukas thread
>Posts getu sisters
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582537
Do not misuse the quotation function!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582522
Sorry again, this whole discussion is entirely my fault, have my cutest Yuuka as an apology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582564
I guess it's a lesson in my shitposting habits?
All you know is that I posted there, so the range of possible values of how [[[gamer]]] I am ranges from just not liking reddit users, to discussing when to use the Gengetsu words to greatest effect.
Believe what you want to believe.
Or maybe I was just horsing around shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582604
Well i was not entirely accurate, and i made some wrong guesses somewhere else hopefully no one in this thread knows where i made my wrong guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582564
Very cute Yuuka. This conversation also made me wonder just how many active LLS anons there are in these threads. Gengetsoo.jpg anon is probably the most prominent and his posts the most well liked, but there must be other anons who have unique posting styles too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582604
You reminded me of the pill scene from Matrix: "You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe."

[Anonymous No.]

to be honest with thb you senpai, i did not play any pc98 games neither did i beat touhou 9. i failed to make the emulators works on the 'ux and i did not like th9' gameplay so i skipped it. I am here because i like the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582636
I think I'm an edge case since I do in fact have a weird way of speaking, and am normally decent with punctuation and grammar, not to mention actually being identifyable since there's a big long story taking up half the thread that's just full of sample data.
However, I know this, and when things get REALLY spicy, I'll change how I type, make a deliberate set of mistakes, etc.
Commas for one, and British English spelling customs. Part of me sort of wonders just how well known the threads I stalk are, besides this one of course. And that bait I fell into.
I usually just hide the threads I don't plan on ever looking at though, so I guess it's not all bad....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582669
Touhou 9 I still haven't beaten fully yet, it takes a long time to clear each and every character.
Amex seems to work just fine for me, and aside from a slight delay in the sound that I mostly fixed, ended up being pretty easy to set up with the guide I got with it. The problem is finding the right HDI files, and living with the minor graphical glitches that have creeped in.
Stories are fun, I might take a small break and do a little shortie for the Meiling thread that just went up, but I want to at least get this part up to the 7000 word mark, and it's at 5000, since then I can be happy uploading it and taking a proper hiatus for a Meiling spinoff with much less development and fewer characters to juggle.
Again, never been a super fan of Meiling or Sakuya, or really anyone in the SDM, since I've ended up liking LLS more, but I still like them enough that a generally less popular character like Meiling that I've ended up liking a lot more for her personality feels deserving of a revisit at some point, even if I end up finishing this entire arc of the story before getting round to any one-off's I feel like doing. And then I want to start work on that massive epic I daydream about, but I won't go ever that again.
Also, look at that bump limit right there.
We're gonna need a bigger thread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582478
>No, wrong way round.
Ah, I'm stupid. I never put together that you were the "Getsuanon" until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582693
I sometimes wonder if some of the LLS anons from over half a decade ago are still posting. People like the original good morning poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582777
Holy trips, I kneel.
"Et in Arcadia, Ego"
Does it matter who the man is?
Or not rather, what he represents?

That's such a metal quote by the way, I plan on remembering that one.
If you aren't familiar with it, it means "Even in [Paradise, Utopia], I [Usually Death] am still there". I like Memento Morii, gives a kind of crazy postmortem energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43582873
Fair point. The way I see it, is that the PC-98 memes here create a sense of familiarity among the lurker base across different threads. They are reminders that the conversations don't die when the threads die and that the people posting were there then and remember them. Even if old posters leave and new ones join, the threads remain as they are. Maybe it's ultimately best that we don't know how many active LLS anons there are. LLShu threads on /jp/ have a pretty unique cultural atmosphere with anonymity being an integral part of it, and I'd rather keep it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43583000
another trips?
I agree, PC-98 threads are indeed unique, they are like a small /jp/ inside /jp/ (if that makes sense).
Also, original Yuuka threads only very rarely talked about other PC-98 characters, now we have Getsus in the Yuuka thread, this is only the case recently due to (i believe) the efforts of Gengetsoo.jpg anon.
I hope the original Yuuka posters are not too mad that their thread is now filled with Getsus and other PC98 characters.

Also, we are almost at the bump limit, i think this is the most appropriate image to end the thread with. See you in the next thread LLS anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43583070
Well, we aren't there yet, and it still has to get to page 10 which takes a day usually.
I'll try and crank out a continuation tonight (Technically morning, but whatever), and probably talk about things that normally wouldn't get posted for the bump limit. Open season, so long as it's vaguely on topic.

Gengetsu isn't even my favourite character; Yuuka is, and then it's Rumia.
I just posted that particular image a few times and for lack of a better identifier went along with it. I'd say she's probably in the top 20, but not the top 10. Not bad for someone with like six lines of dialogue though, and no backstory whatsoever.

I do feel a little bad for sorta hijacking the Yuuka thread, but as a lot of these things go, the time before I really started putting effort in had it frequent page 10 to get pitybumped back up.
I think Yuuka is much like Alice, in that she tends to invite the general family of supporting characters with her, regardless of whether or not it was actually specified.
Look at the amount of stuff surrounding Shinki that usually comes with a decent Alice thread, and then Mai/Yuki, Saachan and Elis, Louside and Sara. Oh, and YuugenMagan is there too I guess. Nonhumanoid 'hus (Both of them) don't lend themselves to the kind of content that interests people, so I wouldn't blame someone for forgetting they exist at times.

Bearing in mind that most of the PC98 cast only got a handful of lines at best, and for HRtP there is literally just their sprite and whatever you can come up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43583000
>LLShu threads on /jp/ have a pretty unique cultural atmosphere
Well, LLS is a pretty comfy game so the threads probably get some of this feeling too.

Yuuka is my favourite from LLS and in my top 3 characters overall. But Gengetsu is cute too and is maybe in my top 10 so i post her (and by extension Mugetsu) often.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuukabros, this thread will be over soon....

[Anonymous No.]

And then due youkai induced stress anon had a heart attack and died. the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43583070
>I hope the original Yuuka posters are not too mad that their thread is now filled with Getsus and other PC98 characters.
One thing that helps with this is that due to Yuuka's central role in LLS most of the discussion on other LLShus is still strongly related to her and only adds to her as a character. They make it so that instead of being a disjoint object of discussion she is instead an active participant in a wider universe with interactions and relationships with other characters which naturally generates the kind of discussion that is absent in some of the other character focused threads where the topic is fully centralized on a single hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43584223
10/10 would heart attack again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43583118
>Gengetsu isn't even my favourite character; Yuuka is, and then it's Rumia.
You didn't have to say this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43588872
I didn't have to, but I did anyway.
I want to dress her up in adorable little dark navy pajamas and teach her how to wash her hair properly.
The little ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ gremlin deserves love, care and attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43588921
It's strange coincidence perhaps, but this artist's favorite 2hus also happen to be Yuuka and Rumia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43589199
Mama youkai and daughterpet, a natural combination!