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Look what just came in the mail!

What's /jp/'s opinion of Tenga products?

>> No.4338115

Waste of money.

>> No.4338131
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>> No.4338135

theyre great

>> No.4338140

My hand can do it for free, it's irrelevant.

>> No.4338153

Overbranded crap.

>> No.4338183

Tenga Eggs have an undesirable propensity to chafe my penis head if used without lube (and since the packet it comes with is just enough for one use, I always have to used it unlubed). That's all.

>> No.4338204

>>4338183
>Using sex toys without lube

That not how you do it.

>> No.4338206

Old mens' sex toys.

Go fuck yourself with it, OP.

>> No.4338231

post pics of you using it


also freezer

>> No.4338243

>>4338183
Buy some damned lube

>> No.4338288

>>4338113
Did you try it yet? How did it feel?

>> No.4338295

>>4338243

I already contemplated it, then I realized that the lube would cost more than the damn Tenga Egg so I gave up the idea.

>> No.4338301

>>4338231
this ♡

>> No.4338358

>>4338183

Um, there's only enough lube for one use because they are designed for one use.

>> No.4338409

Freeze the egg immediately. Put a little bit of water inside beforehand.

She is the strongest but her replicated ice-hymen is not.

>> No.4338417

>>4338409
Oh god, not again with this hymen shattering discussion.

>> No.4338431

>>4338409
That isn't how it actually happens in real life, is it?

It ends up being a bit like frozen frog, doesn't it?

How do you explain something like that to the hospital staff?

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>>4338417
>not again
>Implying that hymen shattering as a topic has been discussed so many times that it has gotten old

This...this was my first time ever coming to /jp/. I usually hang around cgl, are all the posts on /jp/ like this?

>> No.4338429

>>4338417
You'll say this until you try it, Anon.

>> No.4338453

I dunno OP. I have a fleshlight. I think you should get one too so you can side by side compare them for me.

Personally, I'm just dandy with mine.

>> No.4338464

>>4338436
A week or two ago, someone brought up that they had left their onahole under an electric blanket and it had melted out of shape and was too hot to use.

An anon suggested putting it in the freezer, and added that if they used it before it cooled it would be like fucking Cirno.

Later someone mentioned that they tried this and added water so it felt like they were popping her icy cherry. This continued.

So yeah, each and every post on /jp/ is exactly like this.

>> No.4338469

>>4338436
It's just like cgl discussing how many times x and y cosplayer's hymens have been shattered. Because they are sluts.

>> No.4338473

>>4338436
There are quite a few sexual deviancies here that have basically become running gags (while still being DEADLY SERIOUS). Enjoy your stay.

>> No.4338482

>>4338464
>An anon suggested putting it in the freezer, and added that if they used it before it cooled it would be like fucking Cirno.
Samefag as the hospital guy, that doesn't sound quite as bad...

>> No.4338483

>>4338436
When they're not about shitting on the floor, yeah.

>> No.4338531

>>4338483
Or about Umineko.

Not that I don't like Umineko, just that there are 38405803948 daily threads of the same faggotry as always.

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So what's the best onahole for sale right now?

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>>4338436

>> No.4338651

Old mens' sex toys.

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>>4338567
Is this a doujin because I need this

>> No.4339163

I own a tenga flip hole and its incredible.

>> No.4339191

OP here back from a nap

Haven't used the Soft Tube (the tall Black and Red one) yet, waiting for later.
The egg was unique. Used it twice so far, once with the included lube and once with some of my own. Pretty incredible feel to it. While it's not as good as sex, its a nice change from a regular wank

inb4 >>implying you've had sex

>> No.4339733

>>4338813
Yeah, its on dlsite.
http://eng.dlsite.com/work/=/product_site/1/product_id/RE044649.html

Hope u got 10 bux.

>> No.4339865

>>4339191
>The egg was unique. Used it twice so far, once with the included lube and once with some of my own
>once with the included lube and once with some of my own
>with some of my own
I hope you don't mean what I think you mean.

>> No.4340382

http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-17244-9999

This looks god tier, but it's so expensive

>> No.4340418

>>4340382
I can't read runes, what's so special about this one?

>> No.4340453

>>4339865
Your own cum makes great lube for a 2nd go, what's the problem?

>> No.4340687

i would, but you have to wash the fucking thing after each use.

>> No.4341109

>>4339191
I didn't mean my own cum, I have some lube of my own, but thanks for the concern

>> No.4341127

I bought one once.

It does feel pretty good. They're intended for a one-shot deal, but if you use a condom and with proper care they can last for a while.

But then I realized that I was spending money on shit that my hand has been doing for free.

>> No.4341134

>>4340382
>looks god tier
I would rather buy something out of the top 10 list then that.

>> No.4341169

Has anyone ordered from e-nls? They say they ship overseas now.

What do they put on the customs form, and do you have to sign for the package?

>> No.4341192

>>4341169
Check the archive.

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>>4339733
>dlsite
What? This cannot be!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.4341723

Just used the Soft Tube. Honestly, I was throughly impressed! It had a great feel to it, and the suction ability was supurb. Also, the "soft tube" model allows for you to change the pressure at any given point within the tube, and this was awesome. It cost $11, but damn was it worth it!

>> No.4341726

put the egg

inside the tube

>> No.4341788

>>4341726
divide by zero

>> No.4342056

I don't get it. What is the egg for?

>> No.4342092 [DELETED] 

>>4338111
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>> No.4342126

>>4342056
Son, there comes a time...

>> No.4342134 [DELETED] 

>>4338109
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>> No.4342144 [DELETED] 

>>4338112
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>> No.4342150 [DELETED] 

>>4338112
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>> No.4342147 [DELETED] 

>>4338109
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>> No.4342149

>>4342126
no seriously, I'm not that anon but I also wish to know how you fuck an egg.

This looks harder then using the 3 sea shells.

>> No.4342158

>>4342056
>>4342149
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk

>> No.4342180

>>4342158
oh god what the fuck /jp/

people really use this shit?

oh god.

WHY

>> No.4342183

>>4342158
That's...

...

Wow.

>> No.4343112

>>4342183
>>4342180

jealous...

>> No.4343143

>>4342158
damn

>> No.4343166

>>4342180
>>4342183
>>4343143
>WOWZA!
>OMG!! XD
>EPIC STICKY THIS SHIT
>MIND = BLOWN
Are you guys new to weird Japanese shit? Jesus christ, get the fuck out.

>> No.4343220

Tenga is interesting

I though only use the 15 y o schoolgirl onahole currently

>> No.4343313

Yeah, well like I said, the soft tube kicked ass. I could definitely see this as something I get on occasion, but it can't replace the every-day fap, way too expensive. Nice for a change of pace, though!

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