JAV Thread #952

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Lazy Sunday Edition

FAQ:
https://jav.now.sh/

Delisted Thread:
>>43347253

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finna have a wank to Saki Okuda frfr

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Hijiri update!
https://twitter.com/hijiri_hibari/status/1652607696347238402
an unobscured picture of her face will be made public for 1 (one) hour from 13:00 JST (Japan Standard Time) tomorrow (May 1st)

i don't remember all this limited time only face reveal, drip-feed style of promotion ever being done before

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good morning, sirs

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Translation please?

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Please what's the code.

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>>43362208
1 take screenshot
2 use gsearch or yandex or whatever to recognize text on image
3 copy japanese text and translate via deepl

実際はもうらょっと使いるたいな
In fact, I'd like to use it a lot more.

アッーすみ急せんでした
Ack, sorry, that was a rush.

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>>43362277
No code. It was a post-retirement promotional video for some game.

https://youtu.be/EsYVAn3Yeos?t=1114

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>>43362342
The text recognition didn't quite work there.

>>43362208
The lines are:
>実際はもうちょっと低いみたいな
>アッーすみませんでした

>Actually, I thought it might be lower than that
>Ah, sorry

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>>43362497
I'm sorry, sir.

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>>43362403
I'd the girl at least a JAV star and has some movies?

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>>43362576
It’s Anri Okita.

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>>43362342
>I'm sorry, sir.
kek

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>>43361753
fug I'll be asleep, will a sir be around to save it and share here?
i will chimp out if dr kim has touched her

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What's the name of this one JAV girl who's kind of unhinged and does a lot of pretty nasty oral scenes, also has a pretty long tongue. Vague but it just isn't coming to me.

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>>43363062
Yumika Saeki? Hana Kano?

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have you ever been as happy as these two?

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>>43363070
Thanks no idea how I forgot it maybe my brain is dying.

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>>43363129
Jav is destroying your brain...

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Do Pinoy Phenotypes enhance or degrade a girl's looks? Honest question, no racebaiting.

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>>43363151
Nao Jinguuji!

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>>43362342
>>43362497
Thanks sirs.

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>>43363151
it depends on if those less conventionally Japanese elements provide a balanced exoticism or a kinda muddied, less cohesive overall appearance
it's like salted caramel ice cream or using a range of spices in your cooking. too much of something can take a winning combination full of nuance and subtlety into a mismatched mess

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>>43363151
They do have some beautiful women down there.

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Pretty adaptable format, yes?

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>>43363151
yes.
The flips that live at first world levels who can take care of their appearance and diets better than the average always look better. Just look at poor japs from 100 years ago compared to the average jap girl today.

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>>43363093
right one, looks like the duck ichika, but nose does not match. anybody knows who this might be?

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>>43363093
i like sumire's hairy bunghole

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he fuggen enjoyyyy

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>>43363357
This bitch became a multimillionaire from 1 million tiktok followers but Unpai had to resort to porn even with 4 million followers???

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SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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>>43363225
Ehh, they have an uncanny look that I'd much rather get from either Vietnamese or Latinas. Also, these girls have sharper minds. Filipinas tend to be dullards, thanks to servitude culture and American vapidness permeating their lifestyle.

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>>43363357
Why would you compare now to a look that hasn't been the norm for a century? I could easily just say Filipinos back then were the quintessential island monkey in aesthetic.

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>>43363602
This in Taiwan?

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>>43363820
Because the devolvement of the country is my literal point. 99.9% of jav girls have eye lids that they literally couldn't have in the past or if they were third world poor today.
The phenotype discussion is just a meme when 90% of girls faces are surgically altered and caked in makeup

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>baiting this hard
At least he's putting in some effort unlike most.

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>>43363869
Just be honest and say you prefer Filipinas over Japanese when it comes to aesthetics. You'll be taken more seriously.

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>>43363885
>baiting
>in a general that has BLACKED JAV is based on occasion.

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> race-baiting through the looks of top 10% girls
> in the year of the lord 2023
the difference between countries is smaller than the difference of 'enhanced' girls to their natural fellow countrygirls imo
try guessing the nationality of pic related without googling

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out of all the possible topics relevant to JAV, race is such a bullshit lowest common denominator talking point that's just plain boring at best and shit-flinging at worst.

i'm not angry, just disappointed

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>>43363771

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this was supposed to be a comfy lazy sunday bread sirs...

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>>43363996
她对我来说已经死了

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>>43364017
a shame she retired

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>>43364005
how about you sunday breed this *unzips*

also rate loop

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>>43363771
>finally a new release in late may
https://javtrailers.com/video/aldn00165
SEXObros we back...

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>>43364040
how does she convey so much potent lewd dynamic SEXO energy even in a static, non-nude, mid-kiss screenshot, sirs??
also i was getting worried she was gone again. her last non-VR title was in january followed by a few VR in february and march

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>>43363968
Looks like a half-mutt. She has that Eurasian look common of her ilk.

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>>43363995
Where were you last thread when we were talking about Jomon vs. Yayoi?

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>>43363888
definitely not. I'm such a weeb for Jap cuteness I cant fap to western or any other porn. Not even Korean or Taiwan stuff. Flip girls get tattoos and dress too sexy compared to Jap girls which is an immediate turn off for me.
I'm just not gonna pretend that Japs are some master race when 99% of them get eyelid or chin surgery.

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>>43364118
phenotypes are ok haha

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I just fapped to vr with an onahole for the first time in probably 9 months and I busted 2 minutes into the sex.
If I ever stopped being a wizard I would cum in my pants as soon as she kissed me...

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>>43364170
you mean you haven't fkn enjoyed that specific combination of VR+ona in 9 months or.....?

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>>43364184
neither

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>>43363995
This. Aesthetic comparison between different ethnicities as personal preference is one thing, another to become argumentative. Whether we like it or not, /pol/tards and /abt/cels are here and never waste an opportunity to start a bad faith argument. For them, it's unacceptable if somebody is not "pure" despite their own desire to "breed" them. This is why often when half JAV actresses are posted about on /jav/, bait and shit-flinging begin. For such posters, it's impossible to conceptualise only aesthetics or stay relevant to JAV because for them it must be ideological. Even the latest reply of the arguer, now he brought "master race" into the argument. It's like clockwork, isn't it? They can't understand personal preferences, despite having them. In even this case of somebody who thinks Filipinas are hotter than Japanese, he buys into the /pol/ tier ideology that personal sexual preferences must be connected to ideological values...

It's disappointing and tiring, but what can we expect?

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she is so beautiful guys

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>>43364252
...yh

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>that elevator scene in midv-190
her outfit alone making my dick diamond

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>>43364252
>>43364269
>>43364319
can't wait to watch MIDV-288 sirs (it's technically out already, im just planning to watch it in a few days)

she's incredible in these playful seductive POV titles. the ones from her Honnaka days are the absolute purest and highest calibre of kino

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Nao Jinguuji is very cute and I wish one day I could have sex with her.

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>>43363430
are you joking

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Ichika Matsumoto is very cute and I wish one day I could watch romcoms with her.

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are the subtitles on zenra net available elsewhere?

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>>43364391
have a mega with 28k+ chink subs
https://mega.nz/file/3IMBDYxT#3v_pFm1zqypEVRUtbGHYVudUMK3CaUkvSUZdTWtKCKo

use deepl to translate it to whatever you need

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Nozomi Ishihara is very cute and I wish one day I could watch her adult videos together with her.

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>>43364432
What is Nozomi's phenotype? She's clearly got the jap look but isn't too asian looking, if it makes sense. No super skinny eyes or squirrel cheeks. I want my kids to have those genes.

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>>43364491
fridge

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>>43364491
"poor man's ibuki" phenotype

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>>43364432
who did it better?

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>>43364532
I love Aoi Ibuki with every fiber of my body but no Ibukibro would be mean to Nozomi, this has to be a falseflag. Nozobukis stand together

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>>43364562
unironically Frankfurt
he has Developer Tools after all

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>>43364532
Aoi has some nice features (her hair is perfection), but her eyes are a little small and her face shape can lead to less flattering looks like this.

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>>43364613
>Less flattering
Nta but pic not related? Because she looks amazing there, or did you mean to post a different one?

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>>43364512
Cute body

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>>43364562
Sir, you surely asked this question in a jesting manner? How could a madam, who lacks the body part in question, possibly know better how to please it than a sir who has been playing with his own for many years? Just compare both by their actions. While the madam certainly means well, she undeniably has a mischiefous look on her face and uses unnatural movements for the sausage. Now the sir in comparison has a look full of passion, trying his best to caress the sausage from the bottom of his heart. While there is room for argument, I personally would say to leave the professional handling of sausages to a sir since he will probably do a better, more experienced job generally speaking. And this is coming from a sir who certainly doesn't plan to partake in homoerotic endeavours, but wishes his ochinpo would get the Yu Shinoda treatment of JUFE-417

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Recommend me good (and currently active) anal sluts please

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>>43364658
i would totally partake with this cute boy

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>>43364613
Jesus almighty that leg gap, that's pure sex

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with it being golden week, i wonder if we'll still get the bookmate rankings tomorrow

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>>43364837
>>43364658
I repeat, do not lick a spoon full of condensed milk while watching duds cum on her face and imagine yourself cumkissing her, don't do it

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>>43364867
don't tell me what to do (or what not to do)
sir

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>>43364760
Ayaka Mochizuki
Arisu Otsu
can't think of any others who consistently produce as many anal flicks

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does ayumi shinoda have any cum swallow scenes? i've only been able to find vrtm-134 and dvdes-871

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i wonder if the host of the FAQ is still an active and regular sir
as far as i can tell, the most recent updates correspond to R18's closure back in October
the preview/release schedules for the studios mentioned aren't fully accurate either

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>>43364760
Suzune Kyouka

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>>43364413
Thanks, I like having context with enf

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>>43364888
highly recommend BBI-202
https://javtrailers.com/video/bbi00202

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>>43364649
Ok, she's decent but her eyes still look a bit off in this shot and angle. Also, dat ear. Sorry for late reply, was busy.

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I literally can't stop thinking about JAV.
I'm not even joking anymore. This is serious.

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Do you think Sora Aoi, the JAV legend, is aware that the infamous incest manga AkiSora had a similarly named character (though with a different kanji)?

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For me? It's the complete opposite and opposite of thigh gap.

I need total thigh contact.

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>>43364951
JAVjunkies... that's what we are.

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>>43365009
that's reo, right?
i want her to keep acquiring mass


forever

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>>43364252
did she fuck him?

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For me, as an unlicensed Javbus driver, a Javlibrary janitor, a Javguru therapist, a recovering Javjunkie, salaryman, two-bit aroma planner, B-list Semi-Faux-Coomer, JAV is my life.

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>>43365037
Yes, I'm so glad she's back
>keep acquiring mass
I think she's trying. Check out her latest trailer (webm unrelated)
https://javtrailers.com/video/juny00091

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>>43365037
national geographic may be more your speed

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ok, are we going to pretend this doesn't exist?

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>>43365088
ive got it

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>>43365009
>>43365076
jesus
MORE!!!

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>>43365037
I dunno chief, I liked her a lot but she's going into a territory that I'm not into

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>>43365088
their fault for pretending her moles don't exist

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>>43365088
idk what you are talking about, officer

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japanese girls shouldn't be fat

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>>43365076
>gigantic oiled up sweaty squirting fat slampig
I'm living in the good timeline after all

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Jav put me in the sex ofender list

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>>43365076
her jav covers are always really mesmerizing to look at
sex with her must feel like a religious experience

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>now Spankbang censors "schoolgirl", "school uniform", "JK", "sailor unform", etc. even when logged in
>even Google has started to censor any adult content when searching such terms, though for now the censorship is incomplete
Since when do they do this?! School uniform isn't illegal when she's an adult, and if it's not something explicit then even if she isn't! I believe in a conspiracy theory that they do this with the intent of pushing men with the normal attraction to schoolgirls to pursue this attraction in real life and break the law by sexually harassing them, so that they can point at us and say "see, we knew it's impossible to like schoolgirls but still act appropriately around them in real life". This is unacceptable. I will NOT sexually harass schoolgirls!

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>>43365160
It's OVER! Even Google and Spankbang are out to get us!

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>>43365155
>a religious experience
yeah like a baptism in lard

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>>43365171
Even my MOTHER knows it's normal for men to think school uniforms are erotic.

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>>43365130
A japanese woman should have a healthy body. Fat around her hips, thighs, ass, and breast. A little chubby tummy doesn't hurt either.

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>>43365282
Hooe your mom gets gangraped

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if they had school uniforms in western countries, teenage girls wouldn't be taking puberty blockers and testosterone

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I see real bait hours are here again...

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>>43365334
Stop turning them into white pigs. Next thing you'll be forcing them to wear sweatpants and other unflattering clothes.

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>>43365334
stomach fat is always unhealthy

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>>43365363
i noticed sundays are always weird for /jav/ but have no logical explanation for it

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>>43365379
tourists

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>>43365379
American kids who were forced to go to church.

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>>43365379
tourists get bored and come here
just follow /jav/ protocol and ignore

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>>43365368
If it makes them more comfy and chill, sure!

>>43365370
Bro, it's just a tiny bit of pudge. Not an obese whale.

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semi-gordas are delicious!

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>>43365452
Reo started ok, but now is too much, her purple stretch marks are proof of it

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You just want Japan to turn into the next American Samoa. Look up the latter's obesity rates.

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>>43364246
>For them, it's unacceptable if somebody is not "pure" despite their own desire to "breed" them.
Yes, there's no logical inconsistency in that. They are attracted to purely bred and raised Japanese women and that is what they are here to masturbate to. This type of thing sounds good on your smug twitter posts in your echo chamber but when confronted with reality not so much. It's like going to a futa thread on /d/ and telling them futa doesn't exist in real life.

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>>43364432
Maybe in the future but for now we'll have to make due with MIDE-984 and SOIM-008

>>43364491
With the blonde/redhead haircolor she looks kinda white. Probably some Ainu-Russo DNA in her tree somewhere.

>>43364532
Brain Damaged take rooted in the loss of facial recognition ability from sort of head trauma (hope you get better)

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anyone got that webm of plump semi-hags sucking popsicles while sweating in an old-time japanese house?

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>>43365520
>calls halfs disgusting, mutts, etc.
>wants to "breed" more halfs
>no logical inconsistency

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>>43365550
Again that is not logically inconsistent at all. He probably gets off to the idea of making hafus, for fuck's sake. Stop trying to apply your retarded morals to a porn thread.

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>>43365545
Hana is a Quasi™ at most IMO but Rin is Classic™ at least kek

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>>43364575
Moodyz please. The streets need a sequel.

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>>43365595
>barely contained tummies
wew lad

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>>43365586
How is it not logically inconsistent if they don't want hafus to even exist, but want to make more hafus? It's nothing but logically inconsistent.

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>>43365595
look at that timber
just imagine the woodwork it went through

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>>43365537
You bought that video didn't you. The trailer has placeholder images.

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>>43365639
Maybe he would wear a condom
Maybe he imagines himself as a Japanese man
Maybe he gets off to the idea of corrupting a pure Japanese woman and making her produce hafus
Maybe he simply ignores the fact that he'd produce hafus altogether

Why do you care so much?

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fuck this thread
*hits the eject button*

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Maki Hojo could make millions selling her faces online...

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>>43365595
>rin okae is getting some sort of surgery related to her fat; probably bariatric
hagsirs....

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>>43365715
>her character development is moving backwards

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>>43365740
pic related

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>>43365672
Nah I got it by typing the code without the hyphen, adding (dot)hd and going to the link with the Thai characters on it. It has most of the other soims too.

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>>43365740
>character development
As a fully qualified, board-certified, published, peer-reviewed, fully-licensed, industry accredited, chartered, registered, commissioned, legally authorised, council-approved, classically trained, maximum clearance, full attendance /jav/ thread regular, I understood this reference.

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>>43365685
Do you not understand that we're talking about /abt/cels? Do you not know what that stands for? It's "Asian BREEDING Thread". Their stated purpose is to "save the white race via the wombs of Asian women", and they only come to /jav/ to racebait. Some are delusional and think their kids will actually be white because they think Asians are white, and others just want to genocide Asians because they hate Asians. If this is news to you, where have you been? Their spam here shouldn't be news to any regulars.
>Why do you care so much?
Because they shit up /jav/ with racebait. Some of us just want to post about JAV and not have to argue about /pol/ shit. The problem is that if we only ignore them, they spam even more blatant racebait and tourists think that's what this thread is like.

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>>43365809
Occasional lurker and don't care about your cross board drama. And yes you are part of the problem.

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>>43365809
You are part of the problem.
Look how much attention you give them, you are clearly salty and butthurted from all this and they love it.
So, please, try to me more mature and just ignore them, eventually they WILL get tired and move on, just like all the baiters tourist that find /jav/

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>>43365843
Uhh we said the same thing lole

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>>43365838
based

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>>43365838
>>43365843
Yeah, wanting /jav/ to be about JAV is being "part of the problem".

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>>43365874
Clearly you don't want it to be about jav since you argue with them instead of reporting and hiding their posts

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>>43365761
Now I'm embarrassed. Tried finding it in October and came up dry but now there's a link. Thanks sugar.

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>>43365838
>cross board drama
there is no "cross board drama", just schizos thinking ""they"" are trying to disrupt this general when in reality nobody cares about anything
most regular posters, like me, don't care and don't even think about all that stuff
We just want to cum and feel good.

>>43365874
Your approach to fix the problem is shallow and juvenile.
By bickering with them you are giving them fuel to turn this place into another /tv/(where people react to everything like retards [and like you]). These people feed on (you)s and butthurt, and you fell for their trap like a dumb retard.
Be mature and just ignore. This has been working for years. /JAV/ doesn't need "heroes" like you. (sorry for the harshness, you but need to hear this)

Oldest rule of the internet: don't feed the trolls.

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>>43365910
Jannies are on their side, that's been clear ever since the thread that devolved into /pol/ posts about India. I think the thread before that was the last one where reporting posts that break the rules actually did something.

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>>43365874
your heart is in the right place but you're taking this board far too seriously. reeling off paragraphs in response to the trolls derails the thread and ruins the comfy vibe

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>>43365946
>>43365972
How was I supposed to know it was a racebaiter pretending to be a tourist? The post I replied to seemed in good faith, just uninformed about the spam.

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>>43365946
based and well-adjusted take
i, too, am an ignoreCHAD

my only complaint is that sirs keep missing my hot, (You)-worthy posts because of all the shit in the way

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>>43365916
I want to do winter related activities with her if you're catch my drift

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>>43365995
maybe I'm too jaded but I will automatically assume bad faith and ignore anything that has even the slightest odour of shenanigans and also immediately try to post more JAV-related conversation starters/do a quick scan of earlier posts and earnestly reply to stuff I've missed
I do not engage at all with non-sirs; you could say my conversation has an exclusivity contract with the sirs

to all sirs: please make your ELECTRIC TRANSFER to this same approach for both the health of this general and for your own sanity

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>>43365610
I want bob cuts to be the dominant hairstyle in the world. Downside is that I will need a doctor all the time because of my permanant boner.

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>>43365995
sometimes it's pretty easy to tell the real intentions by the question and by how they frame it, specially when it involves race (some baiters say the most "innocent" thing just to get the topic going).
when real baiter posts, they can't hide their intentions and the contrast between a /jav/bro posting is very different to a mean tourist

just ignore and give it time, soon you will see the results, these people have low attention-span and they move on fast

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>>43366057
if everybody is bobbed, nobody is bobbed

please think carefully about the wisdom i have shared with you today

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>>43366036
>>43366063
That's probably the best approach, I guess I give people the benefit of the doubt too much because it's needed professionally even when it gets insane. Hard to turn off that mindset, but I'll keep in mind that bad faith should be assumed even if something seems good faith. Unfortunate if it leads to missed opportunities for interesting JAV posting, though.
>>43366100
Based.

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>>43366139
proto-remu?
she looks cute, more please

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>nonracebait
>Constant whining about Korean plastic and Dr. Kim
>racebait
>Everything else
Am I getting this right?

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>>43366198
wakarimasen

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>>43366152
>Unfortunate if it leads to missed opportunities for interesting JAV posting, though.
i think a lot of /jav/ regulars feel the same way and that's why we use a lot of "humour/lightness/silliness" (even if some find it cringe).
baiters don't like humour because they want the opposite of it, BUT if you bring the topic to a more humour-sided angle, you disarm the venom in the topic and take alway the baiter's fangs
this general does that a lot, subconsciously


>>43366198
>Constant whining about Korean plastic and Dr. Kim
how can you not see that all the "whining " is in good-faith and just for laughs? are you on the spectrum, dear?
you sound like the autist who thought all the "they are out yo get us" shenanigans were serious

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>>43366223
So JAV, one of your passions, is one big joke to you huh?

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we need more BLACKED JAV...

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talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill; or however the saying goes...

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>>43366036
>to all sirs
good day to you too dear sir. please transfer boobs and vagene to [e-mail]

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>>43366253
sir where the FUCK is your chinpo??!!!?!!!

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>>43366223
good take
also on the point of "missed opportunities" as >>43366152 says, i feel like even when regulars can't always immediately discern bad faith of others, we can usually intuitively only bring up topics that are in-line with /jav/posting ourselves i.e. when something really is in good faith, it's usually obvious to another regular


>inb4 plebbit
we aren't downboat lynching anybody or even overtly content policing but it's honestly on newfrens and bad faith tourists to learn and realise posting bottom-of-the-barrel baitshit gets ignored

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>>43366264
Not Plebbit, but you're not much different from a Discord server.

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>>43366282

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>>43366333
>triangular nostrils
>AIIIEEEEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT KOREAN PLASTIC SURGERY
also checked

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>>43366333
the duck and Sumire is my favorite duo nowdays
thanks to the anon who posted them

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>>43366223
Well, in my case, to be honest, I'm serious when I complain about plastic surgery. Dr Kim is just the manifestation of my hate, now if such doctor does exist and is also Korean, I do not know but also do not care, whoever he is and whatever his nationality may be I just hope he dies a slow and painful death and suffers for all eternity in hell

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>>43366353
jav and sir is my
favorite duo nowadays
thanks to the anon who
posted them

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>>43366353
Mmm Sumire seems to have a cute button nose, you know what that means...5...4...3...2...

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>>43366368
when there's the JAV equivalent of the nuremberg trials, dr kim will hang for crimes against humanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366353
ichika has had a lot of good partners, but sumire is her best so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366407
better than ichika nagano?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366407
sumire looks so hot here, much more attractive than how she's often made to look after a bunch of filters and airbrushing etc
also dimples are surprisingly rare in jav

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366223
>>43366264
Good points, I don't want to prolong an argument so I'll just post this pic of Aoi Tsukasa where if you look at the way her panties dig into her meat, it's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366353
>>43366407
i watched their 2 titles together and they NEVER kiss tongue-tongue

I'm angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366432
She used to be so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366407
>>43366420
as a hagchad, even i find Sumire hot and especially in this webm. if i had to guess why, maybe it's because her rori energy isn't too strong here despite still looking youthful obviously and wearing a school uniform (maybe it's because she's standing next to the duck? I'm not sure)

regardless, she is an underrated treasure of /jav/ and the fact that she has had a Madonna entry even at her young age is surely a seal of approval on her performance skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366439
they have more than 2
try LZDM-054

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366478
>hag attire
YAMEROOOOOO!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366432
>>43366451
SSNI-231 Tsukasa is peak Tsukasa

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366451
i dont even watch her s1 releases

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366478
she is going to be great hag
eve she was taller, she would be the best hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366513
sorry i typed with 1one hand

[Anonymous No.]

they are Hagfying the youngsters. they are going too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366496
didn't you read my post, sir? her talents have already been noticed by Madonna
it's only a matter of time

>>43366513
agreed
that said I also feel like her build/proportions/just overall shape makes her look much taller than other girls around her height. she is very graceful

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366528
her blowjobs are so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366528
also, just noticed
>JUQ-178
>categories: mature woman
>there was a time in the not-too-distant past when people thought the Hag Ripeness Classification System™ (patents pending) was unnecessary autism

Apologise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366528
>mature tag already

WTF

[Anonymous No.]

>mature

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366528
I also want to make her splash all over me if you understand my meaning

[Anonymous No.]

Let young girls enjoy their youth. Let natural run its course

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366575
But is not even winter...

[Anonymous No.]

So, the maturation of Sumire Kuramoto has begun!

[Anonymous No.]

>they got Nao, and now Sumire
They can't keep getting away with it!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366575
what the FUCK is that supposed to mean sir

>>43366577
as a hagchad i agree
at MOST maybe a young married couple + father-in-law scenario or sister-in-law. her acting is good enough to sell the childhood sweetheart hitozuma role

>>43366602
there are machinations that not even the hagchads are privy to. this is an unexpected development

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366592
no but it's the rainy season haha

>>43366629
i just wanna get DRENCHED

[Anonymous No.]

how could we let this happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366643
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366651
>cable knit cardigan/knitwear
rori uniform

>smooth cardigan/knitwear
HAG ATTIRE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366666
unholy quints of esoteric knitwear truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366198
yayoi vs jomon doesn't count even though its literally suggesting Japs are superior to other east asians even though all rook same

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366198
sexo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366568
did someone say post dances?

left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right,...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366696
dog bless akarin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366685
>yayoi vs jomon
it's outdated and depreciated terminology and inherently flawed dichotomy lacking subtlety and sophistication

recent developments in anthropological science have meant sirs now prefer the condiment face system!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366711
jesuit crisco imagine the intense acidity of her saliva!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366711
BASED

i bet even her saliva tastes like vinegary miso

[Anonymous No.]

i made the jomon vs yayoi post as a facetious throwaway shitpost in the last thread
cant believe its still being mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366666
dios mios

[Anonymous No.]

Now I have a diamond boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366725
i see you have embraced doing kegels while edging sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366711
What condiment face does my autistic queen have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366696
>>43366707
a true master at work
her movements just have an easy fluency and effortless efficiency

>>43366727
remember to supplement with reverse kegels while "off duty" too, sirs!

[Anonymous No.]

surprised akari doesn't have a youtube channel doing kpop dance covers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366728
ginger and garlic paste!
>>43366730
i like to think regular squatting/romanian deadlifting is somewhat enough, kegels can genuinely be tiring haha(though the muscular fatigue i acquire from them is more akin to discomfort that what i feel during lifting)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366728
maybe shoyu + salt?

>>43366739
i think she sometimes dances on tiktok? at least i've seen them reposted on youtube by indonesians or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366746
you sure sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366742
reverse kegels are for relaxing an overly tight pelvic floor, nothing to do with strength (which, as you accurately say, should already be met by your workouts and regular kegels)
i just want the best for your chinpo health, sir!
kegels = strengthen the muscles
reverse kegels = relax the muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366696
>>43366707

[Anonymous No.]

Everytime I post about streamfags being scum of the earth and mentally ill hoarderbros being based people always get mad and think im serious.
/jav/ truly is autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366728
mainly mayo, she looks derpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366769
im off the fkin rails sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNGn9TWwO7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMtQXTBCiKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmMjJB_56Oc
https://www.youtube.com/@akari5628/videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK1Se6eyZvI

none of them are official channels! the only official channel she has is the one she shares with Aipan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0KDnb79-qU&

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366774
halp
and yes I got no driver letters left :^(

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366798
...i kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366774
>>43366798
what % of your collections have you sirs watched?
what % of your collections could you say you actually love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366798
>M: Karry
Sir? Why isn't it Marry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366779
damn she's so good

>>43366811
sir can't bear to think or be reminded about marriage anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366798
jesus ronaldinho gaucho...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366811
mistype I just noticed. its fixed now sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366810
prefer not to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366825
you're among frens (sirs)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43362255
who is this? she's pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366798
is this you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366728
long-lost siblings

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366728
>>43366844

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366728
the soul of Mayo
the face and body of Shoyu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366842
didn't he gave up 2 threads later? KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366839
Lemon Tanaka, formerly Karen Kaede
got some bad plastic surgery shortly before her first retirement but seems to have returned looking better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366842
no, I'd have used this version for such a post, sorry sir

young me set out to ddl all javs of Nao Ayuakawa and did. After that its one girl/studio etc after another

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366866
art is never finished
merely abandoned

i trust in the sir's vision

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366844
>>43366854
imagine forcing her into all kinds of high-difficulty yoga poses and stretches haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366839
>>43366877
forgot picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366891
you're fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366891
based mobility enthusiast

[Anonymous No.]

ha ha imagine having hundreds of terabytes of jav. who could possibly do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366989
and always fapping to the same dozen ones... haha what are they called /jav/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366844
>>43366854
>>43366728
Imagine getting both these girls together for kirakira video like blk-611 haha
It would be the most awkward jav of all time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366798
>>43366774
based hoarderbros
I have a 5th jav hard drive with 4tb but it keeps disconnecting everytime I play a game. I don't know if its failing or not.
Also over 1tb of my C drive is jav waiting to be sorted and put on the other hard drives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366810
I've only watched like 2-5% of my jav but I know that it all sparks joy in my life so I will never let go

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367083
others may say you're delusional but I think you're based
sometimes it's not just about streamlining and trimming. there's a beauty in something -a collection- that simply just Is.

I personally prefer the middle way for my own collection though, a little bit of curation rather than downloading absolutely everything under the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367138
The only thing I do is download every single video that comes out from any girl that I like. The problem is that I follow like 100 girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I have watched at least one scene of all my 20 GB jav because everytime I dl something I watch at least one scene of it. Mostly thanks to my three screens

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367138
No one can download everything. It would take multiple petabytes for just what's on DMM. 1PB = 50x20TB hard drives. One 20TB hard drive is $268.79 at the lowest according to camelcamel. That's over $13k. This is the burden all hoarders must bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367203
>watching jav one one screen, doing your taxes on the other, shitposting on /jav/ on the other all at the same time
Now THIS is the lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367202
So would you say you do it out of a desire for completeness in your collection or is it a sense of FOMO?
I follow a ton of actresses too but I regularly skip releases if it doesn't appeal to my tastes (e.g. I don't watch reipu, don't like stuff with more than one dude despite having developed the multi-person self-insertion powers, etc). I'm guessing you'd download it anyway even if something is not to your tastes

>>43367203
You mean you've watched 1 scene for each and every title in your collection?
>20 GB
did you mean TB?

>>43367240
Kek thanks for doing the calculations sir


Maybe this is a bit morbid but has anyone thought about their "exit plan" for their JAV collections? It seems like a disservice to humanity to just destroy everything/let everything crumble away
There should be a charitable organisation that accepts donations of JAV collections from those nearing the end of life and run servers to seed them for perpetuity

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366779
Bunnygirl suits are so damn hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367064
This is mental illness
The "jav style™®" promotes mentally ill behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367369
both. I would like to have complete sets of every girl I like and I could never settle for streaming or sub 1080p rips with chinese watermarks all over the place which is what happens if you dont download a jav torrent within 6 months of release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367369
>charitable organisation that accepts donations of JAV collections from those nearing the end of life and run servers to seed them for perpetuity
KEK i would donate to this
i know my future offspring would squander their many TBs of inheritance anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367369
Yeah 20TB, I brain farted

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367369
>>43367467
DMM-employed agent saboteurs would blow up the headquarters

[Anonymous No.]

Oils it. Preservers it. Masturbates it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMtQXTBCiKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaXX1rRdZh8

I assume these were shot on the set of that DPMI movie of hers.
I love that movie, she's great and the outfits are absolutely amazing.
>That way too small skirt, sheer pantyhose and high heels
HGNNN

[Anonymous No.]

JAV is the only thing that keeps me going.

[Anonymous No.]

/JAV/ is the only thing that keeps me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367482
the shiny headquarters for The Lifestyle Foundation would just be a front
the real data centres containing dead sirs' collections are at a top secret underground location on the India-Pakistan border

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367507
that skirt is comically short and I cant stop laughing at it to find it sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367508
based
>>43367518
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367507
Akarin is insanely hot goddamn, I still remember the days when her looks would be made fun of here
And thanks for the code, sir. don't know how I missed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367588
I'm a sucker for the DPMI series, but this one is definitely great.

There's something hot about her giving a little dance before getting railed the hell out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367639
It's a great code/sublabel
Butts and legs are a great focus to have + I'm a fan of the occasional POV stuff they sprinkle into their titles
I wish they upped their output. The recent -080 was great. Asami was a Madonna debut but freelancing nowadays. Pretty tall with great legs and has a great classy look

[Anonymous No.]

/jav/ saved my life

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know Ideapocket have been sitting on a batch of 8k VR films that were due out in February? Crazy but true.

[Anonymous No.]

for the anons who have seen all the javs

are there any studios that you think are particularly good or particularly bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367889
vr bros... What headset do you guys use?
I have an oculus quest 1 but the quality is shit and in know recent headsets have much higher resolution. Plus I have to stream anything over 4k because it wont run natively without lagging but then it sometimes studders

[Anonymous No.]

>>43365915
The same thing happened to me I think. Searched for it and came up empty and few months later searched for it on a whim and there it was. It was originally uploaded by one of those premiumlink sites so maybe it got requested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366779
absolute chad of a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367993
Everyone hates s1 here but they are just porn addicts who cant stand vanilla. There's a reason they are so popular. The only studio I hate is SOD. Also this is blasphemous to say on /jav/ but I kinda dislike Madonna because 99% of what they make is dramas and when you follow an exclusive girl for them it ends up being the same type of shit for years

[Anonymous No.]

i don't want sexo

i want to be loved despite the fact i'm a complete failure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368085
That hits hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43364925
>https://javtrailers.com/video/bbi00202
i've seen this but she doesn't actually swallow any cum in it, just a lot of cumplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368081
s1 has some qts
aika yumeno and miru are standouts for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368081
I don't get the SOD hate. SOD star is just SOD's answer to S1.
SOD create, rocket and natural high are all part of the soul of JAV. It wouldn't be the same without them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368081
S1 used to be good now they're just boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368085
>>43368098
Sexo can drain the weight in a sir's balls, but it cannot fill the void in a sir's heart.

[Anonymous No.]

do you like she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368196

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAHHH Cropbro is back ruuun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43364925
>6.37GB would take less than an hour to download
>1.69GB would take at least 24 hours to download
Budgetbros...

[Anonymous No.]

Inshallah my brothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368284
>you will never be a millionaire Saudi prince who gets to get whatever jav whore you want sent to your place to fuck all day
Honestly why life bros?

[Anonymous No.]

I want mentally ill Saya back...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366478
>>43366496
>>43366513
>>43366528
>>43366651
Madonna's gunning for her now huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366685
>even though all rook same
Is this racebait? Honest question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368500
we should put it to a strawpoll

[Anonymous No.]

>>43363151
I wonder what happened to Leah Dizon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368308
Why not wish to be a Japanese or Korean man or is that too weebish around here and you have to default to conventionally unappealing men for this unconventional site?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368545
you on the spectrum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368557
You aren't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368567
that's classified

[Anonymous No.]

With the obsession with phenotypes/flavors, this is how all /jav/ post would look like in a few years.

>>43366798
>>43366774
>>43367064
No offence intended but I'm wondering what's the thought process for downloading a title for you sirs.

>>43366883
We gotta keep track of the high-brow stuff that passes through this thread.

>>43366810
I came here to laugh not feel

>>43367508
>>43367518
Based and Simulacra-pilled

>>43367889
Were they gonna release them all at the same time? Was there a reason for it?

>>43367993
I think studios that focus on one single simple thing are good (Dream Ticket, Jackson, Diego). As for the opposite, not necessarily bad but I haven't checked out IdeaPocket in a few years since they've been replaced in my brain with Premium.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368771
goborin-chan....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368081
I didn't hate S1 back when their top actresses still did reipu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366879
>Nao Ayukawa
Based. Going to watch DASD-099 now.

[Anonymous No.]

I am looking for a specific jav I hope someone on here can help, its a tentacle jav but the ending has the woman pregnant and giving a clothed bj to a tentacle i never had a code for it and it was removed from the site I watched it on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366063
code for the screenshot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368542
she married some dude and pop out a few kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368905
literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43369192
you got married and popped out a few kids?

[Anonymous No.]

This was pretty jumpin' for a lazy Sunday thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43363995
But Taku raping white American women in the JAV films was based. There is just something about a fat ugly old man fucking a cute young Hollywood looking blonde that makes my pee pee so hard.

Also some types of cosplay JAV you need a non Japanese woman to play them. Like how alot of the American Nerds fantasize about fucking Japanese women, many Japanese nerds fantasize about fucking white women.

As for male actors of other races in JAV, I don't see the point, I thought this was meant to be marketed to Japanese men. So the foreign women are understandable but foreign men, idk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43369463
you killed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43366900
ah, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368542
she had a kid with her hairdresser and married him cause she was lonely in japan or something then her career in japan flopped so she moved back to america after she got divorced cause he cheated on her or something. No idea what's she's doing now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43370062
forgot to mention that I was obsessed with her in high school. She was so hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43370068
Same here. I remember thinking she was one of the most beautiful jap I ever seen but now looking back, she actually looks just like your average hapa.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaori Saejima always saves me when there's no good looking models to fap to which has been increasingly occuring lately. Very nice body and lewd back without being vulgar and most of her doggy scenes are gold especially in POV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368196
Momo is one of my favs yeah
I wish everysay she goes back to her debut and early stuff weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43368542
I fap to Riri Nanatsumori because somehow she reminds me of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43365761
>>43368061
Are these movies translated?
Guess it's better if you can understand her reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43367064
>failing or not
sounds like usb bus saturation. Are they connected directly to your motherboard via usb or sata? Is the game on the same hdd as the jav?

I had something similar when stablebit scanner was checking the hdd health in the background, once I was heavy loading the hdd it was nonresponsive and seemed death. I had 9 hdd connected to the same usb hub back then.

[Anonymous No.]

New
>>43370690
>>43370690
>>43370690

[Anonymous No.]

>>43370694
SIR ITS STILL PAGE 9 YOU BLOODY BENCHOD!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43371170
it was definitely on page 10 (and had been for a while) when i made it
dunno what happened, fren (sir)

the universe works in mysterious ways

also
do NOT disrespect me
and
do not cite the Deep Rules to me, sir. I was there when it was written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43371207
>narnia reference on /jav/
>lion jav
wtf kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43371207
>there's an animal involved
>it's risa murakami
everytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>43370195
Isn't she American/Flip??

[Anonymous No.]

Youre all mentally ill porhoarders...