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Hey /jp/ I have this adorable kitten (which I don't know the gender yet) and thought about giving him/her a cute little Japanese name. Only concern is that I can't decide by myself!

I first thought about posting on /b/ but I did not wanted to call him/her nigger.... Hope you understand!

involuntary nb4 nigger >.>

Anyway If you guys could help me find a nice name (please specify both gender is you can and source/meaning of the name =))

Have a nice day /jp/

Note: it's the one on the left!

>> No.4335397

neko-chan

>> No.4335400

>get the fuck out nigger

>> No.4335401

How about "nigger"?

>> No.4335403

OP Here.

That;s what I feared. >.>

>> No.4335404

name him goku

>> No.4335406

ニガーちゃんどう?

>> No.4335408

or inuyasha, either way people will hear your cats name and associate it with a person as terrible as you so it has no hope anyways.

>> No.4335414

>>4335408

Not going to call him/her inuyasha because it will make me think about the lowest lamefag on /jp/ which is you =)

>> No.4335442

Kuronbo-chan

>> No.4335471

OP need moar jp names D:

>> No.4335483

>>4335471
Nobody wants to name your cat fag.
You are better off skinning it alive and making it into a shoe, if you can't even think of a name for it yourself.

>> No.4335488

>>4335483

hur hur

>> No.4335497
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4335497

Kougan-gan. That's a nice name for a fuzzy little friend who's going to be around you for the rest of your life.

>> No.4335513

>which I don't know the gender yet
Can't gather your courage and see does it have balls or no?

Name it VN. Short and Japan-related. You would be able to call for your cat even being dead drunk. Marvelous, isn't it?

>> No.4335511

Tama-chan.

>> No.4335526

>>4335513

I've seen the kitten and all but I don't own him/her yet - I have yet to get a phone call of my step brother about it.

I haven't really bothered since I did not know I would get him/her. D:

>> No.4335541

>>4335526
You should see how it feels to fuck a kitten in the ass.

>> No.4335543

>>4335541

I'll leave that to you. You seem to have quite a wonderful time thinking about that kind of thing.

>> No.4335546

>>4335543
You should take yourself in to get neutered the same day it gets neutered.

>> No.4335547

>>4335546

ugh... anyway...

>> No.4335550

>>4335547
Anyways, I bet you've thought of shoving the entire kitten into your asshole.

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4335555

Normally I'd quote the thing you said that makes me feel the need to post one of these, but there's just so many things wrong here I'm not sure it would be safe to put them in one post.

>> No.4335559

>>4335555
Maybe you should take a knife and start cutting along its ribs as it mewls pitifully, then cut open its soft tender flesh as it squirms and cries, and tear its insides apart, then stomp on it.

>> No.4335563

>>4335555
Also maybe you should get out of /jp/ and go post your attention whore shit in /b/, after gutting a kitten that probobly regrets ever being born due to you.

>> No.4335566

ぬっこぬっこ~、 ぬこぬこ、 ぬこ ♪
ぬっこぬっこ~、 ぬこぬこ、 ぬこ ♪

>> No.4335570

fagballs

>> No.4335577
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4335577

Drop dead eajy~ eajy~

>> No.4335581

>>4335559
>>4335563
You fucking retard I'm calling out the OP on his dumbshit.

Dumbass.

>> No.4335586

>>4335581
Gonna call you out on your own terrible shit, Its not like you are any better than the OP, so you belong in /b/ too.

>> No.4335588

Biscuit.

>> No.4335614

DOG

>> No.4335619

Go back to gaia online you nigger.

>> No.4335620

Nipah

>> No.4335644

manko in a good name. it means full child and it is a slang for cats made popular in the 60's.

>> No.4335655

>>4335644
Seconding this, name your kitten Manko and get out.

>> No.4335660

manko

>> No.4335672
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4335672

俺は猫でござる

I suggest to your cat that it should be called "small-cat"

>> No.4335684

>>4335672
and of course in proper 日本語 accent
"smooru kyatto"

>> No.4335698

>>4335644
wwwwwwwwwwww
it also means a pussy/vagina

>> No.4335765

>>4335698
no vagina is joseiki 女性器 (じょせいき)

>> No.4335769

>>4335511
this

>> No.4335789

>>4335765
真婿 isu vagina too

>> No.4335810
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4335810

I can't believe no one has said this yet.

Name it Chen.

>> No.4335826

One of our kittens is called Luna. Nobody does even notice the weeaboo origin.

>> No.4335853

>>4335826
I had a cat named Luna too.

>> No.4335862

>>4335810
this is about as /jp/ as you are gonna get

>> No.4335876

"The pleasure of being cummed inside"

>> No.4335916

How can you not know the cat's goddamn gender? Look at its fucking crotch, does it have a pussy or balls?

>> No.4335954

name it cirno and put it in the freezer to use as an onahole later

>> No.4335995

>>4335389
2 of both

>> No.4336007

how can you not know the gender of the cat? just flip it around and check it.

>> No.4336029

Back to /b/ please

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