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43348436 No.43348436 [Reply] [Original]

What seems to be the problem, anon?

>> No.43349001

I've had an erection lasting longer than 5 hours doc... I think I'll die soon if it doesn't end...

>> No.43349026

I seem to have an excess of vitamin D, can I give some to you?

>> No.43349115
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43349115

TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS

>> No.43349711

boobs too small

>> No.43349727

doctor doctor
give me the news

>> No.43349827

doctor, the balls get hard too

>> No.43352975
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>>43349001
You have a very severe Erectile Dysfunction anon, please take Testosterone Therapy or you will die

>> No.43355223

>>43348436
Doc... my daily dose... i need it.

>> No.43356906
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>>43348436
I don't like his cowe doujinshi, give me more P-cup doctor

>> No.43356954

>>43356906
I am still waiting warmly to see the quintuplets her husband impregnated her with.

>> No.43357316
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43357316

The bone doctor...

>> No.43357428
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>>43357316
added a cape

>> No.43357524

>>43357316
>>43357428
The Medic is a spy!

>> No.43357547

>>43357428
The hat is just the cherry on the cake here.

>> No.43360048

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES, SAWBONES

>> No.43367403
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43367403

P-Cup OVA when?

>> No.43367417

>>43348436
>go to doctor with nosebleed
>leave with nosebleed

>> No.43367426
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>>43367403
Her braid should be bigger.
One of the reasons Eirin is so erotic is the knee-length hair. This is unacceptable and insulting.

Good image otherwise, 9/10

>> No.43367433

>>43367417
inoperable esthesioneuroblastoma

>> No.43367439

Didn't Mr. husband knock up the rabbit as well?

>> No.43367447

>>43367439
With nonuplets no less!

>> No.43367460

>>43348436
I need calcium

>> No.43370220

>>43367439
>>43367447
Now Reisen has lots of kids and Eirin should have at least six!

>> No.43376315
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>>43367426

>> No.43376351
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>>43376315
You know, as heretical as this might sound, medium breasts tag seems to have a good balance between horny and disproportionate.

>> No.43379412
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>>43376351
medium breasts are great, especially medium breasts paizuri.

>> No.43380517

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107733431

>> No.43381890
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>>43379412
Eirin has caved to temptation and is now trying to mask her age like Yukari.
It's not like 17-year olds have white hair though...

>> No.43382005

>>43348436
Insomnia, but other than that I would like to think I am rather healthy.

>> No.43383008
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>>43381890
She simply dyed her hair white because she thought it would look cool. What a silly, busty teenager!

>> No.43383132

i want to sniff the doc's bra

>> No.43385751

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107746506
God I wish I was Reisen

>> No.43390306
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>>43383132
I'm going to get a Hidden Flower from her.

>> No.43390446

>>43348436
Doctor! Hit charge!

>> No.43396350

>>43390446
Nein!

>> No.43396486

Get behind me doctor!

>> No.43399826

>>43382005
Take some butterfly dream pills like Alice.

>> No.43403971
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43403971

The cutest bunny.

>> No.43403985

Nothing.

>> No.43408228

>>43403971
beautyhag

>> No.43412431

>>43403985
You're on /jp/. You gotta have at least something wrong with you. We all do.

>> No.43412564

>>43412431
Is having an enormous penis "something wrong"?

>> No.43415103
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>>43412564
Perhaps. You'll have to let Dr. Eirin examine it thoroughly.

>> No.43418727

>>43348436
Judging by the sweat and blush, the doctor has been huffing the bimbofication gas again, hasn't she?

>> No.43422179

>>43418727
I think we're getting a P-cup Origins doujin that will explain her huge tits.

>> No.43425521
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43425521

I love the Hakurei miko!

>> No.43432980
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43432980

sniff

>> No.43435065

>>43432980
How is this a part of my medical examination?

>> No.43435662

>>43435065
It’s a cranial nerve test to make sure your olfactory nerve is alright. The doc knows what she’s doing, so you better sniff when she tells you to.

>> No.43438799

>>43403971
This doctor makes for an extremely erotic bunny. She has to take responsibility.

>> No.43442853
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>>43438799
If Eirin had to take responsibility for every erection she caused, she'd never get any work done.

>> No.43443325

>>43415103
what sort of things will this examination include?

>> No.43446302

>>43442853
She doesn't have take care of every erection she caused, just mine. Preferably until I kick the bucket.

>> No.43446463

It has been a while since I read P-cup. Isn't Mr. husband just a horny imbecile that Eirin feels bad for and doesn't he end up having to give a guy mouth to mouth?

>> No.43447382

>>43348436
built to paizuri horse cocks

>> No.43450827

>>43446463
He had a medical condition that made him a horny imbecile buy Eirin cured him.

>> No.43455919

>>43348436
the back pain

>> No.43459785

>>43412431
Doc I seem to have crippling autism. What can I do?

>> No.43464233

>>43348436
https://exhentai.org/g/2550062/f3de4ead36/
HABBENING
TIME FOR P-PAIZURI

>> No.43464347
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>>43464233
OH SHIT
WE PREQUEL NOW, BITCHES

>> No.43464355

>>43464347
>IT'S HAPPENING
Now to wait six years for a translation.
There's a particular megumin douijin that's still never been translated after more than a year...

>> No.43464417

>>43464355
which one?

>> No.43464440

>>43464417
Meguicha 6.
1 year and 1 month since it was uploaded to Nhentai, I checked E-hentai and it's the same story there.
It's a little nostalgic for me since I read konosuba before I got into Touhou, and was specifically looking for an autistic bottomless well of content to get lost in so I didn't end up killing myself over how shit my life was. Still kinda is, but doing a lot better these days, even if I miss having people to talk to about random shit. Wasn't worth the shit they gave me though.

>> No.43467464

>>43464355
>six years
Doubt it. People seem to like the P-cup Doctor, so I'm guessing a month or two.

>> No.43469427

>>43348436
Doctor, my cock gets erected for no reason and is start cumming copious amounts of sperm all over the room!

>> No.43473363
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>>43469427
Her whole office smells of semen.

>> No.43473853

>>43473363
Yummy semen

>> No.43473908

>>43464233
I've tried multiple times to get into this series and I still just can't do it

>> No.43478178

>>43473908
What don't you like about it?

>> No.43478252

>>43473363
Eirin is the most passively erotic of all the hags

>> No.43478406

>>43478252
Grrrrr, must whip!!!!

>> No.43478519

>>43348436
Doc, I have excruciating pain in my lower right abdomen. What do you think it could be?

>> No.43478542

>>43478519
cancer

>> No.43478611
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>>43478542
WHAT!?
How many much do I have left?

>> No.43478648

>>43478611
shit im retarder

>> No.43478986

>>43464355
https://exhentai.org/g/2552011/1baaddbdbf/
kek it took like 2 days

TRANSLATE THE SUNNY / CLOWNPISS YASSY ONES ;_;

>> No.43480025
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>>43478986
Jesus christ that was fast. I'm hoping for a sequel; I want to see Eirin and Reisen's kids!

>> No.43484397

>>43464233
>>43478986
thank god he moved away from that shitty plot with urumi and now he's focusing on more p-cup

>> No.43484445

>>43478986
That afterword is pretty rough. I hope he recovers soon, to put out something like this with all that going on I'm amazed.

>> No.43487623
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>>43484397
Why can't we get a wholesome cowe doujin?

>> No.43488533

>>43487623
because unfortunately NTR is one of the easiest ways for profit

>> No.43495073

>>43488533
Why do the 11s love NTR so much? What's the appeal?

>> No.43498661

>>43357524
X5 X5 X5 X5

>> No.43503617
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43503617

>>43348436
She's my cute doctor wife

>> No.43503762

>>43487623
But we got it in the end lol
>>43495073
sex in the end.

>> No.43505106
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43505106

She is best 2hu.
>>43503617
Hi Husband-san, how are the kids?

>> No.43508922
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43508922

I want her to drug and rape me.
Why? So I don't have to feel bad for pressuring her into doing it like a normal person.

>> No.43511332

>>43505106
She got fatter! and I love it

>> No.43514998

>>43508922
Why don't you just ask her out on a date? I'm sure she would be flattered.

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>> No.43518326
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>>43518274
L-lewd doctor!
At least wait until night for me!

>> No.43522736

>>43518326
I want to cuddle up with that hair.

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43526410

kuso thread.

>> No.43526435
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>>43526410
Not even the best Yukarin.

>> No.43528572
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>> No.43531030

>>43390306
I really like this image

>> No.43533011

>>43505106
Paizuri marathons

>> No.43538527

>>43533011
Please don't inflict this on Eirin, she is old.
>>43531030
She should sell her bra.

>> No.43538543

Equipped to feed an entire orphanage

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>>43348436
>>43478252

>> No.43538922
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>>43495073
NTRfags spirits are fucked up because of inadequacy of the psyche that got tangled into a mix of "I'm better than anyone else, I'm special," "on unconscious level I feel guilty over my superiority complex and I must be punished" and "in scenario of societal degradation and adultery, I'm the only one who could ever be suffering, others decomposing on multiple layers of their existence in the animalistic hedonism and being in the same boat of suffering as me (and thus not making my role special nor have the scenarios make a point my logic) is irrelevant because it's all about me and my pseudomartyrdom over what I am insecure about in myself"
Pretty sure just making them aware of it breaks them out back into reality, at least it worked on the anons that asked for any assistance.

>> No.43539520

>>43538922
I want Eirin to purge this world of shitty fetishes and restore good morals

>> No.43540725

>>43538527
I want her to inflict it on me.

>> No.43541086

>>43538922
God I'd love it if Eirin married me and then conceived other men's children, preferably letting me watch.

>> No.43544727
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>> No.43544748

What do you like about Eirin apart from her body?

>> No.43544914

>>43544748
Her hat

>> No.43544962

>>43544748
She's really old and smart.

>> No.43544965

>>43544748
That would literally murder me out of convenience and for the slightest reasons

>> No.43545760

>>43544914
>>43544962
>>43544965
All great reasons.

>> No.43551628
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43551628

Moms.

>> No.43551654

>>43544914
Her hat makes her a war criminal, wearing the red cross like that is a war crime.

>> No.43551738

>>43551654
War criminal shmwar shriminal.
All I'm hearing is that Eirin is too based to care about international law!

>> No.43551805

>>43551738
Based where, exactly?

>> No.43551808

>>43551805
the moon.

>> No.43551856
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43551856

>>43551805
Outside of international law, obviously.

>> No.43552656

>>43551654
But she is a legitimate doctor. That and I doubt Gensokyo signed any sort of Geneva conventions or similar agreement. Not that any nation actually follows it anyway.

>> No.43554299
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43554299

Is Eirin's hair supposed to be curly or braided? So many artists draw her with a braid but that's not what the official art looks like.

>> No.43554563

>>43554299
Braided, zunart just looks weird

>> No.43554890
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43554890

>>43554299
I honestly can't tell.
The braid looks better, though.

>> No.43559258

>>43348436

This thread made me look up Eirin doujins and there's two titled 'P-Cup Doctor'. Thank you OP for making this thread.

>> No.43560268

>>43348436
Never going to give you up

>> No.43560306

>>43559258
Actually, there are four or five.
You can thank me later.

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>>43554299
>>43554563
>>43554890
Eirin has great hair!

>> No.43565029

>>43563596
She asks (You) to brush it.

>> No.43566969

>>43563596
On her head and her other special place hehehe

>> No.43569247

>>43566969
Her armpits?

>> No.43571819
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43571819

Stylish granny.

>> No.43572332
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43572332

>>43571819
She is NOT a granny!
Look, she's 17 at the most!
And it's not just because she never got married or had kids, that is not what this is about!

>> No.43572499

>>43572332
She clearly had several children in secret, anon.
Kaguya is obviously her daughter, which is why she cares so much about her.
Sakuya might also be one of her daughters, given her mysterious origins.
Reimu is likely one too, given how similar she looks to Kaguya.
Even Star Sapphire might be one of her descendents, though I'm not sure how a fairy's lineage is supposed to work.

She's clearly a very fertile old lady.

>> No.43574869

>>43571819
My type.

>> No.43574968
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>>43572499
I refuse to believe it!
Kaguya would be way more important if she was Eirin's daughter!
And Reimu/star are just Japanese, they all look like that!
Sakuya is like English or something as well!

>> No.43577062

>>43572332
>>43572499
Eirin has at least six kids to husband-san.

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>> No.43578187

>>43574968
But Kaguya *is* super important. She's treated like nobility even though she's never said to come from an important family. The super-important Eirin was appointed as her teacher, even. Kaguya is so important that she never had to do anything, when even the Watatsuki sisters have important jobs.
Obviously Kaguya is the secret offspring between Tsukiyomi and Eirin, which neither can ever publicly acknowledge, so instead Eirin was simply assigned as Kaguya's mentor, so that she could be raised by her own mother in secret.
The other girls are also secret daughters/descendants of Eirin because this sexy old granny is just too irresistible, but she'll never admit it because that's just how she is.

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