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433465 No.433465 [Reply] [Original]

Sup /jp/. I just had the BEST DREAM EVER.

Me and Solid Snake were infiltrating a tropical island with an enemy compound in it, taking out sentries as we went. The bodies were snatched by a clean-up crew supervised by Ritsuko from Evangelion and taken back to our submarine for analysis. Samus Aran was in our team too, and for some reason she could shapeshift into the form of any enemy, which she used to help us sneak in. I guess I've been watching too much Smash Brothers, lol.

Then we noticed there was a giant spidery Metal Gear slowly coming out of the sea, and decided we needed to jet before our sub was in danger.

Then somehow Snake got Geass Eyes during our mission, and used it to lure the enemy forces out of the base, and led them to the sea where he made them drown themselves. All except Reimu and Marissa, who I saved because I liked them and Snake allowed me to save any two that I wanted. But then Ritsuko said she would have saved them herself, because she had the hots for them, lol. Lesbo slut. I guess it was because I'd been reading Silent Sinner In Blue lately.

And then I spasmed in joy and kicked my cat off the bed.

IS THIS AWESOME?! Y/N

>> No.433477
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>Marisa

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FUCK YEAH CATS

>> No.433472

/jp/ Troll/General

>> No.433482

>Marissa

>> No.433483

>>433465
>beggining
>Parthena

gtfo

>> No.433484

/jp/ - Myspace

>> No.433486

I actually did have this dream, lol.

First time having any of those characters in my dreams, which are usually /k/-related.

>> No.433487

/jp/ - SAGE

>> No.433491
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>>433479
A CAT IS FINE TOO

>> No.433494

/jp/ is dead.

>> No.433505

>>433465
/jp/ - g/a/ia

>> No.433506

>>433503

In before Reimu.

>> No.433503

>>433494
No, it's more like a zombie.

>> No.433507

>>433491
When did Chen go through puberty?

>> No.433513

>>433507

I don't know but I don't like it.

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433522

>In addition, please refrain from blogging about your personal life

>> No.433523

SNAKE IS A MAN OF HONOUR

HE WOULD HAVE SHOT THOSE GUYS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD LIKE ANY HONOURABLE SOLDIER WOULD HAVE

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