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Continuation of "What would you do if you ended up in Gensokyo?" thread.
Reminder that Yuugi's iron-flavored kisses are mandatory for every outsider.

>> No.43338923

>>43338901
Depends.
If i appear far from the village: die, either from starvation or youkai'd
If i appear near or at village: die of starvation too because i do not know how to speak japanese.

>> No.43340213
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>>43338901
How convenient, my plan was to head underground as soon as possible anyway. After reading up on all the proper oni courting techniques, of course.

>> No.43340238

>>43340213
"To court an oni you have to defeat her and drag her to your room"
the rest of the scroll is blank

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>>43338901

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>>43340238
...surely it also works the other way around? I suppose it doesn't matter which one is getting courted...

>> No.43340460

>>43340238
Now the question is, how do I defeat an oni? Will I be disqualified for using underhanded tactics if I utilize beans somehow?

>> No.43341545

>>43340238
>>43340386
>>43340460
Nothing about it mentions a fight. Maybe you could defeat it in a match of chess or something.

>> No.43341623

>>43341545
I feel like an oni won't respect you for beating them unless it's some kind of test of strength.

>> No.43341649

>>43338901
Stop making threads with this picture.

>> No.43341873

>>43341623
Hey, you can train your brain just like any other muscle. The strength of your knowledge has to count for something.

>> No.43345588
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>>43341649
just so you know anon, you're bound to meet Yuugi first after you get isekai'd into Gensokyo.
Iron-flavored kisses are in the line.

>> No.43345693

>>43341623
I thought onis had honor. They should know that is impossible for a human to beat them that way.

>> No.43346310

>>43341649
Yeah a hololive thread died for this.

>> No.43346386

>>43346310
Dear lord
Thank you

>> No.43347669

>>43338901
why specifically yuugi?

>> No.43347678
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>>43347669
Snu snu.

>> No.43347777

>>43338901
I wish I could fight/compete with Yuugi, but she would probably hurt me on mistake...

>> No.43347823

>>43345693
And they would probably look down on one for not being able to beat them in their chosen field. For example, you probably wouldn't be impressed with someone for beating you at something you don't even care about, right?

>> No.43347833

there are way too many outsiders who wanna go to gensokyo, how will they even survive?

>> No.43347844
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>>43347833
Leave it up to Yuugi, haven't you been listening this entire time?

>> No.43347922

>>43347823
All I'm saying that if I were to challenge a toddler to a kickboxing match before I bought them ice cream, that would make me a bad guy.

>> No.43347952

>>43347922
I don't know, man. Oni have historically been bad guys.

>> No.43347978
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Can I have this Yuuki instead?

>> No.43348093
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I want to be sitting alone only for Yuugi to come flirt with me.

>> No.43348103

>>43338901
I didn't know the oni were such sluts, kissing every single new person in Gensokyo.

>> No.43349826

easy
I would light myself on fire the moment danger comes up to me
>youkai appears to eat me
>flame on
>scream and run like a madman away from youkai
>youkai doesn't want to get burned either so lets me go thinking im going to die
>after enough distance is had i stop drop and roll to turn my self off and make sure I have enough for a second encounter
>rinse and repeat till I reach safety

>> No.43349916

>>43349826
Sounds painful. You can just whip out your dick and start screaming and pissing for the same effect.

>> No.43350431

Oni milk is probably full of steroids, and it would improve your gainz by quite a bit

GOOMAD is the way

>> No.43350731

>>43340238
>"To court an oni you have to defeat her and drag her to your room"
>the rest of the scroll is blank
you know I've always wondered about beating an oni in a contest of strength
I imagine Suika would be pretty happy even after losing, Kasen wouldn't probably care, and Yuugi would be kinda pissy about losing but except the defeat

>> No.43350736

>>43350731
>except the defeat
fuck meant to say accept the defeat

>> No.43351221

>>43350731
The question is, what kind of bullshit would you have to pull to finesse a strength based victory over an oni?

>> No.43359239

>>43338901
Yuugi hates weak people so she'd hate every /jp/sie.

>> No.43359812

>>43359239
What? You really do not lift and get swole for your waifu, anon?

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