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Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:22:03 2010 No.4331328 [Reply] [Original]

My mom did this to me when she asked if when I was getting a girlfriend.

Feels bad, /jp/.

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Feb 8 18:22:03 2010 No.4331332 tell her you're gay she will never ask again

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:24:03 2010 No.4331333 You're mom trolled you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:24:03 2010 No.4331335 Ask her for sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:24:03 2010 No.4331339 >>4331333 Basically, she made that exact gesture and knew the answer was never. Needless to say, I got a boner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:25:03 2010 No.4331346 I wish my mom had fangs...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:26:03 2010 No.4331348 Your mom is Beatrice?

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Feb 8 18:27:03 2010 No.4331355 >>4331348 my mom's second name is beatrice and she sometimes uses a similar hairstyle

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:28:03 2010 No.4331356 >>4331348 If Beatrice was my mom, things would be different around here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:30:03 2010 No.4331367 >>4331346 would you lick them

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:30:03 2010 No.4331372 >>4331348 Well, she has long, thick blond hair and blue eyes and likes to wear frilly dresses and likes to tease me all day for being a worthless bum. She might as well be Beatrice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:32:03 2010 No.4331387 File: 411 KB, 480x640, 1262237126741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4331372 DO YOU HAPPEN TO LOOK LIKE THIS IF SO, TIME PARADOX, DENY HER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:33:03 2010 No.4331392 >>4331372 Please ask her if she will be my girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:34:03 2010 No.4331395 >>4331372 Dude, your female blonde cousin is out to murder your entire family. She seems innocent, and kinda hot, but trust me, it's bad news man!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:34:03 2010 No.4331397 >>4331372 In reality, she's actually either your cousin, or your batshit maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:36:03 2010 No.4331403 you're mum is a whore!!11111111111111

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:38:03 2010 No.4331412 >>4331372 Goddamnit, those animesuki faggots were right. Beatrice is Battler's mother. Umineko's solved, let's go home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:40:03 2010 No.4331417 >>4331403 I know, she slept with my dad the instant they got married and hasn't seen another guy since my dad passed away ~ 15 years ago. Such a slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:42:03 2010 No.4331424 >>4331417 15 years ago? REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED 15 YEARS AGO. REMEEEEEEEEEEEMBER REMEEEEEEEEEEEEMBER!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:45:03 2010 No.4331437 >>4331424 My dad died. Thanks for reminding me, ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:47:03 2010 No.4331446 >>4331437 He wasn't REALLY your dad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:47:03 2010 No.4331449 File: 18 KB, 379x214, imok.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Implying your mom is killing all your family for love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:48:03 2010 No.4331451 >>4331437 You killed him didn't you

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:51:03 2010 No.4331461 >>4331451 I had to, he was getting in between me and my mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:51:03 2010 No.4331465 >>4331449 Nah, bro, Beatrice isn't the culprit. She's a scapegoat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:53:03 2010 No.4331475 Watch out for that ornate teapot she seems to keep around, bro. If she ever overs you some poured from that pot, well, I hope you'll make the right decision.

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