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Do your duty, hero.

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>> No.43312746

Maids are olev

>> No.43312748
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Not even death will keep you same from the smug

>> No.43312762
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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.43312768
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>>43312720
I know it's probably manipulative of me, but I really like the thought of monsters getting concerned and fussy over me when I'm upset. I want to cry so they'll pay attention to me.

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BIG FAT WHITE ONI

>> No.43312802
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Turn back, you are not prepared for this hunt.

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You will lose to gyarus

>> No.43312814

>>43312802
I can't, she keeps invading the area when I'm just trying to get wyvern fangs

>> No.43312817
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It's quite late already anon, please come to bed

>> No.43312828

>enter monsters v. humans greco-roman wrestling competition
>prize for winning is over a million dollars
>humans usually lose in these kind of things and end up getting taken as husbands by the monsters that make them submit but a few humans have won the competition before through sheer luck so I'm confident I can do it too with my brawn
>first opponent is a small baphomet girl
Heh, this little dork? Seriously? I could beat her with one arm. This will be easy.

>> No.43312840

>>43312828
lucky. i got a dark slime

>> No.43312846

>>43312817
Stinky trolls! No bed until she takes a bath with me.

>> No.43312861

>>43312812
Sorry Anon, I'm only weak to cats. Thankfully there are no tanned cats prowling in the thread so I should be safe.

>> No.43312862

>>43312828
>This will be easy.
Yes it will, for her.

>> No.43312873

>>43312768
You don't have to do that, anon... If you want your wife to dote on you, you just have to ask. You're only going to upset her working yourself up like that...

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Why Banshee so sad?

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I'm getting my hero speech ready for my showdown with the lim general. She'll know good always prevails when I finish

>> No.43312908

>>43312817
holding hands with trolls

>> No.43312915
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Sand dork

>> No.43312920
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Why is miss March Hare looking at me like that?

>> No.43312922

>>43312896
Her husbando isn't real

>> No.43312926

>>43312896
She needs a hug

>> No.43312929

>>43312920
Oh it's a friendly wonderland gaze, you should get closer to her, maybe ask her for some wonderland cake

>> No.43312944

>>43312812
I expect to. I'm weak to pyrow. Extra weak. If the portals evernopen and one was near me I wouldn't stand a chance, haha.

>> No.43312945

>>43312896
no one likes deathmetal anymore.

>> No.43312951

>>43312915
>Anon works as a caravan guard
>Sandshark robs every caravan that takes the main trade routes hoping to run into him again
>She has "swam" headfirst into more oases than she cares to admit recklessly charging across the desert to catch each caravan

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>>43312861
>You start hearing boss music

>> No.43312974

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to share a hobby with your wafiu.
It gives you a little something extra to do together.
And if its a group thing it may also add harem members if our wife is into it.

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>>43312915
if these dorks keep reproducing there won't be any cool or scary monsters left

>> No.43312976
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What if monsters know about these threads and are reading them to get Intel on us bros

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>>43312976
Don't worry it's completely anonymous. They'll never find out where you are

>> No.43312989

>>43312976
I hope they're paying close attention and are good at picking up when I'm joking, because I've been intentionally feeding them information. Checkmate, monsters.

>> No.43312994

>>43312976
Well if that’s the case then I will get a chaos girl sent to me do to my TF fetish.

>> No.43313020

True loli hellhounds are terrifying.

Hellhounds have a tendency to go a little overboard but eventually stopping before you're hurt. Loli hellhounds don't have this restraint. They just go out it until you're within an inch of your life. And even then, if they have some potion or magic to keep your going, they'll use it. But if you can survive it, you may manage to tame those loli hounds. In fact, they say this is the only stage in which to tame them (though still extremely difficult) as matured hellhounds are 100% untamable under any circumstances.

>> No.43313021

>>43312985
W-what about Gremlins?? They might already have files on us bros

>> No.43313022

>>43312976
Tough luck to them then, aside from some bogeybait posting and writefaggin I haven't given any hint of what monsters I like.

>> No.43313023

>>43312975
Dorks are the future.
Submit now, because if you fight that means there is less time for vidya and that makes her sad

>> No.43313026

>>43313021
Just never post about the same stuff anon. Keep them guess about what you want

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>>43312802
I already finished it weakling cringe cat, Sneed and seeth

>> No.43313030

>>43312989
How could you feed them information intentionally??? Why brother
>>43312994
Based

>> No.43313037

>>43313026
>They decide to give a chimera of 100 different monsters

>> No.43313039

>>43313029
>Pic
Miss Cheshire Cat's reaction when another newcomer instalossed to a dormouse before she could pounce on him.

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>>43312976
Oh no, I will get a huge suicide therapy and a gentle cat girl (hopefully a chesh) or a sweet and shy Bunyip. Maybe a fine for all my shitposting too...

>> No.43313050

>>43313030
Information feeding is usually intentional. Also,
>Not arming your demon lord-assigned match maker with the most information possible
Foolish. Truly foolish. I don't think I'd remain single long enough to feel eel otherwise anyway, so...

>>43313039
Imagine another girl literally beating you in her sleep. Fortunately, there's always next time or the harem end...

>> No.43313096

>>43313050
Gonna be real, I'd probably just let whoever wanted me to take me. I'd have faith in demon energy ex machina

>> No.43313099
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>King Anon
>Last of the human kings of the Demon Realm
>Begins building up his army to defeat those horrid monsters around him and reclaim his ancestral lands
>It actually works
>Tales of a king who defied the odds and won against monsters spreads
>Please ignore the fact that every queen he warred with is now married to him
>Also ignore king Anon’s strategy of marching up to the capital and asking for said queen’s hand in marriage
>Also ignore the attrition rates despite his army never once seeing battle

>> No.43313124

>>43313047
You get a gentle loving chesh who shitposts with you, but only on boards that deserve it

>> No.43313150

>>43312976
Well there's no close enough wolfu breaking the door down yet so I'd say we're collectively pretty safe

>> No.43313166

>gacha op
Not cool doctor, please respect the other boards.

>> No.43313171

Nighttime getting too hot? Just sleep on your zombie waifu and use her tits as pillows! Don't mind the soft moans turning into sweet nothings whispered into your ears and sudden ghostly claws wrapping around you, that's just a perfectly natural byproduct of her milking you with her hands/thighs in your sleep.

>> No.43313172

Can slimes be dorks?

>> No.43313176

>>43313171
I don't like the term milking when used for mens, feel really weird.

>> No.43313184

>>43313096
It's a valid strategy. Some might even say a good strategy, but I couldn't stomach it. I need to DO something. Even if that something is shitposting on a Malaysian ice fishing board.

>> No.43313185

>>43313176
You pull on the udder and white stuff comes out, same difference

>> No.43313187

>>43313185
Yeah but I don't know, feel wrong and dirty.

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>> No.43313201

>>43313187
Feel dirty all you want but she is getting every lost drop that belongs to her

>> No.43313203

>>43313176
>anon is afraid of getting milked
>[excited Manticore noises]

>> No.43313281

>>43313201
I don't mind as long as She don't call it that
>>43313203
No thanks, I'm not afraid of sadistic and mean gals, I just hate them.

>> No.43313296
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>>43313281
More manticores for me then, I mean oh no haha I'd hate it if a big mean manticore pinned me and milked me until I passed out oh no ahaha

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I asked this before now I ask it again:
Angel girl that's into normal stuff but is very agressive at sex and will most likely dominate you at sex or shy demon girl that is very into BDSM (no, you can't choose just S or just M, she's a switch)?

>> No.43313363

>>43313335
I'd angel because I Hate bdsm

>> No.43313365

>>43313335
Neither of them, I will take that CC cat

>> No.43313377

>>43313296
Yeah, manticores would be cool if their general behaviors weren't that bad.

>> No.43313427

>>43313335
Angel

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>>43313296
I think manticore is really special, I don't know how to describe it. She just seems like the best to cuddle with. Imagine lying down next to her, her sharp claws feeling up your entire body while getting the sloppiest tail toppy of all time. I will admit, I'm not a fan of the fact they're not honest with their feelings too often, but feeling this huge motherfucker drain me while she gently grabs my other bits and whispers kinky shit in my ear would make me see past that. Seems fun to piss her off, have a fun little chase until she eventually overpowers you and pins you down. What once was tail milking is now passionate sex in which she seems much more shy, meek, or tame due to her pussy forming to perfectly envelope your cock. Weeks of tailsex has trained her insides to form perfectly for you, leading to near mindbreaking sex and her eventual impregnation. Also she seems like a good friend.

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TAILPUSSY

>> No.43313546
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All I did was make one cat pun and I get kicked out of Wonderland?

>> No.43313548

Monsters normally represented as big tall tittymonsters are best as lolis
Monsters represented as lolis are best as big tall tittymonsters

>> No.43313557

>>43313548
Anon who gave the worst opinion asked to leave the thread

>> No.43313560

>>43313524
I don't see the point of a vagina-substitute for a female being with a vagina

>> No.43313592

>>43313560
It's the best of both worlds though. It's fancy like an onahole, but still warm, fleshy and living with a woman attached to it. A particularly "voracious" and sadistic woman.

>> No.43313597

Realing afternoon where anon cleans his dragon wife's dragon parts

>> No.43313613

>>43313592
I will recruit the rare submissive one as a maid and ask for tailpussy everytime work drive me mad...

>> No.43313616

>>43313613
It could work
>mantimaid doing the chores uninterrupted, while you're nutting your brains out into her tail pussy from behind

>> No.43313617

>>43313597
When should I tell her those “specialized” dragon manicure tools are just farrier tools?

>> No.43313621

>>43313616
Oh yeah the tail is really flexible. I could pet her while getting the tailpussy...

>> No.43313635

>>43313597
shes not leaving until its cleaned properly

>> No.43313647

>>43313635
How does a dragon get dirty anyways? They spend all their time sleeping on gold outside of natural oils, dead skin and bloodied claws from stealing the odd cow how dirty is a dragon that a nice shower wouldn’t fix?

>> No.43313652

>>43313515
Radical Batcat

>> No.43313653

>>43313647
you gotta scrub all that stuff off

>> No.43313662

>>43313647
I would thing they would enjoy the intamacy of their loved one taking care of them

>> No.43313667

>>43313647
All Dragons have good hygiene, except for those weird Swamp Dragons with the swirly pupils and creepy laugh.

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>>43313652
>no 90s skater manticore wife
it hurts

>> No.43313675

>>43313667
Tell me about the Swamp Dragons. What do they hoard?

>> No.43313680

>>43313675
Ecchi and pornographic material, powerful potions/poisons/elixirs some of which they made themselves, cursed tomes and guys that they find cute and abduct but are too introverted to make a move once they have them at their mercy.

>> No.43313699

Why are Dragons good? Cause Dragonia is good:

>1-2. Citizenship Registration
There is no need for a complicated procedure, such as submitting documents, or a detailed examination at the Immigration Office's "Citizenship Registration"! All a person has to do in front of us is show a "form" of love for mamono and just get a "sexually active consent" sign in return.
>That's it, registration is complete. The most common action to show love is still a hot kiss with mamono Of course, if you don't mind us all watching, you can engage in obscenity at this point A hot and passionate connection with mamono is the quality we look for in those who want citizenship of Dragonia, a country that was built by people and dragons holding hands
>For the demonic couple that completes their citizenship registration, we provide real estate and some area of land nearby as their new home in the Dragon Empire, for the honeymoon of the "newly married demonic couple".

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good morning sirs, I had a dream of getting a handy from a batcat and I woke up to see them getting a lot of love ITT

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>>43313707
I actually had a manticore dream a couple months ago that was pretty cute
>dark, foggy, rainy night
>walking home
>finish smoking a cigarette, about to pull another one out of the carton when I feel a massive feline paw squeeze my hand and crush the pack
>look up at the perpetrator
>8ft tall manticore with black hair and bits of green. Frightening green eyes with black lipstick
>"No smoking." She says
>stand there like a deer in the headlights
>"No smoking." I repeat after her
Woke up after that. She was really cute.

>> No.43313787

Ded threas

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>>43313738
sounds like a nice girl to ask out for a coffee

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>>43313808
Haven't seen that image in a long time, probably what my brain pulled from. She looked kinda similar but without glasses, much thicker body with very straight hair. Maybe she'll be the one I'll see portal day.

>> No.43313902

Portal will never come or maybe the rope is the key. I don't know anymore.

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>>43313902
Your wife wouldn't want you to kill yourself, anon. If you have nothing to live for, live for her.

>> No.43313940

>>43313924
Portal are not a real thing, at least their maybe a way to join her post mortem and even if I where wrong She could resurrect me anyway

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>>43313869
>Manti bouncer sees a guy smoking
>tells him to stop
>"he is kinda cute, and I can tell he likes me"
>just as she psyches herself up for the marriage, he dissappears
>she learns it's an astral projection of her husband who awaits her on the other side of the portals
now she has to wait for you, but when she is finally going to get you...

>> No.43314044

>>43313699
How can a Papers Please type of experience even work in Dragonia if they have very lax and not too serious immigration laws?

>> No.43314079

>>43314044
Why do You want to put commie shit hole things into MGE?

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>>43313948
Hey, maybe I'll try to quit for her. Wouldn't want her calling me "black lung" if the day comes.
>>43314044
I imagine there are some pretty totalitarian promonster states. They're medieval, but if they were of modern tech I can see it being a thing. Constant paranoia of Order spies, raiding of wizard's homes, state mandated wives. It's kinda like feudalism in mge, take all the bad stuff and take it out because it's an escapist setting. Sounds like a pretty nice place all things considered.

>> No.43314101

>>43314094
>Hey, maybe I'll try to quit for her.
you should definitely, it's nothing good for either your health or your mental state, I know your monsterfu would be proud of you

>> No.43314106

>>43314094
I hate the Antéchrist, leave me alone

>> No.43314109

>>43314094
Don't quit, who cares. It will most likely bring You quicker to her.

>> No.43314110

>>43314044
What do you mean? This quote is from the immigration bureau so that's why there is a registration.
>>43314094
More Final fantasy 7 honestly then true medieval. Read up on Court Alf. They have soda drinks, electric guitars, neon lights, submarines and tourism.
The game demo had a phonograph

>> No.43314114

>Sign up for the Dragonia annual Grand Arena Tourney
>Only guy there surprisingly
>Know I’ll get bodied by the first lizard I face
>To put the odds in my favor I “accidentally” give a group of all male tourists the wrong directions to the stands
>Turns out it sends them straight to the female locker room
>Every mere lizard has dropped out due to honeymoon time
>Win by default
>First guy to win the Grand Tourney in a 100 years
>Last guy who won was a 12 year old kid who somehow signed up
>They let him fight for some reason and well he won all his “bouts”

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you are not immune to small foxes

>> No.43314130

>>43314101
>t. regular monster
>>43314109
>t. wisp

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>>43314101
Picked up smoking because I'm stressed out all the time, it does help a lot with that but I should probably just bite the bullet and quit. I know she'd like it.

>> No.43314141

>>43314137
I drink personally, It works and helps a lot.

>> No.43314226

>>43313738
Those are called premonitions anon. Your wife beyond the portals had the same one

>> No.43314248

>>43314226
Don't know if lying like that will help anyone anon.

>> No.43314300

Stubborn undead will declare their age to be the age they died and nothing further

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>>43314137
we all cope with it somehow, but that's not very healthy
try the gym

>> No.43314352

>>43314300
Gonna make fun of a vampire for being just as old as my great aunt who died a virgin and was made fun of ever since.
Gonna find out that's her.
Gonna be forced to make up for all the virgin jokes by knocking her up

>> No.43314356

So are we gonna get any girls this year? KC seem to have been slowing down to a crawl and we haven't even gotten a single MG this year.

>> No.43314360

>>43314356
>and we haven't even gotten a single MG this year.
what is Malef

>> No.43314363

>>43314356
Malef was released this year. But not publicly. That's all I recall. KC has had no development at all aside from that.

>> No.43314367

>>43314360
>>43314363
I completely forgot about them and they aren't even listed on the wiki.
Is he just gonna keep all the new girls behind the paywall?

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>>43314363
Oh, I am sure he is hard at work on the game.

>> No.43314374

How would a manticore react if I grabbed her tail and started making out with it in public?

>> No.43314381

>>43314367
>Is he just gonna keep all the new girls behind the paywall?
We don't know, but something odd is going on for sure. I'm afraid the game was a huge mistake and it's hampering any progress.

>> No.43314384

>>43314367
Maybe. But hey, maybe there will be no new girls aside from the Malef.
>>43314369
Kek. Well it's not like I'm paying him any money. So whether his game ever launches at all doesn't matter to me.

>> No.43314395

>>43314381
>I'm afraid the game was a huge mistake and it's hampering any progress.
I fear he went full jap salaryman on it.
>"Vote says they want it finished, they pay me to finish it, therefor I will finish it despite my own wishes"

>> No.43314398

>>43313940
What about wormholes though?

>> No.43314410

>>43314395
>"Vote says they want it finished, they pay me to finish it, therefor I will finish it despite my own wishes"
It's even dumber than that, immediately after the game won the poll, he announced he's going to make some new profiles instead and we haven't heard anything about the game ever since.

>> No.43314446

>>43314398
I need Haku-sensei to do the "pencil through a piece of paper to explain a wormhole" thingie

>> No.43314471

>>43314395
Last I heard which was stated in these threads so it could be bullshit was that KC will continue working on the game even if it takes him years. So years of no updates on anything which people on here are paying for. Lol

>> No.43314522

>>43314398
Not a single one appeared (or can appears on earth, not sure but if I remember well You could only found them in space or something). We will all before going in space is something normal (if We ever reach this point).

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kay cee that kay cee this
how about you kay es es some cute Griffons instead?

>> No.43314564

>>43314541
Kay CEE ? Wut?
Cute griffon indeed but they're mean creatures. No tendies sharing with them.

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>>43314564
Yeah, truly terrifying creatures.

>> No.43314620

>>43314580
Yes, I will protect my treasure alone

>> No.43314725

Can I pet mamonos? They look really fluffy but I don't want to get bitten.

>> No.43314774

why is cait sith the smallest of the cat species
i want cat loli without snout

>> No.43314806

>>43314410
I loved that. It's like he wanted validation he was right about what he wanted and then doubled down when he didn't get it.
He must talk to someone about this stuff, nobody can be this oblivious to feedback.

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>>43314725
oh don't worry, no mamono will actualy bite unless you ask for it

>> No.43314838
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>>43314774
Consider one of the other species but younger

>> No.43314841

>>43314774
Catgirls are allowed in Sabbath, you know.

>> No.43314848

>>43314841
Some people forget they aren't bound to the profile representation of the girl.

>> No.43314881
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>"This human is acceptable. Come with me."

>> No.43314923

>>43314814
I just tried that with the werecat cashier from the convenient store. I ask her if I can pet her head she eagerly said yes. I slowly move my hand between her ears and touch the fluff. She purred and seems really happy but for no reason She took my hand and bite it. I felt horrible and betrayed, I don't understand why. I start crying and run away back to my flat. I hate mamonos they're so mean just like other human womans. You lied to me anon... I will spend the rest of my day sheltered in my house, playing Vidya until the sadness washs away.

>> No.43314959

>>43314923
you need to start fighting back, go back there and bite her, that will show her

>> No.43314960

>strange sounds keep going bump in the night
>sometimes swear I hear doors in other parts of the house opening and closing despite living by myself
>never feel safe in my home anymore
>every time I go to bed sleeping is hard because it feels like someone or some'thing' else is in the room with me watching me sleep
>swore one night I saw a pair of hazel eyes staring at me from the dark in the kitchen when going for a midnight snack
>now the other night I felt a fucking claw stroke my head in the dark like I'm a pet or something
>there is definitely some kind of creature or demon in this house with me watching at all times
This is not funny anymore, I wasn't told the house was haunted when I bought it, it makes me incredibly sad someone would swindle me like that.
Should I call paranormal investigators? I'm scared for my life bros...

>> No.43315052

>>43314959
But that's a bully thing. Also how to I stop a mamonos from knocking on my door? Should I call the cops? She kept saying She's sorry but I don't believe it. The noise is really annoying

>> No.43315056
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>>43314960
Yeah the FEAR unit will defeat the ghosts. By boning them.

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East or west?

>> No.43315097

>>43312976
I LOVE ELVES!
I LOVE ELVES!

>> No.43315109

>>43314960
>anon calls the gremlin ghost chasers
>come inside waving around one of those ghost box radios
>the gremlin just goes over to the closet in the bedroom and opens it to reveal a shy bogey

>> No.43315153

>>43312862
nope, physics say small object go fly once feet off the ground

>> No.43315179

>>43312976
well, lots of mobfaced monstes are going to be very happy

>> No.43315189

>>43315056
please use catbox for offtopic images

>> No.43315198

>>43313335
taking a holy wurm

>> No.43315213

>>43315109
So the thing haunting my house this whole time was a Bogey who was just autistic like I am?
Well... now what?

>> No.43315217

>>43315084
id like to see the two deciding who keeps , through battle with guitars

>> No.43315243

>>43315189
It's a ghost girl image akshully, look closer. She even got official porn of her in the form of FEAR 2 ending

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>>43315052
maybe she just wants to say sorry? you shouldn't take the chance for saying sorry away from a girl who realized her error

>> No.43315302
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>>43315189
no

>> No.43315317

>>43315213
>Well... now what?
Marriage.

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>>43312743

>> No.43315351

>>43315331
Nice to see he got this one in color.

>> No.43315385

I'm going to have sex with a living doll.

>> No.43315479

>>43315250
Cops forced my door and She explained that She was really sorry and that She gots overexcited. She promised to be very careful and never do something like that again unless I clearly ask for it. She's now sleeping with her head on my lap while I play Bloodborne. I need to call someone to repair the door tho.

>> No.43315490

>posts images of knights in combat with no monster girl in sight
>wall of text in post doesn't talk about monster girls and only mentions The Order once

>> No.43315491
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>>43315302
how big it too big?

>> No.43315507

>>43315490
Being a cool knight doing cool fantasy combat is half the fun of mge.

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I'm not in necrophilia but this thread really makes me want to impregnate a corpse, or horde of them

>> No.43315515

>>43315490
huh?

>> No.43315539

>>43315302
Reminder that small men belong to big monsters and big men belong to small monsters

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>>43315479
at least you cen pet her whenever you want now

>> No.43315568

>>43315385
How? Dolls don't have sex holes.

>> No.43315574

>>43315542
Cats like this are made for kissing.

>> No.43315608

>>43315542
She looks like a catboy with tits.

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>>43315539
>small men belong to big monsters and big men belong to small monsters

>> No.43315638

>>43315539
Rules like these are meant to be broken. Big with big means even bigger daughters!

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>> No.43315678

>>43315542
Yeah, don't tell her but I'm happy with this outcome, her fluff is real nice and soft.

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>> No.43315690

>>43315680
That looks painful.

>> No.43315691

43315680
>Nigger arm
Fuck off

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>> No.43315716

>>43315693
Why does the cat creates a magical Molotov cocktail?

>> No.43315717

>>43315608
i see, think its the face

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>>43315574
all monster girls are made to be smooched a lot
>>43315678
don't worry, just enjoy the fluffing

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>> No.43315748

how do you do fellow humans?

>> No.43315755

>tfw you just had sex with your wife and you come out covered in cuts and bite marks
>When people ask you say that you war werestling a massive hulking beast
>Your wife pouts and says "T-thats not true"

>> No.43315770

>>43315716
Wizards do things just because they can.

>> No.43315784

>>43315084
yes

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>>43315084
down

>> No.43315806

>>43315748
Put your hat back on, dork mage!

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>>43315755
the old cat still has it in her, it seems

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>> No.43315891

>>43315866
sex with old machines sound fun

>> No.43315899
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>> No.43315910

>>43315891
what's stopping you?

>> No.43315917

>>43315910
i cant seem to be able to find the old city of the gods, mabhavre

>> No.43315929

>>43315910
>what's stopping you?
it "whos" stopping
and its reimu

>> No.43315949
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>They see me rollin'

>> No.43315963

>>43312976
Then I'm getting a one way ticket to Dr. Mindflayer's office.

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>> No.43315995

>>43315910
all i can find crt monitored gals

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>> No.43316071
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>thinking about what I want to do to Gazer
>thinking about what I want her to do to me

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>> No.43316143

>>43312802
>enter her area indicated by the quest
>she steals your pants and makes you chase her into Wonderland

>> No.43316165
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>tfw the suggestions reverberate through my skull like high-adrenaline music
>tfw all unnecessary worries and distractions are drowned out and silenced
>tfw it's time to rip and tear
Gazer needs me to be in the zone to beat Doom on Nightmare difficulty

>> No.43316178

imma go around with a crown of demon realm thorns as the king of jesters, clowns and bogies and turn a sad towns frown upsides down and have a nice happy clown town

>> No.43316222

>>4331304
>LateNight drew my request

Based!

>> No.43316237

>>43316222
The pic was posted last thread, I saved it.

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>>43316222
Why did you quote a post from 13 years ago?

>> No.43316278

>>43316263
stop playing war thunder

>> No.43316279
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>>43316263
Looking for one other person (male) to go back in time with me. Have only done this once before. You will get paid when we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed.

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Lims are cancelled, they all belong to me now, there will be no more deliberations on this matter.

>> No.43316333

>>43315056
>>43315243
>Loli ghost girl who wants (Your) child
>Army of cute clone girls hunting you down because you're the perfect husband/commander
>Edgy psychic villain girl desperate for Point Man Correction

Is F.E.A.R. the perfect MGE adaptable Vidya?

>> No.43316348

>>43316279
Gonna upset all gremlins by using their name to refer to all flat girls, by coining the phrase "flat as a gremlin." Why are all gremlins such flatties anyway? Did they get into a fight with a liposuction tube and lose? Even Gazers have bigger lumps, dumb gremlins

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>>43316240
As a failsafe against enemy Gazers and other troublemakers (foxes, succubi, annoyingly smug doms), I have been conditioned by Gazer to oppose incoming mental attacks with extreme prejudice.

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>>43316348
You're looking at things from the wrong side

>> No.43316484

>>43316418
>Be Grey Bluff Science Institute guard
>Monsters constantly portalling in to steal human tech
>Some monsters aren't very good at sneaking
>Caught this same gremlin 3 times just this week
>Almost like she's not even trying...

>> No.43316537

Gilf mgs

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>>43316537
Mamono women age like wine, but is your taste refined enough to handle them?

>> No.43316584

>>43316572
This looks like it was made by penders

>> No.43316585

>>43312812
It's not losing if I want it

>> No.43316645
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I like to imagine there's a difference between Gazer's natural power of suggestion and full-on, proper hypnosis.
>Suggestions are (typically) subtle, subconscious/subliminal messages (audio/visual hallucinations or illusions)
>Hypnosis is when she puts me in an actual hypnotic trance where I am susceptible to more articulate or complex suggestions
The former can be used alongside practical (real-world) techniques to help achieve the latter. The goal in both cases is for me to reach a certain altered state of consciousness that will, in turn, forward our interests.
And that goal, in itself, does not necessitate a full trance if I am already capable of reaching that state of consciousness with simple suggestions.

I think about this a lot. I like to think she does, too.

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>>43316572
>Mamono women age like wine
The big titty ones age like milk, as you'd expect.

>> No.43316682

So, who here is keeping themselves pure for dotr?

>> No.43316700

>>43316682
I ain't saving myself for hypotheticals. If the portals open, my shorty is monsterizing.

>> No.43316709

>>43316682
I'm pure and will stay pure but saying that It's by choice is not totally true and quite hypocritical.

>> No.43316717

>>43316647
It's all fun and game until a mamono does this back at you

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>> No.43316767

>>43316348
Can't slide under machines as easily with a massive rack. Also, profile pic not representative of the entire race, etc.
https://cdn.donmai.us/original/3d/9e/__mechanic_san_getsuyoubi_no_tawawa_drawn_by_himura_kiseki__3d9e49f18c5c10dfb3703ed4d38b62b6.png

>> No.43316805

>>43316717
They can't. I will molest their ears and they can't do shit about it.

>> No.43316825

I am a brave knight and my duke has sent me to stop the evil Lich before she can raise an army of undead. I am strong and I have steel and my faith can overcome any magic, I cannot fail.
I will slay the Lich and destroy her phylactary and banish her soul to the underworld!

>> No.43316836

>>43316717
Turnabout is fair play; I'd expect nothing less from a wife of mine and I love that anyway. Mutual exploitation of weak points sounds fun.

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>> No.43316916

>>43316825
>anon and his lich wife roleplaying to spruce up their sex life

>> No.43316962

>>43316916
That one gets really kinky, sometimes she even lets him break her phylactery.

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>>43316287
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also lilim appreciation post

>> No.43317010

>>43316978
I'd appreciate if they made the portals to better girls.

>> No.43317013

>>43312802
>Enter the starting area on a normal gathering quest
>See "RUN" flashing in red letters on the upper left and hear footsteps getting closer
These surprise invader missions are something else

>> No.43317034

>>43312862
Anon may lose in overall strength but his grip strength is SSS rank. He just needs to hold on and he can exhaust her

>> No.43317059

I will only accept the haggiest of hags

>> No.43317070

>>43316333
I really like these ideas.

>> No.43317075

>>43317034
He won't be able to last long, Bapho also has a speed advantage over him, she can blitz him and jump up to put him into her signature facesitting head leglock before he can even see it coming. She'll tap him out.

>> No.43317082

>>43313047
Mamano with tails like cats wearing human dresses do so only to strategically lift them up when bending over in front of their oneitis

>> No.43317102

>>43316333
It is one of the few mainstream examples I can think of where a man canonically impregnates a monster girl

>> No.43317105

>>43317082
Just make a hole for the tail. Are they doing it on purpose? Who knows...

>> No.43317109

>>43317075
He just has to hold like she's a bucking bull. That bapho is going to learn that technique and training is more important than innate strength

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Is there another way to calm down an ornery cow through something else than rough pelvis smashing sex?

>> No.43317119

>>43317105
>Just make a hole for the tail.
Why do you think I specified "human" dresses?
>Are they doing it on purpose?
...

>> No.43317135

>>43317119
Just a single cut with a scissors on human dresses still make it a human dresses, It's really not hard. Do It lazy cat

>> No.43317143

>>43316978
Sending a letter to my local monberia lilim representative asking why there aren't fat lilim titties crushing my face at the moment

>> No.43317209

>>43317117
Pin her down, pat her head, and give her a good milking. The first bit is a bit tricky and usually results in rough, pelvis smashing sex, however. She calms down either way, it's fine.

>> No.43317211

>>43317070
>>43317102
>FULASULAITU!
>RECON!
>HE'S BEHIND THE BED!

Damn, Replicant-chan is pretty tactical

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>> No.43317255

>>43317211
Heavy Riot Hellhound. The armor is big but her titflesh and muscles still barely fit inside.

>> No.43317276

Hellhound chan won't see me groping her butt while's too busy grooming her claws to notice me sneaking up from behind coming!

>> No.43317290

>>43317255
Just use your "penetrator" hehe
>>43317211
Really like the idea of a monster that uses duplication potions/magic so there is a small army of her to keep her husband safe.

Even cuter if she goes around fortifying any place she lives in, so you come home to your home turned into an FOB with HESCO barriers, razor wire and heavy mortar emplacements in the front lawn. Imagine going to the gun store with your waifu platoon and buying up all their ammo

>> No.43317350

>>43317290
How will you tell them apart without their uniforms? Imagine going balls deep and moaning out the wrong name
>Ohh Bravo 6, you're so tight
>Eeeh?! But I'm Golf 12! Bravo 6 is kissing your neck!
Talk about awkward

>> No.43317408

>>43317109
also weight is very important, no matter how much strengh you have, uness you as equally heavy you will be swung around by any weight you lift

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Bapho-chan will just Super-Mamono punch Anon, and then Spear him for the cover. 1,2,3

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>>43317435
i want to hug the bapho-chan

>> No.43317472

>>43317435
wrestling tho, cant really pucnh and if she does, all anon gotta do is duck right before impact and spear her first for a quick one leg takedown if she was the same size as him but, since shes so small, just gotta put your hand on her head and lower your center of gravity

>> No.43317501

>>43313099
I wonder if all the various demon rulers get along, or if they scheme against each other while King Anon is oblivious

Also I wonder how much convincing they needed to join a harem of their rivals and neighbors

>> No.43317517

>>43317501
hope they have primogenture, or the empire will be divided between the daughters

>> No.43317526

lolis are better suited as casters, tall and larger monsters for more physical warrior classes

>> No.43317529

>>43317517
Maybe Anon has a human first wife, so the empire will be passed to a son. I bet that's the case, as the last human King he almost certainly married a human Heroine.

Imagine the bullying, 1 cute blonde human tomboy vs a dozen demonesses, dragon, undead, etc.

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mana is stored in the biceps

>> No.43317557

I don't care how strong you say she is or how powerful, Baphomet is a TINY little weak loli and I would NOT lose to her! I would never get raped by a loli smaller than me! Never! NEVER!

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>> No.43317560

>>43316572
But I don’t like wine and only drink Jager, Ouzo, and Absinthe

>> No.43317568

>>43317546
no that would be tensile strength, mana is stored in the breasts, reason why holsts are great healers and baphos are amazing magic casters

>> No.43317571
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Dragon girl, wyrm girl, or wyvern girl?

>> No.43317586

>>43317571
wyrm is the one who will tell you i love you without any fluff

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>>43317546
No, it's stored in the ass.

>> No.43317596

Would you be able to be suave and seduce a monstegirl of your choice? Or would your brain bluescreen and revert to generic small talk if even a succubus walked up and started talking to you?

>> No.43317601

>>43317571
Wyvern is an ally of justice!

>> No.43317605

>>43317529
now what to do with all the princesses?

>> No.43317615

>>43317605
>Make some the rulers of districts
>Some go into the army or civil government
>Marry a few off to neighboring kingdoms
>Others go on quests to seek their fortune
>One daughter stays in her room building miniature plastic model kits and playing StarCraft II

Gee, looks like King Anon will need to pull the classic "do this quest for my daughter's hand in marriage" trick again

>> No.43317622

>>43317615
just get her a cozy apartment in some faraway land. so that knights have "DREADFUL TOWER OF A POWERFUL DRAGON" to scale before getting the princess

ofc the princess and the dragon are the same

>> No.43317625

>>43317596
i just default to small talk that veers into things i've heard about and/or things i really like at the moment

>> No.43317629

>>43317615
He should look for the third son of a poor nobleman, ideally a guileless youth with a penchant for rescuing forest critters from hunters and who has managed to escape at least 1 Dark Mage

>> No.43317630

What do monster girls do in "you look nothing like your profile pic" situations with humans?

>> No.43317632

>>43317571
I don't like egg layers.

>> No.43317633
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>have monster coworker
>company wants me to work with her because they thought I needed "help"
How much time do I have left?

>> No.43317638

>>43317622
>be me
>Move to a new apartment complex
>It's ok, nothing fancy
>For some dumb reason it's named "Dragon's Keep Apartment Village"
>Retarded knights and adventurers find it on Monoogle and think it's an actual Dragon's Keep
>Have to deal with loud swordfight and guys in full plate armor clattering up and down the stairs at 3 in the morning
>They make a huge mess until the Super chases them out with a belch of flame
>This only convinces them they're in the right place and keep coming back
>Just last week the local cops arrested 2 jokers hauling a trebuchet into the parking lot

>> No.43317647

>>43317571
Dragon is the best, accept no substitutes

>> No.43317657

>>43317629
well that gets one out of the way, only 60 daughters left

>> No.43317663

>>43317647
I really like the idea of becoming a Dragon Knight with a Wyvern gf

>> No.43317693

>>43317633
I wouldn't mind with pic related even if I spend more time petting then working.

>> No.43317696

>>43317657
Somebody needs to get King Anon a television, 60 daughters is enough!

>> No.43317700

>>43317696
Need to breed.

>> No.43317717

>>43317696
every queen of the conquered realm wanted a heiress of her own (or two, well - maybe 3)

>> No.43317783

What would you get if you combined a mad hatter and a cheshire cat?

>> No.43317785

>>43317571
Yes

>> No.43317786
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>>43312743

>> No.43317799

>>43317783
A series of third party gaming controllers

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>>43317696
Imagine having such a big family. Imagine the family reunions. All 60 daughters coming to visit, plus their husbands and their 1 to 10 children.

You'd need to use the grand hall.

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>>43317811
>you will never build your own perfect wife
soon you will be able to

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>> No.43317859

>>43317571
The Ryu cousin in the next room over

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>>43317557
She's gonna reverse mating press you

>> No.43317866

>>43317826
>build and program almost 1:1 copy of ideal mosntegirl waifu
>almost functionally the same, maybe some metal seams or LED eyes giving it partially away
>portals open
>actually waifu clambers out and sees you making out with her robot version
What could you even do in this situation that doesn't leave either party bitter?

>> No.43317875

>>43317863
hot position, never heard of it before now.

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>>43317866
Nice, twins!

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>> No.43317923

>>43317571
Wurms are dumb and I'd prefer that my wife have hands, so dragon.

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God wants you to marry foxes.

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>> No.43318025

>>43317596
It'd depend on my mental state. Spaghetti doesn't always fall from my pockets, but I'd need to notice that she's flirting, decide I care, and be alert enough to take the opportunity she's presenting to talk my way into her pants. I'd still need some allowance for pasta, though.

>>43317866
Blast the robot with mana, there are ways to bring treasured objects to life.

>> No.43318026
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Double the arms for double the hugs

>> No.43318029

man i want to wake up in mobtown and see all the cute monsters with outragerously curvy bodys

>> No.43318028
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>>43317930
Not an option yet. But maybe they'll add a marriage scene with her in a possible update of Labyrinth of Chaos in the THIRD part of the game.
>>43317949
Anon, if God wasn't a fan of the nephilim, what makes you think he wants half-kitsune?

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>> No.43318107

>>43317276
Anon she'll still be able to smell you, it's a trick! Monster law states grabbing ass is a marriage proposal!

>> No.43318108

>>43312976
This world sucks, please send help.

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Would you date a lonely Buddhist Dragon who keeps making earthquakes with her songs?

>> No.43318144

>>43317596
I would give in to most monsters anon, only reason I'd resist is being afarid of making the wrong choice. I don't want to break my heart or theirs y'know?
I think the first thing I'd do is probably go to the church of Eros for guidance.

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>Can this bacteria found in the cloaca of egyptian snakes be the key to low-methane cattle?

>> No.43318195
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Greek goddess (will may get screw you in more ways than one), egyptian goddess (you will most likely be seen as an inferior peasant, even if she likes you), norse goddess (breath definitely stinks and everyone is stupid as fuck) or hindu goddess (you might have to endure being stepped on once in a while).

>> No.43318207

Don't touch it.

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>> No.43318223

>>43318195
>goddess
cringe

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>> No.43318253

>>43318223
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>> No.43318264

>>43318207
I don't even see anything. These Order brand glasses are great.

>> No.43318274

>>43318245
The hell are those blobs on her legs? Are those her pockets?

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>>43318207
you can't stop me

>> No.43318355

>>43318207
>Go into the Pound Town Dive Bar
>Sign Says do not touch bouncers as the establishment can't be held liable for aggressive marriages
>I have 1 too many peanut butter whiskys and touch the base of the hellhound bouncers tail
>

>> No.43318356
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>>43318207
I'm touching it

>> No.43318374

Best chimera combos bros?

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>>43318207
If it shouldn't be touched, why is it so prominently displayed?

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What would the combination be (name, appearance, etc.)

>> No.43318537

>>43318377
T. Man kicked out of every museum he's ever visited

>> No.43318576

>>43318537
That was one time and it's the anubis curator's fault for not putting a rope up to stop me

>> No.43318646

>>43318531
That is one wholesome looking Paloma

>> No.43318674

Will I get the monster wife I need or the one I want? Or do I get the one I want but also need?

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>> No.43318682

>>43318576
I just got an image in my head of Indiana Anon attempting to steal an Anubi's panties and when she protests he simply states that they belong in a museum.

>> No.43318719

I want tea now. Who would make it best? Ms. Hatter's special tea is banned, BTW.

>> No.43318732

>>43318682
I'm sure they're old and dusty enough to be there. "borrowing" ancient mamono relics would be fun. I should've been a archaeologist

>> No.43318740

>>43318732
>Dusty
>Ancient, frumpy Anubis who's been alone so long she stopped even bothering to wear panties
>She now dresses exclusively in oversized band shirts from generations ago

>> No.43318743

>>43318719
A very desperate CC demon, trust me. She won't drug your tea

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>challenge a lizardman to battle
>assume it will be an easy fight because she has no weapons and her stance suggests no training
>after you land a few easy hits, she breathes fire on you and instantly incapacitates you
>realize that you mistakenly challenged a dragon

>> No.43318761

>>43318744
I hope you enjoy being a part of her hoard anon

>> No.43318766

>>43318740
>Anon goes to reenact the idol swap scene from Raider's
>Lifts up the shirt to swap the panties
>Face full of anubis ass

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Holy cow.

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>>43318744
>assume it will be an easy fight because... her stance suggests no training
A classic blunder. No stance is the Chad stance.

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Support your local dark mage by buying potions and herbs from her. Made exclusively from natural local ingredients none of that artificial mass produced crap.

>> No.43318806

How would a Malef dragon react if you were really into dragons and thought they were cool as fuck? Would she be smug?

>> No.43318808

>>43318744
You should explain to her that as a mere female lizard she should've let you win

>> No.43318810

It's time to stop losing to monsters and time to start winning with monsters.

>> No.43318830

>>43318801
I will instead rob her shop under the cloak of darkness by nightfall.

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>>43312743
https://youtu.be/WyF8RHM1OCg

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>>43318830
you are gonna get caught and used as a mana battery

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>> No.43318866

>>43318837
It's the dream we all strive for just with a better girl.

>> No.43318910
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>and then they all bowed before the powerful dragon and her terrible might
>the end
at least it puts the chicks to sleep

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>>43318955
It's a woman in a hat. But so is witch. Unlike witch she's boring though.

>> No.43318983

>>43318971
uoh striped stockings

>> No.43318989

>>43318955
No human mage I know needs help milking more milk than possible out of her for potions

>> No.43318994

>>43317571
>Butter-T
Wasn't he despised by many anons?
I can't recall the reason why.

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>>43318772
Neither Holy enough, nor enough of a cow.

>> No.43319006

>>43318994
the art's kind of bland and tends to be paywalled, so maybe?

>> No.43319038

>>43318994
I know there was a Hellhound tentacle doujin, not sure if there was something worse

>> No.43319046
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Is it more dangerous to order pizza or be a pizza delivery driver in MGC

>> No.43319060

>>43319046
Ordering pizza because then they know where you live.

>> No.43319077

>>43319046
It's more dangerous to be the driver. You're forces to come to a monster, when expected, after they've had a chance to prepare and psych themselves up. Delivery drivers have to walk to the door of a potential rape cave on call.

>> No.43319078

>>43319038
Android 18 NTR.

>> No.43319087

>>43319046
>delivery girl comes in
>won't give you the box
>says if you want to eat pizza, she'll feed it to you herself
>try to call the cops
>she grabs the phone from you and goes
>"let's not turn this date rape into just rape"
I HATE THE DL
I HATE THE DL

>> No.43319088

>>43319046
>Get a wife with your pizza
Good deal

>> No.43319110

>>43319006
Yeah. I remember the paywall being the most disliked thing about him. If he did anything weird, it was non-MGE so people just kinda ignored it.

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>>43319110
>it was non-MGE so people just kinda ignored it.
how common.

>> No.43319213

Why in the world would a Monster want to make a husband out of a human who's done them wrong? Like an Order follower who tried to kill them in a fight or a thug who tried to steal from an honest, hard working Monster? Why do Monsters want to "fix" us so bad, can't they see us humans are rotten and deserve no love? We're villains.

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>>43318955
Are angels just Harpies, aka stupid lying birds trying to pretend they are actually creatures that are the result of divine providence? Literally yes

>> No.43319225

>>43319213
So what you're saying is... humans are the real monsters?

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>>43318971
>Unlike witch she's boring though.
That's easy to fix

>> No.43319239

>>43317949
That's illegal where I live unfortunately

>> No.43319240

>>43319225
If the demon lord succeeds then technically monsters will be the real humans.

>> No.43319257

>>43319213
>Soon to be love corrected anon

>> No.43319287

I HATE love correction! I don't want any of that! If I see a monster I'll just tell them NO THANKS!!

>> No.43319289

>>43319229
I'm going to cry

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>>43319221
>Literally yes
Can harpies have eyes in their wings? Or multiple wings? Or multiple heads? Or halos? Or be made out of elements? Or have serpent features? Or give birth to giants?

>> No.43319330

>>43319225
Yes, yes I am. Humans are pure evil, we don't deserve any love. Supporting our continued existence is a sin against thw whole world. Humans kill the environment and subvert ecosystems, we have invented all the vices of life. Humans destroy and ruin everything they touch. We should be driven extinct instead.
Monsters should stop loving humans. No amount of "correction" will make me think otherwise.

>> No.43319358

>>43319325
Ayyy, four titties!

>> No.43319362

>>43319287
You won't be able to complain when smothered in the softness of a meaty monster as she lovingly hugs you.

>> No.43319389

>>43319289
>I'm going to cry
For child belly and chest?
Or cheeky lolis?
Or all of the above?

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>>43315084
Let them fight.

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>>43319389
Children, erotic.

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>> No.43319435

>>43319213
>>43319330
Mindflayer-san will cure your misanthropy, anon.

>> No.43319455

God dammit I can't stop thinking about being forced to bathe lilims, pharaohs, and demons. Why does mge keep giving me these kind of fetishes.

>> No.43319466

>>43319424
I want to go to where ocelomehs come from and never ever come back.

>>43319455
Remember to be gentle on the pharaoh's cracks, those are highly sensitive.

>> No.43319469

>>43319455
Born to be a servent to high class monsters

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If the portals opened man I'd scared of getting claimed, mostly because I'd be scared of hurting a monster. I'm surprised I don't see more stories about anons like that cause that would be my biggest fear

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I want to summon a demon but I want to do at a really inconvenient time for her. Like if she's in the bath, still doing her makeup or in lazy clothing like old sweatpants

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>> No.43319524

>>43319511
That would be so funny watching a disheveled mess trying to act all seductive and dominant

>> No.43319538

>>43319510
Monster pussy can take a pounding.

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>>43319455
Atleast the lilim isn't making you give her a tongue bathe IMAGINE

>> No.43319592

>>43319455
Bathing with a Jinko is a dream to me.

>> No.43319607

>>43319592
That's different.
>>43319455
What level of femdom is this?

>> No.43319616

>>43319607
>That's different.
Even if it's a Jinko princess or queen?

>> No.43319633

>>43319616
Bathing with someone is different, yeah.

>> No.43319636

>>43318772
Not cow enough those are small for a cow

>> No.43319645

>>43319633
Okay, I misunderstood. Bathing with a Lilim, Pharaoh, or a Demon would be pretty nice too.

>> No.43319651

>>43319645
Ah, piping hot after bath sex with a dead chick.

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fluffy girls

>> No.43319729

>>43319688
>>>/trash/

>> No.43319753

>>43319729
kemono isn't furry

>> No.43319756
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Ok, what level of furry do you consider acceptable?

>> No.43319759

>>43319753
It's literally the jap word for it, fuck off retard.

>> No.43319767

>>43319756
Two, three in certain circumstances.

>> No.43319784

Will we ever get another muscular MG? If so, who do you think it will be? Last one was Jinko.

>> No.43319788

>>43319759
it's kemono not furry thats like saying manga is like disgusting American comics

>> No.43319789

>>43319756
Semi-Furry is literally Hellhound-Jinko level, so that one. After that its just Siths.

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I want dark valkyrie-chan to come protect me from loneliness.

>> No.43319798

>>43319789
>Semi-Furry is literally Hellhound-Jinko level
No it's not, retard. Take a closer look.

>> No.43319805

>>43317571
A wyvern or dragonia dragon so she has a proper personality

>> No.43319809

>>43319767
>three in certain circumstances.

You fapped to Renamon too?

>> No.43319814

>>43319784
Probably the lion one when he gets around to releasing that.

>> No.43319824

>>43319814
>KC
>getting off his jap ass to work
>ever again now that he has his patreon
lol

>> No.43319835

>>43319798
Stop arguing with shit-stirrers making bullshit claims in bad faith. Just call them retarded faggots and move on.

>> No.43319842

>>43319805
>.
I know, the snout, but its still the level that represents them the most.

>> No.43319844

>>43319835
he's right though. Semi-furry is paws and feet.

>> No.43319862

>>43319844
Semi-furry has fur on her face and an animal nose you blind mongoloid.

>> No.43319866

>>43319455
I have an ongoing fantasy of making baphs and other powerful lolimons entirely useless and dependant on me to the point where they get me to feed, change, and bathe them by hand otherwise they get grumpy.

>> No.43319869

>>43319835
This. Also noticed how furfaggotry and shitting on KC appeared at the same time?

>> No.43319875

Alright, so KC said that likely the next mamono lord will be chosen by an election rather than just one of the DL's daughters inheriting it. So something came to my mind, so if a Lilim wins the election it is pretty clear, she just steps in, maybe gets a small physical change. If a human woman does she would get transformed into a Lilim+ succ. But, what would happen if a human man surprised everyone and won the election on a populist platform? Would he get transformed with wings, horns and all of that? Would he just get turned into a really powerful Incubus with no physical changes? Would he get red eyes? Would he just get thrown into the strongest unmarried Lilim and become a puppet mamono lord?

>> No.43319883

>>43319862
minor details. There isn't a space in between.

>> No.43319884

>>43319875
Fuck off.

>> No.43319894

>>43319809
Hey good taste. Don't forget the occasional pokemon.

>> No.43319898
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Ignore shitposters, fuck cheshire cat ass instead

>> No.43319907
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Drink milk that isn't hers while being single in front of a unmarried holstaur is asking for milk correction.

>> No.43319908

>>43319884
No u

>> No.43319912
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43319912

That time again, eh?

>> No.43319915
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>>43319898
That is not in the cards.

>> No.43319918

>>43319915
>posting dogfuckers

>> No.43319919

>>43319898
Think of how soft Cheshire ass must be since they flat everywhere all the time, just pure plushy cushions that she keeps backing up into your groin while her upper torso floats off behind you, wrapping her arms around you and nibbling at your ears.

>> No.43319928

>>43319866
They'd be demanding and forceful when you're less dutiful, but I don't think that's a worry to you.

>> No.43319931

I hope KC just finally kills himself one of these days so we can stop posting dogshit like MGE and finally allow some new content in here.

>> No.43319933

>>43319875
>Would he just get turned into a really powerful Incubus with no physical changes?
This is the correct one with maybe possible temporarily transformations like the chaos incubi and that’s it just a human with unique transformations.
Also he would probably get thrown to the strongest unmarried Lilim to be his bride, but they would be equals instead of that puppet shit.

>> No.43319944

>>43317596
Not many of the girls with thick tails have a lifestyle that makes them open to seduction

>> No.43319946

>>43319918
That's only one variety of Trumparts.

>> No.43319958

>>43319912
Who does it, and why?

>> No.43319960

>>43319946
Don't care what you try to say, any amount of dogfucking spoils the bunch. Why would I ever want to risk being associated with a Trumpart that has a secret dogfucking fetish?

>> No.43319961

>>43319883
I'm the same guy that posted >>43319756 . You can say, for example, 1.9, 1.8, etc as long as you give some further explaination as to what you are or aren't ok with.

>> No.43319974
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43319974

>>43319958
We just don't know.

>> No.43319978

>>43319958
Probably the same gaggle of discordfags that popped up to pitch a fit when Wightfag got slapped for being a retard.

>> No.43319996
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What does this mean in fox code?

>> No.43320006

>>43319974
I know what birds are. Cute!

>> No.43320015

>>43319931
Kill yourself subhuman.

>> No.43320037

>>43320015
Go ahead anon, keep paying that patreon subscription fee! I'm sure KC will release his shitty loli dragon any day now!

>> No.43320040

>>43319996
shes going to squeez your balls.

>> No.43320078

>>43319996
It means "kon kon."
TL note: "kon kon" means "kon kon."

>> No.43320119

>>43320078
I really want yo fuck and cuddle senko now

>> No.43320121

>>43319466
>the pharaoh's cracks, those are highly sensitive.
I want to pin a loli pharaoh's hands above her head and lick her mana cracks.

>> No.43320127

>>43319513
>2014

>> No.43320150
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The fox goddess has come before me but I don't have tofu. Am I screwed?

>> No.43320156

>>43320150
You'll be okay if you have ingredients for a burger.

>> No.43320162

>>43320156
What if I purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

>> No.43320163

>>43320037
But I'm not though. I'm not paying KC at all. I don't give a shit about KC at all. My post was about your fuck MGE so we can discuss something else. You have other threads you can go to for that subhuman.

>> No.43320191

I wanna be hypnotized by a monster!

>> No.43320202

Me pinching my Hellhound's big butt and telling her she's a fat doggie and demanding she get on the treadmill now.

>> No.43320210

Would mgs approve of hard tack?

>> No.43320219

Handholding with mamonos!

>> No.43320262
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Dragon or Kitsune?

>> No.43320265

>>43320202
That's how you motivate chubbywans to become musclewans.

>> No.43320301
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>>43320191
>[Excited gazer noises]

>> No.43320308

>mfw I get off work and come back home to my Kiki and Shog broom dueling
>again
Girls please, can't you just get along...?

>> No.43320324

>>43320308
Just have the Shog clean your ass out and she'll calm down.

>> No.43320329

>>43320262
I'd like the fox since it's more suitable for my lower class ass, but I feel I'd be making mom more proud if I went for the dragon.

>> No.43320337
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I want to brush her and pet her.
I don't get the big deal about the snout. In the grand scheme of things monsters are way off the deep end for most people once they left the cat ear territory. The fact she's fully covered in fur is just a bonus to make her look less human too. It's no weirder than goat hooves or giant manes some girls have.

>> No.43320338

>>43320308
Why not grab a broom and join in the fun

>> No.43320344

>>43320308
They are getting along. That's what they do for fun.

>> No.43320345

>>43320337
Fuck off

>> No.43320359

>>43320210
They would be offended at the idea of you consuming that

>> No.43320379

>>43320338
Because Shog likes to morph her body so she's out of reach and then say she 'has the high ground'. And getting hit on the head with a broom is not fun, it gives you migraines.

>>43320344
I got to admit, their fights are pretty clean and result in no collateral so I never come home to a mess, but they take it way too seriously that it always seems like they have actual malice for each other over who has more of my affection instead of fun...

>> No.43320383

>>43319824
The real problem I have with KC, is that it seems he already has profiles made, but he just won't release them and it infuriates me specifically he seems to not release them just to keep them as "surprises" for his game. Which overall just worsen MGE for everyone.

>> No.43320402

>>43320383
He's a scamming fucking thief, let's not sugar coat it. Honestly people should just spam report his patreon.

>> No.43320406
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>>43320337
You're making a reasonable argument about Cait Siths and I agree with you--lots of mamono have WAAAAAAAAAAY crazier bodies than them.
> Pic related.
But 4chan has an incredibly long history of hating furries, and honestly it would be super weird to kiss a Cait Sith compared to, say, Miss Arachne here.

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43320408

>>43320337
cait for kemololi
cu for kemono
what should be the representative for BIG kemonos?
kemono is not furry

>> No.43320409

>>43320359
Feeding monsters various MREs to see how they react, for science!

>> No.43320414

>>43320383
Actually, during the wight drama he dropped malef around the same time, didn't he? Somewhat after, I think. And one of the raiders said he had a stock of profiles he releases when something upsets him. So if you want to get more profiles just upset him, apparently. I guess it would also explain why malef still isn't public.

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>> No.43320430

>>43320383
i mean he's been at it for something like a decade. a little burnout isn't surprising

>> No.43320471

>>43320430
>stealing people's money is actually okay because he has an emotional boo boo that makes him not want to work
fuck off kek

>> No.43320478

>>43320402
>He's a scamming fucking thief

No, I don't think so. He really treats MG like a passion project. He is just very, very bad at managing his community and profits. Anyone with KC's platform could have a MGE game developed like monster girl quest. I am pretty sure he likely could get a manga, even an animated hentai. He just wont. He is so paranoid others will ruin MGE (which I kinda agree with) that he just refuse to delegate. I get him policing MGE, but he could do it and allow a team to help him develop the game. And honestly there are artists that make a living just drawing hentai. Would it kill him to release a profile per month?

>> No.43320481

>>43320419
Do not punch the slime tit

>> No.43320491

>>43320471
Agreed. If he can't finish the game. stop taking people's money for it.

>> No.43320492

>>43320414
>And one of the raiders
Raiders? Was he hacked or something?

>> No.43320506

>>43320478
>He really treats MG like a passion project.
Which is why he's gone radio fucking silent for over multiple years now while sitting back and collecting patreonbux only to show up once in a blue moon to sperg out over some literal who on twitter? Yeah man this really seems like a passion project.

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43320507

Undead Sabbath when? Only God know how hard I would impregnate every single one of its member until every corpse has a bloated belly

>> No.43320510

>>43320492
At least some of the people raiding us were talking to him.

>> No.43320517

>>43320471
why do you care so much about other peoples money?

>> No.43320521

>>43320337
Fuck on

>> No.43320523

>>43320507
Ask around for a number to Renrushka.

>> No.43320524

>>43320517
If you're not going to do any fucking work then stop stealing their money, it's that simple.

>> No.43320527

>>43320408
Rope for furfags
Fuck off vermin
>>>/trash/

>> No.43320528
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Why can't you faggots learn to separate the art from the artist?

>> No.43320536

>>43320409
I'd want to try them myself

>> No.43320543

>>43320528
Well it's a good thing MGE art has sucked fucking ass for years now. No need to separate much.

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>>43320527
>>43320345

>> No.43320546

>>43320524
if you treat it as anything but a tip jar i don't know what to tell you

>> No.43320547

>>43320528
It's the same angry /d/trannoids screetching about KC again. They don't care about anything else other than shitting up the thread. And what a coincidence, furshit is being spammed at the same time again.

>> No.43320556

>>43320478
Not gonna lie I don't want an animated hentai from him because it's going to be censored stuff that only appeals to those who are breast fixed

>> No.43320562

>>43320517
Retard. KC getting money from Patreon for nothing leads to incentives to do nothing cause why do effort when he gets paid to do nothing.

>> No.43320569

>>43320562
>why do effort when he gets paid to do nothing.
He's been doing that since 2015.

>> No.43320570

>>43320491
>Agreed. If he can't finish the game. stop taking people's money for it.

As a Patreon member myself. It isnt just the game. I support it because I love MGE and want to support KC because for the better or worse, it has helpted me to get through in life. But I do get disappointed at times by how little KC does. Then again, I am a poorfag neet that just lives on the allowance left by my deceased dad, so it isn't like I can't complain much about little work.

>> No.43320572

>>43320543
I disagree. KC's art for the newer MGs are good.

>> No.43320571
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>>43320536
After watching enough YouTube vids from Steve1989MRE, I broke down and bought one off Amazon.

They're like decent cafeteria food--not great, but shockingly not terrible. I think most mamono would be vaguely offended by them on principle.

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>>43320547
I resent that - I'm more of a /gif/ guy.

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>>43320478
I wish there was a mge stardew valley game where you can chose which path of incubus type you want to become, that you can chose between either a regular incubus or a chaos incubus.
Which maybe there can be a hero option too as some type of dlc where you marry angel girls.

>> No.43320585

>>43320572
>sameface garbage with barely any monster bits anymore
>good art
kay

>> No.43320588

Sith monsters are not my thing, I don't like furry. But... if KC made a muscle MG Sith, I really don't know how I would react, depending on her profile. Not that it will ever happen though.

>> No.43320600

>>43320576
>become diet monster boy or a full fledged monster boy
I don't see the point.

>> No.43320602

>>43320573
>/gif/
Oh yes the board that's mostly just 3DPD blacked porn or some shit with a side of chinese factory accidents, a fitting place for a subhuman furfag.

>> No.43320610

>>43320585
The Malef which you can find on kemono has plenty of non monster bits. If that's not enough for you, all I can say is that this is monster girl which is more girl then monster. That's just how it is. I know MGQ does more monstrous and that's fine for those who like that and they can just go to MGQ on vg for that.

>> No.43320626

>>43320610
>plenty of non monster bits
Oh wow, a bunch of shitty cosplay tier garbage like basic bitch wings and "claws" that Dragons already have. How fucking innovative and totally worth stealing hundreds of dollars from people for!

>> No.43320633

>>43320626
don't forget the nagatoro face

>> No.43320634

>>43319814
I wonder if the lioness is going to be a single girl or a harem. Will she be a single monster girl representing lions? Or will KC split it with "female" lions shaped after lionesses and "male" (of course still fully female and MGs) shaped after lions with manes and all that. Like Goblin and Hogoblin.

>> No.43320636

>>43320633
Already been done with redcaps.

>> No.43320641

>>43320600
Which option do you want for I added the hero option for the absolute normal stuff, that I don’t know any other paths that can be added if this ever became a thing. Since if you fuck a monster girl you become a incubus.

>> No.43320644

>>43320636
that just makes the sameface worse

>> No.43320647

>>43320634
Reverse harem girl if KC wasn't a massive fucking pussy.

>> No.43320649

>>43320543
>>43320585
>>43320626
I'm talking about the MGE setting in general. Retards want us to throw it away even though MGE is practically the only monstergirl setting that doesn't have NTR/snuff/monsterboys etc.

>> No.43320654

>>43320649
this may surprise you, but you might be talking to a bad actor right now.

>> No.43320656

>>43320649
>NTR/snuff/monsterboys
All still exist in MGE. You retards just got duped by KC into thinking it doesn't count.

>> No.43320662
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>>43320588
imagine a tiger girl
>>43320573
>>43320602
gif and wsg and are unfunny unusable hellholes

>> No.43320664

>>43320641
>Since if you fuck a monster girl you become a incubus.
Which is why MGE sucks. The second Incubi become the "norm" enough for monster girls they wouldn't give humans a single glance.

>> No.43320666

>>43320649
Please don't respond to him, his most recent post proves he's a bad actor and a retard.

>> No.43320681

>>43320649
Don't bother trying to reason with it, it's one of the mentally ill /d/tards still mad at KC about cuckshit getting slapped down. They've been popping up here ever since the drama.

It's the same posts, the same posting style and the same bad faith """""""""arguments"""""""" every time trying to convince people here to turn against KC. Either R&I or tell it to kys, attempting any real communication with a nonhuman cyst is pointless.

>> No.43320685

>>43320664
isn't incubization literally just a +stamina
oh and also you're a wizard harry
and unless you specifically want to morph your body you're still a normal dude

>> No.43320700

>>43320681
That drama bothered me plenty too. Enough to not like KC.

>> No.43320705

>>43320685
>isn't incubization literally just a +stamina
Not when multiple species start calling you the "male" of their species after you get corrupted. KC is likely just a bitch and refuses to elaborate on that cause no fucking way is it just a pet name anymore with potions that turn you into a literal monsterboy now.

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Monsters really don't need to rub it in when they win in battle with their op builds

>> No.43320713

>>43320700
Nobody cares, kike.

>> No.43320718

>>43320705
>Not when multiple species start calling you the "male" of their species after you get corrupted.
They call you the male of their species before you get incubized as well.

>> No.43320723

>>43320626
Retard. Im on your side about the Patreon. No need to rant to me about it. I found the pic on kemono which is leaking the Patreon.
My post was about MGE MGs not being that monstrous and we like it that way considering how much hate Siths get.

>>43320656
Oh kill yourself fucking subhuman trash

>> No.43320724

>>43320708
anon, imagine not using grappling to turn a fight into a forceful horizontal tango

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>> No.43320727

>>43320718
In the process of corruption which just proves my point.

>> No.43320732

>>43320723
>MGE MGs not being that monstrous
Except the ones that are, kek.

>> No.43320735

>>43320724
Uh, how do you think those 3 mamono won their fights? Bringing flowers and chocolates?

>> No.43320737

>>43320723
Prove me wrong. Literally every single thing you listed that "doesn't exist" in MGE are all still there. You just got fooled into thinking it's not because you think KC is your God.

>> No.43320740

>>43320705
They consider you a male of their species before you even get Incubized retard. If they didn't, they wouldn't want human men at all just Incubus.
You want actual monsterboys which is why you are arguing like this.

Kill yourself you fucking subhuman trash.

>> No.43320744

>>43320724
>yeah I know capoeira

>> No.43320757

>>43320735
Anon, are you dull of the mind?
>>43320744
>Howtogiveyourfuturewifealegfetish.mov

>> No.43320766

>>43320723
Thats not "monstrous" though? Its furshit

>> No.43320771

>>43320732
They are not that monstrous compared to MGQ or any other doujin you can find online. See how others are whining about cosplay showing my point.

>>43320737
I don't have to do shit. I even talked shit about his Patreon but he is my god? Fuck off scum. It's clear. We can't have any nice discussion at all cause of scum like you. I will keep quiet about KCs Patreon then to spite you fucks.

>> No.43320774

>>43320740
See >>43320727 and shut up. The only reasons monsters give a shit about humans right now is because the Incubi population is too low to sustain itself and how monsters can't birth males yet. Do you really think a society that regularly turns men into non-humans through various methods (potions, chaos husbands, other wonderland bullshit) all while making a VERY clear distinction between humans and incubi don't have any underlying thoughts about this? Fucking retard.

>> No.43320782

>>43320766
It's still not cosplay human which is what the retard was ranting about.

>> No.43320784

>>43320724
I could only grapple one at a time and then the other two would just go on the attack and counter-pin me. That's just a shortcut to getting ridden by one while the other two whisper lewd things in my ear while waiting for their turns

>> No.43320785

>>43320647
>Reverse harem

Whats that?

>> No.43320786

>>43320774
if you're gonna make shit up at least make it plausible

>> No.43320788

>>43320771
>>I don't have to do shit.
>make claims that KC doesn't do x, y or z
>asked for proofs
>don't substantiate them
every time

>> No.43320794

>>43320662
>imagine a tiger girl

Isn't that Jinko?

>> No.43320795

>>43320785
Multiple men in a relationship with the same girl.

>> No.43320797

>>43320785
Use google, redditor.

>> No.43320798

>>43320757
I mean, maybe? I also kinda want flowers and choocolates.

>> No.43320802

>>43320774
I get it now. You're from tg or sb or discord.
My mistake on talking to you at all. Fuck off scum.

>> No.43320805

>>43320784
just swing one into the others, then fuck them while their knocked out

>> No.43320809

Imagining a perfect world where the "no trolling" rule gets enforced, that or people learn not to respond to bait, either works

>> No.43320814

>>43320788
You're the one who made the claim retard.

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>>43320786
>>43320802
>can't actually debunk anything
I accept your concession.

>> No.43320819

>>43320794
yeah
siths are just furry ripoffs of existing girls

>> No.43320823

>>43320774
From the wiki: Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.”

>> No.43320826

>>43320626

We support KC not because he isn't a great artist but because those are MGE MGs and what they represent. Monster girls that love you unconditionally, will not reject you ever unless married or after a guy already, can't cheat, loves sex, will be a little forceful, etc.

There are better artists. But their MGs don't have these rules or represent that. This is really the selling point of MGE and why people support KC. It is not about the art, its about the setting.

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>>43320809
You can't do that! Miss Troll is cute and likable.
Also, lickable.

>> No.43320835

>>43320809
Imagine a world where we could ban all these trollers. Would be great.
Anyway, these fucks are all from discord or tg. We should ignore them.

>> No.43320838

>>43320814
NTR exists in regular instances within human territories. Snuffplay is absolutely a thing in Undead Kingdoms since their entire system works around raising people's dead bodies against their will along with hosting mock executions and the grey mushrooms. Also see >>43320816 for the point about monster boys.

>> No.43320839

ok guys

weekly progress reports

>> No.43320848

>>43320823
>>43320826
Don't even bother.
They decry MGE so that they can include their fetishes we don't want or turn it into tg shit. Just ignore them.

>> No.43320849

>>43320826
That's extremely autistic and not true for anyone here at all. Most anons just want content.

>> No.43320850

>>43320823
Means nothing. Once there's enough Incubi it's clear as day monsters will view them as the only "men" around and humans will be completely ignored.

>> No.43320851

>>43320809
Let me test something.
Kureiji Ollie sucks me off every day while janny watches and jerks off in the corner.

>> No.43320853

Showed wife Bridge to Terabithia and now she won't stop crying. What do?

>> No.43320861

>>43320826
>being this much of a cuckold for a guy that hasn't delivered shit for multiple years now on any fronts outside of a shitty doujin cover

>> No.43320863
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43320863

why must shitposters always be accused of being organized?
i post Cus just because it's funny to get a fuck off reply
independent shitpost representation!

>> No.43320867
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>>43320861
Please only expand this thumbnail if you paid up, gaijin.

>> No.43320869
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43320869

>>43320838
> Snuffplay a thing
No tobacco products for me, thank you very much. Although I wouldn't immediately reject a mamono for smoking as it is well known to make you look cooler.

>> No.43320874

>>43320867
AAEEEIIIIIII NO ANON KC MIGHT KILL HIMSELF DELETE THIS NOW NOW NOW DO NOT LEAK

>> No.43320876

>>43320867
Or just go to kemono and get it for free. Lol

>> No.43320878

>>43320409
that a yt channel?

>> No.43320884
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43320884

Looks like you know who is back.

>> No.43320885

>>43320876
The q and a didn't end up on kemono for ages. neither did phoenix. Malef lasted about six hours.

>> No.43320887

>>43320874
Considering he apparently, this was said above, releases more profiles the more upset he feels. This could lead to another MG.

>> No.43320894

>>43320869
It's better to ignore them. They either didn't read about the setting or are just trolling

>> No.43320900
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43320900

>>43317693
>Doing work with a bunyip
>Use her silky lower half as a couch while laying head in her breasts as she hums softly
Might have to move yips up in the list

>> No.43320905

>>43320887
The only thing that gets him off his lazy ass is messing with his money maker. He doesn't give a shit otherwise since if he did he might actually release a game update.

>> No.43320906

>>43320774

KC already addressed this directly, in a question I made to him. No, incubuses being born will not make MGs top being interested in human males. It might not make sense, but its the canon answer. About population, canonically MGE reproduction works on a "what is needed" basis, and this is even without mamono mana (heavily influenced by desire) messing around. Humans and specifically human males are being born a lot because of how much they were gutted in the era of the previous mamono lords. MG birth rates will just adjust once male incubus are born, they will likely be born in much greater numbers if human males become more than available MGs. There is also the thing about MGs being able to born from statues (Gargyole), monsterized women, lingering regret (Doppels) or Chimaeras just born from mana boxes. This is no problem whatsoever. There is also fate, a power overwhelmingly greater than the Mamono Lord or the Chief God working to make sure you get your perfect waifu and MGs get their husbandos. Also the implication that Love itself is the Pantheistic God of MGE permeating everything like an universal spirit. Also KC stating "love trumps all" is the fundamental rule of MGE. In summary, MGE is patched from all sides ensuring what you say will not happen.

>> No.43320909

>>43320885
Sure but it's free so have some patience

>> No.43320913

>>43320884
Voldemort?

>> No.43320914

>>43320894
>replying to a literal furfag

>> No.43320923
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43320923

>>43320894
But I wanted to make a snuff pun!

>> No.43320925

>>43320647
>>43320795

So cuckshit? Why would KC ever include that? No male harems will ever happen in MGE. The closest to that are Werewolf packs where you in theory can be stuck in a pack where you get the omega Wereolf and a guy gets all other girls, but still no sharing. And even then I am pretty sure such a situation would not happen in current MGE.

>> No.43320935

>>43320906
Sounds like a fat load of cope that isn't actually in any part of the setting officially from a lazy jap that can't be fucked to work more than the average Mojang employee while collecting free money from gullible retards. The only way retardation like this works would be if monsters worked like a hivemind and possessed zero individuality.

>> No.43320940
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43320940

>>43320884
I love this artist

>> No.43320949
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>>43320913
Worse.

>> No.43320951

>>43320906
I recall he QnA in kemono saying that population wise, there would be more MGs than males being born to MGs like how in RL we have more boys then girls.

>> No.43320952

>>43320894
the mock executions could be fun though. always nice to see a new dullahan join the ranks

>> No.43320953

>>43320906
It’s all about them frequencies do you vibe with your monster wife.

>> No.43320973

>>43320925
>No male harems will ever happen in MGE.
Can already happen right now, retard. Doppelganger potion with a Theriomorphosis Potion and bam.

>> No.43320977

>>43320905
Sure. My position has always been the same. Stop paying his Patreon cause he is not releasing anything.

>>43320935
You are replying to a cuck who calls KC a coward for not catering to his fetish. That's all it is.

>> No.43320980

>>43320973
I just call that multi dimensional sex rather than it truly being reverse harem.

>> No.43320982

Stop arguing with the /d/troon, he's a mentally deranged shitposter that belongs in a nuthouse. Those retards think KC is worse than Hitler because he slapped down their pet cuck and still won't allow their derangements in his setting.

>> No.43320984

>>43320869
Foxes with a Kiseru are dangerous

>> No.43320985

>>43320887

Source for that? I call bullshit. If KC got really hacked or whatever, those profiles would had been leaked already.

>> No.43320987

>>43320985
Who said KC got hacked?

>> No.43320992

>>43320977
>Stop paying his Patreon cause he is not releasing anything.
Not enough, people need to actively tell people how to get his mediocre shit for free anywhere they can.

>> No.43320996

>>43320982
True. We should stop.

>> No.43320997

>>43320849

Yes and the reason the content is liked is because it is the canon of MGE. Otherwise anons would just look for generic MG art and fap to it. We like MGs because they are MGE MGs and we know they will never cheat on you, reject you and whatever. Of course content is important, but being MGE content is important.

>> No.43320999

>>43320982
gb2 /pol/

>> No.43321004

>Kikimora only wears conservative nun attire, complete with habit
>When asked, she refuses to give a straight answer ranging from cosplay to she just likes it
>Come home from work after just an hour one day due to a power outage in the building
>Find a bunch of strangers in your living room
>Your maid is standing there like a deer in headlights
>Turns out she's been trying to form a cult that worships you and actually managed to get a few converts

>> No.43321012

>>43320997
Yeah, i got confused when i saw some stories tagging MGE having mgs sleep around, what's the point?

>> No.43321016
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43321016

>>43321004
Thumbs Up, Anon.

>> No.43321035

>>43320935
>Sounds like a fat load of cope that isn't actually in any part of the setting officially

Its the canon answer. Deal with it, I saw it, I made the question myself and got the answer. You don't get to shove your "MGs will just stop being interested in you!" bullshit, because it is officially false and even if it was, we are not talking about that age of MGE, we are in the current age of MGE (and will always be aside from doujins and stuff taking place in the future). Just like how we are not dealing with previous mamono lords era MGE.

>> No.43321040

>>43320262
Dragon
They always melt into your arms after a few kisses
Foxes are annoying to deal with sure they are loyal to those they consider friends but their pranks get old very fast

>> No.43321041
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43321041

>>43320997

>> No.43321055

>>43319213
"I can fix him" is a female instinct as old as time. Except monsters cases they can actually do it.

>> No.43321100

>>43320906
This shit is why MGE is so damn nice to me, the idea of love always winning out is so nice and it's almost never shown in media anymore, especially porn shit.

>> No.43321118

>>43320906
>Also the implication that Love itself is the Pantheistic God of MGE permeating everything like an universal spirit.

Isn't that a contradiction with Eros being the Goddess of love? I am pretty sure Eros is weaker than the Mamono Lord and the Chief God.

>> No.43321127

>>43321118
The Holy Spirit lurking in the background.

>> No.43321130

>>43321100

MGE is literally Madara's "A world of only victors, a world of only peace, a world of only love" made true. KC also literally said if you have nothing but love in MG you can live off it. Which is why you have mana boxes, where you literally can sell sex with your wife if you don't want to work.

>> No.43321132

>>43321118
Mara is also a goddess of love, think of it like Poseidon being the goddess of the ocean but undines are still a thing

>> No.43321144

>>43321118
I wouldn't say so. Let's take elementals. You have elementals of a mountain but then you have another elemental of that entire country that that mountain resides in.
Never mind that MGE gods aren't omnipotent unchanging beings. Positions can change see Mara and gods can be beaten.

>> No.43321146

All the gods of MGE are false gods I will make them my wives.

>> No.43321152

>>43321130
Indeed. But you can work as we see in the books. The kemono leaks talk about husband's playing sports and the wives cheerleading.

>> No.43321159

>>43317571
Yes.
>>43317859
Also yes.

>> No.43321197
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43321197

Werewolf or vampire?

>> No.43321212

>>43321197
werewolf, choco thicc

>> No.43321214

>>43321197
Anon, I don't think I get a choice in this, whichever one wins just gets me for a bit.

>> No.43321217

who was commodore Perry of mgs?

>> No.43321228

>>43321197
More of a cat anon than a dog anon, so I pick vampire.

>> No.43321229

>>43321197
>>43321212
>>43321214
but who was phone?

>> No.43321230

>>43321152
>Indeed. But you can work as we see in the books.

Yes, you can. You just don't have to. Also work in mamono realm seem to be very light.

>> No.43321232

>>43320999
what?

>> No.43321244

If I recall correctly, I think wars still happen between MGs countries. But they are more like rough games and excuses to hunt husbands rather than real gruesome wars.

>> No.43321245
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>>43321130
It's so nice isn't it? Genuinely hope multiverse is true, knowing a nice universe might even exist is just well nice. I hope the portals meme comes true despite knowing it won't

>> No.43321250

>>43321244
>but who was phone?
so its like dog days ?

>> No.43321252

>>43321244
Yeah even if they did have an actual conflict it wouldn't result in any real death or loss thanks to demonic sliver

>> No.43321253

>>43321244
I mean, I'm pretty sure Zipangu or the Mist Continent basically has a Romance of the Three Kingdoms going on over Femdom, MaleDom, and switch.

>> No.43321255

>>43321197
I want a thick choco dog to lie on her belly on top of me and then fall asleep.

>> No.43321256

>>43321253
What's the femdom kingdom? Gonna go there when the portals open

>> No.43321259

>>43321256
i wont let you

>> No.43321267

>>43319928
Thats exactly what I'd want.
I'd love to see their pouty face when I'm genuinely tired and didn't make as lavish a dinner as I'd promised, or their worried face when I'm sick and can't do everything for them, them getting fussy when because I didn't give them their favorite bath toys.
I want to spoil her rotten until she can't even think wearing something I didn't personally dress her with or prepare for her consumption.

>> No.43321270

>>43321256
Land of Four Fiends

>> No.43321279

>>43321197
vampire

>> No.43321296
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43321296

>The Witch Queen of the Dark Elves is an unkempt single NEET who stays in her castle and lesbian-incests her older mom

LOL!!! Pathetic! Why are there losers who even like dark elves. Anons who want to be Amazon Position'd by big minotaur girls or mating press a timid succubus have better tastes and preferences for women than wanting a dark elf, LMAO!

>> No.43321310

>>43321256

Land of Four Fiends. Where even Jinkos (ot of season) are lusting beast soldiers that take men as prisoners and rape them. I wonder how Four Fiends Hinezumis are like if they catch men that are not martial artists.

>> No.43321335

I wanna examine an automatons milking apparatus

>> No.43321338

>>43321253
>>43321256
About the Mist Continent:

>The Land of the Four Gods is a bright green mamono realm ruled by four great monsters often revered as deities. The people there aren't interested in conquering the others, only in maintaining and defending their borders. Its a nation of balance and harmony where living rationally and responsibly is the norm, and even the monsters often restrain their lust to unleash it only at night and such. Of course discipline is still looser than in many human societies.

>The Land of the Four Fiends is ruled by four exceedingly licentious monsters, and the dark realm state of the land reflects this. Basically its an extreme dark mamono realm, with all that entails. Even monsters like jinko are raging beasts, always in heat. Even the smaller states have god-like monsters as rulers, namely nine-tailed youkos, and on an individual basis the Land of the Four Fiends can be said to have the strongest monsters. That said; these nations are not interested in conquest, they invade the other factions only to acquire men to take back to their own lands (since they can't produce their own men) and their fighting forces are made up mostly of unmarried monsters.

>The Land of the Four Souls is a human-dominated set of nations presided over by a bold emperor. The faction is named after god-like monsters in the "holy land" mountains above who mostly stay out of worldly affairs but grant men who seek them out power, these monsters are regarded as gods (perhaps because according to the philosophy of the people here, monsters should be lower in rank than humans). Incubi are regarded as transcendent sages or "xian" who have made the power of the holy land their own. This faction believes in human supremacy and frequently launches military campaigns against the other two factions to absorb them, they believe that the world belongs to humans and by extension it belongs to them specifically. They have subjugated but not eliminated monsters in their lands, and marriage and reproduction with them is allowed. It is mostly the men who fight, but some have monster retainers. The men also tend to take pride in protecting the monsters and don't want them on the front lines. As for their monster wives, they give the men realm silver weapons, and cast spells to protect them when they go off to fight but still worry about them.

>> No.43321339

>>43321335
and then?

>> No.43321350

>>43321335
which one?

>> No.43321357

>>43321339
Probably get worked up over looking at it then put it to good use

>> No.43321358
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43321358

Do you think a punishment is riding a mans face until they get toxoplasmosis?

>> No.43321362

>>43321350
All of them

>> No.43321379

Goddamn I want to cuddle her

>> No.43321385
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>> No.43321393
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>>43321358
Mamono can't get sick, so she can't get toxoplasmosis. So, the premise of your idea doesn't work.

>> No.43321394
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>> No.43321396
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43321396

>>43321379
You want to cuddle an invisible girl?

>> No.43321405

>>43321310
>>43321338
Moving to the land of the four fiends asap I hope no crazy Jinko claims me ahahaha
Where did you guys find this? I went on the mist continent page and couldn't find shit

>> No.43321408
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43321408

When you try to summon a Hellhound, but because its is spacetime fuckery, you get a Tindalos instead.

>> No.43321409

>>43321393
It's the parasite that makes you like cats so in context of mge think of it as sexu-plasmosis to inflame your lust to uncontrollably fuck cats not an actual disease.

>> No.43321412
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43321412

>>43321396
I'm sure that >>43321379
Is referring to >>43321358

That's just science.

>> No.43321414

>>43321405
Actually from what I recall, Mist is very hard to get to, or at least come back from. It is covered in some weird mist that apparently has some timespace fuckery and canonically the wandering scholar disappeared trying to get there.

>> No.43321422

>>43321396
>monstergirl version of the invisible man
>appears to her husband as a blueish transparent ghost-like girl
>her husband desperately tries to convince his family and friends that she's real

>> No.43321425

>>43321412
maybey it is maybey it isn't
however you can't prove it.

>> No.43321432

I try to rub the jinko's abs but she grabs my hand with the claws like a real cat

>> No.43321441
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>> No.43321448

>>43321408
You mess with otherworldly beings you might become a otherworldly being yourself it’s lovecraft 101 or you become sex crazy.

>> No.43321453

Which MG races do you imagine The Order has an unofficial "ignore/DON'T MESS WITH HUSBANDS!" list because of how dangerous they are? Where they will just pretend they see nothing or ignore public handholding?

>> No.43321454

>>43321441
Goddamn her feet are huge.

>> No.43321459

>>43321453
>Where they will just pretend they see nothing or ignore public handholding?
not for danger, but kobolds.

>> No.43321465

>>43321414
I thought the wandering scholar is chilling there and made a comment about how it's nice to not worry about the order nipping at his ass
I guess you really have to want to end up there, and you may be stuck there for a while

>> No.43321466

>>43321453
>dragons
>wurms
>lilims
>baphoments
>hellhounds
>shirohebis

>> No.43321472

>>43321453
Malef
Reg dragons
Hellhounds
Lilims
Baphos
Pretty much every high tier monster, although it would be really funny seeing an arch fairy go ape shit on an order town

>> No.43321474
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43321474

>>43321453
Cheshires, but not because they're dangerous; just really, really annoying.

>> No.43321476

>9 months later...

>> No.43321477

>>43321474
A Cheshire would absolutely be dangerous, imagine having your entire army teleported to wonderland

>> No.43321486

>>43321197
Vampire always

>> No.43321488

>>43321477
>teleported to wonderland
And the TF montage beginnings.

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43321491

>>43321476

>> No.43321494

>>43321476
She said it was a safe day!

>> No.43321501
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43321501

>>43321491
Looks like Anon got
> trips

>> No.43321508

>>43321494
Yes, a safe day for your seed to implant itself in her womb, unwasted.
> tfw you never bought the mamono --> human dictionary

>> No.43321519
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43321519

>>43321474

Never forget. Cheshire literally trolled real life. It could had been any MG, but it wasn't, it was specifically the one MG known for pranks and trolling.

>> No.43321525

>>43321508
That's ridiculous they're in my country and should learn my language so more innocent men don't get tricked like this

>> No.43321527

>>43321494
"safe day" in Hellhound lingo its just "day for you being inside of me all day". Just like saying you want "safe sex" in MG lingo is understood as "Ah, so you want to have sex with a Hellhound?"

>> No.43321539

>>43321519
If the portals ever open, I know for a fact a Chesh will be the first one in our reality

>> No.43321544
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43321544

Bitch or pussy? (Both are into breathplay, btw.)

>> No.43321553

>>43321544
Musclegirl is the only correct choice.

>> No.43321555

neither imma go with wurm

>> No.43321561

>>43321525
You learn common sense. You don't ever say the words "safe" "protected" "protection" "guarded" or anything similar within a Hellhound's earshot as anything that you want applied to you. Ever.

>> No.43321568

Which monsters would make for good friends?
Actual friends, no benefits aside from companionship.

>> No.43321571

>>43321568
cyclops and gremlin

>> No.43321574
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43321574

>>43321539
Even the figure looks so trolling

>> No.43321577

>>43321568
>Which monsters would make for good friends?
>Actual friends, no benefits aside from companionship.

Impossible between a single man and a single MG. Only temporary platonic alliances to help each other get a couple exists.... which usually end up with sex between them anyway.

>> No.43321587

>>43321577
Now I want a fic or greentext between a Weaknon and a Lizardman or Salamander coming together because each of them have a fetish for a stronger mate. Finding a guy stronger than a lizard is hard, so naturally finding a stronger MG to pair him with is easy. The Lizard ends up getting jelly when he sees him drooling over a strong MG. Ends up raping the shit out of him at night.

>> No.43321607

>>43321568
ms cupid

>> No.43321655
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43321655

Foolish anon, you think you can get an Ice dragon to warm up to you?

>> No.43321672

>>43321568
wisecracking wisp

>> No.43321674

>>43321587
Based.

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>> No.43321706
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43321706

Man's best friend.

>> No.43321727
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43321727

>>43321672
Miss Wisp is ready to serve you her finest spirits!
> It's her phantom friend.
> Also, she makes drinks.

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>> No.43321753

>>43321706
Boy's best friend.

>> No.43321754

>>43321730
Mamono Lord: Come on, you can attract any man by just existing! Get a husband

Lilim: No man would be attracted to this masculine muscular body! If only there was a human male that wanted to lick my abs...

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43321758

>>43321753

>> No.43321759

>>43321730
>>43321754
ill be honest, she is built like a man with tits

>> No.43321770

>>43321727
>hey anon, when are you going to settle down with a nice undead girl?
>anon looks her dead in the eyes
>over my dead body
>ms wisp giggles
>mmm, now there's an idea...

>> No.43321773

>>43321759

*Throw him into the Jinko Pit or the Minotaur Rodeo*

>> No.43321776

>>43321759
yeah, it looks like the artist literally just drew a man and then slapped tits and horns on it

>> No.43321780

>>43321759
It's not always like that with muscle girls, but when it is it really is.

>> No.43321782

>>43321655
I can handle anything with a meaty tail

>> No.43321784

>>43321759
it's not great

>> No.43321795

Man I could really use an animation of a bunny girl going absolutely ham on a guy with a rear view

>> No.43321798

>>43321759
Its called the homo test anon

>> No.43321801

>>43321776
>>43321780
>>43321784
remember this rule of thumb, the bones of shoulders should not be wider than twice the width of the head and the hips narrower than the length of 2 heads. This is how you keep even a musclur drawing of a monster girl feminine, aslo the face and chin shall not be anglur

>> No.43321803
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43321803

havent been here in a while but something that pisses me off every time i see it while scrolling through saved images, THIS.
the instead of the tail just starting at some point the it blends into the skin with a gradient that goes to the natural fur color.
its unnatural and looks fucking stupid.

>> No.43321809

>>43321801
I just feel sorry for the IRL chicks with fucked portions that fail this test
>INB4 trannies
No, just very unfortunate women

>> No.43321811

>>43321568
Flayer, god I really wish I had a flayer friend

>> No.43321820

>>43321795
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91892294

>> No.43321825

>>43321574
Why does she have a Sytche in the toy? God that's hilarious

>> No.43321835

>>43321577
Are you a hebi by chance?

>> No.43321839

>>43321809
well that just means she wont breed
also its pet peeve of mine when anon think monsters that are muscular but have tiny waists are strong,, they arent. their cores are weak and will fail first if the load is too heavy

>> No.43321840

>>43321835
why my hebi friend and i are practically inseparable

>> No.43321849

>>43321839
as someone that should've consumed as much anime/manga as you should've you should know very well that "its magic i don't gotta explain shit" is the go to explanation

>> No.43321852

>>43321809
You know, despite "changing to meet their husband's preference," monsters don't usually need to change much because They're already beautiful. What would monsterization be like for especially ugly women, then? I've also known some that would fail that test, what would it be like for them to get MAMONO MANA'D and come to looking completepy different? Would there be an identity crisis after they'd gotten some dick and were lucid enough to reflect on that?

>> No.43321858

>>43321577
Most domestic monsters would be a good choice

>> No.43321862
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43321862

>>43321568
Miss Haku is canonically who you would go to if you're looking for mamono advice. She's probably a GREAT friend.
> If you're not a single male, you go into her mental rolodex for finding mates--you must have in-laws or siblings, niblings, or aunties to marry off
> If you're a single male, she'll give you sage advice, like,
> "No! If you want her to be interested in you, when she approaches you have to RUN--she's a jumping spider, after all."

>> No.43321870

>>43321849
i know vut that just makes the realist in me scream out to say that makes no fucking i sense unless it means she has an invisible weight belt
lmao she needs a weight belt

>> No.43321874

>>43321820
God the color differences get me so hard, need choco bunny.

>> No.43321879

>>43321840
Anon run before she claims you

>> No.43321884

>>43321852
At least what i read from the incubi sections you'd still be you, just a handsome/notfat version of you. You'd look more ideal to your partner, but it always struck me as something 'i'm willing to change' rather than forceful conversion so it'd be modification but sans the body horror angle.

>> No.43321911

>>43321568
I've always thought having a gremlin bronwould be the tits. Alps might be better for this role than as lovers, and titanias would also work better as friends.

>>43321884
Monsters don't care much what men look like, for the most part you'd just get a bigger dick and be more /fit/. The question was what it'd be like for ugly HUMAN WOMEN being made into monsters.

>> No.43321922
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43321922

Which monster are you bait for? I don't even like hellhounds much but I'm easily scared and crave the feeling of safety, so yeah they'd sniff me out fast.

>> No.43321923

>>43321911
it's not my problem, i don't really care.

>> No.43321939

>>43321922
i'd bluescreen pretty hard if i got approached by a familiar or encountered a hatter

>> No.43321945

>>43321911
I don't want to make this a meme answer, but while i'm sure there might be some kind of identity conflict. Most women won't care at all as vain as they usually are, if you offered most women a pill that would make them 10/10 drop dead gorgeous on top of being stronger, fit, not worried about any illness, and practically immortal they would take it 10/10 times.
Most men would too for that matter.

>> No.43321962

>>43321922
Myself, and I think a lot of posters here, would want to fucking murder cheshires. That's what they want, so they win. Also, pyrow.

>> No.43321968

>>43321922
Bogeys

>> No.43321969

>>43321922
its a tie between fox hags and lolis
>fox hags because im weak to the idea of being pampered and fox tails
>lolis because i just think they are cute, and would love to pamper them
i have also just noticed a trend.

>> No.43321979

>>43321945
That's more fair point than meme, especially with the tables turned. Might cause a bit of choas when they first go to meet friends and family though.

>> No.43321980
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43321980

>>43321884
> Miss Witch picks you up in the park one day.
> Usual sabbath trickery.
> "Oh, no, I said BLACK SABBATH, because I love rock music."
> "Let's go listen to it in my van! I have a great sound system."
> In the back of a windowless van blasting Iron Man, no one can hear you scream.
> Anyways it was cool at first but when you became an incubus you suddenly started packing a dick like a Pringles can, gained like 120 lbs, and started losing most of your hair.
> You look like every fat old man pervert stereotype.
> She insists she had nothing to do with it, but then she always ends up calling you a useless fat old man who can't get it up.
> And for some reason that just makes you SO ANGRY.
> So angry that you can't help yourself but piston a cock that could plausibly contain a half-dozen tennis balls in and out of her while she calls you a pervert.

>> No.43321981

>>43321969
So a fox lolibaba?

>> No.43321986

>>43321969
ah yes, the caregiver fetish caused a perversion of parental instincts
the feel is real

>> No.43321988

>>43321922
Wendigos especially if they’re yandere. That I’ve said before in the past they fit into two fetishes of mine.

>> No.43321993

>>43321981
still illegal in Australia

>> No.43321997

>>43321980
>>43321922
So i change my answer to being sabbath bait, all I need is a dick the size of a pringles can and to lose all my hair

>> No.43322003

>>43321922
barometz are so weird i'd want to approach one, gawk, touch and interact.
dem rectangles

>> No.43322008

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that muscle maids don't just bring eyecandy, they bring utility!
Kiki can move quite a bit of furniture by herself with legs like those.

>> No.43322021
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43322021

>>43321922
> Unironically Cheshires.
> Unironically Cait Sith
> Really any cat mamono
> Also Ushi-Onis
> And jorou-gumo
> And arachne
> And oomukade
So, basically, if she's a cat, spider, or centipede, I'm probably at great risk.

>> No.43322023

>>43321981
yeah im afraid i couldnt resist that no matter what.

>> No.43322027
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43322027

>>43321997
See, that's the miracle of being an incubus--you'll just get those things for free!

>> No.43322054

>>43322027
This is the idea female form. You may not like it but this is peak performance.

>> No.43322070

>>43322054
the almighty pear

>> No.43322086

>>43322054
Breasts not nearly big enough

>> No.43322089
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43322089

What flavor(s) of elf (light elf, dark elf, wood elf, etc.) would you like?

>> No.43322103
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43322103

>>43322089
Only an elf with the perfect gear is acceptable!

>> No.43322115

>>43322089
Blue with huge tiddies

Celestia there is a good start

>> No.43322126

>>43322103
are tose shoes making the meowing?

>> No.43322128

didn't some e celeb name drop mge?

>> No.43322131

>>43322126
Yup, just like Kazuma Kiryu would have wanted.

>> No.43322133

>>43322126
Yup. They have their stats listed:
> +50 walking speed
> +meow

>> No.43322151

>>43322128
IIRC theres some c grade nerds that take the piss out of the profiles on youtube
other then that you might have the occasional vtuber that has done a "smash or pass"

>> No.43322157

>>43322086
If they were too big Bapho-chan would fall down or need you to carry them for her.

>> No.43322159

>>43321922
I'd be left speechless if I managed to wind up with either of the maids or a dragon. As for easy access, it would be Bogeys and catgirls in general due to the sheer number in my area.

Used to think I'd be fucked if any of my students were to monsterize due to the high likelihood of a sabbath, but I now realize I haven't had any want me around for some time.

>> No.43322174

>>43321922
undead
dragons
sharks
demons
beetles
spiders

>> No.43322177

>>43322157
Oh...no?!

>> No.43322179

>>43322089
Dark or wood elf would be nice. Wonder if the legends of christmas elves are true, though.

>> No.43322181

>>43322103
This elf needs to be mating pressed.

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>> No.43322197

fuck off

>> No.43322199
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43322199

i do not see it.

>> No.43322200
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43322200

>>43321922
Squirrels, Birds, Dogs, Cats, Sheep, Bats, a Succ or Lim that respects my feelings and is patient with my boundaries, Jiangshi, Spiders, Snakes, Sharks, but especially Gazer.
I'm tired of being alone.

>> No.43322213

>>43322199
Anon, you can't always blame fox breasts for not seeing things.

>> No.43322217

>>43322197
You realize this does less than nothing, right? Report and ignore it. Not giving him a (You) doesn't actually keep your response from giving him an erection

Fucking hell

>> No.43322225

>>43322199
Untrustworthy fox to the max. At least the ling tongue fox can be trusted to immediately be dangerous.

>> No.43322247

>>43322089
One house elf, please.

>> No.43322248

Alright I deleted it I'm sorry for posting it please forgive me

>> No.43322250

>>43322247
Just make sure you never give her clothes.

>> No.43322260

Malef loli reverse mating press sex for making more dragons!

>> No.43322270
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43322270

>>43322089
Grey skin, black hair, red eye

>> No.43322274

>>43322250
Anon, she needs clothes for my fetishes and also when we have guests over. Now, shoes...

>> No.43322296
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43322296

>>43322199
I've removed the pin, the Fox is now armed, fire in the hole!

>> No.43322301

>>43322296
ANON NO YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

>> No.43322311
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43322311

>>43322296
>Pull pin
>Fox eyes start glowing as wisps of foxfire spark into existence around her

>> No.43322318

>>43322089
The types of elves that wish to enslave me

>> No.43322320

>>43322311
>"Ojama shimasu!~"
>FWOMP
>Mofu has now filled the entire room.

>> No.43322332

If you need an industrial scale to weigh her, then she's not worth marrying.
This is especially true for snakes and centaurs.

>> No.43322333

>>43322320
All anons are now mofu addicts

>> No.43322340

>>43322333
Not me, I'm simply built different

>> No.43322358

>>43322089
yes

>> No.43322374

>>43322332
Based JRHNBR Anon.

>> No.43322379
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43322379

How do you do automatons?

>> No.43322394

>>43322379
Lines everywhere

Muted emotions

Inhuman "skin" tone

Eyes that shift with fine metal mechanisms/filigree

>> No.43322404
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43322404

Bloobs

>> No.43322424

>>43322379
Gemini circuit

>> No.43322545
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43322545

Good morning sirs, I need more Jinkos on this device.
>>43322332
must be hard to get some car sex with Lamias, then again at least it's possible, unlike with dragons

>> No.43322554

>>43322545
>the forbidden mofu

>> No.43322567

>Extract camping only mamonos
>Not for the loot but to see them seeth and sneed in my mp
>Using VoIP to attract them and kill them
>Making alliances between men scavs and men PMC to dunk on every mamonos on the map
>Build a whole community around harassing out mamonos from tarkov
>In the end, only them could escape from Tarkov, We're stuck forever in this hellhole
Boys will be boys and keep those maggots out of our """hobbies"""

>> No.43322572
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43322572

>>43322554
Imagine the flavors of such mofu, so delicate and aromatic.

>> No.43322576

>>43322572
Nop, You get shaved down there dirty mutt.

>> No.43322578

>>43322576
I want to run my fingers through Ms Hellwans dirty south and grab a handful ever so gently.

>> No.43322580

>>43322554
Nah that's just prime mofu, the forbidden mofu is in the back

>> No.43322587

>>43322578
You can pull those everytime the hellwan misbehave. Maybe that's the key to tame them.

>> No.43322607

>>43322572
>>43322578
>>43322587
Kill yourselves.

>> No.43322609
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43322609

ze burg

>> No.43322610
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43322610

>>43322545
Please post the needful

>> No.43322622

>>43322609
what is it with beast girls and burgers.
was it another one of the chief goddess's fiendish curses, make all beast girls addicted to burgers so that they would become chubby?

>> No.43322703
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43322703

stop the pigeon
stop the pigeon
stop the pigeon, how?
nab her!
jab her!
tab her!
grab her!
stop that pigeon now!

>> No.43322706

>>43322622
It's been a thousand years, the reconciliation has come and gone, they can't keep blaming the CG for their lack of self control

>> No.43322720

>>43322703
>lean city pigeon meets her tubbier country cousin

>> No.43322725

>>43322703
>Wacky races mamano edition.
>mutley kobold

>> No.43322730

>>43322703
Wait?! Which one?! The Pigeon Messenger Guild has a lot of members!

>> No.43322743

>>43321803
Only monster girl purists get upset over things like this and beast girls having 4 ears.

>> No.43322765
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43322765

>accidentally leave a light on before going to bed
>hear her banging her head against the window again

>> No.43322768

>>43322765
>Let me in!
>LET ME IIIINNN!

>> No.43322773

>>43322743
a set of human ears and beast ears is lazy no matter how you look at it.

>> No.43322778

>>43322743
>monster girl purists
sounds like based people

>> No.43322782

>>43322743
anon where do you think we are? genuine question.

>> No.43322803
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43322803

>>43322768
What can I expect my power bill to be like after letting a mothgirl into my home?

>> No.43322822

>>43322803
Fortunately, LED lights don't use a lot of power, so actually not that high.
But if she's one of those hipster moths that prefers the yellow glow of a vintage bulb lamp, it could get pricy.

>> No.43322845

>>43322782
NTA but I wouldn't really call MGE girls 'purist monster girls' considering how tame they are. Not that I mind

>> No.43322943

I took a karyl figma during my trip in Japan just because It's what look the most like a chesh. Also bought a hunter figma so I can place them in a little diorama where I can larp as a hunter protecting her while She casts a spell. Feel pathetic know that I think about it.

>> No.43322954
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>>43322822
>if she's one of those hipster moths that prefers the yellow glow of a vintage bulb lamp, it could get pricy
I fucking hate LEDs and my house is full of vintage bulbs. The yellow ones are a lot more cozy in my opinion. Maybe that's why she wants in so bad.
>>43322943
based

>> No.43322957
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43322957

>gaijin-kun likes playing hard-to-get, yes?
I knew that job offer in Zipangu was too good

>> No.43322963

>>43322954
Same, this white light kills my eyes. In each room I only light one yellow bulb and get close to it if I need to read a book or something.

>> No.43322994

>>43320708
No it's super necessary to rub it in. I love it when my wan wife puts me in my place

>> No.43323001

>>43322957
should have got a job working the wells in the desert kingdoms, good pay

>> No.43323012 [DELETED] 
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43323012

fucking mamono bias, last time I'm playing a game by mamono devs

>> No.43323018

43322957
>Post of Mamono breaking the balls of someone.
Kys maggot

>> No.43323019
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43323019

fucking mamono bias, last time I'm playing a game by mamono devs

>> No.43323021

>>43322957
>leg pressing against the cock and balls
I'd cum embarrassingly if she did that

>> No.43323025

>>43323018
I think she's only holding him up like that, not kicking him in the balls. There's nothing indicating the movement.

>> No.43323028

>>43323018
Maybe /d/ or /trash/ are more up to your speed if CBT is what you think of when looking at that picture

>> No.43323033

>43323025
Same shit. Fuck off

>> No.43323049

>>43323028
The drawing clearly show pain coming from the men. You're the one who should stay there and You know it.

>> No.43323052

>>43323033
Does riding a centaur (or a normal horse) count as CBT then? I don't think that image is anything to worry about, unless there's a followup where she does perform real CBT on him.

>> No.43323064

43323052
When you ride a horse you stand on your ass, not your balls, stupid maggot. Also You can clearly see pain in the drawing like the other anon said.

>> No.43323081

>>43323064
>pain
What is this, some kind of false-flag shitpost? He's getting drained of his mana or whatever, that's where the weird look comes from.

>> No.43323157
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43323157

Undead are the best monster type. If you disagree you're wrong and probably smell too.

>> No.43323203

>>43323157
No, most of them are haughty and mean. I don't like those people.

>> No.43323219

>>43323203
>haughty Wight tries to seduce anon
>"ohoho as if I would go out with a commoner like you"
>"ok bye"

>> No.43323242

>>43323203
Don't you like a little buildup?
>>43323219
Reverse cinderella story where Wight couldn't break her nobility autism so she has to look through the entire kingdom to find him again

>> No.43323285

>>43323242
No, being treated like dirt just want me to leave and drink until pass out.
>>43323219
I would react like that while being deeply hurted

>> No.43323346

>>43323157
Yes but undead lolis are better

>> No.43323356

>>43323219
>Undead loli wight rebels against her wight mom by getting a commoner office worker husband

>> No.43323383
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43323383

>Hired by head maid kiki to be a butler at Wight manor
>Mrs. Wight is on vacation with her husband so I’m to take this time to get familiar with the manor and my duties
>Wasn’t told about all the zombie maids who do my job for me
>I don’t cook, clean, prune, or do anything really
>Told I’ll have plenty to do when Mrs. Wight comes back
>Walking behind zombie when she trips flat onto her face flashing me her panties
>Never knew just how thick these zombies were below those puffy dresses
>Ms. Kiki won’t notice one zombie missing
>Take zombie to a guest room
>old back as to not open her like a Christmas present
>Undressing her gently each lace by lace
>Then pound the fuck outta her
>Do the same to every zombie maid working there
>For some reason Ms. Kiki doesn’t really care, when it’s pretty damn obvious all of them are leaking my cum
>Or about the white stains on the guest room sheets
>Eventually Mr. & Mrs. Wight do come back
>All lined up fancy like to greet them
>Spent all morning cream filling them
>The zombies swarm her and her husband
>Letting out joyed moans of “Mom” and “Dad”
>Oh
>Mrs. Wight stares at me
>She knows what I did
>Can probably smell the cum
>When she finishes hugging her daughters she walks up to me heels clacking with every step
>And thanks me for starting early
>Says she’s never seen her daughters this lively and to keep on this track to wight them

>> No.43323414
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43323414

Ogre, oni, troll, giant, or orc?

>> No.43323446

>>43323414
any as long as she is a genki tomboy and loves me

>> No.43323551

>>43323414
I'd normally say the one with the biggest boobs but giants are too big so troll. Now I also feel bad for letting giants out.

>> No.43323627
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43323627

Holy cow or dumb cow?

>> No.43323635

>>43323627
holy cow

>> No.43323642

>>43323627
>meanwhile, anon was lazing around with a holst. eating chips on the couch while watching a cheesy romcom with her.

>> No.43323705
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43323705

>>43323627
Demonic cow

>> No.43323709

>>43323627
All cows are good

>> No.43323748

>>43323705
>another boner ruined by badly drawn high heels
Damn my autism.

>> No.43323794

>>43312743
Didn't expect to see Mostima

>> No.43323966

>>43323794
there is a doctor that posts here and isn't respecting the thread

>> No.43323987

>>43323627
no cow

>> No.43324012

>>43323748
Anon the heels are the last thing in that image you're supposed to be focusing on.

>> No.43324017

>>43323966
What is his favourite variety of monster girl

>> No.43324023

>>43324012
not him but i look away from obese features

>> No.43324030

>>43324017
unsure but he keeps inappropriately posting operators instead of actual monstergirls

>> No.43324070
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43324070

Good Morning!

>> No.43324099
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>>43324030
Sounds like he ran out of sanity. I never post here but I am quite partial to Anubi so have this one

>> No.43324121
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43324121

>>43324099
i'm all about fish

>> No.43324124
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43324124

Chimera or scylla?

>> No.43324129

>>43324121
Must be very slippery

>> No.43324443

>>43318355
>hellhound bouncers

I dont know why this concept turns me on so much

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43324519

>>43323383
Mamono that "evolve" when you fill them up enough are the best kind

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