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:D

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>> No.43266520
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43266520

The absolute state of Jabberwock

>> No.43266538
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BIG FAT ONI

>> No.43266545
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43266545

Have you accepted hebi yet?!

>> No.43266548
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43266548

Cat!

>> No.43266552 [SPOILER] 
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>>43266545
Of course

>> No.43266553

>>43266545
Meh, I prefer cat like >>43266548 but It's not a locked door.

>> No.43266554
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43266554

They love it when you try to run

>> No.43266558

>>43266552
I would. Becoming an emperor of the dark moon is a nice bonus.

>> No.43266559
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>>43266548
kots

>> No.43266562
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>>43266552
That's not hebi
That's not hebi at all!

>> No.43266564

>>43266554
What about using 'nades?

>> No.43266569

>>43266562
It's better...

>> No.43266577

>>43266559
Gonna tell this kot that she's too old for this kind of kinky clothes

>> No.43266578

>>43266577
I would take her as my maid, You're a tasteless cunt.

>> No.43266586
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>>43266569
>better
Why betray Hebi???

>> No.43266588
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The superior mouse girl. I will invade her dreams by using the spell I learned from nightmare-san

This way we can spend even more time together.

>> No.43266595

>>43266559
He keeps drawing her with bigger and bigger breasts

I approve

>> No.43266608

>>43266586
She can join in if She wants

>> No.43266616
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>>43266608
Liar

>> No.43266621

>>43266616
Big purple snake would go well with small white snake...

>> No.43266629

>>43266621
ooh... hebi high on apophis venom...

>> No.43266666
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>>43266514
man... Cheshy is SEETHING

>> No.43266668

>>43266629
Teasing the hebi maido with Your apophis wife (and taking responsibility)

>> No.43266673

>>43266666
I pulled the tail and ran away.

>> No.43266748
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deds

>> No.43266749
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>>43266666
quints for best girl

>> No.43266763
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>>43266621
hebi will pat a grape snake, but hebi is supreme snek!

>> No.43266781

>>43266749
>all the monsters at school start avoiding you one day
>wonder if you did something wrong
>find out that cheshire showed everyone a crudely drawn picture of you smooching her as evidence that you two were together
>other monsters accepted this without question
I hate this place

>> No.43266793

>>43266781
Stab the little fucker, do It.

>> No.43266843
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>tell my sister I love her over text
>hebi goes through phone and sees my messages
How do I explain this?

>> No.43266857

>>43266843
I'd never tell my sisters I love em

>> No.43266860
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>> No.43266867
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>> No.43266871
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>> No.43266881

>>43266843
tell your dad to let her date already and she will lose romantic interest in you

>> No.43266893

beat monsters by dying tragically in their arms!

>> No.43266913

>>43266893
prime reincarnation bait

>> No.43266915

>>43266893
>Lich plays along and poorly acts out distress
>immediately raises you back as an undead incubus and demands that you refill the mana she had to just use.

>> No.43266925
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>>43266893
All monsters posess the magical power of last kissu, which magically rejuvinates and brings you back from the death and binds your souls together, if they tragically kiss you while you're dying in their arms. Just like in your japanese animes.
>>43266871
>Gremlin is fresh off work when portals open
>Just walks into your house dead tired
>Sees you sleeping
>Lazily pulls down your pants and hers
>Grabs your half-erect chub and pushes the head into her pussy
>Keeps it there for a few seconds, to ensure you're really marked
>Once she is sure no whore will grab you while you're sleeping, she slumps over next to you to sleep in

>> No.43266927
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>Go on 4mon Desert Kingdom thread
>Post dick pic
>Ask if it’s big enough to satisfy a pharaoh
>”No pharaoh’s are notorious size queens, but you’re the perfect size for apophis pussy”
>”Perfect for uptight anubis pussy”
>”made for breeding khepris”
>”Built for Big Black Hellhounds”
>”lol just become an alp anon its over”
>”Join the Sabbath, Anon! Tight cunny feels good no matter the size!”
>”Would look better inside cheshire ass”
>”Not enough info anon, you gotta post a video of you jerking it and the cumshot”
>”obvious fucking troll there’s no timestamp”
>”apophis poster is right anon ignore pharaohs they’re cunts and you’d spend all day with your ass on a hard shitty throne when you could be comfortably coiled and milked gently”
>”Pharaoh here, you’re the perfect size. Now just post your address so we can find you”

>> No.43266930

>>43266893
>>43266913
>be chief consort to the pharaoh in the times before the current DL
>her most loyal companion, travel with her everywhere
>one day, on route to another kingdom on a diplomatic mission, the caravan is attacked by a demon snake
>able to banish the foul beast but not before being grievously wounded
>die in her arms whilst she tries to tell you something through the tears
>millennia later
>be reborn as some average joe
>have a fascination with the ancient desert kingdoms
>eventually join up with an archaeological expedition
>you do exceedingly well
>you pick up the local language quickly
>the ancient glyphs are almost intuitive to you
>a excellent sense for sniffing out dig sites
>eventually setup at an ancient tomb
>a treasure trove of findings and artefacts
>your able to go even deeper
>the ancient curses and traps don't seem to trigger for you
>as you reach the final depths alone you come across a extravagant sarcophagus, illuminated by magically light
>against all your professional knowledge you feel compelled to open it...

>> No.43266932

>>43266927
I will use gachi video to clown around on 4/mon/

>> No.43266938

>>43266749
I would absolutely destroy the virginity of a teenage cheshire.

>> No.43266948

>>43266938
Tomboy childhood chesh is what I 'm looking for

>> No.43266954
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43266954

What products do you see becoming extremely popular to monsters post portals?
>mothgirls buying out all the lamps and bulbs
>raiju has horde of car batteries
>clothing stores have a 'dhampir' section filled with fedoras and trenchcoats

>> No.43266959

>>43266954
If I install a strobe light, what will this do to the moths?

>> No.43266965

>>43266552
Reminds me of that story where a shirohebi disguises as an apophis because she thinks her hubby wants someone more domineering.

>> No.43266967

>>43266959
Convulses on the floor.

>> No.43266973

>>43266748
Dead loli fat thigh hips wide...

>> No.43266985
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>>43266959
Probably break into your house to find out what the fuck is confusing her so much

>> No.43266992

>>43266985
>>43266967
This is the music I imagine playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQVsQsUmu-I

>> No.43267001

>>43266992
She's lost in the music

>> No.43267007
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Yosh!

>> No.43267016

>>43267007
Where do they get all these leopard print clothes?

>> No.43267027

>>43267016
Probably the same place you can get anime stretchy meat, or sarashi wraps.

>> No.43267029

>>43267027
Digimon World taught me that you get stretchy anime meat from farming it

>> No.43267040
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>>43267029
Fuck Digimon
literally

>> No.43267045

>>43267027
Aha! so it's sold at the store
anon didn't want to tell me the other day, but now I know what to look for

>> No.43267046

>>43267040
Insert childhood memories of Angewomon vs LadyDevimon here

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>>43267045
Everything is for sale, my friend. I'd even sell my own sister, if you were interested. She's very available.

>> No.43267055

How do monster girls feel about quickshots? Asking for a friend.

>> No.43267062

That's it. I'm going to date the Chief God herself.

>> No.43267072

>>43266843
OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU PRINT THAT MANY FULL COLOR PAGES
THATS LIKE A 100 DOLLARS IN INK

>> No.43267073

>>43267051
what are ye bouyin?
what are ye sellin?
aaah I'll bouy it at a hoigh proice...
>>43267055
1. They don't care, since it's more yummy mana and more potential babies.
2. It gets fixed by incubizing anyway.
3. Monster girls ARE quickshots - copulating with hubby is the greatest pleasure they can think of and achieve, of course they cum in seconds.

>> No.43267180

>>43267055
quickshots = more cumshots and creampies per hour = great

also being a quickshot is the only way you can have a single lion girl wife, otherwise the whole pride needs to be rotated around until you get to cum too.

>> No.43267398
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>Dorky mamono attempting to seduce you (poorly)

>> No.43267412

>>43267398
I don't know man. Dorky behavior is precisely what a monster girl needs to showcase to seduce me.

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>>43267412
That's what makes it so devious. Even their 'failed' seducers are actually just highly specialized predators that go after human 'nerdbait'.

The loud chuuni vampire is making somebody feel tempted. She doesn't even know it's working.

>> No.43267577

>>43267398
>snout
out

>> No.43267624

>>43267577
Are you blind?

>> No.43267642

>>43267624
He's just falseflagging.

>> No.43267685
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>be some nerd with a smoking hot monster gf
>girlfriend thinks you're a total stud and she's a silly, homely dork
>she practically worships the ground you walk on because she thinks you have a heart of gold for giving someone like her a chance

>> No.43267706

>>43267685
Man, I don't want a girl with poor self-esteem. Praise your queen until she accepts her majesty, my dudes.

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>no fox in your bed

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>>43266558
I'm sorry

>> No.43267788
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>MGC government begins imposing tough energy use restrictions just as the weather begins to warm up
>Family households are virtually unaffected but 'bachelor homes' have to watch energy consumption very carefully. Can't reasonably run the AC more than an hour or two per day.
>Local news has all kinds of segments on how you can beat the heat, especially at night.
>"Tip #1: Wear less! Sleeping in the nude is the norm for a lot of people for a reason.
>"Tip #2: Sleep above your blankets! Same principle as tip 1."
>"Tip #3: Sleep near an open window! MGC boasts some of the cleanest urban air quality in the world, you know."

>> No.43267790

>>43267779
I mean... it's vaguely in the shape of a pyramid...

>> No.43267828

>>43266558
That whole dark moon stuff just reminded me, what Mamonos would the sailor scouts be.
That I need monster girls as magical girls who’s arch nemesis is the king of the virgins and has dark powers do to being a virgin for over 30 years.

>> No.43267844

>>43267624
>not realizing if it's a snout it's out poster is a falseflag
>not realizing most gatekeepers are false flagging
>not realizing how common concern trolling is
Why do you think whenever something is up on the patreon we get 15 guys saying how amazing it is but nobody leaks it.

>> No.43267922

What is the ideal size for a harem?
>inb4 one

>> No.43267936

>>43267922
Three is the magic number no more no less, don’t break these rules or your life will get harder for you.

>> No.43267940

>>43267922
A pharaoh, her lonely anubis advisor, and some cat that hangs outside her bedroom or something idk what sphinx do.

>> No.43267942

>>43267922
Three is the minimum standard as well as the ideal. It's firmly in kamaitachi territory. Two isn't enough to count as a harem and four is too busy and impersonal.

>> No.43267960
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>>43267942
>another Kamaitachi appreciator
My nigga.

>> No.43267993

>>43267960
Okay real question if you got all three pregnant does that mean all three of them will give birth to three daughters each. Which you would have 9 daughters all together.

>> No.43268008
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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.43268012

>>43267993
Yep.

>> No.43268025
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>>43267960
I'm not even harem guy usually but I make an exception for them. Shocked there isn't more content. Scenarios practically write themselves and it's a perfectly balanced harem.

>>43267993

Either they all get triplets or they always get pregnant at the same time with one child each.

>> No.43268065

gonzaburo- or tksand?

>> No.43268122

>>43267922
5.
One night per week each, orgy night on Saturdays, take a break with just snugglings on Sundays.

>> No.43268241

>>43268122
More like Somnophilia Sunday.

>> No.43268317

>>43267922
I'm a monogamyfag, but I believe you get diminishing returns after you reach 5.

>> No.43268342

>>43268317
>Hebi bait

>> No.43268395

>>43268342
Hebis are cute, but I'm saving myself for a Jinko, or at least a monster as athletic and kind as one.

>> No.43268459
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>>43266545
Yes

>> No.43268518

>>43266545
Only if she has six arms, I'll be ok with four but that's the lowest I'll go.

>> No.43268579

Sphinx are underrated.

Doesn't need to be graped to be super lewd like schedule dog does.

>> No.43268595
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big lady

>> No.43268698

>get sad over being fired the other night
>somehow marked me as Bogey bait instantly and a huge Bogey hag somehow got into my house to cuddle me the same night
>still don't understand how she just got in like that
>has been holding me all night to sunrise in bed and while it feels nice, starting to feel a bit of a cramp
Haha, okay lady, I'm not sad anymore. Please let me go now, I can't go hunting for new jobs if you don't.
Lady... lady please, I need to write my new resume, let me go... LET ME GO!

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Please do not lewdify the angels

>> No.43268731

>>43268698
So You actually got fired? Sorry for You anon and good luck.

>> No.43268755
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>>43268729
angel seem very gullible

>> No.43268764

>>43267922
4, it is also the maximum.

>> No.43268772

>>43268698
Bogie is better because she'll comfort you with a cool clown show. And then, she'll lead you to her carnival wagon for a more intimate show. And next thing you know, you're travelling the country with her and her fellow carnies. And all you have to do is offer her "moral support" and help setup/break down the tents.

>> No.43268798
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Monsters and youkai? They're way too scary! I'm going to hang out with this nice human girl I met in the forest instead!

>> No.43268800

>>43268798
i like her mom

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>>43267398
>>43267525
>Dhampir showing off her latest fanfic to (You)

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>>43266514
Never smile at a crocodile.

>> No.43268849

>>43268798
And thats the story of how anon became a doll, the end

>> No.43268858
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>> No.43268879
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>>43268798

>> No.43268951

>>43268729
I want a vanilla romance with an angel! Lots of kissing and handholding.

>> No.43268975
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>>43268729
ms valkyrie said it was cool

>> No.43268990
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>>43268879
So THATS what happened...

>> No.43269034
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>>43268990
yeah

>> No.43269037

>>43268975
>Depending on the tilt of the scales, this girl gains vigilance (keep her cool even in affairs) or deathtouch (her caresses can orgasm with the mere touch of her opponent).
When this monster girl leaves, leave 2 self-supporting magic mass tokens

>> No.43269066

>>43269034
Did they fucked or not? Sexo with cat?

>> No.43269080

I want a monster girl to rape me gently.

>> No.43269082
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>>43268829
Instructions unclear smiled at crocodile and her fat-tailed womanlet childhood friend.

>> No.43269101

>>43269066
Nah, he just gave her some gentle naked cuddles

>> No.43269118

>>43269066
just two friends hanging out naked with satisfied looks on their faces, you know how it is

>> No.43269122

>>43269080
consider cu-sith

>> No.43269174

Which monsters would work the suicide hotlines and what would be their procedure?

>> No.43269200

>>43269174
Will-o-the-wisp
>"Do it, faggot!"

>> No.43269202

>>43269174
As soon as monsters gain control, every suicide hotline number will be cursed and will summon a bogey behind the caller if the number is dialed.

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>> No.43269219

>>43269212
No fox.

>> No.43269224

>>43269212
Going on vacation?

>> No.43269274

>>43269202
I could a bogey right about now
Portals when?

>> No.43269298

>>43269274
portals were 6 years ago , you missed your chance

>> No.43269311

>>43269224
i dont see any nipples

>> No.43269320

>>43269101
>gentle naked cuddles
i really could use those....

>> No.43269326

Reminder that mirror image is a beginner spell all dark mages know, and they will expect you to fill all of her duplicates when she uses it in the bedroom.

>> No.43269333

>>43269080
Isn't that Bogey's whole gimmick?

>> No.43269340
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>>43269298
Light?
Faded
Hope?
Gone
Despair?
Suffocating

Yup, its reality time

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>>43266514

>> No.43269368

>>43269333
Its not rape, bogey just cuddles until you seek her out yourself

>> No.43269377

>>43269340
>monster wife
>but Frankenstein monster
tough choice

>> No.43269476

>>43266927
Anon you fool! The gremlin jannies will leak your IP! You wouldn't want to be violated by neets would you?

>> No.43269486

>>43266965
Oh I remember that, it was sweet.

>> No.43269506

>>43267788
This seems like a trap and ploy to get more single men trapped into marriages
Fight the system! Men have rights too!

>> No.43269528

>>43267922
Honestly depends on my mood, I'd probably ask my wife to learn doppelganger magic to simulate a harem, I wouldn't really want an actual one because it feels unfair. Plus I wanna make sure my wife gets all my attention

>> No.43269531
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>>43269122
a cu-sith is too much of a good girl for that.

>> No.43269534

>>43267922
Two. One wife that lives in the waking world with you, and one wife that lives in the dream world with you.

>> No.43269545

>>43269531
But what if I want my fluffy dogwife to be a little assertive?

>> No.43269549

>>43269534
Nightmare hands typed this post

>> No.43269561

>>43269122
>>43269531
>>>/trash/

>> No.43269566

>>43269549
I would think a nightmare would say one wife is enough because she can play both roles.

>> No.43269585

>>43269561
cu-sith is a part of mge so it is on topic.

>> No.43269594

>>43269561
It's disgusting how persistent those pests are

>> No.43269605
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43269605

i don't think this is what people mean when people say cats enjoy boxes.

>> No.43269608

>>43269566
True, imagine your nightmare is a switch and is really submissive in the day but super dominant in your dreams
Imagine the things she could do to you in your dreams

>> No.43269624

>>43269585
Doesn't matter, furshit goes to >>>/trash/. Fuck off you diseased cockroach.

>> No.43269628

>>43269608
>imagine your nightmare is a switch and is really submissive in the day but super dominant in your dreams
Isn't that how she was written?

>> No.43269632

>>43269624
getting mad at him won't do shit, he lives off attentnion
R&I and hope mods do something for once

>> No.43269645

>>43266930
Which one says "kept you waiting, huh?"

>> No.43269649
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What are you building with her, anon?

>> No.43269651

>>43269628
Yes but that's more due to shyness than anything else in the official profile, If she wasn't shy she might be dominant constantly If we go by profiles strictly
I was thinking more like the spider that has a day and night face

>> No.43269660

>>43269649
An art deco style underwater city.

>> No.43269661

>>43269632
It's fucking frustrating. Ignore it and the tumor grows malignant over time as newfags follow them, try to do something and you help those tards shit up the thread.

>> No.43269664
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What's the best undead, and why is it ghouls?

>> No.43269666

>>43269660
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

>> No.43269671

>>43269661
mods are not doing their job, what's new?

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>> No.43269697

>>43269664
Ghouls are great, but lich is love.

>> No.43269706

>>43269671
no rule is broken.

>> No.43269708

>>43269649
I'm not capable of anything more complex than a snowman.

>> No.43269724

>>43269649
Scylla needs more art

>> No.43269738
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43269738

What's a potential future species that could control time?
We have monsters that control fire, water, electricity, light, dark, animals, etc. but not time.

>> No.43269740

>>43269664
This isn't a big milky zombie dragon obsessed with keeping you wrapped between her tits or legs

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>>43269664
it is not ghouls, its jiangshis. better jiggle physics

>> No.43269788

>>43269738
Not a specific monster's gimmick, but there's Pandemonium.

>> No.43269796

>>43269743
>Get life energy taken by jiangshi during sex
>Wake up an hour later to see all of it went to her assets, which are now even bigger and jigglier than before

>> No.43269868

>>43269738
The ultimate stand user

>> No.43269892

>>43266559
Who's going to win WoLBowl.

>> No.43269912

>>43269661
>shit up the thread
oh, like you're doing right now?

>> No.43269922

>harness ancient and powerful magic I learned in old tomes I dug up and stole from a Lich's crypt to create my own pocket realm where I'm in full control and invincible
>hide it away inside a snowglobe, the last place anyone would ever suspect it being at
>live there forever using ancient magics to provide my every need including internet connection
Try getting my virginity now you fucking Monsters, I'm behind several thousand spells.

>> No.43269932

i wonder, would i be able to ride my bicycle in MGE? My recumbent trike as well?

>> No.43269936

>>43269922
>some horny mamono uses the snowglobe to masturbate

>> No.43269942

>>43269936
how the fuck do you masturbate with a snowglobe

>> No.43269948

>>43269942
stretchy

>> No.43269950

>>43269922
>The lich realizes what you've done
>You don't realize she knows the counterspell to that spell
>She barges into your realm and takes control of it
>You get mana raped by her for making her waste so much mana
I hope you like being a guinea pig

>> No.43269968

>>43269922
you're not getting a reality marble as a modern human, anon.

>> No.43269975

Tremors in the desert but its just wurms

>> No.43269978

>>43269545
i would say deny her sex, but even that isn't enough. cu-sith is a good girl.

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>>43266514

>> No.43269985

>>43269975
Wurms need to learn to stay in their own zone.

>> No.43269991
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43269991

I trusted a Chesh it was the best mistake of my life

>> No.43269998

>>43269979
Which face is the horny one?

>> No.43270002

>>43269985
Pleasee don't use such difficult words, they don't understand them

>> No.43270006

>>43269968
He has a reality globe. It's much less compact so it's easier to pull off. I hear reality box forts are even simpler.

>> No.43270026

>>43269985
Boys need to realize that they're monster property, that includes wurms

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>> No.43270037

All of these idiots with their magic realms are going to fail as soon as a monster casts spellbreak on their work. Nothing can beat the classic and impenetrable pillow fort. Treehouses are a close second.

>> No.43270041

>>43270030
Catbox that shit or fuck off to /g/

>> No.43270068

>>43269950
feels kinda mean... he's just chilling out in there

>> No.43270084

>>43269985
they are out there just incase a man collapses from thirst and will lactate so the man can recover from dehydration

>> No.43270166

>>43270068
It's not mean, deep down he wants a loving wife but it too scared to get one

>> No.43270195

How do I stay safe from wurms?

>> No.43270208

>>43270037
Not even pillow forts are safe. However, monsters are sensible enough not to break into men's restrooms, so you have some safety when you're on the can.

>> No.43270210
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43270210

>sunny day in the cat kingdom
>go to the beach
>she lazily lounges around in the sun
>playfully splash water at her
>gets angry
>she does her freaky cat magic to make you sensitive
>get raped a bunch
I'm running out of sith greentext material.

>> No.43270232

>>43270195
hug a simpled face wurm

>> No.43270250

>>43270210
Consider taking a break from sithposting then.

>> No.43270253

>>43270232
When I picture mob faces I either get a mii or a genki looking robot, makes me think mob faced automatons would be incredibly bubbly and clingy

>> No.43270289

>>43270232
How does this benefit me?
I want to be safe from wurms?

>> No.43270303

>>43270253
those would be very cute
>>43270289
the more detailed her face is, the more dnagerous she is.

>> No.43270315

>>43270303
Anon that's not...
You would be perfect for a wurm huh.

>> No.43270339

>>43270250
Yes, I think it's over.

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>>43270339
Sithposting is over, the age of humptyposting begins now!

>> No.43270437

>>43270041
Fuck off faggot

>> No.43270456

>>43270030
>AI art will finally give me all the pregnant monster girl pics I could ever want
I for one welcome out new automaton overlords.
Also the idea of a automaton painter in MGC sounds cute.

>> No.43270467

>>43270374
Literally just eat her and she gets defeated. Free walking protein shake.

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43270474

dumb boys should marry smart monsters (and vice versa)

>> No.43270487

>>43270474
I am not remotely intelligent enough to get a wurm (she's very dumb)

>> No.43270488

>go to the monster movie theaters
>all the movies are romance flicks
Aw what the hell man, what happened to all the cool action movies? Why are monster movies so tasteless? I'm going back to the human movie theaters where the good movies are.

>> No.43270506

>>43270488
You could always watch an action romance movie like True Lies

>> No.43270517

>>43270474
I wanna see a super smart wurm

>> No.43270533

>>43270488
Why does the succubus keep offering me a "2-for-1" discount to a borderline porn romance movie I don't wanna see? I keep telling her that I don't have anyone to go with and she keeps saying that's the point.

>> No.43270537

>>43270488
>Mg jaws
>Recut as a tragedy about how a sharkgirl isn't able to break down the language barrier between her and her true love
>Mg pulp fiction
>Basically the same until the dungeon rape scene, where the kidnappers are changed to a manticore and hellhound
>And none of their victims escape
>Ends with an extended reverse anal rape scene
>This is all portrayed as a good thing
>Mg 101 dalmatians
>Recut as a harem comedy between one hapless doofus and, you guessed it, 101 dalmatians

>> No.43270544

>>43270533
Oh it's just a deal they have for single anons, I wouldn't worry about it. Bring lots of water though

>> No.43270553

>>43270537
What the hell is a reverse anal rape

>> No.43270557

>>43270553
You fuck her in the ass whether you want to or not

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>>43270553

>> No.43270571

>>43270553
She's raping you anally instead of you raping her anally, which is considered vanilla in mgland

>> No.43270653
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43270653

I love my Gandharva wife so much! She's so pretty! She's the most beautiful bird of all, her golden feathers are so bright and shiny! She's like a goddess in the flesh! I love playing duets with my Gandharva wife! I love getting hugged by her big, soft wings! I love giving her talons a massage to help her loosen up! I love teasing her by caressing her pointy ears! I love everything about Gandharva!
I LOVE GANDHARVA!
GANDHARVA LOVE!
LOVE GANDHARVA!

>> No.43270710

>>43268008
>At a glance, they seem cheerful and amicable, but their true nature is wily. Using the spell of anthropomorphosis and their financial prowess, they live amongst humans while secretly maneuvering to seize human men as well as control over society itself. Many gyoubu danuki are among the pillars of human society.
Mamonojewesses

>> No.43270712

>>43270653
But can she play Smoke on the Water?

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>> No.43270734

>>43270208
>Lost wurms
>Ushi oni in general
>Gremlins installing cameras
>Alps
>Akaname
NOWHERE is safe. Just be glad that lamia are too big to crawl up the pipes.

>> No.43270801

>>43270537
> Saving Private Ryan's landing scene.
>Actors falling over and putting a mask with X_X on.

>> No.43270804

>>43270653
GOOD MORNING SAR
PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND REDEEM YOUR SPERMS INTO YOUR LOVING WIFE IN THE DESIGNATED RAPING STREET

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>>43270734

>> No.43270843

>>43270653
imagine being serenaded by Gandharva...

>> No.43270849

>>43270801
oh thats adoravle

>> No.43270875

I need hag correction

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>>43270875
why do you need correction? what did you do?

>> No.43270913

>>43270875
Much like rape, it's not correction if you want it. Just go tell that pretty older lady that she's beautiful, there's no shame.

>> No.43270953

>>43270804
It's not rape if I consent.

>> No.43270971

>>43270953
DO NOT CONSENT!

>> No.43270975

>>43270030
>People are now reposting the stuff I made
Feels good but that isn't representative of my current model ie it's ok but not the best, still cooking them.

>> No.43271020

Spilled my spaghetti trying to ask out a pretty older mamono... It was so embarrassing, I just ran off... I don't know how I'm going to get over this...

>> No.43271043

>>43271020
You'd best lock your door and close all the curtain tonight anon.

>> No.43271063

>>43270893
I made the critical mistake of being single

>> No.43271074

>>43271063
You can just ask her, anon...

>> No.43271075

>>43271043
Too late for that; opening a box of wine, preparing some dark chocolate, lighting a few candles and playing some smooth jazz is the best play now.

>> No.43271093

>>43271020
>"I'm sorry for being so embarrassed, I just keep spilling my spaghetti"
>I'll eat your spaghetti
>"What"
>What

>> No.43271100

>>43271074
I could never muster the courage

>> No.43271119

>venture into dragon's lair while she's out hunting
>see big chest among the valuables in her horde
>open it up and find a creeping coin inside
>creeping coin just gives me a little wave while smiling like this is all completely normal
Huh....?

>> No.43271122

>>43271100
It's alright, anon. You don't have to be embarrassed. Older ladies think boys who spill their spaghetti are cute. See:
>>43271020
>t. anon about to be (lovingly) raped

>> No.43271149

>>43271020
Don't worry. If she hasn't already offered to handle your spilled spaghetti, she's already on her way over for a hand delivery.

>> No.43271214

>>43271122
I just can't anon, I'm already riddled with anxiety, I doubt I could even walk outside if there were powerful monsters out there

>> No.43271239

>>43271119
How would you call loli coin?

>> No.43271240
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43271240

My gazer coworker saw the hypno porn I had on my phone and she won't stop staring at me
How do I get out of this situation please bros

>> No.43271260

>>43271239
Penny

>> No.43271261

>>43271214
Oh... I see... We have a special case here.
Someone will be at your door shortly.

>> No.43271274

>>43271214
Rapebait
A malef dragon has been dispatched, do not resist.

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>>43271240
>looking at porn at work
you were asking for it

>> No.43271341

receiving goukan from a gazer!

>> No.43271349

>>43271261
What have you done?

>> No.43271422

Writing my submission of guilt of lusting over fat dragon ass to my malef overlords

>> No.43271427
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>>43269892
In the actual game? Nobody, man is always looking for the next adventure. In a righteous world where FF14 had a liberal amount of mamano mana dumped into it? Well we can just say that the WoL likely wouldn't be settling down with just the old cat

>> No.43271442

No rape. Rape is banned.

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>>43271442

>> No.43271485
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>>43271427
Fair, fair.

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>>43271442
>Move to a specific mamono-controlled territory because of its very robust anti-rape laws
>Only find out after moving that the laws are so 'robust' because it defines rape as an action that can only happen between two humans
>A mamono raping a man in public could at most get charged with 'public nuisance'.

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>>43271485
It's unavoidable, really. Once any of the scions get a taste of the WoL it's just inevitable that the rest of the girls would join in and after that it's just a matter of time until word starts spreading...

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>>43271454
Hellhound is getting bbq sanctions until she can behave properly

>> No.43271633

>>43271507
I’m gonna start calling dark elves jigga boo elves and see what happens.

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>>43271297
I wasn't! I was just browsing my gallery I forgot it was there! Please anon she's following me around too

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>>43266514

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>> No.43271713

>>43271669
Why is she holding a pole with windchimes on it? Is she inspecting the palace's terrace decorations?

>> No.43271721

>>43271709
What's with that filename?

>> No.43271723

>>43271709
Good fishing?

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Hungry in MGC, where ya eating?

>Rival udon shops run by tanuki and kitsune. Their next door to each other and their customers tend to be very loyal, loud, and opinionated. Rumor has it the owners are actually very good friends and play up the rivalry to drum up sales. The tanuki special is udon topped with tempura flakes and fried urchin, the kitsune special has fried tofu and crispy salted chicken skin.
>Orc-run pizza place. Their policy is 'overwhelming service and aggressive hospitality', a strategy adapted from ancient Orc war techniques. When one doesn't work? Send more! Their delivery girls work in groups of three. You don't get a waitress for your table, you get a warband. Known for huge portion sizes and decadent toppings. Their best-seller is an oxtail pizza with a sauce made out of beef drippings.
>Scylla-run food carts. There's a chain that's everywhere in MGC. A single scylla or kraken can cook, serve, take orders, and count out change all at the same time. Mostly Japanese/Japanese fusion street food. The Scylla Special is fresh takoyaki with spicy mayo and a cocktail of your choice, guaranteed ready in three minutes.
>Numerous Succubus cafes. They often advertise themselves in a way that downplays the 'Succubus' part, but you'll know as soon as you sit down and your order arrives before you've even thought about what you wanted. Always impeccable atmosphere except for the red eyes staring from the kitchen, glowing faintly even in the cheery lighting. These places pop up and disappear frequently for some reason.

>> No.43271741

>>43271726
The rival shops sound interesting

>> No.43271744

>>43271726
Where do I go for chicken wings?

>> No.43271754

>>43271726
The tanuki and Kitsune one. Sounds fun

>> No.43271785

>>43271726
The succ cafe sounds nice

>> No.43271810

>>43271726
What happens to the men who eat at the cafe???

>> No.43271813

>>43271744
Orc pizza would have killer wings in a variety of sauces but you couldn't order less than twelve. They load you down with too much food specifically so your waitresses can join you at the table.

Udon shops would do karaage?

>> No.43271824

>>43271726
I'm going to the succ cafe and asking to give my compliments to the chef.

>> No.43271827
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>>43271810
They have a wonderful time and get everything they want. Even the things they didn't order.

>> No.43271842
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43271842

Dessert Cat

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>>43271827
Oh I get extra food for free nice! Sign me up

>> No.43271947

>>43271842
Thats an odd looking cow

>> No.43271952

>>43271726
Is there a normal place just for humans?

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>>43271947
Yeah, normal cows obviously look like this.

>> No.43271993

>>43271952
Yes, theres a human only restaurant in a dark alley, near the red light district. I promise it's not a honeypot

>> No.43271994

>>43271726
I'm going to buy takoyaki just to watch the scylla do everything with her tentacles. It's mesmerizing...

>> No.43272003

>>43271842
>Cat
:/
>Cat, Desert Kingdom
:O

>> No.43272016

>>43271993
>turns out it's "human only" in terms of customers
>staff are very obvious monster girls like dragons trying and horribly failing at pretending to be humans
>reviews say you can instantly make them break character by asking if they ever cheated on a guy if you don't mind your pelvis being smashed into the floor by a crying monster girl
I'd sue for false advertising.

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43272051

The MGC sewers are a scary place.

>> No.43272056

>>43272016
>You try to sue but their tankui lawyers crush you
>You are forced to a member of the staff as compensation
Monsters are evil tricksters!

>> No.43272058
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>> No.43272072

>>43270208
Pillow forts are PEAK safety, as long as you put up the "no gurls allowed!" sign.
Once that's up you can enjoy quality bro time with your friends without monster pussy clouding your judgements

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>>43272051
Who knows what you can find down there

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>> No.43272085

the lizardwomen control the world i tell you!
they've partnered up with the bug girls to give every man a bug!
so that they will live in pods with the bugs!
and they will be happy!

>> No.43272088

>>43272020
Dominate and mating press brown elves

>> No.43272105
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>> No.43272115

>>43272072
>TFW me and my bros get taken away by monster girls and given rape correction by them after we tried to keep them out of our fort
Damn these Mamonos I just wanted to have some normal fun with my friends.

>> No.43272125

>>43271952
There's a lot of MGC themed cafes run by humans. They're usually 'butler cafes' or 'adventurer cafes' staffed with single guys that cater to mamono, but they'll serve guys too. You might get some stares from the other clientele though.

>> No.43272144

>>43272125
>fat bastard cafe
>mostly witch customer
>all men are balding and refer to themselves as cafe defender

>> No.43272150

>>43271994
That's how they get you. It starts with that. Then you're a regular. Then she's making you fresh takoyaki even when there's some already made because she knows you like to see it. Then you're making conversation with your daily order.

Then you're married, ten kids, all help out with the family food cart business. Bam, just happens. Don't even know what happened in the middle there, just a fucking blur.

>> No.43272154

>>43272125
I wonder if there are fujo monsters...

>> No.43272158

>>43272154
Kill yourself.

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>>43272154
You know there are.

>> No.43272192

>>43272125
>employee turnover is high because monstergirls just snag the butler they like after the meal is over

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>>43272150
My life just flashed before my eyes.

>> No.43272252

>>43272115
>you and your bros are some of the last single men in town after the portals open
>during the confusion you found yourself locked up in a warehouse... a bedding supply warehouse
>you guys build a pillow fort "reinforced" with mattresses and cardboard
>its actually surprisingly sturdy
>you can hear the monsters outside, one of them must have spotted you all going in
>the noises outside are growing, until a voice calls out to you
>they sound genuinely worried and asking you all to come out and that they don't want to hurt you
>none of you fall for their lies, Jeremy was taken on the way in by a swooping harpy after all!
>after yelling at them to go away the seige begins properly
>the monsters charge the fort... strangely they're dressed police uniforms, but you don't pay that any mind
>either way you and friends use what you can to fend them off, throwing cardboard tubes filled with packing material to bonk their heads
>the near endless waves of mamono are repelled... for now
>one of your buds makes a "no girls allowed" sign and you boldly put it up on the walls of the fort, it will be your battle cry
>fast forward to day 4 of the seige, food had long run out and the restroom nearby was getting too dangerous to run too as they surrounded the fort entirely, so you all stopped eating.
>you've run out of ranged projectiles and were forced to resort to using pillows to batter the monsters away from your walls
>the damn monsters think this is sport, it seems a camera crew has taken to documenting your desperate struggle.
>it seems they've gotten even more motivated, since they can see that you're weakened! The savages!
>and non-police monsters joined the seige as well, dastardly...
>you spend precious few moments writing in your war diary
"The walls are buckling under their continued assault... I fear my pillow case is on its last legs as the seems are soon to give out. Morale is low as we know we won't last another assault. Still we soldier on, those damn monsters will pay in fluff for each one of us that falls tenfold!"
>the next wave approaches...
>anon and his friends ready their pillows...

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>> No.43272324

I miss se

>> No.43272329

>>43272310
I-imagine rattler-chan bitting you in reflex after you got too close then dying a painful death as she bit you on the neck haha... wouldn't that be grea- I mean terrible haha?
Like wow that would suuuuuck haha... I'd be so mad in my final moments... yup, mad...

>> No.43272330

Did these threads use to have name/tripfags?

>> No.43272333

>>43269738
Source?

>> No.43272342

>>43269738
Doesn't the lewd nun control time?

>> No.43272345

>>43272330
It has breathfag I guess but all the cool kids are on discord.

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>>43272154
>Implying mamono wouldn't think that gay men would be happier as alps.

>> No.43272379

>>43272345
Link to discord?

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>> No.43272438

Questions since I've been out of the monster girl loop for ages. What's MGC refer to, and what's all this talk of "portals" about?

>> No.43272439

>>43272252
What happens when they just start to shoot demonic energy into the pillows and cause them to monsterize into extra fluffy Ittan-momen? Those poor anons will be cuddled to near death

>> No.43272442

>>43272154
I remember that one hcomic where the sucubus convices 2 boys to suck each other off for her amusement
I mean yeah that's gay
But the fact that's she was masturbating to it was pretty hot.

>> No.43272443

>>43272438
MGC = monster girl city
The portals are, well portals from their world opening up here.

>> No.43272444

>>43272398
How to get gf like this?

>> No.43272455

>>43271442
Worry not if you are like ugly, uninteresting and autistic like me no one will ever want to rape you.

>> No.43272458

>>43272439
It wouldn't be sporting so they didn't. The monsters were having a blast trying to take the anons and even went along with the "get bonked and you die" rule

>> No.43272465

>>43272455
Unity through being unrapeable. Not even a bogey would have us

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>>43267398

A shameless seductress.

>> No.43272469

>>43272455
>>43272465
Posting this is unwise anons, the monsters are watching

>> No.43272471

>>43272467
>In the name of the hell
what a garbage dub

>> No.43272480

>>43272467
Gonna give her noogies

>> No.43272487

>>43272438
Thread can created concept. MGS is Monster girl City. A place most anons on here use as the setting for their greentext stories.. And Portals is when MGE MGs come to Real Life Earth so that they can save it and we can finally have our waifus.

>> No.43272488

>>43272469
oh no, immediate and foreseeable consequences

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>> No.43272500

>>43272469
This is why I like fiction. Its good because its not real. Real things are bad.

>> No.43272502

>>43272467
>>43272471
>watching a mamono magi dub
into the trash she goes

>> No.43272511

>>43272502
what villain will the magi be facing this week?

>> No.43272522

>>43272502
>Dubbing/editing an older, obscure mahou shoujo anime for mamono audiences
>Badly edited animal ears and succ wings on the heroines
>But only in some scenes. They have throwaway dub lines about their 'magical disguises' so they only really have to edit the transformed scenes

>> No.43272529

>>43272469
Its fine, even if one tracks me down they'll see me and once they try to stalk me for a bit I'll get to see that classic look of disappointment mingled with disgust again before I go about my day.

>> No.43272551

>>43272511
it's the mysterious reoccurring villain Black Knight! Despite being clad in a towering power suit and bristling with enough weapons to make a gremlin blush he rarely engages the magi and says even less, a stark contrast to his talkative and bratty evil peers

>> No.43272563

>>43272467
>>43272502
>>43272511
who are the magi?

>> No.43272568

>>43272529
>>43272500
You both are going to get the most feral boogys

>> No.43272579

If an Incubus becomes one before getting a wife do they get that soulmate sensor shit monsters get?

>> No.43272586

>>43272551
>we want the mecha gremlin audience

>> No.43272597

>>43272579
I don't think the soulmate sensor shit has ever actually been confirmed. KC made up soulmate shit to handwave bad ends but I don't remember if he went the extra mile and said all monster girls had it.

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>Knife weasel encounter
>Impossible to escape because you are surrounded, applying a massive penalty to escape chances
Zipangu random encounters are bullshit.

>> No.43272602

>>43272579
it's not a sensor - it just happens naturally, you find a girl and think she's cute and you date and she's the one - just like irl, except in MGE she really is the one

>> No.43272618

>>43272597
I guess compatibility sensor would be a better word for it.
I know that one lady was able to see who her soulmate was but she's a powerful divination gal.

>> No.43272623

>>43272551
I wonder what wish the evil mascot offered him for his services

>> No.43272625

>>43272568
The bogey would show up, examine the situation, then leave for greener pastures

>> No.43272635

>Anon can't find a wife post-portal opening
>All the monsters turn him down (politely) when he asks them out
>Gets giga depressed because he seems to be the only male who just can't get a monster wife
>Won't alp because he's not into dudes
>Decides it's better to end it all
>Downs a bottle of pills and goes to bed
>"Wakes up" next to a wisp who looks very annoyed
>"Took you long enough"
Even the tragedies have good endings

>> No.43272636

>>43272618
No, they can just sense lust I think. But at this stage the girls you have to prove your worth to actually auto solect you as husband and just wait around until you get stronger... Or just fuck you on the spot.
I don't know why people obsess over this niche stuff. It's boring and irrelevant.

>> No.43272638

>>43272623
gotta be something tragic for the extra heartthrob and "I can fix him" attitude monsters have

>> No.43272659

>>43272635
How enviable, shame he woke up after

>> No.43272664

>>43272636
I obsess a lil over it mostly because I just wanna be sure I'm making the right choice y'know?

>> No.43272671

>>43272635
That's just really fucking depressing. I don't like it.

>> No.43272675

>>43272551
>>43272586
>Be Anon, actor for the Black Knight and absolutely despise your job
>every week it's the same shit with you summoning a new familiar to wreak havoc by doing some childish nonsense that makes people feel "miserable" until it's shown the error if it's ways by the Magi and you impotently stomp off as your minions say some retarded pun related to the episode's gimmick
>last time you had to do a fight scene one of the Magi cracked your fucking rib thanks to a botched stunt
>worst part is you're contractually obligated to be cheery behind the scenes to all the staff and actors for "moral support"
>doesn't even pay well, get maybe a fourth of what the Magi actors make since you're barely in it anymore since your toys are basically dead in the water and episodes focused on you have awful ratings
>at least you can stay in your trailer most of the day

>> No.43272697

>>43272675
>doesn't even pay well, get maybe a fourth of what the Magi actors make since you're barely in it anymore since your toys are basically dead in the water and episodes focused on you have awful ratings

Bullshit. I know how this shit works. Mamono shoujo shows would work like harem comedies in terms of character popularity. The heroines would be the least popular characters in the show and all of the love interests/male villains would do numbers.

No one watches it for Tenchi.

>> No.43272702

What mgs would make good/interesting bimbos?

>> No.43272703

>>43272671
The biggest parts i hated about was that he killed himself over something so trifling and that he was denied his rest. What a terrible person and fate.

>> No.43272704

>>43272659
Anon... He "woke up". The wisp took his soul.
>>43272671
Even the depressing misery stories have good ends

>> No.43272708

>>43272704
>Anon... He "woke up". The wisp took his soul
I know, what a shit fate, denied his eternal rest after his suffering.

>> No.43272709

>>43272675
>doesn't even pay well, get maybe a fourth of what the Magi actors make since you're barely in it anymore since your toys are basically dead in the water and episodes focused on you have awful ratings
They should really do an unmasking episode to drive up sales. That's a big missed opportunity right there

>> No.43272712

Considering that Mamono like sports such as Wrestling, fighting and Darts. It's entirely possible that action movie shows are still a thing despite the thread idea that they would get banned.
Maybe there would be battle couple movies or tv shows.

>> No.43272722

>>43272709
that's saved for one of the big finale fights and the revaluation of his tragic back story

>> No.43272727

>>43272712
I don't get the idea they'd be banned aside from the "no conflict" autism. Mamono naturally enjoy conflict like any other being with many living battle or like you said, sport.
They'd just probably have a more pronounced romance subplot and when the mandatory sex scene happens it'd be entirely pornographic.

>> No.43272743

>>43272722
They could at least have part of the mask break just enough to hint at his real identity. Viewership would be through the roof if they did that. Otherwise the actor might retire for better work

>> No.43272745

>>43272712
There's a massive variety in terms of mamono perosnalities and interests so media would be pretty diverse, there'd just almost always be a human/mamono slant to things.

Salamanders want to watch medieval war films and hong kong-style kung fu films, they just also want there to at least be a human/mamono romance subplot. Same concept as the hero 'getting the girl' as the cherry on top of the plot. The heroine's gotta get the guy. She can't just beat up bad guys, she's gotta beat up the bad guys to save her boyfriend or whatever.

>> No.43272762

>>43272709
>>43272722
>>43272743
Just have it be revealed during the duel episode between him and the main Magi that it's actually her childhood friend turned to darkness. Easiest way to drum up viewership, especially if you have him say he doesn't want to be redeemed.

>> No.43272763

>>43272708
His suffering is over though

>> No.43272766

>>43272708
Anon he got what he wanted, a wife.

>> No.43272774

>>43272712
Violence wouldn't be banned. It would just be considered silly and nonsensical
>lol why don't they just fuck?
>someone really needs to just jump this guy and cheer him up
And you'd have thousands of
>I can fix him
comments on every social media platform

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Would you help your waifu/daughteru with her molt?

>> No.43272790

Anal sex with a Vampire or a Wight?

>> No.43272793

>>43272790
>Wights
No thanks.

>> No.43272806

>>43272675
>show producers just constantly dropping the ball since the show is aimed at mamono children and they never unmask black knight
>Anon got excited since it'd be his time to shine when the studio was mulling over some character developments arcs
>stupid tanukis in charge put a lid on that in favor of making it a long running show with little plot development
>he still tries to make his few parts engaging but being treated as replaceable at best is wearing on him
>the occasional botched stunt hasn't given him any lasting damage, so it's not that bad
>at least the signing event and live show you'll be making overtime money during promises to be less dull
>you don't expect any real fans to want to interact with you above the main heroines but you'll try making the most of it at least
>eh, things could be worse

>> No.43272809

>>43272774
Sure. But there would also be those who like the violence as talked about here:
>>43272745

>> No.43272821

>>43272638
>>43272722
>series finale
>evil mascot has enacted his evil plan
>magi are split up and have to make their way to the epicenter individually
>the knight stands in the way of one
>no more disinterest
>no more misdirections
>no more hit and runs
>she will have to go through him
>an epic battle ensues
>eventually she's able to deal a crippling blow to his armour, only for him to eject in a much leaner exo-suit
>fight continues in a high speed duel
>but it is not enough
>as he lays there defeated and helmet shattered his face and the truth is revealed to the audience
>his mother is very sick and he agreed to be the knight for a cure
>even now as he lays there broken and beaten he still tries to stand to waylay the magi

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>>43272793
>He doesn't want a wight

>> No.43272845

>>43272838
Most unfaithful monster

>> No.43272850

>>43272790
I gotta ask, whats appealing about anal

>> No.43272854

>>43272838
After recent developments? Not really.

>> No.43272865

>>43272838
Le cuck monster

>> No.43272867

>>43272854
>recent developments
?

>> No.43272870

>>43272838
>>43272854
That's unfair to the Wight that you allow retards in RL to ruin her.

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>>43272845
>>43272854
>Blaming and hating a good girl because one anon is a retard
Bros I'm begging you to learn how to compartmentalize, please for the love of God

>> No.43272880

>>43272821
>gremlin tech appeal
>sword and dhampire duel appeal
>unicorns crying at the screen
going all in at the end huh?

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>>43272838
Nope, the only "cuckshit" I'll accept is my bicorn wife massaging my testicles as I unload in my hellwan wife. the second load is for the bicorn wife.

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>>43272871
I refuse to stop liking wights, danukis, or nerdwan. I don't care how bad it gets.

>> No.43272894

>>43272838
Undead are smelly

>> No.43272897

>>43272806
>Not a single soul shows up to your booth, basically sit there making barely more than what you'd make normally while the Magi booth is stuffed full of people
>Give up halfway through and leave your costume/resignation letter in the break room so you can just go home and start looking for a new job

>> No.43272896

>>43272867
Some nigger had a bunch of NTR art commissioned of his wight waifu.

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>>43272870
I genuinely don't understand these Anons
Maybe it's because I got into her after all the drama, I love the idea of me and a zombie growing in power together y'know?

>> No.43272906

>>43272880
we'll bring him back for the next series

>> No.43272914

>>43272870
>>43272871
Sorry anons but I refuse to be associated with that stuff so I want nothing to do with Wights now. Really don't see the appeal in every time I would post about Wights I'd have to feel the shame of being associated with that retard.

>> No.43272915

>>43272888
Wait, what happened with nerdwan?

>> No.43272919

>>43272905
>I genuinely don't understand these Anons
They're dumb. And that whole experience still put at least half this thread as the sanest people involved.

>> No.43272927

>>43272915
Some anons thought it was being posted too often so threads started to get derailed over it. It might be fine now though, it's been a while.

>> No.43272935

>>43272915
>>43272927
It's also a complete mischaracterization of a Hellhound so don't be a fag and start with that again. You want a nerdy sub? Go post about Kikimoras.

>> No.43272939

>Wight-chan reading on the other side of the portals
Apologize right now for your filthy slander before she starts crying.

>> No.43272942

>>43272919
This thread's reaction was generally sane until Aux's schizos and the cuck discordfaggots came in and started using us as their battlefield for fetish autism.

>> No.43272947

>>43272906
will his first scene be at his mother's grave?

>> No.43272951

>>43272935
Mamono personalities are extremely varied even in individual species. This is canon. Deal with it.

>> No.43272958

>>43272942
Hopefully if by "sane" you mean "calling Wightfag a retarded nigger" like he was.

>> No.43272960

>>43272897
hey now little gremlins love power suits and their pilots

>> No.43272968

>>43272951
Don't be a faggot. If you want monsters that appeal to maledom they already exist.

>> No.43272972

>>43272871
>>43272870
>>43272854
Am retard, what happen?

>> No.43272981

>>43272927
Ah, I see
>>43272935
I don't really hate the concept I used to really hate it because it made me insecure but if people want a subby hound that's cool, I think the best example is Beris from MGD.

>> No.43272983

>>43272972
See
>>43272896

>> No.43272985

>>43272968
Canon. Deal with it.

>> No.43272984

>>43272958
Yeah well initially it wasn't much more than the usual
>lol at these cucks getting rekt
until bunker faggots and the cucks came in and started derailing the thread every fucking day with their nonsense

>> No.43272990

>>43272981
>I think the best example is Beris from MGD.
A whore? Okay I guess.

>> No.43272991

>>43272150
>Ten
Well, I had to keep her tentacles full somehow! Oh no, the dad jokes are already starting...

>> No.43272997

>>43272983
Is that all? Shit these retards need to get some thicker skin. Maybe also don't look up NTR porn?

>> No.43273002

>>43272972
Wightfag was a cuck, some anons used her to derail threads by posting blacked shit of her too.

>> No.43273009

>>43272997
You have to go back.

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>> No.43273028

>another thread ruined by people who can't ignore and move on

>> No.43273030

>>43273009
>you don't consume NTR porn and don't let some fag's malicious autism get to you?! Wtf leave my thread!
I'd tell you to kill yourself but instead take a step back from internet drama and review your life

>> No.43273039

>>43272888
Good, I can tell that faggot would be glad if his cuck shit has made an entire species a forbidden topic. The best way to spite him would be to post about how happy you are with your wight waifu
>>43272935
>>43272968
Fuck off with your autism. I'm a femdom fag with a hellhound waifu and I couldn't give a shit if an anon wanted to tame their own hellhound wife.

>> No.43273050

>>43273039
>The best way to spite him would be to post about how happy you are with your wight waifu
No thanks, Wights just give bad memories now to the point I had to just clean out my Wight folder. At least Liches are still safe.

>> No.43273052

>get caught by an ancient alraune while exploring uncharted lands
>she controls a vast overgrown domain
>she basically only treats you like a source of sustenance
>barely says anything, but when she does it is usually what sounds like short commands in some ancient language
>you have to slowly teach her how to you treat you more like an actual partner rather just a source of food.
>when you are not in a drooling and horny state due to her nectar that is.

>> No.43273055

>>43272990
The girls in MGD are whores anon, you know what I meant

>> No.43273063

>>43273055
>The girls in MGD are whores anon,
Yeah and it's why nobody sane should like them.

>> No.43273068

>>43273024
Liz Love

>> No.43273079

>>43273052
Gonna spoil her with love and affection that she treats me like a prized husband

>> No.43273091

>>43273063
Anon, I'm talking about personality traits besides that. Please

>> No.43273094

>>43273079
Might have to teach her about the concept of a "husband" first. And find out some way to communicate properly.

>> No.43273109

We’ve been waiting for this one for 5 years

>> No.43273111

>>43273024
Lizbian

>> No.43273145

I'm going to bully the loli vampire! She is too short to reach my neck without a ladder.

>> No.43273149

I'm going to blow a Salamander husband's head off right in front of her and make her my own. She has to obey me if I show how much stronger I was than her last partner.

>> No.43273173

>>43273145
Anon no! The loli mode is just a casual form, she's got a taller super mode!
>Supermode is just a shortstack

>> No.43273177

>>43273149
>I'm going to blow a Salamander husband's head
Blowing a man would make you an alp

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>>43273145
Some loli vampires hide their massive power level so watch out.

>> No.43273187

>>43273173
With that kind of mass she can at least tackle.

>> No.43273192

Do you think Cheshires/Wonderland in general has some kind of hand single for men to use when they're not in the mood for any shenanigans right now?

>> No.43273195
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43273195

EXTREME mamono fashion.

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>>43272790
>Anal sex with a Vampire or a Wight?
Both

>> No.43273205

>>43273180
True, but even the most powerful vampire lolis are weak to being mating pressed, so that is what I'll do.

>> No.43273206

>>43273145
Can't she fly?

>> No.43273208

>>43273187
>"Kee hee, little did you know mortal that I have this strong form I use for combat! Behold its low center of gravity and impressive physique!"
>"With this I can lay low many an adventurer! Sadly, few of my outfits survive such experiences so I hope you are prepared to repay me for the damages."

>> No.43273212

>>43273145
You're going to get your shins kicked

>> No.43273224

>>43273212
That's not very noble of her.

>> No.43273226

>>43273212
Well I'm gonna kick her in the fucking face

>> No.43273232

This https://e-hentai.org/s/09ecf39f47/2049800-2 , but with a tall demon or lilim. Though I guess this type of dress fits a vampire or a wight more maybe.

>> No.43273238

>>43273232
Holy shit god I wish that were me

>> No.43273250

>>43273226
>She dodges you and uses your kick to knock you off balance
>You fall down and she jumps on your chest and sinks her fangs into your neck

>> No.43273255
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43273255

Why do domestic demons get me so much? Something about the juxtaposition of housewife wholesomeness and demonic appearance. Need me a lady in a frilly apron with gnarled horns, black sclera, and fangs too big for her mouth.

>> No.43273258

>>43273226
Vampires are durable. You might break your foot.

>> No.43273259
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43273259

"cute loli in the streets, insatiable lolibaba in the sheets" is a really good loli vampire archetype.

>> No.43273269

>>43273259
Its pretty much how I picture Flandre to be honest.
The sort to be cute and adorable in public and a hip breaker in the sheets.

>> No.43273271

>>43273255
this demon looks like she has the stinkiest braps.

>> No.43273278
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43273278

>>43273250
Anon got thralled

>> No.43273281

>>43273278
Vampires need to learn the beauty of Nick Cage

>> No.43273284

>>43273269
My hips will become powder if she ends up using Four of a Kind.

>> No.43273289

>keep forgetting shog-san's clothes are part of her body
>trying to prank her by pulling down her pants ends with being submerged inside her body
Not again...

>> No.43273293

>>43273255
Big fangs are kind of scary.
Beautiful rectangle pupils make up for any scary bits regardless.

>> No.43273301 [DELETED] 

>>43273289
shog is both your toilet and toilet paper. she dines on your feces.

>> No.43273302

>>43273284
>"Ara ara Oniichan, I hope you aren't tired already. We've still got three more of me ready to go~"

>> No.43273303

>>43273289
>submerged inside her body
I am sure it is very relaxing.

>> No.43273312

Looks like Shoggoths are ruined too.

>> No.43273316

>>43273293
I'm a sucker for sharp teeth but also a sucker for unique eyes. Rectangular pupils. Black sclera. Spirals. Multi-pupils are good. Weirdly shaped pupils like diamonds or X's are neat. I want a girl with cool eyes who's into forced eye contact.

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>>43273289
Keep trying anon

>> No.43273327

>>43272897
>Anon honestly was just tired of this thankless job
>its not like he took some villains' role in a kids show for the fame or money, but it helps to feel a little appreciated sometimes you know?
>he started taking off his costume for the last time, he didn't even get a trailer to himself anymore.
>He just had a changing room in the makeup department's tent for the event
>In the privacy of the curtained room he took off his helmet and gauntlets so he could see and handle things better
>He wasn't the dramatic type and he didn't really feel the need the need to hassle himself with dramatically charging into the producer's office and quitting like that.
>a small page long letter thanking his coworkers for their time and patience while explaining he was going resign suited him just fine. He could do the proper paperwork later.
>he wasn't even sure anyone would notice he was gone on anything more than a break until it was time for the staff to return and collect the costumes
>it was as he was signing his name to the letter that he heard the rustling of the staff's tent flaps
>"Anon-san are you in here? You're needed at your booth!"
>you answered back in the affirmative, slightly confused and tucking your letter into your bag of personal effects sitting in your changing room
>Thinking there's no harm in earning your pay and not wanting to trouble the staff after all, you redon your helm and gauntlets expecting to just stand around in your little isolated corner of the event till wrap up
>you return to your booth and to your surprise there's a small group of mamono and human children standing around waiting expectantly
>all of them wearing or holding discontinued merch, must have been a pain to get and keep safe knowing how children are.
>you felt almost giddy as you relaxed into your persona and with your booming voice augmented by the built-in speaker that made your voice slightly mechanical you said your intro line and shot out a small dramatic canon beam into the air from your gauntlets that the pyromancers rigged up
>the look on those children's faces as you made them your "dark minions" for the day made you decide that maybe you'll see where you can go with this after all, fame and money aren't everything after all
.
.
.
>some time has passed since you wrote your resignation letter that never made it to the producer's desk
>it wasn't much but that small tingle of appreciation made you not want to disappoint your fans, even as few and far between they are
>even though the directors and script writers were hesitant in giving you too big of a role for the upcoming finale its not like they could've killed you off before hand
>so they shoehorned in some development foreshadowed by some one off gags and lines but you didn't mind
>with rehearsals behind you and the memories of those kids sparkling eyes and the day of fun you all had you entered into the scene according to the script and with the cameras rolling you gave it your all!
>>43272821

>> No.43273335

>>43273302
That's all the motivation I need. I don't care if the damage is irreversible by the end of it, I'm breeding ALL of the Flans!

>> No.43273336
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>>43273278
It's the fate of all men who attempt to fight against their betters

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>>43273312
I am gone for a few months and this thread has somehow turned even more autistic.

>> No.43273338

>>43272935
You don't mind when you take maledom/equal mamonos and bastardized them into femdom so go kill yourself hypocritical faggot

>> No.43273344
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43273344

With Dhampir-chan by my side, I can never lose to haughty vampires

>> No.43273355

>>43273338
Kikimoras are more loose in their personality. Hellhounds however are far more strict in how they're presented which is something your autistic ass was taught years ago.

>> No.43273359

Monster hunting tip: A vampire can't bite your neck if your cock is in her mouth.

>> No.43273361

>>43273344
What if the vampire tricks your Dhampir friend into drinking your blood and corrupting her?

>> No.43273369

>>43273359
>Giving a vampire dick
You already lost, anon.

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43273370

>>43273337
This happens every time we get tourists from other places, before that it was /tg/ nogs making a bunch of topic a no-go. I wonder when will /mgt/ reach the autism singularity and make portals appear.

>> No.43273371

>>43273361
That could never happen to her! We've known each other since childhood and she's seen me scrape my knees plenty and never lost control

>> No.43273377

>>43272443
>>43272487
Thanks anons. Wasn't sure if I had missed some sort of MGE lore or whatever. Good to know. I really need to stop disappearing for so long so this sort of thing stops happening.

>> No.43273380

>>43273344
can you tell her to equip some real pants? Her legs will get cold.

>> No.43273390

>>43273355
>Me right
>You wrong
Wow, please take the rope, You didn't the cockatrice thing from a few days ago

>> No.43273392

>>43273380
>Tells you that they help her move better in combat, also as a half-vampire she doesn't get cold.
>Halfway through the Transylvanian forest, she's shivering.

>> No.43273399

>>43273390
>you didn't object to another blatant mischaracterization because I said you didn't
okay

>> No.43273401

>>43273370
We will never recover from the sheer autism if that drama.

>> No.43273404

>>43273371
You didn't notice her staring at your knees did you anon? Now imagine her being goaded and tempted by a vampire, after you get a lil cut up of course
No Dhampir can resist

>> No.43273406

>>43273392
>end up having to give her your coat
>sneaks smells of it every time you look away

>> No.43273411

Vampire won't be so smug after I taint her pristine noble womb with my filthy commoner seed.

>> No.43273420
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43273420

>>43272072
Yeah, you go right on thinking that.

>> No.43273422

I heard there is an affliction of werebogieism going around, be wary of any honks coming from your wife at night

>> No.43273430

>This week in mamono media
>Top-rated anime is 'Ideals Withstand Time', an isekai about a Succubus who gets transported to a wild, unforgiving land that she discovers is the world before the current Demon Lord came into power. She has to disguise herself as a human and form a party of single male adventurers to combat an evil demonic general who she eventually learns is her very own ancestor. The male party members-a knight, a wizard, and a ranger-tend to rank much higher in popularity polls than the main character.
>'Onee-san', a legit attempt at a horror films that appeals to both mamono and human audiences. The plot involves a hakutaku teacher attempting to save two young brothers from an abusive guardian; a creature which takes the guise of a young woman, but is neither human nor mamono and feeds on children. Got glowing reviews from mamono sources but mixed reviews from human ones because of its divisive romance plot between the oldest boy and his teacher.
>Popular Metroidvania series, 'Mother Slayer', goes 3D for the first time with its Dhamphir protagonist on yet another quest to foil her wicked mom's plans at turning human into livestock.

>> No.43273445

>>43273422
>werebogieism
How? Bogies aren't animals, so they couldn't spread it by biting.

>> No.43273446

>>43273316
>Lotus position sex with a crazy pupils demon
>She gently holds your face to force eye contact
Endless cumming.

>> No.43273481

>>43273445
through the red nose and the red liquid they often drip

>> No.43273496

>pat shog-san until she falls asleep on the couch downstairs
>once I'm one hundred percent sure she's knocked out after an hour of sitting with her snoring form, get up slowly and go to bed upstairs
>breath a sigh of relief as I crawl into my bed that I finally get one night off from the mandatory bedtime rape for once
>mfw a yellow eye opens up on my pillow and the bed says "Nice try."
Not again...
I just wanted one night that doesn't end in Shogrape...

>> No.43273523

>>43273496
being a semiliquid you would expect shog to hold a lot of water, but due to being her master's toilet most of that liquid is actually his urine

>> No.43273530

>hides post
Anyway.

>> No.43273537

Which monster girl would you want to get a nursing handjob from?

>> No.43273543

>>43273537
Holstaur.

>> No.43273551

>>43273537
Succudwarf

>> No.43273563

>>43273537
Danuki.

She collects it in a small bottle and sells it to another member of the harem.

>> No.43273576

>>43273537
Angel.

>> No.43273586

>>43273530
I've learned to expect the worst whenever Le Shog is mentioned.

>> No.43273593

>>43273537
What is a nursing handjob?

>> No.43273606
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>>43273496
Shogrape is a blessing.
Good try though. Don't give up

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>>43273593
This

>> No.43273616

>>43273496
Silly Anon, you can't escape your wife's love. Even if she forgot she'd just rape you when you woke up

>> No.43273627

>>43273537
Shog flayer chimera

>> No.43273628

>>43273611
I still don't understand

>> No.43273635

>>43269975
Now I want to see a graboid sandworm variant.

>> No.43273640

>>43273537
Kikimora wearing demon silver laced gloves

>> No.43273642

Flayers are OP, if one gets you she can make your brain think you're having an orgasm even if you're not, imagine being wracked with orgasm after orgasm despite not cumming

>> No.43273649
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43273649

i'm for being covered in suction cup hickey marks

>> No.43273657

>>43273649
Based, imagine a kraken or sycla marking you with hickies

>> No.43273671

Butt kraken.

>> No.43273681

>>43273537
Either a demon or pharaoh.

>> No.43273694
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>>43273649
I think I'll stick to being covered in regular ones and Miss Demon's special purple lipstick

>> No.43273703

>>43273649
Being marked seems really disgusting

>> No.43273719

>>43273703
find it romantic, myself.

>> No.43273740
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43273740

>>43273703
I mean, isn't it basically hickies? Like, LOTS OF THEM, but same principle.
Now if you REALLY want to be marked, you need to go deeper.

>> No.43273753
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43273753

It's time for church!

>> No.43273759

>>43273753
oh boy

>> No.43273804

>>43273694
>her tongue is also a shade of blue
Would it taste like berries?

>> No.43273810

Pharaoh wants to put me on a chain leash and force me to wear a really revealing loincloth.
Help.
HELP.

>> No.43273824

>>43273804
Sign the taste test agreement she has printed and find out.

>> No.43273836
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43273836

>>43273810
Isn't that just one of the traditional garments for male consorts in the desert kingdoms? Either way, obey your queen.

>> No.43273838

>>43273810
Amazon.com has a lot of loincloth varieties, but honestly for a pharaoh you probably want to see if you can track down an arachne for something nicer. They HATE working for other people's mates but usually if you throw enough money and/or veiled threats at her, she'll begrudgingly comply.

I can't help you with the chain shopping thing, really. Maybe a cyclops would be able to craft something nice enough?

Hope that helped!

>> No.43273867
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43273867

>>43273740
QT vampire wife leaving bite marks on your neck is just a sign of how much she loves you.

>> No.43273883

>>43273753
Nigger.

>> No.43273895
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43273895

beep boop. i love you

>> No.43273936

>>43273836
royal brown brapper.

>> No.43273950
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43273950

>>43273895
I love ms. automaton!

>> No.43273951

>>43272838
I love wights!

>> No.43273960

You haven't fully developed into a real incubus until you fully penetrate your wife's cervix and cumflate her uterus! Penetrate her second virginity!

>> No.43273987

>>43273960
I wonder if drinking monster girl sweat can turn you into a incubus. That’s probably what that succubus whatever potion is made out of, straight up succubus bath water.

>> No.43273997
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43273997

Pants off!

>> No.43274001

>43273936
Take it to the fart thread anon not here.

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>> No.43274017

>>43271726
You forgot the ocelomeh taco trucks

>> No.43274021

>>43273445
it a virus a mad cowgirl made

>> No.43274036
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43274036

>>43271929
>go to succ Cafe
>as advertised they bring what you want to your table without you even ordering
>but this succ that's bringing your food is kind of different
>can't put your finger on it, just different
>said waitress stops by your table often just to chat
>go to the counter to pay
>succ cashier says you ought to come back soon since the boss apparently really likes you
>uh oh

>> No.43274108

I managed to lock a Succubus into a chastity cage and then broke the key to it. Now that she cannot coom she has no power. I claim this victory for the Order.

>> No.43274112

>>43273694
Good taste

>> No.43274118

>>43274108
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.43274127
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43274127

Do you think it's easy to get a job at the Demon Lord's palace? I want to make sure lims have a good role model so they don't turn into brats or haughty Christmas Cakes like their eldest sisters

>> No.43274139

>>43274118
The demon worshiper melts down in the face of the righteous.

>> No.43274149

>>43274139
Angel bait or Unicorn bait or maybe Titania bait you will fuck and marry a non human eventually in your travels Order anon.

>> No.43274163

>>43271726
Where can I go for a nice pollo ala plancha with some spanish rice, refried beans, free tortillas on the side with salsa, onion and cilantro, a churro for dessert, and horchata to wash it all down?

>> No.43274226

>>43274149
Angels are fine, the Chief God says so.
I ain't fucking no monster.

>> No.43274229

I want to rip a succubus' clothes off and violently rape her in the middle of an alley as a fat ugly bastard.

>> No.43274230
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43274230

>>43272870
>>43272871
It is impossible for retards to not confuse a nigger's commissions between the literal creator of the series. For some reason they don't look into it anymore than hearsay and find out that KC himself was the one who outed that faggot. If the creator himself banned him from making and requesting works, it should be pretty obvious that wights, or any monster, doesn't engage in those things that the creator explicitly says they don't do. Anons only view wight that way because she's decently unpopular, because hellhound, manticore, and cheshire get awful commissions all the time but nobody stops liking them. Even some unpopular girls don't get treated unfairly like wight. A huge portion of black harpy art is extremely against the rules, but whenever somebody posts black harpy you don't get anons saying she's "unfaithful" or "cuckbait". I've loved Wight since I got into MGE, and it's sad to see her be brought so low. She must be crying on the other side of the portals.

>> No.43274250

Passionate handholding sex with loli vampire.

>> No.43274264

>>43274229
I wish to do some TF stuff with monster girls, the abyss calls me to do so.

>> No.43274293

>>43272870
>>43274230
Oh my God will you autists shut up.
If you don't like cucking, *don't think about it.*

>> No.43274300
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43274300

>>43274230
Wights are haughty, not naughty.

>> No.43274315

>>43274300
I wanna pinch her cheeks.

>> No.43274335

>>43274293
Somehow they don't see the issue that they're the only ones letting it live rent free in their heads.
Anons, normal people don't spend their whole day thinking about things they don't like. Get a job or a therapist.

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>>43274293
When wight gets posted, a lot of the time somebody says something related to it. I'm not the one bringing it up, they are.

>> No.43274363

>>43274315
"I wanna pinch your cheeks!"
> "How bold!"
> She blushes furiously.
> "But you may."
> You reach out to her face with your hands all poised to pinch.
> Delicately grasping her cheek meat between your thumbs and forefingers, you savor the moment.
> Her cheeks are warm, almost shockingly so, and her eyes betray a level of surprise that seems to have rendered her mute.
> You squeeze gently, and her mouth opens, her pink tongue lolling out as she emits a squeaky "eep!"
> You let go slowly, and put your hands down.
> She takes a moment to compose herself.
> Finally, she speaks.
> "Oh, you meant *those* cheeks."

>> No.43274385

>>43273327
I love this story and need to see it’s ending, even if it doesn’t end I might try and compile it so it isn’t lost but I’m not great at that.

>> No.43274396

>>43274348
Well, that's cause they like cucking. We're not talking about them though.

>> No.43274422

>>43274363
Cute.
But Wight-chan needs to stop being so horny in her thinking all the time!

>> No.43274426
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43274426

>>43274363
I want to pinch those cheeks

>> No.43274463
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43274463

I see you are all continuing to be stupid

>> No.43274496

>>43274463
They need to be correction-raped by hellhounds

>> No.43274508
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43274508

You wouldn't lost to the starting zone mobs, right anon?

>> No.43274529

>>43274508
No.

>> No.43274533

>>43274508
I WILL throw to the werewolf miniboss in the tiny woods.

>> No.43274557

>>43274250
Vampires don't like sex. Blood is their fluid of choice, not cum.

>> No.43274564

>>43274508
losing to the tutorial fairy

>> No.43274571
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43274571

>>43274564
You got some 'splainin' to do, Anon!
Like literally how is this even possible?

>> No.43274578

>>43274571
she saw an opportunity and took it

>> No.43274591

>>43266545
if the hebi has a snussy and vagina then yes

>> No.43274600
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43274600

>>43274591
Miss Hebi has a snussy and a clo-wakka-wakka-wakka!

>> No.43274637

I will tell a Hebi she's unattractive.

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43274646

>>43274637
She'll fix you

>> No.43274663

I think hebi is okay.

>> No.43274666

Hebi is not worth it.

>> No.43274671
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43274671

Hebi is the cutest and you can't change my mind

>> No.43274673

>>43274666
Of course YOU would be the one to say that.

>> No.43274699
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43274699

ms hebi loves you

>> No.43274709

>>43274699
i like this hebi, she must give great hugs

>> No.43274715

Would you an A-cup monster?

>> No.43274724

>>43274715
what's her hip game like?

>> No.43274773

>>43274724
That's up to your interpretation. The only restriction is the bust.

>> No.43274865

>>43274293
That's literally what I said. Don't let RL tards make her into something she is not. If you do, you're a tard. Is what I was saying.

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>>43274715
i'm already in love with a fat tailed flatty

>> No.43274944
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>intense Automaton stare

>> No.43274953

Hag monsters trying to catch me because I'm young and single but I get away every time because the sheer weight of their big breasteses and hag butts makes them gas out easily so I leave them in the dust.

>> No.43274990

>>43274944
Tell her no, second law prohibits anything further.

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>>43274907
cute librarian

>> No.43275005

>>43274953
>anon is running from hags again
>suddenly looks right and sees the hag Titania keeping pace with him casually using her wings before smugly grabbing him
Poor anon, thinking everyone moves on their feet...

>> No.43275039

What monster girls would you guys like to see more art of?

>> No.43275043

>>43275039
barometz, krampus

>> No.43275045

>>43275039
Holstaur.

>> No.43275049

>>43275005
That's why you go through small spaces
>get chased by titania hag
>jump through a nearby window
>she tries to follow but gets stuck by her meaty body
>run back out and start slapping her defenseless ass

>> No.43275058

>>43275039
Girls I wanna see more art of:
> Devil Bugs
> Oomukade
> Ushi-Oni
> Gazer

>> No.43275063

>>43275049
but then they send in the scylla hag

>> No.43275065
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>>43275005
Old and slightly possessive Titiana scary!

>> No.43275070

>>43275039
Chimeras of vairous races

>> No.43275087
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>>43275063
She won't make it far on dry land
Unless you are in the seaside hag village than you are in major trouble

>> No.43275099

>>43274571
>You will never impale an annoying tutorial fairy on your cock

>> No.43275100

>>43274671
Can't date one because she speaks a different language...

>> No.43275104

>>43275070
like what?

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>>43274508
>He lost to the bandits in Maus Hills.
Maybe Anon should give up on the whole hero thing.

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>>43275106
Well now he can be the hero of cheese for the mouse bandits

>> No.43275113

>>43275104
Hmmm, I like the idea of a shog/flayer
Also for cuddles, a bunyip, yeti, weresheep would be unbeatable

>> No.43275130

>>43275106
>>43275112
I'm gonna tell those mouse that I'm not a very big fan of cheese!

>> No.43275133
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Surprise yet hugs

>> No.43275136

>>43275106
Well his hero days are over, he's now a husband and soon to be father to a new generation of mice bandits

>> No.43275145

>>43275112
>Maus Bandits ask their high-level, adventurer big sis to help them with Anon.

>> No.43275160

>>43275145
would be pretty awkward if anon asked her out instead of fighting her

>> No.43275171

What is there left after you have a monster girl wife and a family, with kids already grown up and out of the house? You got what you wanted and yet there's nothing else to want that you can't have anymore, how will you get out of your depression?
You're in a pre-industrialized fantasy world where magic hasn't advanced society the way real life technology has with the production of products with exotically-intrinsic value on a relative scale. What is there to do?

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>>43275171
Have more kids? Easy

>> No.43275193

>>43275171
depression?

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>>43275180
This, being longlived/immortal, might as well make more. Can't let the wife be not pregnant for too long as she gets even more rapey when she isn't pregnant.

>> No.43275201

>>43275171
Have more kids, travel the world, hell you could probs reincarnate with your wife if you want.

>> No.43275210
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I hope you nerds get grabbed at the mall and made to carry shopping bags for gyarus.

>> No.43275220

>>43275210
are there even fat tailed fish/reptile gyarus?

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>>43275039
Otohime has a severe lack of art. I’ve been working on my drawing to try and do it myself but I still need to figure out to make that dang tail bend or look natural like it could move around for dancing.

>> No.43275235

>>43275171
Fighting demon realm beasts or making a zoo of demon realm beasts.

>> No.43275244

>>43275171
There’s only one thing to clearly do. Work to make it back to this world, not for the modern comforts, but so you can see your parents and siblings again. So you can show your kids and wife to your parents and feel pride as they get to meet one another and know everything worked out.

>> No.43275247

>>43275210
A cruel fate

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>>43275210
How to defeat gyarus? Are they weak to love and affection?

>> No.43275263

>>43275210
can I get grabbed by a thick venus beezlebub and her entourage instead? She needs to possessively hold me close to her as she smokes a fat cigar with no one brave enough to stop her as she browses, occasionally asking for my input on if these dainty small lingerie would look good on her with a concerned look on her face, beaming happily when I hastily but bashfully agree as I sink into her fat titties/plush belly.

>> No.43275279

>>43275210
Good thing I rarely leave my house and especially don't go to the mall.

>> No.43275285

>>43275252
They're not weak to you

>> No.43275288

>>43275194
Look at all those heckin' wanners

>> No.43275300

>>43275252
they're not particularly weak to love and affection compared to the average monster.
you can try gentlemanly stuff towards them such as placing your jacket over them when they look cold, giving them a princess carry or just taking initiative in general

>> No.43275305

>>43275171
Pick up a sword, learn magic, go adventuring with your wife and save kingdoms and shit. Just because you don't have videogames or internet doesn't mean there isn't plenty to do outside of domestic life. Hell if studying is your gig, go to a prestigious school and work with gremlins to invent the internet and electricity and shit, you'll probably get to see the fruits of your labors with your long life too

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Baphomet

>> No.43275342

>>43275039
bogie
angels
dark priests

>> No.43275363
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Feed your dogs

>> No.43275373

Remember to impregnate your monster wife
Make kids with her
Have a happy family

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>>43275039
more crab

>> No.43275397
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>>43275363
fuck dogs

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I hate fathers and don't ever want to be one.

>> No.43275411

>>43275397
Give sauce

>> No.43275416

>>43275407
Grow up.

>> No.43275417

>>43275407
Monsters will correct you

>> No.43275439
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I like elves, even if they get uppity with me

>> No.43275461

>>43275327
Needs to be corrected.

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overpowered

>> No.43275505

>>43275499
What do these mice dream of?

>> No.43275510

>>43275505
Cheesu and husbando

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>>43275397
Yes

>> No.43275529

>>43275263
Not sure why my brain snapped to the fly queen today, they do fit a stereotype of needy thick older lady that wants to monopolize your attention and devour you (metaphorically) all to herself, the pouty but clingy type of girl that just wants you to indulge in her love

>> No.43275533

>>43275510
what about a husband made of cheese?

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>>43275397
>>43275511
Charcoal dogs are best dogs.

>> No.43275565

>>43275373
I don't want kids

>> No.43275600

>>43275171
You go back to fucking your mamono wife all day every day, just like a proper incubus should.

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>>43275550
those are dorks

>> No.43275607

>>43275565
Go say that to your wife and see what happens

>> No.43275623

>>43275529
>That description
Ideal monster

>> No.43275629
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>>43275604
SLUUURP

>> No.43275640

What if I don't want to become an Incubus? What if I want to remain mortal and die peacefully surrounded by my monster wife and kids when I'm old?

>> No.43275645
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>>43274385
>>43273327
>Fast forward almost ten years
>The series finale made the show explode in popularity making it come out of the rut a mid tier children's show like that can get into
>You were even called back in for two recap movies, one of the overall show and one dedicated for making the finale more dramatic.
>as you were still the villain, a middle manager mook by even the most generous standards you were never going to be the main focus
>however, you became a cult favorite among certain fans as the recap movies did better to foreshadow your backstory as the writing team was new and willing to take chances
>you'd want to say this launched your career into the next level but the truth is that outside of some supporting roles in other shows you rarely even made it into movies as a side character
>still you had stable employment and it paid the bills well enough to be well off
>you never really had much luck with the ladies somehow
>you met some nice girls, even during production but it didn't really click
>Eventually you go in for auditions, you hated them but it was part of the job after all
>The movie was a surprisingly a reboot of that old show
>apparently some up and coming director crowdfunded and bankrolled the production shortly after graduating film school
>You did receive an invitation as legacy cast, but still the competition was fierce and you felt the letter was sent out of fan pandering rather than any genuine love of your skills
>Surely they'd choose a younger actor whose voice had the same young energy as the original role used to have?
>either way you sauntered into that audition room, you've long learned that a bit of outward confidence helped you fake it till you make it
>It was when you saw the judges, three mamonos, including the producer and director herself!
>You felt that wouldn't be a good sign, the director was a vaguely familiar looking demon by the looks of her and clearly looked her age of young 20 some women
>You dreaded the audition even more now, young directors tended to not even consider older actors for this kind of role and by the series' canon you no longer really fit the role
>still you had the act you played for years in muscle memory and with a booming voice, this time unaugmented by the helmet of your long gone suit you announced yourself like you did during those meet and greet events without reservation
>it actually felt kinda relaxing to slip back into that persona after so many years
>her black eyes pierced into you along with the other judges
>Still you gave it your all and by the time you were wrapped up acting one of your more favorite scenes from the og series finale you bowed and left from the silent judges that gave you no indication being impressed
.
.
.
.
>It's been about a week since your performance back during the auditions
>You didn't think it was a good sign at all that you didn't hear anything back yet, much less the reaction you got from the judges
>Still it was fine, you never expected to get that role despite the feeling of it being ironic
>Ironic in the way of a celebrity loosing a "look-a-like" completion whose subject is himself
>You were practicing for your next auditions when your phone rang
>you were in the groove of things, in the beat of your own method of acting and almost let the phone call die
>Something however told you to pick it up and so you did, a little annoyed at the inopportune timing
>You answered normally and to your surprise the man on the on the other end introduced himself as one of the assistants of the casting director and was calling you in to start the legal paperwork side of the hiring process
>you could barely believe it but with that you put down the script you were memorizing and got ready to come in to the studio
>Things were looking up, but you couldn't help shake that sense of familiarity you felt when you saw that demoness producer

>> No.43275647

>>43275640
You can still die as an inc, It's more of a mutual decision though to decide to check out the afterlife

>> No.43275649

43275640
you aint actually human in mge if you aint an incubus you are something lesser since becoing an incubus makes you more like orginal humans before they were nerfed and enslaved by the cheif god

>> No.43275651

>>43275640
The process goes on passively over time, but you could probably block with some spell.
The thing is, you won't stick to this belief for long so it doesn't matter.

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>>43275607
that's when monster girls go
>oh no
>anyway

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>>43275629
why are monsters so undignified when eating?

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>>43275668
I imagine some monsters eat like refined noble ladys, others just chow down like it's buy one get one free day at Carls Jr.

>> No.43275681

>>43275649
Since when? I know it uncaps you but I'm pretty sure humans were always giving that cap from the start of their existence

>> No.43275687

>>43275680
What the hell does that wrapper say

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>>43275668
They have trouble controlling themselves around Human cuisine.

>> No.43275692

>>43275680
>I imagine some monsters eat like refined noble ladys
Wrong, vampires slobber over their husband's neck and pharaohs are eating chips in their underwear

>> No.43275694

>>43275687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rso9EPDP5pA

>> No.43275695

>>43275689
She's going to lose her abs if she keeps eating that way

>> No.43275700

>>43275692
Private time doesn't count!

>> No.43275699

>>43275657
is this a cat or angel? also imagine a monster face when you tear up condoms yourself

>> No.43275701

>>43275681
nope, the first chief god made humans, she got pissed about their abundance and then made monsters to cull them and put their level caps on. DL and the hero changed that and made monster girls happen.

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>>43275668
>>43275680
The ones that are polite about it have appearances to keep up (like Pharaohs, Wights).
If they don't, expect some degree of savagery.
And then there's Wendigos.

>> No.43275702

>>43275695
It should be okay as long as she doesn't slack on her workout schedule.

>> No.43275711
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So quick non-meme lore question regarding incubi and non-MGEverse men that i'm thinking too hard about
1. can a human from our world even be incubized? first off a human is made into a monsterized form the inclusion of monster mana. I'd think yes and chances are that a human from our world would actually incubize in only one session as like women in the MGEverse we don't actually have any mana since we can't use magic. At any rate our mana must be in extremely small amounts since how practical it is(not at all)
2. Would monsters actually go for human men from our world right off the bat? Monsters have been hinted at being able to sense human mana and targeting it as a kind of sixth sense. Wouldn't any anon transported be practically invisible to monsters in that sense? Only if we go by the semen is literal life force like blood then we can say that our side human men have anything to give.

I haven't read any real q&a so its an interesting question if it hasn't been answered

>> No.43275714

>>43275645
>see some dumb loser playing pretend for a show he was barely in
>become so infatuated the first thing you do as an adult is bankroll a reboot movie to give him a bigger role
dumb demon

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>>43275703
wendigos are a bunch of savages, have you seen one eat their stretchy meat?

>> No.43275717

>>43275695
Wrong, that burg is a macro paradise full off muscle juice.
If she keeps up her workouts she could rapidly build muscle

>> No.43275719

>>43275681
Anon is a fucking retard. Ignore him.

>> No.43275721

>>43275689
Sharp teeth....

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>>43275700
It counts, imagine those high noble ladies being lazy on a couch scratching their butts and drinking beer

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>>43275714
Trust in the plan

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>>43275716
That's my point. They're on a whole other level.
They can make Hellhounds looks like the epitome of politeness.

>> No.43275750

>>43275533
For my next trick I'm going to turn myself into cheese to impress my Dormouse wife

>> No.43275752

>>43275711
Obviously yes to both based on the spirit of the setting, what would be the point of a wish fulfillment fantasy if (You) were excluded from it.

>> No.43275759

>>43275680
>A__L
>P____PSE
that must be one spicy burg, I'm going to give it as a tribute to my local ancient evil fox.

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>>43275721
Cats are deadly predators.

>> No.43275761

>>43272330
Beast is the only writer left that uses the name thing when he posts

>> No.43275766

>>43275739
>husband, bring me another pbr!~
>b-but honey, wouldn't you prefer this 1000 year old whiskey or wine made from rare grapes?
>meh, bring me another cold one!

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>>43275760
Indeed

>> No.43275778

>>43275752
being invisible to monsters and treated as a curiosity due to your lack of overtly enticing mana could be intresting. Especially if you plan on traveling around, but I agree. I'm thinking too hard about an inherently escapist fantasy setting

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>>43275770
This kot is a massive dork with a magical girl phase.

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>>43275770
This kot is too dangerous to leave alone, she needs some husband correction!

>> No.43275791

>>43275786
That Breast_Size is looking Alternate

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>>43275759
I would really think carefully before upgrading them from Evil Fox to Spicy Evil Fox.

>> No.43275801

>>43275793
>Spicy Evil Fox
Such a dangerous foe, I want to marry her!

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>>43275786
Correction in progress.

>> No.43275817

>>43275778
Yeah, some people would prefer to be mild curiosity until they inevitably meet the one as per setting's unwritten rule and others would be only happy if every passing monster slapped their ass and called them a "fine piece of fuck meat", in MGE both get their wish

>> No.43275826

>>43275793
I c-can still fix her!

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>>43275801
>>43275826
You know what they say about playing with fire.

>> No.43275837

>>43275831
No matter how evil or dangerous the foe, the great hero Anon will stick his dick in it!

>> No.43275839

Getting held down by Baphomet!
She has both your wrists in her claws and you can't break out!
She keeps asking "What's the matter?" and why won't you break out just to rub it in!
She starts making fun of you for getting pushed around and toyed with by someone as small as her!
She calls you weak and laughs!
...then she says someone weak like you needs protecting...!
You can't even look her in the eye! It's too embarrassing! It makes you mad! Makes you furious!

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>>43275839
That would be quite the feat.
Considering that they can't weigh more than what, 60 lbs?

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>>43275839
dumb gote needs to get off my roof

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>Sick and tired of those damn orcs stealing my goats
>Set up traps where my clearing meets the forest
>First day and I caught 6 orcs alone
>Gonna teach em a lesson before I let em go
>Grab an orc who’s already face down ass up and pound her till she’s a squealing mess
>Hand one of them their axes so they can cut themselves free while I walk away
>Next day hear my traps go off again
>Damn orcs don’t learn
>This time they’re all face down eagerly shaking their asses
>Well I guess they didn’t learn their lesson from last time
>Pound them one after the other till my balls are bone dry
>And leave a nice red hand imprint on their asses
>Goes on for a week teaching those same 6 orcs a lesson they won’t learn
>One day wake up to knocking on my door
>See incredibly pissed off high orc
>The 6 orcs I’ve been plowing are behind her
>”So you think you can just knock up my daughters and not take responsibility!?”
>Yes?
>Spend the next 20 minutes getting chewed out by angry high orc mom
>The wedding is hosted at my farm
>Not that I would really know I skipped the vows and went straight to consummating
>High orc mother-in-law was of course not happy about that
>At least I don’t have to worry about orcs stealing my goats anymore

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Gazer-chan wants me to crush my enemies

>> No.43275862

>>43275853
Yeah, they may be able to easily pin your wrists together, but there still wouldn't be much to stop you from just, you know, standing up and walking away without some weird, decidedly not sexy holds.

>> No.43275873

>>43272471
>>43272502
>>43272522
>"What is it with you fucking Oseans and why you take consuming and watching anime so goddamn serious? I'm gonna go bet that the OP and a vast majority of you all are just Oseans sperging out over muh subs and le English dubs. I swear, only Western Weebs ever treat subs versus dubs as some serious goddamn debate and how watching anime and playing Zipangese games in a certain language makes you less than human. Meanwhile never or rarely do I hear Asians, Easterners and Non-Westerners in general treeat sub-not-dubs as such a serious divisive topic. And as of recent with that Water Insignia localization: fucking Politics! Of course sub-not-dubs is now in a politics and culture war because the localizers so happen to be leftists. Only in the West is subs-not-dubs are serious and sometimes outright political fucking debate, whereas choosing either Zipangese VAs and Eng Subs or English Dubs will not cause some divisive argument amongst non-Western anime fans."
>t.a post in 4mons /a/ thread regarding Subs vs Dubs type of topic

>> No.43275878

>>43275831
>spicy food makes mamono go on anal frenzy instead of doing the usual thing
>her ass is still on fire
God/Chief God/DL have mercy on your dick, because she won't

>> No.43275890
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>Try to mind control the fox
>The fox mind controls me

>> No.43275916

>>43275890
When you work with foxes.
You lose.

>> No.43275927
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>>43275890
foxes are misunderstood

>> No.43275933

>>43272635
>>All the monsters turn him down (politely) when he asks them out
anon, I…

>> No.43275941
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>>43275890
GIWTWM

>> No.43275943
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>>43275927
Only one of those four foxes is trustworthy

>> No.43275962

>>43275943
Bottom left, no?

>> No.43275983

>>43275927
I want to carry top right away and do terrible things to her. Top left can come as well, but my arms are full.

>> No.43276015

>>43275983
haha same

>> No.43276034
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>>43275983
foxlets were made to be picked up and used

>> No.43276093

>>43276034
>...
>...She's stuck...

>> No.43276115

>>43276093
>tfw small foxgirl stuck on your dick

>> No.43276126
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>Uh, excuse me, miss?
>D-Do you know the way to the "City of Gold"?

>> No.43276130

>>43276126
Anon that's just a dumb lion

>> No.43276139
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>>43275839
Literally this

>> No.43276145

>>43276126
>"Yeah, it's in my den, wanna see?"

>> No.43276153

>>43276145
>"Sure!"
>But there was no gold. Only aggressive, big cat sex.

>> No.43276343

https://files.catbox.moe/vv8xni.jpg

>> No.43276363
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>>43275645
>You took the subway to the studio across town
>You met the casting director's assistant who contacted you earlier
>you got the paperwork signed quickly after being shown a copy of the script
>you didn't read overly long as to not take up anyone's time and it wasn't long till you agreed, you actually found yourself kind of excited to redon the cheesy outfit and see what everything would look like with the current gen of special effects
>You were pleasantly surprised to find you actually had a trailer again
>it wasn't lavish but with a mini-fridge, stove, couch, bed, and even a tv it was a nice place to unwind after a day of filming according to your seasoned actor's instincts.
>The fridge even had your favorite snacks and drinks in it... You figured the casting director did their homework and brushed it off
>You tried not letting it go to your head, but this was the first time you felt like a production actually wanted to keep you.
>it was as you opened the closet door in your small trailer in your initial wave of exploration that you found... your suit?
>strange... Your suit shouldn't be here, it would be in costumes normally. Thats when you realized something
>this suit was the same one from all those years ago!
>you recognized it easily enough as you tried it on
>it felt like it did all those years ago and even had the original markings inside the padded chest piece marking the name of the now defunct studio and production numbers in red marker
>you were even surprised as the beam canon on the wrist still worked, a new mana crystal was installed and everything!
>the only thing different was an odd.. perfume smell in it?
>maybe the wardrobe intern that dug it up sprayed it down when handling it to get rid of the smell of dust?
>It was as you finished putting on the helmet and modeling yourself in the mirror that you started reciting some of the lines you memorized by rote
>catchphrases, one liners, a few of the black knights characteristic monologues, and so on that you lost track of time
>It was as you were reminiscing and about to call it an hour before night fell that you heard a knock at the door
>you opened the door and answered in character, "Who dares intrude?!" with your booming mechanically edged voice
>shit. last thing you wanted was rumors to spread... but well you figured that method acting was the sign of a good actor...
>either way it took you a second to recognize the figure standing in the evening sunlight
>it was the director!
>fuck!
>shit!
.
.
.
>The young demoness director sat on your couch, it was hard to tell what she was thinking as she kept a straight face
>for the second time you felt you knew her, but you just couldn't remember where...
>The mamono that ran this entire show was dressed rather modestly for a stereotype of a demon, her outfit functional despite the tightness of her black shirt, its very faded design, and thigh exposing skirt rang a bell in your head but didn't manifest itself into a concrete image
>She had an off-white hair color and piercing reddish eyes characteristic of a demon
>You had your helmet off by this point, too good an actor to show your embarrassment at being caught like this and hastily got out a drink for your guest
>She didn't say a word yet with her expression not betraying a thing as you forced conversation out of your tightened lips
>"Its... Its good to be back on a set like this... You know i've had a few roles since my last run at the black knight but its like coming home I think..."
>she nodded as her only sign of acknowledgement as she sipped her drink and you continued on
>You hated dealing with her types honestly, but you continued on more to break the silence than anything else
>"You know i think it was why I enjoyed the production of the 'Super mamono rangers'. even though I was type-cast it felt very familiar..."
>it was then that the Demoness spoke up, "Honestly you were wasted in the role of the 'minion master'! they didn't even give you a real backstory in that!"
>Her face started getting lively as you made out the designs on her shirt, it was one of the limited run black knight t-shirts they made after the movie came out...
>"And that isn't even talking about how in the interviews they didn't even consider to make you a reoccurring character and only used you for that one season!"
>It seems that once you lit the fuse she just didn't stop... She continued ranting with in depth knowledge of the various productions you've been in and how she was surprised you put up with such treatment
>She even went on talking about how your last role, a side character in the thriller 'Onee-san" was "absolutely" wasted despite your nuanced acting and got killed off too soon to focus on, "some boring kids who couldn't act their way out of a paper bag"
>Oh god she isn't stopping...

>> No.43276365

>>43276343
>"ma'am, I think you got the wrong door"
>"please leave before I call the police"

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>>43275855
>goat farm
>staffed by piggies
>stuffed by anon
can't make this shit up

>> No.43276370

You know, Salamanders would probably gush about how romantic it is when a guy sucker punches them, drags them into a alleyway and fucks them.

>> No.43276375

>>43276370
Porcs would gush about how cute it is when a boy beats them up and uses them like sow

>> No.43276441

>>43276363
>fangirl demon
truly a terrifying force

>> No.43276467

>>43275714
HOW ARE THEY ALWAYS BEST GIRLS?

>> No.43276475

>>43276370
>prideful honorable warrior facade
>wets herself at the thought of a man "playing dirty" and then doing her dirty
mere spicy lizard

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>>43276475
why are dragons like this

>> No.43276486

>>43276480
>dragons
no wait I meant lizards

>> No.43276551

>>43276375
I wanna beat up some delinquent p'orcs and turn them into pregnant delinquents

>> No.43276563

>>43271813
Man, orcs are really pushy. But you can't beat their taste in greasy meats

>> No.43276569

>>43276475
>Salamander friend asks you to make a ASMR about beating someone up, you know, as a joke
>She'll even give you $10 if you do it
>Lol, easy money
>Do it
>Have a laugh about it
>She leaves to go to the bathrooms
>Notice her seat is drenched
>Start hearing loud moaning coming from the bathroom
>she took the recording and a pair of headphones with her

>> No.43276584

>>43276569
Kind of makes me wanna write a short story about a /fit/ guy falling on hard times but finds a way to make some quick cash by making ASMR vids with him just talking about beating someone up while he sits there shirtless.
>I don't know why someone is paying $100 per 10 minute video, but I'm also not gonna question it

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>>43276363
>It seemed that her intense rant reached a crescendo
>"And really don't even get me started about that idiot ratoskr of a producer and inept writing staff couldn't get their heads out of their wallets and botched the black knight entirely!"
>"the best thing that happened with the recap movies was getting an entirely new production cast!"
>For the first time during this 'chat' with this demoness of a director you noticed the contents of her paper bag she brought in as they spilled out
>a box set of the 'mamono magi', it seems well worn along with BDs of various films and shows... all of them seem to be works you acted in and each as well worn as the last...
>"See! just look at this!" you snap back to her words as she stuffs in a disk into the large screen tv's adjacent BD player
>she inserts a time stamp by memory, not even looking down at the remote nor using the chapters menu
>a scene plays on the faithful tv, its a minor scene in the romance drama television show, 'Mana to Mana', where you played a minor side character that was basically a reoccurring background character
>"They entirely failed to capture your good side in this scene, just look at this poor quality! you tried so hard to add nuance to your frustration but the director just dropped the ball in not only cutting away before your signature eye brow twitch but they didn't even capture your good side!"
>You didn't even know you did a twitch...
.
.
.
>It was now well past sunset and your plans of leaving before dark were in tatters
>Finally the director demoness calmed down her rant and seemed to almost naturally settle into watching the first recap movie of 'mamono magi' pointing out this and that decision by the directors that was "just plain trash" and a "waste of potential" before you were able to get a word in edge-wise
>"You know... ma'm its getting rather late..." you realize that you haven't even properly introduced yourself... not that that mattered but that you haven't properly gotten her name either
>hell you didn't even remember it anymore in the haze of trying to keep up with her ranting
>As the action scenes she was so intently watching played she seemed to realize your words and tensed up as she turned to you
>"Ah! y-yeah... its nighttime after all..." she turned her head to the doors of the trailers bedroom with a deep purple blush spreading over her cheeks
>oh shit
>call yourself old fashion but you weren't like that, you wanted to be taken out to dinner first at least!
>"Yeah... so that's why I need to head out if I'm gonna catch the next sub home you know..."
>she coughed awkwardly at your words regaining some composure before nodding and strangling out a, "Y-yes of course"
>You gathered your day bag, leaving your suit gathered in the closet neatly as she turned off the movie and slowly gathered her things, as if drawing out your interaction as far as she could
>It didn't take long for you to get your things and after turning off and closing up the trailer she spoke up before you could say your goodbyes
>"U-uhm... Would you mind having a... proper rewatch tomorrow? if you're not busy of course! I know we're not due to rehearse just yet but..."
>you couldn't say no, she was your boss, and honestly you were tickled pink to meet such a huge fan. You didn't even know they existed till now
>"of course... ah I never properly introduced myself did I?"
>you gave her your name officially, not like she didn't know and she took your outstretched hand to shake it.
>she held your hand longer than was necessary and for a second you wondered if you'd get it back
>introducing herself with a wide grin on her face she proudly announced "and i'm the director, Eilia Lightbane!"
.
.
.
>You lay on your bed that night thinking back, that demoness seemed familiar
>oddly familiar
>like you've seen her before, but just couldn't remember where
>it was on the front of your brain but failed to materialize into a thought like a mischievous wisp taken to pranking a couples retreat
>it was as you racked your brain that slowly your thoughts seemed to melt
>before you knew it sleep took you like a lead weight and you began to enter into the world of dreams

>> No.43276703

>>43276363
Seriously, demons in MGE are the best

>> No.43276709

and now i sleep, i'll cap off the story next thread after I wake up

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