Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of Dog(s)

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[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no dommy doggy wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201302
Realistically, drop staggering quantities of spaghetti all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

ÖÖÖÖRRRUUUUUUMMMM

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201325
Bark Bark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201352
See, snake bait. All you need is to be a hypnofag and it's over

[Anonymous No.]

Monkey paw
You get you waifu but she acts like broly

[Anonymous No.]

This place has ruined me
If I found an ancient evil, I would try to marry her instead of running away

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201393
Her power is MAXIMUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201393
Autistic evil Broly or Rage Tarzan Broly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201398
Good boy. You've been trained well. Accept your place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201325
The local hound gang will leave me alone if I act tsundere, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Keeps selling her faulty designs to coyote girl who wants to fuck up a cockatrice for some reason
Why are Gremlins such dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201398
You fell for the Sabbath Psyops anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201424
Of course Anon, also act weak. Hellhounds HATE it.

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna go bully that dumb wyvern who thinks she’s a wurm and digs everywhere, for dying her scales black. Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201325
fuck the dog! man's best friend is also man's best lover!
>>43201398
everyone knows the badass consort of the final raid boss, who joins her for her second phase
no one knows these 20 cleptomaniac hobos who come to steal some pieces of armor every week, they are all random jackoffs with stupid names
you've chosen the path to glory eternal, brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201440
So if I act headstrong and profess my love for them they’ll date me?

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201451
they act tough, but no monster is strong enough not to start blushing and stuttering after the mighty KABEDON

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201348
Come home from work, Wan wife has decimated your clean laundry, catch her rubbing her crotch mofu on your favorite t-shirt, she simply states in a matter of fact way that she is making sure her scent is fully embeded in your clothes to warn others to stay away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201482

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201507
>>43201482
In general kabedon only works properly if you're the same size or larger than your target.
Otherwise you just end up putting your face in their midriff. Which may also work in a different fashion, but that's not the point.

[Anonymous No.]

It might sound like a dumb idea but what would a crossover between trailer park boys and MGE be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201524
This pretty much sums that up.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a yandere hellhound be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199154
Thanks! She's leaner than I expected, but I guess she just needs more of that protein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201526
Wonderful, that I want more comedic MGE fanfics either slightly based off trailer park boys like I said or maybe a jackass crossover where a bunch of idiotic friends get into trouble with Mamonos or the Order but somehow get away scot-free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201565
Very motherly like you are her pup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201513
I am sure they will be very intimidated by you blowing their raspberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201513
>Anon tries to kabedon a monster
>she can't see him over her boobs
>can't hear his confession through her sweater meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201595
Well got to work on that jump game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201604
>mino walking down the street wearing a belt bra
>some guy sprints up to her
>jumps into the air and slam dunks a small foam basketball into her tits
>runs away leaving her stunned with the ball still stuck between her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201513
that's not true, it's the gesture of love that matters
even an amazon will swoon over a short guy showcasing his love in that way

[Anonymous No.]

What is it about soup that attracts Beelzebubs so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201840
Aren’t Beelzebubs smellfags to human men or maybe I’m thinking of MGQ Beelzebubs don’t know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201879
I always too it as the "If you really let yourself go and don't care about your health or the place you live you become irresistible to these girls"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201879
>MGQ Beelzebubs
MGE ones are smellfags, MGQ bubs are mpreg

[Anonymous No.]

Would zombie shepherd Lich-chan be happy or mad if I took the zombies she’s shepherding as my undead onaholes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201840
They got no brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201914
she'd be proud her girls are getting it on with a manly hunk like you
expect them to give her phone calls every now and so often

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201840
Beelzebubs are the Demons of Flies and therefore also the Demons of Shit.
(Iirc in the pre-hebrew language tge two words areclose enough to be linked or a pun)
So if that's your Waifu's soup, you better hire a Kiki maido to run the kitchen while she stays in the parlour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201840
i like buubs but in my headcanon they have normal loli arms. heresy, i know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201840
>Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in mon soupe!
>>Do not worry, ze Arache in ze Spaghetti will get her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202075
How do I get a reservation at this place?

[Anonymous No.]

fox bumps your threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202075
>Veiter Vieter! Zere is a fly in mein zoup!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202177
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202190
KKKitsunes...

[Anonymous No.]

>https://files.catbox.moe/j9i8kc.png
>https://files.catbox.moe/i5jx93.png
>https://files.catbox.moe/ogc0zn.png
>https://files.catbox.moe/gl12qg.jpg
>https://files.catbox.moe/gl12qg.jpg
>https://files.catbox.moe/g1vjj4.jpeg
>https://files.catbox.moe/8ofg6c.png
>https://files.catbox.moe/o63noz.jpg
>https://files.catbox.moe/nathur.jpg
>https://files.catbox.moe/pdof5e.mp4
it's slime time

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to hold hands with a bapho and have her massive fluffy claw paw completely envelop my hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202211
I don't know man, wouldn't those clothes get all soggy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202409
the slime will now bs a reason about trying to warm herself up to dry off by raping you even though it won't do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202409
special plastic clothing for slimes or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202414
Well at least we're communicating...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202179
Being raped by a german monster girl is one of my biggest fears. I don't want my kids to be autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202473
Vee haaf vays off making you cum, Mr. Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202473
I love werewolves so much.
I want to scratch one behind the ear to keep her from raping me

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if a German enters Wonderland? What if a Cheshire finds him?

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>>43202473
Anon you use 4chan, you were the autist all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202473
i bet a mexican or spanish fish is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>"Go lie on the bed and take off your clothes."
>"You know exactly what I want."
>"I'll be sleeping on your chest for about twelve hours. Try not to move unless you plan to rub behind my ears."

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>>43202615
fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202615
Based and sith pilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201444
She keeps bursting out from under me when I'm trying to fish sandfishes. She's not dumb, she's just a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>OOOH, ANON'S CUM ENCRUSTED PAJAMAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202743
Wait till she finds his stash of cum rags he's been collecting over the years and has been too lazy to wash or throw away

[Anonymous No.]

If you think a banshee's crying is bad then don't watch a horror movie with one, your ears will be ringing for months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202761
I'll just watch Jacques Tati films with her then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202761
I'll take her to a comedy instead.

[Anonymous No.]

When I was younger, I wanted to be an Elf...preferably a Noldor or barring that, a Teleri, but definitely one of the Eldar. Now that I'm older, there is nothing more pleasing to me than being a Hobbit, living peacefully in the Shire

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202761
i'd never spend a moment with one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202758
So much cleaning to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202852
So a midget and you got big feet, shit I don’t know what monster girl bait you would be for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202918
Miss Troll and you can commiserate about buying shoes. She has a hobbit-like aesthetic, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202680
>Go into monster’s territory during mating season
>Gets accosted
>Acts mad
Holy fuck you’re dumb as rocks she digs through

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202615
That doesn't sound too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202948
There are certain monsters that you look at and know instantly that they're weak to horn polishing

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Hakutaku outright forbids all forms of sex in her classroom and by extension her entire school too. Me and my virginity feel safe around her!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a slime to work me so hard it feels like my testicles got beat up and she is my cool gel pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202529
They tell each other jokes. Each spends 5 minutes smiling and explaining how they understood the other’s joke, and make it clear that all smiling is due to amusement. There is absolutely no laughing. Later, they will repair a watch together to enjoy the sense of camaraderie. Cheshire then explicitly states that they are compatible. Anon agrees. Then the weird pervert sex shit happens. They shake hands/paws and agree to a partnership. The Cheshire is more obvious about shitting on his lawn every morning. They chat as she ruins his Hydrangeas, it’s called compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202852
What girl for hair-toes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43203323
She's already got schmutz on her left horn.
> It's like she's begging for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43203671
-is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ryuryuASMR/status/1645796806637543425?s=20
magic kot

[Anonymous No.]

NATO approved, full auto, spell slinging weaponry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43203897
Perhaps kot should put her boobers away so she can join us

[Anonymous No.]

>>43203843
Dumb Dumb give me Gum Gum.
-Quote from Gyaru Gollum

[Anonymous No.]

>>43203913
Nice trigger discipline too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202948
Mating season doesn't explain why she keeps headbutting the anthills, cow-tipping the mud girls and suplexing the other wyverns. Face it, that black wurmvern is a raging bitch and she needs correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43203926
let's not be unreasonable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201393
The original joke with my oc is that the artist kept drawing her with less jewelry but more muscles every time

[Anonymous No.]

Cats are bad at sex

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201325

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202918
>monster girl bait you would be for.
"It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.”

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna have a nervous breakdown when a monster girl tries to rape me so she'll just feel too bad about me and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204212
leave? anon, she's going to carry you home

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204133
being observed by black sclera hits different

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204212
Why would she leave you for this? She'd just postpone the rape and try to make you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204229
What do my demon nemesis mean by this pose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204250
she read an informational graphic about how to talk to short people

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204332
She was the one who turned me into a shota so that's her fault.
That's why she's my nemesis after all.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a legs fish with black sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204332
>Only a few inches shorter than her
>She does this
>She's now perfect height for you to just shave your cock in her mouth
Gonna face fuck the arch demon for being too evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204368
Mershark can have legs thanks to magic, right?
Because I'd love them If not for the fish part. I have weird natural aversion to mermaids and large bodies of water.
I could make an exception for a mershark living on land

[Anonymous No.]

How do monster girl enthusiasts feel about the continued development of Monster Girl lovedolls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204092
Balderdash. Balderdash and poppycock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204425
merrows are pretty cute, i like sassy pink river maidens

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204459
Don't post off-topic images you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>he's spamming ugly furshit now
do your part anons, report and ignore

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Baphomet is so powerful and clever. Surely she has a reason for her behavior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204552
There was a trambambomaline

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204461
Worst hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204572
>>43204572
Cait Sith are terrible at picking outfits. Just. The. Worst.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201428
Dude, don't slap a Gremlin's ass on the job. It's like you want to get sued for sexual harassment at the workplace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204617
if they ever investigate the shop gets shut down for violating safety standards, so harass to your hearts content

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204606
Worst bunny

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>>43201325

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer-chan is always too concerned about my sleep habits.
If I'm not getting enough sleep when the weekend comes around, she'll put me to sleep on her lap shortly after dinner. Then she'll spend hours tidying up my hair.
It basically wastes my entire Saturday night when I'd rather be gaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204552
She found some funny juice in Satyros-chan's cabinet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204641
She can petition the court to force you to marry her and they will grant her request anon. An ass slap alone can be a marriage proposal to most monsters dude, I'm telling you don't slap her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204746
Pfff, whatever, you're not my REAL mom. I'll slap whatever ass I want!

[Anonymous No.]

kiss the small goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204898
Chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201325
Holy cow

[Anonymous No.]

kiss the medium goat

[Anonymous No.]

White boys get fucked by dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

Any good western style mg stuff ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205164
Yeah, but not shitty doggos.
Good ones. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205190
best you can do there is elves or draenei

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205191
paws too small
wouldnt hold hands with

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205190
Monster Girl Dreams is one of the few examples of worthwhile western monster girl media

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205218
Perpetua a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205218
Kaia my beloved...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205190
Western Gobbos > Eastern Gobbos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205190
The only good stuff of that is when artist strive for stylized cuteness rather than realism which western artists seem obsessed with .

[Anonymous No.]

Cocky brat.

[Anonymous No.]

She found you Anon, why did you skip class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205347
I skipped class for one week when Burning Crusade was released and I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205347
Well, i got in with these donkey girls who were also skipping class along with the rest of the deliquents and went off to a place called the pranksters paradise....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205385
I'd lamp their wicks if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205347
I did skip days to read at the library.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205347
I graduated seven years ago. She needs to let go

[Anonymous No.]

Harpies are really growing on me. Wing hugs just look so comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205347
to be a hooker

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205426
oh! hello fellow jub lover! I love my wife!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205409
I graduated over 2 decades ago and she needs to threaten to cut off my testicles if I can't fuck her long or hard enough.
I need to be scaroused beyond rational thought.
I mean, I don't wanna actually lose my junk, but you always gotta take a woman who says that kinda thing seriously if she's got bolt cutters or is a snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205190
i got a few cute pics of my wife like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205372
>One week
Anon Miss Hakutaku is gonna keep you locked in her basement and ""home tutor"" you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205347
i dont listen to womanlets

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205454
She is not prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205456
So you prefer a bigger cow lady, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205453
>Hex cosplay
I can see a jub pulling that off well
What other monsters can also pull it off well
>>43205466
yes

[Anonymous No.]

I need a Hakutaku nerd emoji

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205463
I understood that reference!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201504
Rolled up newspaper time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205347
was playing rimworld till she came into my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205405
She's still kidnaping you anon, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

rescuing a dozen cu sith from the shelter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201325
Desparate horny hags are in your area! Click now to start chatting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205552
that's a good story idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205347
>Make my apartment up three flights of stairs, but make it you then have to go down a couple flights of stairs.
>cows can go upstairs; not downstairs
>Spend time with my delinquent nuki friends at the mall
I sense that "type" schooling wasn't for me.

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>>43205576
Anon, are you deliberately trying to get trapped in Miss Haku's Summer School for Delicious, er, Delinquent, Boys?
> First of all, Miss Haku is a biped and can use stairs effectively in either direction.
> Second, Miss Haku isn't stupid and can just directly travel to the second floor instead of going up and down stairs.
> Third, your nuki friends sold you out weeks ago, and are keeping an eye on you because honestly you're kinda dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205347
See >>43203392
I never leave class. So I'm in the clear!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pay the gyarus at school for ever escalating sexual favours

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205632
Miss Baph controls the school's gyarus, and you have to win her favor to be allowed to court a gyaru in this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205632
>pharaoh gyaru
>anon assumes she's a thot
>he goes to her offering money for sexual services
>starts out as thigh and hand jobs and eventually escalates to tit and blow jobs
>she's immensely wealthy but is highly amused by the situation
>somehow only ever charges anon an amount he can afford while still leaving him enough left over for personal expenses
>even offers to let him pay her back later with interest on days when he doesn't have much money
Wonder what anon's graduation present is going to be

[Anonymous No.]

Reverse traps are to be impregnated

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205692
And then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205692
You can't make me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205692
Yeah, but not by you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205727
>>43205737
>reverse trap =/= alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205727
>>43205737
we postan alps now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205737
That's not a reverse trap, bitch just looks like a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205758
Fair point. I was more going for mindless aggression than anything else, and I just don't really have the giant pile of reverse trap mamono pics that you're hoping for.

Can I interest you in a baby manticore in this trying time? Maybe with a little luck she'll take to pixie haircuts and be a tall flat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205793
Mofucores are cute CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205426
Birds are truly lovely. I could imagine my waifu commanding a flock of harpies, or demonic bird familiars, or maybe just using a bird aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205804
But how cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205827
I've always thought it'd be cool if mamono could talk to their animal counterparts. Like, a harpy can talk to birds, a hellhound speaks dog, etc.
Would be so neat if your crow tengu wife had just an ENORMOUS murder of crows at her beck and call, even if that meant I needed to be out there feeding them all the time to keep them happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205827
I really wish terror birds had survived to the present day. Ratites just aren't the same as a phorusrhacid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205692
I wanted to make a reverse-impregnation joke but got confused. It’s a double negative, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205804
cute but ferocious! you better watch out or they will gao at you, or even nom you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205853
>dog sniffs your crotch
>then sniff Hellhound crotch
>dog and Hellhound shake paws
>dog leaves and explains nothing
>Hellhound: Maximum_awesomeface_with_double_thumb.jpeg
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43202948
Now we know it ain’t mating season because she isn’t black. You’re safe for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205853
I like familiars but every animal may be excessive. Most animals are absolutely disgusting and their "inner monologue" would be nonexistent

[Anonymous No.]

>”Yeah, that’s nice. But I really need some dick right now.”…and other ways to show him you care.
>by some monster
Dark Elf’s new book on human psychology will be good for this new era!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205937
>his every third thought isn’t about humping
Is it about fighting? There’s a program for that. Lots of Lizardman tutors. Also, mushroomgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43205937
They hang out with fairies and have deep conversations about nature. Hunting has become complicated since our forebears’ time. You generally want headshots, to reduce conversation time. It’s…hard to do sometimes. The deer last week said he wanted a last smoke. I gave it to him. Didn’t used to smoke myself. But a man can only stand so many conversations with future sandwiches. This new era…it sure is…something.

[Anonymous No.]

Worms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206032
caterpillar roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206032
She thicc

[Anonymous No.]

the fear boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206032
>And then the vegetables could talk. But. She. Doesn’t. Care.
>All must feed.
>The need.
>Greenworm 53: Trigger Happy Cabbage
I don’t care what the Alraunes say. She’s not that scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206032
Do japs find it unusual that one of the most popular monsters in the west is greenworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206109
>one of the most popular monsters in the west is greenworm?
In Korea as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206096
>vegetables could talk.
MGE veggietales when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yopjNWWOz5c

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds are weak to doggystyle. Don't let them know I told you

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, big, milky, massive, gargantuan, deliciously creamy, perfect, unblemished, etc. etc. Lilim tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206109
japs generally pile onto succubus, they have terrible taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Ear cleaning time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206234
Why is she using a stick when she has perfectly serviceable tentacles with which to clean him? Well lubricated, sticky tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206239
There is no stick, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206234
I never got this

[Anonymous No.]

The terrifying archdemon of the abyss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206142
The power of autism knows no bounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206217
Unintentionally asking for milkshakes when the lilim tricomille waitress heaves her tits on the table

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206244
You're pulling my leg. Try the other one, it's got bells on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201325

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206217
Funny looking cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206269
Blue gums? She's been eating blueberries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206288
I miss Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206234
My mindflayer turned me into an eldritch god, and I need help

[Anonymous No.]

Going to a night club run by Mamono. What should I expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206177
I want a powerbottom hellhound.
I'm the one topping, but she's the one in charge.
Also fucking a hellhound doggystyle sounds really hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206376
A club with zero men in it, because every man that walks through the doors is instantly grabbed by a girl and taken home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206307
Have you tried ravishing her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206385
But that's everywhere else too!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206376
Depends on what art of town and what type of club you're in.
Fancy clubs means your gonna get rich monster girls in dresses that cost more than your entire months paycheck that will buy you way too many drinks.
Normal pub you're either gonna get really drunk monsters trying to "flirt" with you. And by flirt I mean going on for 30 minutes how they wanna fuck you.
Bad part of town you're goanna get dragged into the bathroom and gangfucked by 5 monster girls.

Take your pick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206093
I need a monster to just violate my mouth with a massive tounge

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206304
From what I've read she's kinda a hoe, good design tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206393
Not true anon, the church is safe. You should go to church and talk to the nuns there, they'll protect you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206408
She raped Luka multiple times to train him against pleasure attacks iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206294
Terrifying abyssal blueberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206223
Thank Morrigan from darkstalkers. Pretty sure she taught an entire generation on what a succubus is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206454
Only thing terrifying about her is that her butt apparently glows blue

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>>43206418
I wish my local fallen goddess church would stop trying convert me. They messages are getting really specific. They even took out a billboard that I see every day on my way to work just for me.
I swear the head priestess has it in for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206383
Imagine getting raped by a hellhound while she is on the bottom, leglocked and anon isn't escaping her grasp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206397
>go to rich club
>get drinks on behalf of creeping coin and wight hags eyeing you up because you're young
>excuse yourself to use the bathroom for a minute, promising you'll be right back
>slip out the back entrance and pay Hobgoblin taxi service for a ride back to your apartment
Nice, you could drink a ton of fancy alcohol and not pay even a dime by taking advantage of lusty hags about a century past their prime. Just can't make a habit of it or else they'll wise up to your antics and give you correction.

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>>43206500
I wounder if monster girls dislike gold digger men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206500
inb4 the Hobgoblin is also on the Wight's payroll and the only place you're going is her mansion

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206537
>"Hey, this isn't the way to my apartment"
>"... Why are we stopping outside the mansion?"
>Anon was then dragged in by the wights zombie servants
>Anon was pampered and loved until the day he died
>Which isn't really saying much since he turned into a undead incubus so she could love him for the rest of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206388
She wants that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206537
>>43206555
Pfft, just open the door and bail before the taxi reaches the mansio-
>child lock is engaged
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206526
As long as she's rich and you keep coming back, she can play the long game to keep you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206142

[Anonymous No.]

If she's not a worm, she's a thot!

That said. Sandworm is best worm

[Anonymous No.]

Hobgoblin, Holstaur, Dark Mage, Apophis, Krampus, Bogey and Baphomet compete in a paizuri contest to determine which monster has the best oppai.

Who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206482
Oh I think you should just go to the church and give her a piece of your mind, they even have a special room in the church basement for hashing out such disputes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206762
Dark mages or Baphomet
They have magic and level drain, unbeatable combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206762
Why is Baphomet in the contest? She's as flat as the second dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43204133
I wish the profile demon had yellow eyes, but red is nice, too.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43206789
>he's never seen the Neighbor tits bapho
Shame

>>43206762
Holst oppai too strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206789

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>>43206817
>>43206824
Those titty Baphos are the 1 percenters of their race and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206835
>best loli milk is 1%
Pathetic. They keep the rest of the milk to do their heathen tit-less magic, no doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206789
They have magic that let's them grow into mega milfs
Do not underestimate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206867
Never go outside without a certified megamorph carry. I get all the cookies from the loli bakery now. The security of having a potion keeps my mind from worriedly cycling through “THERE COULD BE LOLIS” thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206824
I want to pat their heads, tell them they did good, and then suckle from them after a long day's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206526
If she wants a gold digger that’s what she will get. Does she hit the lotto if she’s broke?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206812
There is nothing wrong with giving sweets to a monster girl, especially to a feral one who never ate them.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43206982
Her scenes made me think KC was a little too into children to be healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206995

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds smell bad. You know it. I know it. Don't try to deny it. Like a mixture of wet dog, shit, and sulfur. Granted it's not pungent, but if you're up close to, say for a hug or getting intimate, it's gonna make you gag or come close to doing so. Yeah, being incubized by one makes you immune to it, but for the rest of us, keep your shithounds away from us. And for fucks sake, don't breed with them, we don't need any more of those mangy mutts in our society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207006
Those are little slutty rape correctors. Completely different from erubeites scene where she goes on and on about defiling the innocence of a child with feelings he doesn't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206835
You know you would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207017
NTA, but they're AM ng the few lolis I would. It helps that they're part of the good girl Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207024
They're not even lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207024
Ropu is the good girl Sabbath. They get off to being called good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207029
Medical and Farm are the good sabbaths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207029
Yeah, but Marune's girls make me feel like they actually deserve it. I'm a lot more neutral on most of the other groups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207039
Brother! It's really hard to be mad at the magical research branch too, though. Which goat was that again? Shiro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206771
>They actually have such a room
>She just calmly listens to anon complain and everything
>No rape
>No anything
>Anon goes home
>Head priestess is already there
>Says she took everything anon said into consideration and decided that she needs to convert anon, personally
>Divine ordained rape until anon converts

[Anonymous No.]

Forgetting about daycare and pet grooming, the most based sabbaths since Harry Potter and book club!

[Anonymous No.]

I would humbly listen to Eros and Fallen Order priestesses explaining their religion when they come to my door before calmly turning down their offer so they don't think I'm being tsundere but instead being a polite adult that doesn't wish to be part of their religion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207049
Greilia is the doctor goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207063
What does Jesus think of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207016
The artists who drew the images didn't write the scenes, though, I'm pretty sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207072
I know, I was asking about the sleepy can't-do-magic goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207096
Runya

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206762
Holst if just oppai, Apophis if she can use her mouth.
>drooling venom onto you while she licks
Pharaohs can't even compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207095
It's a deaged shota gangbang, anon. I think he had a guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls say trans rights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207109
I know the scene, anon, it's just regular oneshota, ain't like he needed the dialogue to draw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207112
Yeah, alps have the right to suck my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207017
How to make a bapho better:
>Make her taller
>Give her large breasts
Bapho-chan and her posse will never recover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206762
Bogey's breasts are the best and I don't care what anyone else says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207112
>t. Alp

[Anonymous No.]

zzap

[Anonymous No.]

The more AI progresses, the more I want to FUCK an automaton.
Damn artificial life needs human cock correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207139
Throw water on her to disperse her electricity.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207148
>tfw you fapped to that one assaultron comic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207175
>genshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207112
Thanks for reminding me that that one Bloodborne crossover is working up to the huntress forcing mamono to become LGBT-friendly at gunpoint. I'm gonna have to drown that part of my brain in alcohol again.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207198
There is a point where breasts are so big that they give men a strong urge to slap them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207197
At what point did you think anyone else gave a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207197
Ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207224
10 minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207213
beware equal and opposite reactions when the pendulums are set into motion

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207249
Where the fuck are the monsters getting all the magic markers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207197
>the huntress forcing mamono to become LGBT-friendly at gunpoint
I thought they already were.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of cursed hats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207310
now this is a shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207310
ms hatter does it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207275
All these fics want lesbianism and men to not have anything. Basically how dare MGE be a franchise catering to men.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207077
Christianity is surprisingly compatible with monster girls and their worldviews

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207112
trannies don't exist in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43207410
>She needs to bend down to kiss you
>She needs to tippy toe to kiss you
Both are so much better than same height kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207367
i'm sorry anon but Alps do exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207425
Alps are women.

[Anonymous No.]

You think Undead Kingdom invasions would be like a Resident Evil situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207352
>>43207410
The monster girl most likely to cuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207446
No, I'm pretty sure lichs' have better security setups than Umbrella.

[Anonymous No.]

>43207448
Fuck off subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

Feuding neighbors:
>Shortstack, tits bapho
>Thicc, mommy holst
The two are irreconcilable. You've got to pick one.

Both are about the same age, in their 30s.
Upside to bapho is she's good with magic, but her milkies aren't as good.
Upside to holst is delicious milkies, but has practically no skill in magics.

Holst will give you more daughterus. Holst is also well-liked by everyone.
Bapho will give you a longer life. Bapho also has some powerful enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207450
What would Liches know about security? They live in crypts that any random adventurer could waltz right in to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207352
>>43207410
Big gym jackal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207465
Incorrect, no one goes digging into crypts out of respect for the dead or being spooked.
That means those who DO go in are looking to cause trouble, meaning they get to use magical traps to capture them!

[Anonymous No.]

>Raiju fur in the shower drain
>Get zapped when you take a shower
There are so many ways for the weasel to get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207455
Baph

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>>43207476
>decide to make a visit to your grandparent's crypt since today would have been their birthday
>now bound by magic by some lich calling you a graverobber no matter how many times you say you were visiting family
I hate the Undead!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43207510
How would a monster react to someone being genuinely upset at them? Like the lich here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207455
I wanna have a neighbor feud with my lizard girl neighbor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207510
>"Oh, and if you ARE their grandson, why is it covered with Ivy and decrepit looking?"
>"'It costs too much and looks cool?' Are you telling me that you allowed your ancestors resting place to reach such a state simply because of aesthetics and money?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207098
Little cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207519
Officer snek! Keeping MGC safe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207527
Cannon answer? Monster girl would never do something that would upset anyone.
Fun answer? Try to make him understand that what she was doing is totally fine since she just needed to borrow a few bones. But now that she has their descendant in her grasp, she can do some real experimentations instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207455
Honestly, the baph having powerful enemies is all I need to know, I don't need that crap. Let me live the comfy life with mommy Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207529
>Lich demands to see the cost of upkeep for your grandparent's crypt
>Upon seeing the costs and how much Anon earns in a month she puts her minions to work cleaning and maintaining the crypt themselves along with various others in states of decay
>But only if Anon decides to stay and keep the Lich's "battery" charged...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43206294
She's supposed to be Gaismagorm from the last Monster Hunter game. Can't post an image because it would be offtopic, Google that and you'll understand.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters in heavy metal machines!

[Anonymous No.]

Memes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207607

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>>43207618
This is why you shouldn't make kids with cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207635
Oh no, now I'm angry again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207635
Why is she so smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207618
The best part is when he closes the door and turns around to see her playing with toys in the living room.
>"This cat knows how to sneak back into any home, humans hate her!"

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>>43207640

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>>43207455
100% Baph. She had me at shortstack. She can have enemies, that's fine. Maybe one will capture me and she'll have to rescue me. That'd be hot.

[Anonymous No.]

No Shirohebi, you can't have my ice cream. Ice cream is not for snakes.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43207876
>Attempt to confiscate ice cream cone from Miss Hebi
>Get a handful of slimy, serpentine tongue intertwined around your fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207928
That's it she's getting the gag

[Breathfag No.]

>>43207936
The only way she's gonna get a "gag" is if you refuse to let go of the ice cream, and she takes your hand and forearm into her mouth, holding you there until you let go of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207690
Save that poor Anon, elves are among the most depraved and perverse monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207936
Hebis have no gag reflex.

[Anonymous No.]

NO HEBI, DON'T LICK THAT ICE CREAM. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I WAS ONLY KEEPING IT FROM YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! SNAKES ARE COLD BLOODED! YOU'LL FREEZE! DON'T. LICK. IT!! NOOOO!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207953
Anon that's her 200iq plan, she knows that you're going to feel bad and that you'll let her coil you for warmth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207690
Help, the elves are blocking out the sun again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207936
>replying to that faggot
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

No Hebi! Don't eat that Harpy shopkeeper! I didn't smile at her because I like her, that's just common manners and decency! I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207952
Do any monster girl have a gag reflex?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god Hebi, no! You can't just squeeze someone to death because they bumped into my shoulder! Stop! You're killing them! No sex for a month if you commit murder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207999
>>43208012
Hebi is such a handful, how can anyone tolerate this scaled devil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208008
Briefly. It's considered uncoolnto have one by the time they turn 8. S'what licking fruits are for.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get my neighbor to stop waking me up early for class? I just want five more minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208008
I dunno, there's vomit fetish porn out there in real life. That's gotta be getting made for SOMEONE. So there's probably a very few mamono out there with gag reflexes and big appetites who're just kinda lookin' for that one dude who wants to get his pee-pee vommed on.
> Best of luck, Anon!
> May you find your diamond in the rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207952
I mean yeah, but you don't have to have a gag reflex to get a ball gag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207993
I did not read the name
That's what happens to most Anons who reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208052
Ask another neighbor to wake you at the same time first neighbor does. Might take a few tries but they'll see each other and they WILL fight over you.
> It's not as hot as you'd think.
> Mamono fighting is all about threat displays and trying to assert dominance with fancy visual and audio (especially audio) cues.
> It'll get loud, and potentially explosive (especially with gremlins).
> Very rarely does it ever result in actual violence.
> You will likely wish it HAD resulted in violence.
> Miss Griffon is going to sing and dance to woo you so hard and so loudly, Anon.
> You better have earplugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208052
It's your responsibility as a human boy to walk to school together with your mamono childhood friend.
None of that wake up late then run to school with a piece of toast in your mouth, don't try to act cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208084
I bet miss griffon has a lovely singing voice and mating dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207690
i'm starting to think some of these elves are a little old for high school

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Griffon smells bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207999
>Tfw you come home and hear muffled pleas for help coming from inside your hebi's tail
Just for that, not only am I gonna force her to spit out that harpy, but I'm gonna personally wash that harpy and buy her dinner. Hebi needs to understand if she's gonna eat the shopkeepers in the market, well, I'm gonna treat them well, much to her dismay. Although, if the shopkeeper's an alp, I'll look the other way and pretend I didn't hear anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208087
This rule sounds made up. I doubt the school would actually care

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208106

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208184
Miss Griffon smells like flowers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208284
It's a controversial rule, yes, but it's designed to pair up mamono early in life, and to keep mamono from constantly taking up classroom time with full blown musical numbers and occasionally even dance battles over boys they like.
It's disruptive to the calmer students.
> Dance battles?
> In my homeroom?
> It's more likely than you think.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43208337
I'd date the Arachne who has the best mating dance, no doubt about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208373
Them pupils got me goin'.
Oh, and there's a baphomet in the pic, too, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208526
Cute Dryads doing cute things.
Although you do have to watch out for some of the apple ones, they've got a mean fastball.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to get a Kikimora drunk and then molest her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>Friends dare me to swim out and touch the buoy
>Ezpz
>Even climb up it to showboat
>Cut myself on the way down
>Just a tiny one
>Doesn’t even hurt
>Hear 4/4 String Ostinato in D minor for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208526
I'll take the sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208593
Every sailor knows that means death!

[Anonymous No.]

i want to get drunk on shogjuice and...get molested?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208636
> Tons of pockets
> No feet
I didn't know Rob Liefeld made monster girl art!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208664
Nah, her waist isn't the literal thickness of a pencil, must be an understudy

[Anonymous No.]

what french food would go with white panty waving french frog puss

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208722
I guess snails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208736
I dont imagine they woud go together honestly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208722
You already said it, just eat her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208743
no, shes waving those in surrender, also i'd imagine farbic doesn't taste all that good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208740
Miss Snail can be very protective, but you're right, you must be patient if you want her to go together with ANYONE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208761
Don't forget that she can scale walls under her own power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208751
It has frog flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208761
>bottom right
cute snail in defense mode

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208168
>Thou shalt join me at the Sadie Hawkins dance, slave. Remember to wear your finest undergarments and eat heartily to avoid the palsy, for I expect much shaking on our outing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208796
breedbait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208761
>getting defeated by a girl you can fap off to before she reaches you
Slut. We all know you wanted it, goofag.

[Breathfag No.]

>Hot, steamy, centaur breath
Delicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207357
Glad to know that rapists are compatible with human religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208829
Hay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208736
>>43208761
I'm gonna throw salt on this snail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208855
foul villain

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208664
>>43208676
Either oversized gun or Loli-Oppai Hoss
>its an older meme but it checks out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208664
Neither her upper lumbar or lower is swaybacked enough to be RL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208636
>tfw no cute NobleWarriorPrincess Centaur to go to the range with
>likes shooting gunz but also wants to try tacticool paintball larping
>gets 'killed' by a paint shot on her ass as it wasn't behind cover when her front was
>all the way home rib her about her new "cutie-mark"
>have to help her scrub paint out of her hide in the bath-tub
>inevitable progression to bath-tub Hosspussy pounding

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208526
>instructions unclear
>put Dryad over shoulder and go home
>plant her in the backyard
>'plant her' in the backyard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208526
>>43208761
>>43208953
>come back out to backyard hours later
>Dryad is being menaced by an approaching Snailgirl....eventually...
>Online:"bowls of beer are an effecive organic snail repellant"
>put ring of beer bowls around Dryad waifu
>come back from work
>some bowls knocked over and covered with slime, others have root-tips in them, all are empty
>drunken Yuri turns into hot (but slow) 3way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208953
>Instructions unclear, dick permanently stuck in tree.
Dryads are weird even by mge standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208953
The Lilims don't want you to know this, but the Dryads in the Park are free...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208984
it's not straight up sedentary, you can travel to other's trees and stuff.
kind of like a communal spirit realm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209055
It's also kind of implied you'll get insect mamono visitors (like honey bees) who your dryad wife may be "down to clown" alongside you. Which, I mean, I guess that's fine if you're into that.
> This Anon prefers his insect mamono fiercely territorial and interested in only two kinds of sex:
> 1. Monogamous
> 2. VERY Monogamous

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209092
I always said awhile back centipedes are like if a snake and a spider had a baby together so a Oomukade having a personality crossed between a Hebi and a Arachne makes sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208294
Cute birb

[Anonymous No.]

Where does one find the fabled mob face Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208168
This delf is too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209208
the most autistic parts of mge, where the very air can turn you into a mega autist. Autism is shown in monsters by how simple face

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209208
the hors d'oeuvres table during the grand royal makai gala while everybody else is dancing

[Anonymous No.]

Just ask the Monsters not to rape you nicely and say 'please' and they won't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209237
There must be a lot of lims at that thing without dance partners. I think I'm going to forge an invite

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209248
>Napkin with the word “Inivte” on it written in crayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209247
>politely ask Bunyip not to coilfuck rape me
>she does it anyway
You lied to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>selling my soul to the devil for mundane things

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209314
Either the guards take pity and let me in or I get arrested and meet the lim in charge of security. Either way, it's a win

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209338
if it's rape why is she the one who's crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209411
Putting cheese made from holst milk in the guard rations was the best decision I ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>After much public complains and deliberation, the T-Doll models/Newer Automaton Models that look indistinguishable from human women have been given more monster or beast features due to the complains of not looking monster enough

[Anonymous No.]

they don't want you to know this, but a lilim mana marker works as a one-time pass to get into any party
the problem is finding a mage crazy enough to apply one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209452
sounds dicey, new lims are always crawling out of the woodwork. maybe you should get something rare like a dark matter marker so you're pretty unlikely to be bothered

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209470
there are only three reasons to go to a party in makai:
>your wife invited you
>you're looking for a wife
>you want to try some really good wine and cheese
you already have an invitation for the first one, and the third one you can do by telling some wurms that there's cool grape juice in the basement

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209483
What about stealing ancient artifacts from the makai hidden around the place for your personal goals for more power, that I’m on my villainous arc.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Mages have thought of a new tactic to disguise themselves and be incognito: Dark Mages, but with no big witch hats but instead wear hoods or cowls instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that one must always watch their words lest they write a check their ass can't cash.
Everything thinks that Manatago is silly until she gets on her feet and cold clocks you with a surprising amount of strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209532
Silly anon she's still wearing the symbol of darkness on her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209519
for that you'll need a crew
dark mages are generally interested in forbidden artifacts and will help you for a cut, otherwise look into the more radical side of radicals who don't believe that the demon lord is working fast enough

[Anonymous No.]

SURPRISE BAPHOMET FACE POUNCE!
THINK QUICK ANON!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209619
Guess I'll have to correct

[Anonymous No.]

anons please help, I'm bored and want some monster stuff to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209766
Write it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Important info when in Zipangu for reasons to have sex with JKs:

Be the right kind of gaijin, obviously know Zipangese, don't ask dumb questions but ask what's on and off the table and fees (BJ, condoms, creampies), know the market rate and move quick. Ask them to pull the mask down to show their faces to avoid disappointment; I don't trust ones that aren't confident enough to show off their looks. Don't be surprised if some are cutters. Take precautions to not be trailed by people videotaping....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201325
Monster girls will be real in 153 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Rough anal sex with cheshire-chan

[Anonymous No.]

So a reason why starting a happily married and family life with a monstergirl is because parenting is super easy? MGE Lore and all of you guys do make family life and having a family in MGE sounds so super easy and stress free, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209827
>anal
The sex hole is so close, yet you go for the shit hole. Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209766
What stuff have you read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209834
Yes, impregnate a monster
Do it NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209834
Well a lot of the stressors of parenthood would probably disappear in MGE. You wouldn't really have to worry about food, sleep, or finances in general. It probably wouldn't be the easiest thing any plane of existence would probably have some level of struggling, but it would work. It also helps that demonic energy helps prevent illness and really any negative thing you can think of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209842
It adds to the humiliation

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209766
What would you like, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209842
I'm going to annihilate her asshole and there's nothing you can do to stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209619
Oh no don't smush my mouth into that plump labia and squeeze my head with your thighs miss Bapho haha that would be terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209879
Humiliating to the man, yes. Imagine going in white and coming out brown. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the first thing you guys do if the portals opened, I would probably try to get succubus nostrum to become an incubus first before getting a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209903
I do not care for anal myself but I don't think that would be an issue with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209766
>man gets off from work
>he decides to treat himself to restaurant chili
>he enjoys his meal
>he makes polite conversation with the staff
>he visits the bathroom before leaving
>Akaname staff member sneaks into his stall
>stock footage of a train going into a tunnel before everything is hit by a mudslide
>ironically the joy of their nuptials results in the place becoming violently and immediately condemned
>a hazmat team eventually drags out the still furiously coupling newlyweds
>2 of the 5 reporters on the scene were later admitted for counseling
There’s your story, champ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209910
Await my painful death. I enjoy violence which puts me on the monster girl kill list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209885
The Misadventures of Wendi-chan and Friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209910
Buy new socks. Ones without so many holes in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209842
>wants more Cheshires
>complains about retards
>>43209879
>implying there anything more humiliating than having sex with Cheshire
It turned into maximal humiliation when you returned her greeting the first time. There is no going back now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209910
Empty my balls so the monsters won't have any interest in me, then go about my day as normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209941
You get a bunch of dark elves that will whip you for having naughty thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209910
get some comfortable shoes and start walking in a direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209842
>ready the Chesh
>bend the Chesh over
>fingerprime the Fuckhole
>slowly rub the head of the D on it...
>SurprizeButtsexx!!!
Payback for all those bantz

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209903
Better than spawning more memes. We have enough memes. Cheshire should get a better hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209976
I hate leather sluts. I'd rather suffer the consequences for strangling them with their own whips than live out my days as some brown whore's fetish toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209973
You will get a powerful mamono after you that can regenerate your sperm count in mere seconds. That no matter how many times you masturbate your balls will always be full and need to pump your seed into monster women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209986
That’s kinda harsh.
>looks at pizza box in corner
>horror film music during close-up on the box
Never mind. You are correct. She deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210007
I thought that this snake was already someone's waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210035
I mean there can be more than one, that maybe it’s the daughter don’t think too much of the pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210044
>don’t think too much
I can't help it! Oh, I'm thinking! So many thoughts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210050
Flayer bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209910
learn how to clown around and maybe see if i can get a bogies mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210058
Are flayers the thinking man's monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209910
do you think that the portals opening and thus the sudden influx of monster mana would cause things in our world to spontaneously monsterize? maybe things charged with emotion.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Cursed Nuclear Bomb Monster Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209910
Hunker down in my house with my family thinking it’s the end of the world, shitpost online about the happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210035
I thought it was her half-foreign cousin with a crush on the same anon. They have a polite but melodramatic argument during breakfast, as they each try to vie for him. They do this every morning, and, he knows, they will continue to do the same after they inevitably claim him. Sadly he longs for the simple company of the gruff Oni bully who gave him a ride home once. But they are from different worlds, and he has two crazy sneks that love him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210091
Her boobs are the bomb, I’ll see myself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210082
I think so, at least in the vicinity of the portals

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210091
I hear she’s got a rad(sic) hot puss in her bikini…atoll. I will also see myself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210082
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210091
Unyu~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209910
finding a shoggoth might be hard
>walk around the house trying to call one forth
>get dressed in some fine clothes, tape a printed-out picture of a shog to my shirt as a budget mana marker
>find a payphone and dig out the ratty old yellow pages to see if there are any maid services with numbers longer or shorter than they should be, call those
>give up and go home if none of those things worked

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210162
I always wondered how that worked, I feel like they just kind of get summoned like they can sense it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210082
Yes. It wouldn't just be random objects though, It would have to be stuff that was really badly abused or really cherished over a period of time. Your childhood blanket for example could theoretically monsterize imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210165
>"Even as of the present, it is said that in pursuit of a new master, they will appear before men who strike their fancy, or anyone who desires to employ them, and serve them devotedly."
yeah, that's about how it works

[Anonymous No.]

Anxiety is overwhelming me and thoughts of Gazer are all I can manage to keep it together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210162
You know the saying they’re built different, I believe that goes for the same with anons when they want a certain monster girl to be with, that their very being is built for that specific mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210171
>Your childhood blanket for example could theoretically monsterize
I busted many nuts on several different blankets does that mean I will get a blanket monster harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210162
>>43210165
>wants to attract a eldritch maid
>doesn’t make a mess only a Shogg could fix
Lazy and unmotivated.

[Anonymous No.]

what is the natural habitat of a single shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209910
Get really excited that CDDA is happening irl
Get really disappointed its not
Probably go through a portal before the government sucks all the fun out and regulates things

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210213
i am the mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207425
Yeah but alps are not trannies when you really think about it
they are not ptetending to be women by mutilating their crotches and telling you sky is green, they just are women

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210182
Nice lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kabedon dragon
>She's much taller than me
>My face only reaches her tits
>Still ask her out with full confidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210376
Talking to monster's tits is acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210406
>try to look mamono straight in the eyes because everyone says that's how you score a lady
>she sees you're nervous and having problems maintaining eye contact
>"my breasts are down there, anon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210376
>she rejects you and tells you off for trying to foist yourself onto a superior being
>shows up the next day to "demand" that you be a part of her hoard
Why can't dragons just be honest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210458
Well they are related to Wurms so they’re big dumb dumbs, that all dragons are the big dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210470
>dragons insist that wurms are dumb
>wurms get married much faster since they just tell men that they're interested
>dragons seethe and whine about how the wurms are debasing themselves
>wurms don't know what that word means, and they don't care since they're too busy loving their husbands

[Breathfag No.]

>Kobold's face when master puts peanut butter on his happy stick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210493
>Wurm learns she's "debased"
>Wurm proudbly tells anon the Dragon said she's based

[Anonymous No.]

Swordlim needs a better sword

[Breathfag No.]

>>43210528
Wurm is in fact based.

[Anonymous No.]

More refinement finally got the colors uniform no red fur randomly showing up during generation, decided to try making a pregwan and moving away from the more flat anime style, turned out pretty good, decided to put some clothes on her to avoid having pink censorship I add in mspaint. I can now add flames to her eyes when I see fit to do so and remove them at will, I kind of like her without flames sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210555
This looks so bland and generic, don't waste the image limit on your /g/ trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210555
Fuck off AIshitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207352
>Expect the beeg, fit, well-toned and well-muscled Monsters to prey on you at the gym. Waiting for the right moment to overpower you in the changing room.
>Instead, they treat you like a delicate flower, afraid they might hurt you, talking to you with a condescending tone like you're a child.
>One has even started making pre-workout meals for you, insisting on giving you the right nutrients, like you aren't capable of doing it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210571
>>43210572
Stay mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209910
HAVE CRAZY SEGGS WITH BAPHOMET

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209910
My plan is about the same as it's always been. Load up on some non-perishables and other supplies, then begin my pilgrimage to the mist continent to learn martial arts from a Monkey.
After a training montage, I'll be a level 1 Monk and try to meet up with other Anons to get an adventuring party going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209910
Continue doing whatever I was doing and wait for my Fated Soulmate® to find me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210446
>Those eyes
I'm genuinely more attracted to her eyes and smile holy shit, I love Dom Anubis so much

[Anonymous No.]

What's she singing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210729
A heavy metal song about how her husband's mistress added 10lbs to her ass, and how you'll add a few pounds to her breasts if you try to steal him away from her. Something about how she drank wine to her muffled screams in her tail, and how she's got her champagne ready for when you do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQhbdaypY0

[Anonymous No.]

Here is your Momonika sabbath bro

[Anonymous No.]

>Onis always described as brutish and rape happy
>90% of the doujins with them are vanilla and cute romance
Is this just good publicity by the ratas or are they really gentle gals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210837
>off-topic image

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210844
>hark!
>a fair oni!
>I shall court her and relish in her maidenly charms!
>ah sick, a human
>i'm gonna smash him

[Anonymous No.]

We need more monster girls with braces

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210844
Not sure what kind of doujins you've been reading since most of them is just strait up rape with some Stockholm syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210852
Those are clearly witches without the hats

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207455
>The two are irreconcilable.
Nothing a bit of good ol' Vitamin D can't solve.
>You've got to pick one.
I choose both together in one package. Let Bapho enjoy holst's milkies, let Holt enjoy bapho's magic, have many magical children and live a quiet nice life together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43208593
I kindly ask whoever's playing the ostinato to play surf rock instead. It's gonna be a chase scene, and I'm the chaser

[Anonymous No.]

>>43209532
But mana is stored in the hat.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210729
Hebi: "Crawling in my skin...."
(Used the VO cover for a fem voice)
>https://youtu.be/4_kYLIdsSoQ

[Anonymous No.]

Do Sahu keep pet catfish? I heard catfish like being petted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7jZZfBjZVc

[Anonymous No.]

good morning sirs (I am aware it's almost noon)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43211384
hi (sorry for my bad english)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43211360
>TFW you’re playing in the water and a Sahu who fancies you sends her pet wels catfish to drag you towards her.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wels_catfish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210844
the almighty power of gap moe
>>43210729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCVzVjmHX0o&t=0s
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43211360
i think of sahu as more like gars

[Anonymous No.]

>>43211384
Good afternoon sir. Jinkos are already my favorite and they're probably most fitting the thought I've just been having, about being seduced by a large, muscular monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210729
>https://youtu.be/LuzCwXB4AJQ
When you brushed past her in the Coffee-shop that afternoon, to meet your FatedDestiny, and she still feels slightly disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43211430

[Anonymous No.]

>>43211384
Please be redeeming a photo of your clean street and flush toilet, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210729
>>https://youtu.be/7PJCunpHedI
Emo Hebi needs a big warm body-hug until she feels valued and loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43211519
bloody basterd bitch, please be giving your address, jinko come sex you 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>43211549
awwww poor noodle, she needs lots of kisses to not feel so edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43211569
cute pool noodle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43211253
VO cover song but not:
https://youtu.be/fqzCJKxP_C4
WhiteSnek is best snek

[Anonymous No.]

Camping season is upon us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210729
Baka Mitai

[Anonymous No.]

>>43211888
>not Judgement

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212001
>not 24 hour cinderella

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212016
You're on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43210729
While making eye contact with you the whole time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSy8yy-mr8

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212001
Already did

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212115
And somehow the lich is the most nervous of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212119
She's not used to much attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212119
She's not nervous, she's scanning the audience methodically for potential assistants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212186
Look at that sweat bead! Of course she's nervous.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, what do you think Sally's quest id gonna be about?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm Kublai Nuki! I'm Queen of all the Cossacks! But there are no cossacks to be queen of, there's the rub! There's the rub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212360
Remember that old orc in Skyrim who asked you for a duel? It's like that, but it ends in sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212360
>"Hey Anon, I'm making a sickass cloak but have to watch my niece today."
>'Oh, so you want me to go beat up bears or some-'
>"So you, her, and me are going to head out and beat the shit out of bears together! Lets go!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212441
>go inna woods
>smack 20 bears' asses

[Anonymous No.]

>"Gallant knights like me do not have time for petulant Monsters. There is questing to be done."
How big of a target would a knight be painting on his back saying something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212514
A knight is already promised to his lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212528
Well said, Sancho! Now let us be off to win the favors of Lady Dulcinea, the Holst next door!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43211360
They might also have gators

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212550
>Don Quijote, but Dulicena is actualy hot

[Anonymous No.]

I think my anxiety is tied to sleep or nighttime in general. In which case Gazer's fixation on my sleep schedule is even more justified.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212652
What does ghost milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212603
Are hols together with elves the most deseired and unresistable of all girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212688
I doubt holsts are undesirable, no straight man would reject a beautiful girl with pair of humongobongowongous tidders like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212704
i would

[Anonymous No.]

I sleep laying my head on my Dhampir bodyguard's midriff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212712
flatoids stay seething, men preffer large boobies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212688
elves are super resistible

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212441
>"Where did you take our daughter today?"
>"Hunting bears with some guy I just met"
>"Nice, how powerful is he?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212704
i would certainly reject it, if you don't have meat where it matters then you don't have my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212688
the elf side actually cancels out the appeal of holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201325

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212704
Big boober girls are more likely to be insufferable cunts that think they deserve everything because of their boobs.
I despise such women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212937
The ancient feud

[Anonymous No.]

The Sabbath followers are sperging out again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212937
I often forget how cute Alice was. What a sunbeam.
>>43212958
not mosnter girls, they are cute and motherly, hugging you tightly in their big boobs to show affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>43212958
there's no need to project 3d onto monsters, that's just an avenue for misery.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213009
I have boobie PTSD from too many shitty femdom doujins by shitty femdom artists. I need several sessions of limited, respectful interaction with zero deceitful behavior or overt temptations to take things further.

Or, more simply, a bulliable flatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213049
you need to overcome your fear, and see the light and benevolence of huge tidders again
touch the cow, do it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213003
i'm not even sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213049
thankfully thighs do not lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213079
t. Sabbath follower pretending not to be Sabbath
How much is Bapho paying you to shill?

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbath followers glow in the dark. You gotta run them Sabbies over in your car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213096
im allowed to headpat her once per comment

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213096
fish pays me in tail and fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213081
All parts of the body, be they boobs, thighs, ass, pussy, legs, feet, tails, hands, eyes, and so on, have the potential for evil. When wielded by a wicked temptress, they all become weapons of destruction.

The exception is the heart. A pure and loving heart is the most important thing a woman can have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213132
and that's why ms shog has 5 of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213049
Why don't you read big titted vanilla doujin for a change. Only lovey dovey and no bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213155
It's kinda boring, and I can sense the thotery lurking beneath the surface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213185
>bogey bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213106
Sabbath followers are CIA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213185
it's a woman's nature to ply her assets. some assets are simply more visible than others

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201325

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213230
reminds me of when a dude in some shitty fanfic said "ah, fuck me" when near a horny monster girl after the situation he was in got worse

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213274
Deer succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213293
not sure but it has the perfect body for me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I am waiting for this thread to 404 to post a new one for 3 hours now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213342

[Anonymous No.]

Before thread goes caput. What type of monsters would Tomboys turn into? Wether its the athletic sporty ones or the fit, slim and "handsome" ladies that can pass of as thin men, what monstergirl type can Tomboys or Bifauxnen turn into? I headcanon or theorize Tomboys turn into vanilla succubi 75% of the time as a way of maintaining their delicious tomboy-ness that makes them special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213356
Thread is almost over. We can stop horny posting and just be silly now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213378
ALL IS SHOG. SHOG IS ALL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213399
Dapper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213378
I really want a manticore tomboy, and I think they would turn into a variety of species, but the most active ones like Salamanders, Lizzardmen, Werewolves and Werecats would be represented in the greatest numbers.
Hard to be a tomboy weresheep, altough I can see that happening and it would be very cute too.
>>43213385
Monsters are the sexiest at their silliest.

[Anonymous No.]

honestly tomboys are overrated imo i just much rather have a creepy girl like a hex manic type

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213488
I like the creepy ones, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213470

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213106
>Sabbath are niggers.
Checks out. Marune’s too tan. They got the jungle blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213399
Shogs in suits are amazing, but imagine one in a t-shirt and a backwards baseball cap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213537
I love wights!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213470
Dumb mantikot for (you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213559
all i can see is one trying to act hip when shes like 300 years off the mark

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213560
>>43213488
And Miss Wight loves you. Just let her in, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213537
I hate wights!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213582
Then you can have dis fly girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Today is Friday anon, you could visit a certain someone tonight to vent all the stress and frustration of the week and getting pampered for the weekend to start a succesful next week

[Anonymous No.]

So far, I have 14 wives. When does this all end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213596
ah yes the jiangshi massaue that i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213378
Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213550
Choco Baphos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213572
I don't think they had baseball cap 300 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213470
>Monsters are the sexiest at their silliest.
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213596
I know exactly who you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213628

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213614
anyone can look at the youth and dress like them, not too many can instantly act and talk like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213578
I'm sorry but my house is already full with my zombie maids, only zombies are allowed there's no room for wights, but ghouls are fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213578
I think she might have some brain damage, im outside her house but the guards dont want to let me in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213596
Of course, how can I forget to visit my childhood friend Christmast cake ara ara Troll neighbour

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213601
fusion them into one mega wife

[Anonymous No.]

Boobies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213582
Me too, Wights are too smug to be likable. I bet they wouldn't even be good in bed because they're too self absorbed they just assume they are automatically.
Would not date or marry a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213578
I don’t why but this gives me Pixar vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213686
Don't let a wight hear that, that's how you get forced into royal weddings. Plus, monsters love it when the things they do is forced on men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213578
I don’t know why but this gives me Pixar vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213683
Butts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213737

[Anonymous No.]

>>43207455
I'm walking straight into mama holst's milkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213686
>t. plebeian
More for me then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213721
Pfft, I'm a commoner who wages, a Wight noble wouldn't take interest in me anyway because other nobles would laugh at her if she was attracted to someone unaristocratic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213686
I like smug girls. And I don't really care if she's good in bed either way because she'll make a great snuggle bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213810
Soon to be clawed Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Imma bully miss gazer for having bad depth perception

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213853
anon, i think you need to go back to miss hakus school for anons and monsters with special needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213863
No the wurms there are too destructive! I'm also pretty sure miss haku wanted to groom someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213815
All they need to do to be good in bed is to be cute and willing to bend over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213601
>not making them do the fusion dance
Read the manual, anon. The part on wife fusion is after the Time Management & Your Waifu chapter. If you don’t want to permanently book a Pandemonium room — and be constantly raped in decade long increments, with none the wiser — you should read the fusion chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213954
Even succubus powers won't mean your virginal waifu is suddenly great at sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213973
>if you cannot serve in bed, then you will serve as my onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213853
I will bully miss gazer for having eye-beam incontinenc— gazer-chwan’s central eye looks beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43213973
Actually, they literally get those powers as instincts:
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I#Monsters_That_Attack_Humans

They're basically Ultra Instinct Shaggy, except at sex. That's right, all mamono are literally you fucking Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.

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Do mad hatters live in a house or are they weirdo musky hobos that come to the tea table everyday

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>>43213973
just like you dont need to teach a wolf or a tiger to hunt, your average succubus is a natural born sex fiend.

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>>43214017
Oh, man. I never thought about it. I could see it happening either way. I like it more if she's a weirdo musky hobo, though. Just feels more "right" given it's Wonderland, and I'm sure whatever she smells like it's probably just stale tea and crumpets at the very worst.

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>>43213973
That just means you're supposed to have sex with your virginal waifu until she's great at sex.

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>>43214012
I read that through the lens of japanese starfishing women.

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>>43213973
Good thing that anons wouldn’t know the difference between good and bad sex.
>>43213973
The monster super-sex cheat is balanced by having it only apply to kissless virgins.
>Dagwood-eating skill = sexpert
Like, that totally checks out. He he he.

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>>43214065
what does this mean?

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>>43214007
Oh no Anon was lost to the gazers
Could thing miss gazers dumb eyes don't work on me

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>>43214083
slang for when the woman just lies there.

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>>43214065
>>43214083
Starfish:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Starfish
I'd expect that mamono instincts would let them know you're not interested in that kind of sex. Especially for a wight--that's basically the gentle femdom handjob fetish mamono.

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>>43214067
Even a virgin can tell, a toothy BJ hurts a lot

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>>43214096
lol, k. She's got a backup plan!

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>>43214113
>>43214117
Thank you.

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>>43214117
Wights are my eye socket fetish mamono

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>>43214117
Never understood how someone could starfish the entire time, maybe I'm just extremely sensitive but I squirm and spasm a bit like on reflex.
Like hell, a lick on the neck causes me to collapse into people. It happened with my ex and I tried HARD to be a dom with her, but my oversensitiveity makes it kinda impossible.

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>>43214143
>women with teeth
Gross. What did you expect?

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>>43214012
>all monsters are yandere sexpot rapists
If only they used their powers for good, instead of being good in bed…

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>>43214176
>Implying human men shouldn't be taken by their betters

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>>43214176
there is no greater good than an happy lovey-dovey relationship.

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>>43214012
Am I glad she's frozen in there and we're out here and she's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered that we're out here.

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>>43214165
Slimey hands typed this post

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>>43214176
I mean, totally what *I* want from mamono, but my point is that mamono would know a bunch of ways to make love and they're not all "I'm pretty enough that I don't have to try". Although I'm sure there's some anons out there who want that, too.

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>>43214226
I hope they know how to rim me.

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>>43214144
Miss Gazer is a meanie

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>>43214117
They're atleast equally as much the conquering mysterious flirty noblewoman -fetish mamono.

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>>43214242
I have that one saved off because, uh, no reason. I almost never post it, though, because it's pretty mean.
My heart tells me that she's just doing a very aggressive roleplay, like if her husband were, HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING, interested in being treated like that in the bedroom.

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I lost interest in hellhound and manticore.

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>>43206262
Asians have flaky earwax so you can just pick it out. Whites have wet earwax so that requires different techniques to clean them

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>>43214288
Because superior overprotective femdom mamono obsession took over?
> Pic related?

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>>43214295
Also, it's a very intimate thing to let someone do to you--it can be very relaxing to entrust your body to another even in a non-sexual way.

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>>43214288
Tastes change. I came here liking baphomets and ended up liking witches about as much. Some girls like anubis just fell off the radar for me completely.

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>>43214320
>I came here liking baphomets and ended up liking witches about as much
you just cant unsabbath yourself

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>>43214350
I can and if I hadn't permanently associated dark mages with human woman in hats I probably would just go for one of them.

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>>43214350
What about Christianity?
> History Joke!
> Because they're an offshoot from Judaism specifically getting rid of Sabbath and other restrictions Judaism has.
YOU SEE ME TRYING. MARRY ME, MISS HAKU.

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>>43213566
she cute, thank you
>>43213537
>>43213628
these are indeed very silly, cute!