Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Undah da sea

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[Anonymous No.]

Under the kneeeee

[Anonymous No.]

Need big and fluffy monsterwife NOW
WHERE ARE PORTALS

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>>43196360
that's a weird ass mermaid

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>genshit OP
I'm out

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>>43196366
The real portals were the friends we made along the way.

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>>43196393
I'm depressed now.

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Remember Anons you should always help grape snakes overthrow Pharaohs! It's what Pharaohs want deep down anyway

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>>43196366
Her library contains ample, ancient knowledge...if you can get past her.

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I wish there was more dominant Anubis, would love a wife to make a schedule for me and throw autistic fits while using the mummy curse on me for being disobedient

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Would you accept a slime or automaton that was imitating your favorite species? I honestly think it'd be funny to have a automaton demon that just assaults you with so many terms and conditions for her/your actions

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>>43196407
I'm tackling her, face first into her boobs and a reacharound onto her ass.

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>43196433
Slime? Not huge on them but I wouldn't say no.
Automaton? Yes, because it means alternate mech look

[Breathfag No.]

>>43196405
I will only help Ms. Apep overthrow the pharaoh if it means I get to sniff both their breaths daily.

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>>43196407
I'll just call her a nerd bird and throw coins at her

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>>43196436
Miss Griffon has such a crazy long tail, it's just asking to be pet and fondled.

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>>43196405
I was always a fan of nations where both species live together in harmony with more friendly competitions. Who rules is optional

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>>43196433
I would accept pretty much any girl since soulmate DE shit, but a slime mimicking anything would be fucking adorable. (Don't ask for the sauce, it's not very nice)

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>>43196480
Anon no, she's not a dragon or tanuki, it'll just distract her.

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>>43196366
griffon-chan a cute, look at her go

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>>43196505
That's the point! It'll give me enough time to steal the rest of her treasure! Surely this plan couldn't backfire in any way

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>>43196508
Mean to say it'll just annoy her but my brain shut down halfway through.
regardless, you gonna get 'removed' from her little treasure room.

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Favorite monster girl type? Mine is probably slimes, demons, or eldritch stuff.

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>>43196504
>day before the day of portals
>new business pops up
> Novelty soulmate detector! Just point at the man you want and press the cleverly concealed button and your new husband will be bamboozled as the machine returns a positive result!
>499,99. Payment plans discussed in store. Siths get a 1% discount subject to terms and conditions.

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>>43196530
She wouldn't remove me, she's a bird after all birds are dumb!

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>>43196433
I would accept Mechawurm but only if her claws can turn into missiles.

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>>43196531
Beastgirls so much it can't even be called a contest. Girls in any other category I tend to like for their gimmick more than general type.

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>>43196563
I see their appeal, I like the idea of a borderline feral hound dragging me to the rape cave. Which beast do ya like? I'm partial to the dog ones but the werecat in the game tomed me hard

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>>43196360
Thoughts on mg reverse traps?

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>>43196267
"Duke Anon, the 16th princess of the Grizzly tribes has arrived an-"
"Yes yes... put her up in the dorms with the other girls"
>Anon sighs
"Sometimes I wish I never brokered so hard for peace with Mamono realms... you let it slip once that you're a lolicon to some Gandharva minstrel then next thing you know every single realm is sending you their daughters 'as a show of peace'"
>Anon opens the window of his chambers to get some fresh air, ignoring the Harpy princesses' feathers that brush off his windowstil
>after walking past the Hellpup princess hiding in his wardrobe audibly panting
>and the shirohebe princess hiding under his bed with its white tail sticking out
>and the Dryad princess pretending she's always been his prized potted plant
>and the Wurm princess pretending to be a lamp
>and the p'orc princess twins badly pretending to be mannequins, as if they don't move then he can't see them
>this isn't even a fraction of the cunncil

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>>43196585
That's too many princesses.

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>>43196600
Is that ghost wearing underwear on its head

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>>43196600
Damn bote autism, I can't save this.

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>>43196622
It's a thing Japanese ghosts do, don't be racist

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>>43196613
Why do you think poor Duke Anon is so tired?

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>>43196628
Gonna be racist to asian ghosts hoping I get correction

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>>43196362
counterfeit twenty~

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>>43196531
wurm jabbwerwocks and bogies

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look at these fancy city slickers and their literate wives...

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>>43196754
>read as fast as you want you Yankee, it won't stop me from raping you.

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you guys want more monsters, but i want less
i already can't decide

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>>43196405
How does it turn out when Pharaoh wins? Exactly the same. They’re all in the pocket of Big Sexxxo.

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>>43196531
What’s the best girl for weapons and contraband?

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>>43196829
Just because Danuki Corp. sells to both sides, you have to go and say such things!

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>>43196842
Redcap

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>>43196844
They really cater to to-day’s weapon transportation merchant! Their prices are reasonable and supportive of on-the-go-life in exotic and exciting locations! Oni Zaibatsu Group, a sexy and trustworthy brand.

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>>43196856
>loli
>excellent smuggler
Anon I…

[Anonymous No.]

>(You) knew this day would come
>it was either this or pyrows
>being a NEET in mgc never lasts


>going to univeristy in MGC
>NEET life style served you well this far, never missed assignments and never really got in trouble
>didn't have to worry about NEET monsters since they, ironically enough, got to the jocks or regular guys first
>the ol' beer and rock cd van trick
>either way it worked for you
>that is until you took a rare chance to go outside and visit your favorite game store
>the main problem of that being it was in a pretty popular mall
>usually a non issue when you visit during particular hours, usually a Monday morning
>however, there was ONE major miscalculation
>one you didn't realize until it was too late
>after you get off the bus to a unusually crowded mall did the gears in your head start turning
>spring break
>people with either friends or lovers picking out swim suits, trying on stuff, eating in the food court, etc.
>all normie shit
>it made you sick
>you try to go to the sacred holy land quickly without looking out of place, you never know what excuse these beasts will use to get in your pants
>after perusing the game shop for longer than you normally do, you finally think the coast is clear and beeline for the exit
>normally you visit your favorite gyro place that's close to the mall, however you did not have the luxury of time since the bus to your apartment complex is due to arrive soon and the driver doesn't like to be kept waiting
>just as you think you're about to make it you hear the one thing you didn't want to hear
>a female voice saying "hey, anon, is that you?"
>you turn to see the the origin of the voice
>a cupid, demon and Kiki standing together
>you recognize the Kiki since she shares a class and apartment complex with you
>only reason you interact with her is because kikis aren't as proactive as other species
>the demon and cupid are new faces to you though
>"yeah, it is you, anon! Come say hi to my friends!"
I'm not gonna be creative with names cause I suck at them, so fair warning
>the trio basically surrounds you
>"the demon is Eve and the cupid is Valentine! Girls, this is anon, my classmate and neighbor!"
>her friends coo at you a bit before trying to talk
>you stammer out that you'd love to talk but you're going to miss the bus
>they deflate but understand
>you turn around in time to see the bus drive off
>"oof, that's too bad, anon, but we can give you a ride!" Says the cupid
>the other two agree and you feel them wrap around your arms
>"but first, I'm starving, let's get something to eat."
>you try in vain to resist and the squeeling and chattering girls drag you off to God knows where in the mall

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>>43196531
small ones

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>>43196881
You wouldn't part a girl and her teddybear, would you?

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Reminder that if you sleep with an Angel she'll be thinking of some guy named Adam and even if your name IS Adam it's not you she's thinking of.

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43196912
anon, you are adams son tho, so she still thinking of you

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>>43196805
I've been thinking a LOT about kiki role reversal stuff, though. I've got two stories in my head, both including WAY more deviant stuff than this. One about being the maid of a kiki reverse trap, and one about being raised as a kiki daughteru by my mother.
Technically you could combine them both, though...

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>>43196944
>Your wife spends all your intimate time thinking about another man
Now that really is cucking. And advanced cucking too, that's like deep-seated, subconscious cucking.

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>>43196889
and then anon had harem

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Angels think of you in bed while touching themselves at night

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>>43196909
>Thinks we won’t cavity search the Grizzly bodyguard
I know mamono keep coming here because of loneliness, but we here at Order Checkpoint take our jobs seriously. Everyone will be cavity searched. Once again, no you cannot ‘take pictures’ or ‘hold hands with fingers interlinked’ during the cavity searches.

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>>43196889
good, neets need to blossom with loving wives
YOU VILL HAVE SEX

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>>43196944
>moaning another man's name is okay because of my hilarious cope
okay

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>>43196995
That's kinda sad.
Like a kobold at a matchmaking festival crying and begging someone to just pet her a little levels of sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Post feet

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>>43196366
Big brown gryphon wife

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>>43196405
>wants venom in the tap water
Only crazy people vote for Apophis. It’ll be humping in the streets with overprescribed injection-based healthcare. No amount of sex-injection, or sexjection to use a clinical term, can fully supplant the importance of brain warping vibrations and skimpy cosplay as the cornerstone of modern chirurogery. Also sneks suck at dancing, ‘svery dance-centric field, medicine. Everyone knows that.

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>>43197072
No thanks, footfaggot.

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>>43197094
Feet are an okay fetish. I don't really like the feet themselves but I can get the attraction after seeing it in stuff.
It's cleaner than anal.

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>>43196952
i want to french kiss her pussy

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>>43197109
>Feet are an okay fetish
Wrong.

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>>43196585
I'd like nobility over quantity for my loli council
>a who knows how many-th in line for the throne Pharaoh from a large desert kingdom
>Anubis princess from the Pharaoh's neighbouring kingdom
>a Wight from a very long-running prestigious noble bloodline
>Ice Queen(Princess) from our northern neighbour
>Deonora's distant relative from Dragonia
>surrounded every night by royally beautiful, wonderfully bottom-heavy monster princesses in their various fine lingerie sets and lewd pelvic curtain outfits

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43197109
>is cleaner than anal
>forgetting the footfungus
Fuck off

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>>43197112
God I know right? A strong, strict kiki teaching you "discipline" by forcing you to worship her pussy is hot af. I like it better if she remains calm and in control, which anon devolves into a blushy, embarrassed mess, but I guess it could be hot to if her harsh exterior "breaks" a little.

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>>43197124
Feet are a perfectly acceptable fetish. I was thinking of some femdom with foot/paw worship recently.

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>>43197036
She’s here once a month. Along with the other more difficult to match girls. We have to send them away, we can’t afford the personnel attrition. Jones got sprayed by accident, and he’s been on a ‘honeymoon’ for 8 months now. His postcards just keep getting more and more confusing, one’s from the future apparently. Something to do with Wonderland. It’s not my department. Please understand, we’re very understaffed. Trying to keep out contraband doesn’t make us a personal dating service. Inspection isn’t an emotional relationship, we were devastated by scorpion mites before we started the Customs checkpoint. Have you ever had to eat flour and meal contaminated by scorpion mites, like the entire city had to? The little bastards get everywhere. I just didn’t want anymore gritty bread, this job doesn’t even pay well.

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>>43197161
I don't care what you're thinking of you repugnant troglodyte.

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>>43196889
Gotta stick with online courses. You can keep your camera off so monsters don't recognize you when you leave your NEET cave

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>>43196507
She's got the moves!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjSEOOxsEHs&t=2m39s

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>>43197186
>>>/v/

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>>43197171
Foot or paw worship is an important part of wierd femdom fetishes. It's hot. It's not sexual in and of itself to me but I like it as foreplay.

[Breathfag No.]

Why is practically every desert girl overpowered?

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>>43196419
>forces you into an invasive tickle fetish schedule
>yet is somehow not dominant enough
>she introduces mandatory CBT, explains nothing
Fixed that for you.

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>>43197171
Well, that's quite understandable anon. But unfortunately, we don't care about you either. And until the KC or the jannies ban paws (ie, never) it's in your best interest to mature a little and get to know you're wife's cute toe beans a little more intimately.

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>>43197186
This attracts the Ocelomeh

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>>43197210
cunt and breast torture is my fetish

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I'm not going to lie, if I got to rule over a little kingdom somewhere, I'm torn between the aesthetics of the northern reaches and the comfort of some green realm.

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Amazing how a thread can go to complete shit before it even gets 100 posts.

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>>43196889
those names are the best though
>"wait, are you losers serious? Demon named Eve and a cupid named VALENTINE? What next, Inari named Foxy?"
>"goddamn girls, your parents must be the most boring people in existence, I'm starting to feel bad for you"

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>>43197225
>durr u cans learns to torture w/o being tortured
Scabfags need to gtfo. Professional level torture only, you amateurs can fuck off.

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>>43197226
Too far north and you can be visited by some dangerous raiders.

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>>43197245
wot

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>>43197236
Is it amazing, anon? Really, truly?

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>>43197236
What is it with you and squealing when people get to talking about things you don't like? These threads aren't just for you. If that's what you want go make a Twitter or discord.

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>>43197259
Anon, that's why I'm going north.
Dangerous raiders, stoic tutonic looking monster knights, thick dwarves forging in icy peaks, there's a lot to be found up north outside of solid asthetics.

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>>43197259
Sounds like "Big fluffy paws on face" country.

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>>43197269
Go back to whatever discord you came from.

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>>43197276
Ywn die slowly of hypothermia in Winterstown with an insane look on your face
Just to suffer.

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>>43196419
Dominant anubis means cuckolding

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>>43197225
>gently spanking her puffy vulva
>biting and twisting her nipples
>squeezing breasts until the flesh spills between your fingers
pretty hot

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>surrender to monster
>now she suddenly doesnt want to rape me because I "didn't excite her by putting up a struggle"
>just lets me go
That was easy.

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>>43197285
>Retard whines that he can't block or mute anybody he doesn't like, apparently having gotten used to being able to do that
>But insists that no, everybody else is from discord
Projection is funny, but it's most funny when done by retards, because they never realize how easily they out themselves.

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>>43197236
Oh no, my fetish porn setting thread has people with fetishes.
Kenkou, save me!

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>>43197288
I can't stand Winterstown, I always get jumped by packs of delinquent Ice Wolves, who pin me down and take turns giving me very cold, icy breath kisses.
The only way to warm back up is with one of Whitehorn-san's hot cocoas.

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It's hilarious how fast these "people" out themselves as obvious outsiders.

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>>43197311
Quick anon, just think of a way to convince people that paws are equivalent to ntr or something. Like this:
>What's the most popular ntr monster? Hellhound!
>What do hellhounds have? Paws!
Coincidence? I think not!

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>>43197311
Oh noooo I can see tha truth, it was porn all along! You bastards, you really did it! Ape makes love upon man, it was the Statue of Liberty. Her name was Rosebud. You damn dirty bastards.

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Guys.. I got divorced from my Owl Mage wife and I can't stop thinking about her.
Her wide eyes, her fluffy and warm feathers, her breedable and build for egg laying hips...
How can I cope?

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>>43197321
>Hellhounds kick in your door
>they capture you and drag in this human chick
>hey ain’t that the waitress at that place you go sometimes?
>they force her to watch as they rape you in front of her
>Each makes a show as they milk you to completion in front of her
>feel drained and soiled as they take you home
>you are theirs now
>every week all of you visit the restaurant
>your wives get even more crude and snuggly, if possible, as they flaunt you in front of the waitress
>your evening multi-Rape will be a religious mind-bending experience, as per usual
Wtf ntr is based. /s

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>>43196504
>Early game slimes are now this big
It's over for new adventurers.

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instead of engaging with mentally ill, please tell me should I take a packet of beans to ward off the Onis on my trip to zipangu?

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>>43197369
I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to prove anon but that is kinda hot. I want a harem of alpha hellhounds that treat me like a chewtoy.

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>>43196360
What is this?

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>>43197382
This. What items should I take with me, if me and me droogs are going out for a little of the ol’ ultra-dating?

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>>43197394
>droogs
who?

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>>43197388
This is a fertility goddess

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>>43197382
Good Lord anon you can't telegraph yourself this obviously. If you want to change the subject just change it, don't pretend to be a third party.
Also no you should suck their toes, far more effective.

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>>43197391
Sorry all out of Hellhounds, an equivalent amount of Dark Elves were sent instead. Head Office said you’d be fine with it.

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>>43196360

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>>43197382
Beans are good, a water pistol for cats and try not to get swindled by a Tanuki.

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>>43197321
Hellhounds are popular with blackedfags, futafags and monsterboyfags. All groups have tons of cucks in them

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>>43197392
A fish.

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>>43197397
People willing dress in identical uniforms and commit criminal acts together. Standard middle school social grouping, often clustering around drugs or weapons.

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Making myself appear unattractive doesn't seem to work, so I'm thinking of taking the opposite approach. Next time I'm getting harassed by a Manticore, I'm gonna say she should stick her head in her own tailbulb so nobody has the misfortune to see her face.

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Coomoid thread.

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>>43197134
Sadly for Duke Anon he became a noble and was granted land on the border of the human kingdom, mostly to keep him away from throne politics since most considered him an upstart that'd get invaded by the p'orc tribes, or the Harpy marauders, or the Grizzly bandits and tossed out of the way quick.
Unfortunately for him he persisted and managed alliances as well saw to the defense of his realm very well. Even founding several settlements with mixed mamono and human population.

Now that he's brought peace and has a high level of peerage second only to the king himself he's been getting wives from the many MANY cheifs of the various beast tribes who respect his strength, actual princesses from the bordering mamono realms who both want a kind and wise husband for their daughters (not to mention political ties), the daughter of the local witch coven he rescued from a series of unfair demon contracts he had to find loopholes in to absolve them of, and even a dryad princess from the forest on the edge of his land he stopped the rampant deforestation in as well as curing a dastardly plauge that was destroying the dyrad's life trees.

Unfortunately for anon he didn't foresee that now all's said and done he'd be getting pushy Mamono brides who he can't send back or as they already consider the girls married to him and refusing any could spark a huge incident.
So he just tries keeping his hands off of them despite being a lolicon himself as to not get drained and maintain the fragile peace of his house.

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>>43197406
Dark elves are ok too. I'll just make them wear puppy-themed gloves, socks, clip on ears and buttplug tails. Squint and you can't tell the difference.

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DEVOUR

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>>43197420
You heard it here folks, KC designed a monster who singularly appeals to cucks and those likely to become cucks.

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>>43197448
You joke, but they will spend centuries giving you all of the listed fetishes. And you will like it.

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>>43197321
I'm not even the guy getting mad over foot fetish, but you two buttbuddies are not funny at all and you need to go back where you came from

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>>43197459
Actually true, unironically. I don’t see why.

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>>43197474
Sure you're not, reetard.

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>>43197478
U don't see

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>>43197427
oh, make sense - well I wouldn't know. Some flowers? girls like flowers
>>43197418
and what about foxes?
>>43197458
suprised she didn't squeeze the contents of the borgar from the other way like monsters often do

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>>43197445
>cuckquean loli
Sabbath is more selfish than real children.

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>>43197486
>pic
You know she has a dick, right?

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>>43197486
>and what about foxes?
I have nothing on how to deal with Foxes.

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>>43197504
thank you for telling me, I'll remove it from my folder
>>43197509
maybe throw some tofu the other way and book it?

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>>43197504
So? Not in the picture and it's still a monster girl so no rules are broken.

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>>43197521
Meaty!

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>>43197486
>ultra-dating with flowers
I get better ideas drinking liquid paint thinner. You turn underpants to reverse, it keeps Fairy away. Cold helps too, tiny body heat. But underwear reversion is known to be true.

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>>43196393
I don't want friends, I have enough of them. I want a beautiful wife and eternal happiness with my family.

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>>43197528
I don't know man, I still think flowers or something sweet would be better to give to a monster girl on a date.
>>43197527
perfect for grabbing and molesting

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>>43197481
>reetard
ok so it's just the usual subhumans, got it

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>>43197485
The whole thing is this weird niche.

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>>43197529
Too bad!

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>>43197543
don't even give attentnion to these undesirables
they will rope soon enough, untreated mental illness ends up like that every time

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>>43197524
Just because you don't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. Object permanence.

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>>43197539
scientifically proven that the bigger and meaner the monster is, the more happiness she feels receiving flowers from (You)
>>43197584
cute spooder!

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>>43197543
>>43197575
God forbid people post monster girls in the monster girl thread and make jokes at your expense because you can't handle people not adhering to your autistic fetish banlist.

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>>43197369
But Charlie only loves the waitress! And how are they gonna sleep with Frank in the room too? Think of the smell you bitch!

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>>43197539
>hypno-eye wants to blast him
>he leaves sunglasses at home
It is not only for draculas, comrade. Ultra-dating is very serious business. You lose fistfight with a gang of mouse, you will lose forever after. Extra special demon knuckles! Easy on black market, or make yourself. Respect is hard for simple to understand, may have to give multiple forceful lesson. It’s very helpful. But not for lizard, is complex matter.

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>>43197575
>>43197600
Oops, sorry about that anon. Meant to reply to >>43197565

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>>43197600
ntr is never accepted here, you have a thread for that on trash

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>>43197600
Dickgirls have never been accepted. Quit trying to alter thread culture.

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>>43197468
Correct, I will like it, and what I don't like I'll ignore because I'm not completely autistic.
Also, I mean fucking come on anon. They're not talking about hyperpreg, or futa, or ntr, or any other actual d tier stuff. They're talking about liking paws. That's pretty damn tame.

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>>43197605
I'll just explain to the cute maus that I am trying to find a nice dum batcat, and if she helps me I'll make sure to help her entire gang to find come cute bfs for themselves.
Just be civilized and polite.

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>>43197478
Well,then who's fault is that? KC. And when you get so mad you're in the company of weirdos, who's fault is that? KC and your own.

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>>43197625
They're accepted by kc himself lol. Read kc's dmca policy as much as you want. He doesn't like futa on female. Everything else is fair game.

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>>43197621
>>43197625
>Dickgirls have never been accepted
>ntr is never accepted here
1. It was a joke, figures an autist like you can't understand that
2. As long as it's SFW and actually related to monster girls anything goes so long as it isn't someone spamming monster boy pictures with tiny references to monster girls since that's off-topic.
3. You are not the content arbitrate of these threads. People have posted whatever they wanted whenever they wanted for years now and if you have an issue with that you're more than welcome to find another thread, board, website or platform to talk about monster girls in your hyper specific ways.

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107123844
big dumb dodo titties

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>>43197650
KC's shit taste != Thread culture
>>43197657
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

T-shirts with bad English on them is all the rage these days in Zipangu.
>"Very sex okay!"
>"Beauty snake for fuck is yes"
>"Man who is virgin will become cumming"
They're especially popular among gyarus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197657
>People have posted whatever they wanted whenever they wanted for years now
So gaslighting is the new thing among tourists and shitposters? nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197636
>wytesnek hyper-stalker blocks your path
Politeness judo this shit away, friendo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197671
Well i guess that means we can determine what the thread culture is then, right?
So that would mean that we can talk about whatever we want- so long as it doesn't violate 4chan's own policies, right?
Oh no anon. Do you understand what this means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197650
>>43197657
You aidsbrained freaks are free to discuss anything you want on /d/ or /trash/, this thread has never tolerated faggotry or furries. You think it's just one guy who thinks that? It's painfully obvious you aren't from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197676
There are no tourists in this thread or board you utter drooling retard. These threads are a rabbit hole within a rabbit hole within a rabbit hole. Basically nobody ever joins and nobody ever leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197671
Sorry, don't think I will since I'm actually in the mood to post monster girls. If you want to get into internet fights maybe /b/ is more your speed.

>>43197676
There have at no point been any official rules for what can be posted here outside of the same rules that apply to any /jp/ thread. Just because these threads have always had easily triggered autists doesn't mean people haven't always been able to post what they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197687
It means you should go to /d/ if you want to talk about your horrible fetishes and leave this thread for us civilized folk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197673
Well, they are constantly on the search for new mating strategy ain't they? If something works for Becky - why not for them?
>>43197682
Just tell her you had a vision and she will meet some guy who looks the exact oposite of you in a few days in this "extremaly dense populated town". They are suckers for stuff like that.
>>43197657
nah, ntr was never bueno round these parts - I would know, I am here since the very beggining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197694
Project more anon. Are you the same person who was screeching about 40k the other week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197657
>You are not the content arbitrate of these threads. People have posted whatever they wanted whenever they wanted for years now and if you have an issue with that you're more than welcome to find another thread, board, website or platform to talk about monster girls in your hyper specific ways.
You tell him, pal. Let's go back to mature discussions about dryfishing and blacked doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197694
it's always baffled me how often people come here for acceptance and validation of what they like.
it's okay to like aberrant shit, but for best results do it somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197694
>>43197703
Siths are part of MGE. They have the right to be posted here, cry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru pyrow sex....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197703
If you don't like paw content maybe you should find something other than monstergirls to talk about.
Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197701
Then post them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197698
Yes there are no outsiders raiding us. I'm sure that's why the IP count jumps dramatically whenever you faggot vermin leave your contaiment boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197709
Anon genuine question. What is acceptable here? What are you looking for? Clearly weird fetishes are acceptable here, as that's what MGE is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197707
Go ahead, unlike you I can very easily ignore things I don't like since I have a fully developed brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197650
>succubuss has dick tail
>it’s canon guise
Now you’ll claim it’s not gay if she tail-dicks you while you’re dicking her. Alp foolishness.

[Anonymous No.]

also Hebis are very nice and they don't go round stealing men in search for their waifus, that's not their style

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197710
No they don't. Furry is not monster girls, furry is furry.
>>43197714
Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197723
lurk and you might find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197722
The poster count is 41 right now you actual retard. In my experience, most of these threads end with a poster count between 70 and 100.
Might not be the time to talk about how we're being raided when our PC is literally half what it usually is.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197738
God you are actually braindead aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197731
I am moderately confident that having sex with a woman is not gay. It's a hunch, but I feel like being gay is having sex with men. Crazy, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197705
>she wants to double check your vision by recreating it
>that’s why the blue fire is so near your face
>so you can look c l o s e l y
Not even the Duke Boys can get out of that one. Even Dr. Who might be kinda screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197748
That's literally how it worked on places like this on 4chan before the whole site turned into plebbit 2.0, "lurk more"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197748
He isn't, but you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>You MUST post in exactly the manner I decree because I'm the main character of the monster girl fetish thread
What a sad existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197771
But lurking is boring and cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197777
when you waltz into something like a decade old thread and demand they adjust to your needs you may get some pushback

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197771
You were asked what you wanted out of the threads. You have yet to answer this question. So I'll ask it again and wait to see if you're capable of expressing yourself. Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197748
Lurking becoming a lost art ruined the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197723
It really depends on who is online and what he feels like screeching about at the time. Sometimes it's siths, sometimes it's maledom or femdom, today it's footjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197777
Nice quads

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197761
What would hebi even do in notGreece or notItaly in the mountains where I'm searching for my manticore wife?
Does she even speak the language? How did she get here in the first place? Is she lost?
>>43197777
I don't know man, I don't think anyone wants you to adhere to some strict rules, just don't post nothing about gay sex or ntr and nobody will be mad at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197788
Oh yeah I'm sure people who actually post monster girls are scared of one mega autist that shits his pants for 50 posts because he can't handle fetishes being posted that he personally dislikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197756
Fine, but it’s a 50/50 on which of you is the girl on every third broad social matter. Which of you wears the ward? Who is stronger? Who does the leg-pop during kisses? Snekfags either automatically win or lose that last one. I can’t tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197801
>just don't post nothing about gay sex or ntr and nobody will be mad at you.
Well it's a good thing nothing like that has ever happened huh? Unless you think making jokes at one (1) shitposter's expense is actually posting NTR or yaoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197795
I'm not the same anon and we don't owe you any explanation. Adapt to the existing culture and standards or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197797
I really wish I had a secret tool to spot the same posters while letting them *believe* they are anonymous. I wonder if the screechers are the same people every time. I wonder if they even like monstergirls, or just like shouting.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, we are being raided.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197805
I think that was a joke in poor taste and it shouldn't have happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197803
>le one autist
This peak mentally ill redditor faggot doesn't realize that HE is the one guy who nobody wants here. Newsflash retard, people come here to talk about monstergirls and don't want to see some giant flamer discord mod talk about how much cocks he likes up his ass or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197810
>we
Who? You and the maybe one other guy that's shitting up the thread? Seems like the majority of posters here are making fun of you more than anything because you can't just go back to /monster/ or stay in some discord that adheres to your autistic demands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197805
Would have liked more from this story about EMG's delinquent wrangler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197713
Is it better if she's one of those monsters who simply won't shut up during sex, or one of those loud moaners?

[Anonymous No.]

so if monster girls are to be found in simmilar habitat as earth's animals - where would you search for your wife? or is she a city slicker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197810
>I can't articulate why my opinion matters, or even what it is, but pls just submit to me pls I'm begging u pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197814
It's hilarious how obvious it is that the screeching is always from the same two posters at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197825
Watch it, he's gonna have a massive meltdown about "the shitposter who is the only guy who doesn't like me" again all while claiming he's being mature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43196889
PT.2

>so
>many
>clothes
>bags and bags of clothes fall into a heap around you as you enter your apartment
>Kiki and her friends pile in right behind and shut your door
>"wow, anon, your place is pretty clean for a guy."
>deciding to just take the compliment from Eve, you just set the excess clothes near the closet
>"wow, you got super mamono cart 8 deluxe?!" Valentine blurted out
>"there she goes with that nerdy stuff again..." says the demon
>"call it what you will, but we are gonna definitely play a couple races!"
>due to the fact you only had enough controllers to let 3 people play, Kiki had to sit out
>"it's okay, anon, I'm not really into video games anyway"
>instead she cleaned up your living room and kitchenette while also cheering you three on
>after barely being able to beat the self proclaimed gamer cupid and the bored demoness getting tired of playing, you decide to call it there with the videogames
>Eve stands and stretches and looks around your apartment
>"hey, girls, I think I got another idea for a game we can play..."
>the other two look at her with intrigue as she points to the closet
>"7 minutes in heaven anyone?"
>before things could get out of hand, you protest that it's getting late and they should be getting home
>"don't be like that, anon!" Valentine interrupts
>"beside, shouldn't you reward Kiki here for cleaning your place up?"
>the kikimora is now blushing while trying to hide her face
>"speaking of, since she didn't get to race, she gets the first turn!"
>before any resistance could be mustered, eve and the cupid shove you and Kiki into the closet
>"and don't come out until we say times up!" Eve says as she shuts the door
>as you eyes adjust to the darkness, you see Kiki staring you down
>her eyes are dilated
>she's blushing, her head might as well be a tomato
>she's panting like a dog
>"f-fuck it!" She says exasperatingly and just starts kissing you
>her perfume is sweet yet not overpowering
>you are powerless as she explores your mouth with her tongue
>her lipstick tastes like coco
>all you can do is try to grab her wrists
>you fail as she grabs your hands and interlock your fingers with hers
>"m-m-mastah..." she blurts in between the kisses
>for what feels like an eternity you sit there making out with Kiki
>then you both are blinded by the light as the door opens
>"times up love birds!" Says valentine
>"p-please! 5 more minutes..." Kiki stampers out, still glued to you
>the cupid manages to pull her off then whispers something into her ear
>after a little bit the kikimora vigorously shakes her head up and down and runs towards your room
>"now with that out of the way..." eve says
>she then kicks the cupid into the closet and shuts the door
>after you adjust to the dark yet again the cupid huffs
>"she didn't need to kick me..."
>"oh yeah, sorry about this being so sudden by the way, it's just that Kiki always talked about you, and the meeting in the mall was just like in those movies and no cupid worth her salt was gonna let a opportunity like that get away!"
>noticing the smudged lipstick all over your face she giggles
>"she probably went a bit feral on you didn't she? How about I go a bit gentle on you, hmm?"
>she wraps her arms around your neck, then her wings to make a soft, feathery cocoon
>her perfume was flowery and relaxing, you felt yourself melt in her arms and wings
>"close your eyes and relax, I won't bite..."
>as you listened to her and closed your eyes, you tasted strawberries
>you gently wrap your arms around her waist which illicits another giggle from her
>soon your tongue slowly intertwined with hers
>your head was in the clouds for what felt like yet another eternity until you were blinded yet again
>"my turn!" Eve said
>"already?" pouted valentine
>"oh well, be a good boy for eve, kay? I got to help our friend in the bedroom." The cupid said as she pecked you on the cheek one last time
>as the pink angel stepped out, the blue demon waltz on in, heels clacking as she did
>the door was shut, leaving her standing over you in the dark
>"you know, if I hadn't carpooled with them, I might've just taken you for myself..."
>she settles herself on top of your lap
>her perfume is heavy and intoxicating
>she cups her hand under your chin as she says in a syrupy voice
>"be a good boy and stick your tongue out for me."
>you reluctantly do so, seeing no way to escape
>"fufufu, good boy~" she says as she wraps her tongue around yours
>her lipstick tastes like a mixture of raspberry and cherries
>kikis kiss was needy
>valentines was passionate
>but eve, if you call her molesting your mouth kissing, then her kisses were just pure lust
>she had grabs your wrists and was forcing your hands to feel her body, moaning into your mouth as she did so
>eventually letting your hands go and feeling you up as well
>after a 3rd eternity of what was essentially foreplay the door was opened by the Kiki and the cupid
>Kiki spoke up "mastah, your bath is ready..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197801
She saw you buying groceries once. She’s been stalking you ever since. Watch out or you and the Missus might get…burned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197825
It's always the same guy screeching and talking about discord. If I may ask, which discord anon? They all have names, after all.
>>43197826
They are definitely as autistic as /monster/ but I don't think maybe people actually use both websites. I think they're just dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197825
>>43197848
Seeing as how you're just shitting up this thread for about half an hour now while everyone else is posting monster girls tells me the real problem here is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197868
The leafs SUCK and you are GAY
all Canadians are gay
The Blue Jays are even more gay but that one Jon Bois documentary was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197861
that's it, I'm putting her on silk cloth and she'll stay there till she apologizes to my missus and me
>>43197855
can't they just all squeeze into the closet? that would be a fun experience for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197847
i think its like three people posting the shit while one is taking the bait and the one that talks about other shit that he wants to bring is the one that starts shit

But that sure is a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197847
>always from the same two posters at best.
The irony is unreal. Somehow a lot of the time someone cries about gatekeeping, there's a dump of EMG pictures with similar filenames and the furshitter also appears to muddy the waters. What a funny coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197887
Oh my God shut up already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197883
>can't they just all squeeze into the closet? that would be a fun experience for everyone
Not a lot of room to maneuver there, they might not even get their turn without some rearranging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197883
No snek x batcat? But tha horny juice only makes her flames hotter…you should attack first. Get the drop on her in a flammable area, that’s her weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197887
>monster girl poster regularly posts in the monster girl thread
>posters that are tired of an extreme minority of perma autists because they can't go elsewhere or learn to ignore things they dislike post about how they dislike the fringe minority of anti-fun losers
Holy shit anon you might have connected the dots on something in your delusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197897
I think everyone arguing needs to cease and talk about pure love with cute monster girls, like God intended.
>>43197902
that's why you need a bigger closet if you are being a little tease to a group of gyarus
>>43197907
I only got one heart my good man, I can only love one woman.
She gets it all and she gets it forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197917
Greenworm needn't worry, she just needs to eat some melon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197924
does it really work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197912
next you'll say gatekeeping is bad or some shit
Go on, we both know you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43196360

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197929
It will definitely make her feel better, melon is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197940
>reddit
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43196889
>>43197855
Damn lewd monsters... Seduce an anon!
Needs rape correction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197912
>I'm so based for attaching random monster girl images to my cancerous posts
Oh look, I can upload images too. Now fuck off and stop trying to turn this thread into another newfag driven shitpile.

[Anonymous No.]

Bow before the eternal dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197936
Why? So I can give you more of an "excuse" to shit up the thread more than you already have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197949
By the glow, that belongs in a museum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197929
It does, I can guarantee that if she eats more melon, she will be satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197748
You're a dumb one aren't you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197946
>being scared of newfags when this thread has had a consistent poster count for years now
Just admit you like shitposting and don't really care about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197949
Are bras to temporary for an eternal dragon?
>>43197965
>>43197942
Gotta pass this idea to the great council of Mwee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197917
Oh noes. Now who will deal with pent up hebi and bat-cat? Dibs on not-bat-cat, I’m allergic to Halloween related PTA meetings, and jumpscares. Please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197954
Nah, it's just usually when you pop.up, you cry aout overlapping fetishes that the gatekeepers should totally ignore or some shit, Im just helping you along
You also forgot to attach a mg inage to your cancerous shitpost. Shame on you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197988
There's nothing wrong with telling easily triggered buffoons like you that if you're unable to ignore or filter posts you don't like because it's posting a fetish you're not a fan of you should likely find a new place to post instead of going on some moral crusade and making this thread unusable. If you really want to die on this hill over a paw fetish maybe you should take a break from the internet.

[Breathfag No.]

Stalker kiki
>Portals open
>Mamono come to our world, yada yada
>No mamono will give you the time of day
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>Notice a gray feather on floor by your bed one day
>Things in the house don't seem to get dirty
>Trash cans never seem to get full
>Notice more and more feathers around the house, all the same gray color
>Turn on computer one day and see a tab open with a Russian google search for cleaning gloves

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197985
I get the Molly, you get the noodle. That's more than fine by me.
>>43198032
Stalker Kiki doesn't have the same meaning, considering that STALKER is associated with these weird fellas running around Chernobyl in the slav lands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198004
And there's nothing wrong with telling you to take your shit fetish to a thread meant for it. I cant imagine anything more pathetic than posting /d/ shit outside /d/ and getting upset when people tell you to fuck off.
>Y-you're making the thread unusable!
Im posting mg images while you're screeching about me, dickgirls and....paws this time?
Yeesh. Talk about projection

[Anonymous No.]

Well since this autist is back I guess it's time to post cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198050
>replying to the scatposter

[Anonymous No.]

I really need to yap less and draw more.
Goodnight lads. And tell these two to stop arguing already.
>>43198087
oh I didn't notice it was him, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

Go on date with bat-cat. She’s interested you aren’t
>”I will be honest with my feelings, Miss Bat-cat….”
>a. Your middle-school leveled sense of terror arouses me, due to a head wound. Please be mine!
>b. My distaste for ‘spooky’ blindfolded ‘gore’ games is smaller than my pity for you. I’ll do it.
>c. Oomukade is harder than you. You’re too soft for me. We’ll always have that liquor store robbery. Take it easy.
>”…may we both live well.”
Which choice did you pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198066
>a thread meant for it.
So now anons can't post about Sandworms? They can't post about Shoggoths, Mindflayers or even Wendigos? Nobody can post about Trumparts or anything regarding Wonderland? I can't imagine being so pathetic that you're utterly incapable of being an adult and hiding monster girl related posts because you have an arbitrary line you refuse to let anyone cross despite being a complete joke to these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198066

[Anonymous No.]

>defeat a dragon
>just do you can make her do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198073
>>43198132
Sooo, next you gonna post that Cathyl monster boy cuck bait like the last time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198162
Dunno what you're talking about, u think you should take your medicine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198129
>so anons arent allowed to post about monstergirls in a monstergirl thread?
Now Im sure you had a clever point to make here.....somewhere....
>y-you arent being an adult and accepting of dickgirls!
lmao how cute! You gonna cry some more about dmcas or something now?

[Anonymous No.]

The problem with Batcat is that she’s a cheeky snobby sadist. She teases and pisses you off and shoots aphrodisiac bullets. This is clearly hatesex with a barely tolerable person. It can only end with you slamming her into wall, asking why did it have to be this way as you hump like rabid animals. Meanwhile, your mind is bluescreening, like it’s shitting out ‘why why mr anderson’s as you yell “WHY CAN’T WE HAVE NORMAL SEX SHELIA!” like a venom fueled maniac. Lounging in the messy wet spot on your neighbor’s porch at 3 in the morning puts it all in a more horrifying light, when all is said and done.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43198171
>Bottle mino sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197855
>>"wow, anon, your place is pretty clean for a guy."
Jokes on them, everyone knows women have the most disgusting habits of anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198177
Sandworms are purely vore fetish bait and most Chaos girls are primarily made for TF bait which I'm pretty sure have threads on /d/ so are you going to massively sperg out whenever monsters like those are posted? If not it seems like you're just making completely arbitrary limits on what can be posted due to your personal sensibilities. You remind me of the loser that used to sperg about yuri despite it being canon in MGE and slews of other monster girl related media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197259
oohh
that's a BIG lass
big huge strong girls are my absolute weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198210
Friendly reminder that vore is an approved MGE fetish that KC has explicitly endorsed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197977
>Are bras to temporary for an eternal dragon?
She's not used to all our newfangled invention like bras or the printing press.
Also, holding up your boobs with your claws is a proud ryu tradition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198210
Mge is better now, because mamono don’t usually orgasm. They are sexless dolls until dick activation. Then the orgasm button is on, corn cobbed and chambered. All of their previous sex was either non-existent, or joyless and routine. According to KC schizophrenia, that is. Kinda petty and spiteful, really.

[Anonymous No.]

She found it at last!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198171
Yep, that's you, same images of Cathyl with same filenames every time this whining about gatekeeping appears
>>/jp/thread/S43105764#p43116914
Hopefully you'll get banned again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198257
Her fat boobs were blocking her view of it the whole time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197949
>More like eternal HAG-on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198270
>anon can't tell what gelbooru filenames are
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198281
She just needed a different perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198257
Of course a Cheshires surprised reaction would be yiiking out, they can't help themselves when memes and mischief is part of their blood

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or have this thread become even more instant on taking low quality bait?
Back i the day people just told you to fuck off, one person made a way to long post explaining why the bait was wrong and that was that. Now we need to have hour long spats about every little thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198285
There's shitton of little "coincidences" about your posts that make them so recognizable, change things around if you are going to do the same thing for the fourth fucking time in a row.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl would you ghost out of dating? If you don’t nope out, you will be claimed during the date. Who did you leave for your fellow anons to pick up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198329
This. I don't know if we got stupider or if we just got bored, but we do need to have better gatekeeping in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198333
Mantango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198332
Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198345
>if we just got bored
probably this
>we do need to have better gatekeeping in these threads.
Problem is that it's the gatekeepers taking the bait and not realizing they are getting baited. And it's really fucking hard to tell someone who thinks they are gatekeeping that they are actively making the situation worse.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43198358
I am weak to cow breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198350
>not walking all around with the moronically grinning bio-cognitive plague
How heartless and unreasonable of you. Reject cognition, return to fungi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198361
>should've said "Fox you"

[Anonymous No.]

taking requests

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198329
>>43198345
Maybe because trolls used to be banned sometimes (dunno about dumbasses feeding them) and now getting banned without posting very specific things is a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
Something something devil bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
Cait sith knocking a water glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
Mindflayer turning her husband into a squid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
I'm gonna be bold. Baphomet with a mature, muscular body like an Amazoness or Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
Anon has caught a mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198389
>They look like big strong hands, don’t they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198389
Trolls have never gotten banned really. Getting banned without strait up spamming is really fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198210
>>Sandworms are vore
lmao this bad faith shitpost again?
>are you going to massively sperg out whenever monsters like those are posted?
Why would I sperg out about monstergirls in a monstergirl thread? You sound upset. Are you ok retard?
>If not it seems like you're just making completely arbitrary limits on what can be posted due to your personal sensibilities.
next you'll argue incubi are monsterboys or some shit. The lengths you're reaching to justify your dickgirls and paws fetish is just adorable!
>yuri
What are you talking about? Not that it matters since mge monsters need spirit energy to exist so sooner or later they'll gang up on a guy. It's the fate of all yuri in mge so trying to push a yuri angle in this setting seems really dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
Lizard girl losing at a videogame to anon.
Or just lizard girl playing video games in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
holst tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
Bogey sleeping into some sleeping anon's bed for some gentle spooning

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198411
Who cares, this is 4chan. Ride the wave to the convo you want. Like surfer Selkie hippies, barefoot with a creel of brownies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198429
*bogey slipping

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198417
>can't argue against any of the points so he has to go for personal attacks
Well thanks for proving you only care about "verboten" fetishes when they're ones you personally dislike. So by that logic since I don't give a shit what people post so long as it's monster girl related and SFW then any anons posting about futa monster girls (something KC even said can happen if you want to go that route) are fine to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198257
what is she gonna do with this fisho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
Kejourou cleaning her hubby's ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
Mayor Zombie clinging to her bodyguard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
Honey bee showing anon how bees use dance moves to communicate

[Anonymous No.]

>walking through the streets with her
>holding her paw
>letting her lead you wherever takes her interest
>seeing her get impatient and pouty when you can't keep up once she hits the rooftops

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
Tactical Kiki cleaning squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198408
And that's a good thing!
>>43198411
I dunno, mods were never very active, but I could swear they used to step in more in the past. Maybe that's not it, but I doubt I'm gonna get anywhere speculating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
Drunk Tanuki Auntster teasing you only to get a taste of her own medicine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
Dragon Commander and Space Outlaw Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198462
I didn't vote for Mayor Zombie! She's an illegally elected official!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198329
>boredom
>grouped trolling efforts
>actual reactionaries getting worse here modelling themselves on how KC himself keeps getting angrier
Take your pick, they're probably all right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198463
>Honey Bee girl puts on 'Apple Bottom Jeans' and starts twerking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198501
You need to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
>>43198482
Drunk auntster or momster coming home from a company party to their favorite nephew/son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43196366
Uh, why is Miss Griffon carrying around a handful of mice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198649
Protector of all things smaller than her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198449
>something KC even said can happen if you want to go that route
KC also said they'll never appear in official material. Wonder why shitposters always leave that part out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198649
Her pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198515
No, but I will try to draw cait sith again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198664
Which is irrelevant, that just means people can't treat it as something officially in the setting. By this logic should anons cease posting about MGE in modern times since it's not officially part of the setting? However something that IS officially part of the setting are those potions that turn you into a literal animal so I guess this means bestiality is just fine now so long as it's related to monster girls and their husbands. Also need I remind you this isn't an MGE thread? While it's largely what's posted thanks to spergs like you ruining any other form of monster girl discussion it's not the end all be all.

[Anonymous No.]

>humans discussing dragons
"Man, fuck dragons"
>dragons discussing humans
"Man, fuck dragons"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198703
I will not fuck dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198387
I second >>43198395

Miss D.B. is a hot mess and the world needs to know it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197855
Final PT.

>you woke up the next morning sore
>three monsters does that to you
>you felt the wings of valentine and eve wrapped around you
>Kiki must be in the kitchen preparing breakfast
>this is your life now



Few years later
>after graduating college, you and eve got a comfortable position at a monster friendly company that gave great benefits for married couples
>valentine has a stay at home position with a matchmaking service, typical of cupids
>she does have a blog on the side about living life as part of a harem, and often answers questions other monsters might have
>Kiki is your typical stay at home mom
>you also can't forget that your kids
>there's Katy, your oldest daughter a kikimora, at 16 you trust her with stuff such as being in charge when you or the wives ain't home much to the chagrin of the next child
>she's prim and proper like any other kikimora though you have seen her angry side more often than you'd like
>either way her grades are good and she has a bright future
>middle child is rose, a cupid, 13
>despite her delicate name, she's as much of a tomboy as a girl can get
>prefers her slingshot over any bow valentine has tried to give her
>her most recent stunt thus far was to speed up her flying lessons by jumping off the roof, which landed one of her arms in a cast which is signed by her childhood friend
>you're really worried what trouble rose is gonna get that boy into when they're older
>and then there's the youngest, anon Jr. at 1 year old
>that's right, a boy, eve wouldn't have believe it either if she wasn't the one that popped him out
>all of the missus' baby him too much for your tastes, however he is the youngest (not counting those still in the ovens) and boys birthed by monsters are extremely rare so his moms are just being extra protective
>while you were hesitant at first, you'd never trade this for anything in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>43197732
this hebi is cute because she doesn't have that goofy haircut and dumb smug yan face
Hebi like this gets a kiss and my hand in marriage, no stalking needed

[Anonymous No.]

Slow anal intercourse with thick lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198696
>that just means people can't treat it as something officially in the setting
So.....not canon.
>something that IS officially part of the setting are those potions that turn you into a literal animal so I guess this means bestiality is just fine now so long as it's related to monster girls and their husbands.
Except bestiality is clearly /d/. You cant try pin that on me, little shitposter. Hell, I figured you learned your lesson when you got banned for it last time
>Also need I remind you this isn't an MGE thread?
No need, that's why you're posting emg here, after all
>ruining any other form of monster girl discussion
and yet here I am gleefully posting monstergirls while you're busy screaming about me, dickgirls, paws and now, bestiality and how those should be allowed here even though there's a thread on /d/ specifically for that because.....you say so?
You're too cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198719
I will search far and wide for the Dragon with the largest, most impressive looking horns, and then make a passing comment of "She'd be cuter if her horns were a little bigger."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198703
>post online that you think Dragons are just permavirgin man-haters that probably suck at sex
>your replies and notifications are quickly flooded by Dragons using fake accounts to spam you with "totally unbiased" articles about how perfect dragons are and how wonderfully they treat their husbands while demanding you apologize

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198742
Just go back to ineffectively screeching about innocuous posts, anon. I'm sure one day you'll get your completely vague ideal thread you refuse to elaborate on because it'll show you as the hypocrite that you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198732
It's amazing how much difference a change in hairstyle can make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198732
>>43198768
Athlete Shiro yans hard in the paint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198775
Muscle Shirohebi would be the one to get me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198760
see >>43198066
The pitiful passive-aggressive seethe really suits you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43196360

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198832
Yuuka looks different today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198728
Very cozy ending

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Post American Mamono. Or Amerimono, as everyone calls them.
> You can see her eating french fries in a car.
> VERY American!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198896
>tfw no cute harpy gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198896
I wish I had a cute American gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43196829
Not true, should our glorious purple snake win the skies will darken, and the kingdoms of sand will become a (more) depraved paradise of decadence and pleasure!

[Anonymous No.]

rip fox, she never scored

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199042
I'd score with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199042
Reminder that any undead monsters that died a virgin will be paired up with a man by the state. No monster left behind!

[Anonymous No.]

Since the monsters know if you lie about this, what if you tell your Pyrow "friend" that you've been slaying pussy regularly for years, but she's actually the one who took your virginity and now you never want to go to bed with any woman who isn't her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199042
>Your home is now haunted by the eternally virgin fox ghost
Congrats on your new roommate who is too awkward to seduce a mofubrain despite being a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199060
She'd know but she'd still play along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199059
>haunted by a ghost loli
>she's hot

[Anonymous No.]

Man, painted foxes sure are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199042
>>43199059
What the fuck kind of excuse does a monster that looks like this have for not scoring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199106
>hey kid, do you know anything about primordial religions pre-dating shintoism?
>no?
>perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199112
Dunno, ask Dragon Zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199060
I mean, that'd be fitting.
> Miss Pyrow says you're just friends.
> You say that you're just friends.
> She has your back EVERY TIME you claim to be slaying so much pussy on the weekends your nickname is "Cervical Cancer."
> And obviously you have to explain OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN that YES, you and her are technically married, but there's a big tax deduction in it, and you're doing her a solid by getting all her kids on your insurance.
> Yes, you probably shouldn't be impregnating your friend every 10 - 12 months, but it's just a series of accidents and it's REALLY hard to date as a single mom.
> So you help out in the dick department sometimes!
> Anyways, the point is that you are scoring all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198101
I choose to kiss the dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199106
Gonna wash all that goofy paint off of her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198404

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199154
goat crunches

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199129
Kiss her where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199174
inner thigh usually

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199154
She needs a haircut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43196360
>"Be very very quiet. I'm hunting OpFor, hehehehe~"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198725
I’m fine with this. I always remember rule no 1: bring a towel. That and old laundry are often exactly what they need for a given situation. The marvelous splendor of nature, in all her electrified fence wetting glory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199154
would you go the a gym run by the sabbath?
i'd at least check it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198896

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199174
Worst start to a Disney song ever. The turtle villain’s masochist show tune was obviously better.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43199154
>Muscular Bapho-chan
I didn't know I needed this

[Anonymous No.]

Mamono want only one thing. To whip IT out. Their songs, because a song is often a prelude…to a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199193
no she needs kisses

>>43199261
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199154
Cute hairstyle and midriff

[Anonymous No.]

>>43198664
Only TF shall reign supreme over all fetishes in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199290
Gazer-chan is whipping it out right now.
She's even got her hands on it!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199112
Extreme ego, pridefulness to the max.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199426
tail could use some more volume

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys do if your wife gets addicted to level draining you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199520
continue having sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199174
The cheek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199520
Divorce.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the salamander's constant rival fight thing but need a girl who appreciates naval warfare and will engage in cat-and-mouse fights on the high seas like in Master and Commander

[Anonymous No.]

>>43196360

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199527
But anon I'm tired!
>>43199532
>Thinking you can divorce a monster
Anon you're gonna get chained to the basement wall and level drained till you're negative 4 million

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199548
>Pirate salamander
Do you think she'd hate the water

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199579
Not if I leave in the middle of the night leaving only a note saying I'm moving in with a friend until the divorce papers come in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199623
>Tfw the so called friend is a Hebi
You’re extra fucked if this is the case there is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199631
>think you're safe with Hebi friend, she has a boyfriend now after all!
>ties you in an unbreakable knot and hand delivers you back to your wife the second you say the word "divorce" in the same sentence as your wife's name
Monsters always have each other's back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199631
Can you even imagine the righteous anger a hebi would feel at the idea of divorce?
She might be your friend, Anon, but she will never let you divorce.
It goes against everything a hebi stands for.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster butts should always be filled with a toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199606
I'd imagine she would which makes it a mystery how she keeps escaping the islands Captain Anon maroons her on when he stops her raids on the East India Company's ships.

[Anonymous No.]

bake new bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199689
We wait until the current one dies newfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199656
>tell Hebi friend that things have been getting a bit rough with your wife and you're not sure what to do with her anymore
>eyes start slowly turning into slits as you go on until she eventually snaps and carves your wife's name in hebifire

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199262
I'm sad it's not the Dixie bikini one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199428
Very large non-penis metaphor. Not as big as my non-metaphorical penis, of course. These silly women and their small non-penis metaphors.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/LWnNNKIEnKk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199548
Hellhound apparently. Idk.

[Anonymous No.]

Which underrated monster do you think deserves more love? I personally think Akaname and Vamp Mosquito are pretty top tier but never get any art.

[Anonymous No.]

We're past the ability to bump the thread.
BUT.
We're NEVER past the ability to find a bargain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199781
Sally Graves isn't paying me for this. I'm just a big fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199774
Nereid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199781
I get yandere vibes from this lich…I want her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199787
Such a great store. Such a great sales lady!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199790
Are those her shoes or her actual feet I am confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199774
Honey dipper or bloods thief? Hmm. I needs my bloods. Honey dipper it is! Any hypothetical footage of our usual night will be rated RRR and banned from public sale in 47% of the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199774
I'm not usually a harpy fan, but music bird is super cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199795
Also, Zombies are a cute. A cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199774
Kunoichi's. I'm surprise no one likes ninja girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199774
>literal shit eater and the inferior Vampire
They deserve nothing

[Anonymous No.]

I wish all art was coded so that if the content of it or anything by the artist or anybody he knows has done something against thread rules then it would refuse to post as a link or be capable of being uploaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199806
Although honestly I'm a sucker for all undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199817
What's in the BOX?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199817
>batchelor

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199813
Or use your brain and screen, instead of asking for a destructive solution. Might be worth a stretch of consideration, y’know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199781
>nothing
>>43199787
>>43199795
>>43199806
>>43199817
>>43199822
>spamming the shitty yurifag artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199822
A ghoul is fine, too!
> Real talk, more than fine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43196360
>Portals Open Up
>Society becomes overwhelmed but allows humans to continue doing their thing provided they do not attack MGs
>[YOU] are selected to host a randomly selected Mamono from a lottery: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>You are allowed to re-roll once but must also flip a coin if you choose to do so Heads means you have to take care of the one you wanted to pass up AND the one you rolled

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199830
Maybe zombies and ghouls aren't your style! That's fine. Options abound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199813
I know this is probably just a joke post but wouldn’t a lot of art be cut if that happened. For people make other things besides MGE and 100% vanilla content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199828
huh, dunno how that extra greentext got attached to my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199774
Vamp mosquito

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199828
Anon, I'm genuinely begging you learn to compartmentalize It will make life more enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199844
Although honestly I think maybe they're not happy options at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199852
Posting that fag is like posting buck-satan. It just outs you as an obivous newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199830
That ghoul looks sweet, I'll take 12

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199859
Who wants to be buried, after all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199804
>delicious caramel skin
>big fluffy wings
>smells like heaven
>thick
>nipple spikes
Criminal how under rated these birbs are

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199866
Come one, come all! Your future wife is dying to meat you!

Get it? MEAT? The dying thing was ALSO a pun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199833
>Lamia
>Slpyh
I feel like there is going to be a massive amount of tension

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199833
>jinko
>coin toss into Succubi
>tails
>roll again
>Houri
>heads
I would like to refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199877
Huh. That's weird that we have this image in the advertisement. I mean the post I am putting out entirely of my own free will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199862
>buck-satan
I haven’t gonna through all of that guys stuff but what did he do that was against thread “rules” or was he just a bad artist at body proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199833
Hebi. Time to pencil in my stalker, before she sets my dick on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199886
Oh, geez. Sally is definitely going to fire me over this.

Uh, I mean, ignore this! It's all good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199833
>Rata
Hopefully there’s no conflict with my large dogs because I’d be more than fine with a face full of fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199887
*Gone* mistyped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199884
You can't Anon, you will enjoy your wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199887
>guy
buck was some dumb deadbeat slut that wigged out and declared MGE was misogynistic then stopped drawing last I checked. There you go, newfaggot you got the spoonfeeding you wanted.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43199830
>I'll take 5 of your most violent ghouls
>Yes, and I'll take the deadlyweds suite for 1 month
>Yes, the one with boarded up doors and windows, so no one can get out
>Go ahead and release them in there
>I'll go in afterwards and you shut the door behind me.
>No, no, no. Don't give me or them a key. Lock us in.
>Oh, and if you hear screams or pleas or anything of the sort, ignore it.
>Yep, just let us out when our stay is over.
>Yes indeed, I am a madman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199904
It's too late, I've already moved out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199705
Y'know the fact hebis can make it impossible for you to get off to anyone but your wife is kinda scary. Imagine a hebi with hypnosis, they'd be able to take your mind and body, terrifying, and hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199845
Yes, I want this to become a made 41 days ago thread with 16 posts to punish everyone.
>>43199827
Destruction is the idea as I'd rather it all burn down so the idiocy of all the bullshit I scroll through every thread gets thrown back in their face like shit because it's what they wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199909
Lt. Barclay, you're going to have to stop disengaging safety protocols on your holodeck adventures. Dr. Crusher is getting suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199833
>get ignis
>reroll into glacies
>flip heads
Is this some kind of joke? Did Eros just prank me by putting me into a rom-com?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199935
A song of ice and fire!
And like a really confusing sauna-like bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199922
Could also be worked into something really sweet
>Anon is working himself to the bone since it's the only thing he thinks he's good for anymore
>Hebi hypnotizes him to think she's his loving wife and instead of going into work today he's gonna say home relaxing while she takes care of his every need
>Immediately calls into his place of work after she gets him into her bed for a nap to say Anon is quitting effective immediately and to never call him again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199916
Oh anon, anon, anon. You've already been marked by them, if they don't find you the MGC police will. You'll be put under house arrest and loaded with aphrodisiacs until you love your wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199909
This effeminate man can’t take a month of orgies with 5 girls. You would literally die in the trailer park, anon. A dozen girls every lunch break, is standard for factory husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199906
Ah okay I would think it would be the other way around but that’s just me since monster girls are powerful beings.
That they would be misandrists at least a sexual version of it instead of the hatred one, but I’m not fully serious with this kind of stuff in MGE and is just a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199926
What a man chooses to do in the holodeck is his own business. Barclay's programs sound way more fun than another Dr. Moriarty adventure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199941
That's sweet
>She coils around you each night and gazes deeply into your eyes with her glowing red eyes
>She just fills you with a deep sense of love and happiness
>You love her more than anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199952
Hellhounds only want to fight and fuck. Maybe some of us have the hearts of poets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199964
> thinks hellwans can't into poetry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199922
>>43199958
WANG FIRE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199939
>too hot to fall asleep at night
>freezing cold wakes you up every morning
>constant fights that they demand you mediate
>everything turns into a competition for your love
>any food they cook for you is burnt to hell or frozen solid
HELP

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199943
>Anon has to either fight off a Jinko, a Succubus and the living embodiment of Eros' love for humanity
>Or an entire armed and trained squadron of monster girl cops ready to forcefeed him enough raging mushrooms to kill a man so he'll finally fuck his "wives"

[Anonymous No.]

Hot, sweaty, steamy sex with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199971
>only one original line
>stereotypically about sex
What is she going to do next, eat a chunk of raw meat, grope her crotch, and howl at my codpiece?

[Anonymous No.]

>you have been permitted to join the dragon worship club

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199991
What did I do to be "permitted"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199947
Unless she is making anti-MGE art I don't see why we should care about some internet drama.
if we stopped posting anything from every artist that has said something retarded on twitter we might as well not bother posting anything. Let her seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200000
You exist. Prepare to be annexed by Dragonia. It was those digits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199991
I'm a permanent member of the Go-home club at school

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200008
Would you learn to read you retarded faggot? Buck is fucking gone and thank fuck for that. If you want to be a sniveling bitch and still post that whore's shitty art go ahead I'll still call you a faggot for it along with everyone else who actually had to deal with that dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200009
That's just kidnapping! They can't do that, it's illegal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199976
Just cuddle them, all monsters are weak to cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200014
I don't care about your internet grudge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199991
Sweet
Dragons are cool

[Anonymous No.]

Post pics of your hungriest ghouls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200036
Lurk more or get the fuck out, newfaggot. If you're that spineless to post art from some dumb druggie slut that wasn't even a good artist then do it somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199800
They really do have fins for feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200056
Kinda forgot about them so was just checking still weird though.

[Anonymous No.]

how come it just morning and now its like nighttime now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199774
Aka-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199810
I understand your dislike for Akaname because she probably wants to eat your ass, but why Vamp Mosquito? She's cute, and the entry literally says they're excellent mothers. I understand they're clingy, but that's most monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200000
You have to get pents on an anonymous anime imageboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200079
I hate bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200042
Eros give her chewiest men to her hungriest ghouls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200079
i don't like the noise they make and i find itching to be an unpleasant feeling.
still would end up marrying one if she targeted me but whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200079
I bet all Vamp Mosquito husbands are sugar and candy addicts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200085
Submit to bugs
Breed bugs
Love bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200050
I've lurked for years. I've seen the original spergout weeks ago.
Again
Why should I care?
Stop dragging your eceleb drama here. Stop being obsessed with the lives of random tards.
Bye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200097
No
No
and No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200101
>I've lurked for years
Sure anon, that's why you're acting like a catty faggot over something we all figured out when it actually happened. If she wanted to be a dumb bitch and shit on MGE and monster girls as a whole then she can eat shit and her art can go in the trash where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200085
All bugs? I get hating on mosquitos, but what about majestic spider cows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200111
That’s a arachnid not a bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200111
I would genuinely try to kill myself if I was cornered by a spider girl if I didn't have a heart attack first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200027
There's no good way to cuddle. One side is going to be freezing, the other will be sweltering. Peace is a thing of the past for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43200102
Wasn't asking Anon

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>>43200118
Well that's my answer! Bugs can find someone else cause I'm not one of them!

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>>43200114
Education cow bait

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>>43200097
Bug sex...

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>>43199991
Gonna correct those dragon children.

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>>43200116
"Remove arachnophobia" is one of the most common treatments at the mindflayer clinic. They even have a special chair that can hold a man who has been cocooned.

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>>43200129
I hate mindflayers too...

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Arachnophobia is a hate crime,

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this makes my pp become the big pp ariga-thanks

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>>43200114
She's technically not an arachnid because she straight up does not have enough legs.
Also, the term "bug" is often used colloquially to cover arthropods in general.

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>>43200137
Says who?!

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>>43200079
>his bunghole is scared of a tongue
What a pansy. Not dominating your waifu with all parts of yourself is sad and pathetic.

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>>43200116
What if she danced at you for your affection like a peacock spider, just imagine it twerking colorful spider women.

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>>43200152
I gotchu senpai.

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>>43200152
Does she still have the scary spider bits including the spot where a possible hidden spider face is ready to rip into my flesh and eat my alive is waiting for me to get close? Then my opinion remains the same.

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>>43200150
Spiders, don't worry though they won't get super upset. They'll relish the challenge of making you their spider slut

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>>43200152
Man, I'm reminded of those weird-ass mating dances different animals have
Now imagining a bird of paradise harpy doing an elaborate dance

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>>43200162
I'm moving back home to Order Town if they're going to be like this! At least I won't have to worry about any giant spiders there!

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>>43200116
did you know some jumping spiders can initiate a hug from over 30 body lengths away?

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>>43200171
Yeah and all I have to do is get a good smack on my head once and I'm gone.

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>>43200140
I mean I do count eight legs but maybe those front ones are just for show rather than real legs like a spider has.

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>>43200150
The law

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>>43200152
“Sexy” dancing has always looked at best stupid if not outright unattractive to me, twerking especially, they have no power over me.

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>>43200185
I'm gonna write derogatory things on Mayor Lilim's election posters!

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>>43200161
Actual spiders have to slurp up their food by injecting it with venom that liquidates it, then sucking it up.
So a spider mamono is definitely not going to do that to you. In fact, she's likely to be orally fixated.

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>>43200131
You sound like a bully, anon. You know who deals with bullies around here?
>>43200151
I personally don't have any problem with it. If she was into it I'd let her. Everybody seems to have some weird fetish.

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>>43200185
hiding the coom poster before the cockrectional officers perform an inspection of my household!

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>>43200191
So a woman swaying her hips around doesn’t get you going I don’t know I think you might be gay.

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>>43200208
bellydance is okay but i'm more there for hips and belly than the dancing.

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>>43200170
Oh they're still there anon. You just don't see them

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>>43200201
That’s good. Akaname-cham and I won’t have to fuck like filthy animals in your parents house to make them regret very specific life decisions. Also , we can get you horsepussi.

[Anonymous No.]

what monstergirl for larping the most degenerate of fantasies: the old pump-n-dump?

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>>43200201
>You sound like a bully, anon.
Now that's just untrue! Disliking something doesn't mean you're a bully. I just don't want anything to do with Flayers/Chaos girls, Spiders, anything living underwater actually, any monster that flies or any monster girl that's from a stereotypical "royalty" race!

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>>43200159
>jumping spider locks eyes with you at a festival
>puts on the most dazzling display you've ever seen
>moves like water
>drop dead gorgeous and uses her colorful fan to its fullest
>dances around you for what feels like hours
>covered in a mist of sweat by the time she's done
>only when she finishes and flourishes her hands do you realize that there's something glinting on her fingers
>yanks her arms across her body
>the threads she laid while dancing constrict around your body
>slings you over your shoulder and tells you that if you thought those moves were good, you're going to LOVE the ones she's about to show you

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>>43200184
Technically they're the chelicerae, at least as best I can tell from trying to match up spider parts with traditional depictions of the Ushi-Oni, who typically presented with 6 legs:
https://yokai.com/ushioni/

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>>43200227
So cow or sheep bait than.

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>>43200198
I've seen spiders do exactly what I described anon and I'm telling you I don't really care WHAT they do. I'm still not going near a spider girl for exactly the reason I specified and if one entered the same room I'm in I'd go out the window.

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>>43200238
Spider bait. Your fear only turns them on

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>>43200238
If Miss Arachne has to come get you through the window, she's bringing some mighty lovemaking with her.
I'm not REALLY trying to freak you out, but spider girls trigger something primal in me--I'm afraid of them, too, but it's part of what makes me want one to dominate me.

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>>43200230
I don’t like how that Ushi-Oni is nearby water gives me the idea that MGE Ushi-Onis can swim across seas to get to different continents without the worry of a boat, that they are semi aquatic monsters.

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>>43200219
What does this even mean

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>>43200208
Go watch street apes shake their ass at every opportunity and tell me you don’t feel disgust.

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>>43200079
The noise and the itching from their bites.
>>43200151
Not him but my aversion to stuff involving the anus is purely hygienic. I guess in MGE with mamono mana and whatnot that shouldn't be an issue.

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>>43200246
No that's a load of crap! There's a certain level of hate where it goes from correction bait to "okay he has no interest in us we will leave him alone" and I'm far past that level!

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>>43200222
Snow Harpy, the most hardcore monstergirl. Colonoscopy-chan is unable to match the brutal invasiveness of the Snow Harpy. Even Dark Elf decides to stick to using dog potions on the weekends, rather than even *consider* the most gonzo monster x man roleplay /d/epravity possible. The depravity of the Snow Harpy, which can turn Tentacle-chan, dominator of mamono, into a blushing shocked mess. Snow Harpy: she’ll love and she’ll…

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>>43200265
Anon, you posted a spider image. You have spider images on your computer.
> Can you show us on the doll where you want the spider to touch you?

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>>43200250
It’s a South Park reference to: smearing walls with shit to induce regret, eating meat, and teaching a pony interesting oral skills. This was a single episode btw. That says it all really.

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>>43200248
Based anon, me too. Spiders scare the fuck outta me, the idea of a spider girl raping me until I break is so nice. Especially if they bully me for getting so turned on by something I fear

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>>43200263
Apes…

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>>43200276
Not the same thing at all. The only thing I want a spider to touch is someone else and staying the hell away from me! I'm not gonna end up like some shriveled husk after having my organs sipped out!

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>>43200280
Damn urban Kakuen! Calling me things I don't understand!

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>>43200291
Don't walk into alleys, one will just hang from a fire escape and snag you.

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>>43200284
OOoooooooooh, I get it. You're tsundere for spiders. Not a problem for Miss Ushi to work through.

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>>43200297
>impending death
>death
Not really selling the whole "spiders are totally good don't be scared" thing very well, are you?

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>>43199833
>Ignis
I don't think this is possible, my house will burn down.

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>>43200300
La Petite Mort, mon cheri.

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>>43200296
But they're barely chest height to me! They shouldn't be THAT strong!

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>>43200264
The list of what an Akaname would feel aversion to is probably very small. (You) wouldn’t mind, either through magic hygiene, or an inability to care. Both are technically equivalent as far as Akaname are concerned, because bathroom stall surprise rape is her joie de vivre. But sometimes details are important, to anons. Funny that.

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>>43200265
>Has an Ushi oni pic
Sounds like we have a tsundere spider fan...they'll make you honest anon

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>>43200309
i don't speak mucus toad...

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>>43200314
Gook Spider.

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>>43200309
>Pepe le pew tank obliviously bulldozing shit as she sedately hops after anon.
Would watch 6/10.

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>>43200322
Don't be too sure, buddy.
https://homegrown.extension.ncsu.edu/2022/06/joro-spider-just-the-facts/

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>>43200314
I am honest. Just cause I have a spider picture saved doesn't mean I don't hate being around them from the bottom of my heart!

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>>43200314
kind of a ripoff you only get spider for half the day with ms jorogumo

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>>43200329
Still gook spider just took a trip to find (You).

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>>43200335
If you're submissive enough she will be Best Girl more and more of the time. You just gotta earn her love.

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>>43200230
There is so much stuff in Japanese folklore that looks way too goofy to be as terrifying as it's supposed to be.

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>>43200340
>night face is best
Lilim_cocked_eyebrow.meme

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>Fall for the return to monke meme
>Waifu has destroyed 10 ushi-rated bed frames
>Snapped 20 bunkie boards
>Disfigured 7 mattresses
>In this month alone
>Try to take her anywhere that isn’t the bedroom
>Bend her over the kitchen table only for her to snap it like a twig
>Fuck on her the tiled floor and end up breaking most of them
>Try it out in the backyard only to end up with craters everywhere
>And this is when I’m taking the initiative and end up on top
>Last time I let her ride me the home collapsed like a bunch of cards
Where do I buy G-rank building materials or do I consign myself to truly returning to monke and doing it in the woods from now on?

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Gungoat

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>>43200424
EXTREMELY American Mamono.

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>>43200424
I see this gote is dressed for easy handling

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>>43200418
are you sure you didn't fuck a space monkey, anon? not calling her fat, but it sounds like she's more... dense in the caboose than the average kauken

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>>43200418
>>43200456
Careful when it comes to space Kakuens. I heard if they go gold your pelvis might never recover...

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>>43200291
>kakuen in skin tight yoga pants does that leg kabedon thing
Is there any way to escape this? Asking for a friend. Say she had a really thick ass too (this part is important)

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Monsters are scary so I'm gonna stay inside with the curtains closed

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>>43200291
I would do unspeakable things to her butthole

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>>43200424
i appreciate the standard issue leotard

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>>43200511
>Is there any way to escape this?
Kiss her, dummy.

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>>43200581
Ok, where?

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>>43200543
Go hug your safety blanket, it'll keep you safe.
>Monsters break in just to see Anon cuddling an extremely buff, tall Itten Momen.

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>>43200588
Her face! She's left it wide open!

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What happens when you go to Monster court to stand trial?

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>>43200619
kangaroo court

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>>43200640
Whew, boy, that is NOT the preferred nomenclature.

They're called jiangshi.

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Malef-chan please come out already.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that headpatting a loli gives them a buff for a few turns in combat.
This stacks with you being declared an oniichan to give them super buffs.

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>>43200610
I'll give her a kiss on the cheek ifyouknowwhatimsayin

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>Middle of a summer thunderstorm
>A torrential downpour, the kind that would be a cause of serious concern if it wasn't caused by the Ryu who lives down the street finding a husband
>Came out of nowhere too, bit of a dick move to not put out a warning or something she was gonna flood the neighborhood
>Suddenly there is a crack of thunder that shakes the building
>You think your home was just struck directly by lightning
>Look outside to make sure no freak fires started or anything, freaky monster magic or not
>See a raiju lazing in the hammock you put up in in the backyard for summer naps, naked from the waist up and cracking open one of the beers from your fridge

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>>43200683
Ew, the beer is gonna get all watered down.

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>>43200693
You would think that until she chugs it in one go before falling asleep.

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>>43200677
can i headpat my kiki so she gets buffs for her chores? cleaning is battling right?

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>>43200683
>get caught in a flash flood after it started raining suddenly
>washed away
>screaming for help as you're whisked away by the current
>flow carries you onto the steps of a shrine, grab the hand rail and pull yourself out of the water
>temple opens
>ryu with really red eyes is staring at you in confusion
>tv is playing the "young love summer movie marathon"
>sake bottles and used tissues everywhere

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Post your best pics of regal pharaohs!

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>>43200802
Pharaohs are dumb.

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>Raiju myth has them getting shot with lightning arrows to wake them up when they are sleeping
>They are shot by Raijin the lightning god
>Raiju napping outside gets struck by lightning, spends next hour yelling at the sky

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>>43200827
>I SET THE ALARM FOR NINE THIRTY NOT SIX THIRTY

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>>43200804
>t. Miss Apep

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>>43200802
coolest girl in school

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>>43200834
The grape snake is even dumber!

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>>43200837
More like most likely to have sucked off the entire class before the end of the first week of school.

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good morning sirs, if only irl psychotic stalkers were as cute and sweet as Hebi

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>>43200872
hebi is the cutest around, who needs those other girls?

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>>43200891
You'll be loved even if she has to hold you at a gunpoint.
Captcha: HHAG4

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>>43200716
I'm not sure how it would affect her cleaning, but the headpat buffs will probably make her cooking phenomenal enough to buff you in return.

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>>43200891
Don’t get sassy. Everyone knows lamia are nerds. She can’t protect you when she’s digesting 1/5 of a cow for lunch every day.

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>>43200901
Didn't mean to reply and used the wrong image.
But would definitely take Luvia dark mage

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>>43200775
>Hadalpelagic Queen Ryu all alone at her shrine at the deepest part of the ocean watching cheesy romance movies
I can fix her

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>>43200849
>damage control

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>>43200891
But I would pick hebi everyday over a schizo 3dpd, too bad she's too lazy to open the portals for us to see each other
>>43200912
that's a very good drawing, very cute

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>>43200927
She must contemplate this statement in solitude.

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>>43200901
Are Finnish girls Monsters?

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>>43200943
>hebi
>lazy about (you)
She's right behind you anon

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>>43200912
I bet I could out shoot that dork

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If ever some single monsters ask me what boy they can date and try to fuck or proactive-date. I'm gonna tell them they can try Eichi Tenshouin from Ensemble Stars. Truly a charming young man who is the executive of an boyband company who's never done anything wrong and never has.

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>>43200987
>she says WRONG
>proceeds to rape you

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>>43200993
NTA, but surely if a mamono did literally ask what guy you know they can try dating and fucking, wouldn't they go for (your) recommendation or any guy you tell them is worth a try and not expect them to assault you? I mean, they'd be asking you if you know anyone else. Not talking about you.

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>>43201009
What if it was just a trick to see if you had the self confidence to recommend yourself and by not doing so you failed.

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>>43201009
They would only truly ask that if you are already married, if you're single it's a trap

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>>43201059
Nonsense, monsters are honest ladies.

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>>43201063
>he has never heard of foxes
>he has never heard of cheshires
>he has never heard of monsters
you dumb anon, name one that isn't trying to get into your pants

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>>43201077
I have a hebi neighbor who is purely platonic! We just hangout and she also helps keep other monster girls at bay. It's strange how often I see her during the day sometimes though

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This fox sits next to you and just stares at you
What do

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>>43200952
Can I sit behind her and wait for her to finish contemplating? I can be really quiet and let her have her peace, I just wanna make some popcorn and watch some of her favorite movies with her.

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>>43201103
Hebis would be the worst offender of "trustworthy" monsters, if one talks to you you are already married to her

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>>43201116
What if I talk to an already married hebi?

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>>43201077
You're supposed to eat oranges for breakfast! Not stuff them in your shirt! Unless of course you were saving them to snack on later!

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>>43196585
>>43197445
Duke Anon was taking a moment to enjoy his brandy next to the fireplace. He fondly remembered the days when he rode around fresh faced and full of the vigor of youth and a burning desire for adventure. This evening especially, he remembered his brief but eventful adventure into the then mysterious mamono realm he'd heard so much about.

He was questing on behalf the local lord to find the source of why so many women were turning into succubi, and his adventures lead him to a shady coven of radicals who'd been sending out agents all across the realm. It was there he'd encountered the dastardly and honestly quite welcoming demons, who after everything was over treated him to quite a nice brunch the next day before he left town.

The leader of the demons, being unable to best him in combat did try tempting him., sending him whispers of pleasure but then adventurer Anon liked to believe the fires of adventure burned brighter. That and it was hard to get in the mood with the anti-temptation measures in place (mental math). He fondly remembered the seductive leader of the demons, Dialartara.. Dialartaragil... Tara... or something like that.

Tara was a tall and imposing women with a smile and figure that could bewitch anyone not on guard against her tricks. Anon and Tara were the last ones standing, the rest of the wicked demons lay slain (knocked out) at Anon's feet after an intense fight. Her business casual dress suit and skirt combo were ripped up here and there exposing her sweat slick cobalt blue skin.

Tara was flushed from effort as Anon was, his armor was almost compromised but he wouldn't let it end here! Sword in his hand he struck first before Tara could use her magic to strike Anon down and he shouted, "the contract stipulates that in the event of a claimant taking issue on behalf of the converted or their immediate kin the converter will at once make amends to the immediate family of the kin and have any further conversions be immediately halted!".

Tara recoiled from (mentally) from the bite of his sword (highlighter) as he pointed out the text on the bundle of paper labeled 'convertions, expansion procedures, and guidelines(revised)'. However Tara wasn't done yet, and cast her foul magic 'legalese', "Aha but you failed to understand that a claim must be filed by a party directly contracted by the party converted or member of their immediate kin and you, adventurer, are not contracted by the converted or their kin. Instead you've been contracted by the baron!"

The "magic" rippled through Anon's body bringing you to your knees as Tara smugly stared down the brim of her glasses at Anon over the dark wooden table where the contract lay. Anon wasn't done yet! With the memories of home (the bed he rented at the inn) and family (the supper the nice greenworm lady had on special today) he steadied himself much to Tara's dismay. Anon smiled thinly as he gripped his sword (highlighter) tight and lunged forward! "The latest convertee was the baron's own daughter making him and contractors working the behalf of his estate a valid claimant!".

With a scream of anguish Tara lay slain (mentally) at his feet as well, her thick blue blood (ink) spread from under her body (out of the fallen inkpot). Anon left victorious from that den of trickery and took his due (signed the appropriate paperwork halting the take over until proper legal review by a neutral third party could investigate the matter and assess damages).

It was why Anon chuckled to himself as Tara's daughter worked so frantically in front of him to out-negotiate anon into a pact. Anon attended Tara's wedding years and years ago, and saw what a real wedding contract looked like. The small demon in front of him desperately reworded the loopholes he pointed out and did her level best to negotiate what she thought was an ever increasingly airtight contract. Anon pointed to paragraph two subsection 3.a, "look closely Akara, the subject of the contract is ill defined and if you don't reword it here the-" Akara cut in, her voice full of pep, "then the master-slave relationship could be turned back on me!" She looked shocked for a second before using the end of her pencil to erase and fill in the blanks once again with a wide grin on her face. Anon couldn't resist patting the deep black-blue hair nestled between her horns as he sipped at the last of his drink. It wouldn't be long before he retired after seeing Akara off to her dorm and letting this be the last big memory of the day wasn't bad at all.

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>>43200959
By definition yes, but on the plus side Luvia is rich and a witch so 100% a monster

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>>43201121
Why would she talk to any man besides her husband? Begone pest

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>>43201103
>I just saw her once, she's a total stranger
>she actually lives close to me, who would have thought
>we're actually neighbors
>we've run into each other a few times at the store
>she's pretty cool, once you get to know her
>she's my good friend
>she helps me fend off unwanted advances from monsters
YOU ARE HERE
>we hang out with each other all the time
>we cuddle on the couch, but it's purely platonic
>we exchange meals every weekend
>we live together to save money on expenses
>sleeping in the same bed and taking showers together helps the environment
>it's just practice kissing
>I wasn't even moving my hips that much, so it wasn't even really sex
>yeah, we're married, but it's not like we're MARRIED, you know?
>just one daughter, that's it, no more
>one child wasn't viable, we decided that five was more appropriate

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>>43201133
>By definition yes
Explain further

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>>43201135
>implying she doesn't catalog the interaction to send out in the newsletter to her single sisters
>implying that your picture won't wind up on a corkboard as a "potential mate"

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>>43201116
Nonsense, we're just friends. It's not like she's planning on branding me with spirit fire and make me her mewling hubby or anything

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>>43201148
>elves
>live in cold
>constantly pants drunk
>all autistic
>recreationally dives into the ice
>very stabby
100% monsters

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>>43201145
Oh please it's not gonna happen, she does coil me up sometimes but it's just to keep warm! It's like giving someone a jacket

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201183
>very stabby
Those are all gypsies though

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>>43201152
>meanwhile in the hebi den
>single hebis are scrambling to grab the pictures that married hebis post on the board
>brothers of hubbies, delivery guy, cashier, that one lad
>none will escape the white snek clutches

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201188
This is false, hebis are honest, kind girls with no ulterior or stalker motives. My best friend is a hebi and she is very nice and sweet!

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>>43201188
>>43201203
stinky snakes, probably smell awful.
hate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199895
Do you mind stiching these together into one pic?

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>>43201216
>Insulting snakes
Throwing you into the snake pit for correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201216
>t. snek bait

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>>43201250
>>43201252
I'll fight the snakes off! I can do it! They'll never steal my naturally high body heat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43201265
>quote from anon as he fell done the snake pit

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>>43201111
Sit there in incredibly awkward silence.
I'm pretty darn good at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43199125
would your daughters think poorly of their parents looking and acting like they're teen fwbs well past their silver years?

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>>43201294
What will you do when her tail starts to wrap around you?