/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

cute bulge.

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thispictureagain.jpg

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How lewd.

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>>4318813
Not gay but this gives me a boner.

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I would buy women's clothes but no money and I'm still living at home.

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[Anonymous No.]

I bought a pair of thighhigh socks, they don't look as good on me as I anticipated. I think I need to go on a diet before I'll be a halfway convincing trap. Being that skinny doesn't seem healthy but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318841
I found one-size ones, but somebody bought me a pair that were like, 5 shoe sizes too small >:

[Anonymous No.]

I love traps and all, but showing face is pretty essential for the real "trap" element. These are just thighs, not people.

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[Anonymous No.]

hurray for jpeg artifacts

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318859

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>>4318859

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>>4318848
being able to fit into my sister's clothing has it's perks, but she's almost 10 cm shorter than me, which means everything is a mini skirt on me.

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>>4318904
I ca fit into a relatively small size, so my mom's clothes fit, as do my cousins, she left them here while she went to live in Germany.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

Someone make that manfaced attention whore Dollfagers stop posting.

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4318943
>Attention whore
>Jones
lol internet

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That all you have?

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[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

aaaaaaaaaa

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[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4318951
>implying that I'm a camwhore slut like you
sion.jpg

It's not so much the attention whoring that I object to, it's that you just don't look good at all doing it.

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[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4319028
Taste is subjective, geez. You obviously don't see my appeal, and you are just upset because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

where to find more pics other than 2chan?

[Anonymous No.]

uguu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318873
>>4318877
>>4318962
New Chisame pics? The quality difference is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

awwwww, anonymous feels pretty

[Anonymous No.]

Where is a good place to buy outfits online? Real stores are embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319060
yeah i spent my life savings and the money for a new netbook on a DSLR

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting for Chisame to man up and crossdress properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318877
How slutty

[Danbo ‮ sparT♥ ‪‪‪‬ !O8pP9SY72E No.]

>>4319128
have you decided which netbook to get yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319130
don't have the cash for cosmetics and I'll probably be conscripted sometime this yr, I'm graduating from college, if I pass all my courses this semester, then I'll get my conscription notice which means a hair cut and 1 yr 4+months army service. FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

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>>4319143
I might just forget about it since it'll be outdated after I come out of conscription.

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>>4319146
At least its not two years. Whats your military's stance on gays? Still get conscripted?

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>>4319146
taiwan right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319153
if you've been gay for 2+ yrs and with proof from a shrink you don't get conscripted, if I can drop to 46kg from my current 55.1 I can be exempt kinda hard to drop another 9 kg though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319139
just the way I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319166

just pretend you're sick or something

[Danbo ‮ sparT♥ ‪‪‪‬ !O8pP9SY72E No.]

>>4319166
just lose some water weight before the day they check you out easist weight to lose

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure to put all those crossdressing pics in your phone when you go in.

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>>4319171
that's not going to fool doctors, after I graduate I'll recieve a notice with an appointed time where I have to go to one of the military's hospitals for a full physical and they've been known to pass people off as normal even though they met the neccesary criteral to be exempt from service, like dropping someone's nearsight from 1200 to 1750. or dropping someone's blood pressure by 20 or so.

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>>4319146

what happens if you dodged conscription?

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>>4319181
I already keep them in my phone, people ask if that's my girlfriend.. lol sigh.

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>>4319189
they hunt you down. i have a friend that moved to australia for study, he gained pr but still couldn't find a job. hes now over 30, went back to his hometown and was forced into service. they will never forget you.

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>>4319189
you get brought in by the cops and go to jail + they see that you do your service afterwards, they already stop giving visas to males over 16yrs of age to prevent people going overseas, those that do get overseas will never come back because if they do, they go to jail, and do their service, conscription is for ages 18~40 BMI 16.5~32
157cm~195cm in height unless you're missing limbs or have some serious infections disease or bowl misfunctions and stuff like that you have to serve.

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>>4319203

so if you don't want to join the army, you go to jail?

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>>4319207
and still join the army after you serve your sentence, the only normal way to not serve is to be disabled or if you're a cop, 5 yrs cop school + 2 more yrs as a cop counts as your service

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319183
Go to your physical at the military hospital dressed as a girl.

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>>4319222
I don't know what would happen if I did that... they do mass physicals, I don't think I want to do that.

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>>4319222
Rape will be imminent.

[Anonymous No.]

Chisame, if you go overseas and marry can you get out of conscription?

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>>4319246
this. plz marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll try to drop my wieght to <52kg I'll be qualified for alternate service if I do that, the Pros are that army training is only 2 months and the rest of the time it's civil service, aka traffic cop, firefighter.

Cons are that you still get all your hair shaved, and you sometimes get sent off to an island somewhere. My highschool classmate was too fat, they shipped him off to an island close to china for 2 yrs.

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>>4319251
Just from your arms and legs there, you're already really skinny.

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>>4319246
I can't get visas to get overseas now, they confine you inside the country when you reach 16 till you do your service, but yeah if I do get married and forfeit my Taiwan residency I can be exempt, that'll have to happen in the next 5 months or so though, I doubt it.

[Danbo ‮ sparT♥ ‪‪‪‬ !O8pP9SY72E No.]

>>4319251
it might be unhealthy but lose as much muscle as possible, don't use your legs or much of your arms for about 2 weeks lossing that kind of muscle mass makes you drop 10kg easily

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4319261
I would marry you if gay marriage was legal ;_;

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>>4319261
Would you go to this extent only to skip conscription? Really? Is it that bad?

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>>4319265
I don't have much muscle mass left to lose lol, the thickest part of my arm has a Circumference of 21.5cm

I have a 3 size of 84.5cm 68cm 89cm 83cm

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319128
So which camera did you get?

>DSC_0095.jpg
Oh... Sony...
Meh. It takes better pictures so I'm not complaining. So long as aperture and shutter speed are adjustable, it's all good

>Cons are that you still get all your hair shaved
I feel for your loss and offer my condolences.
As much as I'm aware that hair grows back, it's still a shock to lose that much. Any time I get a suggestion from a hair dresser that I should shave my head, I walk out.

Still, I tell myself that hair grows back when I go in for a trim...
Hair grows back... hair grows back... hair grows back...

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319272
conscription means no more pics

[Danbo ‮ sparT♥ ‪‪‪‬ !O8pP9SY72E No.]

>>4319280
DSC is used by nikon too bro, he has the D5000

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>>4319261
Wow, they really are serious about conscription. I guess it is justified considering that the PRC is right fucking there, but still...

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4319278


If worst comes to worst make sure to take care of yourself, ok?

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>>4319272
if you get into the airforce, you'll probably die from the trainer planes falling out of the sky, if your in the navy you're on these tiny flat bottom patrol boats being thrown about by the waves, for the army, well there are suicides every yr from people who can't take it, and military equipment blowing up from expired ammunitions and other horror stories. WWII era humvees and other cram.

My teacher said he was out on an island during his service and when the privates jumped off cliffs to suicide they couldn't find the bodies so they would cremate stray dogs and give that to their family.

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>>4319297

Pretend to be a girl, go to one of those quick marriage churches where they don't check paperwork, get married, live in peace.

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319291
>DSC is used by nikon too bro
Most of the people around me are Canonfags save for one and I never see his actual files before they're renamed. I have learned something new.

>D5000
Oh, good choice.

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>>4319305
lol even if you do get married you need to obtain residency in another country and forfeit your current one, I think it's already too late to try anything like that as the process is too long.

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>>4319307
I thought DSC meant Digital Sensor Camera?

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>>4319310

Become a refugee?

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Chisame, if you do end up being unable to avoid a full service in the army you should at least sell or donate your hair. It would be a shame to let it go to waste in the trash.

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>>4319292
Lol look at singapore. They do worse than that and they have nowhere nearby wanting to invade them.

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>>4319317
I only have hair a bit longer than shoulder length the rest is hair extenders attached to my real hair, you can't really tell though, I have girls asking to touch my hair because it gives off a smooth healthy shine when I go to classes.

you cahn see where my actual hair ends in this picture... you see some sorter patches of hair right about where the frills on my shoulders end, that's the real length of my hair.

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>>4319332
You look doggy fuckable in that position.

[Anonymous No.]

you sexy thing, i want to anal fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319332

I noticed more typing errors in that post, it is easy to tell when you are worried, Chisame. I hope all goes well ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319297
Oh god, is it still like that? You've gotta qualify for that alternate service option. Do you just have to weigh in at the physical, or do you have to maintain the low weight?

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4319343

You do not fuck Chisame, you hold tightly. God, you are a bunch of perverts.

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>>4319332
From that pic you can tell its extensions big time.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry Chisame

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319348
My motorskills go awol when I get worried and my speech sometimes get slurred, mandarin is hard to pronounce, (my first language is english).

[Anonymous No.]

I bought a maid uniform and tooks pics, but I don't think they turned out that well. Should I post anyway?

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4319359

me too

[Anonymous No.]

Reported for disgusting content

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319366
sure why not? as long as it's not man-faye pictures it should be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

This doesn't turn me on as much as it used to. What the hell is going on with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319366
Hairs a little messed up and you can still see sort of mini-stuble, but I don't think it's downright hideous. Also lol hamsterface.

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>>4319332
>hair extenders

don't you get those from salons? what did the person say when you got it done?

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>>4319365

I think its kinda cute, to be honest.

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

I was given these two books on how to get better at photography. Thought I'd share them.

http://www.yukkurishiteitte.net/Understanding_Exposure_-_How_to_Shoot_Great_Photographs.rar

http://www.yukkurishiteitte.net/Learning.to.See.Creatively.rar

>>4319354
>you hold tightly
Not even that. Chisame must be treated gently and handled with care for Chisame is an adorable /jp/ treasure <3

>>4319375
BRB WAXIN

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>>4319359
>>4319368
What kind of husbando lets their waifu be conscripted? I am disappoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319388
Don't show face on your debut, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319365
Whatever happens, I will wait for you.

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>>4319387
I got them off the local ruten auction. Kinda like ebay.... lol I can only buy online when they accept ATM transfers as I don't have a credit card, I've not been to a salon in 4+ yrs after I got into a verbal fight with a male stylist that wanted to cut my hair and put hair gel on it to make it spikey.

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>>4319388
>>4319399
Yeah dude, you need like... COSMETICS and shit, man.

[Anonymous No.]

My Chisame folder has 60 pictures. Am I missing any?

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319388
I don't agree with the frame's shape.
Also, wig? Real hair? I like the fringe.

>>4319403
>I've not been to a salon in 4+ yrs after I got into a verbal fight with a male stylist that wanted to cut my hair and put hair gel on it to make it spikey.
I.. this.. uh..
Dude, if you're ever in my neck of the woods I'll buy you a keg. Not a beer. A keg.

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>>4319403
How do you cut it yourself? I only got a haircut twice last year. I hate going to get it cut.

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>4319392

The possibility of a Chisame-less /jp/ brings a tear to my eye.

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>>4319410
Real hair. I think the problem is my face needs a lot of work to be passable. I think I'm skinny enough, so that's going to be that major road block.

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>>4319403

has a guy ever tried to hit on you?

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>>4319407
yeah you're missing a few...
I've released 109 pictures dating back to April 2009 not including unprocessed repeats etc many of my older pics suck though, I started out with my phone cam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319422
No way. I thought I saved them all. Are they on your website?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319422

Would you be ok with me showing pictures of you to people and saying you're my girlfriend so I look less pathetic?

[Anonymous No.]

Chisame can I fuck you?

[Anonymous No.]

wow, i thought i was the only one with issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319420
no, I wear genderless clothing when I go out, I've been mistaken a few times by both male and female clerks and female nurses and male doctors

my grandfather called out to me using my sister's name when I went to pick him up a week ago, haven't seen him for 2~3 yrs before that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319432
/jp/ - Issues

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>>4319432
Let's not go there. Indulge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319432
>/jp/
>Assuming you're the only one with issues

Hahaha oh wow

[Anonymous No.]

if you ever get conscripted

show your panties before you ship off

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319414
...You know, I need to find that info and add it on to the How To Be A Better Trap guide that /cgl/ made.

>>4319416
;_;

>>4319418
I'd say try one without the glasses. Also, lurk /cgl/ for makeup tips. I know they have a particularly decent tutorial but I didn't save it..
And in regard to deleting your pic, the archive's thumbnail reminds me of Victorian Romance Emma...

As for your fringe, did you cut it yourself? Salon?
Cause if it's a salon, I want to know how you phrased it. Otherwise I'll just tell them to cut mine into a hime cut

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319440
I would like to request this too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319426
I don't mind, people's done worse with my pics.
>>4319428
Sorry I'm straight and not turned on by the thought of having something entering me.

>>4319424
all of them but the last 18 pics are on it. The one's I posted today were from a set of 20 taken on the 5th of Feburary and I post here before I put them up on my Blog.

There are some poses I want to try out but are kinda hard to do since I take my own pictures.

My room is a mess.... better than before but still a mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319444
I just let it grow up, asked them to trim it, and then parted it to the side. Sorry, I don't have any specifics.

[Anonymous No.]

just move to somewhere less shitty then

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319450
Ehehe... yeah... me too... straight... right.

but I am ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319450

Would you mind linking to your blog, or is that personal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319428
DEM KNEES

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>>4319450
> not turned on by the thought of having something entering me.

Good for you.

bad for me :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319458
I can't even leave the country let alone move somewhere when I don't have a job no income and no cash.

[Danbo ‮ sparT♥ ‪‪‪‬ !O8pP9SY72E No.]

>>4319433
i hope things work out for you chisame, hopefully you'll find a way that is best for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319461
Member only!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319455
Oh, and it was just like a local place, not a fancy salon on anything. Sorry I can't be of any help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319461
My blog gets posted alot here, I think...

Google Chisame Corner, should be the first or second link

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319460
Ah, just stop arguing with yourself about straight or gay. I just accepted that "I am attracted to feminine things" and figured that was straight enough to work with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319477
"If it's pretty then fuck it." I follow the code too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319473

Thanks. I hope everything goes well for you, and that if you get conscripted you get to take it easy.

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319455
>>4319471
It's long enough. Hence why I asked. Thanks though. I'll keep on searching until I get some money for the hair cut.

>>4319440
>>4319445
Voting for this too. But just to give Chisame a chance to be an ass.
Take a pic of the panties.

ONLY the panties.

Like, the panties spread out on the bed.
It still satisfies the request, right?[/spoier]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319450
YOURE RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES ME PENIS HARDER

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319487
I believe Chisame has stated that he doesn't usually wear panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319487
>hime cut
>neckbeard

MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.]

I actually don't have panties... personally,

i think I've posted all 20 of my most recent pics. Maid outfit is hanging out to dry... bringing out my shuffle clothes and poofy hat next time... recently bought the DSLR so no cash for newer clothes, maybe I should post the auction urls for the ones I get clothes at and get suggestions...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319495
ok then,

show us your bulge before shipping off

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319428
>>4319489

You're all freaks. Chisame's too pure for anyone to imagine him in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319468
you said english is your first language, so you must have been to/lived in some english speaking country before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319466
My legs are a bit muscular because I was a track runner... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god why dont you wear panties ;_;

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319498
I don't have a neckbeard. I shave the neck part because it gets itchy and annoying..

>>4319495
That's what I meant by giving him a chance to be an ass about it.

Get some panties.
Take a picture.
Post it up.

Satisfies request yet doesn't give them the satisfaction of a panty shot.

>>4319507
>poofy hat
POOFY HAT POOFY HAT FUCK YEAR!

[Anonymous No.]

>How To Be A Better Trap guide that /cgl/ made
What is this and why isn't it being posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319522
But look at these recent shots. Chisame is getting more daring, the bulge will show soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319514
How tall are you/how much do you weigh? You look tiny from that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319511
I'll even tell you exactly where I was lol

I was in Portsmouth New Hampshire and went to New Franklin Elementary for grades 1~2 and 2 days of grade 3

Moved to North Hampton New Hampshire and went to North Hampton School grades 3~6

I've lived in Minnesota for 2 weeks, forgot where...

Lived in Brea California and went to William E Fanning Elementary grades 6

During these 6 years I changed my name once, and almost got nabbed by social security workers half a dozen times, and sat in the front and back seat of a patrol car once.

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319530
I have it saved on XPAD and currently on my XP partition. Let me finish the work I have to do I'll post it up...

Thanks for reminding me to move the info over to a text file that's, you know, easily accessible...

>>4319531
So long as Chisame is adorable, I don't care.
Adorable Chisame is Adorable <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319532
178.8cm but they always write it as 178cm
I weigh 55.1kg at this exact moment. I'm not tall, but not that short either. Tall enough to be hard fitting into clothes, the maid outfit is a size M

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319498
>>hime cut
>neckbeard
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319433
those glasses look like they are for boys from this angle

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319549
Oh Chisame is a little bigger than me <3: >>4319428

I'm 5' 7" (170.2 cm?) and 96 lbs (43.5 kg?).

[Anonymous No.]

do you do any kind of exercises? what kind of food do you eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319537
You were picked on a lot, huh?

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319565
You're not the only one.
I'm 5'7.5" (175cm)...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319571
Like I said I was a runner but I have insanely high metabolic rates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319563
they are for boys... it's a rimless Titanium from Montagut Paris I've worn then for over half a decade, can't afford multiple sets of glasses... They are treated for UV/Radiation resistence and are lightly tinted because sunlight hurts my eyes. Custom ordered and without the sides of the lenses sanded. I don't like the clear/sanded lenses because they throw too much light.

[Anonymous No.]

>157 posts and 38 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

/jp/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319578
Um, I kinda get excluded no matter where I go, I get treated as Asian when I was in the states and get treated as a Foreigner here. The main reason for moving was because the neighbors were a pain and calling social security everytime I was home alone.

>>4319571
I climb 7 stories to get to my classes, 3 stories to my apartment, I used to play some airsoft until I had to get my knee treated the second time. I eat.. trash food. (carnivore)

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319586
>clear/sanded lenses
By sanding, you mean like these?

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

Oh hey thanks for reminding me to find my glasses, now I can actually see.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the best trap I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319633

sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319638
His name is Samuel Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319601
poor chisame

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319614
most lenses get sanded to a clear finish so they can throw more light at the eyes mine doesn't do that rough edges that block light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319643

my google skills is weak, help me to find more

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319655
Facebook, there's a group about him cutting his hair if a certain amount of people join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319586
Hmm, I always get cheap pairs of glasses from Zenni Optical, but I don't know if they ship to Taiwan.

...Actually, I'm pretty sure they make their glasses in China, so its kind of a moot point...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319668

post more pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319655

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=Samuel+Cheshire&init=quick#!/profile.php?id=1550734607&ref
=search&sid=1278412972.2755629450..1

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319601
>Brea
Found your problem. It's all white people there.
Should've been in the east side of LA. Like around Rosemead or such. Less traffic, more asian, delectable choices in cuisine from pretty much all of asia AND mexico<3

>>4319600
>>4319655
Hello there, newfriends.

>>4319650
I sorta know what you're talking about. So the surface isn't polished as much?
I would think that adding an anti-reflective coat would help in this.
But what do I know. I'm sensitive to rapid changes in light, not, you know, actual light.

[Anonymous No.]

so wait, if you don't have panties what are you wearing in this picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319693
I live in the same area, all asians here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319699
Nothing Anon, nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see panties :(

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319700
You mean Brea is no longer white?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319706
That's not true....

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319712
I don't live in Brea but I live near Brea. It's all asians. Any Brea shopping center you go to will be filled with asians too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319711
you know? it's time to face reality not every girl wears lingerie, or anything sexy hell, my sister only wears tan colored panties.

[Anonymous No.]

Asians flock to Brea because it's population isn't as dense and durrr hurrr huurrr near DisneyLand

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319723
>>4319734
Should I also state that the last time I was in Brea was in 1996?

Oh, just in case the thread dies, I'll be putting the info from that trap thread long ago in to this here text file.
Should be up no later than tomorrow afternoon (PST)

http://www.yukkurishiteitte.net/cgl.HowToBeABetterTrap.txt

[Anonymous No.]

Yea but a trap is wasted if you dont wear lingerie

[Anonymous No.]

>>4319761
Why don't you mail Chisame some then?
Also mail touhou costumes while you're at it.

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319764
Because newfag troll can't sew.

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>>4319764
You need to try those on first to see whether they fit.

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>>4319774
I wish I had a credit card, so many good things here....

sigh....

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>>4319780
>>Male walking into lingerie store, asks clerk if he can try them on....

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>>4319792
crap

http://www.cosmates.jp/

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I once went into the women's section of GAP to get a unisex jacket and they asked me "can I help you, miss?" I was proud.

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>>4319800
Do NOT trust cosmates, their shit is worthless and quality is shit.

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>>4319797
>implying that chisame couldn't easily pass for a chick any time he wanted to

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I'm too hairy to be a trap ;_;

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>>4319809
I would be afraid to do that actually....

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>>4319825
shave/epilate/nair/wax is your friend

Chisame, any idea of what you're cosplaying as next?

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>>4319797
Hes already fooled females into thinking hes female.

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Hmm Chisame how manly is your voice?

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>>4319842
When I was in choir for a semester I was a mid~mid high but that was back in 9th grade

It's probably low enough to turn you off.

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>>4319850
Is there any chance you can train your voice to pass off as a girl?

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>>4319865
No, falsetto is hard to maintain and doesn't sound natural.

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>>4319865
hmmn should I give a voice sample to let you decide?

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>>4319874
Put it up on your blog.

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>>4319874
tell us to take it easy

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4319871
Not true. Youtube vids that I lack links to support my claim.

From what I remember is you start in falsetto, and gradually shift the tone down to one that's comfortable.
It'll sound female but not fake. Only problem is crapload of practice.

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>>4319891
I have tried many a time.

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>>4319897
More practice, preferably by a trained instructor. Hmm maybe acting classes could help.

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it's pretty dissapointing...

http://kureha.gotdns.com/chisamevoicesample1.mp3

file dies when thread dies.

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>>4319903
Nerd voice sup Chisame.

[Danbo ‮ sparT♥ ‪‪‪‬ !O8pP9SY72E No.]

>>4319903
i m glad i came back on just to check into this thread

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>>4319912
sigh... yeah it's pretty disappointing.

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>>4319903
It's alright Chisame, you got a boy-ish nerd voice. At least you aren't tiny and have a low voice like me, I look 12 and sound like Norio Wakamoto or some shit ;_;

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>>4319913
DANBO!!! WHY ARE THERE NO UPDATES ON YOUR BLOG???

[Danbo ‮ sparT♥ ‪‪‪‬ !O8pP9SY72E No.]

>>4319924
i have a new one i believe i linked it in the old one

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>>4319924
let's have him post his voice sample now...

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>>4319903
Seconding the voice training. If the conscription include running around singing cadence songs, it should help your diaphragm. Cause it doesn't sound like you use it at all...

Please tell me you're not tone deaf... how about a little song, Chisame?

>>4319925
The funny part is that I ran into your blog on accident. I forgot the search term I was using but wound up clicking on the pic of your netbook...

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http://www.mediafire.com/?jzd3hgdym32

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>>4319954
I actually loose my voice if I speak a bit louder for a presentation. I rarely speak, if at all, I hate my voice.

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>>4319925
You got another set of clothes already? Dang I envy you.

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>>4319927
if you want i m on vent right now

P: vent3.gameservers.com
Port: 4365
Pass: wow

bum room 37

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>>4319974
I don't use Vent... just open up windows recorder and record something.

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I think I might have mentioned this before, but... xboxlive ID is Chisame, if anyone plays MW2

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>>4319958
Sounds artificial.

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[Danbo ‮ sparT♥ ‪‪‪‬ !O8pP9SY72E No.]

>>4319970
this is actually a gift from someone who knows i do this, i really don't have the money for an outfit anytime soon either lol

http://www.mediafire.com/?iygdnzzuyml

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>>4319964
I've found the only way to get rid of it is to change it.
Only problem is that it takes effort...

>>4319974
Every time I see that pic of you in the tissue hime outfit, I can't help but think we've met before...

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How expesnive can a blouse + skirt be?

[Danbo ‮ sparT♥ ‪‪‪‬ !O8pP9SY72E No.]

>>4319970
its actually a gift from someone i know who knows i do this

>>4319979
link is there >>4320029

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>>4320057
Around 93.4667 USD shipped here.

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>>4320082
For which, cosplay or normal outfits?

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4320057
Skirts are a bitch to make...
Got suckered into making one...

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>4320103
Correction, PLEATED skirts are a bitch to make.

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>>4320092
cosplay outfits are actually cheaper, normal imported clothes cost up to double that

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updated blog with better, less jpeg compression pics.. same ones as I already posted in this thread, just larger file sizes due to less compression

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>>4320110
Well thats because they are imported, it should be cheaper at local boutiques.

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>>4320204
the fabric of japanese imports and the attention to the seams and detail is something that can't be found locally... styles are also different...

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

Updated the text file but dumping here for the archive.
+++++++++++++++++++++++

Tutorials
- http://www.lancome.co.uk/_en/_gb/applications/index.aspx?
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZeSXp-aMlI
-- Note that this video is LONG and the maker tends to ramble; feel free to skip forward a lot...

5 'o clock shadow
- Colortration (covers shadow/scars/tattoos, but it's expensive)
- facial wax (too costly and long term) (too coarse to wax)
- nair for face: http://naircare.com/products/sens_facecream.aspx (should be good for price and the amount of time that it works for)
- reshave midday
-- Use actual razors or a REALLY good electric razor
-- Smooth Away DOES NOT WORK.

Jawline
- look for characters whose hair covers vertical jawline, then use makeup tricks on the chin
- use a dark concealer on chin and jawline, then pronounce cheekbones with blush

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Eyebrows
- use hairgel to shape eyebrows thinner
- a good trick for passing in pictures is using a dark eyeliner or eyebrow pencil for drawing on darker, thinner eyebrows over lighter ones
- if you're going to pluck, even a little will make a difference if you do it right:
-- start from the bottom and work upward
-- you don't have to make a dramatic eyebrow so long as you clean it up a little; pull out the stray ones
- Threading as an alternative to plucking
-- http://hairremoval.about.com/od/threading/a/threading101.htm

Misc
- Simply put, the more you pay, the higher the quality. Some good brands are:
-- Max Factor
-- MAC
-- Lancome
-- Shu Uemura
-- Make-up Forever
- No sense in buying more than small amounts of whatever you're using; makeup can go bad, so if you're not gonna be using it all the time, save the money by buying less.
- DO NOT go overboard with makeup; it's the same as for girls - less is more.
- Makeup basics:
-- concealer
-- foundation (liquid: TruBlend/L'Oreal True Match | powder: Lancome)
-- lipstick
- Makeup essentials:
-- eyeshadow
-- eyeliner (liquid: Lancome)
-- mascara
-- blush
-- lip liner
- Make sure to get makeup remover wipes and clean off all your makeup at the end of the night
- A cheaper alternative is buying some samples from places like:
-- Fyrinnae
--- comparable to MAC
--- samples cost ~$1.75 and are good for at least 10 applications
-- EG Minerals
--- a good place for foundation in mineral powder, pressed, and cream forms.

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**FIGURE**

Stuffing materials
- jelly water holders (check gardening departments)
- large balloons w/ water (check flower/gift shops)

Tucking
1. pull scrote back between your legs, balls pop up in there easier if they have nowhere else to go.
2. if it's just casual, then you wont need tape, sufficiently well-fitting panties work fine to hold it all in place. without tape, thongs are a no-no as your scrote will dangle out the sides.
3. taping is an optional step. i've actually not tried it until now and it doesnt seem to work without slathering your scrote in sticky tape.
- Another alternative, especially made for hiding bulges, is a gaff.

Arms
- boys obviously have different arms/shoulders than girls. Go for long sleeve if you can, or maybe add some arm warmers to the costume as "custom touches"

Undergarments
- shop far from home where nobody would know you or see you again, or shop online; the general idea is that the actual items you shopped for won't show up on your CC bill so much as where you shopped and an amount (sears*****$20)
- Jbox sells shimapan in pink and lime green.
- For panties, briefs panties are going to be best for tucking and will be comfortable. Most everything else won't hold you as well.
-- Possibly spandex shorts as an alternative.

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Pantyhose
- if you legs are good enough, not using them may add to the illusion
- if you're not sure, use them
- if you KNOW your legs won't pass (too muscular, scars, etc), use skintone dance tights
- In terms of quality, the more you pay, the better you can expect them to be. Stay away from Leggs Everydays.
- If you want to be super careful, use cotton gloves to put them on so that you don't get snags or runs.

Corsets
- Expensive but worth it (if you don't need to repeatedly use it, resell it)
-- http://www.timeless-trends.com/
- Possible to get a plastic-boned corset, but they don't work as well
-- search ebay

Leg shaping
- http://www.jurgita.com/articles-id176.html
- less working out and more stretching.

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**MISC**

Mannerisms
- knees together/cross legs when sitting
- stand up straight with shoulders back; it'll make your shoulder span look narrower
- walk one foot in front of the other (tightrope walking)
- good posture - Start balancing that book on the head
- pay attention to how you hold your arms/hands; keep your arms close to your sides.

Voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbaj4tIX1kw
- not all girls have super high-pitch voices (think Jessica Rabbit)
- if you REALLY think that you can't do it, just try not to talk much (act shy)

Shaving
- If you think people might see it, shave it. It'll look better, and it's just hair; it'll grow back after the con.
- Exfoliate before shaving; use hot water and a loofa/washcloth/whatever you have with soap, or some sort of exfoliating wash. This will help prevent razor burn.
- In order of best to worst, shave gel, shave foam, liquid soap, bar soap.
- The first time is gonna take a long time, so don't try to rush it.
- Try not to take more than one pass with the razor to prevent irritating the skin.
- Make sure the razor stays clean - use alcohol on a blade before you reuse it, and rinse it after every pass or so.
- wash the area after shaving
- use a moisturizer after your shower to prevent dry skin and ingrown hairs

Other
- use feminine body wash, shampoo, perfume, and paint your nails if they're gonna show
- Try to find a men's deoderant that doesn't have a smell, since that'll be better than trying to use a women's deoderant. Your bodywash/shampoo/perfume will take care of the rest.

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Wigs
-expensive tier ($50<):
*www.cyperous.com
http://classewig.com/
http://airily.jp/

-middle tier ($30-50):
*http://stores.ebay.com/FANTASY-SHEEP-COSWIG-LAND
www.amphigory.com
www.cosworx.com
http://stores.ebay.com/COSPLAY-WIG
http://stores.ebay.com/Top-Wigs-Shop
http://stores.ebay.com/laurawu-123
http://stores.ebay.com/Fantastic-Wigs
http://stores.ebay.com/CHINA-COSPLAY-WIGS
http://stores.ebay.com/Ayanamisatoru-cosplay-wig
http://www.ii-shop.com/index.html

-cheap tier ($30>):
*http://stores.ebay.com/Cog-Marc
http://shop.ebay.com/luckyhair5925/m.html
http://stores.ebay.com/Professional-Only
http://stores.ebay.com/FANTASY-SHEEP-COSWIG-LAND
http://shop.ebay.com/yankenshop/m.html
http://stores.ebay.com/KIDS-Charissa
perihair.com

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>>4320239
I mean normal female clothing.

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

And that's all I have.
If I see that thread pop up on /cgl/ again, and if I'm around to catch it, I'll make an addendum to this file.

Oh, and I'm not the one who consolidated the info. I contributed but some anon on /cgl/ was the one to put it neatly like this.

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>>4320318
what? like jeans and shirts? that's not really appealing.

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>>4320331
No, blouses and skirts.

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>>4320336
>>implying girls actually dress like girls now and not sluts and whores

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I wish to wear something like this.

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>>4320082
>>4320079
Don't you have a tailor?

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>>4320398
um.. no?

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>>4320079
You sound like me Danbo, when I lower the pitch of my voice.

>>4320403
Is it hard to find a tailor who will make clothes like those for you?

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>>4320414
it's hard to even find a tailor to make my regular genderless clothes fit, I wear like size 26~27 pants and the smallest they sell is 29 in the adults section, which means I have to by my pants in the childrens section but they tend to be a bit short.

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>>4320350
There are still shops selling blouses and skirts

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>>4320422
>I wear like size 26~27 pants and the smallest they sell is 29 in the adults section, which means I have to by my pants in the childrens section but they tend to be a bit short.
Are Westerners THAT big that they don't have 26~27 pants? I think I'm happy that I can by pants within those sizes here. I don't know how to sew so I ask a tailor to do frilly clothes for me. The guy specializes in costumes and he doesn't give me weird looks.

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oh look, eleven eyes costume

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>>4320460
I was about to have that sewn, along wih an Amagami uniform.

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>>4320457
french people are fat, hence that's why carrefour doesn't carry anything smaller than a size 30

Places like Giordano carry 29+

last time I managed to find a size 28 was at Costco a yr ago, last pair of CKs in that size

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>>4320482
Have you ever tried this?
pic related

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>>4320514
no that looks uncomfortable and gross...

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>>4320524
So leave it as it is?

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>>4320535
he uses scissors so he doesn't have that problem now

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miku crossdressing
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv10949343

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another crossdresser
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv10950528

one playing guitar
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv10950694

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>>4320524
Its called tucking and it only looks gross because its a picture of a penis and you are straight, and dont like to look at penises.

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>>4320674
no it looks terrible because its covered in tape

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>>4320778
Well you need to use some tape to tuck.

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>>4321060
wow, circular logic....

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>>4321301
No, its simple. You need to use tape to tuck. Its like eating a burger by using your hands.