What would you do if you ended up in Gensokyo?

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Anonymous Mon Apr 10 19:54:07 2023 No.43180494 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do if you ended up in Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 19:56:20 2023 No.43180510 File: 68 KB, 533x720, hungryroomia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43180494 Die, probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 19:58:03 2023 No.43180516 >>43180494 Ideally I would fug and marry Yuugi but realistically, I'd probably die due to some youkai related mishap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 20:04:59 2023 No.43180574 File: 2.43 MB, 1260x1779, yuugi confronts you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why do you think it's always yuugi that is posted in threads like this? yuugi is waiting for us on the other side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 20:24:49 2023 No.43180701 >>43180494 [x]GENUFLECT

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 20:26:51 2023 No.43180708 >>43180574 Will she try and eat/fugg me? Or can we just eat, drink and have a good time together? This will seriously affect how much I think of Yuugi in the future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 20:34:57 2023 No.43180780 File: 126 KB, 850x1095, yoogi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43180708 Good thing you're gonna have a brawl with Onis along with a deep flavored sake made of saliva.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 20:44:28 2023 No.43180837 File: 250 KB, 1500x1125, yuugismonke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43180780 Good enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 20:45:09 2023 No.43180841 File: 96 KB, 850x1416, yugi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43180780 That being said innn any case, Yuugi would have to be given a very deep iron kiss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 20:45:38 2023 No.43180846 >>43180494 Probably get turned into a slave by a youkai

Anonymous Mon Apr 10 20:56:54 2023 No.43180898
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>>43180846
Too bad, why else do you think the Yuugi picture was used for every "You're going to get isekai'd to Gensokyo thread"?
Yuugi is waiting for you right on the other side, and a iron flavored deep kiss is waiting.
Fight it and a tongue thrashing might be necessary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 21:01:11 2023 No.43180921 File: 458 KB, 850x1202, Walkthroughthegarden.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43180898 What if I were to be dropped into the sunflower field? If I was respectful and careful, could I make friends?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 21:09:38 2023 No.43180961 >>43180898 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 21:51:32 2023 No.43181241 >>43180780 While I am not against having to fight to earn Yuugi's favor, it hardly seems fair as a regular human to fist fight oni.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 21:53:37 2023 No.43181251 File: 192 KB, 850x1206, thirstyyuugi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43181241 Who said anything about fists?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:04:02 2023 No.43181311 >>43181251 It was implied! That's good news though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:04:47 2023 No.43181316 >>43181251 I'm pretty sure the average anon has a better chance surviving a fist fight than what you're suggesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:06:38 2023 No.43181322 You wake up in Gensokyo threads are back. /jp/ is healing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:06:59 2023 No.43181326 File: 3.18 MB, 1322x2916, toughen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43181311 >>43181316 Same feelings of cowardice either way, same replies, same moans, no BRAVERY. The both of you need to get a juiced up with Yuugi's love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:14:43 2023 No.43181358 File: 2.17 MB, 1500x1800, oni kiss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43181326 Everyone needs bravery and iron flavored kisses with Yuugi, 5 minutes minimum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:18:44 2023 No.43181374 >>43180494 die. if i somehow end up on the human village i starve to death anyway since i do not speak japanese. if i somehow manage to talk their language i kill myself because i would not be able to live without internet, showers and toilets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:20:59 2023 No.43181391 File: 782 KB, 680x906, yuugi yugi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43181374 >Anon is already to kiss Yuugi

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:23:29 2023 No.43181402 Are the "youkai" in the room with us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:24:55 2023 No.43181407 >>43181326 I will borrow Kasen's onification box and throw down!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:29:43 2023 No.43181421 >>43181358 Which Yuugi? Canon Yuugi would be more than okay, 8' tall insane psyco killer yuugi, not so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:31:40 2023 No.43181432 File: 3.41 MB, 2350x2350, yuugi is waiting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43181402 No, it's just Yuugi waiting right at the gate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:39:45 2023 No.43181483 File: 180 KB, 809x1080, yuuki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43181432 Yuugi (?) looks a little different today...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:42:29 2023 No.43181500 File: 216 KB, 639x631, KokoroThumbsUp_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I don't die within the first five minutes, become immortal and assemble a harem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:42:43 2023 No.43181501 If I bring a receipt can I exchange this oni for a different one at the oni store?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:43:09 2023 No.43181502 >>43181483 My second favorite 2hu. I'll take it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:45:26 2023 No.43181513 >>43181502 Yuuga or yuuki. Yuu must choose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:48:23 2023 No.43181527 File: 460 KB, 1748x1240, the yuugi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43181500 But remember, first you must Drink the ONI JUICE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:48:49 2023 No.43181530 >>43181513 Is there a picture of the other one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:49:09 2023 No.43181533 File: 172 KB, 762x1080, Yuuga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43181513 Now things are getting outta hand... No idea what this is supposed to mean by the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:51:22 2023 No.43181549 File: 90 KB, 1024x1024, 1671809384471363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I ended up in Gensokyo, how can I romance Cirno into being my gf?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:54:00 2023 No.43181554 File: 129 KB, 600x450, oni t.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43180510 >>43180516 Don't worry, as long as Yuugi is with you, you get iron-flavored kisses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:55:47 2023 No.43181564 >>43181554 what if, perhaps, Yuugi ends up being related to our deaths? Too much iron can be bad for you, you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 22:58:45 2023 No.43181580 >>43181564 Don't worry, she's aware of how fragile humans are and will be careful!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 23:00:27 2023 No.43181592 there are way too many outsiders that want to go to Gensokyo, how will they survive?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 23:02:17 2023 No.43181602 File: 516 KB, 1625x2125, yuugi o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43181592 Letting Yuugi take care of it, haven't you been listening?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 23:02:49 2023 No.43181607 >>43181592 By banding together until they start fighting over specific 2hus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 23:04:29 2023 No.43181618 File: 580 KB, 700x700, Yuubloodi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43181592 By offering sexual services to lonley psycopathic killers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 23:10:33 2023 No.43181642 File: 1.96 MB, 1558x1676, oni br.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43181618 Yuugi's love is open for everyone, whether they're ready for it or not. They'll get an iron flavored kiss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 23:19:02 2023 No.43181685 >>43181642 Yuugi wants to take you out for some drinks! I'd consult a mortician beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 10 23:35:46 2023 No.43181778 File: 2.72 MB, 1825x1820, beach satori.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43180574 Why yuugi specifically? Also, good thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 00:08:58 2023 No.43181963 File: 65 KB, 728x542, anime-touhou-patchouli-knowledge-wallpaper-preview[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43180494 Hopefully get a job working in Patche's library and eventually become her good friend, at least, maybe more.

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 00:26:10 2023 No.43182081

>>43180494
Realistically? It depends on how you get there. Normally the only time Outside World humans go to Gensokyo is getting spirited away by Yukari, and in that case it's literally so they can be slaughtered like cattle.

So assuming that somehow wasn't the case and I got sent there? Probably die anyways trying to change it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 00:31:58 2023 No.43182110 File: 3.08 MB, 2048x1024, __kochiya_sanae_moriya_suwako_and_yasaka_kanako_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_ukumo_uichi__07055ccd0fbfb4211a77f4909a91ca00.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 00:32:11 2023 No.43182111 >>43182081 It's said that Yukari's spiriting away is artificial and just a way to directly bring food, normally outsiders end up in Gensokyo if the barrier is flexible/weak or if they become forgotten, or if they get really lost in some remote area.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 00:33:21 2023 No.43182120 >>43182111 I fail to see how that would increase someone's odds of survival.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 00:36:10 2023 No.43182138 >>43182120 I mean, you have a point but It's atleast a bit better than ending up right inside a youkai's mouth, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 00:55:43 2023 No.43182289 >>43182138 I think I'd prefer the guillotine to being drawn and quartered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 00:58:24 2023 No.43182318 >>43180494 work and save up enough money to open my own small restaurant that makes local favorites and whatever western foods I could make with the ingredients available

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 01:07:38 2023 No.43182387 File: 85 KB, 420x248, chiruno.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Answer me >>43181549 >>43181549 >>43181549 I demand to know how to make Chiruno my gf

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 01:08:06 2023 No.43182392 >>43180510 My exact words before entering the thread

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 01:09:45 2023 No.43182403

>>43182387
Be a fellow retard with her and make sure to bring gifts of candy with you. You want to come off as smart enough to be of use to her but not so smart that you make her feel stupid. She has to still feel like she is better than you for it to click.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 01:09:59 2023 No.43182407 yuugifag is based AS FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 01:10:12 2023 No.43182408 >>43182387 Introducing her to Ice Cream would probably be a good start.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 01:17:44 2023 No.43182465 >>43180494 Ideally, have sex with fairies. Realistically, try not to get eaten while I make my way to the village and then try to get a job or something.Or go to the SDM and try to become Remimi's servant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 01:20:58 2023 No.43182477 >>43182403 >>43182408 Thanks to these answer I will permanently carry with me a handful of sweets in my pockets in case I get isekai'd to Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 01:27:50 2023 No.43182512 >>43180494 since youkai and shit exists by belief and faith, i turn myself into a youkai or god by believing it really hard. faith in myself is all i need.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 01:40:45 2023 No.43182596 >>43182512 Please leave some Spiral Power for the rest of us, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 10:38:57 2023 No.43185079 >>43180494 Sex with villagers Since im treated like a celebrity, I'll probably have atleast a decent life there

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 10:44:28 2023 No.43185099 >>43180494 Masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 14:53:57 2023 No.43187192 >>43185099 Same

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 14:58:34 2023 No.43187229 File: 1.15 MB, 955x2047, 1655140927903677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43180494 Find Hong Meiling and become her disciple to learn martial arts probably

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 15:43:43 2023 No.43187561 >>43181322 Don’t get your hopes up, it’s just a yuugi thread in disguise

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 18:09:59 2023 No.43188489 >>43187229 Meiling seems like a viable possibility since she is probably bored and has nothing better to do but I wonder how open Bykauren would be to taking an apprentice?

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:19:16 2023 No.43189011

>>43180494
Accidentally? Go full survivor mode and most likely die.
Intentionally? Be armed to the teeth with any and all knowledge, folklore, and holy items I could find and most likely die.
But assuming I make it to where I'm going and don't end up hopelessly lost, I would beeline to the Scarlet mansion and shower Remilia with tea, compliments, and smalltalk and try to win her heart. It's fate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:21:53 2023 No.43189026 >>43189011 Seems like a good destination for anyone who can only speak English, as Remilia likely speaks it herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:22:27 2023 No.43189029 >>43189011 How would you get past Meiling? I don't think she'd just let you in because you asked nicely.

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:24:20 2023 No.43189043

>>43189026
In FS it's explicitly mentioned she can at least write in English fluently, although whether or not she's just LARPing again is another matter.
It's not like there are any english speakers in Gensokyo that could call out her accent if she was just faking it, after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 19:55:56 2023 No.43189228 >>43189043 If she can't then Patchouli surely can. She'd need to be fluent in at least English, French, German, and Italian to read most grimoires as they were intended after all.

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:00:10 2023 No.43189257

>>43189029
Tell her that you seek an audience with someone who can speak your language. Come to think of it, there's a good chance that the entire household operated in English before they moved to Gensokyo. Hell, even Meiling herself might be able to speak it if she was there before the move. You wouldn't want a doorman who can't understand visitors right?

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:03:15 2023 No.43189288

>>43189257
I like to think Meiling has a STRONG chineese accent when she speaks.
I don't know how that'd work in japanese, but in englsih i'd imagine it would go like "Herro! My name irs Meiling, howcanna herp yoo?"
Not because she's stupid, but because learning another language is very hard, and getting rid of accents is harder.

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:10:48 2023 No.43189332

>>43189288
My favorite headcanon for Meiling is that she is a Scottish Sinoboo but I know that's not the case. Still, it's fun to imagine approaching her and greeting her in English only to get your response in an almost incomprehensible Scottish accent.

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:12:30 2023 No.43189348

>>43189029
Just tell her I came from the ouside world and I'm looking for a job, or that I heard about the beautiful Scarlet lady that lives in Gensokyo and wanted to see her beauty with my own eyes. Maybe compliment Meiling by saying I heard rumors about the amazing martial artist who defeats everyone that tries to tresspass into the manor.

>>43189026
I can speak an okay amount of Japanese too. I just love Remimi and she seems like one of the few 2hus who would hire someone.

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 20:16:51 2023 No.43189386

>>43189332
Would explain the redheadedness of her, in a country that lacks more than one hair colour.
Maybe Remilia got bored one day and asked her gatekeeper to come up with something funny, and she went from Meredith to Meiling, complete with a dress change?
We know Sakuya isn't her real name, so it's definitely something she'd do.

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 21:31:00 2023 No.43189756

>>43189386
I'd like to think she hired Meiling because she was so weird. A Scottswoman who adopted Chinese culture and even knew a thing or two about eastern martial arts. That must have been amusing even to someone as long lived as Remilia who had thought that she saw it all. She probably liked watching the gatekeeper do her funny little kicks and punches.

Anonymous Tue Apr 11 21:35:15 2023 No.43189781

>>43189756
Do you think the SDM would allow you to exchange Gensokyo coins with whisky?
Remimi must enjoy pretending she likes the stuff, it's much coveted in most of the world.
Although I bet only Sakuya and Meiling can actually stomach it. (and maybe Koa too)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 11 21:57:18 2023 No.43189922 >>43180494 Take your pick: https://exhentai.org/tag/artist:tomoki+tomonori

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 00:12:01 2023 No.43190631 [SPOILER]

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>>43181778
It depends by which youkai you get caught first.
>>43189011
Hush, you don't go reveal yourself in plain sight to youkai, your job as an outsider is to stay hidden or it's game over, got it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 00:26:11 2023 No.43190727 >>43180494 Rape!

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 00:26:42 2023 No.43190729

>>43180494
Depends.
If I fall in Gensokyo while it is daylight, I could probably survive if I don't panic like most outsiders. Youkai and animal predators are dormant, and we know villagers leave their safe haven at this time, so you might meet a friendly face. Hope I don't fall into a death zone like old hag controlled territories of the Youkai Mountain.
If it's night time, I'm probably going to die. I would hunker down and pray I can live through the night hiding in whatever bush I find. Crashing into some youkai, a pack of predators, a ditch and breaking my neck is a big possibility walking around aimlessly if I don't end up near the human village.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 00:31:35 2023 No.43190757 >>43190729 how tf do you even live in the human village? you'd have to work hard as fuck like a peasant to have any inch of money, unless the villagers give special privileges to outsiders

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 00:33:38 2023 No.43190780 >>43190757 Who says I'll stay there? You can just get Reimu to send you back. It's surviving the first day there that is important

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 00:37:00 2023 No.43190817 >>43190757 Number of ways, unless you have literally no skills you should be able to find a craft or service to provide to make more money than just helping with the harvests and planting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 00:41:16 2023 No.43190837 File: 819 KB, 960x720, HAHA, I FOUND YOU!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43190631 >your job as an outsider is to stay hidden or it's game over, got it? So what happens afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 00:45:11 2023 No.43190859 >>43190837 Reverse >>43190727

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:25:29 2023 No.43191070 >>43190817 >you should be able to find a craft or service to provide to make more money Such as what? I bet the carpenters/plumbers/bakers/whatever the fuck they already have there are better than someone who just popped up and needs to earn a living

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:27:20 2023 No.43191084 >>43191070 Up to you, just don't be a stupid dingleberry and either know how to do something or be willing to apprentice

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:37:20 2023 No.43191136

>>43191070
This is Japan locked in like it's 1870 or something.
Find an old shotgun or other firearm, and amaze the villagers with gunpowder and lead. Muzzleloaders in particular are pretty practical if there isn't industrialization to produce modern stuff like cases, primers, propellants and jacketed bullets, that's why the Afghani warriors still use a few here and there.
You could be the one guy who knows how to make/operate the only weapon anyone's interested in, if you manage to find an old set of loading tables and technical documentation

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:38:37 2023 No.43191144

>>43187229
I mean it's plausible but it depends on how close to the mansion you end up
>>43188489
Byakuren is always up for more people doing chores for her, in Kasen's manga it's shown that the temple is trying to promote Buddhism too so they are very likely taking in people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:40:23 2023 No.43191156 >>43191144 >likely taking in people. I think it was the detective satori manga which shows the temple actively having lots of practicing human monks so yes they will take you in

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:42:33 2023 No.43191165 >>43191070 Lumberjack seems like a good option. >>43191136 >This is Japan locked in like it's 1870 or something. Then they know what guns are, specially muzzleloaders.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:43:00 2023 No.43191171 >>43189756 I like to think that Meiling just has a very amicable aura on top of being a decent to great bouncer, Remilia noticed this and picked her as the greeter to leave a good first impression of the household.

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:44:04 2023 No.43191179

>>43191136
You wouldn't even need to go that far, they probably have a fireworks industry so they have powder so all you'd need to do is go up to rifled breechloaders to make your own niche.
Thats only because I doubt an anon here would be able to invent a pump fire from scratch on top of finding a way to create primer and proper metals to make it light enough. They likely have the problem of metals being rather rather and low quality that nips historically had

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:46:07 2023 No.43191186 >>43191165 I mean the Moriyas are trying their hardest to modernize things a bit, so if anything you may be able to work something out with them if you have the right knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:46:33 2023 No.43191187 >>43191165 No they do not. Guns were unheard of until about the turn of the century when the west came a knocking with lee rifles

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:47:54 2023 No.43191193 >>43191187 But thats entirely wrong and they had matchlocks for a very long time before America came knocking

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:48:15 2023 No.43191197 >>43191179 Good point, iron in Japan is dogshit, it makes mild steel look like titanium. Would still try it though, maybe I can inform them about what a bloomery is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:49:23 2023 No.43191203 >>43191187 Japan already had guns in the 16th century. In fact, they had a ton of guns.

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:52:31 2023 No.43191225

>>43191203
My negro, Europe was still using matchlocks in 1500.
They were pretty well known for undergoing an autistic isolation from the outside world, so I doubt that some bumfuck village would have any knowledge on them.
Bearing in mind they were still using swords in the mid 19th century as a primary weapon

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:53:11 2023 No.43191230

>>43191197
There are ways to purify it and make it high carbon. Mostly by literally adding carbon it so its not impossible but its a lot more work given the sparse local resources.
Bloomery is basically an old school blast furnace no? I'd imagine they'd have something like that considering they do have infrequent outsiders making their home there but its not like you can't start your own business making them and maintaining them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:54:32 2023 No.43191240 >>43191225 You are literally wrong however, both in them using swords as primary weapons and Japs not having matchlocks in the 16th century if not earlier

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:55:46 2023 No.43191250 You guys think Kogasa may learn how to make guns if you explain the fundamentals to her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:56:58 2023 No.43191257 >>43191225 You don't know much about Japan's history, do you? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanegashima_(gun)

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 01:59:29 2023 No.43191281

>>43191230
Old fashioned ironworking is pretty complicated.
A blast furnace is a lot more difficult to make and operate, but works on a larger scale. To make carbon steel, you have to make cast iron and then fucking burn off the excess carbon, because it's too difficult to heat the iron to melting without adding fuckloads of coal/coke
The main problem would probably be finding a decent source of iron ore, something that Japan is pretty much absent of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:01:15 2023 No.43191292 >>43191257 It literally says they preferred to use longbows. I'm not saying they didn't have them at all, only that it would be like trying to find a TV set in the 40's

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:01:22 2023 No.43191294 >>43191281 Fair, my only real experience is reading a book on blacksmithing on how to make stronger steels which recommend using carbon and coke. Because it assumes you're not using shitty jap steel and its already pure enough to work with

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:03:04 2023 No.43191308 >>43191294 I guess you could ask suika or yuugi to go crack some boulders open until she found some.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:03:48 2023 No.43191315 >>43191250 Why would you want to create competition for your firearm monopoly?

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:05:05 2023 No.43191321

>>43191308
You could also broker a deal with the kappa.
Maybe helping them research ways to extract and purify mineralized salt out of rock. You'd just have to watch out for interference from Yukari who'd want to keep the Kappa depended on human sacrifice

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:05:45 2023 No.43191330 >>43191315 This guy gets it Sell a few to Remy for a massive profit margin by doing basic engraving. She won't be able to tell the difference between simple and complex stuff I bet.

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:05:49 2023 No.43191332

>>43191292
>It literally says they preferred to use longbows
It literally says "could not completely replace the yumi (longbow)"
>I'm not saying they didn't have them at all
This guy >>43191187 did.
>only that it would be like trying to find a TV set in the 40's
They made 300000 guns in 10 years after finding out about them, and they were very common in Japanese battlefields.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:06:12 2023 No.43191333 >>43191315 I like Kogasa

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:07:52 2023 No.43191343

>>43191321
And reveal you want to make weapons to the race most predisposed to making retarded engineering projects?
You'd have to make damn sure you never leaked any information whatsoever, and pay off anyone who collects outside world stuff to dump any gun magazines onto you to make sure they don't come up with something better

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:08:00 2023 No.43191346 >>43191321 You may also want to look out for the Yamawaro breaking your knees

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:08:35 2023 No.43191348

>>43191330
Bad call, Remy would actually know what quality is as she's spent at least 500 years in the outside world till about the early 2000's. Your best bet would be selling to the village/tengu/oni elite who'd have a much lower sense of what quality really is

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:09:40 2023 No.43191356 >>43191332 Fuck, man, just let us have our godamned fun without being a nerd. Fucking weeaboos I swear.

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:11:50 2023 No.43191368

>>43191343
Its not about making advanced weaponry bakanon its about making a good enough product more dependable then the local stuff with enough potential to make you a pretty penny. Nobody but the Kappa can make modern or post modern weaponry but they can't get their shit together to make an actual industry. Which is where you come in brokering that deal.

>>43191346
Actually the Yamawaro might be a better bet since they'd have direct access to the mountain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:11:56 2023 No.43191369 There are guns in Gensokyo, the villagers use them to hunt. There was a entire chapter in Kasen's manga about finding the source of a loud bang sound, and one of the theories was someone using a musket.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:13:53 2023 No.43191390 >>43191369 Key point is just making a better gun to make you money and that can't be easily stolen so you keep a short lived monopoly. Maybe you can work some kind of patent out with Chimata.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:14:48 2023 No.43191400 >>43191368 Well, then be on the look out for the kappas busting your knees.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:15:18 2023 No.43191408 File: 16 KB, 189x267, download (56).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43191369 >Uhm, ackshually, there are theorished to be many firearmsh in genshokyo, and your shpeckulashun ish invalid. Shut up, I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:16:35 2023 No.43191418 >>43191408 Kill yourself, you doublebaka

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:17:27 2023 No.43191427 >>43191390 How would you go around striking a deal with Chimata? If she's not interested you may be fucked and would have to resort to mad carpet munching skills to convince her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:17:36 2023 No.43191430 >>43191400 Its fine i just won't go near the river

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:19:02 2023 No.43191442 >>43191427 Hot youkai seggs, guns and a monopoly? Hot diggedy am I down

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:19:41 2023 No.43191451

>>43191427
"Oh great Tenkyuu-sama I have a proposition to gain you ever more power"
Now that you've flattered her you just lay down the idea of your product only being able to be sold with her blessing or she uses her power to do... uhh... I dunno dork at people or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:21:05 2023 No.43191461 >>43191451 "Sup chimmers, want to make a killing? All you have to do is prevent people from selling anything better than my shit"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:23:11 2023 No.43191475 >>43191461 A risky strategy anon, you'll have to go all in and dress real shady like and speak in slang if you wanna convince the God of dorks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:26:27 2023 No.43191490 >>43191475 I will come wearing the full traditional battle dress of the Gordon highlanders. I can make friends with meiling and outdo a number of 2hus in silly hats at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:26:35 2023 No.43191492 I see you guys talking about iron quality and monopolies, but do you guys know how to make gunpowder? That's kinda important in a gun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:28:00 2023 No.43191501 >>43191492 Sulphur charcoal and some nitrate salt, which you can kinda just find if you know where to look

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:30:51 2023 No.43191517 >>43191490 The classic strategy of confusing your target and leaving them too confused to get a good deal. I am watching a master at work

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:30:52 2023 No.43191518 >>43191492 Anon did you forget where gunpowder was first used?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:31:53 2023 No.43191526 >>43191492 You wouldn't have too know desu, they have fireworks makers and gunsmith already so all you'd have to do get into business with them normally

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:34:06 2023 No.43191541 >>43191526 They don't have a gunsmith, I killed him

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:36:21 2023 No.43191560

>>43189011
>But assuming I make it to where I'm going and don't end up hopelessly lost, I would beeline to the Scarlet mansion and shower Remilia with tea, compliments, and smalltalk and try to win her heart. It's fate.
i would do the same but to win her library. the scarlet mansion is basically a library of alexandria imagine how much shit could you learn

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:40:02 2023 No.43191587 >>43191560 At that point you may wanna try winning patchy over, i can't imagine her being pickier than Remy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:40:58 2023 No.43191593 >>43191197 you can still create pipe bombs at least. i wonder how a granade with nippon steel would turn out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:44:07 2023 No.43191616 >>43191587 i tough about that but ramilla owns the mansion so by extension she owns the library.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:46:17 2023 No.43191632 >>43191593 Pretty great actually. The iron would shatter into razor sharp pieces like a frag grenade, and with FFF powder you'd probably get decent burning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:48:00 2023 No.43191650 >>43191616 So just entertain Remy by telling her about all the stuff from the outside and be prepared to indulge her in playing, gotcha.

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:49:41 2023 No.43191664

Might as well get into moonshining as well if you're going to go into a business like gun manufacturing. You'll have to work with whatever grows in Gensokyo and you'll never dethrone sake,but the locals might like some quality alternatives to be available.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:54:46 2023 No.43191711 >>43191664 Depending on the variety of drinks in Gensokyo you could sell a lot of different types of alcohol, just get a couple bathtubs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 02:57:34 2023 No.43191732 >>43191664 I believe I said this in >>43189781

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 03:03:30 2023 No.43191770 >>43189781 >After the first two weeks Reamilia starts dreading the weekend more and more as she realizes that drinking whiskey isn't getting any easier

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 03:20:54 2023 No.43191892 >>43191664 That's a good idea. As long as oni exists, you'd have a customer base.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 04:20:44 2023 No.43192201 >>43180494 Destroy youkai! Total youkai extermination!

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 04:30:54 2023 No.43192237

>>43191650
Here's the thing, though- I'm after her heart and intend to put a ring on her finger, and not just for survival reasons. All the things you think as the main goal is just bonuses to the actual main goal of gaining a loving, faithful, influential Noble Chuuni wife. I have extensive knowledge of the Medieval period, the Renaissance, Victorian era, Tai Chi, Alchemy and magic throughout the years, big fan of Agatha Christie, have ancestors that were chefs, and may or may not have ties to royalty. If Remilia can fib a little then so can I. Plus, I can pull out every sappy and over-the-top one liner from any cringy book, manga, or anime to win her over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 04:41:09 2023 No.43192273 >>43192237 Truly a well rounded citizen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 04:45:26 2023 No.43192287 File: 283 KB, 1500x698, powah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43192237 Waifufagotry will only distract you from the unlimited potential of power you could get on gensokyo and the scarlet mansion library.

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 05:13:33 2023 No.43192378
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wouldn't most firearms in gensokyo be irrelevant beyond hunting? youkai can literally reform themselves from almost any type of physical damage. kasen came back from a single fucked up arm, yuuma was literally destroyed by flan's ability, remilia can even come back from being reduced to ash by the power of the SUN, her weakness.

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 05:47:23 2023 No.43192489

>>43192378
Yes. you have a better chance by saying mean words to them or prayers.

tough lets say you blow up a youkai's leg off with a shotgun: sure it will survive and be well next day but you will be able to escape it easily, there is value in that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 05:47:48 2023 No.43192492 >>43192378 I'd like to see the bitch that can take a .50 cal chunk of lead to the chest and act like it's nothing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 05:51:15 2023 No.43192499 Could you use firearms to fight in a spellcard duel? Marisa use that one weapon to shoot her signature laser and sakuya knifes, so imagine gun spellcards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 06:05:41 2023 No.43192537 >>43192499 War Sign "Artillery Shellshock"

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 06:38:46 2023 No.43192680

>>43192492
yeah it'd blow a hole through many of them, but it'd just be a temporary measure that lets you run away. besides, the loud noise would subsequently draw in even more youkai attention if anything.

>>43192499
sumireko literally does this with a 3D printed gun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 06:39:30 2023 No.43192683 >>43192680 >draw in even more youkai attention if anything. then shoot them too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 06:46:19 2023 No.43192721 File: 217 KB, 449x489, 1681265262581120.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43180494 Mansplain, manipulate, manwhore

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 07:43:55 2023 No.43192965 >>43192680 Sumireko based?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 07:49:02 2023 No.43192978 >>43192492 >>43192489 >>43192378 >>43192680 Thats why you have to use inherently holy guns like the 1911 chambered on .45. Doesn't hurt to bless it a bit as well for that extra holy damage

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 07:59:01 2023 No.43193013 >>43192978 What would constitute a holy calibre, or can I ordain myself as my own preist and bless the molten lead like holy water?

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 08:10:56 2023 No.43193046

>>43193013
The 45 is a holy caliber since it was made Saint John Moses Browning
Any weapon designed by him is inherently holy but the .45 is unique in being designed by him as well making it double holy.
As well its a matter of faith and ritual, ideally find a priest with strong faith or have said faith yourself and make a ritual if one does not exist in order to bless your weapon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 10:54:09 2023 No.43193668 >>43191369 There are no guns in Gensokyo, the technology of the village isn't past Edo era and the youkai don't allow them to know about outsider technology

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 12:30:03 2023 No.43194247

>>43193046
Would a Winchester 1886 in 45/70 be a good choice then?
it's .45, and made by browning, after all.
And could instilling faith in firearms make them divine weapons, like the Spear of Destiny? Could you start your own religion based around St. Browning, and rearrange the holy trinity to the Father, the Son, and John Moses Browning?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 14:41:13 2023 No.43195290 >>43192978 Coincidentally, this is the only time where engravings would offer a tactical advantage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 14:43:50 2023 No.43195315 >>43194247 45-70 is a bit different but it'd count. You wouldn't even need to pull a heresy to get your firearms packing holy damage, but a little veneration of the guns and ammo as holy relics wouldn't hurt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 14:45:50 2023 No.43195339 File: 1.15 MB, 3214x1905, holyguncumole.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43195290 Oh you know who would be the perfect survivor in gunsokyo

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 15:04:25 2023 No.43195492 cool firearms history thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 15:39:48 2023 No.43195819 Sexually assault benben and then take the bastard child

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 16:34:25 2023 No.43196298 >>43195819 I always forget which of the sisters is Benben, so I have no option but to assault both.

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 16:59:11 2023 No.43196470

Real question, can Shiki from Tsukihime kill Touhou youkai? He can cut them up and kill them, but can he destroy their very idea? Not just a concept like the concept of darkness like Rumia, but things like the idea of echos like Kyouko. Singing is Mystia's existence, can he kill a song? I think he could probably kill fairies even if he couldn't kill youkai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 17:16:18 2023 No.43196581 >>43196470 Considering he was able to permakill Roa, almost definitely. The obvious exception being Hourai Immortals since they lack a concept of death.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 17:41:31 2023 No.43196704 File: 422 KB, 1400x600, 861345e1d86f183716a6bc27618f6803.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that there are/were at least 2 tanks in Gensokyo, nevermind guns

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 17:42:58 2023 No.43196713 >>43196704 Rika is based, but not as based as us, since we have to abide by logic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 19:29:46 2023 No.43197447 >>43180494 Do what Ichiban is doing. Become more of a schizo to the point it all turns into an RPG for me. Then just hope for the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 19:33:14 2023 No.43197476 >>43180494 Participate in the youkai repopulation program!

Anonymous Wed Apr 12 19:51:16 2023 No.43197623

>>43197447
That may be risky. What if instead of seeing the girls the way they look in the games, you start seeing what they're actually supposed to look like according to the folklore? As in kappas being ugly bipedal turtles, tengu having gigantic noses, Momoyo being a literal centipede, Satori being a hairy ape, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 20:17:50 2023 No.43197830 >>43197623 I mean there's a chance at that, but if I'll be the type of Schizo that Ichiban is, I'll probably just see them with red eyes if I ever would be forced to fight them because they are named characters

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 20:28:31 2023 No.43197901 >>43197623 Some them would still look like cute girls. The fox that owns chen and chen herself for exemple

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 21:15:59 2023 No.43198249 >>43196581 Can he not just delete them from existence?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 12 21:45:45 2023 No.43198488 >>43198249 He still needs to pierce their points of death. If we were talking about Ryougi Shiki it might be a different story, but we're talking about Shiki Tohno/Nanaya.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 01:14:35 2023 No.43199654 Would I have a chance to remain alive if I spawned at the Misty Lake near the fairies? I think they'd be curious in knowing what this stranger even is to hold back any youkai trying to eat me, giving me enough time to befriend them

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 01:18:54 2023 No.43199694 File: 192 KB, 850x1258, bleedingheart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43199654 No, remember who's friends with the fairies there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 01:20:27 2023 No.43199708 >>43199694 I want to win Rumia over by providing her with meat and adopt her as my daughter!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 01:23:56 2023 No.43199732 probably be really confused because i don't know Japanese.

Anonymous Thu Apr 13 01:24:17 2023 No.43199735
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>>43199708
So do I.
That's part of the Gunsokyo plan, actually.
Think about it; Rumia lives in the forest (somewhere?), and has been there for god knows how long. Seeing as she appears to be a complete carnivore, it stands to reason she sustains herself mostly on just random animals. I bet Rumimi would make and excellent tracking youkai, as well as the best most loving and cute daughterhu possible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 01:32:58 2023 No.43199802 >>43199694 >>43199735 I want to change Rumia-chan's human meat eating ways. She's too cute to feed on yucky human flesh.

Anonymous Thu Apr 13 01:42:08 2023 No.43199876
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>>43199802
She only (tries) to eat people because she thinks she's supposed to, so convincing her that she can eat better, cooked meat is probably the way to go here.
I mean, I'd still adopt her if that wasn't the case and she refused to change her diet, but I'd still try.

Anonymous Thu Apr 13 01:56:37 2023 No.43199972

>>43199802
I'd help her hunt for regular animal meat on most days and try to get her into the frame of thinking that human meat is a delicacy best saved for special occasions and holidays. If we ate human everyday then we'd be out of humans in no time and she wouldn't want that, or so I'd try to tell her. Instead we'll make an event of it a handful of times a year and it'll be all the more tasty for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 05:45:03 2023 No.43201164 >>43199972 It'd be a good way to ween her off human meat entirely, make it a Saturday cheat thing, then holidays, then once in a blue moon, then she'll stop asking. Especially if you're good enough at giving her super tasty dishes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 06:23:16 2023 No.43201349 >>43201164 I don't intend on weaning her off of it completely. She deserves a treat every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 12:42:29 2023 No.43203854 >>43197476 This isn't Sexokyo. You will die horribly trying to fuck a youkai.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 16:52:19 2023 No.43206046 >>43203854 D-do youkai have human sexual organs, just as most of them have human-resembling bodies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 18:49:48 2023 No.43206778 >>43206046 Considering Rinnosuke, they're at least human-compatible. But human sexual organs? I wouldn't bet on it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 13 18:56:12 2023 No.43206823

>>43206778
You mean to tell me that the girls who look like human women in pretty much every way bar one species related thing like having pointy ears or something wouldn't have functional humanlike reproductive organs?
Kargerou might be a lil hariy, so would Ran andmaybe Momiji, but someone like Rumia or Meiling? They are practically human were it not for their strength and magic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 19:05:01 2023 No.43206879 >>43206823 Youkai canonically do not have normal human biology. It's not touched upon often but it's corroborated by several statements throughout the series. And besides, if you wouldn't tap the youkussy, why even bother?

Anonymous Thu Apr 13 19:18:26 2023 No.43206949
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>>43206823
>Youkai don't have human biology
It's either a pedantic difference, or it's "Youkai need magic as well" which would have zero effect on their twats. I WILL fuck yuukussy, and you cannot stop me sir.

Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:13:52 2023 No.43207547

>>43206879
>>43206949
I would fuck so much youkussy the cucks over at the human village would put a bounty on my head not because of impurity and degeneracy, but because they'd be so mad a normal human and a foreigner to Gensokyo at that is tapping so much cute magical girl ass they'd be seething in jealousy

Anonymous Thu Apr 13 21:17:44 2023 No.43207573
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>>43207547
They'd have to physically restrain me from breeding with Yuukarin-sama.
I'm talking iron bars and stone walls here, nothing else could contain me.
I'd probably end up causing an incident with all the green-haired superkids that would have mysteriously appeared.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 22:34:29 2023 No.43207903 >>43207547 >>43207573 Daily reminder that the number 1 threat to the balance of Gensokyo is foreigners creating enough half-youkai to make Ghengis Khan roll over in his grave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 22:37:59 2023 No.43207919 >>43207903 I am the danger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 22:40:11 2023 No.43207926 >>43207919 A youkai opens the door and gets fucked, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who cocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 13 23:51:40 2023 No.43208264 >>43207903 Kids sound stressful. I just want to live in peace with my youkai wife.

Anonymous Fri Apr 14 04:05:20 2023 No.43209659
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>>43199972
>>43199876
>>43199735
>>43199708
Seeing Rumia get so much love is wonderful. Together, we can let ween into the spotlight, out from the shadows on this year's poll!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 04:23:44 2023 No.43209761 >>43209659 That image makes me wonder, where does Rumia even live? Does she have a house somewhere or does she just float around 24/7?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 05:01:40 2023 No.43209966 >>43206778 If Rinnosuke exists and folklore stories talk of youkai fucking people then youkai are anatomically correct

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 05:04:15 2023 No.43209980 >>43209761 Honestly she probably just squats in whatever abandoned cabin she can find but I like to think somewhere along the misty lake's shores is a long abandoned church that got transport along with the mansion and that rumia lives there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 05:23:32 2023 No.43210086 >>43209980 I'd like that for her too.

Anonymous Fri Apr 14 17:14:31 2023 No.43214825
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When i get to Gensyoko, i am going to treat the yama like a dork and discuss philosophy with her until either we are friends or she gets fed enough enough to send me to hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 22:52:13 2023 No.43217224 >>43209659 I can't remember if I put Rumia as my #1 or Yuuka. Either or, I want both to be higher.

Anonymous Fri Apr 14 22:54:47 2023 No.43217241 [SPOILER]

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>>43208264
Youkai love is Youkai life
One day, I hope to have a Youkai wife.
As I arise in the morning, as I gaze upon my Youkai wife yawning, with eyes like dazzling gems,
And gems 10/10
All I know?;
All is well in life
I have myself a Youkai wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 14 23:14:17 2023 No.43217375 >>43217241 Such a peaceful life...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 02:07:18 2023 No.43218590 >>43180494 assuming "perish" isn't an option, considering manlet status probably get whisked along by some yokai for knowing chemistry. or get grabbed by okina for some power related to turboautism

Anonymous Sat Apr 15 03:59:59 2023 No.43219161
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Is there any legitimate reason I couldn't romance a qt girl youkai? After all, they NEED us humans to believe in them to exist, so eating us all would be counterproductive....

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 08:51:41 2023 No.43220632 File: 279 KB, 599x600, 1650505504224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why, romance the cutest, strongest fairy in all of Gensokyo, of course!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 15 22:22:06 2023 No.43227962 >>43217241 Youkai girls are just given bad publicity by jelly humans who can't compete with such cuteness and supernatural abilities

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 22:10:44 2023 No.43239309 >>43181602 I'm pretty sure yuugi will get us killed in her shenanigans quickly

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 22:43:26 2023 No.43239515 >>43180494 Die

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 22:44:58 2023 No.43239523 >>43239309 death by snu-snu at least. She'll make us black out from alcohol beforehand though, so it's not all bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 23:05:41 2023 No.43239665 File: 3.54 MB, 3216x4398, 105982383_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43239309 Would Yuugi feel bad for accidently killing someone? Or is she more of a "that's the way it is" kind of gal?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 16 23:09:50 2023 No.43239685 >>43239665 She might try and play it off, but she'd deeply regret it for the whole fifteen minutes before she anihilates that memory with booze.

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 00:16:50 2023 No.43240126
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>>43239309
>>43239523
>>43239665
Do you not have faith in the strength of the Oni?
Do you not have faith that in the other side, our strong and tough Oni will be on the other side? Ready to welcome us each with iron flavored kisses?
Yuugi will be there, and she will shower us with love anons! You must have faith!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 01:44:44 2023 No.43240617 File: 520 KB, 1149x800, 74.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43240126 what if we get caught by koishi instead of yuugi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 01:57:25 2023 No.43240677 >>43240617 You see, it's similar to Yuugi. But, instead of iron-flavored kisses, you get candy-flavored smooches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 02:14:32 2023 No.43240754 File: 130 KB, 1807x1196, rzmiumym6dk9zurn2j1u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43192378 >wouldn't most firearms in gensokyo be irrelevant beyond hunting? Not the bug a-salt rifle. Highly effective agaisnt the supernatural and bugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 02:26:11 2023 No.43240829 >>43240754 Whoever brings this into Gensokyo must REALLY hate Wriggle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 02:28:56 2023 No.43240846 File: 697 KB, 883x894, Fc3VeBCaEAILxhm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43240754 Please don't, what did the bugs ever do to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 02:38:10 2023 No.43240923 >>43240829 Me. I will eliminate Wriggle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:39:31 2023 No.43241495 >>43240617 Koishi doesn't look in a good mental state in this pic...

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:54:11 2023 No.43241549
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>>43241495
She's just starved of love anon, that's why Koishi is gonna give you candy-flavored smoochies in case Yuugi isn't in the gate to see you first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 04:58:38 2023 No.43241563 >>43241549 What are the odds of being greeted by someone that isn't a danger to my mental or physical health?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 05:01:07 2023 No.43241577 >>43241563 Less than 1%

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 05:04:31 2023 No.43241600 >>43241577 That's actually much better than I expected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:26:05 2023 No.43245456 >>43241577 Why You make it sound as if Gensokyo was worse than falling into the pits of Hell when it'd be more like just getting dropped into a national park

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:40:16 2023 No.43245592 >>43245456 A national park full of monsters that specifically lust for human meat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:48:40 2023 No.43245673 >>43245592 So a national park then. All those people don't go missing for no reason after all.

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 15:55:56 2023 No.43245734

>>43245673
The odd wendigo is one thing, twelve different kinds that all try to eat you is another, and probably several thousand in a confined space is a different thing entirely.
I mean, you can like run from bears kinda, but demons that are damn invulnerable to physical harm and can't be tricked easily is not a fun thing to be standing in front of.

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 16:50:48 2023 No.43246154

>>43245734
It's just shit like the youkai mountain that gotta go, like you can avoid the SDM in the same way you avoid a cursed house inhabited by devils, you avoid the underworld in the same way you avoid entering a cave full of demons, but damn shit like youkai mountain is super dangerous because tengus fly everywhere and kappa exit their territory regularly

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 20:51:01 2023 No.43248205 File: 272 KB, 921x837, have no fear, yuugi's here.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43245456 >>43245592 >>43245673 Good thing Yuugi is waiting right at the gate, waiting for every outsider to come. Iron-flavored kisses are mandatory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 21:05:36 2023 No.43248295 >>43248205 But I don't like Yuugi and find her horn repulsive

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 21:19:19 2023 No.43248381 File: 216 KB, 850x1200, yuugioh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43248295 IRON FLAVORED KISSES

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 22:08:36 2023 No.43248631 File: 1.15 MB, 850x1275, sample_0b0d1659a384b67650ad55e80abfe6dd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43248381 2 horns >>> 1 horn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 22:30:49 2023 No.43248738 File: 989 KB, 800x599, skating.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43248295 After getting countless iron-flavored kisses from Yuugi, get ready to skate with Junko and Hecatia on the Moon to piss off lunarians.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 22:32:30 2023 No.43248748 File: 710 KB, 1147x905, fa9eb3df0ab7f5b57f3b4a701fa31435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43180494 Find a job and start working.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 22:32:44 2023 No.43248750 >>43248738 for that, im down lets go have some adventures with junky and hecc!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 22:39:25 2023 No.43248777 >>43248748 Does Gensokyo even have electricity

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 22:44:36 2023 No.43248795 >>43248738 Piss off the lunarians by using a little DU 14.5x114 What are they gonna do? Dodge it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 22:55:53 2023 No.43248855 >>43180494 Violently kill myself in front of Sumireko.

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 23:02:19 2023 No.43248874
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>>43248795
Anon I'm pretty sure you won't need a DU 14.5x114 if you have these two by your side.
Let Heca do all of the intimidation on the lunarians while (You) and Junko skate around in the capital, scaring rabbits and princesses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 23:09:24 2023 No.43248905 >>43180510 Can you run, hide or fight the man eating youkai? Rumia is usually a black ball so maybe you can hide from her. No way to fight against bullets whilst not knowing spell cards Are most most youkai slow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 23:11:51 2023 No.43248916 File: 796 KB, 1300x1140, junky hecc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43248905 A better question is can you resist the hugs of a divine spirit and a hell goddess?

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 23:13:44 2023 No.43248920
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>>43248874
It's not about the message anon.
It's about shooting bunny rabbits with a PTRS and also causing a nuclear cleanup site at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 23:18:05 2023 No.43248944 File: 681 KB, 1250x1000, Eud3LxVUYAU_Z-2.jpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43248916 The best question is: Why would you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 23:19:54 2023 No.43248953 >>43248205 Would she be put off if I wanted to marry her?

Anonymous Mon Apr 17 23:30:36 2023 No.43249017

Would it really be hopeless? What if I happen to spawn near humans, or better yet near someone like Marisa who is literally human? Wouldn't she take pity of me and teach me how to defend myself from youkai, if anything because of the novelty of myself being htere?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 23:33:34 2023 No.43249030 File: 107 KB, 708x1000, oni d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43249017 It's not hopeless if Yuugi is there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 23:55:17 2023 No.43249130 File: 668 KB, 1000x636, x.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43240617 Not the best idea...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 17 23:57:18 2023 No.43249136 >>43249130 who cares? yuugi will be there before her anyways

Anonymous Tue Apr 18 00:28:43 2023 No.43249260

>>43249017
No, it's really going to depend when and where you end up in. Youkai and animal predators are dormant in the daytime, and that is when the human villagers are active and venture out from the walls. One of the old guys from Miyoi's bar even went into the dangerous bamboo forest and never encountered anything life threatening during his trips while the sun was up.
Gensokyo is small, but its not like you are going to crash into a man eating monster every two feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 01:50:54 2023 No.43249595 >>43248777 this is a dumbass question

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 08:34:13 2023 No.43251270 Try and rape any of the bbas and die trying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 18 09:32:48 2023 No.43251421 >>43251270 >bbas Big bad apples? Bland boring animals? Bleeding biannual anaphylaxis? Blind buried assassins? Blond breeding Antlions? Billy Bob's angle-grinder?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 05:44:43 2023 No.43258418 >>43249260 But what about fellow humans, how would they react to an outsider siddenly being there all lost asking for help? Both regular humans, and powerful ones like Marisa

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 11:05:55 2023 No.43259595 >>43180494 Operation: Gensokyo Paradise Plan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 11:10:28 2023 No.43259623 >>43258418 I think regular humans would care more than powerful ones. It's not exactly a new phenomena for the powerful out-of-towners.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 17:02:25 2023 No.43262679 >>43259623 Do villagers even give a fuck about outsiders?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 00:04:06 2023 No.43265003 >>43262679 I think they would if they found some dude with weird clothes and devices out of their wildest imagination who doesn't even speak their language

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 02:24:51 2023 No.43265687 >>43265003 Aside shit like pocket watches most of the devices you would be carrying would be dead and useless in less than a day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 05:53:23 2023 No.43266446 File: 148 KB, 764x1080, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_shishamo__2218988a4ac736c9ae6a41087ac2219a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Work as butler

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 06:04:46 2023 No.43266477 >>43266446 Okay I will.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 23:22:00 2023 No.43273533 >>43266446 Isn't Patchouli canoncally anemic? She must be lighter than a feather

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 23:26:11 2023 No.43273566 >>43251421 Byakuren's Boob Assault Squad. A team composed of Gensokyo's bustiest babes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 23:27:08 2023 No.43273573 >>43266477 >>43273533 Did the jannies think that was a dick? They did didn't they. Fags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 23:37:45 2023 No.43273648 >>43273573 I don't even remember what the picture was despite having replied to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 23:56:03 2023 No.43273750 >>43273648 It was patchy sitting on a butler's lap. Last panel showed her ass through the pajamas, and it kinda looked a little like a cock and balls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 00:10:03 2023 No.43273833 >>43273533 But then her bony butt would be jabbing you in the crotch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 08:58:01 2023 No.43276545 >>43180494 I would probably die and get eaten by youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 06:54:52 2023 No.43286237 >>43276545 With that attitude you most certainly would. Sad!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 16:45:00 2023 No.43290373 >>43180494 is it true that miss Yuugi fucks like demon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 20:25:21 2023 No.43291936 where is yuugifag? he's the most based one in this thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 20:39:56 2023 No.43292040 File: 1.75 MB, 1920x1080, ironflavoredkisses.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43291936 I got you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 20:54:11 2023 No.43292127 >>43292040 Is there a reason they're specifically iron-flavored, Yuugifren? Has Yuugi been taking mineral supplements? Did she eat someone?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 21:01:46 2023 No.43292165 >>43292127 No idea, I'm not that guy. Just another Yuugi fan who happened to find the posts funny. But you know what? I'm sure Yuugi enjoys a side of human flesh to go with her sake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 21:03:20 2023 No.43292173 >>43292165 Nah, I think the last thousand or so years since she went underground have cured her of that. I just assumed she had a weird diet and just kinda tasted that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 21:06:04 2023 No.43292186 >>43292173 What do you suppose they even eat down in former hell?

Anonymous Sat Apr 22 21:08:59 2023 No.43292201

>>43292186
Good question.
I don't think it's ever reall answered, but I guess they have some pigs and cows somewhere in a cave to eat, and I think the bridge would have a stream with fish in it.
How they feed those livestock under a quarter mile of rock however, is beyond my imagination.

Anonymous Sat Apr 22 21:25:07 2023 No.43292300

>>43292201
Could be that they have their own versions of farmers and the like. As far as I know, we only ever see what it's like for Yuugi who is a higher up oni. She gets to live it up at a personal onsen but I don't imagine the average oni lives nearly as well. There's probably rando oni who live on the outskirts of former hell working as farmers. Someone has to grow the essentials so they can keep making sake, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 23 09:52:14 2023 No.43296703 >>43249130 What will she say if I pick up the phone?

Anonymous Sun Apr 23 10:49:50 2023 No.43297021

>>43180494
A lot of it would be influenced by random factors such as what you have on you, when/where you show up, etc.

other things like your skill at surviving in wilderness and ability to live with limited technology would be relevant too

Trying to befriend a (very) weak youkai or fairy might help considering your total lack of magical ability, but I wouldn’t count on it

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 23 11:33:24 2023 No.43297305 File: 129 KB, 850x1233, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_neko_mata__sample-cb8ddd4f5ad7c4c02396d10388f30f69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43297021 Rumimi can be tamed with beef jerky and a little explanation!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 23 12:51:21 2023 No.43297911 >>43297305 maybe if you’re incredibly lucky it could work but going to rumia specifically is practically a suicide mission for a regular human

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 23 12:53:04 2023 No.43297926 run and find a exit

Anonymous Sun Apr 23 12:55:03 2023 No.43297942
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>>43297911
High risk, high reward, anon.
You bet your sweet asscheeks that having a youkai daughter would be the best thing ever!
And the even better thing would be squeezing her cheeks after she's filled out now that you've taught her how to hunt food better!

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