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ITT crazy pairings.

>> No.4317700

>>4317679
Whoa, that's crazy!

>> No.4317763

Totally crazy, dude!

>> No.4317779

you know what's the craziest?
reimu and marisa

>> No.4317805

>>4317779
Stop, the wackiness is off the charts here!

>> No.4317814

Mokou and Yuyuko

>> No.4317827
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This

>> No.4317837

ZUN

>> No.4317839

Letty and Yuugi

>> No.4317852

Patchouli and Alice

Yeah, that's right

>> No.4317856
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>> No.4317893

>>4317700
>ITT crazy pairings.
ZUN and a member of the opposite sex.

What do I win?

>> No.4317915

>>4317779
Also, canon.

>> No.4317945

Patchouli and Rinnosuke

>> No.4317946
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One of Utsuho's victory quotes from UNL was that she wanted to visit the new "hell". I always thought it would be funny if she ended up getting a job there being Eiki's assistant or something; much to the displeasure of Komachi.

>> No.4317947

Okuu and Cirno.

They haven't even met, seriously....

>> No.4317983

>>4317947
Trollan?

Hisoutensoku Cirno scenario, stage 4

>> No.4317991

Sunny Milk and Konngara

>> No.4317997

Flower Tank and Evil Eye Sigma

>> No.4318003

>>4317983
more like derpan

every character pairing is crazy unless they've teamed up

>> No.4318006

Reimu and the giant catfish

/thread

>> No.4318009

YuugenMagan and Five Magic Stones

>> No.4318012

>>4318006

>ZUN and the giant catfish
>/thread

fix'd

>> No.4318018

>>4318003
>every character pairing is crazy unless they've teamed up
lol no.

>> No.4318023
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Yuuka and Yuuka (PC-98)

>> No.4318032

>>4318023
So moe I'm gonna die.

>> No.4318069

Most artists are really lazy and never think outside of a single game, unless it's for their shitty powerlevels fighting manga.

>> No.4318090

Youmu + Sakuya

It's incest, both are most likely sisters since they have so much in common.

>> No.4318120

>>4318090
But that's what really happens when their mistresses neglect them.

>> No.4318135

>>4318090
on second tought
That'd be awesome, and they did fight before so it's not a pairing that crazy at all

>> No.4318141
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>> No.4318145

Sakuya + Eirin

I mean, selfcest is going a little far don't you think?

>> No.4318146

>>4318141
Give it up alice, You only cut your finger twice!

>> No.4318160
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>> No.4318166
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Tewi and Remilia

I'd watch the fuck out of it

>> No.4318185
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>>4318166
fascinating

>> No.4318192
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Gentleman

>> No.4318207
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always liked this one

>> No.4318208

>>4318192
Crazy? CRAZY MOE PAIRING!!

>> No.4318243
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>>4318208
Thanks anon, here, have some moe, I personally don't like this one very much, because Chen looks a bit older, or taller, or whatever.
Yet Chi-en pairing pics are rare

>> No.4318270

>>4318192
They are both so "chinese", isn't that to be expected?

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>> No.4318305
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Marisa and Kanako are bros.

>> No.4318314
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Lyrica tackling Marisa.

>> No.4318323
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Marisa is Shiki's guardian?

>> No.4318332
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Marisa molests Mokou's mammaries

>> No.4318349
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>> No.4318350

>>4318332
Mama mia!

>> No.4318352

Stop posting Marisa, you can pair her with Tewi, it wouldn't be strange, it's Marisa after all

>> No.4318360

>>4318332
Marisa maliciously molests Mokou's massive mammaries?

>> No.4318364
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>>4318352
Okay. How about Lunasa and Wriggle.

>> No.4318379
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There's the link here of abuse, but I don't think I've ever seen another picture featuring just these two.

>> No.4318394

I don't see the fascination with these. It's easier than finding links, even vague ones, between characters.

Just spin the wheel and go to town, Yawn.

>> No.4318402

>>4318364
Yeah, that's cool, but what's next? Merlin and Mystia? Or maybe Shizuha and Medicine?

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>> No.4318439
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These are harder to find then I thought. Why Patchy and Mokou. Have they ever even met in canon?

>> No.4318447

Medicine and Meira.

>> No.4318453
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>> No.4318460
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>>4318440
Kaguya/Mokou hate-sex should be the only allowable pair.

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>>4318460
Sounds good to me.

>> No.4318516
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Kourin as a butler is strangely handsome.

>> No.4318523
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>> No.4318550

>>4318527
>>4318523
>>4318516
Stupid sexy Kourin.

>> No.4318552

>>4318090
Yamaxanadu And Youmu had a daughter, they called it Sakuya, at that time Youmu was still alive, but she was doomed to death in 15 years, Yama realized he'd have to have someone to raise his Child and put her in Meiling care.
After 15 years Yama was in charge of julding his wife, he wanted her to be close, and also remembered she loves flowers, so she put her as a gardener at Hakugyokurou . In order to prevent Orin to take her body he also split her soul in two and gave her "two bodies".

Discuss

>> No.4318566

>>4318552
she doesn't go back in time?

>> No.4318596
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Shiki is being lewd.

>> No.4318607

Wriggle or Rinnosuke and the first boss from TH01

>> No.4318652
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Pictures for this pairing are hard to find.

>> No.4318728
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You never realize how many pictures you have until you try looking through all of them.

>> No.4318740
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>> No.4318756
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Not a lot of people realize that these two are good friends.

>> No.4318757

>>4318728

What, how is that possible? Clonecest?
I always thought they were the same person...

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And then Marisa stole Nitori from Hina.

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Is there an explanation for this?

>> No.4318782
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Finally browsed through all my worksafe pictures, Ending on the common Malice pairing.

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>>4318782
The only thing that's better than MariAli by itself is a 4-way adding Reimu and Patches.

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Now I don't have the image to support it, so you'll just have to imagine that you're seeing things from Yuyuko's POV.

>> No.4318822

Hijack sort of
I'm interested in Touhou and I've played SWR and Hisoutensoku, but I still don't know a lot of the characters. How is it that there's so much backstory and info on each character?
Should I start playing the old games? Reading some doujins? How do I Touhou?

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>>4318822
The recommendation I'll pass on is what was given to me to get me started. Play "Imperishable Night" first. You can think of it as the 'wading pool' of Touhou games. Then you can start reading http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/ until your eyes start bleeding.

After you wipe up the blood, play either Embodiment of Scarlet Devil or Perfect Cherry Blossom.

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>>4318822
Play PC-98 first.

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The relationship so unimportant it had to be named by fans.

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ReiMari is the only thing I care about.

>>4318822
DONT start with Imperishable Night like the previous poster suggested, it will teach you bad habits. I\'d go with Perfect Cherry Blossom (normal difficulty) and stick to it, then move on to IN or EoSD once you learned the basics.

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>>4317827
"I'm the Juggernaught, bitch!"

I like this pairing more.

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>> No.4318917

>>4318893
People keep saying this, it doesn't goddamn matter. I played IN first and then cleared PCB right after no problem. My bad habits had nothing to do with IN.

>> No.4318918
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This is probably the most crackpot pairing I actually like.
Just because I want Yukari to take Tenshi on a date to New York then spank her until she calls her onee-sama.

>> No.4318932

Eh I'm not really into bullet hell flying games. In fact I can't even beat UFO on easy mode, not even with continues. I prefer the fighting games, and really I'm just interested in the touhou universe.

>> No.4318933

>>4318913
Kanako's Final Form Ride must be a transformation into one of her big pillar things.

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>> No.4318944
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>>4318905
I hope you can feel the strong "carry on..." vibe I'm sending you here.

>> No.4318952

>>4318932
Oh, just read the wiki then, and the official stories and manga. The canon is fairly thin for something so established, but there's still quite a lot of reading you can do.

>> No.4318955

Crack pairings. Bah. What a gigantic waste.

They overlook the AWESOME that could be generated within. Sometimes it's the entire reason what made them think of this Weird Crack Pairing Shit in the first place.

No, instead, they choose to add Stupid Romance Shit. It's not just Romance Shit, it's Romance Shit with unnecessary amounts of Sap added to it, like a poorly written fanfiction.

Crack Pairings should be at least 90% Fucking Awesome Shit. Stupid Romance Shit should be less than 9%.

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>>4318917
But IN is such a horrible place to start with. A dozen characters that you are supposed to know from previous games, complicated time/continue system, youkai/human scoring and utterly broken death bombing combined with way too many lifes/bombs. Not to mention three out of four teams are ridiculously overpowered.

I love the game but it really is the worst place to start.

>> No.4318990

>>4318957
Yeah, true, I was confused as fuck when I played it, I would have been much better off starting with EoSD. It's definitely bad for that reason, I just don't think the bad bomb system etc will cause a player any harm when he moves on.

>> No.4319003

>>4318955
Most couplings are like that regardless of it being crack or not. Hell look at any romance doujins that are churned out these days. Most of the stories are cliched out of character sappy shit that consists of the "boo hoo I'm so lonely, I wish so and so loved me" storyline.

>> No.4319004

>>4318944
.....so, anyone want to tackle why the hell Keine is teaching Math...?

>> No.4319019

>>4318768
This is cute, and it confuses me.

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>>4318955
You mean like that goddamn retarded Mokou/Mystia romance crap? Yeah I'd much rather see Mokou pair up with Meiling instead to deliver unyielding beatdowns to all comers.

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>>4319004
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Keine_Kamishirasawa

Because Touhou Wiki declares it.

>> No.4319311

All pairings are crazy, some less than others.

>> No.4319312
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Parsee and Yuka.

>> No.4319320

>>4319004
Perfect Memento in Strict Sense

Main article: Perfect Memento: Keine Kamishirasawa

* Keine is the wisest of the half-beasts.
* Upon seeing the full moon, she will transform into a hakutaku.
* She was not born a were-hakutaku, though.
* A hakutaku is a youkai which appears to virtuous rulers to guide them.
* She can erase history while human and create history while a hakutaku.
* The history of Gensokyo is that which is created by her. Things don't become history merely by happening, they must be made history.
* This history is later passed on to the Hieda family.
* Keine runs a school in the village. However, the village children think her lessons are boring.
* She is edgy on the night of the full moon, since she has a lot of work to do.

>> No.4319384

>>4319312
Would this then cause Parsee to be jealous of herself?

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