Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Bear necessities.

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[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your cows, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049831
surely this thread will be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049831
I feel like she's not being honest about "helping conservation efforts"

[Anonymous No.]

What is the ultimate hag?

[Anonymous No.]

i need a slime dragon

[Anonymous No.]

'Nukis
That is all.

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>>43049840
I don't care whether you're an unironic furfaggot butthurt about being told to fuck off with your monsterboy posting or just le epic hecking pretending to be retarded, drink bleach either way. You're a living STD and the world would be just a little bit better if you cured yourself.

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>>43049831
She gives me teacher vibes need monster teachers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049855
Probably some real old and powerful forest hag

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>>43049870
I need my monstergirls that are actually aliens and from space.

[Anonymous No.]

>Favorite monster for years has now been devolved by twitter troons and niggers to the point where everyone sees her as cuckbait
I hate them so much it's unreal. I hope KC rapes them with dmcas. Now post good images of undead women.

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>>43049868
This is a monster girl thread, I'm posting monster girls. If you have an issue with that I'm sorry but that isn't my problem.

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>>43049885
Thankfully Liches aren't tainted.

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>>43049885
The only undead I particularly like are Li-
>>43049896
beat me to it.

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>>43049885
I got some lich pics.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck all this monsterboy shit. How MONSTER does a monstergirl have to be before you're like... no thank you?

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>>43049885

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>>43049889
I'm sorry the terminal AIDS infection you got from your dad has rotted your brain away to this extent.

[Anonymous No.]

foxmilk?

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>>43049905
Lich is best, only controversy we had was that one yurifag that got made fun of years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049885
Now you know the pain Chesh appreciators went through for fucking years.

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>>43049905
The Liches are getting too powerful, they can get mofu now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049885
>Skinhead punk with an undead gf
I guess you could call him...a Wight Supremacist

I'll see myself out

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>>43049786
>/fit/fag eating after midnight
Disgusting.
>Mogwai rules
Based. Gotta split the difference someway…I sincerely wish y’all luck on your candidacy, President Faggot.
>>43049896
>not tainting Liches
Are you even trying? Why do you think she hired you as lab assistant. The sacred bond between lab partners is not to be treated as a trifle.

[Anonymous No.]

nudibranch are pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049908
The BBA Menace!

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>>43049916
I'm sorry that instead of doing something productive like posting monster girls you need to impotently stomp your feet when someone doesn't do everything you demand of them. Anyways what underwater games do you anons think Atlantis would get up to if they had monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Lich has a cool trick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049948
Uh, oh. It's not going very well.

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>>43049930
>>not tainting Liches
I'm talking about being ruined like what Wightfag did to Wights. Of course I'd make sure to cum on my Lich boss every day for our experiments on the moisturizer properties human seed can have on an Undead.

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>>43049944
So, were you a gay furry already before you got molested?

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>>43049905
Mofumancy is a forbidden school, even amongst the practitioners of dark magic.
I hope she knows what she is doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049957
Uh, nevermind. Miss Lich is... busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049930
She sleeps late and stays up all night gaming and riding the Quimblaster 9000 (Me) too. It's exhausting, but she's a great running mate otherwise emphasis on the "mate"

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>>43049885
Fuck ‘em. Like what you do, ignore avoidable crap. Drama’s the bottom of, even on 4chan. Hell, 4chan in especial makes that source of tension a negligible matter.

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>>43049965
Were you always a hall monitor or does your crippling autism make it hard when you see people have fun?

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>>43049911
Honestly I can go pretty far as long as they're still in the realm of humanoid.

[Anonymous No.]

communist demon realms

[Anonymous No.]

Wight girls only fuck black guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049986
I don't care for the definition of fun from some discord groomer full of diseases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049987
that sounds like being a furry with extra steps

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>>43049987
Oh, my. Miss Cerberus is QUITE the lady.
I'm more of a bugs-and-cats man myself, though.

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>>43050012
Go make a MGE thread if you feel this threatened by monster girls being posted with their logical counterparts

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>>43049987
Fairly human face+torso is the gold standard imo. Once you start getting into snouts and shit we're in furfag territory.

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>>43050024
That isn't a monster girl.

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>>43049964
Was well aware of context, man. I was performing a polite conversational segue from a contentious topic that is peripheral, at best. Back to Lich details. Is improper phylactery placement a cry for help?
>>43049977
Nice dubs. She a gear head in particular?
>43050003
No one’s got a patent. Pick something else. If you gotta be inflammatory, get creative.

[Anonymous No.]

Large meat acquired, now to find a place to eat it.

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>>43049987
Man, KC needs to do a mutli-headed girl. Some weirdly-designed girls like the sandworm sort-of opens up fun imaginative new kinds fantasy scenarios

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>>43050040
She's a stylized honeypot ant:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_ant

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>>43050052
>Is improper phylactery placement a cry for help?
What if she just really wants you to break it? Like if she got a taste one time and now she keeps """""""accidentally"""""""" putting it by your arm when you're eating. Right on the edge of the table. Whoops.

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>>43050052
>inflammatory
I'm being serious. That's just a bug with a tiny hat that looks like a girl, should I just post a Ford F150 with a girl's torso bolted to the hood and say that counts?

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>>43050056
>anon comes home to a passed out kot and a pile of bones on his couch
just one of those days...

[Anonymous No.]

big fluffy cuddles

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>>43050061
Yeah but it still doesn't look like a monster girl to me. It's like 95% bug.

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>>43050031
Go back to your discord if you feel like you can't live one moment without being a mentally ill faggot. Or better yet, stop living instead.

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>>43050059
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

Stay strong Anons, ignore the bait

>The English Blue Butterfly lifecycle involves mimicking the cries of an Ant Queen and living inside the colony, preying on the vulnerable ant larvae, until it metamorphoses into a butterfly, emerging 100 times its original size

>Anon Fireant, son of an Ant Queen, brings home a new friend from school, a cute Blue worm
>Before you know it, she's visiting everyday, raiding the fridge, playing tons of split-screen Vidya, and enjoying lazy summer afternoons by the pool
>Sadly she has to go away for the fall semester, but she promises she'll be back in spring
>First day back after winter break, a stacked, leggy 7ft tall blue butterfly goddess in a split-leg dress and with a haughty look on her face meets you at the curb, becoming you into her limo
>"Heyyyy handsome. Remember me? Why dont you sit on my lap and you can tell me alllll about what I've missed~"
>Anon's parents recieve wedding invitations later that day

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Yeti has sent you a letter. It reads:

"henlo anon :DD hai il iek I liek u very muchb and how wuld u wanna go skiing with me ths ebening lator todey at snowy mondtan downill? :DDDD i will bring Mämmi :DDDD :DDDDDDDDDDDD"

If you accept her invitation she goes yay ":DDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
If you decline she goes ":d forebr alone :dddddddddddd"
Choose wisely.

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>>43049831

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>>43050099
I accept but not before barging in to Mrs. Haku's place and asking her if she has any cures for Spurdism.

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>>43050052
She did try to convince me to let her convert my essentials to a 2-stroke combustion with a pull start, but I overrode her

She loves dirt bikes and paintball guns and street racing. Also keep in mind despite the pic she's still short, barely 5 feet, so it's pretty easy to pin her feet behind her ears and smash her into the mattress when she gets to carried away in the workshop

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050064
Yes.
Do it.
No balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050099
Yeti are super adorable but not in my top ten. I tell her I have a very lonely friend in the Dakotas who would LOVE to get her number though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050074
me in front

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>>43050031
Kill yourself

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>>43050063
Ah, finished your Phylactery repair course have you? They get to be antsy (no pun intended) after their assistants complete the certification. You know, we can always use more data on controlled phylactery damage responses. Talk it over with your lab director. We’ve got a solid millennium of controlled damage studies, but our patrons are insistent and generous regarding the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050112
There is no cure
It's contabious too :DDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050059
Nah, multi-armed ones is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050079
I'm not the one having an autistic spergfit over monster girls being posted in a flavor you don't like. If you're going to have a tizzy maybe you should try /monster/

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>>43050135
Fugggg :DDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050099
>finnish yeti
I decline. I'm not prepared to handle finnic super autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050135
Fugg

>>43050138
Why not both?

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>>43050131
Nah, I'm not the deeply insecure loser terrified of non-human males existing around monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050157
Finnish White Horns are nice and not too autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

which mgs causes you use to use quicksave

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050099
But I don't know how to ski

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050067
The Tiger's lair!

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>>43050158
Just think she could Hold both your hands and stroke your head while tracing circles on your chest while smooching all at the SAME TIME.

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>>43050056
Is that the new Jumbo Deluxe Stretchy Meat (Limited time only!) from Wendi's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050140
Do what's fashionable among your discord buddies and end yourself.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43050074
I REALLY like this picture. Everything about it is peak comfy
>BEEG fox with a lovely hourglass figure and Venus girdle (those fleshy bits just above the hip bone for grabbin')
>Her fantasizing about snuggling (You) while she snuggles you
>In her mind she's a cute tiny fox girl being held by Big Strong Anon, but in reality she's a foot taller and several dozen pounds heavier, pressing (You) into the mattress with the weight of her cuddles
>Big floofy tails and delicious ear mofu
>Cute blush gives the impression of body heat and arousal
>Subtle pink eyeshadow makes me diamonds for some reason
>She's clothes in her dream but naked IRL, suggesting she sleeps naked (hot AF)

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>>43050165
Chaos incubi are just mutated human males so still human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050198
Goddamn.
If nothing else, I imagine there's magic-based solutions in MGE to not having multi-arm-by-default species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050203
You bet it is!
Don't ask where they get them. Trade secret.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050181
>Enter BattoCatto lair
>F6
>Creeping along to charge stealth attack
>Waiting for right moment
>F6 again to be sure
>Spot target (she's passed out on the couch in nothing but stripped pink panties)
>F12 and F6
>Get to strike
>Step on beer can
>combat music starts
>HUD elements flash combat mode
>Usual pre-attack I-frames skipped since she spotted you while in cloak
>Gotta reload
>F6

God dammit, save ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050210
he has a charming way of drawing sexual assault
it's very nice

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>>43050117
Ah, but overriding a Gremlin is only possible in a single sense. The consistent size makes her quite /fit/, is it a response to Grem physical insecurity? Plenty of Natural History to study, sounds like an appropriate field for the nature-lover. There’s probably an ‘aphrodisiac per area’ measurement in use. Considered how environmentalists would scramble to preserve and document wildlife areas before an energetic transition in a given locale. But that’s too in depth for MGE.

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>>43050165
Whatever. Just fuck off and kill yourself subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050138
The demon realm general election is around the corner, you have six near-equally leading candidates, each from a different party, who would you vote for?
>Demon, Extremist Legion
>Baphomet, Sabbath Witches Party
>Kikimora, Meido Labor Party
>Lilim, Royal Makai
>Malif, Dragonewt Party
>Human, The Order

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050265
oops didn't mean to reply, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050265
Only Miss Demon has the age and wisdom to lead in these difficult times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050265
Demon

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43050275
she looks like she could use some chapstick

[Anonymous No.]

post slime related monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050297
Ma'am I think your airbags have deployed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050302

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050211
This isn't the MGE thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050188
the who?

[Anonymous No.]

>ctrl-f "fag" on previous thread
>73 hits

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050324
Am I supposed to care?

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050056
Fat cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049938
cutibranch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050336

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050336
You'd think a cat with so much insulation wouldn't need the sweater.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43050333

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Griffon is a cute.
A CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050344
Is the griffon small, or the yarn huge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050345
It's actually shibari rope. She has a great need.

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>>43050348
That... makes far more sense than it ought to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050345
I've always interpreted it as the yarn being HUGE.
As opposed to Miss Ushi here, who is clearly very smol.

[Anonymous No.]

Red or Blue?

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>>43050340
oh wait this girl's actually a clione
I didn't even know those were different things because I fear the ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050354
if i'm drinking it's with ms satyros

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050357
fear is the natural response to learning more about the ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050342
It's for ambush maneuvers.

>>43050357
What's the difference?

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>>43050354
Blue. I only make passes at girls who wear glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050351
She says it's to practice escaping in case some thieves tie her up to try and take (you), but honestly I'm not buying it. She just sits there squirming and panting after she's tied up.

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>>43050365
! !

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>>43050316
shut up faggit and go back to /trash/, don't act like we didn't see the first image you posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050377
Yes, a cow girl being spanked. There a problem with monster girls being posted in the monster girl thread?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43050365

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>>43050365
cliones are like little floaty jelly angels and nudibranches are more like feather worms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050313
slime mofu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050395
I don't need to be popular with girls. I just need 1 girl to step on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050400
Huh, weird things.

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>>43050403
>man faced tranny looking freak from the dogshit new RE games
Oh you can go fucking kill yourself for posting this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>43050390
>hurr durr furry boys are on-topic in the monster girl thread
i think you should get that lead from your failed suicide attempt out, it's clearly not doing your brain any favors

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050414
It's just a husband taking a potion if that makes you stop shitting your pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050407
... Would that help me get a brand-new Vampire Mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050396
What does ! ! sound like?

[Anonymous No.]

One fox lies.
The other fox also lies.
Foxes cannot be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050425
Hey dont you fucking dare tarnish Another Eden with your shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050425
I agree with >>43050414
You should fuck off and cease to exist, you living fucking cancerous teratoma that acquired a keyboard and monitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050452
I'd say the only shitposter here is the guy having a shitfit over nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050460
Maybe you should post monster girls instead of being a crybaby

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050451
Young foxes can definitely be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050462
HARD STOP KILL THIS THREAD NOW WE DON'T NEED THIS SHIT ANYMORE EVERYONE GO HOME THE PORTALS WILL NEVER OPEN BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE THESE FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050468
K to the Y to the S

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050462
>everyone who dislikes me is one person
Paging Dr. Flayer, we have another gay lobotomite on the loose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050473
>>43050478
He's been doing this for over 10 years now, why do you still respond?

[Anonymous No.]

MODS KILL THIS THREAD THIS ISN'T MONSTERGIRLS ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050451
As long as her fat fox tits aren't lies, that's all I need

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050469
I only trust lolibabas

[Anonymous No.]

gonna start posting guro and loli here so that the threads get taken down

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050473
>>43050475
I'm seeing a lot of crying but I'm not seeing a lot of monster girls or monster couples being posted.

>>43050478
Now you're just putting words in my mouth. It was a joke directed at the anon that was having a little cryfit over monster girls bring posted in the monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

> Miss Baph is minding her own business on her day off.
> One of her students comes in, carrying a good-size rabbit.
> That's... weird... but OK.
> Pet bunnies are allowed in the Sabbath!

> "Miss Baph! Miss Baph!"
> "I screwed up!"
> "My husband and I, we bought some Theriomorphosis Potions."
> "I wanted him to... you know... go to town on me. Beast-style."
> She looks like she might cry.
> She pauses to steady herself emotionally and continues.

> "He took too much!"
> "He took way too much!"
> She holds out her bun to you.
> "You have to fix him!"
> Oh, Maou.
> Young people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050469
Did I stutter?

[Anonymous No.]

>It's been like three hours
>he's still going
Lord why must we be cursed with the most determined shitposters to exist holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050484
Just dump porn or something.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050496

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050480
Literally who

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>>43050503
I think anon is having a mental break cause I have no idea either. Pretty sure this is just a normal shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050501
That's all nonsense anon.
Now get over here.

[Anonymous No.]

How big is too big, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050451
so is there a reliable way to tell a fox, wolf, coyote, jackal or dingo girl apart?
i keep checking their breasts but it requires further testing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050490
Don't you dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049885
Don't let some retards on Twitter ruin her for you man, she's a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049970
How? She's undead! How does it even effect her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050514
Wolves are bigger than all the rest by a considerable amount.
Jackals are just desert coyotes.
Dingos are just aussie coyotes.
Foxes are the most civilized, except the korean ones which are practically feral.

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>>43050513
Well, I know that's not too big.
I'mma Falcor this bitch. 100%.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adBmLtE4wwg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050531
Yeah, especially if your name is Tyrone, Jamal, Hakeem, Michael, Charles or DeShawn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050514
Does it matter in the end? They all get tamed the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050265
Lilim! Lilim! Lilim!

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>>43050540
Noted--only date Korean foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050553
t. good boy

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>>43050520
oh so you're okay with giantess and full on furrys and monsterboys? you know nothing of these threads and you need to die with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050344
Big yarn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050561
The siths are good girls who never hurt anyone.

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>>43050561
Just report them if it bothers you that much. Don't ruin the thread for everyone else just trying to ignore this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050561
C'mon, Brah! If you wanna talk up monsterboys, NUT UP and post 'em!

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>>43050506
It's pretty easy to identify the usual suspects if you're in this thread long enough. They always use the exact same questions/lines and image names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050469
Wait a minute...that's a lot of tails for such a young fox....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050585
Shut up and huff the fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050584
Anon the filenames go back to fucking gelbooru that means nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050585
17 years old

[Anonymous No.]

See? I just set one off because he didn't realize archive sites exist and I can literally see him baiting with the same image for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050316
Kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050594
Reported!

Stick to legal shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050559
How'd you know my radio callsign for the local animal control?

[Anonymous No.]

What are some fantasys or role plays you'd do with your wife? A personal favorite of mine is her being an integrator for the DL army and I'm a order solider who got caught

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>>43050577
>Just report them if it bothers you that much.
I'll send a letter to Santa while I'm at it.

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>>43050601
Anon I have no fucking clue what you're trying to even say. If you mean metadata again these images are fresh from gelbooru so again it has no real connection to whoever you're talking about since it'll have the same filename/metadata.

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>>43050613
In MGC, animal controls you.

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>>43050594
>go to Hagville High
>fall in love with the librarian Haku who doesn't wear makeup spells to make her look younger
>crows feet, saggy boobs, and mom jeans
>every woman there seethes because she got a bf before them

[Anonymous No.]

>In addition to playing sports themselves, many monster girls like to cheer on their husbands when they play sports, and so cheerleader outfits have been developed, though given its a different world from ours they may not actually be called cheerleaders.

I find this nice. What sports do you think they play? Football or soccer for Americans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050577
If jannies did their fucking job we wouldn't be dealing with this shit in the first place. They have to shit up the threads for literal fucking days for anything to happen.

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>>43050594
I think you're omitting a zero, or two

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>>43050265
I will run as an independent, and begin campaigning in all of the low-level zones of the realm. These high-level career politicians don't care what the majority wants, they're running for their own benefit, not to represent the will of the realm and its people!

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>>43050624
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
So fucking do something about it instead of threatening to make the rest of us miserable.

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>>43050614
Miss Lich pretends to be a pipe lady with some help from her undead hordes, and we have a fun night on the town before she makes her minions watch me plow the everliving fuck out of her.
> She claims it is educational.
> Not so sure about that.
> Miss Lich might just be an exhibitionist pervert.
I try and I try, but she will NOT teach them the Thriller dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050591
Never! I won't fall for the trap of mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050634
I am not the poster you think I am.

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>>43050626
>begin campaigning in all of the low-level zones of the realm
Bad idea, devil bug, large mouse, and slime votes count as 3/5 of a normal succubus vote. Should've appealed to the midgame girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Thread moving so fast nobody will notice these absolutely obscene helltits.

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>>43050637
Surely a lich wouldn't be such a pervet...you can test it by smashing her phalactry.
Teach them the dance while she's engrossed in studying

[Anonymous No.]

Not even the most fortified of shelters will keep you safe from monsters!

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>>43050634
>https://www.4chan.org/feedback
Look at this guy and laugh at him for believing anyone reads what people send there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050653
swetty piezuree

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>>43050649
Sorry, but still it's better than just sitting here complaining.

>>43050660
So what's your idea then? Sit here crying?

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>>43050653
Good fucking lord, all over my face please

[Anonymous No.]

Do you submit to ancient evils?

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>>43050677
this artist sucks so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050677
I'm not entirely sure my waifu isn't one, but she refuses to elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050677
I'd rather be the ancient evil and have monsters heroines submit to me

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43050677
No! I shall make the ancient evil docile by having sex with her every time she starts to think evil thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050701
Made for orcish cock. Human boys need not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050701
>AIfags think this looks good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050670
The only thing with any chance of success I can think of is taking it to the IRC, but they might also ignore you and go back to ERPing with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050653
Don't send a rescue party. I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

shit this place died fast

[Anonymous No.]

Absolute Chaos and I’m not talking about the Abyssal kind.

[Anonymous No.]

Snek

[Anonymous No.]

Wights are...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050766
Black allies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050766
qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050490
Just do it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050648
That's what they all say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050490
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>come back home to find your wife doing https://files.catbox.moe/t95iqx.png
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050766
Inferior to vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050782
You are a sick twisted man and this is the only (You) will get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050766
rapidly approaching your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050792
you actually fell for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050766
made for mutual fondling, covered in exotic oils, sipping champagne straight from the bottle after trying to be in the spirit of a commoner for the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050799
Jokes on you pirate wight, I'm landlocked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050783
Bloodsucking hands typed this post. Go make some dhampirs with your husband, you glorified mosquito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050792
>>43050802
Calm down, it's just a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050783
Who let you out of the coffin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050810
I will not stand for this vampire slander.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a wight's eye

[Anonymous No.]

Evil women raising evil families with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050802
Yeah I was curious what the link was about I shouldn’t have clicked on it I am such a clown, that when the portals open up a bogie will probably come after me do to my clownish behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna know the fastest way to break a Vampire even while you're still a human? Just insinuate she has more than one man in her life because she'd never want to settle with a disgusting human like you. You know it;s not true, I know it's not true. But SHE doesn't know you know it's not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050818
Yeah cheating is really funny I’m laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anons. Sorry to see you guys aren't having a good time. Here have a Pharaoh.
https://files.catbox.moe/nuwaod.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050845
It's just a doppelganger potion, sperg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050843
if she's ever drank someone else's blood besides mine that's a no from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050838
Committing nefarious acts such as sneaking snacks into the movie theater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050783
Very true anon, everyone has their betters. It's a shame so many people here don't accept their place compared to vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050838
>Interrupt her evil speech by barging in and giving her lunch and kiss on the cheek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050865
I'm not really into women that would likely fuck niggers behind my back until I turned into an Incubus for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049840
>>43049874
>>43049889
>>43049944
>>43049986
>>43050003
>>43050031
>>43050140
>>43050165
>>43050316
>>43050333
>>43050339
>>43050343
>>43050390
>>43050425
>>43050462
>>43050468
>>43050491
>>43050500
>>43050513
>>43050548
>>43050569
>>43050635
>>43050658
>>43050704
>>43050770
>>43050782
>>43050850
>>43050877
Hey janny, how do you expect to earn your nuggies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050829
>vampire fucks up
>tell her no more feeding on you until she apologizes
>her pride won't allow it
>practically foaming at the mouth by the end of the night
>drooling so much you're afraid she'll dehydrate herself
>staring at you like a hungry dog
>looks like she's going to blow a blood vessel at any second

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050865
Agreed. I for one would be proud to be a vampire's personal coffin heater

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050865
My place is to bully vampires because they're giant dorks. It's not like I like them or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050880
>mass replying
Sperg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050880
Considering the amount of nipples that went un-vacationed recently maybe all the jannies died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050777
Help me....she's level draining me while wrapping me in her tails...please I don't want to be a mofu addict

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050882
My dastardly plan to get drained until I pass out is coming to fruition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050888
>hijack the bluetooth speaker playing her boss music to blast circus music
>watch her start crying as she mashes the buttons on the remote to try and get her connection back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050892
Well speaking of kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050919
Jannies took my boy, but left all the gay shit. Ya hate to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050888
Gonna get drained anon >>43050885
Good to see a fellow man of taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050922
Jannies are the ones posting the gay shit, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050685
What does she do anon? Does she have a habit of making evil speeches? Having a smug and confident aura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050922
>>43050931
Guess that settles it then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050702
>She's about to try to think of another evil plan but you distract her by making her her favorite meal and giving her a nice romantic night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050936
>Having a smug and confident aura?
That could mean anything though.

[Anonymous No.]

Vamps go on and monolog about being a superior being and all powerful and that all mortals are worms, then that night will they will all be the small spoon in bed and let thier husbands give them hickies on the back of thier neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050942
Hmmm, does she have a lot of ""friends"" that seem to follow her orders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050895
You fool, don't you understand yet?
You were always an addict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050931
Truly the days have gone down in the west. F for my man, at least he tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050936
>graped abubis wife marked off a 10 hour block of time for "Evil speech practice and editing"
Fuck bros, I can't. Not again. I love her to death, but hearing her monologe of hours is enough to drive me insane. I begged her to just run in through chat gpt or whatever, but she insists that as her husband, I'm the best editor. I have a degree in finance. Hire a phantom or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050931
tranny janny faggy poopy
he works for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050948
If by "orders" you mean "polite requests" then sure I guess but that's what friends are for! Now if you'll excuse me it's time for my buddy is having a facefuck.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050949
H-how many tails is that? I think this fox has gone supercritical.

[Anonymous No.]

So this thread is done for, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Those damn tanuki bureaucrats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051013
I want to see a Danuki corporation or trading guild ruled by Danuki.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monster girls have a weird obsession for horses the same way some regular girls do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051049
What if she is a horse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051049
Monsters don't want to fuck horses, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051049
I know there was mentioning of giant demon realm horses in one of the MGE books so maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050969
The loli version is superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051052
That's like a kakuen being into monkeys or a kobold being super into dogs
it's a pretty strange quality for a mamono

[Anonymous No.]

Sex jello

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051083
bad character

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051089
Character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051097
I'm not a fan of cuckoldry so cease posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051083
Imagine the sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051104
Aw sweet, new schizophrenia just dropped!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051049
Not in the sexual sense. I can imagine lots of forest or plains monsters being good shepherds and herders though. Like a kobold sheepdog or just an elf that takes care of horses. Image that comes to mind most often is a holstaur rancher but I feel like most are too big to ride a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051116
>fucks all of the girls before the MC
>outright calls him a cuckold
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051117
>Minotaur riding a hopelessly undersized horse around like Radahn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051122
nta but I never remember suu calling him a cuck. Do you have the panel? Sounds kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051122
>>outright calls him a cuckold
Haha, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051149
Oh fuck that I'm not finding the chapter, the context was I think when they were feeding her herbs that made her a bitch. It was something about how the MC does all the cooking or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050084
I like this
Big butterfly mommies are good

[Anonymous No.]

Love hound witches

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051122
>Slime goes to town on a bunch of girls
Ohhhh no?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050888
I want to be chunni with them. Really embarrass our daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>EMG poster is a megafaggot
Man why did I even bother, likely the same faggot from earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051186
I typically ignore the autistic shitfits until you start responding to me directly

Once again your need to get a word in last prolongs your suffering

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let her rant about annoying her mom is

[Anonymous No.]

>it's this guy
>again
>right after the "first" guy died down
totally not from the same shithole though I'm sure

[Anonymous No.]

You're about to on a long adventure full of ups and downs, traveling the world and creating wonderful stories with your new friends. You meet your fellow 3 adventurers in a tavern and decide to go on your first mission immediately after. The adventurers you get are randomly selected, and you don't get any rerolls. How well does your group do and how long do you think you'll last before all 3 fuck you into retirement?
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051230
She gets 10 minutes maximum

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051248
>Sandworm
>Wight
>Papillon
How they got a sandworm inside of a tavern is anyone's guess. That being said, I can see something forming. The wight is our planner; the worm and flyer, our way in; I'm the muscle. The fun part is figuring out who tries to take me first: the transports as they try to transport me, or the planner when she has me stay behind for an extended briefing session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050491
Kys annoying nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050591
This petite fox is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051248
>Bogie
>Lava Golem
>Imp
The group will have to function one head short, because I'm using a random destination teleport scroll at the first opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051230
She shouldn’t complain, her mom loves her very much and even tries to help her out. It’s not her fault that dhampires are literally draining for her to be around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051230
I would. I would march toward her castle with her only to find out her parents are actually nice people and she's going through a phase. Hopefully I can connect with her dad due to his wife's royalty autism and my daph gf's van helsing autism.

[Anonymous No.]

Ugh I have a headache I need a Mindflayer to heal me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051248
>Chimera
>Satyros
>Ocelomeh
I'm not doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

One good way to improve any existing monster is to make them into a loli

[Anonymous No.]

I need one of each. Doesn't matter if they're sisters or rivals

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051329
Trade ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051333
What did you get

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051336

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051248
>Crow Tengu
>Imp
>Siren
Absolute disaster, my entire party consists of debuffers or buffers, and with me being the only paladin member focusing on tanking it's either going to be something akin to 20 minutes of buffing before every instant-ko or yakety-sax as this comedy trio gets me into constant trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051331
>both of them trying to convince you that they're the best wife
>everything from snuggling to cooking is a competition
>dhampir always trying to sabotage her sister with garlic or by leaving the curtains open on a sunny day
>vamp trying to turn her sister by drinking your blood in front of her and waving her blood stained fingers in front of her nose
>the only peace you get is after you fuck both of them into a coma

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051347
>oomukade
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051348
>buffing takes so long that the debuffs expire
>fight drags on forever as you are too weak to deal any damage to the other monster, or they're incapacitated by curses

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051331
how dashing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051347
>oomukade
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43050985
I forget how the legend went, but don't fox tails normally increase to 9, then instead of getting a tenth they form one super-tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051248
>Succ
>Succ
>Fairy
If the succs are short we'll be a midget possy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051386
Nah, they max out at nine and stay at nine.
Sources reporting otherwise invariably seem to trace back to "I made it up" or "well I heard it from some other weeb."
Actual myths are fairly consistent here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051238

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051254
She misheard you, she thinks you said 10 hours

[Anonymous No.]

what monster would be the type to make sex mods on new games as soon as possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051230
>>43051254
>>43051310
>>43051319
>>43051331
Dhampirs DO NOT have any cool battle music, boss fight songs or any leitmotifs and that is a FACT.

Now the average Demon Realm or Royal Makai inhabitant on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051248
so i got a roper tank and a thief rat but if the inari can't do healing or foxfire magic the party will be lacking a little bit. i don't have to worry about any of them besides the roper because the inari would be slowly trying to get me to force myself on her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051373
It's the hat and the silly jacket

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051419
I am here for cute vampires and always will be. I’ll make sure those stinky dhampires are removed from the house before they can even get close to my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051409
Chubby neet werecats and gremlins
I have no idea why I have become obsessed with a neet werecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051435
I'll make sure all the fragrant dhampirs can get back into your house to fight your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051435
I'm here to show cute vampires that humans are more than just servants and dhampirs and that humans aren't just damsels to be rescued

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051202
I knew you sounded familiar, you're that elfspammer from the previous threads arent you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051440
Sorry meant for >>43051410

[Anonymous No.]

Back again, here is todays progress on AI Hellhounds, it produces really good results now I think. Probably the best one made so far, absolutely glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051419
Excuse you, Dhampirs have amazing music!

[Anonymous No.]

Lolipires

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051248
>a frenchie mucus toad
>Aussie bunyip
>leadhe sidhe.
so im boned
43051461
fix the eyes, also go to /g/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051454
Depends on what you're talking about. Do you mean the dark elves? Cause I don't like dark elves

I love pale elves with giant breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051461
>those cracks on her ass
Nope, still ugly. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051452
What happens if the vampire wins and tricks the Dhampir into drinking your blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051448
You just marry the dhampire yo ur self and have her stop bothering us.
>>43051452
At least your are helping dedicate the dhampire.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not follow the floating blue light into the mist, otherwise it is very unlikely you will walk out an unmarried man

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051461
>retard eyes
Looks like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051468
>the monsterboy poster from earlier is also the look at this elf spammer
Fucking knew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051484
>pic
Made for loving monogamy with her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051487
i follow the smell of good food

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051482
Then you get to be the blood bag for two bite happy girls. Probably getting sucked in both ways by both girls at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051487
I choose to sit in the dark and wait for a Grue to "eat" me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051461
Quote nice though the face looks abit off due to her mouth and like the face is kinda blurred or not in focus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051492
Very much so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051491
He's been like this for almost a year now. Careful he's gonna accuse you of being his personal boogeyman while totally organic cooldown posts reply agreeing that everyone who dislikes his catty faggot attitude is totally one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049885
i still like wights as high level zombies
imagine dicking a simple zombie girl so much she evolves into undead royalty, that's cool as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051484
She only let me marry her on the condition that I help her avenge her bloodline by defeating her mother. I don't really know what that means, but usually I just post her bail when she gets arrested for trespassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051248
>THREE excessively smug bitches
>none of which possess any combat ability whatsoever
What have I done to deserve this?
At least we don't have to worry about running out of funds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051516
You're going on the biggest adventure of all. Venture capitalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049885
The way I see it, wightcuck is just one hilarious failure of a relationship in an entire population of wights. There are countless of wights out there, and plenty of them hate kikes, cucks, and niggers just as much as you do. You just need to search for the wight girl and ignore everybody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051494
The good ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051496
Yeah, not perfect yet, I think I will have to crop a bunch of her face and run a dedicated batch of it, I had the black sclera and red pupils presenting pretty good but the position wasn't perfec on an earlier one and her tail didn't generate so I didn't care for it as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051517
Oh god no
I can't stand retail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051526
Don't worry anon, you'll be their personal ""energy pump"" you won't deal with customers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051482
Then I just have to figure out how to tame them both

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051517
>production and R&D
>market research
>marketing
The gang's all here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051526
You're the boss, dummy! You'll be hiring plucky little Hellhounds looking to make some extra scratch so they can buy their boyfriends something nice!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to heightmog Druella in the middle of her rallying speech!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051482
>edgy dhamp who sucks like a vampire
>is a bit more firm with you
>still insists on "hunting" her family for corrupting her and "forcing" her to do this to you
I kind of like the vamp-dhamps as much as the regular ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051492
Agreed.
>>43051520
Truly this is the best you can wish for if you want to have a harem with a dhampire and vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting a handjob from a dragon must hurt. The scales probably make it feel like you're being jerked off with sandpaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051552
not really, it would feel winde a weird but you wont feel that scraping pain since mamano mana prevents that. and this why you can have sex with mersharks without getting a free degloving

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051491
I don't post monsterboys or furries. I post things I think are innocuous and then someone has an autistic freakout and then I show my naked contempt for them

I just posted >>43051083 but then the freakout started

>>43051501

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051562
At what point are you going to realize you're the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051567
When you stop thread policing for shit that isn't furry, futa, or gay

[Anonymous No.]

So I guess that's a never then, dunno why I even bother with this kike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051494
Man was given two sides of the neck for this exact reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051582
Literally all you have to do is stop engaging

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051590
>shit up a thread
>act like a catty niggerfaggot when people call you what you are
Christ, textbook kikery right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051583
>vamp and dhamp glaring at each other from either side of Anon's neck
>they start sucking faster to try and outdo each other
>both of them start to panic when Anon falls unconscious
>spend the rest of the night warming him up and helping him recover with some iron-rich foods
>agree that the neck is a cease-fire zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051562
>I don't post monsterboys
Right you just talk about monsterboys and then when people call you out on it you spam monsterboy pictures to prove you are morally superior and not a shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051595

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051592
I have less issue with her being an alcoholic and more with the off-brand JD

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051602
I don't have pictures of monsterboys, that's someone else

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051599
Pinned between a vamp and a dhamp while they feed is the place I wanna be. The comfiest spot in the whole world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051599
Thus that’s how we get the one sucking at the neck while the other is busy sucking away at his cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>he's gone back to doing the exact same shit he's been doing for hours now
alright, fuck you all I hope this thread is gone by tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051624

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051624
At least post a cute girl or two if you want to complain anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051532
Anon, I don't think you can contend with a vampire and a repressed dhamp...

[Anonymous No.]

I'll post one for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049986
>Were you always a hall monitor or does your crippling autism make it hard when you see people have fun?
>>43051573
>When you stop thread policing for shit that isn't furry, futa, or gay
Even anonymity cant hide it, your brand of faggotry is too recognizable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051624
I don't like that stuff either

I like girls who are either a head or two taller or much shorter

[Anonymous No.]

This is what happens when you lose a bet with your tanuki friend

[Anonymous No.]

imma post this bot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051640
That's not that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>Well, well, look what the catfish dragged in! Will you call the bet? Raise the stakes? We're all breathless with anticipation! Remember: the real trick isn't in the cards. Now, show us what you can do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051652
all I've got is a 2, a queen, and the rules card, do I win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051637
Is that you, reetard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051652
I'm just here for the buffet, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051652
Bitch get of the table!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051652
I like it when artists don't default to regular bat wings and try something new

And I HATE it when they try bat wings but can't even be bothered to look at a bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051516
i think this has the possibility of being an economic adventure like spice & wolf. you needn't engage in an adventure based on combat when you have a master of merchanting and very good intel gatherers that can also subtly spread rumors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051635
You have to have faith in your abilities when dealing with monsters, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051667
Rata might be able to subtly spread rumors, but a Familiar has the subtlety of a lead brick covered in copious amounts of glitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051685
Maybe but she's cute and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051685
Every corporate empire needs a mascot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051620
>get a mouthful of blood
>quickly pivot to take a cumshot as well
>they call it a "berries and cream"
>tell them that it's disgusting and you'll start wearing turtlenecks if they keep doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051685
Use her to distract the opponent with a cute performance while the taknuki works her magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051652
Shadowverse right?
Are the more casino monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051652
Little did she know I already replaced every deck in the casino with my own custom blend of Pokemon, YuGiOh, Uno (Only the yellow ones, except for the turn skips, which are green) a single Joker, and the four of clubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051690
That's a given.

[Anonymous No.]

>43051658
>reetard
kek
>>43051501
fucking nailed it.
You are way to predictable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051652
>boss music starts
>succubus starts whipping magical throwing cards at Anon
>he came to the casino because it was $10 steak night and the banshee lounge singer was performing
>watches helplessly as his New York strip is impaled by the jack of clubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051709

>>43051652
Truth is I'm after one of the serving girls

[Anonymous No.]

Even in a land as topsy turvy as wonderland, the house STILL always wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051700
Only female sadly, the others for dice and roulette are male
have the evolved art and flavor text
>Fifth street! Oh, my. I do admire a player that can keep their cool! And you even realized the entire table was in on the trick! Gambling is all about teamwork; being psychic helps too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051725
More like the MOUSE-

Hey

Where's the mouse?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I think my automaton is acting up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051652
Well it's good news for the house, because I have comically horrible luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>the monsterboy poster is now spamming gacha
He's really going all out, huh? Wonder why

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051652
>Grab a deck of cards and rip them in two then do it twice more
>get kicked out
>go to nearby gym workout and ask some of the minos for that anabolic window milk

[Anonymous No.]

G'nite

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051726
>the game was rigged from the start
fucking casino demons man

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051740
>>43051753

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051740
>2 pics= spam
Shadowverse anon isn't new, he posts a montergirl every now and agian and loves that one virgin dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051730
Is that the vidya butts girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051728
Asleep, most likely in the middle of the craps table. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine getting mad over monster girls being posted in the monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051764
>virgin dragon
Go on

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being that sad that you need to mess with others, couldn't be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051764
He also loves to post monsterboy, gacha and elves and gets butthurt when called out, thinking the big bad reeeetard is out to get him, if this thread is anything to go by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051792
>>43051794

[Anonymous No.]

Any takers on someone asking about how cait sith act toward their husbands and what being a Man in the cat kingdom actually involves, yet?
I'm not subscribing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051792
>others
You mean making one autist acting like an internet hall monitor? Oh heavens forbid that guy gets made fun of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051794
Not for the me
All I post that mught not be "kosher" is shadowverse's monster girls, if I want to post the dudes I'd do it in /vg or something when im actually talking about game/lore as opposed to "look at this cute casino demoness. I want to stick my dick in the cute casino demoness"

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit we've been doing this gay song and dance for like two days straight give it a fucking rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051740
The only gatcha girl worth a damn is this piece of infrastructure

Hey, you're not me! Quit stealing my bit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051753
You aren't allowed to go to bed until you give your hound a goodnight kiss

[Anonymous No.]

We've got people posting about casino's and no one has brought up the literal playing card monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051740
The only gatcha girl worth a damn is this piece of infrastructure

>>43051762
>>43051788
>>43051802
Hey, you're not me! Quit stealing my bit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051830
I don't want to talk about the girl that turns you into a literal dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051830
It would have been nice if trumpart's were the designated gambling monster rather than the designated weirdo monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051838
That’s just one of the suits though.
You would know this if you actually bothered to read the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051832
didnt the q and a say they dont have the power to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051847
kinda hard not to associate them with it when it's that fucking bad though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051820
Asking pizza succ for a dance, then when she thinks she has to bounce like a retard again - pulling her inside your apartament for a jolly waltz!

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea why you are all suddenly talking about trumparts and dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051849
It's not something they're born able to do, but who the fuck is going to want a wife that wants to fuck a dog. That's some straight 3DPD shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051849
No, they have to learn it and I don't care if it's not a core power I still don't want anything to do with the literal dogfuckers. Same goes with any wonderland species or any monster that would willingly use potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051862

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051869
I don't know what you're trying to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051859
diamond suit trumparts are dirty minded and would CONSIDER using things like the beast potions
the anons here have taken it as their entire gimmick and thus trumparts as whole are now mge's "white women"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051864
It's tragic the potions get associated with such relentless faggotry now. There were some neat ones, but man a lot of them were fucking rancid..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051851
Okay?
I’d rather focus on the other suits than expend brain power on the one I don’t like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051873
I'm telling you to cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051869
now post the other version

[Anonymous No.]

>drinks your milk
>"nyahahahahaha, what are you going to do about it? you pale nerd!"
how do you show the choco cat who's the boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051877
I still don't know why this is suddenly interesting but the animal potion is nothing new. I wonder if it's just something to troll people with or one of the more puritan posters got bothered by learning about it.
Did it get mentioned on the patreon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051883
Why didn't you just say it then? How the fuck is a random image of an oni meant to convey that you weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051877
>would CONSIDER using things like the beast potions
Yeah that's still a fucking dealbreaker. It's like someone telling you they think about taking a shit in your coffee every time you go into work. It doesn't matter if they haven't done it you're still going to want to stay the fuck away from them now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051869
Going to need a bigger jug of sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051887
It was in a recent QnA post which made everyone remember "oh yeah one of the trumpart suites literally fucks dogs."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051889
Became you'll seethe no matter what, reetard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051899
This is the most confusing conversation I have ever had with another human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051886
Call her an asshole and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051887
it was brought up as some anons were talking about casinos so naturaly a monster baced on magic playing card soldiers would be brought up
and becuase this thread will drag every negative trait into any conversation, here we are

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051905
In case you haven’t noticed, they’re legitimately autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051905
don't feel too bad about it he has a mental breakdown and starts shitposting off topic images whenever anyone disagrees with him

[Anonymous No.]

Commander Anon, your automaton guards have arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051892
then just dont go for diamon trumparts then
consider the other suits, dont throw the whole race under just becuase crazy jenny wants to have funky drug sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051896
>"oh yeah one of the trumpart suites literally fucks dogs."
which is a real tragedy for the species given that the other three are great. Pretty fucking hard to shake the stigma when one of their descriptions just goes straight to actual bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051930
>consider the other suits
No? That's like telling me to just ignore Dogfucking Sally and go date her sister that's likely just as fucking crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051930
>crazy jenny wants to have funky drug sex
isn't that most of MGE when you think about it
where most of the monsters use drugs and sex moves to attack
its like CoC but without the cancer

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, I hope the thread doesn't burn down more in my sleep, and remember always squish the cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051930
I admire the sentiment, but fucking dogs is a pretty brutal one to just be like yeah ignore that bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051923
But I want the classical models/versions that look like ball jointed porcelain dolls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051944
>its like CoC but without the cancer
he says with Siths existing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051941
If god told you you have sally (who fucks dogs) and her sister sherry (who god tells you as an absolute has perfectly normal kinks) is sherry auto condemmed just being sallys sister?

[Anonymous No.]

Well, since the thread is currently a shitshow, I think I'm just gonna go to bed.
Have an anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051957
Sorry son but you gotta take what you can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051946
Cat is too dangerous to squish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051941
So, no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>Story about trumpart whos ramance is dead in the water becuase of her diamond cousin when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051886
Pull her tail and one strong spank. Also throw her in a gym, fat fuck don't get sexo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051975
I'm not writing a story again until I get answers on what goes on in the cat kingdom behind closed doors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051964
>is sherry auto condemmed just being sallys sister?
Yes. I don't care how normal she looks if her sister is a glorified methhead I'm not going anywhere near her.

>>43051969
At any time a Trumpart could decide to go learn the dogfucker spell they can do because she wants to "spice things up" fuck you that's a damn good reason to stay away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051964
Yes actually
Sherry might be a nice girl but at the moment all she has to her name is "her sister fucks dogs"
getting a waifu who's sister is a freak is monkey pawed as fuck and I don't want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051989
And nothing of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you considered just headcannoing the diamond trumopart toned down a few notches?
like just being into bondage of expostion or something relativly tame?

[Anonymous No.]

worth pointing out that at the very least you yourself are the dog
its not like shes going to the pound and staring ad dobermans

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052000
Wrong
>>43052008
Since when do you think anyone in this thread could handle doing head canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051967
Nah she's just a little kitty, don't worry the myth of scary dominant werecats is just that, a myth. She won't turn you into a hopeless tom in seconds or anything like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052013
>Actualy justifying beastiality
Motherfucker you step away from the darkside right the fuck now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052008
Or I could just go for a girl that isn't canonically a dogfucker

>>43052013
>its not like shes going to the pound and staring ad dobermans
we don't know that for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>3D behaviors are now normalized in MGE
I hate this plan of existence so much. Why? Just fucking why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052013
That really doesn't make it any better, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052021
>Or I could just go for a girl that isn't canonically a dogfucker
I mean MGE girls alter them selfs to your desires right?
Canonically you can still get a non dog fucking diamond trumpart
or, you know, a non dog fucking heart/spade/club trumpart

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanted to talk about casinos
I didnt want any of this
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052030
What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052033
No, the whole family is fuck up and go die in the sewer. You must cut the tumor before It grows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052033
>Canonically you can still get a non dog fucking diamond trumpart
and be known as the guy fucking a woman belonging to the dogfucking suit? No.
>or, you know, a non dog fucking heart/spade/club trumpart
Again, I'm not going after Sally's non-methhead sister because I don't want to be near Sally at all.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys spend way too much time perseverating over niche bullshit.

>>43052030
Yep, that’s definitely the case, you’d better pack up and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052030
Take your meds, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052036
I just don't understand how this can be the straw that broke the camels back. Do you think it's all just repressed anger over the state of the game or community in general?

[Anonymous No.]

43052049
Fuck off with your giantess shit. You're corrupting a nice thing just to get a few you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052038
Cutting the tumor would be actually removing the diamonds entirly
Your suggestion is a full on "PURGE THE UNCLEAN" wipeout
Not agianst you, just pointing that out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052052
I think it's more the fact that a few people have been literally non-stop shitposting in the thread for like two days now. Kinda makes everyone edgy. The one guy that starts posting giantess shit whenever he gets mad is still at it even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052055
It's acceptable when dumb cunt import women's behaviors in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052068
I’m sorry for your brainrot.

[Anonymous No.]

cant unsee the trumparts as normal anime girls and then the diamon suit's in the coner lookin like a methhead version of the hex maniac

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052054
>REEEEE STOP POSTING MONSTER GIRLS
you right now:

[Anonymous No.]

Jannies never clean this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052055
>Cutting the tumor would be actually removing the diamonds entirely
I see no issue with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052054
>>43052077
Oops forgot this part of the post!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL2B-AAnsHo

[Anonymous No.]

43052077
They're not. It's a /tg/'s thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052080
Usually giantessfag catches a ban and quiets down by now, but jannies only stopped by to remove nipples and he's been tag teaming the thread with the monsterboy guy for a fucking eternity now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052036
>Anon tries to enter MG casino
>its actually hiring new stuff
>its not even a ploy for men, they need new hires after the trumparts got bullied out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052052
The monsterboy shitposter is angry and spamming because he got identified.
Take that thread the breath/scatfag fucked up for example. A bunch of "different" shitposters promptly showed up and started cycling through bait for the rest of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052080
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the shitposter wad a janny or a mod considering how much of a whinny gay faggot with a superiority complex they are, they already fit all the qualifications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052081
Never do I
but he's suggesting a MH greadsword to do a scalpel's work

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052036
Roll the dice. You win some, you lose some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052094
Lol, if I got a ban for every time Anons accused me of being banned I'd be banned a lot more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052104
That one guy that posted tits and lit him up also instantly caught a vacation. Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052085
Monster girls belong in the monster girl thread. If you have a problem with posts that don't violate rules maybe you should go to /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki would purge this place from all the dirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>43050140
>43052124
See? It's the same guy cycling through bait because his elfspam doesnt catch any (you)s now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052113
Almost like anon posted something that broke the rules while demanding meidos delete posts he personally dislikes that DIDN'T break rules.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you all
Card waifus are cool
Do we actually have trumpart stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052124
A bunch of drama queens that can't even handle mge canon despite pretending to be the only mge fansite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052030
Nobody thinks this except for normalniggers and ntr fags. The whole reason this fucking series exists is an escape from the abomination that is human women. The whole reason they are attractive is because they don't act like 3DPD. Anyone who tells you otherwise has clearly not read canon and is acting in bad faith. KC literally made this series as an escapist porn fantasy because hoes aren't loyal enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052143
>Card waifus are cool
not when they fuck dogs
>Do we actually have trumpart stories?
thankfully not from what I remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052142
They've literally deleted the exact same images he was posting before tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052147
And yet He made them fuck dog, for fuck sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052147
>KC literally made this series as an escapist porn fantasy because hoes aren't loyal enough.
Is that why he's slowly but surely dragging monster men into MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052143
We have one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052155
>janitors made a mistake and have now learned from it
Is that meant to be a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052159
He made one subset of them fuck (You) under strange circumstances, ESL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052143
IronBeast of all people has done a roulette
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35423245/chapters/88300462
Dont worry, no diamonds involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052168
well when they've deleted them dozens of times before and now just ignore it entirely and then promptly delete the guy calling them out it's pretty weird. Old based kiki fucking died or something I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052169
>strange circumstances,
"whenever they feel like it" are strange circumstances to you?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really feel sad for shadowverse anon at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052176
Reading comprehension, ESL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052160
I think it's more that NTRfags in japan are roughly analogous to what the general assembly of furfags, giant shit, and monsterboys are for us so he doesn't really have the same negative connotation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052179
Sorry your post was just so fucking retarded I assumed it was MORE retarded than it initially was. Still don't care nigger, Trumparts can all die in a fire for being THE dogfucking species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052175
>well when they've deleted them dozens of times before
Because it was used as a weapon before because spergs like you are hilariously easy to trigger. Anon was posting completely normally and engaging in actual discussion while crybabies had a fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052178
man stepped unknowingly stepped into a multi-day shitstorm. Rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052178
I can't say I care since shadowverse fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052186
To you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052198
along with anyone else who actually read their profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052194
Why bother coming into this thread then when it's obviously not welcome? You already have threads on /d/, /trash/ and virtually every other place on the internet to post in. I will never understand the fascination you all have with forcing this particular corner of the internet into engaging with your degenerate proclivities. Does it really drive you so inane that a single thread on the internet doesn't want you there?

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43051248
Selkie’s gonna be carrying our team’s DPS while the clussy and weed worm are the taunt/debuff builds. Assuming the latter two care enough to make themselves useful, otherwise they’ll probably correct me before we even leave the tavern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052199
Anyone with a sufficient command of the English language (i.e. not you) can tell what applies, how, and where, and thus does not need to go full retard whenever the subject of Wonderland is touched in any regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052200
guy you're trying to talk sense into people that have spent quite possibly hundred of hours over the course of years to shitposting to make random anons in this thread mad you will find no sanity here

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with Breathfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052210
Just try not to let your wife go near any dog shelters, okay anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052207
You should change that name to scatfag. Own up to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052200
>why bother coming into this thread then when it's obviously not welcome?
To you and maybe one or two other spergs incapable of acting like adults and ignoring things they dislike. It's SFW and on-topic for the thread so there's zero reason people shouldn't be able to post about giantess content or monster girls interacting with monster dudes unless the latter was 90% about male monsters. It's not like they're just spamming furry images or vore which would actually be breaking rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43052159
Yeah, she transforms you into an animal. It's still you. It's a temporary thing. She doesn't love dog dick more than her husband.
>>43052160
What does that have to do with loyalty? Monster men are just incubi that are transformed. I don't see anything wrong with being a mindflayer's crotchsquid. Even the sabbath has potions that can turn you into a male monster, but these are only temporary.