Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Procreate with foxes.

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[Anonymous No.]

where is my good christian monsterwife

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna commit multifox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039683
Did you try your local church?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039683
Bible doesn't say anything bad about monster girls, and actually commands people to "go forth and multiply"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039668
nice. post when ur done

[Anonymous No.]

Cute little dormouse sleeping on the floor

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>>43039691
i dunno he got all uptight when people started fornicating with angels

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>>43039691
Bible says to live rightly in the sight of God. So that means a good Christian monster wife and a dozen children.

Also NO HAREMS.

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>>43039709
The angels are starting it now... I was at church today and one started going on about "you're such a good, faithful christian" "there's no reason you should have to wait until heaven for a reward" "I need to keep your pure soul safe from succubi and hussies" and kept trying to grab my crotch...

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>>43039716
mormon horse

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>>43039709
Well good thing the angels from mge aren't his.
>>43039716
>Also NO HAREMS.
>the post portal church is oddly popular with one-horned horses and white snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, lilim milk is more holy than angel milk, though not as fruity as cupid milk

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>>43039724
I want to be breastfed by Ms. Lilim...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039724
Lolim sex

[Anonymous No.]

So KC has started up the March call for questions on his patreon. Here's summaries of more of the answers from the previous call for questions that I don't think have been mentioned here yet.

>KC presents a "rumor" in response to the question of if any past mamono lords are still alive. Namely, it concerns the original malef dragon. They are said to have been killed by the hero of that era, but during the battle sprayed the hero with their own blood, putting a curse on them that would prevent the hero from dying, and declaring that one day they would meet again. Then there is the modern rumor of a strangely knowledgeable sage and his malef dragon wife, who live secluded, sometimes mating in a frenzy, other times fighting each other with such power that the whole landscape changes.

>It's implied that a mamono lord named Tiamat may have been the ancestor of the echidna race.

>Bicorns do have a compulsion to transform unicorns, and unicorns have an urge to become bicorns, but neither will heed this urge if the unicorn is in a happy marriage or in love with someone else as they are.

>Mummies do not become wights, but like other undead they do change into higher tier races as they grow in power. For mummies, they become similar to pharaohs.

>Aside from conventional birth, chimaeras can be created using very advanced magic. The process involves various materials, a mana cage, and the mixing of pure, concentrated mana from the monster races that the chimaera is intended to be composed of. Then there is some kind of ritual. KC also mentions how the conventional chimaera in the profile is composed of mana from dragon, baphomet, echidna and the yet-to-be-introduced lioness monster girl.

>Unlike amazoness, gender roles for households are not reversed in ocelomeh societies, rather it is considered important that the parents always take care of their children together.

>Egg-hatching time varies for various oviparous monsters races and individuals, but apparently only takes a month at most. One of the couple should warm the eggs routinely, and the eggs are kept in the bedroom to supply them with dense mana from the parents.

>KC clarified that turning a man into an animal is simply something diamond trumparts are known to like to do, but it's not an innate power they possess. Rather they have to learn to use it.

>In addition to playing sports themselves, many monster girls like to cheer on their husbands when they play sports, and so cheerleader outfits have been developed, though given its a different world from ours they may not actually be called cheerleaders.

>When monsters become able to birth incubi, the ratio of male to female children will typically be 50/50. However, there will be special cases, for instance echidnas will still always birth a echidna first and this may skew the sex ratio afterward in favor of females. Species that typically form harems such as devil bugs will give birth to more females than males.

>He can't answer if the GAIRA magazine monster girls are canon to the MGE world, but if nothing else their ecology is very similar.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43039738
>the ratio of male to female children will typically be 50/50
Huh, I thought for sure it would end up more weighted towards females. Though it makes sense.

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>>43039738
>unicorns want to become bicorns
Monogamy bros, I don't feel so good...

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>>43039751
Echidna's and Harem species typically do lean female. Echidna Specifically he made a sorta Shota scenario of a bunch of older sisters doting on a younger son.

Someone should ask him what Undead Dragons become. Also if Jiangshi are higher order undead or if their is a lower tier Mist undead that becomes them.

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>>43039752
Well some might, some won't. Bicorns respect their consent and desires anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039738
i still think its funny he implied monsters are already here

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>>43039738
>>Unlike amazoness, gender roles for households are not reversed in ocelomeh societies, rather it is considered important that the parents always take care of their children together.
Cute, so it's kosher for parents to be affectionate to each other in front of the kids?

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>>43039738
I request that someone ask how Cait Sith treat their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039770
Of course anon, it's just that it has be behind closed doors, and even then I think they'd probably turn a blind eye to a husband or wife hugging in the street

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>>43039683
all monsters are christian, they don't have sex until marriage. this is because when they look at you then you are married to them.

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>>43039738
>>Bicorns do have a compulsion to transform unicorns, and unicorns have an urge to become bicorns, but neither will heed this urge if the unicorn is in a happy marriage or in love with someone else as they are.
He could just fucking say that Bicorns have a compulsion to transform Unicorns and left it at that.

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>>43039751
To be more specific, it's not a urge they always have. It's more a thing that sometimes happens when bicorns and unicorns encounter each other.

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>>43039793
Oops, meant as reply to this. >>43039752

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039792
It gets worse.
> if the unicorn is in a happy marriage
Unhappy marriages confirmed. How do you like that? I'm not sure what limbo that puts soulmates and the "It's not really rape" stuff in.

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>>43039809
can't resist those bad faith arguments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039814
Point out where I am wrong.

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>>43039809
Anon, all marriages are happy. Adding happy marriage does not mean marriage with monsters can be bad, It just further compounds the point.

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>>43039819
Maybe he should have clarified then that a unicorn will never become a bicorn once she is married.

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>>43039837
you've forgotten the incest route

[Anonymous No.]

>out of the frying pan, into the fire...

[Anonymous No.]

Go visit your auntster sometimes, Anon. I bet she misses your company and your warmth, also she could pamper you, make your favorite food and drain your stress just the way you like it.

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>>43039814
>>43039816
>>43039819
To nip this in the bud. KC's exact words were "They would not change a unicorn into a bicorn if she is already happily married to the man she loves."

And since no monster is going to marry someone she does not love (and if there are issues in the marriage then monsters will fix them ASAP), then the issue of unhappy marriage is a non issue pretty much.

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>>43039848
I would *never* forget the incest route.
But I would only have lovey-dovey faux-incest with the Best Cat

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>>43039871
Shinano is hot enough to almost make me want to play Azur Lane. Almost.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know it must be really awkward for ancient evils who turn after being sealed for centuries.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43039890
Why do I think you are the guy who posted cu sith a few months back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039883
Thanks anon

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>>43039809
That wasn't even remotely what was implied though? My biggest beef with it is that he implies that bachelorette Unicorns think about becoming Bicorns but stop once married. There is no 'unhappy marriages' in MGE because it is at its core an escapist fantasy.

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>>43039901
I'm not engaging with this anymore. It was a translation issue. Leave it at that.

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>>43039901
>My biggest beef with it is that he implies that bachelorette Unicorns think about becoming Bicorns but stop once married.

I think that's just to show that unicorns don't see it as a bad thing to become a bicorn.

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>>43039709
That's because it was monster dudes having sex with human women which as we all know, including God, is cringe.

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>>43039895
That's a negative--I just have a few cait sith and what I call "fox sith" pics.
> I like 'em. Like, not *just* for trolling purposes.
> And I *hate* the usual cait sith outfit. It is godawful. So I can't use most cait sith art--she's either naked or in that idiotic outfit.

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>>43039916
Fair.

>>43039907
Nigga nobody knows or cares who you are. It's an anonymous board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039917
There was also a part were a bunch of guys wanted to sodomize male angels.

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>>43039921
I can't look at her without thinking about final fantasy 7.

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>>43039926
Well that was more of the last straw, it was inhospitality that was Sodom's biggest sin.

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful and vigilant to not let your mofu girl fall into Yuri shenanigans.

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>>43039929
Kind of the point of their design since it's the most well known depiction of a Cait Sith in popular culture and FF7 is still massive in Japan to this day. KC isn't exactly known for being original with his designs since Genie is just gyaru Shantae.

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>>43039921
>>>/trash/
Go back in the pit of shit and aids with the rest of the furfaggots.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead regels do something to me man. Imagine having one try to buy your hand in marriage

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>>43039951
I can still not like it.
>Genie is just gyaru Shantae.
Funnily enough the few people I showed it to all called my genie model shantae. I actually had to look up who that was.

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>>43039954
big, fat dowries

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039952
Thank you for your feedback! Here's my other "Fox Sith" pic, sir.

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>>43039954
I'd rather buy my own undead spouse!

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>>43039691
What does the Lotus Sutra say about monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039954
Why would she pay for something with negative monetary value?

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>>43039978

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>>43039738
Thanks for the summary, it's really appreciated.
>the original malef dragon
Another unique character we'll likely only hear about in passing, like the human girl who was adopted by the current DL.
I'm gonna headcanon a rumor about arch-demons who embody the seven deadly sins.

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Is the maelf profile not public yet?

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>>43039978
Raising a zombie and levelling her up into a wight must be so satisfying. I bet lesser succfags feel the similarly.

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>>43039970
Look I know your entire schtick is like "haha im still here even though I'm a furfaggot", but could you not take up so many images with this gay shit.

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>>43039679
What examples of Russian style "Semkalka" from Kikimoras or any Russian Monstergirl can you think of? Just recently learned of such a Russian word and term form this video which also explains the meaning, go to 03:11 of the video:

>https://youtu.be/OQzAjCZr0BM

So what "Smekalka" can Kikimora meidos do often to solve their Master's problems?

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>>43039921
I think she's cute.

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>>43039991
The original malef dragon is mention in the malef profile too if I recall right. Like the lilim, their name became inspiration for the race they spawned.

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>>43039991
arch demons do get a passing mention in the 'demonic quill' or whatever it's called article

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039679
>gachashit OP
Fucking hate you niggers so much. Fucking brony-tier shitbags.

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>>43039967
Nobody is stopping you from disliking it. Was just point out its likely inspiration.

>Not knowing who Shantae is
Neither did anybody who didn't play the GBC game until she got sequels on PC and other platforms.

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>>43040000
he's only got about 10 images in total. you know, a real die-hard fan.

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>>43040012
That's the most generic fox I have ever seen. Do you search every image or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040000
Furfags are roaches, literally incapable of understanding there are places that don't want to have anything to do with their faggotry.

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>>43040018
He's stared too long into the abyss.

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>>43040018
>implying
These niggers have been posting the SAME fucking 3-4 foxes every single thread for almost over a year now. You'd have to be completely retarded to not recognize gachashit like that at this point when it's been discussed multiple times now.

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>>43039992
Not yet.

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>>43040018
It's the same fucking character from the same chinkshit game. He shouldn't have to reverse image search to tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040028
That or anon has yet to go outside and touch grass

[Anonymous No.]

Please just ignore the screaming and post cute and pretty monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040018
>>43040040
Genuine question. Why do you homos have to act like catty women whenever someone gives you the slightest pushback?

[Anonymous No.]

thinkin bout them birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040040
Can't go outside when you're busy staring into the bottomless gacha chasm and raging. It's gotta be rough enjoying anything coming out of Asia if you're that against it.

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>>43040042

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>>43040044
>AH, THE SWEET SOUND OF THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH~
>Anon sure is worked up over this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039989
Those ghouls look friendly,
I'll take 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040056
I don't like birds. I need a girl with arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039991
>Gluttony archdemon
Oh no....the dreaded feeder demon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040063
Anon, I'm not sure your body has enough lickable surface area to support three ghouls.

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>>43039893

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>>43040042
You have no idea how much this one lives in my head rent free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040079
Stay on /vg/. You niggers are glorified spambots I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040086
But- Buh! Animal Ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040079
>tfw you will never marry and impregnate the nice fox lady

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>>43039992
No, and I have no fucking clue what he's planning. What's annoying about it is that it's blocking fanart too cause the artists don't want to piss him off, so they're either sitting on unreleased pics or the initial fanart wave will be weak cause she'll already be old hat by the time of public release.

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>>43040102
not with that attitude
lucid dreaming is for everybody, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040000
>>43040017

I have 3 cait sith and 2 "fox sith" pics, so I have literally 2 more pics left, max.
> I'm not the only sith poster.
> I'm just the more self-aware one.
> And if I were just posting waifus I'd be posting like 90% Gazer-chan and Miss Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040073
I'm strong enough to handle three ghouls, they're sweet, friendly and dolice like weresheep right?

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>>43039995
There's too much RNG with that method. Take some coding lessons from the Mist Continent and stick a Spirit Recalling Talisman to her head.

>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Jiangshi

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>>43040126
Absolutely!

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>>43040097
I don't fucking care. If it was actually contributing to some kind of a discussion fine at least that's SOMETHING but you fucking faggots show up, dump the same fucking images like a fucking bot and fuck off only to do the exact same shit next thread.

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>>43039992
I wouldn't expect it to be public for a while.

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>>43040104
Kinda tempted to use my question to ask him, but I do want to ask him about chaos realms and what they're like

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>>43040132
Baffling. But who is honestly keeping track at this point?
>>43040138
those would be proscribed questions. Or really close. He only wants fluff I think. i really hope he hasn't convinced himself this is content.

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>>43039995
I actually liked lesser succs more than regular ones for that reason
Imagine you're both farmer peasants and the nation you're part of turns into a demon realm turning your friend into a lesser succ and you into an inc and you have to grow and learn together

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of being profiled by extremists. Just because I wear shiny golden armor and have a valkyrie traveling companion doesn't mean I'm some orderite in need of corruption!

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>>43040147
I hate that I can't post them anywhere without some asshole posting "that's a bote."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040141
Pretty sure he only said stuff about profiles and the game, I don't think he would care about realms specifically.

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>>43040132
Kind of makes it exceptionally hard to care about Malef at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040153
Good. Fuck boatniggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040097
Ears aren't everything. There's also tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040148
i like the leg mofu

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>>43040154
I meant the other thing, about malef release.

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[Anonymous No.]

>concern trolling rerun
>gachaniggers spamming again
>same circlejerk of catty anons crying over the slightest hint of someone not liking trash posts
Every single time I think this thread has hit rock bottom it finds new ways to be disappointing. I miss when we had meidos

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>>43040126
They're more like Kobolds cause they really want to lick your face.

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>>43040190
I gotchu, senpai.
BUT I ALSO POST SITH. I CONTAIN MULTITUDES.

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>>43040190
But did you know KC is expanding?

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>>43040152
This banshee doesn't look as bullyable as the other ones...

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>>43040190

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>>43040198
y tho, has your life gotten that sad? do you have any irl friends, your parents okay? Something went bad in your life or doing it for kicks since none of the jannies care?

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>>43040190
They'll get less and less maid-centric after this. I don't usually go for meidos, since they're not actively dominant.
like a cait sith

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>>43040222
maybe he just finds them cute.

[Anonymous No.]

anon uses spellcraft to make a magical construct of himself that he controls in place of himself and sends out into the streets so he does not have to meet any monsters in person ever if any monster attempts rape it just vanishes in a puff of smoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040190
>Bitching this much
Yet you're still here. There's more than just this place for monster girl content you dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040244
Yeah and they're all fucking dogshit which is why I stayed here but unfortunately you fucking niggerfaggot had to come here and ruin that last good place to talk about monster girls.

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>>43040222
Eh, my life isn't great, but I have IRL friends and my parents are still alive and kicking. I AM in my early 40s, though, so I'm coming at all of this with just a pretty different perspective on life in general than a lot of people here.

If I had to try to put numbers to the troll/serious bits, it's about:
> 60% being a troll.
> 40% me liking cait sith.

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[Anonymous No.]

You are in need of recusing
Please do not resist

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>>43040190
Miss Kiki is not a traditional maid, but she cleans like nobody else.

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>>43040269
>pov: the gym fox who sneaks peeks at your butt when you squat overheard you saying that you like cute girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040190
The maids are busy with... aftercare.

[Anonymous No.]

shogs should be illegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040248
>Come here
I've been here pretty consistently for a little bit over a decade but you're entitled to your opinion, Anon. You don't like posts like the furfaggotry or the gachashit or even vtumors just report and ignore since the janitors aren't going to do shit.

Or go to /monster/. It's ultimately your choice.

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Never let anyone tell you that gatekeeping is unnecessary, anons. Let this husk of a thread be a warning.

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Relaxing in the hot springs with the wife.

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>>43040276
kiki meets her soon-to-be master while on the job, he was her target.

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>>43040289
Sorry miss Kiki, shogs are just the better maid

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>>43040190
Miss Lich isn't quite a maid, but she performs other services that your maid won't.

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>>43040290
Yeah, this thread has also had shitposting faggots come on and off for over a decade too so you can take your shit point and shove it up your ass you cocksucking failed abortion.

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>>43040305
Anon that's not nice
We should be nice to each other, I don't even disagree but c'mon. Spread niceness that's what monsters would want

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>>43040318
Tell that to the shitposters.

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Miss demon isn't quite a meido, but her 50s aesthetic makes it clear she's willing to slip those heels off (and grab her ankles in general) in addition to running a tight... kitchen.

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>>43040318
Eat shit. Retards being nice to these reprobates is how we got into this mess to begin with.

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>>43040042
I'm trying, but I don't have many images of monster girls in Chinese dresses that are safe for a blue board.

[Anonymous No.]

Me complaining to my Lich wife that I don't want to move into her smelly old crypt from my comfy warm house and sleep in a double casket with her just because we're married now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040295
Somebody out there really likes crow tengu. She got almost nothing for so many years but has quite a bit of fan art now.

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>>43040326
nice to who, exactly?

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MINO MILKIES

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Devil is wearing her apron, so she's 100% meido right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040327
Why don't you just post monstergirls in normal dresses?

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>>43040332
From how intentionally obtuse you're being I'm going to guess posters like you.

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Miss Devil Bug is not really a maid, but I sure hope for Anon's sake that he has someone else working as a meido, because Miss Devil Bug is a HOT MESS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040305
Calm down Soggy Shoggy

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>>43040323
I bet miss demon remembers the 1950s well. If I start singing Grease songs I bet she'll faint

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>>43039683
The Church of Cuddles, largest church in Winterstown

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>>43040349
Shoggocks would love these niggerfaggots seeing how he was just like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040244
giwtwm. i love snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040361
>Shoggocks
I’ve seen that name thrown around a couple times but what did that guy do exactly.

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>>43040372
>tfw no couch wife

[Anonymous No.]

The eternal debate.
I personally prefer shogs--they're much more terrifying.

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>>43039724
Shame there won't be any Lims to go around, because once the portals open I will make a mad dash towards the nearest bicorn/Nurarihyon, use her to marry all the lims immediately and make sure there will be NONE left for anyone else!

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>>43039683
I would actually join a monstergirl bible study. Which monsters would be most likely to be there?

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>>43040377
Use the archive, i'm not going to tell a newfag shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Nurse-MEIDO Lich is here to help you get well again.

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>>43040383
true, kiki are just kinda boring in comparison

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>>43040327
ms. jiangshi is indecent...

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>>43040395
could have used her two days ago

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna say that this counts a Miss Sandworm "cleaning house" for Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040361
The fuck did shoglovers do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

Of course Miss Ushi is happy to cook for Anon. He needs to keep his strength up.
AND HIS DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040415
holy newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040415
it's not the species, it was a guy. and this other guy with his undying hateboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040396
My name is Anon Vanillington of Plainville and I LIKE boring. Give me your kikis, your kej, your bog standard kobold. I'll welcome them all.

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>>43040326
Nice to which retards? Sith dude, breathfag get ignored at best.
Besides you can tell someone to stop and that they're not welcome without being a dick, sometimes being a dick is necessary I get it but I don't think you need it to be a dick to that poster specifically.

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What is this fresh new autism over shogs?

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>>43040421
>holy newfag
newfags are better than discordfaggots who drum up annoying drama over namefags no-one cares about instead of posting monstergirls

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>>43040422
What he do? I remember seeing some stuff about chaos incs being monsters and people complaining about that, and some dude who just legitimately hate shogs, remember him saying they should be lit on fire

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>>43040422
>implying Shoggocks was "just a guy"
dumb fag

>>43040428
If you're going to be a retarded newfag could you at least not but in on shit you weren't here for instead of assuming people are talking about the monster?

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>>43040388
Well it’s been said before Hebis and I know it may sound a little out there but possibly chaos girls too do to the almighty being a eldritch being himself that doesn’t have a definite form.

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>>43040431
I'm not really that new, been lurking for years but I stopped for probably 2 years 3 years and then came back so I might have just missed it in that time frame
I didn't actually start posting until around the end of 2022

[Anonymous No.]

And I'm now officially out of plausible meido pics and meido-adjacent pics.

So, here's one last pic--Miss Lich is learning some skills to impress her assistant, Anon.

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>>43040388
>>43040438
Now that I think about it

A Lilim. Her kind have biblical fanfiction about them, after all.

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>>43040431
>newfags are better than discordfaggots
No, you're not. I'd rather be back to flinging insults over Shoggocks dragging his faggotry into this thread instead of having /v/ermin and twitter niggers posting here like what you're doing now.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't care where the fox comes from. A fox is a fox and they make my dick diamonds. End of story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040447
>waah wah wah waaaah wah wah wah

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040447
Stop shitting up the thread with your autistic fit, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop fighting about newfags and post girls please
I swear to Eros I will dox those that are fighting and give their locations to dark elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040470
true

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040478
>talk shit
>get hit
>reeeee stop calling me the subhuman faggot that I am and let me rape the corpse of /mgt/!!!
Kill yourself immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040481
>vtumor
You have a board for you shit, tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040487
I'm a lurker, not the guy you were responding to, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Unicorns with corruption fetishes!

[Anonymous No.]

OK, people, I just spammed your thread with like a dozen meido things, and now that I'm done, all you idiots did was bitch about shoggocks boat girls.

Have y'all considered that you might just be a contentious people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2q0T7QXETs&t=8s

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040491
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040496
This happens constantly. It was way worse last month when KC started enabling them too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040499
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040470
>so desperate for mofu that he huffs the smelly fluff of a neet fox buying a frozen meal for one at the convenience store
The absolute state of mofu addicts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040508
>replying to a literal furfag
You have to be samefagging now, you can't be this retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

Part 1 of 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040516

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040523
Part 2 of 2

Aaaand part 3 of 2 (NSFW):
https://files.catbox.moe/glbtbu.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040338
Easier access

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040361
I do find it mildly amusing watching people continue to give the furries and Breath/Scatfag the attention they seek rather than just reporting and/or ignoring their asses.

But in keeping with >>43040480's wishes have a Yuki-Onna who's extra thick whipped iced cream, or a Snickers. Whichever makes you happier, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040515
Ponder the aroma. Now imagine how nice she'll smell after a good brushing and cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer-chan is Best Student, 1/3

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040534
>reddit spacing
Consider suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040537
Gazer-chan is Best Student, 2/3

Gazer-chan is Best Student, 3/3
https://files.catbox.moe/dolc8d.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040534
breathfag has been missing for a while now. If you noticed an uptick in any other posts you should wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Gazer, ladies and gentlemen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040534
>just reporting
Praying has a higher chance of success.

[Anonymous No.]

Elf

[Anonymous No.]

Anywho, good night, y'all. May your future demon bride keep watch over you while you sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040539
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040579
Mad you were found out, redditor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040568

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040549
I wonder plenty of things like the upticks in doomposting, the "Am I kawaii UwU" Fox Sith poster, the last couple of times that the exact same Cait Sith images have been posted in several threads, etc. but I'm ultimately powerless to do anything about it so it's easier to not sweat the small stuff. Still believe in you dorks to find your happy endings even if it comes at the cost of having my name drug through the mud time and again for reasons unknown.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040578
Hopefully you die in your sleep you shit eating faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040590
elf wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040582
Maybe if you stopped going to reddit you'd stop seeing it everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040402
When the portals open, I'm going to invade the Mist Continent with a shovel and an ofuda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040605
>trying to use this as some clapback when you subhuman faggots used to use this place as your dumping ground
Fucking kill yourself redditor kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040611
>>43040530
>>43040402
Jiangshi are cute. CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040535
>fox lying prone on the bed with her legs on either side of you, whining about her game while you brush her rat's nest of a tail into something presentable
Is she, perhaps, fixable after all?

[Anonymous No.]

コンコン

>>43040611
You know you have to get those made by someone who knows what they're doing i.e. you can't just put random scribbles on it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040626
i like doumu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040634
people always delude themselves into thinking foxes are fixable
but maybe this time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040611
You just reminded me of that Chinese shovel video. There must be a monster you could impress wielding one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040637
the tag off a mattress works pretty well

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040637
Love will guide my hand...after a few lessons with a Hakutaku while I'm in the Mist Continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040638
He's really hit or miss but when he hits those highs he really smashes the fuck out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry I only talk to old foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040634
>>43040644
No fox is a lost cause. Some are more troublesome than others, but with enough habit breaking, cleaning, and CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy), you can get a fox that can (probably) pass as a respectable adult. Turn them into the fox you want to marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040539
I have multiple times and almost succeeded thrice but thanks for asking m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039679
Does anyone have a cropped pic of Alp bro telling me chug protein powder?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040746
You can probably guess what else I post on these threads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040470
>>43040515
>>43040535
>>43040634
>>43040644
>>43040692
Remember that for every prim and proper shrine maiden fox there is a neet embarrassment of a sister hidden away in the temple somewhere, you will be approached by her more social sister(s) and you will be married off to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040692
>No foxes are a lost cause
[ Laughs in Daji ]

[Anonymous No.]

What's the first thing you will do if you get summoned by monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040844
ask if they got inverted nips

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040844
ask for tribute

[Anonymous No.]

Terminal mofubrain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040813
i could substantially limit the amount of damage she can cause for about 70 years
except for all the little foxes we made

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040844
Wonder how the hell they got my number.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040844
Imagine being some hundred or thousend year old spirit minding your own business in the astral and all of the sudden you're pulled back into the world of the living by some succubus.
>You do some spooky stuff like lifting the furnitures around her to make your point of being a strong and dangerous spirit
>"Why did you summen me, suc?"
>"I summoned you to be my husband!"
>It's this shit again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040844
Ask who my wife is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039683
Church Grims would perhaps be your best bet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_grim

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040768
NTA but thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040768
Strong alps are for bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040844
Thank them profusely, assuming they're MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know the more I think about it, the more I think I would end up with some type of mage as my wife. I would be so incredibly fascinated with magic in MGE, I've always kind of had a fascination with the occult
I would give my left foot for a dark mage wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040593
gentle motherly foxes are the best...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041027
I would love to learn elemental magic in any setting and it seems that MGE has a lot of convenient magic too that would be fun to learn.
time to make my cum elemental flavor for my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041027
it's pretty handy for little to no downside

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040844
Dramatic pose. I'm thinking Terminator time portal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040934
motherly-type monsters are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041047
I would probably focus on healing, telekinesis, and that spirit realm stuff. Although I would try to study everything, hopefully with a partner. I wouldn't just be interested in it for the practical effects, but to understand why and how it works to fully grasp its concepts as best as I can. Knowledge is neat >>43041050
Not just for the practical effects though, like magic conceptually is really cool and is extremely fascinating. I would love to understand it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041061
Massive fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041061
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041093
watching while you masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041111
That's a little creepy miss fox, I think I'll leave and go somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041061
BIG LADY

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041123
>leave
Funny joke there anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039679
Showing Druella my fanfic where I'm the cool bad ass human guy and she's the stinky loser demon who I destroy epic style!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040348
I want a devil bug wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041137
She can't keep me against my will, I have rights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041111
Haha tallfox can't even fit through the door. Another common manlet W.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041145
>How to get mind broken by a Lilim in one single step

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041157
bush

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040348
Is miss devil bug okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041157
You have no rights in the big fox domain

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041169
Wait is it porn? Oh fuck should I delete it? I can't tell if it's porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041193
I don't think its explicit enough to get deleted. I've seen it posted plenty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041202
i do find it amusing when a sufficient bush is essentially self-censoring

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041162
You think doors are going to stop her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041218
oh no
now im doomed to being her living daki for the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041061
>tfw ywn hear sweet words of encouragement and lust from a much larger, meaty old fox as you plow her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041185
I'm calling the cops! Surely the MGC police force will help

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041267
>cops show up
>its 2 other big foxes
>they hold you down for "resisting rape" and eagerly wait their turns as first big fox rides you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041040

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you DO need to ask permission before licking a mucus toad.
You can't just go around licking girls to go on drug trips. Its rude.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041400
I am on sleeping pills and about to pass out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want lich to give me a high five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041399
they can lick me in exchange, think thats a fair deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040774
>visit shrine one day
>one of the hot mikos starts chatting you up
>really touchy, brushing your arm and laughing at all your jokes
>seems really interested in your hobbies even though it's just basic nerd stuff
>hints that you should come back that weekend because they're having a cookout
>feeling confident, decide to go
>arrive at shrine
>it's closed for the weekend
>a fox rushes out to greet you and bring you up
>explains that the gathering is a more personal affair
>aww yiss, fox party
>leads you into the temple
>more dragging you than leading
>realize that you might just skip the food and go straight to the good stuff
>fox stops in front of a door
>more dingy than the others, what looks like a dorito stain on the handle
>fox yanks it open
>neet fox is at her computer, in the middle of a sex scene in an eroge featuring a twink
>smell of stale food rotting in the bowls on her desk and thousands of used tissues makes you gag
>other fox kicks you inside and slams door shut
>seals it with magic and tells you you can come out when she's pregnant or a functional member of society
>neet fox looks like she's about to have a heart attack

[Anonymous No.]

Leaving my trash can open and my front door locked for the racoon girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041430
First thing to do is bully her on her game choices, gotta tell her about her shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041283
This is the future monsters want

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041430
I’m gonna make her even worse, we’ll feed off each others bad habits.

[Anonymous No.]

Been far too long since I've had a nice bowl of ramen. If only there were a monster that could help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041535
That needle through the ear looks painful.

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041535
>A chubby werecat starts making you insta ramen
>She burns it and is crying
What do anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041566
she has to pay in ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041566
tummy sweat it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041552
It is the inhibitor keeping her true power sealed away. She cannot remove it herself, so every chance she gets she will try and convince (you) to pull it out so she may enact her evil plans of world domination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039679
Modern Warfare in Monstergirl Encyclopedia. Including those FPS game instruction reminders in the loading screens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041614
>convince (you) to pull it out so she may enact her evil plans of world domination.
All she need to do is give me a good meatball sandwich and some spicy chips and I'll do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041218
Poor Anon, this is his 35th attempt to escape from Fox Mansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041614
I'll pull it out, but I need to do it like how they pull the rip chord in Beyblade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040002
As a russian, isn't Smekalka just being moderately smart/witty, instead of all that drivel? Your video sucks, don't bring that shit in here please, or else Kiki will punish you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041639
>Let it RIIIP!
>evil fox goes spinning

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041648
>As a russian
I assume you're still a young man who has yet to be drafted what with what's going on. What monstergirl are you hoping would rescue you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041650
FOOL! You just put her in her powered up state!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039738
>Unlike amazoness, gender roles for households are not reversed in ocelomeh societies, rather it is considered important that the parents always take care of their children together.
I was fucking right, let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Tacos cat are back on my menu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040056
i manage a school band of alarunes and dryads, the band's named after a plant; we recently got a thunderbird and she's currently playing both drums AND guitar.
I guess it's true what they say, a bird in the band is worth two in The Bushes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040147
FAT DOG WIFE TITS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041661
just get a good fox spinning to clash with the evil fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040383
My answer is you need both. One to be the best for you, another to make sure you're the best you can be. One is your house, the other one cleans your house and makes sure it's presentable. Tallflat shog and shortstack kiki best duo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041698
>Good fox
Anon, we need practical solution to solve this problem, not some flight of fancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040637
I know what I'm doing, and I know my post-it note with the word "lovely loving wife" written on it in all languages I know is enough to bind a Jiangshi into servitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041710
foxes can be good as much as they can be evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041027
I don’t even know which mamano I’d be most suited for since my ideal life in that world is living in the woods, collecting small gifts, and being happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041658
LOL im too old for the army. Need me a shog to fix my rotting aging body and to be a nice dacha in the 4th dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041027
>>43041050
I'm sorry, but where did all the bare and outright exposed titty and vagina posting go to? I thought anons were manly enough chads to post exposed cunny and nipples because mods so happen to be asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041749
barely covered but still covered is better than fully exposed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041749
I wouldn't push my luck. I just saw janny delete a post in another thread that called him a naughty word, so he's awake AND butthurt right now.

[Anonymous No.]

If you are gonna unseal the fox, at least keep the paper around to reseal in case she was actually evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041806
nah, im just gonna unseal all the evil foxes for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041806
>evil rampaging through the streets
>Anon is furiously rifling through his filing cabinet looking for her seals
>they must still be in the attic from the move

[Anonymous No.]

Mamono that can kill you through life draining paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041828
>evil monster is battling the hero and winning
>all the hero can think about is who could have unsealed such evil
>meanwhile anon found the seals but they are on the top shelf and he can't reach them even while jumping

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041857
>HONEY, WHERE DID WE PUT THE STEPLADDER?
>oh, wait, she's fighting

[Anonymous No.]

Total Shortie Death

[Anonymous No.]

Sure spider clothes are super nice but imagine how comfy a spider silk blanket and comforters are

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039679
Reminder anons. Never EVER utter the word "Short" or any similar words that mean the same to dwarves. For it is insensitive and mean to say to dwarven-kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041888
>evil monster is about to land the final blow
>suddenly she senses anon trying to climb the shelf
>rushes back home to "save" him
>the world lives another day as the evil monster chastises anon for being reckless and unsafe

[Anonymous No.]

i want an ancient evil to pamper me so much. that i dont even realize shes evil at all

[Anonymous No.]

Another reason the undead are superior, their tits can chill drinks for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041932
>Ancient Evil doesn't know how long she has been sealed, but it was obviously a very, VERY long time
>She needs to lie low, get a lay of the land, and plan her next moves carefully
>Unfortunately, the broken seals must have some sort of alarm or failsafe, no doubt the heroes are on their way to lock her back up
>She needs to disappear into the common masses
>No doubt the forces of good will vet through any unknown foxes with extreme prejudice, so she needs someone who can give her an alibi
>With a bit of work, she manages to find someone who served her in the past, before she was sealed
>Or, at least a descendent.
>Comes with a near-perfect cover story too.
>Monsters of this age seem to interbreed with the humans to spread their lineage, a devious plan indeed.
>So she just needs to find this new servant-descendant, seduce him, and enact her plans from the shadows as his wife.
>She is going to have to swallow her pride to blend in with the commoners though.
>Still, beggars can't be choosers, and besides, it's only until she has gathered enough power and influence to take her revenge on all who have wronged her.
>Surely no longer than that.
Meanwhile, (You) are blissfully unaware the government is in a panic trying to find and stop the ancient evil, or that there is even an escaped evil at all. Kinda hard to focus on big things that have little to do with you when you have a nice new fox wife to plan out the rest of your life with, even if she does seem a bit... traditional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041979
This would be an amazing story, cute as fuck watching her slowly fall deeper and deeper in love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041968
stop, i dont need this right now

[Anonymous No.]

Stop fucking corpses.

[Anonymous No.]

Necrophilia is BANNED by decree of the Order.

[Anonymous No.]

undead will be bred

[Anonymous No.]

You can't breed a dead body you braindead serf, the ovaries are just as dead as the necrotic flesh. Make more humans with human women instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042028
>>43042031
>>43042035
I will mating press the gyaru zombie, I will not use protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041983
Nah, She kills him as soon as her power grow back. Love is not part of this green text. He's just a puppet to be played with thrown away

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042040
Help me anon I tried dating a human woman but it was a lich in disguise
She keeps performing tests on me and said we're going to have lots of kids send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042060
Undead are weak to fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042046
hope you have enough in you for the whole class

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042060
Have you tried holy water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041912
doting, overprotective ancient evils are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Liches always have the best death scene

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care, Inquisitor, I will go balls deep in a Wight until she gets a bump. I will make the impossible, possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042066
I will become a hentai protagonist if it means I get a harem of gyaru monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042056
The only downside with ancient evil is that They're actually evil and play an act to manipulate you. They never love you and will throw you when You become useless, just like 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042120
>The real evil was human women
Shocking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042056
Unfortunately for you, no. She loves him and will not kill him because the power of love cured her of being evil. Who cares about whoever sealed her up in the past when her current life is full of happy moments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042035
so sad that this is a one-off pic, i want more of this zombie gyaru

[Anonymous No.]

>Ancient evil promises Anon not to destroy the world because Anon is worried she'll get hurt in the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039766
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042085
>death scene
seeing lich titties will just reinvigorate and regenerate me to keep on fighting so i can conquer the booblich

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon drives off the hero with a broom while wearing an apron because the hero threatened his ancient evil wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042147
>next day
>minion A and minion B are praising anon about how he defeated the hero
>anon just chuckles shyly and prepares breakfast for his evil wife and minions
>meanwhile the hero is still trying to figure out how he lost to a broom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042135
>This world shall burn!
>but I like this world...
>o-oh...
>well, maybe just a piece of it then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042035
>guy in order territory finds a zombie
>quickly overcomes his fear and realizes she has a pretty nice body
>discovers that she's docile and doesn't want to hurt him
>the feeling of her soft body pressing against him and her needy moans are too much
>busts the most shameful nut of his life in her
>hides her in his shed
>wracked by the guilt of having sex with a corpse
>can hardly sleep because of the shame
>regrets it every waking moment
>is powerless to stop himself from visiting the shed every night
>the zombussy is too strong
>monsters save his bacon by invading the town a few months later
>she's a wight by now
>guy plays it off as if she always was, and he was to save face

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042156
>minion A and B are his daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042167
>which piece?
>umm...the next town over
>really? they make good pies
>t-then the other town over?
>can't beat those prices for chicken and eggs there
>then that town over the mountain?
>but cousin billy lives there...
>umm...err....
Ancient evil wants to destroy the world but anon won't let her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042181
>ancient evil forced to settle for smiting the weeds in the garden
>Anon watches from the porch as the dandelions erupt into pillars of fire as his wife cackles manically

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042193
>anon is sitting on his porch sipping lemonade and watching his lawn become hellfire
>"Boy, trimming the lawn is hard work!"

[Anonymous No.]

What mamonos (that isn't an Alp) for this feel?
https://youtu.be/gIPWrWSGfds

[Anonymous No.]

Tie me to a rock and catapult me into the Houndlands, I am ready!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042272
Houndlands, formerly Doggerland

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042104
Would you accept a job position as a "human studies" teacher at a gyaru community college?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042281
I will never forgive Undine for flooding our promised land.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a hellhound paw on my head goddamnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042180
This works well with the trope that the minions are just smaller versions of the boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042310
It's scientifically proven that dog paws are addictive.
Tread carefully

[Anonymous No.]

It's me or no one spoke about the last magus story

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042326
>ywn have a hellhound pat your head with her soft squishy paws
Give me one reason I should continue living

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042341
Because the portals will open sometime in your lifetime. Dont kys and leave your soulmate alone and confused, searching for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042338
It's the prize for the tournament. No one care because It was rigged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042358
>because It was rigged.
I see discordniggers are still salty about their failed raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042341
>>43042357
Didn't KC casually talk about monsters as if they're already here?
He draws himself as a baphomet too... We're closer to portals than we thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042300
Human studies is just sec ed under a different name isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042358
Which story won? The maid one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042360
Blacked-sama was the real winner.
>>43042370
Don't know, don't care, He is not the real winner anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042370
>bucket shog
never thought about that before

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042272
you think they will intercept you midair?

[Anonymous No.]

did I miss something regarding the writing contest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042392
Yes, a lot of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042391
>>43042272
No, You will crash and turned into a red puddle. That's really retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042392
Outsiders tried to drum up some retarded drama around the stories, doesn't really matter now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042367
Hey, it's not just sex.
It also involves practicing cuddling, sweet talk, cooking for human tastebuds, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042392
There was some discord dedicated to NTR and they got into a fight with KC, which led to a lot of drama for a while. The details don't really matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042392
it's already through, nothing to waste your sleep over

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042399
>Anon is so obvious to the dangers of high velocity that he practically attempts to commit suicide in the most cartoonish way
>Somehow lands right into a very soft hound
>He gets off his retarded stunt with only a bloody nose and later on a shattered pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042391
Yes, right into their paws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042415
>mom and pops were right about moving back to Houndland
>cute boys are literally falling from the sky round 'ere

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042420
Look at the sheer hand size difference... Who wants this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039679
https://youtu.be/zJ3pbr6hv7w

Will you visit the Ryu's monster cafe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042401
Oh god that’s just evil, it’s the perfect trap for a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042439
Me. I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042415
>Broken bones who creates huge pain for several months if not years and paralyzes you for life
Landing on a rock and dying wasn't that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042439
I bet she could pick you up and pin you down with a single paw. Pretty weird stuff, haha..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042457
>local nurse Uni arrives 12 seconds after being called by the portal
>fixes your injuries and pain with a little bit of magic
>you are deemed irresponsible and self destructive
>as a result you are given under the thorough care of miss Softhound who you landed on
>she makes sure you don't leave the bedroom too often or unsupervised

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042461
Nop She can't if You eat a raging mushrooms, You can turn her into your plaything. Pretty weird stuff, haha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042457
Three days of cuddling in bed along with juicy steak for lunch and stretchy meat for dinner will get you back up to full pelvis health.

>>43042471
Healing magic and potions are for nerds. Slow healing is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042476
Or no one get his bones shattered. Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041111

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042482
I'm going to touch the tails!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042040
I am going to fuck this perfectly normal human woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042480
don't pray for no pelvis shattering sex
pray for the mamono mana making your pelvis unshatterable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042471
I dont think I want to go into saunas in monster lands. It looks dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042471
She's doing the sauna wrong
>wearing clothes
>having the water on the top bench instead of yourself
>not leaving the drinks outside so they're cool when you need them
>temperature is not gauged by a humorous meter where a man's cock becomes more erect as the temperature rises
REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042491
If She breaks your pelvis, She's not better than 3D. If You're the lne hurting her, You don't deserve love or a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042497
Swed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042497
>Anon barges into the MG sauna to tell the monsters to get naked already
I don't think you've thought this through

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042509
>associating saunas with Sweden

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042501
breaking the pelvis via sex is different - it doesn't hurt, just tingles and makes you very sensitive
it's also easily and quickly healed with cuddles and kisses
it's basically a fun gimmick of the houndsex
>>43042497
hey man, I've never even been to sauna, I just repost cute pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042514
Finland then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042514
Clearly more anons needs to be assaulted by Finn monsters and dragged off to saunas

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042515
That's retarded, why would You call it that if It's something totally different

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042535
and they speak in spurdotalk while making ridiculous faces
>benis in bagina :--------D ebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042535
>Help, help! I am being raped by a woman I can't understand!

[Anonymous No.]

>Monsters speak a language you don't understand
>It's finnish
God help us all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042546
Standing cunnilingus is good, but man I'd be so embarrassed walking side by side with such a massive beast in public.

>>43042558
Boner killer.
If she's a Japanese speaking hebi though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042564
>>43042558
>Monsters speak finnish
It better be one of those fucked up dialects that other Finns cant understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042558
I don't mind a mamono who don't speak french, It would be really fun to discuss with sign language and grunts. It would only work with a bunyip tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042566
>O wise fox who drank my booze, what is your wisdom?
>voehan se niinnii olla vuan voehan se olla olemattannii
>Yes, I... excuse me?
>Kualkiäryleitä jiäkuapin piällä

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>>43042573
Language barrier is cute!
>Bunyip stomach is growling
>Try to ask her what food she'd like
>She understands after a bit of struggling
>She makes the most adorable moo
>Now you have to guess if she meant meat or cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042579
hit the deck! she's casting a spell!
>>43042585
cheeseborgir

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042585
Let her cook the meat so You can cut the cheese, get some bread and take a bottle of eau-de-vie from the cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042566
>fierce looking Hellhound speaking in thick Savonian dialect
I know it'd be a bad idea to laugh at her, but I don't know if I have the willpower

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042596
You're the first to find her joke funny, She likes you now.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sealing my Vampire wife's power into a magical girl rod so if she ever wants to use her magic, she'll have to do a magical girl chant and dance to get it back. I see no way this will backfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042596
>Ennää ei huastella vuan nyt otetahan housut poekke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042585
>ask bunyip if she speaks your language
>she just smiles and gives you a vegemite sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>Do you get to the Wight district very often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042602
I would like to taste Vegemite one day

[Anonymous No.]

All this Finnish talk has me picturing that my summer car game but with monsters distracting the player from fixing the car

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042606
That would be nice. The most prominent girl in the Finnish summer would be the Vampire Mosquito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042605
Not even mamono mana can fix vegemite.
It can hardly fix Australia as a whole, that place would be as dangerous as the Royal Makai.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a russian mamono to teach me their language and then rant about my history non-sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042612
It tastes like what? Doesn't look uneatable from the wiki description

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042606
>"hey Fleetaria, can you give me a wrench?"
>"sure thing sugarbun"
>she stands in a wide stance, bends over to present her ass in skin tight daisy dukes as much as possible, as she looks for the wrench
>they are all hanging from the upper shelf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042622
>Fleetari Gremlin
>Teimo Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>My name is Nun Important. What is important is what I’m going to do…I just love this world, and the lonely human boys living on its surface. Being a wife is noble, even sacred, and I want couples to snuggle silently. This is the time of marriage and no man shall be single. And I will put in the cradle as many babies as I can. It’s time for me to bless. And it’s time for me to wed. My nuptial crusade begins here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042085
I can fix her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042627
>docile girls going rogue form the lack of dick
Imagine a Cupid going full school shooter mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042643
>shooting up an anime convention with her modified full-auto love arrow launcher
Stupid virgins left her no choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042659
That's what they get for masturbating to anime human girls when there are plenty of monsters out there begging for virgin nerd cock.

[Anonymous No.]

the fox talk gave me an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042392
Bad faith story with implied NTR involving a black dude and a Wight was written by somebody named HighClassMamano. Discordtroon raiders and fucktard drama vultures like shoggocks tried to stir up shit in thread about it to piss people off. Claim it was rigged now because it didn’t win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042682
... maybe I don't want those hags anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042671
if any monster girl heard there's an anime convention with hoards of sexually frustrated virgin boys - they'd swarm it without any cupid's help
>>43042682
I don't want to be mean, but these eyes make her look as if she's sitting in Egypt and sending her goons to hunt Jotaro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042682
>>43042684
>>43042702
Weak boys can't handle evil hags.

[Anonymous No.]

Big Kot deep thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

Ask a monster if she wants and kiss and when she inevitably says yes, give her the candy one with a smug grin. You'll be the envy of cheshires everywhere with that joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042702
>arrive at your favorite convention
>get acredited and enter the building
>instead of familiar stench of unwashed nerd, the air smells of perfumes and lust
>distressed nerds are surounded by agressive monsters who flirt with them
>cosplays are basically softporno costumes barely resembling the source material
>uniforms at maid cafe are leaving nothing to the imagination
>all lectures and presentations are about the joys and wonders of monstersex and monster girls
>merchandise is free if you kiss the merchant
>another random girl from the crowd becomes the merchant as soon as the first one drags the kisser away somewhere
>sleep zone smells like sex and the slapping sounds and moans are heard two corridors away already
>game zone isi full of monster backsitters, who loudly cheer and compliment the nerds doing their PR in Osu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042770
Okay but what about the female human anime fans who cosplay and attend the anime convention because they're genuine anime and JRPG consumers and fans of the genre? Do they get the "Childhood Friend" treatment and get outclassed by the mamono hordes. And bonus points if the human girls in question are the pink hair varieties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042684
>>43042702
ah shit I thought it was good...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042614
Hopefully no controversial heated debates regarding the ongoing war...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040598
Sad news! I lived. As a consolation prize, here's some shitting dicknipples, so that you may know that I really have been on 4chan for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042808
I mean it's a good drawing, just shows that hags are sexo only in idealized animu style. I heard semen is a good for skin, so maybe hag mamonos start looking prettier after you sex them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042684
>hagfags do nothing but post repeatedly about how much they want to fuck hags
>someone posts an image of a legitimately old-looking fox
>immediately declares that they don't like hags anymore
why don't you drop the pretence and say that you don't like older women

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042808
oh it's not that bad, it's just that the eyes make her look really scary
I found out that too much detail can give the wrong idea to the public
>>43042806
if there's so many horny monsters there, they'd all monsterize and go for their future husband right away - no losing heroines, remember! (also + if they monsterize into whatever species they are cosplaying, if they are cosplaying one)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042808
Listen, you did a slightly more realistic drawing of a woman's face--one that looks a little more like a woman in her 40s or 50s than people typically bother with.
> She looks good
> Her eyes are evil and scary, including heavy eyebrows
> The actual signs of aging only serve to reinforce that she is intimidating and experienced
> Won't get carded at a liquor store

This is a good pic. But it's definitely *specific*, so don't be discouraged if the whole thread (which mostly wants mom-wife ladies) isn't into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042829
Imagine a human girl realizing that her cosplay has physically fused to her body and isn't actually a costume anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042877
I guess it would be pretty shocking at first, but seing that she's now 10/10 bombshell body having supermodel, and all the small tidbits in her face that brought her down are gone now would make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

do you have an OC that only lives in your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042811
I imagine it be rather one sided as I dump my russian and german history stick on her only to follow it up with architectual rants. All the time she has no idea what I'm bombarding her with and either finds it absolutely boring or cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043006
Yes, I constantly daydream about my whole setting with monster girls. Never talked about it anywhere and never will, it's too cringe for public and has almost nothing to do with MGE anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042392
It was during some big raid where the raiders kept claiming they were all from some ntr group despite clearly being KC fanboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043006
I do random scenarios in my head and have a few regulars but its staying there or in select boards mostly as its more 'specific' fetishwise.

[Anonymous No.]

White fox erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

A demon bandit stole my virginity, and I really wanted to be a wizard, how do I get it back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043124
you have to win it back in a fixed card game

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042682
FUCKING WOULD ANY DAY 0F THE EEK, IM NOT A FUCKING PANSY LIKE THE REST OF THE ANONS

[Anonymous No.]

Young adults are the best.
200 years is still young

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043226
Weak, I want old women who look old not like a young woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042770
>flashers also count as cosplayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042682
That Joey Wheeler face

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043226
vgh... girls my age are really the most erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>don't wanna get raped by mamono
>build a space ship
>take off for Mars
>land on the planet and establish a new personal home inside a huge geodesic dome and hydroponic garden greenhouse to live with
Finally.... I'm truly safe from getting raped by Mamono. They can't get me here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043329
>>build a space ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042682
I think it's the nose that gets people as well as the strong jawline, remember women have heart-shaped faces and have less angular chins

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043329
inb4 the plants you grow in the garden turn into Alraunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043329
>he doesn't know about the space monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043329
You fool! Now mars is contaminated with mamono mana! And you're the only man on the planet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043006
Yes, i daydream a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043226
Fertile teenagers are the most erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh, did I rub my tail against your face? Sorry~ >*Wags tail in your face.*
>Oh my, I did it again I am so clumsy~

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043334
>he isn't smart enough to build a spaceship on his own
>he didn't work out at the library
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043006
I have a picture in my mind of one those fallen maiden before and after corruption pictures,
the girl is sleepy scholar and the before picture is her sleeping on some books and the after is her sleeping in the exact same position cept now she has horns and the books are more occult looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043389
My daughter will never act like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043343
yeah but they're just daughters now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043425
>daughters
>in an erotic world created by a Japanese man
You may as well just call them wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043337
In moe anime, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043443
I will simply refuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043487
Nope even In real life since anime is a just a simplification of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043494
good idea, monsters can't legally rape you without your consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043006
>Kuudere ancient Atlach-Nacha
>Naturally black lips and nails
>Spent so long spinning her web she forgot most things, even her own name
>Almost everything is a new experience to her
>Introducing Pocky to her was a mistake, as she has become addicted

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043503
You have anime brainrot if you think that drawing doesn't look like a woman.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/5b/fd/185bfd609ee537a75a0a9218fad72fbd.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042770
>Go check out some artist booths
>Hellhound with very explicit and crude sketches of herself mating pressing anons, barely restraining herself from pouncing the first guy to actually buy something from her
>Tanuki promoting some sort of MLM scheme with fancy charts and a whiteboard
>Automaton with a very detailed and cleanly drawn doujin, not sure what it's about
>Scores of foxes all gathered around a large table, trying to get passers by to basically buy a picture of them in a bikini, lots of fast-talking zipanganese and arguing anytime someone gets close, before they are quickly dragged into a closet strategically placed behind the booth
>Nerdy succ with huge glasses and a small, undecorated booth showing off her homemade, handdrawn doujin, you see a lot of unsold copies and it's clear no one has bought anything from her yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043540
>Nerdy succ with huge glasses and a small, undecorated booth showing off her homemade, handdrawn doujin, you see a lot of unsold copies and it's clear no one has bought anything from her yet
This one is the most depraved of everyone there, men instinctively know she needs to be avoided

[Anonymous No.]

>ghost starts haunting you and tries real hard to be spooky
>decides to pull a sadako and crawl out your tv
>your tv is a widescreen mounted on the wall so she falls out on the floor the moment her hands come out
>she's crying now because she looks more like a clown than a poltergeist
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043537
I'm not it doesn't, it's more of a tip to make the corner of the jaw a bit smoother, also should make the lips a bit bigger and emphasize the cheekbones a bit more to bring more femininity to the pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043554
I think you should go talk to her, maybe buy one of her copies to cheer her up? Look, she's just some cute, harmless nerd....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040335
milky muscle minos
I need one to give me a playful noogie right NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043540
If I find the fetish I like i buy their doujin also if it is very good vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043006
No. I have commissioned art of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043651
The doujins are perfectly vanilla, but be warned that what she secretly wants to do in the bedroom is certainly not vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043568
Wrap in blanket and hug until she stops crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043670
If she looks like asucc hex maniac, I'd fuck the nerd right then and there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043568
Exorcize immediately. Ain't no ghosts haunting this house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043713
>hex maniac
>fluffy hair
>no friends
>massive milkers
>chubby
I'm in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043568
call Ghostbusters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043695
Weak white mindset
>>43043726
Based black mindset

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043514
The laws changed and if you looked her in the eyes longer than 1 second, it's assumed you consented to marriage. So technically, there are very few 'rapes' in MGC, legally speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043741
Faster and cheaper to become one yourself and just bust in the ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043733
Truly delicious, now add some age to her, make her like in her mid 30s and true perfection in my book

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043758
Based hag enjoyer
Extremely based hex hag enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043751
Who ever made this law will get shot and beheaded. Even mamonos should go too far.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish gazer would stop zapping me with her eye beams! She says it's her way of showing affection, but does it with such a cruel smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043849
Poke her eyes. She will stop

[Anonymous No.]

stay hydrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043864
I would if she would offer me water in a cup like a normal person. Why does she insist that I drink from her boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043864
I just drink milk from holst obachan

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043859
But that's mean, and would make me no better than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043897
And? No warcrime should be forbidden in the war of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043864
What happens once her water is inside of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043920
It gets taken in by your cells and she can take control of your body. Be sure to word your contract with her to avoid such meddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043920
she smiles a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043849
shine a laser pointer in her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

I wake to many eyed angels worshipping me in my bed, now ivory white, trumpets play as I lift my wear body for the bed, when I attempt to get dressed, an angel with her eyes covered dresses me, another with their eyes closed makes some food to eat, where am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044003
A four star hotel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044003
Isn't it obvious? You're at BIG EDEN'S LOVE LOCKER: HOME OF THE "HEAVEN ON EARTH" PAMPERING PACKAGE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044011
>>43044038
But I'm broke, and never paid for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044088
Must've won a raffle ticket

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044094
Nah, so God just said fuck it and iskeaied me to the garden of eden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039679

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042684
You are weak. You will not survive the winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044146
I know and I'm looking forward to It

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044235
looks like something out of a gacha

[Anonymous No.]

Don't stick your dick in crazy monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044259
We're all mad here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044258
casinos are like gacha except sometimes they give you a fraction of the money back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042067
She just laughed at it and flicked it off, and then put pleasure runes on me and locked me in the bedroom
Help anon I don't know what devious plan she has

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039679

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042364
Yes, I'm still surprised I was the only one even mentioning it, well until now.
If the portals actually do open I'm not sure which emotion I would feel more prominently, pure comedic joy or actual joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044340
Anons are too busying gatekeeping paid patreon content he doesn't even care about gatekeeping. Or some people are legitimately terrified that copying and pasting text will get lawyers at their door.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043596
Anon no! She's a depraved succ, in her self insert doujins she ends up kidnaping her husband and fucking him into a stupor never even leaving the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044360
Eh I was one of them until he said it's okay to leak as long as it's paraphrased slightly. My bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044397
It's fine. She's a nerd, she doesn't have much upper body strength.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, that robot was made to counter Godzilla, it wasn't made to be your wife. You can't marry Mechagodzilla-chan. Don't propose to the robot.
Anon no, stop!

[Anonymous No.]

How will neet and slightly chubby monsters get a man?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044411
>My bad
you don't sound remorseful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044423
>neet and slightly chubby monsters
with ease, that's how

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044420
Oh no anon, she has charm spells, in one doujin she drugged the man with some tea that was spiked with aphrodisiacs and manticore venom derivatives. She then tied him up in her bed and cuddled with him until he woke up, and fucked him so hard he almost became mind broken. She also has a recall bed so even if you escape you'll end up back in her arms!
Speaking of that she's offering you some tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044446
I mean I am sorry, but I gate kept for maybe half a thread and it was a single dude. I'm not going to beat myself up over something like that, simple mistake y'know?
But look at this panel, I love this slime girl so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044452
I would like a slightly neet and chubby werecat who makes me eat them out while they play Vidya

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044477
In your hurry to gatekeep, I don't think you've noticed that nobody has actually posted the questions and answers. I only remember a single post about them and it clearly wasn't all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna force feed chesh veggies instead of borgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044519
Yes, that's why I apologized and said my bad. I didn't realize until I think maybe the last thread or halfway through the last thread, something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043006
a pack of TCG cards except they're all Trumparts with a cosplay fetish and sizechange magic so they can be playing card sized and useable as proxies in the TCG
not a fresh idea but i haven't seen anyone else come up with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044550
Are you the anon who posted the seven or eight questions with the harpy picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043124
Steal her virginity and hold it ransom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044553
Why is she so smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044594
because anon bought ze dip

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044340
KC is a trannies? Fugggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044581
No that was someone else I think the only question I brought up was the portal one, It stuck out to me the most.
I guess an order to make amends I could just check some of the other questions but none of them are really that memorable to me other than the ones that Anon posted.
I think I'm going to actually ask about chaos realms because I don't think he explicitly said anything about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044602
>is a trannies
ESLnigger please, at least proofread your shitposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044608
>but none of them are really that memorable to me
It's very possible we had trolls talking about how he went above and beyond in the questions and answers because they made it seem like he wrote pages of crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044618
But He want to be women, It's a fact

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044630
You might be joking but I'm tired of him teasing the portals and not releasing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044423
They don't, at least not until they get out of their house. Damned neets!

>>43044492
It's ok to treat her once in a while, but she better reciprocate and not be an entitled lazy brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043192
ty
>>43043314
come on, its not THAT bad lol
>>43043337
I tried to fix her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044627
I remember being surprised because they weren't bad at least most of them, I think maybe 30% of the questions were filler or were already answered before but that's fine. Not everyone is going to know the answer beforehand
I was just really given whiplash by the portal comment I was not expecting that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044655
That's some really good art, now I could do her without a paper bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044642
I'm not, He's delusional like most of us. Hoping that a magic portal will open because our lives are worthless. It's just cope out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044655
She's not bad ignore the anons saying otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044685
One can dream anon, one can dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042682
penders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044648
She'll turn it into a game, where if you beat her in a game you can do what you want to her and vice versa

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040568
are unrivaled

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044642
I mean I dunno what he can do about it, not like he's a sorcerer or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044738
Nigger elves aren't welcome in this neighborhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044655
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044746
N'wah

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044423
Me and many future sons will lure them out their goon caves

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044746
aww you poor human woman mad that your boyfriend got ELF'D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044792
No, I just want to only see wooden elves in my forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040348
>eating cereal while squatting in a sink
This is glorious hot mess. It’s like anon is living in the most affectionate traphouse possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044746
But I tried a dark elf too b4 with heavy perspective, too bad I have no fucking idea how latex works.
>>43044675
kek ty
>>43044686
>>43044755
thanks
>>43044725
who?

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons always act so big and tough but when it comes to it and they want to ask that special human guy they have a crush on out they freeze up, stutter, knees fall weak and they become a blushing mumbling mess of dropped spaghetti, and it only makes it worse for a Dragon when the human calls them cute when they get like this! They don't know how to react and their heart will start pounding!

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna put on orange on Deonora's head.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes trying different clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044805
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044746
I'm gonna leak your IP to the horniest, most aggressive dark elves in existence anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044675
>>43044675
>paper bag.
because of jashin dropkick this is now kind of a fetish of mine wich i cant find any examples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044594
Anyone not an ascetic is Creeping Coin bait and she knows it.
The slightest desire of money for any reason, even something like purchasing food or medicine, is enough of an opening for her magic to eat away at your willpower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044655
>come on, its not THAT bad
lmao oh anon that pic looks
fine anon,but remember there is always room for improvements no matter how good you think you are you can always do better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044915
>>43044908
Joke on you. I have already married a (black fur) werecat and I'm proud member of the Kot Krusader Koro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044477
loving yandere slimedom is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044941
>Capturing and doming a dark elf with your wife
Me like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044915
dark elves are scary...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045004
Not the one on this pic, She's hot. Sadly, their profile is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042490
Based Orderite.

[Anonymous No.]

Strong elves are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042605
You will regret it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045072
What's the taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

a moment of silence for our fallen brothers who goes out for a drink post portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040568
>>43044738
>>43044792
This thread only likes eroge-tier elfs, or erofus as dwarves like to call them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045108
>You want some tail?
I want all the tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044876
big firm nipples make me thirsty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045152
for me, its big puffy inverted nipples are what make thirsty

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>go on holiday to royal makai with her
>end up buying loads of cat toys
>she calls it a mighty tribute to her realm
>one of them is just a squeaky mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43043864
Water girls are underappreciated. It's most of the benefits of slime girls without the potential stickiness (though my ideal slime girl can adjust her stickiness at will).

Though I also like to think slime and water girls in general could avoid making a mess by not just stopping themselves from leaving goo or water on things, but by sucking back up any they do leave (as it could still be part of their body they can control).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044421
>after the invasion, it turned out that most of the scientists were already dating kaiju girls in secret
>no wonder they always knew the exact capabilities of every new weapon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045214
Fuck off
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045214
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040844
>if summoned by a single monster
I'd ask the logistics of how she pulled me from one universe to another, and see if it could be recreated and with more people.

>if it's a group of monsters
My God complex starts to show and I tell them that whoever makes me the tastiest dinner will have the honor of being my first wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045009
For me the incest kills them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039879
what if I live with my auntster? she's been giving me free room and board in her house since I left for college

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045342
I love incest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044985
She'll never give in to you!! Shes a strong proud dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045094
Bitter vegetables in rancid oil. It leaves a thin coating in your mouth too. I was told folks spread it on bread. Presuming that this was due to some eccentric hatred of bread, I said “fuck toast, all my homies hate toast”. Then I became friends with the exchange-students and we fucked up a bakery. TL;DR The English spread their Marmite-loving insanity everywhere, most of it congealed in Australia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044974
Based, tis one reason I love shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044919
Creeping coins op please nerf DL

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040844
>summoned by monsters
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045400

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040844
ill draw on the walls a sexy lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045342
Did KC ever bother to explain how that works?

[Anonymous No.]

You're all very confident in your ability to secure wives. I know for a fact that at least half of you, if approached by a confident and attractive woman, would spill your spaghetti so badly you'd run away in embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
I'm the guy who gets his ass groped women irl, I don't need to worry about that. I'm rape bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
not really, i'll just keep my distance at first since i dont know her and dont know if she has a camera on her recording my reaction for a prank or somthing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
>if approached by a confident and attractive woman
pffft

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040844
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045385
they're dangerous, but you likely won't find them unless you go raiding treasure vaults or visiting monster-run casinos

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
>you'd run away in embarrassment
yeah I literally ran away irl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
I got approached by a girl once when I was in middle school and actually ran away, if the portals open a manticore is going to destroy me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43041828
>>43041857
>>43041888
All you have to do when your ancient evil waifu is fighting the forces of good is simple:
>grab some scissors or a knife
>yell out to your house "Oh boy! I can't wait to run around with this sharp knife in my hand!"
>your waifu will stop everything and come home to chastise you for being dumb and making you brush the rubble from her tail as an apology

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045463
Dunno, I wouldn't bother even wasting a question with it though because it's obviously going to depend on if you want it or not. Wish fulfillment hugbox babby

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
>if approached by a confident and attractive woman
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045463
As far as I understand it dark elf mothers use their husbands to teach their children how to dominate men. This could mean simply demonstrating how to give and receive pleasure and the daughter copying without touching him, or getting "hands on" but regardless it sometimes leads to the dark elf daughter falling in love with her father. I prefer to think normally its just a demonstration by the mother on how to treat a man, nothing more (if nothing else it's noted she won't have sex with her father unless she falls in love with him). Still it is a pretty old profile, so perhaps more clarity will happen in the future. It does seem like incest might be harder to avoid with dark elves than in other monsters (normally you can guarantee the monster daughter won't fall for you if you simply don't unduly restrict her from contact with boys).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
>you'd run away in embarrassment
True, only a monster girl would then chase me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43044340
>>43042364
What's with that monster here stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045637
Either he's just as autistic as us, or he's a bapho in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042614
>glacierclear
That's a name I haven't seen for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045637
I don't know. They keep talking about it without actually posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045426
i miss znt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045637
maybey there was something to that broken stone thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045707
Tamamo was freed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045712
Those memes were great. Instead we just got really scary AI advancements instead of anything fun like nukes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045577
It's strange, ah well they're still better than regular elves man.

[Breathfag No.]

>Wake up
>No danuki beside me
>No danuki breath to be sniffed
>Cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045719
We got a war in Europe, AI scaring artists, massive solar flares coming out and those earthquakes in Turkiye recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045719
i got pretty good at getting the training the ai to copy any anime style yet i still feel hollow inside,
maybey i should move on to text gen next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045686
Someone asked KC when monster girls will become real. KC had some fun with the reply by asking how one can be sure the beautiful women they see in our world aren't MGE girls in disguise? Then he added that it is said that to open a huge portal it's necessary to do preliminary work going back and forth through a small portal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045719
What if she becomes our AI overlord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045746
Anon if this isn’t bait, it’s due to the fact you didn’t make it yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
>all that answers
meanwhile no female unrelated to me ever gave me any attentnion
I don't even know what would I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045765
I do and the answer is get way too clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
Those that run are undisciplined future monster husbands.
Those that don't run are well disciplined future monster husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045773
that's why I want a batcat, I would mind being plugged to her tail all day long
bonus if she's clingey too, so we can just cuddle all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43040844
Get my bearings, then see if there's a way to communicate to the other side. I'd want to send some goodbye letters at least. After that, thank my summoner (with or without the help of my dick, depending), then become an ambassador or find some way to help other willing Anons come through until someone more capable pops up.

[Breathfag No.]

>>43045788
Not only do I want to sniff manticore breath, I want to sniff the inside of her tail too. I bet both smell incredibly lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045843
Who asked tho, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045743
Stop this slander. Tamamo has already repented and she was exorcised from the stone in the 14th century. Stop blaming non-humans for your own wickedness.
Not that she did anything wrong all she wants is to be a loving wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
I'll be able to contain my autism no problem, I've dealt with all sorts of people for my work before. Unless she's tall. Like really, really tall. Then I'll spill spaghetti everywhere. It'll be obvious I have a thing for really tall girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045765
>unrelated
uh?

[Breathfag No.]

>>43045858
I asked, and I answered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045788
>The portals open
>You don't get a core
>You get the most clingy hebi in the land

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045864
Sounds like fox mischief to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045887
oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
>you now realize that sexing mamono means a girl would see you naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045887
miss hebi gonna be really pissed when she sees all the picture of manticores with hearts around them I drew

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045875
Oh yeah anon? Let's see how well you handle your autism while you're getting felt up and whispered sweet nothings in your ear by a 8 foot tall Amazon

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a 25+ year old unmarried Serpent Guard?
Jaffa cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045914
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045317
Cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045909
Oh anon, when she sees you'll get coiled and pumped with enough spirit fire you'll feel it for weeks. She might not let you out for a week or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
Joke's o n you, I'm actually so dense I dont even pick up on most flirting attempts until after they're over. I'd just respond like she was being nice unless she got handsy, THEN I'd run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045932
Stargate reference + https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045914
is this a tg thing??

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045910
I feel confident I'd maintain my composure for at least 15 seconds, maybe a whole minute if that happened. Man I really hope she doesn't pick me up too, haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045899
That's right anon, you're going to suffer the fate of having a loving and doting clingy wife who wraps you in her coils each night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045942
if a batcat was to be never available, I'd pick Hebi, but if there's a Manticore as a possibility - I am taking it
sorry white noodle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
I know It's a trap and They just want to make fun of me once again. Walking away is the only solution

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045968
Oh anon since the portals just opened they'll still be more traditional, you're getting slung over her shoulder. If you resist she'll just tie you up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045469
Mamono talk a big game.
>Hellhound: If I see a guy he’s getting an extra large rape with barbecue sauce on the side!
>Ocelomeh: Oh yeah? Well I will rape a man so hard that he will swoon like a delicate flower!
>They high five each other.
>A scrawny virgin man walks past them and waves.
>Hellhound & Ocelomeh: Y-y-you too.
But their game is WEAK.
>Anon: Those are lovely boots.
>Lilim: M-my mom got them for me.
All of the so-called dominant mamono are insecure social misfits. This is why low level mamono win every time.
>Devil Bug: Want to fuck in the bathroom?
Low level mamono are often easygoing, especially the gregarious types.
>Large Mouse: My sister passed out before finishing me off this morning, wanna fuck behind the garden shed?
Being so adaptable socially, they can easily get anon into a relationship with none of the discomfort and the social haranguing which dominant mamono are known for.
>Zombie walks past anon.
>Stops in front of him, bends over, and rips off the back of her dress, exposing her naked horny ass.
>Zombie:Uhhh neeeeddd diiiick.
When contrasted with the arrogance of the dominant mamono, the choice is obvious.
>Malef Dragon in her dorky historical re-enactment uniform, with riding crop.
>She keeps accidentally knocking over her anon miniatures with the crop.
>Stutters and squeaks through a long boring speech on her “glorious heritage”
>Has some bizarre ideology she will make you parrot
>Will constantly make you affirm it, in some embarrassing and flamboyant manner
Go for low level mamono. There’s a reason there are so many of them. It’s because they are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045984
>You escape sad that you'll never find love
>You get home and just plop yourself on the bed and cry
>Just as you're drifting off into a somber sleep you notice a soft plush paw/claw at the foot of your bed
>It grabs your ankle and pulls you off the bed into a plush embrace
>You can't even struggle, it's like this hug is draining your will to resist and all your sadness as you drift back into sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046064
I love seeing powerful dominant aggressive gals be dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045977
Don't blame ya, for me personally I think I'd actually really want picrel or a chimera. Shog/flayer specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046064
*yawn*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045577
Because sexual training is sure not to cause the mamono to fall in love. Especially the “taste of pleasure” part. /s Then again, it could be some weird VR Pandemonium sex ed. They have “Dark” in the name, so there’s a tenuous link to Priests and super corrupt types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046064
Wurms break that rule, they are high their but very simple minded and humble

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045904
Oh no

Maybe this whole monstergirl thing isn't for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046133
>A wurm keeps trying to claim you but she keeps getting distracted by your cooking
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046133
Wurms are low leveled. Mentally. It’s fine, they’re good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046131
I think it's because KC wrote the dark elves a while ago, they might need some... updating.

[Anonymous No.]

It would be so cool to leave my boring life behind and go to the mge world, where I make friends and devote myself to study my passion. Somewhere far, magical and mysterious. I need a new life, something greater than my current trivial burdens and inhibitions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046164
they are fine as they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046164
No, the translation is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046164
Yeah, they’re strange compared to KC’s current take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046160
>wurms are low-leveled
the biggest lie ever uttered, try wrestling one into submission, any weapon you try will bounce off her skin, and she can just quickly dig underground and pull you under and if they smell blood or your tears, they come en mass to help you, no matter how minor the injury

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl do you think you'd be claimed by? I think I'd get nabbed by a phantom honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046076
Approachable and powerful has appeal. The first is usually the higher priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046240
A simple farm girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046240
greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046240
With how many tiny lizards are around, probably a small three foot lizardgirl actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046234
>can’t defeat a Wurm intellectually
Anon I…you are perfect for her. I think mamono should have complementary men, so a normal brain is good enough for Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046299
you can do that but the thing is, she isnt dumb either, simple minded means slow on the uptake. Also wurms will just be in your life and you'll grow to like them, you two are gonna date, marry and have kids and you would be none the wiser due to how cute they can be at times

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046240
I have a natural weakness to vanilla succs and pyrows. I'd be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046175
Sounds nice, but what could anyone do in MGE, besides tourism and hedonism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046324
I legitimately have no idea except for things you could do here anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046321
It'd be nice to meet a young succ on the train or bus, just new to this world and hold her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046324
Tourism would be a massive endeavor though. They'd have massive and fantastical cities you would never see here, all sorts of fascinating and beautiful flora, and even if that's not your kind of thing just going off the beaten path and seeing the natural vistas would be amazing. Think of all the new and different mountains you could climb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046279
>she thinks a suplex is a pick-up line
>while actually knowing the meaning of the word suplex
Nothing can ever stop Lizardman from being a top girl. Even Japan thinks so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046324
Sports, exploring, hunting, farming, small business running, writing, etc. You can do most real world things in the MGE (barring some high technology stuff), just with fantastical twists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046385
>little midget lizardgirl trying to suplex
>ends up just hanging off you with her feet off the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046324
A lot of the same stuff you can do here, their world is objectively far better than ours dude like it's not even a contest

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046324
adventuring and finding something new, learning new concepts, takinf part in old wrestling, learning how to use to use medieval/ rennacise weapons from masters who would write manuscripts

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the best defense against monsters is by going full borg. What use is a husband without any fleshy bits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046422
It's not adventuring if the only adventure is wondering what tentacle plant your wife will walk into next.
You could walk out of your house right now. Is that adventuring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046440
anon, it is an endless plain, also you can adventure with your wife for a bit before settle down or become archelogists and see all the ancient ruins

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046440
>You could walk out of your house right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046324
What can you do here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046495
i can shoot rats behind my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046433
Perfect plan. Guaranteed to net you a Gremlin.
>>43046440
>implying that the neighborhood tentacle plant isn’t good enough
Slanderous.
>>43046400
There’s a distinction: stuff to do that would be interesting to communicate to other people. The idyllic is pleasant to experience and drudgery to convey. Matrix.meme/stale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046175
What is your passion that can't be studied here? Magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046433
>Automaton and Gremlin bait.

[Anonymous No.]

do you want to be sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046440
>You could walk out of your house right now. Is that adventuring?
you are literally not even doing that, how do you know if you're not trying?
isn't climbing high rocks adventuring? going camping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046505
Not him but I'd want to be a wizard. Harry potter saw to that and the mge version is even better because cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

dammit i fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046440
Sounds like a skill issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046513
Yes anon. Going camping is adventuring. Just like in mge going adventuring is synonymous with tourism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046396
No one does a ‘surrender posture’ as well as a Lizardman. Contextually, it’s because she earned it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046526
Well I think that's much better than it being synonymous with murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045577
Having pseudo incest sex with your older dark elf step sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046502
>>43046509
I'm not talking getting metal skin or some funny looking eyes, anons. I'm talking going full cyberskeleton so the only bits that even look human is your torso and head. At that point I severely doubt monsters would even think you're human anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046554
if you have a functioning brain, they will make you fall in love and mamono mana will make you grow a functioning dick and balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046560
Some monsters will take you even if you're just a disembodied spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think mge is interesting enough of a setting that it would be a good place for non porn fiction, like tvshows/movies, games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046554
I got two words for you, Chaos Boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046599
I got two for you too, Monster Boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046590
It would take a lot of censoring, but I'd pay to see things like some of the stories presented in the history of Court Alph. Dragonia would be a great place for a fantasy adventure series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046526
Not quite, there are actual MGE adventurers in demand to do things like search for and excavate ancient ruins from the age of the mamono lords and older. It can be fun but its work more than vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046626
We've established before those ruins are fine. You can, again, do the exact same in reality. There's just less automatons in there and more snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046518
Based expect the cunny part
If I get inducted into the Sabbath my waifu will be shocked when they get massive and thick

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046560
>grow a functioning dick and balls on your robotic body
Wouldn’t that lowkey be a dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

the only true path to wizardry is by protecting your virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046590
Yes, but every show, movie and game would have a romance subplot. And you know every monstergirl that stars in them would be scantily clad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046509
automatons got no place to refuel off a chromed up anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43045577
Nice. Currently, I guess the parent bedroom fills to (a variable) maximum with student-daughters. These form a harem with the central male. Additional daughters get only an indirect taste of pleasure, via an enforced ‘no touch or taste’ policy between them and the male. At a bare minimum, any Dark Elf leaving the nest has dealt with ~30 years of getting aggressively sex-trained by two older and stronger Dark Elves. Neither of whom ever quits rubbing their access to dick in her face. The degree of aggressive lust is beyond human comprehension, especially since all types of Elf don’t dream of electric sheep. Nope an Elf can’t dream at all, in fact. Instead they recapitulate and practice memories for 4 hours a day. They literally plan instead of dream, and are raised in an BDSM training home… Dark Elves are pretty interesting under this interpretation, which remains cozy with canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046660
Why would monsters care? As long as they can get their rocks off they don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046590
If you mean soft porn with lots of innuendos but no explicit porn - then yeah. Otherwise if you're talking about some muh worldbuilding bullshit for normalfags - fuck no, the whole setting is built upon romance and lewd. At best you could make short episodes for the world guides, but even those are still lewd, just not so directly.

[Anonymous No.]

I have enchanted this codpiece to be unbreakable. Not even the strongest Mamono could dent it, not a Dragon, not a Manticore, not an Automaton. None!
No matter how hard a Monster tries, she won't be able to get it off my body without seriously maiming, disemboweling me or killing me, which at that point it wouldn't even be worth it trying to rape me anymore. Even if a Shoggoth or Slime slipped under it there wouldn't be enough space for them to fuck my dick anyway and the codpiece's tightness will prevent erections. I never leave the house without it and sometimes I even sleep with it on.

To date, there hasn't been a single Monster that could take my virginity since I started wearing the enchanted codpiece. Their attempts all end in disappointment and it has only cost me shirts that got ripped since donning it.

Work smarter not harder. Become unrapable. Defy the Monsters and subvert their expectations. Protect your virginity, it's a simple enchantment away. They'd have to be a genius in magic to undo it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046695
Ah I was mostly making a joke about how your dick isn’t flesh anymore and is soft metal or plastic now so it would be very similar to a dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046708
I think it would be pretty funny with a movie or show set in mge starting off all serious and solemn, before some big monstergirl just kicked in the door and grabbed the protagonist and instantly changed the tone of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046554
>go brain in a jar
>your old body reanimates as a zombie girl
>mamono mana causes your entire body to regenerate around your brain and explode out of the robot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046686
>Portals open in a Cyberpunk world
>realize none of the men can produce spirit energy anymore thanks to being more metal than man
>Decide to destroy the world and move onto another one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046728
>>your old body reanimates as a zombie girl
I'm killing it. I refuse to let my old body be used for this tranny nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046720
>I have enchanted this codpiece to be unbreakable. Not even the strongest Mamono could dent it
>it's a simple enchantment away. They'd have to be a genius in magic to undo it.
So what you're saying is, there's a chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>find the oldest fox in hagville
>hug the oldest fox in hagville
>oldest fox eyes start opening
hel-

[Anonymous No.]

did somebody link on /v/ again, or did the miseryfag decided he's not depressed enough today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046762
>she starts crying from the first non-relative male hug she's received in several hundred years

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046759
>draw a human girl
>call it a monster
God KC was fucking retarded when he drew Dark Mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046759
Forget I said that last part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046728
it must feel incredibly violating to see someone fucking your old corpse turned monstergirl while your still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046735
i thought they were good people, they wouldn't just destroy people they cant make use of!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046728
>end up dicking your retarded gender-flipped version
Congrats on becoming Fallen Pope. Full on perversion, do not pass go. MGE is fetishland, but this ol sci-fi standby ain’t something I’d have conceived of fitting cleanly. To my horror, it’s workable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046762
the second oldest hag gonna be pissed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046780
I'd be pissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046790
>>43046780
>>43046728
you retards realize, this will never happen, because nothing that is inconvinient or sad is allowed to be pernament in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046787
Cybernetic borg hands typed that post. We’re on to your bullshit, 1 of 17.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>replacing your spider coworker's decaffenaited drink with regular coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046847
>Asanagi
Fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039679
best OP in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046837
He’s just mad that his Gremlin wife told him if he shitposted about how bad monster girls are on 4mon again he would lose his internet privileges and also get rape correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046834
So zombiesex only happen with your corpse if you’re into it? Having penultimately narcissistic sex couldn’t possibly appeal to anyone on FOURCHANZ. Wow, what a relief. Ur a fag, btw.

[Anonymous No.]

oh nice, the gachatard woke up

[Anonymous No.]

Duhhh rape duh rape rape rape rape hurf durf
Is that all you can fucking think of is rape? Get some originality you morons. Rape isn't funny, and don't tell me something stupid like "Hehehe you need rape correction hehe" because that won't prove me wrong.
Stop obsessing over rape so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046901
Hehehe you need rape correction hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046901
Shut up, jew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046901
>Hehehe you need rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046234
Low level, but they start with end game stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046901
Hehehe you need rape correction hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046847
>Japanese Shadman

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046901
Haha rape go BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046518
Based except my desires to be a wizard and to have a loli wife have no correlation with eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046901
>Hehehe you need rape correction hehe
Unironically get fucking raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046871
why is there 2 of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046946
Blame soulless bugmen chinks for being shit artists.

[Anonymous No.]

To save the peasantry from being turned into zombies, I shall bed the noble undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046937
She looks like she fucks black guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046946
Nta but they’re siblings last I checked with that series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046901
Based handholding aficionado? The punishment is extra rape for handholding scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046937
She looks like she cucks black guys
That was such a hilarious moment, truly a highlight of western MGE retardation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046937
>Cuckbait: the character

[Anonymous No.]

how hard is it to do as monsters do, find a monster and successfully rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

I shall construct a great ark, and have myself and two of every monster girl on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>3 hidden posts
Looks like the filters are working just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046973
Feels good that I was vindicated in my hatred for Wightfag back when he first started posting. Go look back through the archives and have a laugh seeing how poorly people's defenses for him aged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046973
>She looks like she cucks black guys
That implies some type of alping is going to happen soon and that those guys were gay the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046986
If you're going to be a blogfaggot at least post which posts got hidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046901
True but They won't listen, It's like pelvis crushing, nothing fun about breaking your bones and being paralyzed, even if Magic makes It a small wound. It's even more annoying when You see that Ryona or even laying a single finger on a monster is forbidden while They can beat man with no consequences because everyone seems to love that scenario here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046993
if i knew they wouldn't be hidden now would they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046973
What’s a single gleam of neon in the iridescent tangled cringe of MGE fandom? Might have to ask KC if I can get tickets to the next DL birth. But not to watch it, merely to cuck someone else out of experiencing it. MGE has always been utter gonzo, and pulls in spitetards for some weird reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047002
So either shut the fuck up or go find them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047005
Niggers don't exist in MGE, it's why it's a good setting.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047015
Yes, every black peoples are normal and civilized there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047015
Writing yourself out of MGE? Bold move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047015
Nignog dog and cat.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw racism

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047029
Humans are Order and less civilized than monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047053
Racing a Cockatrice is more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047029
>blacks
>civilized
Nice joke. MGE exists in a post TND world, the only guys in it are whites and asians which is why it's one of the better monster girl settings.

>>43047035
Sorry but I'm not your mom's boyfriend, Isaac.

>>43047040
Monster girls aren't niggers thankfully even if retards try to make Hellhounds nigger-adjacent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046772
That some monsters look like humans has been a thing in the MGE for a lot longer than that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047057
Civilized as other humans. I though that was obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047066
Yeah and it's always fucking sucked. There's a reason why nobody ever talks about Witches when it comes to loli monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>43047063
The /po/tard returns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046728
>>43046780
Male corpses can't be raised as female zombies to begin with (skeleton monsters are implied to be more like golems that are simply built from bones).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047071
Yes. But humans are all uncivilized compared to monsters. Which is also obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047077
Sorry that not everyone shares your nigger fetish and wants one of the only good monster girl settings to stay negro free. Maybe Tumblr is more your thing if you dislike that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to Gamenuki to pick up the long awaited "The Elder Snakes 6"
>Very excited to go home and play it
>Gloomy nerd monster is looking at you and breathing heavily
>Better ignore her
>Buy the game and head out
>She's following you
How to get out of this ordeal?

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna start a big tail Vs big horns discussions on 4/mon/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047095
Landmines

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047001
This isn't really a problem with the setting though, just something some people like to post. In canon you don't get worse than a bit sore/tired and benefiting from relaxing in mamono realm hot springs to relieve it. It's built into the settings mechanics that monster mana protects the mate during intercourse to blunt potential damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047095
Take her with you and kiss her silly while the game downloads the day 1 patch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047090
>0 to 60 /pol/tardation
>being this much of a try-hard
>stale Tumblr hate-boner
*Yawns*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047137
>*action*
Way to our yourself, troon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047111
Start with a tail rating thread, these always get no less than 300 replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047077
>>43047090
>>43047137
>>43047141
Kill yourselves the both of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047074
>There's a reason why nobody ever talks about Witches when it comes to loli monsters.
Actually that's just because Dark Mage lolis are more erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046720
A succubus can make a man orgasm without even touching his privates. What's to stop a monster from making you so horny that you remove the codpiece of your own volition?

Not to mention how it just makes you a prime target for interested monsters whenever you do remove it. Heck, the fact you only "sometimes" sleep with it on makes you easy prey for nightmares and other nocturnal monsters.

And anyway, "rape" in the MGE isn't meant in a serious sense anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047120
No, like rape who is bad and a mistake in translation, It's continuously spam here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047148
>Gonna say that I'm gonna challenge the lizard with the biggest and fatest tail in the thread
>instant lizard tail + sword pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047180
Could you reword that? What like do they say they rape criminals? What mistake in translation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047148
Harvesting (You)s in a tail rate thread by saying you'll marry the girl with the best looking tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047207
>I showed you my sword pls respond
What is it with Lizardmen and their sword pics? I was showing my friend a video and bam! A photo of her sword pops up. Fully unsheathed. I was so embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047222
Rape is bad.
KC said that rape is not the right word, It's more like forceful advances. You still have a word to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047233
>Rape is bad.
i dont care

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047244
I do care.

[Anonymous No.]

Mage erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047233
How does it go if the word is “no”?
>Be anon
>Ogre leaps out
>Tears your shirt off in a single motion
>She grabs your pants
Wut do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047231
Still better than the spear fanatic lizards who write walls of text about how their weapon is superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047233
i want to rape monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047273
Me too but It's forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047263
Bite my tongue and bleed out

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047074
striped stockings are potent but i do like familiars better.
thankfully now i can get both in one convenient package

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047229
Enjoy witnessing the shitstorm between foxes and snakes arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047231
I just send my lizard friend pics of guns and that usually makes her seethe for a good 30 minutes.
At least it's better than the time I asked if axes aren't better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047270
Could be worse, the absolute dork lizards try to ‘out-chivalry’ each other. Constantly opening doors and jars preemptively…The best response is to be polite “I can pull out my own chair, ma’am.” The one I said that to excused herself to the bathroom, but she probably went to go cry a little. Adding ‘ma’am’ to the end really helps, for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047303
>not singing “All-star” at her as loudly as possible
See, this is why monsters keep hitting on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047278
life is a tragedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047233
>It's more like forceful advances
So rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047063
If you want to be a racist nazi, go to /monster/. /mgt/ is a proud supporter of the BNWO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047355
I don't like the domestic abuse monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047373
redcaps are fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047262
Sorry boob mage, the only magic users I respect is the Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047233
It's rape if you don't consent first, but is it still rape if she gives you the best orgasm of your life?
This is why you call it a forceful advance instead. You just need a bit of physical convincing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047363
more of a thorough ravishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047363
No because You can say no and everything stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047233
it's an open discourse and she's presenting her arguments physically to help change your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047373
What about turtles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047406
>You can say no and everything stop.
I doubt it for some MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047379
No they're not.

>>43047409
I hate all aquatic monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047420
It's either that or I kill my self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047397
>Shrek makes you jizz in her
>now everything is okay
Wtf I love swamps now.

[Anonymous No.]

The gargoyle I ordered looks a lot lewder than the one on the store page. I'll probably keep it indoors, I can't let anyone see that I bought this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047233
And that word is “yes”. KC should have put effort into giving monsters interesting behaviors between the attack and rape sections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047233
>>43047233
>Rape is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047488
You can say No and she will comply

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047233
At least Krampus takes you out to dinner first.

[Anonymous No.]

>43047365
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

this is dumb
take me away from this rotten world

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047483
It’s probably surplus from a church, many of them are renovating to keep up with the growing Eros membership. They’re durable, even if they’re often mislabeled. My friend purchased a St. Horace of Abernathy statue. Pretty sure St Horace didn’t have a large rack or plump lips, but his statue otoh…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047509
If an attractive monster asked me out to dinner, paid for it, while complimenting me and being genuinely interested in my autistic hobbies, well at that point, she can pretty much do whatever and I wouldn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047270
>lizard types out a novel about why spears are the best
>reply with *closes distance*
>half a dozen posts seething about how you would never be able to get close to her, and even if you did she would still kick your ass

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you guys so fixated on every possible negative thought?
youd think a setting whos author is going anime villain stupid to keep the sadness out would have some of you fucks smiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047514
You first, nigger lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047564
" Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. " -Agent Smith

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047564
Ignore the retards and tell me about how you imagine meeting your monster wife. Just for fun, of course, cupids definitely aren't writing this down for future planning, haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047564
1.do not look at one sceaming monkey and assume the rest in the enclosure are like that one. there are people who like the setting with little-no alterations
2. for some people, its not in enough that anon A gets his fantasy, its that anon B can't have his, either due to going agains anon A's midset or the sheer basis of fuck you.
3. What do YOU like? talk about that. even if it doesnt gather much traction its still a better sight to see in this god forsaken thread.

[Anonymous No.]

always accept offers from demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047604
>and your mother
Ruined. I'm an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047507
>Anon looks the Ogre, holding him up by his pants, in the eyes.
>”No.” he says
>The horny and frustrated Ogre tries to tear his pants apart to get the creamy filling
>Her strength can’t harm or tear the pants
>What sorcery is this?
>The confused Ogre holds anon up in one hand, by the pants.
>The other she uses to pulverize a boulder twice as large as anon
Wtf? How is this supposed to go? Captcha: Hhhmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047611
dont say that. she will see it as you asking to be shotafied

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047483
>buying a gargoyle
>saleswoman is being really weird about it
>tells you that the statue will "rock your world"
>evil laughs afterwards
>get the feeling that it's probably best not to buy the statue and tell her you're going to pass
>she looks shocked
>starts floundering and offers you a huge discount
>tell her no
>she offers it for free
>tell her no again
>tells you that she'll pay you to take it and even deliver it herself
>pry her off you ankle and leave the store
I wonder how many mamono have botch the sale of cursed items by getting too confident in their innuendos and maniacal cackling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047600
I feel like the closest wed get to this speech in MGE is with mindflayers old enough to be around pre DL

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being pinned beneath a huge kot hag, and then she starts purring...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047620
>she starts sobbing quietly
>"me just want cute boy for meself..."
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, WHO IS THE MONSTER NOW? HUH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047564
i like sadness

[Anonymous No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34687126/chapters/115790374

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047650
>archiveofourown
Not reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047640
>43047365
Me and I don't care, go find some faggot who like to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047654
its one of the safe ones anon, no soulsborne, muderhobos, monsterboys or futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047625
I tend to do a 180 immediately on hearing mamono do either. That’s how they get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047600
The character quoted is a machine to whom human nature is alien and disgusting, not someone I'd consider an expert in human well-being.

[Anonymous No.]

>oooo I don't want to get raped
then how about you just talk to a girl you like and get some romance going, instead of bragging how you will seal yourself off in a tomb and sit there stewing in your depression like a frog in a bajou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047640
So now I can bully and use the massive creature for my own ends without even having sex with her? Fucking based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047694
Fuck you, I do what I fucking want in my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047662
If you like it then it's not rape, its just being called rape for the sake of one fetish or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047654
its a convenient site, you know better ones?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls shouldn't rape, thay should find out more about their intrests than just the smell of their dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047625
I'm like a protagonist from those shitty creepypastas. I am completely blind to the obvious shadiness of the buyer, and spend my entire paycheck on purchasing a statue that seems like it's watching me, an antique chest that I can hear knocking from on the inside, and a disk with a piece of tape on the box that says "DO NOT PLAY."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047650
That tail is huge. Bet she’s a nympho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047704
She can still easily defend herself anon. You're not immune to damage from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43046946
The one on the bed is the younger sister of the one on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047723
And many do, not to mention how often they seem to have kind of compatibility sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047721
>its a convenient site
Full of trash.
>you know better ones
Ghostbin is still kicking last I checked. At least then I don't have to trudge through the absolute garbage in AO3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047694
I would date a depressed mucus toad. Trying to make her happy by treating her like a princess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43042420
Good god, what is the sauce?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047723
>Dragon does the superhero landing infron of anon
>"TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, HUMAN!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047739
>At least then I don't have to trudge through the absolute garbage in AO3.
But you don't do that when someone posts a direct link to the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047650
>>43047663
Less than halfway in and it's focused more on dykeshit than anything else. I think you lied to me about this being good, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047724
>I am completely blind to the obvious shadiness of the buyer
But Anon, YOU'RE the one buying the stuff. That makes YOU the buyer, not the monster selling all that stuff to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047768
and 90% of the time it's fucking trash like what was just posted.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters won't like you when you're old and wrinkly into your 60s, they'll give you attention and pampering when you're young but you can't compete with their longevity. You will be lonely and die lonely when you're a senile old man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047784
Prove that you even read it by listing what was wrong with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047777
>dykeshit
its the latetes chapter, IIRC lilim is married, the other chick is getting married. ezrahel just has lore-accurate sex aura

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047727
She isn’t immune to emotional damage and manipulation. A few sweet nothings and she’ll be willing to help me knock over a bank, or beat up a coachman for his loot box.

The real reason you don’t see conflict in MGE is that anons would be the source of it. Anons manipulating superhuman monsters to do their bidding, or else they give monsters the cold shoulder. She better cooperate, or Mrs Dark Elf won’t be getting the candlelit peanut butter evening that she wants etc All monsters are weak to human manipulation, and they would fulfill our desires out of this weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047788
Anon... even if monsters cared about that you get the same longevity and lack of aging (if you and the monster want to look younger that is).

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047796
>lore-accurate sex aura
dont they always have that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047797
You're forgetting all the bandits that get reformed after being seduced by monsters. I'd say humans are just as easy to manipulate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047788
Meh ain’t like that wasn’t going to happen anyway. 1/10 b8, no erection.

[Anonymous No.]

I swear if I see that mershark following my boat and scaring away the fish again I'll jump into the water and punch her on the nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047794
>story using MGE as a base
>50% of the chapter is about a married woman fucking another guy's soon-to-be wife
Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047796
>IIRC lilim is married, the other chick is getting married
So them dyking out in the kitchen behind their lover's backs is okay? Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

This isn't /monster/. Y'all need to be more tolerant of other people's interpretations of the MGE setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047813
No
most people nerf the fuck out of a lilims capabilities. either due to not care for the lore ore delbratly nerfing so jhonny gunman go doomguy on the high teirs
As far as I remember. this story and overwhelming might are do lilims with less restraints

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047694
This is my bayou!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047840
>one some thinks another woman is atractive
>seen as cheating on her fiancee
Jesus fucking christ calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047751
sounds cute
>>43047831
why not drag her into the boat and tell her to sit quietly while you do your job?
>>43047764
>well I uhh, enjoy anime I guess
>JAPANESE ANIMATION, YES SO DO I INDEED
>wow, uhh that's great
>IT IS TRUELLY A SIGN OF HEAVENS SHOULD BE BOTH SHARE THE SAME TASTE FOR ENTERTAINMENT. COME HUMAN, LET'S HEAD TO MY LAIR, WHERE YOU CAN SHOW ME THE ONE THAT WON OVER YOUR FAVOR THE MOST

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047861
Most obvious /monster/ flaseflagger

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047862
One thing to remember about lilim aura though is that like with any monster they have control over it. It won't effect anyone they don't want it to effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047875
If you're fine with some random dyke whore feeling up your fiance I'm sorry to say but you fundamentally aren't a man anymore, you're just some shed dwelling cuckold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047862
Isn't the whole point of those respective stories is that they have that shit on lock?
Like Selene conisdered letting loose in the town but decided against it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047861
What do you mean by “interpretations” the only out there thing that is acceptable to MGE standards I can think of is the Chaos girls dyke shit isn’t one of them if that’s what you’re talking about if you want dyke shit you got that one lizard girl from MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047890
they were not feeling each other up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43039679

[Anonymous No.]

>Two succubi sittin in the pool, 5 ft apart cuz they're not gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047912
The lilim absolutely was. If you're fine with that you don't deserve a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus fuck, so fucking sisters and aunts of the same family is out as well as them lezzing out with each other as well if they were your wives? Cause they already had a bit of thing going on already and they fell for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43047819
Variable, but I will claim a manipulator human to be of a higher grade than a mamono — aside from obvious exceptions, ie Mindflayer. Human social environments are worse for humans than mamono social environments. In fact, mamono places are best for either species.

But some human environments are objectively bad, and require being sociopathic and ruthless for survival. Any human from such a place is more cunning than the average monster. I don’t think bastardanons would be convincing any mamono to subscribe to Pewdiepie, but monsters have a overly romantic view of humans and little experience with human rules. Getting them to violate social norms and laws should be pretty easy, sans obvious exceptions — all Habitat: Human Settlements.

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>>43047905
Yeah, and ezraphel said she would of just gon on a corruption spree had stanley not stopped her

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>>43047882
Bunker schizos never mention their asylum on "cuckchan", it's probably one of the usual shitheads trying to start something. Maybe it's that tard that's always so butthurt about furshit being banned on their site.

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>>43047958
>Bunker schizos never mention their asylum on "cuckchan",
How to out yourself as a retarded newfag step 1

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>>43047958
>Maybe it's that tard that's always so butthurt about furshit being banned on their site.
You make it sound like that's a bad thing when it's something we should be doing now.

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>>43047958
Wow anon, you're so knowledgeable. quick run down on everything wrong with the fandom?

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If dragons are the rich city slickers of the species, wyverns are working class, and Wurms would be simple cute country cousins of the other, where do the other two come into play?

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>>43047976
>when it's something we should be doing now
What?

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>>43047997
Making furshit a bannable offense on sight again.

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>>43047996
Ryu is the quiet japanese immigrant girl in the back of your class, who always had a crush on you. Malef is the local ojou-sama who'se family is filthy rich.

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>>43047996
Malef is the WASP dragon and everyone else is NOKD. Not our kind, dear.

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>>43048011
And what about jabberwocks, and otohime, as well as dragonnewts?

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>>43047640
>meself
Ach! Look at wut ye done, laddie!

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>>43047977
Hit the table and the scissors will speak up, kek

>>43048007
Yeah well that's probably the only thing they did right

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>>43047881
that dragon honestly sounds kinda fun

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MC is a bastard who manipulates monsters into doing his evil bidding. Y/N? Any reasons behind your choice?

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I hope you're prepared for the lustful gazes

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>>43048027
scottish Ushi a cute! I would love to eat her haggis every day!
>>43048023
jabber must be that weird brittish aunt, that's kinda cool but your parents always get weirdly jumpy when they hear she's visiting
>>43048038
gap moe, but I like imagine all powerful monsters are dorks, perhaps because I love dorks and doofuses so much

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>>43048011
>and anon is the boy who sells fruit and snacks outside to help his family, he has 23 siblings

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>>43048040
No, as monsters aren't going to do evil things (by their standards of evil) even if their husband asks them to. Rather they'll work to help him not want such things.

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>>43048057
he's gotta provide for his family, ain't no one's fault God graced them so much with all this happiness
also - condoms have been banned for 50 years now anyway

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>>43048054
>stop the rape train with analingus
Based psychopath retard.

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>>43048054
So otohime is the forgotten grand aunt whose vey rich and still single after xxxxxxxx years

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>>43048085
looking how popular hags are, I gather she just haven't met one of the Anons here

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>>43048076
>he helps greatly since lots of his classmates buy his products for no reason whatsoever

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>>43047923
They're still in tail touching distance! Fucking' gross.

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>>43047764
>”DO YOU LIKE THE FEELING OF GOLD ON YOUR BUTTOCKS?”

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>>43048138
then just ad a dude to the pool
so we know where those tails are

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>>43048182
Why is the dragon running on brian blessed volume?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon learns the long forgotten Dracomancy, now to take control of the dragon lands

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>>43048244
>anon, not realizing he had mistranslated the tome of dracofancy, how to take control of a dragons hand in marriage, thusly sallys forth to lay the first dragon queen that finds him

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>>43046989
>Feels good that I was vindicated in my hatred for Wightfag back when he first started posting.
Just say that you hate him because he's black.

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>>43048298
actually very funny anon

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>>43048072
Doing social (human) evil out of ignorance isn’t so contrived for some types. Some are incompatible with seeing certain acts as evil. Induced penury, assault, rape, extortion, induction of substance addiction, kidnapping, re-programming etc These crimes also match the hopes and dreams of countless mamono. Only some varieties of evil fail to get the mamono stamp of approval. And if a mamono doesn’t see at as evil, she won’t be dissuading anon. Who knows, she might rightly be called helpful in certain matters…

To give the idea consideration, the nature of mamono and human morals — and therefore evil — becomes a matter of consideration.

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>>43048200
If the tails touch, but they're both also touching a boy's hand, is it still gay?

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>>43048333
I hate him because he's black.

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>>43047937
who the fuck said that?

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>>43048333
I hated him for being an obnoxious attention whore that was clearly acting intentionally dumb when it came to his nonsense. Him being a nigger just gave me more of a reason to not trust the retard and now his beastiality/NTR faggotry confirms my initial suspicions.

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im gonna teach monsters to rob convenience stores for me.

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How do I activate a nuki hag?

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>>43048400
now quick question, did you go and find his NTR/beast stuff on his personal pages? or did he post it here in the thread?

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>>43048432
>put a bag of quarters in your pants and shake it around

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>>43048224
You’d know if, you’d ever laid your bare ass on 24k. Anon started her yelling, and I ran with it. The questions mamono would spout must be so fucking bizarre. First dates would be insane.
>Dark Elf: Are you allergic to peanut butter?
>Danuki: Need a co-signer for anything?
>Ratatoskr: How many times did you masturbate on the date NN/NN/NNNN?
Yet KC would skip this amusing interplay with graphic rape.

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>>43048434
It was posted here and again even if it wasn't he's using MGE to act out his retarded fetishes because he's an empty-headed nigger that can't fathom not using something for an unintended purpose.

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>>43048363
Verdict: Boy must marry both.

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>>43048406
Why? Get a Creeping Coin. Shake some coins out of her and sell them to a tanuki.
>>43048432
Same thing.

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>>43048085
Otohime is one of those successful career women who act like she's having the time of her life but is secretly dying inside.

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>>43048463
Creeping Coins don't have a fluffy tail or a stable financial account.

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>>43048463
Being a criminal mastermind must be his fetish.

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>>43048463
>activate a nuki hag
>shake some coins out of her and sell them back to her
She must be activated when you have the audacity to do this.

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Haughty silver creeping coin shortstacks that insists she sits on your shoulders, so you can use her titty rack as a crown

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>>43048451
Hmm, yes, that would seem to be the only option if they forgot to say "no lesbo." Married women can't be gay, after all.

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Dark Elves: You Just Know
P e a n u t B u t t e r

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>>43048507
Married monsters being gay in the presence of their husband is just foreplay. Shit I've said too much the Mofuza are her

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>>43048548
God I hate how much I love the dark elf design but hate the mistress/slave thing.
Eh, fuck it. Just gonna get a highelf and ask her to get a really hard tan.

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>>43048582
this.

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>>43048548
These elves are asking for it

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>>43048548
Doing missionary work in the Drow settlement! Converting those cave pagans into prim and proper wives, no femdom allowed!

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>>43048507
>>43048563
yurifags should be lined against a wall and shot

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>>43048582
>>43048589
True, rapebait hentai brown elves are better.

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>>43048548
She looks like she fucks chaos boys.

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>>43048631
no.

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>>43048643
Made for orc cock

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>>43047764
>anon tries to train his dragon zombie daughter to talk to boys
>by the end she manages to learn "tell me more about yourself" and "yes"

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>>43048687
Ah, the father ted method.

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>>43048643
It's not that you HAVE to rape them, it's just the type.

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>>43048611
The context is what brings the total appeal of the dark elf into view. KC’s (forest) Elf snapshot:
>”They deem themselves as higher beings compared to humans, and thus most individuals look down on them and loathe them.”
Humans are some sort of beast to the standard (forest) elf. I posit this as a commonality shared by forest/dark elf. Now examine the dark elf data with this in mind:
>”…they love to make human men who strike their fancy submit to them using pleasure. Men they capture will receive plenty of love, as either ‘sex slaves’ or ‘pets’."
The latter are proud to grope and marry the beastly humans. This is how depraved the dark elf is implied to be. So she not only wants a lifetime of peanut butter flavored sin, but likes to publicly brag about it. Hence the two memes. Adding a lifetime of BDSM training can only make the situation more wholesome, of course. Add the ear fetishes, and it can only go up from there!

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>>43048672
It does make me wonder if MGE dark elves sometimes roleplay that their husbands are old era orcs coming to take the dark elves as their brides.
That I know there was something about it in the Mindflayers profile that she can make a scenario like that happen between couples than of course you have the potions.

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>>43048748
>>43048672
lol bunkerkeks

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>>43048754
Cry about it, canonical potions made for you to turn into male monsters and literal animals exist in MGE. Despite KC crying and stamping his feet over how male monsters would ruin the point of MGE so it's only a matter of time.

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>>43048748
With enough peanut butter, any training is possible.

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>>43048754
It's been an experience watching the chaos wendigo anons transformation from posting reddit to this. Almost to the point I don't believe it.

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>>43048794
Yeah, the 4chan’s gotten ahold of him. Very sad. Many such cases.

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>>43048794
>>43048804
>implying
That faggot was always bad. Since day fucking one he was always posting monsterboy bait.

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>>43048794
Dude just really, REALLY likes not!bestiality + monster girls.
I'll still take him over all the shitposting retards posting garbage purely out of spite.

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>>43048781
No. You fuck off. Those options are temporary and are meant for roleplay or spice/kinks

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>>43048822
>Dude just really, REALLY likes not!bestiality + monster girls.
So he goes in the trash with the rest of the shitposters like shitbreathfag and the gachafags

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>>43048054
>ywn come home to an ushi who has just finished her 8th bottle of Buckfast

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>>43048400
Personally I feel slightly bad for him because of shit birds making it a massive kerfuffle but at the end of the day I hope that he's found some measure of peace, wherever he is.

>>43048781
They are LITERALLY just there for some kinky shit you do with your wife, not for turning into actual fucking monster. It's even stated that the Wolf and Horse options are the most popular because of obvious reasons.

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>>43048811
I just assumed he really liked his fetish and would get bored of it after a while. I'm only assuming it's him from his habit to use run on sentences and iphone filenames. Or maybe it's all a larp from a shitposter, fuck knows anymore.

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>>43048811
Chaos is an accepted edge case, with a few popular mamono. Ain’t like they’re automatically going to autism out into monsterboys. Doesn’t directly follow, despite the odd notable exceptions — but those don’t make the rules…or *rule*. Just my .02

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>>43048827
>>43048847
>male monsters now make an official presence in MGE's setting with the potions
>Shogs, Mindflayers, Nachos, Wendigos and the forgettable one all turn you into literal monsters
>new dragon literally calls their husbands a male dragon
>trumpart turns you into a literal dog to have sex
>all years after KC said male monsters would NEVER be in MGE
Unironically cope. If KC wasn't on indefinite hiatus I'd give him a year before he made a girl that turns you into a literal orc for months if not years on end.

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>>43048864
I don't care, we're talking about that wendigo faggot in specific who WAS treating it like monsterboy shit.

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What's your favorite vocal accent? Mine changes based on what the girl is; is she a maid? Belgian. Is she a centaur? English/Scottish. Does she prefer mountains and castles like a princess? German. Is she evil? Ancient Latin.
I also love weird accents, like an older Kitsune who speaks in a valley girl accent, or a Manticore with an asian accent.

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>>43048885
I need a griffon with a smoky German accent.

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>>43048850
I did think about making that Eros reeducation camp story awhile back so I do talk about normal things too, but it is funny how you people even think about me enough to remember me.

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>>43048919
Go away.

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Frecklehounds are cute

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>>43048872
>male monsters now make an official presence in MGE's setting with the potions

Anon, this type of male "monster" has been around ever since the matango profile's talk of mushroom men (though that might get retconned as not inevitable given the changes associated with the rpg matango). The point of the "no male monsters" thing was never about KC disliking monster boys (if I recall right a early Q and A had him note he does like them), he simply didn't want them to interfere with monsters seeking human husbands. Thus transformation was the viable alternative.

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>>43048872
Retard. We are talking about those things. They are potions or spells done to spice things up or fetishes but they are temporary.
For Chaos, they turn you eldritch but it can be reversed at any time.
What's even more retarded is that you think this means monsterboys exist so NTR shit when it's human husband's being turned rather then actual monster boy existing out of nowhere.
So yeah fuck off.

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>>43040084
>transparent eyelids
That's adorable.

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>>43047001
I mean if you're fighting a lizard man and you have a demonic silver sword especially if you're already married I don't really see any issue with that whatsoever
The main problem with guys trying stuff on MGs Is that demonic energy does not have that cushion effect because they're still human most of the time. An Incubus would be very different

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>>43048872
>Potions make you a male monster when it's just a temporary transformation
>Husbands of the Chaos Girls can transform to and from at will
>Calling you a male dragon is her accepting you as her mate
>Trumparts have to learn that skill, they aren't born with it inherently per KC
Fuck off Bollocks

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>>43047095
Ask her if she's okay anon, she might be having a health emergency. You should check her temperature with your hand on her forehead

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>>43048885
My Shoggoth waifu has an indescribable accent.

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I still would like if someone would ask how Cait Sith treat their husbands in the average day.

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>>43048983
>Her pupils start spinning and she goes awawawa
Don't be so bold towards gloomy monsters, they can't handle it.

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>>43048919
You post the same images. The nomenclature varies but the phraseology doesn’t etc. This is a literal comparison and barely a memory tick. Doesn’t need extrapolation from there, certainly not in my case. Notoriety ain’t a concern on 4chan — we’re all fragmented signifiers here, at best. For instance: I didn’t connect the notions of wendigoanon and Eros camps. Make no mistake, this is a fundamentally ‘rootless’ place.

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Mad Hatter? More like "Milk Hatter".

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>>43047739
Anon most writers kinda have to put their shit there now. Pastebin censors everything nowadays

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>>43049003
everybody posts the same images retard

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>>43049003
back to >>>/lit/ with ye fag

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>>43047788
>You die
>You see the light
>It's coming towards you?
>It's a wisp
Into the cagie wagie

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>>43047921
Nice anon, you're getting better at making them

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>>43049014
Is that supposed to make me change my mind? Most writers are fucking terrible and fundamentally don't understand shit about MGE nowadays.

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>>43048983
>see a MG breathing heavily and sweating while outside
>okay what do you remember from PE from school?
>get down on one knee in front of her
>"Dear sir or madam, do you require any medical assistance?"
>MG faints because she thinks you're proposing

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>>43049015
>>43049025
I stopped caring about this a post ago. Post hatters, so it’s teatime.

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>>43048333
NTA but I got pretty suss of the guy when he said he wanted to sexo his daughters

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>>43049032
Put up or shut up faggot.

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>>43047788
Jokes on you! I'm already a senile old man!
I turn 49 next year. I'm a lost cause, probably gonna kill myself on my 50th, don't know if I should crash my car and make it look like an accident, or just blow my brains out with my H&K .45 USP.

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>>43048951
>he simply didn't want them to interfere with monsters seeking human husbands.
Which again is now full of shit since it's a slippery slope into male monsters finally showing up. Hell it was always like that with male elves and dwarves being a thing even with KC's shitty cope about them totally being humans.

>>43048963
>they are temporary
For now. Give it a year or two and KC will likely let it be permanent to not offend fans with a TF fetish
>it can be reversed at any time
Cope. All you're doing is wearing a skin that looks like how you did as a human. The monster form is your true form now with most Chaos girls forcing you to stay in it like Nachos objectively making you a male monster.
>you think this means monsterboys exist
They absolutely do. It doesn't matter if they're "temporary" now. They're part of the setting and sooner or later KC is going to start pandering to them more if the new dragon is any indicator.

>>43048974
>temporary
Still counts
>Chaos husband can transform at will
Doesn't matter, their true form is the monster form now
>calling you a male dragon is accepting you as her mate
Slippery slope
>trumparts have to learn that skill
They still do it and they can at any time.

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>>43049042
Half the anons here want that, the pervs. We even had this lotus position daughter fucker, who was obsessed with not fucking his daughter. It’s 4chan. Shit’s like that.

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>>43049054
>spoiler
How about you just shut up and kill yourself now so I don't have to read your blog in the future?

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>>43048643
Glad that Doujin exists, she deserves a happy ending rather than the canon ending she got.

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>>43048794
Why do you think it's Wendigo Anon? He seemed fairly okay from my limited experiences with him

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>>43049064
She's plenty happy in the real ending. Better than being with some shrimpdick human.

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>>43049062
Whoa, edgy

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>>43049058
I'm a chaos fag, please shut up. If you're a shape shifter you don't even really have a true form, If anything though your true form would be your human one because if you don't like the chaos transformations even if you marry a chaos girl you will not gain the transformation.
Chaos boys are a very edge case, and it's a very specific thing for a specific class of girls. Monster boys don't really have a place in canon imo outside of chaos, and those temp potions

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>still going on
sigh...

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>>43049073
Spoken like a true cuck. How many gallons of orc/nigger semen do you drink a day?

[Anonymous No.]

arent there undead incubi? thats already pretty monstrous just there.

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>>43049071
>Why do you think it's Wendigo Anon?
Similar posting style and filenames
>He seemed fairly okay
He was no better than the retards who used to come here posting about corrupting order women as an incubi. He constantly baited like being a wendigo's husband made you a literal monster and if you're too dumb to not see what he was doing I'm sorry but you may have autism

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>>43049054
Do it now faggot you're not welcome here and I hope you have young children as family and they find your shit stained lifeless body and that will fuck them up for their entire lives, Either ending up like you and killing themselves, because no one from your bloodline should breed, or they go out and kill as many people as they can before being gunned down. You're an absolute piece of shit and I hate you for bringing your asinine bullshit in these threads.

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>>43049079
If you're going to be a massive faggot and cry off-topic about how you want to kill yourself and how either fucking do it and spare me your crying or shut the fuck up and get some help. Either way I don't fucking care and want to unsubscribe from your blog.

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>>43049089
Undead don't work the same way in MGE that they do in other settings, so no. Not really.

>>43049087
It's one of the usual suspects so just ignore them.

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>>43049054
Anon please don't kill yourself, seriously botching an attempt will fuck you up and people who survive almost always regret it.

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>>43049062
>>43049096
>>43049097
Reminder: Edgelords aren't welcome here.

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>>43049071
I'm genuinely uncertain but it's use of new buzzwords in posts that I would traditionally associate with him like >>43047907
I could be wrong but I don't think it's the first time I saw him post buzzwords I associate with /monster/ and become oddly more defensive about MGE, I could be wrong and it's just well poisoning.
But I don't think this fandom is very healthy.

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>>43049089
Not really no, I think at most you'd get paler or something. Although if your wife liked your OG complexion you'd stay the same I think

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>>43049054
This nigga bout to get wisp'd lmao

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>>43049086
Again, most Chaos girls want you to stay in the monster form most of the time with the human form being the abnormality. Fundamentally you aren't human anymore like with Shog husbands being literal slime boys.

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>>43049104
idk man even if the mechanics change, it don't stop the desire to exterminate undead filth from this world.

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>>43049109
Either kill yourself or fuck off, faggot. Nobody likes a blogfaggot

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>>43049062
Cool your faggotry, someone will notice your favorite maymay.
>>43049054
Try and figure out 1 thing you want done before you tap out. Can anyone else reasonably do it, Y/N? For Y, pick something else. For N, it’s on you to make that happen. Now you have something to live for. Get stuck? Figure out 1 thing…

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>>43049109
Try not to cry, Miss Sword.
I'm sure this Anon didn't mean anything about you personally!

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>>43049133
I wish I had a sword that cool

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>>43049132
>gachafag
>acts like posting tits is some big thing now when janitors are fucking incompetent on /jp/ now thanks to vtumor fans
God you people are just the fucking worst holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049132
The only way to make sure janny is alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049133
cursedsword is cool but she looks hard to hug and feel up

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>>43049147
Bot

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>>43049154
Fox Bot?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43049133
>>43049141
I've always wondered about Cursed swords and how you use them. Let's say your a soldier anon and you need to go into battle. So you take the sword, what happens to the woman? Does she stay behind or becomes absorbed into the sword?

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>>43049167
i assumed the woman part of her could just poof out of existence at will

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>>43049058
>Which again is now full of shit since it's a slippery slope into male monsters finally showing up.

Well given he hasn't crossed that line in all the years since matango the slope can't be all that slippery. Indeed he's doubled down on denying transformation in men that change form in a permanent manner.

I'm not into it myself, but I don't see any evidence of it being some increasing threat to the "integrity" of the MGE. All we've gotten with male transformations is variations of the level we already had with the matango and tentacle potion years and years ago.

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>>43049133
cursed swords are cool

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>>43049158
>Ocelomeh caravan full of criminals at the border!
>What horrible things do they want to do with your children?
>More at 11…
>Now for our current story: Tofu, does it make you fat and unlikeable?

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>>43049167
Probably poofs out or the woman part becomes ethereal or something

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>>43049058
>Slippery slope

Monsters viewing human men as "males of their own race" has been a aspect of them from the MGE volume 1 days.

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>>43049177
>Well given he hasn't crossed that line in all the years since matango the slope can't be all that slippery.
Objectively wrong. Wonderland is a complete shitshow now, cuck potions are now a thing and you have an entire faction of girls whose entire gimmick is turning you into a male monster.
>All we've gotten with male transformations is variations of the level we already had with the matango and tentacle potion years and years ago.
Complete fucking cancer? Yeah I agree.

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>>43049189
Yeah and it was always fucking retarded but at least it was easy to ignore outside of the former worst MGE girl with Mantango. Now it's getting a little harder to ignore but if you're fine with monster boy faggotry I guess there's no helping you.

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>>43049118
The setting defines human by their mana. The physical nature of a shog husband changes to adopt slime-like traits, but unless you stab him or something he's going to look and function the same as before. Also, it's not that chaos monsters think the monstrous form is better, they just find doing sexual things with the human form in public to be embarrassing.

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>>43049167
It's not like Living Armor. You won't be using the sword once it finds a host.

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>>43049124
Undead are fairly benign in the MGE. Just a form of life that can be born from a corpse or disembodied spirit. Heck, their realms are noted for their cleanliness and sophistication.

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>>43049216
>but unless you stab him or something he's going to look and function the same as before.
Yeah and the same fucking thing applies to the alien from The Thing but it's still not a fucking human being.
>they just find doing sexual things with the human form in public to be embarrassing.
Which means they view the monster format as better to have sex with AND it implies that Chaos girls would be embarrassed showing affection to a human which is why they force monster transformation onto you. Still going to ignore Nachos canonically keeping you in the spider form 99% of the time because it proves me right i see.

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>>43049171
>>43049187
It would be a good question to ask KC. But I'm not paying him for questions. So alas.

>>43049209
The male of their own species applied to all MGs tard not just Matango. And it just meant that you are their male and mate equivalent. That's all it meant.

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>>43049228
>Heck, their realms are noted for their cleanliness and sophistication.
Pretty sure that's different now that their women spend all their time getting their backs blow out in ghettos.

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>>43049198
>wants to get btfo by monsters instead of using tentacle potions
Tentacle potions don’t molest people, anon, people using potions do. These potion control advocates are pie-in-the-sky. What are you going to do when a monster tries to molest you? You gonna throw a cabbage and run, or do you have a Hellhound on your trail? Different anons have different needs regarding something as personal as Chastity protection load outs. But only a moron thinks that no one needs semi-automatic multi catalyst potions because THEY don’t need one. It’s called empathy. Try and have some. Ya cockslurper.

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>>43049226
guess thats a reason to never let my sword touch a woman, just jerk off onto it every knight to keep it satisfied.

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>>43049167
The sword is fused to her hand. She can retract the sword into a gauntlet form, but I don't think her husband can use the sword himself (unless you count some combo move where you both hold and swing the sword).

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>>43049244
>The male of their own species applied to all MGs tard not just Matango.
Again, was always a retarded idea but easy to ignore since outside of the shit mushroom none of them turned you into a monster boy. Now we have an entire faction and region for that shit.

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>>43049240
No, they can change back at any time. The MG just gets angsty if you do it. That's how the wandering guy interviewed the Nacha monster and her husband.

>>43049226
Really? That's a shame. It would be cool to wear living armor and be armed with a cursed sword

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>>43049251
>all this cope to justify KC's male monster fetish pandering

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>>43049183
I bet she can recite the navy seals pasta when woken up in the middle of night.

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>>43049255
>Cursed Sword is a bodyguard
How will Ochimusha ever compete?

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>>43049255
cant retract the girl into the sword? sad

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>>43049262
>No, they can change back at any time.
Again, so can the alien from The Thing. This doesn't make them human.
>The MG just gets angsty if you do it.
Which means the human skin is an abnormality to them and means you're spending most of the time as a male monster. Once again proving my point.

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>>43049270
Not being shit for one.

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man all this does is prove the superiority of living armor

[Anonymous No.]

This is why any kind of monsterboy/beastiality/whatever else /d/ bullshit faggotry shouldn't be tolerated at all. The faggots pushing it here will just endlessly go "WELL WHAT ABOUT X??? WHAT ABOUT Y??? MONSTERBOYS ARE ALLOWED"

No, none of it is good. Fuck off back to /trash/.

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>>43049295
Cry about it, they're part of the setting. Got a problem about it? Learn Japanese and tell KC.

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>>43049240
>Which means they view the monster format as better to have sex with AND it implies that Chaos girls would be embarrassed showing affection to a human which is why they force monster transformation onto you.

Pretty sure it's just a reason to have them be cute and shy at times, make comedic scenes, etc. not some kind of value judgment. Basically what a normal human would regard sex in public as, chaos girls regard sex with the human form in public as.

>Still going to ignore Nachos canonically keeping you in the spider form 99% of the time because it proves me right i see.

Citation? Pretty sure the MGE rarely gives percentages for anything.

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>>43049276
So do you consider incubi to not be human too?

They get angsty but doesn't mean you can't go places with them in human form or have sex with them in human form. They will just act more embarrassed

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>>43049265
>a cabbage is all the self-defense you need!
Don’t listen to Greenwormanon, that’s literally a special case. Will your bitching about potions sage you from rape? Mark my words. One day you will moan and writhe beneath a monster. Screaming for someone, anyone, to save you. And they will look down and say: “No. You should’ve brought a potion instead of being a fag.” Those exact words will haunt you as you pass out with a moronic drooling expression.

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tfw no loli malef wife

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>>43049306
incubi arent allowed in human only establishments

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>>43049295
Never.

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>>43049133
that sword looks cool, but I wouldn't wield it, cute girl or not, I only use short swords that can be used with a shield

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>>43049305
>Pretty sure it's just a reason to have them be cute and shy at times
Cope
>Citation?
Nachos spend almost all their time spinning the web which you need to be in the spider form to fuck her in. Do the math.

>>43049306
>So do you consider incubi to not be human too?
In canon? Sure if you discount undead Incubi. The fan interpretation? Not really.
>They get angsty but doesn't mean you can't go places with them in human form or have sex with them in human form.
So? Again you're still spending most of your time in a non-human form. If your logic with the male monster potions is they're temporary and don't count neither does a chaos girl taking her husband out on a walk in his old human form.

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>>43049318
Somebody didn't read the essay in World Guide 3 explaining why incubi should count as humans, namely if they don't count then neither should heroes or any other human in the setting who has surpassed their limits.

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>>43049333
cursed spear

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Is a Tentacle sex counselor (to mamono) NTR if:
neither her nor her clients are married
she is married, her clients are not
she is married, her clients are married
she is not married, her clients are married
What form should sex-counseling take?

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>>43049309
I'm not a faggot that wants to be a male monster. Sorry that I don't have shit taste like you.

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https://twitter.com/z847212610820/status/1639902692079460353?s=20
keep calm and milk

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>>43049343
if that is what it takes then sure, hero's banned too.

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>>43049350
Why is she filtering it?

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>>43049348
>neither her nor her clients are married
No, just yuri trash
>she is married, her clients are not
>she is married, her clients are married
>she is not married, her clients are married
NTR trash
>What form should sex-counseling take?
None

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>>43049304
You see the name of this thread? It's "Monster Girl Thread" not "MGE Thread". Monsterboyshit, furshit, beastiality and other faggotry is not monstergirls, fuck off with your offtopic shit turbofaggot.

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>>43049366
>It's "Monster Girl Thread" not "MGE Thread".
You're butting into a discussion about MGE
>Monsterboyshit, furshit, beastiality and other faggotry is not monstergirls,
It is when monster girls are involved. Wanna cry about it? Go ahead.

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>>43049375
I'm crying

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>>43049340
>Nachos spend almost all their time spinning the web which you need to be in the spider form to fuck her in.

Huh? What gave you that idea? They should be able to have sex with a man in human form and make their web just fine. Their extra legs can spin web while they mate with him, and he can roll her over or carry her if they need to change position.

Moreover, I'm doubtful they really spend that much time spinning webs and mating in the pouch regardless. KC has stated many times that when he uses terms like "constantly" in relation to sex he doesn't mean it literally. That no atlach web has even been completed apparently suggests they can't be working that constantly on it.

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>>43049375
I don't care about your /trash/ tier """""""""""discussion about MGE""""""""", neck yourself literal discord dogfucker.

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>>43049375
randomly slotting in monstergirls at the end of an off topic post doesn't go well. see every /tg/ attempt ever

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>>43049384
>Huh? What gave you that idea?
>Once they’ve obtained a husband who serves as half of their own body in this manner, they constantly spend their time inside the reproductive pouch, absorbed in the work of expanding the couple's love nest by earnestly spinning thread while having intercourse with their husband.
You're a dumbass.

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>>43049318
Then there is nothing to discuss tg fucktard. Fuck off

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>>43049349
>Ambushed by dark elf!
>Throw cabbage!
>She confettis it with one stroke of her sword.
>You are hogtied by her at elf speed, in less than a minute.
>You ask to be released.
>She gives the exact words.
>Then she steps on you exactly as you like it.
>”Ohohohoh. Time for remedial training~“ she says.
>As she makes you jizz over and over again w/o even trying.
>You are being violated by an elf foot because you didn’t bring a potion.
>If only you had listened to the warnings…
The Chief God gave us the right to use potions in self-defense. I’m sorry you can’t understand that.

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>>43049340
>In canon? Sure if you discount undead Incubi. The fan interpretation? Not really.
And we find out the truth. Nothing left to discuss. Fuck off tg tard

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>>43049406
I addressed why the "constantly" is likely not literal.

Anyway, I'm also not that concerned over what happens with hermit spiders hundreds of feet below the ground.

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>>43049386
>I don't care about your /trash/ tier "
I don't care for your autistic attempts to be a moderator. If it has monster girls involved it's on-topic.

>>43049400
Apples to oranges. Posting about elves and their interactions with their new orc husbands isn't the same as an essay about war with the last two words being "monster girls"

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>>43049406
Fuck off tg. Kill yourself.

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>>43049415
Half the time people posting about incubi make the difference between humans and incubi, so blame them. Incubi is just a fucking stupid name because KC likes to subtly pander to people with a male monster fetish

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>>43049419
>uhhhhh proofs???
>post proof
>well sorry but I don't really care
I mean okay, you're still wrong and the other anon now has more of a point to his arguments. Why do I even bother coming here if everyone is fighting all the time now.

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>>43049420
>If it has monster girls involved it's on-topic.
You cannot be this retarded. You are simply a fucking inbred parasite trying to push your faggot aids-infested fetishes in a place where they don't belong, go back to your discord channel to groom more gay furries or whatever you vermin do there.

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>>43049410
K E K
E
K

Thanks anon, whining faggots BTFO as usual.

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>>43049410
>wanting to look like Shrek every time you have sex with a dark elf is good, actually
Retard

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Holy shit both of you kill yourselves. These autistic neurotic episodes are so tiresome.

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>>43049438
She looks like she fucks orcish men

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>>43049437
>monster girl thread
>can't post about monster girls doing things
>can't post about what you want to do with monster girls
So is it a monster girl thread or an MGE thread? Make up your mind.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Sheer number of off-topic replies, open trolling, and intentional shit-stirring

Am I on the right website? Post Monstergirls NOW to prove you aren't a faggot from the website with the gay alien

Also

>What makes your wife make the >.< expression? Do you enjoy her hobbies/interests? Or does her particular flavor of autism not match your own?

[Anonymous No.]

You will lose to a demon, or succubus. Whatever the fuck this bitch is

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>>43049478
>gay alien
the what?

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>>43049438
Was riffing as per, always a fun topic.
>>43049443
>Potions turn you green
Bullshit from anti-potion lobbyists. Bet you trust Kitsune News and their ‘unbiased’ tofu reports. Chaos is a red herring, slowface. The real conspiracy is that the DL wants to undermine human self-defense capabilities. You got played, man. Start stocking up on potions.

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Cows good

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Someone call Mindflaya-sama, we got some serious mental illness that needs urgent treatment

>>43049479
Bobaccubus is OP, devs pls nerf
>>43049447
Don't engage, it's literally one poster having a mental episode and replying to herself. Just be grateful they're having their breakdown on here and not shooting up a church

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I want to be kitsune's exclusive worshipper.

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>>43049503
>By drinking a whole dose, they transform into a complete "beast" with four legs, and by drinking half, the whole body is covered in body hair, and it is also possible to change into the form of a "beastman" that can walk on two legs like a human while having the head of a beast.
No thanks

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>>43049478
Don't really have a wife, but I really do hope she would love magic, and the occult. Magic and the occult is cool as fuck

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>>43049501
R*ddit logo is alien

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Don't worry, it's just a potion.

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>>43049529
Oh, don't think anyone from there posts here though.

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>>43049478
>open trolling, and intentional shit-stirring
Remember that you can't hurt janny's feelings with a post that calls him a subhuman shitstain because he can't read.

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>>43049503
Yeah I miss greentext from the old days. Seems like everyday I see a nature ideology that makes me imagine an MGE scenario, but I almost never post so I don't ever share them.

I love the use of options to BTFO aggressive monsters though. The thought of tying up a Delf (or equivalent) and giving her a thorough thrashing makes me diamonds

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>>43049433
It's not proof if the author has already repeatedly clarified that monsters don't spend all their time mating.

[Anonymous No.]

foxes

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>>43049551
>don't spend all their time mating.
So they have the spider walk around outside every once in a while. Still doesn't change anything.

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>>43049559
Me on the right sneaking into the fox village

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>>43049559
Doggies.

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>>43049478
*Bosuns whistle*
>Ensign Anon, please report to Engineering Deck, Ensign Anon to Engineering

Gee,I wonder what Lieutenant Gremmy wants? Maybe more Dilithium Crystal calibrations?

MGE version of Sun Voyage TOS staring Willie Hatter as Captain Jamie Cork would be Kino AF bros

[Anonymous No.]

Good thread, anons

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>>43049506
Call me a fag, but I kinda like the ability to get some traits from the wife, if only temporarily, especially girls that are more unusual like Centaurs etc. But I understand why people don't like that. Ultimately the world and setting is what makes (You) happy, and remembering that your wife just wants to make you happy

[Anonymous No.]

There are some monsters that would come up to a human woman and say things like "I fucked your whore slut father"

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>>43049559
I have a feeling running out of this village is going to be tough

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>>43049595
Thanks, Seija

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>>43049595
bro this was the worst fucking thread we've had in a while. 99% of the rest of the internet to be fags in and yet we constantly have to deal with this shit. Fucking sucks man.

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>>43049596
I'd love to be able to have wings from my dragon wife.

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>>43049429
Fuck off tg

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>>43049601
There is a fog surrounding the village, and no matter where you go once you enter the fog, you always end up right back where you started trying to leave. Unless, of course, you have a nice friendly fox to guide you through the mist.

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>>43049408
my tg mon thread is long gone so I'm stuck here

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>>43049478

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>>43049596
Based. There's no reason why I wouldn't want something similar.

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>>43049632
Genuinely wish you sub humans hadn't managed to detonate your containment thread to be honest. It was so nice not having to deal with relentless monster boy shitposting. Even got this latest crop of retards like "oh I'm only a monster boy part time" like that makes it better.

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>>43049642
>>43049618
>>43049596
Just Alp and get it over with fellas.

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>>43039679

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>>43049609
I don't know, who could be behind it?

[Anonymous No.]

The legends are true.
Zipangu hagville is real.

[Anonymous No.]

the other batcat

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>>43049632
Ask yourself why.

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>>43049651
That's a literal troon OC, by the way.

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>>43049664
If any of these posters were capable of self-reflection we wouldn't still be having this problem, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>eww you really thought I'd want to to out with a humie like you? No way!!
How do you respond, anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

What? not enough (you)'s or something? Really just gonna go mask off in like three posts?

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>>43049543
Lmao. Actually laughed, came out of nowhere.
>>43049550
Been sporadic myself, as of late. The reality of MGE is that a dark elf wouldn’t turn down a game you enjoy. She’s basically committing beastiality, by elf standards. That’s not someone trained to flinch at weird sex. She apparently gets off to you getting off. But the point on armaments remains, if only because humans remain barbaric. All of the items beat humans. So presumably they beat a good chunk of mamono, especially since they’re pleasure gizmos. Whether archaic, like Cyclops, or high tech as Gremlin, there are no lack of equalizer sources. Anons, however, are more interested in losing to mamono. I imagine some kind of mate gauntlet, with the most compatible girl past the rest. This balances the notion of grades of victory and gives men a direction for their MGE efforts.

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>>43049643
One of these days I'm going to run for President, win, and forcibly disconnect these people's internet connection.

We'll see how much they like internet censorship when Grem-chan and I physically remove their posting privileges.

2008 internet by 2028. Vote Anon and Gremmy.

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>>43049671
I just asked for the time

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>>43049671
Alright now you’re taking things too far now I’ve kept quiet long enough.

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>>43049679
It's a joke. Calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

oh haha xD so funny 5 posts of monsterboys and fucking NTR hilarious. Get hit by a fucking semi. Fuck you.

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>>43049702
it's the attention he craves

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>>43049694
Calm down, it's nothing serious.

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>>43049685
Took him all of ten minutes to go from monster boys to actual ntr. I don't understand why anyone entertains these cunts in the slightest to be honest. Literally any time they get engaged with it's just a countdown to when they'll immediately get worse and push the envelope as far as they can.

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>>43049702
Roger that! Let me try it with another fetish!

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>>43049719
I'd tell you to just ignore them but we both know you're incapable of that, reetard.

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>>43049721
got anything better?

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>>43049685
>musclegremlin
I approve of your running mate, but fear her confectionery policy may be….lacking. Abuse of power’s ‘all well and good’ but what are y’all doing about the Jujube supply?

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>>43049733
Oh I got one!

[Anonymous No.]

Masochist Kikimora makes small mistakes on purpose to get spanked by her master.
He realizes this and refuses to give her what she wants.
This intentional denial of gratification also satisfies her masochism.
Master has a headache.

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>>43049719
Its like Count Cordreanu said, a Thread has the Shitposters it deserves (or something like that anyway)

If you faggots would just stop TAKING THE GODDAMN BAIT and post Monstergirls and greentexts, then they wouldn't keep coming here.

They are literally mentally ill and have a perverse need for attention. Imagine having to remind people not to fee trolls in current year+11

P.S. do feed actual trolls, they are good girls and did nothing wrong

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>>43049752
Nobody knows who you're talking about.

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>>43049752
>Trolls did nothing wrong.
Blatant lies. Tell that to my waistline.

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>>43049752
It would help if the R part of the I&R had any effect currently.

[Anonymous No.]

Yall aint tricking me into liking giant hands

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>>43049752
I've been in this thread long enough to know they post anyway to be honest. usually not feeding the trolls is good advice, but in this case they just fester. I suppose a thread founded on relentless autism has that relentless autism reflected in it's shitposters.

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>>43049735
Little-known fact, cute loli gremlins turn into big, scary musclegrems if you let them eat protein powder after midnight

cum counts as a protein shake

All Grems love sugar, although she prefers Whoppers and Mike and Ikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43049777
Brosnan.tiff

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think you'd take mermaid legs if your wife offered them, anons?

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>>43049721
Does the obvious effort make this better or worse? Can’t tell anymore.