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43023234 No.43023234 [Reply] [Original]

I need to fuck this princess bitch so bad the things I would do to and for her are endless got wanna fuck that kagussy so god damn bad it’s not even funny I imagine the perfect rimjob from her god she is so fuckable it’s not even funny

>> No.43023250
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>>43023234
Help yourself, she's too tired to move.

>> No.43023297

>>43023234
Kill yourself

>> No.43023887

>>43023234
does she have an bikini shoots? I'd like to see

>> No.43023918
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>>43023887
Too hot to go outside so she wore a bikini inside of the house. At least she feels fresher now.

>> No.43024547

>>43023234
>the things I would do to and for her are endless
Good. Since you're only showing interest in her body like those old kuge bastards, how about some impossible requests? And don't think you won't get entirely new ones and that old tricks will help you.

>> No.43024552

>>43023234
Slut whore.

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>>43023234
Why is she so sexy?

>> No.43024975

>>43024946
H I M E C U T

>> No.43025018

>>43024946
Did this slutty hime truly manage to stay virgin her entire life?

>> No.43025125

>>43025018
She's doesn't seem to be interested in Love or Reletionships for that matter and has VERY High standards that nobody on the Moon can reach let alone those on Earth. Plus Eirin is there... even if they meet her standards, they're not getting past her anytime soon. And even if something might have happened, she's unchanging thus she'd revert back to being a virgin in an instant. It's impossible to deflower Kaguya

>> No.43025181

>>43023234
I don't lust after Kaguya but I think she would be pretty cool to talk to

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>>43025125
Kaguya!

>> No.43025519

>>43025181
And that's exactly how you'll get Kaguya to fall for you. I hope like the taste of Eternity.

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>>43025395
Is super pretty

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>> No.43028651

>>43023250
>>43023918
I hate this Artist so much.

>> No.43030418
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Worried Kaguya is very cute too

>> No.43030433

>>43030418
>>43027026
>>43026355
I always thought Kaguya had brown/black eyes, Hazel at most.
People seem to draw her with the distinctive red eyes of a Youkai, which is simply incorrect.
Fusu does some good shit though, shame he only really does porn now it seems.

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I found a daily photo.
Should I ask for a bikini photo shoot?

>> No.43035329

>>43030418
>>43027026
CUTE, CUTE, CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>> No.43043261

>>43041751
This Kaguya dress is the best thing that came out of Lost Word. It's honestly amazing how they managed to turn her regular outfit into a school uniform without losing design and "feeling" of the original. Plus she even has a cute hat. Her eyes are also breathe taking and give an otherworldly feeling to her. No wonder people died trying to get her hand in marriage, I would have been tempted to do the same thing.

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>>43027026
>>43030418
she's been alive for millennia anon, she has felt all feelings and she's completely jaded. she won't feel love, attraction, or any of these things again, and she won't fall for someone whose lifespan is 70-80 years. Shoot your shot elsewhere anon.

>> No.43051806

>>43051644
Yeah, with that attitude maybe

>> No.43052154

>>43051644
But what IF I managed to do it? Intentionally or not, what happens then? Do I get to send her on an Impossible Quest?

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>>43052154
you get to pump and dump her (pump till death and dump after), but it's impossible for reasons mentioned in >>43051644 besides she's a princess, modesty is the name of their game. they don't put out. now for a immortal reckless hobo, things are different, they don't have anything to lose. maybe try shooting your shot there instead. or with any of other hotter and easier (sluttier) girls in gensokyo

>> No.43056770

>>43052683
A chance not taken is an opportunity missed. Even if the chances are low, I'll give it a try. How knows, maybe I'll succeed.

>> No.43056793

>>43052683
Mokou's breasts...

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Lewd Kaguya... so erotic.

>> No.43058735

>>43051644
She was emotionally young back when she demanded Hourai elixir from Eirin out of boredom, and she still is, judging by her appearances in touhou. She didn't experience love, attraction or really anything over those millennia, she was sitting in a golden cage, first on Moon, then in that anti-entropy bubble under Eirin's watch before IN. Kaguya may be technically old, but many short-lived humans are older by life experience than her - which is true for many youkai too really, look at Kogasa for example, who is by definition older than a century.
That said, if you are a worthless shit, of course she'd be disinterested in you. No one will.

>> No.43059039

>>43058657
god the smell pee-ew

>> No.43059443

>>43058735
>if you are a worthless shit
Aren't we all that? At least compared to her and her past suitors? The only thing I personally can offer is useless pop culture knowledge, modern entertainment industry, knowledge on (european) history and a mediocre mechanical engineering degree. All things that Eirin can easily provide provide for her at a much better quality and bigger quantity.

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>>43023234
BOOM

>> No.43064209

>>43023234
Since when does Mokou father have access to the Internet?

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>>43064209
kek
>>43023234
calm down ojiisan you have a daughter about the same age

>> No.43065026

>>43064459
>be mokou
>your father treats you like a piece of shit
>don’t even get to go out of the house because he’s ashamed of your existence
>you want to protect your family honor despite this and obey him
>all you want to do is earn his affection
>one day he decides he wants to marry a girl who’s young enough to be his daughter, who came from nowhere and who he would love more than he’s ever loved you
>she rejects him in front of entire japan
>you still have respect for your father
>start pranking the bitch for humiliating him
>one of your pranks accidentally ends in murder and you drink her dumb magic potion or whatever
>doom yourself to eternal suffering
>your father rejects you forever and you watch your entire clan die out
>moonbitch fucked off to the moon so you can’t even kill her for this
>go slowly insane over the course of 1000 years until you are completely dead inside

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>>43065026
relatable

>> No.43067418

>>43065215
Did mythbusters prove that smoking around gas station is 100% safe and it's literally impossible for cigarettes to melt gas fumes

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>>43067418
idk i liked time warp and man vs wild more. besides i don't think anything can melt fumes.
there are 2 things to be distinguished between though, heat and flash (sources which would start a chain reaction eg flames or spark) and 2 attributes of a substance used as fuel, flash point (minimum temp of a fuel after which it can be ignited from a flash source) and self ignition temp
a lit cigarette is a heat source, the self ignition temperature of petrol is too high for it to be combusted by a cigarette. but, if you wanted to light that cigarette you need a flame which could start a fire. unlikely. but even more unlikely is to just have a perfect mixture within the flammability limits floating in the air. it's all just to be safe.

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More Guya please

>> No.43069594

>>43065026
>you watch your entire clan die out
Fujiwara clan never died out, simply split into five main branches and a ton of cadet ones
Five Regent Houses are still alive, well and influential to this day

>> No.43069652

>>43069594
shh let him write his headcannon

>> No.43071857

>>43069594
> Mokou has a bunch of relatives.
Are there any in Gensokyo I wonder.

>> No.43071894

>>43071857
yeah the kids i knocked into her

>> No.43072620

>>43071857
unless she squeezed some out herself, no

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>> No.43075563

>>43071857
I'm Mokou's son.

>> No.43076463

>>43075563
I'm having sex with your mom and her rival.

>> No.43076592

>>43076463
Not cool bro.

>> No.43079977

>>43076592
It's pretty cool actually. I'm having lots of fun with them

>> No.43084409

>>43025181
Isn't she super sheltered? How can she be fun to interact with? You'd have no commenground

>> No.43084668

>>43084409
She can tell you cool stories about you moon while you talk to her about fun stuff happening in the village and help her sneak out so you can visit the Prismriver concert.

>> No.43089538

>>43023234
does she have an bikini shoots? I'd like to see<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

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Seductive Kaguya

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