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You call this a final boss?

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>> No.42925181

>>42925170
>arktroons OP
we /vg/ now

>> No.42925189
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>>42925181
how do YOU know that's an arkwhatever character, anon?

>> No.42925313

>>42925124
Might as well if I need pills now.
>>42925189
SauceNAO search doesn't take much effort.

>> No.42925330
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girls with thick, fat, meaty tails!

>> No.42925342

>>42925189
When that shit gets spammed over and over, you start to notice characteristic things like that logo on the not!switch

>> No.42925366
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I don't care if you track me down
Like an animal that's on the run
Tie me down spread-eagle
Leave me dyin' in the sun
Cause I scream bloody murder
When you writhe and when you squeeze
You smell my blood and you come runnin'
Taste me if you please
Lick it hard, lap it up, do it now baby, touch it, touch it
Lick your lips and flash your paws
Suck me suck me eat me raw

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>> No.42925379
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Why are kamaitachis best girl(s)?

>> No.42925381

>>42925373
How could I possibly win...

>> No.42925390
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>>42925381

>> No.42925413

>>42925330
I fucking love meaty tails

>> No.42925415

>>42925390
It doesn't seem very effective

>> No.42925425

>>42925415
It must be, she's sweating.

>> No.42925449

>>42925379
They're about half as good as other girls, but there are three of them so they're 50% better as a group.

>> No.42925451

>>42925366
Heavy metal hounds are clearly the most dangerous

>> No.42925453
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snuggling with the BIG minos

>> No.42925461

>>42925390
>triggering the milk grab attack
YOU FOOL

>> No.42925472
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>>42925451
Seeing how our cultural influence would be interpreted and adopted would be quite fun, the chunni mamano would love heavymetal and hard rock, whole groups of sabbaths adopting J-Pop and kots into psychadelic, taking it just as serious as human fans do.

>> No.42925477

>>42925425
>"H-hey, isn't that a bit bold of you Anon? Shouldn't you be flustered or somethin'?"

>> No.42925481
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This is my wife! Please say something nice to her!

>> No.42925498

>>42925481
She seems exceptionally capable of expanding her magical repetoire.

>> No.42925501
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42925501

You are being arrested for having e-sex before e-marriage! Stay still and your e-girlfriend will be delivered to you shortly irl

>> No.42925516

>>42925461
i am dying from thirst, so i win also i got it fro free as well she now is not single so i have a rich teammate with connection

>> No.42925524
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>> No.42925577

>>42925524
Dollarhams are cute.

>> No.42925617

>>42925501
I doubt the average elf even knows what a computer is.

>> No.42925659
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>>42925617
Rude and untrue.

>> No.42925668
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>> No.42925693
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Rubber fox

>> No.42925705
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>>42925693
Racing fox.

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>> No.42925764

>>42925668
But I'm not looking to become a tail brusher in the future, Ms. Haku.

>> No.42925816

>>42925481
She is a qt
Does she bleat randomly

>> No.42925823

>>42925501
That hag doesn't even know how to turn on a computer

>> No.42925827
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Warm weather soon.

>> No.42925834
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All of Miss Rakka's pastries and milkshakes are made with 100% organic fresh milk squeezed right out of the tap, however, there's not a single cow in thousands of square kilometers, i wonder where does she get the milk from?

>> No.42925839

You're an adventurer and you get amused by three girls, how do you plan to escape or do you accept your fate? https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>> No.42925876

>>42925839
>you get amused by three girls
We'll see about that.
>Kitsune-bi
>Lich
>Ochimusha
So the ghost fox is a boke and the other two are tsukkomi?

>> No.42925883

>>42925827
No! I'm writing an angry letter to my local ice queen!

>> No.42925899

>>42925834
Now that's just plain gross.

>> No.42925904

>>42925827
>>42925834
Tourists leave.

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>> No.42925911
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>>42925904
But tourism brings in more revenue.

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>>42925876
That would actually be a really hilarious routine, 10/10 would get captured to watch their undead hijinks

>> No.42925949
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>> No.42925970

your not so weak as to watch one dragonball game and insta-lose to the site on tails hitting balls across the field right anon?

>> No.42925972
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>>42925970
>dragonball game

>> No.42925996

>>42925981
not that type of dragon ball anon

>> No.42926001
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>>42925839
I feel fear

>> No.42926018

>>42925839
>Kakuen
>Ryu
>Ochimusa
I am quite amused.
Or I just ran into a journey to the west party

>> No.42926020

move to a new town, integrate yourself with the locals and make a new group of friends, only problem is every single one of them is a alp in disguise.

>> No.42926033

>>42925524
ultimate plan, steal a dullahans head to get info out of her.

>> No.42926037
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42926037

>>42925379
Hey, it's three-for-free!

>> No.42926045

>>42926001
This bitch is a reroller

>> No.42926050

>>42925996
What kind of dragon ball, anon?

>> No.42926057

>>42925839
>Hinezumi
>Orc
>Automaton
I think I would just ask how they managed to get an Automaton working

>> No.42926063

>>42926050
Only the most popular sport in Dragonia

>> No.42926078

>>42926045
Nah, I was tempted to reroll to get a fallen angel for funnies though

>> No.42926087

>>42925379
can i date just one of them?

>> No.42926090
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>>42925839
FEAR.

>> No.42926092
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Tengu girls!

>> No.42926098

>>42926037
For me, it's the kamaitachi. The best monster girl. I even ask for extra waifus and Eros is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked Eros for a wife and she gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly houri laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!"
Now the Eros disciples greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS congratulate me on my three wives. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Eros temple, I go there at least 3 times a week for sermons and a glass of apsara milk, 1-2 times for fertility blessings on the weekends, and maybe once for a blessing of stamina when they're extra horny and want a long, hard fucking that feels great and can match their daily seminal needs.
I even dip my dick in holy water blessed by Eros, my wives think it's delicious! What a great religion.

>> No.42926102

>>42926033
Steal a dullhans head to use a personal onahole, only the most plump of dullahan lips will suffice

>> No.42926103

>>42926092
too spooky

>> No.42926108

>>42926098
Perfect

>> No.42926117

>>42926092
>>>/vg/

>> No.42926121

>>42926102
Steal a dullhans head, fuck it over and over for a couple months, she now acts lovey dovey but your too paranoid so you keep traveling to avoid her bodies continual advance to find its head.

>> No.42926123
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>>42926092
Lmao poser.

>> No.42926142

>>42925839
>Phoenix
>Lava Golem
>Salamander
Someone, please call the fire department

>> No.42926149

>>42925839
>Vamp massicot
>Bicorn
>Pharaoh
Looks the I'm not getting a harem. A harem is going to get me.

>> No.42926153

>>42926063
Those dragons must be bad at advertising because I've never heard of it

>> No.42926157

>>42926121
Completely feral, shredded body or strongfat "mommas gonna put you in your place" body? Personally I'd want to be using the head as a body pillow and have an incredibly angry cakes body just looming above my bed one day.

>> No.42926161

>>42926157
Not him, but I hope so.
Sounds like a good time.

>> No.42926181

>>42926157
>strongfat
i like it, dont see enough of that sorta body type

>> No.42926217

>>42926117
What would MGC /vg/ be like?

>> No.42926235

>>42926217
Don't know and don't care, go away.

>> No.42926250

How to improve Beelzebubs?

>> No.42926256

>>42926250
New art, that's it.

>> No.42926259

>>42926250
Make them more like MGQ Beelzebubs

>> No.42926264
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>>42926250
None, they're perfect the way they are.

>> No.42926266

>>42926250
Give big boob

>> No.42926274
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42926274

Consider phantoms

>> No.42926287
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42926287

I had a dream last night where I was with a kitsune at Target.

>> No.42926300

>>42926259
As long as it doesn't involve the worst part about those flies.

>> No.42926306

>>42926274
She lack fluffy ears

>> No.42926316
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>>42925899
Now then, is this more to your liking?

>> No.42926324

>>42926287
Did she have a target tattoo around her eye by any chance because that would be funny if she did.

>> No.42926334

>>42926087
Would you want a girl to just date a part of you? And no, that part of you doesn't include your penis.

>> No.42926359

>>42925839
>Pixie
>Demon
>Gremlin

The demon is the bait. She sweettalks me with the offer of doing all sorts of dirty things. I'm so preoccupied with watching her breasts bounce with every step that I don't realize until too late that she's backing me into the gremlin's apparatus. Restrained by the wrists and ankles, she continues to verbally tease/arouse me as her partners in crime come into view. With words tinged with lustful moans and provocative desire, she keeps me in the mood while the pixie and gremlin take turns teasing, caressing, and riding my manhood for what seems to be an eternity. It's only after I'm passed out from post-coital exhaustion that the demon steps in and to take her turn, milking out every last drop until everyone involved has been reduced to a worn-out mass of flesh and bodily fluids.

>> No.42926492
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>>42926306
She can create them during a LARP anon

>> No.42926494
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>>42926359
H-hot

>> No.42926497
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>>42925839
> Hinezumi
> Jorou-Gumo
> Girtabilu

"So, what're you 3 doing tonight?"

>> No.42926503

>>42926300
I-im a bit scared to ask knowing MGQ

>> No.42926505
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>>42925839
What kind of jokes would they do to amuse me?

>> No.42926524

>>42926505
Wonderworm would teach you how to work your mouth muscles to get the most out of your laugh. The whole thing plays out like a getting-hit-on-the-head lesson.

>> No.42926525
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>> No.42926563

>>42925839
>Undine
>Alp
>Valkyrie
I take the valkyrie but the faggot and water spirit can fuck off

>> No.42926611

I'm really into slimes and sneks right now

>> No.42926625

I'm really into Elemental girls right now.

I can become Captain Planet if I have a harem of them

>> No.42926634
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>> No.42926659

Giant boob loli monsters are my kryptonie

>> No.42926680

>>42926625
Anon you'll be too busy having sex with them though

>> No.42926693

>>42926659
>Local man mobbed by hob gobbos.
>Many such cases.

>> No.42926700
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i love annoying my healer by cutting my hand a bit so she has to heal me, Which is from me drinking her breast milk. its even better when she has breast plate on, looses the straps and front folds down and reveals milky tits just waiting to heal her party memeber

>> No.42926704

>>42926625
>by our powers combined!
>Anon unleashes his waifus
>land turns into a mess of flaming plants, tornados, and mudslides
>bandit camp and surrounding countryside vanquished

>> No.42926717

Me when I see a Gazer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZdW5xzj9WE

>> No.42926729
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Little girls should have flat chests and plump bottoms

>> No.42926730
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>> No.42926740

>>42926634
booba and boota

>> No.42926742
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>>42926611
>into slimes
if only

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>>42926704
Don't forget about the most important element of all!

Heart!

>> No.42926753

What mamono would you want to get eaten by the most

>> No.42926755
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>>42926730
That boy just wanted to play ball and wasn’t ready for this whole instant marriage nonsense with a succubus that may or may not have been his childhood friend he met in the first grade.

>> No.42926756

>>42926730
oh good, someone to play soccer with

>> No.42926763

>>42925839
>Werebat
>Mindflayer
>Thunderbird
What do you mean ambush? Of course we’ve always been a party of 4.

>> No.42926764
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I love my lich wife!

>> No.42926769

>>42926753
No vore allowed.

>> No.42926771

>>42926756
next thing he knows they'll have enough kids for 2 soccer teams

>> No.42926772

>>42926730
She looks like she fucks shotas

>> No.42926776

>>42926769
Yes vore allowed.

>> No.42926784

>>42926776
>t.sandworm

>> No.42926787

>>42926776
No.

>> No.42926808

>>42926334
>that part of you doesn't include your penis.
lmao, but still it would be funny trying to date one of them.

>> No.42926809

>>42926784
Yes.

>>42926787
Yes.

>> No.42926817

>>42926745
she looks braindead

>> No.42926825

>>42926809
No.

>> No.42926830

>>42926817
She just loves you!

>> No.42926833
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>>42926817
they mellow out after a while

>> No.42926837

>>42926825
Yes.

>> No.42926848

>>42926833
Help that poor slyph!

>> No.42926885

>>42926833
Still best girl.

>> No.42926901
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>>42926825
Resistance is futile.

>> No.42926912

>>42926885
for her eligible bachelorette status she doesn't get a lot of interest. is megane that bad?

>> No.42926916

>>42926848
She's fine. The little airhead likes to do tornado dances and ends up making herself dizzy. You have to hold her down sometimes otherwise she'll make herself sick.

>> No.42926920

>>42926901
I love my mobile home wife!

>> No.42926930

>>42926920
warm in winter and fresh in summer.

>> No.42926934

>>42926920
i prefer a shogmobile

>> No.42926936

Does 3 weasel gimmick of cutting you down stop once they do it to capture you? They have arm blades which is not conducive to walking while holding arms.

>> No.42926938

>>42926837
>>42926901
No. No vore allowed.

>> No.42926947

>>42926920
>sandworm trailer parks

>> No.42926953
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I want to sniff danuki breath!

>> No.42926992

Vore is not valid and monsters do not eat their husbands. End of story.

>> No.42926997

>>42926920
>sandworm wife goes to sleep in a new place
>wakes up with several tickets and a boot on
>Anubis meter maids trying to figure out how to impound her

>> No.42926998

>>42925839
>Wight
>Manticore
>Banshee

I definitely need to do a suicidal tactics to run away

>> No.42927005
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>>42925839
>Ryu
>Scylla
>Kappa
Based on the encounter, I assume I got thrown on the coast of Zipangu? Can I even communicate?

>> No.42927008

>>42926753
If we're talking giantess,
>lamia
>holstaur
>cheshire cat
>anubis
>dormouse
>manticore (mantivore!)
If we're talking same-size,
>lamia
>sandworm (only if the worm part has a stomach; not the girl part)

>> No.42927012

>>42926992
KC endorsed a gts vore pixie doujin

>> No.42927018
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>>42926998
Fake your death they will never figure it out.
Which I kinda do want a story about a protagonist faking his own death in MGC to make a great escape, but sooner or later the main monster love interest finds out he’s still alive and goes turbo on his ass and gives him rape correction for making everyone think he died.

>> No.42927023

>>42926947
>sandworm trailer park boys

>> No.42927025
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please go back to /d/ and leave my wife out of this

>> No.42927027

>>42926997
When I first read this, I was imagining that they went inside her and put a boot on one of the "tongue's" feet. Like a one of those rubber rain boots. And with tickets taped to her shell all over the place.

>> No.42927030
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Smugcubus

>> No.42927034

NO, no vore allowed. Vore bad.
Begone from this life.

>> No.42927036

>>42927030
but my levels though

>> No.42927038
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>>42927034
You know what? I'm gonna get vored even harder!

>> No.42927041

>>42927036
Too bad, it's hers now. Happy wife, happy life anon!

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>>42926992
The don't eat their husbands, but they sure wouldn't mine a few nibbles.

>> No.42927054

>>42927038
>>42927044
No vore allowed. Cease existing immediately vorefags.

>> No.42927082

>>42927030
What's she so smug about huh?

>> No.42927087
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Added a few more dialogue moments and character introductions in my Bloodborne MGE crossover story that I started on a couple days ago, that I felt some of the chapters were a little too short for my liking, but I think I will stop at five chapters for now until I get my Ao3 account running which should be up on the 18th or so.

>> No.42927091
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>>42927054
NEVER!

>> No.42927101

>>42927087
Nice anon, take a break. Writing is hard

>> No.42927104

>>42927044
>tfw no shark wife to gnaw on you while you cuddle and leave bitemarks all over your body

>> No.42927106
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I want to be attacked and taken by this bug

>> No.42927114

>>42927036
Like it or not, more monsters are learning level drain every day.

>> No.42927117

>>42927114
>Getting level drained by your kiki so she can pamper and take care of you
>When you regain your levels she does it again
>And again and again

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>>42927082
the best-selling mamano book "how to get a boyfriend" mentions that men are attracted to confident women (even if it's pretend confidence)

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>>42927082
Anon forgot to put the protective seal on the summoning circle.

>> No.42927140

>>42927118
It's working, but why doesn't she just use charm spells like other succs?

>> No.42927149

>>42927133
S-surely she wouldn't take advantage of someone's honest mistake, r-right?

>> No.42927150

>>42927106
it's an interesting expression. as if she's tired of playing games with anon, impatiently offering him one more chance to consent before claiming him herself.

>> No.42927162

>>42927018
must be in a way that would leave nothing behind, like a "accidental" magical explosion that vaporizes anon.

>> No.42927170

>>42927117
gotta learn how to level drain her, so you can earn back the respect you deserve. maids should respect their masters.

>> No.42927179

>>42925906
Why is Jabberwock so... Old

>> No.42927183

>>42927179
time is a cruel and impartial mistress

>> No.42927201

i hate dragons

>> No.42927209

>>42927170
>Anon level drains his kiki maid
>teaches her a lesson my banging her against every piece of furniture
>makes her clean up afterwards
>Kiki now has a strong Mastah
>a Mastah who will happily molest her at any time of the day
>Kiki secretly planned this all along
>Kiki couldn't be prouder of him

>> No.42927210

>>42927170
But she keeps level draining me when I try to learn and pampers me until I turn to mush
It's not fair

>> No.42927212
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>>42927201
i love dragons

>> No.42927226

>>42927170
>level drain a kiki
>suddenly she's lazy and you have a compulsion to clean
wait a minute

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>>42927201
Same I hate prideful bitches, too much work I’m going for the docile or more forward of girls.

>> No.42927241

>>42927212
t.dragon

>> No.42927243
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I rented a room and bath at an inn in Dragonia but I keep having uninvited guests barge in when bathing or having a drink in my room

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>>42927241
man i just wanna motorboat a big titty dragoness and grab and squeeze the bases of her wings while i do it

>> No.42927258

>>42927201
t. Jealous Lizardman

>> No.42927261

>>42927243
>third dragon enters your room through your window to deliver a speech about how lucky you are to be chosen by her
>smack her with a pillow until she leaves
>haven't slept a wink and it's already three in the morning

>> No.42927272

>>42927243
Just slide in between her legs and between her breasts.

>> No.42927279

>>42927261
Honestly that why i sleep in the wurm quarter of Dragonia, they aren't as pushy and will let you rest.

>> No.42927280

>>42927258
>babe do I really have to?
>yes
>lizard girl shuffles out with fake horns and wings
>aww yeah, now tell me I'm your treasure

>> No.42927288

>>42927243
Wait until you go to a malef dragons kingdom anon

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>>42927261
Next dragon does not use the window.

>> No.42927295

>>42927288
I'm going to point to the first malef I see and tell her to get down and assume the position.

>> No.42927304

>>42927288
time to commit terrorism

>> No.42927305
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I wish I could get a dragon, but I know they are the stacies of MGE, just out of my league. Wish there was a strong MG that was a protector of the weak. It seems like every strong girl wants a strong man. Realistically, how many of us could actually beat a lv1 slime? Wouldn't they still be leagues stronger then the average human?

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>>42925839
the only thing i have to worry about is the arachne

>> No.42927325

>>42927305
Well when you huff demon energy all day you become stronger and stronger to attract those monster girls, that monster girls will literally build you up so you can defeat them.

>> No.42927330

>>42927290
>>42927279
>wurm bellhop swears to protect you from other wurms so you can sleep
>wurms try to get to you anyways
>ensuing fight registers as a magnitude 6 earthquake
>brawl lasts during your entire stay
>hotel eventually evacuated of everyone but wurms
>they send you a letter after your trip to apologize for the inconvenience and offer you a 15$ room service voucher for your next stay
>as soon as they finish rebuilding the hotel
>they also mention the addition of a 500m wide, 30m deep pool being added
>picture is clearly just the crater from the old hotel that has been filled in with a hose still visible in the picture

>> No.42927338

>>42927305
>dragons learn they're one of the most popular girls
>wife is unbearably smug
>tells you that you need to give her all the children you can so that more pathetic humans might know the joy of having a dragon wife

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>>42927305
>Wish there was a strong MG that was a protector of the weak
Hellhound bait.

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>>42927305
Rabbits can be very protective of their mates.

>> No.42927352

>>42927261
Amazing how the half-drunk dragon who enters quietly and uses anon as a daki wins where speeches couldn't

>> No.42927364

>>42927352
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!"
>shhh... be cool man
>dragon flops into bed next to you and wraps you up in her wings
>falls asleep instantly
>her body is warm but her wings are nice and cool
>fat dragon titties to rest your head on
>best sleep of your life

>> No.42927371

>>42927305
I don't know what you're talking about anon. I would be able to actually 1v1 my dragon wife on a good day.

>> No.42927394

I'm going to divorce my monster wife.

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>>42927133
wait... those horns.

>> No.42927421

>>42927403
Dogshit artist
Dogshit fetish
Dogshit /v/ermin post

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>>42927394
Lol
Lmao even
You aren’t a clown you’re the whole damn circus.

>> No.42927431

>>42927330
Nah, what happen is the bellhop becomes your wife and new party member. These gals are trained and only the best and most wellbehaved of them become bellhops

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>>42927394
You could maybe do that. I bet there's mamono out there with divorce kinks.

> Miss Bicorn demands a divorce.
> Immediately starts setting you up with women she thinks you'll like.
> You keep catching her panting outside your window as your dates come in for "coffee."
> Your phone starts blowing up if you fail to go 3 rounds.
> Next year you get and Miss Bicorn get married again.
> You can't wait--all this dating is exhausting.

>> No.42927435

>>42927426
It is too late anon I have already filled out the papers.

>> No.42927474

>>42927434
>Bicorn - Starfleet Officer
I don't think I like this federation of planets thing but they just won't stop sending diplomats

>> No.42927526

i'm gonna fart

>> No.42927529

>>42927305
it's impossible to find one unless you go to dragonia, it's the ones in the wild that are ill-behaved and disrespectful.

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>>42927526
I wanna sniff Anon's farts!

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>>42925170

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>> No.42927709

>>42927563
Are you sure kitsunes make good wives?
>Nymphomaniac
>Hours spent on mofucare daily
>Unbalanced diet (too much meat and fried tofu)

>> No.42927724

>>42927709
the first two are good. about the diet...yeah, the husband gotta take some cooking duties.

>> No.42927733

>>42927434
I think my favorite versions of bicorns are the dom ones from Magus anons stories. Imagine a bandit gang of MGs lead by a bicorn deciding you're going to be their mana pump

>> No.42927749

>>42927435
>The papers were a demon contract
>Your wife now basically owns you

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>>42927709
>Nymphomaniac
i dont see the problem, dont you like feeling good?
>Hours spent on mofucare daily
all of which youre gonna spend with her of course. this is actually a positive point
>Unbalanced diet (too much meat and fried tofu)
>>42927724
yeah, gotta add her husbands semen to the list.

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>>42927421
I mean the fetish is bad but like her design and her art is objectively pretty nice, It really sucks actually how edgy that game is. I wish there was more ""wholesome horror"" like what the manticore does.

>> No.42927798

>>42927752
but how is the village hidden...

>> No.42927807
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>>42927798
they saw you moving down the road and set that sign up ahead of you.
theyre gonna remove it down once youve passed it.

>> No.42927810

>>42927807
Those ears are crying out in need of a fondling.

>> No.42927814
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>>42927798
The village is NOT hidden.
The fox inside the village IS hidden.
But not very well.

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>>42927807
you dare?

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A want this nun to preach nonstop about "Be fruitful and multiply"

>> No.42927860
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>>42927798
same thing as how you see signs of "Secret Ancient Evil Seal" or "Mysterious Hag Mage Coven (Witches Need Not Apply)"

>> No.42927868

>>42927807
i want a fox lap pillow...

>> No.42927875

>>42927860
are you implying that desperate hags keep setting up signs and sealing theirself so that some anon can unseal them?

>> No.42927885

>>42927807
>driving down the road
>round a bend
>have to come to a screeching halt
>roadworker blocks your path with a stop sign
>tells you that the road ahead is out and that you have to take the detour
>points to a dirt path into the woods
>no choice but to keep going if you want to get home at a reasonable hour
>pull off into the woods and drive away
>foxes take off their reflective vests and hard hats
>replace the bushes in front of the path
>remark about how jumping that work detail for the signs and gear was the best decision they ever made

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>>42927709
I'll get her eating some veggies, you can put lettuces and tomatos and onions on hamburgers.

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>>42926659
La monstura de paizuri…

>> No.42927899

>>42927875
Of course not
Desperate hags would put up a bunch of neon signs and "seal" themselves by wrapping a Christmas bow on their heads while sleeping in plain sight

>> No.42927912

>>42927899
But how are they going to sell their self as an ancient evil that way

>> No.42927920

>>42927814
>ahh! youve found me, human!
>few of your kind are able to accomplish such feats of perception
>dont downplay your prowess, i meant what i said!
>in fact, i think a reward would be appropriate for besting me in my own domain.
>come! i will treat to dinner at my lodging.
>i insist
Anon would soon learn that the rumors of kitsunes intellect and proficiency in "illusion magic" was not just highly exaggerated, but were actually just flat out lies.

>> No.42927923

Death by ultra intense lap bruising busty Lich paizuri, only to get resurrected right after so she can do it all over again eventually...

>> No.42927924
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After 10 years I am finally no longer a neet. Do I get to keep my Gazer gf coupon?

>> No.42927931
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>>42927893
Laziest artist ever.
> Why draw nine tails when I can just draw 1 and add "x 9" next to it?

>> No.42927937
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What branch of magic would Echidnae specialize in?

>> No.42927944

>>42927937
egg

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>>42927912
Put up a evil and spooky signs while crossing out hag and writing ancient

>> No.42927973

>>42927937
any but necromancy or transmutation.

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>> No.42927982

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the true test of a monster girl lies within her answer to this quesiton.
Cake or Pie?
Pie is superior but we can accept incorrect answers if she's a sweetie.

>> No.42927990

>>42927924
Yes, if anything now you have to pull her out of neetdom

>> No.42927997

>>42927973
>transmutation.
Pretty sure having a pair of legs to blend into cities when looking for a hubby would be useful

Or turning iron into gold,gotta fund your dungeon somehow and nobody seriously buys enchanting services or stupid expensive potions

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>>42927982
>Cake or Pie?
Not much of a question when they keep answering "creampie"

>> No.42928009

>>42927997
echidnas are too proud to waste time in a petty utilitaristic field as transmutation.

>> No.42928017

>>42927982
If I had a dollar for every "Are you a baker? Cause you look like you can handle a cake/ make a good creampie" pickup line I've heard from monsters at the bar I could retire by now.

>> No.42928024

>>42928002
>>42928017
>"Are you a fan of pies? Because you look like you're into cherries."

>> No.42928031

What all monsters can sell theirself as an ancient evil

>> No.42928033
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>>42927982
My ideal girl is into carrot cake with raisins and nuts, and covered in a thick layer of cream cheese frosting.

>> No.42928044

>>42928009
Because creating big fireballs is impressive, right? Utility magic is always more useful than anything else

>> No.42928045

>>42927018
>You will never keep your beer chilled between you Lich wife's breasts.

>> No.42928046

>>42927982
Only 3 good pies exist if we don't include meat pies but good cake is abundant. I wish my waifu could bake or cook well but she just eats everything raw unless I cook it.

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>>42928002
>>42928024
>>42928017

>> No.42928055

>>42928046
Nah, Pumpkin, Cherry, blueberry, coconut creame, key lime, and dutch apple are just a few good pies off the top of my head.
You have terrible bakers.

Cake may have a higher 'floor' but it doesn't reach the heights of pie.

>> No.42928056

>>42928024
>"Damn boy, are you a pie? Cause I'm going to eat you until there's goo all over my face."

>> No.42928057

>>42928033
I remember when vada drew that for me years ago

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>> No.42928058

>>42927018
It would be cool to have her figure it out if she was trying to petition either a lich or Hel personally to resurrect anon

>> No.42928065

>>42928050
>"Hey baby, are you a baker? Because I need some buns in this oven"
Succs are known mistresses of seduction.

>> No.42928066

>>42928050
Pie succ, please. You've been using pastry pickup lines on me for the past month. Get some new material and stop visiting the bakery so often. You're getting pudgy.

>> No.42928071

>>42928033
Cute squirrel

>> No.42928073

>>42928050
>succ throwing out phrases she read in her weeb romance books
would marry this cute dork on the spot

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>>42928050
succ too powerful

>> No.42928081

>>42928066
>Not dating the pudgy pick up line obsessed succ
Anon I will call a cupid

>> No.42928084

>>42928044
It's quite impressive sure. Echidnas are top-tier mg with powerfurl magic abilities, they would rather choose to be feared or respected than to be useful.

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>>42928065
>oni watches her succubi friends make passes at Anon with their baked good puns
>she wants to join in too
>"Hey, are you a cake? Cause I'm gonna rape you!"
>everyone in earshot stares at her
>somehow gets even redder than she already was
>quietly excuses herself to the bathroom to ruminate on what she just did

>> No.42928106

>>42928090
Listen, Anon has to teach her how to properly do pickup lines starting with things she likes.
>"Hey Anon, you're like a jug of fine sake. Because I'm going to drain you dry."

>> No.42928107

>>42928076
That tail is too weak to even make me glance at it

>> No.42928113

>>42928059
I always appreciate when she gets more ass art

>> No.42928117

>>42928076
She looks dumb, I’m gonna breed her.

>> No.42928121

How will your Oni wife deal with the stress of your chronic total liver failure not giving you much longer to live after all the years of you drinking heavily with her just to impress and make her happy to have the best drinking buddy ever? How will she handle the news when the doctor breaks it to her that you only got three days left to live?

>> No.42928124

>>42928117
>Anon, you know your wife is kind of an idiot?
>"Of course I do, why do you think I slept with her?"

>> No.42928134
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>>42928117
>>42928124
this is how mob faces are born

>> No.42928135

>>42928134
>"I may be slow but at least I'm not single"

>> No.42928142

>>42928124
>>42928134
They’re just too powerful, every time I see a dumpire or a wurm I need to make more of them.

>> No.42928150

>>42928059
Bubblegum Demon!

>> No.42928156

>>42928134
And immediately, my mind went to that one mob face succ

>> No.42928164
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>>42928121
Become Nercos Incuboth.

>> No.42928165

>>42928121
>implying that's a problem in a world with magic
Unless I've been guzzling magical sake and beer all those years to the point magic won't work either, I'm pretty sure she'll come up with a solution.

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>>42928135
Rude mob

>> No.42928175

>>42928164
Please don't cry! You'll alert every Undead in this cemetery!

>> No.42928181

I just had a great idea, somebody call a Lich, we combine slime dna with wurm dna and we call them gummy wurms.

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>>42928124
she'd have to be pretty dumb to marry me, after all

>> No.42928199

>>42928168
She's being supportive in her own way! This way her stubborn Lich bestie will finally get a boyfriend of her own!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNNRlPfoC7I

>> No.42928251

>>42928164
i will make her scream alright


of happiness after she finds out shes pregnant

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>>42928134
which is what should be done, mob faces are sexier when paired with sexy meaty bodies

>> No.42928310

>>42928181
Anon that is a being far too powerful for its own good

>> No.42928321

>>42928253
WORLD WIDE WURM

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>> No.42928346

>>42928310
Progress knows no limits.

>> No.42928358

>>42928181
>>42928346
plz also put her in giant dirt cake for sexy cake + sexo timez
ty miss lich

>> No.42928401

>>42928346
Anon no you and your lich wife will cause an ecological disaster!

>> No.42928412

Do you guys think vampires can't enter a house without being invited? It's really funny to think about playing chicken with a vampire by sticking your foot in and out of the doorway. Won't be as funny when she finally catches you though

>> No.42928418

>>42928332
Sister? What happened to your habit? Are you well?

>> No.42928419

>>42928412
i want a eager vampire to just pull me out the house and rape me

>> No.42928421

>>42928412
>tease affluent vampire by dancing just inside the doorway of your home
>she gets the mayor to rezone your neighborhood
>building is now technically commercial
>freeze mid ass shake as you see her glide over your threshold into your home (now your as in both of yours)

>> No.42928433

>>42928358
The three things wurms love most in the world are their husband, digging, and sweets so that wont be a problem.
>>42928401
Think about it anon, no more rubble as a wurm breaks through a wall to get to her man, she can simply go through the cracks, and if there are no cracks she can just dissolve the wall itself. All the strength and genki energy of a wurm mixed with the resilience and elasticity of a slime, they’ll be unstoppable.

>> No.42928434

>>42928421
Expect bullying of the highest degree.

>> No.42928441

>>42928419
Make Dhampir
>>42928421
That sounds like it's going to come back to bite her in the ass, at least she can enjoy anon

>> No.42928448

>>42928441
Oh, someone's ass is getting bitten alright

>> No.42928533

Gonna slap an Amazon on the ass and tell her to make me a sandwich

>> No.42928558

>>42928533
Oh YEAH? Well I'm going to slap an Ocelomeh on the ass and ask for a TACO.

>> No.42928560
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Pyrows are good girls

>> No.42928563

>>42928533
>>42928558
I hope you Anons don't care about your pelvises or being raped in public

>> No.42928574

>>42928448
Why would a vampire want to bite a donkey???

>> No.42928578

I'm going to lay an Ocelomeh across my lap and pet her like a big house cat.

>> No.42928585

>>42928563
I hear the view is good from the big stone pyramid the kots made.

>> No.42928594

>>42928578
>Aggressive, battle-scarred Ocelomeh warrior demands you pet her belly.
>Pat her defined six-pack while she stares down at you with a scary expression.
I don't know if this is working.

>> No.42928596

>>42928563
I don't mind it all. It's nice to see a girl who'll help a guy work up an appetite for a homemade sandwich

>> No.42928600

>>42928560
yes, yes they are

>> No.42928603

>>42928594
Go for the ears GO FOR THE EARS

>> No.42928610

>>42928560
They are very good girls, I can't wait to see balrogs

>> No.42928640

>>42928594
go higher

>> No.42928644

>>42928594
You're supposed to make her present her belly while she lies in your lap. That's Kot101.

>> No.42928646
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Winter is ending soon so please enjoy it while you can!

>> No.42928660

>>42928603
>>42928640
>>42928644
I got confused and started giving her little scritches under the chin, she seems happy, is this okay?

>> No.42928672

>>42928660
now pull her tail

>> No.42928692
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I've got a job interview today, how do I impress the nice lady without taking any clothes off?

>> No.42928701

>>42928692
Be clean, Have well pressed clothes that are clean, arrive on time with your resume, cover letter and anything else she may need and look her in the eye though not overly so.
Its about what you can do for the company ultimately to them. You're gonna need to sell yourself (no not in that way.) but not sell to hard that it becomes obvious.

>> No.42928710

I want a big wife whom compared to, I'm only as tall as her leg.

>> No.42928719

>>42928692
Present your written CV in fluent hieroglyphics.

>> No.42928726

>>42928701
Boring answer.
>>42928719
Now this though, this seems like it would help you stand out.

>> No.42928745

>>42928692
This thread is filled with lazy anons who'd rather fuck the boss than do any work.

>> No.42928755

Extremely fertile monstergirls like large mice or devil bugs using that trait to pump out even more emancipating abortions!

>> No.42928763

>>42927305
I mean most Dragons gravitate to that anyways, Malefs especially.

>> No.42928888 [DELETED] 

>A body trained specifically to protect (you).
Minos and Jinkos are the only race that has all muscular individuals. Hellhounds arent naturally muscular, neither warriors that would train or seem to like discipline, like training. Yet KC included them in an implied list of tall and buff MGs, so Hellhound getting shredded specifically to protect their husbands is likely canon.

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>A body trained specifically to protect (you).
Minos and Jinkos are the only race that has all muscular individuals. Hellhounds arent naturally muscular, neither warriors that would train or seem to like discipline, like training. Yet KC included them in an implied list of tall and buff MGs, so Hellhound getting shredded specifically to protect their husbands is likely canon.

>> No.42928900

>the AIshitter is back

>> No.42928916

>>42928900
Are you retarded or just false-flagging?

>> No.42928925
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STUFFED (not the Jubjub porn site)

>> No.42928930
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>>42928895
I don't know how it's even possible, but somehow Hellhounds just keep getting better.

>> No.42928932

>42928916
It's quite obvious that it's an AI generated wolf girl painted grey. That plastic shine gives it away.
Nice try, retard. Now fuck off.

>> No.42928940

>>42928895
I don’t think she knows how cigarettes work.

>> No.42928951

>42928940
No, the AI that drew it doesn't know how cigarettes work

>> No.42928952

>>42928533
The ol' Amazon-Anon's pelvis-bed sandwich

>> No.42928956

>>42928560
Cute!

>> No.42928976

>>42927305
Umm...
Dragon profile:
>When they find a man who strikes their fancy, they can’t go against their urge as monsters. They take him back to their lair, give in to the urge and have sex. The men taken away by them are treated as their most valuable “treasure” and are not allowed to leave their sight. The men will end up being loved dearly and showered with affection, continuously receiving pleasure from having sex with them.
Dragonia Leia:
>She... Leia is a dragon who has lived alone for a very long time and therefore is familiar with people only by hearsay. It seems that she is trained as a guide, but it is worth talking to her and you will understand that she is the wildest of all the dragon knights. After all, for her, human beings are still "creatures that need to be guarded and protected".
Dragonia Dragon Orb:
>but such buyers are usually kidnapped by erotic monsters the same day, or they are protected by serious dragonesses who call themselves protectors and will stop any excesses of the male dragon...
Dragon Zombie:
>However, by becoming undead, the instinct to protect the male they obtained as their treasure is also strengthened.
Malef:
>Cant quote due paypall, but are overprotective as shit

Dragons fucking love weak men. They are Hellhound tier overprotective and in fact have even more quotes than them regarding this.

>> No.42928981

>>42928932
>>42928951
>Published: Nov 20, 2020
Calm down schizo, it's not AI
>AI is so good shizos can't tell it apart from "real" ""soul"" pics
lmao

>> No.42928986
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Did the taser ferret, please enjoy

>> No.42928991

Cocaine
Grizzly

>> No.42928997

>>42928932
>>42928951
You fucking retards, use the goddamn saucenao built into 4chan itself before you shit up the thread with nonsense, you have the artist admitting to the fuck up in the comments.

https://www.deviantart.com/balasdan/art/Commission-for-MaverickM14-861721280

>> No.42929009

>>42928986
she looks unhinged, the perfect zap weasel

>> No.42929014

>>42928895
This is quite good

>> No.42929019

>>42928986
Don't tase me sis

>> No.42929038

>>42928986
what a trustworthy girl

>> No.42929056

>>42928976
>go shopping in dragonia
>saleswoman gives you a funny looking snow globe on the house
>kind of dull, but whatever, free shit
>walk outside
>dogpiled by dragons

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gote

>> No.42929075

>>42929059
fuck off chink

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>>42929075
Rude

>> No.42929118

>>42928976
>Cant quote due paypall, but are overprotective as shit
you need to go back

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>>42928997
There is so much proof, why do we have to repeat this?! How many more materials do we have to pay to include this?! Men are children, all this proof and for some reason when they seek protection they go to the fucking hotdog!

>> No.42929136

>>42928560
Pyrow is spy.

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>>42928976
There is so much proof, why do we have to repeat this?! How many more materials do we have to pay to include this?! Men are children, all this proof and for some reason when they seek protection they go to the fucking hotdog!

>> No.42929147

>>42929142
>>42929130
i saw that, ya goof

>> No.42929157

>>42929147
Dragons have a hard time typing with those big meaty claws.

>> No.42929163

>>42929136
>pyrow starts hitting on you
>asks for a date
>get the feeling that something is wrong
>agree and tell her you two can go to blockbuster and pick out a movie
>she gets excited
>that's it
>cast a minor flame spell
>her disguise burns away
>panicked fox hag is frantically trying to extinguish the embers in her precious mofu
>another day, another dodged hagging attempt

>> No.42929172

>>42929163
Poor mofu :(((

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>>42929142
What can I say, boys know what they want and where to find it. But hey, there's no shame in being the second best, I'm sure you'll find someone eventually.

>> No.42929198

>>42929142
>>42929179
>dragons pool their treasure to hire a team of liches to splice hellhound mofu into their DNA

>> No.42929199

>>42929092
loli gote are always welcome, stay easy.

>> No.42929200

>>42929163
>anon walks around casually casting minor fireballs at nearby schoolgirls
>someone stops him and asks wtf is he doing
>"just hagchecking"

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>>42929198
Has science gone too far?

>> No.42929221

>>42929200
>some guy at an internet cafe gets his coffee from the counter
>turns around to see Anon whacking his laptop with a monkey wrench
>guy is understandably upset
>Anon pulls out the remains of a tracking and listening device
>white van across the street peels out and drives through two red lights
>leaves behind only empty fried tofu boxes and some bottles of mysterious liquid

>> No.42929224

>>42929206
>dragon with hellhound mofu on her wings
>warmest wing burritos known to man
>smells like nutmeg and cinnamon when you're wrapped inside
Science hasn't gone far enough

>> No.42929260

>>42929221
Why do you guys associate foxes with tofu? How did that come about?

>> No.42929273

>>42929092
Funny how the owner of this Bapho oc is actually a Chinese.

>> No.42929277

>>42928925
Another nutritious salad using the stolen ingredients from Anon's garden.

>> No.42929286

>>42929260
it's a japanese thing. feel free to google it.

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>> No.42929307

>>42929286
Just did. Interesting. Thanks for your reply.

>> No.42929340

>>42929260
considering I live in england, I associate foxes with doritos

>> No.42929342

>>42929294
The hunter will be the hunted. I will rape this deer with my own hands.

>> No.42929349

>>42929294
Shes hunting the most dagerous game:MAN

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>>42929342
>t. anon that got raped by deer

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>Why do I keep finding hair everywhere? I don't have a cat...

>> No.42929432

>>42929421
A real ninja would leave no trace of herself behind.

>> No.42929438

>>42929421
the catnip trap shall solve this!

>> No.42929455

>>42929421
>ninja cat leading double life
>Anon's loving cat gf by day
>his brutal kot rapist by night
>comforts him during the day, sometimes spends the night at his place
>this always "protects" him from the ninja
>goes away on "business trips" once or twice a week
>breaks in and fucks the shit out of Anon
>huge switch, loves seeing him squirm beneath her just as much as she loves the lovey-dovey stuff with her alter ego
>one night the ninja is sucking him off under her mask
>danuki knocks over trashcan outside
>she pulls off of him at the last second
>Anon cums all over her face
>bolts out the window to go swap into her alter ego
>Anon's cat gf arrives from her trip
>Anon runs to her to tell her that it happened again
>while he's crying into her arms, he notices a clump of her hair that's off
>looks like it's glued together, slight sheen to it
>Anon slowly asks her what happened to her hair
>cat reaches up and feels his spooge
>slowly lowers her hand
>tells him that a pigeon in the city shit on her head
>Anon takes a step back
>cat asks where he's going
>Anon takes another step back
>hears the sound he's heard a thousand times before
>the sound of a tanto sliding out of it's sheath

>> No.42929471

>>42929438
what are the effects of a highly potent catnip trap?

>> No.42929480

>>42927474
There are canon Bicorns (equine alien centaurs with horns) in ST universe, so its a simple x-over to MGE
>i guess they all want some Kirk D.

>> No.42929498

>>42927474
I hear the borg are always looking for new people.

>> No.42929504

>>42928692
>give her a firm Boomer handshake, never lift your eyes off her tits

>> No.42929518

>>42929498
>Borg Cube assimilates ship of Space-Bicorns
>Borgs all become Haremist nymphos
>....
>Admiral Kirk approves this

>> No.42929572

>>42929421
Neko Kunoichi! Could be more likely than you think!

>> No.42929577

>>42929273
Too generic to own

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>>42929471
Well, when you wake up the next day, you are going to find a very relaxed catgirl lounging on your couch

>> No.42929641

>>42929455
>Anon panics and tries to run
>(You) are about to learn that rapeninja kot managed to trap your entire home without you knowing during the day in case something like this ever happened
Never had a chance.

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>>42929518
Kirk never encountered the Borg, you fool! It was Picard.

>> No.42929753

>>42925390
Even bigger after each pregnancy.

>> No.42929767

>>42929728
of course she would be old enough to know

>> No.42929914

>>42929631
Hold on now I know how this goes. First I let one stray cat girl laze around and get high, then she invites her friends and suddenly I become the "Weird cat guy" on the block. No way!

>> No.42929941

>>42929914
Back in the 90's we'd leave the backdoor open in the summer and our cats would bring their friends to hang out, it was cute and wholesome

>> No.42929997

>>42929941
Wish I had that, my family's cat had a weirdly strong upper body and was Burmese so would go out of it's way to fight other cats and win either through strength or it's grating meow.

>> No.42930058

alright anon the lilimiralty has approved to fund and supply your expedition to explore distant lands and meet new people, all that remains is your destination and crew

>> No.42930098

>>42930058
harpies and wyverns will be very important

>> No.42930112

>>42930058
I want to go to the far north and contemplate life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VyflG3-a0U

>> No.42930122

>>42930058
We're doing a FULL exploration of Wonderland.
That's right, I'm going to need the works.
The moment that damn purple cat shows up to tell us to go "this way"? Multiple CAT scanners on her immediately, we'll find the true path in no time.
No cards, no smoking worms, no angry queens, we're going to map this shit out.

>> No.42930141

>>42930122
>anon becomes 6 again and gets tossed in the wock pit

>> No.42930163

>>42930112
>captain anon stares out into the arctic night sky, deep in thought about his place in the universe
>gets cat called by a bunch of selkies lounging on some nearby rocks

>> No.42930167

>>42930141
You can't do this to me, I started this expedition... You know how much I sacrificed?!

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>>42930122
> Miss Cheshire sees you and your survey crew.
> Immediately dons glasses to blend in and help out.
> Anon sees through her disguise immediately.
> But she's green, not purple, so he is stuck with her.
> Another victory for ca/tg/irls

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>>42930058
The moon.

>> No.42930178

>>42930058
Imma go to the depths and find what lay at its darkest pit

>> No.42930186

>>42930173
NO I WON'T LOSE TO SMUG REALITY BENDING CA-

>> No.42930188

>>42930058
I just want to go back home man.

>> No.42930212

>>42930141
>>42930167
>>42930173
>>42930186
you know you could just ask the lilims to get some maps from their sister right?

>> No.42930223

>>42930212
It's not the same, I've gotta do it.
I want to lead a small expeditiong of gullible Anons into the madness of Wonderland and try to come up with something that's plausible.

>> No.42930302

>>42930058
We're sailing into the Hollow Earth to discover the land of prehistoric waifus!

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>>42930302
Dope, can I get in on that? I bought some of those pretend fossil things you could get as a kid. I've got a bag full of tools too.

>> No.42930330

>>42930324
I had those tools too, but never found any bones. Learned a lot about rock formation and stratification though

>> No.42930363

>>42930302
the ultimate of danger sex

>> No.42930380
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>>42930330
Hell yeah, let's find the scariest dinosaur monsters and double date them.

>> No.42930388

>>42930363
>>42930380
So who here has read Dinotopia?

>> No.42930418

>>42930388
I remember this movie when I was younger that I’m probably the youngest anon here being 21, though I’m not sure if this movie is connected to the book.
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0372238/

>> No.42930422

>>42930388
I might have seen the movie/TV series.

>> No.42930431

>>42930418
This is like some fucked up Land Before Time, ngl.

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>>42930418
>>42930422
The books man, the books.

>> No.42930468

>>42930446
Hey, that's why I'm just tagging along to get a cute Velociraptor girl, instead of heading the expedition. The Utopia aspect of Dinotopia flies right over my head.

>> No.42930514

>>42930431
Yeah I know which I watched Land Before Time as well and when I saw that movie that I just linked it felt like a bootleg version of Land Before Time with humans added into the mix.

>> No.42930533

Monsters that live in northern arctic climates are complete cuddlesluts. Yes, even the so called "stone cold" kuudere types.

>> No.42930546

>>42930058
im going to that robot village thats looks like its fromthe 2987

>> No.42930561

>>42928986
rub the weasel

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>> No.42930682

>>42930626
if only i had a trusty caprine by my side

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Wendi & Shog being best friends.

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>>42925170

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ded

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>> No.42930943

>>42930702
I love meaty tails

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>> No.42931042

>>42931027
Slava Kikiraina?

>> No.42931086

>>42931042
Kiki wouldn't be a holhol

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>>42931086
Then she would be dead.

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>>42931027
East German Strichtarn?
How come she has what looks to be a G3 rifle?

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>"I, uhh, didn't mean all that stuff I said about humans being inferior. It was just a joke. You know, funny-hahaha."
>"The whole 'ignorant monkey' thing? Oh, that was- that was just a figure of speech! It's an elven idiom! Yeah..."
>"Wait why are you undoing your belt-"

>> No.42931257

>>42931201
Elves. They never learn.

>> No.42931337

>>42928692
>go to job interview
>maybe this is the one
>open the door
>it's another bachelorette party
>sigh and take off your jacket as "She Works Hard For The Money" starts playing
This is the America the Lilims want.

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>> No.42931375

>>42928925
I want to take an entire bus of Greenworms and drop them off at an all you can eat buffet!

>> No.42931395
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How about ban all gacha-related pictures ITT? Pretty smart, yeah?

>> No.42931406

Anon sneaks into the stables at night to get horsed raw by centaurs.
Yes, it's the truth, Rata told me.
Anon belongs to the mares like a weirdo.

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42931514

Did you know the best girlfriend for a human male is a much younger monster girl?

>> No.42931537

>>42931514
Sabbath barely stepping up their game to deal with all the hagposting lately. Which I guess makes sense, they don't have a lot of experience

>> No.42931560

>>42931537
More like they dont need to resort to such embarrassing advertising to get onii-chans

>> No.42931564

>>42931514
Fat bottomed lolis are for cumflating.

>> No.42931574
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42931574

I love loli liches!

>> No.42931582

>>42928986
Your art has greatly improved, drawfren. Keep up the good work

>> No.42931597

>>42931375
I will be taking a greenworm off your hands
>>42931395
Only if you instantly ban everything that isn't mge including designs of species that exist within mge but do not share the mge version

>> No.42931611

>>42931574
If you want me to believe that, post an actual lich for once

>> No.42931626
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42931626

Join the Fox Sabbath

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>>42931611
I made her character sheet and I say she's a lich.

>> No.42931650
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42931650

Gib big tiddy goth gf
There used to be goth girls out and about when I was in middle school
No more

>> No.42931652

>>42931395
Gachaspam is annoying, but you open a nasty can of worms with such ban. And knowing the kind of "people" that overstayed their welcome here since last summer, they would be more than happy to use it to burn this place down.

>> No.42931703

>>42931650
Black lipstick alone makes any monster that much better.

>> No.42931709

>>42931406
Sneaking into the white horn stables...

>> No.42931731

>>42931201
I'd leave her there

>> No.42931745

>>42931703
Show me a goth fish

>> No.42931756

Kinda wish we had more stories about werewolves, imagine being a low level adventurer and getting ambushed by a pack of werewolves

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>>42931745

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>>42931745

>> No.42931776
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Where are you getting raped the hardest?
1. Run-down factory
2. Abandoned hospital
3. Derelict apartment
4. Empty shrine
5. Forest at night
6. Single OL infested floral section at a grocery store the day before Valentines

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>>42931560
The little monster girls are so apparent in their merits, they're practically passively advertising just by walking around. They hardly even have to do anything to drive men crazy.

>> No.42931792

>>42931776
Abandoned hospital easily. Bonus points if it's an abandoned mental hospital so straitjackets and padded rooms can be used

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>> No.42931812

>>42931799
touch twitchy ears

>> No.42931826

>>42931776
W-what kind of monsters would be in abandoned hospitals and derelict apartments?

>> No.42931828

>>42931763
This is a nice fish

>> No.42931833

>>42931776
With my luck, the grocery store.

>> No.42931836

>>42931776
Forest means you can get dragged away to a deep rape cave

>> No.42931873

>>42931776
>Where are you getting raped the hardest?
Under my bed.

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>> No.42931898

>>42931826
The forlorn ghosts of those long past, eyes bleak and tits crying milk from their own denied motherhood, looking for a companion in their eternal death so they may make new life, rats, and the tanuki squatter that refuses to give up their apartment to the incorporeal.

It's too early, I don't have good spooky material yet.

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42931920

Umm, the Burned Man lives. Welcome to New Canaan?

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>>42931898
Would spend eternity with those ghosts

>> No.42931963

>>42931826
Sometimes you'll find a crazy homeless guy. Best to just keep your distance and call the authorities to deal with him.

>> No.42931975

>>42931776
I do not get raped by the OLs.
This is because I rape the OLs.

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>> No.42932002

>>42931826
A gang of hellhound delinquents could quite possibly be in an abandoned apartment building

>> No.42932018

>>42931776
You forgot on a boat

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>>42932018

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>>42932002
Packs of gyaru hounds and other mamano have been known to hang about in abandoned buildings. They know it's only a matter of time until a shotanon gets dared by his friends to enter the building or a clueless salaryman decides to take a shortcut home from work. It's said some of these gyarus have graduated high school already yet still lie in wait, their school uniforms bulging with tan flesh. Or is it just a local urban legend? You'll only ever know for sure if you check it out yourself

>> No.42932067

>>42932039
Ghost ship...

>> No.42932073

>>42932056
How do gyarus speak to grown men?

>> No.42932157

Be vagabond in dragonia, low on money, foods almost gone, idea comes to mind, kidnaps little dragon girl to hold her for ransom.(what is the best and what is the worst type of dragon to kidnap?).

>> No.42932169

>>42932157
i'd just sell my kidney or one of nuts instead of that. or be a male whore

>> No.42932173

>>42932157
Grab a malef and see what happens. For maximum effect you must say "Yoink" as you grab her.

>> No.42932182

>>42932056
>Getting Caught as the object of desire in a gang war between a group of hellhounds and brown kots
>Each gang steals you back and forth and they can't make peace but it's gotten to the point you just travel between the two and put yourself in their rape cage just to keep the fights to a minimum.

>> No.42932192

>>42932157
Wurm is the worst to kidnap. You'll injure your back trying to carry her and then she'll end up taking you back to her house because she feels guilty.

>> No.42932254

>>42932192
poor, hungry, and a broken back lmao, he is probably lucky the little wurm wont understand what he was trying to do

>> No.42932286

>>42932254
>Wurm, I have a confession to make. I tried to kidnap you.
>IT'S NAP TIME?!

>> No.42932287

>>42932169
what would monsters do with a bought kidney?

>> No.42932298

>>42932287
Use it for a summoning spell to grab the guy before he does something else stupid.

>> No.42932309

>>42932157
>male and poor in dragonica aka the incel country
there is something you are not tell us....

>> No.42932340

>>42932309
He's a vocel
Those damned dragons will never take his chastity from him

>> No.42932364

>>42932340
have they declared war against vocels yet?

>> No.42932381
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>>42932309
Yes, it's very strange that he's poor. Unmarried unemployed men in Dragonia are paid unemployment benefits until they find a wife. I've been living like this for a year now, and I keep promising my social agent that I'll get married.

>> No.42932410

>>42932381
Anon after roughly a year they force you to marry, better hide

>> No.42932415

>>42932364
Yes that's part of the reason he's kidnaping a dragon, for male freedom!

>> No.42932426

>>42932157
Wouldn't it be easier to just find some organization to put yourself up for adoption?

>> No.42932449

>>42932173
>kidnap loli malef dragon
>the mother responds with "just keep her and start selling mana cages, then"

>> No.42932453

>>42932410
You just gotta lie and tell your social worker that you're still dating around. If she starts to get suspicious, you can easily get back across the border and sneak back in with a new name to exploit the system for another year

>> No.42932455

>>42932426
No, anon. First they'll just want to cuddle, then kiss, then you'll fucking them like there's no tomorrow as you lose your freedom to marriage!
We men must fight for our freedum!

>> No.42932471
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>>42932410
This >>42932453

>> No.42932489

>>42932415
sounds like a good idea actually, kidnap small dragons, raise them up with love so they fight for your side against the dragon incel nation.

>> No.42932526

>>42932489
Yeah I see no flaws with the plan at all, It's not like they might try to claim you, or their moms will come to save their kids and you get sentenced to several lifetimes in the wurm pit or anything. Nothing bad could happen

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Man I love dragons

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>> No.42932576

>>42932542
I love the malef dragons, I'm sucker for evil looking bitches

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Must service strong and protective dragons...

>> No.42932614

>>42932526
by the time the moms show up it will be too late.

>> No.42932629

>>42932056
>Anon has a ghost hunting channel on montube
>extremely shit at his job, since even in a world where ghosts actually exist he can't find any
>dozens of hours of dust specks and strange creaks are all the "evidence" he has
>goes into an abandoned building one day on a rumor it's haunted
>rounds a corner
>a pack of gyarus nearly jump out of their skin when they see him clad in night vision goggles and "ghost protective equipment"
>Anon immediately starts interrogating them to ask if they've seen any ghosts around
>they tell him there are no ghosts here
>Anon turns his camera off and leaves
He'll find them someday

>> No.42932660

>>42932612
all dragons are evil creatures who have no capacity for care.

>> No.42932740

>>42932612
all dragons are mommy creatures who have full capacity to care.

>> No.42932759

>>42932612
all dragons are creatures with an attitude of belittling men and have no scientific method to show they have the capacity for love

>> No.42932775
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The fox has been disarmed.

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>>42932775
I almost thought she was going to fly away for a second.

>> No.42932788

>>42932574
Soft butt

>> No.42932802

>>42932775
NEED TO FLUFF

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>>42932660
>>42932759
Then why do they do this then!?
>>42932740
Very true.

>> No.42932840

Telling the dragonia tour guide I have no chance with dragons, and I'm just there to enjoy the sights, food, and relax from work!

>> No.42932858

>>42932775
She's still fluffed and dangerous.

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i've never been to the succubus zoo

>> No.42933015

>>42932975
>sign up to feed the succs
>think you're going to get a little bag of pellets or something to feed them
>zoo keeper spartan kicks you into the enclosure

>> No.42933017

>>42931826
>derelict apartments?
hag bugs that turned it into their neet den

>> No.42933035

>>42933017
>Whoa! Look at the size of these cobwebs!
>angry and purple loli noises resound from the basement

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>>42932941
fuck sake, just imagine being wrapped up in her tail and suffocating in her breast. (She would of course, realize you can't breathe and pull you out) a busty lamia with a pudgy tail would have to be absolute heaven.

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Smug lolis aren't top tier just for the sex, but the joking around and flirting too.
>loli dark mage asks if you're a child-lover
>a cheeky smile rises to her face when she announces that's lucky since she happens to be a child lover

>> No.42933178

>>42932340
>He's a vocel
how is that possible?
he is in dragonia the land of as that other said femcels...the place where you so much as buy a worthless trinket counts as marriage proposal

>> No.42933181

>>42933048
Reminds me of the dude who has a massive lamia body pillow and wraps himself in it, it's like 30ft

>> No.42933199

>>42932018
My bad
7. Mysteriously empty cruise ship where you hear strange noises and see movement out of the corner of your eyes but when you look nothings there

>> No.42933200

>>42933181
I wish I had a 30ft long body pillow, fuck. That's gotta be comfy.

>> No.42933211

>>42933122
Correct opinion that's fact.
Lolis are the superior lovers in almost all aspects.

>> No.42933212

>>42933017
>You finish your shift and it's pouring rain
>You decide to take a shortcut because its so miserable outside
>You take the shortcut through the old abandoned >The second you take a few steps inside the home the door slams shut and you hear heavy panting and scuttling around you
>You turn on your phones flash light to see at least 10 devil bugs surrounding you
>You can't even scream before one tackles you and muffles any noises you make with a sloppy deep kiss as the rest start to pin you down and strip you
The good end?

>> No.42933242

How do you get the attention of a dark elf? Tell her you're her brother
Why do wurms get smarter when you impregnate them? They have double the braincells
Why does the tanuki wear latex when she comes to collect rent? Because findom is her fetish

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>>42933212
God fucking damn it I forgot to press enter I feel like a retard fuck

>> No.42933255

>>42933242
Wrong. The best way to mouth off to a dark elf is to yell at them and call them an inferior species.

>> No.42933262

>>42933200
I would get one as well but I don't live alone and don't really have a place to hide it

>> No.42933270

>>42932975
I want to live in a mamano human zoo and be pampered by a hellhound zoo keeper, worst part about it would be having to do stupid human tricks and fuck the zookeeper for tourists but hey free food and rent.

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>>42933242
I'm going to get the attention of a dark elf by calling them dirty knife ears and taunting them, they're just elves. It's not like they're gonna do anything!

>> No.42933308

>Loli dark elf
What are some other dangerous loli types?

>> No.42933337

>>42933308
>What are some other dangerous loli types?
Dark Mage
Demon
Jabberwock
Kejourou
Nurarihyon
Apophis
Kraken

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>>42933308
Loli fox.

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>>42932073
The same way they speak to any other male they let their bodies do the talking for them with a bit of light teasing to ease him along

>> No.42933355

>>42933343
Plain underwear on busty monster schoolgirls is dangerous to my penis

>> No.42933361

Good evening I attempted to draw my wife.
https://litter.catbox.moe/b5it32.png

>> No.42933374

>>42933361
Good job
Cats are good

>> No.42933396

>>42933361
Go back to /trash/ you retard

>> No.42933440

I wonder how mad monsters would get at certain depictions of them. Imagine showing them a game like succubus farm or prison, they'd probably want to give love correction to anyone who plays and enjoys them

>> No.42933507

>>42928895
>Smoking the filter
Yikes!

>> No.42933516

>>42933507
Hounds aren't the smartest

>> No.42933528

>>42931042
>>42931086
>be Anon
>supports war refugees
>Charity A sends Ukie-kiki refugee boarder
>Charity B sends Russ-Ukie refugee boarder
>both Kikis smile and play-nice for their new Mashtah
>underlying tension, trying to undercut each other
>one cooks Anon chicken kiev dinner
>other cooks Anon chicken kyiv dinner
>sounds of clashes in the kitchen that stop as soon as Anon opens the door
>Anon puts his foot down
>drags both Kikis into the bedroom
>make Kikis shake hands
>make Kikis kiss and make up
>make Kikis take off each others dirty clothes
>clean each others sweaty bodies with their tongues
>both clean Mashtah's dirty erection...

>> No.42933538

>>42933528
> *Russ-Kiki

>> No.42933553

>>42931086
Is she a polack?

>> No.42933627

>>42933528
>make Kikis kiss and make up
Blyat...

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>> No.42933646

>>42933248
What did you make the chesh cry? I want to hug her now.

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I’m gonna pet a cheshire’s tummy

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>>42933695
Molest her ears to tame her

>> No.42933713

>>42933396
This is the mge thread.

>> No.42933759

>get portal'd
>to hagville
>portal spawns at a height
>break several bones landing on the hard concrete
>you physically cannot escape the doting of whoever found you first after getting out of the hospital
Oh nooooooo

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>> No.42933780

so how has Mayor Zombie's term been so far?

>> No.42933809

>>42933713
It's still a furry you mouth breathing troglodyte.

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>> No.42933837

>>42933713
Wow, I totally haven't seen this line dozens of times already, including the shitty /v/ """monster girl""" threads anons linked in the past. Maybe that's a more fitting place for you.
https://files.catbox.moe/uyunsm.jpg

>> No.42933876

>>42933837
ok

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>> No.42933896

>>42933837
he's right though, it's MGE. So are Alps. So is Pixie.

>> No.42933906

>>42932941
That's a big snek

>> No.42933915

>>42933906
>>42933906
>>42933906
>>42933906

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>>42933890
saved

>> No.42933933

Honestly, I'd dig older monsters due to the fact i can learn so much from one and about history from one

>> No.42933944

>>42933528
>they still silently fight even under mastah's watchful glare such as a painful nipple bite or an especially sharp spank
>after that night they begin competing for mastah's favoritism
>the rush to be impregnated by mastah first is on

>> No.42933979

>>42933528
No More Sister Wars

>> No.42933998

>>42933933
Smart cow hag hands typed this

>> No.42934002

>>42933759
Don't worry the DE from sex with fix you, on the downside the one who found you is a 9ft tall fox

>> No.42934035

>>42933998
i might have a slight bias but that cannot be denied. you can even learn stuff like what is wootz steel, how is greek fire made and what the fuck are the stone heads for

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>>42934002
oh no!?!

>> No.42934071

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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>>42934071
No but I lived in a society

>> No.42934126

how do I hide from my command staff after a successful operation?

>> No.42934136

>>42934071
I can't dance...

>> No.42934143

>>42934126
what's wrong anon? your demon comms office just want to share a victory bottle with (You)

>> No.42934146

>>42933308
archdevil

>> No.42934160

>>42934126
what sorts of monsters are on commander anon's staff?

>> No.42934162

>>42934136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6xCZW_DQ-U

>> No.42934171

>>42934071
never but i wish to do and watch her rosy cheeks brighten as we dance and dance, getting closer and closer to each other to the rhythm of the song until we finally kiss

>> No.42934177

>>42934126
just hide out in your MCV on the front anon, they're all the wall back at HQ

>> No.42934178

>>42934071
I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm

>> No.42934193

>>42934160
Kiki commando

>> No.42934232

>>42934126
sorry anon, war's over, you can't get out of it this time
you WILL be attending the victory gala, all that's left now is to pick which lovely lady on your staff will be joining you

>> No.42934247

>>42934126
Sneak away to the enlisted club if you need to hide away from stuck-up officers

>> No.42934276

>>42934232
It's never too late to develop PTSD and just run off into the forest like Rambo.

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>> No.42934291

>>42934071
huh?

>> No.42934306

>>42934276
the girls love a good hunt

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>> No.42934382

>>42933528
>Iz nyet 'Yuri' Mashtah, Yuri iz a boy'z name

>> No.42934398
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>>42934071
It's not about the money, its about sending a message.

>> No.42934412

>>42934345
face of a failure

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>>42933211
>Lolis are the superior lovers in almost all aspects.
What man wouldn't need that light, energy and intensely budding lust in his life? And fat loli ass in his bed.

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>> No.42934544 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.42934563

>>42934544
Lewd!

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I need onee-chan to snuggle with.

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>POV: You are about to get adopted by a dark elf

>> No.42934589

>>42933944
>Anon Mashtah realizes theyre still fighting
>new rule: either one caught being naughty, the other one gets to punish her
>under supervision of course
>naughtiness lessens but doesnt stop
>the punishments are all sexual
>slow teasing spankings
>being forced to eat the other
>tied up and ice-cube play
>etc
>now each Kiki takes it in turn to misbehave
>they like the punishments
>they also like the effect supervising has on Mashtah
>so when they both are naughty Kikis, Mashtah has to punish them both himself

>> No.42934599

>>42934586
poor mangled creature

>> No.42934600

Thinking of trying to make a super short story of a warlock summoning a succubus for a quick fuck not realizing what monsters are in MGE, and being hunted down by her for marriage and ""pact""correction

>> No.42934618

>>42934589
This seems like it backfired

>> No.42934623

>>42934589
>naughty Kikis misbehave
>Mashtah threatens to buy a riding-crop
>Kikis giggle and continue to misbehave
>Mashtah threatens to buy a Roomba
>misbehaving sudenly stops.

>> No.42934730

>Ask beelzebub wife when she's going to give me back my hoodie
>She responds "when are you going to give me back my virginity?"
I didn't know how to respond

>> No.42934756

>>42934730
She took your virginity too, so it was a fair trade.

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When the perishable has been clothed with the imperishable, and the mortal with immortality, then the saying which is written will come true: 'death has been swallowed up in victory'

>> No.42934780

>>42934586
AI trash

>> No.42934792

>>42934730
There's probably a potion for hymen restoration.

>> No.42934807

>>42934586
those are some thick hips

>> No.42934825

>>42934807
It's not a bad try, though his ai fucked up the ears, he should have tried a lower resolution and more steps.

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>> No.42934835

>>42934832
Is this even a monster girl?

>> No.42934852

>>42934835
I've never seen a human girl with scales covering her legs.

>> No.42934856

>>42934832
Where is kiki's fluffy, feathery wrists?

>> No.42934858

>>42934852
Diabeetus will fix that one.

>> No.42934870

would you pay a tanuki for healing potions, get a dark priest to lovingly whisper in your ears to0 heal you or have a holst so you and the rest of the party can drink her milk to heal

>> No.42934876

>>42934858
neat

>> No.42934877

>>42934832
Looks like if a Wight and a Kiki fused together into one being.

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>>42934870
This is a joke right? I'm supposed to be the healer! You can't replace me like this!

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>>42934870
>tiptoe
>tailwrap
a fearsome opponent

>> No.42934933

>>42934883
anon, you can have two healers now, so more healing for everyone, its not the fact that your party member want to see you suck some big fat milky titties along with them as well
>>42934888
that's hot but whats hotter is when the dark priest in question is whispering in your ears about all the fun things we'll do after we get this done and hearing her pant in my ear since shes touching herself

>> No.42935027

>>42934835
Nice, but she needs more feathers - either at the wrists or on some wings.

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>> No.42935057

>>42934888
That's a fucking a womanlet holy shit

>> No.42935064

>>42935050
Will make Dhampir!!!!!
Actually wait do Dhampirs make more Dhampirs? Do they make regular humans or succs?

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>>42935050
Cute dork

>> No.42935107

>>42935073
damn dat ass
urge to play as bongos intensifies

>> No.42935153

>>42935073
I hope the Dhampir beats her vamp nemesis one day

>> No.42935180

mgs for this feel?

>> No.42935199

>>42935180
yes

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>>42935180
I got your mg right here

>> No.42935240

>>42932827
scientists are still researching this phenomena.

>> No.42935244

>>42935064
Dhamps are basically halfbreed Vamps, so mendelian genetics would suggest Anon's kids would be 25% full-humie, 50% Dhamps and 25% Full-Vamp daughterfus.
MGE 'genetics' probably mean 100% Dhamp kids, but having a mixed brood sounds like more interesting.
>tfw your Humie daughterfu keeps trying to get her sister to turn her to get kewl powerz

>> No.42935263

>>42935234
it's not rape if it's a full moon

>> No.42935274

>>42934888
>mini-loli
She's going to need a potion to dislocate her jaw

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>>42935263
It's not rape if she's a 672 year old virgin fox and you showed her such affection as saying hello to her on the sidewalk

>> No.42935321

>>42935278
That starburst behind her is not an action star, but all of her tail fluff

>> No.42935348

id want a dhampir in my adventuring party, they seem respectable and kind and not rapey.

>> No.42935382

>>42935348
bring dawn breaker

>> No.42935391

>>42935348
try not to get too many cuts

>> No.42935396

>>42925170
A few questions:
What do you think about stories from the monster's perspective?
What do you think about scent/smell/musk?
What do you think about monster girls "sharing" you with other monster girls? Like if your hellhound onee-san introduces you to her sisters/cousins?

>> No.42935404

>>42935396
>What do you think about stories from the monster's perspective?
I enjoy reading about monstergirls barely constraining their love and desire towards their male companion.

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(you) belong underneath a cat that may or may not be feral.

>> No.42935419

>>42935396
-solely from the monsters perspective would be kind of weird to me unless you're swapping around between characters
-it's okay to include but don't lean too hard into it. it'd make sense with gandharva or h'orc for instance
-i'm super jealous so i can't get down with that. even worse if there's no pre-existing emotional attachment

>> No.42935427

>>42935348
fallen dhampirs are a thing
a hot thing

>> No.42935431

>>42935396
they good if done well, smell as body scent is good but when sweaty. sharing is amazing which is what happened with my wurm and wock wife, they are sisters and the bogie angel is their great grand niece

>> No.42935468

>>42935391
we will probably have a healer a few cuts is no big deal.

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>>42935396
--Monster's perspective is fine by me. I want to know what Miss Hebi is thinking!
--Scent / Smell / Musk are not a fetish I have, but if done well and it's not, like "I want to sniff Anon's farts!" type weirdo shit, I'd probably be fine with it.
--Soft pass on sharing. I get that harems are a thing but they're not MY thing. It'd have to be done organically, like a bicorn wife gradually teeing up a 3-way over a few "dates", or the like, and even then I'd probably skip it.

>> No.42935502

>>42935427
what does fallen mean to a dhampir, they adopt the cringe worldview of vampires?

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>>42935531
handlebars

>> No.42935583

>>42933361
Pretty cute!

>> No.42935605

>>42935583
That image expired four hours ago

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fuck off furries
aside from that,
hatter booty

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>>42935609
More of a boob man, myself.

>> No.42935673

>>42935396
-Like someone already said if it's only the monster's perspective it's going to be wierd
-Absolutely disgusting
-Not really my thing

>> No.42935685

>>42935609
spank it then run

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>>42935642
boobs are good, but ass is nicer

>> No.42935710

>>42935605
Gotta support the aspiring artists anon

>> No.42935711

>>42935396
-fine with it
-i have been cursed with such a fetish so love it
-good stuff

>> No.42935714

>>42935396
Stories from the MG POV are cool, scent is okay but it's not really a fetish for me. I just like pheromones and nice smells. Sharing is really nice, although it makes me a bit....nervous if that makes sense for whatever reason.

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Romancing wild monsters is the best, seeing their surprised faces as a man asks to marry them instead of running and screaming

>> No.42935732

>>42935609
Id prefer to fuck the furries

>> No.42935748

>>42935695
Ah, I see cake is now being served.

>> No.42935750

>>42935502
They don't necessarily have to adopt the views of a vamp, but they usually do.
It just means they awaken their vamp half and it takes control, they need blood just as much as a vampire as that point. They're addicts to your blood

>> No.42935780

>>42935748
>Teacakes in Wonderland are fat wonderlander ass
>Its common to taste the peach first and "eat" it before sticking your "fork"

>> No.42935845

>>42935780
I hear the Cheshire Cake is particularly large. Too much for a light tea snack.

>> No.42935864

You know the whole thing that bothers me the most about the siths isn’t that they’re furries and more so that they used to be animals and I don’t feel like indulging in bestiality

>> No.42935874

>>42935845
cheshires have no cake

>> No.42935890

>>42935727
Always wondered how a monster like the manticore would react, be real funny watching them spill spaghetti everywhere

>> No.42935899

>>42935864
so you prefer nekomata? they Pretend to be normal cats for months or years before revealing themselves, its effectively the same thing.

>> No.42935907

>>42935864
They can be born from other siths so it's completely okay. At least I think?
>>42935899
The end result sure isn't.

>> No.42935922

>>42935899
NTA but I like them because the idea of a monster girl hiding right under your nose and raping you is really funny

>> No.42935934

>>42935845
Cheshire cake is the average size, jubs are meduim, hatters are qute big but are light, And jabbers are the american size meatcakes

>> No.42935943

Ghidorah.

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>>42935732
As you wish.

>> No.42935978

>>42935864
Bestiality feels like a somewhat arbitrary line considering how much utter degeneracy is in mge

>> No.42935990

>>42935874
Canine hands typed this post.

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>>42935727
send me in, coach

>> No.42935998

>>42935955
Oh that's pretty cute actually

>> No.42936019

>>42935934
>You need to finish ALL of your Jabbercake.

>> No.42936034

>>42935955
>>>/trash/

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>>42935955
>>42935998
You were nice, so you get my other pic of her.

If anyone asks, she's a Cu Sith in cosplay.

>> No.42936064

>>42935934
perhaps there are days in wonderland where all the women are 3m tall and everything scales up accordingly (furniture, landscape, clothes) except for men

>> No.42936072

>>42936045
What's your artist name anon? I like your stuff and would love to chat

>> No.42936079

fuck off irish furfag

>> No.42936094

>>42935978
But those quote on quote Bestiality moments in MGE are mostly husbands transformed for a short time. (Which I still don’t understand why KC went all the way with that and just make it to where the man just has aspects to the animal and not go full on animal mode, that it’s like a lesser chaos transformation.)
While the siths on the other hand were actual animals before they got transformed by demon mana.

>> No.42936098

>>42936064
those would be my favorite days, it would be fun to climb so much stuff

>> No.42936120

>>42935955
>>42936045
I think she's cute desu

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This is the future foxes want.

>> No.42936137

>>42936045
>>42936072
>>42936120
You furfaggot parasites can't kys hard enough

>> No.42936138

>>42936072
Oh, god, that's not MY art--it's just the 2 pics of that character I found on gelbooru.

The artist is "tofffffu" according to gelbooru.

>> No.42936173

Y'know I got nothing against furries but I wish they wouldn't derail the threads here man

>> No.42936179

>>42936137
Okay but I don't care. She's cute.

>> No.42936187

>>42936173
might be time to hold a grudge

>> No.42936198

>>42935396
>good if done well, their mindset is going to be very different from the usual Anon pov
>makes sense, especially for Hounds etc
>while 1-1 purity is the ideal, in a shortage of Anons it makes sense to share their good fortune, both for politeness and for breeding opportunities

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>>42936132
And it's beautiful

>> No.42936235

>>42936138
Ah damn I thought you were the artist
It is still pretty damn cute tho
I don't have really any kemono mg stuff myself though, sadly. And Cait siths aren't super popular in these threads so not much art to save.

>> No.42936251

>>42936173
>One person posts a pic
>Two people reply
>The rest is metaposting and autistic screeching
>But the original posters are the "derailers"
Anon, stop being so autistic

>> No.42936273

>>42936173
Ironically it's not the furries doing the derailing.

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>>42936251
Anon is just trying to woo a Schedule Dog, so I can't really fault him.

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Don't feel guilty about sexing your girlfriends friend behind her back. Thanks to her mamano senses, she already knows, they both know what's going on and are playing along for the fun of it.

>> No.42936292

>>42936251
>>42936251
>>42936273
anon, it was 2 faggots talking about furry

>> No.42936308

>>42936287
gotta use concealment magic next time

>> No.42936310

>>42936292
...yeah?

>> No.42936321

>>42936287
barf

>> No.42936336

>>42935899
Not a furry-hater, but it doesn't interest me at all, its weird to be fucking ex-pets.
Nekomatas would be even more weird - fucking a catgirl that you've known recently as an actual cat is even weirder than a Sith who was a cat or dog pre-DL

>> No.42936338

>>42935064
>vampire+normal human=dhampir
>vampire+incubus=vampire
>dhampir+either=dhampir
That's how I always figured it works.

>> No.42936344

>>42936251
>>But the original posters are the "derailers"
Yes.

>> No.42936353

>>42936280
>Schedule Dog
what if i just started calling her that

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K, leave fur faggots
But aside from that.
hatter milk makes me see sound

>> No.42936370

>>42935955
>>42936045
>those are the only two pics that exist
Okay...

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>>42936353
She wouldn't like it.
She'd love it.

>> No.42936374

>>42936287
>black hooves typed this post
Cheating is cheating, open sharing is okay when your waifu's friends can't find their own Anons and you all agree.

>> No.42936391

>>42935955
>>42936045
Ah alright, So did you commission this? Or were you just being playful when you said "my"
I'm not huge into kemono but I do like wai fu from arknights(?)

>> No.42936410

>>42936280
Day: schedule dog
Night: anal dog

>> No.42936461

>>42936173
Maybe you should start understanding why everyone hates subhuman furtards. They have a million places to go circlejerk their degenerate faggotry and yet they try to force themselves here.

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>>42936391
It's "my" pic in the sense that it's a pic in my folder of saved mamono images.

I didn't commission it. And my mamono images are all just stolen either from 4chan, gelbooru, or that mge archive mega.

Didn't expect an interrogation about this. Glad I have legal representation.

>> No.42936501
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touched by an angel

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>>42936501
This makes me want a griffon

>> No.42936531

>>42936469
Sorreh anon I misinterpreted and you seemed chill and had a cute unique pic so I wanted to talk more, pls no bully

>> No.42936537

What else would you like to see?

>> No.42936553
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>>42936516
Griffons are what the angels should be.

>> No.42936555

>>42936501
Nice and safe with Angel-san.

>> No.42936562

>>42936537
milky holy monsters

>> No.42936577

>>42936537
mamano booty

>> No.42936580

>>42936537
Girls who can tank damage and protect the healer.

>> No.42936586

>>42936537
Muscle monsters being seductive.

>> No.42936619

>>42935502
One who is sulking in bed because she totally wasn't going to end up in a threesome with her vampire rival like mom and grandma did.

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>>42936553
Griffons are great, I need more griffon love and art.

>> No.42936652

>>42936537
Ancient evils trying to blend in

>> No.42936668

>>42936336
more importantly
do male animals get alp'd when a sith is made
or are there just a bunch of male dogs running around with only female dogs becoming sith
this will determine how cringe sith are

>> No.42936671
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What happened to that anon who was unironically getting his dad the MGE book as a christmas present?

>> No.42936675
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>>42936537
Griffons. Griffons being adorable.

>> No.42936682

>>42936537
porn of a strong chesire holding hugging you from behind and whispering lewd talk into an ear, while she uses her strength to ram you into her ass

>> No.42936699

>>42936671
but why would he do that

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>>42936537

>> No.42936715

>>42936537
bunyip

>> No.42936734

it is okay if a dude and a monster girl both want to suck a monster girls tits?

>> No.42936755

>>42936699
dunno, I just remember him disappearing from the thread as everyone begged him not to do it, wish I saved the collage

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I could go for some chilled Undead thighs right now.

>> No.42936788

>>42936757
bro his head is gonna be all sticky

>> No.42936797

>>42936734
stop using anon’s computer, bicorn

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>>42936537
I want to see Miss Wisp engage in loving, missionary position sex for the sole purpose of procreation. I want her to stop using a cage and stick to leg locking and hand holding in order to subdue Anon while she does so.

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>>42936699
Some people are physically incapable of hiding their powerlevel. They can't just let a fetish stay behind closed doors.
Anyways here is a cat.

>> No.42936806

>>42936797
nah asking honestly might make a little drawing based on that

>> No.42936844

>>42936755
Give it now anon please
I beg of you

>> No.42936875

>>42936806
It's fine, honestly a small fantasy of mine is a bicorn or smoke hobo super dom basically pulling me into a harem forcefully. It's fucking hot as shit especially if she's like the head of everything

>> No.42936957

>>42936699
Those cringe photos of some furry in his sex-suit surrounded by his disappointed and disgusted parents and siblings at Xmas.
>its a mental disease, they cant stop it

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>>42936671
That's some serious tism/mental illness if he thought that was a good idea and not just having a laugh.

>> No.42936991

>>42936668
Congratulations, I didn't think it was possible, but you just made Siths 100% worse as now there's a chance they're an Alp-Sith.

>> No.42936996

Stinky hag butts…

>> No.42937051

>>42936668
Low key I remember reading something that a male dog would somehow become a incubus while a female dog would become a sith so no I don’t think there’s alping, but that might have been with reincarnation instead that the male dog was a human in the past.

>> No.42937061

>>42936875
>be Anon
>meet and marry a cute purity Unicorn
>happiness, sex, daughterfus ensue
>Waifu's Unicorn friends are happy for her, but have underlying unhappiness that they can't find another Anon like she did
>Waifu-corn can't enjoy pure-happiness with Anon while her sisters are unhappy
>suggests to Anon maybe it would be pure-charity to share her happiness with them
>brings home a couple of her closest friends for 'dinner'
>Anon ends up hareming a herd of happy Unicorns
>tgen #1Waifu-corn thinks about all those other non-Corns that also aren't able to be happy...
And that's how I met your Bicorn mother.

>> No.42937071

>>42936537
A Leprechaun

>> No.42937089

>>42936875
how its gonna go is that anon and the average succ are in a party with A holst nun and a dark mage. They make tink nicks on their hands so Holst nun has to heal them both, holsts begrudgely pops her top and releases her massive tits so the both of them get to drink from while the dark mage is both somewhat jealous and somewhat annoyed
Both of the healees are in bliss

>> No.42937133

>>42935278
>borrow a cassarole dish from your spinster fox neighbor
>start to notice that you haven't seen her out of her home in a while
>remember that you still need to return the disth
>go knock on her door
>no response
>open it and ask if she's alright
>wave of funk hits you like a truck
>turns out that she was in heat the whole time
>that pic is the last thing you see before waking up a week later

>> No.42937139

>>42935073
Do you think that a vamp would give me a dhampir if I promised to keep her busy?

>> No.42937142

Speaking of healers, how hard would it be for a normal human to learn healing magic in MGE? Is it even possible to learn magic? I feel like monsters would still be better at it, and the only support a normal human could provide is acting as a mana battery.

>> No.42937154

>>42937133
Man... I bet millennia old foxes have some pretty wild heats.

>> No.42937158
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>> No.42937179

>>42937158
She doin' anything after work?

>> No.42937180

>>42937133
Hag fox ending best ending

>> No.42937191

>>42937179
Yes, she's planning on doing (you)

>> No.42937199

>>42937158
big lady

>> No.42937222

>>42937154
>I TRIED TO BE GOOD
>I PRAYED TO EROS FOR A MAN
>BUT SHE NEVER GAVE ME ONE!
>FUCK IT, I'M CONVERTING TO ARES!
>NOW TAKE YOUR FUCKING PANTS OFF!

>> No.42937224

>>42937158
This is how tall I want my demon wife to be. Ideal size difference

>> No.42937235

>>42937142
you can learn magic ya know
>>42937222
>Her poor hips gives out

>> No.42937236

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that at 8ft tall, any monster girl can look like a big sister....although it does make princess carrying them a bit harder.
And low doorways may prove a problem.
Also they get upgraded to the 'large' size catagory which may cause some distress about 'size'

>> No.42937248

>>42937236
imma tell i like my girls big and heavy,

>> No.42937291

>>42937142
Uh anon you do know 'healslut' is a common role for a lone man in an adventuring party full of monsters, right?

>> No.42937294

which mg most likely to have nerd dungeon?

>> No.42937304

>>42937222
Ares fox hag hellbent on catching you would be a scary sight to behold

>> No.42937310

>>42937236
8ft tall imouto monsters have it tough.

>> No.42937320

>>42937291
W-what?! But my lvl 99 party when I'm lvl 5 assured me it was purely professional!

>> No.42937321

>>42937291
That's exactly what I want, I just didn't know if it was hard skill to pick up or not, if men had a natural proficiency with or some kind of natural disadvantage..

>> No.42937322

>>42937235
>riding you like a woman possessed
>telling you how pathetic you are and that teases like you deserve this
>halfway through her ramble about the superiority of foxes you hear a pop
>she freezes
>gives a few more half-assed attempts at fucking you
>ask her if she's alright
>meekly says she isn't
>back just popped and she's in a ton of pain
>have to ease her off of you and lay her down on the bed
>get her a glass of water and some meds
>spoon her to keep her back in position
>you bring this up whenever she gets a little too cocky

>> No.42937332

>>42937320
>lvl

>> No.42937336

>>42937248
See, you say that but then you get a lizardman looking at herself in the mirror and glaring at the scale in the restroom.

>>42937310
Exceptionally so.

>> No.42937344

>>42937291
That wouldn't be so bad, tending to the nice big girl's wounds and being the group medic.

>> No.42937349

>>42937304
>see a hag fox
>she's wearing a kimono
>can tell by the bulges in the fabric that she's tubby
>tell her to lay off the fried tofu as you pass her
>she undoes her kimono to reveal a shredded body that would make an amazon jealous
>Ares pendant hanging from her neck
>flexes and takes a step towards you
>asks you to repeat what you said, since she couldn't hear you over the sound of her flexing

>> No.42937366

>>42937321
You'll find it quite easy to pick up, the hardest part is ensuring all the monsters in your party don't fight each other or do stupid things so they can injure themselves and get some quality 'healing' time with you ...

>> No.42937369

>>42937332
Wait what's wrong with lvl? Is it some stupid fucking /v/ shit I'm unaware of?

>> No.42937374

>>42937310
Need an 8ft power bottom Alice.

>> No.42937380

>>42937349
I'd repeat myself, with as much smug condescension as I can.

>> No.42937382

>Baphomet wife shuts you up by princess carrying or fireman carrying you
She does this whenever she feels like it

>> No.42937391

>>42937349
>face of once was lust turns into utter disgust and revolsion

>> No.42937408

>>42937382
>Being casually manhandled by a girl stronger than you
swoon

>> No.42937410

>>42937349
Ask her if I can try her biceps

>> No.42937412

>>42937391
>Not wanting a wife with abs strong enough to grind and cut meat on

>> No.42937419

>>42937382
i always just reverse it into carrying her since shes literally half my height and a quarter of weight
>>42937412
nah, i want ot be able to lay on her and feel her soft pudge

>> No.42937423

>>42937419
Good luck escaping her grip once she's caught you

>> No.42937449

>>42937419
>The DE slowly causes her to gain more pudge
>Much to her distress
>She still side eyes you for ""ruining"" her body

>> No.42937451

>>42937423
2 fingers and thumb aint as great as our hands in grip. aslo still small, meaing easily can lift her off feet by swaying body straight into brat correction

>> No.42937472

>>42937423
i adore how grabbing bapho horns will root you to the spot like grabbing a live wire full of magical energy

>> No.42937473

>>42937451
Three fingers is enough when the grip is ironclad with physical strength and magic power

>> No.42937506

>>42937158
I'm in love with her tail

>> No.42937518

>>42937473
still gonna rape correct herfor being dumb and forgetting about newtons laws still apply to her

>> No.42937530

>>42937472
Aren't baphos the most magically gifted monsters?

>>42937518
Mamono magic says otherwise. Off to the loli rape cave you go

>> No.42937545 [DELETED] 

>>42937518
i've seen enough killer doll movies to know that mere physics cannot stop a small body

>> No.42937615
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>>42937349
The only right option here is to panic and start running.
Not because you have a chance of escaping, but because that is how you show an aggressive rapefox you are interested.

>> No.42937641

>>42937449
>With every side eye, I give her a massive grin as I grope her body

>> No.42937713

>>42931826
Humpty eggs in the hospitals.

>> No.42937731
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>>42937545
I need a living doll horror story that ends in a brutal rape scene with loving marriage aftercredits

>> No.42937778

Monster reaction to mamono responding to their husband and their tail grew 3x in thickness and length?

>> No.42937794

>>42937778
Sharp increase in tailjob statistics

>> No.42937797

>>42937713
Oh no I think I misplaced my phone in that old hospital over there somehow better go look for it guys catch you later

>> No.42937850

>>42937778
>lamia tail growing 3x in thickness
PLEASE

>> No.42937938

>>42937778
Intense coiling cuddle sessions

>> No.42937987

>>42927226
>"cmon... please take the levels back"
>"nope, they are you're problem now" the kiki says while laying on the couch, slowly eating potato chips
>"but i never wanted this!"
>"yeah well neither did i"
>"so take the levels back"
>"i meant being compelled to clean. its boring"

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>>42937987
you've met with a terrible fate

>> No.42938233

>>42937615
That's a meaty tongue. Also,
>reproduction is prohibited
Sounds like I'm safe. Gonna tease that muscle fox extra hard.

>> No.42938358

>>42938233
>Try to bully the fox, believing yourself safe due to the strict no reproduction policy in the area
>Fox rapes you anyways
Another fool tricked by vulpine guile

>> No.42938495

>>42938358
>If I let you into my house, will you rape me?
>no
>And you can't lie, right?
>right
>okay, come in
>cut to Anon resting on his new wife's tit while she softly snores, wondering how the hell she fooled him
>clearly he's not gullible
>it must have been fox magic

>> No.42938562
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CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

SWEATER CAT

>> No.42938584
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>>42938495
At least he has an excuse of being tricked, I knowingly went where I shouldn't have been after sundown.

>> No.42938593

>>42938562
he's right

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>>42938562
brown kots

>> No.42938617

>>42938584
>Hey human, you looking for trouble?
>yeah
>Oh. W-well good. Cause you found it.
>that was the plan
>Huh
>So... I've got some cardboard I laid out in the alley over there. Go lie down on it, I guess
>take your pants off and hurry over
>hellhound drags her feet and sighs as she slides her shorts off

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>>42938617
Nah that wouldn't be very sportsman like, the thrill of the hunt is half the excitement, I would prefer to find a hound doing whatever hounds do and suprise her by groping her ass and then running off while I yell at her to catch me if she can. I might make it a block or two and show her a good struggle and rape her myself but I know what comes after my short lived victory.

>> No.42938681

>>42938665
i'm not much for running. maybe doing some sinning around the ol' church grim hound would get some righteous retribution (lewd)

>> No.42938682

>>42938584
You were dressed like a filthy whore. Really, it's just your own fault if you walk down alleyways at night.

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