Flandre Thread

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Flandre Thread Anonymous Tue Mar 14 11:51:16 2023 No.42903803 [Reply] [Original]

What's your favorite part of Flan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:04:08 2023 No.42903900 File: 497 KB, 2048x1451, 1650914357906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >What's your favorite part of Flan? her cute budding breasts

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 12:06:40 2023 No.42903921 File: 1.00 MB, 2944x3789, vampire ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42903803 Her ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 13:19:03 2023 No.42904462 File: 172 KB, 542x950, 1675841148773237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] food preference

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:32:10 2023 No.42905062 File: 254 KB, 1024x1415, 1675031543361460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The wings

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:35:22 2023 No.42905089 File: 84 KB, 850x825, __flandre_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_artist_luna__sample-4f837207c165d4dab1ba20e8571e9ebc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Her cute eyes and face!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:47:20 2023 No.42905191 File: 220 KB, 439x614, flansmell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 14:53:07 2023 No.42905245 File: 234 KB, 1280x1024, 1667646436542372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42905191

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 15:00:20 2023 No.42905295 >>42905191 I can imagine Flandre would have an overpowering smell of raw liver. Don't ask me why, but that's probably the closest thing i can think of to stale blood and sweat

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 17:52:32 2023 No.42906590 >>42905191 Despite the unflattering descriptions regarding her scent, she looks very huggable in that art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 18:56:44 2023 No.42907056 >>42906590 >unflattering

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:28:07 2023 No.42907648 >>42903803 Her personality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:29:29 2023 No.42907664 File: 226 KB, 600x984, a97f3bc7279c863bba781d060ee4da36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42903921 Nice taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 20:29:49 2023 No.42907666 >>42906590 I'd still smash, i'm not picky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:49:41 2023 No.42908831 >>42903803 Her butthole...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:52:49 2023 No.42908857 >>42903803 I want her to suck on me with that cute mouth of hers until I'm a husk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 22:54:28 2023 No.42908874 No lewd Flan thread! You can do it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:16:26 2023 No.42909043 >>42908874 It's too late bro...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:18:02 2023 No.42909060 File: 2.82 MB, 1536x2048, 163f21ffb996021cada3b43292455e4f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42908874 Nah

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 23:25:15 2023 No.42909127 File: 548 KB, 1000x1414, flan feets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Her ferocious feety fumes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 00:26:41 2023 No.42909644 File: 699 KB, 1254x1771, 1672633238980808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42909127

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:16:29 2023 No.42910589 >>42903803 her tummy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:23:18 2023 No.42910617 >>42908874 I'd rather a pure Flan thread but it is what it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:28:22 2023 No.42910635 >>42910617 Be the change you wish to see in the world. Give us a pure topic to discuss.

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:32:18 2023 No.42910654
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>>42910635
Its a futile effort as lewdposters will lewdpost but sure

(you) have been invited to play with Flan at the SDM and Meiling is assigned to escort you!(you have no right to refuse)
What toys, games, or media do you bring to her basement?

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:41:05 2023 No.42910702
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>>42910654
I bring a se-... no... I can do this! I bring a set of cards and we play str- no, I won't! I WILL BRING A PEN AND PAPER AND WE WILL WRITE CUTE, FUNNY, BUT PRIMARILY WHOLESOME STORIES TOGETHER!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 03:56:35 2023 No.42910792 >>42910654 Watch hit vampire film Underworld so she can see how humans outside portrayed vampires in the 2000's!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 04:55:52 2023 No.42911066 >>42910654 Well it's baseball season so i guess we could play it together. Flacn can be the pitcher and China can be the catcher.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 06:44:52 2023 No.42911392 File: 170 KB, 1070x911, Scr3-01-11 234029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42910654 >What toys, games, or media Decks of playing cards, super Nintendo/ sega genesis mini, some older anime, something to play music on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:50:20 2023 No.42914304 File: 154 KB, 512x512, AI Flan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is nut. Flan has split herself into infinity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 13:53:01 2023 No.42914331 >>42910654 Does an M82 count as a toy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:02:11 2023 No.42915098 >>42903803 cunny

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 15:07:59 2023 No.42915153 >>42910654 Condoms and a porno magazine. Also some sleeping pills

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:07:41 2023 No.42916490 File: 33 KB, 225x225, 278160773_105235588827287_4565456566218998291_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42903803

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 23:57:03 2023 No.42918825 >>42910654 A chess board I think it'd be fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 06:12:41 2023 No.42920824 File: 143 KB, 800x1128, 20230110_225234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42910654 I would bring the original Xbox with halo ce so we can play the entire campaign coop on legendary also a few fighting and racing games to spice things up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 16:59:44 2023 No.42924295 Playing the Legacy of Kain games with Flan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 19:08:50 2023 No.42925144 File: 323 KB, 1200x1600, 57060158_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] flan boobie >>42910589 also a good choice

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:51:30 2023 No.42926705 >>42925144 little vampires grow so fast nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 23:59:11 2023 No.42926747 File: 629 KB, 752x581, 5365534263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42903803 Her smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 06:23:33 2023 No.42928731 File: 1.27 MB, 1740x1225, 20230301_103816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cuddling and playing with Flan-chan every night sounds like a nice life I wouldn't mind if she broke a few of my bones accidentally from time to time

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 06:32:18 2023 No.42928759 >>42928731 You sure? Broken bones hurt like a bitch and take a long time to heal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 21:51:24 2023 No.42933833 File: 896 KB, 893x1000, 20230308_142810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42928759 Im pretty sure patchy knows a few healing spells

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 22:10:13 2023 No.42933959 >>42933833 Getting healed by Patchy! She asks why I subject myself to this! I tell her I always wanted to be an uncle! She doesn't understand!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 22:22:39 2023 No.42934041 File: 11 KB, 201x251, happi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42926747 As a dog is a dog As a cat is a cat In body, and spirit I wish to be myself

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 01:49:55 2023 No.42935814 File: 1.44 MB, 1200x1200, 101874363_p8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42926747 Most pattable 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 01:58:14 2023 No.42935952 File: 269 KB, 1254x1565, 1663944118584208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42934041 full res because everyone deserves to enjoy her smile

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 06:32:21 2023 No.42939174 File: 297 KB, 2048x1492, 20230316_191528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to touch Flan-chan fluffy hair

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 07:30:25 2023 No.42939651 File: 953 KB, 811x1200, 101874363_p6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42939174 I want to pat Flan on the head and tell her that she has been good even if it's not true!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 19:14:09 2023 No.42950186 File: 167 KB, 612x520, 63085085_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 19:20:52 2023 No.42950245 >>42950186 Crush my balls, Flan!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 19:28:36 2023 No.42950317 >>42950245 What if she eats your balls instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 19:33:31 2023 No.42950361 >>42950186 fete

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 19:35:28 2023 No.42950378 File: 257 KB, 562x960, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_spacezin__c9a72041f2eafc99e4b16d1251d3fb26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42950317 That's Rumia, not Flan

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 20:31:19 2023 No.42950820 >>42950378 They have a lot of similarities and a desire to eat balls is probably one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 20:32:47 2023 No.42950826 >>42950820 >>42950245 Flan is a good girl and has no such weird interests...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 21:12:03 2023 No.42951067 >>42950826 As good of a girl as she may be, she is still a vampire. She may not want to actively eat balls like Rumia but she may not turn down the offer if it is made. There's probably plenty of blood to be had there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 05:52:20 2023 No.42956838 File: 701 KB, 2481x3508, 20230314_192013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan is a really really good girl she and loves to cuddle!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 07:29:12 2023 No.42957854 File: 1.21 MB, 761x1200, 1658457762784129.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan nerd

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 07:31:54 2023 No.42957882 >>42951067 Anon Flan doesn't even like eating human flesh. She only drinks blood out of necessity and hates harming others. Remi might have such interests as cruel as she is but Flan is a good girl!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 08:39:13 2023 No.42958625 >>42956838 Flan getting tempted by the sound of your heart pumping blood through your body and finding herself unable to resist the urge to bite you and drink your blood!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 10:48:45 2023 No.42962635 >>42957854 Flan getting an education!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 18:16:36 2023 No.42969235 >>42903803 PUSSY

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 18:28:09 2023 No.42969329 >>42962635 She has a tongue piercing, she ain't learning anything except what dick feels like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 04:07:36 2023 No.42973616 >>42969329 I can teach her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 04:12:44 2023 No.42973643 >>42969329 How did she grow up to be such a delinquent...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:20:39 2023 No.42974196 File: 555 KB, 2769x4093, 20230318_200559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to ruffle flan's hair

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 11:20:48 2023 No.42975898 >>42974196 Careful not to catch her unaware with it or she might reflexively lash out!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 14:31:09 2023 No.42977737 >>42974196 Flan would get real embarrassed when you try taking off her hat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 19:47:58 2023 No.42980614 >>42974196 Flan's fluffy hair!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 19:57:05 2023 No.42980685 File: 821 KB, 945x1449, 1655098946102422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan's tummy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 19:58:50 2023 No.42980695 >>42980685 I want to lick it. Not even sexually, it just looks soft and tasty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 20:00:23 2023 No.42980705 File: 305 KB, 777x777, 1678446062905154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who let Rumia on the computer?

Anonymous Mon Mar 20 20:03:59 2023 No.42980734
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>>42980705
N-no one, w-why would you say t-that?
Please don't send the miko, i've been a good girl i just can't control myself the urge to eat is too good please

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:21:58 2023 No.42981330 >>42980705 >>42980734 You can only pick one daughterhu, which do you pick between Rumia and Flan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:23:01 2023 No.42981338 >>42981330 Unironically Flan is like to eat you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:26:15 2023 No.42981369 >>42981330 Both. I'd do whatever it takes to make sure that violent blonde youkai with a red ribbon on their head can feel loved and safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:27:17 2023 No.42981377 File: 408 KB, 777x614, mirror.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42981369 Image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:33:18 2023 No.42981412 >>42981338 You make a good point. Rumia probably won't eat you if you can feed her other kinds of meat consistently but Flan has an innate desire for human blood. If you can't find her that blood then she will have no choice but to take it from you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:34:26 2023 No.42981419 >>42981330 Rumia as daughter. Flan as daughterwife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 00:02:21 2023 No.42982438 >>42905191 you people dont deserve an internet connection

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:12:19 2023 No.42983922 >>42981377 Why does Flan look upset with Rumia?

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 03:40:23 2023 No.42984057
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>>42983922
because rumia also wears a red ribbon in her hair, copying flan-chan's look. it doesn't really matter much, but flan-chan thinks it's because rumia wants to steal her onii-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:11:02 2023 No.42984236 File: 752 KB, 2880x1620, 70416991_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42984057 Flan is more charming and looks as if she's going to win the oniichanbowl when suddenly Rumia takes her ribbon off and evolves! Oniichan is smitten! Oh no!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 04:11:18 2023 No.42984238 >>42983922 Anon took both as daughters and now they have to compete for their surrogate father's affections

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:14:48 2023 No.42985192 File: 557 KB, 1898x855, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42903803

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:31:39 2023 No.42985294 File: 501 KB, 578x835, 330316466_938691257148469_7137210468244098323_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42985192

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:17:44 2023 No.42985596 >>42985192 Where is she going?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 14:59:05 2023 No.42988856 File: 1.03 MB, 850x1200, 1659526604873059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan is a bad girl!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 16:13:52 2023 No.42989559 >>42988856 What did she DO?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 16:26:22 2023 No.42989690 >>42905653

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 02:05:45 2023 No.42993950 If you picked off one of the jewels on Flan's wings, will it grow back?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 02:57:53 2023 No.42994329 >>42989559 She stole Ojou-sama's pudding, that's another 50 years in the basement for her

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 03:06:27 2023 No.42994392 File: 822 KB, 1736x2456, 95546571_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42994329 She got away with it for too long...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 06:37:14 2023 No.42995374 File: 1.53 MB, 1191x1684, 20230321_151215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] holding flan's hand and never letting you go!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 06:58:45 2023 No.42995448 >>42995374 What if I need that hand for something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 07:38:46 2023 No.42995618 >>42995448 Flan will do it for you, she's a very helpful girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 07:39:32 2023 No.42995619 >>42995618 What if SHE needs that hand for something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 07:46:33 2023 No.42995653 >>42995619 She will get you to do it for her, she's a very persuasive girl! Besides, she'll only be needing the one hand from now on

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 07:53:28 2023 No.42995672 >>42995653 What an inefficient way to go through life!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 17:19:39 2023 No.43000951 File: 814 KB, 743x1200, 94937592_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good morning, Flan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 00:37:34 2023 No.43003892 >>43000951 I told you Flandre, i'm not getting in the coffin with you, i'll suffocate and there isn't enough room!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 00:49:48 2023 No.43004010 File: 62 KB, 848x636, goliathcasket.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43003892 Flan having a larger coffin made to accommodate a second person!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 06:29:15 2023 No.43006091 >>42994392 Man, she's loving that cake.

Anonymous Thu Mar 23 06:32:39 2023 No.43006109

Spanking Flandre's bubbly butt when she gets naughty but you notice you've been doing it often! Almost like she keeps getting herself into trouble intentionally just so you'll punish her... you're starting to think she likes it actually! Meaning you'll have to come up with a new way to punish her! But how....?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 06:40:35 2023 No.43006135 >>43004010 I think I'd prefer the cramped coffin in >>43000951

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 06:44:30 2023 No.43006144 >>43006109 Spritz her with holy water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 07:13:47 2023 No.43006228 File: 733 KB, 850x850, 1658140483480809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 4channel posting Flandre. Does anyone have that other image where other characters teach her how to respond the general way?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 07:35:20 2023 No.43006318 >>43006135 It's all fun and games until you feel the need to adjust your positioning or roll over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 08:43:00 2023 No.43006584 File: 235 KB, 600x600, 1603475718978.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 09:25:39 2023 No.43006726 File: 3.32 MB, 2580x3643, d0ec6cded4045b0fdc263226d0928270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pajama party with Flan

Anonymous Thu Mar 23 10:46:35 2023 No.43007031
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>>43006318
With Flan-chan so close to you, your heartbeat will slow down and you'll need less oxygen, she'll not even mind and you'll have a soft warm natural pillow, then you'll not have to worry about having less breathable air and you'll wake up just fine

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 11:59:45 2023 No.43007611 >>43003892 I'm sure if you explained it to her she'd let you drill some holes in the side for ventilation

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 13:28:26 2023 No.43008561 >>43007611 >Flandre, I want to drill a hole in your bed This can only lead to something amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 19:24:09 2023 No.43011218 >>43007031 Will she let me out if I can't sleep?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 19:28:46 2023 No.43011256 >>43007031 You could leave a screwdriver wedged under the coffin lid to let just a trickle of air in. There's no way anything would go wrong like this.

Anonymous Thu Mar 23 19:54:49 2023 No.43011412

>>43011256
11/12/xx
Demon coffin incident
Casualties: 38
Deaths: 1

An anon climbed into bed with Flan upon her insistence, using a screwdriver to keep the lid open and let air in.
While "experimenting" the screwdriver came loose and the lid slammed shut, for a total of eight seconds before it was opened again.
In that time, Anon had a lethal dose of Flan, with several Fairy maids in nearby rooms being hit with several times the lifetime limits.
Patchouli Knowledge in the Library below heard the noise, and died of a stroke unrelated to the Flan emitted

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 19:56:15 2023 No.43011430 >>43011412 What does a lethal dose entail?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 19:59:53 2023 No.43011469 >>43011430 Death from massive hyperglycemia And 90% bloodloss, but at least that goes to a good cause.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 20:13:26 2023 No.43011613 >>43007031 I don't imagine it's a smart idea to enclose yourself in such a small space with someone who you are ultimately food to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 20:17:42 2023 No.43011658 File: 883 KB, 1000x1000, __flandre_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_akizawa_aki__15c150fef05155636f368695bc629671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43011613 Are you saying that you wouldn't let her give you the final suck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 20:19:19 2023 No.43011673 >>43011658 Only if it will turn me into a vampire too. Otherwise I am using my blood to live!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 05:25:59 2023 No.43015015 File: 771 KB, 2039x2000, 20230323_165821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43011613 flan most likely has a light appetite just like remilia due to her similar size

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 05:33:59 2023 No.43015044

>>43015015
Makes me wonder how vampirism works in the Touhou setting. Is it enough that they bite you for it to happen? Do they have to drain you to within an inch of your life for it to take effect? Is it like some other settings where you have to drink the vampire's blood for it to happen?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 05:34:57 2023 No.43015046 >>43015044 You will never be a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 05:37:42 2023 No.43015054 >>43015046 Let me dream of eternal life...

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 05:43:16 2023 No.43015079

>>42905191
"It never fails to make Sakuya-san retch when she opens up the lid to wake her up"
Of all people, Sakuya should be one of the most capable of handling this. A bucket of water placed in stopped time ready to splash her when time resumes would do double duty on cleaning and waking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 05:46:30 2023 No.43015086 >>43015079 Splashing her with cold water like that would just make her angry!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 10:35:21 2023 No.43016559 >>43015015 Anon...why do you think Remi doesn't trust Flan to go out? She's clearly a big eater

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 10:45:15 2023 No.43016621

>>43015015
She can't even attempt to feed on anyone without destroying them, she is the embodiment of suffering from success devil.
All her food contains the blood she needs so, if she asks you to eat with her, try to decline as gently as you can. If she insists, just try really hard not to think about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 16:28:19 2023 No.43019711 File: 385 KB, 2048x2048, 20230306_080750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43016621 I would take a bite or two of whatever she's eating so doesn't feel rejected or just tell Sakuya to make some normal food for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 16:30:53 2023 No.43019727 >>43019711 Plenty of people eat food with blood as a major ingredient anon! Black pudding is a standard kind of breakfast sausage, you can share that and make sure Flan feels loved and accepted!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 16:48:51 2023 No.43019856 >>43016621 I eat people all the time so its okay. You ever eat processed meats? you know chicken patties, nuggets all those kinds of frozen meats in general? All of that contains about 1% human flesh in major brands like Tyson. You already eat people

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 16:55:57 2023 No.43019911 >>42903803 omanko.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 18:46:08 2023 No.43020680 I regained my hope in humanity when I realised that this thread isn't filled with cunny jokes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 18:48:15 2023 No.43020692 >>43020680 We already made them all. They were pretty fcunny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 19:15:25 2023 No.43020814 >>43016621 If that's the case I'd be even more inclined to have some. I love a good novelty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 00:53:17 2023 No.43023013 >>43016621 Flan trying to prank you by making you eat food made of people but feeling a little put off after you reveal your knowledge of the fact and eating it eagerly anyways, all while maintaining eye contact!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 00:56:45 2023 No.43023036 >>43023013 Take a bite out of one of the basement-humans raw to assert dominance. By intimidating the Flan, you earn her respect. Respect turns into love quickly in these situations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 00:59:18 2023 No.43023055 >>43016621 Doesn't consuming human blood extend your lifespan or something? I thought that's what rich people do to extend their lives. If Flan is willing to give me a free life extension by sharing her food, I'll take it.

Anonymous Sat Mar 25 01:01:19 2023 No.43023065

>>43023055
Nah, that's only if you are already a vampire or some other supernatural entity that feeds on blood. If that's all it took then the elites wouldn't be the only ones able to do it. They have other dastardly rituals to perform to extend their lives and even that is done imperfectly seeing as they still age and eventually die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 01:06:15 2023 No.43023103 >>43023055 Yes it does >>43023065 You are right, but also wrong. There are startups that buy blood from young and healthy people to sell to the non-elite rich as well lab tests show that blood transfusion work in restoring the body, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 01:10:01 2023 No.43023119 >>43023103 Restoring, but by how much?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 01:14:34 2023 No.43023148 >>43023119 Kinda hard to quantify these sorts of things but from what I read constant infusions did restore vigor and start reverse the aging process over time. Probably won't keep you alive forever obviously but still

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 04:50:48 2023 No.43024149 >>43016559 Flan eats like a big girl! Flan strong!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 13:19:09 2023 No.43027062 >>43024149 Too strong!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 17:49:49 2023 No.43029342 >>43024149 Flan can chug a gallon of blood!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 20:06:52 2023 No.43030223 File: 1.41 MB, 1400x1600, 1656853931858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43029342 Chug chug chug!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 20:10:21 2023 No.43030237 File: 167 KB, 880x1323, flangetsbuttraped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42903803 Her asshole always stays tight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 21:43:31 2023 No.43030785 >>43030237 Would she even need a butthole? I thought youkai don't poop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 23:40:24 2023 No.43031591 File: 271 KB, 850x1099, sample_fcc63880fb4b658bd2479fbcff077e0b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 23:42:04 2023 No.43031602 >>43031591 Why is Flan looking at us so worried? is she about to crush our nutsack?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 25 23:48:51 2023 No.43031649 >>43031602 She lost her shoes outside but doesn't want to go look for them in case she accidentally steps on a sharp rock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 00:30:11 2023 No.43031921 >>43030237 Please don't talk about Flan-chan's anus like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 01:08:57 2023 No.43032150 File: 1.24 MB, 800x894, 1677092623859035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43006228 This one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 01:17:12 2023 No.43032202 >>43031649 oh yeah? what if she was accidentally to step on a sharp cock?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 01:20:33 2023 No.43032225 >>43032202 Painful for everyone involved!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 01:30:50 2023 No.43032284 >>43032202 who's this person that waits with their dick out for flan to come step on it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 06:06:45 2023 No.43033572 File: 926 KB, 2836x4096, 20230325_204716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan-chan is so beautiful and gorgeous I want to cuddle with her all night long!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 06:55:21 2023 No.43033863 >>43033572 I want to pat Flan on the head at least three times a day!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 09:49:51 2023 No.43034756 I want to cum in Flan's butt at least three times a day!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 09:56:59 2023 No.43034795 >>43034756 I want to cuddle Flan 3 days for a time!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 10:11:44 2023 No.43034881 >>43034795 I want to do all these things to Flan three times a day!

Anonymous Sun Mar 26 10:17:52 2023 No.43034909
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I want to headpat Flan at least four times a day!
I want to cuddle Flan at least four times a day!
I want to kiss Flan at least four times a day, ideally more!
I want to cum inside of Flan's pussy four times a day!
Four!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 10:34:32 2023 No.43034958 >>43034909 Can we share? I'll do what I want three times a day and you can do yours four times a day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 10:41:16 2023 No.43034996 File: 2.60 MB, 1754x1240, ccd3cb06e98254ea25547739e2d6080c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43034958 Nope, sorry. Flandre is mine, and that means all four Flans are mine!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 12:29:41 2023 No.43035579 >>43034909 >headpat Yes. >cuddle Yes. >kiss Only on her cheeks or forehead. >cum NO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 12:32:42 2023 No.43035595 File: 746 KB, 1119x884, question.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43035579 What if she initiates it? Am I supposed to try and stop her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 12:36:12 2023 No.43035614 i refuse to not cum in flan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 12:36:14 2023 No.43035616 >>42903803 Why does Flan own a swimsuit? She can't go to the beach

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 17:41:49 2023 No.43037588 >>43035595 You must explain to her why it is inappropriate and hope she doesn't counter with knowledge of her own age.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 26 20:59:49 2023 No.43039022 >>43037588 I'm pretty sure Flan would counter with how old she was...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 00:11:55 2023 No.43040071 >>43037588 Even if she didn't counter it with her age she'd probably force things along anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 00:29:03 2023 No.43040177 >>42910654 nothing cause shes going to break stuff then break the anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 00:38:28 2023 No.43040221 >>43040177 She's sure to break you if you don't even try to entertain her. Once she suggests playing tag its over for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 00:47:38 2023 No.43040267 >>43039022 >>43040071 Seems like more of a Remilia argument anyways. Flan would just counter with how she doesn't care if it's appropriate or not.and do what she wants.

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 01:14:30 2023 No.43040464
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>>43040267
I can hear Flan say something like
>Its okay because I like you and it feels good!
She'd then probably force herself on you ignoring your objections like a willful child who has been spoiled, not out of malice or anything.
At that point denying would be risking too much since you'd likely get her angry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 02:42:12 2023 No.43040953 >>43040464 Just another way for her to show affection towards her favorite person! She will be both hurt and insulted if you keep insisting that she stop!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 06:31:07 2023 No.43042019 File: 301 KB, 1486x2048, 20230324_185609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan loves burgers!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 06:39:57 2023 No.43042050 >>43042019 That's one tiny burger!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 06:47:45 2023 No.43042076 >>43042019 that's a tiny burger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 07:14:11 2023 No.43042168 >>43042019 A tiny burger or a big flan?????

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 11:30:23 2023 No.43043185 File: 184 KB, 1000x1140, __flandre_scarlet_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_keyutea__ff35a8c2e53008139cae5e4c9b9bedc2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43042019 >>43042050 >>43042168 >>43042076 Complaining about tiny burger? Here's a full meal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 13:51:47 2023 No.43044323 File: 2.13 MB, 1848x2440, 0d53c7d2353122bd74fe317a03344b2b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 13:52:50 2023 No.43044331 >>43043185 I see, of course there's a McDonald's in Gensokyo. Why wouldn't there be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 17:38:21 2023 No.43046549 >>43044323 You got it all wrong, Flan-chan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 17:42:08 2023 No.43046585 >>43044323 You know what, I tell her she's the weirdo for being into geezers like me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 20:20:45 2023 No.43047853 File: 1.47 MB, 850x1213, 1661728826938293.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan's a magical girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:06:19 2023 No.43048275 File: 1.54 MB, 1700x1650, 58727060_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan's magical pantsu

Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:23:55 2023 No.43048454

Don't cum inside Flan, her belly will get bigger and her breasts will too and you'll have a bigger Flan to deal with and Flan doesn't need to get any bigger than she already is, and on top of that another Flan will appear eventually from the original Flan and the world can't handle having more Flans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 21:29:08 2023 No.43048499 >>43048454 Okay, I won't. Thank you for the concern.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 27 23:01:31 2023 No.43049175 >>43048454 It's okay, that Flan would only be a dhampir! Surely a half human Flan would be fine...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 00:35:05 2023 No.43049884 >>43048454 Wait a minute... so all I have to do to get MORE Flan is to cum inside Flan? Sounds like a good deal! I want more Flan! And I want it now!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 03:48:44 2023 No.43051156 >>43049884 More Flan Is always a good thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 10:09:11 2023 No.43053505 >>43048275 If they are magical they must be removed...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:26:15 2023 No.43058194 File: 392 KB, 1700x2048, 20230328_075324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like the whole idea of flan being attached to you because of your body warm

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:30:36 2023 No.43058211 >>43058194 Flan becoming addicted to your warmth! She won't let you go! Snugging you tighter and tighter!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:42:10 2023 No.43058297 Me standing guard outside Flan's door with a shotgun in order to ensure nobody tries to cum inside Flan and make more Flans which will cause a ZK-class End-of-Reality scenario.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 17:54:28 2023 No.43058377 >>43047853 >>43048275 I love Flan's cute little butt!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 18:16:30 2023 No.43058522 >>43058194 The down side there would be that you will never get to become a vampire yourself because then you would lose your warmth and she knows that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 18:36:52 2023 No.43058651 >>43058297 I will make a hole in the ceiling right above Flan's bed! You cannot stop me from performing Flanpregnation!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 20:30:58 2023 No.43059405 >>43058297 Raiding the SDM and specifically Flan's basement to cause ZK class event!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:01:15 2023 No.43062198 I love you Flan-chan! hugs Flan-chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 03:03:12 2023 No.43062215 aah I want to waste my seed inside Flan-chan's rectum over and over and over

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 06:47:40 2023 No.43063262 File: 584 KB, 2048x2048, 20230328_085307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan-chan bring a bento box she wants to share it with you, will you accept her offer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:24:00 2023 No.43063361 >>43063262 Cookies for lunch, huh? More of a potato chip guy myself but I'm not gonna tell her no and have some.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 08:26:24 2023 No.43063665 >>43063262 I don't have much of a sweet tooth but I'll nibble on some cookies to make her happy Next time I'll pack the bento so she has a healthier lunch than just sweets!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:48:10 2023 No.43064106 File: 610 KB, 666x900, 79d6817d56b777509c4071cf73312d8b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43063262 That...honestly depends do these sweets have human blood in them? If they don't, sure!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 09:57:28 2023 No.43064148 >>43063262 You know what, I accept on the condition that they do have blood in them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:16:09 2023 No.43066050 File: 104 KB, 850x813, 77906183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43063262 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 16:28:41 2023 No.43067365 https://exhentai.org/g/2507894/e302071411/ Flan-chan is a lewd girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 18:33:29 2023 No.43068019 File: 321 KB, 900x1200, __flandre_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_asutora__6443d4c7204de63f22c4499634f17945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love flanny

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 19:36:59 2023 No.43068392 >>43058297 I refer to: >>43011412

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:07:16 2023 No.43070830 >>43063262 I arguably have as big a sweet tooth as her, this box might end up being split 50/50

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:22:01 2023 No.43070934 >>43068019 Telling Flan her costume is cute and giving her a pat on the head!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:24:39 2023 No.43070959 >>43067365 Flan isn't like that she'd never go after a shota!

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:45:56 2023 No.43071446

>>43058297
>ZK-class End-of-Reality scenario
How would the SCP foundation fare against the entirety of Gensokyo? I know the most obvious answer is classifying it as a Thaumiel class anomaly and leave it alone, but in the case they start considering Gensokyo and its inhabitants as dangerous entities, would they be able to secure, contain or if the worse comes, neutralize the "anomalous" entities in Gensokyo? What class type would they have?
Flan is of course a Keter because her power makes her impossible to contain, but give her a laptop, internet access and a daily suply of desserts and she might comply, if not, then they must need a thaumiel to contain her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 03:55:19 2023 No.43071496 >>43071446 They would probably settle for cutting some kind of deal with Yukari to keep people from wandering in while funneling in specially chosen sacrifices to feed the populace.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:04:15 2023 No.43071560 File: 159 KB, 850x671, 1680149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43070959 she likes big men this is her telling sakuya about her onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:12:55 2023 No.43071613 >>43071560 Would Sakuya keep that secret or tell Remilia?

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:18:58 2023 No.43071641
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>>43071613
she would handle it herself. remi has nothing to do with this and she knows remi will get jealous and complicate things. she isn't obliged to tell remi everything, but if she does and gets a shit order to sabotage or something she will have to follow it. you tell me what the smarter choice would be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:26:02 2023 No.43071681 >>43071641 The things that truly loyal servants do in the dark on behalf of their masters...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:43:37 2023 No.43071781 >>43071641 How will she deal with Flan if she finds out she killed or at least tried to kill her special friend?

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:53:11 2023 No.43071827
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>>43071781
she would train flan not to do so before it has any chance of happening. if flan does try to do so though, sakuya would put an electric collar on flan-chan to further help her control herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:58:26 2023 No.43071856 >>43071827 Sakuya has the Flan whistle that she can blow to make her stop doing whatever it is that she is doing.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 05:16:19 2023 No.43071912

>>43071496
Yeah, that's the same as "classify it as a Thaumiel and leave it alone", and honestly, the most boring option.
I would like to think that even if the foundation made a deal with Yukari, they would still try to find a way to get the upper hand against her, not directly confronting her or any other youkai, but instead by getting information about weaknesses or counter-plays, manipulating information and infiltrating the numerous factions of Gensokyo with their own artificial youkais (The foundation isn't unknown to create their own anomalies, and they aren't above human experimentation) as sleeper agents or spies. The fun part would be that Yukari knows this, but she won't confront them directly either, she would instead play that 4D chess match with them in a sort of cold war between both factions, each trying to manipulate the balance on their favor until the day of their inevitable confrontation...
You know, i just got an idea for a neat series of interconnected fangames, too bad i don't know how to code video games, also, i would change the SCP foundation for another secret paranormal research foundation, more similar to the lalilulelo than the SCP.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 05:18:33 2023 No.43071919
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>>43071446
yeah they'd likely just quarantine the place where the physical boundary is generally weak after getting found out during initial forays into gensokyo and negotiating some kind of deal with the sages.
They'd be very very unlikely to try to neutralize the place unless you get into the nu-lore and shit. However, lets not get into all that weird shenanigans.
They'd probably let sleeping dogs lie as far as the above point in exchange for exploration rights by sending in dclass to explore the place before they get hunted down or just in exchange for teams to go in and examine willing youkai and gods. This wouldn't be the first time they encountered similar creatures after all so aside from cataloguing and having a small outpost for figuring out how their powers work there wouldn't be much involvement aside from maybe a containment team or two in case the worst happens.

Hell they were likely the ones that helped cover up the armstrong-lunarian conflict.
It'd even be within known SCP lore for them to have encouraged ZUN to make the touhou project as a cover

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 10:13:57 2023 No.43072816 File: 432 KB, 1400x880, 8226d778b36bb6fc86df8c1dc9256e97.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan finding out that a penis inflates with blood just for her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 11:10:35 2023 No.43073099 >>43071613 Sakuya would keep that secret, she would be well aware Remilia would start a fight over it

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 13:52:16 2023 No.43074219

>>43072816
All the more reason not to let her near it. She won't be able to resist the urge to bite into it and drain it of all the blood! She can promise all she wants, I know she won't be able to resist calling of all the blood concentrated in an aroused penis! Maybe a more disciplined vampire but certainly not her! Flan is just going to have to settle for pats on the head the willing donations of my blood using proper medical equipment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:52:37 2023 No.43075665 >>43073099 Sakuya telling Remilia that men are simply too intimidated by her majesty to even consider approaching her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:04:14 2023 No.43075770 File: 1.28 MB, 1438x1495, 25c3127bc2e55f9d7684ad1f7cdc3ef9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43074219 Oh come on, don't be like that! You would be fine!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:15:35 2023 No.43075856 >>43075770 I'll test her by "accidentally" cutting my hand a bit then wrapping a bandage around it before spending time with Flan. If she can resist the call of a relatively fresh wound then maybe she can handle it...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:21:50 2023 No.43075909 >>43075856 Flan does her best to try and convince you that vampire saliva has coagulants and antibiotics in it! But maybe she should try and contain herself a little better, you can see she's drooling at the sight of your cut...

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:32:06 2023 No.43076005

>>43075909
Trying to distract her with sweets but her vampiric instincts ultimately win out and she ignores them in favor of the wound! No longer asking, she just grabs the wrist, rips the bandage off, and starts sucking the blood directly out of the cut!

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:36:31 2023 No.43076028
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>>43075856
>>43075909
I mean If you cut your hand in front of Flan she's for sure going to get the idea you want her to do It.
>>43075909
>>43076005
Yeah, that's 98% what happens here

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:39:21 2023 No.43076041 >>43076028 Cut it before meeting up with her and say it was a cooking accident!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:41:43 2023 No.43076052 >>43076041 In that case she might not go for the wound

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:43:02 2023 No.43076061 >>43076052 Or if you really want to be bold, make that accident happen while she is in the room with you.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:46:09 2023 No.43076079
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Anons please, if you wanna feed Flan just tell her that you'd let her if she was hungry.
She only drinks a few sips and she's done, theres literally no danger and she'd 100% like you more plus you get to enjoy having a cute vampire hugging you while she drinks from you. Its super cute! no way to lose! you might even get addicted!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 17:58:23 2023 No.43076183 File: 518 KB, 2633x2596, 86ea65c0ffd2d9c9d0b02e9d0d4da8d8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43076079 Only a few sips, huh? Really? If that's really true sounds like it could be a nice experience

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:02:43 2023 No.43076219 >>43076079 I wonder how transmission of vampirism works here. Is getting bitten just once enough, do you have to drink the vampire's blood, or are they entirely made with magic?

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:09:27 2023 No.43076275

>>43076183
I'd think so, the fanging part might be a bit uncomfortable but i'd be willing to be a few bucks that them feeding on you is at worst painless. It'd be worth it being so intimate with Flan.
>>43076219
I've heard that they'd have to do something like drink a lot of your blood or something so thats why Remi can't make new vamps. However i'm not so certain on that since the usual methods revolve around sharing blood or some sort of ritual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:13:33 2023 No.43076308 >>43076005 it would be extremely painful

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:25:34 2023 No.43076404 >>43076275 You're not wrong, being intimate with Flan Is worth it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:26:31 2023 No.43076415 >>43076275 Letting my vampire daughter drink my blood for a snack!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:30:01 2023 No.43076449 this is the police, post more flan ass or you'll get arrested

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 18:35:47 2023 No.43076508 >>43072816 >>43074219 It's just going to be a special blowjob...that's all!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:52:53 2023 No.43077701 >>43076508 A dangerously toothy one no doubt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:54:38 2023 No.43077711 File: 508 KB, 374x280, spongebob-scrape.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43077701

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 21:57:02 2023 No.43077718 >>43076449 this is the real police, posting pictures of flan's buttocks or lewding flan is strictly prohibited

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:08:51 2023 No.43077779 >>43077718 Or what? Are you gonna pichuun me?

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:49:23 2023 No.43077998 [DELETED]

>>43070830
>flan getting increasingly irate as you take more sweets
>your better judgment telling you to stop but your insatiable sweet tooth urging you to continue on. she said she'd share it so you make sure to split it 50/50
>that's too greedy for being a guest!
>flan-chan splitting YOU 50/50!
>flan tearing your stomach open and eating her rightful sweets out of it!

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:51:05 2023 No.43078009

>>43070830
flan getting increasingly irate as you take more sweets
your better judgment telling you to stop but your insatiable sweet tooth urging you to continue on. she said she'd share it so you make sure to split it 50/50
that's too greedy for being a guest!
flan-chan splitting YOU 50/50!
flan tearing your stomach open and eating her rightful sweets out of it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:56:37 2023 No.43078042 File: 8 KB, 135x180, flanny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43063262 The sweetest thing in that box is Flan's hand! Can I have that? If yes, I will eat it before she can stop me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 22:58:04 2023 No.43078049 File: 545 KB, 768x1024, flanny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43078042 I fucked up. I still want to love her though.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:17:27 2023 No.43078217
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>>43077701
>>43077711
At some point she will bite it but it's not like she would bite hard, at worst It would just be a light puncture considering how vampire bites work. Everything would be fine most likely...It would just be an odd feeling!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:18:53 2023 No.43078230 >>43078217 I'd like to argue otherwise but I don't know enough about boner wounds to do so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:20:27 2023 No.43078242 >>43078230 >>43078217 I'm pretty sure if you manage to cut your dick it's life threatening from the sheer amount of blood in there at a high pressure.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 23:29:23 2023 No.43078304
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>>43078230
Same, however vampires go for the neck usually because of the jugular, right? And yet the person doesn't bleed out after the bite like it's already sealed
>>43078242
Right, that's normally true but what blood exactly after the moment she starts? It 100% wouldn't be erect any more for you to bleed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:00:57 2023 No.43078509 >>43078304 flan spit calms her victim so they dont run away while being feasted on

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:06:03 2023 No.43078532

>>43078304
>And yet the person doesn't bleed out after the bite like it's already sealed

Looking up the lore of various vampires, it sounds like there is a coagulant at play in some of them. Possibly the case for Touhou vampires too. That being said, I don't think getting your boner punctured is a good time regardless of how quickly the wound heals.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:17:39 2023 No.43078605
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>>43078304
I did however read that there is a rush of euphoria involved in a bite. I would much rather have her just bite my neck so I can hug her at the same time and experience a moment of unparalleled joy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:51:30 2023 No.43078765 >>43078509 Yes! >>43078532 >>43078605 You know, you're right feeling like that from a bite to the neck is completely worth it. I can't even imagine how nice that feels.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 00:54:33 2023 No.43078782 File: 1.21 MB, 842x1155, 1666471030099395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43078765 becoming flan's prey

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:07:45 2023 No.43078863 >>43078782 Ha ha...well as long as it's not the kind of prey where I die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:43:30 2023 No.43079082 >>43078782 There will come a hard day when she has to choose between making you a vampire so you can continue to stick around and losing her favorite snack or letting you wither away so she can keep enjoying your blood...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 06:50:49 2023 No.43080449 >>43078009 Damn she ain't playing when it comes to her sweets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:33:57 2023 No.43083705 >>43078782 Consenting to be Flan's long-term prey with a contract!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:15:02 2023 No.43086666 File: 999 KB, 2500x2800, 1657695275296121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43083705 cant breathe

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:21:36 2023 No.43086714 >>43083705 Is Flan the type to respect written contracts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:28:13 2023 No.43086757 File: 174 KB, 700x1050, naughtyflan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43086714 Nope!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 20:55:02 2023 No.43086967 >>43086757 Flan knows that a contract is only as binding as your ability to have it enforced, which in this case is not at all!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:52:58 2023 No.43087745 >>43086666 Pls bully my poor peasant lungs more with your feety fragrances Mistress Flandre.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:39:48 2023 No.43088066 >>43087745 worse than breathing poison

Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:07:06 2023 No.43089557
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Imagine cuddling with flan during a rainy night, hearing her soft breathing, then running your fingers through her smooth fluffy blonde hair, watching her pointy ears twitch a bit when you scatch her behind her ears, feeling her grip you a bit tighter and burying her face in your chest followed by the sound of her muffled voice saying "I love you".

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:43:45 2023 No.43090312 >>43089557 Reality is a disappointing place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:13:41 2023 No.43091135 >>43086714 >>43086757 Having a powerful magic user create a contract for me so Flan can't refuse to agree with It!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 09:15:08 2023 No.43091138 >>43089557 Please stop driving anons to suicide. Please and thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 10:16:06 2023 No.43091394 flan ass NOW!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 17:56:54 2023 No.43095577 >>43091394 No...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 02:57:49 2023 No.43099167 >>43089557 I wish!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 03:10:09 2023 No.43099212 File: 241 KB, 778x751, 338003183_1851955835175027_1205319240159374031_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42903803

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:21:02 2023 No.43099645 >>43099212 How much blood do you supposed has to be baked into the pastry for it to have nutritional value to a vampire?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:25:32 2023 No.43100281 File: 1.39 MB, 2000x1333, 1680239610752784.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43099645 A good question, I imagine It took Sakuya a lot of testing but then again, Remilia very likely could have measured the perfect amount.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:36:28 2023 No.43100349 >>43100281 Why is Flan doing this...

Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:49:48 2023 No.43100406
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>>43100349
Likely In an attempt to make Yuuma stronger so she can have an even better fight with her. I really like that Flan was the only character in 17.5 that can advance to Yuuma's final stage because she's the only one that can win against the power of being able to absorb anything

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 06:51:41 2023 No.43100414 >>42903803 I’m Japanese And her favorite part is she is pure white

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 07:00:15 2023 No.43100447 File: 607 KB, 1262x1000, c9064b83451f5c5ebe58980e043d7d85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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Anonymous Sun Apr 2 22:07:13 2023 No.43107497

>>43100281
>>43100406
>>43100447
>>43100451
>>43100795
>>43105327
17.5 was a blessing for not only Flan fans but her as well! Now she can have hope of learning to control her destructive impulses with someone who was literally built to be able to take It!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 22:21:22 2023 No.43107586 I don't like Flan-chan hanging out with the ugly goat :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 03:59:01 2023 No.43109656 File: 252 KB, 1200x1600, f32e4878c82994d78d58efe280ba4f45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43107586 Rude! She's not ugly! She's just not as cute as Flan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 04:01:38 2023 No.43109672 >>43109656 Prove it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 04:12:18 2023 No.43109750 >>43107586 Fuck the goat Kill the goat Use the goat as Flan's stress ball I bet the goat smells bad. Burn the goat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 05:09:15 2023 No.43110162 File: 312 KB, 1200x1600, 20230402_215539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone please translate? Why flan looks so sad!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 05:18:59 2023 No.43110217 >>43110162 Huh? Huh? Why? You said that you liked me before (April first) right? You said you liked me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 05:40:18 2023 No.43110318 >>43110217 Also seems unwise to play with Flan like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 06:12:03 2023 No.43110443 >>43109750 >I bet the goat smells bad. I second this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 07:43:45 2023 No.43110770 File: 819 KB, 1440x1080, 082417f41b6dfc4347c4179b8abcd4cb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43109672 >>43109750 Flan tries to destroy the goat but she just won't die. I'm sorry! At least she can help her be a clean pet!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 07:52:53 2023 No.43110797 File: 1.07 MB, 1000x1400, 76d99eef46a1a0b7cde546bdcf045e82.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What If Flan was the goat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 16:07:53 2023 No.43114555 File: 745 KB, 2896x4096, 20230401_082626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan is so lovely she deserves all the hugs, kisses headpats, cuddles, and more!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 16:24:57 2023 No.43114653 >>43110797 Flan is the G.O.A.T., not the goat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 21:15:51 2023 No.43116564 File: 291 KB, 1600x1700, 168319982_4044606122264606_4862949187785399447_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42903803

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:32:50 2023 No.43118762 File: 1016 KB, 1176x1669, 1658820297748202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan has to help Sakuya as a maid as punishment for breaking too many things and for stealing Remilia's pudding (she doesn't know Sakuya works 48 hours a day)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 14:53:26 2023 No.43122698 File: 218 KB, 1350x1033, 663f5f40ffffe5a0560758202aa870bd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43118762 This reminds me of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:35:12 2023 No.43125785 >>42903803 Her purity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:19:46 2023 No.43127638 File: 264 KB, 1176x1669, 20230404_074852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan is a really good cosplaying yuyuko

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:52:39 2023 No.43133698 File: 107 KB, 600x883, 20230405_082154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine being flan's teddy bear

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:49:25 2023 No.43136677 >>43133698 imagine being her pantsu!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:52:20 2023 No.43136697 >>43133698 I am not small enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:56:06 2023 No.43136726 File: 184 KB, 850x1202, flanheart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43136697 Flan's heart is pretty big!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:21:44 2023 No.43136859 >>43136726 I suppose it's the thought that counts! Hopefully she doesn't squeeze so hard that I break in half.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:10:21 2023 No.43137126 I love you Flan-chan, I love you Flan-chan, I love you Flan-chan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:22:26 2023 No.43143390 >>43137126 Let's all love Flan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:43:58 2023 No.43144699 >>43143390 Love Flan by creating a new thread!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:45:01 2023 No.43145069 >>43144699 A new thread without lewds of Flan!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 00:06:55 2023 No.43145177 new Furandoll thread with even more lewds!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:02:14 2023 No.43146127 my lungs

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:15:26 2023 No.43146197 ...are fine

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