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What's your favorite part of Flan?

>> No.42903900
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>What's your favorite part of Flan?
her cute budding breasts

>> No.42903921
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Her ass

>> No.42904462
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food preference

>> No.42905062
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The wings

>> No.42905089
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Her cute eyes and face!

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>> No.42905295

I can imagine Flandre would have an overpowering smell of raw liver.
Don't ask me why, but that's probably the closest thing i can think of to stale blood and sweat

>> No.42906590

Despite the unflattering descriptions regarding her scent, she looks very huggable in that art.

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>> No.42907648

Her personality.

>> No.42907664
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Nice taste

>> No.42907666

I'd still smash, i'm not picky.

>> No.42908831

Her butthole...

>> No.42908857

I want her to suck on me with that cute mouth of hers until I'm a husk.

>> No.42908874

No lewd Flan thread! You can do it!

>> No.42909043

It's too late bro...

>> No.42909060
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>> No.42909127
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Her ferocious feety fumes

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>> No.42910589

her tummy

>> No.42910617

I'd rather a pure Flan thread but it is what it is

>> No.42910635

Be the change you wish to see in the world. Give us a pure topic to discuss.

>> No.42910654
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Its a futile effort as lewdposters will lewdpost but sure

(you) have been invited to play with Flan at the SDM and Meiling is assigned to escort you!(you have no right to refuse)
What toys, games, or media do you bring to her basement?

>> No.42910702
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I bring a se-... no... I can do this! I bring a set of cards and we play str- no, I won't! I WILL BRING A PEN AND PAPER AND WE WILL WRITE CUTE, FUNNY, BUT PRIMARILY WHOLESOME STORIES TOGETHER!

>> No.42910792

Watch hit vampire film Underworld so she can see how humans outside portrayed vampires in the 2000's!

>> No.42911066

Well it's baseball season so i guess we could play it together. Flacn can be the pitcher and China can be the catcher.

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>What toys, games, or media

Decks of playing cards, super Nintendo/ sega genesis mini, some older anime, something to play music on.

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This is nut. Flan has split herself into infinity.

>> No.42914331

Does an M82 count as a toy?

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>> No.42915153

Condoms and a porno magazine. Also some sleeping pills

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>> No.42918825

A chess board I think it'd be fun

>> No.42920824
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I would bring the original Xbox with halo ce so we can play the entire campaign coop on legendary also a few fighting and racing games to spice things up

>> No.42924295

Playing the Legacy of Kain games with Flan!

>> No.42925144
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flan boobie

also a good choice

>> No.42926705

little vampires grow so fast nowadays.

>> No.42926747
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Her smile.

>> No.42928731
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Cuddling and playing with Flan-chan every night sounds like a nice life I wouldn't mind if she broke a few of my bones accidentally from time to time

>> No.42928759

You sure? Broken bones hurt like a bitch and take a long time to heal.

>> No.42933833
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Im pretty sure patchy knows a few healing spells

>> No.42933959

Getting healed by Patchy! She asks why I subject myself to this! I tell her I always wanted to be an uncle! She doesn't understand!

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As a dog is a dog
As a cat is a cat
In body, and spirit
I wish to be myself

>> No.42935814
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Most pattable 2hu.

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full res because everyone deserves to enjoy her smile

>> No.42939174
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I want to touch Flan-chan fluffy hair

>> No.42939651
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I want to pat Flan on the head and tell her that she has been good even if it's not true!

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>> No.42950245

Crush my balls, Flan!

>> No.42950317

What if she eats your balls instead?

>> No.42950361


>> No.42950378
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That's Rumia, not Flan

>> No.42950820

They have a lot of similarities and a desire to eat balls is probably one of them.

>> No.42950826

Flan is a good girl and has no such weird interests...

>> No.42951067

As good of a girl as she may be, she is still a vampire. She may not want to actively eat balls like Rumia but she may not turn down the offer if it is made. There's probably plenty of blood to be had there.

>> No.42956838
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Flan is a really really good girl she and loves to cuddle!

>> No.42957854
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Flan nerd

>> No.42957882

Anon Flan doesn't even like eating human flesh. She only drinks blood out of necessity and hates harming others.
Remi might have such interests as cruel as she is but Flan is a good girl!

>> No.42958625

Flan getting tempted by the sound of your heart pumping blood through your body and finding herself unable to resist the urge to bite you and drink your blood!

>> No.42962635

Flan getting an education!

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>> No.42969329

She has a tongue piercing, she ain't learning anything except what dick feels like.

>> No.42973616

I can teach her.

>> No.42973643

How did she grow up to be such a delinquent...

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I want to ruffle flan's hair

>> No.42975898

Careful not to catch her unaware with it or she might reflexively lash out!

>> No.42977737

Flan would get real embarrassed when you try taking off her hat!

>> No.42980614

Flan's fluffy hair!

>> No.42980685
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Flan's tummy

>> No.42980695

I want to lick it.
Not even sexually, it just looks soft and tasty.

>> No.42980705
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Who let Rumia on the computer?

>> No.42980734
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N-no one, w-why would you say t-that?
Please don't send the miko, i've been a good girl i just can't control myself the urge to eat is too good please

>> No.42981330

You can only pick one daughterhu, which do you pick between Rumia and Flan?

>> No.42981338

Unironically Flan is like to eat you

>> No.42981369

I'd do whatever it takes to make sure that violent blonde youkai with a red ribbon on their head can feel loved and safe.

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>> No.42981412

You make a good point. Rumia probably won't eat you if you can feed her other kinds of meat consistently but Flan has an innate desire for human blood. If you can't find her that blood then she will have no choice but to take it from you.

>> No.42981419

Rumia as daughter. Flan as daughterwife.

>> No.42982438

you people dont deserve an internet connection

>> No.42983922

Why does Flan look upset with Rumia?

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because rumia also wears a red ribbon in her hair, copying flan-chan's look. it doesn't really matter much, but flan-chan thinks it's because rumia wants to steal her onii-chan.

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Flan is more charming and looks as if she's going to win the oniichanbowl when suddenly Rumia takes her ribbon off and evolves! Oniichan is smitten! Oh no!

>> No.42984238

Anon took both as daughters and now they have to compete for their surrogate father's affections

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>> No.42985596

Where is she going?

>> No.42988856
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Flan is a bad girl!

>> No.42989559

What did she DO?!

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>> No.42993950

If you picked off one of the jewels on Flan's wings, will it grow back?

>> No.42994329

She stole Ojou-sama's pudding, that's another 50 years in the basement for her

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She got away with it for too long...

>> No.42995374
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holding flan's hand and never letting you go!

>> No.42995448

What if I need that hand for something?

>> No.42995618

Flan will do it for you, she's a very helpful girl!

>> No.42995619

What if SHE needs that hand for something?

>> No.42995653

She will get you to do it for her, she's a very persuasive girl!
Besides, she'll only be needing the one hand from now on

>> No.42995672

What an inefficient way to go through life!

>> No.43000951
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Good morning, Flan!

>> No.43003892

I told you Flandre, i'm not getting in the coffin with you, i'll suffocate and there isn't enough room!

>> No.43004010
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Flan having a larger coffin made to accommodate a second person!

>> No.43006091

Man, she's loving that cake.

>> No.43006109

Spanking Flandre's bubbly butt when she gets naughty but you notice you've been doing it often! Almost like she keeps getting herself into trouble intentionally just so you'll punish her... you're starting to think she likes it actually! Meaning you'll have to come up with a new way to punish her! But how....?

>> No.43006135

I think I'd prefer the cramped coffin in >>43000951

>> No.43006144

Spritz her with holy water.

>> No.43006228
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4channel posting Flandre.
Does anyone have that other image where other characters teach her how to respond the general way?

>> No.43006318

It's all fun and games until you feel the need to adjust your positioning or roll over.

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Pajama party with Flan

>> No.43007031
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With Flan-chan so close to you, your heartbeat will slow down and you'll need less oxygen, she'll not even mind and you'll have a soft warm natural pillow, then you'll not have to worry about having less breathable air and you'll wake up just fine

>> No.43007611

I'm sure if you explained it to her she'd let you drill some holes in the side for ventilation

>> No.43008561

>Flandre, I want to drill a hole in your bed
This can only lead to something amazing.

>> No.43011218

Will she let me out if I can't sleep?

>> No.43011256

You could leave a screwdriver wedged under the coffin lid to let just a trickle of air in. There's no way anything would go wrong like this.

>> No.43011412

Demon coffin incident
Casualties: 38
Deaths: 1

An anon climbed into bed with Flan upon her insistence, using a screwdriver to keep the lid open and let air in.
While "experimenting" the screwdriver came loose and the lid slammed shut, for a total of eight seconds before it was opened again.
In that time, Anon had a lethal dose of Flan, with several Fairy maids in nearby rooms being hit with several times the lifetime limits.
Patchouli Knowledge in the Library below heard the noise, and died of a stroke unrelated to the Flan emitted

>> No.43011430

What does a lethal dose entail?

>> No.43011469

Death from massive hyperglycemia
And 90% bloodloss, but at least that goes to a good cause.

>> No.43011613

I don't imagine it's a smart idea to enclose yourself in such a small space with someone who you are ultimately food to.

>> No.43011658
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Are you saying that you *wouldn't* let her give you the final suck?

>> No.43011673

Only if it will turn me into a vampire too. Otherwise I am using my blood to live!

>> No.43015015
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flan most likely has a light appetite just like remilia due to her similar size

>> No.43015044

Makes me wonder how vampirism works in the Touhou setting. Is it enough that they bite you for it to happen? Do they have to drain you to within an inch of your life for it to take effect? Is it like some other settings where you have to drink the vampire's blood for it to happen?

>> No.43015046

You will never be a vampire.

>> No.43015054

Let me dream of eternal life...

>> No.43015079

"It never fails to make Sakuya-san retch when she opens up the lid to wake her up"
Of all people, Sakuya should be one of the most capable of handling this. A bucket of water placed in stopped time ready to splash her when time resumes would do double duty on cleaning and waking.

>> No.43015086

Splashing her with cold water like that would just make her angry!

>> No.43016559

Anon...why do you think Remi doesn't trust Flan to go out? She's clearly a big eater

>> No.43016621

She can't even attempt to feed on anyone without destroying them, she is the embodiment of suffering from success devil.
All her food contains the blood she needs so, if she asks you to eat with her, try to decline as gently as you can. If she insists, just try really hard not to think about it.

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I would take a bite or two of whatever she's eating so doesn't feel rejected or just tell Sakuya to make some normal food for me

>> No.43019727

Plenty of people eat food with blood as a major ingredient anon!
Black pudding is a standard kind of breakfast sausage, you can share that and make sure Flan feels loved and accepted!

>> No.43019856

I eat people all the time so its okay.
You ever eat processed meats? you know chicken patties, nuggets all those kinds of frozen meats in general?
All of that contains about 1% human flesh in major brands like Tyson.
You already eat people

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>> No.43020680

I regained my hope in humanity when I realised that this thread isn't filled with cunny jokes

>> No.43020692

We already made them all.
They were pretty fcunny.

>> No.43020814

If that's the case I'd be even more inclined to have some. I love a good novelty.

>> No.43023013

Flan trying to prank you by making you eat food made of people but feeling a little put off after you reveal your knowledge of the fact and eating it eagerly anyways, all while maintaining eye contact!

>> No.43023036

Take a bite out of one of the basement-humans raw to assert dominance.
By intimidating the Flan, you earn her respect.
Respect turns into love quickly in these situations.

>> No.43023055

Doesn't consuming human blood extend your lifespan or something? I thought that's what rich people do to extend their lives. If Flan is willing to give me a free life extension by sharing her food, I'll take it.

>> No.43023065

Nah, that's only if you are already a vampire or some other supernatural entity that feeds on blood. If that's all it took then the elites wouldn't be the only ones able to do it. They have other dastardly rituals to perform to extend their lives and even that is done imperfectly seeing as they still age and eventually die.

>> No.43023103

Yes it does
You are right, but also wrong. There are startups that buy blood from young and healthy people to sell to the non-elite rich as well lab tests show that blood transfusion work in restoring the body, retard.

>> No.43023119

Restoring, but by how much?

>> No.43023148

Kinda hard to quantify these sorts of things but from what I read constant infusions did restore vigor and start reverse the aging process over time.
Probably won't keep you alive forever obviously but still

>> No.43024149

Flan eats like a big girl! Flan strong!

>> No.43027062

Too strong!

>> No.43029342

Flan can chug a gallon of blood!

>> No.43030223
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Chug chug chug!

>> No.43030237
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Her asshole always stays tight.

>> No.43030785

Would she even need a butthole? I thought youkai don't poop.

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>> No.43031602

Why is Flan looking at us so worried?
is she about to crush our nutsack?

>> No.43031649

She lost her shoes outside but doesn't want to go look for them in case she accidentally steps on a sharp rock.

>> No.43031921

Please don't talk about Flan-chan's anus like that.

>> No.43032150
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This one?

>> No.43032202

oh yeah? what if she was accidentally to step on a sharp cock?

>> No.43032225

Painful for everyone involved!

>> No.43032284

who's this person that waits with their dick out for flan to come step on it

>> No.43033572
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Flan-chan is so beautiful and gorgeous I want to cuddle with her all night long!

>> No.43033863

I want to pat Flan on the head at least three times a day!

>> No.43034756

I want to cum in Flan's butt at least three times a day!

>> No.43034795

I want to cuddle Flan 3 days for a time!

>> No.43034881

I want to do all these things to Flan three times a day!

>> No.43034909
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I want to headpat Flan at least four times a day!
I want to cuddle Flan at least four times a day!
I want to kiss Flan at least four times a day, ideally more!
I want to cum inside of Flan's pussy four times a day!

>> No.43034958

Can we share? I'll do what I want three times a day and you can do yours four times a day.

>> No.43034996
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Nope, sorry. Flandre is mine, and that means all four Flans are mine!

>> No.43035579

Only on her cheeks or forehead.

>> No.43035595
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What if she initiates it?
Am I supposed to try and stop her?

>> No.43035614

i refuse to not cum in flan.

>> No.43035616

Why does Flan own a swimsuit? She can't go to the beach

>> No.43037588

You must explain to her why it is inappropriate and hope she doesn't counter with knowledge of her own age.

>> No.43039022

I'm pretty sure Flan would counter with how old she was...

>> No.43040071

Even if she didn't counter it with her age she'd probably force things along anyways.

>> No.43040177

nothing cause shes going to break stuff
then break the anon

>> No.43040221

She's sure to break you if you don't even try to entertain her.
Once she suggests playing tag its over for you

>> No.43040267

Seems like more of a Remilia argument anyways. Flan would just counter with how she doesn't care if it's appropriate or not.and do what she wants.

>> No.43040464
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I can hear Flan say something like
>Its okay because I like you and it feels good!
She'd then probably force herself on you ignoring your objections like a willful child who has been spoiled, not out of malice or anything.
At that point denying would be risking too much since you'd likely get her angry.

>> No.43040953

Just another way for her to show affection towards her favorite person! She will be both hurt and insulted if you keep insisting that she stop!

>> No.43042019
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Flan loves burgers!!

>> No.43042050

That's one tiny burger!

>> No.43042076

that's a tiny burger

>> No.43042168

A tiny burger or a big flan?????

>> No.43043185
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Complaining about tiny burger? Here's a full meal

>> No.43044323
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>> No.43044331

I see, of course there's a McDonald's in Gensokyo. Why wouldn't there be?

>> No.43046549

You got it all wrong, Flan-chan!

>> No.43046585

You know what, I tell her she's the weirdo for being into geezers like me.

>> No.43047853
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Flan's a magical girl

>> No.43048275
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Flan's magical pantsu

>> No.43048454

Don't cum inside Flan, her belly will get bigger and her breasts will too and you'll have a bigger Flan to deal with and Flan doesn't need to get any bigger than she already is, and on top of that another Flan will appear eventually from the original Flan and the world can't handle having more Flans.

>> No.43048499

Okay, I won't. Thank you for the concern.

>> No.43049175

It's okay, that Flan would only be a dhampir! Surely a half human Flan would be fine...

>> No.43049884

Wait a minute... so all I have to do to get MORE Flan is to cum inside Flan?
Sounds like a good deal!
I want more Flan!
And I want it now!

>> No.43051156

More Flan Is always a good thing

>> No.43053505

If they are magical they must be removed...

>> No.43058194
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I like the whole idea of flan being attached to you because of your body warm

>> No.43058211

Flan becoming addicted to your warmth! She won't let you go! Snugging you tighter and tighter!

>> No.43058297

Me standing guard outside Flan's door with a shotgun in order to ensure nobody tries to cum inside Flan and make more Flans which will cause a ZK-class End-of-Reality scenario.

>> No.43058377

I love Flan's cute little butt!

>> No.43058522

The down side there would be that you will never get to become a vampire yourself because then you would lose your warmth and she knows that.

>> No.43058651

I will make a hole in the ceiling right above Flan's bed! You cannot stop me from performing Flanpregnation!

>> No.43059405

Raiding the SDM and specifically Flan's basement to cause ZK class event!

>> No.43062198

I love you Flan-chan! *hugs Flan-chan*

>> No.43062215

aah I want to waste my seed inside Flan-chan's rectum over and over and over

>> No.43063262
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Flan-chan bring a bento box she wants to share it with you, will you accept her offer?

>> No.43063361

Cookies for lunch, huh? More of a potato chip guy myself but I'm not gonna tell her no and have some.

>> No.43063665

I don't have much of a sweet tooth but I'll nibble on some cookies to make her happy
Next time I'll pack the bento so she has a healthier lunch than just sweets!

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That...honestly depends do these sweets have human blood in them? If they don't, sure!

>> No.43064148

You know what, I accept on the condition that they do have blood in them.

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>> No.43067365

Flan-chan is a lewd girl!

>> No.43068019
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I love flanny

>> No.43068392

I refer to:

>> No.43070830

I arguably have as big a sweet tooth as her, this box might end up being split 50/50

>> No.43070934

Telling Flan her costume is cute and giving her a pat on the head!

>> No.43070959

Flan isn't like that she'd never go after a shota!

>> No.43071446

>ZK-class End-of-Reality scenario
How would the SCP foundation fare against the entirety of Gensokyo? I know the most obvious answer is classifying it as a Thaumiel class anomaly and leave it alone, but in the case they start considering Gensokyo and its inhabitants as dangerous entities, would they be able to secure, contain or if the worse comes, neutralize the "anomalous" entities in Gensokyo? What class type would they have?
Flan is of course a Keter because her power makes her impossible to contain, but give her a laptop, internet access and a daily suply of desserts and she might comply, if not, then they must need a thaumiel to contain her.

>> No.43071496

They would probably settle for cutting some kind of deal with Yukari to keep people from wandering in while funneling in specially chosen sacrifices to feed the populace.

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she likes big men this is her telling sakuya about her onii-chan

>> No.43071613

Would Sakuya keep that secret or tell Remilia?

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she would handle it herself. remi has nothing to do with this and she knows remi will get jealous and complicate things. she isn't obliged to tell remi everything, but if she does and gets a shit order to sabotage or something she will have to follow it. you tell me what the smarter choice would be.

>> No.43071681

The things that truly loyal servants do in the dark on behalf of their masters...

>> No.43071781

How will she deal with Flan if she finds out she killed or at least tried to kill her special friend?

>> No.43071827
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she would train flan not to do so before it has any chance of happening. if flan does try to do so though, sakuya would put an electric collar on flan-chan to further help her control herself.

>> No.43071856

Sakuya has the Flan whistle that she can blow to make her stop doing whatever it is that she is doing.

>> No.43071912

Yeah, that's the same as "classify it as a Thaumiel and leave it alone", and honestly, the most boring option.
I would like to think that even if the foundation made a deal with Yukari, they would still try to find a way to get the upper hand against her, not directly confronting her or any other youkai, but instead by getting information about weaknesses or counter-plays, manipulating information and infiltrating the numerous factions of Gensokyo with their own artificial youkais (The foundation isn't unknown to create their own anomalies, and they aren't above human experimentation) as sleeper agents or spies. The fun part would be that Yukari knows this, but she won't confront them directly either, she would instead play that 4D chess match with them in a sort of cold war between both factions, each trying to manipulate the balance on their favor until the day of their inevitable confrontation...
You know, i just got an idea for a neat series of interconnected fangames, too bad i don't know how to code video games, also, i would change the SCP foundation for another secret paranormal research foundation, more similar to the lalilulelo than the SCP.

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yeah they'd likely just quarantine the place where the physical boundary is generally weak after getting found out during initial forays into gensokyo and negotiating some kind of deal with the sages.
They'd be very very unlikely to try to neutralize the place unless you get into the nu-lore and shit. However, lets not get into all that weird shenanigans.
They'd probably let sleeping dogs lie as far as the above point in exchange for exploration rights by sending in dclass to explore the place before they get hunted down or just in exchange for teams to go in and examine willing youkai and gods. This wouldn't be the first time they encountered similar creatures after all so aside from cataloguing and having a small outpost for figuring out how their powers work there wouldn't be much involvement aside from maybe a containment team or two in case the worst happens.

Hell they were likely the ones that helped cover up the armstrong-lunarian conflict.
It'd even be within known SCP lore for them to have encouraged ZUN to make the touhou project as a cover

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Flan finding out that a penis inflates with blood just for her!

>> No.43073099

Sakuya would keep that secret, she would be well aware Remilia would start a fight over it

>> No.43074219

All the more reason not to let her near it. She won't be able to resist the urge to bite into it and drain it of all the blood! She can promise all she wants, I know she won't be able to resist calling of all the blood concentrated in an aroused penis! Maybe a more disciplined vampire but certainly not her! Flan is just going to have to settle for pats on the head the willing donations of my blood using proper medical equipment.

>> No.43075665

Sakuya telling Remilia that men are simply too intimidated by her majesty to even consider approaching her!

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Oh come on, don't be like that! You would be fine!

>> No.43075856

I'll test her by "accidentally" cutting my hand a bit then wrapping a bandage around it before spending time with Flan. If she can resist the call of a relatively fresh wound then maybe she can handle it...

>> No.43075909

Flan does her best to try and convince you that vampire saliva has coagulants and antibiotics in it!
But maybe she should try and contain herself a little better, you can see she's drooling at the sight of your cut...

>> No.43076005

Trying to distract her with sweets but her vampiric instincts ultimately win out and she ignores them in favor of the wound! No longer asking, she just grabs the wrist, rips the bandage off, and starts sucking the blood directly out of the cut!

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I mean If you cut your hand in front of Flan she's for sure going to get the idea you want her to do It.
Yeah, that's 98% what happens here

>> No.43076041

Cut it before meeting up with her and say it was a cooking accident!

>> No.43076052

In that case she might not go for the wound

>> No.43076061

Or if you really want to be bold, make that accident happen while she is in the room with you.

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Anons please, if you wanna feed Flan just tell her that you'd let her if she was hungry.
She only drinks a few sips and she's done, theres literally no danger and she'd 100% like you more plus you get to enjoy having a cute vampire hugging you while she drinks from you. Its super cute! no way to lose! you might even get addicted!

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Only a few sips, huh? Really? If that's really true sounds like it could be a nice experience

>> No.43076219

I wonder how transmission of vampirism works here. Is getting bitten just once enough, do you have to drink the vampire's blood, or are they entirely made with magic?

>> No.43076275

I'd think so, the fanging part might be a bit uncomfortable but i'd be willing to be a few bucks that them feeding on you is at worst painless. It'd be worth it being so intimate with Flan.
I've heard that they'd have to do something like drink a lot of your blood or something so thats why Remi can't make new vamps. However i'm not so certain on that since the usual methods revolve around sharing blood or some sort of ritual.

>> No.43076308

it would be extremely painful

>> No.43076404

You're not wrong, being intimate with Flan Is worth it!

>> No.43076415

Letting my vampire daughter drink my blood for a snack!

>> No.43076449

this is the police, post more flan ass or you'll get arrested

>> No.43076508

It's just going to be a special blowjob...that's all!

>> No.43077701

A dangerously toothy one no doubt.

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>> No.43077718

this is the real police, posting pictures of flan's buttocks or lewding flan is strictly prohibited

>> No.43077779

Or what? Are you gonna pichuun me?

>> No.43077998 [DELETED] 

>flan getting increasingly irate as you take more sweets
>your better judgment telling you to stop but your insatiable sweet tooth urging you to continue on. she said she'd share it so you make sure to split it 50/50
>that's too greedy for being a guest!
>flan-chan splitting YOU 50/50!
>flan tearing your stomach open and eating her rightful sweets out of it!

>> No.43078009

flan getting increasingly irate as you take more sweets
your better judgment telling you to stop but your insatiable sweet tooth urging you to continue on. she said she'd share it so you make sure to split it 50/50
that's too greedy for being a guest!
flan-chan splitting YOU 50/50!
flan tearing your stomach open and eating her rightful sweets out of it!

>> No.43078042
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The sweetest thing in that box is Flan's hand!
Can I have that?
If yes, I will eat it before she can stop me

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I fucked up.
I still want to love her though.

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At some point she will bite it but it's not like she would bite hard, at worst It would just be a light puncture considering how vampire bites work. Everything would be fine most likely...It would just be an odd feeling!

>> No.43078230

I'd like to argue otherwise but I don't know enough about boner wounds to do so.

>> No.43078242

I'm pretty sure if you manage to cut your dick it's life threatening from the sheer amount of blood in there at a high pressure.

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Same, however vampires go for the neck usually because of the jugular, right? And yet the person doesn't bleed out after the bite like it's already sealed
Right, that's normally true but what blood exactly after the moment she starts? It 100% wouldn't be erect any more for you to bleed.

>> No.43078509

flan spit calms her victim so they dont run away while being feasted on

>> No.43078532

>And yet the person doesn't bleed out after the bite like it's already sealed

Looking up the lore of various vampires, it sounds like there is a coagulant at play in some of them. Possibly the case for Touhou vampires too. That being said, I don't think getting your boner punctured is a good time regardless of how quickly the wound heals.

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I did however read that there is a rush of euphoria involved in a bite. I would much rather have her just bite my neck so I can hug her at the same time and experience a moment of unparalleled joy.

>> No.43078765

You know, you're right feeling like that from a bite to the neck is completely worth it. I can't even imagine how nice that feels.

>> No.43078782
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becoming flan's prey

>> No.43078863

Ha ha...well as long as it's not the kind of prey where I die.

>> No.43079082

There will come a hard day when she has to choose between making you a vampire so you can continue to stick around and losing her favorite snack or letting you wither away so she can keep enjoying your blood...

>> No.43080449

Damn she ain't playing when it comes to her sweets.

>> No.43083705

Consenting to be Flan's long-term prey with a contract!

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cant breathe

>> No.43086714

Is Flan the type to respect written contracts?

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>> No.43086967

Flan knows that a contract is only as binding as your ability to have it enforced, which in this case is not at all!

>> No.43087745

Pls bully my poor peasant lungs more with your feety fragrances Mistress Flandre.

>> No.43088066

worse than breathing poison

>> No.43089557
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Imagine cuddling with flan during a rainy night, hearing her soft breathing, then running your fingers through her smooth fluffy blonde hair, watching her pointy ears twitch a bit when you scatch her behind her ears, feeling her grip you a bit tighter and burying her face in your chest followed by the sound of her muffled voice saying "I love you".

>> No.43090312

Reality is a disappointing place.

>> No.43091135

Having a powerful magic user create a contract for me so Flan can't refuse to agree with It!

>> No.43091138

Please stop driving anons to suicide. Please and thanks

>> No.43091394

flan ass NOW!!

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>> No.43099167

I wish!

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>> No.43099645

How much blood do you supposed has to be baked into the pastry for it to have nutritional value to a vampire?

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A good question, I imagine It took Sakuya a lot of testing but then again, Remilia very likely could have measured the perfect amount.

>> No.43100349

Why is Flan doing this...

>> No.43100406
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Likely In an attempt to make Yuuma stronger so she can have an even better fight with her. I really like that Flan was the only character in 17.5 that can advance to Yuuma's final stage because she's the only one that can win against the power of being able to absorb anything

>> No.43100414

I’m Japanese
And her favorite part is she is pure white

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>> No.43107497

17.5 was a blessing for not only Flan fans but her as well! Now she can have hope of learning to control her destructive impulses with someone who was literally built to be able to take It!

>> No.43107586

I don't like Flan-chan hanging out with the ugly goat :(

>> No.43109656
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Rude! She's not ugly! She's just not as cute as Flan!

>> No.43109672

Prove it!

>> No.43109750

Fuck the goat
Kill the goat
Use the goat as Flan's stress ball
I bet the goat smells bad.
Burn the goat.

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Can someone please translate? Why flan looks so sad!!!

>> No.43110217

Huh? Huh? Why? You said that you liked me before (April first) right? You said you liked me!

>> No.43110318

Also seems unwise to play with Flan like that.

>> No.43110443

>I bet the goat smells bad.
I second this.

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Flan tries to destroy the goat but she just won't die. I'm sorry! At least she can help her be a clean pet!

>> No.43110797
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What If Flan was the goat?

>> No.43114555
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Flan is so lovely she deserves all the hugs, kisses headpats, cuddles, and more!

>> No.43114653

Flan is the G.O.A.T., not the goat.

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Flan has to help Sakuya as a maid as punishment for breaking too many things and for stealing Remilia's pudding (she doesn't know Sakuya works 48 hours a day)

>> No.43122698
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This reminds me of this.

>> No.43125785

Her purity.

>> No.43127638
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Flan is a really good cosplaying yuyuko

>> No.43133698
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Imagine being flan's teddy bear

>> No.43136677

imagine being her pantsu!

>> No.43136697

I am not small enough.

>> No.43136726
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Flan's heart is pretty big!

>> No.43136859

I suppose it's the thought that counts! Hopefully she doesn't squeeze so hard that I break in half.

>> No.43137126

I love you Flan-chan, I love you Flan-chan, I love you Flan-chan!

>> No.43143390

Let's all love Flan!

>> No.43144699

Love Flan by creating a new thread!

>> No.43145069

A new thread without lewds of Flan!!

>> No.43145177

new Furandoll thread with even more lewds!

>> No.43146127

my lungs

>> No.43146197

...are fine