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>be picrel
>based sigma doompilled lonercel
>get home after long day of being unemployed
>unwind by playing vidya
>immortal bitch wife says its her turn on the xbox
>tells me to kill myself
>blast her head off with a shotgun
>she survives, starts sneering at me
>leave angrily
>going through it
>reminisce about a small child i accidentally burned to death three centuries ago
>we are so back
>smoke to celebrate
>628th pack this day, personal record
>bitch werewife shows up
>tells me to stop smoking because it's bad for my Chakra or whatever
>light myself on fire to prove a point
>accidentally cause massive forest fire, killing several people and decimating wildlife

the normies will never understand my pain

>> No.42896482

>>42896397
who the absolute fuck are you quoting?

>> No.42896501

>>42896397
You should kill yourself immediately

>> No.42896755

>>42896397
An idol thread died for this.

>> No.42896825

>>42896755
and nothing of value was lost

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Laughed, thank you anon

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i wish i could live forever like mokou

>> No.42899731

>>42896755
Good. Holoniggers deserve the rope.

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>>42896397
what if op lit up but instead of inhaling normal tobacco smoke it was straight carbon monoxide and he died of carbon monoxide inhalation hahahahahahahaha

>>>/reddit9k/

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>>42896397
Too green.
Now fuck off crossboarder.

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>>42896397
nice

>> No.42906511

>>42896397
loving this post bro

>> No.42906514

>>42896755
Good.

>> No.42910743

>>42896397
She should get laid.

>> No.42912220

>>42896397
you should write more

>> No.42921452

>>42912220
No

>> No.42926594 [DELETED] 

>>42896397

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>> No.42934100

>>42896397
I think this is funny so I'm bumping

>> No.42938364

>>42934100
me too

>> No.42945268

>>42934100
same

>> No.42945345

>>42896397
>based sigma doompilled lonercel
Too much words that i can't understand.

>> No.42945347

>>42934100
Kill yourself teen

>> No.42945421

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>> No.42957535

>>42896397
>>based sigma doompilled lonercel
Mokou is anything but a sigma female

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>>42896397
You are not mukou.

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>>42945347
I also thought it was funny

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best thread on the jay

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