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Simple question, folks. Do you dream in /jp/?

Last night I had a very nice dream in which I had furious intercourse with two dickgirls, one loli and one healthy, in a Hong Kong hotel room.

The sight of three oiled penises being rubbed against one another has been burned into my mind.

I am okay with this. Really. Also, straight. Really.

>> No.4288449

>Do you dream in /jp/?

Of course. I had a dream where I was reading /jp/. Then I woke up, and read /jp/

>> No.4288458

>>4288449

Was /jp/ good in your dream?

>> No.4288460

>>4288443

Can't remember my dreams. Ever.

;_;

>> No.4288464

I have a lot of wet dreams and really freaky dystopian societies.

>> No.4288483

>>4288449
I had a dream where I was calling someone a retarded faggot on /jp/.

I woke up and wrote it down in my dream journal.

>> No.4288491

>>4288483

>>dream journal

Lol fag.

>> No.4288492

Damn it. I had this awesome nightmare when I fell asleep again this morning and I was going to make a post about it but now I can't remember any of it.

>> No.4288504
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4288504

>>4288492

Did someone say AWESOME NIGHTMARE?

>> No.4288507

>>4288491
What's wrong with lucid dreaming?

>> No.4288512

Today I dreamed the Russians were invading, so I ran into a house and started shooting at them from the windows. For some reason there was a lot of booze in the house. Then I started drinking whiskey, threw up violently and passed out on the floor dead drunk.

Then I woke up.

I never have interesting dreams about cumming in things or dickgirls, probably because I already see enough ass and tits in real life. Either I sleep like a log or have fucked up dreams that don't make sense.

>> No.4288519

>>4288491
What are you, some sort of normalfag that enjoys reality?

I'll be enjoying my lucid dreams, thanks.

>> No.4288541

A long time ago I dreamed I was in a car with some dickgirls and they all came and filled up the inside of the car with cum all the way to the roof. I didn't drown or have to drink my way out though, it wasn't realistic that way.

>> No.4288546

I had a dream the other day where my imouto crawled into bed with me and asked if it was ok to sleep with onii-chan. Then I woke up and remembered I don't have an imouto. ;_;

>> No.4288555

Not about /jp/, but I do dream about /jp/ related things. Last night I had a dream I was using an onahole. When I woke up I decided to get it out of the closet and use it. Well, I got it out of the closet and figured since I hadn't masturbated in a day I'd come pretty quickly using it and it'd be a waste since I'm half out of lube. I used my hand and left the onahole on top of my computer the whole day. I'll be using it in a few hours.

>> No.4288568

I don't really have dreams about sex or cumming on dickgirl figurines or whatever.
Probably because I look at porn and fap enough times when I'm awake.
Having a wet dream would just be redundant.

>> No.4288583

>>4288443

The funny thing about dream interpretation is that your dreams suggest you really are straight and have a healthy relationship with your parents.

>> No.4288584

>>4288449
>Of course. I had a dream where I was reading /jp/. Then I woke up, and read /jp/
This happened to me before and I felt bad.

>> No.4288585
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4288585

I've had touhous appear in my dreams a few times. The last one was a couple weeks ago, my dream group/party included Shou who was from a nearby clan of buddhist tiger monks, except she was a dude (notgay). We defeated invading aliens together.

>> No.4288594

Long after I grew out of Naruto, I had a dream I was a Konoha ninja. And it was fucking awesome. I beat up some random asian guy and got called a racist lyncher.

Closest to /jp/ I could come up with.

>> No.4288658

>>4288546
XD

>> No.4288690

There was this time that I dreamed about Kaguya, she was sleeping, lying on a wall near my house, she looked so pallid and calm.
Fun fact: I dont even like Kaguya, I dont know why I dreamed about her.

>> No.4288698

>>4288594
Suuugoiii.

>> No.4288730

I had this dream the other day whith Chayanne, Nitori, and Ricky Martin...
I got to hug Nitori though.
<3

>> No.4288823

I had a dream that Yukari was driving a tractor-trailer.

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