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42836888 No.42836888 [Reply] [Original]

Your wife! She's the god of chickens.

Questions?

>> No.42836991

thats month worth of chicken broth

>> No.42838666

does she lay eggs

>> No.42838734

>>42836888
I want a divorce. Everyone will make fun of me if I'm married to a chicken.

>> No.42839449

>>42838734
you love her, it doesnt matter what others think

>> No.42839495

>>42836888
How did I come to marry this chicken?

>> No.42839594

>>42839495
you were on your way to your local chicken joint and found her protesting outside alone

>> No.42839601

>>42839594
But I am pro chicken eating.

>> No.42839641

>>42839601
now its just her

>> No.42839817

>>42836888
does she smell bad like normal chickens?

>> No.42839873

>>42839641
Won't she be mad that I ate so many of her subjects?

>> No.42839890

I don't understand how a chicken could love me...

>> No.42839900

>>42839873
for all of them you ate you have to eat her now, you know

she tastes like chicken

>> No.42839919

>>42839900
Rest in peace...

>> No.42839964

>>42839919
Winner winner, chicken dinner.

>> No.42840267

>>42839900
I've been eating chicken on a biweekly basis for 20 years. Kutaka will be licked raw.

>> No.42841554

best newhu

>> No.42842899

free eggs wife, not a bad deal.

>> No.42843042
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42843042

make sure you're keeping her safe...

>> No.42843204
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42843204

How good are her omelettes? This is important

>> No.42844208

With how egg prices are recently I'm not gonna complain.

>> No.42845225

>>42836888
>Questions?
Am I allowed to literally eat my wife?

>> No.42846067

>>42845225
I mean, in a way. She might lay an egg or two and that's part of her.

>> No.42849945 [DELETED] 

>>42836888
does she lay eggs?

>> No.42852345

>>42839900
Wouldn't you get salmonella poisoning.

>> No.42854361

>>42852345
just dont swallow

>> No.42855478

does she peck

>> No.42855500

Okay, question time is over. You may kiss the birde now.

>> No.42857097

>>42855500
I STILL HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS.

>> No.42857141
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42857141

I love this chicken

>> No.42858794

>>42857141
Only if she's fried.

>> No.42859054
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>>42858794
NO

>> No.42859745

>>42859054
Roasted?

>> No.42863247
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>>42859745
Now she is mad at you, good job.

>> No.42866433
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42866433

Chicken or Duck

>> No.42866517
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42866517

Mou...When'll you stop being depressed anon?
Here, I'll give this to you so please be happy.
And don't forget to blush your teeth, it'd be bad if you got cavities alright?

>> No.42866565
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>>42866517
Reading this make happy, Thank you for sharing it anon, I wish you joyful days.

>> No.42866653

>>42839873
You have to replace them. One half-human clutch of eggs at a time

>> No.42867012
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>> No.42868809

>>42867012
15 kids?!

>> No.42868825

>>42868809
I see 16.

>> No.42868964

>>42868809
sorry man, i overdid it.

>> No.42873259
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>> No.42873371
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Pi!!

>> No.42873387

>>42838666
>>42849945

https://mangadex.org/chapter/e2f0d8d8-c14c-489e-ad61-acb067de3759/11
Crow tengu do, it's very likely she does too

>> No.42873514
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>> No.42875119
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>> No.42879504
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>> No.42882840
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>> No.42889799

cluck cluck

>> No.42892855
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42892855

I will marry this chicken

>> No.42897082

Chickens are perfect. They are soft. They are delicious alive. They are delicious dead.

>> No.42901008

>>42836888
how good is she with cocks?

>> No.42901020

I'm eating chicken breast rn

>> No.42907109
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>> No.42910838 [DELETED] 

>>42836888
I don't love youkai.

>> No.42910848

>>42910838
but she one of the least hostile yokai can even be friendly sometime

>> No.42911913

Will she get mad if I eat any chicken based food?

>> No.42912537

>>42911913
Only ramen.

>> No.42919439
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>> No.42921737
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42921737

Fat chikkin

>> No.42925022
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>>42921737
Cute chickens

>> No.42929054
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>>42925022
Fish and chicks.

>> No.42934750
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>> No.42947703

>>42911913
I'm sure she'd share some of her chicken feed with you if you wanted some.

>> No.42953096
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>> No.42955376

>>42836888
So... does she love cocks?

>> No.42962137
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42962137

Everyone and everything loves Kutaka.

>> No.42968302
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>> No.42972007
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>> No.42972122

C O C K

>> No.42975127

Bawk

>> No.42975207

pullet kutaka best kutaka.

>> No.42975914

>>42836888
Can she fix me?

>> No.42977278
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>>42975914
That depends, did you send this letter?

>> No.42981670

>>42873371
Hmmm, chicken rump...

>> No.42981682
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42981682

Yuuka cameo!
Yuuka shows her caring side!

>> No.42985601

>>42838734
Hahahaha! This anon is literally married to a chicken! OMG i can't stop laughing, holy shit lol rofl lmao, like can you imagine being married to a literal chicken XDDD??!! Haha lol what are you going to do with a chicken in bed? Let her lay on your cock until it hatches? Looool XXD! How are you two going to breed? Do you even know that chicken have different chromosems? Haha lol, imagine doing cunnilingus and finding out she taste like a KFC down there, lol XD! hahaha i think i'm going to die from laughing so much at this nerd who is married to a chicken! Lol XD

>> No.42994149
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I hope your day was nice and comfy

>> No.42999939
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Always get a health check up when you can

>> No.43013059

How popular is this newhu

>> No.43015443 [DELETED] 

>>42836888
Why did I marry a chicken.

>> No.43018927
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>>42994149
Thank you Kutaka!

>> No.43019055

>>43015443
Because you love her.

>> No.43019064
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43019064

She likes it?

>> No.43020000

>>43015443
Because you love cocks lol

>> No.43020039

>>42836888
Why did she cross the road

>> No.43021349
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43021349

I WILL love the chicken
I WILL date the chicken
I WILL kiss the chicken
I WILL marry the chicken
I WILL raise a flock of cute children with the chicken
and I WILL be happy

>> No.43021367

>>43021349
Fuck the chicken
>Fuck the chicken
Fuck the chicken
>Fuck the chicken
Fuck the chicken
>Fuck the chicken
Fuck the chicken
>Fuck the chicken
Fuck the chicken
>Fuck the chicken

>> No.43021396
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>>43020039
To get toward you

>> No.43021874
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>>43019064
Chicken sometime do cannibalism under stressed or just because.

>> No.43027251

>>43015443
To go to the other side.

>> No.43027600

BIRD UP

>> No.43028388
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CAPTAIN CHICKEN THE FOULEST OF THE FOWL

>> No.43030865
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>> No.43032285
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>>43021367
Not until after we're married

>> No.43037386
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>> No.43041186
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>> No.43042196

One spicy chicken please

>> No.43047587
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>> No.43050695
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>> No.43052672

>>43030865
Chicken drumstick~

>>43032285
Chicken breast~

>> No.43058419
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>> No.43062850
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>> No.43069850

I'll take the chicken

>> No.43071367
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>> No.43073264

>>42999939
Is it true that looking at a picture of Kutaka while drinking a liter of mouthwash followed by screaming COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOO!!!! will cure covid?

>> No.43075850

gonna get me some eggs

>> No.43079073
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Helping the local yamabiko

>> No.43079085

>>43073264
No, that just kills you.

>> No.43079089
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chicken wife = happy life

>> No.43080011
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>> No.43086020
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Chicken crossing the road

>> No.43089830

>>42836888
Cute chicken.

>> No.43094805
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>> No.43096986

The chicken goes cluckity cluck cluck.

>> No.43101617
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>> No.43103205
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>>43096986
That's english chickens. Kutaka is a japanese chicken so she goes PIYO PI PII~

>> No.43103222
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>>43096986
She goes B'Gaawk in my head

>> No.43103524

>>43103222
>>43103205
>>43096986
https://youtu.be/1TphEh0Qgv0
Pick one

>> No.43106784
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https://youtu.be/I7obZd1dC9k

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>> No.43118730

I vote her best cock in gensokyo

>> No.43123629
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CUTEaka

>> No.43127110
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>> No.43127644
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https://youtu.be/-XUujPZhX5w

>> No.43131881
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>> No.43137312

Easter is almost here so that means Kutaka needs to lay a lot of eggs!

>> No.43137411

>>42836888
I love her

>> No.43137912
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I just drank her :^)

>> No.43143829

>>43137912
zabakutakyon

>> No.43150493

Will she wake me up in the morning

>> No.43150794
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>>43150493
of course

>> No.43155559
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>> No.43155632

>>43042196
George likes his chicken spicy.

>> No.43155636

>>43150794
what if i wake up at midnight?

>> No.43161058
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>> No.43161074

>>42836888
She looks like a cute angel!

>> No.43161106

>>42925022
Powerful image

>> No.43161141

>>42981682
Does Yuuka also cares about all the non-sentient creatures that inhabit her garden?

>> No.43165369 [DELETED] 

>>43161074
That's because she is an angel.

>> No.43165598
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>>42843042
Kutaka being approached by an aggressive Yuyuko.
"Oh the horror"

>> No.43165620
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>> No.43173518
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Kutaka after a bizarre encounter with the Miracle Mallet.

>> No.43179317

>>43173518
Good art.

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>>42836888
cute bridal chicken

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>>42843042
If Yuyuko gets within 100 yards of my lovely chicken wife, I'm calling the Ghostbusters.

>> No.43181704
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>>42836888
This is an image represented by gyate.

>> No.43182616

>>43181704
ok, i'm sold. let's make a lot pyo-pyo together.

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>>42838734
>>42985601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZu2nfdnFFs

>> No.43183293

>>43181204
This chicken's legs are quite alluring. I don't want to lewd the chicken but those legs are making it hard for myself, in many ways.

>> No.43190204

>>43183293
Makes great drumsticks.

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>>43181204

You better pray that the Ghostbusters brushed up on their ninja-hunting skills.

>> No.43193041

Do I get free eggs out of this arrangement?

>> No.43193079

>>43193041
yes

>> No.43193140
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>>43193041
of course

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>>43193079
>>43193140
time to leave humanity behind then

>> No.43197674

>>43193327
You're still here.

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>> No.43201144 [DELETED] 

>>42836888
>Questions?
How strong is she?

>> No.43201178
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>>43201144
If you annoy her too much she will shatter your eardrums!

>> No.43201823

>>43201178
that's like any other woman

>> No.43206065

does she get mad on easter

>> No.43208584
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo

>> No.43210720
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>>42836888
Could she make an egg so big that not even she could lift it?

>> No.43210732

>>43206065
easter eggs are made of chocolate, so nope.

>> No.43215876
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https://youtu.be/7uhilcbcG7E

>> No.43223704

post chicken

>> No.43223771
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>>43223704
Chicky is having a bad dream

>> No.43224520

>>43223771
I would eat this chicken.

>> No.43226904
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>> No.43227141

>>43226904
is this real???

>> No.43237069
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Sexy chicken

>> No.43239956
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>> No.43240449

>>43226904
no way!

>> No.43240471

Don't fuck chicken.

>> No.43240476

>>43226904
Big if real.

>> No.43241358
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>>43240471
What else am I supposed to do when she keeps looking at me like this

>> No.43242750
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>>43240471
She wants it.

>> No.43248215
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>> No.43248369

>>43241358
You'll get salmonella

>> No.43248400

need more art of her looking right at me face to face

>> No.43248410
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>> No.43248423

>>43248410
Adorable!
Into the deep fryer she goes.

>> No.43249291

What's your favourite cut of chicken, jaypee?

>> No.43255399

>>43249291
the breast

>> No.43255534

>>43249291
Chicken thighs are the best

>> No.43255795

>>43248423
Nooo! Grill, use the grill!

>> No.43259583 [SPOILER] 
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Kutaka LOVES cocks!
And I have proof.

>> No.43263310
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>> No.43263339

Sweet.
I can go without coq au vin but she better not complain about me eating duck

>> No.43266769 [DELETED] 
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43266769

>> No.43271802
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43271802

https://youtu.be/yo9CdceipxE

>> No.43274479

>>43259583
very cute

>> No.43277687

>>42838734
I will respect you if you stay faithful to her.

>> No.43282525

dude your wifes a CHICKEN

>> No.43286827
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Get more hyped everyone, my wife is going to be playable!

>> No.43290587
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I love her so much it hurt

>> No.43291495

>>43286827
How does the saying go?
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch"
That being said, I do wish her luck on getting in TH19!

>> No.43294194
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Gotta wake up early for today, I hope you have a joyful day

>> No.43294679
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>> No.43295842

CHICKEN LEGS CHICKEN LEGS CHICKEN LEGS

>> No.43298298

>>43286827
>>43291495
Hope she plays well if she makes it in the game.

>> No.43301634
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43301634

HELLO WORLD!

>> No.43303637
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>>43295842
chikin feets

>> No.43307415

>>42836888
Can i sex her?

>> No.43310270

>>43307415
Your wife? It's your duty to please your wife, even.

>> No.43312464
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>> No.43313122

Watching her head stay perfectly level as the rest of her body moves about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLwML2PagbY

>> No.43313136
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>>43313122

>> No.43318506
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Kutaka as an Crossing guard

>> No.43318931
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https://youtu.be/e0EIl9kBfpc

>> No.43322094
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43322094

multi-purpose

>> No.43325444

>>43313136
Sexual harassment at the workplace, Kutaka should sue.

>> No.43326675

>>43325444
She's too poor.

>> No.43329798
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>> No.43337424

>>43325444
Chicken brains can't do shit.

>> No.43337971
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I want to hypnotize Kutaka
https://youtu.be/JlBDWXDGDzg

>> No.43338090

what are some things to do with hypnotized kutaka?

>> No.43338122

>>43338090
feed her mcnuggs

>> No.43338129
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>>43338090
Handholding and PDA

>> No.43338180
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>>43338090
sex!

>> No.43342591
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43342591

>>43338090
Let her take a nap so she can relax.

>> No.43344591

>>43303637
i want to smell those boots and socks

>> No.43351009

>>43338090
BAKE

>> No.43358039
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>> No.43362376

>>43338180
the chikin is not for sex!

>> No.43363253

>>42838734
Come on anon, don't be a chicken...

>> No.43369304
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Here is your date for the night!

>> No.43373526

>>43362376
If she can marry, she can have sex too.

>> No.43373652
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43373652

>>42836888

>> No.43373658
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>>43373652
>>>/vt/

>> No.43374767
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43374767

>>43373652

>> No.43374894

>>43374767
The chicken is going nuclear!

>> No.43374948

>>42836888
but can she weaponize flocks of chickens to protect us?

>> No.43378211

>>43374948
no but maybe she can give everyone a sore throat

>> No.43383588
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>> No.43386843
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43386843

...

>> No.43386985
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43386985

The future looks bright for kutakanons!

>> No.43387036

>>43386985
>while wife films it
Was she turned on bt this i wonder?

>> No.43391899
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>> No.43395804
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>> No.43399543
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43399543

Elegant chikkin

>> No.43400213
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43400213

Should Kutaka be baby sized?

>> No.43400380

>>43400213
Any smaller and I would have to consider this chicken as my lunch.

>> No.43402624

>>43400213
do you have the webm version of this >>43386843
(It is not sex)

>> No.43402659

>>43402624
It's here >>43313136

>> No.43402667

>>43402659
oh thank you, I skimmed through the thread and didn't see it

>> No.43402682
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>>43402667
We often ignore sexual harassment at the workplace when it becomes common place.

>> No.43403002

>>43402682
But what if the chicken asked for it?

>> No.43404544
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>> No.43404762
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>> No.43408715

>>43400213
I would prefer her big.

>> No.43414571
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>> No.43420332
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BIG COCK!

>> No.43420341

>>43408715
how big are we talking?

>> No.43423751
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>> No.43429592
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I love my wife

>> No.43433361
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>> No.43433646

Cloaca or human lady parts?
Does it matter?
Can I get salmonella through my penis?
Is Thanksgiving still awesome, or it is it a hate crime?

>> No.43435168

>>43433646
Kutaka has regular human genitalia, like every other animal-based 2hu.
Youkai and gods aren't affected by the same illnesses as humans and regular animals.
Thanksgiving is only celebrated in uncivilised countries. It does not exist in gensokyo.

>> No.43435228

>>42836888
She's a cluckquean.

>> No.43437733
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cute chicken

>> No.43442497
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43442497

>> No.43448546
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goat and chicken

>> No.43452786
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43452786

I'm taking her home with me

>> No.43452873

>>43452786
never seen a free chicken box irl.

>> No.43452983

>>43452873
Y'all never robbed a KFC befo'?

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>> No.43459114

I love this chicken's little boots!

>> No.43460555
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>>43459114

>> No.43465045
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43465045

sleepy chickem

>> No.43469733
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she gives you this look

wat do

>> No.43472732
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>> No.43472754

>>43469733
breed those child-bearing hips.

>> No.43476431

Hot chicken

>> No.43480875
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>> No.43480952

BAWK~!

>> No.43483364
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>> No.43487672

>>43483364
yummy

>> No.43493279
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>> No.43496140

do chickens really need a god

>> No.43496155

>>42836888
Is she a cluckquean?

>> No.43498768
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>> No.43499326

>>42836888
>wife
>god
Uhhh....... what's going on here, senpai

>> No.43499362

>>42836888
What do we have for dinner?

>> No.43499364

>>43496155
Yes.

>> No.43500188

i just cooked eggs for the first time in a few years

>> No.43501917

>>43483364
I bet her lips are salty.

>> No.43504788

>>43500188
>cooked eggs
You don't cook eggs

>> No.43504822

>>43504788
then what did i do, huh, bitch???
i'll cook eggs again to spite you

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>> No.43512159
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>> No.43517182
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>> No.43517343

>>43517182
What is this?

>> No.43518139

>>43517182
Hey i recognize that artstyle!

>> No.43519503

>>43517182
uh oh

>> No.43524501
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>> No.43528454
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43528454

the most difficult chicken game

>> No.43528832
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>> No.43530982

>>43528454
I lost the game. Fuck.

>> No.43532710
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she's a cute chicken!

>> No.43535437

>>43528832
chicken breasts!

>> No.43536853
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>> No.43538915

Finally this thread is going to reach bump limit soon.

>> No.43542340
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>>43538915
it amazing we got this far, this chicken is truly well loved.

>> No.43544662
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>> No.43550135
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>> No.43550213

i want to help this henna hen reach the bump!

>> No.43550287
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>>43550213
Than post image of Kutaka and talk about her.

>> No.43550333
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>> No.43550340
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43550340

okay, this is loli kutaka. she likes to pyo-pyo and hang around with her friends. based on her personality and talents she could be a great idol or a great mother in the future. maybe both.

>> No.43550351
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>>43550340
Kutaka would be a great idol and a wonderful mother

>> No.43550354
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43550354

Great caretaker

>> No.43550362 [DELETED] 
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We have reach the bump limit, thank you all for being, May the god of chickens bless you.

>> No.43550375

to think there's like 5/6 post of mine in this big thread...i'm glad i was able to say that loli-kutaka is very underrated before the end.

>> No.43550501

Is the chicken going to die?

>> No.43550505
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>>43550501
She's going to sleep.

>> No.43551908
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43551908

Good night chikkin

>> No.43553491
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>> No.43557531

cockadoodledoo~

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