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Anonymous Tue Feb 2 04:57:00 2010 No.4282783 [Reply] [Original]

Who would win in a fist fight, /a/ or /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 04:59:00 2010 No.4282787 Accelerator

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Tue Feb 2 04:59:00 2010 No.4282786 /a/

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:00:00 2010 No.4282791 /a/, just by quantity i haven't compared powerlevels though

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:00:00 2010 No.4282792 by sheer body mass, /a/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:01:00 2010 No.4282795 /jp/ would be too busy droning on and on about much better they are than /a/ to throw any punches.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:02:00 2010 No.4282799 /jp/ - touhou hardened killer thumbs

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:05:00 2010 No.4282813 >>4282795 wwwwwwwww

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:08:00 2010 No.4282823 My right hand is fucking massive. I think it can really do some damage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:10:00 2010 No.4282835 Would it be one on one or all of us vs all of them? Because if it was the latter then >>4282791

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:11:00 2010 No.4282844 >>4282835 Clearly we would all form into one being. /a/ would do the same. Then it's manly fight. Although considering both boards, it would be more like limp wrist, open palm slap fight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:18:00 2010 No.4282882 /a/ may be bigger, but /jp/ has knowledge of the secret arts of the East.

>>	None !FalosJ9ma6 Tue Feb 2 05:19:00 2010 No.4282884 >>4282844 >limp wrist, open palm slap fight Maybe after a hardcore training montage and "something to fight for" to each.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:22:00 2010 No.4282891 /jp/ can throw good punches with their exceptionally large biceps, but /a/ will just dick slap us to oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:24:00 2010 No.4282900 >>4282884 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Tue Feb 2 05:24:00 2010 No.4282906 File: 8 KB, 400x370, url.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:26:00 2010 No.4282913 >>4282891 Learn2martialarts. Biceps are a contracting muscle thus make your punches feel strong but they are actually not. Big triceps = strong punches

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:28:00 2010 No.4282921 /a/ is fat /jp/ is horribly skinny

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Tue Feb 2 05:28:00 2010 No.4282918 >>4282913 /jp/ - Japan/fitness

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:28:00 2010 No.4282917 >>4282913 More like learn basic human anatomy. Biceps are for curling, triceps for extension, ergo punching.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:28:00 2010 No.4282920 >>4282913 True. Biceps: Flexor muscles. Triceps: Extensor, OMG POWAH PUNCHAN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:29:00 2010 No.4282922 File: 57 KB, 200x228, 1240293519123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4282921 >implying that the anons in /a/ and /jp/ are any different

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:29:00 2010 No.4282923 >>4282900 I can't decide who would be the Cobra Kai jackasses, /a/ or /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:29:00 2010 No.4282925 /a/ wins

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:30:00 2010 No.4282930 >>4282920 Plus, they're THREE muscles! Not like those weak-ass shitty biceps. Those are only two fucking bitchy muscles. You want power? Feel THREE TIMES THE POWER. Two makes up for milking your bitch's shit and no more. FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:33:00 2010 No.4282942 /sp/ would destroy both and then bang their sisters

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:33:00 2010 No.4282947 >>4282930 Could it be that the triceps are colored red, can it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:35:00 2010 No.4282952 >>4282947 You got that right, motherfucker! RED FOR POWER! Any other color is for whiny bitches that can't clean their own ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:38:00 2010 No.4282971 all of /p/ will probably be too lazy to get to the fight meetup and we'd lose by default. Also, our Hikkis will be too scared to go out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:40:00 2010 No.4282979 /p/ may snooze out, BUT WE WON'T, MOTHERFUCKER! No, wait, we will...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:43:00 2010 No.4282994 >>4282979 >>4282971 is /p/ /jp/ and /po/'s rebellious kid or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 05:49:00 2010 No.4283021 >>4282994 Shit, Tyrone, no idea. All I know is that they'll be swinging their cameras like chainballs and slicing some serious heads with their ninja lenses. I'm proud of our child, man. And since he looks so hip, you'd mistake him for a wuss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 06:04:00 2010 No.4283078 File: 87 KB, 650x426, jp vs a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This would be an accurate depiction of the fight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 06:07:00 2010 No.4283085 >>4283078 You're implying it would be awesome. I was thinking more of a waifu pillow fight. The only difference being that /a/ would stuff some with rocks, and /jp/ would stuff some with portable Cirnos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 2 11:32:00 2010 No.4284545 bump it

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Tue Feb 2 11:35:00 2010 No.4284563 I can singlehandely own every single /a/ poster with Aikido

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