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4282517 No.4282517 [Reply] [Original]

Fucking Moon-chan...

>> No.4282530
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Sure, I'll fuck her.

>> No.4282542

/jp/ has had an unusual amount of restraint with Umineko threads today, what's the occasion?

Was only like three or four, from what I saw.

>> No.4282544

samefag

>> No.4282543
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>>4282530

>> No.4282549

>>4282530
How does one guy cum that much?

>> No.4282550

>>4282549
Japan.

>> No.4282555

>>4282549
Very passionately I'd imagine.

>> No.4282569

>>4282549
One guy? This is Japan, Bukake is like a graduation ceremony for women.

>> No.4282577

>>4282569
I refuse to accept that she is that much of a slut.

>> No.4282584

>>4282577
Hahaha, you wish. She was so desperate for a boyfriend that she dressed her maid up as a guy to pretend she had one.

>> No.4282589

What is it like to make love to Jessica?

>> No.4282597

>>4282584
Well she's better than her cousin, he fell for a nine year old.

>> No.4282602

>>4282597
And the maid in question, who apparently is fine with whoring herself out.

Battler and Maria are the only pure ones.

>> No.4282612

>>4282602
Well Battler is currently fucking his dead grandfathers mistress.

>> No.4282625

>>4282612
Meta is utterly hopeless, loving an imaginary waifu, but Piece still has a chance.


...right?

>> No.4282634

>>4282625
He tried to grope both the maid & his cousin within the first two hours.
As for Maria, she made the promise that first time would be with Battler in ten years.
That fucking rudolf gene.

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>>4282625
Meta will probably realize by the last episode that he fails because he forgot that the piece side of things was where his hope lies.

>> No.4282691

I wanna mate with her.

>> No.4282726
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Jessica thread?

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MAKE YOUR CHOICE /jp/

>> No.4282750

>>4282726
You think? Na, couldn't be.

>> No.4282751
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>>4282726
Synonymous with Beatrice!

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>>4282749
I choose reverse trap.

>> No.4282758

>>4282749
If Maria isn't optional, then Jessica.

>> No.4282762

>>4282749
jessica-neechan

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>>4282662
Sure, Ryukishi likes F/SN

also, YES to this tread

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>>4282758
>>4282762

A fine choice indeed

>> No.4282772

Maria is the superior choice.
Imagine her in 10 years!

>> No.4282777

>>4282772
Rena clone?

>> No.4282782

>>4282777
With a strange crown

>> No.4282785
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Hau~

>> No.4282790

What would you all do if the series ended with GeorgeXBattler as the canon couple?

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>>4282790

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>>4282790

I'd rejoice because Jessica would be mine for the taking

>> No.4282815

>>4282790

Deny it, be thrown into a bizzare meta-world where I must prove their love is not real.

>> No.4282824

>>4282815
As the story progresses, you would grow to understand their love, though.

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4282870

Hey, she looks familiar...

>> No.4282886

>>4282797
No, faggot. She's MINE.

>> No.4282902

None of you are man enough to put your ponos to Jessica's vagoo.

>> No.4282905

>>4282902
Feels like the fiery depths of hell.

>> No.4282908

>>4282790
Enjoy the shitstorm, obviously.

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>>4282886

Like hell, BITCH

>> No.4282960

>>4282905
Really? I thought it would feel like heaven.

>> No.4283136

>>4282549
>implying that only 1 person did her

>> No.4283142

I'd 6 YEARS in her ONE KILOMETER, yeah.

>> No.4283145

>>4282625
for meta, Beato is real, so it's ok
Beatrice in the meta-world is real after all

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Still find it rather odd that from the get-go, there are only two people who want Battler to find the truth.

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>>4283154
You mean one person, riiiiiiight?

>> No.4283171

>>4283168
Is that your official image for letting people know you're the same guy from such and such threads?

>> No.4283178

>>4283154
So George is Beatrice?
It explains everything.

>> No.4283183

>>4283171
Hm? I've only used this image like 2 times over the past week. .

>> No.4283192

>>4283178
George is just a symbol of love. A huge, sweaty, symbol of love.

>> No.4283199

>>4283183
And when you last used it, it was in an Umineko thread, when you were talking about Moon-chan and Beatrice, right?

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>>4283192
Alternate reality loveless George is better than symbol of love George.

>> No.4283213

>>4283192
Like Beatrice.
This theory is getting even stronger.

In the flashback, Battler was talking to George.
George who was in love with Battler felt sad and decided to use Shannon by mindfucking her into creating another persona.
He played the role of her boyfriend while manipulating her.

How can you guy not see it? George-trice is the new awesome shit.

>> No.4283219

>>4283199
Yeah, most likely. But most Umineko threads these days are about Moon-chan, Beato, and Shkanontrice, so I don't really see your point. I'm not trying to get attention, if that's what you are saying.

>> No.4283226

>>4283219
Not so much attention as letting people know you're the same anon is what I'm saying, but some people see that as attention whoring. I'm not one of those people though.

I remember because when I saw the image I thought you were talking about Eva at first. I asked you if you were talking about Jessica, expecting you to say no, just to make sure. Since Eva had a shit childhood too. It was just a strange image to make with the post.

Unless, perhaps, using it was a reference to EVA avoiding denying an alternate personality of Jessica's.

>> No.4283232

>>4283178
What are you talking about? That exposition is purely Jessica, play through it again.

>> No.4283237

>>4283213
George is the true Beatrice:
Fact:
-In the flashback Battler was talking about his taste in girls and mentioned Jessica in the third person.
So he can't be talking to Jessica and he wouldn't have such a conversation with a servant.
So who is left? GEORGE.

-George is ready to get married with Shannon, which mean that they are very close.
Don't you think he would know that she crossdressed as that one boy servant on the island.
It would be stupid to think he didn't know.

-Unlike Jessica, in episode 6 he is more than willing to kill and he even murders his own mother.

George is Beatrice, you've heard it here first.

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>>4283219

Not enough Kinzo = future Battler.

>> No.4283242

>>4283232
Jessica keeps using WE, seeing how this part went, it's easy to realize that she includes George there.

>> No.4283248

>>4283238
there's also this ep5 scene when it's said that kinzo changed a lot during the war

>> No.4283258

>>4283242
Indeed, she's the one speaking throughout, though. It would be weird if she used "I", after all. I don't see how this creates some kind of Georgetrice.

>> No.4283329

>>4283258
George wants him to find the true too, that's what it implies.

Add the fact that George is very close to Shannon and would obviously know about her crossdressing antics, that Battler was obviously talking to him in the flashback, that George was shown to be willing to kill even his own family.

George-Beatrice, you can't fight against it.

>> No.4283356

>>4283329
If I really must.

Episode 1: George is with the cousins when Beatrice appears.
Episode 2: George is dead when Beatrice appears, but that's probably a hallucination.
Episode 4: Isn't George the ONLY corpse that is confirmed before Battler meets Beato on the balcony? Unless you count Gohda and Kumasawa that is, but he didn't get the best look at them.

Georgetrice debunked.

>> No.4283367

>>4283356
>>Episode 1: George is with the cousins when Beatrice appears.
Jessica is as well.

>>Episode 2: George is dead when Beatrice appears, but that's probably a hallucination.
Jessica is as well, he could be faking his death with insulin.

>>Episode 4: Isn't George the ONLY corpse that is confirmed before Battler meets Beato on the balcony? Unless you count Gohda and Kumasawa that is, but he didn't get the best look at them.
George is using Shannon as a proxy.
The whole reason he made her his fiance was to mindfuck her into creating another personality.

>> No.4283370

>>4283356
Gohda and Kumasawa coud be alive, he only say the ropes, and it's revealed the ropes were long enough

>> No.4283373

>>4283367
>Jessica is as well, he could be faking his death with insulin.
Oh you.

>> No.4283380

>>4283373
Oh you, what?
Is there anything that say that he couldn't be faking his death with insulin?
Erika said it was possible in episode 5.

>> No.4283381

>>4283370
That's why I said only if you count them, and that Battler didn't get a good look. In the anime though, it shows them obviously dead. Probably because they replaced all the investigating with Ange getting beat up.

>> No.4283383

>>4283367
George is 23, therefore he can't be beatrice, who is 19

>> No.4283384

>>4283380
No, it's very plausible. Since George is a fatty diabetic, he would have easy access to insulin.

>> No.4283385

>>4283383

He's 22 GOD DAMN IT

>> No.4283387

>>4283383
Jessica is 18, can't be Beatrice too.
Shannon is 16.
Nobody is 19.

>> No.4283391

>>4283387
Jessica can be 19 for all we know
george can't

>> No.4283393

>>4283385
Battler: 19
Jessica: 18
Maria: 9
Shannon: 16 (George fell in love with her when she was 10, what a creepy pedophile)
Battler: "George is 5 years older than us"

If he means he's 5 years older than Jessica, he's 23. If he means he's 5 years older than Battler, he's 24. Unless you can prove his birthday is in late October, November or December.

>> No.4283396

>>4283393

Battler is 18 you nincompoop.

>> No.4283399

>>4283387
Jessica would be almost 19.
Shannon's real age could be 19, who would be any the wiser? She was hired when she was 6 afterall, it'd be less abnormal if she was 9. Or she could even have been ten, if you wonder about which months everyone is actually born in.

>> No.4283402

>>4283396
Got any proof?

>> No.4283407

>>4283402

Got any proof that he isn't?

>> No.4283420

>>4283407
In episode 5, wouldn't they deny the possibility of Battler being the man from 19 years ago by saying he isn't 19?

Battler's birthday is July 15th. In the VN, it's 18 years and two and a half months on from that. Why would the man from 19 years ago be called that if he wasn't even born then?

The man from 19 years ago has also been speculated to be the other Battler, Asumu's son. Asumu fell pregnant at the same time as Kyrie.

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>>4282515
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>>4282514
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