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Sup /jp/animals, guess what finally came in tonight?

Jesus the box for evo17 was larger than you'd expect. weak cardboard too.

>> No.4281281

Put it in the freezer.

>> No.4281283

Does it come with pipe cleaners?

>> No.4281285

Wonderful. Another member of the family.

>> No.4281290

fill it with tar.

>> No.4281304

>>4281267
Give us a very detailed review of it, and also a very detailed account of the experience of using it

>> No.4281312

>>4281281
>>4281290
I might have never owned one, but I can smell bullshit from miles away,

fags.

>>4281283
Pipe cleaners?

>> No.4281322

>>4281312
Freezers actually feel really good.

>> No.4281342

>>4281281
>>4281322
Just like fucking Cirno.

>> No.4281343

Stick your finger inside. Doesn't it feel great? I spent a while just playing with mine when I got it.

>> No.4281352

This looks better than the R-20.
Let us know how it is.

My only concern is that it wouldn't be loli enough. Looks too... realistic.

>> No.4281356
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>>4281343
I blew mine up like a balloon and tied it to a string.

>> No.4281375

>>4281322
Breaking the thin layer of ice is just like shattering her hymen, right?

>> No.4281377

>>4281356
Fuck off BOOF.

I'm still waiting for you to make that homemade onahole. Don't give me that memory foam lies again.

>> No.4281387

Where'd you get it?

How big/long is it?

>> No.4281393

>>4281377
I'M WORKING ON IT GOD

these things cant be rushed.

>> No.4281403

>>4281387
http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-17250-12001110

>> No.4281407

>>4281393
Did the eggs arrive?

>> No.4281409
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4281409

Postin an image, and using my apple card to show the size of the box, I still can't believe the size.

>>4281322
And how is a freezer good for it?

Still wanting to know about the pipe cleaner, the only thing they both came with was a little bit of lotion.

The 7, Christ, my dick is longer and almost as wide as it. I'm going to have to use a fifth of the lotion for that to work. Even then, I'm still pensive it might pull off the skin at the neck.

>> No.4281418

>>4281409
Freezing it makes it feel like you're fucking Cirno.

I should never have suggested that in the overheated onahole thread. IT WAS A JOKE, GODDAMMIT, NOT A SERIOUS SUGGESTION.

>> No.4281429

Oh look, another reminder of how I can't get a 7 with the box without putting myself at risk of getting arrested.

Best country ever.

>> No.4281431

>>4281407
no, two week shipping.

;_;

>> No.4281433

>全長：16.7㎝
Oh, Japan.

>> No.4281440

>>4281409
Will NLS remove the box and such if you ask?

Also this is the thread where a guy describes how strangely pleasurable it was to freeze his onahole:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4237890#p4245902

>> No.4281443

>>4281429
Which one?
Germany, Australia, the UK, or half the states of the US if a customs officer feels pissy?

>> No.4281445

Use the 7, we need a description of how it feels.

>> No.4281452

>>4281440

Are you really worried you're going to get in trouble from the box?

>> No.4281459

>>4281445
feels good man

>> No.4281461

>>4281443
I don't think they'd really care about the artificial vagina bit (although I've heard of Canadian customs being assholes about it), but the artificial vagina combined with the loli images on the box would likely make any customs officer freak out.

>> No.4281462

>>4281443
Canada.

>> No.4281490

>>4281445
I'm trying Evo17 first, of course I have to be 'in the mood' since you can't do shit like this half-cocked

>> No.4281494

>>4281490
OP HOW LONG IS IT

>> No.4281498

That thing looks like an absolute pain in the ass to clean.
And that extra thick outer layer is just asking to give you carpal tunnel after 5 minutes of jackin' it.
Sorry to be a party pooper. Will wait for reviews.

>> No.4281504

Why not just get a fleshlight?

>> No.4281506

>>4281490
Squeeze the air out before doing it.

She doesn't say the vacuum is sugoi for nothing.

>> No.4281519

>>4281498
http://www.toydemon.com/Seven-Teen-Evolution.html
Scroll down and read.

But don't buy from there unless you are retarded.

>> No.4281523

>>4281504

Because if you're going to blow an assload of money on a $10 jackoff toy, you might as well imagine that it belongs to a 12 year old asian girl.

>> No.4281525

>>4281445

I have a 7, I like it more than the R-20 and it's significantly cheaper, if that's any standard to go by.
It's smallness makes it all the more loli-like, and it has pretty intense suction, but I wouldn't say it's especially tight.

>> No.4281541

Fucking a chopped up corpse torso.

>> No.4281553

>>4281525
I like my First Day of School more than my R-20.

Same reasons but I'm not used to the R-20 yet.

I can't handle all the sensations I'm feeling for very long. And fuck it's huge.

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>>4281519

The review doesn't say much. Says it has average softness and tightness, but gave it an overall 100% rating. I'm guessing they're using ratios, or basing it on the merits of the texture and longevity.

Look at this picture, man. Maybe it's just me and my tiny hands, but an onahole half this thick would make my hands lock up after a few minutes of whackin'. I'd have to smash it under a pillow and hump in order to enjoy it.

>> No.4281561

>>4281556
>I'd have to smash it under a pillow and hump in order to enjoy it.

That's what some people do

>> No.4281577

How much give do these things have?
My average sized gaijin penis is longer than the depth of most of the toys on that site.

>> No.4281582

>>4281440
I'm just amazing at how large the box is, I'll bet you a week's pay they'd charge the same shipping even without the box.

>>4281494
My dick, or the evo17?

evo17 6.5 inches long and 2.5 in height and width. So it's a perfect fit in length, but I have a circumference of 5.5 in, so it's still going to be snug.

>> No.4281596

>>4281577

Most American toys are also undersized. They have a lot of give, though, if you'll look at my previous post. They do just fine if they're stretched and then used, which also helps give it more pressure on your cock.

>> No.4281634

>>4281556
If you want better reviews, read the e-nls customer reviews.

I told OP to do the same but he didn't listen. Some give advice how to clean it and make it last as long as you can, since you can't flip the 17 inside out and expect it to last.

I don't feel like spoonfeeding.

>> No.4281659

>>4281634
How easy to clean is the 17 compared to the 7? The 7 is a cinch. The 17 is deeper, but still. I'd never flip one in any case, that's just so obviously bad for the thing.

>> No.4281664

>>4281634

>Implying you have fuck all better to do

>> No.4281690
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pic of me using my オナホ

>> No.4281697

>>4281690

I'd kill for an onahole that is actually that transparent.

>> No.4281695

>>4281596
>American ones are oversized

Really? I have a Fleshlight and all the standard ones seem oversized.

>> No.4281754
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4281754

What kind of onahole is this and how can I get that limber?

>> No.4281849

>>4281697
>>4281754
http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-16525-12001012

Here's a clear, double ended one like that.. might be total shit though. It's strangely hard to find those generic hentai onaholes.

>> No.4281886
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>> No.4282229

Obtaining an onahole is like joining some kind of cool club.

>> No.4282236

>>4281634
Fuck you too buddy, I can't read moonrunes and I asked for everyone's advice

>> No.4282406

Alright boys, and girl. Here's what you've been waiting for.

Tried a 'dry run' to test it and see how far I could get in. It got to an inch before things went down south. However with the lubrication (Holy shit that stuff is sticky) It slid all the way in with ease. Also remembered to squeeze out the air so there was not sloppy suction noise.

However, the lubrication was a double edged sword because there wasn't that much sensation on my part. Although when I moved it up a bit, I really felt it.

For clean up, it wasn't that bad. I just used my bathroom sink and warm water, first squeezed out as much lubricant and bodily fluid as possible and then just kept filling it up with water, squeezing it out, filling it up with water, etc. Drying out, I used a small piece of cloth on my finger, (I did have a chopstick I could use, but I feel that might not get all the nooks)

Probably the more annoying part was washing off my genitalia of the lubricant, I gave up and just used a towel.

Overall, it was very much like the real thing. (Then again, I never got THAT much pleasure out of it, so I'm spell biased) Worth the money? It's really up to you to decide

Keep this thread alive, I'll try out 7 tomorrow.

>> No.4282458

>>4281312
There was a thread on this like last week. The freezer suggestion isn't a troll, there were many anon who tried it out while fapping to Cirno and reported great results.

>> No.4282480

>I'll try out 7 tomorrow.
Hooray!

>> No.4282487

>>4282406
Fuck you, review the 7 right now.

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>>4282487

>> No.4282800

>>4282406
So I buckled down and finally ordered a 17evo.

You think I would be able to enjoy it given that I have small penis? You mentioned earlier it was like 6.5 inches, which seems kind of big.

>> No.4284320

Onahole thread?

BUMP

>> No.4284744

>>4281519
" Author: vegas_chap
The Evolution is a Revolution!
I was very pleased with the first Seven Teen, now having the newest release I can only be amazed by what Toy Demon keeps coming out with next."

>Implying ToyDemon made this

Fuck why are these people so stupid?

>> No.4284782

Post a photo of your penis inside it.

>> No.4284831

>Post a photo of your penis inside it.

>> No.4284839

Perhaps not entirly related, but as this is an onahole thread it should fit in.

So does /jp/ have any good easy to make lubricant recepies?

>> No.4285044

Looks like everyone's interested in the seven so I'll write a few lines.

I also ordered seven and 17evo in January. Seven's entrance is tight, really tight. You'll probably do some damage when you insert for the first time. Mine showed some tear right after the first time I used it but as far as I can see everything is still in good shape inside.

Seven feels really good when you use enough lube. If you don't it feels more like it's scraping the skin off of you. When you get lube flowing down your balls you'll know you've used enough. Seven doesn't have any fancy texture like ridges or bumps so I mostly use it sitting down and give it the beans. Suction is the whole point of this hole so squeeze that air out before you go in.

How does it compare to 17evo? Well it's totally different in how it gets you off. 17evo has a tight spot about half way in where it squeezes and rubs you with it's ribbed insides. Seven just has these ridges inside but the texture is very smooth all the way. It feels best when you got at it vigorously but with the evo I like to savor the feeling and go slow.

>> No.4285049

>>4285044

Seven
-Tight and good suction
-Entry is so tight it's difficult to insert
-Tight spot right after entry
-Opens up to a weird spot where you're massaged by some bumps
-Ridged area in the middle, feels good
-Suction chamber at the end
-This hole is very small, you can fit it on the palm of your hand so you may not be able to go in all the way. My 14cm dong fits like a glove.
-8/10

17Evo
-Entrance is poor
-Tight spot in the middle. Ribbed. Feels good.
-Opens up a little further in.
-You can feel the cervix when you go all the way in.
-Decent suction
-Have read feedback saying it doesn't last very long.
-8/10

Meiki no proof
-Looks real
-A little too loose for me
-Lots of small bumps inside which feel pretty good
-Exaggerated g-spot which I don't like. It mostly feels like a curve in the passage.
-Expensive compared the other two.
-7/10

They're all different and I use whichever I fancy at the time or pick the one that matches my visual stimulus.

>> No.4285144

They really feel like the real thing, so buy it. 3D women (ew) オナホ only feel better when you love them, but we know that's not possible.

>> No.4285156

>>4285144
>They really feel like the real thing
So you have fucked a 7 years old just to do the comparison ? How kind of you Anon.

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>>4285156
>He says "they"
>You talk about one specifical onahole

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>>4285156

>> No.4285206

The 7's ridges bother me a little, sometimes, especially when the lube starts to run thin, but I can mitigate the feeling by squeezing it a bit. Overall it seems better for hand fapping than fucking, due to its size. Feels good though.

>> No.4285234

Thinking of buying one, but I'm not too sure about all these ridges and bumps and shit. Don't they hurt?

>> No.4285269

>>4285234
Yeah, dude, this stuff is for them masochists. The most popular models leave you with a bloody dick.

>> No.4285415

I know they stretch but I'm still worried about my 20.5 cm (8.1 inches) dick not going in deep enough.

So how much do they stretch?

>> No.4285439

>>4285415
Anything but a Seven should be fine

>> No.4285564

>>4285415
Lol, an 8 inch dick and he got nothing to stick it in. Epic fail.

>> No.4285580

>>4285044
>Seven's entrance is tight, really tight. You'll probably do some damage when you insert for the first time. Mine showed some tear right after the first time I used it
It's like you are really fucking a 7 year old girl!

>> No.4285605
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>>4281267
Why must you fags threadvertize these dirty-old-men's gimmick "adult novelties" in /jp/?

This has to be the hundredth time this thread has been respawned.

These are made in (and used by creepy, disgusting failures in) probably every non-Arab industrialized country around the world. These are not a japan-specific thing. Fuck off.

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>>4285564
Less so than you. At least I have a fairly big cock.

Besides, this is /jp/.

>> No.4285656 [DELETED] 

>>4281265
Please stop constantly spamming and harassing www.ａｎｏｎ ｔａｌｋ.com. Thank you.

>> No.4285658

>>4285605
We are only interested in the superior Japanese products though.
Although this is not a board about Japan, so yeah. But then again, this is probably the kind of stuff moot never wanted to see on /a/, so it belongs here.

>> No.4285704

>>4285646
No, having it and not using it is definitely more fail.

>> No.4285722

>>4285605
Frozen cirno vagina = /jp/ related

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>>4285605

>> No.4285884 [DELETED] 

>>4281266
Please stop constantly spamming and harassing www.ａｎｏｎ ｔａｌｋ.com. Thank you.

>> No.4285885 [DELETED] 

>>4281264
Please stop constantly spamming and harassing www.ａｎｏｎ ｔａｌｋ.com. Thank you.

>> No.4286425

>>4285605


fuck you eiki

>> No.4287179

7 with the lubrication wasn't that tight overall, although I couldn't fit all the way in.

Easier to clean than Evo17 though.

To freeze, or not to freeze

>> No.4287552

>>4287179
Freeze the shittier of the two.

>> No.4287610

>1) Go to dollar store

>2) Buy one of those jelly chinese finger traps

>3) Feels good man

>> No.4287610,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>4287610

lol'd hard

>> No.4287610,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>4287610
Haha, okay I admit it I laughed.

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