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>> No.42779814
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42779814

Bun year.

>> No.42779817

>>42779510
You can hunt, scares things and shoot yourself with it if the portals were a lie. Also He's reassuring
>>42779494
Better then dying on the other side and wasting your chances.

>> No.42779821

>>42779811
Did the other thread get bumped off within a day? /vt/umors at it again?

>> No.42779828

>>42779817
>dying
>in MGE
im afraid that eros and the general flow of mana just wont allow it.

>> No.42779836

congrats anon! (You) have been selected to be Team A-NON's pilot for this year's MGC AGL, you'll be in for a tough season, Grem-Tech's ban has been lifted, team AB-YS looks to be mixing things up and Apophis Industries has announced that they will be funding a team this year
and remember, never take off your helmet

>> No.42779841

>>42779828
Wrong god, retard.

>> No.42779844

>>42779836
Wacky Races?

>> No.42779847

>>42779836
nah, imma just use my feet like god intended, and if i need to use up my life for that speed, then so be it

>> No.42779849

>>42779814
what's the word for small bunny again?

>> No.42779858

>>42779836
>never take off your helmet
w-why not?

>> No.42779867
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>>42779814
Unreasonably insistent bunny

>> No.42779871

>>42779841
no, i know what god i mean.
eros wouldnt allow such an unloved end.

>> No.42779875

>>42779858
well for one you'll ruin our brand image, and secondly you'll be expose yourself to millions of viewers, crowds of tens of thousands and your fellow racers, many of whom are lizards and sallies

>> No.42779878
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>>42779867
Unreasonably irresistible bunny

>> No.42779880
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>>42779867
Isn't that all buns though?

>> No.42779886

>>42779836
>MGC AGL
you know ballisticng has a track editor, it would be entirely feasible to make tracks based on thread locations...

>> No.42779889

>>42779828
Don't drink as human for more then two day and see what happens. Mano don't solve everything

>> No.42779894
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>>42776158
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100255349

>> No.42779904

>>42779886
what be some good track locations?

>> No.42779910

what the fuck is an AGL

>> No.42779911
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>>42779811
Not gonna lie, I'd probably sniff that lamia's breath before I'd sniff danuki breath. Shocking, I know. Just don't tell Miss Nuki about this.

>> No.42779914

I'm reading https://archiveofourown.org/works/45378400/chapters/114171586#workskin and I burst laughing when the demon said "Mon loulou", I have no idea how you know that We say this kind of thing.
Great story so far, thanks anon for your writing

>> No.42779918

>>42779904
>Welcome to;
>Virgin Bay
>Pyramid Station
>Frostbite Peak
off the top of my head, probably one set in the summerville isles as well

>> No.42779919

>>42779910
Ancient Greater Lithuania

>> No.42779921

>>42779910
anti-gravity league, think the wipeout games and their successors

>> No.42779926

>>42779921
So why would Anon have to wear a helmet? If it's like racing why not just stay in the car at all times.

>> No.42779930

>>42779921
>monsters in racing suits
nice

>> No.42779933

>>42779926
gotta get out for the victory ceremony

>> No.42779934

>>42779894
Cute cow, though a small one.

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>>42779930

>> No.42779941

>>42779933
Says who? Just stick an arm out.

>> No.42779953

>>42779926
We aren't team AB-YS anon, who's vehicle just floats there ominously giggling, the crowds want to see the victor! They want to know their favour pilot actually exists, to size him up and down, to know their body pillow is the correct size

>> No.42779956

>>42779953
whoops meant for>>42779941

>> No.42779961

>>42779936
now that's some good stuff anon

>> No.42779991

>>42779749
alright anon, another greentext before i go to sleep just for you. taking inspiration from the previous "cupids love weapons" convos
>ah hello little one, you wish for another pre-portal story, no?
>eros? that brings me back. well this story takes place during the portals so i hope thats ok.
>she is a fine and respectable god, yes. but when the portals opened she changed a little bit.
>she is currently and was the god of love. through her power lovers are able to truly embrace each other as peers no matter what the relationship is like, with no expectations from the other side aside from just being loved for who you are. and back then she was nothing but as gentle as a calm breeze.
>now her cupids on the other hand, they love weapons.
>a key landmark of eros' heaven is a massive forge that cupids use to make all sorts of demon silver tools of their trade. from crossbows to longswords, if it can be used to inject mana then that forge has made it.
>eros herself never set foot into the forge... until the portals opened
>on that day she had to deal with millions of people that resisted the charms of her cupids and decided to not go for the monsters that obviously loved them.
>for eros this was a mind grating feeling, to have people actively deny love.
>so she took her first step into the forge with some raw iron and made a regular old sword.
>but then she held it above her head, using the bulk of her power to enchant it.
>the pink shine from the blade was almost blinding, and in the aftermath the sword could barely contain the amount of energy put into it, a pink fluid was constantly dripping from the blade. the metal itself didnt even look like metal anymore, and instead just looked like a chunk of pink
>and for the first time in thousands of years, eros stepped down from her heaven to cross through the portals.
>she walked to the center of the nearest city, and plunged the sword into the ground
>for a moment the entire city was enveloped in a blinding pink light. after the light subsided everyone felt much more calm, and were far more prone to love one another.
>she then walked from city to city, repeating the process.
>many tried to stop her, and her only answer was the pink blade. making her assailants feel nothing but the warm fuzzy feeling of love followed by a quick retreat. and as a god the pathetic earth weapons had no effect on her
>the monster invasion followed in her tracks, cities cleansed by her power were quickly populated by monsters with human females in those cities being monsterized even quicker
>when eros was done, she smiled for the first time since the invasion began as the mind grating feeling finally subsided.
>she reverted to her old self and let out a very inspirational speech about love before ascending to her heaven again.
>so while her base personality remains as it did before, if you actively deny love then you might just see her instead of a cupid. and now, she loves weapons too.
>hm? the sword? oh i just have it stored around here somewhere. you never know when such a powerful artifact will become useful once again.
>no i wont let you 'borrow it' what kind of question is that.

>> No.42780000

>>42779953
>>42779956
>Anon accidentally takes some damage to his helmet that just exposes one of his eyes during a particularly risky move to snag a comeback victory
>Eventually has to cover the hole up with his hand because the woman interviewing him keeps fainting when she looks him in the eye
At least Team A-NON's merch sales will get a good bump.
god help him if anyone can get any actual words out of Anon

>> No.42780022

>>42779919
it ruled the slavs?

>> No.42780039

>>42780000
>limited edition A-NON doll with the broken helmet is sold
>sold out literally instantly
>a large majority of the dolls sit on the desks of neet monsters, right next to the monitor.
>nuki scalpers complaining online about how they couldnt get their hands on any of them

>> No.42780095
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>>42780039
>Anon begins to make a habit of signing any merch from fans after races since to him if they went out of their way to manage and buy something with him on it no need to swindle them out of a few more bucks for an autograph
>Absentmindedly replies "why not?" when he hears someone ask why he always signs merch from his fans after a race only to freeze as he looks over
>Turns out the question came from the Rata interviewer that's been hounding him for the better part of a year to say SOMETHING during a post-game rundown
>Looks over and sure enough her Oni camerawoman was broadcasting the entire thing and now has dinner plates for eyes
>Event staff are now absolutely scrambling because they expected him to finally say something after his championship race next month and not in the middle of signing a toy for a father to give it to his child as a birthday present
>Most of Anon's fangirls masturbate themselves to sleep that night to the memory of his voice
>especially his fellow racers

>> No.42780134

>>42780095
The Oni will let me take the rata under my arm if I pass by ? I heard that they are free.

>> No.42780143

>>42780134
Sorry but Raty and Oni are a combo pair. Not to mention if you're not a pilot the Automaton Security will likely zap ya before you got that close

>> No.42780188

>>42780143
I'm fine by taking both but I will need one of those big power armor made to transport crates (and pass through security).

>> No.42780201

>>42780188
>power armor
Just a nice little gift box for one of the mysterious benefactors funding the races!

>> No.42780241

>>42780201
>"I'm only interested in rata fluff and Oni sake, get out of my way, harlot" where the only words pronounced by the intruder before breaching security
>20 000$ of damaged material and a missing tv crew were declared by the race organization
>One of the nuki benefactor express herself on the awful fluff taste of the aggressor and how she should be the one taken away in a two hours rant
>When asked on this case, a local Eros priestess answered: "based and lovepilled"

>> No.42780256

Getting portal'd to the hot spring village!

>> No.42780297

>>42780256
Portaled right over the hot spring on Hag Night!

>> No.42780318

>>42780256
>anon used to hornypost on /mgt/ all the time how he'd walk up to the first mamono he would meet and fuck her on the spot
>his horny autism allowed Eros to lock onto him across dimensions and drag him in
>portal spits him out at the hagville hot springs
>Eros even removed his clothes for convenience
>after all, only a group of extremely thirsty christmas cakes could match this madman's libido
>at least according to his post history
>now he's standing naked and blushing before a bunch of big breasted middle aged monster women

>> No.42780320

>>42780297
>fall into water
>clothes soaked, slowing movement
>water itself slows movement
>steam obscures visibility
>surrounded by predator hags
Anon has no hope of escaping

>> No.42780328

>>42780318
>>42780320
>Anon blindly tries to swim out of the spring
>His face suddenly collides with what feel like two gigantic extra soft pillows
>He looks up
>A hag fox looks down at him
>She's smiling
>Her eyes are closed
>"Ufufu...boya~"

>> No.42780338

>>42780328
>The combination of hot steam and fear of the ultimate fox causes anon to faint

>> No.42780350
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42780350

I have a harem of just choco desert cats and have been elected as their king.

>> No.42780351

>>42780338
>Then Anon awakens an hour later with his head resting on the Ultimate Fox's lap as she softly sings a lullaby

>> No.42780383

>>42780351
Another one lost to the hags
Will we ever be able to defeat them?

>> No.42780408

>>42780383
Never. Hags are just too powerful.

>> No.42780418

>>42779911
That's scandalous, breathfag!

>> No.42780441

>>42780418
Yeah, it's scandalous he hasn't killed himself yet.

>> No.42780448

>>42780418
>replying to him
nigger

>> No.42780476

Do hag breasts defy gravity, or is that only an ancient evil thing?

>> No.42780480

>>42780476
They will adjust themselves based on preference.
Sometimes it is a little difficult if she has gone too long without a milking though

>> No.42780502

>>42780318
>his horny autism allowed Eros to lock onto him across dimensions and drag him in
How does one learn this power? I will hagpost so hard I rip a hole between dimensions

>> No.42780540

>>42780476
Ancient Evil Hags have gravity controlling breasts

>> No.42780572
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>>42780476
There's enough mass to generate their own gravity.

>> No.42780663

>>42780572
>these are the weakest hags
>I would still lose to them
Damn it all!

>> No.42780691

What is the best monster girl magazine and why is it towako?

>> No.42780759

>>42780663
I wouldn't call Yukari the weakest.

>> No.42780852

>>42780448
Beyond possibly trolling specifically your existence by being so vexed by /d/ shit*, they aren't exactly doing anything beyond just making that post regardless of what you do.
You should probably just make a filter if you don't want to see it, can't really control what others post if it doesn't break a rule.

*/d/ shit besides monstergirls. Even if SFW clearly an alternative fetish, and accordingly have threads on /d/

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>>42780502
Post ripe monster ladies and talk about hag sexo, eventually one day you will wake up in another world in someone else's bedroom with a middle-aged monster woman asking you
>and what exactly did you mean by "hag sexo"?

>> No.42780946

Ahah imagine smoking and drinking, not shaving and only going out to buy cheap foods, tobacco and booze post portal. It will be so funny to watch mamonos seeth about it because they can't do anything against it while you slowly kill your health...

>> No.42780953

>>42780852
>can't really control what others post if it doesn't break a rule.
But you can prevent local thread culture from turning into a cesspit. I'll take one or two shitposting faggots over having this trash becoming the accepted norm.
Filters don't work beyond blocking spam bots, it's a retarded meme pushed by those who don't care about upholding standards.

>> No.42780964

>>42780759
Not nearly meaty enough to be a proper hag

>> No.42780982

>>42780852
>You should probably just make a filter if you don't want to see it
Filters are only good if for whatever reason you still want to use a thread that's already mostly garbage.
>if it doesn't break a rule.
At this point it counts as avatar posting.

>> No.42781109

I won't have a funny cat to pet when I returned from work. Portal now or consequences

>> No.42781110

>>42780865
>Wake up in sleeping hag's bedroom
>Door is locked, window stuck closed
>Lean down too close to the edge of the bed and she pulls you into her arms
>Sleeping hag too strong, can't escape her grasp
>So warm and comfy you soon fall asleep

>> No.42781147
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42781147

>>42780964
I can't post her being very meaty.

>> No.42781214

>>42781147
I saw them.

>> No.42781267

Beware the werehag
On the night of the full moon, she gains hight, curves and a tendency to ara

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>>42781214
Well?

>> No.42781283
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42781283

(MGE Bloodborne)
>This all takes place in a small city on the outskirts of Order territory
>The moon presence aka the bloodmoon goddess is the goddess of the Sabbath, she is a lovecraftian loli like being of otherworldly power
>Human males become Hentai monsters from drinking the essence of the bloodmoon goddess and will only want to copulate with Mamonos
>The transfigured human males would be able to go in and out of these monstrous forms similar to chaos incubi that live in the abyss with their monster wives.
>The Bloodmoon Goddess’s essence is secretly her titty milk and is sold like holstaur milk
>If human females drink the essence of the bloodmoon goddess they will become mamono instantly and will seek out a human man to be with and claim him as her husband.
>Undead demon realm beasts would be a thing in this city too after the bloodmoon goddess’s energy takes over the whole city completely
>That the whole city would be filled with lovecraftian beings full of lewdness and weirdness

>> No.42781285
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42781285

I want to be "eaten"

>> No.42781350

>>42781283
Not bad but you're missing the werewolf part. You would find a lot of beast girls.
Also "hunter" but it's hard to not make them grim.

>> No.42781379

>>42781350
That can be included it’s mostly the basic lore of the city so a lot more things can be added that I forgot to put in the green text.

>> No.42781467

>>42781283
>buy milk
>pour milk in cereal
>become crotchsquid
Dumb lolis and their dumb goddess.

>> No.42781514

>>42781270
I wanna suck em

>> No.42781537

>>42781467
You should’ve read the labels on the milk of the side effects of drinking it that’s kinda your fault for not reading.

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42781657

I want to perform passionate babymaking sex with this rabbit. Complete with loving marriage and happy family life in the countryside.

>> No.42781711
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42781711

>>42781657
Confession!

>> No.42781824

>>42781283
and insight is basically the level of exporuse you've had to mamano mana. Allowing to see through the small illusions. A"hunter" is just a man searching for a spefiec type of monster girl to marry,

>> No.42781853

>>42781350
Also the hunters can probably just be some type of special order soldiers, of course they get defeated easily by the Mamonos like in normal canon and if I remember correctly there is a path in Bloodborne to become a beast for the hunters so it can be tweaked a little bit to fit without worrying about grim shit.

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>>42781824
That can work too.

>> No.42781878

>>42781853
All hunter's tools and weapons should be in demon silver to be sure

>> No.42781890

>>42781863
I want to Molly this big cat.

>> No.42781925

>>42781878
>eros blessed kikihammer
>does the same as the normal hammer but with a free kiki to help ypu on your quest into the bowls of this place
also the hunters dream is so a hunter can try again if they fall in battle, but its something they have to think about but can't be abused more than 20 times

>> No.42781939

>>42781925
Why 20 times ?

>> No.42781949

>>42781939
dunno, why not 69 times and if they to do so, they get to marry the living doll

>> No.42781970

>>42781925
>bowls
All I can imagine now is a kiki companion who calls you at the worst possible times like Roman.

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>>42781711
She's getting assertive!

>> No.42782072

Attempt to tame a hellhound: failed
Becoming a hellhounds cumpump: in progress…

https://imgur.com/a/VEVvz4V

>> No.42782093

>>42782072
Of course he failed. He didn't give a firm handshake or maintain eye contact.

>> No.42782101

>>42782072
Seems the quality of the pic seemed to have gotten mangled during the upload. Sorry about that.

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>>42782072
To properly tame a hellhound you need to start at a young age

>> No.42782152

>>42782072
>be adventurer
>just walking though a dungeon
>get a notification
>”job change: adventurer-> hellhound slave”
>… what?
>two seconds later your balls deep in a hellhound and getting raped for the first time by your new wife

>> No.42782153

>>42782093
You know you're in good hands when a Hellhound hires you.
>>42782101
Imgur does that to JPGs. Try Imgbox or catbox.moe next time.

>> No.42782223

>>42782140
Or use raging mushrooms, It's turn them into masochist

>> No.42782243

>>42782223
>>42782223
A masochistic hellhound sounds hot as hell

>> No.42782251

>>42782243
She is anon, She is...

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>>42782243
Urge to bully intensifies...

>> No.42782296

>>42781267
So she's normally very short with a modest chest?

>> No.42782302

>>42782243
>>42782265
Hellhounds are made to be tamed, they just don't know it

>> No.42782307

>>42781514
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6102600?

>> No.42782389

I wonder, how many rich monsters would pay poor humans for their first Born sons

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42782446

Damnit, KC is hot

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>>42782389
I often think about this scenario
>post-portals world
>some young anon is wasting his life away in his parent's basement
>one day they get a visit from a very pale and elegant lady
>anon overhears fragments of their conversation
>"wait, you'd pay us HOW MUCH?"
>"and I'd get HOW MANY grandchildren?"
15 minutes later, mom comes down to anon's basement
>"anon, pack your stuff"
>"you're coming with this nice lady"
In the end anon's life didn't change much, except now he's fucking Wight pussy instead of his hand

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>>42779811

>> No.42782552
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42782552

What about a cursed armor that looks like a Cait Sith fursuit?

>> No.42782584

>>42782495
What if you're a 20-something wasting away in a shithole apartment working a shit job? Just asking for a friend haha

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>> No.42782599

>>42782495
I wish I was bought by a meaty hag...

>> No.42782603

>>42782552
If mention something like that again, I will rape you chesh-sama.

>> No.42782616

>>42782495
i'd also feel like they would also try and pay an orphanage for one

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42782638

>>42782603
Sexo the Cato inside of a costume? How lewd!

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>>42779811

>> No.42782653

>>42782638
Just because she's named Taiga doesn't make her one.

>> No.42782682

>>42782616
Would there even be orphanages? Hospitals probably have a problem with single monsters sneaking into the newborn wards, trying to find orphan babies to adopt.

>> No.42782696

>>42782682
yeah i'd imagine since monster girl orphans can still be a thing

>> No.42782701
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>>42782653
She's basically an Ocelomeh. Kemono Ocelomeh Living Armor

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>>42782584
wagie wagie...

>> No.42782719

>>42782701
Oh I'm aware.
Third ascension is best.

>> No.42782731

>you will be a lapcat to a hag
>you will own nothing
>you will be happy
>now go to sleep

>> No.42782759

>>42782731
nah, i just do something rather dangerous and let her stay at home watching the kids

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>> No.42782786

anons do you think amazons exist in the amazon rain forest in mge

>> No.42782807

>>42782769
Padded fangs?

>> No.42782809

>>42782786
Absolutely. Why else would they call it that?

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>>42782731
Awww man.

>> No.42782840

>>42782731
i'd be more of a lapdog since i'd be extremely horny or very happy being near her

>> No.42782852

>>42782840
You WILL get the lap pillow.
That is your place.

>> No.42782862

>>42782840
>She forces you to sit on her lap everytime you're out in public or at a restaurant

>> No.42782872

>>42782862
im fine with that, if she doesn't mind me dozing off

>> No.42782879

>>42782731
>hag
No.

>> No.42782888
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I'm worried. I can't take a job since company cutlure counts it as engagement. I can't use my NEET bucks to buy trivialities, since even if I get what I pay for, my information might be comprismed and sent to you know who. I keep getting intrusive Eros advertisments, even my mail box keeps getting swamped by love letters. Fuck, I don't trust love, I was supposed to grow bitter and old, so I can't handle all this post-portal madness!

>> No.42782904

>>42782888
>he doesn't know

>> No.42782905

>>42782888
Sounds like you just need to go for a walk to clear your head. I suggest doing it late at night, down a dimly lit alleyway. No monsters would ever be hanging around in a dark alley all hours of the night just to ambush an unmarried man!

>> No.42782913

>>42782872
>Dozing off
Anon you'll be deaf in a year from the cooing and fufufu~ing

>> No.42782919

>>42782872
>>42782913
>anon wakes up with his entire face plastered in lipstick marks

>> No.42782922

>>42782786
Imagine tribe distinction and varities based on environment, imagine volcanic Amazons

>> No.42782939

>>42782922
Are those the kind with even darker skin, obsidian tools and soot marks instead of warpaint?
The ones with almost glowing yellow/golden eyes?

>> No.42782945

>>42782888
Get a kiki. They're professionals so they wont seduce you or anything so they're a safe bet if you want to pretend you're spoken for
Plus she'll keep your room clean and make delicious borscht for you on those late work nights when you've missed dinner and are too tired to cook for yourself

>> No.42782961

>>42782919
why can i see two married older monsters tlaking about how cute their anons when the two in questions are catching some zzs

>> No.42782962

>>42782919
That's always a nice trope, reminds me of the scene with akko and bed chan from MGD
I love those two

>> No.42782966

>>42782939
Yes, I'd also want their shamens to have fire magic

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>>42782905
I was thought to trust officers at all times. But they keep driving by my house at way too late for working hours. They claim is to make sure nothing suspiscious is at foot, but I don't know what to make of it anymore. Think I will remain inside till is more clear of what is going on out there.
>>42782945
Bro, I escaped to the west to not be reminded of the place I hail from. Hard pass. I don't eat home made meals, only rations pre-portal is safe anyway.

>> No.42782974

I punch shark girl in the nose.

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>>42779811
Imagine fucking REAL wolfpussy.

>> No.42782981
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>>42782872
Spoiled rotten.

>> No.42782994

>>42782446
Would be better if she had some hips

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>>42782969
>only rations pre-portal is safe anyway.
>He doesn't realize a shog broke into his house and assimilated all his rations
Can't beat the shog

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>>42782495
I really like wights but if one came after me I think I wouldn't believe them, why would a noble lady want me out of anyone else y'know?

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>>42783007
>I wish
Wait... I mean preposterous! I'm sure no Magic Material, let alone eldritch horror has assimilated my bed sheets and keeps snuggling up to me when my anxiety gets too bad.

>> No.42783050

>>42783022
That kind of talk gest you love corrected anon. Keep it down before the Cupids are notified.

>> No.42783067

>>42783022
>why would a noble lady want me out of anyone else y'know?
Precisely because men like you make the best boytoys. Same reason why Lvl 1 slimes are for max level adventurers.

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>>42783022
We need more parent-child bonding art. It's just oddly satisfying to see

>> No.42783147

>>42783123
It Is cute, hell part of the reason MGE is so nice is that I get to be a father

>> No.42783148

>>42783030
Burn your sheets just in case. I'm currently living in an almost empty basement. The cold floor is breaking my back when I sleep but It's safer

>> No.42783157

>>42783030
>Imagine you try getting out of bed in the middle of night from a nightmare
>Your sheets tighten gently and you hear a soft soothing voice whisper "Go back to sleep dear, you're safe, and it's bedtime.*
Shogs are too strong

>> No.42783162

>>42783148
Anon when MGC police find out you'll be handed over directly to the Eros camps

>> No.42783167

>>42783162
Why would they? I did nothing wrong or illegal.

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>>42783067
If a wight called me her boytoy I think I would go catatonic

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>>42783050
Pfft what are cupids gonna do? Shoot me?

>> No.42783188

>>42783167
Avoiding being accosted to the point where you harm yourself is one of the highest felonies in MGC
Beware the extremists

>> No.42783199

>>42783173
Now I'm imagining undead pickup lines
>Hey anon, can you imagine what lack of gag reflex and no need to breathe can do? wink wink

>> No.42783212

>>42783188
>Hitting your toes is considered hurting yourself
Fuck them. That why I'm surrounded by bear traps and claymores in a cold and humid basement.

>> No.42783223

>>42783199
automatons can do that as well as being better at that

>> No.42783232

>>42783223
>Choosing between flesh golem or metal golem
I will take the vanilla one

>> No.42783271

Game?

>> No.42783277

>>42783232
so automaton? she has flesh, just of an artificial nature

>> No.42783283

>>42783148
but my tears will alert the love squads, that's a no go.
>>42783157
I swear i'm not crazy, is normal to hear sweet talk coming from the coffe maker. I'm just fine.
>>42783173
Damn it, can't even escape the adverts here! I would use ad block if it wasn't for the damn joint effort of the Sabbath and Eros to ban such things. "Protecting male's from feelings of inadequacy" my ass!
>>42783183
>thinking the love squad would give you the bliss of death
If only you knew how things truly are.

>> No.42783303

automaton, golem or living doll, which is better?

>> No.42783327

>>42783303
when it comes to artificial life it's familiar or gargoyle for me

>> No.42783336

>>42783327
gargoyles for me are more of a living being thats hides itself as an object

>> No.42783379

>>42783283
Don't cry, you're not a faggot.

>> No.42783425

>>42783303
lava golem

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>>42779811

>> No.42783453

>>42783442
bugs are cute

>> No.42783455

>>42783303
A living doll if she looks and acts like the one in Bloodborne...

>> No.42783460

>>42783455
victorian? pretty easy, most of them are actually

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>>42783453
True!

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>>42783123

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>>42783283
>Damn it, can't even escape the adverts here! I would use ad block if it wasn't for the damn joint effort of the Sabbath and Eros to ban such things.
You can make them go away by clicking on them and giving them your IP, trust me I would never try to trick you

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>>42783545
I kind of like how monster girl dreams did it, granted yen was a bunny but still she got more demonic as she grew in power

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>>42783574
i was wondering where all the communion kefir went

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>>42783481

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>> No.42783677
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Ven is not a hag. Hags are old and wrinkly. Also, I will prove myself to her and not become a pet.

>> No.42783702

The chief goddess seethes whenever she sees a monster dressed as a slutty nun.

>> No.42783734

>>42783550
Stupid bunyip, I'm still waiting to see one of your kind in my garden.

>> No.42783749

>>42783702
it's not as if her nuns are any less outrageous

>> No.42783800

>>42783677
Be quiet, milkdrinker.

>> No.42783910

>>42783173
I WILL NEVER BE A TALL MEATY HAG'S BOYTOY , no sir!

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>>42783572
magic lady ero

>> No.42784021

>>42779836
Kot Solaar will always be the greatest pilot of all time, helps that she's an old Siberian Jinko

>> No.42784043

I want ojou-sama dark mage that looks like Luvia.

>> No.42784053

>>42779991
I love this

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>>42783955
Magic child erotic

>> No.42784134

>>42783955
She looks like she has sensitive inverted nipples.

>> No.42784184

>>42783677
>A few hours later Anon is found with a collar on his neck hugging her leg muttering words of love for Yen
Sorry Anon, ya can't beat her. Just enjoy being her needy pet

>> No.42784191

>>42783955
Eros dark mages scary, anytime she sees anyone sightly lonely she would just immediately blast them with love arrow like spells

>> No.42784209

>>42784021
Tell me more about this "Kot".

>> No.42784222

>>42783910
>t. Hagbait

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>>42784209
Kot Solaar was a pilot in the F3600 era, and the most successful of them all, winning more championships than all other F3600 pilots combined. Also she's the oldest of all the pilots.

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>>42784232
Is that so?

>> No.42784263

>>42783199
>undead pickup lines

>life is a cage and death is the key
>all your cum now belongs to me
>https://youtu.be/7Do70nztRNE?t=76

>> No.42784440

>>42783702
Chief Goddess malds like a programmer getting fooled by faulty code every time a Mamano does anything.

>> No.42784453

king in the mountain tropes offers a lot of interesting scenarios

>> No.42784454

>>42784263
>I don't eat brains, but I do swallow.
I'm ashamed to admit that these pickup lines would work on me.

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“Stinky” Dog Hags they got that smell to make your mind go wild.

>> No.42784538

I'm telling you, ever since they took over this city, something's been odd. The new "Department of Love"? and those Cupid beat cops? They'll shoot a man with an arrow if he so looks at a monster a little to long! And don't get me started on those demon bureaucrats! So many forms, files, and contracts- took me almost 3 hours just to get a parking permit! Don't sign anything without reading it first, that's how they got my buddy down the hall. I swear they put something in the water.....I get a boner everytime I drink from the tap! There's an eros conspiracy in this city, and no one seems to notice!

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>>42782302
Indeed. In fact according to a certain demi-god they are very into breath control play (if you count Cerberus as a hellhound).

>> No.42784565

Some of you guys would absolutely ruin your monster daughters.
Men want strong, wild and proactive monsters.
You guys will raise introverted nerds who spent most of their childhood playing video games and watching anime with their NEET dad.

>> No.42784589

>>42784565
I'd probably end up being raped by my daughters

>> No.42784595

>>42784589
Okay who gave the dark elf’s husband a computer.

>> No.42784604

>>42784589
Please have some dignity.
Just give her a stern talking about no rape in the house.

>> No.42784615

>>42784565
My wife will be a role model for my daughters.

>> No.42784617

>>42784604
>dignity
dignity is a meme, I want to worship mamono supremacy

>> No.42784641

>>42784615
The wife should definitely do most of the education depending on the species.
I mean, what would a dad teach his ushi-oni daughter? To mind her manners?

>> No.42784653

>>42784641
maths

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42784663

We need more big girls
Fun fuct: In greek mythology giants (gigantes) were born from the blood Uranus after he was castrated, while the severed genitals of Uranus falling into the sea resulted in a white foam from which Aphrodite grew. So in a way they are siblings of the greek goddess of beauty.

>> No.42784679

>>42779828
But how would you know that the portal leads to MGE? That's why I'd never trust a succubus.

>> No.42784682

>>42784663
mokele mbembe monster girl she would be a strong fat choco woman that lives in the depths of the notcongo.

>> No.42784695

>>42784565
I will try my best to raise good kids, at least I like hiking

>> No.42784728

>>42784663
A 9ft tall monster should be manageable for most men.
Maybe we'll get that one giant skeleton youkai someday.

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Ven is great and all, but I really want to see how things go with Ushris. And then there's Bat Butt.

>> No.42784783

>>42784757
If she wears panties, she's not getting my cummies.

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>>42784538
Your location is being traced. Manticorps are inbound. Please remain where you are citizen.

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>> No.42784845

>>42782072
I want to fail at taming a hellhound.
I bet hellhounds get a real kick out of that

>> No.42784858

I don't want to be horny anymore and I don't think I even want to be loved anymore, I think I just want to be desired.
Just to have some monster girl that actually wants me and would actually put in some effort to try and woo me.

>> No.42784927

>>42784858
She wouldn't even have to do that much to win me over, just be slightly flirty with me and I'd lose

>> No.42784997

>>42784565
>Some of you guys would absolutely ruin your monster daughters.
The wife's msgk genes would probably already do that

>> No.42784999

>>42784858
>>42784927
Sounds like someone needs a flirty vanilla succ.

>> No.42785020

>>42784999
Gonna act all mopey and oblivious until she gets so frustrated she has her way with me

>> No.42785098

>>42784663
I'm not sure I want to hear about the blood from uranus.

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Will anon knight lose it and destroy her ass or keep his composure

>> No.42785125

>>42784999
Yes, and I want it now!

>> No.42785134

>When your mg's theme song starts playing

>> No.42785144

>>42784999
I want a monster girl that I never marry and just have as a constant fuck buddy/flirt.
Sure, even if we move in together it's just so we can fuck even more.

>> No.42785147

>>42785134
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDhpnglzmH4&feature=share
Some jungle cat is going to get COLONIZED

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>>42781350
>You would find a lot of beast girls.
I want to be surrounded by wolf girls

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>> No.42785186

>>42785116
Of course not, Sir Anon would never hurt a defenseless animal, though it's a surprise Cheshire owns a donkey.

>> No.42785222

>>42785098
https://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Hes.+Th.+176

>> No.42785229

>>42785144
Classic Pyrow experience
>we're just fuckbuddies and living together is both more convenient and cheaper
>the marriage is just a formality for tax breaks
>kids too, for even more tax breaks. We're pretty much being paid to fuck now!

>> No.42785244

Edgiest thing you could do in this setting is mixing your blood in chocolate for vampires as a gift

>> No.42785251

>>42785229
Kids would just be a consequence of you repeatedly cumming inside without protection.
The pregnant sex is a nice bonus, so you can't complain.

>> No.42785259

>>42785244
Nope
cuz then the vampire would question why you were cutting yourself
Only SHE is aloud to let blood from you

>> No.42785265

>>42785259
>cutting yourself
Syringe is a cleaner method.

>> No.42785285

>>42785265
I was never good with finding a vein at the doctors

>> No.42785286

>>42785265
Not edgy enough

>> No.42785299

I was sure that KC did a huldra. Then I looked and searched like a madman in a generic lovecraftian story and found out that Huldra entry exists vaguely solely in mind.

>> No.42785304

I don't think blood and chocolate is a good mix

>> No.42785311

>>42784232
dumb jinko

>> No.42785316

>>42785304
Then make some czernina for your vampire wife.

>> No.42785340

>>42785304
but it's full of love

>> No.42785344

>>42785304
how about wine
Just dont mention mankind around them while they drink

>> No.42785358

>>42785304
>angry Shirohebi noises

>> No.42785361

>>42785344
>Just dont mention mankind
I really liked in Magus story, when dhampir daughter started shouting at her mother, reminding her she's a filthy human fucker, who couldn't stop herself from sexing a lowly being and made a dhampir.

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>> No.42785364

>>42785304
You're probably right.
I'd rather my yan stalker monster give me chocolates that are mixed with her love juices.

>> No.42785367

>avoid monsters to the point of self torture
>eros extremists foaming at the mouth
>hags foaming at the mouth
>eros extremist hags [REDACTED]
Beware the danger you are inviting in, it is best to just give up and settle before they pull out the big guns

>> No.42785377

Dragons are cringe!

>> No.42785383

>>42785377
And Griffons are based.

>> No.42785389

>>42785383
any chimeric species is super neat

>> No.42785401

>>42785364
>"okay fine I'll eat them, but you didn't add your blood to the chocolates, right? like all those batshit crazy yandere girls all do"
>"no, of course not!"
>anon's crazed stalker unilateral gf blushes as she's watching anon eat the chcololates
>she didn't lie and there was no blood in them like he feared, they were made with love.

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>>42785401
Anna would be a Hebi wouldn’t she.

>> No.42785466

>>42785383
based on what

>> No.42785493

>>42785454
or a jub-jub, she was ultra thirsty

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>>42785367
But I love playing hard to get it’s more iconic that way when I finally do fall in love with the mamonos that were trying to take me down.

>> No.42785534

>>42785499
So you want a meaty hag that will physically attach herself to you 24/7, gotcha

>> No.42785555
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>>42785534
Night gaunt hag?

>> No.42785572

>>42785555
NEED
GROPEABLE
GAUNT

>> No.42785728
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ded
But not down.

>> No.42785817
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>> No.42785820

>>42785728
Monstergirls who spam love emojis make the best wives.

>> No.42785833
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>> No.42785856

I'm gonna go yell racial slurs at the hellhounds.

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>>42785728

>> No.42785862
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>>42785817
Need to get kidnapped by a yandere doggy onee-chan.

>> No.42785868

>>42785856
>HELLHOUNDS TONGUE MY ANUS!
>"didn't know you are into that, white boi~"

>> No.42785877

>>42785856
No don’t be mean to the charcoal dogs.

>> No.42785881

Stupid lore regarding question
Is it possible to breed a zombie girl and a human male?
Any arguments regarding this issue?

>> No.42785889
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>>42785728
10 YEARS OF UNDEAD PUSSY AND ASS

>> No.42785890

>>42785881
Huh what do you mean are you trying to set up your son with your Zombie friend Miss Wight.

>> No.42785892

>>42785881
Why would there be any issue with this? Are you new?

>> No.42785898

The PPP

>> No.42785912
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>>42779811
Lizard butt

>> No.42785920

>>42785912
So what?

>> No.42785923
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>>42785912

>> No.42785927

>>42785898
Pharaohs, Pyrows, Pixes?

>> No.42785954

>>42785299
That was Bollocks years ago being a fucktard.

>> No.42785956

I want dinosaur monster girls.
I want big mommy T-Rex.

>> No.42785973
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It's time for gumbo.

>> No.42785982

>>42785927
P'orc Paizuri Platoon

>> No.42785988

>>42785982
Pleasing Pretty Piggies

>> No.42786013

>>42785892
I was wondering whether it would be logical for my zombie waifu to bear my children

>> No.42786015

>>42785881
Lc said yes

>> No.42786021

>>42786015
Who’s LC KC’s long lost brother?

>> No.42786029
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>>42786015
>Lc
Who?

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>>42785973

>> No.42786052

>>42785927
Plump Preteen Pharaoh

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>>42784617
Imagine being this whipped by monsters! I for one would never submit to a monster and become their pet, no sir! I'm a strong independent man!

>> No.42786101

>>42784641
Discreet math and quantum physics

>> No.42786123

>>42784565
im going to teach how to get to men to open up their hearts, Moms are gonna teach her how to both get a ring on their finger how to get laid.

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>>42785367
Pfft- I'm not scared of some hags! They wouldn't be able to get me I'm too fast!

>> No.42786148

Never say im hungry when:holsts, old foxes, old monsters in general, all the plant monsters, shrooms, or wurms

>> No.42786157

>>42786148
>Wurms
Why? What would wurmy do?

>> No.42786167

>>42786157
wurms tend to have massive breasts.... also they can hear from the underground anything above ground

>> No.42786187

I want to fuck anubis buttholes.

>> No.42786214

>>42786187
Will you kiss, lick, and finger them first?

>> No.42786232

>>42785367
somewhat funny MGE rougelike idea actually
>player characters are all human men
>no attacks, only evasion and defensive moves
>health is resistance, getting hit while on or below 0 resistance is a game over and the player character gives in to the attacking monster.
>monsters will occasionally spawn while on a stage, ontop of the stage's prexisting spawns.
>since monsters cant be defeated, the longer you stay on a stage the more you have chasing after you.
>higher stage count and higher run time = more powerful monsters and monster variants spawning
>but stages are littered with items to improve defense and evasion
>victory condition is lasting long enough to get to one of the gods, however monsters dont really see 'losing' as a fail condition.
and now that i think about it, this actually would be kinda fun to play, with how many monsters and possible variants there are you could randomize what spawns where and when so part of the fun is hunting down your desired monster.

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>>42786214
Yes I will make love to the Anubis’s butt all of them like getting their butts assaulted by their husbands.

>> No.42786258

>>42786232
>tfw when i know wurms, jabberwocks, and bogie would be at the last wave
fuck im have to dance a lot around the monsters

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>> No.42786277

>>42786232
I'd play that, although I feel like it would be a trick with Gremlins taking your data and then posting it publicly to show which girls you like to lose to the most

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Sure is dead in here right now.

>> No.42786353

be wary of any woman with something leaf like on their head

>> No.42786357

>>42786345
I mean some people are probably just getting off of work so the thread will probably awaken back up soon shortly.

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>> No.42786412

>>42785362
>It's going up your button AND you will like it.

>> No.42786419

>>42785493
>>42785454
There is an image of her as a jubjub. Makes sense given how much "love nectar" she produces.

>> No.42786429

>>42786277
actually gives me a idea for how gremlins would work
>gremlins can spawn near the edge of the map, along with two automatons
>while active all other monsters become greatly buffed in terms of speed and focus (how easy it is for distraction or disorientation types of moves to work, and how long the monster stays confused after a perfect dodge)
>the automatons themselves are the greatest threat in the room outside of eros and abyss monsters (both of which act as minibosses), they move slowly but have heavy hits that stun for a while and will drop resistance to 0 on lighter builds. almost guaranteeing a game over if they do land a hit
>you can chase the gremlin to get it to leave, this removes the buffs and makes the automatons despawn. HOWEVER getting near the gremin with 0 resistance will cause you to 'lose' to it
>the chance of your preferred monster spawning also rises the longer you leave the gremlin alone (you can set preferences before entering a run)

anyways, i might actually try my hand at this. but dont expect frequent or consistent development as i am incredibly lazy.
anyone know where i can find models for MGE monster girls?

>> No.42786444

>>42786429
If you mean 3d your best best would be: https://guminit.booth.pm/items/3344918
But they are kind of overpriced for what they are. The free option is just grab a few koikatsu cards. There was an anon who said he was making a manticore but that apparently went nowhere.

>> No.42786466

>>42786444
>44usd (assuming jpy is yen)
ehhh thats not bad on its own but considering i intend to include most monsters in the game (with obvious exclusions like siths or humpty egg) it will add up quite fast.
i'll need to look for free options or go through the painful process of making ~220 MGE models on my own.

>> No.42786496

>>42784641
>think you're safe from monsters because you brought three friends with demon silver machine guns
>get taken out by a nerd ushi who grew up playing L4D and gamed out all the ways to pick off a group of armed survivors

>> No.42786510

reminder that calling kakuens "rape apes" is highly offensive and may result in you getting raped

>> No.42786523
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I'm refusing to fight monsters until they put on some actual armor or at the very least some clothing. No, it's not because I have a thing for women in armor

>> No.42786533

>>42786510
imma call them redasses

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>>42786466
speak for yourself.

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>>42779811

>> No.42786620

>>42786510
Rape escape

>> No.42786621

>>42786612
>bunkershit
Fag

>> No.42786624

>>42786523
Practical armor is erotic

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>> No.42786652
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What girls are most likely to be neets? I wanna say sandworms, trumparts, oomukades, and cockatrices

>> No.42786708

uhhh whats the difference between kobold and cu sith

>> No.42786714

>>42786642
>>42786652
Cute, did you guys draw these? Never saw em before

>> No.42786721

>>42786708
One is furshit, I'm also pretty sure ku siths come directly from actual dogs while kobolds are their own thing

>> No.42786728

>>42786708
One is the monster girl form of kobold. Usually a lizard in the west. The other is from a dog.

>> No.42786740

>>42786708
one has their whole body covered in fur, the other doesnt and has human skin.
this is the primary distinction between monster girls and furshit, learn it well.

>> No.42786748

>>42786721
>>42786728
>>42786740
can I pet both?

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>> No.42786769
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42786769

Still wondering why this has a yandere tag on Gelbooru does this image have a story behind it or something of a yandere kakuen or is it just poor tagging.

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>>42786748
You may

>> No.42786791

>>42786769
I've seen regular ass girls get slime tags before, it's probably just some dude adding some backstory most people don't know or something

>> No.42786828

>>42786015
Literally who

>> No.42786902

Sexy older monkey aunties

>> No.42786918
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Why are foxes so mean?

>> No.42786944

>>42786918
overpopulation
>most fox families have three kids
>the occasional 1k+ children sex addicts
they have to struggle and fight for a man if they dont want to end up in a harem.

>> No.42786954

>>42786918
Wow anon you really like posting the exact same image around the exact same times without fail every single day huh?

>> No.42786955
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What do you think is going through her mind?

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>>42786955
meat & sex

>> No.42786964

>>42786955
how cute anon looked today and how she should fucking get him, She self-sabotages in the most adorably inept way possible

>> No.42786967
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>>42786955
She’s thinking on all the ways of how she’s gonna give her husband to be rape correction after he did some stupid shit to set her off.

>> No.42786968

Sally of the House of Mander

>> No.42786992

>>42786967
I try to pet the hound

>> No.42787005
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Everybody talks about the stereotypical hakutaku as a teacher, but what about a haku who is paid by museums to use her psychometry on weird artifacts like the Antikythera mechanism?

>> No.42787010

>>42787005
in english, nerd

>> No.42787028

>>42786955
Donuts.

>> No.42787098

>>42787005
She can try and teach me things, but I'm more interested in sniffing her breath

>> No.42787125

>>42779811
What would be the result of boy bands or male idols/idol boys playing and performing their concerts or Lives in a demon realm or monstergirl territory? Would it be a recipe for disaster?

>> No.42787126
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>>42787005
Or the Voynich Manuscript!

>> No.42787132

>>42787126
! ! (Green version)

>> No.42787329

ded

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>> No.42787368

Monster girls are agents of the antichrist. Repent before it is too late.

>> No.42787373

>>42787329
sex the undead

>> No.42787375
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Just your normal “average” day in the city of Yharnam.

>> No.42787395
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>>42787368
Turn all monster girls into nuns.

>> No.42787423

>>42787395
dont respond to bait and try and get a better pic

>> No.42787474
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>>42787423
Yeah I deleted a lot of my monster girl photos and took a break for a little bit from here, where that was my only monster girl nun photo I had and even I felt there’s flaws in the drawing that the head feels too small.

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>>42785401
Of course, hebis always bake their cookies with love even as ingredient.

>> No.42787523
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>>42787474
i met quailty
and heres a nun dragon

>> No.42787533

>>42787523
Dork detected

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>> No.42787553

>>42787542
ah miss bighead

>> No.42787578

>>42787511
>those nipples
Anon, I dpn't think it was blood that she added.

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>>42787375
Can I move to Yharnam? Seems like a nice quaint place

>> No.42787586

>>42787578
it could be chilly

>> No.42787592
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>>42787474
Here a succ nun

>> No.42787597

>>42787511
I trust her. It's not like she's a fox afterall

>> No.42787599

>>42787533
dragons are dork

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>The church grim is a guardian spirit in English and Nordic folklore that oversees the welfare of a particular Christian church, and protects the churchyard from those who would profane and commit sacrilege against it. It often appears as a black dog but is known to take the form of other animals.

>> No.42787668

>>42787592
I don't trust this nun.

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>> No.42787679

>>42786781
I would.

>> No.42787683

>>42787676
i trust this nun

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Lewd succ playing with herself.

>> No.42787723
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>>42786955

>> No.42787734
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>> No.42787744

the thighs should be soft, meat, and most of all, must jiggle. thats the sign of an extremely fertile monster girl

>> No.42787747

>>42787723
>Pressing beans up against the glass
This hound is a major pervert

>> No.42787755

I'm taking my pitbull kobold gf to the orphanage.
she is hungry

>> No.42787811
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Mofubrain affects both sexes equally.

>> No.42787814

>>42787811
me in the bed

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>> No.42787853

>>42787755
I am normally anti pit but that Kobold literally did nothing wrong, chewing up some furniture is no reason to take her to the orphanage.

>> No.42787855
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>> No.42787865

>>42787853
anon...
I don't think you got the joke...

>> No.42787872

>>42787865
I did, I just didn't want to go to that dark place.

>> No.42787904

>>42787865
i thought jokes were meant to be funny

>> No.42787914
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>>42787904
>be kobold pitbull
>go to orphanage
>all the children are already being eaten

>> No.42787929

Been gone for a month because of family issues. I'm back and what did I miss?

>> No.42787931

>>42787668
Racism, she is merely trying to save your soul for the falle-er Chief God anon. Just go with her into the dark confession booth that is conveniently soundproof

>> No.42787932

>>42787929
loli black dragon

>> No.42787936

>>42787929
Probably the most exciting month for ages. You had to be there to believe it.

>> No.42787938
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>>42787855
Very nice

>> No.42787940

>>42785728
>Gyaru Banshee
Oh lawdy my heart.

>> No.42787943

>>42787929
Retarded drama, a new dragon gal that meres you, also the game is being worked on still it probably will just be indefinite or a really long time so that's a nice change of pace.

>> No.42787947

>>42787929
Angery cuckholds got cucked out of their fetishes, Cheshire is getting an official figure, loads of fun.

>> No.42787948
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What did you do to upset the lizardman Anons?

>> No.42787949

>>42787943
Saying the game is being worked on doesn't actually change anything.

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>> No.42787966

what would a toadline pitbull kobold look like?

>> No.42787970

>>42787948
swords as a primary are stupid and just trying to be cool

>> No.42787973

>>42787949
I mean yeah if literally nothing was being worked on that would be weird but music is still being worked, on KC still has the employees, he's expanding with a figurine, I'd say things are looking fairly okay at the moment for the game. I expect it in maybe a decade, if ever. It might just get constant updates and never truly be finished and like released as a standalone game

>> No.42787977

>>42787929
>New MG basically a Black Dragon and their nations and a mention of another MG species.

>The game is still in development but we are not going to see any new updates any time soon, maybe after a decade. So basically game is never coming out.

>KC said he will release a Q&A every end of the month where he answers questions. He's already collected some questions for Febs Q&A but I don't see any answers yet.

>> No.42787989

>>42787973
I wish I was crazy too.

>> No.42787993

>>42787966
Angry shortstack.

>> No.42788000

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that life is full of opportunities....its just that most of those opportunities in the Brimstone District end in rape

>> No.42788005

>>42787993
That might be the only way to rehab smashed and slammed.

>> No.42788007

>>42788000
thats why i live on elder lane

>> No.42788012

Extremist raiju with distinctive red lightning

>> No.42788013

>>42787929
Wightfag got outed by KC publicly as a cuckold and essentially banned from commissioning MGE Wight design artwork, leading to rules being published in English to brow beat people. Cross said he's doing more Q&As for his Patreon members. Sithfag was outed as an Absolutely Irish twat who can't help but doompost. There's a new mesugaki type Black Dragon girl called the Malef who meres you and Dragonnewts were mentioned. Last but not least there was retarded drama between Discordfags, crossboarding tourists, Aux the /monster/ admin being a funny lad and a flock of seagulls.

>> No.42788023
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>> No.42788029

>>42788012
she's already got the rape dial set to 11. any significant difference to her besides color palette?

>> No.42788057

>>42788013
From what Ive understood the Black Dragons aren't all mesugaki in bodytype. You can have hags with them or just older women just that KC drew a mesugaki cause he is a lolicon.

>> No.42788064

wurms are not to be feared
jabberwocks should be, they are great at voice mimicry

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>>42787950
Hot.

>> No.42788073

>>42787970
You're lucky she didn't attack you immediately for saying that

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>>42788029
The rape dial is set to twelve and it was just kinda an idea that popped into my head when thinking about what an extremist raiju would look like, since pretty most raiju pics I find are spitting image of the profile girl
Barring that one big titty purple raiju that pops up every now and then

>> No.42788100

>>42787948
Called off our fight because I fucked up my knee doing a 540* swing kick

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>>42780351
I want ms. fox to cuddle and sing to me...

>> No.42788133

>>42788091
Raijus are already strong, If they could have really cool colors of lightning that would be unfair man
Monsters use cheat codes!

>> No.42788140

March approaches. I want to march into a rabbit girl's den and claim her as my lover!

>> No.42788145

>>42788057
Fair.

>> No.42788151

>>42787368
Ok retard.

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Let's play a game: Choose a demon from the abrahamic religions and folklore and turn them into a demon girl. Describe her appearance and personality.

>> No.42788185

>>42782495
Thinking about a mamono going to (you)r parents and trying to buy you with a dowry. I want it to happen to me

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Why are rabbits like this?

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>>42788133
If people can have greenfire and bluefire hellhounds, I want multicolored raiju too, besides, colored lightning is always really cool and great ways to make a girl distinct amongst other raiju

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>>42783188
Extremist SWAT teams, comprised of the regiment's most gentle and restrained soldiers, are sent to the homes of poor men like this to carefully coax them out of hiding and stop them from hurting themselves.
You haven't seen a real soldier of Eros at work until you've seen her approach and soothe a human like he's a frightened deer.

>> No.42788244

>>42788238
>Cupid gently places a breaching charge on your door.

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>>42783379
Men who say such things have little defense against the Demon Lord's cuddliest cry-inducing soldiers.

>> No.42788268

>>42788238
The Love Squads are very real, I don't care how they try to rebrand. We must remain vigilant and wary against their tactics.
>>42788245
This one understands the true danger of human emotions. How will I manage to be miserable and alone, when my resitance only makes it more hazardous each day I go without hugs? I fear for what might happen if I am ever caught by suprise.

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Need Gazer hugs

>> No.42788298

>>42788268
The love squad is coming for you anon, they never miss their mark. You will be a happy husband to a loving wife

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>>42788268
I love that there's a mamono who basically exists to teleport into the houses of men who barricade their doors post-portals and make themselves miserable.

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>>42788287
Gazers are good gals

>> No.42788311

>>42788299
That's a BIG boogie, how could any man resist this?!
It's also really funny how DE works, like if the portals opened even if you don't get grabbed one of your household items could monsterize. Imagine getting raped by your fucking blanket or umbrella man

>> No.42788340

Need opinions on Eros re-education camp story, so I'm starting with the protagonist stealing one of those and love curse arrows the permanent ones but with him getting caught. I was considering making the initial interrogation kind of scary with them being really mad at him because they thought he was going to use it on someone else, they would become extremely gentle and nice once they realized why he was going to use it. I feel like that level of self-hatred would be kind of alien to most monsters which is why I would want some type of initial misunderstanding but I'm not sure if that gets too edgy or not.
Don't worry it will end up being gentle pretty quickly, I Just kind of want to highlight how scary Eros could be if you do something fucked up

>> No.42788355

>>42788340
No, sounds like a good idea. The scary/doting contrast in Eros girls is nice.

>> No.42788361

>>42788287
Need gazer smugs.

>> No.42788377

>>42787970
For warfare, yeah
for other stuff? depends

>> No.42788424

one day I'll get a commission without the big dog being in cow print. one day

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>>42788238
Imagining the breach charge going off, the squad rushing in, and a demon in an Eros beret walking out a few minutes later carrying a shaking, quietly crying boy that she's humming a quiet lullaby to.

>> No.42788439

>>42788428
There could be a motherly demon, standing on the edge of your peripheral vision RIGHT NOW, but if you turn to see her, she'll hide herself.

>> No.42788451

>>42788439
please dont trigger the schizos paranoia

>> No.42788452

>>42788355
Thank, like I just I'm a good biased though because I do like scary girls especially if it's righteous fury.
The general synopsis I have right now is he steals the arrow gets caught gets sent to the camp gets assigned to an Eros flayer who acts as a talk therapist until he eventually trusts her enough to let her flay him

>> No.42788470

>>42788439
just gotta tell myself she's lying on the bed right behind me while i cuddle a pillow to sleep!

>> No.42788503

whats a fun fact that you could use for monsters?

>> No.42788506
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>>42788503
>fun fact: monsters love you!

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good morning sirs, please to be having a wonderful day, mara bless you and yuor big kok handsome haha. just kidding, sir you have a great day

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>>42788503
Boos in mario are shy becuase guy who designed the enemies for mario 3 has a wife who is shy and doesnt like attention very much

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>>42788503
Fun fact: touch the cow, do it now!

>> No.42788530

>>42788506
Being food isn't love!

>> No.42788547

>>42788514
I'd love to touch a holst but I don't want her to get the wrong ideas.
Kobolds might be the only species you can platonically pet.

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>>42788503
Monsters love puns, especially hellhounds. Oh and foxes are trustworthy and friendly, they'd never trick you. A purple catgirl told me this she gave me the inside scoop

>> No.42788564

>>42788503
>Deep sea monsters get hungry whenever they see snow.
>That is because marine "snow" is a good source of snacks for them.

>> No.42788567

>>42788558
>Monsters love puns, especially hellhounds.
HELL, HOW would that be true?

>> No.42788573

>>42788558
Canine species monsters make for great cops, because they can sniff out crime!

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>>42788558
The harshest punishment for pun-makers is a wife that just doesn't get any of them. At all.

>> No.42788595

>>42788503
monsters below 4 feet are free, you can take them home
this also applies to humans below 6 feet

>> No.42788596

>>42788503
You can Dom a dark elf buy injecting raging mushrooms in your veins (if you heart don't exploded)

>> No.42788599

>>42788514
I desperately wanna sniff that cow's breath!

>> No.42788604

>>42788595
>minding your own business waiting for the bus
>10ft fox casually picks you up and carries to her home
>none of the bystanders even noticed, it's completely normal in MGC

>> No.42788609

>>42788595
>>42788604
And that's why I will never go in this shit hole.

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>>42788604
GIWTWM

>> No.42788620

>>42788595
>tfw the manlet emergency romance act just went into effect in my city
I can pass if I wear boots. Do you think monsters would notice? It's just a little under two inches, I swear!

>> No.42788624

>>42788604
>O-Oh, Miss? Excuse me, Miss?..

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>>42788624
>...

>> No.42788642

>>42788624
>>42788604
>womanlets seething
>they do everything in their power to curtail the abduction of men by citing obscure laws and medieval codes that haven't been used in years
>Ma'am, you can't just take that human, you have to-
>MA'AM! NO! YOU HAVE TO CHALLENGE HIM TO A DUEL!
>NO! YOU CAN'T JUST FUCK HIM IN PUBLIC, IT'S A TUESDAY!
>MA'AM!

>> No.42788647

I want to be with queen ghidorah

>> No.42788652

>>42788595
Men above 6 feet aren't safe either. They get sexually harassed by all sorts of shorter monsters.

>> No.42788663

Do not join discord servers ran by older monsters

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>>42788663
Somehow I don't think ones run by younger monsters would be any better.

>> No.42788684

>>42788663
Can I invite older monsters to my discord then?

>> No.42788704

>>42788663
Why? I joined one and it's pretty chill, just a little weird how one of the mods wants me to go by "Kitten".

>> No.42788709

>>42788679
Imagine losing to a zoomer bahp and then the entire sabbath just starts flossing in front of you.

>> No.42788713

>>42788709
id cringe so hard, it would take a mimic to pull me out to pocket dimension i put myself in

>> No.42788717

>>42788604
>Stab her with a demon silver knife
>Fall from her arms
>Start to run like a goblin on your little legs
Being a dwarf is hard...

>> No.42788721

>>42788663
I only use discord to speak my four friends and my only brother. I'm safe, public server are a mistake.

>> No.42788769

>>42788721
>one of the friends Alps
>now you have an actual discord troon grooming you into liking Alps

>> No.42788788

>>42788769
No. Don't insert that kind of shit.

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Cuddle with a raiju, it's like electrotherapy, but the batter can talk with you, is warm, and she smells nice.

>> No.42788853

gonna incubize on my own and train really hard to grow to 9 feet, just so I can yoink some shortstack from a bus stop myself and turn tables on these stupid monsters

>> No.42788882

I just go home if the male-only train is full.
I'm not risking getting sweater snagged.

>> No.42788898

>>42788853
You can still do that when you're normal height.

>> No.42788914

>>42788805
I can't, the static makes my hair stand up on end and she teases me about it.

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ded?

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>>42788988

>> No.42789084
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How do I tell a raven harpy from a crow harpy?

>> No.42789088

>>42789084
ravens are bigger

>> No.42789123

>>42789084
Ravens eat meat while crows are mostly vegetarian. Bring her a borgar.

>> No.42789157

>>42789123
>crows are mostly vegetarian
no they're not. What kind of birdwatcher are you?

>> No.42789190

>>42789157
not very good, but I have a bird feeder on my yard, that's very popular with all the birds in the town and I never really noticed crows eating the bacon.

>> No.42789249

kiki maid noticing her master likes difficult games!
kiki maid gitting gud at those games to a absurd degree!
kiki maid surprising her master by telling him that she beat all his games for him!
what a good girl!

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>>42788988
My favorite

>> No.42789270

>>42789249
You can't beat escape from tarkov...
I can't find a job, I need to play more... Sorry kiki, you will have to find a new employer.

>> No.42789283

>>42788604
>You will never be harassed, groped, and kidnapped by a fox literally twice your height
Death

>> No.42789337

>>42788704
One very, very strongly insists I always call her 'mama' and always starts panting whenever I call her that in a voice chat. She told me she'd send me a steam gift card if I sent her a picture of myself, easiest 50 bucks I've made lol

>> No.42789341

>>42789084
>crow goes caw, caw
>raven goes kronk, kronk

>> No.42789361

>>42789341
A graduate from the Wurm School of Ornithology, I see.

>> No.42789363

>>42789361
Hey, recognizing birdsong is the foundation of ornithology

>> No.42789364

Frendlee reminder hoomen men beelong in arms ov strong ahksin. Big love.

>> No.42789380

>>42789364
Damn ESL monsters, go back to your /cow/ 4mon board and study some spelling books

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There's a reason that human structures look more aesthetically pleasing when overgrown

>> No.42789398

>>42789380
No kurs monstr.
Not cow. Am ahksin!

Please be nice hoomen. We are too you.

>> No.42789403

>>42789084
I can only speak about local species, but here ravens have uniformly black feathers, while crows have partly black and partly gray plumage.

>> No.42789447

>>42789380
What if I posted a selfie drinking milk on /cow/?

>> No.42789466

>>42789447
Holst mafia will geolocate your location based on the background of the pic, and then you'll get a visit.

>> No.42789468

>>42789084
Crows have a fan shaped tail with sqaure tail feathers while ravens' tails are more wedge shaped with pointed feathers. Ravens also have a wider wingspan and a deep croaking voice.

>> No.42789469

>>42789447
>there are sexy, single cows in your area.
>The know where you are, its already too late.

>> No.42789491

>>42788503
They scare me
>>42788506
This is the reason they scare me, love is a alien concept to me.
>>42788709
This is a close second.

>> No.42789511

>>42789466
I'm afraid my home isn't exactly built for visits as I don't have any seats or a coffee table

>> No.42789536

>>42789511
in that case she will have to sit on your face

>> No.42789542

>>42788709
True loli bapho and Sabbath sounds fun. So many pure, innocent loli breaths to sniff.

>> No.42789555

"Sabbath" rhymes with "heaven"

>> No.42789556

>>42789536
Who is "she"?

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>>42789555
I'm afraid you won't make a good poet, Anon.

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>>42789491
>This is the reason they scare me, love is a alien concept to me.
I know what you mean, it'd be one hell of a project to navigate through all my issues and emotional hang-ups. I wonder if even a monster would bother.

>> No.42789584

>>42787948
swords are useless and outdated and so is she together with lizards and dragon

>> No.42789585

>Sabbath
>Breath
>Sabbreath
Sabbreath Sabbath

>> No.42789609

>>42789576
>I wonder if even a monster would bother
You have enraged the Eros raid boss. Good luck. Thanks for taking all the agro away from me.

>> No.42789616

>>42789576
Same here, MGE is the only place where we have a chance because this universe has been created with this sole purpose. It's pathetic when your think about it. Sadly, it's just fiction... I don't want to wake up anymore.

>> No.42789640

>>42789616
>that's the law
>the law should be fair
Easiest explination for why this setting exists. Life is just rng bullshit.

>> No.42789693

>>42789570
Or possibly he'll become an excellent post-modernist

>> No.42789699

I headcanon that there are lilims named after the 7 deadly sins.
Wrath lim is /fit/.

>> No.42789715

>>42789556
zhe Holstein Holstaur

>> No.42789736

>>42789699
Lust fits perfectly and I guess Wrath is badass, but I don't think Demon Lord is such an asshole mother to name her daughters Gluttony and Sloth.

>> No.42789754

>>42789736
>Sloth
She could tell at one glance that her daughter was going to grow into a full-blown NEET.

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Good morning

>> No.42789758

>>42789715
Is she like, important?

>> No.42789769

>>42789754
Still too mean to rub it in her face.

>> No.42789790

>>42789754
>master thief anon kidnaps the NEETlim
>demands ransom from DL
>DL sends the response
>she thanks him for "getting that deadweight off her shoulders", sends twice as much as he wanted as dowry and tells him to keep her
>NEETlim was too busy playing her shitty gacha to even notice any of this happened

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>>42789754
Well the DL is supposed to be at least around 1000 years old. Maybe the words that ended up being translated as "sloth" and "gluttony" had different meanings/connotations in whatever ancient succubic language she speaks.

>> No.42789815

>>42789790
>dosen't do anything all day
>gets husband for free
Kikicel must be fuming right about now.

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>>42789736
Well the DL is supposed to be at least around 1000 years old. Maybe the words that ended up being translated as "sloth" and "gluttony" had different meanings/connotations in whatever ancient succubic language she speaks.

>> No.42789838

>>42789758
no, she's german

>> No.42789890

which monster make kefir?

>> No.42789939

>>42789838
So not important then?
This will be difficult as I do not speak german

>> No.42789962

>>42789890
Holstaurs.

>In addition to intimate conversation for couples after a bath in LongQuan Village, there's also this! Holstaur's Milk! What's more, it tastes bitter! Carefully selected Demon Beans, grown in Mamono Realms like Royal Makai, are added to fresh milk, which is allowed to be bought freely from any ranch that is part of the Holstaur Cow Association. It's a dream dish made possible by direct imports from there! That's right, put your hand on your hip and please drink some! It's a local Ryu tradition!
It's okay, it's full-fledged Holstaur milk and the amount of mamono mana in it is low, so people can drink it safely. Isn't it even common in some lands among the anti-monster nations who are enemies of monsters? This bitter taste, bitterness, and aroma of Demon Beans firmly complements the delicate and rich taste of Holstaur milk. When cooled for long periods of time, such milk has the effect of clearing up a heated head caused by a LongQuan spring!

>> No.42790097

>>42789962
That's bean milk, I want fresh kefir from the tap, so I'm assuming zombies

>> No.42790117

>>42790097
Ah. I was thinking you were asking about a Monsters making products. I brought up the bitter milk to show that you can take Holstaur milk and play around with it to make different things just like RL with actual cows. So one could make Keffir with Holstaur milk
Never mind then.

>> No.42790200

>>42790117
So that gets my noggin jogging, so a dark priest holst can bless her milk making unholy milk>>42790097

>> No.42790337

Grocery bill when married to a lamia, centaur, arachne, or other large specie mamamo must be absolutely ridiculous.

>> No.42790357 [DELETED] 

>>42790337
Is what you would think but that is offset with sex

>> No.42790362 [DELETED] 

>>42790357
>responding

>> No.42790374

>>42790362
Sorry, didn't read. For fuck sakes, he needs to fuck off already

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