Monster Girl Thread

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Ded

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oh and good morning american sirs

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>>42773675
Today is a good day though.

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would marrying an oriental monster girl give you a bigger tolerance for spicy food?

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What is radicalizing men into becoming wight supremacists?

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>>42773726
That oni is too spicey!

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>>42773676
Hug the big kot into submission

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>>42773726
If your wife is cooking, you'll get used to it sooner or later. To her palate, it probably won't even seem spicy. Better stock up on holst milk just in case.

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>>42773675
Just how I like my women

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>>42773769
hugs get some crazy damage multipliers

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>>42773769
that type of big kot you can do anything into submission
>>42773772
I hope mamonobama is protecting against getting shits and acne then.

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>>42773737
wight ring extremists

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>>42773790
MOLEST FLUFFY EARS UNTIL SHE CAN'T WALK (and bring her home for loving sexo)

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Stupid sexy cats

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>>42773803
>wight ring
you reminded me of the cock angling grandma wight, who was brought back by the wight gf, after Anon mopped about losing her ring
>>42773806
yeah, compliment that mere molly into submission

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>>42773729
Had a dream about being punched in the gut by one of these girls after I said I wouldn't marry a greenskin.

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>>42773737
Bug undeaf tiffies

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>>42773737
Police girl?!

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>>42773828
>Tall, powerful, strong monster that is a highranking noble, general, or village leader
>Barely speaks coherent english
Such a good concept

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>>42773937
It's all fun and games until you get to Dragonia and find out that everybody speaks Welsh.

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>>42773909
should've thought about that before you got kidnapped

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42773968
>She then proceed to skin him alive
Ew

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>>42773974
i'm not going to look into it but i'll believe you

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>>42773909
Well what did you expect when you went into her swamp?

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>>42773664

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>>42773952
>Being a tourist in dragonia and constantly getting hit on, but not understanding a word so you just assume they're all being really, really friendly.

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>>42774021
That's actually really nice. Koikatsu model?

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>>42774021
oh nimble ninja of the Zipangu, what cool tricks can you do?

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>>42774021
As a local freedom fighters I discovered that the balaclava mask can protect from those assassin.

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>>42774027
>dragons keep saying something to you as a greeting
>you've started saying it back and they seem to approve
>later turns out it translates as "you're hot"

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>>42774027
>they get increasingly desperate and start speaking in broken engrish
>"YOU LIKE FUCKY-FUCKY, YES?"
such majestic and dignified creatures

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>>42774041
She can make babies.

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ms echidna sure gets into a lot of fights

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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>>42774053
"Pardon, parlez vous francaise?"

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>>42774039
Yes.
Unfortunately, the mod is paywalled.

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Thinking about her

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>>42774113
Almost perfect, "Français" not Française.

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>>42774113
>visit french district of Dragonia
>they all speak perfect english, but pretend they don't understand a word of what you're saying
>all so you try to talk to them in broken french and end up in some romantic misunderstanding

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>>42774164
>French
>Speaking well English
No, we don't but you will eat the well prepared baguette from the local wyvern baker

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The best smoked meats are all in dragonia. Nowhere else can compete, so you might as well just go ahead and marry a dragon.

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>>42774143
I'll rember that for next time, thank you friend.

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>>42774194
faced with this dire information i understand i have no choice but to propose to some lizard

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I would love to jump the border in dragonia and be an illegal, constantly running from the dragonia police and taking my portable art/ food stand with me

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>>42774195
Happy to help, language barriers when portal open will be either solvet by magic or rise even more.

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>>42774164
So I shouldn't make surrender jokes and jokes about frog legs to my friends in English then?

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Ms. Dragon really has let herself go.

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>>42774249
You could be don't hope to leave with your head on your shoulders (it's temporary and a fun attraction to know what It feel to be a dullahan)

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>>42774231
You can get citizenship if you marry a dragon, no need to be on the run. Say, where are you right now? I know some dragons that would love to ra- er, I mean, love to have a conversation with you.

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>>42774231
How nice of these officers, they just want to help you legalize your citizenship.

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>>42774249
you should and act as much as American stereotype as you can.

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>>42774269
>>42774280
Nah, its fun to run around, also quite hilarious when disguised I paint their portraits in the same way and yet they don't recognize me by brush

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>>42774273
W I D E

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>>42774282
Well, looks like I need to become Senator Armstrong or President Michael Wilson

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>>42774305
This is ideal monster wife size difference

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>>42774282
>anon is treated the finest dragonsteak by a local Dragon chef
>complains that it's too raw
>puts ketchup on it
>legends say his pelvis never fully recovered after this

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>>42774313
Gentle giant.

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>>42774269
Nope, imma go to thr graveyard to paint the pretty old ladies over there

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>>42774282
Right I need to start tipping everyone

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Imma go to the spanish quarter to enjoy some spainard dragon

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Early rough edit for an Eros living armor concept I'm working on. Any ideas are welcome.

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What monster girls are most likely to be simps?

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Ghoul gf...

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>>42774345
looks nice, needs a bit more of an angelic theme to it

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>>42774345
Very nice anon

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be wary of any reptilian or harpy monster making you eggs for breakfast.....

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>>42774336
The spaniard centaurs can be a bit loopy, but they mean well.

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>>42774415
why would centuars be in dragonia?

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This is what peak female form looks like

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>>42774435
k, thats, like, your opinion, man

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>>42774443
im good with normal centuars but thats too far imo

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>>42773664
How hard will a Manticore milk me if I called her a kitty

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>>42774443
Where is the hole.

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>>42774483
Under the skirt. Where else would it be?

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Kuuderes are nice, but please do consider talkative mamonos who won't shut up unless you kiss them.

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>>42774435
That explains why there are more married baphomets than married lilims.

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>>42774435
I'm very weak to sharp teeth and bunny suits.

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>>42774613
centaur.

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>>42773664
I missed it when it was first posted, so I'll say now I really love how the pic came out. Thanks to Yerb and the Anon commissioning these!

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Mmm drinking the titty milk of the bloodmoon goddess.

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we need more art of classic snake

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all these jokes about LV1 slimes beating heroes
what about levl cap achdemons becoming subs for LV1 peasant farmers?

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>>42774735
I always liked her fat tits.

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>>42774742
The farmer didn't even try to defeat her. She just found him so hot that she declared her devotion and submission to him without a fight.

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>>42774613
Is that a Cyclops? Because I can't see any eyestalks.

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>>42774985
Cyclops has a horn and no mofu.

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>>42773737
shroedinger's chesh

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>>42774824
Defeating a high level demon general by saying she's cute!

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>>42774824
The farmer didn't even know she was a demon. She was trying to disguise herself as an unremarkable human girl.

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>>42774548
Powerful monsters are too intimidating, cute little girls have an easier time getting men to drop their guards, becoming closer and sneakily seducing them.

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>>42774345
I feel like you should take away the shield and maybe the sword.

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>>42774548
>lilims.
oh please no one want's those insufferable virgins even dragoncels are more appealing than lilim

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>>42775220
Aren't baphos mandated to carry around a scythe?

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>>42775174
Why? It's not like Eros is against using weapons especially in the name of protection.

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>>42775181
You take that back! Lilims are lovely ladies!

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If the portals opened what monsters would insta loss you? I feel like a chesh would destroy me in seconds, or a manticore

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>>42775308
I just feel like eros things should have a smaller, less aggressive size profile.

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>>42775339
Any cunny

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>>42775360
Childhood friend route unlocked

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>>42775339
Any of my top three so hellhound, demon, or valk

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>Pictured: little fox seconds before snatching anon up in her tails

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>>42775339
I am especially weak to white haired girls. Ren xiongmao, lilim, high orc, zombie, white horn, shirohebi, red cap, and many more. I wouldn't last long.

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Gazer found the Megamorph potions

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>>42775440
Now to take over the world!

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>>42775339
Shoggoth telling me it’s bedtime.

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>>42775434
White hair is a sign of power in MGE.
A Daikejourou would likely live long silky white hair.

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HFYfags:
>If monstergirls invaded Earth there's no way they wouldn't be defeated and studied, our technology can do almost everything their magic can

Also HFYfags:
>omg mamono are such overpowered Mary Sues, they need rape correction by my own overpowered Gary Stu

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>>42775467
ok

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>>42775339
i'd say a shoggoth replacing my bed, but this mattress was expensive so i'd be pretty upset

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I'm a bit annoyed thst most mgs nowadays are confined to isekai

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>>42775467
Man I just want to have lovey dovey sex with my monster wife is that so hard to understand, also technically Gary Stu(DL’s husband) already defeated the Mary Sue(DL) with his cock and changed monster kind forever.

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>>42775339
If a dragon landed in front of me and was like "quick human get on my back", I'd get on her back.

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>>42775533
It was more like she made him join her side.

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>>42775529
Most anime now is isekai.

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>>42775549
Fuko da

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>>42775529
There’s this though it’s about a yandere dark elf instead of a monster girl that combines both the real world and isekai stuff together, I won’t spoil anything in the manga but I’m pretty sure you will like it.

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>>42775339
An Elf
I don't think any man could legit resist those wingless angels

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>>42775555
Forgot to give the title to it but this is what it’s called A Dark Elf with a Slightly Overwhelming Love Chased Me All the Way from Another World, yeah I know long title.

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I want to make shirohebi drink Lilith's Panacea! I want the ultimate shirohebi!

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>>42775556
The only good elf is a dead elf. Really, thank Hel for making them good girls.

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>>42775434
I would instalose to any tall, white haired monster girl.

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>>42775555
>real world
No thank you

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>>42775613
>goth/crybaby elf
Cute

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>>42775629
If you think there’s dark shit in it there isn’t it’s all lovey dovey stuff or do you just mean that’s boring.

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>>42775600
Arch-shirohebi?
Dire-shirohebi?
Shirohebi (ancient powers awakened)?

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Gremlins are cool and not flat-chested dorks.

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>>42775467
Why is that machine sniffing fumes?

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>>42775512
Replaced? What are you talking about? You've always owned a ShogBed™ , you're just confused. And yes, the slight purple tint is normal, nothing to be concerned about!

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>>42775705
>shoggy teams up with her mindflayer friend to gaslight anon
the horror

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>>42775339
I wouldn't be able to say no.

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>>42775729
Gaslight? What's that? Who taught you that word haha
Now our friend miss flayer is coming over later and you were rather rude last time she was here, saying "Who are you?" and "Where am I?", over and over.. You'll apologize to her though, right?
Ah, I knew you would, you're such a cutie when you get flustered..

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>>42775668
Gremlins are cool AND flat-chested dorks.

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>>42775754
I feel like most of us won't have a choice. Feral bogeys will swarm all the sad anons as soon as the portals open. You will be hunted down, you will be caught, and you will be snuggled.

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>>42775668
gremlin can be cool all she wants, she's still being taken home

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>>42775799
nu uh, how's she gonna catch me if I hide under the bed, she's too big

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>>42775529
Isekai and gacha games.

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>>42775855
Bogeys are categorized as a type of Ogre. She definitely has the strength to lift the bed.

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>>42775888
Bogeys are large enough to BE the bed.

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>>42774021
>portals open
>socially anxious Anon is hiding in his apartment
>interacting with humans made him nervous enough, nevermind all this
>eventually the food runs out
>next morning there's a package of homemade food on the kitchen table
>with a heart-shaped note attached, filled with words of encouragement
>all the doors are still locked
>all the windows are still blocked
>same thing happens the next day

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Lurker here.

I've written a story about a guy selling ice cream in the Demon Realms after the portals open. Check it out here.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45378400/chapters/114171331

I'm new to writing fiction so keep that in mind, but I hope you enjoy reading it.

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>>42775549
Y tho

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>>42776014
NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE SQUISHED!

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>>42776015
Escapism. A lot easier to achieve that suspension of belief in "another world" than an IRL setting.

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>>42775865
>gacha games.

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>>42775988
>Words: 39,522
Not a quick read before the bed, looks like. I'll have to remember to check it out later.

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Reminder to believe in the heart of the cards. Any Monster Girls you encounter can be dueled into submission, because they don't have any cards past gen 1.

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>>42775988
Does your story contain femdom and/or maledom?

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>>42776042
>heart of the cards.
Isn't thst just some bs added in by the English dub to hide the fact that atem was cheating the whole time?

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>>42776042
>Little d
K E K
Also my ancient gear deck is better

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>>42776042
Just don't try this in Wonderland. I challenged the Queen of Hearts and she replaced my entire deck with Trumparts.

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Does the queen of hearts have official artwork?

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>>42776066
Also watch out for a Cheshire Cat with a limited edition duel disc. Her deck is stacked with draw card spells and has all 5 pieces of Exodia.
Without fail she'll always manage to get all 5 before you even have your turn.

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>>42776084
>Ash blossom her deck
>Win T2 with ancient gear OTK
>Destroy her ass as a reward

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>>42776078
I never played kingdom hearts

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>>42776050
>Having good luck is cheating
Sounds like someone is salty

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I'm going to visit Dragonia, point at the nearest statue of Deonora and shout
>The queen is naked!

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>>42776020
You WILL cuddle the fox

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>>42775668
you got the card for her?

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Shirohebi reading your posts!
Shirohebi punishing you for every time you wrote about anyone but her!

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>>42776136
Not luck he literally changes destiny to draw any card he wants

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>>42776164
Mog

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>>42776164
Harder mommy!

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>>42776039
Source?

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Anon shouldn't be hanging around those Raccoon delinquents.

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>>42776042
>gen 1
You mean the only gen?

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>>42776042
>Ran leg-sixsam
what does that get me?

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>>42775988
I did like "Gremlins stole my brain" so I think I'll give this one a read as well.

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>>42776303
Is it racist to call her a coon?

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>>42775988
gonna read it tomorrow at work, if the thread is still up I'll (You) you what I think

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>>42776381
Msybey

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>>42776303
Don't worry I only hang out with the good girls.

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>>42776401
>at work,

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>>42776411
got some problem with that miss Anubis?

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>>42776303
>Mother fox getting concerned over her incubus son hanging out with those troubling raccoons when he should go for a young refined fox that is like his mother.

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>>42776381
You can call them whatever you want for some good trash.

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>>42776428
Now this is a prime trash digger

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>>42776428
She looks like she'll get alcohol and cigarettes for underage boys if they pay her $20.

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>>42776303
>>42776428
Raccoons have loose morals.
>>42776420
She should be worried, they could be doing drugs, vandalizing the town's old abandoned mall, or even skateboarding.

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>>42775988
Still in the middle of reading through it
That reference in chapter 4 was pretty funny

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>>42776290
Seriously?

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Sure is dead right now

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>ever see Dune in IMAX anon?

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Do Mamono poop? On the one hand, some dudes are into that. On the other hand, mamono are supposed to all be sexy succubi, and dropping a steaming loaf that renders the bathroom uninhabitable seems somehow antithetical to that.

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>>42776651
I did actually, it was pretty cool.

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>>42776656
your thinking about it too much again anon

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>>42776656
Mamono butholes are similar to mouths that lead directly to their stomach.
Just another receptacle

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Reminder that February is the shortest month, if at all relevant to you.

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>>42776042
I just pull out a deck of carks and rip it in half, then most battle oriented monsters show me their belly

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what your wife or your preferred monster do if she came face to with her automaton double

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>>42776687
>HERE WE ARE

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>>42776651
what terrible things will she force you to do with her god voice?

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>>42776656
I think they should. Denying monsters the pleasure of sitting on the porcelain throne would be cruel and the constipation would definitely put them in a foul mood. Maybe there can be some exceptions, like slimes or demon beasts, who can digest their food so completely that the waste can be expelled by the breath as a vapor.

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>>42776687
My waifu is standing next to her robot double, and I don't know which one is the real one! How can I figure out if I am proposing to the real one or the robot?

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>>42776698
She'll make you snuggle her ALL night as her personal hot water bottle

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>>42776303
I won't. I will hang out with the opossum girls instead. They're America's only native marsupial, after all.

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>>42776420
I'm going to smoke cigarettes and graffiti abandoned warehouses with my raccoon gf and there's nothing my uppity fox family can do to stop me!

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>>42776698
Kiss on the cheek.

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>>42776656
I hate the way you phrased that entire post, but I always just assumed mamono mana made them more efficient and they don't gotta deal with it.

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>>42776824
how scandalous

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>>42776656
Keep in mind that KC made MGE to be a wish fulfillment setting. If they do not poop by default, Wonderland is going to have a potion or something that induces monster pooping for scat fetishists, and I hate that idea so much that I would rather they just poop normally like everybody else.

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>>42776869
I remember once coming across a s at comic where they poop came out clear and odorless
Still didn't make it less gross for me.

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>>42776869
>>42776899
I remember there was a drama a decade ago on gurochan where despite being those kinds of degenerates a lot of guro fans did not care for doo foo .

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Giant doggo mounts for the snowy regions when?

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>Shut up and get in the longboat, mom won't stop pestering me about grandkids and the next raid isn't planned for months and I don't think I can take that.

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>>42776928
Dogs become siths when exposed to mama obama, anon. You can't use big dogs as mounts, but you can mount big dogs and give them puppies.

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>>42776938
But I don't want to engage in sweaty sea sex with the wolf raiders!

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>>42776949
Was reading and I think at least wolves can become demon realm beasts and also doesn’t that whole sith thing happen if the owner really loves the dog and is female.
(While many of them look quite ominous, they are merely the "monster" counterparts to normal animals. Despite their fierce appearance, thanks to the influence of the incredible mana flowing through mamono realms, mamono realm beasts are very docile and will never attack a human or monster, even their carnivores will never target humans or monsters as prey.)

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>>42773664
Would it still be rude and unprofessional even in MGE if you were posting horny and being lewd in main?

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Does /mgt/ like cunny?

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>>42777114
go away pedo

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>>42776977
Your dog could also alp.
Try not to think about it. It doesn't really make sense.

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>>42777114
I like big bobs.

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>>42777114
i am ADDICTED to little girls

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>>42777140
I don’t understand why KC didn’t just make it to where siths are just devolved werecats and kobolds without worrying about the whole animal stuff, too bizarre even for me.

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>>42776949
Demon real beasts exist. Not all animals becoming Mamono. So just having a dog doesn't mean instant Kobold or Sith

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No good kitsune will always sneak their way into political power by dating young politicians or the politicians younger sons.

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>>42777140
It does make sense. We both are just not into it and that's good cause that shit is bleh. But it's not a guaranteed thing as demon beasts exist instead of just becoming Mamono.

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>>42776938
>giant hyperborean fenrir raiders piling off their longboats
>obsessed with grooming
>give a special comb to their husbands to comb their hair during their frequent baths

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>>42777235
Only in a democracy.

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>>42777276
>monarchies are not the result of humans' innate desire for hierarchy
>monarchies evolved convergently as a preventative measure to keep foxes from infiltrating the government
>backfires horribly when the prince accidentally marries a disguised fox

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>>42777235
Well thankfully I’m no politician so I’m safe from kitsunes I guess.

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>>42777296
>far far future MGE
>NUKICORP and the fox empire are the only two factions left standing.
>constant multi galaxy "war" between the two thats pretty much just a constant cycle of government infiltration and buying out the other side
>nobody really cares about the constant back and forth, everybody is just too busy fucking.

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>>42777325
You mean living life and gucking

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>>42775988
aww yiss

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>>42775988
Nice! Hope to see more from you!

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>>42776656
While mamano don't literally fuck 24/7 unless you ask for it from what information we're given DE magic has made it so both them and their husbands can do so if they need to. The need to expel waste would interrupt a twelve-hour fucking session and can cause other gross situations that I'd rather not bring into this thread. So unless you're some abhorrent freak that would get banished to the darkest depths of Wonderland, then mamano anus is just for when you want to have sex in a different position.

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If you drink dormouse sweetened tea, are you drinking some dudes semen? Is that a thing? It does answer the question about what happens if monsters drink random semen incidentally.

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>>42776042
monster girls trying to play Little D beats while I lockout nine of their card zones with a Kashtira deck

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>>42777437
>So unless you're some abhorrent freak that would get banished to the darkest depths of Wonderland
>"you make even the queen of hearts feel repulsed"

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>>42774495
Neck pussy

[Anonymous No.]

The Queen of hearts is into some freaky shit I heard she turns her husband into a hentai monster every night.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone has a summary of "My insanity"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42774735
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105766204
ok

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>>42776656
It seems weirder to me if they don't. They already don't need to eat/breath/sleep or basically anything other than fuck. I prefer to image them in a bit more realistic sense. If they eat solid food they do, if they live off their husbands mana then they don't.

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>>42776410
>called playing possum or playing dead
>in reality it's more of an involuntary anxiety coma
a very relatable and cute animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777219
I can't believe it took two years for her to get a doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777583
But I'm an old, fat slob already without the wonderland enhancements

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777676
Those what have husband's do eat and drink regardless cause they enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777718
Baphobait

[Anonymous No.]

size difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777739
yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777725
I'm aware.

[Anonymous No.]

Dothog, if you're here, how much do you feel about whitehorns?

[Anonymous No.]

Can we get off the topic of awkward gross things and talk about awkward cute things. Like a hebi trying to be a sneaky stalker despite her being 30ft long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777745
damn it, I hate it when the legs are a little too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777718
I’m the opposite I’m young and skinny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777799
Excuse me she can use magic to muffle herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777840
i feel as if hebi's mastery of water magic is often overlooked

[Anonymous No.]

:A Kiki’s Worse Nightmare: a movie coming to theaters near you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777833
>the old meaty monsters are already imagining

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777846
Yeah a stalker hebi when you don't know what's going on would be scary, imagine feeling that burning arousal and never being able to stop it all because you glanced at a coworker

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777850
Not even a shog can fix this. Get the dragonfire

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777870
they can probably do stuff besides burn you

[Anonymous No.]

>mobilefag
>obvious newfag
>off topic shitposting, likely from some twitteroid 4chinz reposting account or from the front page of their reddit 4chan repost subreddit
oh boy, just a perfect example of cancer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42776042
>EVERYONE, GET IN HERE!
>PILE ON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777888
>off topic shitposting
Huh? It has a monster girl in it so no it’s not off topic what the hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777888
Also that image was posted in the past threads and was given a edit to be on topic because the original didn’t have a monster girl in it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777911
brb then let me just start dumping pictures from the Bosnian War and I'll just make sure to occasionally sketch a sad Lilim somewhere in the background in a couple of the pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777911
newfag, go back now.
you just want to post the "le epic greentext" you found on reddit.
>>/jp/image/8RtqjeapMlrluN_pV-maDw
>>/jp/thread/42738996#p42740497

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777928
Damn nigger I don't care, it can still get fucked same as you.

[Anonymous No.]

What mge regions/cities would you guys be interested in visiting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777911
Ignore them. It's the usual samefagging idiot. Gives himself away so easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777892
Wait that looks really bad if you don't know the context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHP3PyHFWog

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777941
All of them except for the underwater regions.

[Anonymous No.]

>archives of miss cheshie
that sure takes me back

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777948
>[poorly drawn kiki on a gore webm].webm
>DOOD LOOK ITS KIKI'S WORST NIGHTMARE IM SO ONTOPIC AMIRITE FELLOW MONSTER LOVERS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777911
>>42777948
Oh nice, discord niggers are back. Well guess it's time to get ready for some of the absolute worst posts to start popping up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777976
Take your meds once your done seething.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777980
Cherals twitter got deleted so it's either 'over' or they're too busying harassing him irl to post here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777951
don't worry, it's still bad with context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777994
>implying there's only been one discord
Hello newfag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777983
You first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42773664
gato sexo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778018
>whines about off-topic
>immediately posts image about literal murder
>witty comeback
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777983
its not seething, its calling you out for what you are. you cant just slap a monstergirl image on something and call it ontopic.
imagine if someone started posting screenshots from a gacha because he uses the monstergirl characters

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>>42777941
Court Alf is more or less a given since it's a renowned touristic country even in-universe. Dragonia too, for similar reasons. I would be pretty curious about seeing how's Lescatie nowadays, or some Kingdoms of the Dead. The latter mostly because I think it would be interesting to see how a place where it's night 24/7 works.
Being honest, most places we know about seem like they would be really fun to visit at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777941
MG Las Vegas because I bet dollars to fucking billets there's at least some Creeping Coin girls there taking advantage of gamblers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778039
>imagine if someone started posting screenshots from a gacha because he uses the monstergirl characters
We already have retarded niggerfaggots posting koikatsu models of dogshit gacha characters so really what's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778019
Gatos are BANNED from sexo for biting

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778041
>>42778045
if he does go in on a casino area i'd like it to be an apophis realm. the eternal night fits that sort of seedy atmosphere

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777850
Sounds like someone is about to awaken the kiki's assertive side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778045
MG Vegas is the only place where your chips cash YOU out

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778019

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777941
Ones especially geared for cozy tourist visits. Either to go with my waifu or find her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778049
im taking about screenshots from directly ingame, not even trying to feature the monstergirl. just "its ontopic because it has a monstergirl!"
by using that arguement to justify this >>42777850 you also justify that kind of posting.
so admit it, you just wanted to post the "le epic 4chan screenshot!" you found on reddit (likely in an attempt to fit in) and had to slap on a monstergirl

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42778091
Learn to read, dipshit I'm on your side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778041
I'd probably go a somewhere with a moderate to small amount of people. I've had an okay time when I went to big cities but I much rather go to nice small towns or villages with nice scenery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777850
>>42778063
what happens if you make the kiki mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778102
it's probably fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778100
look i'll be honest i assumed you were him trying to say "well there's already shit here so why do you care if i shit some more?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778091
>>42778100
this is some tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778114
You have to go back, discord tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778120
>You have to go back, discord tranny.
>>42778018

[Anonymous No.]

>>42775988
i know, logically, that he isn't going to get with the sugar-momma danuki. he's going to get with Anna. however,

[Anonymous No.]

>gachanigger too
Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

youd think this wannabe gatekeeping mod was a woman from how passive aggressive he posts if he werent such a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42775988
>pedo-darkmage cameo
based based based based based based based based based based based based based based

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778162
Could be worse. Could be a nigger loving reddit reposter like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778173
you HAVE to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778162
Maybe he is? He certainly let's trans people live rent free in his head.
>>42778124
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck all that shit. I wanna know why you think that wurms are the cutest monster girls of MGE in demeanor

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778183
you HAVE to take your meds and snuggle a yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778183
you HAVE to go back into the adoring arms of your little-boy-loving Dark Mage wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778207
They're adorably happy and innocent. Not my type of girls overall, but I'd love one as a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

Wonder if that jew that got really buttmad when you called him a jew still posts here. Hopefully not and he went with the other retards back to their Wightfag Defense Force discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778207
'cuz she's big, strong, soft, and loves you soooooooo much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778219
Well he's certainly a little boy, but I'm not sure a dark mage would want anything to do with him
>DOHOHOHO

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778207
I would have zero patience for Wurms after a while and likely call them a bunch of retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778239
What a female post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778251
You could at least try harder to sound smart or witty. As it is it's just... sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778257
Stop posting like a retarded woman and either lurk for more than one year before posting or find a different website.

[Anonymous No.]

Magic Monkey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778210
>>42778219
he literally just spammed based. he's a discord nigger or a redditor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778219
man, just thinking of having an old dark mage as my magic teacher and as my partner in bed. As she slowly teaches me how to love a monster woman and how to attract older ones to be exact
Starting with that older anubis that always has something to say about what i do.....
Man that would be fun and it would just send shivers down my spine

[Anonymous No.]

The usual 5pm gatekeeping troll arrives and tries to start shit. Immediately gets roasted and laughed off the board. I love you all.

In other news, Yetis are amazing and you should all love them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42773664

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778207
Dumb genki girls are the cutest, I want to find a dumb genki level 1 harpy and carry fuck her until she's pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778219
>ywn be groomed by dark mage onee-san
why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778276
>reddit spacing
>sperging about gatekeeping because he's the exact person it's meant to keep out
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
Kill yourself, kike.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the people who complain about gatekeeping always turn out to be the ones needing to be kept out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778286
Snuggle the yeti, anon. Squeeze her real hard when you get angry and everything will get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778058
Would be pretty based.

>>42778067
>Try to cash your chips out
>Dealer just smiles at you as the chips take the form of a Creeping Coin
>TFW she gives you the ecstacy of Gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778276
whats wrong with gatekeeping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778285
she's alright i guess but i'd rather have a monster that's also magic
give sea witch kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778272
>he literally just spammed based. he's a discord nigger or a redditor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778296
Nothing, as long as they don't use it to falseflag and start shit. It's been his usual game the last month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778296
It stops anon from posting his epic r/4channel screenies!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>archive filename
>abhorrent post
It's just a certainty at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778321
how the hell did that survive archive purges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778306
and how is it a falseflag when the presense of bad actors is obvious?
>42777850
>off topic shit
>42777948
>defending off topic shit
>42778173
>spamming based
>42778302
>this shit that i dont even want to try and figure out

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778325
Dunno and don't care, the archive always fucking sucked. Like years ago iirc it had futashit, wightfag's blackedshit and tons of other garbage so I just ignored it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778325
I doubt they are gone, just kept secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778329
Doesn't seem like anyone but you/him thinks it's all that off-topic. Yet that didn't stop him from shitting the thread up for the last almost hour. Clearly he was just looking for an excuse or is just mentally ill. I don't care which.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42774735
Here you go anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778346
>obvious samefag from the same group of people trying to manufacture consent by posting utter trash and samefagging approval for it while trying to force a meme that anyone who calls them a faggot is one poster
>indicative of anything
By your logic this means Wightnigger was just an innocent little guy because retards would samefag support for him.

[Anonymous No.]

shut the fuck up faggots. post monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778207
Top tier hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778346
classic discordfag tactic:
>shitty offtopic post is made
>most people ignore it, one or two anons call it out
>discorders samefag in an attempt to feign popularity of said post
>"see, its only you! dont you want the thread to not be so shitty?" or "its just a falseflag shitposter. ignore him" in an attempt to make people disregard the anon(s) that call the posts out.
>use this as grounds to post off topic shit more often when said anon backs off
your tricks dont work on me.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute monstergirl? That's all I give a shit about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778384
shut up. shut the fuck and post something about the thread topic you raging faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778356
>>42778384
classic discordfag tactic:
>post is made
>one or two anons start trolling
>discorders samefag in an attempt to manufacture outrage
>dismiss everyone laughing at him as a samefagger
>use this as grounds to post off topic shit more often when said anons don't back off
your tricks dont work on me.

[Anonymous No.]

Love spiders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778403
cyoote spooder being cyoote

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778403
luv Demons
luv Yetis
hate trolls
Simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777941
Draconia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778403
Dance, Spider, Dance!

[Anonymous No.]

bnuuy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778401
>can't even make any original
Average retard that grabs shit from reddit to repost here and demand people take it as on-topic because it has a shitty transparent kiki image plastered on top. Kill yourself, jew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778365
Needs more Wonderworm content we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778403
Bunny spider!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778356
>>42778384
>>42778401
classic discordfag tactic:
>post is made
>one or two anons start trolling
>discorders samefag in an attempt to manufacture outrage
>dismiss everyone laughing at him as a samefagger
>use this as grounds to post off topic shit more often when said anons don't back off
your tricks dont work on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778429
Earth buns or moon buns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778365

[Anonymous No.]

Why is fox doing this? Some kind of greeting gesture? I don’t understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778452
Go back to /vg/

[Anonymous No.]

You should breed with canines

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778459
i don't know. they're usually doing the fox thing with their hands so this is uncharted territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778403
I love all monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778459
>>42778465
...you forgot, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778401
its just that irish furnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778472
Nobody who shouldn't go the fuck back knows who the hell you discordniggers are talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778472
I wish it was me but I've been drawing hands all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778401
because a barely visible kiki ontop of something thats effectively a horror story no matter how you cut it is totally ontopic, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778476
>called out
>immediately replies
yeah its just that cait sith irish faggot that's constantly derailing the threads.
aux was right about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778482
Literally
fucking
who
Go the fuck back you absolute retards and keep your discordfaggotry where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778492
aux was right about you furry retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778480
No different than any of the slob anon greentexts I've seen. And I've seen a lot over a decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778365
wyurem

[Anonymous No.]

>No comfy bowling night with the wife and family
Its the simple things I want.
I need a kiki that enjoys bowling

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778502
>No different
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778512
ok shoggykins

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778434
She's just too lazy to worm her way into an artist's mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778502
difference is that the ones here dont focus on the slob part, moron.
kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778463
Look, I used to have a big thing for hellhounds. I mean they're still pretty great, but my hearts set on more gentle dommes. Pretty much exclusively demons at this point. I just don't think canines are in my future. It's not them, it's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778516
Shoggocks would love off-topic faggotry while a gaggle of retards circlejerk over how it's totally not off-topic faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778524
>he doesnt know about the eros hellhound
you WILL be loved (gently)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778524
Couldn't be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778536
oh no, not the imperishable flames of ardor

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778518
I can feel that in my soul. I've been sitting on trying to figure out how to write a scenario with one for years and I'm just too damned lazy to imagine it when plenty of other monsters fill her niche. Fucking sucks too on a personal level because the Caterpillar was always my favorite character in Carroll's books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778536
I've already spent enough money on Yerb, don't give me any more ideas fucker.
...
But yes, I'm sure I would be very happy with one. She can even be a bit rough when the mood takes us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778518
>>42778546
How about Vunder-Vurm and her nefarious schemes to conquer the world? Listen to her monologue in a comical accent!

[Anonymous No.]

NEED
BAPHOMET
CUNNY

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778528
It certainly is amusing to read fuckers go at it like a couple of chimpanzees circling each other with knives, knowing for once I had zero to do with it.

>>42778563
Ask and you shall receive friendo. Won't post the other part of this because safe board but I hope it's in the archives for you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778576
it's good hat tech

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778556
>Vunderwurm going off in a stereotypical cartoonish German accent
>Kobolds and Hobgoblins going absolutely berserk at how bad it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778470
Does bringing her your "meat" count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778582
>"Ve vill capture Anon vunce and for all!"
>"Und zen ze dream vill finally be realized!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778591
she'll be a little disappointed, but still happy for sex.
so bring both next time alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>Vunderwurm finally captures Anon
>Every time she tries to speak he just replies with a "what?"
>Now furiously taking accent training so her husband can understand her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778569
There's another part? Is it the daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778605
Nah it's her getting mad because he's splayed eagle in the corner of the bedroom and her horns make it impossible to get some D or something of that nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778569
I want to be raped by a Baphomet like that!
I want her squeeze my rock solid hard penis with her wet narrow meat tube and milk my nut dry!
Uohhh cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778615
>r wet narrow meat tube
Such erotic words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778516
Bud I've been barely paying attention to whatever retardation has been going on so frig off and enjoy your strawberry milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>42775988
the fireman carry is the most romantic of carries.
eagerly anticipating future chapters

[Anonymous No.]

You gonna get TOM'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778630
That's chocolate she's pouring in you DUMMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778643
How do I become a Tom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778648
Find a house cat and kick it really hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778646
Joke's on her I replaced it with strawberry because I'm an asshole and kids gotta learn the tough shit in life. Even if she is my wife and the mother of my kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778653
That way too mean, I could never do that.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet hags aren't powerful at all

[Anonymous No.]

Kotposting time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778675
Nah, take your gacha cats somewhere else. I'd rather have the guy who posts the FF cat over you fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778403
I just noticed the kotatsu on her abdomen. CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778518
It's funny because she wormed her way into my mind today. Maybe it's a sign?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778705
Why is this retard lugging around like three swords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778714
She's probably a fan of One Piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778714
Two sword better than one, so three sword must logically be better than two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778717
>>42778723
I'm gonna throw a brick at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778725
>she cuts it in half
>one of the swords breaks
>she pulls out the third sword
and that is why you must always carry a third demon silver blade as a dual wielder

[Anonymous No.]

>be a schizophrenic anon
>see a jpeg cardboard cutout of a Golden Retriever Kobold
>it says to you: "Burn Osea to the ground!"

Remember to always take your prescribed medication. Because Miss Greila and Unicorns say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778705
psspsspss

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778732
Well I got a fourth brick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778714
Three-sword Style, one in each hand, one held by the tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778741
unfortunately for you she also has a baseball glove, and one REALLY strong throwing arm from her nightly lonely activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778760
probably has 3 gloves too, that nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>Break into Royal Makai with the intention to kill the Demon Lord
>Instantly lose and have your age reduced instead of being killed
>Forced to relive your life as the childhood friend to one of the lilim and become her lover as you grow up together

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778770
bro they're not going to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778777
Read brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778760
>Cat throws the brick back and kills Anon on the spot
gg

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778777
Yeah they would

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778777
I wish they would

[Anonymous No.]

Is it a good idea to walk to the center of Hagville's town square, curl up into a little ball, and start crying loudly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778806
Please shut the fuck up. You're just being annoying now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778800
Just ask nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777850
A Beelzebub's Wettest Dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778813
he HATES the crying man! despises him! wishes to carve the skin from his body like the imago carves away the flesh of its progenitor! o earth, gape! gape! it will not harbor thee!

[Anonymous No.]

When the monsters are girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778806
get a barrel and do the diogenes routine. monsters love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778830
>lifting up a plucked cockatrice
>behold! a man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778806
Crying isn't gonna work. Try yodeling. Hags love a man who can yodel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42777850
Cleanest Nurgle Worshipper's dwelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778789
>he doesnt know
all potentially dangerous objects are imbued with a tiny bit of demon silver, and if its impossible to do that, the same enchantment that makes demon silver is cast on the object
this is why nobody is harmed when a wurm causes a building to collapse

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778813
>>42778830
>>42778839
Response overwhelmingly 'no'. Will try hiding in a barrel and yodeling in future attempts. I'll get those hags one of these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778630
>>42778569
fuck off bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

i want this dumb thought to stop being in my head so i'm posting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778829
When the monsters are women

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778868
Explain please, i don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778890
There is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778823
>o earth, gape
lol. dorome bestgirl

[Anonymous No.]

You guys ever had your mind changed on a girl after playing a game? I like mantagos way more than I used to, still not my top 100 or anything but they're way more chill to me after playing MGD.
Same shit happened with some of Magus's stories

[Anonymous No.]

is this simply a break in the lore or is there something far more complicated going on beneath the surface?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778902
I always liked Matangos although Myconids overtook them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778868
Wait, did she marry alt yous or is she just reaching across the multiverse to get you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778890
Every universe ends with Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778911
they're very endearing but it's ms hatter for me. the swirling madness in her eyes is so lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778295
>Anon hits the high note when he hits the money shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778909
What are you talking about spefically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778922
They need more shroom bits

[Anonymous No.]

>>42778509
>kiki can't bowl to save her life
>gutter balls and three pin frames across the board
>tell her to think of bowling as cleaning up the pins with the ball
>280 point game the next round

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>>42778927
if i overthink it she's the antithesis of cosplay monsters because she adapts all her monster parts to mimic a human.
her organic clothes, her gills disguised as frills and hats, the mushrooms creeping just under the surface.
or is that dumb

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>>42778936
>"you could say she just 'swept' the game!"
>Oni puts Anon in a headlock.

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>>42778902
A bit of both. Mario games helped to warm me to them, mostly due to recurring thoughts of a nice matango girl shyly wanting to hold hands.

Then I saw that Matango movie, and I pictured them having particularly creepy laughs.

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>>42778902
Yeah, I have.

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>>42773664

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>>42778912
every daughter you have goes and finds an alternate version of you and marries them, having more daughters who marry more yous
technically this means that all shoggoth marriages are arranged marriages, but it also makes for crazy family reunions

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>>42778972
what kind of game is ms gazer playing?

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>>42778978
What gazer? I don't see anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware facing the forge mistress cyclops.
She's carrying hand forged, high level items and knows how to use them all herself.
A wide variety of techniques will bee needed to outclass her....or some high level chocolates as a valentine.

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>>42778985
>bee
Stop trying to subliminally give me a bug fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

i need a dark-mage-y fox, any in stock?

[Anonymous No.]

Big monsters, huge ones even.

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>>42778985
>you see smoke coming from a cave in the mountains
>must be a dragon
>fortunately, you are a seasoned dragon slayer
>ready your spear and grappling hook, get ready to heist this feisty lizard
>it's actually a cyclops
>looks like a deer in the headlights when you burst into her forge even though she's considerably bigger than you
>max level enchanted armor snaps to her body like some sort of medieval Ironman
>grabs a zweihander with a shitload of reduce weight, increase dex, and ignore armor enchantments
>slaps your shit in seconds
>wake up shackled to the wall to see her forging your wedding ring
>days of adventuring are all but over since you now have a wife and all the max-tier loot you could ever want
>still feel content because you get to snuggle your wife every night

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>>42778868
In every universe there is a shog, and there is a mastah.

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Shog is slop with eyeballs. Not erotic.

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>>42778806
gives me a better idea for a greentext
>portals open
>world military manages to lock the portals down in just a few hours
>near you is a stray rift that nobody, not even monsters, knows about
>jump through it as its your only hope and you land far in the wilderness
>the rift was unstable and collapses as you get through
>no sign of civilization or sentient in any direction, you are all alone now.
>wander for hours, all you've found are some stray berry bushes and occasional ponds of pristine water
>at the rate you are finding the bushes it wont be enough to sustain you forever, but civilization should be near... right?
>spend the next few weeks wandering, taking breaks to clean yourself when you can
>you finally find a village... but you've reached the limit of your strength and are quite far from it
>you collapse and start blacking out, your only thought is how close you were...
>and then suddenly you start to wake up, in what looks like a hospital.
>surrounding you is a bunch of very old and meaty monsters, on the opposite wall is a calendar
>a date on the calendar is marked "human brought in", with about two weeks worth of X's after
>as you are waking up the hags around you become frantic, a nurse coming in and telling everyone to clear out and give you room.
>as she approaches you can tell that she looks quite tired and is just ready to boot you out so that her hospital isnt filled with so many people.
>"dont talk, save your strength. just let me check a few things."
>the nurse does some checks that earth doctors use, and then a few unique things along with casting spells to seemingly check things she couldnt with her own two hands
>"ok, everything looks good. now speak: why were you wandering in the wilderness for so long while dangerously underprepared?"
>"earth armies locked down the portals. there was a rift nearby that they didnt find so i did the only thing that made sense and jumped through..."
>as you finish the nurse suddenly changes in demeaner, she looks ready to cry and lunges forward for a hug
>you can barely make out what she's saying, but its obvious your situation broke her heart and she just wants to pamper you.
>as she is carrying you out of the room she points to a group of monsters and says...
>"you three! you're a retired adventurer group right?"
>"yes but its been so long that-"
>"men like him could be lost out there, wandering the wilderness all alone because they could only enter MGE through stray rifts!"
>suddenly every monster in the room perks up and is paying attention
>"make some exploration teams, every found human is one of US that gets married, this is our chance ladies!"
>everyone filters out of the hospital and goes to get ready for exploration
>"sorry about that, but i had to clear them out. i just need to perform a few more checks on you before we can go to your new home ok?"
>the next two hours show that she loves understating how much a "few" is, as she performs every medical procedure possible to make sure you are in good health.
>once she's done you two leave the hospital to go home
>"ms nurse! we managed to fit into our old exploration costumes!"
>the group of three from before is now standing infront of you, their costumes obviously struggling to contain their ample breasts and thighs, with some last minute adjustments made to make sure they can fit
>they strike a pose that looks like it was the group trademark. the right monster is a fox, the middle is a holst, and the left is a regular lilim.
>the lilim falls over because her pose relied on a chest that wasnt extravagantly sized
>"fufufu, you three have always been so silly. now, i assume you can handle making and managing the exploration teams on your own?"
>"uhhh... yes?"
>"good. i have to take anon home and take care of him. the poor little guy was wandering for weeks."
>the nurse turns around to take your new home.

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>>42778911
For me they scared me for a while, I think it was the not being able to move thing. It might have been a mistranslation or misunderstanding though at least for MGE
Myconicds are better to most because you can still be mobile I think

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>>42778922
Hatters are nice, I wish they had more shroom bits personally

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>>42779027
Ngl I'd cry hard, from happiness for myself and fear for the rest of the world. It's one of the reasons the magi story fucked me up a bit, I probably would have stayed at the vamp castle for that exact reason

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>>42779045
>>42779054
I like my foxes red.

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>>42778985
careful with those cyclops types, you can't escape their iron grip

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>>42778960
That is cute, and what movie?

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>>42778972
Gazer is cute, what changed your mind on her? >>42778976
Man I'd rather not marry me daughters, I get they're not "my

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779007
>>42779064

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>>42779060
Big
Strong
Cute

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>>42779063
Matango. Made by the same guy who directed the original Godzilla.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6q6_gn2AsU

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779059
I like my foxes bred. I was also planning to post an image of pregnant foxgirl, but it seems I don't have SFW ones saved.

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>>42779105

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>>42779105
but what about the bread fox?

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>>42779125
Well I certainly do like my fox's homemade bread as well.

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>>42779007
>>42779064
>>42779086
Fuck off you spamming faggot.

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[Anonymous No.]

I love rabbit girls, but I do not have any SFW to post.

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>>42779105

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>>42779168
Kill yourself.

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>>42779028
Same, Matango still freak me out.
Myconids are like adorable walking mushrooms that follow you around, being all bouncy and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779175
what's so fucking bad about the happy pregfox

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779158
Down the Rabbit hole

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>>42779180
nothing if it wasn't coming from a spamming faggot using the thread as his personal image archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779182
>>42779168
bunny cunny

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>>42779158
You can have some of mine

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>>42779157
THE BEST

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>>42779204
>master1200
Christ you dumb faggots can't even save images right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779185
>posting ontopic images on an imageposting board is bad

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[Anonymous No.]

I have a thing for monstergirls in costumes or otherwise dressed like other monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779210
Mindless spam is bad, yes. Especially when it takes image away that could be used for better posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779217
Kill yourself

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>>42779219
No thanks, nigger. Go stay in a discord if you want to spam images for 10 minutes straight.

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>>42779182
Tewi is cute, but I prefer this rabbit.

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>>42779221

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>>42779228
>daiperfaggot's OC
>twitterfaggot lingo in filename
Consider suicide. You don't belong here.

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>>42779105

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>>42779086
>VAE

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779232
Gatekeep me harder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779214
How detailed does the costume need to be? Would you find it hot if an anubis put a silk sheet over her head and called it a ghost costume?

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>it's another retard sperging over gatekeeping (a good thing evidently)
christ what the fuck happened to these threads

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42779241
You can only listen to someone screeching "Fuck off" and "Kill yourself" to random innocuous posts until you finally break

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779247
Cowtits could never get that big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779247
>NTR cow
vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779241
unfortunately when it comes to unmoderated internet spaces "fuck off" and "go back" can only go so far until you get a retard that is very stubborn and can only be removed by force.

[Anonymous No.]

I dedicate this glass of milk to cow type monsters everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779259
I can dream. It's not like they're real anyway

>>42779260
Oh no...

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>>42779266
I fucking hate milk, it tastes like dirt.

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>>42779264
Fingers crossed they give themselves a shotgun mouthwash sooner than later..

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>>42779280
Sorry bro but if that was ever going to happen it would have happened a long time ago

Everything's coming up Milhouse these days

[Anonymous No.]

Alright sinners, pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779059
i'm rather partial to to this shade of red. if only he could be bothered to draw a damn tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779276
Anon, you just alerted the pacifist holsts anon. also all cow subtypes in the holst plains. hope you are okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779304
Why draw some animal ears girl if you're not going to give her a tail?

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>>42779300
Blunder.

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>>42779312
The who?

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>>42779313
It's too hard to draw a proper fluffy tail. Better to just have ears than have ears and a ratty fox tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779314
None of the above

[Anonymous No.]

Why are dragons so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779027
I NEED MY PORTAL STORIES DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779337
Dumb flappy lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779337
old lady moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>42775339
Raiju overstimulation sounds hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779322
you said this right at the starting town, the cow monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779225
>L*nar rabbits

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>>42779314
Seraphim would give fantastic hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779350
I don't care if she has miasma stink, that mouth was made to be kissed by me and it WILL be kissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779237
>Ghost
>Not Medjed
One job

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779214
>lamia weeb dressed as a shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779392
source?

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>>42779182

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>>42779417
Bunnies are sexual predators

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>>42779417
Why do little boys end up wandering the woods alone anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779411
https://grimanoir.tumblr.com/post/165069311122/its-still-summer-3

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779453
Let me guess, it's a grimdark Mary sue OC

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>>42779464
Worse, a FATE character.

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>>42779450
Young boys are adventurous. I got lost in the woods as a young boy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779450
Parents either didn’t keep a close eye on them , they got lost, or were abandoned

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how bruised my bones would become if I indulged in bunny bigamy.

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>>42779027
Going through the portal without a backpack full of rations for a few weeks and not bringing a shotgun in your hands is retard.

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>>42779480
You gonna take the risk of that shit closing on you while you're preparing your larp bag? Imagine putting together all the shit you want to take with you, only to find out the portal collapsed.

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>>42779494
Eh, not like they'd want me around anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

Pyon Pyon

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>>42779480
Why would you need a shotgun? Demonic beasts aren't aggressive, at least not in a dangerous way. You literally have no reason to bring a shotgun

[Anonymous No.]

Ohayooooo!~ Ojama shimasu~

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>>42779510
Unless that portal was a trick and it went to hell.

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>>42779480
>trip, twist ankle
>hear a distant rumbling as multiple wurms are inbound
hopefully it's not a populated area

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>>42779506
Anon I swear to God I will shove a love arrow into your head and tell the pink berets you need love correction

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>>42779516
I don't think you would be able to do much with a shotgun in hell, I don't blame you for being scared of it being a trick though I would be terrified. Although I guess it would depend on the state of mind I'm in I can get pretty reckless at times

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>>42779506
>say this as the portal is closing up
>suddenly a claw catches the edge of the portal just as its about to close and rips the rift back open
>"the FUCK did you just say about me you little bitch? i'll have you know my love is boundless!"

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>>42779515
And a Kyon-kun, denwa to you as well young lady

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>>42779528
You might be able to make doomguy proud by at least knocking off one demon before you died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779469
I have never touched FGO in my life and don't intend to, but that's not going to stop me from enjoying the designs.

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>>42779516
>take hell portal
>hellhound, imp, devil and demon hanging out on a couch
oh no how terrible

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>>42779519
Don't resist

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>>42779521
I bet that succ only acts tough in front of her friends. Gonna challenge her to a fight after school.

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>>42779538
But the real ones and not the monstergirl ones

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>>42779515
Why are the milk bottles empty?

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>>42779521
>"This man right here officers!"
>"Moping around while single, eh? Take him away, girls!"
>That was the last we saw of him before he disappeared into the reeducation camp

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>>42779494
>portal opens outside
>closes while i'm trying to find a pair of socks that isn't worn through
depressing but likely

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>>42779494
I'm not leaving without my cat and teddy bear.

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>>42779530
>get TP'd by giant claw

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>>42779570
enjoy your new sith wife

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As much as I like the idea of portals to MGE, I still worry about the effects the mana would have on my garden gnome. I don't want him to become animate and/or turned into a girl, I just want him to remain a cool little dude.

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>>42779494
Imma just grab a cudgel or an oak quarterstaff I have

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779521
>>42779530
Nah they're probably better off if I stayed here. If my ex is right about anything I'd be a pretty shit husband for monster girls kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779586
I'm sure there's a husband out there for her. I plan on being quickly claimed by a demon.

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>>42779590
Tsukimogami take like 100+ years of ownership. I think you're good.

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>>42779590
Old Man Henderson pls

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>>42779479
Might as well go all the way then.

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>>42779535
>jump through portal the day they open up
>suddenly end up in hell, our hell.
>frozen in fear, two demons are at a monitor arguing over something
>"whaddya mean the MGE monsters have more portals than us! bagh."
>"look, if you have a problem go right to the big guy. he's the one that decided the resources we have a-"
>the two demons notice you and go for a killing blow
>suddenly pink light surrounds you and your gun gets infused with mamano mana, making it a demon silver variant
>one of the demons activates his walky talky as eros gives you the run down on what to do
>"hey uhhh boss we got a problem on the 2nd layer, mamano mana has crept through, yes. the MGE mana"
>"yes i know that we should have paid more attention. but the kid kinda just jumped through and if you dont send some support up here now every single one of us is going to be a smoking hot succubabe INCLUDING you!"
>"actually wait that doesnt sound that bad now that i think about it. shoot me human! free me from this wretched vessel."
>"WAIT NO YOU FOOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" could be heard over the mic before anon's mass transformation spree began
and so that was the beginning of anon's legend, which became quite popular among eros religions with hardcore metal depictions of him being put into most eros churches on the earth side.
and some even say that anon's actions of bringing love to so many former irredeemables earned him an eros archangel wife.

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>>42779536
This

I honestly don't care where they come from so long as they get decent fanart and/or doujins

I'll never, ever touch Grandblue but I still appreciate this artist's unhealthy obsession with this character. Also the rumors that the artist is a woman and still drew what is more or less her self insert being forced to orgasm by her partner/boyfriend is very, very hot

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>>42779543
Anon no she's trying to ask you out! She's shy!

[Anonymous No.]

I really like bunnies

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>>42779545
Because she fills them on demand, duh

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>>42779547
A justified fate of all sad single men, may he drown in love with his wife

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>>42779622
heh

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>>42779590
Not everything becomes a girl otherwise houses become a girl, chairs become a girl, etc. We see these things remaining inanimate in MG cities. You will be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779623
all I know about granblue is that shortstak with the pink hear and the o-katana that has a "titbox" in the fighting game

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>>42779596
>You hear Eros herself screaming in impotent anger
>Until the portals open and she sends an Eros Ushi
I hope you enjoy love correction anon

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>>42779632
Indeed. Would the pink berets be upset if I showed up at the camp and surrendered into their custody?

I still hope we get a story on the camp premise at some point.

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>>42779642
I wonder what the prerequisite is, I feel like it has to either be owning it for a long time alongside a feeling of love and attachment to the object. Although they can come back if they are abused so I'm not sure

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>>42779541
>>42779519
>AHH I'M DYING
>distant rumbling
>OF LONELINESS
>rumbling intensifies

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>>42779644
Yep
dunno why she has it when its part of her jab animation

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779647
Not a big fan of spiders, I guess I can help her find a guy that does though so she doesn't go back without anyone.

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>>42779649
No, some are lonely and single too. They could use a nice hubby/bedwarmer.
I wrote a few sentences and stopped because I got overwhelmed with my job and college sadly, The idea behind it was a dude was really self-hating and was going to go and steal one of the love removing arrows reserved for cheaters but got caught. I was tempted to add an interrogation scene where they tried to use a lead arrow on him because they didn't realize he was going to use it on himself, but realized pretty quickly when the lead arrow barely affected him. I might scrap that idea though I could also restart because it's only a few sentences, maybe a paragraph and a half

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>>42779650
Probably based on the actual Tsukumogami myth idea. Maybe a bit faster but.
That would be a good clarification question to ask KC on his Patreon though. Lol

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>>42779661
Which gal do you like?

[Anonymous No.]

There’s something weird about that church down the street guys

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>>42779663
Keeping going when you have the time friendo! I've been utterly smashed too, but starting tomorrow it's all better. You've got a gold-ticket idea and I can't wait to see what you do with it.

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>>42779665
Already asked my question unfortunately, I asked about the process of making a Chimera, I always assumed it was grafting demonic energy signatures into yourself or something

[Anonymous No.]

Alright delivery anon, we've got a special order today, 20 pizzas to the lilim's castle

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>>42779670
I dunno anymore, honestly after the last experience I think I'm tapped out when it comes to being around women. It used to be Liches, Demons, Succubi, Kikimora and for a recent example Krampus though. Basically any of the bipedal monsters that don't do hinky shit like the Chaos women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779683
Anon Porter Bridges is on the job

[Anonymous No.]

LOOK AT THIS CAT

AND THE OTHER CAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779695
2kat

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>>42779683
>Lilim insists you bring the pizzas all the way to her room on the third floor

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>>42779647
>Eros herself screaming in impotent anger
gives me a really funny idea actually.
>portals open
>two archangels made by the chief god to watch over shit notice eros's title change
>"eros the... vengeful god of love?"
>"thats not right. i'll check up on her to make sure she isnt corrupted"
>"she isnt in her normal abode. she... oh. HEY SISTER YOU MIGHT WANNA COME SEE THIS"
>"hm whats wr- oh shit what the fuck?"
>the two are watching eros glass earth city after earth city with beams of pure pink. while people arent being transformed with that being saved for the monsters, they all understand a new and better form of love.
>"is she... laughing?"
>"yes. like a maniac."
>"what do you think set her off?"
>"from the records we have it seems like earth is just a really shitty place, even the people are corrupt and cant understand true love. looking at the log it seems like eros broke due to the amount of people saying they 'dont deserve monsters' and are 'just unlovable'."
>"..."
>"..."
>"should we tell the chief god?"
>"nah. thats earth, in other words 'not our problem'. popcorn?"
>"thanks but i can manifest my own"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779701
Ma'am that's against company policy.

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>>42779697
lmao

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>>42779709
2kat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779683
Monster girls would absolutely abuse all delivery services as dating services

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779683
damn, she must be a jabberlim if thats all for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779686
I know how it goes to go through that anon, I hope you feel better soon. It's really, one day we'll get love correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779697
>2kots find their way into anon's wizard autism fort
>soon it becomes full of kots

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>>42779706
just be grateful the pizzeria makes them pay over the phone know
you've got one minute to get out before the front door seals shut

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779683
>>42779728
>"i know she lives alone and doesnt have friends."
>"what a fatty..."
>said delivery anon moments before getting dive tackled by the chubby neet succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779738
>Anon forgets his qualms as he assaulted by comfy feelings

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>>42779716
Pretty sure all pizzerias near mg habitats know whats up after the hundredth time someone calls asking for “one small cheese pizza but please send a delivery boy and have him knock on my door”

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779705
I would love a story actually where Eros went so ape shit she basically became a force comparable to the Demon Lord and thousands of times more aggressive

[Anonymous No.]

You are not immune to cute vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779730
Shame this kot has to like a guy who would rather go around the world saving people than putting a baby in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42779766
Not fertile enough.

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>>42776158
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100255349