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I have some plywood left over from interior renovations, beach towels, and a space heater that must be from the 1970s. Should I make one?

>> No.4273175

I somehow get the feeling you'd manage to burn your house down.

>> No.4273172

do you have a sunken floor?

>> No.4273178

You are going to set your apartment alight and when you die your requiem will be this thread on /jp/.

>> No.4273184

Short answer: No.

Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Enjoy your moldy towels and a warped table.

>> No.4273185

I highly advise you write up a will before you do this.

>> No.4273188

If your legs are cold, put on some pants.

>> No.4273191

>>4273178

Reminds me of the "oh ok so I take a quarter pound of allergy meds and then I can see things well talk to you guys in a few hours" threads on 420chan

Thanks for scaring me jerk

>> No.4273195
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4273195

Do it faggot.

>> No.4273198 [DELETED] 

>>4273163
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>> No.4273202

But honestly, staple the towels to the underside of the wood, zip-tie up the heater facing downward, maybe crack up some of the old asbestos tiles lying around and slide those between the heater and the plywood

I don't see how anything could be that bad

>> No.4273205

>>4273191
You'll thank me when your apartment doesn't burn down.

>> No.4273208

>>4273202
>asbestos
Enjoy your cancer.

>> No.4273212

INB4 OP BURNS HIS FUCKING HOUSE DOWN

>> No.4273213

>>4273205

But I don't own an apartment, thanks anyway I guess

>> No.4273214

>>4273202
With something potentially so dangerous, if I were you I'd really just take the approach of, "If something bad can happen, it probably will."

>> No.4273219

>>4273213
Fine, when your parents' basement is set alight. Also
>asbestos
lol

>> No.4273217

>>4273208

Asbestos does not automatically work that way

>> No.4273216

If things gets too hot, i don't think a 1970's-ish heater has a self-stopping mechanism...

>> No.4273221

>>4273217
Of course not, but Murphy's Law.

>> No.4273242

If you're so gung-ho about this, then why ask for /jp/'s opinion?

Learn it first-hand, good or bad.

and if it's bad, tell us so we can revel in your embarrassment

>> No.4273243

>>4273221
Hitler will come out of the table?

>> No.4273237 [DELETED] 

>>4273164
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>> No.4273257

I can only think of a few legitimate issues:

1) I do a crappy job assembling it and it quickly falls apart, dropping a ten pound hot metal box on my ass or legs
2) It manages to scorch my rug or warp the wood flooring
3) It actually causes a fire, which would most likely raze the top floor and roof but leave the rest of the house (where everyone else lives) intact

Can you recommend bothering to polyurethane plywood by the way

>> No.4273267

All you need now OP is a flux capacitor and you'll be set to go back to the future where then you can tell your 11 year-old self to never make a Kotatsu

>> No.4273273 [DELETED] 

>>4273164
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>>4273166
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>>4273165
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>> No.4273319

>>4273267

Yeah, right after fucking my past mom.

>> No.4273325

>>4273319
I don't think that's a good idea, McFly.

>> No.4273396

>>4273325

UHHHH

MCFLY?!

I TOLD YOU TO MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET THE FUCK OUT

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>>4273165
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>>4273164
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>>4273165
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