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4271808 No.4271808 [Reply] [Original]

Kaguya neeto now! She is something, that we all can relate to!

>> No.4271818 [DELETED] 

where the fuck does all this kaguya = neet bullshit come from

>> No.4271830

Not me, I work and go to college. I'm just a NT.

>> No.4271832

>>4271818
lurk more

>> No.4271841

She stayed inside Eientei for like hundreds of years.
Way longer than Patchouli.

>> No.4271846
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>>4271818
She is a princess, therefor work is not suited for her.

>> No.4271871
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>>4271808
Could you offer your image in a better resolution?

>> No.4271874 [DELETED] 

>>4271871

why is there toilet paper and salt shakers on her desk

>> No.4271882

>>4271874
they're onaholes

>> No.4271887
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4271887

Thats coke.
And the toilet paper is either for wiping away the spilled coke or to clean her nose.
It's quite comfortable, you should try it.

>> No.4271892

>>4271830
Wait, what?
The acronym NEET does not mean you take out a letter for everything you do...
You're just a functional part of society. So get out of my /jp/

>> No.4271907

>>4271892
How about no.

>> No.4272091
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4272091

Neets are always the ones who will win, in the end.

>> No.4272106
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4272106

I'm not a NEET. I'm a self-employed maid.

>> No.4272115
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4272115

HI MY NAME IS MOKOU
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

>> No.4272117

>>4272106
Whom do you serve?
Let it be known I approve regardless.

>> No.4272121

>>4272117
Myself.

>> No.4272141

>>4272115
You aren't fooling anyone Kaguya!

>> No.4272169
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4272169

This thread slightly amuses me.

>> No.4272197
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>> No.4272242

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KEMYqDqqUI

Our dream princess...

>> No.4272376
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4272376

Neet and immortality together. We can only imagine...

>> No.4272381

>>4272376
Wait, what?

>> No.4272404

>>4272381

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY1jniZA1yE&

>> No.4272405

>>4272376
Ah fuck, I lol'd.

>> No.4272428

>>4272404
what is she so mad about

>> No.4272438

>>4272381

It's a reference to that WoW freakout video that was circulating the net about six or eight months back

>> No.4272442
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>>4272428
That she'll never be as strong as her EX.

>> No.4272444

>>4272428
She's mad at all the shit threads on the front page.

>> No.4272454
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>>4272404
hahaha oh wow

>> No.4272501

>>4272376
oh shit I lost

>> No.4272524
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4272524

Hey, why neets dress in adidas?

>> No.4272538

>>4272524
They are like pajamas, but in case of emergency you can go outside.

>> No.4272552

Does Kaguya troll for GETS?

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Post related

>> No.4272618

i want to be kaguya. i'd even trade my awesome penis to become her.

>> No.4272637 [DELETED] 

>>4272538

>go outside
>emergency

?

>> No.4272651

More like KoGuya.

>> No.4272678
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4272678

why isn't this pic here yet?

>> No.4272700

>>4272637
if you put your onahole under the heat blanket and it gets deformed.

>> No.4272710

>>4272637
Ok lets just say that your inhuman laziness and hygienic ineptitude has caused your room to be filled with garbage that any normal person would take out. So you're cooking some instant ramen and turn around because that one short on nicovideo FINALLY loaded. You dash to your pc to see your dancing 2D waifu not realizing that you knocked over that huge fucking pile of printed out fail stories from a touhou fanfic site. Or maybe they are comic books. Who cares. They fall on the stove (or block the vent on the microwave and cause it to overheat and catch on fire. whatever i don't care I hate you all the same) and after a few minutes BAM YOUR KITCHEN IS ON FUCKING FIRE. You panic and try to search for a fire extinguisher but you sold it to get a stupid fig from a vending machine, which is actually melting from the horrible heat. Why the fuck did you place all those figs above the stove? Anyways you run for the door, but its fucking blocked with piles of trash you fucking slob. Oh shit the smoke is getting worse its hard to breathe. Fuck, need air. The window! You dash over to the window and open it, then are thrown into the air because the cans of air freshener your mother gave you to hide your rank BO from never bathing explode in a huge fireball. You land on the sidewalk below, hair somewhat singed and clothes charred, but thank fucking god you had on your Adidas sweat pants or else you'd look like a total tard.

>> No.4272714

>>4272710
this sounds more realistic >>4272700

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4272728

Show me ya moves!

>> No.4272757

so how do I find me girls like Kaguya?

>> No.4272790

>>4272757
Go door to door.

>> No.4272822
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4272822

Would being a neet be all that fun? You could relax all year, but wouldn't you reach the line of melancholy very soon?

>> No.4272834

>>4272822
I've been at it for over a year and the only melancholy I have is from people trying to force me to get a job. Might just be me, though.

>> No.4272830

>>4272757

Get a bloodhound and train it to smell for pissy floors

>> No.4272832 [DELETED] 

>>4272822

No, absolutely not. My computer has been a great friend for the past 5 years.

oh god i hate myself

>> No.4272837
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4272837

obligatory superior kaguya

>> No.4272846

>>4272822
Been one for about a decade. It's great as long as you have a couple of real hobbies.

>> No.4272923
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4272923

You still think she and you got nothing in common?

>> No.4272999

>>4272822

I imagine it would be pretty difficult to become a neet if you didn't tend towards it in some way, and if you do tend towards it you're probably already inured to the isolation and melancholy of it so you can just neet the fuck out and enjoy yourself

>> No.4273047
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4273047

If she doesn't listen to black metal, I don't want anything to do with her.

>> No.4273053

>>4272923
Ragequit?

No, I'm the asshole that induces everyone else to do that, I don't do it myself.

>> No.4273055 [DELETED] 

>>4271805
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
talk
.com

>> No.4273063

I've been a NEET for a year and a half or so and it's not to a point where I would want to change and I don't see it being that way ever. I dislike people in general so being alone all the time with my comics and Touhou waifus is all will ever need.

I REGRET NOTHING;_;

>> No.4273080

What if instead of Adidas I bought a Kaguya outfit.

http://www.fan-store.net/servlet/the-172/TOUHOU--fdsh--Imperishable-Night/Detail

I bet I could skip a figurine to further my connection to my NEET waifu.

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4273118

"In my sexual excitement. I almost make my HDD pregnant"

>> No.4273149
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4273149

One of my favorite pictures.

>> No.4273158 [DELETED] 

>>4271806
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
talk
.com

>> No.4273164 [DELETED] 

>>4271804
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
talk
.com

>> No.4273171 [DELETED] 

>>4271807
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
talk
.com

>> No.4273174
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4273174

At least NEETs can have friends, I don't have any friends...

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>>4273174
For the majority of my life starting from kindergarten I didn't have any friends except for my brothers. I was way too shy and scared of people. I finally made friends in 6th grade, but it only lasted for 2 years. Then I went back to being friendless again, and I haven't had any since. I think I was born to be a loner....maybe.

>> No.4273241

>>4273174
Internet friends don't count.

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>> No.4273282

>>4273241
I won't accept that. When will I ever get to use the word if Internet doesn't count?

>> No.4273322

>>4273282
When you go outside and meet REAL people.

>> No.4273331

>>4273322
That joke is getting old, anon.

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>>4273322

Wait, people on the internet don't exist?

>> No.4273342

>>4273336
Not the way they do outside it.

>> No.4273344

>>4273331
BROTIP: It's not a joke, the internet is the joke.

>> No.4273356

Hell yea. Loners we are all!
Everyone who i meet see me as strange and "faces will look ugly when you're alone..." I've always got that one good friend actually. But they always end up to disappoint me or defile. Which sucks.

Last friend i got. Got little wayy too close to me. I was slightly aware of that i was natural and unintentional trap. With power to repel straight women and turn s-men into gay. But i never wanted to admit it to myself. So on day when i realized, i would make it better as woman than a man. I isolated myself from my surroundings and been isolated for awhile.
Feels good man.

>> No.4273362 [DELETED] 

>>4271806
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
talk
.com

>> No.4273377

pics or you're just a faggot.

>> No.4273385

>>4273224
Do you travel the world playing harmonica?
Because that would be awsome even so.

>> No.4273384 [DELETED] 

>>4271807
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
talk
.com

>> No.4273404
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>> No.4273451

I wish I could be a NEET forever

>> No.4273474 [DELETED] 

>>4271807
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
talk
.com

>> No.4273491

>>4273385
Not that guy, but...
Goddamnit, I just realized that if I could play a more portable instrument I could travel around the world playing it to see how far I would come with that. That's what I call an adventure!
But then again it would be a bother to leave the house. So... fuck it.

>> No.4273529

>>4273491
I tried that when I was a teen with a friend. I played guitar, he did bass and vocals. Not a normal setup, but we didn't much care.

We made it all the way from Suffolk (England) to London, then to Calais (France), Paris, Metz, [border town I can't spell], Dusseldorf (Germany), then after discovering that germany is EXPENSIVE and that sleeping rough in a large city was even more so, had to beg money from my folks to fly home.

Shit was cash as fuck. inb4 "cool story bro" or variations thereof.

>> No.4273570

>>4273491
So, in the end, you'll just play Elona.

>> No.4273593

>>4273570
Exactly.

>> No.4273594 [DELETED] 

>>4271804
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
talk
.com

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