Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Something better than chocolate for this Valentine's Day.

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[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

trustworthy ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>42667247
I wanna sniff (you)r breath

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>>42667238
VERY NICE

POST YOUR PRETTIEST EROS GIRLS

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>>42667238
Marry foxes.

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>>42667222
Being snuggled and comforted and kissed and held after rough sex!

[PurpleWendigoAnon No.]

I want to be sent to a Eros reeducation camp.

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>>42667273
It's dangerous to be single. Take this

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>42667247
>42667273
Hi there!

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Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

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>>42667287
Thanks man!

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>>42667247
>>42667273
Fuck off namefagging retards

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>>42667287
I wonder what that thread is about.

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>>42667273
Being gently taught to accept love and care from monstergirls under the watchful eyes of ms. cupid!

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>>42667260

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>>42667308
>boy stopped by my pyramid today
>said it was retarded and that the jungle cats' pyramids were cuter

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>>42667314
i do like the violence cupid a lot too

[Anonymous No.]

Eros girls best girls

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>>42667308
Appears to be her and a hellhound talking about something, probably about which wan is superior and why human boys crave big hellhound tits and ass over anubis's more lithe and streamlined figure.

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>>42667314
Too good to be truth, you will be beaten into submission because that what MGE is about

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>>42667238

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>>42667367
Spoiler, neither of them are interesting. Kots are better.

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>>42667273

[Breathfag No.]

>>42667257
No, you don't. I don't brush as often as I should, so my breath isn't the greatest.

[Anonymous No.]

You won’t escape from the yandere cow.

[Breathfag No.]

>>42667423
Why would I want to escape the yandere cow?

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>>42667423
If she gets buff, I won't even think of it.

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>>42667448
it's nice when she's forceful

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>>42667393
>heart eyes
I'm scared...

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>>42667403
>>42667448
>>>/trash/

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>>42667287
breathfag is doing it so we can just filter his shit. not sure why the other guy is doing it.

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>>42667498
>filter
The most retarded idea possible. That just means the thread will fill up with aidspozzed rats like him when people ignore the filth piling up.

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>>42667423
cows are made for... yandere... milk... mommy dom?

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>>42667498
Ah with me it was just a joke and showing I am the same guy who thought of the whole Eros reeducation camp stuff after the whole misery fag thing come up a couple threads back but I won’t namefag anymore since it is kinda silly.

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>>42666885
Fucks sake, man. If The Other Arrow was real, I’d absolutely cap your ass with one. But not in a mean way. Check out the dispositions, ain’t like a honest girl would screw around is it? That’s 11 girls incapable of even giving the appearance of playing with your emotions. We play fast and loose with the ‘any species can be any disposition’ rule. But that’s detrimental in some cases. Take a look, can you really not imagine one of them busting through your shell? Serious question there. All you need do is pick out the ones that are honest for reasons you like. Picrel is probably honest due to not being built to socialize, for instance. She’s a tank, tanks don’t need to lie. Whereas a jackal is probably equally honest due to ocd-tism, or a fairy is likely too ‘simple’ to grasp the notion of deception etc Pick your preference for why she’s honest, and go from there. Or so I’d assume.
>>42666344
Back at cha, cheers.

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>>42667238

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>>42667498
>breathfag is doing it so we can just filter his shit.
Looks more like attention whore behavior intensifying. Wait for him to actually start using a tripcode or shilling a Discord server.
>>42667508
Ditto.

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>>42667574
Dehydrated piss colored slime lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

I need baphomet to bully my dick with their hooves!

[Anonymous No.]

This is your maid for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>Koaaaa

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42667574
maple slime, she works at Timmies

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>>42667631
How can you trust foxes if they can't be trusted to dress themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>Oi oi, I heard you've been buying Yeti daki covers, bakayaro
>What's all this about, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42667360
Eros grils are totally fly, yo.

[Anonymous No.]

White bois get fucked by dogs

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>>42667701
Correct all white boys will be hounded and dogged.

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>>42667238

[Anonymous No.]

What stops me from walking to up to Ms. Nuki CEO of BushyTails LLC and bending her over her desk and making her go on maternity leave?

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>>42667722
Damn perverted elves, than they want to act like they’re all innocent and a noble race what a joke.

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>>42667730
You should make an appointment first.

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>>42667721
Do I get my choice of dog or will a hound be provided for me?

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>>42667752
! !

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>>42667752
Well going off mana stuff you will be guided to the dog girl for you, that your sexual energy will be your compass to happiness.

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>>42667260
>pettiest Eros girls
Weird request. She is an expert in the Love-Love Fist, and will use it for no reason whatsoever.

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>>42667701

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>>42667779
God I always hated Naru.

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>>42667814
>Does the opposite
Fuck dogs okay.

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>>42667730
Her team of Ogre matchmaking specialists. They specialize in matching their pelvises to yours, with extreme prejudice.

[Anonymous No.]

this may have been valentines day for you but for me it was Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.]

Favorite activity to do while touring Dragonia is to intentionally mistake pureblooded dragons for the wrong species and see how flustered they get.
>"Wow i didn't know lizardwomen could grow wings!"
>"You're a wyvern? is your tail poisonous?"
>"You're the smartest wurm i've ever met."

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We got kicked out of Denny's. I said I enjoyed the Superbird, and she called me her "super everything". And when I said I wanted some dessert, she said
>"let's start with some Hershey's"
About five minutes later, as we continued to exchange kisses (but not going full make-out), management gave us a cake and told us to leave.

Another successful Valentine's Day.

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>>42667730
her many uber fluffy fox guards and supremely bushy nuki/rata guards.
did you really think the CEO of bushytails LLC would have anything BUT the bushiest and fluffiest tails guarding her?

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>>42667814
Fuck this dog!

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>>42667814
Your fat ass was made to get fucked Inubashiri Momiji.

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>>42667825
Yeah, she’s a cunt that doesn’t deserve antenna hair. She came up randomly. Creepy Sis is best grill, but has no art. The only other MG Hinashit I can find out is…better left buried. Picrel.

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>>42667849
>"You're the smartest wurm i've ever met."
Say it in the most condescending tone you can, and that last one is how you get absolutely pelvis shattering rape from a malef dragon
Dangerous game my friend....

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>>42667842
I chuckled.

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Marketing and selling condoms, birth control and contraceptives in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster

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>>42667931
I’m kinda out of the loop since I was banned for a couple days and left the threads for a little while but what does malef dragon mean is it short for maleficent.

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>>42667960
yes. They are dragons but spikey and horny.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about your monster, anon, do you have art of them? Or are you still not sure of which one is your favorite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42667960
>I was banned for a couple days and left the threads for a little while
Go back

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>>42668025
Naw I wasn’t banned here if you were wondering.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42667960
New MG profile by KC on Patreon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to Wintertown on vacation
>Bring all your anti-cold and anti-rape gear
>Mana-proof compass so you won't get lost in any blizzards, natural or otherwise
>Personal heating source so you never have to worry about the cold
>Snowshoes, and other cold weather gear so you can travel the frozen wastes with ease
>Get raped by an anubis who was also in Wintertown on vacation
You just can't win.

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I will fuck the gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42668077
Get Anubised.

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL FUCK THE GODS!

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>>42668077
... how on earth is that LOSING?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42667933
>Do you want your husbando to have XTREEM POWERFUL SPURM? Our penis training devices force his sperm to get STRONK enough to pierce our proprietary barrier. By the time your husbando’s sperm adapts to our magically enhanced penis sheaths, his BUFF MANLY SPURM will totally WREK UR SHYT UHP. Buy our sheaths today so you can get your eggs PUSHED IN HARDCORE. And remember, unlike our competitors, our penis training sheaths are MADE 4 SEXXXO, so you can practice with him INSIDE YUU as he trains his SPURMS to be SUPERHARD enough to POOOSH UR EGGS into PREGNOUGHTSEA. Don’t hesitate, CALL NOW!
Easy enough. I’d make a fucking mint.

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>>42668077
Snowubis are a thing

[Anonymous No.]

This is an awoo free zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>42668104
Too many 4 and 5 syllable words, wurms will be confused

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>>42668101
I hope all of them are choco egyptian goddesses that love my pale ass and make me wear a lot of clothing when I go out so I don’t get a tan.

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>>42668077
>anubis is dragged along by her pharaoh to go see the snow
>precious file organization time gone in the name of "fun"
>wearing 5 different layers and still freezing to death, how the hell does anyone live here?
>then she sees him
>a man buying a cup of hot chocolate
>the snowflakes falling around her seem to stand still
>knows in an instant that he's the one
>Anon watches her wobble over to him
>moves like a little kid
>face plants in front of him and gets up
>anubis tries her best to profess her love and invite him back to the lodge
>man can't hear her through her scarf
>smiles and agrees before walking off
>anubis screaming in her prison of fabric, unable to pursue him or call out
>pharaoh uses her god voice to stop the guy long enough for anubis to catch up, compose herself, and make her confession

[Anonymous No.]

>>42667238
>"By the Eye of Odin, I see all. Past, present, and future."
>t.Order Future-Seer

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>>42668126
>DIK CLOTHES MAKE MAN PUSH UR SHYT N HARDUR
We can charge double, due to saving on syllables. Thanks Anon!

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>>42668125
dogpile

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>>42668180
White boy paradise.

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>>42668154
>S-so c-cold. N-n-need dick.
A love confession of the ages. And there was much rejoicing.

[Anonymous No.]

It's scary how good the ai is getting at generating art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42668180
There will be no dogpiles. That's a $300 fine

[Anonymous No.]

Valentine lilim appreciation post, all monsters deserve love

[Anonymous No.]

>>42668180
There are many piles I want to be in.
Cat, birb knight
Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you will never be a cute monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>42668224
It is getting pretty good.

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>>42668251
I can't get good results that look like a hellhound yet but generic wans are ok so I will keep playing with it until I am satisfied, I seen some real good ones on pixiv but I am still learning the tools. Very nice Kemono Friends wolf girl.

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[Anonymous No.]

we need more echidnaa

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>>42668224
Those hands are abominations.

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>>42668251
Need help for this. Where would be a good place to start?

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>>42668273
Yeah, I cooked that on the lowest settings, running a new one off the same image and it should be better.

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>>42668270
>Alpchidna
Okay I would, but only because she’s approachable!

[Anonymous No.]

How dangerous are hags on Valentine's day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42668276
/g/ always has a stable diffusion thread going. So does /h/ and is arguably more helpful than /g/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42668316
Eros blessing activates their ovaries so getting caught by one is instant loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42668229
Fuck you google your monopoly is powerless against dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42668327
Noted. Thanks. Will check it out. Let's move on to not anger the thread.

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>>42668341
It’s fine, I was already angry. Angry about elves.

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>>42668379
You're just angry all the nearby elves are already taken.

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>>42668049
i do not trust this fox, those tattoos are probably a magical spell.

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>>42668316
how many candles would a cake for yukari take?

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>>42668415
Quite a lo-

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I fucking love this reply

[Anonymous No.]

I love experimenting with potions with my monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

I will make the gods submit to my mortal dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42668415
even if you buy a candle store, it would not be enough

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>>42668415

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>>42668386
>foolish elf makes out with literal cinnamon bun
It’d be sad we’re it not so common. When people say “stop rubbing off in the forest and get yourself a cinnabun, you knife-eared loiterer” what they really mean…is exactly what you did. Yes. Woe is me. Please continue making out with pastries. It makes me seethe so, elf-kun. You’re doing so much better than dwarves. Look how some random human is eating her chips. The victor is obvious.

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>>42668415
Ur-old.png

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>>42668250
gazer aint got shit on her

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I will not marry a monster girl!
I will not have sex with her!
I will not have multiple children with her!
I will feel her "loving embrace"!
I will not be loved!
And you can't make me!!

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>>42668454
I would still marry her, even if her age is more than 3 digits

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>>42667238
Donkeh

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>Kikimora head maid doesn't wear panties
>Leaves puddles every time her master is around her
>Has her master hire another maid just to clean up after her

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>>42668498
>hire a cheshire maid
>puts down a "Wet Floor" sign whenever mastah compliments kiki

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>>42668498
>>Has her master hire another maid just to clean up after her
and so on and so on

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>>42668527
it's why self-cleaning slimemaids are superior.

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>>42668541
you don't take both?

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>>42668541
eat both

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>>42668541
>Take the storebought
>She starts crying
>take the homemade
>get a "love nectar" surprise when you take a bite
I hate unwinnable encounters.

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>>42668496
Made to be ridden by dragons

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>>42668541
i pick option C:
a hug

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ded

[Anonymous No.]

if you marry a wendigo and decide to reverse the transformation for a bit, do you still get a matching fluffy coat to wear?

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>>42668677
Is late and I am cold/tired.

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>>42668682
Maybe, ask KC he’s got the answer to that since he came up with it.

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>>42668698
i could save you some time and tell you "sure why not"

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>no kiki to shit on my chest
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

The Valentine's themed art was a little thin this year. Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

You should fuck the jackal.

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>>42668828
What's with the sword?

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>>42668828
Remind me to do that once they finally reach Earth.

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>>42668838
How many people here still remember space anubis?

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>>42668838
>the MGE we know of is many centuries out of date by now
>they've already taken to the stars for several generations, looking for inhabited planets with new potential husbands

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>>42668828
breed the jackal

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>>42668828
i find these terms acceptable

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[Anonymous No.]

LSI^2

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>>42668862
She's looking kind of graped

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>>42668940
Graped and gaped, the way all Anubi should be.

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>>42668828
For some reason, many an Anon thinks monsters are some sort of threat, so they may need some extra persuasion to fuck the jackal

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>>42668245
Gonna send love letters and chocolate to Druella on Eros day

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that after the day is done, that is when you spoil a cupid.
They really did the post valentine's day sales.

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>>42668838
I still wonder what the scariest girl to get ambushed by when the portals opened would be, I wanna say manticore or shog

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>>42669051
I want the worst a shog has to offer.

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>>42669051
Shog, definitely. The way they could move and form themselves would terrify any living creature at first.

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Love

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>>42669051
probably a toss up between sandworm and alice

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>>42669065
love

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>>42669065

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>>42669065
>>42669091

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>>42669093
hands could be cuddlier

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If the Cheshire figure is a successful. What MG do you think the next figure should be? I say Demon.

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>>42669112
Baphomet

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>>42669106
love hebi

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>>42669112
runya runya

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>>42669065
Crazy dark elves

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>>42669112
It’s either going to be the baphomet or the hellhound they’re kinda the faces of MGE at this point than after them probably the kiki and the shog.

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>>42669129
Sassy dark elves

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>>42669145
Hellhound I can see. But the Baphomet being one of the faces of MGE? I don't see how that's the case aside from KC's favoritism of them.

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>>42669063
>Imagine you start seeing objects being moved or changed slightly over time, until one night when you try to sleep the bed sheets and blankets tighten around you like a straight jacket and tease and caress your entire body
Terrifying, god dominant shogs are too strong

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>You have received a Pint-sized Dark Mage

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>>42669171
I'm gonna undress her

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>>42669051
>late at night
>your house's power goes out
>you hear scratching across the walls and whispering from every angle
>sitting on your bed holding a gun with a white-knuckled grip
>the door opens and two or more yellow eyes stare at you from the darkness
you could tell me the portals are opening and i'd still probably shoot

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>>42669074
Sandworms would be horrifying, idr much about the Alice other than Loli shit which immediately turned me off

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>>42667539
Lt. Dan you ain't got no legs!

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>>42669176
a greenworms soft, pliable body is more effective than kevlar

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>>42669176
The guys who have shogs coming for them on the day of the portal are going to need a lich on standby to restart their hearts.

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>>42669058
Based, god I would melt for a Dom shog

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>>42669112
I think demon personally, they are one of the faces of the series.

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>>42669190
doesn't hurt she already has a knack for making organs

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>>42669112
holstaur may have some broad appeal

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>>42669112
Druella or demon

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>>42669112
Either a Demon, Dragon, Hellhound, or Shoggoth.

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>>42669190
I wonder how dominant shogs would act in comparison to subby ones, bitches have the potential to literally never let you leave your room, let alone the house

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>>42669125
runya runya (magical girl costume) for that deep cut

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>>42669176
I think I'd just have a breakdown and run in terror sobbing
Feel bad for miss shog though

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>>42669215
That has the potential to make their husbands very unhappy, though. They'd let them leave the house and go places, at the very least for enrichment, but they'll always be there watching.
Protecting you from 4D space.

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>>42669232
feel bad for what?
it's not like you'll escape. her will is dauntless

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>>42669232
Don't worry, she doesn't take it personally. And she'll calm you down once she catches you. But in the meantime the chase is on.

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When the portals open the first thing I will do is grab a unicorn and then ALL the lillims, then there will be no lillims for anyone else!

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>>42669261
Lilims don't strike me as the sharing type.

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>>42669265
the demo one didn't seem to mind

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>>42669242
True, but isn't one of their whole things is making their hubby's dependent on em? Feel like they wouldn't force you to stay home, but they'd make you want to stay depending on how yandere they are.

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>>42669176
realistically id just not care and just wait for the demons.
if its MGE demons, i'll know because a fox will rapidly approach my location.
if its REAL demons, hell will at least be a release in knowing that there is no point in trying.

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>>42669261
I don’t want lilims too much work I’d rather go for a simple hellhound or holstaur.

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>>42669265
Some probably don't mind, the RPG is cool with it. Most gals probably don't wanna share though

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>>42669258
Crazy eyes, miss shog needs to calm down before I have a heart attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>42669244
It's kinda rude to scream and run from a lady

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>>42669176
>portals are opening
>shoot shog
>she's fine
>portals didn't open
>shoot creature
>not eaten
This seems kind of like a Pascal's wager kind of deal. Worst case scenario you and your wife have a funny story to tell people about how you tried to kill her when you first met.

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>>42669261
Devilish anon

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>>42669280
>wake up
>shog is standing dutifully by your bedside as usual
>start to get up
>shog places her hand on your chest and gently pushes you back down
>"you should rest longer"
>ask her what time it is and she grimaces
>ah that's right, she's not very good with things like linear time yet; that was rude to ask.
>reach for your phone on the nightstand
>it screeches and scurries off the stand running up the wall to hide in a vent
>damn, it took forever to coax it out last time that happened
>ask shog to open the blinds
>she looks towards the window and the curtains part
>looks like a van gogh painting on other side of the window
>the moon blinks at you
>start to feel sleepy again
>last thing you see before drifting off is her widening smile
maybe 5 more minutes wouldn't hurt

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys I think this schedule dog might be defective, should I try to get a refund?

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>>42669357
just bonk her on the head to reset her

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>>42669358
Sounds pretty cool. I'd like to live in a four dimensional realm maintained by my shogwife. Just come out with her every now and then to terrify the mortals for a bit before heading back home.

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>>42668541
Handmade chocolates made with love and care but taste bad are the best in the world.

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>>42669357
No, it's the upgraded model.

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>>42669378
>Anon whacks anubis on the head with no horni stick
>Apop stunned at how quickly her work was undone

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>>42669358
Genuinely amazing, would love to be in a shog room forever only leaving once in a blue moon. Honestly I don't see why I would ever want to leave if my needs are being taken care of, and I get lots of love I'd never want to. I keep forgetting how much I like shogs, whenever I think about the girls I can't stop wondering about how the soulmate stuff would work on me because there are so many girls I love in the series

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>>42669451
Forgot pic my bad

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>>42669379
Based, for me it would just be to see sights and shit. There are some things she can't mimic I'd imagine at least not perfectly but it would be like a vacation type of thing

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>>42667779
>tsundere angel who won't hesitate to punch your face

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>>42669242
>shoggy coming up with enrichment activities for hubby's enclosure

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>>42669522
>decides she is the enrichment

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if you played The Green Elephant (1999) in front of a theater of mamono?

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>>42668682
Yeah that sounds cool

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>>42669530
That shog got some dick sucking lips.

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>>42669558
Guess what she made them to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42669578
kissu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42669578
To look cuter while pouting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42669534
Massed nuclear (dark matter) strike on russia soon after.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42669398
>not upgraped
one. job.

[Breathfag No.]

>>42669828
Gonna sniff the schedule dog's breath

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>>42667933
>>42668104
How about I market my practice of being a vasectomy doctor in an MGC? What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey does anyone know the name of that one game about the 8 foot tall fox woman I can’t find the name of it, I need to know for “research” purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42669828
sniff sniff

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>>42669828
Must sniff Anubis butt.

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>>42669828
>assigned an exchange student roommate autism dog from the desert kingdoms
>best roommate ever, everything is clean and tidy and she keeps to herself. No loud music and she never brings any boys home.
>until one month she starts acting weird
>can hear her loudly panting at random times
>occasionally her face is flushed red, almost feverish but she insists she's not sick
>sometimes my used underwear goes missing from the laundry basket
>often catch her laying on the couch spreading legs towards the door when I come back, says she's just exercising when I ask wtf
Fucking exchange students, there's always something wrong with them.

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>>42669882
Fuck the autismo choco dog, Do It Now!

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning sirs, I see that the allure of dogsex is spreading across our thread.
Never forget there's no better candidate for starting family with than the family dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42669908
>family dog
>posts a feral predator
This posts smells of wet dog/wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>42669922
Let her into your home
do not lock your door

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis x Hellhound fusion how would this be like, how would a relationship with a hell anubis go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42669933
She's still scheduling everything, but the schedule is now a lot more brutal on your pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

What are some monster girl fusions that'd be great?
Hellhound x Manticore comes to mind

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>>42669946
Sandworm X Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

You know thinking about it if Mamonos did finally give birth to sons there would probably be a lot more hybrid monster girls around, since the sons would carry their mother’s genes inside them and possibly those genes could mix with another monster girl that is of a different species than their mothers which would lead to making a hybrid monster girl possible.

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>>42669933
>Jackal girl based off Set instead of anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster bandits try to take over a village
>They have been planning this for years now
>MC is a kindhearted villager who spends most of his time training
>He singlehandedly stops the invasion
>Bandit leader now hates him for foiling her master plan
>Relationship between MC and bandit leader goes from hate to love after a few more battles
>Eventually she goes kinda yandere and believes it's more than just love
>That they were fated from the start to fight, fuck and form a family
Not sure if this rough outline could be made into a decent story, maybe if it features a High Orc leader and her P'Orcs subordinates.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider tough, muscular gyaru Mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670024
You will already be content and satisfied with human JKs and human gyarus

[Anonymous No.]

>>42669983
>this rough outline could be made into a decent story
yes, now go write it, you never know if you are meant to fly if you do not jump
>>42669957
KC said it would only affect them in minor way - Hellhound born to a weresheep-born dad, would have extra fuzzy mofu and would love naps and such, but would still be a Hellhound
>>42669922
if she smells of a wet dog, means you made her wet and need to take responsibility
and all dogs are family dogs, because you can start a family with any of them

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>>42669983
>They have been planning this for years now
Years? Excessive amount to take on a village with a horde of monster girls. Also I don't think any of them would be patient enough to wait literal years for a village.
>MC is a kindhearted villager who spends most of his time training
>He single-handedly stops the invasion
Have to do some OPM training bullshit here if you're using Horcs and Porcs
>Bandit leader now hates him for foiling her master plan
>Relationship between MC and bandit leader goes from hate to love after a few more battles
Which raiding mamano would act this way? If anything they would try to present themselves to MC after being defeated (read the profiles), and if he's either too dense and think it's an attack which riles them up into actually attacking thinking it's some kind of foreplay
>Eventually she goes kinda yandere and believes it's more than just love
>That they were fated from the start to fight, fuck and form a family
This but without the cringe yandere shit. They're meathead bandits, not hebis.

A good idea, but shit execution. But you have no reason to accept or listen to my criticism, and can ignore it if you want. I will enjoy your story even if it's shit and doesn't line up with canon characterization.

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>>42670037
>KC said it would only affect them in minor way - Hellhound born to a weresheep-born dad, would have extra fuzzy mofu and would love naps and such, but would still be a Hellhound
What would be the dominant race, though? Surely it isn't the race's temperament.

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>>42670043
oh it would still be a fiery Helldog with all her protective and aggressive gimmicks, she'd just get sleepy sometimes and take long naps with (You) cuddled tightly into her bossom and your face stuffed extra fuzzy chest mofu

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>>42670075
>Hellhound chest fluff
>But even fluffier
>And now it makes you tired in addition to all it's other effects
They were already broken before, this is just unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

shog is truly the most aesthetic mg, completely serious, never seen such a cool unique take on lovecraftian creatures

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>>42670085
hellhound chest fluff already makes you drowsy.
That shit will just knock you out cold.

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>>42670088
You will not make me fall for the Abyssal propaganda

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>>42669288
>Sharing hebi
I forgot the game had a harem

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>>42670085
>>42670094
imagine how comfy would it be, coming back home from work on friday, and your sheephellwan wife first rides the soul out of you, and then stuffs you into her extra potent chest floof for warm, cozy slumber till early Saturday morning

[Anonymous No.]

>I never lost at a staring contest you know
>wanna try?

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>>42670255
gonna whip it out and start fanning, wonder how long she'll be able to stop herself from looking

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>>42670038
Thanks for the feedback.
This plot definitely needs some work to make sense.
I'll probably have to settle for the leader hating the MC in a hatefuck kind of way rather than actual spite.

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>>42670096
*squelch*

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>>42670096
You'll love an abyssal monster eventually, just you wait until KC releases Cthulhu-chan.
Flayers and gaunts are already top tier too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670495
>Wake up as normal
>Swear my coffee has a purple tint to it
uhh, is it too late for me?

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>>42670507
depending on the hue you've either been SHOG'd or GAUNT'd
or both
oh what i'd give to become one with the void

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>>42670518
Lies and slander!
Gaunts are pure girls who'd never trick a man into drink their goo.
They just physically assault you and rub their goo onto your body

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be sexually harassed by a demon hag until I finally sign her contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670607
This but she's also your desk job boss who keeps summoning you into her office.

[Anonymous No.]

Recently awakened Pharaoh's gonna be freaked out when she learns that the group of people she enslaved basically converted the world to their God, and run most of the world's major organizations.

I guess that's karma, but you may need to explain that concept to her too

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>>42670629
>Get called to her office
>Not sure what it's for as you walk past her succubus secretary giggling as she watches you enter her office
>'Now anon, I have some forms I need you to complete....'
>Hands you a large stack of densely worded papers with an impossibly small font
>Start to look them over, trying to spot any marriage stipulations hidden in a random paragraph or subsection
>As you read, she slowly unbuttons her shirt, constantly leaning over to 'point' out things you've missed
>Eventually she starts standing over your shoulder, pressing her tits into your face every few seconds to explain certain clauses, one arm wrapped tightly around your chest
>You basically stopped reading anything 10 minutes ago but you don't want her to stop

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>>42670694
>She drops her pencil
>Asks you to please fetch it
>You go under her desk to do so
>Her criminally short skirt allows you to see her lewd laced panties
>She slides a finger in there while you can still see everything
Better send a strongly worded letter to RH before she goes too far.

[Anonymous No.]

Ohio man here. In dire need of an Undine, ASAP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670787
What, did someone poison your water or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670809
Impossible, the Ratatoskr news would be reporting on such an event

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670809
>someone
If you count the absolute inbred dysgenic moron that thought burning vinyl chloride was a good idea and letting toxic clouds emanate over the skies and polluting the entire river as being responsible, then yeah.

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>>42670787
your entire country is in dire need of Lescaite like mamono takeover

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>>42670855
>inbred dysgenic moron
We've got a lot of those here in Ohio.

But you know what we don't have?
Lewd minos and holsts, and that's a serious problem too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670878
Ohio mamono invasion fanfic when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670941
>leaves when they realize "nah fuck that mess I'm out"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670787
>>42670855
It would probably be in your best interest to no longer be in Ohio, and not just because it's Ohio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670941

[Anonymous No.]

Dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671105
Yes, vinyl chloride is horrible but when you're dead you don't need to breathe anymore so it's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670096
inb4 Flayer correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671105
>>42671133
>Undeads don't need to breathe
>Yet you notice your zombie wife breathing while cuddling with her
>Ask her how come
>She's breathing in your scent because if makes her feel warm

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>>42667423
why would i ever want to escape a cow anon?
cows are the 2nd best monsters surpassed only by elves

[Anonymous No.]

Explorer Kiki says it shouldn't be much further to the jungle kot's city! What do you do next?

>A. Enthusiastically suggest you press on
>B. Start making camp for the evening
>C. Review your maps and findings thus far
>D. bend her over a rock and demolish the hole of your choosing
>E. Try to lure in any stray ocelomeh with the mating call of their people

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671411
D B D D D D D D D...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671411
dunno what expedition bonuses we working with here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671411
B start making camp for the evening So that I can D slip into her bedroll and utterly ruin her for marriage like I havent a few hundred times already

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671411
D, followed by B, followed by D again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671289
Cute! Post more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671411
why we looking for this city?

[Anonymous No.]

A wild... oni? appears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671622
Oni should have more muscle than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671621
She heard that the jungle cats farm a strange and mystical plant known as cocoa.
>>42671557
>>42671549
>>42671424
You are horrible adventurers. Now kiki's going to be walking funny tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671622
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670518
leave scornguy alone you damned monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671684
Fuck off and die already

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671666
>You are horrible adventurers. Now kiki's going to be walking funny tomorrow.
The guildmaster at the starting town told me having sex with your party members was the most important aspect of adventuring, you're telling me she was wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670088
I wanna get shoged so bad, imagine being able to get hugged by your wife whenever you lay under a blanket in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671784
>>42671784
The other chaos girls sure got a bad rep compared to shog

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, I dont think that girl is a cow....

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671800
Oh I love them, expect the gaunt but that's because I'm submissive. Flayers and shogs are some of the best gals

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671809
Dragons are evolving....

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671809
Nonsense she has horns and booba

[Anonymous No.]

>>42667238

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>>42671880
>Dragons slowly start getting more and more loving as times goes on
>Some start getting black and white scale patterns
>These Dragons start to flock together to deal with loneliness and Eat more
>Their bodies become meaty, with big heaving udders and a massive ass and very wide hips
>Then their breasts start to get more and more sensitive Until milk begins to flow from them
>The new species the holst dragon was made

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>>42671666
>Now kiki's going to be walking funny tomorrow.
That's okay. If it's too much for her, we can spend a day resting and gathering resources like water.
Ah who am I kidding, nobody cares about a bunch of unwashed felines in animal skins. Can the exploration, with option D throughout the way back

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671809
All monsters can become cows with the proper clothing

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>>42671976
but does She go moo and make milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671994
That's what the magic of the cow pattern micro bikini bestows on the monster

[Anonymous No.]

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>>42671901
I will take both

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>>42671887
but have you heard of a scaled cow, I think that tanuki ripped me off...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42671999
+75% breast size
+400% milk production
-15% AGI

[Anonymous No.]

so does a monster get bigger thighs and ass as well as wider hips when they put on a bunny suit?
Are there dragon bunnies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672038
She's just... exotic yeah! A dankui would never trick someone like that afterall

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672144
so that rare rabbit cow, or the flying scaled cow are real as well?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672151
Damn bloodsuckers won't leave you alone on a full moon, be careful if you're out alone on one of those nights.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Have you prayed today, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

So i heard there is an automaton store where you can order any monster, bodytype, traits, Mental and physical age and kink you wish her to have. The only thing is that the monster will be a hybrid of an automaton and the other monster you chose.
So what you gonna choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672153
Yes of course, Zipangu has very exotic cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672266
Need oujou wagyu cow who demands that you massage her everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672244
Honestly? Malef dragon combo would be neat, maybe add a werecat too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672244
Automaton mermaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672295
>>42672309
so what body type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672266
truly a magical place

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672320
Neither massive breasts nor massive horns belong on short monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42667649
>order a new daki cover online
>Thicc succubus comes in cosplay of the character on your daki and says she's the pillow cover you ordered

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672319
Massive, like 7 feet. Love big gals

[Anonymous No.]

>>42668154
>Prop Snownubis up after she falls, brush some snow off of her
>Pull her mufflers down so she can talk properly
>Her teeth are chattering so much you can hear them before you get past the wool muffling her
>She can barely stop herself trembling long enough to get the words out
>”H-H-Help me w-w-w-warm my-s-s-self”
>Pull her mufflers back over her face and her wool beanie over her ears, minding the pair of fur earmuffs so thick she can’t hear what you’re saying
>Wrap Snownubis in a hug so tight that the Yetis looking on are blushing
>Rub her back, her arms, her sides to warm her up
>Snownubis’ shaking, mittened hands return the hug
>Muffled moans of warmth and pleasure make their way through her scarf
>Tears are falling from her face as she tries to compose herself
>Be sure to wipe the tears before they freeze on her cheeks
>Take Snownubis to a lodge to get her in front of a warm fireplace
>Her shakes slowly subside, but she’s still clinging to you for dear life in fear of being that cold again
>Even as you book a hotel room for the night she won’t stop hugging you
>Snownubis stayed in her snowsuit and winter woolies even in bed, using you as her daki pillow

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Wan butts drive me nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are angels so scary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672397
anon, they are not that scary, look at miss ophanim here, is she scary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672392
>AI trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672392
>third ear
>that chin
This is the monster girl thread, not malformed abomination thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672424
Seethe impotently at near endless content generation. Despite a few issues that will be resolved, I don't understand why someone would be upset at having more art to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672441
it's almost as if they post the horrible ones on purpose

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42672446
>I don't understand why someone would be upset at having more art to look at.
Because AI shitters act like absolute subhumans despite being told to piss off and go to one of the numerous threads they have all over the site.
Anons abandoning a thread for having AI OP pic was a clear enough signal that you are not welcome here, at the very least you could try to pick pictures without defects and not act like a retard when called out about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672446
>calling ai soulless shit "content"

fuck off fag. your "art" ain't even good anyways. it can only create generic basic bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672446
>four ears
endless content generation doesnt look all that great when all of it is shit, huh?
>soon be resolved
cool, fuck off and resolve them first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672455
>loses bun for ponytail
Brothers in the Chief God, need we any other proof that monsterization is the work of Evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672441
bit monsterphobic there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672478
don't forget the signature polydactyly

[Anonymous No.]

https://kemono.party/patreon/user/637385/post/18459776
We're having sex with squid now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672446
Because it looks like fucking shit. Why would I want a lower quality image of a generic looking cat/dog girl when there are people already drawing it on a regular basis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672446
>Despite a few issues that will be resolved
even with the issues resolved it'll still just generic shit. No one is frothing at the mouth for amateur-style DeviantArt anime girls when we have drawfags and other artists with their own styles.

[Anonymous No.]

Go green, fuck plants

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672446
for as long as humans make errors, the ai that samples from it is only going to magnify them.
good luck with that i guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, look at the cow, look at the cute cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672530
I will fuck the tree.

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY JUB, I LOVE DRAWING MEIYA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672389
White Horn-san quick, send the Snuggle Scouts to help the new Anubis tourist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672541
>yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672567
You don't have long hair, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672567
long hair is fucking rad

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672537
OK, now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672567

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672578
lolfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672586

oh well, my wife likes my long hair, so that's all that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42672661
>4,000 year old baphomet learns to use turn signal before average bmw driver
too real

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672628
>evil fox wife comes home from a day of eviling
>she lays down on the bed expecting the usual
>rub her belly
>"who's an evil girl? you are! yes you are!"
>she starts giggling
starting to think her grandma was a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672446
You tell them sir, I'm sure they'll do the needful sooner or later

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672661
Fucking BMWs

[Anonymous No.]

>148.8kg

[Anonymous No.]

>>42669155
Baphomet has more than the double of stories on KC's website than Hellhound.
Hellhound's overwhelming popularity is a western thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672691
>>42672700
What monster would be the worst driver and don't say 'all of them because they're women'

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672446
>four ears
>pitiful tail
>hair merges into bra
>thumb merges into shoulder
>hair is way too shiny
>still just looks generic.
endless shit is still shit, anon.
sorry that we have standards or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672717
wurm believes the fastest path to somewhere is a straight line

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672717
>no depth perception

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672717
cheshires because they just teleport around all day
>of course hubby we can go to h'orc 'n p'orc's restaurant, just let me open a p-
>o-oh you want to me drive there? i mean uhhh ummm y-yeah i have some experience... i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672702
Lmao womanlets

[Anonymous No.]

Wombat MG when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672743
ass too fat

[Anonymous No.]

Tailets, when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672743
>A Chubby Farting Mamano

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672743
never because it would be too fat for KC's taste.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672801
>too fat for KC's taste
Why do nips always want to fuck kids and skinny twigs of women? Two bombs weren't enough...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42668541
Where is the
>Present her with your homemade and store bought chocolates and eat all four together
Option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672717
Worst driver
>any young MG really

Best driver
>Lich-san she used to be a famous marathon driver back at the turn of the 20th century

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672715
I don't know why I'm surprised, always forget Loli shit is popular there. Ah well just means I won't have to worry about the Sabbath if the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672863
this is what a normal healthy woman looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672717
Ghosts how they gonna hit the pedal?
Also harpies because steering

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672920
>portals open
>"heh, damn kids wont get me. they are all in japan!"
>"hey whats that in the distance?"
>in the distance is a loli hellhound running at mach 3 getting ready to tackle you.

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>>42672885
>20th century
lol
there were exactly two cars in the whole world at that time. Both could do a max speed of 40kmph. They collided head on anyway.
Wanna guess how she became a lich in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672863
I just wish we got actually buff monsters sometimes man, the Amazon should be able to throw me around like a doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672952
truth is that kc just likes the slim and trim look, im pretty sure he hasnt drawn a single meaty hag or properly buff girl at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672863
>Why do nips always want to fuck kids and skinny twigs of women?
Because it's peak attractiveness

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672983
>pretty sure he hasnt drawn a single meaty hag or properly buff girl at all.
Then he's failed as an artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672986
Found the NAMBLA member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672983
he tried with jinko at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672938
I will jump in a lake to escape I'm sure they hate water

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672986
Ancient goat hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672983
KC needs meaty hag correction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672717
White Horns can’t fit into a car, and if they could driving in snow and ice would do them in

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672998
Ay that and mino, still. Some monster should be way bigger and buff, like hellhounds, amazons, ogres, orcs (although chubby orcs work well) manticores and more

[Anonymous No.]

>>42673018
Man, I want goat paws on my dick pretty bad. Any paws would be a big step up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42672728
I don't think you can accurately weight a sandworm.
You'll have to settle for her sand-displacement mesure.

[Anonymous No.]

More is ALWAYS better when it comes to monster girls.
>The bigger the monster, the more love she can give you
>A fox with less than 6 tails isn't worthy of your attention
>2+ pairs of arms allow for countless possibilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>42673026
Everyone needs meaty hag correction Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42670518
but youre the one who will be GAUNTING the gaunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>42673199
>a fox with less than six tails isn't worthy of your attention
If you aren't willing to watch your fox grow in power from a pathetic one-tailet to a glorious 9 times blessed mofu goddess then you don't deserve a focks

[Anonymous No.]

>>42667238

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[Anonymous No.]

I think the dragon queen doesn't like people bringing up her age

[Anonymous No.]

>>42673264
What kind of man would marry a tailet when there are plenty of ancient evil foxes with 9 glorious tails just waiting to be unsealed?

[Anonymous No.]

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>>42673026
>kc excepts to get a little bapho or regular lilim when the portals open
>instead gets a fox hag who's sheer breast, ass, and thigh size makes him feel like a child
>"what a sweet little boy you are, spreading the knowledge of our world so we could force portals open."
>"aww but it looks like you bear a lot of pain. shhh, i know all about it. we already have plans to deal with the cucks."
>"a little mana and they'll alp in no time, ok? now come give me a hug"

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>>42670941
>portals open
>the entire world is suddenly filled with loving couples
>except ohio
>mamono wipe it off the face of the earth
>refuse to answer when asked why, even the most dedicated extremists say that it had to be done
>border now guarded by shogoths
>no one has ever tried to enter
>despite this, shogs will say they are "on patrol"
>but for what?

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>>42669176
>fire wildly into the darkness
>shog steps forward, missing half of her head but still smiling

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>>42672925
Very true, need tail pussy

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>42673345
>42673364
something feels off about these posts.

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>>42673371
>cheeky anon sneaks into ohio
>turns out the shoggoths took it over. completely
>everything is fucking purple slime, from the trees to the cars.
>a memecat also got into the mix at some point any the shogs are obsessed with purple related earth means.

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>>42673244
Very true

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>>42673399
I'm going in to get a shog wife, nobody can stop me!

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>>42673367
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! IT'S NOT FAIR!

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>>42673406
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD MILKY MILKY FOR MY TUMMY

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>>42673319
The kind of man who understands that the joy is in the journey and aims to be the envy of men everywhere as they gaze upon his handcrafted perfection with her shapely breasts and nine tails boasting luxuriously soft and voluminous mofu

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>>42673433
I don't think that's milk anon

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>>42673446
Miliy from Booba, sweat is disgusting.

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>>42673399
>EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL SHAPE SHIFTERS TURN OHIO INTO A HELL DEDICATED TO THE OLD GODS
>"It's much better this way" says native Ohioan

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>>42673371
>New york city got nuked, lots of rats, devil bugs, and undead now roam. The Zoo Animals know control the area, And the Gardens is filled with cool alarunes and the like

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>>42673539
>danuki TV networks own what's left of New York and use it for a Running Man-style game show where male contestants are dropped into the middle of the city and have to escape the city while evading the locals and also the female contestants

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>>42673576
>And manattah is filled with many tanukis, creeping coins, greedy dragons and wurm trains

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Here is your chocolate bro

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>>42672446
I enjoy it, but you gotta fix more issues with your gens.

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Rubber dog?

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or rubber cat?

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>>42673691
Is KDF still alive?

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>>42673710
Yes, in Guantanamo Bay or wherever they send people like him

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>>42673687
>four ears
>nonsensical shirt
>nonsensical keychain
>hair looks like she is in the middle of jumping
>inconsistent lighting
>generic anime face
>no tail
>fingertips merge into arm
go back, AI shitter.

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>>42673730
>>four ears
>complaining about something nearly every artist who draws beastgirls does
You're a shit stirring faggot.

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>>42673739
>something nearly every artist who draws beastgirls does
Mostly the retarded ones.

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>>42673749
So most of them?

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>>42673702
rubber goat

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>>42673739
>BUT SHITTY ARTISTS!
again, go back AI shitter. not my fault you have bad taste.

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>>42673767
You have become background noise, you've baited one time too many too often. Enjoy the final (You) will ever receive from me, as your autistic rageposts are very easy to spot.

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Feels good not having existential crises about multiple types ears.

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>>42673782
heh

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>>42673702
Not a fan of cats but I do really like that suit she has on.

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>>42673780
>no tail
>second pants drawstring isnt even connected to the pants
>zipper zips nothing
>only one hood drawstring
>no hood despite having a drawstring
>those kinds of pants dont make sense with drawstrings either.
>nonsensical lighting again.

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>>42673710
Probably in prison, dude was into some sketchy shit

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>>42673782
I remember a doujin
Where a bunch a guys run a train on youmu fucking and blowing their load in her ass. Then after they are finished Yuyuko comes over and licks out all the cum in youmus ass .
I bring this up because I find even thst less gross than your picture.

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>>42673883
Pipe down, I already gave you some tofu

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>>42673894
What's with Onis and Tiger print clothing? I'm not complaining because for some reason tiger print lingerie makes me feral for some reason, I just generally don't see a connection between the two.

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>>42673904
Only 5lbs of tofu is not going to satisfy the beasts craving.

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>>42673372
she would pluck the bullets out of her body and hand them back to you, give her "i am in your care" speech, then go repair the holes you put in the walls
much later on, she'll joke about how the first thing you did when you saw her was violently penetrate her multiple times

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I want to bully a mere'd lizard girl after she bullied me.
And that's the only reason I mere'd her.

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>>42673691
>>42673702
Neither.

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>>42673938
I guess it's to show you don't fuck with someone who can kill and skin an actual tiger.

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>>42673982
GROPEABLE
ABYSSAL
BOOTY

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>>42673955
>You both mere each other
The good end

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>>42673998
it seems to have the opposite effect on that anon

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This thread is behind on its government-mandated limposting. Meet your quota or earn the demon princesses' ire.

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>>42674104
shes not a real demon

shes just a meme demon

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>>42674104
Does she even have a name yet? I love her so much

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What sort of elaborate schemes has the Eros coordinator cooked up to ensure wholesome romances?

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>>42674174
I hear he punched out a hellhound who dared to intrude on the tomboy childhood friend romance he was cooking up

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>>42674174
>request that a train is delayed up five minutes
>this will ensure anon has to wait 90 secs to cross the road to his work
>this will result into him walking into the sheep office worker from the floor below as she turns a corner on her way to a photocopier

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>>42674123
Yes, her name is Nevereverina

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>>42674193
>Eros reeducation camps: pretty much just wholesome therapy and warm hug
>Eros romance security: brutal, efficient and unforgiving

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>>42674193
But now you've got a sad, hurt, love-starved hellhound.

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>>42674098
>She turns from bullying to bullying (sexually)
>They both bully one another until said "bullying" is just who's the one topping in bed

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>>42674225
I'll bully her

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>>42673782
shut the fuck up, irish retard

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>>42672369
And so the Pharaoh allowed anon to be the Winterstown tour guide for the shivering Anubis, for it was the only time since they arrived to the snowy tundra town that Anubis had smiled and if she ever stopped hugging anon her shivers would return threefold, and Pharaoh is having a hard time sleeping next to someone who cries and shivers loudly all night

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>>42674222
What about fallen God reeducation camps?

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cat

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>>42674222
Don't worry, he plans on setting her up with a very sensitive shy neet boy with anxiety

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>>42674174
>little wurm asks if Eros can get her a boyfriend too
>points her to the boy digging in the sand pit

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>>42674292
>"...and this is Selkie's Diner, established some time ago by a wandering Selkie who..."|
>Anubis nods along to your story not hearing the finer details
>"...famous for their hot cocoa, brewed fresh daily by..."
>her ears perk up at the sound of hot cocoa
>"Do you want to get a cup?"
>she starts nodding faster
>grab a table across from Papa and Mama Wendi and say hi to them
>order 1 cup of hot cocoa for yourself, 2 for Anubis
>Anubis is gesturing toward her scarf and pulling her hand down
>lower her scarf so she can communicate
>"I...I rrr....I r-rabu y-"
>"3 cups of cocoa for the lovely couple!"
>Selkie-san has impeccable timing as always, she winks as she slides your cup over to you
>Anubis is blushing so hard she pulled her scarf back over her face to hide
>Pharaoh walks by the diner window outside and chuckles at the cute scene unfolding

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>>42674435
Always a bit of happiness at Selkie's

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>>42674435
Who's a better cook in Winterstown? Papa Wendi? Or Selkie-sans husband?

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>>42672715
Ah, that explains it. I can't read Japanese.

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>>42674467
>residents start wondering this
>set up a cookoff to determine who the better cook is
>a few hours later
>"well papa wendi can cook a lot of meat well..."
>"...mr selkie can brew the finest drinks and cook the best sides..."
>"... but both meals are missing something"
>"yeah, each other", said the jabberwock with a mouth full of food.

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>>42672702
Must put PP inside of 2P.

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>>42674403
wet

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our ladys quite the portly one
though rarely does she eat
she cracks apart the bones of god
and sucks out all the meat

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>make t-shirts that say "not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you are dying"
>sell them to monstergirls who don't speak English and tell them it says something romantic

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How do I stop my wife from spiking my food with tentacle potions?

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>>42674661
Take the hint and fuck her with tentacles, dude.

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>>42674666
Already tried that, but now she just keeps begging for more.

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>>42674661
Don't eat her cooking and make your own food until she takes the hint.

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>>42674581
I want to fuck a pear shaped loli Wight while she wears those high heels and thighhighs.

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>>42674691
I don’t know about you but I’ve accepted and go crazy with the potion stuff with my wife, and I heard taking those potions can make you have a smell that makes monster girls go wild too.

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>>42674486
>Papa Wendi and Mr. Selkie glance at each other
>they smile and do the Predator handshake
>”WENDI! You son of a bitch”

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>>42674728
I will shut the doors of every monster establishment that violates health and safety rules. Any restaurant that laces its food with aphrodisiacs, has personnel walking around in their underwear or without clothing or shoes, any company that has waitresses fornicating with guests, any place that has weird sticky patches on the cooking surfaces or seats will be failed and shuttered. Look out, you greasy spoons of Monster City; Health Inspector Anon is on the case!

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>>42674654
You monster, but I guess if you want monster girls to leave you alone you become a “monster” yourself.

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>>42674786
unfortunately you only closed one restaurant and thats because the lone kiki cook fucking snapped when you took her income source and raped you.

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>>42674792
>jaded diner chef kikis
make it so

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>>42674795
>I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Poor Kiki

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>>42674795
imagine her monologing while raping anon
>i couldnt hold down a job as a maid
>i couldnt hold down a job as a custodian
>i couldnt hold down a job as a janitor
>i couldnt even hold down a job as a library book sorter.
>and now you want to take the job that i CAN hold down?
>yeah tough luck pal, you'll be lucky if you can still feel your dick tomorrow.
>then i'll open a new restaurant and turn you into a tail slut.
>feathery tails like mine, bushy tails, fluffy tails, slender tails, scale covered tails, snake tails. all of them
>it will be a good attraction, people will come just to have their tail pet, hugged, or brushed by you. and you'll be so fucking high off of tail addiction that you wont ever think about closing another restaurant

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>>42674826
>anon forced into mofu addiction to act as a rental boytoy
wtf bros, I didn't know MGE can be so grimdark

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>>42674843
nope, not just mofu addict. just a general tail addict.
and every night he pets his wife's feathery tail while they fall asleep.

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>>42674811
We serve food here, ma'am.

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>>42674869
Average undead demon realm beast trying to pretend it’s cute like the other demon realm beasts.

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>>42674786
Me and my wife have religious exemptions you commie. Her deep fried delecacies can't be correctly prepared if she is constrained by the tyranny of clothing. I will concede the waitstaff can wear clothing but it must be at a minimum.

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>>42674316
Sex until you can't think of anything else. (minimum 100 "stasis years")

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>>42674792
>implying a kiki would ever let her restaurant get messy
Wouldn't happen. I'm going to target the grimiest, dingiest, dankest stores in the city. Starting with the ushi family that runs that disgusting dumpling stand. Sitting there, frying those greasy dough-wrapped meatballs with their matted, smelly crotch fluff right next to the grill.

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>>42674123
iirc the game files call her Eve.

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>>42674272
qrd?

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Fucking lmao turns your waifu into a Lego.

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>>42674987
You know what?
Fuck you.
>Legofies your monster waifu

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>>42673338
>Heart so cold and empty anon has to drink love potions to act like a normal human being
>Pink Beret's most infamous target

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>>42674581
Wights are fine and all but I wamt to see a zombie clumsily walking with high heels and wearing pantyhose

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God this place really is no different from some shithole on /vg/ now.

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>>42675118
>Local necromancer can't stop raising zombies.
>"They're just so fucking cute! Look at them stumble about!" he was quoted as saying.
>Law enforcement will be coming up with new procedures after they contain the horde.

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>42675135
:^)))))

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>>42675135
I haven’t seen any talks of murderfaggotry yet, yeah maybe some stupid innocent jokes here and there popped up and the occasional ai shit poster and breathfag shows up once in awhile but that’s about it.

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>>42675174
The rampant gachafaggot spam is pretty bad though. Also the recent influx of twitchposters and other /v/ermin is annoying to say the least.

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>>42675181
well then perhaps you could call them out if you recognize them?
i dont watch vtubers or twitch niggers, so i cant call them out.

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I am a dog fucker.

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>>42675283
Based white man

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>>42675289
All white men belong to dog women.

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>>42675145
I wanna lose to demon ass.

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>>42675283
>>42675289
>>42675303
Least obvious discordfaggots.

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>>42675326
Catnigger spotted.

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>>42675326
I love doing potion experiments with my Hellhound wife.

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>>42674987
Man, everyone always forgets about Mero...
What's wrong with Mero?

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>>42675400
>accepts the lap pillow
>not the grapes
tsundere.

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>>42675418
A lot, just like most of crab’s girls.

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>>42675418
I suspect it's because mermaids are a little too "normalfag" for many monstergirl fans. After all, many people know nothing about monster girls but do know about mermaids.

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>>42675443
>There's a crab in your hair.
>shrieking

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>>42675418
She's dogshit NTR loving trash. The entire fucking series has nothing but dogshit women and Crabman is a fucking faggot. Go back to /a/ or /e/ where you belong if you want to talk about EMG and it's dogshit girls.

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You think you have what it takes to obey a powerful monster's commands, even the challenging ones? Even if she demands you sit on her face and verbally demean her?

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>Can't escape from this fight!

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>>42675489
Just your average day in hellhound city for a white boy.

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Is everyone else going faster or are we slow?

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I really need to remember to filter out mobilefaggot filenames one of these days.

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>>42675540
It's been pretty inconsistent lately.

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>>42675540
What do you mean are you dealing with cockatrice problems.

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>>42675540
Likely vtumor fans spamming the catalog with bullshit again.

>>42675564
Fuck off you RP'ing faggot.

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>>42675590
I was just making a joke not RP’ing, sensitive as fuck.

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How do I defeat Cunnytron 3000?

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>>42675606
Ignore the cunt my man, he's always cunting around.

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>>42675637
Hide your dick inside a curvy organic woman.

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>>42675646
fug

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If plant girls converts carbon dioxide into oxygen, doesn't that mean they can smother you with their breasts or ass for far longer than other monster girls can with no consequences?

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>>42675303
white men belong to dogs
little white boys (9000 years old, just like her) belong to foxes

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>>42675728
Dog girls are man's best wife.

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>>42675728
God being adopted by a foreign fox hag would be so hot.

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>>42675762
who wouldn't want a big fox mommy?

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>>42675326
>t.single Nekomata

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>>42675819
nah, cheshire shitposter that doesnt like when the joke is on her.
>hags who post archive links to egg carton memes when the wonderland rangeban is lifted after a hundred years
>regular dogs that talk about how they are objectively superior to cats
>anubis who mentions the fact that jokes are not a valid base for a relationship.

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ms dark mage sure has a nice personality

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>>42675888
yeah, you like human girls. we get it.

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>>42675888
She has two very nice personalities, and very breedable hips.

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I won't lie, I really want to cum inside a zombie lady even if she can't get pregnant and if she does I'm willing to take responsibility. For some reason I'm very attracted to zombies and I find something like necrophilia disgusting, zombies have some unknown charm and I can't fight against it.

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>>42675907
It's because they're just big dumb cuddly girls.

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>>42675902
I can't blame him, dark mages are really hot.