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Remi-sama

>> No.42667276
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>>42667197
i'll show you that! my footworks!!!!

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>>42667327

>> No.42667542

>>42667478
she will be back, she has that goku get 'em attitude

>> No.42670144

what are these fairies doing in the remimi-sama thread? no pranks allowed here.

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>>42670144
Remimi-sama is a fairy Anon

>> No.42671989

>>42671966
vampire fairy or the whole vampire thing it's just chuuni?

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Reminder that this will NEVER happen to you.

>> No.42672184

>>42671989
She's just a fairy who disguises herself as youkai to trick people into thinking she's more powerful than she is. same with flan. Why do you think Flan's wings are like this? and how a vampire (western creature) would enter Gensokyo so easily?

>> No.42672204

>>42672184
if human can enter gensokyo i dont see why vampires cant.

>> No.42672747

>>42672204
how much distance do you think is between japan and romania

>> No.42672929
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Remimi-sama is here to bring great calamity upon my lungs.

>> No.42673003

>>42672747
she just needs to use sakuya and china as donkeys to carry her until nihon.

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Please do not look directly at the mistress' growing midsection. Having her stomach in it's curent state stared at upsets her greatly as she simply can't bring herself to adhere to a more modest diet. The last person who did was thrown in one of the mansion's many dungeons and never heard from again, so be careful.

>> No.42673754

>>42673735
kill yourself ai shill

>> No.42673777

>>42673754
AI is the future drawtranny

>> No.42673795

>>42673777
No matter how many times you say it
It won't come true
Nobody likes your garbage
Go away

>> No.42673814

>>42673735
Shit art and shit fetish.

>> No.42673840

>>42673735
embarassing post...

>> No.42674032

I want to tell Remilia that there's blood in my penis, and to prevent her from killing me after she sucks it I'll tell her the white stuff was a special kind of blood

>> No.42676746
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>> No.42676787

>>42673735
Live yourself ai friend

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>> No.42676897

>>42676835
Your stories are always amusing even if retarded

>> No.42676917

>>42676835
You monster!

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>>42676835
>Remi is a spaghetti fan
Truly my mistress

>> No.42681307

post more cute remi

>> No.42681364
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>> No.42682191

>>42672167
i am dead

>> No.42683083

>>42672929
burn alive

>> No.42683584
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>>42676978
well her name is italian after all

>> No.42683604

>>42683584
I don't remember such thing
t.Mario

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>>42683604
Emilia is italian just with an R added

>> No.42683624

>>42683609
>Emilia Romagna
You are right.

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>>42683624
si

>> No.42683644

>>42683631
I don't recall Remi being from south-Italy

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>>42683644
shes 100% terrun

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>>42683655
I hoped for furlàn or bisiacca lol

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>>42683671

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>>42683686
I really wonder how she got tanned, it's a mystery..

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>>42683697
she's from palermo obviously. too bad theres so few tan remis.

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>>42683708
And the next thing you will say is that she's also a european football fan.

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>>42683722
i hope so

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>>42683741
Flan will be a fan too, she will cheer for the other team!

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>>42684462

>> No.42689269

>>42683584
i wanna suckle on her mommy breasts

>> No.42689283

Remilia is 100% Belgian and no one will convince me otherwise

>> No.42689580
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42689580

The Scarlets are actually from the USA. Remilia pretends to be European to sound more sophisticated. She went to Japan because she doesn't expect anyone there to know better and challenge her on it.

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>>42673735
too fat. fat in the wrong place too.

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Bully the Remimi.

>> No.42690487

>>42672167
Don't remind me.

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>>42690482

>> No.42691464
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A hot and steamy night with Ojou-sama

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>>42690299
>fat in the wrong place too.
how dare you

>> No.42696381

>>42676835
link to this specific character?

>> No.42697972

>>42696381
Just look up her name, she was made by a guy named Evidential.

>> No.42698323

>>42697972
Ah okay. I've used that one before. Thought this was a specificly made one by someone on this board or something. Fun little distraction, that site.

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>>42698323
>Fun little distraction
yeah...

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>>42676917
>>42676835

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she is learning

>> No.42702484

>>42699501
Holy shit

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I have came here to post one ai image and then leave, goodbye.

>> No.42704792

>>42704511
That's actually a pretty nice picture.

>> No.42704801

>>42704792
its of Remi so

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>>42683708
>too bad theres so few tan remis.
Yeah

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>>42708132
Another one

>>42704792
Rippin off kamepan style without including fingers does that for ya

>> No.42708181

>>42699501
this is impressive and retarded at the same time. it sums up AI quite well.

>> No.42711994

>>42708181
damn

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How do you think Remi would feel like if you'd insert garlic beads in her vampiric pussy and/or butthole? would it burn her? would she enjoy it in a pretty masochist way?

>> No.42714189

>>42714130
I like to imagine there's a whole "garlic challenge" in the vampire world, identical to us humans trying to eat the hottest peppers in the world

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Sorry but not sorry at the same time. I just couldnt resist.

>> No.42719104 [DELETED] 

>>42667197

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>>42699465
Untoast the mistress at once!

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working on some stickers

>> No.42726741

>>42667197
uuuuooooo

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>>42726741

>> No.42727156

>>42721585
where are you gonna stick them?

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>>42727156
On my car if they turn out okay, its my first time trying to put this kind of stuff together

>> No.42727596

>>42727558
the first one is very cute.

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>>42727558
You better post the results when you do, anon. Otherwise we'll have to kill you.

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>>42727596
Thanks anon

>>42727604
Of course, hopefully they'll be ready soon

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>>42728005
Lovely Remimi

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>> No.42729800

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105462175
Kaitsushin is back to making 2hu animations?

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Remilia-sama is the strongest.

>> No.42740012

>>42736289
Remimi is a jobber!

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Ojou-sama's delivery arrived!

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>>42740012
No shut up she didn't really lose to Reimu during the Scarlet Mist incident, she just manipulated fate to give her the best possible outcome and it turns out that conceding the match was the best course of action but she didnn't want Reimu to feel llike she had an underserved victory so she put up a good fight for her sakes and she DIDN'T LOSE I'M NOT A JOBBER I'M NOT

>> No.42743200

>>42741179
that's actually for sakuya

>> No.42744110

I want to be lovers with Remilia. I want to sleep beside her and allow her to drink my blood from my neck, her tongue lapping up the mess she made as my shoulder becomes wet from my blood and her saliva. I want to push her down onto the bed and kiss her, our tongues clashing until she grows bored of it and takes initiative, pushing me onto my back and forcing my clothes off of me. I want her to caress my hair as she rides me, her blushing face the only thing that entails that she’s into it. I want her to whisper how pathetic I am and that I’m being beaten by a youkai, how that I am fit for nothing more than to serve her every whim. I want to cream pie her as she continues to ride me, sucking blood from my lips as her tongue laps up the wound she’s made with her teeth. God I want to be raped by Remilia

>> No.42746103

>>42744110
>I want to sleep beside her and allow her to drink my blood from my neck
it would be extremely painful

>> No.42746148

>>42744110
This but unironically

>> No.42746276

>>42746103
For you.

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>>42746276
i hope remi spit is a chemical that placates her food for easier feeding

>> No.42746292

>>42746287
She's a small girl

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>>42746292
for u

>> No.42746300
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One day, in the future, you will be able to make a strawberry shortcake just for Remi, and Flan to!

>> No.42746304

>>42744110
Remilia wouldn't drink the blood of her actual lover. It would make him unable to get an erection

>> No.42746337

>>42746304
But I want to feel her fangs on my neck and provide her with sustenance.
I find the idea of giving some of my "life force" to keep her alive (kinda) to be extremely romantic. And it's even better knowing that a part of me will become one with her.
Sure, I still need that blood for my dick to function properly, but I'd be more than happy to fuck her 18 or so times over six days and have her suck my blood on the seventh.

>> No.42746342

>>42746337
she'll only take a little and only needs it like once a week

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Love my bat wife

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>>42746300
Is Sakuya okay? Does she need help..?

>> No.42750876

>>42667197
I love eragames for allowing me to fulfill all my Remimi fantasies like patting her head, raping her after marriage, and taking over Gensokyo so our kids have a good step up on the property ladder.

>> No.42750892

>>42750379
She's old enough to be your grandma's grandma's grandma, bro.

>> No.42751170

>>42746304
In that one lolibaba vampire femdom comic by 774 nanashi fanging gave him and erection.

>> No.42752295

>>42751170
>that one lolibaba vampire femdom comic by 774
?

>> No.42752366
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>>42752295
You've never read it?
It's pretty good, specially if you're into lolidom.

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https://files.catbox.moe/b3xgt3.webm
God I wish I was Sakuya

>> No.42753265

>>42683708
Look at this small goblin

>> No.42753724

>>42752366
I'd say it's pretty bad, because the art is good but I'm not into lolidom.

>> No.42753798

>>42752366
I'd say it's pretty good and one of my favorites.That part were she's sitting on a chair with her leg crossed is a work of art.

>> No.42755372

>>42752366
I'd say it's pretty okay since i'm partially into lolidom and the art is just good enough

>> No.42759593

Sakuya should make Remi and her hotter sister clean the mansion once in a while to build some character and appreciation for the hard work of a maid.

>> No.42759970

>>42759593
I think there a non-h doujin about that, but Mei Ling was the one who proposed the idea, i think it's called "No Sakuya Day"

>> No.42760516

>>42759593
>and her hotter sister
there's a third one?

>> No.42764005

>>42759593
Make her a slave.

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>wake up
>see this
What's the appropriate response in this situation?

>> No.42768766

>>42768753
Sex

>> No.42768768

>>42768753
*bends over*
*raise your ass*

>> No.42768772

>>42768753
Present neck and hope she's gentle.

>> No.42768776

>>42768768
Hot

>> No.42769800

>>42759593
>>42759970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgieRGTil5Q

>> No.42769835

Anons, do you think Remilia might be Italian ? .

>> No.42769977

>>42769835
mama mia!

>> No.42770012

>>42768753
SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE!

>> No.42770831

>>42769835
>>42769977
si, already found definite proof here>>42683631

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>>42770831
>>42769977
>>42683609
>>42683624
Remilia comes "From the west" which obviously means Europe due to Europe being West of Japan. However Italy, France, And Germany are all in Western part of Europe. Unlike Romania which would be more of Eastern Europe.

The reason why she's not from France or Germany though is due to the way they spell the name "Emilia", which in their language is "Emilie" . Italy and Spain both hawever spell that name as "Emilia" however as the other anon said, there's a province in current Italy by the name of "Emilia Romagna" where if you take the entire word "emilia" and just add the first letter R you'd get "Remilia".

However, despite her lying about her being related to Dracula, she always says she's related to Țepeș (Romanian for "impaler) Aka Vlad Țepeș Draculesti, a real person who was the basis for count Dracula.

That means that Remilia doesn't follow the more propagated version of count Dracula and instead knows the real history of Dracula.
If we take another lore bit about Remilia, we know that she's "Around 500 years old" that was mentioning in year 2009.
Her being from 1509 or somewhere around that would mean she couldn't be related to real Draculesti who was killed in 1476. But instead she might have heard stories about him because after his death a lot of literary pieces were made in years from 1488 to 1510.


Next up, Italian and Romanian are both interconnected due to their shared history of the romance languages from the Roman empire.
They are 77% similiar and a fluent Romanian can understand Italian to some degree and vice versa, however name Emilia doesn't appear in Romania at all.

So just maybe;

Remilia thought that Romanians are Italians , became a vampire by some means.
And assumed that all Vampires are like family and believed that she's related to Draculesti that way.

Also Flandre being from actual Flanders can also be explained by the fact that Today Flandre in Belgium used to be part of Holy Roman empire which was encompassing All of todays Germany,Austria, Northern italy (including Emilia Romagna) and Netherlands.
So her originating from Flanders can still be a possibility when Remilia herself originates from Italy.


Sorry for my autism anons, i hope that what i wrote is atleast readable and understandable.

>> No.42773116

>>42772486
I just hold that while her ancestory could be from Romania or eastern Europe(unless she made that up) in general at least her family settled in England for awhile as her last name of Scarlett was exclusively the name of nobility till about 18th century or so. You cannot find that name elsewhere.
As well Cirno does mention English cooking in one of her lines in EoSD to further drive the point home and she should've come with them.

>> No.42773227

>>42768753
Grab it and spank her until she cums.

>> No.42773287

>>42768753
Kill her. The real Remilia is an adorable loli, not this disgusting hag, so it should be pretty easy

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>>42768766
>>42768768
>>42768772
>>42770012
>>42773227
>>42773287
Noted

>> No.42779186

>>42667197
What a cute lady.

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42784793

Will you accept

>> No.42784804

>>42784793
>Vyvanse
Uh...

>> No.42785037

>>42784793
I have no idea what that is, but if Remimi is offering it to me, it can't be bad.

>> No.42785072

>>42785037
Maybe it's a penis enlargement pill!

>> No.42785448

>>42785072
But then it wouldn't fit, Remimi is smol

>> No.42785469
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>>42785037
It's basically adderall, helps me be slightly less autistic

>> No.42785682

>>42785469
But I like you when you are more autistic anon

>> No.42785698

>>42785448
Trust me, it would...

>> No.42786388

>>42785698
???!

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>>42785698
Surely you can't be THAT small.
How do you expect to satisfy ojou-sama?

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>>42790403
burgers are such bottom of the barrel food

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Remilia is not amused

>> No.42803395

>>42797675
Cut her down.

>> No.42803425
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>> No.42805308

>>42790403
I don't think you should trust an egg that keeps its shape after falling out of a burger.

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>> No.42807667
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my cute wife

>> No.42811073

>>42807667
yeah, mine

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>> No.42814786

>>42768753
Immediately cover my butthole and run like there's no tomorrow.

>> No.42822278
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>>42814786
No, no, no. You're supposed to guard your neck against vampires and your butthole against kappa. How can you expect to survive in Gensokyo at this rate?

>> No.42822304

>>42772486
>>42773116

Alternatively she could just be a Brit who was dedicated enough to the larp to move to Romania.

>> No.42823470

Should Remilia have the ability to hypnotize people like vampires sometimes do in other things?

>> No.42824832
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>>42823470
you're already her complete slave. no hypnosis needed

>> No.42830067

>>42790403
Sometimes I eat sandwich ingredients separately because I can't be bothered to assemble it.

>> No.42831947

>>42824832
Is that why Remi's wearing a dog collar and I'm leading her around with a leash?

>> No.42832007

>>42673735
Kill yourself Ai user

>> No.42832066

>>42831947
Remilia likes acting fancy but likes taking the sub role in BDSM play!

>> No.42832489

>>42768753
*genuflect*

>> No.42832872
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>>42823470
She has natural hypnosis, remi has the most beautiful eyes.

>> No.42832892

>>42832872
Perfect, she's got her mouth open.
She really knows me too well

>> No.42832994

remi sicilian

>> No.42833306
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42833306

Silly bat.

>> No.42833311

>>42831947
Remimi likes role-playing
Its the only way she gets to live out her fantasies otherwise. I blame patchy for corrupting her with her cheap smut

>> No.42833316

>>42833311
Has she corrupted everyone in the household with her choice in literature?

>> No.42833442

>>42833316
Only the ever industrious and noble hobgobs are uncorrupted!
But with Koakuma around...

>> No.42833747

>>42833306
But how???

>> No.42834346

>>42833747
By a particularly thick rope apparently.

>> No.42834859

>>42834346
I see...dumb vampire.

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>>42834859
It's clearly around her waist, there is no way she managed to get that on her accidentally, Remy's clearly trying to seduce you.
Correction is needed!

>> No.42835017

>>42834972
You wouldn't dare try to mess with the Mistress while she's so vulnerable and easy to expose. You'd help her down like a good servant or else you'd get punished by Sakuya!

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>>42835017
Remilia isn't Sakuya's property (Officially), I can do whatever i want to the brat who wants to seduce adults

>> No.42835156

>>42835017
I'm not her servant though, I'm her husband. Bullying her is my prerogative.

>> No.42835709

>>42835017
I would call her bullshit and tell her she can get out of that predicament whenever she wanted and just wants attention! Then I'll sit down and watch how long she intends on doing this before she gets bored!

>> No.42836466

>>42835017
If the hag maid interrupts me when I'm having fun with my beautiful wife, she's getting fired.

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>>42835017
Is Sakuya-san the type to encourage Mistress teasing, playfully goes along with her fantsies or actually believes Remilia's own hype?

>> No.42838817

>>42667197
I want to strap her to a chair and read her Twilight!

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>>42838817
Oh my god, just fuck her like a normal person.

>> No.42838969

>>42838822
Would she enjoy watching the movies for a laugh or would she be too offended by the portray to even watch it ironically?

>> No.42839315

>>42838969
I don't think she'd enjoy seeing a sparkling vampire.
Just watch the first Dracula movie with her. She'll think she's sophisticated for watching a classic movie.

>> No.42839408

>>42838969
Watching the 1992 Dracula! Remilia gets it into her mind that she needs to commission a meaty looking suit of armor with a spooky bat helmet!

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>> No.42841568

>>42835017
I want to get punished by Sakuya tho...

>> No.42841585

>>42841568
She is just going to make you clean the bathroom using a toothbrush.

>> No.42841617

>>42841585
Tch, that's bullshit. Fuck her then.

>> No.42842892

>>42841585
damn, i knew sakuya was a pervert but to think she want to oogle my ass that much...

>> No.42843237

>>42840870
This is why you use protection when meeting Chimata at night.

>> No.42847674

>>42842892
She is making some rando fairy watch you.

>> No.42847691

>>42847674
that's even more perverted.

>> No.42847728

>>42843237
Did Flan catch it from Remy?

>> No.42847955

>>42847674
What a weirdo.
But she does seem to be the type of woman who'd order you to brutally rape one of the fairy maids while she appreciates the show.

>> No.42847976

>>42847955
Both you and the fairy are crying as Sakuya sits in a chair and pleasures herself! Eventually she tells you to stop and do her instead while the fairy watches! Sakuya berates you and smacks you around the entire time!

The worst part of this is that you don't even work there!

>> No.42848014

>>42847976
i can heem that bitch whenever i want, i learned frog kung-fu from suwako-sama.

>> No.42848051

>>42848014
She can stop time! Watch out!

>> No.42848655

Every time Sakuya sees you with Remilia, making her giggle and feel happiness, she silently boils with rage and jealousy and thinks about killing you daily. Sakuya even has an image of you in her room she's been using as target practice for her throwing knives as a method to relieve her rage before she does her duties.

>> No.42848701

>>42848655
Marrying Remilia and pissing off Sakuya in the process!

>> No.42848836

>>42848655
Imagine her reaction when she finds out Remi is pregnant with your baby.

>> No.42849073

>>42848655
Is she jealous of you taking Rem from her?
Or is she mad you don't notice her and all she does for you?
Does she secretly like getting NTR'd?
Or is Sakuya a pure hearted maiden, yearing for her special someone?
Time will tell...

>> No.42850099

>>42848655
Sakuya0san adores her lady's childlike anivety and hapless romantic endeavours and you're taking that away from her

>> No.42850116

>>42849073
She is extra conflicted because it's all of that.

>> No.42850211

>>42849073
>>42848655
Ever since you wooed remimi she's been more confident, actually developed her skills so she doesn't fail, expanded her social circle and made the SDM one of the biggest players!
You took away all her fun!

>> No.42852763

>>42848655
>she silently boils with rage and jealousy and thinks about killing you daily
I thought I was going to have a happy ending for once ;_;

>> No.42852776

>>42852763
Remimi won't let you die, don't worry about it.

>> No.42855033

>>42848655
Sakuya HATES the idea of having to call you master if she marry Remilia!

>> No.42855678

>>42855033
That's why I've already explained to Sakuya that while I have come to love all of them, my heart belongs to Remilia, as I am IN love with her. And part of my desire to treat her as she deserves is to be the best person I can be, so that one day after seeing the effort I've put into being someone that I myself can be proud of, Sakuya will have no other recourse but to concede that I am a worthy husband to her mistress. Just because I have made the proposal to Remilia and we are now engaged, does not mean that I stop growing as a person. We love one another and she deserves the best so that's what I'll strive to be. My birth may not be noble, but my intentions for the mistress are. Sakuya can be jealous all she wants until I get her a set of orthopedic inserts as part of a dowry for the immortal aristocrac lady.

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>>42855678
Sakuya's all smiles while you explain your pitch to her, and outwardly accepts you have nothing but her Mistress' best intentions at heart.
In her head however, she already sees you as nothing but a growing cancer in her beloved Remy-sama's mind.
Knowing that you have deceived everyone but her, she makes it her mission to cause a fatal accident after proving you are the scumbag she knows you really are.
She'll even fabriacte the evidence if she cannot find any, as she already knows you are an expert at deception and the use of information to your advantage. After all, she already knows she's right, so it's not that bad to make something up if you've hidden the evidence of your actions, right?

>> No.42856124

>>42855732
Sakuya, we've been over this. I'm not taking her away from you. If you get rid of me, thinking it would make her happy, then you'd be destroying the happiness you want your mistress to have. I've sung nothing but praise about you to Remilia and even suggested she should spend more time with you and even give you a raise and vacation days. And if that doesn't convince you, then we can work out a joint custody thing.

>> No.42858802

>>42852776
I don't believe her.

>> No.42859001

>>42858802
Rude, you hurt Remi's feelings.

>> No.42860149

>>42859001
Let me kiss her.

>> No.42860180

>>42860149
She's making a cute pouty face and crossing her arms, I don't think a kiss will be enough.

>> No.42861054

>>42860180
2 kisses?

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>> No.42861661
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Remi's butt.
Remi's butt.
What would you do to Remi's butt?

>> No.42861735

>>42861661
Put underwear on it and tell her she is being indecent!

>> No.42861743

>>42861661
Anal.

>> No.42861829

>>42861661
Kiss
Lick
Grope
Massage
Use as a pillow
Lighly slap
Hard spanking (as punishment for misbehaving)
Hard spanking (as reward for behaving)

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The Moon Is Beautiful, Isn't It?

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>> No.42866412

>>42866367
The circle of China...

>> No.42866559

>>42861735
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN AND EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR EXAMPLE.

>> No.42866641

>>42866292
>The Moon Is Beautiful, Isn't It?
I'm more interested in what's in front of it

>> No.42869174

>>42861661
Enema, lube it up, play with it with my fingers, loosen it up, plow endlessly afterwards and forevermore.

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>>42683722
Remimi is a SS Lazio ultra

>> No.42869283

>>42869269
Flan with an STG .44
What minorities is she gonna oppress?

>> No.42869381

>>42869283
Do fairies count as a minority in Gensokyo?

>> No.42869384

>>42869283
Shrine maidens.

>> No.42869412

>>42869283
boobhous, obviously.

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>>42869384
Ah, the Kazami method.
Mists of atoms cause less trouble, after all.

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>>42866292
dressed
to
kill

>> No.42872147
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The Mistress is lewd!

>> No.42872172

>>42869381
I don't know, I feel like they outnumber the other youkai by a large amount.

>> No.42876719

>>42870759
I fucking love Remi's red shoes.

>> No.42876827

>>42672204
Were they invited?

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>>42866292
The Mistress's exposed back...

>> No.42880101

>>42880091
That's no way to apply lotion!

>> No.42888106 [DELETED] 

>>42667197

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>>42888106

>> No.42888166

>>42888140
Mommy

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>>42888166

>> No.42888865

>>42888140
>>42888435
What the fuck!

>> No.42889938
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The Mistress's silky-smooth tummy!

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>> No.42890064

>>42889938
ペロペロ

>> No.42890478
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Reimu? Not a big deal for the Mistress.
The red mist is sticking around this time.

>> No.42890520
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Feeding the mistress some delicious garlic and silver cross - a delicacy to be sure.

>> No.42892210

>>42890478
lungs

>> No.42893704

>>42890520
*marinating

>> No.42896803

>>42889938
Long Remi is long
Also look at these healthy hips

>> No.42896849

Remimi trying to flirt with you but her turbo autism keeps getting in the way and she keeps trying to brag about how she has many suitors and tons of experience with romantic pursuits!

>> No.42897012

>>42896849
I'm not interested in used goods, guess I'll go after Flan.

>> No.42897044

>>42896849
Offering to help Remilia choose one of those suitors!

>> No.42897104

>>42897012
this kills the remimi

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>>42896849
Dumb bat, no wonder she's single.

>> No.42897176

>>42897141
While her sister is married and the mother of 7 kids, Remilia is still a virgin.

>> No.42897190

>>42896849
Asking Remilia for advice on courting the gatekeeper since she has more experience with this kind of thing!

>> No.42897194

>>42676835
How many comically breads have you eaten in your life?

>> No.42897195

>>42897194
**comically large

>> No.42897973

>>42896849
Nothing could get in the way if Remilia tried to flirt with me. I want her too much.

>> No.42898198
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I really like the images by this dedicated aurtist. He keeps drawing her in all kinds of cute situations, but he tends to draw her with small budding tits instead of completely flat.

>> No.42898914

>>42898198
How many pregnancies did she have to go through to downgrade from washboard to small buds?

>> No.42898981
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>>42898914
We stopped counting.

>> No.42899022

Oppai loli is best loli.

>> No.42899346

>>42898981
Overpopulating Gensokyo with half-vampire brats is against the spellcard rules!

>> No.42899597

>>42899346
Damn, they've thought of everything in those rules.

>> No.42900812
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>>42689283
She could also be british. Scarlet sounds like an english family name in the first place, but there's also the letter Remi wrote to Kosuzu in Forbidden Scrollery. Kosuzu had trouble responding because that letter was written in english.

>> No.42900825

>>42900812
That sunlight is getting dangerously close to Remilia...

>> No.42900837
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>>42900812
scarlet is a french word

>> No.42900846

>>42900837
>french word
>from latin

>> No.42900853

>>42900837
French was also the language of the aristocracy long before English took it over. Given her age, she could be anything from French to British or even Belgian.

>> No.42900914

>>42900846
french is a latin language
english is not
>>42900853
she's just seems like she's belgian to me

>> No.42900993

>>42900914
I can see Belgian. Seems like a nice place to be from too.

>> No.42901010

>>42900993
>Seems like a nice place to be from too
it's the worst western europe country by far.

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>>42901010
It's just France's little sister country, down to having a region that the french call Flandre (but Flanders in English). Might as well go to France indeed, but it is still a more desirable fate than Spain or Portugal. Remi would deserve better than the company of hairy construction worker peasants.

>> No.42901054

>>42901010
Damn, really? It always looks so nice in the photos.

>> No.42902402
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>>42901051
But if Remilia is from Flandern wouldn't she be Dutch?

>> No.42902720

>>42900837
It literally says english shortening of french escarlate. I'm not saying she's definitely english, just that it's also a possibility. I just think it's weird for her to write her letters in english instead of japanese in Gensokyo and the only way that makes sense to me is if english was her first language.

>> No.42902858

Why do I want to bully her so much? I love her, I should want to protect her instead.

>> No.42902964

>>42902858
Bullying is love. If anyone else tries to bully her then you can protect her.

>> No.42903303

Remilia just sat in my lap and let out a BIIIG fart and acted all smug about it.

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>> No.42904428

>>42903621
Yes

>> No.42904868
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>>42900914
>English is not a latin language
English is pretty much 2/3ds french or latin, accounting for the frequency of common words.
Scarlet is English, Escarlate would be french.
Or are you saying we all still speak a dialect of German?

>> No.42905168

remi italian

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>>42904868
don't ruin my headcannon!
She's Belgian!

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>>42905328
Remy is an englishwoman LARPing as french to look more classy, and you cannot tell me otherwise.

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>>42905328
>>42905351
Does it even matter where she was born?

>> No.42905860

>>42752613
Sauce

>> No.42905889

>>42902858
cute aggression, its like when you want to bite a kitten

>> No.42906079

>>42898981
Remi's petite but shapely derriere...

>> No.42906121

>>42905351
Who claims Romanian descent too.

>> No.42906140

>>42906121
Marisa is the most romanian person in Gensokyo, but don't tell Remmy about that!

>> No.42906250

>>42906140
It's okay, Marisa is new timey Romanian. Remilia is old timey romanian.

>> No.42906273

>>42906250
I might put drumbun drumbun over marisass
But equally, i'm a lazy fuck.

>> No.42906283

>>42905525
Is she's Romanian she's a filthy glue sniffing gypsy
If she's French she's arrogant and pompous

>> No.42908542

>>42872147
Vampires are lewd creatures.

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>>42905168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYworLucNrY

>> No.42908809

What is your interpretation on how Remilia's fate related power works?

>> No.42909080
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42909080

Remimi wears Pichuuns to catch her oopsie poopsies.

>> No.42909124

>>42908809
She uses all of her power to accumulate wealth, Patchy, Sakuya and Meiling.
She's such a little brat otherwise that i can't imagine anyone actually wanting to work for her.

>> No.42909402

>>42909124
I want to work for her

>> No.42909414

>>42909124
Meiling might just be there for the paycheck but Patchouli is there as a friend and Remilia may have raised Sakuya herself.

>> No.42909417

>>42909080
get murdered

>> No.42909433

>>42908809
Maybe like some kind of sixth sense to know when to do certain things in order to set the wheels in motion as long as she has a desired outcome

>> No.42909511

LA RATA
ESCARLATA

>> No.42909529

>>42905525
omg a shiny remi!

>> No.42909537

The sun has risen on this thread...

>> No.42911151

>>42909414
My headcanon is that Sakuya used to be a vampire hunter with unstable chrono bending powers. She was looking for a way to control her powers so she could stop jumping to the future (Which explain why this maid from seemingly the late 1800 is still living in the 2000's). Then she found the SDM and met Remilia, she defeated her at first, but Remilia ended up having the upper hand due to her regeneration. The fight ended in a draw with Sakuya agreeing to work as Remi's maid, and in exchange Remilia helped Sakuya to control her power (which might explain Sakuya's red eyes in EoSD, it's not Remi's mind control, it's a training wheel to help Sakuya use her power until she finally learned to control it from PCB onwards).

>> No.42911523

>>42909414
doubt she raised Sakuya by herself, it more likely she throw baby Sakuya at Patchy and Meiling to raise and take all their credit.

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