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Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 14:48:29 No.42626383 [Reply] [Original]

Hypothetically speaking, would you be this granny's valentines?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 14:57:49 No.42626470 File: 84 KB, 620x349, 7880171i.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42626383 There's no way I could say no

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 14:58:02 No.42626473 File: 154 KB, 1080x592, CA7C3D32-8CC1-4AC7-8E36-0813D2FF34A4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42626383 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 14:59:07 No.42626481 This isn't my prefered granny, so no. I'd rather die.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 15:01:25 No.42626501 >>42626383 Sorry gappy, but I only date with the intention of marriage

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 15:07:34 No.42626543 File: 1016 KB, 800x1000, 82730959_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42626501

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 15:10:23 No.42626560 >>42626543 Perfect, now to be happy with gappy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 15:23:05 No.42626646 >>42626383 Only if she can defeat all the other grannies in a battle royal. As a man, I can only take one girl as my valentine, after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 16:17:45 No.42626990 File: 1.88 MB, 1232x1740, Yukari Snooze.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari is lovely

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 16:59:18 No.42627213 >>42626383 No thank you, I don't want to catch her alzheimers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 17:07:22 No.42627264 >>42626383 The older Tohou characters have simple yet impactful designs. They don't make them like they used to..

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 17:14:42 No.42627328 >>42627264 I'd like to impact Yukari's design, if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 17:31:57 No.42627456 >>42626383 No. I don't hate her or anything, I just prefer younger girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 18:13:05 No.42627696 >>42626990 God i wish that were me (the body pillow)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 19:30:46 No.42628234 >>42626383 Sure. I'm not exactly a young man anymore either so if she can make me feel like I am then I'm game.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 19:52:21 No.42628383 >>42628234 Anon, to Yukari your basically a shota

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 22:44:43 No.42629355 >>42627456 Yukari is young and plenty fertile, and will be forever Give her your children

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 22:51:30 No.42629378 Yukari makes me happy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 10, 2023 23:34:11 No.42629567 I want to buy the happy gappy lots of soft and silky gloves.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 11, 2023 00:53:25 No.42630102 Of course i would take a 17 years old beautiful valentine. Let's walk la vie en rose together Yukari-sama.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 11, 2023 00:57:26 No.42630136 I want to serve her a big cake made out of all the faggots though I'd prefer to see her toss it into the trash rather than eat it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 11, 2023 01:29:03 No.42630339 File: 258 KB, 1000x1414, 1636731657311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42627696

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 11, 2023 01:32:35 No.42630356 File: 118 KB, 572x800, 806abef698ccdd823ef56f44dab90592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42626383 I don't see why not, sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 11, 2023 05:29:13 No.42631593 I would barf from the gross granny smell alone

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 11, 2023 12:41:09 No.42634252 >>42626383 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 11, 2023 22:30:26 No.42638664 File: 575 KB, 789x1169, 1636692264388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 12, 2023 01:09:38 No.42639858 >>42626383 I don't see what harm it could do

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 12, 2023 02:25:50 No.42640526 Would she put her pubes or menstrual blood in the valentine chocolate?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 12, 2023 02:26:22 No.42640529 >>42640526 Obviously

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 12, 2023 02:36:09 No.42640633 >>42640526 no, that's an Eirin thing Gappy is classier than that

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 12, 2023 02:38:35 No.42640669 >>42640633 Dont slander Eirin-sama. This kind of crazy shit is a Sumireko thing, because she's a crazy bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 12, 2023 03:25:46 No.42640996 >>42626383 Is she willing to bear offspring?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 12, 2023 05:56:56 No.42641877
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>>42640996
If you prove yourself worthy, you'll have no choice but to surrender your bloodline to her

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 12, 2023 12:22:25 No.42643617 >>42631593 anon getting smothered in granny perfume and boob sweat!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 12, 2023 12:59:20 No.42643922 File: 1.36 MB, 2480x3508, 105224588_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 13, 2023 11:16:02 No.42651637 >>42641877 Trapped forever with Yukari!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 14, 2023 02:57:55 No.42658356 File: 700 KB, 1154x1665, 1580862856593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42651637 every child made is another shackle keeping you from running away

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 14, 2023 12:53:01 No.42661824 >>42658356 Silly insecure yukari thinking she needs that to keep anon by her side

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 14, 2023 13:55:13 No.42662565 >>42658356 More.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 14, 2023 23:16:49 No.42666811 >>42662565 I don't have any more momkari because fucking nobody makes it I'd need to get AI to do it, and I'm too retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 15, 2023 15:30:54 No.42672338 >>42661824

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 15, 2023 20:55:36 No.42674097 >>42658356 didn't work on my dad and it sure as hell won't work on me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 15, 2023 21:12:58 No.42674192 >>42626383 If I do, is she going to make me massage her old joints?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 15, 2023 23:45:59 No.42674956 >>42674192 Yes but don't call them old and creaky

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 16, 2023 01:32:15 No.42675566 File: 410 KB, 566x800, 43205945_p3_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42626383 I'll do it. On the condition I get to huff and fluff her fox's tails every day. She can't possibly hog all of it for herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 16, 2023 10:56:17 No.42677653 >>42674097 She can just drag you back and break your legs She's a lot stronger than you

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 16, 2023 20:59:47 No.42681609 >>42626383 no

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 17, 2023 04:14:32 No.42684403 >>42626383 would hypothetically irrigate her eggs if she still had any

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 17, 2023 05:54:14 No.42684880 >>42626383 yes, but only if i could verify that it wouldn't turn into a "diamond in the rough" sort of situation.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 17, 2023 17:18:34 No.42689040 File: 128 KB, 720x500, 1661648064562224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42684880 >ditr

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 17, 2023 17:21:11 No.42689061 >>42684880 >>42689040 Was that the one where she killed and ate her husband's family after drugging him into a stupor?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 18, 2023 01:45:28 No.42692214 >>42689061 wait what

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 18, 2023 01:53:12 No.42692277 >>42689040 forgot making this post

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 18, 2023 03:37:19 No.42693223 File: 694 KB, 638x899, 99975607_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish Yukari-sama would adopt me...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 18, 2023 22:26:12 No.42701043 >>42692214 He wanted the youkai wife He recieved the youkai wife experience

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 19, 2023 00:48:23 No.42701968 >>42689061 Nah that was In the AM/PM

Anonymous Sun, Feb 19, 2023 03:59:22 No.42703375
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>>42701968
Wait what? I knew there was something funny about that but I couldn't read the extra details in the untranslated doujins.
IIRC she wanted to keep him with her so she gave him her familiars and her friends bodies.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 19, 2023 16:33:45 No.42708062 File: 308 KB, 604x762, __mmd_swimsuit_ran___by_onigirikingu_d9a104n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 19, 2023 16:35:01 No.42708072 File: 911 KB, 1920x1080, yakumo5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 19, 2023 16:36:20 No.42708086 File: 2.13 MB, 1920x1080, ran_yakumo_by_anderjkaulitz_dd9vi8a~01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like Ran.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 20, 2023 02:40:12 No.42712517 >>42703375 that one was always weird the really gappy would never share

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 20, 2023 15:02:30 No.42717051 >>42701043 Ancient horrors make questionable wives

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 20, 2023 15:07:19 No.42717083 >>42717051 You can fix her if you just treat her right and kindly!

Anonymous Mon, Feb 20, 2023 15:21:20 No.42717211

>>42717051
Yukari is just an autistic dork that doesn't know how to ask others to play so she broods all alone and gets sad easily. The worst that'll happen is paying her some lip service about how she's totally a venerable mastermind that runs Gensokyo with an eagles' eye

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 20, 2023 15:30:29 No.42717280 >>42626383 there can only be one valentine

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 21, 2023 01:33:10 No.42721513 File: 255 KB, 1200x811, 1583322554372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42717083 fixing the unfixable

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 21, 2023 01:49:34 No.42721595 >>42717280 Does this mean she wants everyone who offered to fight until there is only one standing?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 21, 2023 18:03:43 No.42726748 >>42721513 cute granny

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 22, 2023 03:51:19 No.42730598 File: 282 KB, 1500x1099, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_kirisita__a3805ec2a9c961b1a38a4c8c9c5f59cc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42717051

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 22, 2023 21:11:35 No.42737502 >>42717051 Unfortunate then that they're the ones that pick you

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