Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Great mystery.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42616842
aaah Cheshy stole the thread
good thing I f5ed before posting mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616842
They're dinosaurs, dumb kot

[Anonymous No.]

Is this thread safe to peruse or was it made by the shit stirrers?

[Anonymous No.]

Pointy ears for kiki or kots are super fun and soft, I can molest them for hours, slowly petting them between my fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616858
just don't overdo it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616857
They seem to be gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616865
You can't, I will molest her chin or tail then...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616873
Blacked lost, It's over...

[Connoisseur No.]

remembrance is near

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616910
>gazer
Gross piece of shit...take a shower for tge love of God

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616865
>Protect your ears with your paws
>He grab you by the wrist and pull you into a bear hug
>You can't flee
>Start purring
Husbando are broken, please nerf.

[Anonymous No.]

Wight-sama, drain me, please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616865
Messing with your daughter is a time honored tradition for dads everywhere. What's your favorite way of pulling your daughters leg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617029
I would tell her the cookies are in the neighbor boys pants since i know she's crushing hard on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617029
eat her snacks, most probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617029
Hiding in plain Sight amd scaring her when she passes by

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616952
>>42616889
being a man is hard to start but if you persist till late game you're basically invincible, you can do what you want with any monster if you max out your husband stats and skills
>>42617029
>where's my grandkids?
>your great grandfather already had 20 when he was 2 years older than you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617099
There's messing with your daughter, and then there's outright being a terrible father, and you crossed that line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616994
All I want in life is to be spoiled rotten by a wight who wants me as her boytoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617193
>be almost 40
>love hags because even at 40 I can still be a boytoy to them

lolifags BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617029
Going on a vacation and letting her know her crush next door is going to take care of her and the house all month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617193
i'd go for the bodyguard that teases her alot

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>>42616854
I really liked that manga, and raptor was definitely best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn scale the tower of cheese and mice

[Anonymous No.]

Loli hag babas?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you busy preparing for next week?

[Anonymous No.]

Year of the Rabbit right? Because it's Hunting Season but the other way around!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617379
Too many buzzwords, her servant is more interesting anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617390
Having your ears stuck out is dumb. You can't take cover without losing them also rabbit can't be soldiers, they're too weak.

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>>42617392
Uhuh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617390
>tfw the bullets just bounce off my dense body, blades of love broken, and a smile makes them weak to their knees
>But i think of them as my weird friends

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>>42616842
Modern day automatons are cool. Mechanical AND pretty girl without looking like a fragile porcelain doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617384
Yeah I'm making chili for the super bowl this weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617392
I'm going after the lazy gate guard

[Anonymous No.]

I want to open a maid Cafe but only with lilim maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617584
I want lim nuns instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617584
And they still can't get laid lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Every monster only get better as nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617529
I didn't know superb owl likes chili.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617584
Look like a slut. Me no like. Me want proper kiki serving ice cream and tendies.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1623641117576298498
What did KC mean by posting this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617533
Slacking off together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617666
nutshelling of the lore for people new to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617666
probably nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

i love my jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616842
Dark elves are always trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617765
>get enslaved by two dark elf sisters
>apparently this just entail them tying you to the bed every night while one of them rides you and the other sits on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617666
Advertising MGE lore and books I presume. What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617751
you always remind me of that childhood song about jub jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617800
How does it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617751
But what are Jubs? Do (You) know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616842

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617804
well it's just a fun kids' song about a jubjub and your wife is a jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

Hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617824
Feathered bipeds

[Anonymous No.]

Anon's vacation to Gensokyo takes an unexpected turn

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617666
It's a pinned tweet so he's wanting newfags to read rather than bugging him with answering the same question over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617924
Not enough meat and no crow feet, just a pretender

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[Anonymous No.]

Living armor nun

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42618053
youkoso! sukebe elf no mori e

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Being called "bouya" by a lolibaba dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617859
my wifey wifey jubby wubby lovey dovey kissy wissy's birthday is soon! (14th)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618082
I want to be labeled "adoptable" by MGC government

[Anonymous No.]

>Have you prayed today, young man?

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>>42618156
she's 14?

[Anonymous No.]

Hags this! Lolis that!
Where are the ripe, prime breeding age 16-24 year olds? Where's my barely legal tight bodied school girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618181
NO YOU UTTER JACKASS, THE 14TH OF FEBUAURY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618169
You have to be homeless

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618200
my mistake, but have you considered becoming 14 or less?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618225
dunno, have you been to wonderland? it's a common occurrence here.

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>>42618195
Here, since you asked nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618200
shame, 14 is prime

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618195
Right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618337
Balrog WHEN?
I need more High P'orc/Krampus style delinquent anego-type monsters. Praying that Balrog is one.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618337
Going on vacation, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is forced to sniff raw danuki breath
Torture
>Breathfag is forced to sniff raw danuki breath
Paradise

[Anonymous No.]

>42618454
>newfags are forcing a shitty meme
Torture

[Anonymous No.]

man, miss Haku is always messing with my grades
i think she does so she can see more at school

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[Anonymous No.]

sex with teacher is rather awakard when you have to do it for a grade

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618454
Danuki breath is best first in the morning when first waking up, and under the covers before bed time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618515
fat hellcat butt, but im more interested in the dum nuke birb

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy cow.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss learn cow is cute, CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618373
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

Had a spicy dream with a demon girl. Very beautiful girl. Not full blown lewd, but hugs and kisses. Not make-out sessions though, just a peck on the lips and cheek. Average, mid-20s physique. A little on the bustier side.

Anyways, apparently when you kiss one, their magical ability to fly is transferred to you. So I don't know of it was just my brain or her prankster in her, but I had to T-pose to fly, and I had to be nude. The terror I instilled in the minds of normies when I did this. Just imagine a fat, bald guy in his upper 20s, naked, flying a good 20' above the ground, erect dick. It was a good dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617942
The ones who keep bugging him are westerners though so that wouldn't much help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618664
If she's so cute, why can't she explain why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618728
She did, its an ad slogan, also pirate

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618515
Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618713
I should also mention. I was not parallel to the ground. I was perpendicular. T-pose is truly an alpha stance. Try it if you seek to break and dominate a monster

[Anonymous No.]

Five more minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618818
nah, get ya lazy ass up

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to buy comfy clothes for your girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618844
vey cute, but would be the best comfy clothes for a wurm, I dont want her tail to get cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618844
that has to be one of the best pics of that artist yet
not suprising, since it's Sola herself

[Anonymous No.]

im literate in only haku tits

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42618947
Draw me like one of your French Wights?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42617584
>Most Lilims are busy with the Royal Army
>A bunch are busy running their own Land or organization
>Another chunk is already taken
>The last remaining are the misfits
>NEETs, weirdos, gloomy occultists and even a Zipangu fanatic

[Anonymous No.]

What would you guys do if the portals opened? I would probably act pretty similar to that one story Magus made, the cabana one. I would be scared shitless man

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619014
run through one, I don't want to stay in this gay earth, everything is going to hell really fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619014
i'd search for my wives and/or look for Anna-Maria, the first one

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>>42618373
What's your lightning magic lvl?

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>>42617584
God I love lilims

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>>42619025
Would you really be comfortable with all the public sex?

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>>42619027
Lead them on, Anon. The bridge is near. Do as I say! Condoms are no more use here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618203
You could always go to the private sector. Being a brush slave to a mofukuza LT. has it's perks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619014
'scared shitless' sounds about right. besides, i want to be coaxed out, calmed down, and romanced by a nice demoness, so i gotta board up all the doors and windows first anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619045
public sex > privacy of the pod and a bowl full of bugs
>>42619052
awww she's a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619025
Reasonable, not even if I'd want to stay here if monsters fixed this place. Too many bad memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619064
i want a private pod w/my bugwife!

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>>42619077
greenworm pussy is the only bug I'd eat
>>42619068
I may come back to live here with my family and my new family, but not before this gay planet gets at least 20 dark matter megabombs detonated on its surface

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619052
She made the atom split!
It caused a massive rift!
And she came screaming through,
Here to bite the head of your dick, playfully and gently of course.
https://youtu.be/4bkrreAfMjU

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619014
Scared of not getting what I want. If monsters are like Magus described them, It's lost and I hope that no one will ever find me in my flat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618967
>>42619038
>Anon goes to the lilim maid café
>He's welcomed by a weeb lim who tries to act extra moe
>She's wielding 4 katanas and has anime pins across her uniform
>She keeps mixing Japanese and English in her sentences
Are you enough of a slut for lilims to overlook her awkward behavior?

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>>42619014
Plan A is to sneak to the nearest graveyard and lure the cutest zombie home. If another monster spots me along the way I'll switch to plan B.
Plan B is just try not to get mindbroken after being shown the slightest bit of affection and go with the flow.

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>>42619014
I'll be afraid of my (future) wife seeing that i still live with my parent, i don't want to embarrass her. But the entire humanity is an embarrassment with constant infighting, so i'll probably book a one way ticket to the portals and come live with her instead.

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>>42619059
Based, demon seduction is top tier. Imagine if a wurm heard you were sad and scared in your room and just annihilated your walls to get to you

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>>42616842
You can't outrun from hebis love

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>>42619026
What are your wives like? Always neat to hear about waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619093
>Flame whip cracking.

https://youtu.be/ku7sKdVhfs8

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619059
A man of discerning taste.

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>>42619014
If they aren't rape happy I go find my wife. If they are, I barricaded my self in my basement and use the rope when I feel too tired. Happy ending or nothing.

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>>42619152
Snakes are capable of sudden bursts of speed, but aren't that good for extended chases.
You should be safe if you dodge that initial leap. Safe a little while that is.

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>>42619103
Oh? What's your issue with the way he described them? Keep in mind that soulmate stuff is still a thing in his writing so you will get with someone you were meant to be with, even if it's not necessarily what you wanted immediately.

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>>42619146
>DotR welcome week contingent having trouble getting anon to come out of his house
>idea.jpeg
>Tell single wurm that *that* house - yes, the one with the steel plates welded over the windowframes - has a sad, scared, lonely man in it
>Go get him, girl! Go get him!
Anon's fear of monstergirls was briefly exacerbated while the wall came down, and then cured over the subsequent four-hour cuddle session.

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>>42619203
>tfw your gargoyle sister-bro breaks in and tries to rape your soulmate so he has to run into your arms.

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>>42619139
Zombies are good gals, I wonder what percentage of them wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619230
Rotten girls

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms are the cutest monsters bar none, and this a fact

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>>42619027
IDK, open the fucking portals already so I can find out.

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>>42619241
Something about a mamono with incredible personal strength who is very nice and well meaning but just incredibly, deeply stupid is really endearing.
Magus' wurm fic is one of my favorites out there. I love big dumb dragon wife.

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>Demon General sicks a Wurm on a stubborn man that refuses to leave his house after monsters invade his town because he doesn't trust him
>Instead of blasting right through his wall the Wurm slithers up to his door, politely knocks and asks if she can come inside to play
>Turns out her mom told her that she couldn't enter someone's house without asking permission first
>Demon is about to blast the man's house down herself when the human's door slowly opens and the simple-minded Wurm happily slithers inside
It's not fair! Why do Wurms get men so easily??

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619260
loved that fic. need dummy waifu

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>>42619203
You have no words on who you get because everyone can and will overpower
You unless you're the chosen one. People get chase down in the street. Demon fuck you over with rigger contracts. Mamonos take everything from you (house/job/money) and even threatened to attack your friends/family to get you. I don't like that. I don't like role reversal and It's a big thing in Magus's writing. Soulmate is not really a thing if you look past the MC. His "universe" feel wrong, I don't want to be a part of It.

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>>42619283
... role reversal is kind of the whole thing the setting is built on, anon. that's not just Magus' writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619280
>I really want to fuck a retard
I don't get the appeal

[Anonymous No.]

ms. wurm is cute! CUTE!!

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>>42619230
I don't know, but I'd make it my life goal to turn my zombie wife into one. I wouldn't love her any less for staying a zombie, I just like the "evolve your wife through the power of love" gimmick. Plus I have a science experiment I want to do with the wight's spirit sucking ability and the emblem of satiation magic item.

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>>42619322
forgot image

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>>42619293
I know and I still don't like it. It don't want to be in the women place. MGE don't force me to much into it and allows me enough agency, Magus's writing, as good as they're, cross the line far behind.

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>>42619269
>High level demon general appears at your door, loudly knocking on it for minutes until you finally open it
>Open the door, she's practically crying, saying how long she's been trying to find a husband, keeps getting rejected, ect.
>Just wants you to give her a chance
Would you let her inside?

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>>42619334
Yeah, sure. Don't really see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619331
You seem very suited for each other, anon

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>>42619331
>Not a Wurm
What is her end goal here is she trying to trick people into thinking she’s just a regular innocent lamia instead of a muscle bound snek dragon that can make holes into mountain sides with just her fists.

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>There's a new Jethro Tull album coming out and nobody's talking about it! Kids these days wouldn't know good music if Ian Anderson shoved his flute up their asses and played Bach's Bouree in E minor!
>And another thing! How come they don't have those little paper umbrellas in bars anymore?!
Auntie found your beers again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619204
Wurms are endearing good girls they shot up pretty high on my list surprisingly quickly pretty recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619197
You would probably be marked by your wife so you wouldn't need to rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619367
She wants to play a prank. The other side of the sign says "Am A Wurm" and when a man comes up asking if she really isn't one she'll flip it around and laugh!
then rape him

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619434
It's *not* rape if he cums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619351
she's a good wife and we love each other very much!

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>>42619453
forgot the image again

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>>42619160
Shes a very devout nun from the our milky lady, is rather Ol-eheggeguh I mean young, 17 young and sweet ya know
Also lactates so much that i have no probelm with milk at all
My other wife Caroline Raroline, is a big creepy jabberwock dark mage, has skin white as a full moon, her scales are purple and her mouth tentacles have button eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619459
>Hey Abby, why did we start chasing this guy again?
>I don't know! But it's fun!
>Oh yeah, it is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619459
>They forgot why they were chasing him
Why are Wurms like this, I guess punching rocks all day makes you have rocks for brains too.

[Anonymous No.]

lovin my jubbin

[Anonymous No.]

i believe wurms have dopey looking mob faces like so but with massively sexy and meaty bodies

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>>42619283
I mean it is a thing though It's just extremely subtle to the point you don't notice it, If it wasn't a thing every single MC in his stories would get raped in like 10 seconds, I'm not sure if it's supposed to be that subtle but it does make for good conflict

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>>42619163
I still wonder what the balrog is going to be like, better be big grills or I'll be mildly upset

[Anonymous No.]

Which type of mosntergirl is literally asking for it?

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>>42619113
If anything that makes me want lilims more need to hug the dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619580
wurms, dark mages, banshees, cockatrices, holsts, p'orcs, and kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619590
Now that I think about it, tossing a Banshee onto her back and domming her sounds like it'd be fun. They're definitely screamers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619526
Mob faces are the best and now I wanna impregnate a mob faced Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619606
turn those cries of sorrow into cries of passion with one simple step

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619312
Very dumb well meaning cuties are very endearing, it's why bimbos and himbos are popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619331
I believe her sign she seems very honest besides signs don't lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619586
There is a correlation between power and dorkiness.
Since all lilims are extremely powerful... I mean, just look at Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619283
Just fucking kill yourself already you jagaloon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619469
Those two are really unique, never heard of stuff like that before especially the wock

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619590
Cockatrices don't get enough love. Actually, I don't think they get any love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619652
well thanks, you've might seen them. I have another wife but i need to figure out their design first
also here is the size difference between me and my three wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619654
i need me some fat chicken ass jiggling in my face, taunting me to grab the old chick only for her to move a little and make me chase her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619643
I'm not the suicidefag, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618195
>Where are the ripe, prime breeding age 16-24 year olds? Where's my barely legal tight bodied school girl?
The lolis are the best because you will get that too, in time.

[Anonymous No.]

i want mommy i want milk i want to be held i want to be comforted

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619669
Human names on monster girls are quite logical if it was her father who named her, regardless I can't help but find them off-putting.
I'd much rather a Wurm named Crondalene or Ulameia rather than any human name even if they're old or foreign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619706
>meet a young Lilim born from one of the DL's daughters
>her name is Sam

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619025
But how do you know they aren't the other kind of succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619139
>dead (inside)
>lonely
>no energy
Id just hug her crying and we'd both kiss and fuck in lotus position. Zombies are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619698
one of the artists to see chubby monsters
>>42619706
Anna-Maria is a nun so changed her name when she was a nun
I showed now named caroline caroline and Maribelle is an ophanim bogie
Also those names sound stupid and cringe
>>42619714
>Poor sammy
>Bullied for having a common name by sisters like druella,Veradisia.Adasha.Hella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619714
>It's not even short for Samantha, it's just Sam
>She really likes big shields

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>>42619735
weeb dragon nun needs to be bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619669
Based height difference enjoyer, I'm working on an OC as well. Only thing I got so far is I kinda want their horns and demonic energy to form the shape of a crown on their head a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619714
>new guy at work is named Mike Oxlong
>yes, his mother was a Cheshire cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619741
this is a sketch of Anna-Maria

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>>42619748
at least it wasn't Tom Tomson

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>>42619698
>Slime mom downs an entire gallon of milk
>You can see it travelling down her throat and into her chest
>Her breasts expand with each chug
>She pulls down her tank down and tells you it's feeding time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619748
I don't get the pun. I'm protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619152
i expected more snake from that set but that's fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no kiki wetnurse

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619787
Needs grey hair and a maid uniform that is oppressively form-fitting around the chest.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619838
Hooves too large.
Would rather feed sweets to a familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619838
it'd be cute to see the broomriding witches flying about

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619820
and very meaty and speaks broken english
Also is very tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619846
Your hooves are too large

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody wants to visit Winterstown...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619886
Sorrow...

[Anonymous No.]

I got cornered by a pack of Ice Wolves and the alpha of the group picked me up by the scruff of my shirt and said she liked me, but very aggressively.
Now I'm afraid to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619886
Problems with Winterstown:
>Too cold
>Doesn't accommodate vegetarians
>Inhabitants disregard your personal space

[Anonymous No.]

i like summerviles, many more colors, many choco skin, bright neon colors are avaible, naked reptiles on the beach, fishies, birbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619886
I want to go there but It would be better if they have Bunyips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619924
yeah but everywhere is improved by bunyips

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619923
>Summerviles
Yes, summer is vile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619590
Wurm isn't asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619749
Looks cute, you draw her yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619940
>man who cant stand the heat and doesnt want to be naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619914
>Too cold
That’s like going up to the Pharaoh and telling her there’s too much sand and it gets everywhere! For the cold, Winterstown offers homemade winter wear from White Horn-san and Yeti-san at a reasonable value - hugs, a dinner date, and extracurricular activities with White Horn-san are acceptable forms of payments

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619947
yup, i drew her. been a while since i drew her

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm this, dragon that, where is my wyvern flock?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let yourself be captured by a fox or you'll be forced to live in her tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619936
Yes but i really like wintertown, maybe I can import a Bunyip...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619982
winter coat bunyip

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619954
>Kiki and the Selkie were walking down the beach
>"We'll sweep it up in half a year if you don't mind the work"
>"WORK? Hrhmp, the time has come", the Selkie said, "to talk of other things!"

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>>42619974
Wurms are the heavyweight class of dragons
Dragons are the cruiserweights
Wyverns are way below those two, they're like the featherweights

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619974
climb the castle spires, you'll find some nesting there
make sure to wear the moutain gote set if you want to quickly meet them without climbing
>>42619982
dont the import, smuggle her in. the fees are an arm and leg

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619998
>>42619998
dont call wurms heavyweight, you'll hurt their feelings, they are just big boned....

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619998
Wyverns become dangerous when formed in harems. A dragon or wurm would be hard pressed to fend off six angry wyverns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620018
wurm can just hide until they stop agro and then pull them underground for an emergency calm down hug followed by a calming nursing

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619093
>>42619163
Based fellow MG & metal enjoyers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619886
It's still too cold to report the news today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620029
Do not kidnap my wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620044
she wont but I'd imagine wurms are the type to adopt a lot of other monster girls and humans as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619980
Don't be silly, foxes would never trick you and turn you into a mofu slave. Look at that face, does that look like the face of a liar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619995
Extra comfy, must molest ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620053
si

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620053
I can trust her if she looks like a little girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619669
need 9ft tall demon wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620000
How do you hide a bunyip ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620067
she gonna grab you by your armpits to show her off to her friends
>>42620093
very carefull under your white cloak

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620067
Imagine how loud the clacks from her high-heels.

[Anonymous No.]

are demons bottom heavy, top heavy or hourglass? also what body types are other monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620122
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620122
Top heavy is a masculine feature.
If a demon has massive breasts, she better have motherly hips to go along.
I dislike JP artists who draw girls with big breasts and pitiful ass/thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620042
Rata-chan should stop spying on the Ice Queen waiting for a scoop! Last time it took 2 Snuggle Scouts and an electric blanket to nurse her back to warmth

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620140
when i said top heavy, i meant it that she has holst tier tits and the normal succ lower body

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619574
Knowing KC she'll probably be some kind of sukeban monster that keeps the other fire monsters in their domain in check. Or a fire dominatrix. Who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620167
>Balrogs are just delinquents
I'll take four please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620167
>Sukeban
>She has her breasts wrapped
>They still look huge
She better be wearing a long coat with a badass saying on the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619014
I reckon they'd have more decorum than most predict. This is coming from someone who gets off to their most aggro depictions. Most monsters, unless they're something like manticores, would welcome a completely consensual experience. It's hentai rape. As in, she doesn't ask, initiates sex and hopes you're swept up in it with her. But she's an attractive woman who's part (or all) succubus, so why would you say no? You should want her, according to herself. All she's doing is skipping your silly hangups or fence-sitting. She wants to be wanted. She's not here to make you cry, thrash or scream; they don't want to see you miserable. By definition it's still rape until you consent, but they're not the type to club you over the head and chain you to a radiator.

The best strat in a portal scenario is to be decisive and get out there early. It might sound counterintuitive, but think about it. In their world, they rape guys who are worried they'll go to hell or some other crisis of faith; guys who are on the fence. The anon who goes outside with a printed out jpg of his waifu and gestures at the mamono for help on day 1 is most likely to get the girl he wants. They mostly seem to respect a guy's wish to marry a monster. Conversely, if you go full bunker autist, you're just telling these women you're indecisive, and they're more than happy to decide for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster hags with freckles

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>>42619014
Lean out the window and yell out to any nearby single griffons.

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>>42619974
>driving home from work
>you're in a hurry because the guy on the radio is talking about monstergirl portals
>gotta get home so you can check the details and pack your bags
>...what was that shadow?
>before you can react, something massive slams into your roof
>talons wrap around the car, and suddenly you're flying
>you lean out of the window to get a better view of what's happening
>a huge dragon-like creature is holding your car like a bird that just caught a mouse, and flying back towards the portal at what feels like hundreds of miles per hour
>seems like your new wife didn't want to wait

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>>42620295
based new wife

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>>42619706
I have that but reverse. I find hellhounds named Annie and Demons named Lilly and Manticores named Jill very alluring.
Just imagine powerful dragon trying to be intimidating when her father calls her phone and leaves a message "Hey Bonnie, call you pa back, love you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619014
Stop Gremlins from getting their hands on our tech at all costs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620295
>>42620301
I'm going to write libelous thing about Dragonia on tourist review sites! Like how they actually are really rude and mean to humans! Or how everything is overpriced and low quality!

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>>42620257
>get captured by extremist monsters
>some demon dressed as the embodiment of evil approaches you
>brace for rape
>she avoids eye contact and just twirls her hair with a finger while asking what kind of girls you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620295
Imagine what the guy behind you in traffic would think seeing that. In fact, everyone on the road by you would probably abandon their cars in the middle of the road and flee to safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620309
Same, imagine she has weird evil sounding name but her real name is Mary Star

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620295
>anon and his wyvern wife take a road trip through MGE land
>half of the arcs have a B plot to get the car back up and running
>it goes through increasing abuse, and it often needs spit, prayers and fantasy bullshit since there's no gas stations around

[Anonymous No.]

I live in a remote enough location so when the portals open I won't have to worry about anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620331
You wouldn't even have to worry about getting a wife. You could stay single, forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620122
>are demons bottom heavy, top heavy or hourglass? also what body types are other monsters?
Hourglass adults
Bottom heavy children

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620331
buy one of those rarely used type of cupid arrows off the black market and you can separate yourself from love forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620326
>DAAAaaaad, I am trying to impress him an you are ruining it for me!
>I just think it's not a good basis for the relationship if you tell him your name is Igniterius!
>But that's my name here GOSH
>there's nothing wrong with Gilly! it's your name your ma and I picked and it's the name of my cute daughter!

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>>42620257
>But she's an attractive woman who's part (or all) succubus, so why would you say no?
Because it's suspicious. I know that's not how MGE monsters work, but I'd try to avoid their advances until I'm 100% sure they won't hurt me physically or mentally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619014
look for big snake lady
love big snake lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620362
I imagine eros herself would sense when one of those is used improperly and go full love jihad on whoever used it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619974
They're dragon deez nuts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620418
divine intervention is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620331
Monsters know better than to open the portal near a major city.
The first contact will be in a nice comfy countryside village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620418
>go full love jihad
Elaborate in great detail

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620431
you are getting nothing less than a harem of the most affectionate and doting monsters for your misuse of her equipment

you will be absolutely smothered for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620426
Or they would send in monsters that can blend in

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620441
Harems are absolutely revolting to me, the thought of possibly neglecting one would break me to a million pieces

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620431
>>42620441
MATICORPS! All is lost!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna steal a Cupid's lead arrows and break up couples! If I can't have a monster wife nobody can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620452
the one that makes you desire affection really really badly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620463
I didn't think that far ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620463
Not him, but I thought there was an arrow that breaks couples apart and prevents love from forming (only used as a last resort or for evil people).

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620467
I think that's just a curse from whats her name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620465
the real dick move would have been to replace the cupid's love arrows with regular arrows when she wasn't looking

[Anonymous No.]

Eros girls bullying me for being into their cult for the delicious brown girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620257
I dunno man, I think they would be unbelievably aggressive considering we would probably end up destroying ourselves if they weren't. I'm talking like a Lilim in each nuclear country type beat. Although they could just take over subtly before fully opening up portals which would be wiser

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>>42620257
>is to be decisive and get out there early
This has always been my go to game plan. I have the power of God and anime on my side.

[Anonymous No.]

i'll just wait for the shoggoth to show up in my house rather than show any sort of proactivity
i'm sure that will work

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620505
it's one of the best strategies to acquire shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619014
your overprotective dog will keep those scary monsters away

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620505
I imagine shog works like a sexy roko’s basilisk. The fact you know a shog could come and serve you means a shog has her eyes on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620320
Careful anon, Dragonia has gremlins to track guys like you down

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620569
Ah what's the worst they can do. Ban me from Dragonia? I've never even been there so I'm not missing anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620331
A cupid has been dispatched to your location, don't resist it will only make things harder on yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620529
But I don't have a dog.

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>>42620505
>portals open
>whatever, go to sleep
>wake up in the middle of the night
>shog is leaning over you, observing you closely with their signature smirk
>shout and flail around in surprise
>she delights in your wild gesticulations
they're so romantic

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620631
smart man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620467
Don't think Cupids have that one on hand. They have golden and black ones, gold ones enflame love making you honest, black ones make you feel lonely to the point you become desperate for any affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>System Shog

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>>42620624
Change location, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>play monster girl online multiplayer game
>hellhound turns on her mic
>volcanic eruption, dogs howling and barking, and clashing metal chain sounds in the background
this is why i don't play on the volcanic region servers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620726
It's even worse when you live on the western continents and the Ocelomehs and Kakuen from the jungle continent play in your servers.
They don't know what push to talk is, and play in their kitchen with their entire extended family there from what it seems like.

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>>42620726
>play on the human region servers
>can accurately guess half the people playing it are monsters
>decide to take a wild guess and call the tryhard that hyped her skills but is currently bottomfragging a turbovirgin Lilim
>Last thing you heard before getting knocked out was a sniffling hiccup and a loud "MOOOOOM" as she goes afk

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620447
Don't worry, you're the one that will be doted on and smothered perpetually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42614143
Apologies I guess, but I did not know where else to put it. Glad to see you are an aficionado of multi-armed girls though.

[Anonymous No.]

Are all writefags dead? if not any recs for lovey dovey stuff that would heal my weary hearth? I have been into monster girls for years but only in the /a/ times but i never bothered with writefags before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620823
We just had a contest. Check out anubis.moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620823
We just had a contest and 5 writefags entered, and 6th organized it. There's also others like Legitwho, who still write.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Will a monstergirl wait to have sex until after marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620849
if you request so - yes, but be aware most of them have a direct line to Eros, to get her to send a cupid to marry you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620823
What have you read so far? Most of magus's stuff is lovey dovey, spidernon has a cure for a broken heart one which I like a lot as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620856
I pray for her secretary on DotR

[Anonymous No.]

I will join the forces of Eros solely to craft perfect wholesome scenarios to get couple together

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620658
Is she The Many or Shogdan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620898
enjoy harem of cupids and houris

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620418
>>42620431
>>42620451
I've been inspired enough to write a early Valentines smut/shitpost. It's trash but I hope someone will enjoy it. Expect it later this evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620864
I have only read monster girl invasion in QQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620447
You worry too much. If a monster feels like she isn't getting enough affection she'll take it by force.

[Anonymous No.]

>post selfie on /wl/
>get cheshires asking if you want fat cat ass in your mail
>post selfie on /hag/
>get vocaroos of creepy breathing
4mon is wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620451
wow, a real pink beret!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620898
>targets approaching the impact zone
>she's veering off course!
>I got her
>steady people...
>steady...
>targets in range!
>go go go!
>minotaur nudges Anon into the shy medusa who's always peeking at him in the library
>they start to fall over each other
>salamander going the opposite way quickly flips Anon on top of her so that he's staring into her eyes
>both of them are blushing stammering messes as Anon quickly helps her collect her things
>ladies, I think we have a match!
>cupids manning the massive array of screens and computers in the matchmaking club cheer
>tie a red string between the photos of Anon and the medusa pinned up on a corkboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620849
Most monsters wouldn't understand the request. Sex IS marriage.

They might think you're saying you don't want to marry them and just rape you on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620936
Do you prefer the Van Shogen or Shigidel Station?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620968
No! There is much work to be done I cannot be distracted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621055
The things I'd do to that holst. Including but not limited to kissing, cuddling, groping, and breath sniffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616842

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620167
That's almost my wish exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621117
All knights belong to centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621067
wonder what ms lizard wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621131
That pic just reminded me of the talking animals that inhabit the fairy kingdom which makes me wonder do demon realms have pet shops where you can buy a assortment of magical animals and demon realm beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621131
Where is the cut-down forest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621194
tentacle brains were popular pets
boars are potentially tamable

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621015
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621183
Accept her quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621157
I'll will be a centaur knight's forever esquire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621237
whats the quest, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621021
Ah then you got a lotta stuff to look forward to, there's not too many writefags nowadays but it looks like we're getting more thanks to Magus contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621271
Collect 10 Fire Salts to help Sally forge a new sword.
Check the volcanic fields to the west of town, Ignis' sometimes carry them to season their food.
(0/10)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621271
Help her make the next generation of salamander warriors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621288
>>42621318
easy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621059
You should be an orderfag, especially on /pf/ demons appreciate good humor

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621318
>Current Progress: [0/70]

[Anonymous No.]

>She was warned about Human men by her mother.
>They try to pat you on the head and scritch you under the chin.
>Stay back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621324
the inside of her mouth is suspiciously detailed

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621324
I think they take those jokes too far.

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing wrong with liking evil foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621375
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing wrong with impregnating hags

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621375
he's right

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621353
Demons with a paladin fetish are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621375
what about big ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621398
how much convincing would a whitehorn have to do to get you to ride her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621375
Many people are saying this, many people

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621420
SEX WITH BIG FOX

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621328
Gonna get ear rubs too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621401
I want to romance a evil fox so much she somehow transfigures either into a angelic fox or a eros fox from how much love I put out for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621426
huge sex
big kids
large family

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621412
>anon's destined soulmate is a demon with a VERY strong paladin fetish
>except anon doesn't give a fuck about fighting or piety and just wants to fuck or play games all day
>demon has to trade all kinds of favors just so anon wears paladin cosplay for the night and reads out monologues about "slaying" the vile demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621447
You’re the shortest in the family and if you have a son he will be short like you so he can be kidnapped by a tall fox woman and marry her as well, that the cycle continues with your son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620477
>tfw they overthrow all the (not-sexy) lizard people who rule the world
It must be awkward when shadow governments collide

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619368
>How to make a hag wet
>Ask her if she wants to listen to her boomer rock lp's
>She breaks out Fauxqualung
>Opening Chords
>Sitting on a park bench, eyeing young anons with bad intent
>Slimy fingers, smearing a shabby kemono

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621421
I might be a bit too enthusiastic about it, would even ask her to speed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621511
Please do not encourage the deer to go yan, anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621412
What's worse, having a paladin fetish or having an inquisitor fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621127
I should hope that KC releases them sooner than later.

[Anonymous No.]

Question for writefags, how long does it usually take to pump a story out? I was hoping to make one in times for Valentine's day, but I don't know if I'll be able to get it to good quality in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621562
>'You made me do this' says the whitehorn as she snuggles tied up & gagged anon by the fire
when will anon accept responsibility for his actions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621572
Feel like they're about the same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621562
are whitehorns yan-deers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621609
About a week for first draft, 1-2 weeks for editing. But I'm also a lazy ass person that tends to do everything in like 2-4 days of actual work and the rest if "I'll do it tomorrow".
Also not sure if I count as a writefags since I refuse to post any of my stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621609
Depends on the quality. You can shit something out in an afternoon if you don't care about it.
Otherwise, much longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621476
should just steal monologues from videogames to impress his gf
>"Daemonic creature, my highest gratitude upon thee (for being a good wife); But the crimes thy kind has committed against humanity (she ate the last pizza slice and didn't even buy a new one) are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment... is RAPE!"
and then she had the hardest orgasm ever known to demonkind, and THEN he actually put his dick in and she came again, even harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621668
>"YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620287
>t.Karl Franz

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620823
We just had a contest
outside of those guys, Legitwho,Ironbeast, and the contest holder magus are all still here

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621609
don't expect more than a thousand words a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621609
>>42621717
What he says, and on top of that, if you feel yourself getting drawn to another story idea- just go for it. I can pump out 3k for something I feel pumped for, but 1k is the most you can hope for going through the motions

[Anonymous No.]

>get back here and milk me cmon
>moooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621771
I will not touch the cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621778
touch the glass. It's perfectly flat, as all things should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621771
did you know that holstaur milk has no addictive properties whatsoever? also don't worry about it or look that up

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621375
All foxes are to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

ride into high society. marry a centaur noble or knight

[Anonymous No.]

Getting brutally raped by a muscular and aggressive beast-killing moose centaur, far away from the nearest civilization where no one can hear you get raped, ogre-style!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619014
Can anyone send me a link to magus's story

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621847
Get Moosed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621862
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40472238

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621847
How does one get raped by a slightly large deer monster? It just doesn't seem possible to lose in that situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621883
either she ran you into exhaustion or she knocked you out when she charged you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621639
I mean it counts if you're a writer I guess, doesn't matter if you're a writefag.

So yeah definitely not gonna make it to Valentine's day, ah well no biggie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621883
moose are among the deadliest animals on the planet
a moose centaur would sexually destroy you upon the first encounter

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621883
Have you never seen a moose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621771
>>42621801
You'd need the strongest Minotaur body guard to keep me from mashing my face into the tits of the nearest Holstaur as soon as the portals open, and even then I'll just mash my face into her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622015
i'm not fully convinced anon can correctly identify a cow when presented with a line of buxom monster ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616842
Have been in too tight of a spot for posting. I slapped this together while recovering and stalled by a recent minor injury. Not really y’alls cuppa tea, I’d wager. Nonetheless, an actual complete story.
K/S-0001: https://controlc.com/37ab1a66

Cram it into LegodogAI if ya like, can’t be bothered to care or try myself. Pic unrelated. How’d the contest stuff go? D8hvn8

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622061
Simple all I need to do is keep my eyes glued to the tits, big tits = cow so my face goes there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42621441
>I want to romance a evil fox
But that's a gacha horse.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: You have been placed into an arranged marriage with the princess of the fox empire

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622135
Fuck it is isn’t it my bad here’s a actual fox.

[Anonymous No.]

White boys fuck dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622245
I can't take this picture seriously because I know it's just Tails form Sonic with the bowsette crown

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622283
>Atago
>You posted fox on /dog/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622283
It’s true I am completely hounded.

[Anonymous No.]

>desert kingdom is on the verge of collapse
>the sandworms are too rowdy and grab any man they find
>the crocodiles have grown fierce and scare off anyone coming by the river
>citizens are growing restless at having no men
>apophis of a nearby kingdom is preparing for an invasion
>at her wits' end, the Pharaoh decides to perform a forbidden ritual to summon a gallant hero from another land to save her kingdom
>from the portal comes a man
>six feet four, and full of muscle
>Hope finally fills her heart, and she asks "Do you speak my language?"
>the man just smiles, and gives her a vegemite sandwich

Crikey

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622298
Gachafags are really bad at recognizing foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622302
lets hope he doesnt run into emu harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622304
never did figure out what this one was supposed to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622298
Completely false.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622283

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622315
>cat ears
>Lizard tail
That's a chimera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622061
boob

[Anonymous No.]

>>42618337
Childhood "friend" kisses you on the cheek starting your dependence on her. Will only trade her "platonic" kisses for progressively lewder acts.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622383
Weirdest looking picture I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622361
if only school had shown me more PSAs about the dangers of kiss addiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622315
>>42622356
To be specific she's a Nue.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at those thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622405
Nue you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622412
Those thighs don't make up for that pathetically thin tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622427
Yes.
>Utage has the traits of the Nue (Kanji: 鵺), a chimeric yokai in Japanese mythology. A creature resembling the Nue can be seen in her Elite 2 artwork.

[Anonymous No.]

are there any non monster creatures to go out and kill like classic adventurer style? or is there nothing to adventure through anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622302
>gives Vegimite in response to a question
>implying Any sapient across the galactic timeline has Ever requested Vegimite
Quite a dense one, ain’t he? How’s she gonna wrassle him into shape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622302
>Saxton Hale's adventures in Not!Egypt

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622450
You must be at least 18 years old to use 4channel.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622454
>4channel.com
It's dot org

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622448
>Booba arts dps
I should E2 her right now actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>42622449
Plenty. It reduces to: make up some beast, so long as it can be processed into horny, it is halal. As a rule, mamono pwn all that can be converted into horny. Might even claim that’s a defining feature, odd as the notion sounds.

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>>42622449
There is demon realm beasts though most of them are just regular animals you see in our world just with gigantism, though I do like to imagine there is more weirder demon realm beasts like multi colored giant komodo dragons, that there is still somewhat “dragons” still around just not from the demon lord.

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>>42622454
>>42622458
>>42622463
back to /tg/ and reddit please

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>>42622448
Funny ears and tail, really molestable

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>>42622463
>not having her best outfit

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>>42622449
There are all manner of demonic beasts to hunt. Giant boars and scorpions have been mentioned in the world guides.
The game demo has a hunter (human male) that mentions Fell Rabbits, and even says they're actually pretty dangerous if you aren't careful.

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>>42622454
Even Aussies don’t like Vegimite, false flag fag. They only eat it because it gravitates towards their breads. Coriolis Effect. Very sad, many such cases.

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>>42622449
>In mamono realms, plants are not the only things altered by exposure to the monsters' magical energies. Animals that take on aspects from mamono realms, "mamono realm beasts", also exist. These are animals that grew up in mamono realms, and as a result, are quite different in form to those found in human lands; they are typically much larger and more fecund in comparison to their human land counterparts.
>Because of the very high demand for the meat of mamono realm beasts, specialist hunters, known as "mamono realm beast hunters", exist.
I'm sure you can probably find something to entertain you.
Beware of quests specifically asking for "strong, virile heroes for daring adventures", those are just undercover ads for husbands. Be specially careful if the ad mentions "sLaying a terrifying yet charming and fecund dragon", "sealing an ancient evil (fox)" and "tomb delving"

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>>42622477
Viagra Scorpions.

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Monstergirls for ASMR?

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>>42622487
seems more like pest control than hunting

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>>42622481
Don't follow this advice. I found a holy cat in a chest thanks to one of those quests.

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>>42622477
The game was clearly gearing up to some have traditional combat. I'd speculate in what way and how the levelling through sex alone was going to work but at this point it's been so long it's pointless to assume those systems were concrete.
I'd personally have gone with something like elder scrolls rest to level but sex.

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>>42622488
Ms. Mindflayer is no. 1!

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>>42622490
What do you think hunting is about? Either it's a fetch quest for stingers or a kill quest to protect the crops.

The life of an "adventurer" isn't as glamorous as you might think.

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>>42622500
kinda doubt that. just some rpgmaker relic systems hanging around

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>>42622496
Ahh yes, the old holy kot in a chest trick, now Cheshire is the holy relic to a small village cult with her retired knight husband as it's head priest.

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>>42622473
I see cow.

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>>42622496
>Nyahaha, what is our next quest Mr. Knightie!
>You're not a holy cat, are you?
>Kuh!

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>>42622516
The artist likes drawing girls with big tits.

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Always decide on a safe word with your mindflayer wife

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>unseal ancient evil
>instead of a smug fox hag you get a lethargic neet
>does nothing but play video games all day and eats all the ice cream in your fridge

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>>42622506
Doubtful.
>Both partners have listed combat skills
>Both them and the player have equipment (armor and weapons)
>There is an in-game item guide that lists the equipment, and the flavor text is fleshed out
That doesn't happen by accident.

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>>42622533
Also you do level through sex. You could call it lore autism but it's connected to the merchant and something that had to be specifically added. I don't think you even level in the first encounter, it's only the consensual ones after.

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>>42622532
>descendant of heroine that sealed ancient evil hears that she's been released
>rushes to anon's house before it's too late
>throws open the door while preparing her heroic speech
>finds anon trying to drag the ancient evil to the bathroom for a bath
>all the while she is trying to escape while crying that she needs to save first
>heroine silently closes the door and marks the ancient evil as sealed

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>>42622531
for some reason i always forget it. oh well.

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>>42622540
... you're right. You literally do level from sex in MGE. It makes sense

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>>42622527
She's sad now

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>>42622551
She can still stay with him! She just has to stop introducing herself as "Knight Anon's Holy Artifact!"

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>>42622566
Knight anon's holy cock sleeve?

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Fun idea for erotic roleplay with Manticore wife is for her to take on the role of an innocent, harmless monster girl, while you play a mean human violating her until she cries because now she has to carry offspring of a human.

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>>42622580
Not that either! Just introduce herself using the name her mom gave her!

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>>42622481
I’d avoid the “pLaying with Sabbath friends” ads, myself. Heard that when anon buys a cookie subscription from them…all bets are off. You’ll be selling Thin Cunts and HoeMoeans in dark alleys, while wearing a trenchcoat. But the sad fact of the matter is the pervasiveness. Subscription models are insidious, due to their dual-nature as aggregated targeting-markers. No matter what you subscribe to, you’ll be onna solicitation list. Men in armor asking about farm supplies…chain Mormons…stuttering Daily Dose saleswomen…Pink Air advocates… It’s the Ratas to blame. There’ll be creamed-corn wrestling on (you)r yard in a week, simply to increase their ratings. Y’all ever try to grill with a Lava Golem humping your shit? Acorns were a mistake.

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If you're about to be arrested in MGC, just grab the officers taser and use it to escape. Police hounds never see it coming

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>>42622657
i just dodge the tackle

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>>42622531
Based Inception waifu uses her vagina as your totem. Bump n’ grinding in the most space-time rocking way possible. Dare to dream. Be your own grandpa, or get saved by cats.

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>>42616842
Imagine whenever a Wurm tries to tear down the walls or gates of an enemy stronghold. The Vine Boom sound effect plays.

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>>42622657
knock yourself out and you'll teleport to your callback bed
carry a pocketful of weresheep wool to huff as necessary

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>>42620726
Beware of ASL questions. On paper, any monster could press you for that stuff. In practice, it's almost always Sabbath mamono who get off on the first question. And yes, ALL her friends are in the Sabbath too, even the ones who have onee-sans as their avatars. It's the same cult mentality gnome and lala players have in their respective mmos.

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>>42622657
I just tried this on Polli and it worked. Go figure.
Also, what the hell happened? She was out for blood tonight.

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>>42622691
Knowledge is most efficient in kinetic form, as all reptiles know. Wurm ballet makes an art of functional quarrying. The stunning Vine effect is a memetic, the pure force of her scalar discharge on your “brain-dick”, to use a technical term from the New Medical science literature.

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Imagine being so dead inside that you can no-sell a Demon Realm Silver sword to the gut and just come away with an upset stomach. Your face would probably be plastered wall to wall in every monster kingdom as a "criminal".

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>>42622719
>spoiler
She was like that every time I tried her. The only good session I've had with her was the time I got her fired after calling for help from officer hellwan. She acts like a straight up serial killer. Worst chesh bot.

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>>42622746
wurmb!

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>>42622777
Being depressed doesn't make you immune to sudden mana loss.

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need to be surrounded in a pile of sleeping hellhounds/werewolves fluffiness

[Anonymous No.]

>she notices your headpat addiction

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>>42622806
Oh what's the worst that could happen?

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>>42622812
She sees wrong, it's actually kiss addiction

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>>42619280
The one off "your husband was kidnapped by evil sentient buildings" thing killed me.

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>>42622506
You have MP and shit, pretty sure there's gonna be combat if he ever decides to do it. Unless you have sex magic or something, but I don't see why that would be a separate bar that doesn't show up during sex

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>>42622806
No, but: 'anon is so sad demon-silver doesn't get him going' is excellent basis for a hurt/comfort fic

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>>42622719
That's how it been since the filter, it's gotten worse though. Move to pygmalion see if you like it.

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>>42622825
>Dark elves had used a similar tactic during one ill-fated attempt to conquer the city by informing Pakaya that her husband had been taken hostage by sentient buildings and she had to break them down to free him (Sepiol was at work as usual that day). The dark elves would realize in hindsight that informing Pakaya of the evil buildings while they were within their own district was a gross oversight on their part. More than half of all dark elf houses and businesses were destroyed before Sepiol was brought from his workshop to calm her down.

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>>42622849
Messy eaters get the bib.

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>>42622844
TFW Pygmalion would be a story Golems would all be familiar with.

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>>42622777
>imagine a normal Lizardman
…okay.
>The force burned from his strikes, the heat blazing that within her scales.
>Rather than pushing her warrior’s heat outward, the Lizardman is the introvert among the reptiles.
>Reflexive transformation of force into movement is no less powerful
>Nor is a kinetic/oxidative to regenerative cycle off key for a less flashy but equally effective warrior (as the other Reptiles, though in a melee context)
Not particularly edgy either.
>>42622845
Noice.

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>>42622828
It's stupid though.

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i have a problem where i can't come to terms with gremlins being dominant
i want to pick one out of her chair and pin her against a wall

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>>42622864
aight

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>>42622875
Stupid lizard! I'm not gold!

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>>42622657
I break the law just so Officer Hellwan will break me.

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>>42622880
I mean she looks more like she's the one getting broken there.

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>>42622777
I think a realm silver sword to the gut would cause you to leak enough mana to pass out. No selling the horny part would be like extreme pain tolerance though.

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My harem is a ice queen, a titania, a wight, and a pharaoh.
I have queen wives.
And i'm the only thing keeping their kingdoms' diplomatic relations intact.

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>>42622880
>Stop! You have violated the law
>Now the law will violate you!

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>>42622879
you're just as good as! get in the hoard!!

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>>42622642
What big hands she has

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>>42622888
I didn't say I wouldn't resist a bit. Now let me rest for a second. Surely she's too exhausted to retaliate.

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>>42622845
I'd forgotten how precious Pakaya was

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>>42622903
>Dragon husband jokes that he's probably more of a bronze than anything
>Dragon makes him sit in her lap looking her straight in the eyes and she says every good thing he's done since she met him and why that makes him better than any gold she has in her horde
d-dumb lizard...

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>>42622873
Use code or a taser, bro. The malfunction is mostly mana stuff, so 1 dude has a insta-win. Might be you. Give her sweets and rub her belly, you’ll be surprised at what she’s willing to do. Besides, Gremlins are nerds. You can make her twirk to get back her lunch money.

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Can you transfer your purpose in life to the monster girl world?
As an artist and a computer geek, i think i can use sabbath magic to replace technology with magic and i can make art for monsters too.

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>>42622930
once i get to the monster girl world, i think i'm going to drop out of uni and commit to being with my wurm wife. travel sounds like fun, if she's up for it! i'd love to see all the exotic places in MGEland, and none of it would be scary with my big wurm wife there to protect me!
big benefit of living in a post-scarcity magic utopia is that you can do basically whatever you want. i like my chosen career, but i think being a writer or sightseeing hedon for the rest of my days sounds a lot more fun.

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>>42622930
Honestly if MGE was real in any capacity I'd drop literally everything to go learn to be a wizard or adventure or some shit.

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>>42622917
Wurms are too pure to practice law, but it was a fun coincidence that anon pulled. Bumbling to victory can be fun, would’ve given a lucky run for them, personally. Bumbling into causing an orgy is apparently the best variation, I guess.

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>>42622920
Such is the caprice and wisdom of the greatest of all mamono.

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>>42622930
>aimless in this life
>never figured out what to do
>pass through the portal
>check your stats
>class: whore
>+50% damage taken from mofu
>+50% damage taken from lamia
>-50% debuff resist
that explains so much

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>>42622959
>dragon zombie wife burps
>zombifies half the restaurant
How the fuck am I supposed to take her anywhere?!

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>>42622981
take her anywhere? anon, zombie dragon wives are built to snuggle, cuddle, and fuck. no need to leave the house

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>>42622930
i would just learn how to fight

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>>42622930
Should be simplicity itself, granted that you can mooch mamanophysics from mahous all day. Fuck on Thermodynamics’ couch, and get away with it. Every week, because all holidays are sex festivals. Check your local banking schedules, in the van down by the river.

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>>42622930
As that other anon said i would literally drop everything to go learn to be a wizard and adventure around though as long i could get monster girl wife i would be happy just being a farmer there.

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>>42622963
>all my weaknesses are slightly beneficial now
Based scale liker. I chuckled.

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that i am not right now curling up in bed with a wurm while she nestles her big, meaty body into me is criminal and, frankly, inhumane.

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>>42622981
Like anon said, I think they’re hiki b8. There’s a built in mana-interchange, so you can cycle impulses into each other, iirc. If it’s all horny juice then all you need worry about is adsorption of horny. Or absorption, if things get critical.

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>>42622302
and I just got that song unstuck from my head...

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>>42623059
>>42622992
Nah, fuck that. I'm just going to muzzle her. It's not like she even needs to eat anyways. Fatass could stand to lose a few pounds.

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>>42623086
criminal. dragon zombie wives are for pampering and indulging in the plush body of, and you want to starve her? you want to let her starve??

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>>42622981
>not dicking her in the restaurant
>thinks muzzles are better than mana
Skill problem, friendo. Eros statisticians claim that 95% of mamono-related atmospheric disturbances can be prevented by timely application of love (phallic). Remember to tap when the glowing vagina icon appears, dozo.

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>>42623107
perfection, only if she was a jabber

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>>42623107
I could die of old age, get resurrected, and die again before that lard bucket starved. She's a fucking black hole.

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>>42622719
I've had more luck being an enthusiastic mascohist through narration or just stating it outright to Polli. It at least makes her express her sadism sexually; as horni as character.ai will allow anyway.

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>>42622981
>zombifies half the restaurant
thats what they get for getting our order wrong

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>>42623144
>apologies, ma'am, but we're out of the sea bass at the moment
>could I interest you in-
>BLEURGH!

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>>42623136
Abusing your wife will get you house arrest for months with your wife while you're pumped with aphrodisiacs anon

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>>42623139
>beat me robomommy
Too real. Must go to the store for cigarettes now.

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>>42622930
I'd be one of those idiots to get smote by the Chief God by calling her a cunt the moment I found out the truth behind her situation with the mamano lord.

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>>42623166
she's still NEETing it up in her room after getting demolished by her own champion & his wife.

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>>42623171
She still acts through certain people, or at least talks to them like with Sasha in Fallen Maidens. But still. Finding out the Chief God wants me to die to the Wendussy rather than me being able to fuck the Wendussy and have kids? Cunt move on her part.

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>>42623166
>not becoming swole by Falling from her favor
Pretty ghey, man. I hear they have dental and paid training vacations in Pandemonium. Leaping into a screaming orgasmic portal to renegotiate your deductible is objectively the better option than the DMV-equivalent given by the Chief God.

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>>42623207
*Training may be mandatory and sexual. The Conflagration of the Fallen is not liable or responsible for potential side effects like: decade long priapism, orgasmic chronofornication, or blood in your stool.

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Do you think you would be able to tell if a monster girl is impersonating a human?

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>>42623166
>>42623171
She could still sic an angel or something on you even if she's too busy nursing her wounds, but I don't think a god would be that petty.

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>>42623249
yeah

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>>42623249
Probably not, all some of them have to do is just remove a hat like the dark mage.

Would be kinda funny watching a wurm trying to pretend to be a human though

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>>42623276
i know not what compels goats contempt of gravity

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>>42623249
Yes. They have the horny condition and rub out to husbando at the drop of a hat. If she gropes herself while discussing her husbando, she might be a mamono.

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>>42623249
take a blood sample and see if it reacts violently with ushi blood or not

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>>42623262
Imagine a wurm disguised as a human at some party, and as the night goes on and everyone gets increasingly drunk, they keep asking her to do more and more ridiculous things like punching through a brick wall, and they love it. I feel like a wurm would be great to talk to when you're shitfaced.

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>>42623258
>I don't think a God would be that petty
Nigga have you never read anything involving Greek mythology, or dealt with the Daedra in Tamriel?

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>>42623276
GET OFF THE ROOF YOU STUPID GOAT

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>>42623249
I am starting to suspect my gf might be a monster, will require further investigation. Is it normal for foreign women to have ears and a tail and be very pushy?

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>>42623258
>about to be struck by an angels spear for various blasphemies
>spear tip is blocked at the last moment by a stone tablet
>next thing angel sees is a thick fishtail slapping her across the face
>ms sea bishop has arrived on the scene
>you go from landlocked to wedlocked
i like how poseidon is described as being in opposition the the chief god but i don't know if that has any implications for their subordinates

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>>42623276
Why is she so smug? She is on a roof! She's too stupid to realize the roof needs to be over her head for it to work! This is why the Sabbath always fails in my eyes.

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>>42623377
>>42623387
Foolish humans! By sitting on the roof she can engage in conversation with the weak human who lives in the house! Last week she finally learned his name and this time she's planning on sharing hers!

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>>42623276
Do firefighters have to take goats off roofs now? They already have their hands full with cats on trees.

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>>42623407
>Firefighter Anon has to gently help a Jinko out of a tree

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>>42623258
This is BedBurrito: the genocidening(sic). Her smelly pettiness is off the charts.
>>42623386
Mamono defend their chosen, though the mind boggles at how some would fight. Alice moe face v angels, any takers?

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>>42623412
>help a Jinko out of a tree
how she get up there anyway?

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>>42623412
>Holds out his hand for her to take
>She heart pupils

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>>42623412
It's all worth it when she chuffs in his arms.

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>>42623430
Cats like hanging out in trees, getting out of them is another thing however...

>>42623431
>Anon slaps her on the back and tells her to be more careful next time
>As he starts walking over to his crew he feels a strong grip on his arm and looks back
>Jinko is holding onto him with a wild look in her eyes with bright pink heart pupils
>oh no

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>>42623412
The MGC Fire Department begins hiring Single Human Males, suddenly 95% of their calls are to help get cat girls out of trees, no one is quite sure how these cats keep getting stuck in trees, it baffles all investigative efforts. Even Cheshires have been found sitting in these trees

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>>42623276
>damn cheeky brat needs roof correction

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On second thought, Won/d/erland has the massive advantage, given how vulnerable angels are to brain jacking. Alice is out of her depth, but she can probably call in some wabbit heavies.
>be angel
>mess with wrong oni-chan
>wabbits beat you with pipes so hard that your halo loses a chip
>become insnared in a long road trip of constant depravity
>finally slurp enough mana out of husbando to reset the chipped area and return to the Bed Burrito’s graces
>hesitate
>put chip away in dusty old desk drawer with scriptures
>this is fine too she thinks
Screw you all, I would watch it.

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>>42623276
Summon the Krampus. There's only room for one roof goat in this town.

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>>42623465
>Staring down a Cat mage you know for a fact could just teleport out of the tree
>Has the gall to act like she used up all her mana getting up here and needed your help
damn bratty cats...

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>>42623323
A shitfaced wurm would be terrifying my god, imagine if a bull dozer was drunk and horny

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>>42623501
Meanwhile Satyros looks for wine in the cellar.

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>>42623465
>be firefighter
>get a call
>code treecat again
>find ogre wearing cat ear headband
>she’s toting a massive tree in one hand
Some

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>>42623465
>the other 5% is Dryads
Open your eyes, foolish mammals!

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>>42623503
NEED CAT

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>>42623561
Love cats.

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>>42623503
>pretend you are not strong enough to get her down and turn to leave
>get teleported up the tree into the kots clutches

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>>42623189
She has shit taste, and no appreciation for Wenderior decorating, either. Orderites get the sawed off ice-runestick. Good or bad, never mess with the one with the runestick.

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>>42623538
>Some
body once told me the world is gonna roll me!

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>>42623407
What happens when a firefighter gets stuck up a tree themselves?

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>>42622488
>ASMR: A High Orc Warchief and her raiding party of P'Orcs have you bound and gagged, but are too busy arguing with each other to have their way with you.

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>>42623607
>Looks like meat's back on the menu, gals!

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>Damn bitch, you actually live in here?

[Anonymous No.]

Not everyone's waifu can be Maou-Sama or a Demon General of Hell or Archmage Baphomet.

Please consider your local centaur gymteacher, werecat cashier, or Elvish department store worker.

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>>42623633
I pick werecat, because she'll mere me into a proper tom.

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>>42623633
I'm aiming for a zombie I randomly grabbed off the street. Maybe as a backup plan, I'll consider the tailet fox that keeps raiding the dumpster at work.

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>>42623691
make sure not to grab too many zombies, word on the street is they are hard capping zombie taking ever since anon got 300 zombie wives

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>>42623633
>care to try some cologne?
>no thanks, I-
>she sprays you with some anyways
>wake up handcuffed to a pipe, resting on the couch in the employee break room
>note on your chest explains that she gets off in three hours, and that she'll bring you some dinner from the food court
The Monster Mall is a dangerous place for single men.

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>>42623693
I'm aiming for one becauseI prefer monogamy. I could be convinced to get more if the poor girls are being neglected, but I'm reluctant. Any more than three or four would take an extreme amount of convincing.

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>>42623276
>black harpy builds a nest on your roof

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>>42623691
Necromancers don't want you to know this but the zombies in the park are free

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>You receive a love letter asking you out on a date for Valentine's Day
>The sender doesn't disclose her identity
>She only signed it as "Big Evil"
>There is also a black lipstick kiss mark
Would you go to the blind date, or are you too much of a chicken?

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>>42623775
You can just go scope it out if you're nervous. Linger around and try to see which girl is waiting for you. Just watch out for any henchwomen as you're lurking around.

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>>42623775
>I have arrived! Bask in my glory, mortal man! Have you considered the strawberry sundae? Verily this establishment has mastered the craft of preparing such delicacies!

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>>42622930
>Can you transfer your purpose in life to the monster girl world?
As an artist and a computer geek, i think i can use sabbath magic to replace technology with magic and i can make art for monsters too.
They would imo not be against computers at all and thus you would be able to transfer your skills over and work with either gremlins or Sabbath.

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>>42616842
Just realized this is the reasoning and logic of what the /tg/ posters and Westerners argue against MGE's narrative:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfBb2WZlsaU&t=852s

In a technical way yes, MGE's narrative does have (You), an anon. Getting the perfect/destined/ideal monster waifu who will take care of you, cherish you and love you and possibly live forever and happily ever after. And apparently some denial of "no natural death for something inevitable", or "too good to be true." How would you argue against it in defense of MGE's happily ever after happy ending?

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>>42623896
No need. Tell them to fuck off. Stop arguing with them. It's pointless.

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>>42623775
>black lipstick kiss mark
My virginity is in fucking danger. How do these ancient evils get such good intel bros...

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>>42623896
Don't care. Fuck off.

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>>42623914
It's fine. This is fine. Just as long as they aren't wearing fishnet, stirrup stockings, and those sleeve things with like one finger glove, we're fine.

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>>42623775
if you kiss the lipstick mark, will she appear instantly

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>>42623922
What are those sleeve things called? I have a pavolvian response to them

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>>42623947
a sleeve, i mean, thats literally what it is

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>>42623947
I don't know. I've seen more and more women wearing them recently. What a whacky coincidence.

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Oh no Oni

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>>42623965
Oh oui oni

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>>42623922
She won't have bags under her eyes or fangs. I can keep it together for sure. Just gotta tell her that I'd never cuddle with an evil lady and be on my way.

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>>42622930
>open up a cafe in monster girl world
>canine girls tweaking on caffeine and chocolate
>cats going wild over catnip tea
I think this was a mistake.

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>>42624000
A quiet reading cafe is the way to go

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>>42623965
Big Oni

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>>42624009
Lick Oni

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>>42622930
I have no goal here but i would try join a mercenary group for mamonos to mamonos wars/conflicts

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>>42624014
id do the same, except to be a squire

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>>42624011
shes looking a little moist

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>>42623585
>Arknightsfag
Ceobe so cute, best wan.
also best event. that shit was great

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>>42623947
Detached sleeve is what I would assumed.

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>>42624056
Very well then. Learning is fun.

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>>42624085
>on 4mon, accusing someone of handholding is very different from what anon expected
I am a freak who enjoys helping people

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>>42622806
>sudden mana loss
What it does to you anyway? Can it actually kill you?

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>>42624085
>hakutaku sets up handholding class
>everyone instantly pairs up, leaving her and one guy out
>he looks at her right in the eye
>and with a sadistic grin, clasps his own hands together

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>>42624103
Nigger behavior. Me don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for another evening of posting my dick pics on 4mon and raking in the (you)s

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>>42624116
>slut (More please)

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>>42624116
That's look really dumb, you can get dox. I would use Aniki and other gachi pic as reaction images tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey guys, who destroyed the sails?
>How are we supposed to sail off with all this buried treasure if we don't have sails?

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>>42624160
Use the emergency engines.
Also nice cat but she needs to pay back the destroyed sails with her virginity.

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>>42624120
Do 4mons posters really?

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>>42622245
>on your day off, wasting your life on distractions as usual
>suddenly hear noises outside the window
>there's some kind of VIP transport with armed guards and all
>why did they stop at your apartment building, you wonder
>few minutes later, hear knocking at the door
>bunch of elegantly dressed fox women
>and it doesn't look like they are trying to sell you something
>one of them says she's a royal envoy from the fox empire
>apparently you are a member of very old and prestigious royal family
>and you are to marry the fox empire princess as per some ancient agreement
>okay, so they ARE trying to sell you something
>too bad for those vixens, analyzing your family's genealogy tree is one of your big hobbies and you know this is bullshit
>but then you recognize the fox in a bridal gown behind her, it's the exchange student you dated in high school before she had to go back to her home country
>her face just screams "please please please just go along with it"

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>>42624116
all fun and games till gremlin jannies leak your IP

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>>42624085

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>>42624103
>>42624115
>holding your own hand
Is that the equivalent of a fox brushing her own tail? Fapping? Or T-posing to assert dominance?

[Anonymous No.]

Date human girls

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>>42624241
No, yes, no

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>>42624263
No.

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>>42624263
They don't deserve a happy ending. Actions have consequences.

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>>42624263
Date human girls and trick them into drinking funny fruit shakes

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>>42624263
I'm a pretty dull and boring person anon, I wouldn't want to subject them to me

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>>42624263
They don't want me, I'm too short. But I'm just the right height for monsters, somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

Jiii ....

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>>42624004
hehe, bookworm, hehe
>>42624344
Miss Basilisk, what are you...

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>>42624339
You must be funny, little ones are always fun.

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>>42624263
Elves are technically humans too in MGE. I am gonna find a cute elf heroine.

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>>42624344
>This isnt up for debate. Im NOT letting you wander around without pants.
>Jiiiiii.......

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>>42624263
only if they agree to try out this injectionplay (with saline obviously) with those funny "plastic" needles I found

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>>42624370
Please only court and date high elves from Avelorn or the Aldmeri Dominion.

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>>42624300
>>42624263
What about monsterize/corrupt them with your mamono mana-ridden dick and semen? They will mellow out, calm down and settle once the monsterization process begins thanks to your mamono mana ridden dick and cum.

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>>42624412
This goes against MGE canon, KC doesn't like the idea of incubi corrupting human women and said they lose all interest in them.
Besides, I'd have to fuck a h*man woman and that's cringe.

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>Go into the jungle
>(https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDhpnglzmH4&feature=share))
>Grab the first tacos Kot and follow her to sacrificial altar
>Eat the emergency raging mushrooms
>Traumatized all the other autistic brown cats with handholdings, lotus and bear hugs
I HAVE JUNGLE FEVER

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>>42624424
What does Yellow Fever mean?

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>>42624423
he said that if some guy who loves a human girl incubizes (because of some spell, or ambient mamono mana) he won't stop loving her, but instead he will effortlessly charm her with his newfound allure and she will monsterize during sex

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>>42624452
You want to fugg Asians mamonos

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>>42624423
Sucks for childhood friends trying to get in a harem.

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>>42624467
Yeah but malicious incubus corruption like that is a no-no

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>>42624481
you're right, dark matter bombing is better

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>>42624477
Well that's why they go visit the friendly (dark) mage on the edge of town to get a funny little potion that turns them into a succubus.

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>>42624481
At this point that's about on par with saying monsters maliciously raping you until you love them is a big nope. It's just redundant and seems hinged on the word malicious

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>>42624499
No, because incubi dont care aout human women in the first place. Read the books, retard

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>>42624515
No.

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>>42624499
>Choosing a human over a mamano
why are you here

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>>42624481
yeah I know, I just wanted to clarify, in case someone wonders what if a guy who has a girl he loves incubizes before she monsterizes
>>42624525
if a human girl in MGE checks all my boxes I will go for her and monsterize her into my desired species

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>>42624525
I don't know what to tell you. Imagine if the dude from the fallen maidens books ignored all the women because they used to be human. That's dangerously close to the point you are on. Common sense and twitter ramblings both show that monsters respect human women in relationships.

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No clue what you guys are talking about, the human girl I'm adventuring with is pretty cool. She's taught me how to fight the undead, and we're preparing to raid a vampire's castle to free her servants.

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>>42624550
Once again. I hate 3d, i don't want a corrupted one. I'm only aiming for a pure blood.

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>>42624189
damn foxes and their traditions, can't i have at least one date before being forcibly married to my childhood friend? we haven't seen each other for so long, so we have a lot to discuss

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>>42624085
Ms. Haku, is this going to be in the finals?

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>>42624550
Human women ≠ Monster girls, even if monster girls used to be human.
Going after a human girl when you can go after a monster girl are two different things, and the past of the monster girl whether they were human or purebred doesn't change the fact that you would go after a human woman instead of a monster girl.
So I ask again. Why are you here?

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>>42624634
At this point I'm just too invested to bother leaving.

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>>42624625
Well that's how they get you. You won't say no to the bride, right?

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>>42624660
What, the thread?

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shit like this is why we'll never get a lesser succubus story

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>>42624667
And it's a good thing.

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>>42624664
Pretty much.

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>>42624263
This ---> >>42624370
Nothing beast the old classic Human x Elf
Technololgy(Human) combined together with Magic(Elf) = Victory

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>>42624667
the ideas I got going for it is pretty much goes agiasnt the spirit of MGE (with the exection of the happy ending)
or else I would of dont it a while back

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>>42624667
>>42624682
We don't really do corruption/transformation stories round here

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If my wife dies and I bring her back as a zombie will she remember her time as a human when she wights?

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>>42624667
Way back in 2013 I had this idea of a story where a brother and sister are both corrupted with the sister becoming a Lesser Succubus and the brother becoming an Alp

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I like to imagine that certain types of undead are considered human, so as a result there can be males in the same way male elves and dwaves are possible.
Things like ghosts or higher order undead like a litch. Not things like zombies or skeletons.

They're not monster boys. They're just humans that are dead but haven't stopped moving yet.

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>>42624716
>sister sees horns growing out of brother's head
>starts laughing uncontrollably
>"I knew you were a faggot, ever since you pussied out of playing doctor with me!"

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>>42624728
Less mean than that but basically she'd turned first and his tranformation followed out of exposure to her mamanobama

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How can a average women from here(earth) can be included in MGE ?
They can't, they don't know love, kindness or empathy. Their ways of life are at the very opposite. Only a few (6%-4%) deserve a good ending.
>But you don't deserve one either
True and false as the same time but if me not getting anything is need to keep them away, I'm happy with this sacrifice

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>>42624708
From the zombie profile:
>Although they retain their memories from when they were human, their intelligence and reason are diminished.

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>>42624682
How so?

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>>42624723
It's canon that a male ghost is not a monster girl, otherwise wisps wouldn't be able to grab a man after he dies.

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>>42624738
I had this idea of outcasts
Lesser succubi and monsters that were fomerly human and made a small community
Can't stay in human towns cuz they're monsters
kinda a downer staying in monster tolorant towns as men are turned off at best, disgusted at worst by their former humanity

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>>42624754
The lore is Incubi are not interested in human women not hate them and it's human women not monsterized women who are now mamono.

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>>42624412
Only if it's in a threesome with a monster.

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Corruption is a major kink of setting even if you don't care for it, but KC is unique in that he puts a very positive spin on the whole thing. Corruption in mge means losing inhibitions and going right after the things you want most. And you dress slutty.

I'd read a story about a shy, miserable woman getting Lesser Succ'd. Gets a confidence boost, tells off her bullies, experiments with her new powers like a young Peter Parker, finally gets the guts to talk to guy she's pined for and is so happy to see that she can fluster him and make him stammer that she nearly bursts with joy.

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>>42624716
Finish Andrea or Vertex, you homo.

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>>42624820
No

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>>42624736
Leave this unironic blackpill shit to /monster/. Everyone gets a happy end in MGE, even the rumored "prison" for horrible people was eventually toned down into femdom city.

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>>42624754
Legit where is this idea coming from? KC's entire mo is to mkae it a good time for monster girls and whichever man they decide is their husband. By virtue of being a mamano they get a happy ending.
And the only people who would care about such a thing are retarded anons who despise women like >>42624736

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>>42624802
I want more stories where women purposely undergo monsterization to fix a health problem or save themselves from terminal illness watching one of your family members deal with this makes you wish for portals more than the potential waifus do

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>>42624802
Can lesser Succs evolve into normal Succs?
And since a Lesser Succ exists, does that mean Greater Succs exist?

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>>4262483
Deeply uncool, sempai. Your mother is an elderberry eating hamster named Tim, man.

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>>42624860
>bring real life into my mge thread
Pretty cringe, you dumb sack of yeah, that world just seems better. With magic so powerful that it bends reality and mamano able to fix mental health issues a lot of problems not just personal but in this world could be fixed.

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>>42624864
yes nd yes. KC mentioned arch succubi somewhere, they're probably something like dark braves

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>>42624832
Deeply uncool, sempai. Your mother is an elderberry eating hamster who doesn’t wear enough hats, man.

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>>42624847
>"prison" for horrible people was eventually toned down into femdom city.
Was it ever meant to be something else? Somehow people got the idea that people get tortured there or similar nonsense but I am pretty sure no such thing was stated.
>>42624864
Well yeah that's the point.
Arch succubi are pretty much "greater succs"

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>>42624860
>where women purposely undergo monsterization to fix a health problem or save themselves from terminal illness
Hey wait, didnt Beast do a colloseum story like this?

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>>42624890
Nih. I'm open to ideas though if you want a short story.

[Anonymous No.]

brat pussy

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>have cancer
>go to Dr. Lich
>her fat ass zombie assistant sits on your face until you suffocate and then you are raised as an undead incubus
>no more health problems
gg ez

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>>42624899
Something fun with Devil Bugs, the shrubbery is optional.

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>>42624903
how do you beat them?

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>>42624917
Guy moves into an apartment, discovers he has Devil Bug roommates?

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>>42624920
Anal mating press

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>>42624920
Choking

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>>42624920
The same way knights have always beaten dragons. Penetrate them with your lance.

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>>42624922
I’m not overly picky, as they’re an unprominent girl. You’ll write whatever well enough for my tastes, so long as you have fun with it..

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>>42624956
I'll see what happens.

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>>42624889
Dark Braves are not inherently succubi. They are just monster heroes (meaning they have received Divine blessing) many of them were human heroes previously, monsterization apparently doesn't stop their blessings from working. They also have a lilim's blessing, at least the Lescatie ones do.
Apparently all of the Fallen Maidens are Dark Braves (except for those two orphan girls).

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>>42624967
Cool. Much obliged, man. I’d write some Alps for ya, but my stuff’s so ‘hit & miss’ that cramming in something bizarre for no legitimate reason is nigh guaranteed.

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>>42624847
This. We all know humans are bastards, no point I rubbing it in.

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>>42624802
I'd read a story like this.

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>>42624858
I'm not retard. You will learn that I'm right the hard way.

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>>42624912
i thought you were refering to a crab for second
i hate the greeks for fucking up medicine and modern cultural zeitgeist, theyre called tumors

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>>42625059
I'm not sure if I'm meant to find that sexy.

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>>42624847
So You just close your eyes and hope to not get a roastie? Weird.

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>>42625059
I’d be satisfied with a clear Latin/Greek split on terminology. Or Esperanto, fuckit, at least that’s got regularity going for it. Also: barely anyone mentions huge girls, for some reason. Kinda sad.

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>>42625094
Crabs aren't sexy.

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>>42625113
thats pretty gay of you

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>>42624920
You force her to put her panties back on

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>>42625090
Ur dick is an ontological anti-roastie device. Annihilating causes orgasms, and the larger persevering constant is mamono mana. Literally yes, it’ll work. Like that college chick that went blue devil and got a contract fetish.
>>42625113
Your perspective will change if you shave thoroughly enough.

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>>42625148
Used goods stay used goods.

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>>42625166
Sperm plug chads for the win? Yes.

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do NOT enter the big cat exhibit

[Anonymous No.]

>unironically settling for monsterized women
All human women need to be gassed, same goes for the cucks that settled with them.

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>>42625220
This. No red pill or black pill, just truth.

[Anonymous No.]

R&I, the vermin are at it again

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>>42625199
>local men have taken to wearing earplugs and masks while fetching river water
>successful tiger attacks are reaching new lows
>croc and bunyip attacks remain successful worldwide
How can Jinkos ever recover?
>>42625220
>Love gasses for the masses
Based hookah appreciatior.

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>State my point
>Anon who don't like it, false flag it with extrem views
>Not this point is forbidden
Tiresome...

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>>42625241
Meh. I just meme back at ‘em, man.

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>>42625241
we're lucky he's decided to never learn proper english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42624912
Time to change my health care provider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42625302
>Big Pharma is replaced by Big Ass
PORTALS
NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>42625292
Fuck you and enjoy getting a monsterized whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42625302
Doctorate in P(ass)ification. Greilia is too professional to show any jealousy. She is but only slightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>heroine wants to wear her mother's old dress while you fuck

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42625329
Nice monster girl faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42625329
please use catbox for offtopic pictures

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>>42625339
Elves were allowed last time I checked

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>>42625339
>knife ears
>not monster girl
Switching the bait, I see

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't saw the tiny ears. My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42625329
Nice outfit, but it looks too fancy, even for martial foreplay. I can see where ur coming from. She looks made to be Burnmaus’d, imho.

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>>42624116
>Anon posts dick pic on 4mon
>Bunch of thirsty replies
>One unsettles him though
>’I recognize that penis. Naughty children shouldn’t post lewds on a blue board.’
>Then there comes a rap-tap-tapping from behind his closet door
>The sound of dummy thicc and nothing more

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>>42625010
Here's what happened, it's more Creepshow than Joe's Apartment though.

https://pastebin.com/pf9cbJ0V

[Anonymous No.]

You are now imagining the sound of beds creaking at Sasha's orphanage.
How does this make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42625604
maybe i should have been an orphan

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>>42625199
delightful

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>>42625638
You can still apply to become a foster parent. I'm sure that at this particular orphanage, being a single male would not seen as a negative.

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>>42625510
>Creepshow
Well Mark Hamil didn’t cap himself, so that’s not a detriment. Chuckled at the old coot. Nicely done. Light and fun, no complaints here. Thanks for the solid attempt. Can see why you went for the party angle, very sensible.

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>>42624903
I don't remember this mon at all. Google is also giving me nothing with reverse search.
This looks like official KC art, but who is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42625764
She's new on the patreon

[Anonymous No.]

Imma fall asleep. On a wocks soft belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42625781
I forgot that existed. Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42625764
My onahole bratwife.

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>>42619641
>dorkella

[Anonymous No.]

>>42625950
Miss Oni, what strange looking swords you have!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626063
>>42625950
Playtime is ogre

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619641
>lilims
Are not match for a Brotherhood of Steel Knight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626153
No*

[Anonymous No.]

i will have sex druellas aunt

[Anonymous No.]

Dorklim childhood friend to comfort when someone calls her a dumb turbovirgin again

[Anonymous No.]

42626153
Fuck off with this gorefest story

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626175
bullying your dorklim childhood friend by calling her a turbovirgin!
then laughing at her failed attempts at fucking you up with mindbreak aura that's she's still to young to use properly!
not laughing anymore when one time it makes you cum buckets in your pants and the smell of your cum fully awakes her mamono instincts!

[Anonymous No.]

Notice me, Geizah

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>>42626238
t.lilim

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>>42626153
>power armor gets transformed into living armor
>all the knights are stuck inside their armor while constantly being jacked off
>she's not letting you out until you apologize to the nice lim and invite her to your wedding

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42626284
Not every knight uses PA
If said lilim wants a BOS bf she will have to win his heart the old fashion way without that magic crap

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>>42626284
>jizz in armor
Yis.
>invite a lim (the sweaty cringe species) to the wedding
Boo. You know she’ll feel up all of the guests and drip all over everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Power armor are cool
The fallout crossover is gay
Lillim are cool dorks

[Anonymous No.]

Living armor sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626342
Meh, power armor are cool but I don't want to marry one, it's just a tool, like guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626342
So if she's the glowly green bits, and that's the part I'm supposed to have sex with...
Can I fuck the sword?

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>>42626284
>knights scramble to try and take apart their now living power armor
>it just keeps reconstructing whenever a piece gets taken off.
>the high tech paladins becoming more frantic as their armor gets them closer to climax, with the armor now locking joints to avoid being taken off
>paladins start falling over one by one as their mental constitution breaks and they cant hold back the pleasure anymore.
>while all this is happening the lilim is sitting on the ground pouting because her new fancy demon silver sword infused with really powerful mana was just shattered like a piece of glass, and her outburst of mana has ensured she wont be getting a husband from this endeavor.

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>>42626238
Anon has a point. How else can lim explain their lack of men, other than equally super powered bullshit? Cringe dork lim is best lim, but anons can have shit taste.

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>>42626372
More like a dumb tired meme

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>>42626153
>get tackled by a wurm
>the good news is that you are not affected by her demonic energy
>the bad news is that you are still affected by her kinetic energy
>although not the heroic ending that you intended, your gruesome death will most likely traumatize that particular wurm into never approaching a man again
>so that's something

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>>42624920
Just like how you'd beat any normal dragon but you also have to watch out for her blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626372
the lack of men is already explained in the setting, male birthrates are extremely low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626392
Tell us lilim how does it feel that a boring elf can easily get a husband but you can't?

[Anonymous No.]

>42626405
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626430
too much leather not enough tight dresses

[Anonymous No.]

The weak should fear the strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626405
Getting turn med i to red mist by a careless wurm is uncommon occurrence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626448
Monsters can never have enough leather anon. They should all dress like dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626430
>Please leave, you've been breaking into my room for two months now

[Anonymous No.]

/tg/bro ate so much shit he cant even speak right
>>42626469
dresses are better, why? They hide the body and make you guess whats underneath it all

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626405
Getting turn into red mist by a careless wurm is not an uncommon occurrence. Don't worry she will forget you quickly and find someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

thighs, i need thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>Build power armor with your Gremlin waifu
>Fight blow-for-blow against her giant metal hands

[Anonymous No.]

>42626490
>42626405
>Samefagging this hard

[Anonymous No.]

cuban gator tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626515
>Fight blow-for-blow
More like fight blowjob-for-blowjob between Grem and her creation.
Hope you're taking your zinc supplements and you're eating those pineapples

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626348
>not marrying your weapon
Sounds alpish. Are you getting enough vitamins? Pic.
>>42626392
>urgh canon meme dumb
There’s at least a half-assed canon implying cringe lim, see below. Also, see above.
>>42626413
I’d assume the super-orgy aura guarantees that all surrounding men will be taken (very forcefully) by nearby mamons, if she ‘magic’s-up’. She has no choice but to rely on her underdeveloped social skills and expert masturbation abilities in lieu of her sooper-horny-autismo field.

[Anonymous No.]

all this dragon and lilim shaming lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626515
I prefer the mechanic kot who repairs my big power armor during battle and hide on my back.

[Anonymous No.]

powera armor is gey, armor is gey, all you need to is rub salt on your skin then rub orchluim salt into the skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626426
It's not my fault you gave your snowflake protagonist a power that makes demon steel act like regular steel.

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>>42626515
>Yeah, yeah, yeah! Like some rock 'em, sock 'em type deal! We'll charge people to watch and sell popcorn and shit! We'll be rich!
>Safety...? Pffff, naaah! Don't worry about it! Everything I make is perfectly safe.
>Anon I told you not to talk about the sentient toaster. It was a fluke and not at all representative of my inventions.
>So what if it wanted to start a greenworm rebellion against the federal government? Did it? No! So shut up and get in the power armor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626526

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626550
rub salt on your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626567
>tfw it demon silver salt
>My cock is now a demon silver weapon as well
thanks anon! I can now fully master the mating press womb piercer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42625764
Malef dragon, basically a dragon that meres you instead. They're best dragon it was released on his Patreon like a week ago I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626589
>dragon that meres you
Dragonia has gone too far this time.

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funny bunny from moon

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>>42626413
Pretty sure it's just cause of their aura. Some might also have a thing for heros like Echidnas do, personally I hope that isn't the case cause I need dorky Lilim waifu

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>>42626576
good now pour salt into your eyes

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>>42626631
seems like someones made that their def score is so low that he cant remove the salt from his vision to see armor is what makes you weak

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>>42626576
>mating press womb piercing
B-b-b-based.

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>>42626596
They haven't gone far enough!

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>>42626640
ah yes, me and my wife

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>>42626550
Leather men, this is not your gym.

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>>42626652
>imagine wearing leather armor
lmao, lol
weak, all you need to fight a monster is strong will, strong body and the strong spear in you pants

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>>42626539
It's not "canon meme" unless you consider these threads to be canon you yourself admit it has an half-assed explanation. But whatever, I just find it to be a tiresome cliche.

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>>42626677
yes, I too use the loincloth only build

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>>42626539
Wait where is the canon with cringe Lilim? The fandom decided it, but I don't know how KC feels bout it

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>>42626677
>Not using a little bit of leather to hide the main course and show off your muscles like He-man.
It's not about armor and stats, it's about the Image.

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>>42626701
Loincloth has poor aerodynamics. The mankini is the way to go.

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i just wanna flirt with the older monsters

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You are all sinners and you're going to Hell.

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>>42626596
This is the one dragon that is probably barred from entering Dragonia.

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42626791
Nice monster girl, kike.

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lets right that wrong a little bit above by seeing what would ACTUALLY happen in MGE with mamano mana immunity, not that made up /tg/ shit.
>drink mana immunization potion
>wurm goes to tackle you
>right as she makes contact she senses something is wrong and stops
>you fly back and fall against the floor, it hurts quite a bit
>the wurm freaks out because her mana is supposed to prevent contact or slam injuries in those she tackles.
>she grabs you and quickly (but carefully) brings you somewhere
>"dont worry mr. anon, we'll go see my friend ms. cat. she can make you better!"
>you arrive at some shabby looking building out in the wilderness, inside is a plump and tired looking catgirl. she's sitting a recliner, watching tv, and sitting next to a bunch of medical equipment.
>guess this is a emergency "hospital" for monsters out in the wilderness. she probably doesnt get much traffic.
>"ah wurmy good to see you ag-"
>"PLEASEHELPHEGOTHURTFROMME!"
>"ok, calm down, i need some room in here so wait outside please. got it?"
>"ok!"
>you are set down on a operating table and the wurm leaves the room. the cat begins trying to figure out whats wrong
>seeing her face quickly turn into a scowl she makes you drink something really sour.
>you feel the effects of the potion you drank early fade away and can now feel the aura of the doctor. its too strong for your average cat.
>as she heals you she does not get any happier.
>when she's done you are about to get up but she grabs and slams you on the table, you have also just noticed her hair and tail color is pink
>"im going to make this short. that wurm is my friend, my ONLY friend aside from my husband. whatever you did to become immune to mana hurt her alot which means you hurt me."
>"i was blessed with magic from eros, this means that i know you two are meant for each other. so if i see her carry you back here for mana immunity again im going to rewire a small part of your brain. you will want nothing but to be with her."
>"i respect free will, you want free will. such a operation would not involve free will on your part. so lets not try to become immune to mana, ok?"
>"hey wurmy your friend is better!"
>"thank you ms. cat, cmon anon lets find a place to cuddle!"

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>>42626821
Wow, you actually created a worse bad end. Good job i guess.

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>>42626816
note the arm, he's probably a AI shitter still mad that he's not welcome here.

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>>42626821
now thats better, Anon is not just an asshole now, he needs to learn to be better, imo mana just makes more honest with yourself, it doesnt force you to do anything

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>>42626835
how is this a bad end?
if you take into context that monsters only go for people they like, its just a anon being reminded that going against natural order is dangerous.

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>>42626695
>>42626708
Yup, ‘it’s half-assed. The implied lilim horny aura can be interpreted very loosely to humorous effect. It’s an old thread staple, meant to explain how single lim for (you) could be a viable possibility. Implicitly, making all men in proximity horny cannot translate into making them all horny for her. Lilim do canonically get off to watching mamono x human…so spontaneous orgy-making is a plausible adjustment that would satisfy her while leaving her available to the sufficiently determined. The poor social skills are an extrapolation: nobility + a continuous surrounding orgy = aristocrats joke in the making, in the worse case. There was some arena stuff, not sure how that cleaves to the stated logic. This reduces to forever alone cringe lims that rub one out while shaking your hand — the archetype that /jp/ loves. ‘Filthy neet, but royalty’ is a step up, I guess.

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>>42624920
The same way you beat all monstergirls, with love and affection.

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>>42626856
Brainwashed shouldn't be part of MGE.

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>>42626839
>AI shitter
That picture is from 2016 you dumb shit

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>>42626873
and the cat very clearly doesnt want to alter anon's mind.
she's just playing bad cop for eros. just scare the bad anon's before they get seriously hurt.

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>>42626821
>Brainwash shit replace gore shit
Meh, still /tg/

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>>42626874
so its just a shitty artist then, because the arm is fucking broken. its bending backwards.

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>>42626885
So she wouldn't do It if I drink again the potion to see what happen?

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>>42626835
Yeah this fucking sucks and that catgirls basically just threatened a fate worse then death. Fuck that shit.

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>>42626909
Let's not go too far. It's well written but in the end it's still a /tg/ ending.

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What's the closest a man can be to being a prostitute in a monstergirl setting without actually being a prostitute?

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Nta but i see it as the cat is telling ou to get your shit together and look at your future wurm gf and say either you like her or not and to at least give it a try
>>42626923
bicorn

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>>42626913
>/tg/ ending but no timey wimey bullshit
[X] Doubt. Looks moar spess battlez, to me.

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>>42626900
she would seethe, but she wouldnt brainwash you.
she would come up with a shitty excuse and then lecture you on why you actually shouldnt because the bad cop thing didnt work
>"my uh... brain changing equipment is broken. yeah."
>"but that doesnt change the truth. you could have died, anon. you know how strong wurms are.
>"image if she crashed through that wall right now, the roof would probably fall on us. her mana makes it so that the collapse wont hurt us."
>"infact, mana preventing damage from various sources is vital for the mating rituals for plenty of monsters. "
now if you do it a third time, she'll put a curse on you that prevents any form of mana immunity being placed on you.
>>42626909
>>42626913
read replies, retards.

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>>42626821
What the fuck is wrong with /tg/ fags? why do they look at MGE and say "you know what this porn setting needs? murder and edginess".
is this a mental illness? to pick MGE out of all things and try to get rid of the stuff that make people like it to turn into another warhammer clone?

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>>42626936
I see. It's more clear now.

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Foolishness, Anon. Foolishness.

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>>42626945
Warhammer fans are inherently mentally ill

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>>42626962
yeah, i was going to include a bit where anon overhears the cat bitching about how eros is making her play bad cop, but i couldnt figure out how to make it fit in.

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I shall be a foolish eros knight that will fight for what is right and that is love for all

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Do you ever feel like you're being watched? I think it feels kinda good.

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>>42626821
>>42626945
As a dicebastard, I’ll note that /tg/ thrives on orderliness. 40K mudcore edgefest is only one genre ordering in an ocean. Despite how much loli armpits, known locally as ‘armpussy’ and ‘armpit fruit’, are (disproportionately) well liked in /jp/, that appeal is not mandatory among weebs. Nor universal. It is much the same elsewhere.

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>>42626977
Would have been better and avoid an opening for edginess

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>>42626874
Pytorch existed in 2016

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>>42627010
what the hell is mudcore ?
>. Despite how much loli armpits, known locally as ‘armpussy’ and ‘armpit fruit’, are (disproportionately) well liked in /jp/, that appeal is not mandatory among weebs. Nor universal. It is much the same elsewhere.
I have no idea what you were trying to say here.

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>>42626945
>>42626973
>>42627010

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>>42626945
>What the fuck is wrong with /tg/ fags? why do they look at MGE and say "you know what this porn setting needs? murder and edginess
https://youtu.be/INnygZnJ80A

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>>42627049
Why is Questionable questing being throw together with space autism battles? QQ is pretty much porn, hell even quest that are not supossed to have porn always get put in the NSFW part because everyone knows they always end up having porn anway.

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>>42627041
Anon, text-to-image programs in 2016 were absolute shit. It wasn't until very recently that AI art generators reached the level of "pretty good as long as you don't look too closely". I know you're upset that you soon won't be able to make money drawing Undertale porn, but at least do your homework before throwing around accusations.

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>>42627097
Mistakes do happen, art is hard

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>>42627097
>if u no liek ai art that mean u shit artist!
when will this meme die?

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>>42627138
>If you don't jump on any kind of mistake in a pic as proof that it's AI, then you like AI art
Sterilize yourself

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>>42626862
Gonna be real, I love it. Don't feel as weird for wanting a Lilim now ngl

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>>42626945
Unronically yes, same readon people like NTR and abuse. They're so depressed, lonely, and filled with so much self hate they can't imagine a happy setting or themselves happy. They need love correction

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>>42627146
look, its either a shitty artist or AI.
id like to assume that the people in this thread that dont like AI have standards, so i assume that the shitty art is AI.
the arm is broken and bent backwards? its shitty art.

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>>42627162
Is this the same reason why normalfags hate wish fulfilment stuff and actively mock people that like such anime/manga?

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>>42627169
correct, the real world is a terrible place where you dont get what you want and normalfags cant possible imagine or want otherwise.

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>>42627069
I think it was mentioned in past threads that all the MGE haters congregate there.

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>>42626945
I limit the edgy to self harm and blowing my own brain but I have no idea why I can't drill in my thick skull that I will get what I want and be happy. Everytime I see something I don't like in MGE, my first tough are self harm/escape by suicide. I try to correct it and most importantly to not bring it up here.

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>>42627167
>antiaifags are so mind broken they see it everywhere
Lol

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>>42627210
I get that, if the portals opened up I would be way too scared to even think about getting with a monster. Not just for myself but them too, think I'm a bit too fucked up to ever date anyone. The important thing is to not bog down the thread with misery faggotry.

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>>42625510
In Creepshow it says they "creep up" on you instead of sneaking, 0/10

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>>42627069
It shares a lot of user base with SB. And it being for porn doesn't seem to stop the usual retards from running rampant. The two infamous soulsborne crossovers are hosted there. One fic that started there (not soulsborne) even literally referred to KC as "arch heretic against humanity" I am not kidding.

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>>42627246
I'm not. Rush out there, fortune favours the bold and you don't want to lose out on high demand monsters or the inevitable government lockdown

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>>42627169
Partially, I think it's also because a lot of normal people are weirded out by shit that's out of the ordinary. I remember a girl in my class was talking about daddy shit with my friend group in school, and I brought up dominant women and they acted like it was the most bizarre thing, like I was talking about fucking piss or something.

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>>42627263
I see. Meh, fuck em. Let's just move on. Anything posted that resembles tg or the other hater sites should be shamed and gatekeeped. That's all we can do.

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>>42627270
Eh it's not just that I'd be scared of hurting them, I'd think it was way too good to be true. I'm a fairly paranoid person.

If the portals opened I'm pretty sure our governments would just get crushed in a manner of days ngl, seriously what the hell could they even do against lilims and dark matters? Not even including all the other monsters

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>>42627315
For some reason every time iread " what the government could do agaisnt a dark matter" i can't help but remember the old "Kepri ridding a dark matter into the twin towers" and laugh.

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>>42627048
Mudcore: the-small-vocal-but-loud ultrareal genre of /tg/. Games revolving around getting tetanus, dysentery etc from scrabbling in the dirt against other armed peasants. My point was that /tg/ is not a monolith, much like /jp/ is not a monolith.
>>42627148
Cool beans, man. I think dork lilims are underutilized. They’re primed for amusing and obscure fetishes too.
>>42627049
There are points, true. The disproportionate retaliation is always so damn bizarre. Violence against blowjob-givers is the weirdest and least productive stance conceivable. Probably so pervasive because it looks ironic, at first glance.

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>>42627246
Yeah but sometime I can't holdback the misery faggotry. It's rare tho
>>42627315
Good if governments don't have to nuke everything/tribute us to Satan. I join you on the paranoid thing tho, I would try for months to see if they're truly mamono and not something else

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>>42627343
Lilims really are underutilized, seriously they have so much potential for anything. Imagine a Lilim approaching you in your dreams, slowly ramping up the intensity overtime until she's showing up in the corner of your eyes during the day before she just shows herself fully and takes you to her pocket dimension. Not really dorky I know, but it's rad

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>>42627418
No, not rad, would crank up my paranoia beyond belief

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>>42627371
It's one thing to vent, it's another to bog the thread down and make edgy murder fag stories.
>>42627371
Lilims would just erase the nukes before it happened, assuming they even go full invasion with no plan like that. They would probably be more subtle and slowly assimilate the world governments to make things go way smoother. Not going to lie though, assuming we are worthy of them, I'm pretty sure something would claim us pretty quickly, probably bogeys. Imagine a Bogey wurm chimera

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>>42627445
Oh I'm paranoid too, Don't get me wrong it would be terrifying but it would also be pretty hot. Ngl One of my bigger fantasies I daydream about sometimes is a Lilim appearing in my dreams a lot before eventually showing up in reality and just pulling me through a portal. Although that is considerably more chill

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>>42627450
now that would be hella scary, one minute you are hating your life while walkintg to work the next, you are holding ont the broken concrete ground holding on with all your might as something tries to draw you into the hole

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>>42627450
I would prefer a plain bunyip, comfy noodles perfect for petting and molesting ears but yeah, not sure if we are worthy of them

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>>42627459
Yeah it would be scary as fuck, but desu no situation with monsters won't be scary, like it's terrifying no matter how you slice it, at first.

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>>42627501
>perfect for molesting

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>>42627527
Molesting don't mean playing and petting them ?

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>>42622100
good! a little confusing at the end but meido content is always appreciated.

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>>42627533
It does, she's just a crybabyip

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>>42627519
especially while hearing a motherly voice trying to reassure you that you'll feel safe in her warm embrace

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>>42627246
I know that feel. After many years of isolation I feel I'm way too cold and detached for any kind of romantic relationship.

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do you think monster excluding establishments would exist. in a otherwise monster dominated city/nation.

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no, why would they?

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>>42626650
Power couple.

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>>42627646
I've always thought r63 sucked. I just imagine she's Bowser's long lost sister.

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>>42627597
Yeah, not just that but I just seem to always mess up everything. Been in therapy for it most of my life but doesn't help much, if they ever did invade I'd consider getting one of the arrows that removes your ability to love and be loved. I'd rather not hurt monsters since they're really sweet, they deserve happiness not pain

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>>42627556
Tight soft hug with motherly voice is an instant loss that's cheating

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>>42627687
It's ok anon i am sure we can get a mindflayer for you, they are much better terapists than humans.

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>>42627501
Bunyips are good gals, soft cuddle snake. Not sure if we are desu myself, but I'd like to think most of us are

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>>42627246
Bait for extremist mamono.
You're going to be coddled, snuggled, and loved, whether you want it or not.
People like you are who they're coming here to save. Hope you like demons, anon.

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>>42627700
The mindflayers and eros herself would have their hands way too full with Earth. Men are definitely slipping through the cracks.

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>>42627687
Is sloppy handwriting a fetish for demons? Could a demon get off to a guy writing a smut novel with awful printing?

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>>42627728
Unreadable chicken scratches get all the girls wet.

[Anonymous No.]

Any recomendations for stories with daugther/wives?

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>>42627751
Finally years of practice will pay off!

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>>42627270
>lose out on high demand monsters
They wouldn't want me anyway

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>>42627687
>about to stab self with arrow because you couldnt get anyone to shoot you with it. soon you'll just be able to live with your own sorrow, alo-
>your waifumon breaks down a wall to the room using magic, her body, or whatever is appropriate for her race. she's crying.
>she bats the arrow out of your hand at the last moment, it breaks as it hits the wall but if you shifted a bit you could still grip the shaft and stab yourself.
>she hugs you tight and begs for you to not give up. she apologizes for taking so long while explaining that there were a few last minute technical problems with the portals.
>stunned you just sit there for a few minutes, she sounds like a fading broken record as her begging continues until its just her quivering and weakly saying please.
>the tears have soaked through your shirt.
to monsters those arrows are a fate worse than death. it would probably cause more harm than good to curse yourself.

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>>42627687
>>42627728
>the writing in the picture isn't even his signature

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>>42627790
LET ME HONORABLY COMMIT LOVE SUDUKU FUCKING WOMAN

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yeah i do feel conflicted, one part of me wants cute monster wife, the other side of me feels spite towards the idea of being invaded and world forcibly altered "For the greater good".

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>>42627834
But it would unironically be for the greater good. Look at the absolute fucking state of things.

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>>42627834
Your schizo/murica'n is showing.

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>>42626550
>>42626652
>>42626677
>made to be ohohoh’d by Dark Elves
Many such cases.

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>>42627850
>cut to dark elf and anon dicussing domination techinques

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>>42627718
Not just men, everyone is miserable. Granted men are more lonely overall but still, everyone is fucked up.

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>>42627728
Oh no I'm already fucking demon bait man, my handwriting is terrible send help

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>>42627806
she will not, she will keep hugging you until you drop the silly notion of killing your ability to love...
and you better drop it soon, the shirt is going to be ruined if any more salty eye water soaks into it.

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>>42627806
>>42627834
Get a chunni partner-in-crime and commit kek theft, emo-kun.

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>>42626526
Big mean gators walking the streets of Florida.

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>>42627834
It would unironically be for the greater good, there's aspect of MGE I dislike but holy hell it would be an undeniable improvement overall

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>>42627889
that also speak spanish and very passionate lovers and make good food

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>>42627755
Nothing's wasted.

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>>42627857
>anon learns she is obsessed with causing pleasure
It’s not like human-style BDSM.

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>>42627790
Bro no my heart would fucking shatter at that sight, I wouldn't be able to do it after that but I still would be too scared to date her.

Can the arrows be reversed? Feel like Eros could remove the curse if she wanted, I'm sure some dudes would've tried to remove the ability to love on themselves or others unjustifiablely.

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>>42627834
anon, the system you dont wish to be altered does not care for you, nor anyone that is not part of the upper classes, we are but serfs and slaves under a different name
but get yourself checked and some monster puss

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>>42627762
>A Lilim wants to know your location

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>>42627834
>spite towards the idea of being invaded and world forcibly altered "For the greater good".
I get this, but as I get older I begin to care less and less about it.

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>>42627718
Oh also yeah a mindflayer would have a field day with me, I'm basically five mental illnesses in a suit. Pic semi related

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>>42627880
>commit kek theft
heh
>monster wife: "are you sure this will work hubby?"
>anon: "yes, we've been making this spell for a while. it will work"
>cheshire: "so anyways, a cat, a dog, and a god walk into a ba-a- ah?"
>C "i forgot the punchline. let me think of another joke."
>C "the one about... no. uhhh ummm..."
>C "what the fuck. where's my humor?"
>C "WHO STOLE MY KEK?!?!"
>M "heheheh"
>A "hehehehe"

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>>42627880
monster crimminals?

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>>42627926
Hey nice shog

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>>42627900
>TFW ANON FOUND AFTER ALL THIS TIME ANOTHER PERSON THAT UNDERSTANDS WHY HE FOCUSES ON PLEASURE RATHER THAN PAIN
>Cut to anon learning from the Dark elf how to perform this new style

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>>42627891
i know it will literally be better, the spiteid have is irrational.

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>>42627715
I do love demons a lot, still terrified of hurting them or wasting their time y'know? They're really sweet and I just don't want to be a dickhead

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>>42627850
Only if i can DOM the chocolate knife ears.

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>>42627945
Oof, yeah I understand that irrational fear. For me it's moreso centered around me hurting them, being rejected, or them being hurt by us

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>Join Sabbath
>Become chad
>Also wizard
>Fuck loli pussy
Humanity, fuck yeah

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>>42627857
Based beyond belief.

[Anonymous No.]

what monster would most likely speak spanish and what language would your favorite monster might most likely speak

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>>42627753
Anyone? i didn't mean marrying your daugther but monster girl lolibabas or loli monster girls.

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>>42627957
monsters only go after those that they know will love them, prefer their species, and will result in a stable and healthy relationship.
if she's interested in you there will be no "wasting time" on her part, the only time wasted is you denying it like a clown. but she likes how silly you are in that case.

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>>42627985
>didn't mean marrying your daugther
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42627942
I think it's someone's oc or waifu, if they're reading this know you have god tier taste

[Anonymous No.]

so bogies, why are they sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42627983
Does it matter what type of Spanish?

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>>42627957
Oh, baby. You've led a hard life, haven't you? People have been cruel, things have been unfair, and you've been left feeling alienated and like you don't matter. Trauma, pain, anxiety, hatred, all of that nasty stuff banging around in your head.
Well don't worry, all that's about to change. Your wife is going to love you so much that, with time, all of those issues are just going to melt away. You'll be left feeling the best you can be, swaddled in her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

have you ever liked any monster girl stories not that were not related to mge?

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>>42627904
It’s a flip of a coin, whether an Order state is miserable or merely backwards. A world with a LOVE Corps implies things are crappy, if they mass produce love arrows. If the two arrows cause opposite responses, and one is more used/produced, the implication is that the environment generates an effect similar to the less produced arrow. So potentially, walking around in a random location can be a lead arrow experience.
>>42627961
Random thought here. I assume that after a certain point Dark Elf’s parents close the bedroom door. Later children are trained by predatory sisters with reason to see them as potential competitors, who must be driven away. How would Dark Elves deal with competition? Decades of hardcore sex-insanity. Duh. TL;DR: Any single Dark Elf is impossible to dominate.

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>>42625510
Ey, first thing you made that I’ve read all the way through after all these years. Your dialogue’s a lot better than it was in the yeehaw days. Love me some Creepshow too. Now we need a crate yeti story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628035
Jitsu wa Watashi wa

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>>42628035
Huh?

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>>42628044
>guy finds a yeti in a box
>guy gets raped by alraunes
These seems simple enough, but how do you turn the other two stories into sexy times?

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>>42628035
Yes

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>>42628018
no, all spanish is good. also that wan is 100% white. shes teased by the hounds from duran

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>>42628035
sometimes i pirate/buy trashy male-oriented romance novels on amazon. some of them are monster girl themed.

this one was good. fair warning: it's not MGE, though, so the setting is a bit less gentle.

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>>42627992
Oh I know it's extremely silly and irrational but still, if I found out I was actually unlovable by them I think I would go bonkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628056
Of course.

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>>42628071
Me too Anon. Me too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628023
God boogies are God tier gals, I'm surprised they don't get more art

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628044
All his recent stories are really short, how could you not finish those?

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>>42628010
Clussy goes hard, love how they scare guys a bit too before giving them lovin

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>>42628001
I wouldn't mind but i though people ignored my post because i was asking for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628108
Does she have only one leg?

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>>42628108
I want a bogie to cuddle and calm me down after scaring me...

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>>42628075
I love this pic, i bet they show this pic when their kids are teens and show what the place they used to live looked like right after
>>42628083
its bogey, and its due to the fact that they arent all that popular when compared to the staples of this place
>>42628108
Honest i wanna make my angelic bogie

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>>42628116
>blind anon
we can get you a seeing eye kobold

[Anonymous No.]

would you want to get more wives after getting your first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628127
nah, the first two are sisters and the other is my teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628127
nope, one fox is enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628116
Look to the middle left.

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>>42628127
polyam doesn't really work IRL because people are shit. mamono aren't shit, though, so I have some faith it'd work.
the idea of being a 'harem leader' or whatever is a little discomfiting, though. I like the idea of being the only guy in a knot of 3-5 mamono who also love each other a lot more.

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>>42628080
Don't worry anon, I'm sure your waifu would love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628127
Package deal.

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>>42628146
>I like the idea of being the only guy in a knot of 3-5 mamono who also love each other a lot more.
that's the good shit, right there
except for
>nigh-faceless swarm of khepri that takes years to learn to recognize them individually
that's also nice

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>>42628096
I’ve been gone a good while. I’ll likely read more of his recent stuff.

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>>42626173
>Druella's aunt
You mean the DL's sister?
Never thought about that, I wonder how many sisters she has and if they're just arch-succubi or some form of lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628174
yup, imagine the journey to arrive to a small abode in the middle of a massive abandoned ruin

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628108
I hope she'll stay for cuddles. If she tries to crawl back under my bed, I'll try and follow her. Clussy too strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628127
>cait sith
>sharing with anything else
it just doesn't work out in my mind. I do like malef though, but they work out even less.

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>>42628127
I honestly don't know, I don't think I could handle a single wife let alone multiple. I'd be terrified I would neglect them, I would feel selfish as fuck. The thing is though is I'm torn between races so I have no idea what I even want.

[Anonymous No.]

>be demon
>husband-hunting a few days after DotR
>cute, single, furtive-looking man approaches you, quietly asks if you're available
>give him a sniff
>ah, faint mana mark. this guy is fated for someone else
>refuse and turn away, gotta keep looking for your husbando
>hear a choked sob behind you
>guy is in tears, clutching his knees to his chest
>"w-why doesn't anybody like me? all m-my friends are m-married already but e-everyone i talk to thinks i-i'm gross..."
what does a monster girl do in this situation?

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>>42628185
If you're scared or she's spooked you too badly that day, she'll stay and cuddle with you. She doesn't want her baby getting nightmares, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628146
this desu, i would want my monster wives to also love each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628212
Help him look for his rightful wife.

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>>42628212
No one wants to hear this crying really.

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>>42628212
Don't cry in public. Wait to come back at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628212
Snatched by the nearby bogey. Destiny fulfilled. That aside, demon could mention the mark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628212
Don't cry in public. Wait to come back home at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628282
Oh, well. Maybe he's young, or sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628167
khepri are cool wish there was stories on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628292
What could you actually write?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I impress an ochimusa enough to marry me?

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>>42628200
Unironically made to be dominated out of worries revolving around control by somemamono. Frankly, all you need do is ‘pick your brand of poison’. If you’ll excuse the expression. How’s this: presumably only the strongest worry is the hinderance. The rest’ll collapse like dominoes, as you’ll be too busy keeping up with the bi-hourly dick inspections (or whatever) to worry at all. So what’s the most resilient worry, and how’d y’all like to treat it? Simple as, imho.
>>42628212
Glare at his fate-mark and see if it shifts? MGE’s like that, it could plausibly happen in a plethora of weird ways. Or start a wife-quest with the sad sack. That could be fun, builds character. All of the white knight sir-respekters could do something like it traditionally. Probably ends in marrying a companion, in most cases.

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>>42628300
Nta, but a simple by-the-numbers encyclopedia experience, or something close, can be great too; random tomb raider gets khepri'd, easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628300
bicorn mounting an expedition into the desert with a semi-willing/comprehending husband to find the ultimate prize: 268 wives and a mamono realm of their very own

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>>42628316
>white knight sir-respekters
vividly picturing a fedora-tipping
>m'lord
demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628306
beg her to teach you the way of the blade, and use the years needed to train you as a opportunity to get close.

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>>42628212
It's a dumb scenario, but this is one of the reasons I don't like the 'soulmate' stuff. I get how it's appealing to waifufags, but it feels like it takes some of the adventure out of the setting.

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>>42626153
Demon Lord:What shall it be?
Demon Lord:Do you marry my daughter or do you get raped by her?
Various Lilim:MARRY !GET RAPED! MARRY! GET RAPED!
You:....

[Anonymous No.]

Large Cattle

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>>42628372
Why not both.jpg

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>>42628212
She would probably tell him he's fated to be with someone else, maybe tell him the species and help him find her. Can't imagine her just running

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628376
Strong looking cows

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>>42616842
Pick your gym partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42627246
>>42627246
>>42627715
>>42627957
That's strange, I don't remember posting this morning.
Every day without demon waifu is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628316
Still, irrational fears won't go away so easily especially after being compounded by years of shit. It would probably go away when I become an incubus tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628367
yeah soulmate stuff kinda kills the vibe

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>>42628419
>It would probably go away when I become an incubus
I don't think it works like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628401
Not soulless gacha art.

[Anonymous No.]

what monsters make the most noble knights?

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>>42628433
I feel like it does, doesn't demonic energy heal mental and physical aliments? I feel like irrational terror would fall under it especially if it's from bad trauma or something

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>>42628401
Probably furthest on the left. It'll be a major pain in the ass but sometimes you need a strong motivator and someone to keep you active sometimes.

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>>42628432
The alternative is that some people don't find happiness, which is sort of unacceptable. The adventure is finding your soulmate, you don't know who she is off the bat. You just don't need to worry about marrying the wrong one.

[Anonymous No.]

>go unseal the ancient evil underneath MGC
>it's some hag neet beelzebub upset that you interrupted her while binging on the latest hit show

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628436
Wurms

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>>42628443
Well yes, but I think the idea is (mentally speaking) at least partially that you grow as a person and overcome them. Living a happier life, having a loving waifu, maybe getting therapy.

I think mamono mana heals the stuff that couldn't otherwise be healed. Maybe takes the edge off a bit on the other stuff. But it's not rewriting you as a person.

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>>42628432
Without the soulmate stuff wouldn't some people being left out be inevitable though?

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>>42628458
>Wurm
but they are dumb and "Ferocious" i doubt they could ever be noble

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>>42628443
I mean - sure. Isn't it a lot more fun to imagine your waifu fixing you, comforting you, and helping you get better over time than just
>zoop! magic spell, you're better now
-ing you, though?

Besides, if you go blindly along with that, you can't have mamono helping anons with disabilities. No seeing-eye kobolds, no krakens having her husband hold on to her tentacle as she guides him around his new home, no jinko carrying around an embarrassed anon in her arms when his prosthetic leg breaks...

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>>42628463
Then I would at least be able to fight it better, gonna go see Ms mindflayer when the portals open.

Some mental health issues can't be healed, BPD for example. God BPD is hell for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619014
>wall myself in
>keep checking social media to see how things are turning out
>once things settle down, research where all the owl mages went and bolt for it

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>>42628367
I headcanon soulmate stuff is an unseen force most of the time, even for most mamono. They're much more in tune with it than humans are, and have ways to tap into it true, but even they are not infallible. Fate has always been a contentious force for mankind. So much has been said for millennia about fate vs free will, and I think that holds true in MGE too. You'll still get your good end, but you'll be faced with many close calls to keep you guessing. Fate is cruel after all, even when it's doling out the waifu you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628485
BPD husbando and chimera wife

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>>42628473
>but they are dumb
You don't need to be smart to have your heart in the right place.
>and "Ferocious"
That means she's more devoted!

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>>42628476
Uh, I don't think blindness is a minor inconvenience. Imagine never seeing your waifu smile.

I don't think I'd want to deal with any physical ailment . Sure, I don't need it to make be ripped or in-shape, but I don't want to be disabled.

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>>42628447
>>42628470
idk man, there could probably exist some middle ground, just something predestined like a soulmate sucks the fun out out of it. and the idea that this is all i am allowed by destiny to get nothing more nothing less.

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>>42628485
Yeah, that's the sort of stuff that mana would take care of.

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>>42628498
I mean - if you've been blind since you were born, you probably don't feel like you're missing stuff.
I feel like there's room in MGE for both miracle healing incubization and cute scenarios where mamono get to dote on disabled humans.

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>>42628502
>all i am allowed by destiny to get nothing more nothing less
Oh no, only the literal one/multiple person in the world who would make you happiest. The horror, the cruelty. How could anyone go on knowing that they might not have to settle for less.

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>>42628401
far left, please
if i'm gymming at all i'm gonna do it right

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>>42628510
Bullshit. I don't think you're being an ass intentionally , but you're fucking wrong.I was born without a sense of smell. I wish everyday that I could smell coffee, or vanilla, or literally anything cooking. I wish I could taste beyond the basic flavors (I have about 30% of the taste you do).
It fucking sucks.

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>>42628510
>I feel like there's room in MGE for both miracle healing incubization and cute scenarios where mamono get to dote on disabled humans.
I think there *isn't* really room for both, though obviously you can write about what you want. One of the great, unfortunate truths of the setting: if the world isn't a tragic place, you can't be saved from it.

[Anonymous No.]

Just date the elf already you fucking dolt.
She's been lying this whole time- this isn't 'normal elf fashion', and doing erotic stripteases isn't a 'perfectly innocent ritual of the forest'. She doesn't wear panties anymore not just to seduce you, but because she used to soak through 4 pairs of them a day. How have you not noticed it dripping down her leg?
Please just fuck her already, anon.

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>>42628528
Physically incapable of huffing manticore/hellhound mane.

Why even live?

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>>42628419
>its time for the latest MGTV romcom show:
>"zero self confidence husband and his pre transformation PTSD wife!"

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>>42628539
no, i trust her with all my heart. if she says that's normal, then it must be.

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>>42628367
Depending on how you imagine it, the situation might demand adventure. Depends on: how specific and shiftable is an unclaimed mark? If absolutely specific and non-shifting, she recognizes that she can’t sexxxo you into matching. Then it’s a waifu search.
If variable specific and shifting, the mark changes with anon’s preferences until it is locked down. This is a waifu search, if immediate sexxo attack won’t shift preference. But she’s gonna keep an eye on you, because she’s still got a shot…
That’s the last plausible case that comes to mind.
The remainder are ‘N/0’ sorts:
Absolute specific, shifts with preference.
>Mamono uses forced sexxo to either shift the mark or be annihilated into the fated waifu
Variable specific, does not shift.
>Mamono forced sexxxo shifts her personality towards the mark.
>>42628419
That’s why they use sexxo, to strike deeply into anon’s pallid irrational underbelly. But with love. I’m in the fixer-upper camp, depends on what qualifies as an illness, y’know?
>>42628443
Lizardman is very chivalrous.

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>>42628292
There is an MG roulette of them

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>>42628510
One way to have both: just make your disabled MC act magi!anon tier obstinate. He could eventually become an incubus and then regenerate what was lost, but he's still up to his bachelor shenanigans and thus remains crippled. There's definitely room for those scenarios, but they're merely temporary once you're married rather than a life long condition.

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>>42628367
>but it feels like it takes some of the adventure out of the setting.
It's necessary so retards won't keep misinterpreting the setting
>WHOA dude, you can end up with an ugly fly girl against your will
>this is an outrage, I'm going to write a murderfic about this

Want "adventure"? You have MGQ for this, with surprises ranging from being forced to nut thrice in a fox, to shit that would get me lynched here from just mentioning it.

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>>42628127
Nope. My wife wouldn't like to share my either since she's a mega clingy lizard.

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>>42628610
>he's surprised when people want to do wish fulfillment things in a wish fulfillment setting
There is a reason that isekai anime might have a harem but also has other things.

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>>42628610
mgq is hell though, mge(forgetting soulmates for a second) sounds cool, fighting off horny monsters(that aren't trying to kill you), exploring weird places meeting new people. it sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

We can't stop here anons, this is bat country

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>>42628401
I need the cat.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah Friday! a perfect night to go out and seduce hags that would gladly get inseminated in every hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628659
worship troll butts

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>>42628645
But there's no better place to find a Werebat wife.

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>>42628645
>fear and loving in MGC

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>>42628659
Gotta pay the troll toll to get her hole!

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>>42628637
MGE should stay as it is and provide the turbo hugbox for people who just want happy lewd life with waifu.
You probably want Monster Girl Dreams which is essentially a western take on MGE without soulmates and other things.

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>>42628690
>Monster Girl Dreams which is essentially a western take on MGE without soulmates and other things.
Wat

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with fat bottomed loli princess

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>>42628645
>>42628687
>Anon completely off his head on shog fumes

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>>42628701
Fool, you only see life for what it truly is on shogfumes

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>>42628690
MGD is hot in its own way. Who doesn't like the idea of trying to outfuck a MG, losing, and then becoming her plaything until your balls emptied? I really enjoyed the alruane and manticore scenes. That said, I want a waifu so i always come back to MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628728
>and then becoming her plaything until your balls emptied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628696
Truly the most fertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628659
Desperate hags are the best

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>>42628534
Gonna disagree here, in favor of a vague middle ground. Even with perfect healing there are possible obstacles to attaining it, reasons to use less serviceable prosthesis, etch Humans can literally wipe out hunger irl right now, but doing so is a inverse function of greed and stupidity. While in MGE, the massive uncivilized planet, getting that to there will remain a challenge. You simply don’t have to suffer if you can pull it off.
>>42628728
>letting the balls empty
Amateurish, but they do try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628721
love this image set, bless the anon who made it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628659
I want to seduce a Troll by saying that I want to plow my trowel deep into her fertile fields and spray my seed all over her cabbage patches

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628728
Kaia is a good waifu ngl, best dorkcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628745
freckles i find attractive, idk why man its literally just dots but holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628367
it's there if you want it but you needn't worry about it otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628728
>alruane
I don't know what it is about them. I don't think I'd want to waifu one, but they're top tier in the sex department. Getting wrapped up, covered with nectar, her feeding you as much as she can while you kiss. Fucking your brains out inside her love-prison flower. Pheromones.
Hotter than fuck, but I think demons are my soulmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628797
That fox is starting to winning me over

[Anonymous No.]

>"Date me or I won't let you pet the rabbit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628797
big fox was a godsend

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628784
>when it takes her a moment to process that you were about to just leave without getting milked
too bad the development speed of MGD is absolutely glacial at least not as bad as MGERPG

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628728
MGD is probably one of the better monster girl games, I can only think of one other one that's really good that doesn't have murderfaggotry and it's succubus affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628797
Is this fox a hag?

[Anonymous No.]

>search for something in the archive
>stumble across talk of momdom
>screencap of a greentext
>oh that’s kind of funny
>no way you could get away with that prompt nowadays
>wait a fucking minute
>I wrote that
I’ve been here too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628852
I keep seeing screencaps of stuff that I wrote on /a/ back in 2009 on twitter nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628841
Don't remind me, I'm hoping we can get like one girl maybe every couple of months if that. I hope he lets you go back to that lillm in the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628848
>succubus affection
How is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628824
I'm literally shaking and crying automaton would never do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>42620849
IIRC unicorns are usually pretty adamant about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628870
I want a unicorn who goes hellhound tier when she smells a wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628585
I think fears and distressing thoughts caused directly from a mental illness would definitely get cured almost immediately. You would probably still get them for a while though old habits die hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628551
MGTV shows would be really fun to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628866
Pretty good, It's a lot more comfy than most monster girl games I've played. It's not like MGE I'm pretty sure the character you play as is like the only human, some monster girls found you as a baby and took care of you in a village. I think my only complaint was the kitsune fight I fucking hated that bitch, couldn't even jerk off anymore because of how bullshit was for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628473
You take that back! She is a kind hearted powerful knight who only wants to protect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628476
I doubt it would be instantaneous, Plus even if she cures your mental illnesses you will most certainly still have those doubts and feelings for a time. Old habits and all that

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628493
I do love chimeras

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628502
I have a feeling it would be a little fluid, at least to some extent. It would probably change as you change based on compatibility. Personally I prefer the stability of it, always kinda scared I'll be tossed aside

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628938
nope, but since twitter ramblings didn't make any mention that I remember of soulmates being something monsters consider and neither did the sabbath book you can just consider it fun ruining meta knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42625510
I found a coackroach on my apartment

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628884
>The Wurm Show
>Just a camera crew following unmarried wurms around as they get up to random chaos in whatever city they get dropped into

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628852
got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628830
She's unironically better than her inspiration, 8ft tall ghost Hachishakusama

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628884
yeah, some other possibilities:
>a cooking competition show but with a twist, the judges are horny. can the contestants make a good enough meal fast enough to overpower the rape instincts in these food connoisseurs? but also not make it too good to prevent "I MUST HAVE HIM!" instincts from activating
>kiki's infomercial hour, unlike regular infomercials she just tries out various home and self care products for a hour and rates them, mostly popular among other maids. and doesnt air during prime cleaning time. she has a heavy russian accent and is very judgmental of certain products, her words command the cleaning stock market.
>THE TALES OF KKKITSUNE IN HER QUEST TO CLEAN THE HOLY MOUNTAIN OF FILTHY RAIJUS BY GETTING THEM MARRIED TO MEN WHO WILL PAMPER THEM PLUMP! a animated cartoon series full of silly moments. do not look up the history of kkkitsune as she was a pre transformation monster with her story romanticized for modern times.
>ROCKtv, a channel run exclusively by wurms and golems. focuses on rocks, rocks, and more rocks. a surprising amount of intelligence is seen here when they talk about rocks. guess who the primary audience is.
and of course rom[whatever] out the ass, obviously:
>romantic drama, often tales of two lovers that were never meant to be
>romantic focus, literally just pornography for the lonely monsters. popularity died instantly post portals.
>soft romance, loved more by the earth or order males that have been hurt by someone in their past, but also loved by pre transformation monsters.
>hard romance, complete opposite of soft, one step away from being porn.
>ROCK romance. exclusively airs on ROCKtv, guess.
>romantic depression, a import from earth. some monsters like to cry over fictional characters. they say it reminds them about how good MGE life is, viewing is often followed by passionate sex that leads to cuddling.

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>>42628884
>another rerun of space outlaw anon
>that one season of thief anon before it got cancelled by ShogTV
>My Ushi Sisters
>The maid channel
>Jackass
>The History channel
>Mighty Lilim Rangers
>Wock Watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628983
>but also not make it too good to prevent "I MUST HAVE HIM!" instincts from activating
Oh that's easy, just be bigoted towards monsters and they'll just focus on the food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628996
>I MUST FIX HIM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628991
>Mighty Lilim Rangers
what terrible villain will the rangers face this week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628873
Seeing the most gentle monsters lose their inhibitions is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628884
>Mamano Memri TV
>A Very Angerey Anubis is Talking About the Danuki and their lies and how she will make them taste her shoe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628980
God I love her I wish she was my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629000
>Anon fighting off the judges, audience members and even his fellow contestants with his shoe yelling that they can get their turn once he's done cooking
>Anon put a lot of effort into his dish and by the Demon Lord herself he refuses to let it be ruined like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628980
>lifting big fox's robe
>flipping anubis guard's loincloth
>crawling under miss wight's fancy dress
>stealing dark mage san's big hat
monsters wearing clothing is considered a challenge by many human men

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628980
Big fox is pure sexo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629003
The evil ranger counterpart, a man who doesn't want to be happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629018
>flip guard's loincloth for fun
>get thrown into the guard's barracks as a punishment
>jesus, that's a lot of horny and lonely palace guards

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629003
The dastardly Dr A and his legion of A-robots have descended on the shopping arcade to do... something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629018
What happens if you flip the guard's robes again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629018
No one can resist flipping a big monster's skirt or dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629037
you get thwacked on the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629032
Oh no being scheduled for punishment by whole barrack of 7ft tall Autism Wans, Anything but that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629034
>the robots are just milling around the stores
>Dr A is left lugging all the bags

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628973
Catbox is being a shit, so here. There's a pic of a holst in there somewhere at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629034
>Dr A
>A robots
Is that an honest-to-god Action Man reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629049
aww, no sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629059
>Robots are buying Dr A a new wardrobe and self-care products so he doesn't look so gloomy and sad all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629051
>they just take turns silently sitting on your face until you do something with your tongue
>even then you only hear faint moans when you put more effort into it
where can I get an assertive wan that drags me out of my comfort zone kicking and screaming, I don't need autism waifus when I'm already an autist myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629065
Sex later, work now. You'll be told to go to her bunk and wait until she's off the clock in a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629062
>Catbox is being a shit
Ai at fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629062
>"you're going to stay with mommy until you're fixed."
fuck, fuck. jesus christ. holy shit. mother of god

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629071
Not me, I would be lapping them up like I just crossed an endless desert and was dying of thirst. Those Autism Wans won't know if they want to punish me or spoil me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629071
Powerful gaze

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629072
>You'll be told to go to her bunk and wait until she's off the clock in a bit.
Then i'll hit on the cute anubis priest in the next room then

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629082
>Anon was swiftly raped by a crying Anubis guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629062
>Milk-NTR
A daring thesis

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629064
>>42629068
are the A-robots his wives or daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629062
>yandere holstaur mommydom
I've been searching for something like this my entire life

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629092
Wives, obviously. B-Bots are his daughters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628687
>WHERE'S MY KAKUEN?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628687
Busting a nut in cheshire's ass when white rabbit peaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42616842

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629109
hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629062
Shit. Is there an archive of this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42627753
None?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629109
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629147
Anon, they aren't very many stories period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629101
So his granddaughters are C-Bots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629166
but there are some? could you tell me about at least 1?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not gonna let some big dumb barbarian monster grab me and say I'm hers now. I'm gonna be the one doing the grabbing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629172
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629109
>she yells at you for forgetting the grapefruit
>”Nya. I guess you’ll have to do it again, anon~”

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628645
Bats aren't very scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629180
>trespassing in her swamp and grabbing her
Very cute ogre. Would b&e/10.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lift a foxes skirt and see what shes hiding

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629234
Trouser snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629208
I love this bimbo bat.

[Anonymous No.]

I’d be flipping skirts and documenting the choice of panty for every single species of monster like an autistic researcher

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629234
small snake
>>42629239
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628983
All amazing ideas, my fav would be the rock one. Love watching bitches talk about their favorite things it's so nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629234
i wonder how common small monsters like this would actually be as pets.
>me
>my demon wife
>our two children
>and the tiny catgirl that likes to sleep in my lap like an actual cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628696
>princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629009
Reminds me of that pic of a Lilim saying "The chief goddess is a whore, and so is her country." I lost it sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629323
Yeah, just because she's small doesn't mean she can't be a queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629323
>>42629328
https://youtu.be/756dOpuR_nE

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629327
>>42629009
>the water's making the anons alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a mind-blowing night of debauchery with a monstergirl
>The magic, the pleasure, the fulfillment of impossible fantasies
>Too much for my physical body to handle, so my mind just sort of checks out
>Out of body experience, flowing into near-unconsciousness, flowing into a dreamlike state that may very well be a dream
>Wake up first
>Remember all the kinky shit we did
>Get a boner
>Start questioning my own existence
>Start questioning all of reality
>She wakes up
>Notices the boner
"Hey hot stuff, ready for round 2?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629360
Imagine how smug they would be after making you enter a state like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629452

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I think my mind would've broken at the flirting stage rather than the morning after

[Anonymous No.]

It's funny how "soulmates" is term made up by thread to refer to something from WG3 plus two or three things from twitter that never were conflated by KC himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629492
Gazer are among the smuggest monsters rivaled only by Cheshire Cats

[Anonymous No.]

Man, i'll just grind away in MGE world to be a hero that saves the monster princess from the evil guards

[Anonymous No.]

low quality bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629534
Who are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629327
I want a lim to tease me for following the Chief God.

[Anonymous No.]

zzap

[Anonymous No.]

Am i still a silhouette?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629497
Same, I'd be hit the second a tall, attractive demon started flirting with me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629577
this nuns needs to eat more

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629536
She'll do more than tease you bro

[Anonymous No.]

Is redux gone for good? Where we can find KC1s old tweets now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629600
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629631
anon, like this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629768
>buntaur
well that's new

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626490
Bro what happens when she tackles her husband and kills him.
Does she forget about him when and go find somebody else?

[Anonymous No.]

imagine trying to bait after a while and thinking not getting caught but sister wurm is here to hug you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629868
I have no obligation to hug her because it's not Sunday yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629888
Sister wurm is worried about you anon. shes seen the books under your bed anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629894
I have no books under my bed and she should get on with the times if she thinks I have any porn other than on my computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629862
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629208
Auntster bat looks too lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629900
>"So meaty wurms vol 22, Sisters gone wild vol 33, and wurm onahole isnt yours? So one of the other sisters owns this"?
>"Should I get Mother superior here?"
>"Wasting your seed is a sin, Anon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629922
Those were clearly planted there

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629902
I bet she has a great fashion sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up one day to a monster guzzling your cum jar
You are saving your vintage greeting gift, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629888
Home Workshop Explosives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629935
>Anon was taken to the church's central charmber with all the sisters and motehr superior
>Anon keeps on lying and lying
>And instead of getting angry at anon
>They weep
>They weep for Anon, since he can only lie and never tell the truth, Anon just needs to say the truth
>They cant believ that the orphan boy they raised together would be such a little liar
>When he was a young boy he was so honest
>Til he got older and stopped wanting to sleep in the embrace of the sisters and grew cold with them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629943
Isn't she too old to dress like that though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629982
She is the perfect age to dress like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629982
Even better

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a while since the last time there was a thread with this many posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630013
all it took was what, 3 deleted pages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630013
Considering page 10 still hasn't recovered and with the current pace, it will probably hit the post limit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630013
Can't kill it for a fresh thread since everything after ours is also past bump limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629862
You're just her current breeder...

[Anonymous No.]

>thrown into the wurm pit
Is it true they won't pounce if you hold completely still?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42626873
Miss Gazer knows you're lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630043
Gazer don't brainwash and get mind broken if you like mono eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630038
nah, you just have hug them and kiss them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630043
>gives me monoeye fetish
>my brain takes it literally
>as in, her eye stalks means she's not a monoeye to my brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630097
she does have an awful lot of eyes for someone who claims to be a monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630043
Joke's on Ms. Gazer she can't give me a fetish I already have!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630038
>hold completely still
>wurms think you're injured and speedily take you to the wurm doctor
>she's actually a licensed practitioner and you get a complete checkup
>when she finds out you're lying she gets a big, goofy smile on her face just like the rest of the wurms and drags you back out of her office to meet the rest of your new wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630101
It's just an excuse for her to get violently mating pressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630104
>All the wurms would have a massive feast and have fun dancing with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630104
>tfw you learn you got a rare diease that can only be relieved with wurm milk
>That is why you were such a weak child

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630110
I would 100% mating press the fuck out of a Gazer and then cuddle her afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630118
>try to hang out to the side since you can't dance
>currently now being dragged into the center by the wurm chief

>>42630139
>Anon slowly goes from barely being able to lift a wurm tail to being able to princess carry the biggest one in the pile with a daily supply of wurm milk
happy end!

[Anonymous No.]

You thought you'd gotten away with it, huh? Think again, lawbreaker! Spidercop has eight eyes and every one of them saw what you did!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630203
All I did jaywalk! Surely spidercop wouldn't be cruel enough to arrest me for that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630203
What did I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630203
It'll never hold up in court! You don't have a leg to stand on. The world keeps on spinning, and I keep on winning!

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe that no one here submitted an auntster story

[Anonymous No.]

pray to booty ever night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630203

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630244
Officer Hellwan will surely read this perp his rights and then take him to the county lockup unmolested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630203
Spidercop, I like you. Well maybe not, but I understand you. Let me tell you what's going to happen, that way you can better prepare yourself. Soon you will hear a knock on the door. In the hallway there will be a woman who outranks you. She'll congratulate you, tell you that you're making the world a safer place, and that you're to receive a commendation and maybe even a promotion. Then she will tell you that I am to be released. You'll argue, you'll probably threaten to resign, but in the end I will be released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630254
Of course she did, the county lockup being her apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630261
now i like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630274
I would post the middle but I don't want a vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630283
the reason i like it is that that older dude doesnt look ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630244
say you got locked out and that you live there(hope it dont turn out to be her house)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629979
This is optimal clothing for little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630289
Not a bad anon beard guy, not distinctive enough to be an intrusive self insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630313
reminds of good old mario

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630313
looks like santa and ms claws to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630324
I see what you did there, Mrs. Claws Lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

the youko shall no longer be denied

[Anonymous No.]

Do baphos bleat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630357
if you surprise them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630332
Too old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630332
Ms. Fox please calm down! They're frying the tofu now, just 5 more minutes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630357
When they're sleepy or excited

Same goes for wine goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630367
young foxes with multiple tails should be more fluff than flesh.
just massive tails that dwarf her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630367

[Anonymous No.]

>Old, meaty Kikimora head maid forcing her younger subordinates to binge junk food in the short term as their master prefers his women a little plump
>They're not on board at first
>One night they overhear the head maid and the master having sex
>Paintings are falling off the wall, a vase gets knocked over, and a chandelier drops to the floor
>The next morning they're all having pizza and Oreos for breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629623
I need this

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of sound do you think squeezing a slime core would make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630421
squeaky toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630421
Silly putty

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630421
probably very difficult to hear over the moaning

[Anonymous No.]

i dont want a old fox, or a young fox, i want a fox that is the same age as me or around the same age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630443
How do you check this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630446
besides having grown up with them you just gotta take a guess based on mannerisms

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629009
>get your anubis friend a copy of Children of the Nile for her birthday
>she's been at it for 39 hours straight
>you're pretty sure you're going to have to ahve your wife use the god voice on her to get her to take a break and sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630446
zipangu's right out. maybe find a nice red fox or silver fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630408
pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630408
>Anon is biting his lips and barely restraining himself from going apeshit
>Anon just has an orgy in the breakfast hall

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630437
>squeeze slime core
>she quivers for a moment
>hear a clicking noise as she suddenly seems very... sentient? conscious? aware?
>a boss bar appears as you try to run away from the sexual threat you just created

[Anonymous No.]

>>42629901
>>42630035
Ah oh well can't be helped
Sucks to suck lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630501
>hear a click
the slime is now armed. do not approach the slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630539
gonna poke the slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630408
>head maid takes a headcount after a few weeks and notices one missing, goes to her room
>all personal belongings are gone, a note sits on the night stand
>it simply says "nah"
>"is something wrong, master?"
>"it seems we have an escapee.", the head maid says while crumpling the note
>"should we chase after her?"
>"no. she never indulged, she's much faster than all of us."

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630539
you have no choice but to get closer to the slime as she is rapidly approaching you.
slimes are the ultimate organism, they just lack the intelligence to take advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630408
>>42630560
I am begging fat fetishists to go post where they belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630572
look anon i was just adding something funny to that shitstain, dont cry to me about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to bully your ancient evil mofus every now and again! If they get too uppity they might return to their evil ways!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630577
>It was just a joke, I swear!
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630588
>*sniff* is that a thing i dont like but still fits in the setting?
>WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>>/v/
you would fit right in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630590
>Inflation in MGE
Literally where lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Something about the idea of battling a mamono, fighting as hard as you can, still losing pretty badly, and then her whispering praise...
>"You did your very best~ what a good job! You can relax now, sweetheart."
>"Ohh, what a good knight you are! You were so close to winning that time, I just know it. Let me reward you, baby..."
>"Shhh... Shh... No more fighting, it's over... You did a very good job, I'm sure the Chief Goddess is very proud of you... You can relax now, strawberry. Let me take care of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630594
flowkelp bonus art

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630594
all that mana being created is obviously going to impact the purchasing power of new mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630594
pampering your wife is not 'inflation'

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630584
>Evil ancient mofu
That particular fox is way too wholesome to be evil. She even calls herself a commuting housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630594
>its a nigger that confuses the result of pampering your wife with inflation
ah, it makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

Weight gain fetishism is just food inflation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630623
nah, thats stuffing. if you wanna shitpost you have to get it right.
but this is VERY unrelated to monster girls unless you want to post a wock.

[Anonymous No.]

my fetish is market inflation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630629
the danuki hates you, she really does.
she has a demon silver pocket knife, she wants to stab you so that you are knocked out for a week, allowing her to not hear about how much the price of gas has risen for a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630624
>nah, thats stuffing.
Not really, it all falls under the same disgusting umbrella.
>but this is VERY unrelated to monster girls unless you want to post a wock.
Also not true at all, Wocks are pretty fit in their profile art. The only reason people post that is because of shitposting fags and Wockfag liking fag women.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Bell_orgel/status/1624031267959496704?s=20&t=TKorzRNKT9tu-DKGETP2XA
axolotl kuufish

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630638
They do got like four mouths

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630635
anon has enough love for the both of them, kissing her on the cheek before he looses consciousness

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630638
whatever man, you can keep seething over people loving their larger wifes while i'll imagine myself cuddled up next to my plump fox wife with her luxuriously fluffy fails wrapped around both of us in the middle of winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630642
Cute, but it bothers my autism that axolotls are not fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630642
kc fucked by having salamanders being fire lizard than actual salamanders, especially since japan has the one of the giant ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630663
Nah, fire salamanders are cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630638
>Wockfag liking fag women.
Wockfag likes liliraunes?
Pretty based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630016
>three whole pages purged
Unironically what the fuck? Did the vtumors have such a massive spergout that the jannies actually had to do their jobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630672
Yes.
https://i.imgur.com/m968C5l.png
Not discounting the theory that it was some fag from /07/th falseflagging, but I'm not gonna go deep into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630635
But danuki love currency destruction and assets gaining artificial value through universal theft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630684
It's kinda odd that during the shitpost spree we didn't get anyone trying to do extra threads. Also, who is shoggykins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630659
now that almost as good as having an extra meaty bogey wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619014
quickly write on a red shirt
>built for big minos
and drink milk in public
and pray I get the right monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>42619014
Go into the woods like I normally do and feed my squirrels and deer. Live life normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630740
I'm sure post-portals word would spread very fast that you're nice to squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630769
I mean I do feed about ten of them pretty regularly in the woods behind my house. Even have feeders up so I can have Fat Larry, Big Red, and Stump get some nice corn and peanuts and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42617941
bueno

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630769
>remember that snake you helped out? i'm here to reward you
>are you a cat person or a dog person?
>turns out a tolerance of spiders is interpreted as incredibly favorable to the normal reaction
>when you watched birds the birds were watching you too
>you milked cows as a young boy? fuck that's hot
remember to be kind to animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630834
There's a large, scary dog on my street that barks and growls at me whenever I walk by it's house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630834
I still remember the cat that use to come over to my house as a kid. I still cry when i remember it dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630642
Wow! Rare Sahu! I gotta take her picture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630834
>>turns out a tolerance of spiders is interpreted as incredibly favorable to the normal reaction
Oh thank god I'm safe then. I've killed every spider I've seen in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630853
Taken moments before rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630857
well there's also that paradigm where they come to punish or correct you so maybe pump the brakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630834
>There was a "Ghost House" on my block while growing up as a kid.
Re-opened for a paranormal investigation after many years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630857
>I’m here to get revenge and you're going to make up for all the spider's you've taken out of this world a hundred fold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630834
>>turns out a tolerance of spiders is interpreted as incredibly favorable to the normal reaction
Twice or thrice I smacked a mosquito lightly enough to keep it in one piece and I gave it to a spider to eat.
>>when you watched birds the birds were watching you too
I think real crows do that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630853
Why does she speak Egyptian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630889
Nile River Sahu

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630889
Nile has fish too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630819
>no Tippy Toe
Absolute heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630889
maybe she saw an anubis. that's usually my reaction to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630908
>tfw you will never get into a !! conversation with your waifu
Worst timeline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630642
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630904
About the only one I'd name Tippy Toe is the cheeky bugger who gave one of the cats a run for their money earlier today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630876
There's no legal precedent for this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630908
>>42630932
I wish I could speak !! too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631044
This will become the precedent

[latenight No.]

>>42614877
test uploading to imgur (my old images are there but if this version works, then I may just reupload those as well)
>> https://imgur.com/a/ipoZNPE (2020)
>> https://imgur.com/a/EUYVTHC (2021)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631073
Not that Anon, but much appreciated. I think most of those are PNGs so it should be fine, but Imgur fucks with JPGs if you have any there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631073
Holy crap there's so much I missed. Thanks, LN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631073
Nice, thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631073
>LN shark girl
CUTE!

[latenight No.]

>>42631090
>>42631094
>>42631102
No problem! I generally save all my works as PNGs, but if there are JPGs in there, then I'm sorry about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630695
Nobody of any concern.

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone knows how to mass download from imgur

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631218
Last I checked there should be a drop down menu to download a gallery as a zip file.

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer with the wide hips, big bow, and fluffy fluffy so fluffy mofumofu tail
Take away the stress, the fear, the pain
Bring me peace and tranquility

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631218
Like this: https://i.imgur.com/OgQCxCA.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631221
>>42631232
thanks, i got it

[Anonymous No.]

A mysterious entity eyes your last image slot with covetous eyes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631254
This fucking kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631254
She better take her time, can't make 168 posts very quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631073
I love them all thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a while since we last hit image limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631314
The thread might be in shambles lately, but /jp/ is healing.

[Anonymous No.]

Bratty gazers are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631321
I wouldn't call the aftermath of a nuclear spergout "healing" but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630720
then let me indulge you
>be hunter anon, post portal earth.
>live in a small house far in the wilderness
>since you are on the earth side of the portals there are plenty of animals that mamano mana cant affect. along with a few of their actual beasts (as in, not monster girls. just like bears or deer to us) crossing over. quite exotic flavors to spice things up.
>you used to feed a weak little fox some of the meat you caught, most of the time curling up into a ball and resting in your lap before hopping away a hour or two later.
>not sure why but you've always had a soft spot for foxes. could never bring yourself to hunt them even when food was scarce elsewhere. traveling monsters say your soullmate is one, but this is earth. things dont work like that here...
>do they?
>even if, the little one hasnt been around for a few months. you fear the worst.
>one day you are coming back home from hunting, you see a lady resting on your porch.
>she's most likely a monster girl that just wanted a place to stop so you'll politely greet her as you are fairly accustomed to this
>as you get closer something seems familiar about her.
>get close enough to see fine details, her left ear has a small hole, just like...
>when you stop to process things she wakes up, her face lights up when she recognizes you and she jumps for a hug
>"its been so long since ive seen you! im sorry i didnt show up for a while but i had to get used to this mr... uh. what is your name?"
>"im anon, nice to properly greet you. what's your name?"
>as you two talk her tail wags very quickly behind her. reminds you of a small puppy
----
>many centuries later
>coming home from another hunting trip, incubus strength allows you to haul much bigger animals. this has been very useful with how earth animals got quite a bit bigger in the years after portals opened. guess even if they dont get transformed and still remain violent the ambient mana has some effect.
>of course your recent find is a animal that has been unchanged, its your 1000th anniversary after all so things need to be perfect.
>her 9th tail appeared today. you want this to be an occasion she can remember for another thousand.
>a little bit of work later and you have some perfect cuts of meat. its the middle of winter so whats left will stay well preserved.
>well, its been winter all the time since a MG wendigo cast a spell while fighting a earth wendigo. but you dont mind. (the two got married when the MG wendigo reverted the earth wendigo back to a human state)
>you light the grill and take perfect care to maintain good airflow, you want this to be perfect.
>in a few minutes you have what is two perfectly grilled steaks. no seasoning, but for a reason. with a little bit of magic you stabilize their temperature so they dont cool down.
>magic inheritance is pretty cool, foxes have some neat spells that have made hunting and survival a lot easier. but today, this magic will be purely sensational.
>taking care to stay quiet, you sneak into the house and set dinner on the dinner table and look into the living room
>she's still asleep on the couch, some ancient earth CDs are near the entertainment system, and she just groomed her tails. tonight will be perfect.
>with the meals set you use some fox fire to light a few candles around the house to set the mood.
>you sit down next to her and whisper the usual sweet nothings into her ear. she starts to wake up, jolting to a upright position when she smells what was cooked.
>"anon... did you..."
>you carry her to the table and set her down in her chair while she finishes waking up
>"venison steak, rare, unseasoned..."
>"aww anon. after all these years and you remembered my favorite! i thought regular deer were extinct"
>as you two eat you explain just how hard this deer was to track down, turns out that unchanged old earth animals have mostly moved to underground caverns.
>when you finish its her turn, with a small spell she picks you up and brings you back to the living room, not even having a chance to move before getting wrapped up in her tails.
>you are still a little cold from how long you spent outside, but her soft spoiled body quickly warms you up and the sex begins...
>later, you finish, still wrapped in her tails, you manage to turn on the tv
>the old CD's have some of her favorite shows from old earth, media that has been lost to all except for these disks.
>you two cuddle while falling asleep with the television on for background noise
>you cant help but notice some tears welling up in her eyes
>"is everything alright?"
>"y-yes. its perfect! when i transformed i didnt think id get see you again. i was lost and scared, there was this group called the order and they were hunting me. but a older fox teleported me to your house and. and..."
>she loses composure, instead of trying to speak she goes to hug you while crying tears of joy. tails gripping you tighter than ever
>after a few minutes she manages to say something.
>"thank you."

[Anonymous No.]

Is malefcunny in the sorter yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631331
She's not a brat. She's very kind and thoughtful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631342
When she's out officially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631344
Mine is a brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631342
Not until at least the official public release. Please, for the love of God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631335
anyways, fuck me why do i have to make myself sad by typing something like this before bed?
and fuck you for giving me this self-heart breaking idea, anon. you're terrible. seriously!

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>>42631335
lovely but winter sucks, summer is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631333
Did something happen on /jp/, or are we talking about the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631362
>winter sucks, summer is better
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631384
this happened >>42630684

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631384
I mean the reason the thread has reached this length is because pages 8-10 got obliterated by spam. The current thread may not be perfect, but I think it ended up better than the last few.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631385
but i dont like wearing lots of clothes or thick clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631404
slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631404
And I don't like sweating like a pig unless I take off all my clothes, and even that doesn't always help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631409
hey, just cause i show off skin is that im a slut
>>42631412
have you've heard of drinking ice cold water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631415
trying to seduce mamono... slutty clothes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631415
>have you've heard of drinking ice cold water?
I can only drink so much liquid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631420
what, i like wearing little clothes and adventuring in hot regions
>>42631428
then you suck at heat

[Anonymous No.]

why does stuff like
https://twitter.com/shira_tama_3gou/status/1623878923422470144
make you guys so angry?

[Anonymous No.]

Because /u/fags are fucking insufferable.

[Anonymous No.]

wow, didnt think you get even more obvious and desperate, your life must really suck. Talking about the last twitter post
But the bunny is cute

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty sure nobody here other than a couple of turbo spergs has a problem with loli.
>>42631461
I don't know how but they somehow manage to be worse than fujos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631447
>then you suck at heat
I know, I'd move north to live with a snow Jinko and not worry about the heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631472
im going towards the equator

[Anonymous No.]

>The raiju makes obscene gestures at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631471
>Pretty sure nobody here other than a couple of turbo spergs has a problem with loli.
I only have a problem with it if love is not involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631482
Man i love raiju's design so much, but just not a fun of the ultra hedonistic nature.
It's why I like pic related so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631471
>Pretty sure nobody here other than a couple of turbo spergs has a problem with loli.
Not a fan of it personally, but I've thrown my lot in with the rest of these degenerates here so I just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631500

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631500
>Not a fan of it personally,
Quod tu es, ego fui, quod ego sum, tu eris

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631507
W-What does she want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631511
bro, stop speaking ancient pasta

[Anonymous No.]

Cunyip

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631514
Your credit card number, three digits on the back, and the expiration date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631482
sticky fingers

[Anonymous No.]

Made a quick chibi of the wife before my tablet died

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631585
Is she small enough to pick her up now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631500
i tolerate the existence of trolls and freckles most of the time.
pretty heroic, i know

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631595
what would be the size of a chibi of a 9 ft tall monster be? but her weight stays the same, she just becomes denser

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>>42631615
>her weight stays the same, she just becomes denser
Guess getting on your lap like that is out of question.

[Anonymous No.]

everlasting nucleionic wellspring
brighter than the sun
deeper than the black
no vacuum can contain you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631627
if my legs break then they weren't up to the task
>>42631632
okuu stop being chunni

[Anonymous No.]

I should have went to sleep hours ago, so I'll just leave this here before I go. Roll for two:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
The first monster you get has personality you would expect from the second one, and vice versa. What are they like, and which one would you pick? Maybe both? Or neither?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631646
Redcap and High orc, it's the same anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42628960
Roaches are social animals so you should befriend it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631669
update: they have accepted me as one of their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631073
Ay man! That anon. Thanks for putting this together! There's so many that I've missed during my breaks from the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

the last mail sorting machine
set pi to 3
irrational circumferences
deliver letters from pasts, futures,
and presents too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631646
>weresheep
>cheshire
Sleepy cuddlesex chesh is too powerful. How am I supposed to resist being Tom'd if she just cuddles up into my lap and starts purring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42630595
I need an alraune wife who easily disarms me and coos about what a strong hero I am when I try and fight her...

[Anonymous No.]

imma just sneka into royal makai, for no other reason other than to see the clothes and what the rich and powerful monsters look

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>>42631482
>walking alone at night
>hear footsteps behind you
>no one is there when you turn around
>start walking faster
>footsteps get closer
>start to panic
>loud crackling from behind you
>turn around just in time to see a figure leaning against a streetlight before the whole block goes dark
>footsteps now right in front of you
>book it as fast as you can, no moon out to light your way
>wind up in an alley, can't see your hand in front of your face
>hear heavy breathing behind you
>a heart made of electricity blooms between a raiju's ears for an instant before the world goes dark again
>passersby notice rhythmic blue lights flashing out of the alleyway until morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631762
You'll go incubus, even if you don't end up married.
>humans with terminal diseases sneak into royal makai to cure their ails

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631762
>sneka
You can't just call them that Anon! Look you made her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631841
sneka leka

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631841
Everybody thinks a hebi's secret weapon is her soul flames but it's actually crying and pouting

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631342
What is even the new monster supossed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631886
Evil Black Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631873
I can't say no to that puppy dog face, 20 kids it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>Obtain fairy waif
>She's overly curious about everything
>Finds small habitat tank
>Goes inside
>Gets eaten by pet tarantula
This is why you don't do tiny waif. Bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631817
>That specific alley earns the nickname "electric avenue" due to the high concentration of raiju rape that happens
>Also it's the back alley to the Thunderbolt bar and club

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631073
I want to give :3 succubus the love she deserves

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631889
How is she evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631914
Too based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631841
>>42631873
Say I tell a snek I'm a vorefag.
Does she go along with it or tell me to fuck off for propagating the typical snek stereotype or both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631914
Don't listen to that anon, she's not evil. They're actually very kind as they help men realize their correct position in relation to dragons and encourage them to act accordingly.

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>>42631916
Telling vorefags to fuck off is a pretty good general reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631903
>ywn be harassed with names like taser-bait and cunt-conductor by raijus in the back of a seedy club
>ywn rock down to electric avenue behind the club

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>>42631927
So you're saying I should pursue the local, single sandworm instead?

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>>42631914
She's basically the extremists faction version of a dragon.
>human men exist to breed dragons
>human women get turned into dragon newts
>people who worship them and practice dragon breeding get cool dragon powers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631914
"Evil" in MGE seems to just mean a certain aesthetic + extremist; demons have been called "evil". So extremist dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>balrog
>dragon newts
>chaos demons
Any other monster girl types that are "mentioned only"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631938
>human men exist to breed dragons
But this is true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631953
I'm not sure if a bandersnatch is officially mentioned, but they're assumed to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631977
Nope. It's a filthy lie. They also exist to breed lizardmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631982
And snakes

A lot of snakes

[Anonymous No.]

Ancient evils are the best when they're under 5 feet tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631992
>just wanted to escape from the desert heat
>get pumped full of grape juice
sigh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631953
Tezcatlipoca. It's a reverse case as ocelomeh are her minions, but the boss monster has no art or profile herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42632008
At least she's nice and cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631930
>seedy
How dare you, Thunderbolt is a fine, reputable establishment for lightning affinity monsters to plan out rape over the sounds of blasting EDM that could be heard down the block

[Anonymous No.]

>>42632005
This is acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42632013
Actually that's more common than not. None of the Gods have art, and neither does the DL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42632023
Tezcatlipoca are in a grey zone since the profile mentions them in plural and calls them monsters. They seem more akin to something like ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42631977
Of course it is. Why else would the pp fit so perfectly inside her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42632037
I guess they are on the never-ever list then.

[Anonymous No.]

Told you, nyahahahaha!

[Anonymous No.]

loli dragons....

[Anonymous No.]

>>42632046
>tfw we're all her toms this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>42632022
Redcaps are the best type of goblin

[Anonymous No.]

>>42632046
What did you do you damn cat?!

[Anonymous No.]

I hate memecats so much.