Yandere Youkai Girls

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Yandere thread. This time with a random generator. Get your random 2hu who is insane for you here!

https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/

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>>42615235
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40250424?view_adult=true

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>>42615251
huh
neat

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>>42615235
>kosuzu
lol
lmao

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>>42615235
>iku
Oh fuck

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>>42615435
Could you beat her up since she is more or less just a regular girl?

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>Fujiwara no Mokou
She is literally going keep me chained in her house while I'm alive, and when I die she's going to put my ghost in a glass jar for all eternity...

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>>42615454
don't count too much on it

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>>42616186
Silly suzu learning eldritch knowledge forbidden to mortals to keep (you) with her forever!
What a silly girl.

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>>42615235
>kanako
oh dear

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>Sara
All I have to do is "who" at her and she will be destroyed

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>>42615454
At first, sure. But then she's going to open up a youma book written by a spurned youkai, and you'll live the rest of your life in unholy terror, while Kosuzu and the youkai gradually blur together until you can no longer tell where Kosuzu ends and the youkai starts.

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>>42615235
Haha... I'm in danger...

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I don't know who I should be more scared of. Remilia herself, or her maid who'll probably be trying poison me out of jealousy.

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Damn, I would've preferred Mai.

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>>42615235
Welp got Yukari first roll. Well I might be screwed.

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>>42615235
hahahaha
ha
fuck

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>Ellen
Isn't she like amnesic? If she's gonna forget she's in love in a week, I think I'm safe.
>>42616985
Sakuya is going to serve you like you're her master, if it pleases the mistress.

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>>42616985
If anything Sakuya would just be an extra pair of hands to help keep you in line.

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Ever since Flan snapped and made the nature of her affection clear she's been back to her usual cheerful self which while made you deeply uncomfortable also relieved you in equal measure as you no longer feared for your life. You were largely unable to meet Flans eyes for very long, the forced intimacy to someone you considered a daughter made you feel an intense guilt and you felt deeply ashamed by the fact that you were used like that and moreso that you didn't dare to speak out against her for fear of your life. Still you considered yourself a professional and wanted to be worthy of the title of a butler of the SDM and caretaker of one of the Scarlet sisters so you held a fake smile and didn't let anyone, especially not Sakuya or Remillia know about how Flan forced you to service her.

Lately Flan was engrossed in reading, having you head down into the library to pick up various books which is something you loved to see Flan take interest in as her educator but sadly the books she seemed most interested in were those smutty books Patchouli writes en masse despite having no experience and rarely leaving the library. You're afraid that Flan was getting weird ideas about romance and physical intimacy but with the stubborn willfulness of a child she insisted in reading them which to no end delighted Patchy to have another sister as part of her audience. Though you had to admit some of the books weren't terrible being particularly inspired by much better books and you could see why most of the fairy maids and both scarlet sisters read them with fervor, despite the books largely being that particular genre of female oriented smut with no redeeming value and so edgy you could cut steel with them.

Today as usual she was reading fervently in a large padded chair that had an oil lamp over it mounted to the wall itself by a fine brass work of art that held it sturdily. You were on standby next to the young mistress refilling her tea when needed and amusing yourself with your own small pocket book you bought from Kosuzu's bookstore a while back but never got around to reading, though you'd keep that secret. Eventually Flan got restless squirming in her chair drawing your attention away from the book you were reading, "Is something wrong Lady Flandre?". As you looked at the blonde vampire you noticed her face was as red as her favorite dress as her eyes darted between you and the book, "I-its just... I want you to read to read this part, its too embarrassing!", "Ah... I see..." you disappointingly murmured.

You held the book in your hands and started reciting from the start of the passage Flan pointed out and started inwardly cringing once your brain processed the words on the page, "His combat outfit torn exposing his manly chest... "You foolish monster, This dark butler of the night will never submit to a faux creature of the dark as yourself!" He wielded out his glowing sword of dark and light but Mistress Lunaria was fast as a gale and brought him to his knees with a deft strike as if swatting a fly... She gloated, "A feeble being like you can barely be called a butler of the order but you've amused this superior me!" Mistress Lunaria lifted the hem of her silken flowing dress...". You wanted to die as you read this garbage but Flan was on the edge of her seat as you were forced to read paragraphs upon paragraphs, your own face as red as Flan's but for vastly different reasons. Worst yet is that entire scene reminded you of your own peril not too long ago...

For a reason you couldn't comprehend in the slightest Flan was looking misty eyed and rubbing her legs together as she started at you in fixation, "that was so... Romantic...". You had some choice words for the chapter you just read and none of them were "romantic", "Yes it certainly was my lady..." wanting to get far away from this moment you continued, "I suppose its time for your snack, I'll go an-" Flan grabbed the tails of your coat as you tried to turn to flee much to your dismay, "Anon... I want to act it out... with you...". Your mind raced trying to figure out a reason to get out of this nonsense and before you could start up with an, "we can't, its inappropriate" her hand flashed in a blur ripping the cloth from your torso and giving you another chore of mending the shreds of your jacket and button up shirt.

Fear gripped you as you realized telling her "no" would be the least wise thing you could do at the moment and before you could stammer anything out you fell to your knees as your legs gave out and Flan stood up giving her best impression of Mistress Lunaria, "Y-you feeble ma- errr, you are barely a butler worthy of the order! You'll be much more amusing servicing me!" Her flushed face took on a smug expression copying the general flow of the scene from the book. In reflection you must have given an award worthy performance given how happy Flan looked when you recited your lines in barely suppressed terror.

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I haven't played th16. What is she like?

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>>42615235
What's the worst that could happen?

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>>42618171
2chan has a meme about her being a yandere towards Japanese Anon

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>>42617016
She's a yandere going for a reverse harem it seems
>>42618186
Classic British fairy tales of being spirited away I guess

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This isn't so bad, just an ordinary human.

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>>42618147
Flandre should ask her sister for advice on how to be romantic, charismatic, and cool. Remi is an expert

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>>42618147
At least butler anon is taking one for his friends and making sure she doesn't kill them for speaking to him.

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Mokou going on a one woman crusade to make me immortal so I she can't outlive me like she did everyone else in her life!

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>>42615967
>>42618796
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT

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>>42618361
She will use her magic to paralyze you then do unspeakable things to your body!

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being her onahole zombie doesnt sound too bad plus i get to chill with miyako

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>>42618147
>despite the books largely being that particular genre of female oriented smut with no redeeming value and so edgy you could cut steel with them.
Damn it patchouli

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>>42615967
That's a youkai thing
Mokou will just tie you to the bed and force feed you her liver

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>>42617027
You can run but she will always sniff you out...

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>>42619227
So romantic

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>>42617024
You'll have the most immaculately gilded cage there ever was, every need and want catered to
You'll see the world with Gappy, forever chained to her side
Not even death will take you from her, in the unlikely chance she allows you to die at all
You wont need to fear physical harm, Yukari is so superhumanly strong that she could just overpower you effortlessly if you ever tried to escape; and nobody would even dare try to damage her prized possession, she's always watching you every moment of every day with her many eyes and would catch them swiftly and inflict tortures even hell would balk at
All hers, only hers, forever and ever

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>>42618147
flan returning to her usual silly attitude I wonder what will happen next

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>>42618171
Having an autistic girl following you around and doing Fortnite dances behind you while you aren't looking!

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>>42618951
What if she becomes jealous of your friendship with Yoshika?

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>>42618171
she would be the ultimate hypewoman, following around and dancing behind you to boost your abilities, and getting angry when someone doesnt respect you or doesnt apreciate your skills

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>>42619279
but what if i covered myself in chocolate
would that work

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>>42619819
It would make you even easier to sniff out. As long as she doesn't ingest the chocolate she will be fine and she probably knows that.

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>>42619844
She is Tengu
Petty poisons have no power over her

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>>42618147
How can Anon recover from this embarrassment?

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>>42618147
>those smutty books Patchouli writes en masse despite having no experience and rarely leaving the library
Anon, stop! Patchy can't take much more of this.

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>>42618435
She needs to touch Flan the art of the Charisma Pose. If she wants to win the heart of her beloved with a sure-kill technique she needs a cool pose and a catchphrase

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>>42620994
She knows something already, look

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>>42618147
>>42620306
Yandere Patchy wanting to reenact scenes from her trashy romance novels! You admit to her during mid-roleplay accidentally you think this one is kinda cringe! Patchy breaking character and going on an hour long rant about how it's actually great desperately trying to defend her taste in romance! Patchy tiring herself out because her fat ass isn't used to going on such long rants in real life and not on the Internet!

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>>42618796
After hanging out with Mokou for a while, you ended up getting quite close to her and against all odds, even managed to spark a romantic relationship with her. Your presence served to remind her of an aspect of the human experience that she had forgotten about for a very long time and she seemed happy to have that again. This feeling became precious to her but she was not emotionally prepared to handle it, which caused her to become overprotective of you. Mokou lashed out at anyone she perceived as trying to take you from her which was a problem at times. Kaguya was aware of this and used this to push Mokou's buttons for fun sometimes, leading to many heated fights between them.

Despite the bumps in the relationship, you both loved each other and your days together were filled with joy. There was a shadow hanging over that happiness, however. That was the shadow of Mokou's immortality. You knew as well as she did that one day you were going to die but you underestimated just how much more aware than you she was of this. For you, this would have simply been a happy life lived with someone that you loved but for her, it was going to be an unbearably heavy weight that she was going to have to carry for the rest of time.

On a beautiful moonlit night, you decided to make it official. You presented Mokou with a ring and asked her to marry you. Her expression was initially that of surprise but that quickly turned into joy. Despite the smile on her face, she did not say anything. She tried to hold it back but a single tear rolled down her cheek. That single tear was soon joined by several more as she managed to choke out a "Why?" You were afraid she was about to refuse but she continued on, trembling as she spoke through her tears. Mokou went on to explain the depths of her love for you, going into detail about her life and how angry and alone she was for a majority of it, and of the countless losses she experienced over that time. She didn't know if she could take another loss. Not one as big as you.

Mokou took a few steps away from you and began unbuttoning her shirt. Just when you were about to ask her what she was doing, she began tearing her own body open with her bare hands. You yell at her to stop and attempt to stop her but she kicks you away and continues tearing at her flesh. You watched on in horror as Mokou grit her teeth through the pain and painted the surrounding area with her blood in a mad rush to dig into herself. Eventually, she gripped onto something within herself and tore it out. After a short coughing fit of blood, Mokou held out what she had dug out of herself towards you. It was her liver. Her body was already beginning to regenerate as she gave you her reply. She will accept your ring if you accept eternity.

You couldn't possibly know what eternity had in store but you knew you didn't want Mokou to have to face it alone any more than you wanted to live the rest of your own life without her. You step towards her and take one of her bloodied hands. With no regard for the blood, you slip your ring onto her finger and tell her that you accept. Now it was your turn. You take the organ from Mokou and consume it. Your determination to see this through gave you the strength to keep down.

Just like that, you were now married. There was no need for a ceremony or guests. Having each other as witnesses was more than sufficient. You share a kiss with your new wife and consummate the marriage then and there.

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>>42622386
Very cute

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>>42622386
Incredibly romantic
Moko best girl

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>>42621182
Patchy not letting you read smut written by other women!

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what happened to last thread?

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I think Miss Koakuma is the real devil in Scarlet Devil Manor

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>>42623524
Well she IS a succubus.

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>>42623522
Reached limit

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>>42616947
Yuugi beating the shit out if any women who is talking to (you) for then beating (you) for talking to them!

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>>42623627
Throwing beans at Yuugi in an effort to get her to back down but only making her angrier!

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>>42623394
Being excited when you hear that Lady Remilia, head of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, is looking for a new personal assistant! Fantasizing about how she's going to make you into her personal boytoy! Applying for the job!

Learning that it wasn't a personal assistant for her, but for her friend, Patchouli! Patchouli being too lazy, asthmatic, and tubby to do threatening and sexy yandere stuff! She just barks orders at you and demands you cuddle her and stay away from other women!

Accepting your new role in life as Patchy's assistant and pizza delivery boy! Koakuma having no idea what she's supposed to do since you've taken her job!

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>>42623643
>Koakuma having no ideas what she’s supposed to do since you’ve taken her job!
There’s always one answer to everything rape

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>>42623643
That's one of the advantages of being a skilled magic user. She doesn't have to physically move to do most of the scary things yandere are known for. Whether it be spying on you and making sure you don't get too chummy with other women or restricting your movement so you can't get away from her, she can do it all without leaving the comfort of her chair.

Koakuma may even be complicit in these deeds, being her other assistant and all. While she may no longer be helping Patchouli with her day to day tasks anymore, she will still have the important job of helping her with tasks that involve managing you.

But what would happen if Koakuma was the one that you started getting too close too. Would Patchouli be forced to banish her?

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Koakuma is a succubus but she's never been able to interact with a man. She'll become an insane yandere instantly. Patchouli will mostly just watch.

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>>42623704
Patchy can just do what she did in the first place - whine to Remilia some more to get a new boy to toss at Koakuma so she won't have to worry about her

Flandre, Patchy, Koakuma, it's almost like Remilia's job is to buy husbands for her needy servants. What a nice mistress!

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>>42619862
Gonna have to go with consecrated chocolate.

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>>42623702
>spoiler
Absolutely, the only correct choice

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>>42624045
Koakuma milking you of every drop all night every night so you are too tired during the day and perform poorly at your job!

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>>42624047
Having sex thoughts all the time thanks to her, rushing and do poorly at work just to finish as soon you can so you can rush to her.

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How 2 not get rap3 by 2hu?

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>>42624201
Get your shit blessed.

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>>42624201
You can't, it's too late

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>>42624201
That's impossible, since touhous can't rape you. After all, you can't rape the unwilling, and everyone knows that human boys are sluts for youkai. Some might haughty and proud, but you just wait...

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>>42624211
Time to renounce my buddhism belief and become christian monk
>>42624212
Damn…
>>42624252
I don’t want to lose my virginity. I want to be a virgin neet for the rest of my life!!

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>>42622386
This is the yandere thread, anon. Not the Mokou thread.
Yan Mokou would be force-feeding her liver to you, only to be distraught when it doesn't actually work, leading her to grow increasingly deranged as she tries to figure out the problem while you continue aging normally.

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>>42624536
It definitely counts as yandere since Mokou knows how much of a curse immortality is (especially when ghosts and an afterlife are a real observable thing), yet she's fine subjecting you to that

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I want yandere Hina so badly.....

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>>42624828
It's only a curse if you're mentally ill like Mokou is.
Just look at Kaguya. She has fun every day. Eirin also happily spends every day thinking about princess cunny.
Immortality clearly works out just fine for them. Just don't pursue it out of a stupid grudge while murdering good people over it and you'll be fine with immortality, especially when you can spend it with your wife.

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Yandere Prismrivers.
What would they do?

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I need a lot of insecticide

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>>42625581
Eirin was already a goddess, and Kaguya was a Lunarian. Both of their minds operate on a different level from a human's.

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>>42623800
And yet Remi herself is still a kissless virgin

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>>42626286
Sounds like a skill issue to me, dude. Just adapt your mind to eternity and live happily forever.
Besides, Lunarians are just smugger humans who fear impurity. They're not so different from us.

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>>42625892
Play music outside your house all night and give you ghost blowjobs

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>>42624536
You're right. I definitely leaned too hard into the romance angle on that.

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>>42628207
You probably could have a regular romance with Mokou and still write a yandere story, with a yandere Kaguya upset over losing her playmate to some lame faggot.
Fucking with poor Mr. Fujiwara would probably become Kaguya's favorite way to piss Mokou off and goad her into a fight.

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>>42626240

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>>42628207
There's nothing wrong with lovey dovey

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Flandre yandere story when?

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>>42629006
previous thread

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>>42628985
I did always like the idea of a strangely loving relationship with a mentally unstable woman.

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>>42624941
What if it caused all manner of misfortune to befall you by mere proximity? You'd be stubbing your toes and having heavy things falling towards you all the time.

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>>42629045
This thread too!

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I got nowhere left to run, this is the end of the line

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>>42630103
It's okay, you still have that glass between you. I'm sure she can't actually break it.

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You considered yourself a professional and took pride in your ability to cater to your lady's whims no matter the cost to pride and limb. With that said Flan had been getting rather clingy as of late, that wouldn't be anything you minded and in fact would take pride in how spoiled you've made her if it wasn't for the blatantly romantic undertones that colored her interactions with you. The way she insisted you feed each other when you took your meals together could've been cute if it were a different situation, when you tried excusing yourself on the grounds that you didn't wish to eat human flesh it made her eyes turned dark to your mind as you could feel the danger clear. You felt sick after that knowing well what you were forced to consume, excusing yourself to regurgitate your meal out of earshot of your lady.

With special permission from Patchy and Sakuya you recently took Flan to visit the library under the conditions that she doesn't "play" with any of the books and is only there to read. For a rare instance you were able to enjoy the company of a girl without fear of Flan overreacting and took to the company of Patchy and Koakuma like a fish to water, you and patchy had something of a small book club going so being able to spend the time discussing this or that outsider book was a rare treat. Even Flan was enjoying others company secreting away with Koakuma at one point to whisper in secret about what you could only assume was girl talk Koakuma seemed desperate to get as Patchy wasn't a good conversationalist on anything but her precious books.

Eventually the time came to take your next meal so you guided Flan back to her room where you both ate together chatting about this and that with Flan forcing a portion the repugnant meal of human meat into you with every sign of love in her eyes. It would've been enough to break you if you weren't keenly aware that gaining her ire would be a quick way to landing yourself on the plate instead so you smiled and honestly complimented Sakuya's refined cooking ignoring the truth. After your meal and the subsequent voiding of your stomach content under the guise of washing up and taking the plates to the kitchen Flan was very happy to cling to you as she's been like to do recently. You were all for it honestly, simply wanting to enjoy how things used to be in a wholesome fashion and treat her as family again.

You should've known better in knowing that Flan had other plans.

She patted the padded comfy chair situated under that brass oil lamp with a wide smile on her face and faint blush you didn't pay any mind too, "Anon, take a seat! I-I want you to read to me!". Of course you obliged her request with a smile on your face, you were only happy to read the surprisingly wholesome book she selected but the problems presented themselves at once. Flan wanted to to sit on your lap, not a problem but instead of sitting on one of your legs she sat with her back to your bell letting her wings wrap around you. The position was... awkward to say the least given what you knew of her affections for you but you persisted thinking that it was just innocent whimsy.

As you read from the book trying to entertain her with the silly voices you'd make for the characters' dialog you dropped your guard and ignored the wiggling of Flan in your lap at first. However, it was clearly becoming rhythmic and focused in its efforts yet you tried ignoring it and continuing but the effects were working as you couldn't help your bodies' reaction. Flan was starting to get red even on the ears as she felt you stir under her gyrations and eventually you couldn't help but get distracted from reading and you couldn't help but ask, "My lady where... where did you learn this from...?" she was silent for a moment but replied, "Koakuma told me... she said any man loves it!". You should've fucking known.

Feeling your dick strain almost painfully against her lithe but soft bottom you tried shifting her off of your lap but she misconstrued this and with red cheeks she mumbled, "Right.. a-after this..." she dropped to her knees in front of you and started fumbling the button of your trousers. "L-lady Flan its not appropriate!" you managed to choke out but she simply stared at you with her quizzical expression and with a tilt of her fair face she said, "but we're lovers aren't we? its only natural!". You couldn't correct her, not if you valued your life after all so you meekly nodded as you felt a strange disassociation like you were merely observing yourself and answered, "Y-yes... We are lovers aren't we?". You knew you lost something important in that moment, you felt yourself give up as the girl you thought of nothing as so much as a cute daughter or sister grabbed your hot and erect manhood in her hands.

Flan stared at your dick with fascination, her hands felt pleasantly as she played with it. You couldn't help but watch in painful resignation as she took it into her mouth clumsily.

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>>42630400
Poor butler anon. I wonder if Remilia secretly knows about this.

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>>42630400
What a succubus

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>>42630400
>"Koakuma told me... she said any man loves it!".
damn it Koakuma

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I can't believe Koakuma was the one feeding Flan all those vile thoughts this whole time...

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>>42630400
Wow flan is really going all in this time!

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>>42630454
She wasn't fond of the idea of being a mom but an auntie sounds nice

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>>42631904
Can either of them even get pregnant, what with them being vampires and all?

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>>42630454
Who do you think wrote Anon's contract?

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>>42631996
Remilia having the wisdom to see that the only way to get her sister to behave is by giving her an outlet for her centuries to pent up sexual frustration!

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>>42632182
Remimi is truly a kind and lovely mistress!

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>>42625892
https://youtu.be/J-fXTRHApRc

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>>42631922
Yes but they don't know it

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>>42630400
How can Anon possibly get out of this one with Flan's virginity intact?!

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>>42633721
Imagine if it turned out that he overestimated how angry Flan would be and that she would have understood if he spoke up to tell her why it was wrong.

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>>42629230
That makes yandere Hina extra funny.

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Write one where Satori get captured by yandere Lunarians

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>>42633721
Anon should be more worried about whether or not he can keep his humanity intact, and if the shrine maiden is willing to show mercy to him.

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>>42633805
Maybe the shrine maiden is the only one who can help him out of this dilemma.

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>>42633823
She's probably too busy beating her husband to care about what the vampires are doing. By the time Yukari forces her to take action, it's probably too late to save him.

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>>42633881
Flan would be able to smell the scent of another woman on poor old butler anon and know that he went out to see someone while she was asleep.

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>>42633769
Anon is a rather silly fellow isn't he? He's good at hiding it but he's a coward!

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>>42633319
Woah source please

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>>42634637
Anon, how many translated pregnant Remilia doujins do you think there are?
You really should be able to find it yourself.

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>>42633823
>Imagine Reimu giving a shit
Do I have to remind you why Gensokyo is a shithole in the first place?

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>>42633823
theres a reason why the moriyas and the myourens drown themselves in donations while Reimu is at the verge of dying of hunger

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>>42635623
stop noticing things

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>>42635837
oh, skint dont hate me because i am right, skint, maybe if you actually did something out to improve things rather than your bread-today, hunger-tomorrow you will get some coins on your box, or better yet, you would get an actual husband that would provide for you if he didn't try to date that maiden at the moriya shrine hes obsessed with
skiiiint~

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>>42615235
On one hand, foursomes.

On the other hand, not even death would free me from her grasp, and I'm sure she'd remind me frequently of that fact if I get uppity.

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>>42633805
He'll be fine. He just needs to pierce Flandre's heart with his stake, if you comprehend the implication

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>>42618147
Dumb cute flan.

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>>42630400
should have reply with "Flan it's not really lady like to suck a man dick!" also please hurry and write Mr.Writefag. I need to jerk off you know?

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>>42637138
But this is actually super ladylike?

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>>42637138
He no longer has any deniability now that he confirmed her idea that they had a romantic relationship The smart thing to do would have been to simply stay silent and let her think what she wants to without ever confirming it on his part. Should have been a last resort to save himself if she got pushy about wanting to hear him say it himself.

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>>42635623
Somehow I'm not convinced that the mountain miko is any more competent than the red miko.
Anon would probably be better off hiring a local witch to help him out of this jam.

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>>42625892
Like all 3 of them at the same time?

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>>42638266
Marisa strikes me as being too self serving to help someone out of a dilemma like this unless she got something out of it and if it involves someone like Flan it's going to have to be something worthwhile.

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>>42638353
>unless she got something out of it
She'd get paid, anon. She does run a proper business, y'know, even if she rarely gets any customers due to operating from the Forest of Magic. But since she's willing to help even fairies, she's obviously not too picky about her clientele.

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>>42638266
if sanae tries to do something and reimu hears about it, there are going to be a lot of trouble for the moriyas, but maybe she would try to do something discreet
>Marisa
actually not that bad, since marisa is the only one that enters and exits as she pleases, and while self centered, she has a heart, and also our half fairy witch has a knack for getting intro trouble just for the memes
his best bet would be to collect Patchouli's best books (or something), wait for Marisa to finally appear, and either bargain for her to rescue her, or tell him her tricks to exit the mansion unnoticed, all of this in pure secret
bad thing now is that butler-kun would have to try find a way to escape Gensokyo, because sure as hell Remilia isn't going to let her sister's dildo with legs escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>42638465
Marisa helping butler anon fake his death but having it cost his entire butler's salary! Being broke in the human village again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42638506
Not to mention the possibility of Flan herself going on a rampage trying to find him with the belief that he was kidnapped because he would never willingly leave her himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>trying to make a yandere story post
>spend so much time on the buildup that I lose my way and just make a regular sappy romance instead
>delete it when I notice what I have done
>do this several times

I love yandere as a concept but I don't think I'm cut out for this bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42641771
don't delete it you tard, save it and post it elsewhere as sappy romance
All wholesome content is a treasure
you'll get the yandere vibe eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>42641771
Noooo please keep going you left it right in the climax!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42641825
Don't worry, I'm not the Flan guy.

[Anonymous No.]

did anyone save the small suika story from last thread?
I liked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42641926
If you act fast you can probably look through the archive and find it.

[Anonymous No.]

What's new...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42642000
Catching Alice playing with a little doll she made that looks like you! Seeing her make it kiss a little doll that looks like her! Noticing that she has nailed dolls that look like your female friends and acquaintances to trees around her house!

[Anonymous No.]

You loved Flan, you must have of course as there's no way you could handle this otherwise. It'd simply be too much any other way.

It was getting close to dawn and all night you were forced to act lovey dovey with the small vampire, she was always on your lap or holding your hand while cuddling up to you with your study session being your only reprieve as she was used to the routine of you being stricter then. You could weather this easily enough despite how draining it was to have this forced upon you by someone only loved as family but it seemed to become a matter of your soul itself being drained. Flan started demanding that you eat what she did no matter the polite objections or explanations that, "its not good for a human to eat too much of another human's flesh" which worked at first but she started getting uncontrollable when you weren't "matching". It came to a point where you started seeing her use her powers to break things around meal time like a child throwing a tantrum and after a close call where flan broke the heavy wooden nightstand you were standing next too splintering it into small pieces you decided that you'd submit to your fussy lady's desire.

Every day you felt sicker with yourself knowing the cowardice that gripped your soul as you had to make sure to secure your own sustenance either squirreling away food from the kitchen to hide in your room for later or sneaking snacks when you could. The girl you've spent so much time doting on and loving as a father had innocently and naively drove you into a corner.

It was why that dawn as Flan was on the bed getting ready for sleep you weren't even phased by the "nightly sacrifice" as she coined it when you were play acting another lewd part of those damned smutty books. You were sitting on the bed facing the edge of the plush grand mattress as Flan lay down on the bed her head in your lap, the problem you took with it was that you were stripped of your dignity sitting bare with only a collar on as Flan's flushed and enraptured face indulged herself on your erect dick, playing with it as she pleased tossing it in her mouth with her mischievous tongue and seemed to be fully savoring the taste and feel of it in her mouth. You couldn't deny the pleasure despite your distress as your own arm was outstretched finding its home in the reaches of her bloomers teasing and building her excitement as her hot wetness made your fingers slick.

She loved the sweet words you dribbled out into her ears, sweet nothings really but she grew visibly more excited when you dropped the "Lady" part of her name and whispered your love not mincing your words despite your embarrassment and internal struggle as you knew that you'd rather degrade yourself then suffer the fate of that nightstand you were still finding splinters of here and there. "Flan is the only one for me... Does my dick taste good in your mouth? you look so cute sucking your slaves gift~" you hated this but Flan started spasming with that last corny phrase as she ground her small steamy crotch against your fingers as you quickened the pace eager to bring this session to an end already.

Flan lay there in a daze on your lap with your still spit covered penis hanging out of her mouth and as she breathed heavily you felt intense guilt but showed none of it as you called out to her, "Lady Flandre shall I carry you to your coffin now...?". She didn't respond as per usual so you made to scoop her up eager to douse yourself in cold water and get some winks of fitful sleep when she put her hand on yours and said in a hot and lustful, "I want to... I want to do it properly tonight. You've never c-cummed when I play with you so tonight you're gonna p-put it in me like Koakuma told me!". That goddamned devil, you'll have to get a charm later to pay her back...

You said smoothly with a love you forced to make real "I'll indulge any wish of my lady..." as you positioned her on her back taking off the damp bloomers and hiking up her nightgown. It was small and it didn't look like you'd fit as you spread the lips of her pussy but you knew there was no backing out now as with a blushing face Flan watched as you lined up your member against the wet and flushed hole you've been training till now as you entered the almost painfully tight pussy of the devil masquerading as a child below you. It was a testament to Flan's durability as she didn't show much pain at all and wrapped her arms around you clinging to your shoulders as you pulled her into a kiss guided on instincts by this point. You moved your hips slowly at first letting her taste the pleasure as your tongues danced. Your dick naturally couldn't go in all the way but you made due as you picked up the pace tasting her moans in your mouth and feeling her claw like nails scratch your back

As sensitive as you both were by this point it didn't take long for Flan to spasm again on you forcing yourself to fire a large and powerful load deep into her small womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42642403
That damned Koakuma strikes again... For the sake of butler anon, I sure hope vampires can't get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42642403
BUTLER ANON YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY SISTER
- Remilia probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>42642575
Do you think he was the first or is this a constant thing that they have to do for Flan to keep her under control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42642582
Probably Flan's first considering that she would've turned what ever lover she had into a vampire even against his will

[Anonymous No.]

>>42642737
That is unless she breaks them before getting to that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42642403
Poor butler anon… nice story

[Anonymous No.]

>>42642403
Wow, Anon sure is suffering, isn't he? Imagine having to go through all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42615235
well this is unfortunate
though odds are i'll get crushed by a comically large object if i stay around her for too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>42643989
fuck me forgot image

[Anonymous No.]

>>42642403
Yandere fics are a guilty pleasure: you want them, you know what you are getting yourself into, but as the plot develops, you start losing your soul.
Godspeed, fanon, you are cool, can't wait to see the fate of poor butler-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>42645483
people crave being so desirable an ancient monster takes leave of their senses to court them
then the story naturally flows to the monsters being monstrous

I crave Yukari, even though I know she's so far removed from mortal morality that she probably doesn't understand it anymore and would do incredibly evil shit by pure muscle memory

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>>42640401
Exactly. I can't see Sanae or Marisa leaving the dude suffer such fate, but they would act secretely as hell, and once they rescue him, they may hide him around for a time, but eventually he will be on his own. Gensokyo isn't really that big, after all
And if he gets caught...

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>>42645504
I know what you mean. And with what it's generally thought about Yukari, any relationship with her will revolve around one moral dilemma: does the end justify the means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42645504
>>42645556
And talking about that, Ran and Chen are basically her property and those two are very happy with their lives. Ignoring yandere shit, you will be just fine with her, I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>42645631
Ran and Chen are also monsters, so have a similar moral outlook to the gap hag
killing and eating people? They are youkai and that's what youkai do, so they see no issues
whereas you're very much so human self would disagree

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>>42645703
I meant that those two live under her, and they seem pretty happy. Being involved with the gap lady might not be so bad if we go with that.
But yes, you do have a point. Wonder if Yukari would respect your wishes or not. Maybe a wholesome romance story where Yukari motivated by her love tries to do some fixing with the status quo? Probably not

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>>42645504
>she's so far removed from mortal morality that she probably doesn't understand it anymore
Come now, anon. Just because the English aren't human doesn't make them eldritch monstrosities beyond comprehension. They're just lesser than us. Nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42645898
I appreciate how you take the time to rip on the English no matter the moment. Much respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>42615235
It gave Okuu.

Doesn't seem like a particularly yandere Touhou. I guess it's Tyaramu time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646761
The thing about Okuu is that she's very stupid in a very single-minded way. Like how her reaction upon seeing an intruder in the reactor core is to destroy them, and if said intruder tries to leave, she just interprets it as having to destroy them *faster*.
If she gets any wrong ideas about how a relationship should work, she will stick to that idea no matter what, and it would be virtually impossible to dissuade her from that mindset.

It wouldn't even be malicious on her part; she'd just think that a couple obviously needs to spend every waking moment together, and any obstacle to that needs to be immediately bathed in hellfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42642403
Flan really did it this time I wonder how remi will react when she eventually finds out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646904
I bet Remilia will become really jealous and Anon will need to quickly defuse the situation before Flan-chan destroys her sister to protect her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646761
Getting hounded by Okuu because she doesn't understand things like personal space and privacy! Okuu going around telling people you are married even though that's not true! Blasting innocent women with radiation for getting too friendly with you because she thinks they are trying to ruin her marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

I think Tojiko whould be more of a tsundere than a yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42648168
Don't underestimate a ghost's ability to make your life hell.

[Anonymous No.]

Its literally impossible for Marisa to be yandere
Prove me wrong. Protip:you can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>42615235
I got yandere bunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649301
at least your new wife can actually cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>42646930
come on anon
we both know she'll be happy for Flan and say some chuuni ass line like "as expected of the devils sister to so thoroughly claim her man"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42642403
Did he get her pregnant?
Please I wanna know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649122
Genki girl and yandere aren’t compatible

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649301
she's gonna sit on you with her fat ass until you agree to marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649722
>>42649350
I love my yandere bunny wife, I fuck her daily.

[Anonymous No.]

8:00 PM, Mugenkan
Elly stood firmly in front of the gates of Mugenkan as she had been for God knows how long. Calling it a daily grind wouldn't even begin to describe how monotonous it had become ever since Yuuka left for the Garden of the Sun. The few demons foolish enough to step out of the Lake of Blood into Mugenkan would be no match for the mansion's tile tossing self defense, let alone Elly herself if she somehow needed to intervene. The trivial matters over which demons tried to breach the Mugenkan entrance did not help Elly's profound lack of meaningful encounters. She could feel the creeping loneliness biting away at her sanity, but nothing could change the fate she had chosen as the gatekeeper of Yuuka's mansion. She simply would have to make do with the consequences of her lifelong commitment.

...That is, until an unsuspected glimmer of hope showed himself. It was rare enough to see Kurumi as is, a pleasant sight for sure for our oh so lonesome gatekeeper, and one that she'd be able to entertain an half decent conversation with, even if it was as trivial as it gets. (Un)fortunately, it seems Kurumi's visit wasn't just for small talk. She brought someone... definitely not a demon... it was Anon! In a strange surge of generousity, Kurumi was willing to listen to the battered Anon who had somehow made his way into the Lake of Blood. Anon wanted nothing more than to visit Mugenkan, a place he had heard was Yuuka's former home. How did he come to know such a thing? Kurumi had no idea, but he seemed harmless enough and she felt satiated enough to not just suck him dry.

And so, Anon made his way to Mugenkan with the help of Kurumi. The sight of Elly immediately sent goosebumps into Anon's soul. Such a tall woman, wielding a deadly weapon, with an outfit much more humble than the more welcoming, yet still terrifying lady of the river he recalls hearing about. Had he been fooled by that vampire? Was Anon about to play the pinata in the sick, twisted game of Death and her minion?
Surely, Elly would not stand for such an unfair treatment, nourrished only by Anon's stupidity. However, she thought Anon looked... cute. Over the years, she's had to deal with nothing but cocky, ill mannered demons. She was beyond sick of being disrespected in such ways, so someone who just cowered from what her looks reminded them of? That was perfectly fine, and it would be with newfound confidence that she told Kurumi that she'd welcome Anon in for the night. Anon's eyes shined at the prospect of both being welcomed into this place he had heard so much about, and that the scary looking lady wasn't out for his blood like he thought. Elly sighed at Anon's short sighted thoughts, content with having some company for the evening.

Thus began the visit of Mugenkan for Anon. It was quite the fancy place, red carpet and all... but it was terribly lonely. Not even the sounds of owls howling or mosquitos wondering would liven up this old mansion, only the deafening sound of Elly & Anon's steps. With no distractions to be witnessed, Anon had all the leisure to take in the sights, and Elly to take in THE sight she would soon figure that she'd been longing for in such a long time. Past that first encounter shrouded in fear, the composed Anon she was walking with was polite, soft spoken, and even a little bit handsome, or so Elly thought.

Soon, it would be quite the ruckus in Elly's mind. She was a pretty composed, reasonable woman, but the years of loneliness had gotten the better of her. Is it so wrong for her to believe that she is entitled to Anon...? She's been working so hard, for so long, perhaps it was just Yuuka's way of thanking her, or a gift from the Gods, or whatever... What little reason was left in her mind convinced her to first get to know Anon a little better, and so she offered Anon some tea, while asking questions here & there to get to know Anon better. How's family? Does he have any friends? Beyond these seemingly insignificant questions lied a much more important one that Elly longed to know. Just how much would Anon be missed if he suddenly "went missing"?
The passage of time and Elly's growing obsession slowly pushed her reason to the side, as she was now making up excuses for Anon to stay for the night, and began to idolize every little thing about Anon. The way he spoke, his thankfulness over mundane things like being given tea, the feeling of being listened and holding a worthwhile conversation! She was beginning to get more touchy feely too. Ooooh, the feeling of Anon's hands! What a wonderful thing! She didn't want it to go away! She had that right just as much as anyone else! But she must remain commited to Yuuka! I'm sure Anon will be fine with this outcome, right? Elly will take care of everything...

TO BE CONTINUED (maybe)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649122
She seems like someone who would try to downplay her obsession and laugh it off. She's self aware enough to know that her behavior is a bit erratic and tries to hide it so it doesn't put you off. Despite the confidence she likes to project, she's actually too cowardly to make her feelings known and continues to dig herself deeper into a hole trying to find alternative ways to get you to "see" her.

Like she'd come up to you after seeing you have an innocent conversation with another woman to ask you who that uggo was and criticizing something about her appearance before laughing like it was a joke. If you make some kind of plan with another woman she'll squeeze herself into those plans or just show up uninvited during your outing, all while trying to crack jokes and acting like she's not trying to prevent you from being alone with other girls.

You'd find it weird because she wasn't always like this. You wouldn't be friends with her at all if she was always an abrasive dickhead, after all. Her behavior just seemingly changed out of the blue one day. Though you didn't know it, that was the day when she realized that she had feelings for you. This kind of feeling was entirely new to her but she knew that she didn't want it to get in the way of this friendship tried to suppress it. Unfortunately, she did this very poorly. Before, she didn't mind that you had other female friends but now she couldn't stand the thought of you being alone with them. Whenever you went to spend time with another, her mind raced with all sorts of possibilities. Maybe that friend would fall for you as she did and she hated that thought. Maybe you'd fall for that friend instead, a thought that she hated even more. She knew she was being irrational but she couldn't stop her mind from bombarding her with these scenarios and she hated that most of all.

Marisa knew there was an easy way to resolve this, which was by simply telling you how she felt. Maybe you'd finally take her into your arms and make all those thoughts disappear. Just a couple of words and it could all be over. Or maybe this friendship could be what was over. Maybe you wouldn't feel the same and reject her, then things would be too awkward between the two of you to ever return to the way things were. She was more afraid of this than she desired to get rid of all her paranoia so she kept her mouth shut.

Eventually you confront her on her behavior and once again, she tries to laugh it off. She said she was just playing around and promised to stop if it bothered you so much. That was good enough for you and you trusted her to keep her promise. Things were different in Marisa's head, however. She did intend on honoring this promise for your sake but her paranoia also told her that you were now going to be taken away from her. She promised that she wouldn't insert herself into your plans uninvited but that was all that she promised. She was still a magician and had other means to keep you away from others.

Things had been strange for you lately. Whenever you made plans with someone they seemed to either fall ill or have some sort of accident happen to them. You brought this up to Marisa when you visited her but she simply said that some people were unlucky and things like that just happen sometimes. Still, it seemed too strange for it to be a coincidence. Marisa said that if it would make you feel better she'll look into it to make sure it's not anything paranormal, which put you at ease. You told her that you were glad to have such a reliable magician for a friend, which put a big smile on her face. She quickly turned around and said that she was going to make some tea to save herself a little embarrassment. Unbeknownst to you, the gears in her head were still turning. Marisa knew she only had so much time before those women recovered from her hexes. She had to strike while she still could and make it count. She made two cups of tea. One for her and one for you. Marisa really didn't want to use such a dirty trick, especially on you, but felt she had no choice. In yours she poured a bit of a love potion she made. Just enough that your thoughts would still feel like they are your own. With that done, she returned and placed the tea in front of you. You took a sip and began conversing with her as you always did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649752
poor elly doesn't deserve to be so lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649762
Marisa a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649762
You let Marisa do most of the talking this time. There was something on your mind today: the magician herself. You always liked spending time with her but there was something different about today. Her face, her voice, her mannerisms, even her style of dress. You felt comfortable in her company, this wasn't new, yet you now found yourself realizing that there was more to it than that. There was a certain longing you felt, looking at her now. You continued sipping on your tea as you tried to decipher this feeling. The longer you thought about it, the clearer the answer became. It was love. It was with this revelation that you realized that Marisa had not spoken for some time now and that you had simply been staring at her. She asked if there was something wrong, to which all you could do was quickly turn away from her to look out the window to avoid having her see you blush. Marisa smirked to herself. That reaction was all that she needed to know that her plan had worked. The magician reached across the little table between you to poke you, which caused you to flinch. Marisa laughed and took on an expression of mock concern. She reached out to take your hands in hers to ask you what was wrong again. You could feel your face turning red as your eyes met hers. Marisa was clearly messing with you. She continued teasing you, now assuring you that you can tell her anything, playing it up with a comically sweet voice. As humorous as her tone was, you were tempted by her offer. However, you thought about how uncomfortable it would make her feel if you just told her what was on your mind. What were you going to do, just blurt out that you have feelings for her? A part of you really wanted to do just that but no, you needed time to think. You quickly pulled your hands back and excused yourself, telling her that you forgot something important. You had to be alone with your thoughts and process this new revelation of yours. Marisa watched you rush off from her window with a smile on her face. She knew that you were going to return and when you did, you were going to make her very happy. Still, it wouldn't hurt to tail you on broomback just to make sure you didn't go anywhere weird...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649752
Top cute i love it

>>42649762
>>42649885
I take my words back, this is a pretty good yanmari story

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649722
God being sat on by your yandere while she tells you the only way she will get off your body is if you marry her is a very hot and lewd alternative compared to the whole pointing a knife or gun at you scenario and telling you to marry them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42642446
Can't have a baby out of wedlock - Anon's gonna have to go through a vampire shotgun wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649752
Imagine your song being the only thing popular about you. Poor Elly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649762
>>42649885
Marisa is really cute in this story!
To be honest this feel more like a love story than yandere story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650203
Remilia holding a shotgun demanding anon to marry her Flandre once she found out that her precious sister is pregnant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649594
Don't be silly.
Remilia would never be able to cope with the knowledge that her not-even-500 years old sister surpassed her. She's going to be seething, and at best, she immediately tries to seduce random village men in order to not be left behind.
But unlike Anon, they're all too smart to fall for a vampire's tricks. They'll ignore her and keep going about their business.
Remilia will be forced to order her own butler around, but that just going to make her little sister super mad. Anon will achieve what no youkai ever could; he's going to destroy the vampire menace once and for all!

[Anonymous No.]

Living a comfy live with Arisu in the woods sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650203
Accidentally continuing the Scarlet bloodline!

[Anonymous No.]

Recently it's felt like you've been in a daze merely watching your life behind a sheet of glass having as much control over it as you would a play or movie. The daily life you've worked so hard for played before your eyes of waking Flan up, playing with Flan, teaching Flan, further perverting your once pure relationship with Flan. No matter what the only thing that seemed to be on your brain and in your life was Flan, maybe... just maybe, Flan was all you needed?

It was a new night and you found yourself fresh from the post-workout bath dressed up in your usual butler's outfit in the sealed room where the small vampire that's become your entire world lay breathing softly in her ornate open-topped coffin. Flan as always was picturesque, wearing a soft pink silken nightgown that by the virtue of gravity accented the subtle curves of her childlike body and surrounded by the toys and stuffed animals she enjoyed as sleeping buddies. As you watched her sleep in the delicate moments of a vampire's dawn you couldn't help but watch her nearly flat chest rhythmically rise and fall as her soft breathe circulated the air around her.

At first you couldn't quite wrap your mind around it but witnessing the normally energetic and eager vampire in such a vulnerable state inflamed your passions... No that couldn't be right, how could you look upon someone you considered nothing more then a daughter in such a light!? You tried ridding yourself of these thoughts as you called out to her softly, "Lady Flandre its time to wake~" and reached down to rock her gently but your hand stopped just before you reached her shoulder and your eyes licked down her body as it recalled the contents of that fragile nightgown. You kept telling yourself that it was wrong, that you didn't see her in that way but you couldn't help but letting your hand wander down her body, viscerally enjoying the sensation of her flesh through the thin material.

You felt your desire stirring further, Flan didn't wake from this yet as you were light on your touch but you could tell she would come too with just a bit more. That dam of reasoning you built up held together by the self loathing you've felt at the fate forced upon you and what you now know is denial of the lust you've surely felt this entire time seemed to burst with some sort of frenzy. Of course, there was no other explanation and it was obvious to you now, you loved Flan as more then a ward and family, you had too. There was no other way you could handle reality.

You scooped the small monster up in your arms carrying her like a princess and transported her to the soft and plush part of the bed as she awoke when you placed her down. You were undoing the button on your trousers as she said with a voice still heavy with dreams, "Anon...? Whats going on...?" her gaze followed the activity out of the corner of her eyes like a predator tracking its prey and watched as your already erect penis made itself known. "Ah..." Flan seemed to understand and with a dreamy expression on her face simply opened her mouth giving you a chance you couldn't hold yourself back from taking and greedily thrust yourself into her eager mouth.

The girl that drove you into this corner without even realizing what she was doing licked at the head of your swollen cock with a passion all her own undoused by the the haze of the sleep she just awoke from. You guided one of her hands to the shaft of your cock to work it as she teased the head in exactly the way she knew drove you wild gently applying suction as she awoke further and missed no beat in pleasing you. You couldn't help but call out her name as you placed your hand on the back of her head encouraging her to suck you more aggressively which she responded to with happy determination.

The sounds and sight of your dick being messily pleased became your entire world as you called out, "My lady... I love you so much lady Flandre!". Your sappy words seemed to motivate her further as she began bobbing her head while targeting your weak points with her agile tongue bringing you to the edge of your pleasure and reason, "I-i'm going to cum my lady! drink it all!". Your dick started throbbing and twitching from the unrelenting pleasure and she eagerly sucked down the the love you shot into her mouth letting it gather on her tongue before she audibly gulped it down with every sign of enjoyment in her misty eyes.

She gazed up at you with love and passion tinging her lightly flushed face, with a finger on her lips she breathed out, "that was the first time you've been so forward~ but we're not done yet right~?". She leaned back hiking up her nightgown exposing her supple ivory legs to the low light of the singular lamp that lit her bedside and smiling you responded, "of course not my lady... Allow me..". As you leaned over taking your position with your face between your legs facing her now exposed slit you couldn't be happier. There was no other way for you to keep going after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653696
Oh no. Anon is already giving up on his humanity and turned into nothing more than a lustful beast. Who will stop Koakuma's evil plot now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42615235
Damn...
At least she can't pursue me out of water I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653806

[Anonymous No.]

>>42615235
>Mokou
Hell yeah, she is gonna let me eat her liver and turn me immortal

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653811
Ok I take back what I said
This is fucking terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653866
But anon, she's only obsessed with you because you're already Kaguya's loving husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654115
Mokou finally being able to avenge her father's honor by taking Kaguya's husband from her and making him happier than she ever could!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653696
Butler Anon's corruption is complete...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42654136
You'll have a smile on your face every day, anon.
Or else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653696
Flandre is going to change her diet from blood to cum, and she'll love every second of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653696
It's over for Anon. Once you've been caught by a vampire's charm, there's no coming back. For his own sake he better get a move on on being vampirized, before anyone finds out he's been eagerly seeding the young mistress and getting both in trouble. Lucky guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42650250
Even worse, imagine having your own theme be less well-known than the stage theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>42653696
Let's hope Flan knows better than to loudly and publicly profess her love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655471
I have a feeling that the next teatime flan takes with Remi will be rather eventful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42655709
Flan demanding that Remilia acknowledge their love while Butler Anon stands outside the room and panics!

[Anonymous No.]

"I heard you were fucking my sister anon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42649301
Would you get strong enough to defeat her if you eat enough of her dango?

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>>42656378
A final epic battle to determine if I will get married or not to the love obsessed moon rabbit, if I win the battle against Ringo she will finally leave me the fuck alone but if I lose than it’s the married life for me for all eternity.

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>>42654813
Is fairyhood included among the benefits or would I have to be a fairy beforehand?

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>>42657190
Remilia only hires real fairies, and will never accept men wearing shitty customes presenting themselves as a grotesque caricature of a fairy.

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>>42657221
Even if I snort 300mg of fairy dust (creatine) beforehand?

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>>42655962
"N-no..."

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>>42649885
This is great. Thank you!

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>>42655213
Flan vs Remi showdown when?
The right to get mindbroken by Flan battle will be intense!

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>>42649752
>>42653696
“Get pregnant”
“Get pregnant with my child!!!”

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>>42658724
Raising a dhampir mostly by yourself because Flan is too childish to be a good mother!

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>>42658766
Flan and your toddler dhamphir getting in fights and you having to resolve it because "they started it"!

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>>42649885
Moar pls

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>>42649752
Elly sure is nice treating us to tea and a conversation! Before we leave we should give her a hug, just to let her know how much we appreciate her hard work!

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>>42658817
Putting both your daughter and your wife in time out until they learn how to get along!

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Things have been a dream ever since you gave in to Flan's overbearing affection... no.. acknowledged your own feelings you surely had all along? You didn't dare dwell on it over much because the effect was the same anyways. The small lover that had taken you... no, the small lover that you've taken has been enjoying your advances as much as you've been... enjoying... hers. most days were filled with enough flirting that would make anyone watching die from secondhand embarrassment and you wouldn't, couldn't, have it any other way. Even during the rare outings into the mansion at large you've unwilling, or unable? to put up that mask that nothing's changed and both fairies and hobgoblins started whispering about your displays of affection whenever you they see you on your errands.

As such it was no surprise when the mistress of the mansion summoned you and your devil of a lover via a letter for tea and conversation in what was the nightly equivalent of just past noon. As per usual for this hour the daylight driven maids and goblin butlers of the mansion were almost entirely absent from the hallways with only a skeleton crew awake and active in order to handle whatever odd requests the mistress could make and prepping for the morning shifts' needs. As such the hallways felt almost eerie, or would have if you didn't have a dangerous monste- your sweet lover holding your hand and humming with a smile adorning her face.

You couldn't keep a smile off of your face either as you joined her in her humming, a familiar melody you played for her often with an old record player you bought from Kourin's store along with a few records. It wasn't easy to get him to part with it but after trading the few oddities and gadgets you had on you when you came to this land sweetened the deal greatly. It was as you walked hand in hand through the large ornate hallways lined with jet black glass windows that you made it to the doors of the large den facing with adjoining balcony facing over the ever placid waters of the lake that surrounded the mansion where the mistress was, and checking your watch as Flan excitedly knocked on the door you found you were right on time almost on the dot.

In her excitement of knocking Flan seemed to have left a dent in the door where her knuckles met the heavy polished wood but you paid it no mind as the doors almost instantly creaked opened. You walked into what was essentially half of a room containing not much more then wall mounted cabinets containing decanters of fine liquors the mistress didn't like drinking as it was too bitter for her behind a set of finely upholstered couches and chairs meant to entertain the privileged who gained the mistresses favor or ire. However, the mistress herself was sitting beyond a pair of opened glass doors enjoying the night time air with Sakuya at her side. As if it was natural the moonlight sparkled upon hitting Sakuya's silverspun hair and the mistresses soft and silken gown, they were around a table filled with sweets and a cup of tea already steaming and waiting for Flan to partake in it.

Flan didn't let go of your hand as she dragged you to the table and after a split second of indecision solved by a glance at your softly smiling face and the words, "go on my lady" she let go of your hand took her seat almost salivating at the treats in front of her. Remillia gave you the slightest glance, a look you couldn't decipher properly as you took a few steps back taking your place at Flan's shoulders, as a servant should.

Remillia took a deep sip of tea, spilling a bit of the liquid on the hem of her dress prompting her to dab it with a handkerchief Sakuya wasted no time in offering. "Flan my dearest sister, how has the grand fate of your unlife been treating you?". Flan looked up from the macaron she was devouring and swallowed before talking, just like you taught her! She spoke, "Sister are you having another one of those phases where you talk funny?". Remillia choked a bit on the soft cake she was snacking on with a cough and Sakuya patting her back she recovered her composure and pretending like nothing happened said with faux confidence and teary eyes, "D-dearest sister of the red night, I know not what you talk of..." pitying the spaghetti spilling vampire you pat Flan's shoulder and spoke up, "My lady of the bloody dungeons merely misspoke mistress Remillia, your speech is as exquisite as always" You leaned over whispering into Flan's ears, "please my lady, remember what we studied about manners!".

Flan gave you a look out of the corner of her eyes but sighed remembering your etiquette lessons and with the mouthed words of, "you owe me" she spoke up again without nearly as much gusto as you or Remi, "Indeed, the crypt i've seen fit to lurk in has been most accommodating as of late. I must endorse the... dark boon... you've bestowed upon me.". You could tell Flan was as embarrassed by this as you were but she didn't break character at least...

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>>42659902
Uh oh, I hope Butler Anon teaching Flan some manners will be enough for Remilia to let this all slide.

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After correcting Flan and letting Remi regain her shattered pride the minutes stretched on while the two girls chatted in the chuuni archetypes they've cultivated talking little about anything meaningful. Once again that nostalgic feeling of watching something entirely cute and innocent presented itself to your eyes and you could tell your face was slipping into some kind of absent minded contentment much like the face Sakuya refuses to acknowledge she takes.

It was as you moved to refill your lady's empty cup that the words Remi spoke caught your ears, "I've heard from our dark academic that you've taken an interest in her romantic masterpieces as well? She was quite pleased to expand her captive audience...". With that comment Remillia gave Flan an appraising look and her eyes darted to you as well, fortunately you didn't register what was happening just yet so you couldn't give anything away. Flan spoke up, clearly missing the hidden meaning and said in her happy-go-lucky tone, "Indeed, I find the novels she smiths... riveting~" giving you a dreamy glance.

Your legs chilled at once as the implications dawned on you but you kept your knees from failing and the tea pot safely placed back on its saucer as you stepped back taking up your position once again but now listening acutely to the conversation at hand. 'Flan please...' you thought, but she continued in the same tones of innocence, "I loved-! ahem... was most taken by the story of the butler of the order, his struggle against Mistress Lunaria was most gratifying. I drew much dark enlightenment from that script...". Remillia sipped at her tea, this time she didn't spill anything and fixed you with a glance that pierced your soul as Flan continued on after a short "I see". 'Flan.... please just this once read my mind...' you couldn't help but pray but it was no use as Flan continued.

Even in the moonlight you could see the tips of her ears go red and knew that this was it, "It did much to bring a dark gravitas to my own being, as the boon you granted me helped me relive the... intensity... of the of what scenes that masterwork called to mind" Flan's voice was dreamy as she recalled the memories and you could see the blush spread down her ears as you felt your fate was sealed entirely. 'so this is it huh...? I can't believe my death would be so meaningless' you manage to think in the second before Remillia's demeanor changed like like the sun exploded dooming the surface to an icy cold fate.

Sakuya was snapped out of her likely very inappropriate thoughts as Flan just tilted her head slightly confused at the sudden change in her sisters' mood. Remillia smiled at you, her face as emotionless and cold as the still water of the lake, "I see the one I entreated my noble sister of the night upon has been busy indeed...". It was do or die time, and you knew it. With a fatalistic attitude like the world melted away and all that mattered was living a second longer you stepped forward by Flan's side and with the power of all those countless chuuni books you read and the fire of a cringe so real you couldn't escape it you spoke with your chin held way too high for someone in your position as you splayed your arms out.

"it is as my noble lady of blood Flandre speaks, I have taught her of gravitas dark as the night as the moon illuminates your terrible splendor! My noble lady owns not only my flesh but my corrupted heart as well...". You turned your head to Flan for dramatic effect, knowing that you'd rather live through this strange soul straining fate of seeing the girl you cared about more then anyone take your love and twist it into lust than see your own life end so you got down on your knee as you took Flan's hand. The wide moon was a backdrop Flan's mob capped head, her skin was illuminated by the gentle moonlight as pale and marbling as a sculpted masterwork, her eyes shone its ruby red glow complimented by the jeweled wings that sparkled with a rainbow of light that was absolutely dazzling to your eyes.

"My Lady Flandre, I wish only for your baleful hand and heart in this dark life and the next, I swear to serve you even after my own body and soul fails me!"

You couldn't believe the shit you just spewed out of your mouth but desperate times call for desperate measures. It got the desired results too it seemed as Flan, taking a second to process your chuuni speak into something understandable, grinned widely exposing the fang clad smile squealed as she jumped onto you toppling you to to the floor in a hug. Even Remillia and Sakuya couldn't quite process what happened yet as the cold fire that burned in Remillia's eyes were dowsed.

As Flan kissed you repeatedly you heard a laugh coming from the mistress of the house, "of course a man of your caliber could pull this off! Even with my powers of fate I wandered if it would work!" Remillia turned to the smirking maid, "Finalize the preparations we discussed earlier... Ah and ready the new contract!".

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>>42655962
>>42657394

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>>42615235
>Parsee
So not only best girl, but also classic Yan material.
It's like Pottery.

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>>42660903
No, but I would like a Capri-Sun.

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>>42659862
Both of them demanding dino nuggies and macaroni for dinner! making them promise you that tomorrow they'll eat healthier dinner!

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>>42660729
>>42660903
>"If I don't see you pump 10 vampire children into my sister, I'm gonna fucking kill you butler-kun!"

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>>42659902
>>42660729
never stop writer kun im always relieved and exited tp read when you post a new part of the flan story much like your reimu abuse fics!

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>>42662329
Thank you kindly Anon-chan, I had great fun writing the chuuni dialog and keeping a slight humor about things in this story.
Chances are I'll lay low for a few since I feel this story is as done as it can before formatting it and tossing it on my Ao3. Something I need to do for the last chapter of the Reimuabuse story for that matter.

No telling which hu will inspire me next, the reimu story happened cause of that one image and this one happened cause i often loved the idea of making flan absolutely useless and her forcing (you) to take care of her every whim including changine her clothes and bathing her (something I didn't get to touch on here sadly). Please look out of the next story as well!

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>>42662606
Poor Saguya, imagine being the maid bastard that has to wash Flanfly's crusty socks.Ewww!

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>>42662606
Idea:
Anon develops a relationship with Sekibanki, whilst the latter tries to hide the fact they're a youkai.

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>>42660729
I should've known that Remilia is a huge fucking dork and would be easily swayed by people humoring her high-class manner of speech.
This was a cute story, thanks for supplying us with Flan antics! I'm looking forward to seeing husbandanon being permanently crippled by Reimu.

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>>42660729
A happy ending for the new Mr. Scarlet...

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>>42662606
Thanks writing that flan story I enjoyed every part of it,also is there a chance of a epilogue down the line?

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>>42663572
God that'd be cute

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>>42662606
Another Anon here, but if you have more Reimu husband abuse than the one from the other thread, I wouldn't mind a repost!

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>>42650353
And Marisa is going to make sure it stays that way.

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>>42656517
She's going to be so happy turning your kids into rabbits

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>>42666137
>>42663832
Fortunately for you both i spent about 2 months in the reimu threads making a story about just that, the last chapter is in the works of being formated and posted to ao3 but is avaliable on the current reimu thread if you're impatient. I'd wait as I'm fixing errors and expanding out scenes, especially the lewd ones thanks to not having a restrainted character limit. Plus I want to rework the ending as it left me unsatisfied in its execution.

I'll be doing the same to the flan story as time goes on
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43718466/chapters/109935363

>>42665336
I had an idea or two for one, I'll get around to writing something soon! But for now I took some cold meds that's made be rather sleepy, only woke up to piss and post.

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>>42666777
Who do you think you'll do next?
I vote for Yukari because I am a hag lover

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>>42666805
Up in the air entirely, I liked the Sekibanki idea but if you have a pitch for Yukari I'd love to hear it too.
Ultimately it depends what inspiration I randomly find (or fap too, like this one Suwako/kanako oriented idea I had)

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>>42666857
to be honest I can't think of anything that isn't your generic overwhelmingly one-sided power dynamic
you got a faceless anon and Yukari
Yukari likes the anon for some enigmatic reason even she doesn't understand
Yukari then abducts the target of her affections since morals are for humies
Yukari can then do whatever the fuck she wants to the Anon since she's an order of magnitude stronger, faster, and smarter than any mortal ever could be

I suppose one idea could be her wandering the outside world, having love at first sight, and courting the target of those affections
Maybe Yukari's outsider alter-ego is ludicrously wealthy, since several centuries of compound interest and investments are a hell of a drug, allowing her to spirit away her new mate on a globetrotting adventure
she could then use the relationship to gradually take over every aspect of their life, slowly isolating them from everyone they know
Don't need a job, Gappy will pay for it all, can't spend time with friends or family since he's rarely in one place for more than a week, let alone his hometown
eventually Anon's only real connection to anyone will be Yukari, and he'll be entirely dependent on her since his life rests in her seemingly bottomless bank account
Then the cage snaps shut and Anon is dragged into a gap to his new home in Gensokyo and he discovers what Yukari truly is

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>>42666857
Doesn't necessarily have to be Yukari, but for me, any hag stuff with age difference is really good. I also love that big discrepancy in power dynamics, and even dealing with cross-species stuff. The mind of a youkai, their logic and the way they view the world is completely alien to ours. We would see kidnapping as pretty bad, and something you should never do, but a youkai would see it as completely reasonable to do. It's not that they hate them, but youkai are supposed to scare and lord over humans. Even if it's a human she loves.

But even with this species border, and the massive gap (heh) in understanding one another, still managing to fall in love with the youkai who kidnapped you and plans to keep you for all eternity has some nice romance to it. Like beauty and the beast.

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>>42667460
>>42667537
An eldritch lady with incredible powers, grace, and fearsome logic. Yet despite all of this she still insists she's 17 and pouts if you don't entertain this for her. Everything else about her is terrifying, from her actions to her manipulation, but every now and then she seems to get in the mood to roleplay as a young girl "Oh how will my big strong man handle me, his cute girlfriend?!" You can of course shun this, after all you're really not that strong, you've got no visible muscles and Reimu could easily beat you in a wrestling contest. Do you take advantage of this one thing you have in your relationship and tease her by pointing out how absurd her roleplay is? Or do you indulge the evil youkai in her fantasies?

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>>42666805
>>42666857
my vote is Ran only for the fact that kitsunes make erect

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>>42658901
I was going to leave it open ended but fuck it, just for you.

You went out to the edge of the lake as you often did when you had something to contemplate. You began idly skipping some stones as you thought about Marisa and how you suddenly felt about her. As you thought about what your next move should be, a familiar head poked itself out of the water. It was the resident mermaid, Wakasagihime. You've spoken to her many times in the past when you had something on your mind and she had become a friend to you. She knew that you were troubled whenever there were stones dropping into this part of the lake and she was always happy to lend an ear. The nature of your predicament barely managed to escape your lips when a barrage of danmaku rained down from above and scared the mermaid back into the depths of the lake. Startled, you looked up to see what it could possibly be, only to find Marisa descending on her broom. She landed next to you, chuckling and telling you that you need to be more careful because a youkai almost got you. You knew that the mermaid meant no harm and would have normally chewed Marisa out for doing this but today, you didn't feel like you could. Strangely enough, you actually felt happy seeing her, even if it was at the expense of your aquatic friend. That happiness was quickly overcome by anxiety. Marisa was here and you still weren't sure what to do about her.

The witch explained that she was worried about how suddenly you left and decided to come after you to see what was wrong. She took a seat on the ground and gently pulled you down next to her. Marisa stated that she could clearly see that there was something wrong and took your hands in hers as she did when you were at her home earlier. She looked deep into your eyes and pleaded with you to tell her. It took all of her strength to maintain this look of innocent concern and not crack into a triumphant grin, knowing that she was successfully tearing down your defenses. You definitely weren't used to her being this tender with you and that only broke you down further. Marisa leaned in a little closer. You couldn't help but feel as though she were trying to read your mind, not that she had to with how red your face had become. You wanted to look away but you couldn't. As gripped as you were by anxiety, you couldn't help but admire Marisa's eyes. Were they always this beautiful? Why was it only today that you noticed? You tried to say something but all that came out was an incoherent mix of an excuse and the truth. The devious witch saw her opportunity to deal a decisive blow in that mess. She brought a finger up to your lips and whispered that there was no need to say anything. With that, she moved her finger out of the way and replaced it with a soft kiss.

You froze up entirely in that moment. Your heart began racing faster than it ever had in your life and for a moment you feared that it you may die. Would it have been such a bad thing to die on such a high note, you wondered. Seeing you freeze up, even Marisa worried that she may have put too much of her potion in your tea but you snapped out of it soon enough. You still couldn't quite articulate the intensity of what you were feeling so you chose the wordless option and pulled her in to return that kiss, channeling your newfound passion into that instead. Marisa was ecstatic. All those pretty girls you knew in the village, all those youkai you fraternized with, she beat them all. She was the winner, and it was time for her to claim her prize.

The witch easily matched your intensity with her own, finally unleashing the suppressed love that she had for you. The kisses quickly spiraled into full blown carnal contact and the two of you spent the rest of the afternoon indulging in each other without a care for who heard or saw. If anything Marsia hoped that someone saw, if only to further solidify her claim on you. After all was done and you were both physically spent, you returned to the witch's house to spend the night. A night that was sure to put the afternoon to shame.

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>>42666777
I feel sorry for Anon, to reach such dizzying heights, only to have his body and spirit broken from the subsequent fall. I'm only at chapter 2 so far. The story is too long to finish reading today!

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>>42667706
Thank you anon.
I really like Marisa. She is like that one female bro who always want to play with you and help you out. The deeper you two bond together the more conscious between you two become! The mixing between romantic love and yandere lust really give this story a sweet spot compare to other yandere story. She always that something like this is abnormal but couldn’t resist and finally fully giving into her desire of wanting anon for herself alone.

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>>42667706
top cute, It was a nice story about Marisa doing witch stuff to steal her man
poor waggy though

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>>42668954
She probably popped her head back out later, saw them banging, then told her buddies about it who in turn told their other buddies about it. It won't be long before that news spreads to all of Gensokyo and everyone knows that the notorious human witch got herself a man!

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>>42669267
considering they were doing it till the evening its likely every fairy, youkai, and human that wonders around the area saw them and spread the word!

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>>42661657
Your daughter eventually having to help you raise your wife when she's old enough!

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>>42669290
So, like, three creatures at most, given that few people bother visiting the lake of death?

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>>42670293
well you got cirno, dai-chan and the other daiyousei, mob fairies, rumia, waggy, kagerou and banki, and mayyyybe a few others

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When anon won't fuck her sister and make Flan pump out 20 children

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>>42670315
Rumia is never stated to live around the Misty Lake, with Akyuu listing her main place of activity as "unknown", and Reimu only ever having met her near the shrine, Kagerou and Sekibanki would only be in the area if they were visiting Wakasagihime, and we don't even know if how many fairies, big or otherwise, actually live there, or if they just visit occasionally while playing around.
It's well-established that the lake is sparsely populated, though, with fairies such as Larva considering it a very poor habitat, and during DDC, Sakuya was pretty surprised to find out that any youkai even lived in/around the lake, and she lives in the area too, so she must be pretty familiar with the area.

Honestly, you could probably have all the sex you want near the lake and nobody would notice or care about it.

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>>42673403
Getting sexually assaulted by Kagerou by the lake!

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>>42674037
sudden assault by beast youkai is always a solid go to premise for doujinshi.

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>>42667460
>Maybe Yukari's outsider alter-ego is ludicrously wealthy, since several centuries of compound interest and investments are a hell of a drug
this is actually implied in canon
Yukari owns and knows how to use a smartphone, and you need a bank account to get one of those, and since she's an imperious and arrogant creature, its unlikely she'd be satisfied with the bare minimum of income

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>>42675276
>Yukari knows how to use a smartphone
Bullshit, I refuse to give up my tech illiterate gappy headcanon.

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>>42675446
The gap hag is one of the very few hus that specifically wouldn't be

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>>42665336
For my good friend anon

You knew this was it, it was all over for you if you didn't escape!

You were held in a dark room, you weren't sure where you were exactly but the air around you was black as obsidian without even a ray of light to dispel it. Your bindings held you tight, and perhaps as a sign of temporary mercy they were one level below cutting the flow of blood to your hands. You knew that mercy wouldn't last however as the last words of your captors echoed in your mind, "it comes and you shall await its wrath here, kukuku...".

It was hard to breathe in this chilled dank cellar of a dungeon, although you weren't sure if it was claustrophobia or the dark itself seeping into your lungs and removing the air like brigand who found a chest of gold. As you struggled against the bindings that held your hands and feet you grunted with effort but the hempen rope didn't budge in the slightest, a testament to its craftsman you supposed. However, you weren't a butler of the SDM and personal caretaker and husband of the red devil, Flandre Scarlet, for nothing! It took some coaxing but with wiggling you were able to shimmy out a small razor sharp cutting tool hidden in the recesses of your wristcuffs you used for all sorts of utility, one of the few items you kept literally on hand in case your duties required it.

It seems your captors underestimated you and with a bit of struggling and close calls you were able to get the razor into your clammy fingers and start chewing away at the fibrous restraint. Just as you freed your hands and the restraints fell with an audible and soft sound you felt the foundations you were in shake and you cursed out loud, it was already starting! You hurriedly freed your legs and without taking even a moment to rub the sore joints of your arms and legs you got up finding your footing on the cold but flat stone floor.

You replaced the small cutter in your cuffs and pulled out a small matchbox, something you always carried on your person and it seems your captors deemed it unworthy of their attention. With an undoubtedly smug look in your face you struck the match on the side of the sandpapery box and a brilliant and bright flame dispelled some of the dark around you. The cellar you were in wasn't built to hold a man but the solid door on the far end of the cellar didn't help matters. Still you were undeterred as another violent quake shook the foundations and caused dust to fall around you like snow, you had to hurry! Fortunately the lock was simple and it didn't take you long to use the copper brooch with a purple gem your beloved lady gave you as a gift for to pick the lock, you kissed it thinking fondly of your lady as you slipped it back on your lapel.

It didn't take long to find your way up, the wailing was audible, it was the voice of Flan! The quakes were more frequent shaking the walls and windows. Dammit you had to get there fast! You cursed under your breathe, as the first of the obstacles presented itself, short of stature and vicious in appearance those warty monsters snarled and pointed at you, "Git em!" they yelled out as they charged you. You didn't train for nothing however and despite their numbers you kept your distance using your longer limbs and a body forged by Meiling's training to strike, punch, and throw those monsters into each other even if you did take a good few scratches and bumps yourself. You left their groaning bodies behind as you ascended a flight of stairs the shakes growing ever more intense, there was no time!

As you reached the doors to the Ante room where they held your beloved captive your fist real trial awaited, a demon in red and black stood sentinel unphased by the wailing and screams that nearly splintered the door it guarded. Instead it smiled when it saw you, "I thought you'd come!" it shouted above the wailing of your lady, "but I cannot late you pass!". You didn't have time to respond however as you rushed the demon and the glee in its eyes turned to despair as it saw the secret weapon you've been waiting a loooong time to use on the malicious being as it cried, "h-hey wait a secon-!" a blessed charm soon flew at its face with a vengeance and with a "gaaaahhh!" it collapsed with its knees buckled under itself. You had no time to gloat however good it felt to get your revenge.

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You threw open the doors, they must have been enchanted for the pressure was intense on just the other side, you slipped in the ear plugs you had ready expecting this and like fighting against a strong wind your next challenge appeared, the master of the dungeon you found yourself in and the mastermind behind your lady's torment! The master's eye's widened and it tried to speak its foul tongue but found it pointless, so it simply raised up its hand to forestall you, which you ignored as you tried to keep moving past it. The master seemed to resign itself and its red eyes shone like the brooch it wore under its neck as it flew at you with its leathery bat-like wings, you expected this however and you produced your next secret weapon, it was a small paper parcel but it contained the weakness of this monster! You threw it at the monster as it flew at you in its mad dash when the wrapped parcel struck home against its forehead where it panicked realizing the true nature of the clove of destruction and its blessed parcel as it rolled on the floor with tears in its eyes, but you paid it no mind as you headed in to the main chambers.

There she was, your beloved Flandre! Flan was strapped to a vicious velvet cloaked reclining torture device where thick iron bands wrapped around her wrists and bent legs straining under the pressure of the vampire who's face was red with pain as tears streaked her eyes. You had to get to her! The two guardians next to here were too busy tormenting her to notice your presence amidst the noise and confusion but became alerted to your presence as soon as Flan's pain stricken blood-shot eyes caught sight of you causing her to shout your name. You swore you saw one of the guardians sigh and return to its torments as it lifted the hem of your beloved's dress! You cursed under you breathe as the other guardian, a lithe silver and blue clad hellion teleported to you in an instant! Although you couldn't hear the words she spoke it seemed it was mostly tiresome as she reached for you. She clearly underestimated you however as even though she already had your hands in a lock with its fearsome powers of time you had already expected this and set your own plants into motion!

Small flashes of light went off all around you dazzling the eyes and ears! You had foreseen this instant assault to restrain you so you used the one tool faster then even time itself, LIGHT! The silver hellion was dazzled as it recoiled allowing you to take this second to rush to Flan's side! The other guardian ignored you as you moved to Flan's side, on instinct you tried taking your beloved's hand desperate to assuage her torments but her hand was wrapped around a solid iron bar, and Flan was winning against it so you wrapped your hand around the outside of her hand. The yelling came to a pitch as a viscous boom of pure destruction seemed to resonate from her mouth and blew out the ceiling above you, allowing you to see the floors stacked above you ending in the night sky overhead radiating it's darkness in where you swear you saw a flash of dark against the starry sky and a small flash brighter then a star shine down at you.

Flan quieted down soon after that massive burst of distress and Meiling appeared from between the legs of Flan as a second, almost as loud crying filled the air. Her hands bloody and carrying a small being covered in blood that she started wiping up gently with a wet silken cloth before wrapping it up tight in a small blanket. Sakuya sighed as she undid the heavy iron restraints holding Flan's arms, "Anon-san I do believe I told you it was dangerous... Of course you wouldn't listen however...". You made a short apology as Meiling handed the baby to Flan where she took it gently, her ringed finger adorned in gold with a gemstone as its centerpiece flashing briefly in the light as it rested comfortably in her arms. You the both of you couldn't keep your attention off of it as Koakuma with teary eyes walked into the room along with a slightly cross looking Remillia. However, their moods quickly changed upon seeing the child held between the both of you.

It was later while out on a run to the village for supplies for your new child that you picked up the latest bunbunmaru on a whim, "The torment of the Scarlet sister in the SDM?! the birth of a demon set to destroy gensokyo?!". You'd have to pay that damn cruddy crow back later...

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>>42676218
>>42676227
Butler Anon is badass!

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>>42667674
How fast would it take Yukari to cuck Ran out of her boyfriend?

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>>42676995
impossible, as i only have eyes for one

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>>42677003
She's gonna manipulate your boundary of lust or something idk

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>>42676227
This poor journalist has covered the scandalous Mormon marriage at the Hakurei Shrine, and the shocking mistress and servant relationship at the Scarlet Mansion, she's such an incredible worker! I wonder how many suitors Aya has!

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>>42677078
Where do you think she gets so many scoops from? Clearly her husband tells her

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>>42677090
There's no way Aya would have a husband in the know. One, anyone in the know would know to avoid Aya. Two, Aya would project her scheming journo awfulness on all other women, and really it's proper for a tengu's husband to stay at home all day. When a tengu spends all day working she'll want to come home to a bath, dinner, and a husband.

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>>42677130
Would Aya trick her husband into thinking she's human, just like how she tricked Kosuzu?

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>>42677264
Imagine spend years together with Aya without figuring she's a Tengu. That person must be as retarded as Kosuzu.

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>>42677264
Aya’s husband being grateful because his completely human wife sometimes brings massive eggs to share with anon
Anon commenting on how tasty they are and how nice they look
Anon questioning Aya about where does she gets these massive eggs and always getting a different nonsensical answer

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>>42677367
Not questioning all the strange medicine your lovely wife feeds you! Not really noticing that it's been years but you still look like a barely-legal boy! Not resisting when your wife touches you in funny places, it's your job as a husband!

Happy life with HUMAN wife!

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>>42677382
That can be applied to most touhous though… which youkai touhous would pretend to to be human only to get close to you?

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>>42677497
>That can be applied to most touhous though…
Man wouldn't that suck? Being the eternal youngboy househusband of some touhou and be molested by her every day? Haha, who would want that?

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>>42677518
>molested by her every day
Implying you can rape the willing

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>>42677534
Just imagine cooking in a naked apron (Aya's request!) and she comes in, tired and sweaty from a miserable meeting with the daitengus (who she just calls her bosses, technically not a lie!) and deciding to just plop on the couch and grab you, pulling you on top of her while she wraps her wings around you, groping as much of your body as she possibly can, and smothering you with kisses! Being Aya's stress relief has to feel so wonderful!

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>>42677497
Isn't this Sekibanki's whole existence, or is that just fanon?

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>>42677677
Bonks does indeed pretend to be human last I checked, since that her whole youkai thing of scaring others on dark roads. Much like kogasa but much less cute so she has to go stealth mode

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>>42678497
> Much like kogasa but much less cute
That's quite rude.

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>>42678888
It's really hard to be as cute as Kogasa, or as good of a wife as Kogasa! Maybe Kogasa should start some classes about how to be a good wife so we can avoid things like abusive Reimu in the future!

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>>42666777
I only read the stories you posted back in the first thread, so catching up was a treat. Waiting warmly for the conclusion to be uploaded!

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Nue going out to find a human to eat, a delicious human to eat!
Youkai need human flesh and fear, can't survive without it otherwise!
Lady Byakuren wouldn't approve, not at all! Gotta keep it secret!
Nue wants a lot of meat, the biggest, tastiest man she can find!
Wandering out at night in the forests near the Village, she finds anon! Anon looks so mouthwatering!
So hungry, so starved! Gonna attack and kill him before he even knows what's up! Nue charges!
Nue stops! Anon is smiling up at her, offering to share his grilled lamprey! Nue's confused!
She says he's being way too kind to a stranger!
Anon says he was just brought up that way to be respectful to pretty girls. Nue's shocked! Her? Pretty...?
Anon always comes to this spot every kinyōbi night, it's peaceful and where he hangs out. Anon offers to let Nue join him!
Shyly, Nue takes him up on that offer, just about forgetting her hunger as grilled lamprey tides her over for now.
Nue... actually having fun talking with Anon at night... Anon treating her so well, even though he can tell.
Can tell she's a Youkai.
Nue wants to come back again, promises she'll meet him another time.
And she does, and does and does and does.
Nue always coming to meet Anon at his favorite spot every kinyōbi night. Sharing some treats and drinks!
Unidentified Youkai growing so accustomed to this night, Anon always complimenting her looks and making her laugh!
Nue's falling in love, ever since first sight! Holding Anon's hand every night! Now she's leaving the temple during the day to be with Anon and happy all the time!
Soon enough, Byakuren-sama finds out!
...
Byakuren-sama approves! Tells Nue she's so happy for her!
Youkai and Humans finally coexisting together!
But Byakuren-sama reminds Nue that she will eat him eventually!
...
Nue pauses, shocked to hear that, asks what Byakuren-sama means!
All that hunger, all that pain, nobody scared of her and Nue is growing weak! Comes flooding back, Nue can't forget it anymore. That's what Byakuren means. Nue has to do something or she'll disappear...
Youkai need frightful beliefs or else they vanish, if nobody fears Youkai they die!
Byakuren-sama tells Nue.
If she truly loves anon, she won't eat him and will gladly die as a true lover would.
If anon truly loves Nue, he'd let her eat him, dying as a true lover would, that she may live.
Nue can't take this, why is she left with few choices, why does life have to be so cruel even for a Youkai...!? Why Byakuren, why tell her this, instead of let her achieve Nirvana through her blissful ignorance?! Byakuren just smiles and says that she'd hate for Nue to disappear, that's all.
...
Nue confronts anon at his house at night.
Not so lovey dovey now... anon's kinda scared of the sight.
Anon asks as she sits down next to him, what's wrong...?
Nue quiet...
Nue just looks into his eyes... bursts into tears and cries!
Nue explains everything and holds onto anon tight, Nue can't take it and doesn't know what to do! She doesn't want anon to die!
Anon doesn't want anon to die either, he's upset and can't find the words in his mouth as he panics!
But still, he clutches Nue tight and refuses to let her go as he thinks over what she's brought to him!
Anon steels himself and breathes in, holds Nue up and wipes the tears from her eyes.
Nue sniffles and just looks back.
Anon smiles and kisses her, and then tells her he's had a good life. Just that little bit of time with Nue fulfilled him for the rest of his years.
Nue begs him, no! No...!
Anon holds her close and tells her it's alright.
He's scared and doesn't want to go into the light, but he'll do anything for the one who he'd have made his wife! Live for him and get strong to survive!
Nue wishes it didn't have to be this way, but she'll make sure Anon's memories live on a long time.
Nue gets on top of him and spends a long time with him that night! Nue makes anon feel good and they make love for the first and last time!
Nue tells anon to shut his eyes and sinks right in.
...
Come morning anon's gone and dead, not even bones left in his stead.
Nue is full and feared and powerful than ever but she won't stop making tears, she's never going to get over this.
But at least she'll go on to raise her and Anon's child and one day she'll be happy again and regain her smile!

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>>42680800
Why not just eat Byakuren?

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>>42680800
Devious Byakuren! The real solution would have been to help Nue find food and become a serial killer couple.

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>>42680800
Nooooo! That's too sad!

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>>42678901
I can't imagine Kogasa as a yandere. Her old-fashioned ideas of how one should act would be cute though, like a tool that really, really, *really* wants to be used.
Worst I can imagine her doing is "disposing" of the other umbrellas in your house so you HAVE to use her.

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>>42680800
Byakuren is so evil
Bitterly denying Nue happiness out of envy

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>>42681231
Kogasa strikes a deal with Tenshi to make it rain alot. Seeing as you have no umbrellas, Kogasa offers to escort you wherever you go to keep you out of the rain. With it raining all the time she can maximize her time spent by your side. After a few days of this out of season typhoon the villagers complain and a crop gets drowned out, the threat of a food shortage among the humans gets the attention of Gensokyo's resident problem solvers.
anotherincident.scrollery
Reimu beats up all offending youkai and some unrelated bystanders.

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>>42680800
Nue is a monster! She should be destroyed!

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>>42681231
I was actually taking a crack at it myself even though it leaned more into romantic as the shit I do often does. Bit long winded with a bit of set up involved so I might wait until the next thread to post it since this one is on its way out. I'm not done with it either way though.

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>>42680800
Fate giving Nue a stillborn to punish her for not at least trying to find another way!

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>>42682050
Nuuuuuee

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>>42681231
Kogasa is too nice to dispose of other umbrellas. She'd just give them off to other people (but she would still think she's pretty twisted for doing so). Such a pure yandere girl!

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>>42682050
What is Nue supposed to do? If she tries convincing anon to help her get human victims then the crimson slasher will come down on them both. And who's to say anon would willingly assist murders if he didn't want to die himself?

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>>42680800
Nue wakes up screaming and crying! Her boyfriend is laying next to her and quickly holds her shoulders, and asks if everything is alright! Nue sobs and cries into her lover's shoulders! Byakuren bursts in and asks if everything is OK! Nue explains she had the weirdest dream where she had to eat her boyfriend, and Byakuren told her to... and... Everyone telling her it was just a bad dream, and that everything is OK! Nue being calmed and eventually lulled back to sleep!

Waking up in the morning to a big breakfast at the Myouren Temple, with all her friends and her boyfriend! A happily ever after for Nue!

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>>42682845
Is Byakuren still the dastardly villain who put that thought in her head or was that also a dream?

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>>42682802
there could easily have been a way that didn't involve that
She never bothered to check

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>>42682878
And what way would that be?

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>>42682865
It was all a bad dream! Nue has her boyfriend, her non-biological mom, and her non-biological mom's adopted youkai all intact! It's the good ending!

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>>42682882
You know, not eating him
Not like she would've disappeared when Yukari has a whole village fearpigging for the youkai
At worst she would've taken a small hiccup in power

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>>42682882
youkai gain power from fear, not death
the dead fear nothing

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I believe anon's choice to willing sacrifice himself to the woman he loves shows more romance than any cheap cop out or magicking away the issue like it being a dream ever could! Anon could never say he truly loved his Youkai wife if he wasn't willing to let her feed on him, nobody will ever love their Youkai wife as much as that anon did! It's no different than a father throwing himself in front of a bullet headed for his child.
At least Nue will still be able to raise their child!

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>>42683175
I love my 2hu for real
this is why I would instead petition Yukari to let her go on safari in Detroit to get her fill

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>>42683175
You may have a self-destructive martyr fetish, but it's bad to have in real life! Youkai want to spend eternity with their lover, not have him throw away his life for a grand romantic ideal! Don't worry though, I'm sure whatever youkai you're with will want to stop your self destructive fantasies, by locking you up in her house, strapping you to the bed so you're snug and tight, and keeping a close watch on you. She loves you and won't let you hurt yourself!

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>>42683175
Offering to let your youkai lover eat you is pretty much an undying declaration of love. It's so romantic...

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>>42683175
I am absolutely biased but I'd like to think it's just as romantic to want to kill for her too. Why die and ruin both your lives when you can sacrifice others in the name of your mutual happiness and live on instead?

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>>42682973
Fear boners give youkai women power.

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>>42683189
You shouldn't let your 2wife kill and eat niggers. Its bad for their health, too much cholesterol and parasites

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>>42682883
I do love a happy ending...

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>>42679628
Taking me longer than I thought too format but it's what happens when I get too into rewriting certain scenes.
Its about 34 pages from the original 30 according to word so far and i'm about 15 pages in.

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New!

>>42685385