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42600843 No.42600843 [Reply] [Original]

Aight I feel like we've waited long enough. Post the geniuses of Touhou. Do it now.

>> No.42600877
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42600877

Nitorare

>> No.42601369

>>42600843
reminder that nitori day is on september 20

>> No.42601400

>>42601369
Really? source?

>> No.42602847
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>>42600877
i will snap your neck through your ip address
and then i will hold flanvia at gunpoint and froce them to draw nitori having wholesome sex

>> No.42602869
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>>42602847
easy lad, no need to get mad for such thing. And even if I die, someone will replace me

>> No.42602935

Another day, another man Nitori fucks behind her boyfriend's back.

>> No.42602937

>>42601400
It’s unofficial, I just thought it would be fitting because 9/20 sounds like nitori

>> No.42602944

>>42602937
Didn't some 2hu have some official/unofficial days? like Rumia and others too.

>> No.42602954

>>42602944
I don’t know, but I figure we could make that day nitori day

>> No.42602986
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the worst part about the cuck is that he's an uncreative hack
it would be funny if he shuffled his shitting on the floor around a bit, but instead its the next best thing to a bot

>> No.42603001

Kappa are DUMB they are so dumb friends of humans? LMAOOOO hell no they are short first of all, all these pics trying to make Nitori (dumb turtle) look sexy, in a tanktop like she's some incredible mechanic tomboy? FAKE SHE'S A MIDGET man what a dumb con artist you should all seriously ignore her do you know the Moriya Shrine hired her to build a lift and they made it with planned obsolescence in mind? SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM and don't even get me started on how obnoxious her kind are, especially on youkai mountain. man I hate kappa so much, Gensokyo's biggest mistake was inviting them in.

>> No.42606158

>>42600843
>completely mogs human technology, the only thing humans are good at
humans are BUILT to be the servitor species in touhou. sad!

>> No.42606482

>>42606158
why do you talk like that?

>> No.42612166

>>42606482
kappa talk weird

>> No.42613483

>>42612166
Like us humans

>> No.42614841

>>42600877
built for fidelity correction

>> No.42615936

>>42600843
>>42600877
>>42602847
>>42602869
God damn fuck I wanna blackmail her into having sex with me until she loves my cock more than she does her Kappa boyfriend.
Kappa women are literally just made to be manipulated into becoming human male cocksleeves.
You want her to have lovey-dovey sex? Fine, I don't mind that as long as she knows she's my pet and I'm her master.

Prove me wrong, pro-tip:
You can't.

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>>42615936

>> No.42617430

>>42615936
But she doesnt have a kappa boyfriend. She is still single and waiting for a human male to romance her so that she can have a relationship full of lovey-dovey sex with him

>> No.42617649

>>42617430
So I can still blackmail her into giving me her Kappa virginity? Based.

>> No.42620486

>>42602869
>someone will replace me
I'm okay with having 8 billion frags if I will have to gain this much

>> No.42622575
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42622575

I hope you like Kappa
Turns out that drunken misadventure of yours a month ago gave Nitori a very special surprise
She brought her friends to help you pack up for your new home by the river

>> No.42622692

>>42622575
What if i dont want to go?

>> No.42622707

>>42622692
She's youkai and is stronger than you
She'll just heft you over her shoulder and carry you off

>> No.42622858

>>42622707
But what is she going to do to me once she takes me to the riverside? Am i going to get killed by her and her gang of kappa?

>> No.42622877

>>42622858
no, just an immediate shotgun wedding

>> No.42624364

>>42622575

Is the real estate good? Do I get access to Kappa technology and craft schooling? What obligations am I going to worry about? Any huge rules that need to get brought up? Do they like their pickles sweet, salty, or spicy? Do I still get to go another round?

>> No.42625921

>>42606158
>completely mogs human technology, the only thing humans are good at
All the successful kappa projects are just them imitating human technology, and even then they rarely succeed because they don't work together well and they don't have the dedication to see things through to the end. They're more messing around than anything.
And the stuff they build that looks far more advanced than current human technology is just outright magic. It would easily fall apart under the scrutiny of a human going "that shit sounds retarded".

>> No.42625999

>>42622575
I can finally achieve my dream of creating my own metal gear
Ill call it Extinction

>> No.42632205

>>42600877
Look at her breast.

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>>42632205
Kappa's kappas!

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Gotta say. She also looks great with that mechanic look to her, and the swimsuit look is kinda meh. Like consider this: she's very much busy with either building stuff or causing trouble, and she's dressed for practicality with her dress pockets and big bag of tech. Why wear a water-resistant swimsuit when she could wear an undershirt for freedom of movement and not sticking to her constantly as she works.

Also what are the odds she has a motorcycle or something, on top of her helipack and water riding. Like it isnt unreasonable to assume she's seen one in a magazine and wanted to make her own, even if she's likely to fail here and there on it. Why shouldn't she be allowed to have nice things?

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>>42632320
This guy draws the best kappas, but I wish he did it more often

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>>42633928
https://twitter.com/cactas7
This guy also draws pictures of Nitori every day, super cute style.

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>>42633963
Looks like she'd call you big brother instead of sworn friend. Wish there was color

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>>42634214
Colors would be nice for those pics yeah.

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Military press the kappa! Bench press the kappa! Shrug the kappa! Bicep curl the kappa! Bent-over row the kappa! Squat the kappa!

>> No.42648673

>>42638418
Why military press the kappa when you can mating press the kappa

>> No.42649128

>>42648673
No sexa in the kappa

>> No.42649142

>>42649128
but the world would be so far improved by giving it more kappa
Nitori is a treasure and so there should be more Nitoris

>> No.42650339

>>42638418
A portable kappa! An extreme version of a swiss army knife!

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