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42591845 No.42591845 [Reply] [Original]

If you somehow made it into Gensokyo, the girls are all going to be swooning over you.

>> No.42591885

that will NOT happen!

>> No.42591898

Too bad for them, I'd only hang out with popular girls.

>> No.42591910

Just like real life. The perks of being an handsome and muscley otaku is that women (deliberately) mistake my severe autism for serene confidence.

>> No.42592118
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>>42591845
Youkai are fond of outsiders (especially tasty ones)

>> No.42592126

>>42591845
Wait a second, something's fishy about this...

>> No.42592133

>>42591845
i dont want any affection from this stinky bat though

>> No.42592152
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>>42591885
It WILL happen and you WILL be happy
>>42592133
You don't have a say in it

>> No.42592162
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>>42592126
Is that a bad thing

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>>42592133
Yes you do, bats have big butts, you can spank them.

>> No.42592192

>>42591845
I find that very hard to believe.

>> No.42592272

"freshmeat, freshmeat" the yokai women will be chanting as they tear my body apart
finally, i have gotten hoes

>> No.42592280
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>>42592272
Hmm not a bad fate desu
At least i would be useful to someone in death if not in life

>> No.42592297

>>42592173
they fart from there

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>>42591845
I just want sakuya.

>> No.42592711
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>>42591845
>>42592152
>>42592173
why are female youkai so lustful for human males?

>> No.42592782

Impossible, I am not a cute girl.

>> No.42593035

>>42592272
aah~ my lolicon nutrients going into their bodies!

>> No.42593089

>>42592162
Waggysaggy is NEVER a bad thing.

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alas, ours is a heavy burden

>> No.42593286

>>42591845
They would all fight to see who can eat me first

>> No.42593305
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>>42593286
Seeing all those youkai fight to see who can get to kiss you and smooch your dick first!

>> No.42593560

>>42593305
satorin is not a pervert

>> No.42593704

>>42593560
Her smug face gives off the aura of a pervert

>> No.42593923

>>42592162
Yes, fish stink.

>> No.42593937

What if im a small shota from the outside world who gets stranded in gensokyo? Would i still be able to fight off the hordes of youkai? Or would they kill and eat me?

>> No.42594045

>>42593937
>small shota
yeah right,nice try midget

>> No.42594077

>>42594045
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B4Gks7DqsG0

Anon trying to pass himself off as a shota.

>> No.42594272

>>42593035
thats a pretty erotic way of looking at it
i want to sustain them with my love!

>> No.42595140

>>42591910
But the autism also prevents you from taking any advantage of it.
t. literally me in high school

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42595156

here's a method to ward away the pink one

>> No.42595323

>>42591845
No way, Reimu would protect me from all the horny youkai!

>> No.42595356
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>>42591845
they'll be swooning since you'd be taller than the malnourished Meiji era manlets that populate Gensokyo
they'd then immediately abandon you once they discover you don't speak a word of Japanese
unless you're a fat NEET, then you'd get fucked murdered by ferals long before anyone even knew you were there

>> No.42596037

>>42592297
and

>> No.42596070

>>42595356
>they'll be swooning since you'd be taller than the malnourished Meiji era manlets that populate Gensokyo
What if I'm not?

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>>42591845
Too bad I don't speak Japanese
I will start studying it soon, I swear on the untranslated hentai games I want to play

>> No.42596813

>>42595356
I do speak Japanese, but I'm a fat NEET.
Hopefully I get eaten by a cutie like Rumia.

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>>42595356
>malnourished Meiji era manlets that populate Gensokyo
lol. lmao.

>> No.42596971

>>42596966
Imagine posting a youkai as if that refutes anything anon said

>> No.42597015

>>42596966
Yokai hapa rapebaby doesn't count

>> No.42597043

>>42596971
so you say that's average for a youkai man? i don't see how it helps your case at all

>> No.42597102

>>42597043
I forgot which manga it was but shows a snake youkai guy and he was pretty much oji-san tier showing that rinnosuke is pretty much a one off.
And even if all youkai men looked like that for some reason what would it matter? Youkai don't really take human mates and of they do its such a rare thing we literally only have one example in canon, and he's pretty much asexual in the truest sense

>> No.42597120

>>42595156
But I don't want this pink to go away. In fact, I want her to stay very close and without a top and bra if possible.

>> No.42597146

>>42595356
You could speak with the Scarlet Devil Mansion folks, and some of the hyper smart youkai like Ran and Yukari you could probably talk with. There's also Kosuzu

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>>42597102
>Youkai don't really take human mates
well if you are talking about human girls i agree, in fact i think if you settled down in the village (and canonically ousiders can take residence there if they wish to stay in gensokyo) they would probably set you up with a girl and get you married as soon as possible, for the fresh genetic material you bring to the village

>> No.42597162

>>42597155
Undoubtedly, you'd have whatever auntie or friends trying to set you up with their daughters and sisters.
Personally I'd go for reimu but a cute mob villager would be nice too

>> No.42597243

>>42597155
Happy life with librarian wife? Isn't her power that she can understand any written language, so you can even have one-way communication without learning japanese.

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>>42597146
>Scarlet Devil Mansion folks
Unless you can speak Romanian or other Slavic shit that is

>> No.42597329

>>42597309
The Scarlets are English. Meiling is Scottish, Sakuya is a eastern euro Remi picked up and gave her a jap name cause she's a massive weeb.
You could speak English to the SDM gang just fine

>> No.42597389

>>42597329
all vampires are Romanian

>> No.42597425

>>42597309
She is a centuries old vampire. I'm sure she is capable of speaking every major European language just fine.

>> No.42598087

>>42597389
No they're Hebrew actually
I don't even mean that as a meme. The first vampire was arguably either cain or judas

>> No.42598173

>>42598087
God is the first vampire.

>> No.42598185

>>42598173
That makes no sense

>> No.42601900

>>42597309
remilia writes kosuzu a letter in english after the chupacabra business, so she at least knows english to a degree.

>> No.42601968

>>42598087
>No they're Hebrew actually
You're thinking of succubus

>> No.42601992

>>42597043
Half-youkai.
There aren't that many of them, so it's fine.

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>> No.42602100

>>42602003
I do this and look like this

>> No.42602171

>>42602003
This explains a lot.

>> No.42602970

>>42596070
you might get the interest of a couple for being a novel round eye in a land of slants, but other than that you got diddly dick but largely worthless trivia you've picked up over your years on this godforsaken site

>> No.42603344

>>42602003
What's with autists and their fixation on 90's animal mascot video games?

>> No.42604542

female youkai make me feel funny

>> No.42604629

>>42598087
Vampires suck blood from the neck Hebrews suck blood from the foreskin completely different anon kun

>> No.42608001

>>42603344
cute girls bad
funny animal character for childrens good

>> No.42608053

>>42603344
The retard are exposed to the little things first and form their first sexual interests around them because of said retardation
Cute aggression also plays a huge role the hatred of all things outside the narrow bubble of what is acceptable to them

>> No.42609391

>>42594272
ahhh~
turning into loli stool, providing nutrients to the soil

>> No.42611976

>>42597015
>rapebaby
Who was the rapist? Who was the lucky guy?

>> No.42612104

>>42611976
I don't think Rinnosuke himself knows who his mother was

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