Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Ooga booga, you will sign.

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[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE KIKIS

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls should not wear clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

Can monster girls help my opiate addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

You should write a monster girl story... now!

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons literally exist solely to be human cocksleeves

[Anonymous No.]

>Approach danuki
>Lean in close
>Close my eyes
>Sniff her breath
>Inhale deeply
>Wait for her to hit me
>It doesn't happen
>whatever.jpg
>Continue sniffing breath
>Somewhat afraid of her reaction
>Open an eye up
>She's just going along with it
>Gives me a wink when she sees me looking at her

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>>42562914
love meidos? love kikis

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>>42562926
Built to lose to human men

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Anon, do u believe in the great mechanized mother? The mother of all Automatons

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>>42562922
I tried but it's deleted now.

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>>42562885
That underwear exudes primal power!

[Anonymous No.]

I am the coil. I am the spring
(Only in me)
I am the ghost in the machine
(Only in me)
Recount confession. Give no release
(Only in me)
Will your stain ever live to be

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>>42562914
Of course! Shoggy can give you as much as you want, in fact, she'll give you more than you ask for.

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>>42562926
Literally the other way around though? Have you seen Deonor’s recent proclamation too?

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>>42562969
Within cells interlinked?

[Anonymous No.]

>Big sis has started to feel lonely after all the fairies and pixies made friends with guys from outside...

[Anonymous No.]

Kikis should only wear aprons and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

You may have avoided the wolf today, but you must go into the woods again tomorrow, and you must avoid the wolf every time you go into the woods.
But the wolf? The wolf only needs to find you once.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/44752379

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>>42563006
If you make it this obvious, no ones going to read or reply.

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>>42562783
Yet here we are. All this reply chain over a fucking tomboy post!

>>42562820
>>42562863
Or maybe BOTH sides of the aisle; the Newfag shitters and the Oldfag guards, have brain rotted themselves culturally. Some newfags cannot learn or know any better being emboldened by their actions or just can't respect thread rules. And at the same time, the old guard-fags have become borderline schizos lashing out at ANYONE they perceive as a threat.

>listen to concern trolls like you and allow newfags to push the overton window around
I just am not in either side, yeah call me a fence sitter. But I have come to the conclusion that the most vocal of either side are just terminally online. Whereas if you personally ask me, I choose not to let this bother entirely. Yes it'd be sad for this thread to die for good since I too love MGE. But I'm not gonna let that bother me greatly since I got a life, work and schedule to be concerned of.

Previous thread sure did end in a sour note, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

See that big-ass post?
That's off-topic nonsense that will derail the thread. R&I.

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>>42563032
Because, once again, It's funny to clown around.

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>>42563032
This nigger really bringing up the old thread. kill yourself, now.

[Anonymous No.]

So I just got thinking. What if, not just sniffing one danuki's breath, but two danuki's breath at the same time?

I think I'm becoming a man-slut

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>>42563032
>Whereas if you personally ask me, I choose not to let this bother entirely. Yes it'd be sad for this thread to die for good since I too love MGE. But I'm not gonna let that bother me greatly since I got a life, work and schedule to be concerned of.
So your stance after all that text is that you don't care if these threads go to shit because you're an uncaring normalfag bugman. Why should your opinion hold literally any weight on this matter then?

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>>42562992
Know not what you've seen
Know not where you've been
Know not what you've said
When things break
Things shatter

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>>42563032
Fuck off and don't drag meta shit from the previous thread, I'm not going to help you derail a fresh one.

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>>42563100
The ghosts are stealing my money

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>>42562998
Poor Ms. Titania. I guess it's up to me to give her several titania young'uns so she won't feel so lonely anymore.

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>>42562854
st.kitts and nevis
though he is also british

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>>42563001
Nudist girls...too...strong

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>>42563001
>Avoid the wolf
But big sis wolf said she has to show me a really cool thing in the woods, why would I want to avoid her?

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>>42563127
Based, he isn't a nigger then, just a black islander, unlike the other faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

Overconfident adventurers losing to lvl 1 monsters!

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>>42563001
Nah I took her meaty old aunt, stole her away from the pack and will parade my trophy wife in front of her pack

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>>42563058
I would sniff Bapho-chan's breath for sure.

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>>42562926
This girl hits a lot of marks for me.
>lots of nonhuman parts
>smug loli
>not a servant of some other monster
>powerful

[Anonymous No.]

Suika des~
here to tell you about the funny little [-] button!
Hides all the bad posts, including the replies!
Its fun!
makes the threads better!
INSTANTLY!
Try it now!
you won't regret it!

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>>42562998
Oh, is that unguarded fruit?

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>>42563157
I prefer overconfident monster losing to lvl 1 anon

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>>42563175
At least Ms. Titania is going to consider having new greenworm friends.

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>>42563175
>Unguarded fruit
How can Ms Greenworm resist when you leave fruit out looking that submissive and edible.

[Anonymous No.]

>try to fight miss Salamander
>lose
>get dragged into her cottage

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>>42563179
>Powerful Lilim that has conquered a few countries
>Turned into slave of anon
>very much okay with this

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>>42563204
Congratulations. You have contracted STDs. Enjoy your Syphilis and Crabs!

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>>42563205
>she goes to meet up in person with one of her vassals
>Anon is holding her on a leash

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>>42563202
That upset little worm makes me smile. Not because she's upset but because she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

today's the first anniversary of me and My wife!

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>>42563367
Congratulations.

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>>42563300
This face give me the drive to use her as a basket ball...

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to feed your vampire, if you don’t they will start to get very needy.

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>>42563001
Why would I want to avoid the wolf though?

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>>42563367
lovely, i think it is around the same time for me and my wives

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>>42563367
Congratulations. I think it was around the same time of year for me, too. This should be our 2nd anniversary.

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>>42563401
they're wild animals

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>>42563398
I'm going to call them names and make faces at them from inside my home and they can't even do anything about it! You can tease and push your luck with them as much as you want if you don't invite them inside, it's hilarious.

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>>42563453
>>42563403
good for you! i'm getting some stuff commissioned this month, it's both her birthday and anniversary.

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED to be bullied and teased by a big strong mino tomboy

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>>42563453
>2nd
I mean 3rd. I fucked up the math. I tried to not fuck up the math, and that caused me to fuck up the math.
She's laughing at me.

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>>42563398
is that why a healer in my party likes to lick my open wounds to heal them

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>>42562885
Weird cow.

[Anonymous No.]

bird erotic

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>>42563006
>Literally no content
Get fucked ntrfag

[Anonymous No.]

Not so daily Lilim appreciation post, I wish I was sleeping with a Lilim edition

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>>42563157
>tfw you only like Slime Combos

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>>42562885

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>>42563518
what a Tom

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>>42563492
I wish a lilim came to my house and acted like she is already my wife.

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>>42563465
well her birthday is valentines day. i should redraw this pic or something.

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>>42563554
slut

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>>42563367
But she's not real, and you're not married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42563582
Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42563582
false

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>>42563584
Bro, I've been waiting for mamono to become real for nearly a decade now. It's never gonna happen. It's all fake.

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>>42563492
But they're dorks.

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>>42563590
It's best not to entertain delusions. Sorry.

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>>42563398
>Haughty vampires in maid outfits acting needy and sucking master's blood and cock whenever possible

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>>42563600
sorry anon, your cait sith alp wife came over to our bakery yesterday, she said she was looking for you.

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>>42563592
It's what hold me from the last back flip so I will believe be it now or post mortem.

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>>42563599
>and that's how she lost her tail
Must of been a nasty scene when the train took off

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>>42563602
vampires are huge on hospitality after all

[Anonymous No.]

anon stole a Cupids bow and arrow and is out to cause some chaos.

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>>42563627
Terrible scene. Ripped the doors clean off.

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>>42563468
How about a big strong mino tomboy who's nice to you and is basically your best friend?

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>>42563656
The only kind of Minos I like.

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>>42563398
she can suck my blood only if i can eat her out

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>>42563648
Nah, that's now a tailless lilim. And some creep on the train took it, preserved it, and uses it for magic rituals

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>>42563398
nah, wont give them any blood till they learn to respect others.

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>>42563670
A train that used the powers of the Lim tail to gain a cute monster girl tsukomogami form like DD Conductor is a terrifying thought.

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>>42563706
There's also correction by Dhampir if they still resist too

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>>42563727
Nah, I just like the idea of stealing her severed tail and using for my own nefarious purposes. I'd send her a get well soon card at the hospital, but I don't want her tracking me down asking for it back

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>>42563734
Correct your vampire wife into being a cute tomboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hag stumped by technology again

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>>42563599
why is she dressed so casually? arent they like super important?

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>>42563776
holy shit, kanako ryu and sanae hebi, makes sense for the both of them, sanae aint the sanest and Kanako is a millennium maiden

[Anonymous No.]

What monster does gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss better than mindflayers. None

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>>42563779
we've said this before but people use lilims like they are just regular succubuses but with white hair(which isn't even a universal thing?)
I get that they can be casual too but the fact is half of the lilim posts have to be specified as lilims because the visual language doesn't stand out for them.

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>lilim gets her tail brutally ripped off in a careless train accident
>you steal it while bystanders are tending to her
>she gets rushed to the hospital
>you take it home
>cast a basic preservation spell on it
>bandage it up to heal
>cast a spell to make her feel what you're doing to it.
>tickle it
>grab it (it's a marriage proposal to do this to succ tails)
>lewd it
>her naturally coomerbrained succ mind goes mad
>she can't track you down
How to torture a lilim to insanity and mindbreak her without having to deal with the turbo rape consequences.

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>>42563802
?

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>>42563779
>>42563802
I see it that Lilims are so powerful that this one has breached reality and crossed dimensions to enter the 'real' world to be with anon.
So she settles in with anon and goes around monsterizing and taking over countries until she has a world to herself (and her husband).
And every now and then she wants to have a date with anon but due to being the literal queen of the world she has to take on an appearance no one would expect from her magnificent self; casual clothing.
Also she's so used to teleporting everywhere that she hasn't quite gotten the hang of automatic closing doors.

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>>42563820
I didn't know that.

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>>42563792
they prob represent the worst aspects of mge for me.

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>>42563838
>Not despising Atlach-Nacha the most

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>>42563820
Couldn’t they use magic to make their hair another color?

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>>42563848
yup, but that would not be their natural hair, understand? he is talking about the hair color that they are born with

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>>42563846
Atlantis Nacho is my favourite spood though

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>>42562953
What, you mean like a factory?

[Anonymous No.]

Post sleepy mice

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>>42563865
No. Post sexy shogs instead

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>>42563855
I didn't realize they let your kind near this thread

Get out

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>>42563865
I rather enjoy this image

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>>42563856
thats an amazing idea, a mainframe computer of a factory that still makes automatons and has gained sentience and thinks of the automatons as her daugthers and saw humans as the way for more to be made, but she laments the fact that she doesnt enjoy the same act as her daughter can

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>>42563875
Can’t help that I like them and Jurougumo friend.

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>>42563881
So you're saying I should fuck the factory? Do I just pick an electrical outlet to stick it in, or...?

[Anonymous No.]

The monsters have a reality tv show about escaped convicted female pedophiles turned into monsters being sat up on dates with shotas to sate their wicked desires once and for all. Would you watch something like this if it showed the sex scenes uncensored too?

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>>42563878
I really like that image too.

I was handling brown sugar earlier today, and when I do, it always makes me think of these sleep mice since that's more or less what they'd smell and taste like. I can only imagine how pleasant and comfy and delicious cuddling sleep mice would be.

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>>42563881
>Implying she wouldn’t build herself a body

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>>42563894
you gonna need to find a gremlin a daughter of the Ai so you can get on board with a little project to make a body for her
Also help her find some of her wayward daugthers scattered in the land

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>>42563897
I'd rather watch the show about male pedos being raped by sabbath and getting more than they bargained for

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>>42563906
Wouldn't the Gremlin be like the factory's mother and therefore a youthful grandmother to the Automata?

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>>42563905
The thing is that she needs to make another version of herself, basically making another daughter of hers as well shes pretty much has no idea how she should look
>>42563914
She'd be a midwife and basically her sister
Cause remember the ancients made automatons and most likely the factory as well, And since the Ai's body at that moment would be the factory, the assembly line would be her womb

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>>42563897
>A survey of the viewership of Shotaphiles On The Hunt has revealed the following:
>64% of viewers are dark mages, with the second largest group being, strangely enough, yukki-onna
>The average age of viewers is 627 years old
>Airing of new episodes coincides with google searches of 'playgrounds near me'

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>>42563931
>Old hags go for young boys
>Young girls go for mature men
Are they in an agreement or what?

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>The Iron Giant but the giant is a 9ft tall robot girl

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42563947
>*young boys means anyone below 100

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>>42563955
WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?

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>>42563962
It's rude to stick your tongue at people

[Anonymous No.]

Cat hags.

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>>42563980
Fancy old cats are for messing with

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>>42563955
>You are who you choose to be
>Wife

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>>42563973
What if she's about to rape your throat with it

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>>42536739
Have you done this yet?

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>>42564009
Hrglglhlglh

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>>42563964
According to monsters all men are children

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>>42563792
I like mindflayers. I want a mindflayer wife who'll squish my brain around when I feel bad to make me feel better.
why wouldn't u want a gf who holds your tentacle this sweetly and tenderly...

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>>42563970
HOG HUG?!

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>>42564063
the mindflayer in HackBasilisk's Conglomerate Chaos was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

What makes a mg design good enough for it to still be talked about 10 years later?

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>>42563988
Monsters in general are for messing with. I want to tease and annoy them, I want to provoke and pester them until they turn red with frustration! I want them to pin me against the wall and wipe the stupid smirk off of my face.

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>>42564127
Black sclera

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What happens if a lilim drinks lilith's panacea?

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>>42564140
Absolutely nothing.

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>>42564127
Purely on whether someone picks it up as a waifu.

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>>42564146
stat booster

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>>42564150
R u sure?

[Anonymous No.]

There's probably a sabbath that specializes in a specific species.
A kobold sabbath
A sahuagin sabbath
A shoggoth sabbath
An alp sabbath
A phoenix sabbath
An otohime sabbath
A lilim sabbath
A malef sabbath
Hell, there could be a sabbath for lesser succubi

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>>42564203
Dunno, seems like all Sabbaths have a bit of species variety built in, what with the Baphomet-Familiar-Witch baseline.
You might get themed ones like an Aquatic Sabbath, though. You are now imagining a Merfamiliar.

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>>42564232
>giant paddle hands
>tiny tail that can't swim well
that's not a familiar that's a seal.

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>>42564203
Lilim and phoenix sabbaths might have very little members

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>>42564203
>fox sabbath

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>>42562926
"Extremist" means "extremely breedable"

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>give lilith's panacea to a doppelganger
>she becomes a clone of the DL
Imagine how utterly mind breaking experience that would be if an ordinary weak human were to experience DL's pussy.

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i have a funny idea, a entire of holy and angelic variants of monsters, complete with a angelic lim, And they are deeply religious, not following the CG, but Christianity instead. They send out one of the flock into every town to spread the good word and help those in need with holy miracles from a land far beyond, ours

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>>42564343
I misread that as placenta lmao

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>>42564343
>DL gets naked in front of pure Anon
>he cums and passes out instantly
I don't think it'd be fun

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>>42564380
It'd be something she could tease you about. Or for pranks.

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>>42564369
Today I will remind them

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>>42563367
this made me realize I've been browsing this thread for more than a year now, oh fuck

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>>42564418
Smelly dumb newfag scum

[Anonymous No.]

>order knight that seeks redemption
>told they only way to is to marry the zombie versions of all the mgs he killed.

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>>42564380
The solution is she either blindfolds you, or mounts you while you're unconscious.

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>>42564426
that poster count is only going down, son.

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>>42564375
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99969427

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>>42564521
ToT

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>>42564521
Molestable ears

[Anonymous No.]

How do I do a reversal in this case to get the ushi on her back?

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>>42564555
At that particular point, it's too late. You need to start earlier.

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>>42563865
Sleepy maus

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>>42562926
anger the dragon cultists who believe humans exist to be dragons semen pumps.

[Anonymous No.]

would familiars, devil, or imps be better servants?

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>>42562982
What did that lizardcel say now?

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School snek

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>>42564737
She stated that she was only merely pretending to be retarded and that Dragonia is a Radicalist empire bent on ensuring that all men are raped by superior lizardkind and that everything before was just them acting like they were nice. I hear word that she’s been a Malef this entire time, but still a Dragoncel despite this.

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What's the point of marrying an mg? We do it and then what? Poof-we're gone. Nothingness, emptiness. We're all just dust in the wind

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>>42564737
The age of majority has been raised to 150.

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>>42564823
Twiggy!

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>>42564823
damn, dragons want to wait that long?

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>>42564839
Twigs you say?

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>>42564858
Definitely the better version of twiggy.

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>>42564555
take some judo classes.

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>>42562922
I kind of don’t want to at the moment. More interested in writing fluff profiles and having fun with whatever since they’re not canon.

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[Anonymous No.]

How do I fend off centaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

What if mgs
But like
Really really big

[Anonymous No.]

>>42564958
cattle grids

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>>42564973
10ft is the upper limit here.

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>>42564956
>drink Mercury
Man, it's really funny the dumb shit people will do just because something is shiny.
People around the world thought it HAD to be some key to immortality because bro liquid metal.
>yo check out this funny glowing blue rock I found in abandoned medical equipment
>let's make jewelry out of it

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>>42564987
I’d go even lower and say about 8’ should be a reasonable limit but ya’ll can do whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

So did KC say anything about RPG in his profile release? Is he dropping it and focusing on profiles? Or ETA/info on girls of next update?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that gold is around 20 times denser than flesh, so you should never let a creeping coin be on top.

[Anonymous No.]

Metal slimes.

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>are you walking alone at 2AM anon?

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>>42565022
Tall Fox was 10ft and nobody complained, so his post checks out. Any higher than that and you start getting increasing amount of complaints until it goes straight into
>go back to /d/
territory

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>>42565041
>looking for (You) miss owl

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>>42565043
It’s why I conceded that people can do whatever because I trust Anons to at least be able to police themselves when people post actual /d/ giantess shit.

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>>42565029
No, I'd link the entire profile myself but it's such a bother to deal with that much text.
>Evil dragons are also known for displaying an extraordinary amount of attachment towards their mates and doting on them.
>As far as they are concerned, humans are nothing but creatures that exist solely to propagate dragons who are the great and powerful masters of all creation.

KC keep your fucking story straight.

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>>42564396
Blast from the past

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>>42564992
Isn't this a wightfag commission?

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>oh boy, time to see how the contest is going!
>check last thread
Ah, just like old times. For those writers who wrote for the contest, welcome to the thunder dome. As much as I wish it wasn't so, you're going to have to learn how to deal with detractors. And, like any sort of bait, the only winning move is not to play. Hence why you never see me type much of anything in the threads. What you're going through isn't out of the ordinary, and it will work itself out in time. Just keep writing what you love, and you'll do just fine. Once you get your foot in the door, people will calm down and give you more leeway. Still behind on the reading, but I'll fix that this weekend. Votes are still coming in, and I'd recommend that everyone who hasn't read the stories and voted already do so. Looking good so far!

https://pollme.app/p/iC0eN0ZIl6

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>wife knits you a sweater in one room while sucking you off in another

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>>42565142
Kino.

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>>42565080
>he doesn't get it
lol
lmao
even

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>>42565096
If I was worried about baits, I wouldn't post on an imageboard at all. And if someone genuinely believes what I write is shit, then he should be allowed to say it, especially if he can point out what's wrong with it.

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There were some cool stories on that long dead MGU site. Like some soldier and dragon in 5 parts that went from tsun dragon keeping him on the leash to dere pregnant dragon. Or story about a librarian who got kidnapped by a wurm who made her lair in some ancient underground city.
Did anyone save those?

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>>42565096
I’ll admit that over the years I have not lost my ability to take things all too personally, but I suppose that’s part of the human condition. Will have to work on taking your advice though to remain happy.

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>>42563838
>An anon has a date with mindflayer hag neighbour
>Get to her bed and do foreplay for a while
>Anon gets horny and begins trying to "force himself on" her as a human
>She pulls his head in to tentacle ear him
>All of his thoughts are full of lust for flayer pussy
>Mutual mindbreak hits them both as he begins humping her like an animal
>Anon wakes up the next morning to see a twitching comatose mindflayer hag lying on a soaked bed
They're alright

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>>42565222
right, because you can't have an evil dragon kingdom where men are treated badly but also given equal place in society.
Like I said, cat kingdom 2,0. Now more hugbox.

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>>42565250
If you want men treated badly, you're in the wrong setting mate.
Stop huffing your early-MGE-mistranslation copium and go pick up one of the ripoffs.

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>>42565281
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Honey_Bee

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, why did I even take the bait. You are clearly the usual guy.

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>>42565292
NO NOT THE BEES!

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>>42565297

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>>42565250
what >>42565281 said
I think praxis is more your style :^)

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[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck my boss

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/h99SIofDiF
I made a small gallery for art I like to call "vintage" monstergirl art". These images don't really fit with the thread enough to be posted directly but I hope you guys enjoy them nonetheless. I'm not the guy who takes care of the main galleries for the record, this is more of a private thing. I may add more later if I come across similar art.

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>>42565363
There's probably many to be found in old japanese paintings.

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>>42565295
please take your meds anon

[Anonymous No.]

Was the Mega issue resolved?

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[Anonymous No.]

Well?

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>>42565250
>>42565080
>current year
>people still don’t get the whole gimmick behind radical monsters is that they appear and/or act "evil": play up the tyrannical villainess charm as they lovingly pamper and dote on their silly human
You think it would be obvious with how demons and devils are the main extremist race, but many people still can’t read between the lines.

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>>42565411
spiders not fluffy enough

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>>42565389
We'll find out next time Wikifag drops an update, should be Sunday.

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>>42565433
don't care, stop defending kcs bad writing.

[Anonymous No.]

MGE NTR encyclopedia

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>>42565439
>incapable of basic analysis or reading comprehension
>'tis le KCs fault
waaah

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>>42565462
Come ye

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>>42565434
How does that underwear work?

[Anonymous No.]

For what it's worth I like malef dragon around as much as my waifu cait sith so that's unleashed some odd and confusing feelings in me.

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>>42565473
it's painted on

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>Baphos collectively regress into little girls, because they can’t cope with their past otherwise
>Malef dragons decide actually we were pretty based and Did Nothing Wrong (tm)
I kneel

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>>42565493
That’s only Ropu though.

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>>42563367
Congratulations Anon.
Please write down how you're feeling, a letter to her, anything really. You'd eventually regret not having any memories written down.

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>>42565513
>Please write down how you're feeling
I feel...cold

[Anonymous No.]

YUGE tail.

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>>42565515
t. Hector Barbossa

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>>42565515
[excited Wisp noises]

[Anonymous No.]

I could probably spike a Bapho like a football.

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>>42564870
>dark matter fox
neat

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be a giant spider

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>>42565096
Qrd on the other thread? Wut happened?

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>>42565439
Keep malding over a ban Shoggypoo

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>>42565588
Someone who is totally not a troll called murlocs a game of thrones addicted retard and said highclass was a niggerlover and people who like that story are cucks.
That's it, actually. Then a bit of the usual bitching about how people don't like conflict but who knows if that was real.

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would you want to be friends with any monsters? ya know even when your married you could probably still have friends

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>>42565588
Someone didn't like one of the entries. They started out with valid criticism, even if they were belligerent about it. But they also couldn't take criticism of their criticism from other anons. He quickly became spiteful and petulant. Much too salty to give similar criticisms of the other entries, but still stuck around to say everyone sucked and stuff. This wasn't an author vs. detractor thing. I don't even think the author of the work he was originally bashing ever came forward to speak with him. It was all really weird. Sure, he succeeded in derailing the thread, but he also seemed to be the only one who was angry.

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>>42565631
I really wouldn't mind having an amazoness buddy. They seem like they'd be bros, and have enough strength to help haul my gear out if I need help

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>>42565631
Ntr bait

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>>42563897
I'd rather watch the reality tv show where they take awkward virgin hags and nerdy 20-something guys and make them compete as a team for some silly gameshow, the winner being allowed to take her partner in marriage.

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>>42565655
The twist of the show is all of the pairs end up married

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>>42565601
I don't knowbwhat any of this means

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>>42565631
If you live in mamono territory and want to take your time getting married, that's the way to go. You'd be way too lonely otherwise.

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>>42565686
basically he just called some of the writers miseryfags and cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Cowposting.

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>>42565631
My best friend is a monster. She's a griffon I met at the gym. I go out drinking with her on the weekends. She's not the most socialable, but she's really pleasant to be around. Sometimes when I get drunk she makes the mistake of flying me to her house instead of my own, but that's okay because I've stayed so many nights there it's practically my second home lol. She does get a little touchy though, which is kind of weird. And she won't teach me to flirt with monsters even though I'm always telling her how much I need a mamono in my life. She did invite me over saying she had something important to tell me, so maybe she finally set me up with one of her friends!

[Anonymous No.]

ponytails are the best! post monster girls with ponytails!

[Anonymous No.]

The way evil dragons honor a previous mamono lord gets real awkward whenever temporally displaced humans visit their kingdom. That might seem like an ultra rare occurrence, but in a world teeming with magic it happens more than you’d think.

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>>42565679
Of course, you just don't tell them till the end otherwise the competition wouldn't be as interesting.

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>>42565706
Why would they like the previous DL considering how the current DL has made everything objectively better

[Anonymous No.]

>>42562885
I do want all the stuff from Kenkou Cross but i have never used alice books
What are your experiences with them anon?, Do the books arrive in good conditions?, Something i should know before i buy from them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42565726
solely because they are black dragons, I think.

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>>42565700

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>>42565749
sneak up behind her with some clippers

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>>42565726
It's typical dragon arrogance. It's more that their descendant (malef dragons are descendants of this lord) was on the throne that tickles their draconian supremacist bone. It's kind of like how some countries claim Attila the Hun even if he was Attila the Hun.

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[Anonymous No.]

>malef

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>>42565517
We can go bigger.
Whether or not you should is a different question.

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>>42565763
do they not know if they returned to that time that the world would go grimdark very fast?

[Anonymous No.]

>when you get invited to a party right after finishing grading 100 papers

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>>42565796
I think they do. They're not against the current mamono lord at least. Here's the relevant excerpt.

Evil dragons and their minions revere “Draco-Mamono Lord Malef”, one of the mamono lords from the era when monsters were monstrous in form, as their progenitor and worship her as a god. On the other hand, in connection with the genealogy of the current mamono lord, they have now taken on the nature of succubae, and yet they are not under the monster lord's command. However, it's not like they are hostile towards the mamono lord. They pretty much have a cooperative relationship. There are still other races of monsters besides dragons among the denizens of evil dragon kingdoms, although they are a minority. As stated previously, even monsters other than dragons are given dragon blood by the Malef Dragon too, and thus they are accepted into the kingdom as minions of the evil dragon

Still, it's funny to imagine other mamono begging them not to do it, because it makes the rest of them look bad and scares the humans.

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>>42565813
>e their hearts will be constantly overpowered by the wicked desire to “control their beloved physically and emotionally and breed according to their own urges” just like an evil dragon.
gaslighter dragon

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>>42565694

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>>42565813
so clearly we need some sort of malef manticore for fear mongering purposes

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>>42565726
It's the same as people going "my ancestors :)" over vikings etc.

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>>42565836
She's great. Wish there was more of her.

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>>42565838
I think we can move on from manticore and amazon baddies

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>>42565848
I laughed. This is now my canon.

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>>42565868
oh hell no i'm clinging to manticores forever

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>>42565836

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>>42565782
>dragon(malef)

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42565694
I like my cows how I like my women, dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>42565886
>mere malef lizard
hmmmm

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>>42565862
I don't care if it's a trap, I'm going for it.

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>>42565838
>malef manticore have a much bigger tail bulb that could fit a small human inside
now that's scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>42565887
Am I in danger?

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>>42565887
Elf fashion is out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42565899
Crave danger

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>>42565901
i'm not sure if elves know how clothes work

[Anonymous No.]

>>42565444
Doesn't exist? What are you smoking

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>>42565726
Chuuni edginess

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>>42565868
I never got folks who made villains out of amazons. If you look at the profile, there's nothing that says they'll treat you like a dark elf, bogie, manticore or even an orc. They don't even have "mean/spiteful" in their personality, just strong-willed and lustful. Sure, they attack like most monsters, but so do hellhounds, wurms and ushis; people love those. They're also not the only monster who see you as weak. Hell, demons do that, so it doesn't mean mistreatment. My armchair guess? People project the negative ways men treat women, and assume that's what will happen with them. Since this is MGE though, the positive aspects are much more likely.

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>>42565439
Nobody wants to read your shit anymore, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Dont wear the arrow through the head headband around monsters

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>>42565936
>I never got folks who made villains out of amazons
They're barbarians/savages that fight and raid, it's fairly self-explanitory.

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>>42565936
Valid points but I think the best answer is that we had a lot of anons who were really touchy about the idea of being a house-husband.

Unfortunately, we only ever got one good Amazon story, "She was Late"

Now that I think of it, Magus should consider it one of these days. They deserve at least one more good quality story.

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>>42565936
Keep in mind most people who say that are just joking and those who are really butthurt about femdom mamono are schizophrenics unable to comprehend how the setting works. Or shitposters looking to start shit.

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>>42565960
he already wrote an amazon story. cabana or something it was called.

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>>42565936
It's literally maledomfags being butthurt don't bother.

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>>42565971
Who's maledom?

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>>42562885
Can you handle two ancient evils at once?

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>>42565970
Oh, I completely forgot about that one. Never-mind then! Glad they got some more love.

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>>42565976
ye, i just speak in a funny yet cheeky sounding tongue and laugh at them for a bit, then just keep dodging while acting like a cocky little shit until they try aoes when i just dissapear into the wall until it is done and just hug them into submission

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>>42565976
Only a spoonfulll

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>>42565913
It does exist.
A long long time ago, before this whole debacle, the /trash/ threads did produce a few mockup pages of an hypothetical NTR Encyclopedia.
It was full of soul-scorching heresy, like zombies that will use you to become a wight and then drop you for the first rich fuck they can find, or hellhounds that act like their normal selves but turn into submissive bimbos when they smell a "real man"

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>>42565899
they are elves anon they probably saved you from something dangerous!
And before you ask no i'm not forced to say this because i'm married to an elf and i'm 100% living in the elven village happy and not being imprisoned here against my own will!

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>>42565976
where ancient goods?

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>>42566034
gonna ask the ancient merchants in the buried city

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>>42565913
>>42566011
Yes.
https://exhentai.org/g/1579993/64615fd7fb/

[Anonymous No.]

can we talk about cool things that could be in MGE, like a massive dungeon that holds a hidden city of ancients

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>>42566023
How could you ever leave these cuties anyway? Best to just do what they say, elves know best anon.

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>>42566045
holy shit that's parasitically autistic, so much for the "let people enjoy things crowd."

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>>42566050
I assume the world is actually quite full of ruins of old cycles.

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>>42566045
don't share that shit here.

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>>42566063
True, you should always trust elves!

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>>42566065
so you just gotta go into those dungeons that go deeper into the ground

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>>42566050
>dungeons
Please stop calling my wife's house this. Our insurance company has raised our rates three times already because hoodlums keep breaking in to steal our stuff. I'm on a first name basis with the guy who runs the pawnshop in town because of all the things I've had to buy back.

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It breaks my heart that we must part but here I dare not dwell

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>>42566123
Anon, i think a massive cave that has many monsters and lots of chests with loot even with a final boss is a dungeon

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>>42565960
I remember parkedbuggy admitted he was extremely butthurt about amazon shitposting, and wrote She was Late out of seethe.

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>>42566011
I really don't understand this stuff. It's not hot, it's not anger-inducing, it just makes me sad to read. Why would you want to think about something like that happening to you? It's not like a hurt/comfort thing, either - there's never any comfort. I don't get it.

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>>42566144
is She Was Late still around? the copy on anubis.moe is pastebinlocked.

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>>42566149
If the last three years have taught us anything, some people just really love being miserable.

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>>42566151
It's on the mega. Should still be there if or when the mega comes back.

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>>42566149
Misery loves company

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>>42566143
Those are mu kids you sick fuck. People keep breaking into their rooms, of course they're going to attack.

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>>42566050
Those are definitely a thing.
After all, Automatons were supposedly uncovered from some of said ruined cities. Who knows what else is down there.

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>>42566184
>tfw you find some holy automatons as well as the automaton replicas of all monsters
>Also, a whole species of blind cave kikis who se hardbass to see
>And Even some of the ancients.

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>>42566216
I boot up the robo-kakuen

[Anonymous No.]

>catch terminal illness
>make a secret pilgrimage to royal makai
>cross the border
>coom and incubize instantly
>refuse to elaborate further
>leave

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>>42566011
Stop giving handouts to the poor, you damn commie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566326
Wait a minute, that fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>got mere'd into a tom by the werecat
So that's what it's like. Hot. Now I have a fetish for monsters who insist you're their male equivalent, especially if she makes you adopt that label. I need more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566378
>fox wife keeps calling you "Tod"

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>>42566378
you'll get a few more when the update comes out.

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>>42566351
Ambush predators.

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>>42566378
>Holst calling me "Bull"
I would be rock hard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566388
>when the update comes out

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>>42566428
Pay up, gaijin

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566151
>>42566159
Since this exists only within the mega, I've gone ahead and added it to AO3 and properly (I hope) cited it. If feedback on this action is negative, I will remove it.

I don't think I want to post the link as the Anubis aggregator will pull it, and it's obviously not mine. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

Getting a blowjob from a

>Ghoul
You all know how this goes down. Canon best blowjobs, will suck for as much as they want ( which is a lot)

>Apophis
Too lazy to give you one herself. Instead she bites you and lets you fuck her mouth in a lust-filled haze as she coils around your legs.

>Pyrow
Down to sucking you off anytime, and will try to tease you to sneak off somewhere with her to do it. Likes it rough, doesn't matter who is leading.

>Mucus Toad
Yes, she will use the tongue. Likes to see your reaction to all the tricks she can do with her tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it kosher to want a malef dragon to step on me

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>>42566461
>anon's loli wife is absolutely confused as to why he's making her step on him, but still does it because it makes him happy and horny and that's what matters
>and it's not like she can harm him in any way, she's much lighter than him

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>>42566461
I'm sure she'd think it would be very cute. Mere male humans are truly the cutest. But the question is what's in it for her? Will stepping on you somehow improve your efficiency at breeding? Will such foreplay make it easier for you to inseminate her?
Think it over in your head before asking, little human. Of course, she'll undoubtedly enjoy your well-reasoned arguments degrading into needy whimpers as you start begging for her to touch you. And don't you dare spill any seed on her toes or she might not ever do it again.

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[Anonymous No.]

Kot

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>>42566326
That damned mino. She had my heart from the moment I saw her. Curse you LN! Curse you!

[Anonymous No.]

>malef dragon only goes up to my groin
how am I supposed to recline on her belly like a lap cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566050
I know a shower thought/idea I had at work mostly as a shitpost was a Soul Train (tm) that denizens of Hel's domain use to travel around. It's very much just an enchanted steam locomotive in appearance, conducted by a Phantom with music in her soul.

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>>42566537
hair looks nice and fluffy

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>>42566541
dont go on the 66, anon. i heard it goes nowhere and you cant leave, as well as many undead live on that train

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>>42566448
>ghoul
So that's what's going to happen to Ai Uehara at some point

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>>42566540
thats why you go for her much larger and much taller and meaty aunt

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>>42566537
all monsters should have fluffy manes

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>>42566090
that's cute and silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566540
>ask dragon to transform
>climb on her head and tie a hammock between her horns

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go to a bar, get drunk, and then start hitting on all the hags

[Anonymous No.]

Abyssal foxes....

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>>42566622
Leave foxes out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Had a dream about a hellhound.

Surprisingly not at aggressive and wild as you'd think. Playful, but not mean. Easy to excite. Loving and kind. Unintentional yandere? In that she never wanted to leave my side.

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>>42565706
>evil dragon invites time-displaced human boy to her home
>hastily knocks down all the portraits of "Draco-Mamono Lord Malef"
>throws a blanket over the shrine in her bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566622
Not the ear-tentacle combination I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566588
Indeed.
It'd be the one way to improve Hellhounds if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566615
I'm going to stay home and be miserable. Until Ms. Bogey breaks into my house for aggressive healing cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566645
>Mom comes home and does the classic malef salute in front of my date
>Had to yank her arm down and usher her away

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>>42566440
Doing God's work, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

We've got maybe a good hour or two before the west coast gets off work and the thread goes to shit.
Time for some investigative journalism!

Think about your waifu, your favourite species, whatever species has you down bad right now, or just the first species to come to mind
>What's her charm points that only you seem to notice?
>How would she respond to you being super horny?
>What would she do to make you super horny?
And when I say super, I mean super. I mean "can't focus on anything because you have to go dryhump a pillow" horny. That "even after I've jacked off, I find myself yanking it all over again if I'm left alone and unoccupied" horny.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this madness just the recurring wave of total emotion,
Or a hide for the undercover sneeeeek....

[Anonymous No.]

Going to MGE Greece, birthplace of hundreds of species we know and love? Nice! Just make sure when you come across one of the millions of wandering cats on the street, toss em a little snack while you're eating. They will get into a pissy fit and turn into a werecat just to rape you if you don't give em a little bit to eat. You want to save your virginity for a beautiful greek lamia or a harpy, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

If you had sex with two unicorns, would they both bicorn, or stay the same?

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>>42566694
west coast went to work 5 hours ago
>What's her charm points that only you seem to notice?
she takes very nice claws, scales and chitin
>How would she respond to you being super horny?
a warm hug and the lotus position
>What would she do to make you super horny?
biting and general molesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566733
I want a Spanish mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566746
Double corn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566746
Two bicorns are what you'd get.
>Quadcorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566746
tetracorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566750
I want an Italian Witch

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566694
Hey, I'm situated near the Pacific on the North American continent!

>What's her charm points that only you seem to notice?
She has a more cool and stoic appeal to her, or I like to think so. She doesn't have to go all boisterous like an oni or a mino might. She knows I know my place when I'm beside her.
>How would she respond to you being super horny?
I go from 0 to 100 when horny, so it might just be "regular" horny for her and I. On paper, I love the idea of being savaged by more forward species like hellhounds, jungle kots, ushis, amazons. In practice, I'll go puppy mode with the kisses and request things with shameless enthusiasm.
>What would she do to make you super horny?
The classic watermelon and thigh routine. I fucking love delicious brown thighs.

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>>42566694
>>What's her charm points that only you seem to notice?
No idea, other people who like Jinkos think they're overall cute too.
>>How would she respond to you being super horny?
Simultaneously feeling satisfaction and strong sense of duty to relieve me.
>>What would she do to make you super horny?
Show me her big arms up close, maybe gently put me in a headlock that actually feels nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that small foxes are more dangerous than big ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566694
so i got three wives
Anna-Maria's closed eye make me extremly horny, since she is an old meaty wurm
She indugles me in my kinks and kinda scolds me for being a little perv
To arouse me, she smothers me in her tits and body, shes about 9 ft tall when she is normal slithering around or she is talking me to me like a sexy regura old lady

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>>42562926
>womanlet dragon starts giving her "mere mammal" speech
>pick her up and start groping her
>she keeps talking without missing a beat
>bend her over and fuck her
>she's distracted but she's still talking
She's been practicing that speech for years and she will make you listen to the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566871
>Put fingers in her mouth and grab her tongue
>"The time to speak has passed, its time to breed, ya know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42562926
This Dragon is for picking up and carrying back home to your village to marry.

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>>42566694
Demons are moving up in my list lately.
>What's her charm points that only you seem to notice?
Her tail and eyes, love her red eyes.
>How would she respond to you being super horny?
Teasing me by kissing me and then pinning my arms with her tail, grabbing my hands and pushing me against the wall, while she slowly strips as she does so.
>What would she do to make you super horny?
Manhandling me in any way, shoving her tits in my face, pinning me against the wall. She's much taller than me so it's easy for her to shove her tits in my face.

[Anonymous No.]

what monsters do you think fit the kink of being turned into a lovedoll temporarily for them to use ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566890
You really like being shoved against a wall. Do you like getting corned? What is more arousing, tits or forced eye contact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566897
living doll obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566927
they can do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566897
medusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566897
Lilim. Dark Mage. Most girls with high magic affinity can probably do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42565899
Ive seen the full thing of that
They caught him for breeding
And breed they did

[Anonymous No.]

>had to sit through a boring mass
>chief god loves you, but also hates you
>blah blah blah
>the usual fiery speech from the priest
>well, at least there's coffee and donuts afterwards
>strange lady says it's around the back
>the back door leads to a near identical church
>everything looks edgier and smells of sex
>ew, the floor is sticky
>before I can leave, some nun appears behind me
>wait a minute
>she's not a nun at all!
>forcefully milked on the altar until I can't cum anymore
0/10 didn't even have coffee and donuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42565142
>A type of monster native to Zipangu nearly indistinguishable from human women
>Are seen as a type of 'youkai' similar to Kejourou
>The elasticity of their necks betrays their true mamano nature when they choose their husband
>It's speculated that due to the nature of their biology and the cultural clothing of Zipangan women, there is a weak at first charm spell that eventually grows into strength centered on the nape of their neck
>When a man that strikes their fancy chances upon them, the Rokurokubi will follow them home or invite them into their own bed chambers where they will tend to their mate like a servant and her liege lord
>The lust will eventually boil over and the monster will snake her serpentine neck around her new husband, kissing him deeply as her body services him
>It is said that the pleasure of being wrapped up so tightly despite the oddity of the situation is sublime
>Rokurokubi are especially lustful when they can feel the male gaze upon their neck, and will often service their husbands even in the mundane acts of the household, from sewing to laundry, to cooking, etc.
>An unspoken expression of love similar to the possessive tail wrapping a Succubus may do to her husband is the Rokurokubi allowing her husband to mount her from behind and receiving kisses to her upper back or neck
>Constant stimulus in this manner is nearly too much to bear and eventually the married couple will end up rutting like wild animals
>Due to the strange, almost detached nature of their head and the existence of a sub-species known as the Nukekubi, it is speculated that they are themselves an off-shoot of the Dullahan

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>>42566913
>What is more arousing, tits or forced eye contact?
Combo of both, but really it's because I really like the idea of a tall woman making me look her in the eyes as she bends down to kiss me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566992
Ah yes.

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>>42566694
>"can't focus on anything because you have to go dryhump a pillow"
Which monster would tease me the most for doing this?

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>>42566824
dangerous or not even 1000 year old lolibaba foxes have a weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567008
The good news is you'll cum harder than you've ever cum before.

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>>42566950
>Tfw ywn have a dark mage cast a spell on you
>Forcing you to stay still as she plays with your body
>Forced to keep up a smile even as shes giving the best head you can imagine
>Then she clones herself

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>>42566011
>>42566045
Yeah, It doesn't exist because it's not possible to happen in MGE as much an autist online butthole clenches as the thought Bubba kissing him.
>>42566149
>>42566149
>>42566165
Lots of people with Single Mothers. Probably should have been beat more as children.
>>42566342
It's funny you mention that since the demographic that enjoys such things...

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>>42567053
This but Gazer and it's her powers of suggestion. And given the right conditions, I have managed to get myself to feel things.

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>>42566694
>charm
Her magic ink. How's that for privacy? Let it all melt away. It's just the two of us.
>respond to super horni
She's a tease and tries to make me cum as quickly as possible. I feel guilty sometimes, but she insists all the goofy faces I make are gratifying.
>make super horni
Slow, tender suction cup kisses. Gentle enough that they won't leave a hickey. Have you ever wanted to feel a hundred sensual pecks across your bare skin? Also, you know, the other thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Just report, hide, and ignore him

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>>42567088
nice try troon

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>>42566694
Hard tie between Lilims and Malef Dragons (Adult) right now.
>Charm
Both are domineering in aura and personality, Lilims are more noble but Malef's are more selfish. I like their differing physical appearances too.
>Horny
Teasing and/or immediate action of sex of course. I think them trying to play it cool or be playfully aloof about it would be excellent too.
>Super horny
Just about anything that gets the intention across, not hard at all with me.

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>>42567088
Nah, let it run wild. This place was warned what would happen if shitheels from boards like /tg/ or /vg/ would be allowed to run rampant and now look what's happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567078
I sometimes forget how great Kraken is.

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42567115
nice switch, idiot

[Anonymous No.]

fuck i sure do love foxgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567115
>>42567121
Asher, Wightfag, and Shoggykins need to go to Canada and receive healthcare now!

[Anonymous No.]

>Samefagging a flamewar with yourself
lol. lmao even.

Anyway, here's a tall busty anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

goatcheck
post your goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567088
>>42567115
>>42567121
>noooo people aren't talking about the drama shit
>time to manufacture some conflict

[Anonymous No.]

enough of that stupid shit, I just cant understand that a life so devoid anything happy will make you want take it from others instead of actually trying yo find some happiness
Like having a wurm wife to love and be able to drink her milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567126
You like fox girls, huh? Name all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567160

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>>42567160
aight

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[Anonymous No.]

but why? i wanna wake up in some monsters house after i got extremely drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567160

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>>42567184
I'm going to write libel about ratas in the form of clickbait articles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567160
being cornered by gotes

[Anonymous No.]

is it me, or are massive hands/paws cute?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you do me dirty like this, PB, lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567201
Always have been

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>>42567201
I would say they are the biggest design draw of what kc makes. I'm neutral on the boobs and I like the shading he does but it's not a huge draw, just a nice bit of polish.

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>>42567165
Ran Yakumo

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>>42567160
Obligatory Monorus Gote post.

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>>42567201
not only are they super cute and delightful to touch/be touched by they make me feel more useful because i can help them out with various tasks using my dexterous fingers.

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>>42567201
Big. Meaty. CLAWS.

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If I met Druella or other lilim I'd be tempted to just throw myself at her feet just for fun. And because I want to be her mere human
It'd be funny if it was during her Lescatie campaign, she is moving towards the city, then some human comes out of nowhere, prostrates before her, and starts begging her to make him her husband.

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>>42567201
Yes.
Also domineering in a non-violent way.

[Anonymous No.]

All the countries in green are the places of origin the original creatures the MGE monsters are based on.
If you live or come from a country in green, you should be proud of yourself.

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>>42567208
wait, is it really him?

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>>42567242
i'd consider it but there's a good chance i get sniped by her stoic second-in-command.
i really can't resist that type

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>>42567201
>Cute
They can be much more than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567260
wish i had a familiar to walk on my back

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>>42567250
>Antarctica not green
Silly mastan

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>>42567242
I would open the city gates to the demons

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>>42567242
nah, i'll be the little shit that local lim cant get out of her head, no matter what to the point when something goes array, she immediately thinks of me, and even has a "hate" shrine to me with me in comprimising postions and she says she hates me as I dance with her in the ball i crashed

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>>42567144
What is going to happen to the guy?

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>>42567276
She was born in Rhode Island.

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>>42567297
>He thinks shogs are fictional

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>>42567252
Druella seemed to have done her part solo, at least initially. That's why it would be funny. She is out on the outskirts by herself, about to to infiltrate the city, then (You) come out of nowhere.

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>>42567160

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>>42567144
What's funnier is that he has zero power to do anything if you ignore his ass except pretend he matters to anybody but his circlejerk.

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>>42567182
Still funny how the Bapho looks 8 and 40 simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567118
Is this Setouchi? Looks like his artstyle.
>>42567126
Where are her tails?

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>>42567313
>his circlejerk
If it's one person, it's just masturbation

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567321
Fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42563074
>>42563098
Samefag.

No differing opinion. No differing thoughts. No differing argument, obviously. Same thoughts, same conclusion, same "fuck off" mentality without the acknowledgment that maybe I might have a point. Regarding that maybe old guards have aged out from losing interest or personal reasons IRL.

>you don't care if these threads go to shit because you're an uncaring normalfag bugman.

And this here is why I think this is just terminally online behavior. Clearly you must be a first world citizen living such a blessed life that you have so much free time to be online and not worry about a IRL schedules, education, training or a job. Perhaps this is just a coping mechanism for you? So anyone who actually values their time, work and schedule AND living with family IRL without being too bothered about muh favorite online threads going to shit is some "bugman cuck." Okay, then I am also going to assume you are but a NEET living a blessed life, with plenty of free time to be online and be so vigilant to patrol and moderate the quality of the threads.

Like I said, I can keep this up as humanely possible since this is your only purpose in these threads now that the /tg/ monstergirl threads are dead.

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>>42567252
>anon walks up to druella and her second in command
>she starts making her rehearsed speech of how his town has fallen, behold her power, yadda yadda
>anon ignores her and goes straight for the second in command
>he grabs her hands and proclaims is undying love for her and asks for her hand in marriage
>druella tries hard not to cry
>second in command has question marks all around her, but is celebrating on the inside

[Anonymous No.]

Just report, hide, and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>8PM EST
>Discordfags are back circlejerking over anyone calling them retarded is just one guy
>shitposts galore back again
I'll see you guys later when they go to sleep

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>>42567354
no shit.

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>>42567242
Yeah, I would love to be part of her army.
And have to make team with a Demon just to go "Prepare for trouble" "And make it double"

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>>42567356
It's been pretty good, all things considered. Kcs game schedule might be abysmal but malef dragon is a nice design at least. More than I expected to get this year.

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>>42566144
What was the Amazon shitposting like?

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>>42567354
>Meidos doing shit unless you post porn

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>>42567360
>make team with a Demon just to go "Prepare for trouble" "And make it double"
>your child pops in with "Meowth! That's right!" at the end
cute dorks

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>>42567356
>Discordfags
As a Discordfag I'm not even here for drama I'm here for monstergirls. Drama retards can shout into the void.

>>42567242
I wouldn't want Druella or a Lilim but I sure as shit wouldn't be able to resist the allure of a Malef Dragon.

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>>42567360
i would proudly serve with the Comfort Corps

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>>42567371
It's strange, cause jannies have been actually doing stuff lately. Not much, but more than nothing.

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>>42567368
Mostly the maledom trolls (trolling about it, not just people who prefer it) were constantly whining about femdom and househusbands. Plus, at the time Amazons were the go-to evil mamono that the edge lords would fight and kill.

Just a bunch of nonsense that died off. The real tragedy is that the fucker never wrote chapter two. His cruelty far surpasses all the edgy Amazons anyone wrote.

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>>42567354
Squishy Bapho paws on my dick!

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>>42567318
Yes, it's Setouchi.

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>>42567399
DMCA takedowns at best, something they legally have to do. Otherwise they won't do shit but hey who cares? It's been too late to fix this place for years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566144
that story was really sweet. I like fics that the guy cries in, but I feel like one out of every fifty I read has content like that in it.

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>>42567405

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>>42567118
Made for gentle mommydom

[Anonymous No.]

I need a tall, strongthick Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567408
Setouchi's crab girl has always been cute.

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>>42567426
>mommyshit
No. I'll take gentle femdom from my loving gf/waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567432
Sorry, best I can do is neet Amazon too fond of the ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567414
Home Depot has a sale on rope Shoggykins

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567440
I'll take her.
I bet you she has a bunch of strength builds for RPGs and lifts weights while Anime music plays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567433
I have an extra arm fetish for a reason. Also a lewd bathing fetish.
That scene was almost formative for me

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>>42567432
you got to feed her good meals to get the thick class. good thing you have time as a househusband

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>>42567450
I'd tell you to go back to /monster/ but no real point anymore, the cancer has taken root now. Everyone else from the /a/ days are likely all gone now so no real point in trying to preserve history.

Do whatever, I don't give a shit.

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>>42567414
Like I said, not much, but just looking at the last thread, shit like >>42555390 isn't getting wiped from DMCA. I don't have high hopes, but I doubt it will get (much) worse.

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>>42567368
It wasn't too creative. It fell under two camps generally, or a mix of the two.
>Shitposter-kun read the Dark Elf profile and transplants their qualities onto Amazons
>Domestic abuse meme. At its peak, the only good amazon greentext for a while was about a daughteru rescuing anon from domestic abuse.
This was compounded with thread canon shitposters. We had "thread canon" mamono. For instance, white knight fedora-wearing lizardman. Or wurm who tries to be smart and isn't a rape train. Essentially
>Haha what if she played against her type?
Which is cute on paper, but certain shitposters would treat it like canon. If your waifu was given a shit thread canon, you had to smack some anons to be able to talk about them normally. We had a special breed of miseryfag that always looked for something to dislike about a monster, even if it was just a thread meme.

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>>42567476
>I don't give a shit
And yet you seem to care enough to tell us how few shits you give multiple times a day. Every day. I think it's just time for you to leave friendo.

[Anonymous No.]

>hahah the jannies won't do anything g-guys
>n-no reason to report me
>hahah

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>>42567458
https://exhentai.org/g/1237216/887646b79c/

>Lewd bathing
Meanwhile, in the other superlative crab girl doujin:
Crab girl cousin uses her own bath water as udon stock for her future husband!

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>>42567381
And be defeated by the soldiers of The Order everytime and go
>"We will have our revenge!"

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>>42567488
He cares that you know how much he doesn't care. Wait for him to write an essay about it.

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>>42567479
I don't know what post you linked so I guess it's gone. I'm more surprised the malef dragon is still up.

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>>42567463
Well worth it.
I already do my own cooking so being able to practice more and also take care of the daughterus will be well worth it.

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>>42567483
>Domestic abuse
Oh god, I forgot all about those. Truly dark times. I remember thread-long arguments about the topic.
Poor Amazons were loving, misunderstood girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567402
So what where stories the "edge lords" wrote about?
Also is there a way I can view these, like a archive maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567476
Fuck off Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567538
Bollocks would love what this thread has turned into though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567532
I don't think any of us tracked the garbage. The good story is on Mega. Murloc uploaded it earlier, but it's been taken down.

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>>42567415
It's nice when protags are emotionally vulnerable/react by being scared and crying instead of getting angry - it makes for sweeter/more loving comfort scenes. The stage-sex scene in She Was Late when he started crying and the amazoness shushed and comforted him was really sweet.

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>>42567532
They weren't quite stories. They were just in-thread greenies sometimes and people posting here like they do now. No one shitposting about a monster ever put in enough effort for a full story about them. I'll tell you, anon, the shitposting here today is small game. Nothing, and I mean nothing, was able to infuriate me like 2014 and 2015 era mgt. This discord shit is quaint by comparison. People also openly paladin posted, without irony. Warosu probably goes back far enough, if you want to see 8+ year old threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567552
It captured the spirit of MGE pretty well. The guy didn't have much of a choice, but she was loving about it.

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>>42567532
Edgelords don't write stories because they'd be ran the fuck out of thread if they did. Kind of like what deservedly happened to Grigori. The whole Amazonesses being domestic abusers was really tired schtick though, exceedingly so because as far as I can recall they only dominate men openly in their village to try and one up the others in showing off how much they love their spouse.

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>>42567242
>>42567360
I would lead the charge and be proud to be the first (and only!) to fall!

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>>42567560
It was completely ironic, don't like. Enough of us enjoyed it that it was more or less allowed as long as it didn't devolve into murderhobo or roleplay.

I actually miss that and the world-building. It was all so new at fresh that there was always something to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

Amazonfags are getting too cocky and homosexual again

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567560
Never forget how Mantids were basically unable to be posted about without some chucklefucks flooding discussion with cannibalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567560
Somewhere out there are the /a/ archives, where you have all the shitposters spamming "kill yourself" for CYOA greentexts.
Those are painful to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567581
Least subtle /v/ or /vg/ faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567483
even dark elves are way the fuck overblown.
people unfairly tack their preconceptions of femdom onto them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567584
And that one dude who *really* hated hellhounds

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>>42567590
In hindsight that was halfway based since FUCK Mausfag and his faggotry. I'm still mad over him highjacking the story to NTR bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567573
I don't even know what to do to join Druella's army

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567595
Not much dark-elf stuff is intolerable if there's an aftercare segment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567584
About the only monsters I wish that kind of treatment would happen to is the Humpty Eggs and the Siths. Not the cannibalism but the rampant shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567597
I still hate em, I'm just too tired to shitpost about em like I used to. I'd still absolutely slander the fuck out of those dumb dogs online if they were real

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567581
How are Amazon's homosexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567608
Nobody ever posts humpty eggs and half the sith posts are very low effort trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567606
I wouldn't say intolerable, but I think there's a pretty small market for real sadism and degradation. You have to be pretty committed to the life to want a dark elf waifu.

And that's ignoring the daughter bullshit. I don't remember if that was KC's fuck-up or some shitter pushing his fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567608
>Humpty Eggs
Nah, better for them to fade into obscurity like the Siths until fags from /v/ and /tg/ came back here.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of Amazons, got any tips for portraying them sympathetically? I got an idea for a story about a guy with his own insecurities getting captured by one and I don't want them to come off as assholes.

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>>42567576
I mostly enjoyed it too, but some people definitely weren't doing it ironically. It's a shame the /tg/ threads ever came into existence, because I do miss some worldbuilding here and there. It looks like there aren't /tg/ threads anymore either, so everyone lost. I heard it was a shithole though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567612
One would get you in her arms and I'm sure you'd melt into the good boy you're meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567623
Generally forced capture and sympathetic don't go hand in hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567601
>NTR bait
Yeah, that happens too. Implied whenever you change girls mid-greentext.
I known there was a wonderland green that abruptly ends midway through precisely because the writefag was fed up with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567595
I agree, they are overblown. They're not going to seriously hurt their husbands, but shitposters didn't care about that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567632
Shut up that sounds devilishly comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567623
everybody has different boundaries; you're going to step on somebodies feelings. just write the story you want to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567623
Literally their whole stick is that you're too small and fragile to do dangerous things. You'll stay in the village while she hunts, cook the food, and be her little spoon.

It's any other MGE with the "protect" instinct dialed to 11 like hellhounds, but without the rough personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567552
anyone know any other fics with scenes like this? got a craving

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567543
Cry for me Argentina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567642
>Yeah, that happens too. Implied whenever you change girls mid-greentext.
Do you just not remember what I'm talking about? I'm talking about the CYOA posted here where the author just told everyone here to go fuck ourselves, cuck us out of a Jinko gf and implied she found another guy afterwards. It became a fucking firestorm here for like the rest of the year. In fact I'm pretty sure that's exactly what KILLED COYA's being written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567632
Sorry but I'm only into Hellhounds that don't treat me like a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567663
I am a Rock - Some_Ordinary_Guy

That's all I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566326
>Yo! Whassup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567671
>BDSM Hellhound
Good taste. I like the previous hellhound a bit more, but she's a delight at the bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567641
Maybe "too much of an asshole" would be a better way to put it.
>>42567652
>>42567659
Guess I'll just have to get the feel of it and worry how it goes later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567666
Oh god I remember that.
>"Jinko is not a valid option"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567681
What a cool fox, surely this one won't play any tricks on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567681
Foxes do things to me I can't explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567689
The mommydom one? Yeah she's fine, again something I'd likely shitpost the fuck out of back in 2015 or so but she's alright even if the content she has is spread thin as shit. Only one I don't like is the petplay sister since I just find that fetish gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567696
Just brainstorming but you could do something like have her unironically let him go then immediately kidnap him again when he scrapes his knee or can't catch a meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567623
It depends. Some people can't abide by the proactive dating thing at all. Not even a little bit. You're never going to win over those people, but you shouldn't try. There is an easy way to sort of have your cake and eat it too. I plan to do an amazon one shot down the road, and feel free to try a similar format.
>Amazon raid happens
>Amazon meets MC
>MC holes up somewhere
>He has no chance of escape, but it delays the Amazon long enough that they get to talk
>They actually hit it off
>Or at the very least she convinces him to come along with her willingly
>They go to her village together to initiate the formal hunt
>By this point the man hunt that ensues is just a ritual or a game of sorts, because both the amazon and the MC want each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567681
Date with street fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567713
I like this! I hope you get around to it one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567671
>>42567689
As a switch, Beris awakens my dominant side. Stupid slutty helldoggo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567713
I have a hard time imagining a man would willingly want to have anything to do with an amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567697
Christ it was so bad like 90% of the thread got deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42565250
Kill yourself subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567734
I just wish the Labyrinth update let us take her on an actual date. Really disappointing how barren it felt.

[Anonymous No.]

>Black dragon = dragon supremist that believes humans exist to breed more dragons
Oh no my fetish is taking advantage of the fact it is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567543
>Bollocks would love what the thread has turned into though
I don't actually despite opinions of me. I would much rather read shitposts about X species and Anons having a good time over all the drama. Have a good weekend though!

[Anonymous No.]

You people don't know real pain unless you were a Manticore fan during the Bob era. That shit must have been a fucking nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567788
Cheshire too, I think?
Compared to that shitshow, the blowback against Wights is non-existent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567788
Ah yes, the Truckercore era. At least RSAnon gave us Tailpussy Gloryhole which is still one of the best Manticore shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567751
Normally I only get called that when I post about how much I want to live in the cat kingdom and bang a sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567697
Fuck Nyanon, piece of shit. I bet if he did this shit now you'd have retards defending him and making it out like anyone calling him a fag was some samefagging evil gatekeeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567800
>Bogie released
>Can't even shitpost about the cat without several clownfuckers kicking down your door to tell you why you're wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567713
The general premise I had in mind was a guy with "might makes right" mentality encounters an Amazoness who effortlessly defeats him, which sends him into hard depression because he believes this makes him worthless. The Amazoness doesn't want him to be a miserable little shit, so she wants to show him his life is worth living and she values him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567826
sorry about that, i regret that

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567788
Trucker-core was a fun story until they decided that "Yes, lets do a shitpost now"
Ruined the pair of them for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567739
Why not? At least why not compared to other monsters who are non-sanctioned by the Order. If you want to get real technical, imagine a man who lives in a hamlet. A man who, at best, maybe traveled as far as the next shanty little village. What's there to do at his hamlet? Get drunk, pray, get drunk. The usual. There's no porn. All the women are old widows, married, or are your cousins. Scratch that, the cousins are married too. Then along comes this tan, athletic beauty who wants to drain your balls. Are you really going to say no?
>but what about being a house husband
Chances are he was already spending most of his time in the home and hardly working by modern standards, because he inherited the cottage after both his parents died from consumption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567438
Shit taste. *Made* for romantic, dominant, maternal sex

[Anonymous No.]

Posting Advanced Goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567826
Still wrong btw

[Anonymous No.]

>go through archives thanks to invalid tiger posting
>remember MGK
aw man now I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567852
Muscle Milk is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567845
Oh shut it. I just get boner-killing disgust when a girl calls herself "Mommy", and it isn't with respect to our children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567857
Nuh uh, Minos are big nerds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567852
Wait the archives still work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567846
a goat deluxe is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567863
Nerds or not I'm going to get my milk and I am THIRSTY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567864
they're spotty as shit and you won't find everything but I can go back as far as 2015 depending on my luck

>>42567867
But Minos only produce milk when they're pregnant!

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>>42567215
>ywn catcall an anubis for her fat man-grabbing mitts
>swn blush and try to hide them in her hoodie pouch, forming a comical bulge over her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567835
I love it. Please do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567863
>Ha, silly Minotaur you can't do anything to me, I'm the farmer's son!
>All you can do is just stand there and let me squeeze your fat milkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567861
more for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567870
I know. Why do you think I want my goddamned milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567863
>Minos are big nerds!
Oh yeah? What is her opinion on systemd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567887
Her opinion is you should shut up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567476
>Everybody I disagree with is from /monster/
Lmao you're still mad about the ban you loli hating, cuckoldry loving furry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567903
>loli hating
based
>cuckoldry loving
not based
>furry
unfortunate necessity given the setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567903
Least obvious /monster/ or discord fag

[Anonymous No.]

KC please make the next 10 girls bratty lolis with red eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566326
>be Order hero
>sent to scout out the vile realm of the great enemy
>small part of you is thankful this is just a scouting mission
>the air is thick with dark miasma
>it's so sweet and heavy
>wait, why are you so hard
>keel over
>have to wank on the spot
>a bunch of molasses looking stuff seeps into your pores as you cum harder than you ever have in your life
>near breathless for several minutes
>wow, that sure was weird
>anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567937
I'm still waiting for a Bandersnatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567937
Redcap needs cuddle correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567946
Gentle cuddlefucking for redcap, hardcore raping for whitecap

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566694
>charm
The soft, sticky slime that makes up her entire body.
>response
Double down on the teasing. She restrains me and goes for erogenous zones other than my dick.
>do
Gentle threats of rape, teasing and forcing her own strength on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567937
>Same pose
>Pretty samey face
Goddamit KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567951
Redcap expects to get handled roughly and raped hard while getting called a shitty brat. Instead she gets cuddled, tenderly smooched and pet and stuff like
>My baby girl
>My precious little wife
>Hubby loves you
and it just drives her fucking insane with pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567937
>Non-dragons sometimes sneak into Evil Dragon Kingdoms to get a man
Imagine all the Red Caps cosplaying as Malef Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567937
I wonder if KC will ever draw a profile girl with a distinctly new bodytype. So far he more or less only does either lolis or hourglass girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567974
Would be cool to have a good profile muscle girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567974
No fatties, obviously, so the choice is for shortstacks (who get called lolis by you mouthbreathers), and tallflats (who get called lolis by you mouthbreathers)

But hey, Harpies are a far cry from hourglass, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567937
I bet she goes "Nyahaha!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568021
That's just a petite woman so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567835
Is he gonna be strong or weak as fuck.
I think it will be kinda funny if he was all like persecute the weak type shit, while not being able to pick up 10 pounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568021
dhampirs got a teenage-ish body
some of those knights too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567918
He, Asher, Wightfag are all into cuckoldry so it fits

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567851
they do the same job just different, bogie is more toralebe tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568025
I like petite women. All the non-explicitly "lolis" I just consider petite. Ratatoskr is a good example. The profile even says they are petite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568052
I mean that's fair I'm game for anything that doesn't have Lalafell or Made in Abyss potato body proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568043
What's up with asher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568058
>Lalafell or Made in Abyss potato body proportions.
Same. All the hair-trigger anti-lolis just sound stupid when MGE has things like the dwarf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568021
>No fatties, obviously
I want to see him do a more milfy body tho

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think the sabbath is sugar-coating it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

I just want more girls with clearly defined abs like jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568021
i wanna see something like the nav bottom heavy lolis r a tall bottom heavy monster
>>42568083
that too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568098
I'd still stick with Jinkos, but that would be cool indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568098
KC just doesn't have a muscles fetish. One of the few vanilla-tier fetishes he doesn't have. Similarly, I think he has something against extra arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568112
I hope not. We need multi armed girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567160
https://files.catbox.moe/7x2u7b.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568100
>bottom heavy monster
It's left as an exercise for the reader

[Anonymous No.]

I just prefer shortstacks to loli, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568141
That's a sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568158
whats the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE HAGS! I love BIG, MEATY hags with asses that barely fit in their pants and tits that stick so far out they can't see their own feet. I LOVE fat, old hags with pudgy bellies and thighs like Christmas hams. I LOVE HAGS who are so BIG, MEATY, and WARM that you don't need a blanket (or clothing) if you snuggle up with them at night. I LOVE hags who snuggle and dote on and fuck younger men all day long. I LOVE hags who make you call them 'mommy' and obsess overprotectively over your health and safety. I LOVE HAGS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567739
>blind beggar anon scraping by on moldy bread crusts and a pittance of alms in some order town bordering on monster territory
>shit sucks but what you gonna do? least some uptight noble didn't kick your ribs for daring to exist today
>hear townsfolk making a commotion
>amazon raiders were spotted outside town
>people are barricading their houses
>try fruitlessly to shack up with anybody
>soon enough the only people left on the streets are you and a handful of prisoners they turned out from jail
>hear one of them mutter about being a sacrifice
>oh, so that's why the townsfolk kept you around
>before long they've run off somewhere
>settle into your usual alley. not like you'll be doing much running. maybe the raiders'll pass by without noticing. maybe.
>grip the handle of a flimsy knife you had stashed away. doubt it'll be of any use but squeezing it offers some comfort.
>the whooping and hollering of savage women draws closer
>sounds like they've broken off into smaller groups combing the streets
>a scuffle off to the east followed by a man screaming and a woman jeering. guess one of the prisoners got captured again.
>this time, to the south. he didn't make it far.
>still, his road had been quiet. maybe...
>a wooden thunk sounded at the entrance of the alley. spear handle, maybe?
>now or never i guess. flourish the pitiful knife, shaking hand and all. that's sure to intimidate her.
>hear a snicker transition into a belly laugh. she's got a pretty voice, at least. she's got a point though, one spear poke and it's over.
>plan b then. move the knife to your neck; spare yourself whatever fate they have in store for you.
>"wait, wait, wait!" she yells. you hear the spear clatter to the ground. that's unexpected.
>"be my husband!" hold up, that's more unexpected. what is this absurdity?
>"you want some blind, useless, homeless trash to be your husband? i can't do shit."
>"I don't care." she steps closer
>"You could find someone else. it's not too late." you hesitated too long. she was too close.
>"I don't want anyone else." you waited for her to wrench your hand and slam you up against the wall. "I want you." her hand rested over yours with a terrible gentleness and warmness. "You will want for nothing." something imperceptible broke inside you and a single tear ran down your cheek. she brushed it away. "Be with me."
>hope is such a bullshit emotion. it had failed you so many times before and yet it always crept back in. "is it really ok?"
>she embraced you tightly. "every fiber of my being will exist to make you happy and i rejoice for it."
>all those other amazons going to be jealous when they get to walk out hand in hand instead of the husband trussed up like a wild animal hunt.
>also she has a huge ass
couple idle thoughts i had. never did have enough sauce to get a real story out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568162
Extremely based

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568162
Alright bro clam down

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568161
little dumber, somewhat hairier

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568070
Monsterboyfag who never writes anything despite commissioning a shit ton of art and declaring war on KC in a cringe as fuck document. Loud retard just like Bollocks. Bollocks is a furry who's into NTR and aaawks in his Discord over loli like a retard. Wightfag's just an NTR lover who pissed off KC.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't decide whether a loli hatter should wear a pretty skirt like a proper little lady or be a reverse trap with pants that are just a little too tight around her hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568195
Proper lady can wear pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568195
i'd say give her the pants. maybe even hotpants.
skirts more of a myconid aesthetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568195
daisy dukes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568076
I mean to be fair I've never liked KC's design for the Dwarf but not going to tell somebody what they can and can't get their rocks off to at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568178

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568171
>also she has a huge ass
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568148
Seeing the hourglass girls as bottom heavy lolis is the most exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568217
You go bro

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw hellwan puppies attacking me and each other
>pure chaos
>they're young enough that an mp3 of their mom growling gets them to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568217
Give the man a hag, Latenight! The haggiest Demon hag this side of Lescatie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568217
He said clam down, not calm down. Hit him with the chowder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568171
That's super cute! Would love to see that as a full story someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568217
I say we send in the hag lovers when the portals open as shock troops. They'll get swarmed by the masses, and the rest of us can saunter in and find mana markers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568230
>knock up haghound
>added fertility bonus ends up with 8 pups
>she probably wants more right after
>invest in flame-proof sabatons
>they learn to jump
You cannot win

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568238
If the portals end up leading to hagville there will be no hope.
It'll be a slaughter, a meatgrinder of... meaty hags I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568256
I'll be grinding some meat that's for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568238
I'm making a beeline straight for tallsborough, but hagville wouldn't be a bad stop as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568171
I like it, its pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>42566378
>evil dragoness keeps referring to me as a dragon half the time
>tell her I'm human
>she looks at me as if I said the most obvious thing in the world
>try to explain that they're mutually exclusive
>she tells me to shut up and strip

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568232
>>42568231

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>>42568256
>Carefully creeping through alleyways
>The bulk of the grand hagville husband claiming is happening in main street, but I snuck in with a core of hagloving berzerkers, and escaped as they were met by a band of crow-eyed amazonesses
>Every nearby building wall sounds like a meaty ass is getting slammed against it
>Every corner has shadows portraying some sort of large, curvy, and feminine form slamming itself down, again and again.
>I trip over a sleeping hag
>She opens her eyes, and winks at me
>It's over
>I hear a moan from her
>Wait, no.
>UNDERNEATH her
>She giggles and grinds harder on the poor lad trapped beneath her
>I salute him and run off

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568217
Man's got Hagmania.

[Anonymous No.]

Lap pillows

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568290
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVEEEEEE
Thank you friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568290
Hnnnnnngggg. Demons can't keep getting away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon goes UUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHH HAAAAAAAGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568290
Miss Demon is cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568290
i like when the evil lady brings me food

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568290
Demon needs marriage correction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567508
An essay.

There, hope you're satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568221

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568162
30+ year old mamono's strongest soldier is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568314
Make succ fairy big, use her for nude models!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568292
The hagpocalypse is upon us - none but the lolifags and tomboy-lovers will be spared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568325
Tomboy loli ogre onaholes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568314
>author can't figure out why there's lewd edits of his work when he goes to the bathroom or breaks to eat
>leanan succ-he has been adding her own touch every time

[Anonymous No.]

>get dropped in the middle of the hagville assault
>barely register where I am before i get swallowed by a hag's sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568221
emotional fulfilments nice and all but one must keep their priorities

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568290
>ms. demon tries to lure anon in with some home cooking
>is surprised when he begs to marry her and has his pen at the ready
demons keep winning

[Anonymous No.]

Old loli hags!

[Anonymous No.]

There's only one hag for me lads

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568315
I think I would have been one of Druella's strongest soldiers.
Druella needs me? To marry hags??? I'll do it, I'll do it Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568377
hng old lady bloomers

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568377
HHHHNNMMNMMMMGGG

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this thread suddenly so full of lolicons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568370
>How the fuck did you manage to get a hubby before we did, Angie??!
>I don't know. I just offered him some soup because he was coming home from work and looked lonely! Next think you know he was knocking me up and we were married the next day!
Be aware, anons. The Hag Conglomerate meets every Thursday to plan on how to get husbands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568389
Discord brigade

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567250
Can any polish, iberian, italian or ex-yugo anons list some good waifu candidates from their country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568389
>suddenly

[Anonymous No.]

It's the same troll, just changing his tactics.
Report, Hide, and Ignore

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568392
>hag meetup
the existence of women dragons association provides me with endless amusement

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568290
...I will marry her after I finish that chowder as I don't want to disrespect her cooking by letting it grow cold.

[Anonymous No.]

oppai loli onaholes

[Anonymous No.]

Okay Anon, repeat after me
>I exist to inseminate a dragon and make more dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568413
I should stay away from Dragons because I'm not good enough for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568392
The hags are getting more sophisticated with their schemes, one of them invented a new department at work to put me in, just so I'd be forced to work with her, and only her all day long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568413
I exist to kiss a dragon and hold her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568237
that you magus? i'll write you something one of these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568403
Trolls? I like trolls!
Does anybody have loli troll pics? I want loli troll pics?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Druella is the only lilim to actively conquer land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568392
Who else wants to join me on a raid of the hag meet up to grab a wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568419
Anon the position literally says "Future Husband". I think you should just ask her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568432
how do you define spirit realms? QoH has carved herself quite a plot of land.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing like good ol' hag manticore pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568413
I exist to treasure dragons and go on fun explorations with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568413
i wish i could make a dragon as happy as that hamburger can

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568438
It's much more fun to pretend you don't know what they're doing and ask all shocked when they finally break and actually ask you out.
>"You... like me? Like... *like me* like me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568392
>thursday is is planning
>friday and saturdays are hag night at the bars
what other events does this group do?

[Anonymous No.]

That wide hag smile with the squinted eyes is an instantloss for me.
I'm going to be cannon fodder in the assault aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568290
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568250
Kevlar Chaps might work for a while unless your daugthers decide to gang up on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568467
You're not just cannon fodder, Anon. Oh no no no. Wide eyed, blushing like you are? You'll be frontline, hag-bait. The very first lads we shove out the portal, to get the hag hordes absolutely frenzied.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a (non-sith) canine kingdom? A land of wagging tails, girls with separation anxiety and hellhounds who won’t stop licking your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568466
Sundays and Mondays are days off, Tuesday is a cooking class and Wednesday is movie night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568463
then you follow up with
>well shucks...truth is i have a crush on you but was too scared at you saying no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42567250
Could use more Latin American stuff.
Chupacabra from Puerto Rico and carbuncle from Chile.
Then go for African stuff with Catoblepas from Ethiopia

[Anonymous No.]

im going to be the spearhead of the Hagville Blitzkrieg

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568478
>hag hordes absolutely frenzied
>decades if not centuries of desperation
>audible glass shattering sound when you go through, they all stare at you for several seconds, though they feel like entire minutes
>you can see any semblence of reason fading from their eyes
>all color drains from your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568436
all you need to do is wait by the door and snatch one when they try to enter
then make the rest of the hags jealous as you breed your new wife in the bushes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568498
I think Argentina has some kind of Elves or Goblins

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I want to make a nice family with my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568503
It's easy to get a hag horde to go easy on you. All you have to do is blush, stare at your feet, and stammer something along the lines of
>"P-please be g-gentle with me... It's my first t-time"
Ensuing cooing might cost you your ear drums, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568546
You will barely be able to finish the sentence before your entire face remembles a piece of modern art from all the lipstick marks

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster is most likely to blackmail me and force me to sing Kiss from a Rose with her at a karaoke booth?

[Anonymous No.]

The hag fears the trueloli

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568569
wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568413
I exist to be reverse mating pressed and either be protected or ravaged by Dragons to make more Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568569
>i got a rose you can kiss right here!
ms alarune, probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568569
>>42568584
>Wight and her Lich "bestie" drag you to a karaoke bar to hang out
>Can't sing so you just sit there starting at your feet waiting until they let you go
>Drag you up and have you join in for the final song so you stop looking like a mope
>Have so much fun you forget all about wanting to sneak out and go back home
>End up staying the night at the Wight's mansion getting your balls drained by the two of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568601
Alduin-chan is weak to anal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568569
hardmode: singing a duet with ms manticore while her tail does its thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568607
I will keep this in mind if I wish to switch it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Going to Mass with your devout Catholic, Polish kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568604
>have fun hanging out during the day
>high impact sexual violence during the night
love my undead wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568631
>Wight and Lich bestie gently snag the menu out of your hands and read through it, eventually ordering for you
>They ended up picking something that will be easy to feed you while they both sit in your lap

[Anonymous No.]

I miss the hag talk already...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568655
>when wight feeds you, lich snuggles against you with her kuu stare
>when lich feeds you, wight peppers your face with kisses
>succ waitress is blushing at how wholesome the scene is

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568612
>it sucks to the beat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568413
Caledor dragon riding elf hands typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568674
>Anon can have an entire conversation with Lichie just by looking at each other
>Wight can tell what they're both about to say before they even start talking
These dorks are going to end up being used for Eros propaganda and won't even know it since they're too busy loving each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568621
Do polish catholic mothers put up crosses and saint mary statues everywhere like latam moms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568666
I want to smooch a fox hag on the forehead and then run while she's dazed and confused!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568413
>>42568700
I'm going to tell a dragon (malef) there's a place for her at the tip of my star lance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568546
PRIME hagbait

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568607
She's a malef so that means you're weak to giving her anal!

[Anonymous No.]

>Always liked dragons, never liked the mereing aspect
>Malef dragons exist now
KC does it again, invalidating a girl by making a strictly superior subspecies

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568738
And to consider this isn't even close to a max-strength hag...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568710
>eros reporter rata interviews the couple and ask them how they feel about being eros celebrities
>they all go "We are?"
>they finally realize why so many cupids and houris have been asking for their autographs

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568700
>>42568724
>MGE!Caledor
>A region in Dragonia in which it is unique for having a population of elves, especially elf girls who're okay with dating MERE human boys
>MERE human boys can get either a noble high Elf waifu or a Regal dragoness, or both, in Caledor
>Imagine the hautiness from a high elf-dragon combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568738
>naked apron hag
gonna breed her on every service of our house
twice

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568666
All this talk of hags, but are there any good hag stories out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568788
>>42568724
>>42568700
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568774
>Wight is absolutely jovial, excitedly clapping because her family is famous
>Lichie basically glues herself to her hubby, turns out she has a bit of a possessive streak. Almost summoned a Dragon Zombie after noticing paparazzi spying on them during cuddle time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568738
this old cat will get fucked so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568759
To be fair, dragons will stay treasure mode for most guys anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42562885
Everyone is chill with zombies and undead girls up until they start chanting:

>"Convergence is hand! Altman be praised!"

[Anonymous No.]

Stay on /v/, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

birb

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, think about a 'mature' manticore talking about the good days with her cheshire, kakuen, and hellhound friends.
>"Back in those days we'd raise hell without a second thought"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568900
Smug Squad becoming the Mom Squad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568916
They smugged Anon too hard.
Or not hard enough seeing as they're only at one daughter each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568712
Don't know. I'm not Polish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568916
they go by the smug mom squad now, getting pregnant multiplies the smug stat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568924
>implying
Anon won, he tamed the Smug Squad into a group of loving mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568546
Even the sternest hags will fold easily if you know how to tap into your inner child. Anon demonstrated here an easy method of making sure a hag goes easy on you during sex. Other useful phrases you might want to memorize:
>"A-are you mad at me? I'm s-sorry."
If a hag is annoyed with you, ignoring you, or otherwise tetchy, this is a sure way to cool her off.
>"Oh gosh, I'm really hungry... I haven't eaten since yesterday morning."
Easy way to get you out of chores or anything you don't want to do. A hag in this situation will drop everything to get in the kitchen and make you a meal. do NOT attempt with holstaur wife
>"Um... is it okay if I call you m-mommy...?"
This one is just for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

What? You haven't read the news today?
Here, take this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568954
what is this, a newspaper for ants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568954
I will NOT take this evil propaganda machine, she is filled with LIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568899

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568954
I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this smol squirrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>42568942
Or you can just do the old brat route
>lol, did seeing my body arouse you, ewwww
>What, you like me something or something?
>Dont go running like that grandma, you'll strain yourself
>What, Cant fit in your old outfit, obaasan?

[Anonymous No.]

robomaids

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>>42569023
Very efficient, but word your orders carefully. They take things literally.

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>>42569023
wight maid

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Is it the year of the tiger yet?

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>>42569052
This Tiger is small, but somehow seems even more deadly.

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>>42569052
it year of bun

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>>42569038
black monster maids are better, warmer, meater, and even cuter

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>>42569080
wrong

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So what do you guys think of the various waifufags? Any in particular you like or dislike, baring wightfag as that’s usually an obvious answer at this point.

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>>42569128
Gazer-san is nice. The guy who likes to commission jabber art from rtil is also good.

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>>42569114
>Lich maid
Sounds cute. How would that work though? Would she just ditch the subtleties and say that now is scientifically the best time/position to take her?

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>>42569080
Well yes maid uniforms are better when all black

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>>42569128
Was wightfag the nigger loving one?

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>>42569128
I liked the green worm guy and his doodles

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>>42569128
i think that jub, gazer, and jabber are my favs, also greenworm.
>>42569135
nah,choco maids are better maids according to my dong

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>>42569128
Greenworm Anon is great.

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>>42569128
Generally cool dudes, but with the unfortunate tendency to have meltdowns when they are forced to realize that just because the thread at large may enjoy their presence that does not mean they have free reign to be fucking degenerates.

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>>42569128
art's nice.
uh, usually.
plus it's nice to know there's one other guy who likes parasite slime

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>not even monstergirls are sex-crazed enough to humor your receiving-side foot fetish
brb seppukuing

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>>42569148
Kikimora Maid Special - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRtpV_j-Lqo

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>>42568942
>do NOT attempt with holstaur wife
What could possibly go wro

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>>42569262
the 'taurs got him

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>>42569196
You mean you want monstergirls who're into your feet?
I'm sure an akaname will indulge you. Or one of the blue-skinned extremist girls.

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>>42569268
The milk will flow through the streets

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>>42568900
But the smug squad would want me to burn down the thread! At least they would have nine years ago.

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>>42569196
My wife traces the bottom of my foot sometimes, but that's just because she knows she'll get a reaction.

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>>42569128
If we only go by those who commissioned art:
>Miia anon
>Gazer anon
>Jabber anon
>Kobold daughter fucker
>Anubis anon
>Greenworm anon
>Shirohebi anon
>Mouse harem anon
>Jubjub anon
There may be was a thick thighs wight anon from 5 or so years ago.
Most of them seem like cool guys, as in they share what they love and aren't obnoxious about it.

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>pastebin's """SMART""" filter

Fuck you, Pastebin.

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>>42569611
>Mouse harem anon
Rip

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>>42569689
Did the glow-in-the-dark get him?

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>>42565651
>The porn addicted anon incapable of having female friends

Captcha: PKVKYS

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>>42569695
Guy just disappeared from the internet so i think we all just assumed he got in some kind of legal mess considering what he was commissioning.

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>>42565631
Yeah I don't see why not. Long as its possible to actually have friends with monster girls platonicly and they can care about anyone other then there husband.

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>Dragon, Lizardman, and Lamia alliance
A NEW POWER RISES

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>>42569794
>Starts off with dragons in charge
>Lamias quickly take over

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>>42569794
Wouldn't it be, Dragons which includes Malef, Salamander, Lizardmen alliance?

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>>42569701
>bitching about porn in a thread full of hornyposting
you are either a normalfag tourist or /monster/ schizo

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>>42569794
>>42569827
>Forgetting about wyverns

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>>42569838
Wyverns fight for justice.

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>>42569821
>>42569827
>>42569838
>Ruling Caste: Dragons, Ryu, Malef
>Priests/Mages/NERDS: Shirohebi, Echidna, Basilisk
>Knights: Salamanders, Wyvern, Medusa
>Soldiers/Peasants: Lizardmen, Lamia, Wurms
>Exile Faction that is always causing trouble for dramatic/prank purposes: Undead Dragon (too horny), Jabberwock (work for Wonderland), Bunyip (Dragons can't handle the bantz)
>Allies: Otohime and their servants, Apophis and their servants, Orcs (lizardman drinking buddies)

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Let me tell you, this whole thing about Hellhounds and their ferocity is totally overblown. They don't even look that tough. I bet you could pull one's tail in public and they wouldn't even have the guts to carry you home and fuck you for hours until you turn into a whimpering, apologetic puppy. You could call one a mutt and they wouldn't even tackle you against the wall and overpower you with a single paw, growling and licking your neck while you're trembling helplessly under her. Total pushovers if you ask me!

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>>42569876
Agreed. Hellhounds are for being bullied in school.

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>>42569876
Had a dream about one yesterday: >>42566644
Can confirm, they're actually pretty chill. Definitely playful, but not mean or ferocious. But I guess that's just if they like you.

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>>42568712
The less educated/more religious ones do and it increases as they get older.

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No, hellhounds are aggressive. They're aggressive in that they hold you closely and comfortably and lick your face all over.

Gotta make sure the other bitches know which bitch you belong to.

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>>42569836
>zero reading comprehension anon somehow gathering 'porn is bad!' in a mge thread from 'you are porn addicted to the point you cannot have a female friend without thinking it's ntr bait.'

actually kill yourself now

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>>42569939
It sounds like a sub aggressively marking it's territory so the other subs don't get any idea

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>>42569962
Not all doms are ripping you to shreds with their claws. A dom can be gentle but still let you know who's in charge.

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>>42569939
I had a conversation with this funny looking purple cat the other day and she said the whole tough girl act is just a facade. She told me that you can pretty much toy with them as much as you want, pull on their ears and call them stupid names and all that. Apparently the hotter their eye-flames get, the funnier they think your jokes are. I think I'm going to try it out!

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>>42569992
No, that's just the purple cat inadvertently telling you what she wants you to do to herself, not to the hellhound. Whatever a meme cat tells you that should do to another girl, do it to her instead. She'll instantly lose to you, and in most cases, you'll desmug her

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Post friendly hellhounds please!

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>>42570017

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>>42568759
Oh wow, even more of the same flavor, really cool...

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>>42570073
if you don't like it draw your own.
we could really use more OC designs

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>>42567671
>no paws
thats just a fancy fox

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>>42569876
Hellhounds tongue my anus

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>>42570118
I want to tongue Hellhound anus. Worship the hellhound!

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i just realized something terrible.
hugging your fox wife's tail(s) means you cant hug her body.

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>>42570202
>hug fox tail
>fox body hugs me
I fail to see the problem

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Another thread dead in a day.

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>>42570432
What signifigance does this have to you? You sound like a nerd.

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>>42570432
Yeah /jp/ is faster lately, what about it?

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>>42570432
It's probably for the best. I've noticed that when the threads getting close to 1000 posts they seen way more likely to just collapse into retardation.

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>>42570432
people are sleeping and/or getting up

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Hey, listen!
Kant and Hegel perverted the Aristotelian ideals of art and are responsible for the sorry state of modern art you need to reject modernity and embraice antiquity we need a reineissance 2.0 and the return of high quality representational art instead of abstract garbage

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I wanna become a max level thief that only steal high level monster girls underwear.

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>>42570560
That won't pay the landlord, Garret

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What do your wives do when you are not there?

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>>42570576
I'm sure there are plenty of people willing to pay good coin for a Lilims panties.

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>>42570607
experiments, trapping, fishing, smithing, fighting, lapidary, horticulture, sleeping

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>>42570576
>>42570620
That , or I could ransom the girls to get their panties back. A flawless plan.

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>>42569962
Agressive sub is cool, do we have a mamono for that ?

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>>42570493
How would an art fairy react to art from the desert kingdom?

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>>42570752
nachos

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>>42570802
Cool aesthetics but everything is too two-dimensional

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>>42570637
Real gamers

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>>42570637
Anubis would love runescape.

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>>42570607
Sleeps. Dragons sleep like 18 hours a day, they're like cats that found a warm spot only they are the warm spot

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>>42570804
Wut?

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>>42571037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZGN9fZvQhc

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>>42567937
>"Okay so, if I chop you up in a meat grinder and the only thing that comes out that's left of you is your eyeball, you're probably dead"
>"I'm just saying like if somebody were to push you into a meat grinder and like one of your finger bones came out, they're not going to pick it up and say 'oh see, it wasn't an instakill move, you've still got this part of your finger left'"
>"No I'm not going to put you in a meat grinder, I'm not going to put you in a meat grinder"
>"Or am I?"

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>>42571076
man, these ancient monsters from the glory kill days sure are silly!

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So what video game/anime monster would you like to see as a monstergirl?

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>>42571412
Nightmare from Devil May Cry

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>>42571412
maybe shadowbeast from Gothic series? imagine huge, muscular, horned and horny black cat who sleeps all day and gets very aggressive at nights.

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>>42571037
Atlantis Nacho spiders

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>>42569052
It's always year of the tiger to me.

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>>42571521
>>42571062
Did you meant Atlach-Nacha? Too much Monsterboy vibe...

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Alcatlove Prison
Among the monsters known for their lewdness, those who are too perverted to be handled are detained in this facility. It is a facility for the purpose of protection, not punishment, and inside the prison, the sexually insane prisoners, who would be ashamed to be shown anywhere, are enjoying their love affair with their husbands today, as always.

https://twitter.com/kojikojitw/status/1621857376151408642

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>>42571739

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>>42562885
>Ooga booga, you will sign.
NO and why should i?

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>>42571853
If you don't, she'll bonk you over the head and use your hand to sign anyway

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>>42571889
i dare her to try it

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>>42569038
Snow maid

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There is a way I can get extra arms right? I need to spank more than 2 brats at once.

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>>42572135
you can geet deeper sexpouch to fit all your harem inside

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>>42572076
Combat maid

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>>42572310
milk maid

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>>42572325
comfy slime maid

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>>42572325
>monster girl in simple farmgirl medival outfit
by Mara, I cannot bear with this, my dick is going to explode

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>>42572352
truly perfection, only habits are better

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>>42572352
I wish for the alternate reality where this one was drawn as a Holstaurus...