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42531535 No.42531535 [Reply] [Original]

You marry your favorite 2hu for real but only if you're the one to post her first with a wedding dress on.

>> No.42531547
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42531547

kutaka my beloved

>> No.42531582
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I don't even like Remi but I want to steal as many people's waifu as possible.

>> No.42531595
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She'd wear something more traditional on our wedding day

>> No.42531606
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42531606

Mokou!

>> No.42531608
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finally

>> No.42531634
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>> No.42531736
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I would satisfy her hunger

>> No.42531750
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42531750

Alice!

>> No.42531754
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ah, it's raining!

>> No.42531756
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My beloved Tewi

>> No.42531760
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42531760

Finally! Marisa is mine!

>> No.42531782
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Yuuka my beloved hag with anger issues

>> No.42531783
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42531783

Perfect girl!

>> No.42531834
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42531834

Meiling <3

>> No.42531929
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Year of the Rabbit...

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>> No.42531999
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You wouldn't lie, would you?

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>> No.42532428
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>>42532428
Finally, Yuyuko doesn’t have to massacre half the villagers just to marry off her gardener.

>> No.42532675
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>>42532477
Why would she have needed to do that in the first place?

>> No.42532786
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42532786

The IPs vs post count in this thread is no good. I see some of you are double dipping. Stop it, you're being too greedy. Wouldn't your 2wife rather have you all to herself?

>> No.42532798

All the 2hus posted are actually all my side chicks.

>> No.42533068

>>42532786
I didn't double dip. For a brief moment the horny suggested it- but the commitment part promptly punched that part of my brain in the balls.

>> No.42533873
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>> No.42536179
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42536179

Sakuya for me

>> No.42536201

I don’t want to marry a Touhous. I do think they’d be neat friends though. So here’s some Touhous I’d like to be friends with. If you all married them, that’s cool. I just want friends.

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>>42536201
Grumble, grumble. Still haven't learned not to post without checking first. Here's some Touhous I'd like to be friends with.

>> No.42536271
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>>42531582

I will fuckn end you.
You didn't put a valid selection so she's still up for marriage. And I choose Remilia as my loving wife. Suck it.

>> No.42536386
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42536386

All 2hus are my favourites.

>> No.42536491
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42536491

I'm so happy! I love Sakuya!

>> No.42536507

>>42536179
>>42536491
now fight

>> No.42536515

>>42536179
>>42536491
Rape

>> No.42536524
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42536524

Seija my beloved.

>> No.42536537

>>42531595
erm... can we please please fight to the death for her hand? pretty please?

>> No.42536558

>>42536537
Beat that anon to submission

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>>42536491
You can't be even bothered to read the thread, Sakuya would kill you for trying to get with a married woman.

>> No.42536611

>>42536507
>>42536515
>>42536580
You guys can attend our wedding!

>> No.42536710
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>>42536611
Sorry, marriage only happens if you were the first, and you weren't.

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42537491

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.42537508
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Marrying Flan!

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>>42531582
Grab a rapier and meet me in front of the Hakurei Shrine. Let's solve this the right way.

>> No.42537621
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42537621

This is the only wedding dress image i can find of her...

>> No.42537622

>>42537578
Op mentions favorite 2hu so that guy is disqualified anyway, >>42536271 got her. Sorry anon, you were too late anyway I'm afraid.

>> No.42537719
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Rumia

>> No.42538129

>>42537491
I don't think you're going to be able to sustain your NEET wife. You're going to need a lot of effort and determination.

>> No.42540436

>>42536524
Amanojaku do not exactly have a good history with weddings, anon. You may want to rethink that one.

>> No.42541113

>>42536537
I'd win so it's pointless

>> No.42541173

I think its amusing that a thread with even the slightest bit of competitive spirit about your hu wife has anons willing to kill each other at a hats drop.
Reminds me of the brawl thread, the Reimufags and Remifags are the most violent

>> No.42541178
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42541178

Spending forever with Yukari!

>> No.42541200

>>42541113
if you are so sure of yourself then you would have no problem accepting my challenge, you fucking fag

>> No.42541204

>>42541173
I'm the most violent. /jp/ can feel it in their bones which is why I'm always uncontested.

>> No.42541217
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Claiming Yuugi. If you feel any earthquakes, that's just because we're in the middle of our honeymoon.

>> No.42541228

>>42541200
I'll fucking crush your windpipe harder than any fucking american piggy cop you pathetic mongoltard, you are literally nothing

>> No.42541687
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42541687

I love my wicked hermit wife

>> No.42541753

>>42541228
stfu you delusional mongrel, your skull is as soft as your belly, i could curbstomp you on the sidewalk any day of the week

>> No.42541842

>>42541753
LOL you're pathetic chicken legs wont be able to stomp shit, I can just pick you up and throw onto oncoming traffic and piss on the little blood splat you'll leave behind

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>>42541204
Unless you're a reimufag too you're not worth fighting
If you are I'll fucking kill you with my bare hands to impress her

>> No.42541931
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42541931

Me (Murasa) and my beautiful wife! Shou!!!

>> No.42542156

>>42537621
Your wife still looks pretty, as small as she is. For your sake I hope she gets more artwork

>> No.42542269

>>42541753
>>42541842
Stop flirting with each other.

>> No.42542282
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>>42531535
this is close enough to a wedding dress so I guess a marry her now.

>> No.42542285

>>42541753
>>42541200
Hey man lets set a truce for now so we can beat this faggot up >>42542269

>> No.42542342
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42542342

>>42542285

>> No.42542426

>>42541217
I will show up on your wedding day to fist fight you over this.

>> No.42542456
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Knowing aya she will hastily find a spot to fuck after the ceremony.
I just hope her ayaya's don't give us away.

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>>42542426
I'm sure she would enjoy the show, if she doesn't join in on the fun herself.

>> No.42542520

>>42542504
It does make me wonder if the winner would have the marriage locked in or if he would have to fight off challengers whenever they appear.

>> No.42542615
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42542615

It is literally impossible for me to look at this image and not smile

>> No.42542631

>>42542615
The umbrella doesn't look so thrilled.

>> No.42542674

>>42542631
The Umbrella and the human body are the same being. Its just harder to emote with the umbrella I'm sure

>> No.42543201
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>>42542156
thank you anon!

>> No.42545957

>>42538129
ill do everything to make her happy

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>>42537508
>>42537578
Sorry but Flan and Remi are married to eachother

>> No.42547600
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I want Yukarin to wrap me up in her poofy skirt.

>> No.42548568

>>42547458
See below.
>>42536271
The Remimi has already been married.

>> No.42548672
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I will make her smile...

>> No.42549045

i'm this anon >>42533873 and i'm announcing i'm divorcing from Sagu, i'm sorry but it just cannot work between us. i'm not even marrying anyone else, i'll meditate on my life for a while. i wish her the best, she is free to remarry if anyone wants her.

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>>42542615
Hammer has a very appealing artstyle. Incidentally, it was a bit hard to find a nice image of Ran as she is very dangerous to your health in 95% of Hammer's works of her.

>> No.42551577
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42551577

>>42551227
I definitely like the art, but I don't actually have much of Hammer's works because there is also a lot of nsfw art, and for whatever reason I feel guilty when I see Kogasa nsfw

>> No.42551694
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42551694

I’ve claimed the jealous green eyed beauty

>> No.42551746
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I want to make this dorky capitalist goddess happy.

>> No.42553684
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42553684

My lovely spider wife

>> No.42554068
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Shizuha!

>> No.42560594

I can't post her until I beat her game on Lunatic.

>> No.42560613
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I'll never stop loving this bird

>> No.42564218
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>> No.42564297

>>42553684
You must be the only person on this whole board who wants her.

>> No.42564360
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Miku

>> No.42564401
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42564401

I promise to make this demon as happy as she can be. She is my number one choice, now and forever.

>>42564297
I think he's based. A non NPC who doesn't care about the characters ZUN told him to care for.

>> No.42569961

>>42553684
cute spider wife

>> No.42569995
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42569995

I'll love this sagacious spirit more than anyone else ever could.

>> No.42570018

>>42531782
Thank for taking one for the team and protecting my balls from being crushed anon

>> No.42573138
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>>42564297
Maybe, i'm not really sure about that
>>42569961
Thanks anon

>> No.42573240 [SPOILER] 
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42573240

You fools fell for it, posting your favourite 2hu in this thread means you will NEVER get married to her.

>> No.42577881

>>42549045
Why the change of heart?

>> No.42577981

>>42573240
The real issue here is that nobody here wore a wedding dress when they posted their 2hu.

>> No.42583917

any dress a touhou wears is a wedding dress

>> No.42587189
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Reimu would be pretty nice.

>> No.42593412

Poor Sakuya, she's gonna die alone while helping the Scarlets raise their children

>> No.42594149

my love was posted already...
am I doomed to die alone unloved?

>> No.42594183

>>42594149
You can always show up at the altar and fight them for her.

>> No.42594186
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>>42573138
>Maybe, i'm not really sure about that
Well, I'm not seeing anyone crashing your wedding and spidernapping your wife, so...

>> No.42594711
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42594711

The christmas cake oarfish is mine.

>> No.42601633

What if I find a pic where ALL the 2hus wore a wedding dress?

>> No.42602547
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cute tall yama!

>> No.42610302

>>42564297
I wanted her too

>> No.42610677

>>42564360
I never understood why she seems to have so many fans, when she's so clearly worst girl.

>> No.42611006
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She's mine and I will love her with all my heart.

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