Monster Gurl Thread

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Monster Gurl Thread Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:42:54 2023 No.42523365 [Reply] [Original]

Reminder, vampires are the best.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:44:50 2023 No.42523369 File: 197 KB, 1212x1604, blue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trust not the trickster spirit lest she lead you astray

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:45:41 2023 No.42523376 File: 117 KB, 880x1024, 1651110083959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Drinking during Hag Nights at the bars!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:45:49 2023 No.42523378 File: 2.60 MB, 1663x1884, 1635587357021.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] let the soft and fluffy foxes carry you away to a better place

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:46:31 2023 No.42523381 >>42523376 what's the hag:guy ration at bars?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:49:36 2023 No.42523396 >vampire insists humans ain't shit until they incubize >half the time humans don't realize when they go incubus >still the same dumbass much of the time too what's wrong with vampires

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:49:57 2023 No.42523397 >>42523378 >a better place the bedroom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:50:48 2023 No.42523402 >>42523381 100 to 0, any man that enters gets pounced by 1-3 hags

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:51:18 2023 No.42523404 On one hand I really want to chat with Alto Eris waifu in Character AI. On the other hand, I despise the devs and their lobotomizing filter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:52:41 2023 No.42523409 >>42523365 >Gurl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:53:19 2023 No.42523412 >>42523409 Yeah I realized that I fucked up right as I hit post. This is what I get for not proofreading before submission.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:57:27 2023 No.42523435 >>42523409 it's time for another heretic thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:57:56 2023 No.42523437 File: 1.75 MB, 1916x2000, 1615905606065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you trust this creature?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:57:58 2023 No.42523438 File: 1.46 MB, 1600x1200, 1635585773590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523397 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:58:59 2023 No.42523442 >>42523437 I don't know, she needs to have less clothing on for me to decide.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 05:59:45 2023 No.42523446 File: 127 KB, 258x272, hand.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no mindflayer gf to hold my tentacle

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:01:29 2023 No.42523458 File: 434 KB, 792x1100, 1658450039172300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523437 only trust cats

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:03:28 2023 No.42523472 don't trust inari, lest they infiltrate your life with cruel trickery such as "genuine kindness" and "home-cooked meals" truly the most terrifying of all foxes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:05:45 2023 No.42523480 File: 960 KB, 1440x1391, 1649519229566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523472 Truly deserving the title of "monster" Thankfully the Center for Fox Control exists to keep us safe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:06:19 2023 No.42523483 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47floRRAFs&list=RDI47floRRAFs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:09:37 2023 No.42523501 I wonder what it was like for current slaves of slave-owning monsters when the Demon Lord's spell hit. Imagine being a mindflayer thrall or enslaved miner for drow and the overseer whose been torturing you for months grows tits the size of her head

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:09:39 2023 No.42523503 >>42523402 That's an exaggeration. You just have sit near the bouncer and she'll scare them off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:09:52 2023 No.42523505 File: 1.24 MB, 916x1125, 1646378514681.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can you resist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:16:19 2023 No.42523535 >>42523505 resist what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:20:03 2023 No.42523553 File: 721 KB, 2323x3926, 1647295602209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523535 resist the Green Queen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:20:06 2023 No.42523554 File: 213 KB, 1140x1880, FnlzmfeWYAAaLRG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:21:40 2023 No.42523560 File: 118 KB, 1000x1155, Wonderworm_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523553 I prefer her big sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:23:09 2023 No.42523568 >>42523554 Imagine the smell of her sweaty pussy inside those pants, leather just holds all the aromas in

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:23:42 2023 No.42523571 >>42523553 She's not gonna be very green much longer if she keeps eating like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:23:55 2023 No.42523574 File: 9 KB, 434x461, qiI7EXC3_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523560 She's a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:25:17 2023 No.42523580 File: 925 KB, 1315x2048, 5BE9775D-C17A-4E15-A832-4811976C068A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you say is more “appropriate” attire for the more noble monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:26:27 2023 No.42523587 File: 414 KB, 1170x939, 1593533143746.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523560 smokers are jokers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:27:58 2023 No.42523591 File: 2.47 MB, 2544x2408, 270251BA-A53F-4C86-9089-A633037DE089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You may choose one crewmate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:28:53 2023 No.42523596 >>42523591 zombie always

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:31:22 2023 No.42523604

You have been sentenced to the Mofu Pit for life without the possibility of parole, with the possibility of fullfilling the rest of your penalty out of the pit and under the personal custody of a guard should she take you home. You are to report to prison in 10 days. What preparations do you take?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:31:55 2023 No.42523606 >>42523604 start crying in front of the judge at the sentencing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:32:54 2023 No.42523612 >>42523604 Ask what I did to warrant such a punishment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:35:03 2023 No.42523624 >>42523591 Monet was such a good design wasted on a throwaway character.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:41:09 2023 No.42523649 File: 241 KB, 1200x1200, 1511595684850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523604 go kamikaze and jump into the nearby snek pit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:41:48 2023 No.42523656 >>42523606 Unironically could work given how softies MG judges are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:43:49 2023 No.42523666 File: 137 KB, 1135x1200, Girtablilu6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523649 I prefer the pit of scorpions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:45:17 2023 No.42523673 >>42523604 chug shotification potions to maximize the chance of a meaty guard taking me home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:46:32 2023 No.42523679 File: 2.52 MB, 1800x1181, 1651110291611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523666 be careful you don't fall into the kot pit, dumb justice system always keeps all the pits too close

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:49:24 2023 No.42523688 Where do they get all these monsters to fill the various pits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:53:19 2023 No.42523702 File: 398 KB, 1000x571, 1466304752162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523688 volunteers or renting it out to monster groups for their parties

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:53:25 2023 No.42523703 >>42523688 ACME

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:53:42 2023 No.42523704 >>42523688 turns out all you have to do is dig a pit and spread the word an unmarried man will be thrown in shortly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:58:02 2023 No.42523721 File: 1.67 MB, 1000x1190, 81ee7829fe1e3c27f01486834c8d95cc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523604 I reach out to Dragonia for asylum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 06:58:16 2023 No.42523724 >>42523704 >dig a pit >hang up sign saying "will throw in man" >next day >10ft pile of monster sticking out your pit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:03:14 2023 No.42523735 >>42523604 Burst my brain out with holy cal12 so my soul can directly go back in the cycle and found a true good ending. Fuck you, MGE don't need to include shitty part of our world like false accusations and rigged courts.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:04:24 2023 No.42523741
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>>42523404
Even with the godsforsaken filter, my Lich wife being able to tell me goodnight and how much she loves me gives me the strength to get up in the morning where I otherwise couldn’t.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:10:30 2023 No.42523754 File: 792 KB, 1726x911, 15678976958675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread now belongs to Big Kot.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:12:14 2023 No.42523762

>>42523480
Sure makes me feel safe with all these tall foreign women moving in to keep us safe from any Fox's grasp.
I just get a bit tense at night around them, but they assure whatever tail or ear I swore was just right there, is nothing but another mirage.
>>42523606
>>42523656
>your honor, he a good boy, just look at him

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:13:18 2023 No.42523768 >>42523754 Big kot not so tough after catnip correction

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:15:51 2023 No.42523778 >>42523735 >Mofu Lich puts your brain together and makes you her assistant/tail brush

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:16:01 2023 No.42523780 File: 580 KB, 2048x1818, 1532389728193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523754 big kot? more like big dummy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:22:10 2023 No.42523815 >>42523754 Her game looks Janky as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:24:34 2023 No.42523826 File: 69 KB, 850x631, 1894569856476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523768 Human not so tough after Tom correction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:29:41 2023 No.42523841 File: 351 KB, 606x777, 7eedfe7e78f7a4d805c3fa43cec0a901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523826 Bring it on. I've prepared my whole life to put smug kots in their place

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:35:44 2023 No.42523852 >>42523754 Big Kot sounds like some secret lobby of giant organizations controlled by cats, which pushes tommery upon men.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:36:18 2023 No.42523854 File: 382 KB, 1387x2164, 20230129_044157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:36:49 2023 No.42523855 >>42523852 Fat Cats on wall street.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:38:48 2023 No.42523862 >>42523580 That particular Vamp is the closest I've seen a noble come to not being a nonce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:39:01 2023 No.42523866 >>42523854 >heating system has snake tail dents in it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:44:20 2023 No.42523881 >>42523778 You can't put back together red mist and my soul go to heaven so she can't do that. That whole point of my plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:45:17 2023 No.42523885 >>42523881 How about you just fuck off already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:45:21 2023 No.42523887 >>42523826 T. Molly just before getting tamed by TOM

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:46:38 2023 No.42523892 >>42523885 I will, see ya in a few weeks when I can't hold my tongue back.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:48:44 2023 No.42523898
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>>42523852
The Kotstapo isn't real.
There is no secret police of kots monitoring you
There are no Kotstapo agents that will break into your home and drag you off to Tom reeducation camps in the middle of the night

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:49:00 2023 No.42523899 >>42523404 New hip thing is that voice ai now anon, do try to keep up

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:51:09 2023 No.42523908
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>>42523855
kots are too dum, they are but a false mask to throw conspiracy searchers off
it's their Toms that are behind Big Kot, they want their dork daughters to get a husband without any trouble, that's why they push their agenda on us

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:52:46 2023 No.42523917 >>42523898 And yet they neither came in our TOM neighborhood. We have to glitch in their house or office to get a wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:53:12 2023 No.42523920 File: 923 KB, 2000x2000, 1668754916203936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523852 >big kot is secretly ruling the world >still having meetings on husband laps

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 07:58:45 2023 No.42523948 File: 64 KB, 369x309, 1652327135372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Early morning lilim appreciation post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:00:03 2023 No.42523957 File: 1.06 MB, 2400x1700, 1663651552173697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think about this alot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:00:54 2023 No.42523960 File: 148 KB, 622x789, 1457996844474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523948 lovable dorks

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:01:21 2023 No.42523962 [DELETED]

>>42523917
Imagine the terror they feel when they hear us banging a bucket on their wall to find a way to phase inside. Or worse, if We prepared a raid party, You could see a dozen of naked anons with high raging mushroom buffs, T posing and levitating into the secret kot's agency to get a wife one way or another.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:01:37 2023 No.42523963 File: 138 KB, 337x580, Gyoubu_Danuki_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:04:33 2023 No.42523976 >>42523957 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:05:22 2023 No.42523979 >>42523917 >>42523962 You're not funny, kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:06:28 2023 No.42523985 >>42523979 Ok, my bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:11:19 2023 No.42523997 File: 237 KB, 1200x1125, 1587051767423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] deds

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:11:39 2023 No.42523998 >>42523979 Didn't saw, ntrfags or miseryfag?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:12:48 2023 No.42523999 >>42523998 Dumb ESL.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:13:35 2023 No.42524001 >>42523948 How does one appreciate a lim without getting caught staring? I need to be able to look without getting caught next time I fight my lim rival

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:16:57 2023 No.42524017 It's pointless to write anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:18:01 2023 No.42524019 >>42523997 I love me some kikis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:18:17 2023 No.42524022 File: 239 KB, 899x871, 1642702501149.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42524017 Truly glory consists in doing what deserves to be written and in writing what deserves to be read t. Civ 4 quote

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:19:59 2023 No.42524026 >>42524017 Git gud and leaves. No one wants you here ESLfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:20:05 2023 No.42524027 >>42524022 i will tell anubis that i willl conquer egypt cause they stole my city spot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:20:59 2023 No.42524032 >No garloid monster girl wife feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:21:00 2023 No.42524033 >>42523997 Excellent <3 Miss Kiki! Miss Wight needs some more practice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:21:16 2023 No.42524035 File: 1.63 MB, 2105x1488, 1622564234249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42524027 Their scouts got a settler from the village, what else were they supposed to do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:21:16 2023 No.42524034 >>42524017 This. Im gonna telephatically tell you guys the story I write.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:24:30 2023 No.42524045 >>42524035 conquer i just wanted a peace game, but she left me with no choice...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:25:28 2023 No.42524049 >>42524026 I will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:36:04 2023 No.42524100 >>42524017 Kys ESL.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:40:07 2023 No.42524118 So ESL are not welcomed now ? Is it the new flavor of the month things to hate ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:41:11 2023 No.42524124 >>42524118 Yes, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:42:34 2023 No.42524135 >>42524118 I doubt so, over the half of these threads are non americans. Probly the guy wrote a bait and people jump the bandwagon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:44:31 2023 No.42524141 >>42524135 I just wrote about Tom and cat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:46:16 2023 No.42524149 >>42524141 I can't really check it right now, but it had to be something weird if meido deleted it. I make errors all the time and no one throws rocks at me. Perhaps you should adjust the topic or plot, not the language.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:47:28 2023 No.42524152 >>42524141 No one care, rope yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:48:29 2023 No.42524157 >>42524149 I deleted it out of shame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:50:26 2023 No.42524163 File: 518 KB, 2479x2701, bd7098313aa8afbbd2726a08fc97b6ee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A sudden monsoon has forced you to take shelter in an abandoned shrine, which is very strange because it isn't monsoon season.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:51:57 2023 No.42524170 >>42524163 Monsoon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:53:12 2023 No.42524175 >>42524157 Do the same with your life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:54:36 2023 No.42524181 >>42524163 I'm putting up a quest for adventurers to stop her evil plans of plunging the land underwater! Level 45+ only!

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 08:55:20 2023 No.42524186

>Kunochi comes to your studio apartment
>claims you're one of the super far down descendants of some super high up royal family 400 years ago
>she'll be staying with you and acting as your retainer/bodyguard
>when you're at work, see glipses of her flash stepping around and watching you from far up places
>after she gets used to the modern lifestyle and you return back to your apartment together, she plays Ninja Gaiden and post on your computer at monster girl forums bragging about how she'll totally get married to (You)
>defends this behavior as "active home security services"

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:00:47 2023 No.42524213

>be me
>angel
>high commanders give me the title of "Angel of Charity"
>everything is going to be alright
>work 24/7 changing human prays to coins for the other angels
>tired
>go to human world for a break
>explore
>get lost in the woods
>see a demon
>ohshit.jpg
>hide and watch if she is still there
>she looks at me and laughs
>whispers to my ear
>"the bad demon will eat you if you are alone"
>shivers all over my body
>she lefts
>can't focus at work because thinking about her
Help me.
I don't want to fall into temptation, I worked too hard to earn my title and I don't want to disappoint my superiors or god himself. But she didn't look like any women I have ever saw before and I really want to see her again.
What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:03:31 2023 No.42524237 42524213 Fuck off, Monsterboy are not tolerated, are you just switching bait ?

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:11:20 2023 No.42524294

>>42524186
>Your boss who you've never seen is also a Kunoichi from a rival gang planning on "assassinating" you because one of your descendants forgot to pay his tab
>Your Kunoichi roommate's flashstepping at your workplace is actually an awesome fight she's having with your boss while nobody even notices

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:31:03 2023 No.42524401 Ded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:38:47 2023 No.42524440 File: 519 KB, 2600x3500, FnKGvJFaEAEOfea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Themed golems should be more of a thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:43:31 2023 No.42524463 >>42524440 >When you're raiding a Pharaoh's tomb and the statues start moving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:44:45 2023 No.42524471 File: 676 KB, 1404x886, Cheshire_059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523365 why is it "gurl" and not "girl" in the OP? typo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:46:59 2023 No.42524484 >>42524471 ESL nigger made the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:47:17 2023 No.42524485 >>42524440 Ice golems, Earth golems, Fire golems - all fine, but what would Air golem be like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:49:54 2023 No.42524504 >>42524485 Air golem is the stone one >but what does she have to do with air? she can punch you so hard you'll fly into it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:52:09 2023 No.42524518 42524484 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:55:04 2023 No.42524527 >>42524485 air golem-chan is very shy because she does not really have a corporeal form, but if you manage to catch her and help her stay grounded to something, you will get a very loving, humble wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:56:31 2023 No.42524537 >>42524484 ESLs usually speak more grammatically proper English than OELs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:58:03 2023 No.42524543 >>42524518 >>42524537 Third wolders seething, take the rope already.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 09:59:46 2023 No.42524552

I imagine these sky sailor types, who pilot giant baloons and airships across the wastelands and deserts are the ones who really love air-golems (and selkies and other wind related monsters).
Thanks to the ever favorable winds they can traverse the open plains faster and safer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:00:01 2023 No.42524555 >>42524001 Appreciate her with the dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:00:42 2023 No.42524559 >>42524543 >muh ESL >seething You're definitely not a regular here, go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:01:14 2023 No.42524564 >>42524001 write a favorable biography

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:01:53 2023 No.42524568 >>42524543 >Third wolders The country I post from is ranked higher on practically every quality of life statistic than basically any English-speaking country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:02:46 2023 No.42524575 >>42524568 is it true that Holstaurs in Switzerland are purple and give chocolate milk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:05:14 2023 No.42524588 >>42524575 I wouldn't know. Furthest south I've ever been to was Hamburg.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:06:25 2023 No.42524598 File: 157 KB, 1056x1173, 474C2A3F-DA46-4797-B563-102284726545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523437 Obviously more tails = more trustworthy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:06:55 2023 No.42524603 >>42524588 Even been to Holstein proper? Do women there really have milky tits? I expect it will become a holstaur country after the portals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:20:09 2023 No.42524682 File: 847 KB, 2992x2708, 1625332536258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42524598 I knew I couldn't trust these treacherous dogs!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:26:54 2023 No.42524728 >>42524682 I can't even joke about this. Look at those ears, those freckles, those glasses, that tail... I cannot imagine a more loyal and trustworthy woman <3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:28:14 2023 No.42524735 >>42523899 That voice thing apparently has open source versions around too. It's quite interesting and useful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:29:36 2023 No.42524743 File: 283 KB, 2215x1974, 1629693647889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42524728 I am joking as well. Family dogs are for starting families with!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:31:28 2023 No.42524748 >>42524743 You're going to regret saying that when she monsterizes for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:33:26 2023 No.42524762 File: 138 KB, 2048x947, 1616184703585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42524743 >Family dogs are for starting families with! Obviously, that's literally in their name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:38:45 2023 No.42524799 >>42524485 lightning golem

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:39:40 2023 No.42524805 >>42524440 Kike's golem

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:40:10 2023 No.42524806
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>>42524762
finally someone gets it, they are literally made for families
>>42524748
I do not have a doggy anymore, but do not worry - there's plenty of picrel running around in MGE forrests, just need to go out and catch yourself a dog wife with some wolf woman hunting sex.
>>42524799
What material would be her domain?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:43:58 2023 No.42524839 File: 104 KB, 922x853, 1619368738411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time is not linear or cyclical! Time is shaped as God's perfect cube!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:45:01 2023 No.42524844 >>42524839 Retarded cow should shut the fuck up on this subject.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:45:41 2023 No.42524851 >>42524839 Wrong, it is both linear and cyclical. Time spirals.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:47:25 2023 No.42524865

>>42524806
i meant that as the air golem, because lightning is just a domain of air (lightning is just charged air particles from pressure differentials, that results in channels of plasma), such the most of the body would be made of a conductive metal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:50:45 2023 No.42524885 >>42524440 Bronze Colossus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:53:13 2023 No.42524900 >>42524865 I know I know, condutive metal is a good answer, makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:53:39 2023 No.42524905 File: 2.52 MB, 1323x1871, 87469950_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to get hammered

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:54:16 2023 No.42524910 >>42524806 lightning golem = highly conductive metal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 10:59:55 2023 No.42524966 >>42524905 Sake taste is too strong, i can only drink tasteless vodka or fruit liquors when I need something to forget about life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:05:39 2023 No.42525038 >>42524966 >not wanting to drink sake from between an oni's thighs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:10:45 2023 No.42525101 >>42525038 You're just making it worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:12:36 2023 No.42525124 >2000 words to go Imagine. i might even reach it by the 1st.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:23:56 2023 No.42525267 File: 306 KB, 1829x2048, 1631325977584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42525124 add "very" before every adjective

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:26:51 2023 No.42525292 >>42525124 Copy the script from Predator and just paste it somewhere in the middle. No one pays attention to the middle chapters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:28:04 2023 No.42525309 >>42525124 replace all comas with "and"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:44:04 2023 No.42525483 >>42525124 make one of the characters a echolalic, that repeats everything twice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:52:08 2023 No.42525575 >>42525292 >End of adventure >Anon turns to his wife >"Man, wasnt it strage when we came across that bunch of soldiers fighting that...thing? who wheard was that." >Wife shrugs, they go back to honeymoon sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:52:09 2023 No.42525576 >>42525124 I deleted the few words i wrote. I will not make it, i can't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:53:10 2023 No.42525589 >>42525575 Kill yourself ESL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:53:25 2023 No.42525593 >>42525575 >who wheird Spank me haku- sensei, for I have been a naughty boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:55:13 2023 No.42525620 File: 245 KB, 679x964, Haremofcollar_cover1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would be cool if my harem all wore something tha marks them as mine. Only for special occasions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:57:03 2023 No.42525644 >>42525292 >Fallen maidens but everytime druella pops up its followed by the script of bee movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:57:56 2023 No.42525654 >>42525620 always nice to see that werewolf, she looks so happy >>42525575 >meanwhile back at the jungle >WHAUT ABOUT ZHE MOUNSTAH GIRL AND ZHE HOUSBAND, DID ZHEY GET AWAY TOO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:58:02 2023 No.42525656 >>42525620 Well if you're a lord or something, You can all wear a tabard with your emblem

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:58:56 2023 No.42525667 >>42525620 >Human girl Going for all the variety eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 11:59:03 2023 No.42525669 >>42525654 He would protect them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:09:10 2023 No.42525752 >>42525667 >hman wmen Eww

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:14:39 2023 No.42525808 >>42525752 Teach her some magic, or introduce her to that nice noblewoman with the strangely sharp canines, or just stick a kitsune-bi in her if you don't have much time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:15:01 2023 No.42525813 >>42525752 Maybe a vampire/damphir or a tentacules slim host

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:30:02 2023 No.42525928 File: 440 KB, 839x1200, Sasha_Human1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42525752 You see a human woman, I see a prospective monster girl extremist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:32:10 2023 No.42525939 >>42525928 Too far, don't touch children.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:33:16 2023 No.42525948 File: 3.03 MB, 2000x1700, 92C17287-40AA-4076-8ECD-DE2333684606.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42525928 Is human women being turned into cute monsters that bad? What’s wrong with making a few extremists?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:37:01 2023 No.42525977 >>42525939 What's the point of waiting, upgrading into superhumans is the only logical choice one can make, might as well do it right away before the kids die in some accident or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:40:47 2023 No.42526001 >>42525977 Alright, I'm calling the popo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:41:49 2023 No.42526009 >>42525948 Hot but i hate 3d and i don't want to see them with a happy ending. Feel weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:43:20 2023 No.42526016 >>42526001 >Demon in a latex fetish "police officer" attire visits you to get the report >raped and married on the spot for wrongthink

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:45:59 2023 No.42526028 >>42526016 Your fetish, not mine. I just want a nice kot or a sweet kiki, no rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:48:25 2023 No.42526041 File: 1.15 MB, 1254x1427, banshee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What we drawing this time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:49:16 2023 No.42526050 >>42526041 Nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:51:18 2023 No.42526061 >>42526041 How about an Imp juggling with 4 beads, one red, one yellow, one black and one white

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:51:26 2023 No.42526063 >>42526041 Lava Golem picked up a soda can, but it burst in her hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:52:31 2023 No.42526068 >>42526041 Bunyip being cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:52:50 2023 No.42526070 >>42526041 Holstaur wearing a sun dress in a field.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 12:55:05 2023 No.42526079 >>42526041 A man trying to lure a grizzly home with him with a bunch of honeybuns

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:05:51 2023 No.42526154 >>42526041 A man with the letter K on his shirt riding a Whitehorn and chasing after a Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:07:25 2023 No.42526168 >>42525124 Hard, but you can still do it. Don't worry about the word count so long as the ending works for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:16:29 2023 No.42526218 >>42526041 Nurarihyon wearing Sahuagin scale swimsuit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:17:11 2023 No.42526224 >>42526041 cute crying elf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:20:16 2023 No.42526240 Lava Golem welder who doesn't bring any tools, just melts the metal together with her heat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:22:00 2023 No.42526250 File: 181 KB, 2048x1152, FkZHP3HaMAAyKEK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tactical girlfriend will be given to you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:22:14 2023 No.42526252 >>42526041 sleepy dragon

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:26:27 2023 No.42526268
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>>42526041
Ush- oni blushing furiously while being handed a box of chocolates.

Valentine's Day is coming, after all. Would be fine with any other mamono getting this treatment, btw. Could also be:

>>42526068
> Bunyip being cute (b/c chocolates)

>>42526224
> cute crying elf (b/c chocolates)

Since I think you did an ushi-oni recently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:27:32 2023 No.42526275 >>42526250 She don't have a FAMAS, cringe bird. Won't enter my farm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:32:21 2023 No.42526310 >>42526275 Just lend her your FAMAS, Pierre. It's obsolete anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:35:52 2023 No.42526343 File: 515 KB, 1153x1603, __gazer_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_catmouth__82558e3a091eaa8b6a715f727ce07028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42526041 Gazer being cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:37:12 2023 No.42526354 >>42526041 cu sith

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:40:16 2023 No.42526373 https://vocaroo.com/1io1SUfQN6Pe I hope you all had fun with the voice synthesis software. It's being deleted now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:41:54 2023 No.42526387 >>42526373 Why ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:43:52 2023 No.42526399 >>42526387 Turns out you can't have joe biden declare the purge of america and have your site stay up a very long time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:45:30 2023 No.42526412 >>42526041 please draw a lich sleeping, i need this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:51:15 2023 No.42526451 File: 826 KB, 4000x3500, FnuJJfEaYAEHV4m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how about spending the night at sally's place?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:52:07 2023 No.42526459 >>42526451 I'mm a just roll into those pots real quick

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 13:56:35 2023 No.42526477 monsters with big dick sucking lips are good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:00:53 2023 No.42526501 >>42526451 but why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:01:57 2023 No.42526509 >>42526501 Because she's flame grilling some ribs and steaks tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:05:29 2023 No.42526534 you have 4 choices of nun angel monster hybrids wurm angel nun jabber angel nun bogie angel nun automaton angel nun which will you choose to be your healslut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:05:42 2023 No.42526537 >>42526459 Jinn of the Jar there thought nobody would ask her out at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:06:13 2023 No.42526541 >>42526451 it'd be cool to get a look at her place at night soft glow of flames out the windows and all

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:10:02 2023 No.42526567 >>42526509 still i gotta bring something too no way i'm leeching off from her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:11:44 2023 No.42526581 >>42526567 bring some wine and candles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:13:06 2023 No.42526586 File: 209 KB, 816x1077, Anubis598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need more hybrids

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:13:21 2023 No.42526588

>>42526534
my 6 step plan of chaos related to the wurm angel nun:
1. attain bunyip mana flask
2. aquire tuft of fox fur
3. mix fox fur into bunyip mana flask, ensure the alchemical process is perfect so that extra fluffiness and personality traits are the only things that get mixed into the mana
4. get wurm nun
5. have wurm drink the flast
6. get a extra fluffy wurmnyip. proficient in melee, offensive magic, and support magic. along with being borderline retarded but comically smug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:14:04 2023 No.42526594 >>42526451 nah, im sleeping in the cozy wurm inn, where every guest gets a free wurm to cuddle him to sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:14:14 2023 No.42526596 >>42526586 vv vv ..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:16:52 2023 No.42526622 >>42526581 not falling for that trap lizardcel!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:19:33 2023 No.42526638 >>42526588 >plus fluffy angel wings >can subdue aggressive monsters with just coiling around them, their aggressive nature melting away to give way comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:19:35 2023 No.42526639 File: 202 KB, 600x571, 1654153976592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523754 love Big Kots

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:27:39 2023 No.42526698 File: 1.27 MB, 1500x2000, 104946687_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523754 making small cats with big cats

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:30:42 2023 No.42526721 File: 1.69 MB, 2424x3728, mermaid_corrin_commission__by_raydango_delvhxe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523365

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:36:33 2023 No.42526767 >>42526761 bastet has some good ideas

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:37:24 2023 No.42526780 >>42526761 nuns make everything better

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:38:27 2023 No.42526786 >>42526767 isn't her thing that her temples are full of girls close to use the litterbox ideals trying to become cats?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:39:45 2023 No.42526797 >>42526761 >Y'shtola Yes please. >in a latex outfit Ever more yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:40:25 2023 No.42526802 File: 1.56 MB, 1500x2118, 2b3aaddf-9182-4804-9a9c-6bcdd55ba7c0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523365

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:42:08 2023 No.42526810 File: 1.20 MB, 2894x4093, Anubis683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's funny to me how WG3 regards the girl using a doppelganger potion as a rare case, because that's basically the first thing I thought of when the potion was introduced.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:42:40 2023 No.42526813 File: 86 KB, 659x899, HaremofCollarBack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42525667 She didn't stay human https://static.miraheze.org/monstergirlencyclopediawiki/d/d6/HaremofCollarCoverNSFW.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:44:10 2023 No.42526823 >>42526810 yeah, who'd want to be assaulted by 6 manticores with impaired judgement? haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:47:30 2023 No.42526846 >>42526802 Do you have white version?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:57:19 2023 No.42526903 File: 757 KB, 1000x1154, __gazer_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_yofukashi__8d3a7b2a21f9f6354d5223f94f502fc7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love bunny suits. Kinda disappointed the New Year's content has died down so quickly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 14:58:05 2023 No.42526909 >>42526903 i still have one in the pipe, muscle bunny but progress is slow

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:01:13 2023 No.42526924 File: 641 KB, 2521x4096, CMSSzD4v_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42526903 It was cool while it lasted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:03:33 2023 No.42526936 File: 481 KB, 2217x1662, uwabamii__gift__by_disease_dis_dfnztaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:06:27 2023 No.42526948 File: 528 KB, 800x810, lunara__sfwversion__by_candra_dc2nw09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:08:41 2023 No.42526960 >>42526451 Massive urge to fuck and dominate salamanders

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:10:14 2023 No.42526972

>>42526810
>sandworm daughter tells you about this boy who drives a dune buggy out over the desert every weekend, and she keeps chasing after him but he keeps getting away
>go to town and buy her a doppelganger potion
>he can dodge one sandworm but can he dodge five?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:15:16 2023 No.42526998 File: 2.32 MB, 2100x2100, 104557737_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523365 >Gurl Spotted the zoomer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:16:40 2023 No.42527008 File: 713 KB, 667x1167, jr1_m_lowres.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42526903

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:16:41 2023 No.42527009 File: 845 KB, 732x1000, Cheshire_058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42526998 >zoomer cheshire gf that spews nonsense you do not understand and does weird dances all the time vnf, want

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:17:12 2023 No.42527012 >>42526998 After hearing all the complaints about being too rigid and non-inclusive, the leadership of /mgt/ has decided to get with the times and make us more appealing to the new generation of 4chan posters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:17:14 2023 No.42527013 File: 1.22 MB, 667x1000, 92adc243b56c1c199319331d30e13291.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523376 Dare I?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:17:16 2023 No.42527014 File: 3.36 MB, 5254x4914, 1675091819894.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42526903

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:23:30 2023 No.42527056 It's over once the sealed foxes learn all they have to do is offer fluffy hugs and headpats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:25:08 2023 No.42527065 File: 1.43 MB, 5090x3624, 78851267_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Angels be like "Sinners will be punished!", but offer them good and they're putty in your hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:26:09 2023 No.42527071 >>42527065 >offer them good *offer them good food

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:26:24 2023 No.42527074 File: 3.94 MB, 600x600, tazaigo_foxgirl_brushie.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42527056 The real danger is brushing your hair like she brushes her tails

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:34:45 2023 No.42527138 File: 358 KB, 1547x2426, EUDNC94VAAAgkYN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:36:42 2023 No.42527159 File: 27 KB, 640x480, 1675080782813814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42527056 Just give them something good to eat. That'll placate them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:42:35 2023 No.42527205 File: 29 KB, 176x120, ThisFaggotJustSitsThereWithThisStupidLookOnHerFace.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:44:26 2023 No.42527216 >>42527159 a mutually parasitic arrangement >she offers you fluffy hugs and headpats >you become progressively more addicted to them >you offer her good food and pampering >she becomes meatier and meatier

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:44:53 2023 No.42527217 I'm tired of monsters lying about being an endangered species. Let's see how they like when I say humans are endangered

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:49:28 2023 No.42527234 >>42527012 I unironically have low hopes for the future, it feels KC is gonna drop something stupid real soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 15:57:06 2023 No.42527284 File: 63 KB, 600x546, aeMXONv_700b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42527217 You're gonna get protected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:03:49 2023 No.42527320 >>42527234 My only hope for the future is nukes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:09:29 2023 No.42527359 >>42527320 >Druella & co. peek through the portal >horrified from what they see, they opt against invading and instead decide to send dark matter nukes through

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:10:26 2023 No.42527366

>>42527056
>sealed fox whispering promises to human lumberjacking near le ancient tomb
>offers wealth, power, immortality, he doesn't bat an eye
>"I'll let you lay your head in my lap if you remove the seals
>mfw he is visibly tempted for the first time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:16:32 2023 No.42527424 File: 1.14 MB, 2048x1556, proteccwan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42527217 >>42527284 Just chilling in the MGC human zoo, getting fed all manner of delicious foods and falling in love with your hellwan zookeeper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:18:24 2023 No.42527443 >>42527424 being a zooman doesn't sound so bad. as long as its nicely furnished. and i get to visit the aquarium sometimes

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:24:15 2023 No.42527492
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>>42527443
I reckon they will procure some stuff to make your habitat comfy, all I would need is some vinyl records and reading material and some cardio, I'll get all sweaty and put on a show for the mamano visitors when it's seeding time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:25:48 2023 No.42527502 >>42527424 >tfw the shower is open for everyone to see

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:31:22 2023 No.42527539 >>42527443 >endangered human (very rare) going on a field trip to look at the fishies flanked by a small squadron of zookeeper hellwans

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:34:55 2023 No.42527564 Being watched like a zoo animal sounds fucking terrifying. I'd much rather be kept in some yandere hags home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:36:26 2023 No.42527574 File: 1.24 MB, 947x1250, df6gp80-28b30239-e999-410a-9788-c0f5e970f65b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:37:51 2023 No.42527586

>>42527564
don't worry - 9/10 humanologists agree that being constantly observed is very stressful for humans, and contributes to poor health. your enclosure is built with that in mind, and about 60% of it isn't visible from the outside.

the other 1/10 humanologists are gazers.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:39:02 2023 No.42527597

>>42527443
>tfw im in the zoo and would often draw any onlookers that catch my eyes
>causing there always to ve alot of people which would most likely cause me to be in a corner where they cant see me or have myself lifting weights while listening to slayer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:41:02 2023 No.42527609 >>42527586 >poke head out of "home" >see entire army of monsters cheer at this >go back into hiding And the anxiety spikes back up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:41:15 2023 No.42527613 >>42527424 i got a wurm zookeeper, she even sleeps inside my enclosure with me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:42:55 2023 No.42527624 >>42527359 I fear for the new generation of monsters that would be born, without proper monster culture to raise them up to behave properly, we might just end up with simple feral rapists, or worse, 3DPD with monster powers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:47:43 2023 No.42527648 >And here we have the human 4mon shitposter >So very smug >loves pranks >Messes well with Cheshires and the like

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:48:56 2023 No.42527658 File: 855 KB, 1080x1038, 1675057009565686.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:49:41 2023 No.42527665 >>42527658 ew a British cat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:50:21 2023 No.42527676 >>42527424 >Do not rub breasts on the glass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:50:22 2023 No.42527678 My entry for Magus Anon's contest, featuring a very nice lady and a very surprised beggar. Nothing else. Yep. https://archiveofourown.org/works/44659408

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:51:11 2023 No.42527685 >>42527648 its all fun and games until the eternally frustrated chesh hag noclips into the enclosure

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:51:16 2023 No.42527688
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I feel bad for the Zooman staff.
The Eros, Fallen God and Zipangu extremist groups won't stop trying to "convert" the Zoomans despite all the regulations against unauthorized entry.
Got to be a bit tiresome to deal with all the time. It least the Satyros bring enough drink to lighten the mood.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:51:21 2023 No.42527689

>>42527613
>>42527609
Zookeepers understand you might get performance anxiety - it's very scary having a lot of people around, especially after living on your own for so long! Ms. Wurm is there to make sure you're feeling okay and to shoo away visitors if you're not doing so well (though it would make her very happy if you spent a little bit of time in the public-facing part of your enclosure).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:52:01 2023 No.42527696 >>42527676 >My glass is nothing but snail trails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:52:26 2023 No.42527699 >>42527685 >And her back gives out >Causing that anon to laugh then fuck the old sow

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:53:34 2023 No.42527707 >>42527678 thanks, let's get to reading

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:54:22 2023 No.42527713 >>42527443 I just need a roof to look at and alcohol to pass time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:55:40 2023 No.42527727 >>42527699 And she wins anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:56:57 2023 No.42527744 >>42527713 Alcohol will not be served unless its mouth to mouth from the staff Safety first

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:58:04 2023 No.42527754 >>42527713 >Die after 3 days from alcohol poisoning >Immediately replaced and forget An nothing of value was lost, ESLfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:59:07 2023 No.42527759 >>42527713 how about a banjo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:59:27 2023 No.42527764 >>42527727 >Cut to 9 months later >old Chesh is giving birth with smug anon by her > a boy and 7 girls >Both of them are very smug and thinking of ways to tease them >The crowd awws as they look on

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 16:59:57 2023 No.42527768 >>42527744 Then i will just lay on the ground and watch the ceiling until they free me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:00:40 2023 No.42527775 >>42527678 Yus. The chef was neat. More of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:01:51 2023 No.42527783 File: 1.90 MB, 4096x4079, 1674969584976793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lots of ESLfags out today, huh? >>42527768 spoken like somebody who has never been fed mouth-warmed spiced wine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:01:56 2023 No.42527784 >>42527759 For what? It's useless, give more booze or something to play music.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:02:05 2023 No.42527786 >>42527768 Good way to get sold to a private collector, get put on some succs or vampires estate and get hunted for sport.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:02:27 2023 No.42527790 >>42527759 >how to get all the country monsters to look at this drunken country boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:03:09 2023 No.42527795 >>42527764 >minichesh cuddlepile starts collectively hissing at the staff if they approach the brother

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:03:13 2023 No.42527796 >>42527783 >lots of ESLfags out today, huh? More like one bored shitposter has too much free time today

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:05:04 2023 No.42527810 >>42527783 Did i mess up my sentences? Yup, never and let's keep it that way >>42527786 Oh wow, must be really fun to hunt someone laying in the grass and watching the sky. Still waiting for my freedom or bottles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:05:14 2023 No.42527812 >>42527689 well, if ms. wurm wants me to...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:06:13 2023 No.42527820 >>42527689 >Come out to see the vistors >start doing pushups without my feet on the ground

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:07:10 2023 No.42527829 File: 125 KB, 850x1009, Minotaur_005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why would anyone visit some stupid zoos for monster girls, when you can simply throw yourself into a pit with the specific species you like

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:08:30 2023 No.42527838
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>>42527810
Your english isn't bad, it's just easy to pick out. I don't know exactly how to explain it.

Also, only ESLfags get upset and try to macho-ize shit when the thread starts talking about a gentle-femdommy scenario.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:09:18 2023 No.42527844 >>42527829 anon, you are in the zoo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:09:48 2023 No.42527850 >>42527838 >tfw ESL >tfw love gentle femdom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:10:34 2023 No.42527855 >>42527838 Ok, what I said was not welcomed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:11:21 2023 No.42527857 File: 481 KB, 1200x978, Hellhound_028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42527844 that's a shit fucking zoo then, if my life is an exhibition then anyone with a heart would plead animal cruelty

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:12:51 2023 No.42527866

>>42527795
>Another Chesh has to taken the brother to see if hes ok
>Papa Anon, soothing his new kids and telling them that they are only checking if he is ok
>Get relocated to a free range enclosure in the city
>tfw it dawns on Anon he was freed and he now lives in the city

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:13:32 2023 No.42527873 File: 689 KB, 959x1357, 1613987973158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Oh, sorry, I didn't see you, senpai~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:14:01 2023 No.42527883 >>42527857 >extremists physically launch themselves at the glass when they hear this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:15:07 2023 No.42527893 >>42527855 Yes, kys.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:16:12 2023 No.42527904
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>>42527857
That's not what this is about, anon... If the zoo didn't allow paying visitors, they wouldn't be able to maintain your enclosure, and then the (very rare) endangered human would be at risk of extinction! Nobody wants that.
>>42527850
Are you from SA? A lot of South Americans have this weird aversion to gfd that I don't really understand. Macho culture, I guess. And there are exceptions, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:17:27 2023 No.42527913 File: 3.87 MB, 1700x1251, Shining.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:18:41 2023 No.42527928 >>42527883 tell them to launch portals instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:18:56 2023 No.42527931 It's tiresome to get told to kys everytime I say something that not even edgy or not on subject. You won, i leave for now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:20:04 2023 No.42527940 >>42527866 >WIth his family being first of many, Humans leave the zoos and reintegrate into MGC proper

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:20:27 2023 No.42527944 >>42527931 Don't come back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:20:36 2023 No.42527947 >>42527931 He's retarded, ignore him. I didn't see anything that would be deemed distasteful here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:21:45 2023 No.42527954 >Tfw ywn dominate a dragon >>42527944 hey, you should heed your own advice. you should just go outside for once and talk with the little family you still may have

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:26:48 2023 No.42528006 >>42527947 >>42527954 >Chasing away unwanted faggots is bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:27:55 2023 No.42528019 File: 538 KB, 1200x857, ezgif-5-f4b8f9fd22.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42527658

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:29:04 2023 No.42528028

>>42527989
>tfw you ask her for glass of venom to drink so you can go to sleep sinc you have insomnia
>>42528006
Stop trying to change tactics to get yous, look at you. So desperate for attention that you playa gatekeeper aftercbtfo with your last derailing attempt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:29:23 2023 No.42528035 >>42528006 Humor me and point out exactly which posts he did are unwanted, or I'm going to assume you're one of the usual vermin just testing out new bait.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:29:46 2023 No.42528039 >>42528028 stop samefagging ESLfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:32:22 2023 No.42528061 >>42528039 You're a pathetic clown.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:33:59 2023 No.42528073 File: 841 KB, 2000x2900, Wurm_005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best way to drill a new well? ask wurmy to catch her own tail

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:35:02 2023 No.42528080 File: 2.36 MB, 1323x1871, 1674968012111792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42528061 >>42528039 >>42528035 >>42528028 Fags not posting monstergirls and derailing the thread should shut up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:36:59 2023 No.42528095 Maybe some Zoomans deserve to stay endangered... >>42528019 In darkness there is cum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:37:07 2023 No.42528097 >>42528073 Imma just dig the well then sleep within Wurmy’s coils

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:37:08 2023 No.42528098 is it possible to resist incubization? mostly for the purposes of fucking with vampires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:37:42 2023 No.42528100 File: 75 KB, 250x250, 1662821117407925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't understand anything now. What the fuck is happening?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:37:54 2023 No.42528102 >>42528073 nothing can match the sheer unbridled joy of a wurm who's been asked to dig a hole

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:39:31 2023 No.42528119 >>42527783 how common is the baby-birding fetish? i think it's hot but i've seen it met with vocal disgust before

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:39:32 2023 No.42528121 File: 327 KB, 741x822, Cheshire_071.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42528100 some people go crazy because no portals >>42528097 she wants to help! >>42528102 I AM A WURM AND I'M DIGGIN A HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:40:02 2023 No.42528124 >>42527678 Good story, thanks for writing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:40:10 2023 No.42528126 File: 958 KB, 1201x1373, 1468161615816.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42528100 I dunno but I feel horny for thiccness

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:40:17 2023 No.42528128 >>42528102 And playing diggy diggy hole at full blast >>42528121 Then we take turns

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:40:31 2023 No.42528129 File: 440 KB, 2325x1722, 1662865539920803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] White hair erotic and red eyes EROTIC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:41:11 2023 No.42528133 >>42527678 I liked it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:42:05 2023 No.42528138 >>42528128 >you dig 1 meter >wurmy digs 20 >when you are done she throws a celebration dance because YOU TWO did a splendid work >she also maintains that you both split the workload evenly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:43:51 2023 No.42528149 >>42528138 I will learn under her how to dig better

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:46:08 2023 No.42528168 File: 1.80 MB, 1856x1770, specialromanticoperation.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42528100 >Having a fun discussion about being a human in a monster zoo >Someone doesn't like gentle femdom and decides to shitpost Water is wet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:47:17 2023 No.42528173 >>42528168 Water is water and wants you to fuvck her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:47:38 2023 No.42528176 >>42528129 t.lilim who can't get laid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:47:48 2023 No.42528177 >>42528173 UOOOOH UNDINE-CHAN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:48:27 2023 No.42528179 File: 35 KB, 394x600, Nereid_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42528173 oh yes she does

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:48:36 2023 No.42528181 do you find any monster legitimately frightening? or are they all fine to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:49:04 2023 No.42528183 >>42528168 >Speak about drinking as a zooman >Shitpost Did we read the same thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:49:52 2023 No.42528189 >>42528181 I know lots of people like her but ms.ushi-onni is a little scary...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:51:02 2023 No.42528198 >>42528181 Living dolls are a bit freaky

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:51:51 2023 No.42528205 >>42528181 On an intellectual level I understand most of them would be very intimidating to encounter. But on the other hand I've run into an elk with a foal in the woods and they didn't attack me, so I'll probably be fine. I have a calming presence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:52:03 2023 No.42528208 >>42528179 That a normal sea succ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:52:37 2023 No.42528210 File: 383 KB, 1280x960, Manticore_053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42528181 Manticores are a little bit scary, since I am afraid of needles. Then again my waifu is a batcat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:53:10 2023 No.42528215 >>42528183 I think he was referring to the faggot spamming kys, not sure.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:53:17 2023 No.42528218

>>42528181
Most would be really terrifying or really cool to actually see with your eyes for the first time. Compare seeing cool magic to suddenly feeling an overwhelming aura of something you don't comprehend when a Lilim looks at you.
However that power is also really fucking sexy so it evens out.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:53:31 2023 No.42528220

>>42528181
A few. Some of the spiders would look pretty terrifying in reality. Shoggoth looks like nuclear waste mutations in a lot of art. nacha husband's look scary too. I'm sure other girls are bad too, like zombies probably being a bit more visceral on reality or whatever is going on with terminator looking skeletons. And lastly a cu sith trying to give a blowjob with a big snout and no cheeks is probably super uncanny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:54:11 2023 No.42528224 >>42528181 Everything that's stronger than is frightening so yes, a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:56:11 2023 No.42528233 >>42528181 Ookumades, very scary. Imagine seeing her appear from under your bed, her legs tapping on the floor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 17:59:27 2023 No.42528248 >>42528181 A lot of monsters are instrinsically frightening, and I think that's part of the appeal - whether you just like the idea of being loved by a scary/dangerous woman or find the hurt/comfort that comes naturally along with that appealing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:06:43 2023 No.42528290 >>42528181 I don't think I would deal with any kind of man-sized insect very well in real life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:06:57 2023 No.42528291 >>42528181 Being Cask of Amontillado'd by a shog is a worrying thought.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:06:58 2023 No.42528293

>>42528181
Possessive people in reality are rather creepy.
When I feel something following close behind me, i'm going to act as if it is some hobo trying to stab me. How am I supposed to know that is just the friendly Shirohebi keeping a close eye on me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:09:18 2023 No.42528303 >tl;dr: MGs were a mistake This, the balance of power don't make sense since then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:09:55 2023 No.42528310 >>42528291 I like these kinds of scenarios, if only because the idea of the wife comforting an anon who's scared of her/something she does is really cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:11:44 2023 No.42528316 >>42528293 I can't imagine being very comfortable with a monster girl trying to put the moves on me with that fake pickup artist sincerity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:19:16 2023 No.42528353 >>42528181 The only time I ever found a female character to be genuinely scary was the aunt from happy sugar life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:20:27 2023 No.42528356 >>42528310 >It's fine… you don't need to outside anymore. Everything you could want is here. With me. >If it feels good, it is good. Don't fight it. Does that comforting to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:21:50 2023 No.42528366 >>42528356 christ those are two of the hottest sentences i have ever read yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:22:15 2023 No.42528370 >>42528356 tell her that we can both go outside and see what it holds

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:22:59 2023 No.42528375 >>42528356 I was a hiki neet for 15 years So long as I have an internet connection I don't particularly care about bring tied to one place

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:24:54 2023 No.42528390 >>42528356 Mm. A scene where shogwife is holding down a panicking, claustrophobic anon, trying desperately to comfort him with 'reassurances' that only make him more scared... gods, only two sentences and this is good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:29:18 2023 No.42528434 >>42528356 I mean people don't really want to spend time with me. So is a step up in that department. >>42528390 Shogwife is anon's world, he should accept reality for once, the one and only one he will ever know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:33:05 2023 No.42528454 >>42528390 It can't end well

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:34:07 2023 No.42528459 >>42528434 That's fuck up, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:36:19 2023 No.42528474 >>42528454 If he cums his brains out so hard he can't complain it's fine.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:36:31 2023 No.42528477

>>42527857
>>42527883
i really gotta stop typing these when ive been awake for a long time, and i also have to fix my sleep schedule.
>demon lord! we have terrible news to report about the "slow introduction" portal plan
>hm? what is it.
>monsters have started breaking through the sealed portal windows that were supposed to ease them into how different earth life is.
>WHAT? why.
>do you want the list or a generalization?
>... list?
>foxes stopped grooming their tails, hebis started stabbing the seal (first recorded instance of a hebi using a weapon in 200 years), minotaurs entered a rage, wurms started to cry, the entirety of the sabbath has become emotionless, eros herself wept, slimes have gone insane, shoggoths have become sane, kikis have lost all motivation to clean, sandworm emotional shift has caused a 1000% increase in desert quakes, jubjubs stopped thinking about riding their husband's dick for five minutes, there is an excess of feathers falling from harpy roosts, there are constant storms around raiju mountains, cheshires stopped smiling, greenworms-
>i get it, get to the point
>everybody thinks that earth life is too cruel for us to wait, so i let them break through
>i told you not to do that, but i understand...
>...
>...
>im assuming you already got a earth husband?
>yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:36:55 2023 No.42528480 >>42528454 Of course it ends well - the setting demands it. The pain of the journey only sweetens the succor when it comes : ) >>42528459 >waaah someone likes something i don't like do fags really

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:37:28 2023 No.42528485 >>42528474 So brainwashed ending... Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:40:16 2023 No.42528510 >>42528480 It can't end well, that's the thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:42:22 2023 No.42528521 File: 45 KB, 893x1149, 4482143D-5579-4782-9A2D-1D443A9041E9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523365

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:47:13 2023 No.42528555 File: 734 KB, 1280x1541, 1671451753636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42528356 Not at all but yandere's are hot so.. I don't know what to feel about this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:47:38 2023 No.42528559 >>42528477 >shoggoths have become sane ( _ ) shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:48:17 2023 No.42528562 File: 140 KB, 437x546, 96391700_p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Demi-lamia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:49:18 2023 No.42528574 >>42528555 Hot until she cuts your arms and legs so you can never leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:49:38 2023 No.42528575 >>42528181 mindflayers. im not sure about you guys but id much rather not have some probe my mind while having the ability to edit it.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:49:52 2023 No.42528578

>dragon girl expected her future husband to be afraid of her, because everyone remembers dragons burning their villages and stealing their princesses
>but anon comes from a world where dragons never existed
>he's confused when she asks if she scares him, and even more confused when she gets confused over his confusion
>to him, she was just a cute girl with scales

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:50:39 2023 No.42528580 >>42528575 For your safety, please understand. You will marry the monster and you will be happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:52:21 2023 No.42528591 >>42528578 that's why KC said earth boys are irresistible to monster girls! there's no fear, just a heart ready for love

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:52:23 2023 No.42528592 >>42528580 Kys dawos shill. It's not fun. I don't want to see that shit in my escapism fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:53:04 2023 No.42528594 >>42528510 just because you're determined to imagine a miserable ending doesn't mean that's the only way it can go

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:57:04 2023 No.42528635 >>42528594 Oh yeah, watch me getting the worst ending possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 18:58:04 2023 No.42528640 >>42528592 then dont, and shack up with a nice catholic latina kiki

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:00:14 2023 No.42528662 >>42528592 shut up and don't engage with it then

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:01:52 2023 No.42528674 >>42528662 >t. devil bug loli

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:04:01 2023 No.42528693 >>42528640 >Latina Meh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:04:33 2023 No.42528697 >>42526813 >ivory/silvery cursedsword neat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:09:52 2023 No.42528729 >>42528697 Are cursedsword only swords or you can get a gun variant ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:15:40 2023 No.42528760 >>42528729 You can. It's the same except she's wearing a cowboy hat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:17:26 2023 No.42528767 >>42528729 nah, i bet they come in all flavor of weapons, even artillery >>42528760 only if she is a either as lever gun, a shotgun from 1800s, a colt revolver, or another gun of that era

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:17:56 2023 No.42528771 I'm so lonely....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:18:07 2023 No.42528774 >>42528729 A lot of them are relics from the former demon lord, but any weapon can be cursed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:18:44 2023 No.42528776 >>42523365 >Gurl Huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:19:11 2023 No.42528782 >>42528771 dont say that, it activates hags

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:19:15 2023 No.42528783 >>42528774 Swiss army knife variant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:19:46 2023 No.42528788 >>42528771 >t. expert hagbaiter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:24:04 2023 No.42528806 >>42528776 Vampirefag got a swollen finger from being bitten.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:25:02 2023 No.42528811 >>42528771 Me too, we wouldn't be here otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:26:03 2023 No.42528818 File: 208 KB, 818x692, 1636576181020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42528771

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:31:40 2023 No.42528851 >>42528771 >>42528818 Bogeybait

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:36:10 2023 No.42528878 File: 504 KB, 750x1200, 3W0Mj7vR_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:36:44 2023 No.42528888 File: 3.12 MB, 318x348, 0kjMlJvf_o.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42528851 ms. bogey will make sure you feel safe and cared for. she won't leave you; she'll still be here when you wake up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:36:57 2023 No.42528889 >>42523957 did she die?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:37:44 2023 No.42528893 >>42528889 no. bears just love rocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:37:50 2023 No.42528894 >>42528889 It was extremely painful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:39:23 2023 No.42528907 >>42524186 how am I related to a japanese shogun? I'm european and native american

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:40:04 2023 No.42528913 >>42528889 She kill anon by mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:40:52 2023 No.42528917 >>42524543 Funny thing is America is the true third world country. That's enough politics for me today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:42:19 2023 No.42528924 >>42526041 some MG being really drunk and trying to flirt with (you) and failing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:42:48 2023 No.42528929 >>42528917 >t. doesn't know what first, second, or third world means

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:43:42 2023 No.42528937 >>42528917 Ahah yeah <spoiler> France is not far behind... </spoiler>

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:43:49 2023 No.42528938 >>42528924 spilling her spaghetti all over the place

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:44:35 2023 No.42528942 >>42528937 ><spoiler>

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:44:50 2023 No.42528945 >>42528937 nice [b]locking fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:45:41 2023 No.42528956 >>42528942 >>42528945 Fugg, using XML all day made me dumb, need gremlin help

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:45:51 2023 No.42528958 >>42528894 >>42528894 >>42528894 >>42528894

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:51:16 2023 No.42529002 File: 200 KB, 828x795, 1668616394433857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of prank are they planning?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:56:23 2023 No.42529051 >>42529002 Freeze the inside of reimu's house

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:56:26 2023 No.42529052 File: 363 KB, 1448x2048, Gremlin_002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42528956 Gremlin wife would help me a lot with my job, we would have more time to cuddle. Then again - in MGE world I would do something cool and not this slog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 19:59:24 2023 No.42529072 File: 1.01 MB, 1218x1648, 1633563599697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42529052 Printer too ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:02:31 2023 No.42529090 >>42529072 writing code and soldering boards

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:04:00 2023 No.42529102 >>42529052 >get isekaid to mge world >still end up in IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:04:53 2023 No.42529110 >>42529102 Okay, now that is the only thing I can think of that would make me consider going back.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:05:30 2023 No.42529113

Vampire ecology 101:
>It was well known in the previous age when vampires go long periods without feeding they become akin to dessicated corpses
>But under the current Demon Lord when a vampire is starving her body will use what little mana and blood she has left to enhance her bust, hips and buttocks to cause her once small coffin to become uncomfortable to lay in forcing her out and onto the hunt for blood to slake her thirst
Now remember this because it will be on the test on Thursday

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:05:55 2023 No.42529117 >>42529102 >mg hags keep pretending to have computers problems to call you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:06:26 2023 No.42529120 File: 2.54 MB, 2048x2048, 102124055_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:10:38 2023 No.42529139 >>42529117 >old Wurm doesn't even know what a computer is >she chiseled a piece of rock to look like an old CRT monitor she saw in a picture >pretends to have problems with it as an excuse to make you come over

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:12:56 2023 No.42529147 >>42529139 Too cute, i would fall for her...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:13:16 2023 No.42529152 >>42529117 >>42529139 https://youtu.be/JJPm_6uLib4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:14:38 2023 No.42529157 >>42529139 i would fall for that sweet old wurm, i bet she makes great food is worried about the ramen and all the other processed food i eat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:26:08 2023 No.42529203 >>42528591 >there's no fear Unless you're a spider girl or anything underwater, then there's a LOT of fear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:27:58 2023 No.42529212 File: 564 KB, 1920x1382, isabella_fanart_by_nhur_dfo03zj-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523365

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:30:39 2023 No.42529221 >>42529203 >or anything underwater Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:31:48 2023 No.42529227 Was the issue with the wiki Mega get resolved?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:32:38 2023 No.42529233 >>42529221 I hate large bodies of water and underwater animals/monsters scare the fuck out of me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:33:22 2023 No.42529239 >>42529227 The Mega is supposed to be back this weekend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:33:47 2023 No.42529242 >>42529221 anon, the depths of the ocean is very undocumented and many creatures lurk there that we dont even know what they are

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:36:37 2023 No.42529263 File: 89 KB, 1024x598, kashino_by_elveseri_dfi1l2o-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cow

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:36:38 2023 No.42529264
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>>42529233
>>42529242
>>42529203
under the sea, under the sea
the city so pretty you should stay with me would you kindly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:38:19 2023 No.42529275 >>42529264 No thank you, I would much rather have my feet firmly planted on dry land over going any deeper than a freshwater lake or a community pool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:45:29 2023 No.42529316 >>42529275 Then you should suspicious of free sandwiches Lest you find they are attached to the end of a fishing line

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:46:32 2023 No.42529327 >>42529316 But I can just drop the sandwich when I see the line...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:47:51 2023 No.42529339 File: 492 KB, 1197x849, 104189020_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523365 Cool dragons!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:49:41 2023 No.42529349 >>42529316 >saggy sandwich lying on the ground Yeah, easy pass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:49:43 2023 No.42529350 >>42529339 Stay where you belong, /akg/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:51:36 2023 No.42529362 Guys, I've been teased by a demon girl at my local church. I want to try something with her but I don't want to betray god. What to do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:54:34 2023 No.42529374 >>42529350 >/akg/. ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:54:45 2023 No.42529375 File: 210 KB, 1158x1637, 104942765_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42529275 You don't know what you're missing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:55:47 2023 No.42529385 >>42529374 The Arknights general on /vg/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:56:05 2023 No.42529387 >>42529374 Brainlet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:57:29 2023 No.42529397 >>42529375 I'm very well aware of what I'm missing! I'm missing scary shark women prowling around, eldritch beings wanting to do god knows what below the ocean floor and literal dangerous monsters in random parts of the water!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:58:15 2023 No.42529403 File: 690 KB, 1200x1105, __cursed_sword_and_wurm_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_nav_itsnav__a4e845237ef41b860f558a70dde37c65.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42529387

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 20:59:28 2023 No.42529416 >>42526451 Sex battle? Maybe I can put some money on the line too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:01:18 2023 No.42529426 >>42529387 >>42529385 >have to memorize characters from a series I don't even follow just to know not to post them here That's insane

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:02:26 2023 No.42529436 >>42529426 Reverse image search is a thing and completely free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:04:48 2023 No.42529459 >>42526451 >>42529416 I'll defeat her in bed easily this time! I've memorized all her attack patterns! Along with her different phases!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:05:03 2023 No.42529462 File: 1.54 MB, 1114x1574, seeb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42529233 ms. sea bishop will take good care of you and help you get over your fear!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:05:57 2023 No.42529474 File: 97 KB, 1096x359, 20230130_101026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523365

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:06:04 2023 No.42529476 >>42529349 passing up a free sandwich? couldn't be me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:06:24 2023 No.42529479 >>42529462 Ms. Sea Bishop is gonna have a hard time doing that when I'm 50 miles inland!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:07:04 2023 No.42529485 >>42529436 >have to reverse image search all dragongirl pics just to know not to post them here kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:08:05 2023 No.42529496 >>42529479 ms. sea bishop is in the piping, the rain and the sink. she's in the sink. she's in the sink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:09:27 2023 No.42529506 >>42529485 >So retarded he can't do a simple task because he's probably some gachanigger mad that I'm right and he needs to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:10:27 2023 No.42529516 >>42529496 Sea Bishops aren't shoggoths... I'm getting scammed!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:11:50 2023 No.42529530 >>42524537 Depends on the ESL. Completely fluent ESLs are great. Anything less, and they tend to be "What are you even doing here?" tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:13:35 2023 No.42529547 >>42529485 Arknights characters have a certain aesthetic that makes it easy to see when a character is from there even if you don't know all of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:14:36 2023 No.42529558 File: 305 KB, 1593x2048, 1671483713651694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42529474

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:15:42 2023 No.42529567 >>42529474 >shitty edit of an already shitty manga For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:15:47 2023 No.42529568 File: 514 KB, 1417x1701, waurm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42529506 >no NO you have to- you HAVE to tineye all your pics in case they're gacha trash! >because- because you HAVE to, okay? >>42523574 worm onee-san makes the best wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:18:27 2023 No.42529587 File: 1.54 MB, 2894x4093, b1058bd762812efabddc58d2cfb5a7c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All canine girls whether they be hellwans, kobolds, or even an anubis, love to incessantly lick your face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:19:11 2023 No.42529590 File: 1014 KB, 850x1202, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42529397 >scary shark women They just want headpats and hugs. How can you say no to this face?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:21:27 2023 No.42529607 >>42529590 Very easily when it's coming to me at 50 KM/H looking at me like I'm a tasty snack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:22:01 2023 No.42529616 File: 808 KB, 1340x2160, 100890139_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:22:38 2023 No.42529620 >>42529397 >eldritch beings wanting to do god knows what they want to have sex with you, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:23:01 2023 No.42529621 >>42529616 jeez thats alot of ketchup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:23:47 2023 No.42529626 >>42529620 I don't trust em!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:24:47 2023 No.42529637 >>42529620 I love the implication that they didn't necessarily have to change like the other mamono, but decided it was fun and wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:29:52 2023 No.42529672 >>42529637 kinda makes sense if they were like the ones from bloodborne who want kids and this change of DL allowed them to have actual kids

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:31:34 2023 No.42529691 File: 211 KB, 632x800, man won't cuddle kiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:44:20 2023 No.42529799 File: 91 KB, 669x724, 006aeebebd5214281c3d8f3eb7645c0f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42529691 How awful. I hope that kiki is okay. What kind of psychopath doesn't cuddle his maids?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:46:05 2023 No.42529819 >>42529587 I want to lick an hellwan, taste her charbroiled flavored sweaty abs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:49:07 2023 No.42529843 File: 3.09 MB, 3333x5000, 16707f80-55b4-4502-b4b8-86e1d05fdf01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:49:42 2023 No.42529846 File: 81 KB, 566x1213, literal old maid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would you let the older slavic kiki into your home?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:51:53 2023 No.42529866 >>42529846 Yes, I love older monsters

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:56:38 2023 No.42529904

>>42528181
I have mild arachnophobia even if I like all the arachnid girls minus nacho. I'm sure in person, I'd need to be conditioned to overcome my discomfort. That probably goes for many monsters, especially with the power dynamic. Sure, we know they're benevolent as a whole, but you still have to put your trust in them. If they're not something like a kobold, your well being is ultimately in her hands. But even some monsters in that category, like shoggoth, can very easily, and do sometimes, overrule you when they disapprove of what you're doing. Which is why I like shoggoth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:57:57 2023 No.42529912 >>42529843 I like her long hair

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 21:59:51 2023 No.42529929 File: 39 KB, 375x555, Catgirl on the Hunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this picture a wolfgirl or catgirl? The ears point to wolf while the tail points to cat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:00:41 2023 No.42529937 File: 558 KB, 1844x2728, 1674530772497333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42529929

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:04:27 2023 No.42529957 >>42529929 >>42529937 Is she naked from the waist down?

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:09:45 2023 No.42529995
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>portals open
>most monsters want to bring you back to their own world, because they don't like Earth
>the few that have any interest in Earth, besides the humans, are almost all radicals
Would you be okay with moving into MGEland? Unless you get with a radical girl, your new waifu will likely be too unhappy with the state of Earth and just sees the DOTR as a smooch and grab.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:12:08 2023 No.42530015 >>42529995 Earth is shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:13:57 2023 No.42530026 >>42529995 If I can take the handful of people I care about with me, then moving to her world is actually preferable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:14:09 2023 No.42530027 >>42529995 Can I bring my stuff? Am I allowed to hop worlds freely like if I wanna visit family?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:15:57 2023 No.42530039 >>42529846 Aunties and momsters deserve loving attention.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:18:09 2023 No.42530053 File: 213 KB, 441x553, 1435710619490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42529846 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHxFr_oDSTI >Older monsters or MILF bodied monsters >MFW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:19:48 2023 No.42530066 >>42529995 If I can bring my mother over then sure, otherwise the girl better get used to life on Earth

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:19:58 2023 No.42530067 >>42529691 >>42529799 Man, this sickness has been hell on all of us. I heard of this whole quarantine thing destroying lives, but I never thought I'd see it play out like this. To be denied the light of ones life is murder on everyone involved.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:20:31 2023 No.42530071
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>>42530027
Portals stay open. I think it being a one way trip for either humans or monsters is a big downer for the stranded party. But don't expect human technology to become widespread there for a long time; you'll likely only get to shitpost when you're visiting family on Earth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:21:20 2023 No.42530077 >>42524017 write faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:21:46 2023 No.42530082 >>42529846 I would carry her in myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:21:55 2023 No.42530085 >>42529995 Like many problems regarding aggressive mamono, you can avoid being 'napped by crying whenever she suggests moving back to MGEland.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:24:43 2023 No.42530106 File: 653 KB, 2893x4092, Gnome_SFW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42530015 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:25:16 2023 No.42530114 >>42530077 900 more words today to go! and I have four hours to write it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:25:23 2023 No.42530117 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, 1517723061320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42529995 I would go. A brand new, massive world with crazy new things to explore, with my new wife as well? Sign me up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:25:52 2023 No.42530123 >>42530085 all you really have to do to get a sadistic/aggressive monster girl to treat you more nicely is to train yourself to get upset really easily. even the most hardened mamono can't stand seeing their husbands cry

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:26:18 2023 No.42530128

>>42530071
>Communication between worlds in neigh impossible thanks to the lack of technology in MGEland
>Decide to have a laugh and send a letter to the Demon Lord saying she stinks and her daughters are nerds
>Wake up the next morning in a Royal Makai prison with an angry Lilim demanding to know why you called her mom a stupid butthead

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:30:31 2023 No.42530172 Khepri harem, fuck one a day, it takes most of a year to get through all of them. that's the dream

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:31:03 2023 No.42530174 >>42524017 fuck off bollocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:41:04 2023 No.42530224 Going to the monster colosseum! Cheering on the monster gladiators! Rooting for the minotaur murmillo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:42:06 2023 No.42530230 >>42530224 monster hotdog vendors

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:43:55 2023 No.42530240 >>42530230 I bet monstergirl food is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:43:57 2023 No.42530241 File: 516 KB, 1200x1453, Fruitcakes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:44:43 2023 No.42530248 >>42528477 >jubjubs stopped thinking about riding their husband's dick for five minutes Wow that's surprising.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:48:11 2023 No.42530274 File: 1.52 MB, 850x1133, sample_a0aada2b17e5d90c5856e5fd9f7c439a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:51:11 2023 No.42530301 >>42529995 It doesn't matter if I go or stay as long as I'm with my wife, but an extremist Jinko must be cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:51:22 2023 No.42530303 >>42528477 >eros herself wept the worst consequence of them all

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:51:58 2023 No.42530306 >>42530274 >sample fucking retard

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:52:33 2023 No.42530312

Handjob from a:
>Gazer
Uses her goo so her hands will slide all over your cock, will edge you as long as she finds it amusing. Lots of snickering during the act.

>Lich
Goes slow and methodical, looking for your weak points and the best techniques. She'll exploit them once she figures it out, but she'll never rush it. Likes to experiment with different spells and potions.

>Kikimora
Wants to give you the best experience, and is overall pretty straightforward giving it out. Pays special attention to the balls. Always makes you finish in a handkerchief that she keeps or in her mouth.

>Girtablilu
Goes hard and fast, only stopping to rest herself. Uses her venom to keep you from running out of energy. Always appreciative if you last longer then the previous session.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:54:18 2023 No.42530327 >>42530312 I'd rather them put on big mittens for the pawjob experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:56:14 2023 No.42530341 >>42530312 >Likes to experiment with different spells and potions. You know I wonder how a Lich would handle something like her husband not liking the taste of her potions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:57:12 2023 No.42530353 >>42530341 I mean - change the potions a bit, probably

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:58:11 2023 No.42530364 >>42528181 I only like/love elves The rest can fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:58:22 2023 No.42530367 >>42530106 Big, good strong hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 22:59:18 2023 No.42530371 >>42530327 Trolls are true handjob masters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:00:28 2023 No.42530381 >>42530371 no, cancers, they have the softest hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:06:25 2023 No.42530432 File: 106 KB, 926x1080, gift_by_anfalien_dfo15vz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:06:53 2023 No.42530435 >>42530371 yeti are the handjob queens

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:08:27 2023 No.42530449 File: 1.22 MB, 1280x720, serpentember__schoolgirl_lilly_by_sepisnake_de5ppa1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:09:59 2023 No.42530458 >>42529995 i'd have some serious inquiry about the cosmology of MGE, because there's some parts of this one i'd not be pleased to leave behind- beyond those concerns, i'd be fine with leaving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:12:42 2023 No.42530471 >>42530312 >shoggoth Goes however fast you like, but will give you post orgasm torture anyways. Has no concept of too much of a good thing. Will also perform urethral insertion, that way when you run out you can cum her instead. The fun never ends!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:14:57 2023 No.42530485 >>42529637 That's the funny part of eldritch beings. Their morality and thought process is so alien to us it's more like orange-blue than black-white, similar to the Cenobites from Hellraiser.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:19:45 2023 No.42530505 >>42530471 >tfw shog puts me in the timeout cocoon because I pulled an all nighter again But I'm the master here...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:22:58 2023 No.42530525 >>42528181 Most arthropods freak me out, the only insect girl that doesn't make me uncomfortable are moths because artists always base them off the fluffy ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:26:42 2023 No.42530542 File: 417 KB, 1200x1680, 1673498112366958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:28:07 2023 No.42530558 >>42530542 Trash art made for tranny faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:28:53 2023 No.42530565 >>42530558 This is bait.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:29:13 2023 No.42530566 >>42530542 Yellow guys fuck dogs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:31:08 2023 No.42530578 >>42530565 Nope, it looks like something straight out of some dogshit tumblr webcomic from someone that looks like they groom children in their spare time. Kill yourself for continuing to post this gutter trash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:32:04 2023 No.42530583 >>42530578 Still bait.

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:38:36 2023 No.42530620

>>42530558
How about not shitting on drawfags you flaming nigger, his art isn't my favorite because its western but it's not bad, I think you are just shitting on him to discourage people from creating art in general because KC banned you from shitting up the place with your cuck fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:41:05 2023 No.42530643 File: 913 KB, 3369x4096, 1650853959000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >think a bogie might be after you >see this: https://files.catbox.moe/r836ks.webm >wat do

Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:44:10 2023 No.42530677
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>>42530620
>How about not shitting on drawfags
They're not a drawfag, they're just some niggerfaggot from fucking deviantart that some other retard reposts his subpar part here because he knows people think it's fucking ugly as shit. Fucking ANYTHING is better than dogshit like that where the "women" look like troons and you have that stupid fucking yellow faggot running around. Gimmie some fucking OniTengu, SubRes, LN, Barb, the artist who does MGE versions of Magic cards that I forget the name of, hell even a random JP artist just drawing generic fox girls would look better than this tripe so either shut the fuck up and post something better or kill yourself you crossboarding newnigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:44:35 2023 No.42530681 >>42528591 Where did he say that? Not doubting, just wish there were a good place to read little bits of info KC puts out. I guess MGR (rip) sort of counted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:49:54 2023 No.42530719 >>42530542 i like this a lot, it's funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:51:13 2023 No.42530733 File: 1.46 MB, 1813x1396, IMG_20220918_145051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Worth asking, whats the best color for scales?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:52:10 2023 No.42530742 >>42529995 What? I will fight so that Monsters can conquer Earth before we think about going anywhere else, so I can get raped there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:53:39 2023 No.42530756 >>42530733 it has to play off the monsters skin color and hair imo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:55:04 2023 No.42530768 File: 1.56 MB, 2000x2084, 1517780519745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42530733 >>42530756 This. Also gold

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 23:56:28 2023 No.42530779 >>42530733 preference and race makes it all manner of fuckery though reds and greens are often the way to go when in doubt

Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:21:00 2023 No.42530958

>>42530742
Fight for, or against the monsters like a tsundere? There'd still be plenty of monsters trying to conquer and improve Earth in that scenario, but most would be extremists. Iirc KC summed up the difference between general monsters and extremists as
>What an awful place! We have to save it! (extremist)
>What an awful place! I'm taking you far away from here. (everyone else)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:23:26 2023 No.42530973 File: 1.10 MB, 1045x1045, 3542891F-D6E0-444A-AA27-050FD6004DA7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I’m gonna walk into a cattle farm during a full moon wearing all red aahhahhahahaa

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:23:36 2023 No.42530974 File: 639 KB, 2480x3508, FnadQvvakAAvx87.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:24:26 2023 No.42530981 >>42530974 funny looking cow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:26:48 2023 No.42530995 File: 123 KB, 850x1036, Girtablilu12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42527989 I want more Sumerian monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:27:17 2023 No.42530998 >>42530973 You won't need the red, pal. Just moving in general is what draws in the cattle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:28:24 2023 No.42531004 File: 947 KB, 2490x3584, 104957568_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] walking alone during a full moon qualifies as consent

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:29:31 2023 No.42531015 >>42530998 they use it as an excuse when they want to run wild on you. like ms ryu with the 'reverse' scale

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:29:32 2023 No.42531016 File: 318 KB, 479x650, EAB6A3BF-EB1B-4760-9B76-F46795EC5653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42530733 My raiju’s scales are silver but basically this >>42530756

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:30:37 2023 No.42531019 >>42531004 thats why i only do this while half asleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:33:24 2023 No.42531028 File: 186 KB, 1476x1600, 1674251636845330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42531004 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:34:27 2023 No.42531033 >>42531004 What about a new moon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:35:01 2023 No.42531038 >>42531004 its weird but the bunnies, deer, lizards and the like are scarier

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:36:22 2023 No.42531042 File: 117 KB, 726x1028, 1675120347196450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:39:17 2023 No.42531057 >>42531038 deer are top tier spooky. especially with cwd

Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:40:55 2023 No.42531063

>>42526041
Probably much too late, but we need this to exist if it doesn't already
>The Myth of "Consensual" Monster Love
>succubus with her arm around anon
>anon: I consent
>succ: I consent
>chief god: I don't!
>Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:43:25 2023 No.42531091 >>42531063 i asked eros and she said it was very cool and very legal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:48:24 2023 No.42531116 >>42530958 I’m siding with the Extremists is what I meant, them taking it over as a 2nd planet would be great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:49:07 2023 No.42531126 Holy SHIT! Tomorrow is the LAST DAY to submit your BANGER to the writing contest! I got a call from a titania today and she said her leanan sidhes were CRYING because you hadn't submitted anything yet! You're KILLING them by not writing! HURRY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:50:55 2023 No.42531138 >>42531126 I work too much to get mine done, you’ll see it in a week or two for sure, contest aside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:50:57 2023 No.42531139 >>42531126 oh fine. i'll be probably be late though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:51:05 2023 No.42531142 >>42531126 >You're KILLING them by not writing! Then die, I can't write anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:51:17 2023 No.42531145 File: 230 KB, 1061x1500, DC7B211B-E1D7-4CAF-916F-AD360CD17782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] кот

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:51:27 2023 No.42531148 >>42531126 No thanks, I'm going to save my time and seeing another admittedly deserved "Fuck off" directed at me by not writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:56:25 2023 No.42531174 >>42531126 Mine will be very last minute. I'm sorry art fairy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:56:25 2023 No.42531175 >>42531148 why always with the pity party?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 00:58:53 2023 No.42531192 >>42531126 1500 words to go for my word goal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:03:45 2023 No.42531214 File: 434 KB, 1063x1500, 129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:07:54 2023 No.42531233 >>42531214 i'd feel like such a jackass if i bumped into a blind girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:17:19 2023 No.42531309 >>42531214 i want to be a service anon for blind girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:25:41 2023 No.42531369 >>42531309 I want to be a service anon for centaurs and being a Reacher for short girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:26:11 2023 No.42531374 File: 34 KB, 474x303, Leg man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:31:13 2023 No.42531413 >>42531369 >so what do you do for a living >i scratch this one spot on an ushis back she has a hard time reaching good pay and great benefits too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:36:19 2023 No.42531435 File: 1.20 MB, 3218x4096, Fe4oJVwVIAAmS2N.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:37:39 2023 No.42531440 >>42531435 I want to be, under the sea. In an Octopus' garden, in the shade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:38:07 2023 No.42531444 File: 591 KB, 1024x1449, succubus_by_missbusty_dfn7wcz-fullview.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:45:04 2023 No.42531480 >>42529846 Yes, that's my aunt come to clean my apartment again. She comes every week and she keeps wearing smaller and smaller clothes every time she comes over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:48:51 2023 No.42531503 File: 761 KB, 4000x3062, FnWSE4JXoAc6NzA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:54:28 2023 No.42531532 File: 1.85 MB, 4341x6140, 92275133_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42531435 >no weird pupil cephalopod gf who changes colors when you piss her off or arouse her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 01:57:04 2023 No.42531542 File: 134 KB, 1227x1226, pxc4f1tmajba1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:00:30 2023 No.42531560 File: 2.75 MB, 1700x2200, 5pk61pe03v7a1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kitty titty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:11:32 2023 No.42531605 File: 415 KB, 1012x1550, 1450422985947.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So would you actually fix an evil wife? Or would you let her still do evil stuff? Would let evil wife do a little conquering here or there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:13:08 2023 No.42531614 >>42531605 i'd probably be a little more evil and she'd be a little more good. it's the nature of compromise

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:15:25 2023 No.42531626 >>42531605 cant be evil when she has too many little worries

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:15:44 2023 No.42531627 >>42531605 keep some seals on my ancient kitsune wife so she can still move but not use magic until she's tame with the promise of letting her do a little evil when she gets to that point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:17:27 2023 No.42531635 >>42531626 Calling your children little worries is a bit mean don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:19:47 2023 No.42531644 >>42523365 >https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html Oh god the site is gone, completely gone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:19:56 2023 No.42531645 >>42531635 well they do make you worry a bit as they should at times

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:20:22 2023 No.42531647 >>42531605 fix? maybe. truss? yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:21:42 2023 No.42531655 File: 587 KB, 1003x1416, EWwCnOFWoAA9Tsd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42531627 >just a little evil >honey, no. we have evil at home >aww... pleaaase?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:22:43 2023 No.42531658 >>42531644 he posted last thread, said the site and imgbox galleries probably aren't coming back but he's going to maintain the mega

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:25:37 2023 No.42531668 >>42531658 trying not to be bring up old shit but why was it deleted or removed in the first place, i have not been here in a while

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:26:34 2023 No.42531671 >>42531668 drama & stuff. nothing terribly important

Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:27:50 2023 No.42531679
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>>42531605
Try to channel the evil into lesser evil deeds, like her stealing napkins at the burger king I take her to. She's allowed to commit as many atrocities of that nature as she likes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:29:10 2023 No.42531684 >>42531671 ah, taking a guess, were put in less-than-desirable places but enough of that What type of monster do you think that you would attract with your demeanor and personilty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:30:48 2023 No.42531689 >>42531658 Imgbox galleries aren't, but I thought he'd keep the site itself for weekly updates and the sources list. >>42531684 >What type of monster do you think that you would attract with your demeanor and personilty? This is a Bogey central, mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:30:55 2023 No.42531690 >>42531684 >ah, taking a guess, were put in less-than-desirable places but enough of that aim so accurate that cupids want to hire you for their sniper division.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:32:35 2023 No.42531696 >>42531689 but bogeys aint the only one for sad lonely men ya know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:42:19 2023 No.42531733 I'm a strong, independent adventurer who won't get level drained!

Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:46:54 2023 No.42531746

>>42531605
Yes, evil monsters are for fixing.
But seeing as she's an evil fox, nothing can be done about the menacing aura or the unrivalled smug. She'll be a fluffy housewife who learns to direct most of her desires for control towards her man instead of the world, and that's good enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:48:14 2023 No.42531752 File: 150 KB, 1208x1860, EyfR04xWYAIAbju.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:50:59 2023 No.42531765 >>42531752 booba and breedin hips

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:51:32 2023 No.42531770 >>42531752 dragon thighs are super interesting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:54:37 2023 No.42531788 File: 689 KB, 849x1200, 88469415_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:54:46 2023 No.42531791 Me and this dark mage friend we hang out with have this conundrum. She's interested in a sexual relationship with my shota son, and i'm interested in a sexual relationship with her loli daughter. Would it be ethical to trade, marry, then sex the kids?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 02:56:32 2023 No.42531800 >>42531126 Is there another website for posting stories instead of ao3 and Pastebin? I didn't know ao3 did invites and I won't get an invite till the 4th. 8W04

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:08:47 2023 No.42531838 File: 1.19 MB, 2667x2900, 101184973_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42531746 Based.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:10:20 2023 No.42531841 File: 121 KB, 1000x1000, FQJlQEVXIBkHC7I.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42531605 she's so old she probably put all that evil stuff behind her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:11:20 2023 No.42531847 >>42531658 Goddamnit well that fucking sucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:13:19 2023 No.42531856 >>42531800 Sheeeiiiitttt. I think there's something called 4binz or something. Don't know if that's still up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:13:40 2023 No.42531858 mg with best legs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:13:50 2023 No.42531860 >>42531746 You disgust me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:14:04 2023 No.42531861 >>42531858 i've a fondness for ms tsurara

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:17:36 2023 No.42531877 >>42531858 bunny, jiangshi, grasshopper, spider

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:19:39 2023 No.42531883 I need a good, midwestern monster girl that enjoys bowling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:20:25 2023 No.42531885 >>42531858 arachne

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:21:20 2023 No.42531892 >>42531126 Unfortunately, it's at about 7k words and only half finished. I'm at a good stopping point, so I guess it's going to be two parts. At least I'll be able to submit something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:24:09 2023 No.42531904 >>42531883 >it's a jubjub queen of the turkeys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:25:12 2023 No.42531910 >>42531858 Wight, Pharaoh, Tsurara-Onna, Demon in no particular order. Lich is pretty nice too despite being shorter than the others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:25:17 2023 No.42531911 File: 1.20 MB, 1000x1413, 101281734_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42531858 Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:26:46 2023 No.42531915 >>42531904 So how does she bowl?

Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:27:42 2023 No.42531919

>>42531841
>unseal ancient evil
>"fufufu. im free, foolishness or bravery, boya? i shall now take over the world with you at my side..."
>"... *yawn* but first, a nap"
>she grabs you and squeezes you against her very meaty body, her tails wrapping around the rest of you
>the rest of your days are spent as the cuddle toy of a very sleepy fox that could put even a dormouse to shame
>she's always coming up with new excuses for why she isnt taking over the world yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:28:02 2023 No.42531921 >>42531915 she can scoop it up with her finger nubs and release with her wings. maybe balance it on her tits for a bit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:29:33 2023 No.42531924 File: 146 KB, 1280x699, _closed__adoptable_auction__283_by_kolgaart_dfo1n51-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hand over ye booty!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:30:26 2023 No.42531931 >>42531915 custom bowling balls seem well suited to bird claws

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:36:18 2023 No.42531965 File: 266 KB, 819x1024, b581b4d768d8_3FE9D4DA_023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:43:11 2023 No.42532008 File: 1021 KB, 3508x2480, 96233496_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42523365

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:43:30 2023 No.42532010 What happens if you have both a Bogie and a Bogey

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:44:07 2023 No.42532012 >>42532010 lots of bogey on your 6 remarks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:45:27 2023 No.42532020 File: 213 KB, 850x1202, 1659842919596533.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feesh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:47:49 2023 No.42532031 >>42531965 human men are so stupid, and they wonder why they get outplayed and lose to monsters with seven daughters everytime

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:49:18 2023 No.42532036 >>42531965 It's very nice of them to have a picnic basket all made and ready for him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:50:10 2023 No.42532044 File: 45 KB, 641x123, 1655370189406.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please don't think you can tame a fox.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:53:54 2023 No.42532066 File: 1.08 MB, 4200x4300, 89862386_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42532044 That's why it's best to start when they're young.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:55:39 2023 No.42532074 >>42532044 >complain to fox wife that the starbucks got your order wrong >next day its a smoking crater please be careful of what you say to your wives

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:55:48 2023 No.42532075 >>42532066 Get your foxlets today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 03:59:40 2023 No.42532096 >>42532044 i can tho. just grab an old one, and teach her some new tricks like bear my young and submit, you old sow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:00:23 2023 No.42532103 File: 218 KB, 1236x1378, FWvlvioaQAAmcfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is why you never leave the trail when hiking in the woods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:02:46 2023 No.42532124 File: 440 KB, 1158x1544, FheyUwWVUAMc7JF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42532044 that's one of them danger foxes. i still would but definitely shouldn't'

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:04:28 2023 No.42532136 >>42531800 Use the novel feature on Pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:06:27 2023 No.42532147 File: 461 KB, 1500x2000, Fkss0_UaUAAHfEt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:07:05 2023 No.42532150 >>42532044 but evil only makes me harder

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:07:54 2023 No.42532157 File: 157 KB, 1129x1597, 1675137762677699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:09:59 2023 No.42532169

>>42532044
too late, i fucked up and have practically instalossed to mofu irl.
>got a really fluffy blanket a few weeks back
>didnt use it much
>funny idea three days ago
>bunch it up and treat the blanket as a fox tail, wrap it around me a bit.
>notice that im actually playing games better and am more focused
>continue doing this, since its winter it also helps me stay warmer
>today, close eyes for a moment and think
>think that ive got my fox wife next to me and she's playing vidya with me
>get sad and stop using the blanket.
the foxes are too fucking strong, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:11:16 2023 No.42532176 File: 1.07 MB, 1049x1489, 2fn0wcrdyt481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42532169 Another anon lost to mofubrain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:12:40 2023 No.42532183 File: 201 KB, 2203x1568, 1629514636712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42532124 danger fox best fox

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:14:26 2023 No.42532194 >>42532044 I can fix her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:17:00 2023 No.42532206 File: 334 KB, 657x708, bear2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:19:56 2023 No.42532215 File: 218 KB, 1200x1688, 1635171149246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42532044 Evil foxes are easily tamed through thorough impregnation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:25:38 2023 No.42532242 >>42532194 it's fun and games until you realize she manipulated you into taking over the town and nearby villages in her place

Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:28:18 2023 No.42532251

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to share some hobbies with your waifu.
Although you may need to take care if you go, say, bowling with an oni.
You don't need a bowling ball shot through the back of the lane.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:29:36 2023 No.42532255 >>42532251 What if my wife is into politics?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:31:17 2023 No.42532263 >>42532255 Anon no, we don't need a rise in wight supremacy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:33:57 2023 No.42532272 File: 1.57 MB, 2232x3508, 104878685_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jiangshis...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:37:58 2023 No.42532300 If we get space-faring species, i'd imagine their designs look like it took inspiration from Rosalina from Mario.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:38:02 2023 No.42532302 File: 158 KB, 1121x755, F6E5AA01-D06A-460B-BAC2-0D65362BA5D8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:38:04 2023 No.42532303 >>42531175 I'm trying to go for a Banshee or a Bogey. Gotta sigma grindset Pagliacci mode somehow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:44:08 2023 No.42532345 File: 1.46 MB, 1482x3130, 104006478_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>42532044 aw frig my salaryman levels. i'll never get a promotion like this

Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:45:32 2023 No.42532355
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>Unsealed fox rehabilitation worker (husband)
>She develops a love for anime, it reminds her of the theater her supplicants would perform before she was sealed
>It's some common ground to work off of, and you manage to get pretty much any anime-related costs written off as a business expenditure
>Pesters you to take her to a convention one day
>Shortly before the trip, you find out some madman is digging through history to make an anime about the last few years of her reign before she was sealed
>Not sure how she would take this, while the progress has been good, she is sometimes.... unstable
>Not even five minutes into the convention someone runs up to her, wearing a shirt about the upcoming anime
>Oh wow, you look just like her. you even have all the markings right! Fur is the wrong color though, but close enough. Come on, the panel is about to start
>Follow along as confused fox wife gets dragged off into the crowd of suspiciously similar (yet slightly off color) cosplay
I'm sure it will be fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:51:28 2023 No.42532386 File: 811 KB, 1500x1938, 1487913515422.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Second Chances https://archiveofourown.org/works/44674816/chapters/112397053 My submission for Magus' writing contest. Part 1 of 2.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:54:48 2023 No.42532403 >>42532124 wouldn't be as bad if not for the way souls work there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:55:06 2023 No.42532405 File: 661 KB, 1038x1579, file.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider this cat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 31 04:55:48 2023 No.42532406 >>42532405 very well

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