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What would you do if you ended up in Gensokyo in real life?

>> No.42487435

Why do they have middle aged man face?

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>> No.42487533

Try to see if I can cut some kind of deal to get turned into a vampire I guess.

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lament at the fact that I will now have to deal with women
had to deal with 2 women recently. their incompetence was frustrating, and it wasn't even the cute klutz kind. good thing I'm a mechanical engineer
then i find kourin and ask for help, and directions to the human village. maybe take up a job as a teacher in the human village, marry keine and work with nitori

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>> No.42488930

Adventure is what I'll be after the most. If I start at the beginning of the Windows Era then I'll try to get power and play along when Incident happen.

>> No.42488981

I would try to beat up a fairy. Just curious to see if I could. If I succeeded I would try to find Reimu so she could help me go home.

>> No.42489022

I would greed out the shit out of it, just poking around to see what happens.

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Can't believe Peter Gabriel got Genesis back together to drop the sequel to Nursery Cryme!


>> No.42489104

I really shouldn't put my dick inside a youkai, but...

>> No.42489278

Do not attempt this, they are very arrogant monsters and would kill you for the insult
You must prove you are worthy first

>> No.42492584

they would rape you!

>> No.42492957

Learn magic with Patchouli/pay Marisa for half assed lessons at exorbitant prices, or go full Kenshi mode and train to kill yokai to win Reimu's heart

>> No.42493001

die, most likely

>> No.42493043

What makes you think Reimu would allow Akyuu's fiancé to leave?

>> No.42493275

>full Kenshi mode
So run around and get jumped by 20 starving bandits?

>> No.42493747

More like leading a starving man-eating yokai like Rumia to the human village and proceeding to kidnap her after the guards knock her out, so I can endlessly beat her up to train until all of her limbs are gone or she's dead

>> No.42497473

Immediately attempt to find Reimu and run from anything else. I can't speak Japanese but "guy in weird clothes that cant speak Japanese" should be telling enough. Then I'm well on my way back home.

>> No.42497801

Gensokyo is a neat place to observe but would be an absolute shithole to live in

>> No.42497818

become yamanba

>> No.42498422

find kosuzu or remilia, preferably kosuzu, and work for Japanese lessons.
I'd also teach kosuzu every /pol/ schizo theory for shits and giggles

>> No.42504684

Won't work

>> No.42505797

why not?

>> No.42508824

i wish y'all would go to gensokyo so that you can all see how painfully fucking wrong you are to think it's a happy cheery place to be in

>> No.42508879

>he doesn't like cutesokyo

>> No.42509407

Probably seek work with the kappa on youkai mountain.

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I could easily replace Sumireko if I entered before 2015